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  1. Re:Fyodor: Thoughts on a Small-Time Criminal on Fyodor Answers Your Network Security Questions · · Score: 0
    You had no right to reveal the private mail(s) he sent to you in the assumption that you are a girl.

    You're talking about something I just didn't do. All I did was mention in a post that he was one of the people who had contacted me. See for yourself.

  2. Fyodor: Thoughts on a Small-Time Criminal on Fyodor Answers Your Network Security Questions · · Score: 0, Interesting
    Or "World's biggest biter bites back."

    Some people would leave it at "YHBT" and walk away. This is S.O.P. on Slashdot. So when I posed as a hot LinuxWorld booth babe in a Slashdot poll (if you'll read that comment, you'll see that it wasn't even remotely credible-sounding) and left an email address, I got quite a few messages from lonely Lunix geeks hoping to hook up. Wanting pictures, naked pictures, etc., the kind of tactless crap you'd expect from someone who's still alone in their mid-30s.

    And so I recieve the email from Fyodor, out looking for love. I emailed him back, letting him know he'd been trolled. "Don't feel bad, it happens to the best of us." So he emails me back telling me, among other things, that he regularly trolls mailing lists for women and that chances are, sooner or later, he'll find a willing warm body. So, like, the odds are in his favor. So he tells me. Anyway, he sounded none too happy.

    So I mentioned him as one of the respondents on Trolltalk, with something like "look at the bunch of wankers I got who actually believed me enough to email me!". Apparently, this is enough to justify hacking my computer and invading my privacy for 9 hours, according to him. This happens a week or two down the road from the original posting in Trolltalk. So I load Trolltalk one day to find out he's made an entire webpage filled with screenshots from my computer and lots of personally identifying information (my full name, home address, everything) while telling me that I'd better change all my passwords quick, because he stole those too.

    All this for getting suckered in by an obvious troll and getting called a wanker as a result. Earth to Fyodor: grow the fuck up. Sheesh, what a sociopathic crybaby.

    For reference, you can see an archive of Trolltalk from the period here. Scroll down a little to find Fyodor's posts and the subsequent responses.

  3. Script children? on Nmap Featured in The Matrix Reloaded · · Score: 0

    Are you sure that it wasn't Fyodor himself?

  4. Fyodor: Thoughts on a Small Time Criminal on Ask Fyodor Your Network Security Questions · · Score: -1, Troll
    Or "World's biggest biter bites back."

    Some people would leave it at "YHBT" and walk away. This is S.O.P. on Slashdot. So when I posed as a hot LinuxWorld booth babe in a Slashdot poll (if you'll read that comment, you'll see that it wasn't even remotely credible-sounding) and left an email address, I got quite a few messages from lonely Lunix geeks hoping to hook up. Wanting pictures, naked pictures, etc., the kind of tactless crap you'd expect from someone who's still alone in their mid-30s.

    And so I recieve the email from Fyodor, out looking for love. I emailed him back, letting him know he'd been trolled. "Don't feel bad, it happens to the best of us." So he emails me back telling me, among other things, that he regularly trolls mailing lists for women and that chances are, sooner or later, he'll find a willing warm body. So, like, the odds are in his favor. So he tells me. Anyway, he sounded none too happy.

    So I mentioned him as one of the respondents on Trolltalk, with something like "look at the bunch of wankers I got who actually believed me enough to email me!". Apparently, this is enough to justify hacking my computer and invading my privacy for 9 hours, according to him. This happens a week or two down the road from the original posting in Trolltalk. So I load Trolltalk one day to find out he's made an entire webpage filled with screenshots from my computer and lots of personally identifying information (my full name, home address, everything) while telling me that I'd better change all my passwords quick, because he stole those too.

    All this for getting suckered in by an obvious troll and getting called a wanker as a result. Earth to Fyodor: grow the fuck up. Sheesh, what a sociopathic crybaby.

    For reference, you can see an archive of Trolltalk from the period here. Scroll down a little to find Fyodor's posts and the subsequent responses.

  5. Re:Huh? The last hijacked SDEM post!!! on Hi Tech, Wireless Help for Climbers · · Score: -1

    Karma: Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon. It comes and goes, it comes and goes.

    Your sig sucks, but it turns me on. Can we have sex?
    I gonna miss this account... I can't really troll without it.

  6. Correction on Cell Phones: Japan vs. the United States · · Score: -1

    All trolls, here are the details. Someone with our bot fucked up the first time.

    Details:

    IRC Server - trollaxor.com
    Port - 6667
    Channel - #slashdot

    Please use this for discussion of trolling Slashdot.

  7. For the CLIT on The Empire Strikes Back - in China · · Score: -1

    Down with the anonymous menace!

  8. Article title makes no sense on NIST Estimates Sloppy Coding Costs $60 Billion/Year · · Score: -1

    Open source doesn't cost a dime...

  9. Fuck ARIA on CD Copying Kiosks Endorsed in Australia · · Score: -1

    Yes indeed. But this Aria.

  10. You've changed, man! on Security of Open vs. Closed Source Software · · Score: -1

    It used to be about busting ACs!

  11. your sig on Memoirs Found in a Bathtub · · Score: -1

    Did Robert Heinlein really say that? I seriously want to know so I can put a stop to it next time my ultra-feminist English teacher wants us to read more of his libertarian-utopia bullshit.

  12. Re:A Piece of Advice from Yourself, 17 years from on LindowsOS Softens Microsoft-Compatibility Claim · · Score: -1

    I lost interest in reading what you have to say and curled up in a fetal position mumblinng "no no no no no" as soon as I hit the part where you play Counterstrike with your date. You're a fucking dork.

  13. Re:Not quite... on LindowsOS Softens Microsoft-Compatibility Claim · · Score: -1

    Columbia College? Is that like Harfurd University?

  14. Way to close the italics tags! on Version Fatigue · · Score: -1

    Cockeaters!

  15. For CLIT on NYT on the Very Large Array · · Score: -1
    For my homie Pr0n_K1ng!

    CLIT owns the first post!

  16. Oh really? on Why (Most) Software is so Bad · · Score: -1

    I was under the impression that most software sucks because it's open source and all the "no fun" stuff like designing a real GUI never gets done by a bunch of volunteer jerkoffs.

  17. Re:Do you really want to meet trolls? on Slashdot Effect, Live and In Person · · Score: -1

    Fellatio?

  18. Hello my friend! on Haptic Battle Pong... Future of Game Interface? · · Score: -1

    j03! What the fuck brings you here, in the realms of the unwashed and unemployed? Aren't you supposedly earning money hand over fist?

  19. Re:On a supermodel's salary on In Space, No One Knows You Read Vogue · · Score: -1
    Besides, "in space, no one can hear you scream."

    Is that to say that you approve of rape? I can already tell that you must be popular with the ladies. I hope the next woman you try to rape has a gun.

  20. Re:Do you ever sleep? on The Almighty Buck · · Score: -1

    I was too rushed to answer with "Rob Malda" to bother with logging out and then logging in with this account.

  21. Do you ever sleep? on The Almighty Buck · · Score: -1

    (n/t)

  22. Re:omfg! on The Almighty Buck · · Score: -1

    I hope you like your prize, you AC douchebag!

  23. Close to first! on What's Happening with Open Source HA Software? · · Score: -1
    Eat it, AC shitbags!

    This post for CLIT! ACs have no place in the first post!

  24. Re:you are teh impostor on Ask Moshe Bar about [your choice here] · · Score: -1
    ha, too bad such a nice university is in the fucking armpit. I payed a visit to Washington U. while I was there and (let me check my guide...) yes, there are as many women as men there. not bad odds, compared to hellholes like CMU or GaTech...

    speaking of cheesy ballsacks, how the fuck are the italian manwhores? does florence have a "Butt Hill"?

  25. Re:you are teh impostor on Ask Moshe Bar about [your choice here] · · Score: -1

    I just got back from St. Louis, where the air smells like the dumpster behind the Taco Bell. However, they also have some decent Italian food, although my best meal there was a 9 oz. filet mignon at Bristol's Bar and Grill. Check it out if you ever travel there.