Apple's been dying since 1980 or so, without Slashdot's corrosive influence. Maybe Taco's turd of a website will finally get Apple over the hump and into the hopeless death spiral that flabby ass clown John Dvorak has been predicting since the last Ice Age.
A lot of those old ladies are terminally ill, and they spend most of their time asleep or in comas. Your fingers can go wandering and no one will ever know. Plus, those places always have rubber gloves for the volunteers, so if you want to be safe from catching whatever's killing them, it's a great option.
WASHINGTON - Abraham Lincoln has moved to the top of the list of greatest presidents in an ABC News poll for President's Day that saw George W. Bush ease ahead of Ronald Reagan in the overall survey and among Republicans.
Lincoln was chosen by 20 percent, while the current president and John F. Kennedy were essentially tied for second -- with Kennedy at 14 percent and Bush at 13 percent. Reagan, Bill Clinton and Franklin Roosevelt were tied for third at 8 percent apiece.
In the same ABC poll a year ago, Reagan was at the top with 18 percent, Kennedy 16 percent and Lincoln 14 percent.
Kennedy and Lincoln were tied atop the list among Democrats this year, whereas Lincoln was the easy winner among independents, and Bush and Lincoln led among Republicans, with Reagan slightly behind them.
Lincoln was first among whites, but second among blacks, who overwhelmingly chose Clinton as the greatest president. One of Lincoln's best known achievements was freeing the slaves during the Civil War. Roosevelt was the leader among those 65 and older.
The poll was conducted Feb. 13-17 among a sample of 1,025 adults and had an error margin of plus or minus 3 percentage points.
WASHINGTON - Abraham Lincoln has moved to the top of the list of greatest presidents in an ABC News poll for President's Day that saw George W. Bush ease ahead of Ronald Reagan in the overall survey and among Republicans.
Lincoln was chosen by 20 percent, while the current president and John F. Kennedy were essentially tied for second -- with Kennedy at 14 percent and Bush at 13 percent. Reagan, Bill Clinton and Franklin Roosevelt were tied for third at 8 percent apiece.
In the same ABC poll a year ago, Reagan was at the top with 18 percent, Kennedy 16 percent and Lincoln 14 percent.
Kennedy and Lincoln were tied atop the list among Democrats this year, whereas Lincoln was the easy winner among independents, and Bush and Lincoln led among Republicans, with Reagan slightly behind them.
Lincoln was first among whites, but second among blacks, who overwhelmingly chose Clinton as the greatest president. One of Lincoln's best known achievements was freeing the slaves during the Civil War. Roosevelt was the leader among those 65 and older.
The poll was conducted Feb. 13-17 among a sample of 1,025 adults and had an error margin of plus or minus 3 percentage points.
After 25 years, the Subsaharan Negroes have not yet made the mental connection between having sex with dying hookers and getting AIDS. I don't see how any amount of awareness-raising can overcome the stupidity of these people.
The African governments should change their AIDS-fighting strategy, and start luring people away from hookers with bananas. There's no other way to stop the Donkey Kong race from doing "ooga booga" with any female they see.
That's true. I used to strangle Boy Scouts with their boondoggles and hang them from my ceiling fan while I raped their corpses. I didn't learn what those things were called until a few years after I moved on to other hobbies, though.
Excellent analysis. The current state of Linux is less healthy than CowboyNeal's diet. By year's end it will be a forgotten buzzword laying amongst financial ruin.
I was sucking on your mom's beef flaps last night. Some people think women are disgusting when they have big 'ol meat curtains hanging down, but that's just a sign of experience. I like a woman who is well-practiced in the art of sexing.
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I think it causes your web browser to open up and post a lame comment with the +1 bonus.
That's not necessarily true. I think the blacks still have a couple hundred thousand more years of evolution to go.
Yeah, they're wimps. I guess that's why Ralph Nader aligns himself with the much more hateful Green Party.
Apple's been dying since 1980 or so, without Slashdot's corrosive influence. Maybe Taco's turd of a website will finally get Apple over the hump and into the hopeless death spiral that flabby ass clown John Dvorak has been predicting since the last Ice Age.
Think Secret gets my vote as the best of the Apple "rumor" sites. In fact, few sites wasted as much time debunking the iWalk as Think Secret did.
I sure hope Nick appreciates the endorsement of an obscene, racist, homophobic crapflooder.
*BSD is dying.
Mister Cornelius sir I have been staring at your sig for 10 minutes
U R now like a god to me....
(PS You bullshited that entire thing, didn't you? good job)
is a nearby nursing home.
A lot of those old ladies are terminally ill, and they spend most of their time asleep or in comas. Your fingers can go wandering and no one will ever know. Plus, those places always have rubber gloves for the volunteers, so if you want to be safe from catching whatever's killing them, it's a great option.
You've really done it this time, Pawloski! You're dealing with forces you can't even comprehend! Put the mouse down before more people get hurt!
WASHINGTON - Abraham Lincoln has moved to the top of the list of greatest presidents in an ABC News poll for President's Day that saw George W. Bush ease ahead of Ronald Reagan in the overall survey and among Republicans.
Lincoln was chosen by 20 percent, while the current president and John F. Kennedy were essentially tied for second -- with Kennedy at 14 percent and Bush at 13 percent. Reagan, Bill Clinton and Franklin Roosevelt were tied for third at 8 percent apiece.
In the same ABC poll a year ago, Reagan was at the top with 18 percent, Kennedy 16 percent and Lincoln 14 percent.
Kennedy and Lincoln were tied atop the list among Democrats this year, whereas Lincoln was the easy winner among independents, and Bush and Lincoln led among Republicans, with Reagan slightly behind them.
Lincoln was first among whites, but second among blacks, who overwhelmingly chose Clinton as the greatest president. One of Lincoln's best known achievements was freeing the slaves during the Civil War. Roosevelt was the leader among those 65 and older.
The poll was conducted Feb. 13-17 among a sample of 1,025 adults and had an error margin of plus or minus 3 percentage points.
The real tragedy was that his corpse's mouth was found wrapped around Alan Thicke's decomposing cock.
And I want to have access to the source.
You mean you don't have your mother's phone number?
WASHINGTON - Abraham Lincoln has moved to the top of the list of greatest presidents in an ABC News poll for President's Day that saw George W. Bush ease ahead of Ronald Reagan in the overall survey and among Republicans.
Lincoln was chosen by 20 percent, while the current president and John F. Kennedy were essentially tied for second -- with Kennedy at 14 percent and Bush at 13 percent. Reagan, Bill Clinton and Franklin Roosevelt were tied for third at 8 percent apiece.
In the same ABC poll a year ago, Reagan was at the top with 18 percent, Kennedy 16 percent and Lincoln 14 percent.
Kennedy and Lincoln were tied atop the list among Democrats this year, whereas Lincoln was the easy winner among independents, and Bush and Lincoln led among Republicans, with Reagan slightly behind them.
Lincoln was first among whites, but second among blacks, who overwhelmingly chose Clinton as the greatest president. One of Lincoln's best known achievements was freeing the slaves during the Civil War. Roosevelt was the leader among those 65 and older.
The poll was conducted Feb. 13-17 among a sample of 1,025 adults and had an error margin of plus or minus 3 percentage points.
-1, unfunny. Downloading porn wouldn't make the device resemble a hard-on any more than it already does.
You can wear my dick in your mouth, buttslammer.
Suck my maggot-infested ape cock until you feel my monkey spunk splashing in the back of your throat. Asshole.
After 25 years, the Subsaharan Negroes have not yet made the mental connection between having sex with dying hookers and getting AIDS. I don't see how any amount of awareness-raising can overcome the stupidity of these people.
The African governments should change their AIDS-fighting strategy, and start luring people away from hookers with bananas. There's no other way to stop the Donkey Kong race from doing "ooga booga" with any female they see.
Want a pearl necklace?
This post claimed in the name of porn star (and all-around slut) Raylene. May Jesus have mercy on all of us.
That's true. I used to strangle Boy Scouts with their boondoggles and hang them from my ceiling fan while I raped their corpses. I didn't learn what those things were called until a few years after I moved on to other hobbies, though.
"Prescense is a nebulous question." This quote is now my official slogan for 2002!
Excellent analysis. The current state of Linux is less healthy than CowboyNeal's diet. By year's end it will be a forgotten buzzword laying amongst financial ruin.
Licking the anus. Yum yum yum.
Thanks. Now I have my beating off material for the week. That dog she's holding is pretty sexy, too.
I was sucking on your mom's beef flaps last night. Some people think women are disgusting when they have big 'ol meat curtains hanging down, but that's just a sign of experience. I like a woman who is well-practiced in the art of sexing.