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  1. Re:That is a good idea. on Space Tugboat to Refuel Satellites · · Score: 1

    Well, they wouldn't sit in one spot with a big catcher's mitt out, snagging the satellites as they pass by.

    Satellites move fast, the tugboat would need to be moving at the same speed as the satellite.

    And in the same direction

  2. Star Trek ending on The Lone Gunmen Are Dead · · Score: 1

    Was it just me, or did anyone else really, really expect Jimmy Bond to come out with:

    "Of all the three geek friends I have known, these geeks were the most...(gratuitous shatnerian pause)...human"

    yeah

  3. Can I still send him a greeting card? on Gene Therapy Cures "Bubble Boy" · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    He still wants those, right?

  4. Just install the binaries version on Gentoo 1.0 Released · · Score: 1

    You can reduce some requirements by installing the pre-compiled version.

  5. !!!DO NOT UPGRADE!!! on Gentoo 1.0 Released · · Score: 5, Informative

    Check out the mailing lists first. The upgrade
    procedure will damage your system. New installs
    are ok.

    Dan Robbins has posted to the Gentoo mailing lists
    with the message not to upgrade until the
    developers resolve the problem.

  6. Read it first on Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos · · Score: 1

    The article starts with:
    "Robo writes:"

  7. Sitescooper on Web Access on Handhelds · · Score: 1

    Sitescooper is an obvious choice for geeks.

    An open-source Perl program, it has plenty of
    pre-made sites to use.

    Output can be html, or piped to the converter of
    your choice. (ISilo for me.)

  8. Pushed out just in time. on ArsDigita Founder Responds to Closing · · Score: 3, Informative

    Eve characterizes Phillip Greenspun as being victimized by the evil VCs.

    But according to her story,he was victimized to the tune of 7.6 million dollars from a company about to go fuckedcompany? Not so bad.

    His story (see link above from solman) doesn't mention money changing hands, so what do you believe?

  9. He told the truth because... on What happens When You Cook Your Palm Pilot · · Score: 1

    He is a "Head Executive". He therefore is not expected to know better about anything to do with technology.

    So he has immunity from firing for stupid, wasteful things like this. But he could be fired for parking in CEO's parking place.

  10. OK, let me put it on the net for you on Net Still Not At Olympics · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is about money, advertising, and taking performance enhancing drugs. Payoffs, bribes, sexual favors, and professionalism.

    Now you are up to date with your World Wide Web Olypic News!

  11. I know I've seen this movie... on Learning Autonomic Robots · · Score: 1

    Predator & Prey. Great title.

    Professor Sharkey The well-meaning, but ill-fated scientist.

    Guests will witness the robots in their natural environment. The bored, idle rich audience. The bored, idle rich, unsuspecting audience.

    locked in an arms race that must end in stability or extinction. The dramatic situation.

    The Predators have to capture the prey, immobilise them, and then extract their battery power with an energy-sucking fang that is stuck deep into the middle of the Prey. Vampires. Mutant Robot Vampires.

    The experiment goes awry, with the robots turning on the audience, then being unleashed on the world. Uber-hacker Ariana Richards (or maybe Sandra Bullock) has to interface with the robots ("Oh, I know this, this is UNIX!") and distract them while Keanu has uses the robots one weakness in a race against time to save the planet. Paul Reiser gets killed try to capture one of the Mutant Vampire Robots for the defense industry.

  12. kitchen/bathroom? on Super Bowl Commercial Skewer-a-thon · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..."Too bad it's tax money being spent"...

    Advertisers know that this is one television event that not only will have a large audience, but will have viewers looking forward to viewing commercials. The government knows this too.

    and

    ..."I can hear the commercials end so I know when to come back from the kitchen/bathroom."...

    This is a multi-use room? I thought that the dining/living room or den/playroom was as far as that went! ;)

  13. Re:Something really cool! on Million Man LAN · · Score: 1

    And then a Beowulf cluster...?

  14. OK, I've thought some more... on AOL in Negotiations to Buy Red Hat? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Alan Cox works for AOL?...Dude! You've got patches!

  15. OK, after thinking a few minutes... on AOL in Negotiations to Buy Red Hat? · · Score: 2, Funny

    All I can think of for a reason for AOL to buy Redhat is that they need new group of employees to pit against "those damn Winamp guys."

  16. You've Got Mail! on AOL in Negotiations to Buy Red Hat? · · Score: 1

    In Pine?

    Or my "Buddy List" in BitchX? That's just not right.

    Also not right is:
    "We'll just download the changes to the user's hard drive when they log on. No, we don't need to tell them a thing."

    Or "Just re-configure all network settings.They really just want AOL."

  17. Why would anyone want to do this? on Searchable Audio/Video Technology · · Score: 1

    How many people would really want to do this?

    Most people sit in front of a television in order to vegetate with Trading Spaces or Everybody Loves Raymond.

    How many of those people would enjoy clicking, typing, scrolling, reading, clicking some more, waiting for pages to get served up, 404s...all while sitting in a Barcalounger that really isn't suited for mousing and typing.

    Maybe the public would like to be able to search for that MASH episode where Hawkeye ad-libs the whole show every once in a while,but I don't think it would happen very often.

  18. also know as... on Attack of the Clones · · Score: 1

    In space...no one can hear you scream.

  19. Louie Louie? on One Ring Rules the MIT Dome · · Score: 1

    The best part is if you follow the MIT links to http://hacks.mit.edu/ the "Gallery of Hacks". These guys really like to paint things, or do some really creative stuff with bulletin boards, Yeah! High Five! Oops! Missed again!

    But they are making "Frosh" cart around a giant tombstone despairing the "The End of Rush as We Know it." Are they claiming to have some frat thing going on? Like Animal House? Have you ever been on that campus? C'mon, Pinto and Flounder might be there, but Otter and Boon are nowhere to be found!

    Dean Wormer may work there, though.

    "She'll pay attention to this."

  20. What would that look like? on New "Power Glove" for the PC · · Score: 1

    How about a Beow...oooh...floor pie!

  21. Sitescooper on Fossil's $145 PDA Watch · · Score: 1

    I would rather put up with carting around my Vx than give up the daily snarfing of news with Sitescooper.

    Wristwatch-sized seems too small to read anything but minimal text.

  22. Re:History is not always kind on Writers Who Will Stand the Test of Time? · · Score: 1

    Which is a shame because Hammett is very worthwhile.

    You could make an argument that *every* tough detective character written today comes from the Continental Op.

  23. Time machine? on InfoWorld says WinXP much slower than Win2K · · Score: 1

    I don't run XP, but an office mate near me does.

    He and I seem to show up for work about the same time and leave work at about the same time.

    So do I have some kind of Buckaroo Banzai living 53 minutes in the future thing going on? Do ya think?

  24. Re:spits up on One Year Of OpenOffice · · Score: 1

    "Spits up" might happen at the end of "sucks"?

  25. How many worked on PGP? on NAI to Sell Off PGP Product Line · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Really? 300 people have been working on a product that doesn't sell? I can't blame them for layoffs, just overhiring.