The government doesn't really care what anime fat sweaty nerds are buying. Stop being so fucking paranoid. Then again, if I were a terrorist or a child pornographer, I'd be very upset.
That shit is for faggots only. If you've never shot your load up into a girl's Fallopian tubes, you're still a virgin in my book. Fucking a girl while wearing a condom is no better than jerking off into a sock.
Sorry. Because your remark is targeted at a popular Slashdot figure rather than the left's favorite boogeyman (who has been out of power for four years), your (perhaps more accurate, but otherwise identical) comparison is destined to rot in -1 land while the original post flourishes.
Freddie Mercury led the perfect gay life. Though flamboyant and flaming, he stayed in the closet his entire life, and eventually succumbed to the homosexual virus of AIDS at a relatively young age.
I wish all gays followed the same path. Though it would be nice if they toned down the puffy shirt action too.
You've made very powerful enemies today, my friend. The road geeks are sure to hunt you down and lecture you about the importance of properly shaped and colored signage.
Lucky for you, it would take the grand opening of a new 2-digit interstate to pull them away from misc.transport.road for more than a couple of hours.
In 1935, the HIV virus spontaneously generated in my dirty chimpanzee body. This makes me the very first carrier of AIDS. Since then, I have been bootybanging numerous willing and unwilling African homosexuals. [Many African homosexuals are apparently unable to differentiate a chimpanzee from another black man. Even the unwilling ones later admit that they enjoyed my insatiable, hairy ape cock.] I may bite you; I may inject you; I may even shoot my foul monkey semen into your torn, bleeding asshole. Regardless of my method, you can be sure of this: The Original AIDS Monkey will not rest until you are dead.
Hopefully the moderators didn't pay too much for that laced crack.
In other news, anyone hear about the basketball player in South Dakota who had lots of unprotected sex without telling the girls he had HIV? And then one of his "contacts" slept with 70 guys after him. What a fucking slut!
If any girl reading this has had sex with 70 men before she was out of college, you should be ashamed of yourself. How can you sleep knowing that you're such an easy, cock-hungry whore?
Gee, thanks for the warning. For a second there I mistook the parent post as a legitimate comment about larger flatbed scanners. Thanks for clearing up the confusion.
That shit is for faggots only. If you've never shot your load up into a girl's Fallopian tubes, you're still a virgin in my book. Fucking a girl while wearing a condom is no better than jerking off into a sock.
I'm working on creating an airborne AIDS virus. I'm proud the virus I created has been able to do so much in this world in such a short time, but I yearn for more human death. Transmission from faggot asshole to faggot asshole is much too slow.
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Just go to school in Europe. The whole continent is a socialist Utopia with a perfect educational system.
The government doesn't really care what anime fat sweaty nerds are buying. Stop being so fucking paranoid. Then again, if I were a terrorist or a child pornographer, I'd be very upset.
That shit is for faggots only. If you've never shot your load up into a girl's Fallopian tubes, you're still a virgin in my book. Fucking a girl while wearing a condom is no better than jerking off into a sock.
Sorry. Because your remark is targeted at a popular Slashdot figure rather than the left's favorite boogeyman (who has been out of power for four years), your (perhaps more accurate, but otherwise identical) comparison is destined to rot in -1 land while the original post flourishes.
From your sig:
-- ancarett, diva, historian and EQ addict
Don't forget karma whore.
Watch yourself... a large percentge of readers here are much fatter, hairier, and dwarf-like than Mr. Gingrich.
Freddie Mercury led the perfect gay life. Though flamboyant and flaming, he stayed in the closet his entire life, and eventually succumbed to the homosexual virus of AIDS at a relatively young age.
I wish all gays followed the same path. Though it would be nice if they toned down the puffy shirt action too.
I liked this joke better the first time around.
It would also help if they read their own website.
Dolphins also rape and murder one another, much like the "highly cultured" and highly liberal denizens of Harlem. They also engage in gang warfare.
Surely, emulating the modern liberal is our best hope for advancing to the higher plane of existence which the dolphins so kindly demonstrate for us.
You've made very powerful enemies today, my friend. The road geeks are sure to hunt you down and lecture you about the importance of properly shaped and colored signage.
Lucky for you, it would take the grand opening of a new 2-digit interstate to pull them away from misc.transport.road for more than a couple of hours.
He reminds me of the kids who spraypaint on "Speed Limit 35" signs so they look like "Speed Limit 85".
You want to see art? Reprogram the traffic lights at a busy intersection to show green in all directions.
His son died of SIDS, aka Murdered-By-Parents Syndrome. Note to Self: Don't get so caught up in e-mail that you accidentally suffocate your son.
In 1935, the HIV virus spontaneously generated in my dirty chimpanzee body. This makes me the very first carrier of AIDS. Since then, I have been bootybanging numerous willing and unwilling African homosexuals. [Many African homosexuals are apparently unable to differentiate a chimpanzee from another black man. Even the unwilling ones later admit that they enjoyed my insatiable, hairy ape cock.] I may bite you; I may inject you; I may even shoot my foul monkey semen into your torn, bleeding asshole. Regardless of my method, you can be sure of this: The Original AIDS Monkey will not rest until you are dead.
...of AIDS.
Now I'm no "science expert," but it seems to me that tornados stretch from the clouds to the ground. Satellites are typically above the clouds.
So, if you were looking at a tornado from a satellite, it would look like.... oh wait, there's a big-ass storm cloud in the way!
That's scientifically impossible. Any pollster approaching CowboyNeal would be ripped apart by his gravitational field.
What's the difference between $CAD and toilet paper?
Might as well have sex with me. I'm not really a black woman, but I am an HIV-infected chimpanzee, and that's basically the same thing.
(Score:0, Troll)
Hopefully the moderators didn't pay too much for that laced crack.
In other news, anyone hear about the basketball player in South Dakota who had lots of unprotected sex without telling the girls he had HIV? And then one of his "contacts" slept with 70 guys after him. What a fucking slut!
If any girl reading this has had sex with 70 men before she was out of college, you should be ashamed of yourself. How can you sleep knowing that you're such an easy, cock-hungry whore?
Well, in SF, a bicycle is something with one, two, or up to 18 wheels, powered by human effort, chemical, or electrical energy.
San Francisco also has a lot of promiscuous homosexuals dying of AIDS because they had unprotected anal sex with strangers.
Gee, thanks for the warning. For a second there I mistook the parent post as a legitimate comment about larger flatbed scanners. Thanks for clearing up the confusion.
That shit is for faggots only. If you've never shot your load up into a girl's Fallopian tubes, you're still a virgin in my book. Fucking a girl while wearing a condom is no better than jerking off into a sock.
How does it feel to be the sixth idiot today to be drawn in by this ancient troll?
Anime is just a medium, under which you can find anything you can imagine.
Regular rape, lesbian rape, tentacle rape... truly, anime has it all.
I'm working on creating an airborne AIDS virus. I'm proud the virus I created has been able to do so much in this world in such a short time, but I yearn for more human death. Transmission from faggot asshole to faggot asshole is much too slow.