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  1. Wrong name on Stone-Throwing Chimp Back In the News With Better Plan · · Score: 2

    No, Santino aka Sonny was the hot headed one as evinced by his death at the tollbooth. This ape, his methodical planning sounds much more like a Michael to me. I suspect the research community was tipped off by an ape named Fredo, the stupid git.

  2. Re:Discovered for myself a few weeks ago... on The Web Way To Learn a Language · · Score: 1

    Dia dhuit!

    At least you're in the country and have heard the sounds in your lifetime. I've tried working through a book-only version of learning Irish and good gravy---lenition and eclipsis, and that fraking letter "h" doing different things based on where it is in the word and the surrounding vowels. That causes a great deal of pain for this "stupid American"

  3. Logitech VX Revolution on Best Mouse For Programming? · · Score: 1

    My mother-in-law bought this for me when I switched from a desktop to a laptop. I thought it was ridiculous, especially since she spent 70 bucks on it. 2 years later and I hate having any other mouse in my hand. Good weight, fits well with my hand (hope you're not a lefty), plays well with Mac, doesn't eat batteries, has bindable keys, etc.

    http://www.logitech.com/index.cfm/mice_pointers/mice/devices/165&cl=us,en

  4. Re:Auto-updates? on Opera 10.0 Released, With Integrated Web Server Functionality · · Score: 1
    You mean something like

    Help -> Check for updates

  5. Where the whores are on Sunlight Labs Offers $25,000 For Data.gov Apps · · Score: 1

    CDC data for communicable diseases with a nice google map overlay seems a prime mobile app to me.

  6. Dethroner's writeup on What is Your Favorite Way to Make Coffee? · · Score: 1

    Great blog btw---Dethroner. At any rate, they did a week where they talked about coffee and all the associated bits of coffee (grinds, roasting, brewing) and I was tempted to take up drinking it after having been so well educated on the subject.

  7. Re:But... on Firefly MMORPG Announced · · Score: 1

    Clearly, you were not a True Fan. (tm)
    Mal was a pragmatist so it'd have gone

    Wash: Reavers!
    Mal: wtb run speed enchant! PST!

  8. Re:Two Words... on Vehicles of Tomorrow? · · Score: 1

    I believe kidgenius meant Flying Cars

  9. US Catholic Bishop's Movie Rating System on PG-13 Rating Turns 20 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Here's the US Catholic Bishop's Movie Reviews scale
    • A-I -- general patronage;
    • A-II -- adults and adolescents;
    • A-III -- adults;
    • L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find troubling. L replaces the previous classification, A-IV. O -- morally offensive.

    I always enjoyed reading their view on movies, it was usually the only reason I'd pick up the Catholic Key each week. Not that it ever stopped me from viewing them, but it was nice to know what they found offensive in them. The write-ups can be rather amusing in a stuffy sort of way.

    Harold & Kumar go to White Castle
    "Danny Leiner's road picture makes pretensions of social commentary concerning race and identity, but the only race it seems to care about is a race to the bottom, shamelessly finding humor in a story built around getting high while behind the wheel of a car. Recurring drug use, two instances of frontal nudity, much rough and crude language, as well as strong sexual and bathroom humor."

    Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie
    "Incoherent animated action adventure about a teenager named Yugi....this dizzying and disjointed mess is little more than a 90-minute commercial for "Yu-Gi-Oh!" products."

    Gigli (you asked)
    "Stale romantic comedy about a low-level leg-breaker (Ben Affleck) who falls for a beautiful lesbian mob enforcer (Jennifer Lopez) hired to assist him in kidnapping a federal prosecutor's mentally handicapped brother. Lopez and Affleck exhibit more fizzle than sizzle in this overhyped clunker written and directed by Martin Brest, full of forced lewd humor and fueled by a distorted suggestion that sexuality is a malleable social construct and a casual endorsement of homosexual activity. A sexual encounter, excessive sexually explicit and rough language, as well as profanity and brief strong violence. O -- morally offensive."

  10. Re:please everybody on The Subtle Tyranny Of Spreadsheets · · Score: 1

    That reminds me of a summer job I had. I was a computer grunt at a goverment ammunitions plant and the DOD had passed a mandate that all apps must be Y2k compliant (yes, it's been a few years) so the office suite they had been using, SMART, had to be phased out in favour of MS Office. We started in the outlying offices and gradually worked our way back to building 5 where the "real" users would be. I saw some rather clever abuses of the SMART program out there and was really scared when it was time to go up into accounting because I was so worried it'd be murder. I ended up screwin' my buddy and taking a few extra people and lettin him have a guy I knew was just going to be insane with his needs. My older brother used to be an accountant there and warned me about him. Worst deal I ever made. Cortez came back down from accounting and had this look on his face. He was already done with the conversions. What, what are you talking about? It seems Les, the accounting guy, had plenty of spreadsheets. However, the crazy SOB didn't have any formulas in them. Cortez asked him something like 'what if a number changes?' Les turns away from his computer, grabs his ten key and recalculates all the numbers on the screen to reflect the change and then feeds them back in. Cortez was a wise man and kept his mouth shut.

  11. Re:Here We Again on Learning Functional Programming through Multimedia · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I haven't got the exact figures, but I reckon 99% of all code written out there must be written in Imperative (sometimes pseudo OO) languages. There must be SOME reason functional languages are not so popular.
    Hmmmmm
    SELECT
    *
    FROM
    PROGRAMMING_TYPES PT
    WHERE
    PT.name NOT IN ('functional', 'imperative')

    >>> DECLARATIVE
    (1 row(s) affected)
    Yeah, I guess there's only two types of programming languages out there and clearly the previous code is only used in research/academic environments.
  12. Re:$1 of profit of Ethanol maker costs Taxpayer $3 on Ethanol to Hydrogen Reactor Developed · · Score: 1

    IIRC from the documentary, the reason corn syrup was developed as a sweetner was because the nice little island nation south of Florida where the US got their cheap sugar cane became communist. I believe they also said C&H (California and Hawaii) jacked up their prices in response to the ban on Cuban sugar and made a tidy little profit.

    At any rate, corn was known to be a source of sugar, just not a particularly good one. After the coup, serious dollars were poured into researching improved refinement. Until I met my wife, I didn't realize that there is a third source for sugar based sweetners. There is also beet sugar if you've been through Scottsbluff NE or Torrington WY, you've had the pleasure of smelling Holly and Western Sugar's refinement plant. God-awful smell.

    An interesting side note was that of all the pop that was converted over to High Fructose Corn Syrup, Dr. Pepper was the only one to continue using sugar cane.

  13. Blame the beagle on Mars Rover Sniffs First Hint of Water? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess The Beagle got too excited on entry and wet all over the damn planet.
    And I thought my dog could wizz for a long time...

  14. Re:I'm a geek, I like to camp on When Geeks Go Camping · · Score: 4, Informative
    'd advise you to Google for "beaver fever" but you probably wouldn't get the result I'm thinking of (SafeSearch probably won't let you search at all...) And darned if I can remember the formal name for it. Somebody else remember? Anybody? Bueller?

    Giardia Nasty stuff
  15. Re:Just a joke. on Caffeine vs Type II Diabetes · · Score: 1
    The difference is coffee has no conclusive health risks

    Really? Tell that to Balzac. I bet he'll be pissed.

  16. Ken on Electronic Voting in the News · · Score: 1

    I'm tempted to cruise Monster's website looking for someone name Ken who is recently unemployed.

    The sad thing is I should actually look at Diebold's corporate page and see who's been appointed a new VP in Corporate Strategy named Ken.

  17. Re:Um... on More Damning SCO Evidence At Groklaw · · Score: 1
    I'd rather see him pay a la King Louis XIV.
    swiiiiisssh! thump! spurt!

    Nice try but Louis XIV (of France) was the Sun King who ruled 77 years. Louis XV was a right terrible bastard who said "After me, the deluge" and he was right. France went to hell in a handbasket and Louis XVI, who was more interested in tinkering with clocks and other mechanical wonders than ruling, lost his head in the French Revolution.

    And thank you Dr. Ridley for a most excellent education in French History.
  18. Re:Why Python is good at our university on Python 2.3 Final Released · · Score: 3, Funny
    I start programming with Basic and it's haunted me ever since.

    Haunted? Leave it to dearly departed Edsger Dijkstra to say how it really is:

    ``It is practically imposible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.''

  19. Re:GO MINERS! on Missouri Wins American Solar Challenge · · Score: 1

    Ceramic engineer? What, you make better toliet bowls? ;)

    Just kidding of course, we all know that's what civil's do.

    CS UMR 98

    Posting AC so I can continue moderating alums

  20. Re:Drive-ins on Truck Stops Get Wireless Internet · · Score: 1
    There is one in Macon, MO and another in Moberly, MO. Both are still in use. Just FYI.

    Don't forget about the other side of the state! The Kansas City Metro area has 3 working drive-ins. The Twin, I-70 and the ultra swanky Boulevard Drive in. Ultra swanky because it is one of only 3 drive-in theatres with DTS sound. My wife and I caught TMR double-featured with X2 out there and I was in geek heaven.


    Find your nearest drive-in or buy one from the drive in owner/operators page.

  21. Re:A "Scientist" wrote this!?!?!?!? on Making Change · · Score: 1
    Pennies cannot be used in vending machines, and therefore are not as "spendable" as all the other coins.

    Au contraire, go to your nearest US Post Office. Their vending machines accept all forms of US currency, including the penny. They also give dollar change via the Susan B or Sacajawia (sp) coins. Why other vending machines do not accept pennies is beyond me.

    Well, maybe not so beyond me. During my 5.5 years at Rolla I kept two jars of change, one of pennies, one of silver. Silver was used for laundry. Pennies were simply accumulated. Final week of school I carted my bulging box of pennies to the post office and spent about 20 minutes feeding pennies to the machine. What was amusing was the gal who came in while I was scooping out the pennies that had fallen through the first time through and was sighing and shifting her weight to let me know that she was in a hurry. There were maybe 30 in my hand at the time but the evil, vindictive part of me was just eyeing the coin return button. I doubt she would have been amused had I punched it but had she pissed me off any more I would have.
    I can't remember what all I bought, but I know I got the ~ 30 dollar roll of stamps out of the deal and then another booklet.

  22. Re:Not inteded to be a callus question on Surviving Tornadoes · · Score: 1
    Why do people live in places like this when they get hit _every year_ by tornados?

    Oklahoma? I suppose some people just wanted to move there.

  23. Obligatory quote on "Time-Traveler" Busted For Insider Trading · · Score: 1
    Since everyone's pointing out that it's from TWWN, here's a quote from "So I Married an Axe Murderer" a terribly underrated comedy by Mike Myers.


    Charlie's Mom: Charlie, hand me the paper.

    Charlie: Mom, I find it interesting that you call The Weekly World News "the paper." A newspaper contains facts.

    Charlie's Mom:This paper contains facts! 'Pregnant man gives birth.' That's a fact!

  24. Best Quote on Congress to Make PATRIOT Act Permanent · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "The Patriot Act has been an extremely useful tool, a demonstrated success, and we don't want that to expire on us," a senior department official said on condition of anonymity.

    Riiight. So you will only speak on the condition of anonymity but all ordinary citizens are expected to forfeit that right? I'm sure the irony of that situation will go unchecked.

  25. Qubits on Quantum Computing Programming Language · · Score: 2, Funny

    With apologies to Bill Cosby

    God: I want you to build an ark.

    Noah: Right! What's an ark?

    God: Get some wood. Build it 300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits.

    Noah:Right! What's a cubit?