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PG-13 Rating Turns 20

Ant writes "CNN has a story about the 20 year anniversary of PG-13 and how it was created/born from two of Steven Spielberg's movies. (Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom and Gremlins)" Oh, Mola Ram and your heart-removing antics, little did you know the profound impact you would have.

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  1. Enforcement... by Izago909 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I realize the importance of having a rating that differentiates between a kid's movie and one for young adults, but as a non-parent I look on it with contempt. Ever since the R rating begun to be widely enforced, studios have toned down violent films so they can still have a chance at making money from the younger market. For example: I might actually have gone to see the recent Alien vs. Predator film had it been rated R, but since it was PG-13, I decided to wait until I can rent it. Enforcement of the ratings system, and the studios' response to it, has dealt the death blow for true horror/action films, because studios must now focus on making higher quality products for a more discerning audience if they want to make profit and carry the R rating. Instead they choose to neuter their movies and add some more special effects and popular cliché to entice the kids.

    I'm not suggesting that just because a movie is rated PG-13 that it is, by default, a bad movie. What I am suggesting is that continuations of previously successful films, and modern horror/action flicks will never be what we all remember them to be. We will never see truly cheesy and senselessly bloody movies like Evil Dead ever again.

    Also, if anyone hasn't heard of a decent NC-17 movie since Showgirls, this one looks promising. I saw the trailer for it the other day.

    1. Re:Enforcement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      How did you type this and still get a first post?

    2. Re:Enforcement... by Izago909 · · Score: 5, Funny
      How did you type this and still get a first post?
      I' a subscriber baby, I was read it, the link to CNN, and had a response typed in word 10 minutes before it was live.

      God I need a life.
    3. Re:Enforcement... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Nah, your real problem is with the movie studios. Basically, they stopped making plots in, what, '86 or so? With the rare exception of a "Memento" here or a "Requiem For A Dream" there, you can limit your watching to only movies made prior to the late '80s without missing a single thing.

      PG-13 came around about the same time as the studios simply gave up trying. It has nothing to do with making movies teen-safe, and everything to do with the tactic also commonly seen in corporate board rooms: saying to hell with the future, let's see how much junk we can shove out the door on the cheap today before our customers abandon us.

      Give PG-13 a break. If anything, it let studios add the occasional adult element to otherwise-PG movies while still allowing the chilluns to see them. Yes, current movies suck, but that has nothing to do with revamping the ratings system.

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    4. Re:Enforcement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, if anyone hasn't heard of a decent NC-17 movie since Showgirls, this one looks promising. I saw the trailer for it the other day.

      The last decent NC-17 movie was "A Clockwork Orange". I've heard "Lolita" was also pretty good.

    5. Re:Enforcement... by ElForesto · · Score: 1

      Also, if anyone hasn't heard of a decent NC-17 movie since Showgirls

      You mean the movie that is sold in a package making fun of itself? Right.

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    6. Re:Enforcement... by huchida · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not necessarily PG-13's fault. It's the market. Studios know they'll make more releasing a movie for the widest range of audiences. If there wasn't a PG-13, movies like Alien Vs. Predator would be butchered further down to PG. Or not be released at all.

      At least we have DVD now, so movies hacked up to get the tamer rating can release "unrated" versions with the lost footage intact (in fact, the unrated versions drive up sales, consumers are much more inclined to buy a movier they're already seen when they're promised new gory or sexy footage.)

      Of course, it's much easier for kids to get ahold of an unrated or R-rated DVD to repeatedly watch in the privacy of their own home... But that's another matter.

    7. Re:Enforcement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A /.'er reading the FINE article?

      I don't buy it :)

    8. Re:Enforcement... by Izago909 · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. What's happening with modern films is the studios' response to the enforcement of the R rating.

      On a side note, Rules of Attraction is the only decent drama I've seen on this side of the century. If anyone knows of any other recent thought provoking films, please post them.

    9. Re:Enforcement... by Laur · · Score: 1
      So you're saying that since PG-13, movies have declined in quality from Evil Dead?

      The mind boggles.

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    10. Re:Enforcement... by stcanard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's not the fault of PG-13, it's the fault of executives who decide on a target market, then try to build a movie around it.

      Making a movie, then deciding if it fits in G, PG-13, 14-Years, R, NC-17 is fine.

      Declaring ("We need to make this movie PG-13" | We cannot afford to have a movie NC-17") "so cut it down until it fits" is the issue.

    11. Re:Enforcement... by Dr.+Mojura · · Score: 1

      Also, if anyone hasn't heard of a decent NC-17 movie since Showgirls...

      I've heard good things about Bernardo Bertolucci's The Dreamers, though I haven't seen it myself yet. For what it's worth, Ebert & Roeper both gave it two thumbs up.

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    12. Re:Enforcement... by huchida · · Score: 5, Insightful


      Nah, your real problem is with the movie studios. Basically, they stopped making plots in, what, '86 or so? With the rare exception of a "Memento" here or a "Requiem For A Dream" there, you can limit your watching to only movies made prior to the late '80s without missing a single thing.


      People keep saying this, but I don't buy it. We have a collective ability to remember the classics and forget all the crappy movies made throughout the years and think things used to be better. They weren't. They've made shitty hack movies since day one. Sequels aren't even anything new, look how many third-rate sci-fi and detective series have been produced throughout the years. I'll give you that the major studios put out some great stuff in the '70's, but that was a fluke-- before then, it was much the same as it is now.

      The truth is, people want the crap. A good movie can do pretty well and find an audience-- look at, say, Donnie Darko-- but the majority want their Alien Vs. Predator. They want to forget their troubles and watch special effects, not be asked to think. And you can give AvP a scathing review, and their friends will tell them it sucked, and they'll still go to see it. If the audience truly hungered for better movies, there would be more of them.

      There are good movies being made, by the way. Thanks in part to both DVD potential and the explosion of low-cost digital editing, idependent filmmaking is stronger now than ever. And it's actually possible to make something great on a shoestring budget with no studio backing or big names and get it seen. That was much, much harder to do as recently as fifteen or twenty years ago.

    13. Re:Enforcement... by Izago909 · · Score: 1

      You should read the comment on the IMDB site. He sums it up very well. It's not as much the quality, as it is the complete campiness and cult following it's gained because of the directors methods. Please keep in mind the original rating was R, but was re-rated NC-17 in the early 90s.

    14. Re:Enforcement... by ThreeE · · Score: 0

      Here's an idea -- stop obsessing over frost piss.

    15. Re:Enforcement... by Izago909 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, it's about supporting someone or something that deserves it. Beides, everyone is just as guilty as me when it comes to blowing $5 sometime in your life.

      Then again, $5 might be high-ballin for you, in which case I apologize for making light of your econimic status.

    16. Re:Enforcement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about "The Bad Lieutenant" or "Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer" ? Both are fine NC-17/X films made after "A Clockwork Orange".

    17. Re:Enforcement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent reply to that oft-stated argument, sir...

    18. Re:Enforcement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try Slacker or if you can keep awake, Waking Life.

    19. Re:Enforcement... by The-Bus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No, movies are still good. I could name about 100 that have come out in the past 15 years that are spectacular. As shorthand, please note that 20 of IMDB's Top 50 Movies are from 1990 or more recent. I'm not saying all those are masterpieces, but they're damn good.

      The issue, if you'll let me troll for a paragraph or so, is that you're old and/or not interested in researching truly good films being made now. The quality of films right now, I'd say, is probably better than before, certainly not worse. For every Empire Strikes Back there were five American Ninja movies. It's just that, over time, we forget bad movies. I mean, who remembers movies like Fklesh & Blood? But we remember Sunset Blvd.. In 15 years no one will remember Avp. Just give it time. All the good stuff will rise to the surface.

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    20. Re:Enforcement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I aggree with you wholeheartily. Studios are more interested in making money than more adult-themed movies nowadays. I realize they have to make a buck, but the cost is cutting out the director's vision for the film. For example, if Kill Bill had a live action scene instead of the anime one and if the Crazy 88 fight scene was in color, they would of gotten an NC-17 rating for sure. Hollywood needs to stop being greedy and let the director do what he/she wants in their film. But this isn't a perfect world, and greed overrules everything. To quote the movie Wall Street, "Greed is good."

    21. Re:Enforcement... by celeritas_2 · · Score: 1

      I think it's more of a problem that no matter what the subject is, every Disneyish [read lame cartooon] movie since ever has a G rating when there are tamer non-animated PG-13 movies.

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    22. Re:Enforcement... by alphaseven · · Score: 3, Interesting
      With the rare exception of a "Memento" here or a "Requiem For A Dream" there, you can limit your watching to only movies made prior to the late '80s without missing a single thing.
      Funny you should mention Requiem For A Dream, originally that film was rated NC-17, which studios try to avoid because some theatres won't carry NC-17 films and some newspapers won't carry ads for them.

      So what they did was release the film as unrated, with instructions for theatres not to allow anyone under 18 into the film. Since it wasn't technically an NC-17 film it was okay to show. Since then I think this loophole's been closed.

      Anyway rating systems are messed up. Like foreign childrens films like "Billy Elliot" and "Whale Rider" get PG-13, and films with no sex or violence, just people talking, like "Thirteen Conversations About One Thing" and "Before Sunrise" get an R rating because they used the word "fuck" more than twice. I don't get that, use the f word twice it's PG-13, three times it's an R. On the Bourne Identity commentary they said they had to carefully decide which character would get the alloted f word. I don't think language should even be a criteria, kids can see worse language in school libraries.

      And what's up with Europeans get the uncut version of "Eyes Wide Shut" while the U.S. gets the family friendly R-rated version?

    23. Re:Enforcement... by kalidasa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are two kinds of FOSS people on Slashdot: those who support free software because they support freedom, and those who support free software because it's free. You have just had a run-in with the latter.

    24. Re:Enforcement... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm so glad that you mentioned AVP. It is a perfect example of what is wrong with the PG-13 centric model of movie making.

      Remember the previous Alien and Predator movies? There was blood all over the place. There were even a few shots of naked boobies. And the comedic relief of the "You are one ugly motherfucker" line is missing.

      I could understand a new franchise going for the PG-13 market. But established franchises like Alien, Predator, Friday the 13th and Nightmare On Elm Street should stick to their roots. It's going to be people in their mid 20s through late 30s who are going to see these films anyway. 13 year olds are like "Freddy who?" and "Wait a minute, the Predators are aliens too, right?"

      Freddy Vs. Jason went for the R rating and made for a more enjoyable film IMHO.

      AVP went for the PG-13 and wasn't as good as it could have been.

      LK

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    25. Re:Enforcement... by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's also lead to an interesting counter-trend out of Hollywood... they're now putting out the "unrated edition" DVD for movies that had to get some scenes cut to qualify for the lower MPAA rating. The American Pie movie series comes to mind as an example of just such a case.

      Effectively, two cuts of such movies end up on the DVD marketplace, and the consumer decides how offensive they want the movie to be.

    26. Re:Enforcement... by (54)T-Dub · · Score: 1
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    27. Re:Enforcement... by (54)T-Dub · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Amen ... One only has to look at Usual Suspects to see how succesful a quality low budget (6 million) film can really be on DVD. The format has allowed for sleeper hits like this one to truely thrive. Now with the advent and success of services like netflix the possiblities are truely being realized. The bottleneck was shifted from the movie theaters than can only show 1-10 movies, to the video rental stores that have between 100-500 movies, to the online rental services that currently have over 25,000 movies. I mean talk about an opportunity for independent film makers.

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    28. Re:Enforcement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The dreamers is a good movie that unfortunately was laden with an NC-17 movie. The sex and nudity was integral to the story, but the rating killed the movie's exposure. Too bad.

    29. Re:Enforcement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Kids was NC17, and a good fucking movie at that. Rent it.

    30. Re:Enforcement... by djtripp · · Score: 1

      I thought for sure Top Gun was also a major reason PG-13 was created. It was a borderline R movie, as much swearing, but no nudity. So glad it was not rated R, as there would have been no way in hell my parents would allow me to see it.

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    31. Re:Enforcement... by The+Snowman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Also, if anyone hasn't heard of a decent NC-17 movie since Showgirls...

      The tomato never lies: Showgirls was not a decent movie, it is thoroughly rotten.

      ...this one looks promising. I saw the trailer for it the other day.

      It looks decent enough from the trailer for what looks like a B movie. I do not know if they are toning it down for the general audience of Internet users (i.e. includes people who cannot get into an NC-17 film), but it appears as though it is an actual movie and not just a porno on the big screen.

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    32. Re:Enforcement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What I don't quite understand is what's so enticing about movies featuring more and more sex and violence and profanity.

      Profanity is boring. It's just a way to make some characters look cool, and that's stupid. I'd rather make up my own mind about what characters I like. I mean, occasionally, it actually fits, but usually it seems forced and purposeful.

      Violence is entertaining, but barely. Blood, guts, and gore provoke some curiosity, but, beyond that, what's the point? Maybe I don't have much of a bloodlust instinct.

      Sex is usually a way to manipulate our instinctual feelings. Personally, I don't like being manipulated. What also bothers me is that Hollywood is an aspiration for many; our rich and famous (often role models for teenagers) get paid money to flaunt their sexuality and have sex or fake sex on camera. It seems kind of pointless, but maybe something is lost on me.

      I think the best kind of films are those that make you think you're about to experience some stereotypical "cinematic hot sauce" such as sex, violence, or profanity, and then suddenly, the director makes you laugh, because there's something totally nonobvious that happens which is not any of the "hot sauce" items. The kids don't understand, but it's something the adults get and are entertained by.

      Of course, the obvious reply to this is that most movies need a sense of realism, and offensive or gutsy language, sex, and violence are obviously part of real life. But, I don't know. Something about lots of teenagers wanting to be quasi-prostitute movie stars who show off how cool they can look for gobs and gobs of cash... just seems... silly?

      Maybe it's just me.

    33. Re:Enforcement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Requiem for a Dream had an R-rated cut for theatrical purposes.

      Dual DVDs exist: The R-rated cut and the unrated director's cut.

    34. Re:Enforcement... by Stormie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I mean, who remembers movies like Fklesh & Blood?

      I don't, but I sure as hell remember the 1985 remake - it had a naked Jennifer Jason Leigh in it!

    35. Re:Enforcement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is mostly an american thing. It's very amusing to see your "standards" from an european perspective.

      Here in Scandinavia you can curse in TV-shows and movies. I haven't heard much cursing in children movies, but it wouldn't be against the law.

      The same goes with nudity. I've seen movies for children that contained nudity, but in a natural setting (like taking a bath etc.).

      What we really try to protect young children against is violence. It seems like the american movies do the opposite. You can show violence, but if anyone shows a tit, the movie instantly moves up a rating :-)

    36. Re:Enforcement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not THE subscriber?

    37. Re:Enforcement... by Laur · · Score: 1

      Relax, it was a joke.

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    38. Re:Enforcement... by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Did you just call _Donnie Darko_ a good movie?

      *backs away slowly*
    39. Re:Enforcement... by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

      Pardon?

      Did you just say Showgirls was decent?

      I want my 8 bucks back.

    40. Re:Enforcement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're absolutely correct. Most of the best films I recall seeing had very little profanity, violence, or sexuality.

      Having said that, at a baser level there is some appeal to having those three in a film; however, including them generally lowers the overall experience.

    41. Re:Enforcement... by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

      Try as I might, I can't think of a single example of a G-rated Disney cartoon that has anything more objectionable in it than a live-action PG-13 movie. You want to give an example?

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    42. Re:Enforcement... by ae-valkyre · · Score: 1

      Evil Dead was the greatest cult horror flick ever made. Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness were also amazing, in their own ways.

    43. Re:Enforcement... by cei · · Score: 1

      Not to troll, but Memento? Plot? Really? Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the movie, and own the DVD, but really it was more about he gimmick of the framework than anything actually intelligent in the story.

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    44. Re:Enforcement... by cei · · Score: 2, Insightful

      please note that 20 of IMDB's Top 50 Movies are from 1990 or more recent

      This has more to do with the mass markety appeal of IMDB than with the cinematic excellence of that survey. Hell, look for just about any summer or Christmas blockbuster on that chart shortly after it opens. People will say it was the best film evar, but eventually common sense will bump it back down a few notches.

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    45. Re:Enforcement... by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      There's also Young Adam. E&R also gave this film two thumbs up. Decent film, if a little nihilistic.

    46. Re:Enforcement... by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Profanity is boring. It's just a way to make some characters look cool, and that's stupid. I'd rather make up my own mind about what characters I like. I mean, occasionally, it actually fits, but usually it seems forced and purposeful.

      When Robert Altman directed Gosford Park , he included eight "fucks", and earned his "R".


      "Because we showed it at the London Film Festival," reports Altman, "The Hollywood Reporter carried a review and the guy gave it a rave, except that he said, 'Altman has the characters using the word "fuck" and, of course, it was never used in that period.' Well, it certainly wasn't allowed in movies in that period because of the censorship, but the word 'fuck' goes back to 1066 or something like that. I was just shocked that he would be so foolish as to expose his ignorance. But I wasn't making a 1932 movie. In fact, we put so many 'fucks' in it in order to get a rating; otherwise, we would have got a PG and kids would have gone. And I didn't want kids at this movie because they wouldn't get it and they'd get up and walk out.

      Source

    47. Re:Enforcement... by TruthDefender · · Score: 1

      I would suggest that raitings have nothing to do with the quality of a movie. Hitchcock made suspenseful movies not because of what he showed, but because of what he did not. The problem is screenplays and directors are not masters of their craft, they have to rely on the cheap over used themes and plots to keep a persons interest for 90 minutes. That is why I have moved on to foriegn cinema. You can have more sensuality, more intelligent conversation, and more interest in a PG movie than in an American R film.

    48. Re:Enforcement... by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1

      Maybe I need to see Evil Dead again (I've only seen it once), but I think that Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness both blow it away. This is speaking as someone who has a statue/ action figure (one of the 18" macfarlane toys) of Ash in my office.

      Btw, I recently read Bruce Campell's autobiography and found it very entretaining. You should check it out if you haven't. Many amusing stories.

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    49. Re:Enforcement... by tylernt · · Score: 2

      I find your argument unconvincing. Movies that would have gotten R 10 or 15 years ago now score a mere PG-13. Every year movie studios stretch the PG-13 limit just a little bit farther.

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    50. Re:Enforcement... by orangesquid · · Score: 1

      That's a very interesting spin on it.

      Btw, I was the AC above, but, I don't like to be modded down ;)

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    51. Re:Enforcement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About Schmidt is the only film that sticks out in my mind. American Beauty was pretty good but a little shallow.

    52. Re:Enforcement... by dave-tx · · Score: 1
      What about "The Bad Lieutenant"

      Bad Lieutenant was the one I was thinking of, too. Good flick, and in my opinion, it earned it's NC-17 rating. I thought Harvey Keitel did an amazing job in it, but I like most of his movies anyway.

      Kids was another NC-17 film that wasn't completely bad.

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    53. Re:Enforcement... by buzzcutbuddha · · Score: 1
      "Nah, your real problem is with the movie studios. Basically, they stopped making plots in, what, '86 or so? With the rare exception of a "Memento" here or a "Requiem For A Dream" there, you can limit your watching to only movies made prior to the late '80s without missing a single thing."

      You sound like an old man.

      "Back in my day, we had real movies without all this talking crap. And color? You kids don't know how good you've got it!"

      While I agree that it seems like there's a high helping of crap out there lately ("Baby Geniuses", "Princess Diaries 8" or whatever it is), the 80's made it's own gigantic load of dumb movies.

      If you don't watch out, pretty soon you're going to start talking about how the last real band was Tears for Fears, and the Commodore 64 was the last true computing platform.

    54. Re:Enforcement... by MicroBerto · · Score: 1
      With the rare exception of a "Memento" here or a "Requiem For A Dream" there, you can limit your watching to only movies made prior to the late '80s without missing a single thing.
      Ummm... HELLO! Have you ever heard of the movie Gigli??

      Oh...

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    55. Re:Enforcement... by CanadianCrackPot · · Score: 1

      I think you should have used an or statement there, because both conditions hold true for me.

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    56. Re:Enforcement... by Yer+Mom · · Score: 1
      but the word 'fuck' goes back to 1066 or something like that
      Yeah, if I'd just collected an arrow in the eye, I'd say 'fuck' as well...
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    57. Re:Enforcement... by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      Nah, your real problem is with the movie studios. Basically, they stopped making plots in, what, '86 or so? With the rare exception of a "Memento" here or a "Requiem For A Dream" there, you can limit your watching to only movies made prior to the late '80s without missing a single thing

      The real problem isn't only with the movie studios, it's with the whole Hollywood way of doing things. Most Hollywood movies just plain suck and have no storyline whatsoever. It's just a big show of special effects saying "Look at what we can do!", but with no creativity in storytelling at all.

      However, if you look away from Hollywood, you'll see there's a whole other world of movies out there. French movies, German movies, French Canadian movies. Since most of those non-Hollywood studios can't afford the thousands of special effects, they actually work on having a good story. You should try it sometime.

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    58. Re:Enforcement... by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1
      The ratings certificates are all over the map...


      Certification: Argentina:16 / Brazil:14 / Canada:14A / Finland:K-11 / France:U / Germany:12 / Hong Kong:IIA / Netherlands:AL / Norway:11 / Peru:14 / Portugal:M/12 / Singapore:NC-16 / Spain:7 / Sweden:7 / Switzerland:12 (canton of Geneva) / Switzerland:12 (canton of Vaud) / Switzerland:14 (canton of the Grisons) / UK:15 / USA:R / Australia:M


      I suppose that if you don't pay much attention to the background subplots, it's fairly innocuous. But, if you don't pay attention to the background subplots, you're missing half the movie.
    59. Re:Enforcement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Decent NC-17 movie? Try "Orgazmo" starring Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

    60. Re:Enforcement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, that's not fair. George Bush is a tit, and he's on the TV all the time...

    61. Re:Enforcement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Kids was another NC-17 film that wasn't completely bad."

      Funny part about this movie is that you can go into many stores that sell movies (Best Buy being one of them) and find this movie IN THE KIDS SECTION!

      G G PG G PG NC-17 PG G G

      It's hilarious.

    62. Re:Enforcement... by Snaller · · Score: 1

      "The issue, if you'll let me troll for a paragraph or so, is that you're old and/"

      Yeah, and you are probably young - they think most is good because they haven't developed the brain enough to realise it is crap ;)

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    63. Re:Enforcement... by proj_2501 · · Score: 1

      fantasia has female full frontal nudity and demon sacrifices.
      the little mermaid has a penis on the cover

    64. Re:Enforcement... by Asterisk · · Score: 2, Informative
      I haven't heard much cursing in children movies, but it wouldn't be against the law.
      It isn't against the law here, either, it's just a cultural convention.

      The entire movie-ratings system in the US is totally voluntary and operated by a private organization, because a government-mandated ratings system would be against the law.
    65. Re:Enforcement... by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

      Link for the gullible...

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    66. Re:Enforcement... by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1
      The Wikipedia says that Prince Albert Edward, in 1900, uttered
      Fuck it, I've taken a bullet
      after he was shot by an anarchist in a Brussels train station.
    67. Re:Enforcement... by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1
      I haven't heard much cursing in children movies, but it wouldn't be against the law.

      It's not against the law to have cursing in kid's movies here, either. The ratings are assigned my the ratings association, and submitting a film for a rating is voluntary. However, most theatre owners are not likely to show an unrated film, and most are likely to enforce the advice the ratings board gives.

      There is no law, though, which enforces this.

    68. Re:Enforcement... by FacePlant · · Score: 1

      Also, if anyone hasn't heard of a decent NC-17 movie since Showgirls

      You're not actually suggesting that Showgirls was a decent NC-17 film, are you?

      The horror! The horror!

      f.

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    69. Re:Enforcement... by alex_tibbles · · Score: 1

      and here in the UK, we steer a bizarre middle course where we protect the children from all nudity, and (used to) cut the violence too. perhaps we (now) have a better balance, not being as puritan about nudity&sex as the Americans, but not being as blood-shy as the Europeans? or maybe we are the worst of each put together...

  2. So for 7 years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    PG13 has been able to watch itself.

    1. Re:So for 7 years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soviet Russia was ahead of the curve here.

    2. Re:So for 7 years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://lm.pleaseeat.us/?u=qat - Just like the internet?

    3. Re:So for 7 years... by elberserko · · Score: 1

      Well R just had to accompany it for the first 12 years.

  3. You mean... by genrader · · Score: 1, Funny

    Indiana Jones wasn't G?

    1. Re:You mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Kali-Ma will rule the world." - Mola Ram

    2. Re:You mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PG13 was introduced for The temple of Doom, due to the dark overtones.

      Funny what can happen when you are Steven Speilberg and have the home number of the head of the MPAA.

      (Info from the indiana jones trilogy box set)

    3. Re:You mean... by t0rc · · Score: 1

      I was around 13 when the Temple of Doom came out. They made it PG-13 for one reason, When the evil which doctor reaches into a living man and pulls his heart out right out through the front of his chest. They showed it and everything. I remember being like Woah, this movie is PG and they just showed that? At the time it seemed very much like an "R" sort of effect to me.

  4. Woah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did anyone else think they were raising the allowed age for letting kids into a PG-13 movie to 20?

    Or maybe 20 year olds could be naked now in a PG-13 movie.

    Or... how old are the Olsen Twins again?

    1. Re:Woah by L337Designs · · Score: 0

      IS this Leo Laport posting or something?

  5. Mola Ram's answer to this by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Mola Ram: MOuuahahahahhaah
    *roll over in a rock and dissapears*

    1. Re:Mola Ram's answer to this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess nobody remembers him rolling to hide in a rock, running away.

  6. Misleading headline by Will2k_is_here · · Score: 5, Funny

    For a second there, I thought PG-13 was about to become PG-20!

  7. Hooray by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 5, Funny

    CNN has a story about the 20 year anniversary of PG-13

    In a related story... nobody cares.

  8. The Funny thing... by ajiva · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The funny thing is that actor that plays Ram was a popular Indian actor that played villian roles. His lines were all in Hindi, and not gibberish. Something about "Black mother" if I remember correctly.

    1. Re:The Funny thing... by nekdut · · Score: 2, Informative

      He was saying "Kali Ma" and this means The Dark Mother. Kali is the fearful and ferocious form of the mother goddess Durga. Everything else about the temple and the rituals was all Hollywood BS though.

      More info on Kali: here.

    2. Re:The Funny thing... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      His lines were all in Hindi, and not gibberish.

      He had several lines in English too. Remember "The Muslim God will be cast down...Then the Hebrew God will fall...Kali Ma will rule the world."?

      LK

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    3. Re:The Funny thing... by Detritus · · Score: 3, Funny
      Everything else about the temple and the rituals was all Hollywood BS though.

      I can't think of any religion which includes roller coasters in the design of their temples.

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    4. Re:The Funny thing... by Paleomacus · · Score: 1

      I can't think of any religion which includes roller coasters in the design of their temples.

      Neither can I. And that's something I think my generation (22, where ever that puts me) should fix. It's about damn time that the world had a religion based upon amusement parks!

      I think the real question is...What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?

    5. Re:The Funny thing... by factgirl · · Score: 1

      Turn hay into weed?

    6. Re:The Funny thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something about "Black mother" if I remember correctly.

      He's talking about Shaft.

    7. Re:The Funny thing... by David+M.+Sweeney · · Score: 1
      I can't think of any religion which includes roller coasters in the design of their temples.

      If there were a religion like this, I'd renounce my membership in the 24 Hour Church of Elvis and convert.

  9. Revisionist history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The article talks about how it was adopted and loved and all that when for a long time - even after Indiana Jones and such - it was the No Man's Land of ratings. Teens could still get in to R movies, while parents wouldn't want to take younger kids to PG-13 movies. I'm not sure where they came up with this tripe of a story. Then again it seems to be an RIAA press release gifted to them by CNN so it's understandable that it's full of shit.

  10. It really means nothing by greypilgrim · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What I don't get, is that the rating systems are inconsistent. Here in Quebec, most movies that are rated R elsewhere are rated PG-13. Take Hannibal for instance, I believe in the U.S. it was rated R, in Quebec it was PG-13 or maybe even PG-14, and in Brittish Columbia I think it was rated PG. How can anyone make sense of anything when the rating system is inconsistent? If you ask me, it's just a waste of time, completely meaningless.

    1. Re:It really means nothing by tntguy · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's the exchange rate.

    2. Re:It really means nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its you crazy backwards french people.

      go eat some poutine

    3. Re:It really means nothing by rbrinkman · · Score: 1

      "If you ask me, it's just a waste of time, completely meaningless" Your new here, aren't you?

    4. Re:It really means nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hannibal was rated PG? Holy fuck!

    5. Re:It really means nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, what makes it utterly meaningless is the fact that because Hollywood makes so much money from selling merchandise to teens, what would normally have a higher rating turns into a PG-13 with a maycontainscenesoffictionalviolence tacked on the end of the advert, and us adults have to deal with a bunch of kids shouting and running around when we're trying to watch a film (no offense to the minors who actually know how to behave; I'm talking about the brats).

    6. Re:It really means nothing by Chairboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      For some PG-13 films, the use of English pushes them over the edge into R in Quebec.

    7. Re:It really means nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or take child porn for instance...legal in Canada...illegal in the US.

    8. Re:It really means nothing by iantri · · Score: 1
      First of all, you seem to be somewhat confused as to what the various rating are actually called. Perhaps you are referring to a 13+ rating? The names DO make a difference -- PG in one province means something different in another and may not even exist in another provice. Also, if a movie was rated (by the Ontario or BC system) R in Canada this would NOT be equivilent to an American R -- this would be equivilent to an American NC-17. You CANNOT see an R movie if you are under 18 in those provinces. The movie would probably get 14A or 18A. This site explains.

      It makes more sense than you think. People in, say, Alberta (not to pick on Albertans, but, well..) may be particularly offended by movies with sex in them (pushing the rating higher) than people in Quebec, who tend to have a more liberal outlook on these sorts of things (dropping the rating lower).

      It is designed to reflect community standards.

  11. Cowboi Kneal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Oh, Mola Ram and your heart-removing antics, little did you know the profound impact you would have.

    What, did he make you hungry?

  12. Mola Ram removed a heart? by Radon+Knight · · Score: 4, Funny
    I guess that explains why Indy was so surprised when he said, "He's still alive!" Or why Short Round yelled, "Cover your heart Indy! Cover your heart!" during the bridge scene.

    For those of you who don't know what I'm referring to, in the U.K. cut of Temple of Doom, the British censors refused to screen the movie without deleting the heart-removal scene, and the scene of Short Round being whipped, and maybe one or two other scenes. (The recently released Indy boxed set in the U.K. kept with the original theatrical versions, which pissed me off when I realised the difference.) As you might expect - and as I mentioned above - the heart scene was sorta crucial for making sense of a couple points of the movie.

    1. Re:Mola Ram removed a heart? by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      the British censors refused to screen the movie without deleting the heart-removal scene,

      Makes you wonder how they can bear the MPAA

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    2. Re:Mola Ram removed a heart? by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1
      Reminds me of -never- again watching Indiana Jones movies on the BBC ;)

      I still remember tuning in, and 'sitting down' for the heartripping-bit (yes, i am sick ;) ) : Only to discover they just totally deleted it :D

    3. Re:Mola Ram removed a heart? by G-funk · · Score: 1

      You guys went 15 years or so without even knowing about the heart scene? Salty.... Bloody censorship pisses me off no end.

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    4. Re:Mola Ram removed a heart? by oskillator · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Similarly, the version of "Silence of the Lambs" I first saw was the one censored by Blockbuster.

      [spoilers ahead]

      They had removed the shot in which one of the mental patients threw semen at Jodie Foster. This was a major plot point: the reason Hannibal decided to cooperate with her investigation. In the Blockbuster version, Hannibal told her to go away, then people started yelling, then he called her back and gave her the information she was looking for.

      It made a lot more sense when I saw the whole thing, on DVD.

    5. Re:Mola Ram removed a heart? by fforw · · Score: 1

      between not seeing a heart being cutted out and missing let's say obscuring nudes, i choose the nudes.

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    6. Re:Mola Ram removed a heart? by The+Snowman · · Score: 1

      Similarly, the version of "Silence of the Lambs" I first saw was the one censored by Blockbuster.

      A few people have made comments about Blockbuster censoring movies. How bad is it? I do not have a membership and have not for many years. The last time I rented a movie was a VHS cassette "formatted to fit my screen, edited for length and conent" and all that crap. Now I purchase DVDs formatted to fit my widescreen HDTV and of course the vast majority of DVDs are director's cuts, unrated version, special editions, etc. that have extra scenes and "bad stuff."

      What did I miss (or not miss) by not renting from Blockbuster?

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    7. Re:Mola Ram removed a heart? by alphaseven · · Score: 1
      Are you sure you're remembering the blockbuster version and not the tv version (alternate versions).

      Blockbuster says they don't censor films, but they do refuse to carry NC-17 films until the studio cuts them (Bad Lieutenant, Crash) to an R-rated "blockbuster version". Since Silence of the Lambs was originally R I don't see why they would request an edited version.

      While it's not censorship, I do think what blockbuster does is deceitful because their customers are unaware that several of the videos there have had parts removed. If blockbuster doesn't like a movie they shouldn't carry it, instead of carrying edited copies.

    8. Re:Mola Ram removed a heart? by G-funk · · Score: 1

      Well being an aussie I don't tend to miss out on the boobs, and on TV the thing that's cut the most is language.

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    9. Re:Mola Ram removed a heart? by payndz · · Score: 1
      Which is exactly the reason why I bought the Region 1 version of the Indy boxset rather than the UK release.

      Very occasionally, the R2 release is the uncut version (Eyes Wide Shut, for instance). But usually the American version is the uncensored one, which is why about a third of my DVD collection is Region 1.

      Which explains why there's so much emphasis on devising a stronger region coding system for whatever format the MPAA and studios want to use as their next cash cow...

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    10. Re:Mola Ram removed a heart? by Moonbird · · Score: 1

      Being german I bought the DVD set here in Germany and it's uncut. Only in GB the Indy2 DVD has been replaced with the cut version.

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    11. Re:Mola Ram removed a heart? by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      When DVDs first came out, there was a lot of debate over which version of the film to buy, region 1 or region 2. Region 1 often had more extras, be cheaper, but would not be anamorphic and so on. Each disk was different.

      After a while, a number of websites cropped up comparing the releases so you could decide which to go for. Often the UK version would be cut, and the cuts were listed on the site.

      Cutting to the point; you'd be surprised just how many films were cut in the UK. There was a point where the majority of action films had something missing. Things that spring to mind are butterfly knives (e.g. Face Off), headbutts (The Matrix / The Rock) were regularly cut out. Just about every Bond movie has had the impact sounds of fight scenes toned down.

      This wasn't done to get past the censors however. It was a purely financial decission most of the time, as a lower rating would generate more sales. At the time, the UK did not have any "acompaning adult" ratings, so a high rating would destroy the market for the film.

      It's all mostly changed now, partly thanks to the internet and people importing movies. I think most of the films in my collection are Region 1.

    12. Re:Mola Ram removed a heart? by Yer+Mom · · Score: 1
      The classic was the headbutt that was removed from Star Wars Episode 2 in order to get the PG certificate. Can't have the kids seeing headbutts, can we? Removed from the DVD, and the cinematic release as well, IIRC.

      And then shown in all its glory in some trailer programme shown on ITV a week after the release. At 3pm on a Saturday, when those same kids are watching.

      Muppets.

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    13. Re:Mola Ram removed a heart? by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      The classic was the headbutt that was removed from Star Wars Episode 2 in order to get the PG certificate. Can't have the kids seeing headbutts, can we?

      Look at my screen name. Probably something to do with it... ;-)

      And then shown in all its glory in some trailer programme shown on ITV a week after the release. At 3pm on a Saturday, when those same kids are watching.

      Beautiful. Just beautiful... :-)

    14. Re:Mola Ram removed a heart? by CodeArtisan · · Score: 1

      Are you talking about the cinema release - 'cos I saw that film in Scotland a couple of days after it came out and it definitely had the heart-removal scene in it. Of course, we breed'em hard where I come fromm

  13. And what was the first PG-13 movie??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    The fine brat-esque-pack Red Dawn.

    1. Re:And what was the first PG-13 movie??? by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1

      Red. Dawn. Kicked. Ass.

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  14. jack valenti can go [CENSORED] by Speare · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why is this "knews" piece even relevant? CNN has a pro-MPAA, pro-RIAA, Valenti puff piece every couple days. You don't see a whole lot of well-rounded copyright discourse on the major media news outlets. (Gee, I wonder why...) CNN: We're tough on music fans. We like suing kids and grandmas. We equate infringement with theft. We are fair and balanced, too.

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    1. Re:jack valenti can go [CENSORED] by Adam9 · · Score: 1
    2. Re:jack valenti can go [CENSORED] by GuyMannDude · · Score: 1

      You don't see a whole lot of well-rounded copyright discourse on the major media news outlets. (Gee, I wonder why...) CNN: We're tough on music fans. We like suing kids and grandmas. We equate infringement with theft. We are fair and balanced, too.

      Quite some time ago (about the time the RIAA started cracking down) CNN had an interview with an RIAA rep on "Newsnight with Aaron Brown" in which Mr. Brown concluded by wishing the rep good luck on their hunt to bring the bad guys to justice. I sent an email to him through their website suggesting that his comment and the entire interview was anything but fair and balanced. He sent me a two-sentence response that was really depressing. Basically he equated me with his daughter (and if you've seen Aaron you'll know he's young enough that his daughter is most likely a teenie-bopper Britney fan) and said he was at a loss to see how someone could not see that this was theft. I sent him a reply that tried to explain things a bit more thoroughly and even gave him some suggestions for how to fit the opposing viewpoint into one of his interviews. I don't know whether he ever read my follow up message.

      I don't still have copies of those emails but I did post it here on slashdot. Subscribers can probably go through my history and find my post to see what Mr. Brown's exact words were. Sorry I don't have the link.

      The reason I bring this up is to emphasize that CNN's pro-MPAA pro-RIAA stance isn't just some corporate-mandated policy. Apparently at least one of the most senior newsmen also believe that the RIAA is doing the right thing.

      What we really need is to get one of "our people" on one of these news shows and try to explain the p2p position clearly and concisely in a way that the public might have a chance of understanding. Don't know when that's going to be, though.

      GMD

    3. Re:jack valenti can go [CENSORED] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It must be one slooooooooooow fucking news day.

  15. Removal of Heart? by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    Oh, Mola Ram and your heart-removing antics, little did you know the profound impact you would have.

    Hmm. Considering all the [Insert favorite analog here] around these days, you'd think this would be mandatory viewing for [Insert favorite socio/economic/ethnic/political group here]

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    1. Re:Removal of Heart? by JDWTopGuy · · Score: 1

      This looks entertaining. I'll try it.

      "Hmm. Considering all the analog stereos around these days, you'd think this would be mandatory viewing for Waste Removal Technicians."

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  16. see the *? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *

  17. binary rating system by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Almost nothing gets a "G" or "NC-17", so most films are "PG-13" and "R". I think the Catholic ternary system was a little better in distinguishing movies: "A", "B" and "C"- children, adult(not naughty), and condemned.

    1. Re:binary rating system by daveo0331 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The problem is with the unintended consequences of the ratings system. In theory, there should be 5 different ratings (G, PG, PG13, R, NC17). In reality, the ratings start to take on meanings other than the ones they were intended to have. For example, G means "kid's movie" and NC17 means "sex" so studios deliberately avoid putting out movies that have these ratings. Sometimes this means adding an expletive or two for the sole purpose of getting the movie up to PG instead of G.

      I've heard of the Catholic rating system. One thing they do that the MPAA doesn't is they look at how the sex/violence/whatever is portrayed and not just whether it exists. So if someone gets murdered, but the movie shows the consequences of violence rather than glorifying it, the Catholic system tends to take this into account. Of course, it's all based on the Catholic Church's idea of morality, so movies can also get nailed for things like showing unmarried couples living together, gay/lesbian relationships, etc.

      They must be doing something right, though. I believe Gigli was rated "Offensive."

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    2. Re:binary rating system by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Roman Catholic system actually tends to reflect the ideas of quality, realism, and depth (granted - all often within the limits of certain moral biases, particularly about sex).
      RC censors operate under rules where they are expected to look at West Side Story, recognize that it's based on Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, that the musical score is a skilled orchestral work and integral to the creation as a whole, and that there's an added message about racial and class intolerance that makes a number of profound moral points, and take such things into account in rating the film, while the current US system is expected to simply notice an underage romance is involved, and tack on some standardized points. Enough points for gang violence, knives being shown, and deaths and it's PG-13, a few more and its an R, and a "message" is often irrelevant to the final result.

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    3. Re:binary rating system by jdkane · · Score: 1


      Your post reminded me of the Screen It! site, for the discerning movie goer.
      It lists anything which could be considered bad in a movie.
      I find it highly useful.

    4. Re:binary rating system by Insightfill · · Score: 1
      Sometimes this means adding an expletive or two for the sole purpose of getting the movie up to PG instead of G.

      Interesting, that. It also seems to go the other way on the higher end. All too often, a violent movie is produced that is pretty much assured of getting an "R" rating through violence alone. So, somebody along the way decides that they might as well throw in swearing and nudity. You can see it when it happens because when it does, it's an afterthought and not relevant to the plot. Steven Segal's "Under Siege" is an example that comes to mind. Bunch of people get their butt's kicked - R. Throw in the naked girl for free, 'cause your rating is already paying for it with the butt-kicking.

      Maybe we at least need ratings the way the TV or video games do it, where they give the rating and (in smaller letters), codes explaining the reason. Or maybe that's just too complex for most people.

      Oddly, it seems that the upshot is that the total number of ratings needed ends up staying about the same no matter what they add. Since the addition of the PG-13, it seems that everyone has fled the "G" rating. Adding an "NC-17" didn't reduce the number of "X"s (count ALL of the NC-17 movies), but gave a ceiling to the "R"s. Witness movies going back to the cutting floor for the sheer purpose of changing the rating.

    5. Re:binary rating system by kria · · Score: 1

      The idea of looking at how the potentially offensive content is presented is also reflected in a very decent reviewer over at Yahoo Movies, labled as "movie mom" reviews - mainly, she's reviewing for whether you want your kids to see it, and contains a breakdown for that, but her overall number is not based on what age - it's a numeric score for how good she thinks the movie is, plus a recommended viewing age.

  18. First PG-13 Movie by rgarcia · · Score: 0

    How many know what the first PG-13 movie that came out was?

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    Give up?

    ...

    ..

    .

    Red Dawn.

    I'll always remember that for some reason. I was about 13 when it came out too.
    It was about Russians taking over America (cold war days). Not too bad a flick for those times either.

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    1. Re:First PG-13 Movie by Mikey-San · · Score: 2, Funny

      I knew it! Know how I knew it?

      . . .

      Give up?

      . . .

      . .

      .

      I RTFA!

      [antilamenessfilter!]

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  19. Background on Mola Ram aka Amrish Puri by cOdEgUru · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not many know the actor who played Mola Ram is a Bollywood actor who has the badguy act down to the dot. Some info on how this talented actor landed this role can be found here

    However the first time I saw Temple of Doom, I specifically didnt enjoy the manner in which Speilberg sought to portray the culture and traditions of India and Hinduism. Thanks to movie such as Temple of Doom, a big part of Western Hemisphere thought this sad portrayal was still true of India until the Indians started stealing their jobs :).

    But heck, its a movie and though not as good as the other two, it is still enjoyable. I hope Speilberg and Ford gets around to making one more and I wouldnt complain if they threw Sir Sean in to the mold as well..

    1. Re:Background on Mola Ram aka Amrish Puri by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "Thanks to movie such as Temple of Doom, a big part of Western Hemisphere thought this sad portrayal was still true of India until the Indians started stealing their jobs."

      Oh, puh-lease. Unless that was a joke, it ws inane.

    2. Re:Background on Mola Ram aka Amrish Puri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. I saw it when I was 13 and despite having exactly zero worldly experience I knew it was nowhere close to representing Indian society. I'm waiting to see what other big part of the Western Hemisphere believes that the portrayal of Indian culture in ToD was accurate.

  20. This is great! by Arcanix · · Score: 1, Funny

    As a concerned parent, I am very pleased that Indiana Jones himself came up with the PG-13 rating. Now that my oldest boy, Johnny, is 16 I'm thinking about letting him watch a PG-13 movie.

    1. Re:This is great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      omg, your child is gonna grow up to hate you... why won't you let him see a pg-13 movie when he is 13? heck, i was like 10 and seeing pg-13 movies without my parents. at 15 i was regularly seeing rated-R movies... man, parents these days. way to protective.

    2. Re:This is great! by -kertrats- · · Score: 1

      You must be kidding. Your son is 16 and you don't let him see PG-13 movies? I'm 15 and let me tell you that that's just ridiculous. What possible reason could you have to shelter him like that?

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    3. Re:This is great! by CypherXero · · Score: 2

      Ha, you probably underestimate kids. He's probably already seen plenty of PG-13 and R rated movies, and he probably has seen pr0n at least once in his life. If he's 16 and hasn't done all 3, that's just sad. Parents suck at trying to be over-controlling. It just ends up having a negative effect on the kid later in life.

    4. Re:This is great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha dude wtf are you talking about?

    5. Re:This is great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duh. No parent really believes he or she is in control of the behavior of a teenage child. By 16 they've given up trying. Unless they are the 24 hour lockdown types, but they have bigger problems than what movies the kid sees.

    6. Re:This is great! by JDWTopGuy · · Score: 1

      This is great. Most replies took this seriously.

      YOU NOT FAIL IT!!!!

      Don't mod me up.

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    7. Re:This is great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm 14 and my parents don't let me see PG13 or go to parties. So, I go to R movies and keg parties without telling them. $20 says your son does too.

    8. Re:This is great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why children aren't supposed to speak unless spoken too. You missed the joke

    9. Re:This is great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that my oldest boy, Johnny, is 16

      You could have done that. Now you have to wait till he's 20.

    10. Re:This is great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  21. Showgirls decent? by scheme · · Score: 1
    Also, if anyone hasn't heard of a decent NC-17 movie since Showgirls

    Showgirls is not a decent movie. The only real question is whether it's just horrible or whether it's so bad that it's passable as camp. I don't think any of the principals associated with it really want to be associated with it anymore.

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    1. Re:Showgirls decent? by Izago909 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Also, if anyone hasn't heard of a decent NC-17 movie since Showgirls

      Showgirls is not a decent movie. The only real question is whether it's just horrible or whether it's so bad that it's passable as camp. I don't think any of the principals associated with it really want to be associated with it anymore.
      It's definately camp. Some blame it for destroying Elizabeth Berkley's career, but I blame Saved by the Bell for that. It did wonders for Gina Gershon's though. Oddly enough, she gained a large homosexual following from it. Don't ask me why.
    2. Re:Showgirls decent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oddly enough, she gained a large homosexual following from it.

      Possibly because she played a lesbian in Showgirls and Bound, among other movies?

    3. Re:Showgirls decent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And it could possibly be because she is hot .

    4. Re:Showgirls decent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Possibly because she played a lesbian in Showgirls and Bound, among other movies?

      I think you misspelled "bisexual woman".

    5. Re:Showgirls decent? by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      You can never go back to watching Saved By the Bell again(not necessarily a bad thing) because you are always expecting more from Elizabeth Berkley.

    6. Re:Showgirls decent? by Moonbird · · Score: 1

      Insightful, heh? =)

      slashdot...

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  22. Oh, man by CrkHead · · Score: 1

    (Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom and Gremlins) Now I feel old

  23. Shouldn't.... by aussie_a · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    why is that funny? Shouldn't it be insightful?

  24. Movie ratings and trademarks by PapayaSF · · Score: 5, Interesting

    An interesting bit of movie rating history: when the MPAA brought out the original system (G/M/R/X), they trademarked the first three but not "X." Pornographers were thus free to use it, and it came to be associated with "pornography" instead of "adult content," requiring the creation of the "NC-17" rating years later.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-rated

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    1. Re:Movie ratings and trademarks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can trademark single letters?

      That's it... I'm trademarking all the vowels. Watch out, this will be bigger than SCO!

    2. Re:Movie ratings and trademarks by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      Yup, hence "Urban Cowboy" was correctly X rated (while it contained some nudity, nothing approaching porn... it'd be a soft R now)... the only oscar winner with that rating :)

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    3. Re:Movie ratings and trademarks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the NC-17 rating failed all on its own, without the pornographers. The whole ratings system is terrible, where people being naked can very quickly land you in a category unable to advertise on TV or in newspapers but they're happy to let kids watch people beaten and murdered.

    4. Re:Movie ratings and trademarks by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, the full-page ad in the Village Voice for "The Brown Bunny" this week gives the rating as 'X' rather than 'NC-17'.

      I guess even the marketing group for the movie knows the film has nothing going for it other than its explicit fellatio scene...

    5. Re:Movie ratings and trademarks by what+the+dumple+is · · Score: 1

      I'd like to buy a vowel please.

    6. Re:Movie ratings and trademarks by rs79 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yup, hence "Urban Cowboy" was correctly X rated

      Do you mean Midnight Cowboy ?

      I can remember my parents seeing this in the theatre, and Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice, both rated X.

      Imagine a world when your parents go out to see X rated movies.

      Ok that was too easy, imagine a world where... uh, oh never mind.

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    7. Re:Movie ratings and trademarks by cei · · Score: 1

      IIRC, A Clockwork Orange was also originally an "X". Don't know when it was re-rated...

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    8. Re:Movie ratings and trademarks by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      um... No, I saw the late night showing...

      Yeah, I fucked up. What you said :)

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    9. Re:Movie ratings and trademarks by Coward,+Anonymous · · Score: 1

      1972. See the Certification list a imdb.

    10. Re:Movie ratings and trademarks by cei · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Somehow I doubt the unedited version will ever see the light of day again, but I'd be curious to know what they cut out, considering what they left in...

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  25. Oops! Re:Revisionist history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I meant MPAA press release, of course.

  26. Mola Ram's sect was real -- look up Thugee by Jonathan · · Score: 1

    While many gurus like to suggest that Hinduism is all smiles and laughter -- it ain't so. Read about the Thugee, who were particularly nasty worshipers of the Hindu Goddess Kali.

    1. Re:Mola Ram's sect was real -- look up Thugee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That cool and all, but this goddess has more followers these days.

    2. Re:Mola Ram's sect was real -- look up Thugee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thugee is very, very dead. It is not mainstream Hinduism, and never was - any more than the Assassins were mainstream Muslims.

    3. Re:Mola Ram's sect was real -- look up Thugee by narad · · Score: 0

      oh puhlease... This is history.. was eradicated in early 1800's. And this movie was set in 1900's with airplanes making flight over himalayas.

    4. Re:Mola Ram's sect was real -- look up Thugee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yay. The Assasins which smoked Hashish and then went on killer sprees. History is so fucking dead.

    5. Re:Mola Ram's sect was real -- look up Thugee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't that the whole point? The British guy even said that they had wiped them out. Would it been a better movie if Indy had battled it out with Gandhi? Haven't you people ever heard of willing suspension of disbelief?

  27. Misleading title.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whew, for a second there I read that as PG-13 turns 20 (as in PG-20)..

  28. PG-13 The best/worst thing to happen to movies.... by wobedraggled · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When it came out in the 80's it was the best thing to happen to movies. Youu could have a good humor flick with a flash of nudity and still have the teens go to see it. Now it's an excuse to make a half assed horror/thriller and tone it down enough to make them extra money. So many movies have been killed by this rating. Blah....

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  29. Catholic ternary system? by MexicanMenace · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't you mean SNT, PC and NPC?

    SNT = Skirts & Ties
    PC = Practicing Catholics
    NPC = Non-practicing Catholics

  30. For the record by Raul654 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That anon post is exactly right - Red Dawn was not the first film to get a PG-13 rating (I can't remember which one was), but it was the first film *released* with a PG-13 rating. At the time, Red Dawn had more scenes of graphic violence than any other movie ever made.

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    1. Re:For the record by aredubya74 · · Score: 1

      At the ripe young age of 9, I remember being highly interested in the birth of the new rating, and began keeping track (purposes - yes, I'm a trivia geek, why do you ask?) of those first few PG-13 movies. Red Dawn was indeed the first released PG-13 film, but among the other first movies were Dreamscape (for violence) and Oxford Blues (for language and brief nudity) and The Woman In Red, all within a week of Red Dawn's release.

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    2. Re:For the record by LeonardShelby · · Score: 1

      The Flamingo Kid was the first movie given a PG-13 rating, but it sat on the shelf for a few months before it was released. See the trivia page for Red Dawn on IMDB.

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  31. So, to sum up the article by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Spielberg had the brilliant idea of adding a sub-rating to a 2-level rating system (making *gasp!* 3 levels), told it to his buddy Jack Valenti, who then asked their opinion to theater owners (who, as everybody knows, are reknown experts in pedopsychology) and implemented it.

    The new sub-level then quickly became a marketting tool to capture more teenager money, effectively turning the whole rating system into a 2-level system again, since no filmmaker wants a PG rating anymore.

    In short: *yawn*

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  32. One more year... by Kid+Zero · · Score: 1

    and I can take it to a bar and have it buy me a beer. *snif* How time flies for our little ratings. :)

  33. It depends on jurisdiction by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 3, Informative

    All the provinces in Canada have a movie review board that is empowered with determining a rating on all publically released movies. What one province will rate PG another might give 14A (think PG14, it's a Canadian thing).

    Quebec and Canada in general, seem to have a more liberal ratings policy than their American counterparts. I had the same reaction when I was out for a movie in Texas and saw several movies rated "R" that were 14A back home in BC. Another difference that comes to mind is while the Canadian ratings system is mandated by provincal law, the American ratings system was a compromise created by the MPAA to stave off government censorship (if memory serves).

    Something else to note is while in the U.S. the MPAA rating carries over onto the video release, the Canadian distributors apply a "Canadian Home Video" (or somesuch) rating that reflects the liberal Canadian ratings during the theatrical release. No province that I know of classifies home movies other than adult, thus the "Canadian Home Video" rating system.

    1. Re:It depends on jurisdiction by thermopylae300 · · Score: 1
      American ratings system was a compromise created by the MPAA to stave off government censorship (if memory serves).

      If my memory serves, it was actually the threat of boycott from civilian groups (mostly the conservative religious type).

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    2. Re:It depends on jurisdiction by jdhutchins · · Score: 1

      No, it was threat of a government rating system. The government said "come up with a rating system or we will," so the MPAA came up with a rating system. See the Wikipedia article on it if you have questions.

    3. Re:It depends on jurisdiction by thermopylae300 · · Score: 1
      From the MPAA website:

      Founded in 1922 as the trade association of the American film industry, the MPAA has broadened its mandate over the years to reflect the diversity of an expanding industry. The initial task assigned to the association was to stem the waves of criticism of American movies, then silent, while sometimes rambunctious and rowdy, and to restore a more favorable public image for the motion picture business.

      My point is that the government was not looking for some free speech to regulate, this was a grass roots movement that probably would have culminated in government response if the movie industry did not police itself. The Slashdot status quo is quick to blame (US) government for regulating freedoms. The MPAA is another target because *gasp* they don't like illegal file sharing.

      Calling this a reaction to a governmet threat is an oversimplification. Here are a few more facts I found after some googling...

      Jack Valenti, who created the MPAA system, says it wasn't designed for producers, major studios, directors or critics. "It was designed for parents," he says.

      Valenti, representing the MPAA met with the National American Theater Owners (NATO) and International Film Importers & Distributors of America (IFIDA). Eventually the Screen Actor's Guild (SAG), other professional organizations and representatives of the major religions where included in an effort to determine how to strike a balance between the artistic freedom demanded by the actors and directors and those who demanded some sort of standards. In November of 1968 the first MPAA ratings system was announced.

      Another early institution that was hurting the movie business was the Hays (Hayes??) Commission. I gave up searching for more info on it...

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  34. Other Speilberg Innovations by korbin_dallas · · Score: 1
    Lets not forget the other movie innovation from Speilberg...

    Million Name Movies!

    Credits that roll on and on for hours in type so small as to be indecipherable.

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  35. All of the violence, none of the nudity by cuberat · · Score: 0
    Anyone notice that PG-13 language and violence can be nearly R, while the sexuality is always closer to PG?

    I can think of a single movie, the award-winning "National Lampoon's European Vacation," that is PG-13 but features an excellent though completely gratuitous topless scene.

    Sad the trend didn't continue. American puritanism rears its head in the strangest places.

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    1. Re:All of the violence, none of the nudity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fifth element had both violence and toplessness and a pg-13 rating.

      PS. Lelu was hot

    2. Re:All of the violence, none of the nudity by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1

      Gratuitous: Root - gratuity : the reason you go to see the friggin' movie, for the same reason the waiter puts up with your crap.

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  36. Re:FIRST FISH! by AnonymousAtTheCowHer · · Score: 1

    He _was_ the first fish.

  37. PG-13 is a root cause of bad films. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PG-13 is a root cause of bad films since very few films naturally have a PG-13 rating. Most films are are either child and fundamentalist reactionary safe (G), accessable to all but the youngest, most sensitive views (PG), primarily adult in nature (R) or completely adult in nature (NC-17). Only the rare coming of age yarn or serious teen drama naturally deserves a PG-13 rating.

    Unfortunately, the greedhead suits realize that they make more money with a PG-13 flick than an R or PG flick so they mandate neutering an R rated film of anything edgy or adult (and not just nudity) or pimping up a PG film with gratuitous swearing or non-sexual nudity to get out of the PG rating. In either case, the quality of the film suffers.

    Only Blockbuster video has had a more negative effect on the quality of film than the PG-13 rating.

    And I wouldn't concider Showgirls a decent NC-17 film. ;) Try "The Bad Lieutenant" for an excellent non-pornographic NC-17 film -- just don't go to Blockbuster video, since they don't carry NC-17 anything.

    1. Re:PG-13 is a root cause of bad films. by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Most films are are either child and fundamentalist reactionary safe (G)

      You mean films such as 2001: A Space Odyssey? That's probably my all time favorite. I find that "adult" film really means adolescent film. I don't care to spend hours and hours filling my head full of blooshed and gore. There's a whole universe of stuff out there that could make for interesting films, but people are so in love with violence that that's what we get. Either that or just plain stupid, sappy stuff.

      Long ago I decided to vote with my buck and just stop going to the movies.

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    2. Re:PG-13 is a root cause of bad films. by drgonzo59 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would agree with you. I lived both in this country and abroad and Americans are definetly obsessed with violence. Oh the horror if there is any nudity on the screen or any show of affection, the movie gets an R or NC-17 rating easily. But there can be limbs cut off and people blasting each other away and that is accepted. I am not saying that nudity should be shown to kids, its just that at least the same restrictive standards should apply for violence as there are for nudity and sex - something that is far more common and normal.

    3. Re:PG-13 is a root cause of bad films. by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      2001: A Space Odyssey predated the ratings system by a few months. In this New York Times review it's listed as "MPAA Rating: NR (Mild Violence/Adult Situations/Questionable for Children)"

      I'm not quite sure how it later earned a "G" rating. After all, it's a about a computer committing mass murder. Perhaps the board believed that those persons who might be emotionally scarred by the movie would be bored out of their skulls.

    4. Re:PG-13 is a root cause of bad films. by Erwos · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "But there can be limbs cut off and people blasting each other away and that is accepted."

      This is actually not true, although it is an oft-repeated myth on Slashdot. What immediately comes to mind is "The Matrix" and "Die Hard" - both of which garnered R ratings, and neither of which had any sex or nudity whatsoever. Violence will grab you an R in this country quite easily.

      Violence _won't_ get an NC-17, or at least I've never heard of it doing so, but considering that such things as wars, death camps, and mass graves are covered daily in the news in all their graphic detail, I think this is relatively understandable. Simply put, violence tends to be a public issue, whereas sex is perceived as a private one - hence societal prudishness on sex/nudity vs. violence. I don't think that's really wrong or bad, just different than other places.

      I agree, though: things would be a lot better if the same standards for nudity/sex were applied to violence. G-d knows I'm never going to let my kids watch TV without VERY close supervision.

      -Erwos

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    5. Re:PG-13 is a root cause of bad films. by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      The original cuts of Robocop, Natural Born Killers, and Kill Bill were given NC-17, until selected scenes were cut out.

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  38. MOD PARENT DOWN - REDUNDANT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't RTFA

    1. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN - REDUNDANT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuckoff

  39. UK had 18, 15, PG, U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then at some point a 12 rating emerged, probably to match the PG-13 rating in the US, so we now have U (universal audience), PG, 12, 15 and 18 ...

    It might be PG12 ... dunno ... i've forgotten now.

    really, this is a non-story to be honest. someone worked out that OMG films can be bad for children but okay for young teenagers! OH WOW!

  40. MOD PARENT DOWN - REDUNDANT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He didn't RTFA

  41. Comments on those two movies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really didn't find the Indiana Jones movie to be all that shocking when I first saw it. It was just the buildup from the press that did it. As for the Gremlins, the scene where the head gremlin turns into a mortified skeleton because of the exposure to sunlight seemed a little bit much for what otherwise might have been mistaken for a kids film.

  42. Yeah but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Wasn't that a really long time ago? (Besides Hinduism is a rather large umbrella, much like Christianity is).

    I think the grandparent's point was that India isn't now like it was protrayed in that movie... or something.

    Which is obvious. I mean, Indiana Jones did NOT take place recently. I would think everyone would know that India has advanced culturally since then...

  43. AVP by mrshowtime · · Score: 2, Interesting

    AVP is a prime example of abuse of the PG-13 rating by a major studio. AVP was shot as an "R" rated film, but the studio, at the last second, decided to cut the film to a PG-13, so the younger crowd could get into see it, and make more money. To me, they ruined the film by doing this. Thankfully, they did not cut Freddy vs. Jason to a PG-13, yet it still was the number one movie that week and made a lot of money. Hollywood has long since lost it's segregation in regards to ratings. Instead of making kid films, teenager films and adult films, the studios are making "all in one" films that just about everyone can see.

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    1. Re:AVP by njfuzzy · · Score: 1

      Sadly, it makes good financial sense. That way they make more on ticket sales to kids, and also make more on copies of the "unrated" DVD version.

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  44. December 7, 1941 was not Fun 4 Kidz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, Alien, Aliens, Alien^3, and Alien 4 (aka Resurrection) were all rated R.

    Predator and Predator 2 were also rated R.

    Yet, they write Alien vs. Predator so that it ends up PG-13. WTF?

    When did the "Predators" stop throwing hub-cap sized shuriken through people's heads? Why don't aliens evicerate like they used to? Cavities? And since when do people being chased by hordes of monsters curse "nicely"?

    Is anyone else bothered by the recent trend of film-makers to dumb-down movies for the love of marketing and kid's meal toys?

    This smells a lot like the Han Shoots First debate, which BTW, Maxim suspiciously left absent from their recent 5-page Lucas-lick (Sept 04). I will never buy their adazine again.

    Yes, a flick can be scary (M. Night Shyamalan) or fun (Indiana Jones series) without an R- rating. But maybe when violence is a central element of the film, things should be left to the writer, and not the MPAA. PEARL HARBOR, anyone?

    Game over, man.

  45. Yes, it is Hindi. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I happened to see it about two weeks ago. And yes, I am an Indian and I was disgusted to see how they have portrayed us Indians! Monkey-brain dessert? Majority of Indians are vegetarians, for Lord Krishna's sake!

    1. Re:Yes, it is Hindi. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And yes, I am an Indian and I was disgusted to see how they have portrayed us Indians! Monkey-brain dessert? Majority of Indians are vegetarians, for Lord Krishna's sake!

      Umm, you realize these were the bad guys?

      To take your example further, the majority of Indians don't rip people's hearts out or enslave children to work in coal mines either.

  46. Jaws by filtur · · Score: 1

    If I'm not mistaken Jaws was PG. We're talking lots and lots of blood. I still won't go into the Ocean to this day. (Granted I live in Oregon, which is not known for its warm water or sharks for that matter) Jaws was also a spielberg movie.

  47. My problem is the exact opposite by the-matt-mobile · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Though my position on this issue probably doesn't sync with the norm, I've found the problem with PG-13 to be the exact opposite of yours. Sometimes I'd just like to see a good movie without any of the questionable junk. (I know, I know - lots of people seem to prefer to see the stuff I just called junk in their moves - I'd rather that stuff be in movies rated R though.) Movies which for the most part probably could be rated PG throw some gratuitous scene or language in just to get the coveted PG-13 rating so that the teenage crowd won't dismiss it. So, what you end up with are movies which are mostly pretty good, but have some questionable content which may or may not fit with the rest of the story or the intended audience in one small scene just to get the more mature rating. So, from my perspective, the PG-13 rating has actually worsened my movie going experience. But, I recognize I'll be hard pressed to have very many other people on Slashdot agree. Let the puritanical accusations commence!

    1. Re:My problem is the exact opposite by Matt · · Score: 1
      So, what you end up with are movies which are mostly pretty good, but have some questionable content which may or may not fit with the rest of the story or the intended audience in one small scene just to get the more mature rating.
      Not that it (IMHO) is a blatant example of this, but this reminded me of something I've heard about Star Wars over the years. The story is that the severed arm in the cantina fight scene was added so that the movie wouldn't end up rated G.

      Does anyone here know if this is true, or urban legend? The IMDB "Trivia" link alludes to this, but isn't specific.

    2. Re:My problem is the exact opposite by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

      I'm one that agrees. Mostly we rent videos (cinema is too expensive) and any of the movies that look interesting are PG-13 these days. I'd enjoy them a lot more if they cut the 60-90 seconds of gratuitous whatever and left it at PG. We have a "no R" policy at our house, but man has there been some ratings creep recently! Some of those PG-13 flicks would have been given an R only 10 years ago!

  48. The MPAA owns the major news outtlets anyway by jonwil · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Disney owns ABC america
    News Corp owns Fox News and 20th centuary fox
    Time Warner owns CNN
    Viacom owns Paramount and CBS (and also UPN)
    I dont know who owns NBC (I think it is or was Vivendi or General Electric or something)

    No matter where you go, most "news" outlets are biased.
    When it comes to any issue that affects the big $$$$$ that Big Media makes, they are always going to go with whatever side makes them the most.

    With regards to copyright, expect the MPAA to push for HD-DVD players (or whatever the new standard for blue-laser hi-definition DVDs ends up being) to only play protected content. And for any commercially available recording devices to use different disks. Their stated goal for that would be "preventing piracy" but their real aim would be to prevent anyone from being able to produce content for the format unless its been vetted by the MPAA first.

    Not coincidentally, thats why Big Media is winning in congress over the technology companies (because Big Media can paint the congressmen that support them in a favorable light and paint those that wont in an unfavorable light)

  49. I'm frequently amazed by older "G" rated movies by snuf23 · · Score: 1

    The original Planet of the Apes movies was rated G. Complete with violence ("get your damn dirty hands off me"), beastiality (ape on human kissing), swearing against the creator ("Goddamn it all to hell!") and just plain smut (Charleton Heston's naked ass).
    Boy the times have changed.

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    1. Re:I'm frequently amazed by older "G" rated movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was back in the days when children grew up to be men.

    2. Re:I'm frequently amazed by older "G" rated movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      even the little girls?

    3. Re:I'm frequently amazed by older "G" rated movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Straight outta IMDB:

      In 1968, the movie was originally rated "M" for Mature audience during its initial release (this is not to be confused with an "X"-rating). Only during the following theatrical (and drive-in) re-releases was it adjusted to a "G"-rating.

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063442/trivia

    4. Re:I'm frequently amazed by older "G" rated movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was back in the days when children existed who grew up to be men.

    5. Re:I'm frequently amazed by older "G" rated movies by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Thanks for the info. I always wondered at it being rated G. I wonder if the rereleases where edited down at all.

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  50. Hollywood out of touch by pyro101 · · Score: 1

    "Kids don't want to feel like they're seeing pap," Dante said. "People will go out of their way to put one dirty word in it just to get the rating that they need to give the picture some legitimacy, so the kids won't feel like they're going to see their little brother's movie."

    Actually we go to movies cuz they are good not because of the higher rating. The only people that I know that even bother with ratings watch movies with low ratings not the higher ones.

  51. Ratings Creep by superyooser · · Score: 3, Informative
    It already has! Researchers call it R-13.
    A Christian ministry advising parents about the content of popular movies says its not surprised by a Harvard University study finding films within the same rating class are getting raunchier, noting it made the same discovery four years ago.

    ChildCare Action Project Movie Ministry indicates the Harvard data echoes its own findings from 2000. The Harvard study, released last month, shows content of movies with specific ratings is getting stronger, meaning a film rated PG-13 today likely would have received an R rating several years ago.

    Researchers looked at films released between 1992 and 2003. The study found more sex and violence in later PG movies and more of the same, plus more profanity, in PG-13 movies. It also found R-rated movies contained more profanity and sex.

    Today's PG-13 movies, it was found, are inching toward what R-rated movies looked like in 1992.

    Even films rated G were found to have more violence, especially in animated features.

    The CAP Ministry notes it scrutinized films for eight years using a specific set of standards and mathematical formulae. The group's statistical analysis found PG-13 movies consistently including more objectionable elements as the years went on, leading the researchers to coin the rating "R-13."

    "In the first five years the percentage of R-13 movies more than quadrupled (an increase of 459 percent) which says in the year 2000, 450 percent more of the PG-13 audiences were fed R-rated programming than in 1996/7," the Christian research said.

    Researchers from both CAP Ministry and Harvard noted the movie rating system used by the Motion Picture Association of America, or MPAA, is too general.

    Said CAP Ministry founder Tom Carder: "The CAP Analysis Model could replace the MPAA. And the CAP Analysis Model provides it objectively, not vulnerable to mood and preference subjectivity so you can be in a better position to have the information you need to make an informed moral decision whether a film is fit for your kids (or yourself)."

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    1. Re:Ratings Creep by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      Two points:

      1 - Does this really surprise anybody? As a society we have become more accepting of a certain level of sexuality and violence in television and movies. This is nothing new. I am sure you could go back each decade for the last 80 years and make the same conclusions.

      2 - Those specific set of standards they include according to the rest of the article include "biblical values/morals". Do we really want that as the basis for our rating system? I would imagine that anything remotely homosexual would immediately bring about an R rating. Saying Jesus Christ or God damn would also be an instant R.

    2. Re:Ratings Creep by superyooser · · Score: 1
      Does this really surprise anybody?

      No, but it might be surprising how much the ratings have creeped. I know a lot of people don't care. Some people do.

      Those specific set of standards they include according to the rest of the article include "biblical values/morals". Do we really want that as the basis for our rating system?

      Why not? They've served us well on this continent for over 300 years. The founders of the country desired them to be the basis of the country. Even the founders who were Deists appreciated the Bible's moral teachings, and, in fact, knew that a free society was dependent on such a moral foundation.

      Anyway, there's no need to criticize CAP's analyses since the MPAA doesn't have anything to do with CAP. Moreover, CAP's scores are based on numerical observations. It does not set ratings; it shows raw scores resulting from deductions when violations of Biblical morals are observed. The scores are broken down by category so that a movie goer can determine if the movie's content is acceptable to his own level of standards. CAP doesn't tell you what score is "too low" for you to see. It's your choice.

      I would imagine that anything remotely homosexual would immediately bring about an R rating. Saying Jesus Christ or God damn would also be an instant R.

      You would be wrong. The movie characters could say "G- d-" a millon times, and the movie could still earn a high CAP score. Read the CAP methodology.

      First of all, as I mentioned above, CAP does not issue ratings. It's up to parents to decide what they consider to be "PG" or "R" by this system.

      Secondly, saying "G- d-" would fit into only one investigation area from which points could be deducted. If we guesstimate that such a violation causes a subtraction of two points (each violation incurs 1-3 points deduction) from the starting score of 100, it would be possible for a movie to have 50 instances of "G- d-" (actually, infinite instances since subzero scores are marked as zero) and still receive an overall score of 80.

    3. Re:Ratings Creep by EvanED · · Score: 1

      I would have several problems with any proposed replacement with the current system with one similar to the CAP.

      First: While I do agree that a moral system largely based on the Bible is probably as good as any, I am very concerned with the homosexuality part of the 'sex/homosexuality' category, as well as essentially the entire 'offense to God' category. If such a system were to be used to restrict entry to movies, those objections would, I feel, have to be taken away.

      Second: I suggest an alternate method for taking into account the length of the movie. Rather than the influence density thing they are doing, I would make the number of starting points (100) variable in direct proportion to the length. A 2 hr movie would get, say, 200 points, while a 1 hour movie would get 100. When giving the ratings, give fractions: 135/146 points, and maybe the percent (though people can calculate that on their own).

      Third: I'm not sure I like how they don't take into account justification. While justification obviously shouldn't absolve a movie from losing points, somehow a shooting in self defense seems less wrong than a cold blooded murder, even if they are graphically the same. (Such grading would be allowed under their rules, but it sounds like that is not the intent of the 1-3 point thing.)

      Fourth: This much -- "It's up to parents to decide what they consider to be "PG" or "R" by this system." -- of your post would have to be wrong if the CAP would be used to restrict entrance as an "R" rating is now. (Poor as it usually is enforced...) There would have to be some sort of cutoff.

      I would put to you that in order to put the CAP into use as described in my fourth point there would need to be cutoffs by category rather than overall. That is, "no category gets below 60 points" rather than "the average is not below 60 points", because currently one category alone would very often drive a movie up a rating or two.

      But this has other problems, for instance if a movie is just below the cutoff for one category and exemplary in all the others. There should be a separate rule for that. Sorta like the MPAA rule that using "fuck" twice will automatically drive up the rating to an R, unless the people feel that rating is very unduely deserved, in which case they can reduce it to PG-13. ("Quiz Show" has it twice -- the second time while playing a recording of the first use. The Right Stuff has several occurances of "fuckin' a", and it's even PG.)

      Fifth: I think the flexibility of the rating system in use now is an advantage. It allows people to take into account things as justification (for instance, a movie where a couple shootings lead to a trial that result in the killers being found guilty should probably be given more leniency than just some gangster movie) and other circumstances.

      Sixth: There arise all sorts of paradoxes. For instance: is one occurance of full frontal nudity (probably a 3 point violation) worse than three occurances of, say, two people kissing (maybe a 1 point violation)? I would say so... there are people who quite reasonably would not object to the latter but would to the former. Yet the rating system would treat each equally. The current system would almost certainly not.

      Anyway, this post got a lot longer than I expected... I just have given movie ratings some thought in the past and got a bit carried away with myself. I DO think that separate categories like the CAP has would be extremely helpful for parents trying to decide if a movie is suitable or not, but I don't think a point based approach such as the CAP is the way to go. I think the categories would best be decided as the overall rating is now, subjectively.

      (I also think there should be a new rating -- coincidentally I've always talked about it as an actual 'R-13' rating, though I think a better cutoff might be 14 or even 15 -- that is still a restricted rating, that is the number isn't just a cautionary age but is actually a mandatory (haha) cutoff. I've seen plenty of movies where I looked and said to myself 'this really dosn't deserve to be rated R; people younger than 17 should certainly be fine to see this' but also thought that because the next rating down is unrestricted, it was really the only option.)

  52. Voluntary ratings system by Castaa · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was surprised to find out that the motion picture rating system is a voluntary system. It is enforced by the ownership/management of a theater and not by law (like age limits on alcohol or driving).

    I found this out when Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11 was released this year. There was such an uproar about the film being rated 'R' (and thus a "Bush led conspiracy to keeping some people from seeing it") that a couple of theater owners in the Bay Area said they wouldn't enforce the 'R' rating on the film.

    I'm not sure what would happen if a theater owner consistently ignored the rating system.

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    1. Re:Voluntary ratings system by daveb · · Score: 1
      I was surprised to find out that the motion picture rating system is a voluntary system.

      Where you live maybe. Here there is a govt watchdog who (for better or worse) stamp ratings and age requirements on movies. And yeah sure - it's censorship but reasonable censorship (by my morals and yes that's all that counts :-P)

    2. Re:Voluntary ratings system by iantri · · Score: 1
      Holy crap! It got an American R? What for? It was rated the following in Canada, where provinces are responsible for movie ratings:

      Quebec: G; Ontario: 14A; Alberta: 14A; British Columbia: 14A.

      (14A means those under 14 require adult accompaniement. Quebec G is same as in US. I have no data for the other provinces.)

      Source.

    3. Re:Voluntary ratings system by westneat · · Score: 1

      before Columbine, most theaters where I lived didn't care about the rating all that much. I remember the South Park movie was the first one that they really cracked down.

    4. Re:Voluntary ratings system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Holy crap! It got an American R? What for?

      Lies.

    5. Re:Voluntary ratings system by iantri · · Score: 1

      That would be fine and all, except the rating system is not supposed to be a measure of how true something is, it is a measure of a film's suitability for children in terms of "inappropriate" content (sex, violence, etc).

    6. Re:Voluntary ratings system by kezze · · Score: 1

      It just worries me, because, as far as I remember, the movie doesn't have any fictitious scenes. It really amazes me that you are not free to go to see The Truth®.
      Then you can of course start arguing about Moore's comments and choices of what to show you.

  53. Hot Sauce by vhold · · Score: 1

    "As Steven Spielberg told The Associated Press recently, PG-13 puts "hot sauce" on a movie in the viewer's mind."

    Blah, more like mixing hot sauce with milk. Aiming just below the R for the more profitable PG-13 has ruined many movies in my mind. Giving up grit and realism for something more palatable to censors while thrashing the original vision.

  54. A Step in the Wrong Direction for MPAA by stinkyfingers · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But then again, is that surprising.

    The problem is that *all* of the ratings rely on someone else telling parents what's appropriate for their children. I know, but let's pretend that parents in this country actually parent.

    A better system of rating would be to rate them for launguage, violence, sexuality, etc., very similar to what many pay-cable networks use.

    Google for yourself - there's plenty of outraged people out there who think that some PG-13 movies are unacceptable for 13-year-olds, but if a movies was rated for brief nudity and sexual content, we could all make that decision based on personal morals, as opposed to the nebulus PG-13.

    What I think is acceptable for me and my children is wildly different from many puritanical types in America. In plus, the aforementioned movie with nudity and sexual content is called Mooseport (http://www.netflix.com/MovieDisplay?movieid=60033 308&trkid=73), rated PG-13. If it scared off people for having brief nudity (a 70-year-old man's bare ass) and sexual content (discussions about panties and what they mean on a date), then maybe Hollywood wouldn't have made such a shitty movie.

    They had their chance 20 years ago for reform, and now we'll never see it.

  55. Aaron Brown by harmonica · · Score: 1

    Apparently at least one of the most senior newsmen also believe that the RIAA is doing the right thing.

    The problem is that Aaron Brown is just a mediocre journalist at best. At some point, CNN decided to introduce all kinds of people to the major anchoring jobs that look good and are great at giving some more human touch to stories, throw in a small non-offensive joke once in a while. People like Aaron Brown or Paula Zahn. But they don't excel at their jobs, which is a pity, given CNN's status.

    CNN still does have people like Jeff Greenfield, though. They just seem to appear rarely on screen.

  56. OT: Subscriber First Post by Iffy+Bonzoolie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is an interesting side-effect of subscriptions - it enables intelligent first posts. Trolls aren't really gonna subscribe because they are all broke 13-year-olds (or broke 23-year-olds). So you have a bunch of people selected from what is likely to be the most intelligent posters getting a head start. An interesting strategy would be to just delay stories for people with low/no karma. It could possibly make this effect more pronounced. Of course you would market it as a reward for having high karma.

    -If

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    1. Re:OT: Subscriber First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That system would also have the effect of heavily rewarding karma whoring-an art which has all but died out in the age of "Excellent" karma. The trolls would be focusing most of their energy on posts that will get modded up rather than abusing -1 accounts, but you'd also get a lot of highly modded comments that aren't really that useful or insightful.

      The question isn't "does it improve the signal to noise ratio" but "does it improve the grade a signal to grade b signal to interesting noise to garbage ratios?" That's a very interesting question.

      -a 23 year old who has been permanently banned from /. for crapflooding (and got a new ip)

    2. Re:OT: Subscriber First Post by 808140 · · Score: 1

      Biffy Onzoolie! I love the new who, man! It rocks all over Windrunner's version!

    3. Re:OT: Subscriber First Post by Iffy+Bonzoolie · · Score: 1

      Damn, I was coincidentally JUST thinking I needed to make a new user whose name had it's own UID in it, but you beat me to it. I guess I have to stick with my crummy old 4-digit UID.

      Curses on you Anonymous MUDders!

      -If

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    4. Re:OT: Subscriber First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -a 23 year old who has been permanently banned from /. for crapflooding

      Good. Crapflooders are the fucking scum of Slashdot. Even Trolls have the brains to think of inflamatory posts and even manage to get the grammar correct some of the time. Crapflooders are just trolls who don't have the fucking brains to write a troll, so they just post shit and think they're funny. Even Vlad thinks you're shit.

  57. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, that was fucking hillarious. I actually laughed out loud. The way he rolls into that opening...it cracks me up every time.

  58. 139 movies have a NC-17 rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THis listShowgirls with an NC-17 rating.

  59. You realise, of course... by BumpyCarrot · · Score: 1

    ... that 33-year olds across the globe are cursing /. for making them feel old ;)

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    1. Re:You realise, of course... by j1bb3rj4bb3r · · Score: 1

      The 31-year olds can feel old about the 14th birthday of NC-17 :). I think that would make a better story.

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  60. Dead wrong by glpierce · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "It's also lead to an interesting counter-trend out of Hollywood... they're now putting out the "unrated edition" DVD for movies that had to get some scenes cut to qualify for the lower MPAA rating."

    It's not a "counter-trend," it's a "profit-trend." The "Unrated" label is just a ploy to sell more DVDs. "Ooh look! This is unrated, it must be full of sex and murder! I want to see what I missed in theaters!"

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  61. TV Guide stack from 1965-1970 by MrChuck · · Score: 1

    Requiem... Yeah, that was a good movie if you wanted to put a gun in your mouth the next day....)

    Programming:
    Someone picked up a pile of these for $1 at a garage sale.

    As he perused through them, he took notes.

    From it we got

    • The Fugitive
      Good movie, but loses points for standing on the shoulders of an ok tv show
    • Addams Family
    • Flintstones
    • Beverly Hillbillies
      Good Lord, why
    • Rocky & Bullwinkle
      ibid
    • Mod Squad
      Still, the same
    • Incredible Hulk
      It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a tanking movie!
    • Spiderman
      Ok, really a comic. With all the character development sam raimi's ever done
    • Charlie's Angels
      We're started to drag belly on the ground here
    • George Of the Jungle
      ok, I'm a sucker 'cause I loved this show. When I was 3
    • I Spy
    • Lost in Space
    • Mission Impossible
      Well, mission improbable. She's 25, uber-babe, has 4 PhDs and can barely pronounce the technical terms she's been given.
    I leave off Jose and the Pussycats because it was self referencial about movies only made to reach commercialism for nostalgia's sake.

    This is PATHETIC!!
    We have some interesting and creative people coming up with screen plays and ideas who are utterly being quashed by these lame-ass studio execs who wouldn't know a good idea if it kicked 'em in the nuts.

    A separate but related thread is people remaking moves that, really, we done right the first time. Remake the movies that were good ideas but SUCKED! Like perhaps most of the ones in the last 20 years.

    Jack: People aren't avoiding movies because we're pirating them, we're avoiding movies BECAUSE THEY SUCK!

    see also this about "piracy ads" because it's a great idea.

    1. Re:TV Guide stack from 1965-1970 by servognome · · Score: 1

      And people prefer to buy the "Dogs playing poker" picture than real art.
      The taste of the masses when it comes to any art form leans towards the bland and mindless. I think when it comes to art/entertainment most people want it as pure diversion. They don't want deep thinking, they want the cheap laugh (There's Something about Mary), the movie where stuff gets blow'd up (Terminator 2), the music that is just empty and catchy (Ace of Base), and licensed video games (Enter the Matrix)
      The mass market is going to keep feeding people the same stuff they want, so those looking for more intellectual art have to focus on the independent labels, studios, etc.

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    2. Re:TV Guide stack from 1965-1970 by Tanktalus · · Score: 1
      these lame-ass studio execs who wouldn't know a good idea if it kicked 'em in the nuts.

      I dunno about you, but if I got kicked in the nuts, I doubt I'd be thinking how good of an idea it was to do so...

  62. Pretty much the same in Britain... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

    In Britain, up until 1989, we had ratings similar to the US ones. U (Universal) for films suitable for everyone, PG (Parental Guidance) for films that contained some content unsuitable for very small kids, and 15 and 18, films suitable only for 15 and 18 year-olds respectively.

    However, in 1989, the 12 rating was introduced, primarily as a result of the 15 rating that the James Bond movie Licence To Kill received for one or two of the more violent scenes. The first movie to actually receive a 12 rating was Batman, which was released in the summer of that year.

    The only real difference between the our rating systems and the US ones are that the age limits are more strictly enforced. Whereas in the US a 14 year-old accompanied by person over the age of 17 can watch a 17 movie (but not a R one, obviously) in the UK every patron must meet the relevant age requirement, not just one out of the group.

    Recently, a 12A rating has been introduced, which basically bridges the gap between PG and 12 but is less strictly enforced than a pure 12.

    Frankly though, there have been more than a few movies that received PG ratings that shouldn't have done because the studios exerted their pressure one way or another. There's no way that Jurassic Park should have got anything less than a 12, not because you had to be at least 12 to not get scared shitless by it but because with a PG rating it was portrayed as being safe for very small kids to see, which clearly wasn't the case.

    Similarly, the Lord Of The Rings movies got PG ratings too, when the content deserved a 12A classification: these movies aren't the sort of thing that every five year-old will sit through without getting unduly scared or having nightmares about for days.

    On a related note, I'll just say that anyone who takes kids aged 2-6 to a three hour long film in the cinema is either very stupid or a sadomasochist. Kids that age can't sit still silently for that period of time: they'll cry, scream, constantly need to go to the bathroom, etc. This might not bother you but it sure as hell will bother anyone else trying to watch the film. Yet every time I went to watch a LOTR movie, even in the evening, there were parents doing this very thing. If this is you, or if this is someone you know, please, don't do it again.

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    1. Re:Pretty much the same in Britain... by rs79 · · Score: 1

      This is the country that showed (at least scenes of) full frontal nudity - Oh Calcutta! - on TV in 1970 ? Gak.

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    2. Re:Pretty much the same in Britain... by corvair2k1 · · Score: 1

      Actually, NC-17s are strictly enforced. R and PG/PG-13 are with parental escort.

    3. Re:Pretty much the same in Britain... by xgamer04 · · Score: 1

      et every time I went to watch a LOTR movie, even in the evening, there were parents doing this very thing.

      I was more perplexed by the parents who brought thier 8-year-old to The Passion.

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    4. Re:Pretty much the same in Britain... by payndz · · Score: 1
      I'll just say that anyone who takes kids aged 2-6 to a three hour long film in the cinema is either very stupid or a sadomasochist. Kids that age can't sit still silently for that period of time: they'll cry, scream, constantly need to go to the bathroom, etc. This might not bother you but it sure as hell will bother anyone else trying to watch the film. Yet every time I went to watch a LOTR movie, even in the evening, there were parents doing this very thing.

      I went to see The Two Towers with a friend from work on a Saturday afternoon. We were sitting in the middle of the cinema, about a third of the way from the front: the prime spot. The cinema wasn't all that crowded.

      A family comes in - dad, mum, three small children (aged maybe 1-6). They sat down on the same row as us. The dad then goes and sits at the front, on his own. This should have warned us!

      Over the course of the next hour or so, the kids are talking, fidgeting, kicking seats, running up and down the aisle, etc. Eventually, my friend had had enough and moved seats. I was just about able to tune the kids out, so I stayed put.

      I didn't realise until I met him after the end of the film that the last straw for him was when the mother started breast-feeding the baby!

      Weirdest thing I've *ever* seen in a cinema - a couple came in, sat on the front row, and unwrapped some fish and chips, put the food on plates that they'd brought in with them, and started eating - with cutlery that they'd also brought! (Rustling crisp packets during a film is one thing, but clinking cutlery?) Then, once they'd finished, they got up and left. This was after about 20 minutes. So they'd paid over six pounds each just to sit in a cinema and eat, not even watching the film!

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  63. The myth of PG-13 by keyshawn632 · · Score: 2, Informative

    As a movie employee, I see this myth being held by many, especially young, afraid adolescents; the myth you have to be at least 13 or with an adult to see a PG-13 movie.
    The actual guideline (that the MPAA doesn't really like to promote) is that the
    PG-13 rating still allows those under 13 to be admitted without a parent or guardian
    source: http://www.mpaa.org/movieratings/about/content5.ht m

    I'm even though a little surprised that PG-13 allow to get away with the RTFM word [In alien v. predator]; though it was used only briefly.
    As for the article, it's accurate. I've seen customers turned off of a movie, who hold that a PG movie is mere anime and for little kiddies. [Napoleon Dynamite is one example]

    Summary - Parents find out what your kids are watching; Tweens - don't feel bad sneaking into R-Rated movies. It's fun when me and fellow teenage workers watch your dissapointed & shockedlooks when you get kicked out. ^_^

  64. Lost in Translation? by MorePower · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Could somebody please tell me what I was enjoy/be entertained/learn from Lost in Translation? Personnally I want to sue the film makers to get those hours of my life back.

    Summary: Two people in unhappy marriages are bored to tears in Tokoyo. We know they're lives are boring because the director bores us to tears watching them do nothing. The fall in love (but never consumate it) and are dreading going back to their normal lives. Suddenly at the last second, the guy wispers something (inaudible) to the girl and they both go magically smiley happy back to thier normal lives.

    Other than a few tame chuckles at the Japanese and their trouble with English, it was the most boring, pointless movie ever.

    1. Re:Lost in Translation? by jacexpo069 · · Score: 1

      For you to get it, you have to travel a bit to a foreign city. When business was good, I managed to travel to many different foreign exotic places. Even if they were exotic, it was horrible. The hotel room in any major city is the same as any other hotel room. Since I am there on business, there is not much time for tourism. So, I really really identified with the movie, and the hopelessness of being away.

    2. Re:Lost in Translation? by vegetasaiyajin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Summary: Two people in unhappy marriages are bored to tears in Tokoyo. We know they're lives are boring because the director bores us to tears watching them do nothing. The fall in love (but never consumate it) and are dreading going back to their normal lives. Suddenly at the last second, the guy wispers something (inaudible) to the girl and they both go magically smiley happy back to thier normal lives.

      Man, you actually watched that crap until the end!
      It's one of the most boring movies I have ever seen.
      You must be very strong to stay awake all that time.
      I rented a pirated version of it (the usual way to rent current movies in my country) and after about 30 or 40 minutes I fell asleep.
      Nevertheless, I don't complain about it. I only spent $1 to rent it and it helped me sleep earlier that day.
      IIRC, this atrocity was nominated for the Oscars. I don't know what criteria they use these days....

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    3. Re:Lost in Translation? by Surlyboi · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, for a lot of people, the best of this movie was, indeed, lost in translation. Those of us that have lived and worked in Tokyo or another foreign city get a lot more out of it. There were a lot of little moments that, without the context of having been in a place where you really don't fit in completely, will fly right over a watcher's head.

      Not that I'm making excuses for the movie, but the themes in it definitely work better when one has context.

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    4. Re:Lost in Translation? by techwolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ack, you missed the directors cut. Just after he whispers to the girl, space monkeys start attacking!

      (Bows to Eddie)

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    5. Re:Lost in Translation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh...man...that movie was just so dull. The only reason I saw it was because I went to see it with my then-girlfriend. The fact that I could understand a shred of the Japanese, as well as some cultural stuff in there helped out a little, but overall, it bored me to death. And I guess my relationship was in its dying days then, so it wasn't even a really enjoyable time. I want those 2 hours of my life back - I really would have liked to have spent them in better pursuits (or at the very least, a better movie).

    6. Re:Lost in Translation? by 808140 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I thought this movie was great. I live in east asia (though not in Tokyo), and virtually all the expats I've met that have lived out here for a reasonable amount of time thought this movie was great, too.

      The director -- Sophia Coppola was it? -- apparently lived in Tokyo for sometime, and used her experiences when making the movie. Whatever it was, it really shines through. No matter how enculturated you become (for example, I've lived in Shanghai for years now, speak Chinese, and am possibly now more comfortable with Chinese culture than the one I was born with), there are always these hopeless times where you realize that no amount of xenophelia will ever make you fit in, and that you will always be an outsider, if only because of your race.

      Lost in Translation captures this feeling of hopelessness in such an incredibly poetic way.

      Most of the people I've discussed this movie with that didn't like it (and sibling posts bear this out) seem to be mostly concerned with the fact that the film has the slow pace of real life rather than the accelerated pace of Hollywood blockbusters. It's really much more like a French film than an American one, I think, in terms of pace and style.

      If you're not into that sort of thing, well... what can I tell you?

      But understand that you are probably not the intended audience of this movie. It's about culture shock, and if you haven't experienced culture shock, you probably aren't going to identify with it.

    7. Re:Lost in Translation? by (54)T-Dub · · Score: 1

      I've never even been to east asia (though I'm spending December there) so that wasn't was resonated in me about the film. I loved the subtly of Sophia's directing. It was all about what wasn't said and they left it up to our intelect to figure it out. That kept the movie going for me. I also felt like she didn't dwell on any one scene too much. Just when the scene might get old she cut to a new one and let us figure out what was in between. She didn't hold your hand through the entire film and lay it out for you. To some this is boring, to me it is masterful.

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    8. Re:Lost in Translation? by TheLittleJetson · · Score: 1

      i'd have to agree with you. lord knows i love watching the japanese do what they do best: be wacky. ...but yeah, the whole thing really dragged on with little artistic value to make up for it. (it was certainly no 2001, it wasn't even napoleon dynamite!) i've heard the explainations already, i just don't think they made up for how slow the film was. then again, i'm only 23 so i guess it's only natural that i wouldn't give a shit about someone's mid-life crisis. they're unpleasant. i get it. so is a root canal, doesn't mean i want to watch a 90 minute film depicting it.

    9. Re:Lost in Translation? by TheLittleJetson · · Score: 1

      IIRC, this atrocity was nominated for the Oscars. I don't know what criteria they use these days....

      Yeah, not only was it nominated, but Bill Murray thought he had it in the bag or something -- he looked really pissed when they didn't announce him. I've heard he's got a big ego, but come on... Didn't he see the film??? :-P

  65. PG-13 was a nice invention, but... by Zareste · · Score: 1

    ..you can't expect the MPAA to do anything without stripping people of more rights, can you? So of course they had to make PG-13 and 'R' and apply the classic law of 'kids are sub-human things that should only watch what we decide they should watch' and put age-restrictions on theaters, just to ensure that kids don't leave their cages.

    Oh yay, let's celebrate a great milestone in thought control.

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  66. The Irish and British systems by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

    There are at least 5 different ratings - allowing much greater flexibility.

    G (Irl, General) - U (UK, Universal)
    PG (Irl, UK, Parental Guidance)
    12PG (Irl, over 12s only, or under with a parent/guardian) - 12 (UK, over 12s)
    15PG (Irl, over 15s only, or under with a parent/guardian) - 15 (UK, over 15s)
    18 (Irl, UK, over 18s)

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    1. Re:The Irish and British systems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least in the U.K there are also:

      Uc - Universal, especially suitable for children.
      R - Restricted, higher rating than an 18, usually reserved for porn.
      E - An unoffical rating used by some to mark Educational films which are exempt from rating. Putting an "E" on the side of the DVD or cassete case is less confusing to the customer than putting nothing at all, apparently.

  67. I thought it was all because of Short Round by AgentGray · · Score: 1

    He was the greatest. Went on to become a Goonie.

    "Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love. We've got company."

    "I'm very little! You cheat very big!"

    "Hey, lady! You call him Dr. Jones!"

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  68. My favorite pg-13 flick: Natl Lampoon's European by pappy97 · · Score: 1

    This flick has to be the easist way for boys to see breasts in a film they can easily rent at a video store. I remember being a kid dying to see this flick because it had TONS of nudity, especially for a PG-13 movie.

  69. Maybe 20 years is long enough. by Coupons · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've never seen a rating system for books - thank God. Some popular music is dissed for sex, obscenity, etc., but a rating system? Why are movies special?

    Let the film makers make the flick they want to make. ASSume the flicks are viewable by those who have reached the age of majority. Most film makers are already required to shoot alternate footage for the TV version. With digital distribution to theaters (How are we coming on that?) let the theaters show the different versions at different times of the day.

    I don't want my media censored. At the same time, I'm weary of writers, musicians and film makers who act like little kids and try to see what they can get away with just for the sake of doing it.

    If you don't want to watch something, fine, don't watch it, but you don't have the right to stop me from watching it, so bugger off.

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    1. Re:Maybe 20 years is long enough. by JazzManDRP · · Score: 2, Interesting
      This is not "Interesting", this is "Ignorant." Rating schemes are not there to stop you watching things you want to watch. If (and I stress if) you're of mature age, you can watch any film you like. The rating is there to give some protection to people who aren't mature enough to make that decision for themselves.

      Censorship is a different kettle of fish, and has nothing to do with sticking a PG-13 or any other cert on a film - or a game, or a CD, or a book.

      And what is the "age of majority," anyway?

    2. Re:Maybe 20 years is long enough. by Coupons · · Score: 1

      Age Of Majority

      DVD comentaries are peppered with "We had to take this out." "We had to change that to show in England." "For some reason we were required to do abc while xyz was perfectly ok." Sounds a lot like prior restraint, though film makers do it "voluntarily" to avoid economic suicide.

      I can't watch any film I like if it is not allowed to be made in the first place.

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    3. Re:Maybe 20 years is long enough. by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Wow... What a load of crap...

      First of all, movies aren't special... You don't see Playboy in libraries, or on the shelves in bookstores. Not exactly a book, I realize, but makes explaining much simpler.

      Movies used-to be the way books currently are... Either books have nothing more than PG-content, or they are essentially banned. Movies once had to be very mild, or they wouldn't be allowed at all. It's the current ratings system that allows someone to make a raunchy movie, while showing Disney movies in the theatre.

      Your rant about ratings is completely mis-placed. A studio can put absolutely any content in their movie, and it will get an appropriate rating. Ratings DO NOT demand that they add or remove anything. It's only when the studio's bean-counter says that they can make much more money if they have a lower rating, that studios decide to cut some content in order to get a lower rating.

      Unless you are advocating that 5-year-olds should be allowed to go, unsupervised into a theatre showing porn, I don't see how you could possibly have any problem with ratings.

      Shame on the mod who gave you a +1, for that stupid, terribly written post, with nothing at all to say...

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  70. Poltergeist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I can't believe they didn't mention Poltergeist. I don't remember how old I was, but it scared the living crap out of me when that guy tore all the skin off his face. I was so afraid from that point on I had to leave the theater.

    1. Re:Poltergeist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ah sweet, I got a mod :-P

      I think the idea of a person going so insane to the point of doing bodily damage to themselves is what was so frightening about it. Just the total loss of control of oneself. The part in Texas Chainsaw Massacre when the guy cut himself with that knife in the van...my friend was complaining about how the blood was coming out of the knife, but I was freaked out by the concept of it, not the actuality. The part in Hellraiser 2 I think it was, where the doctor took the straightjacket off that crazy guy and he was hallucinating, thinking his skin was infested with maggots, whereupon the doctor handed him that razor and he proceeded to hack the hell out of himself trying to get these maggots off of him - that still freaks me out when I think of it.

      The idea of losing control of myself is completely frightening to me.

    2. Re:Poltergeist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you manage to deal with the mind-control rays that CIA keeps broadcasting from Uranus? Doesn't it bother you that they make you behave, all the time? They've even replaced the tin in tinfoil with aluminum, just to prevent people from avoiding the rays!

  71. The cause of the PG-13 "scandal" by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    That's because there wasn't a PG-13 rating at the time. Guess what the cause of the PG-13 rating was? The bare breast in Clash of the Titans. It caused such an uproar that the PG-13 rating was instituted because a bare breast would corrupt all those blood and gore viewing young men. They actually wanted to rate Clash of the Titans 'R', but couldn't, because it didn't meet the requirements.

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  72. I have been to foriegn cities by MorePower · · Score: 1

    I've been stuck in hotels in Hong Kong and Malaysia. It is boring. But watching other people be bored is even worse. Why do I need a movie to show me what bordom is like? I watched the DVD because I was already bored and hoped to aleviate my boredom.

    Plus, these characters take bordom to a whole new level. They seem to be even more bored by their normal lives and don't want to go back, at least until the guy whispers whatever he said and deus-ex-machina suddenly life is smiles and happiness as they leave, never to see each other again!

  73. 13 on 20 by lposeidon · · Score: 0

    how can it be 20? but is only for 13 yr olds. so they can watch the pg 17 movies now?

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  74. Truthfully, by IANAAC · · Score: 1
    I don't think ratings mean all that much these days. Last weekend I went to see Exorcist, the Beginning. Looking at the audience, you would have thought I wandered into a Disney film. Really. I counted 30 kids that were WELL under 10 years old, some looked as young as five - all with their parents or some other older person.

    I know I'm getting old and sound just like my father, but Jeezus. I can't imagine me being that age and sitting next to my parents watching something like that. Would never have happened. And if I'd somehow managed to get an older sibling to sneak me in, we both would have been ass-whooped when we got home.

    Times have indeed changed. Kids are exposed to so much more than I was at their age.

    1. Re:Truthfully, by Izago909 · · Score: 1

      Times have indeed changed. Kids are exposed to so much more than I was at their age.

      It's not that times are changing as much as it is your better perception at your now older age. My parents took me to see the first Alien movie when I was very young. In fact it's one of my earliest memories. I also know I'm not alone in this; I've talked to many people in my life who echo this. What's more is that, barring a few indiscretions in college, I grew up to be a well adjusted adult. I may be a bit desensitized, but in modern society that's actually a benefit. The first person you want to see in an emergency is someone who can keep their head.

      All in all, I'm not sure that I believe the philosophy that kids are empty containers waiting to be filled by whatever they come in contact with. Sure, what they see can affect them, but a reasonable person can also compare two things and decide which is best. One thing kids are never given credit for is how rapidly they mature compared to decades ago. Compare a 17 year old from the 50's and one from today. Not counting social graces, the modern teen will probably be more aware of the world around them.

  75. Re:PG-13 The best/worst thing to happen to movies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, we've really lost something by not getting more Porky's

  76. ... and 20 years later, it's meaningless. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    20 years after PG-13 came out, the rating is now functionally meaningless.

    The content in PG-13 films is now well above what your average R film was 20 years ago. Nudity, vulgarity, swearing (even 'fuck'), and violence are all relatively common PG-13 trends.

    Not only that, but there's hardly anyone that gives a damn about PG-13 anyway - unless they've got very, very little kids (4, 5?). Look at "American Pie", "Scary Movie" and the slew of other (shitty) teenage films. They're evidently targeted at those that idolize the teenage years of life - namely, middle schoolers.

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    1. Re:... and 20 years later, it's meaningless. by rritterson · · Score: 2, Informative

      Except that American Pie and Scary Movie are both rated R...

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    2. Re:... and 20 years later, it's meaningless. by Magius_AR · · Score: 1
      Look at "American Pie", "Scary Movie" and the slew of other (shitty) teenage films. They're evidently targeted at those that idolize the teenage years of life - namely, middle schoolers.
      Ya know, though I'd agree there's a whole slew of "shitty" teenage movies, I definitely wouldn't rate American Pie as one of them. Can't Hardly Wait was another excellent "teen" movie, one of the first of the modern genre if I'm not mistaken.

      And many people, including those in their college years/post college years like to remember with longing or at least fond remembrance the goofiness and random sexual proclivities of their youth (face it, college is alot of the same to the most degree, only with more booze and even less sense in alot of cases). So I also don't agree that these movies only appeal (or are targeting only) at middle schoolers.

  77. Let's hear it for PG-13.... by Control-Z · · Score: 1

    ...the movie rating equivalent of the "Elevated" terror alert level. Somewhat dangerous, but nothing too bad.

  78. Gremlins by ReadParse · · Score: 1

    Man, Gremlins needed that rating. That was some fsck'd up #!/sh -- they were freaky. I remember the launching of that rating and it has been a good thing. I say that as a kid who was 13 when it came out and now as a parent of young children. It's helpful.

    Of course, guys a couple of years younger than me might have a different report. Obviously, being 13 at the time, I didn't see any down side.

    Temple of Doom needed it pretty badly also. I remember the eyeballs in the soup or something like that :)

    RP

  79. The Falmingo Kid, not Red Dawn by WorselWorsel · · Score: 1

    The Flamingo Kid was the first move to receive the PG-13 rating, Red Dawn was the first movie released with the rating.

    1. Re:The Falmingo Kid, not Red Dawn by Yert · · Score: 1

      I was thinking that the whole "Spielberg invented PG-13" thing was a little fishy. I pulled out my copy of Red Dawn, and it boldly claims that it is the first film to recieve a PG-13 rating, with Dreamscape being the second.

      Unfortunately, IMDB just gives the year of release, so I can't prove/disprove this, but at least CNN gives some credit with the trivia question. IMDB does, however, back up your claim in the trivia section for Red Dawn.

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  80. US Catholic Bishop's Movie Rating System by talleyrand · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Here's the US Catholic Bishop's Movie Reviews scale
    • A-I -- general patronage;
    • A-II -- adults and adolescents;
    • A-III -- adults;
    • L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find troubling. L replaces the previous classification, A-IV. O -- morally offensive.

    I always enjoyed reading their view on movies, it was usually the only reason I'd pick up the Catholic Key each week. Not that it ever stopped me from viewing them, but it was nice to know what they found offensive in them. The write-ups can be rather amusing in a stuffy sort of way.

    Harold & Kumar go to White Castle
    "Danny Leiner's road picture makes pretensions of social commentary concerning race and identity, but the only race it seems to care about is a race to the bottom, shamelessly finding humor in a story built around getting high while behind the wheel of a car. Recurring drug use, two instances of frontal nudity, much rough and crude language, as well as strong sexual and bathroom humor."

    Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie
    "Incoherent animated action adventure about a teenager named Yugi....this dizzying and disjointed mess is little more than a 90-minute commercial for "Yu-Gi-Oh!" products."

    Gigli (you asked)
    "Stale romantic comedy about a low-level leg-breaker (Ben Affleck) who falls for a beautiful lesbian mob enforcer (Jennifer Lopez) hired to assist him in kidnapping a federal prosecutor's mentally handicapped brother. Lopez and Affleck exhibit more fizzle than sizzle in this overhyped clunker written and directed by Martin Brest, full of forced lewd humor and fueled by a distorted suggestion that sexuality is a malleable social construct and a casual endorsement of homosexual activity. A sexual encounter, excessive sexually explicit and rough language, as well as profanity and brief strong violence. O -- morally offensive."

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  81. Why does it seem... by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

    Why are so many productions shot in my neck of the woods? Most people think of San Pedro as the ass end of Los Angeles, but there are some familiar landmarks that appear in Usual Suspects. I don't have good shots of the cargo docks, but those feature quite prominently as well.

    I see signs up for cast members of various productions, nailed to telephone poles, on a more or less daily basis. Sometimes there are production trailers camped out at the park at the end of our street. Today's signs just off the 110 freeway just said "ORANGE". Is there somewhere I can look up what productions are listed by such odd abbreviations?

    Mal-2

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  82. If Only I'd Known by jlouderb · · Score: 1

    Watched Indiana Jones with my five-year old son and his six-year old sleep-over buddy tonight. PG-13 just doesn't mean as much as it used to.

    jim

  83. Quebec's oddities by PreDefined · · Score: 1

    Quebec tends to mainly focus on giving violence and language stricter ratings. Either their censors don't care so much about sexual content or they just don't watch some of the things they rate, because I've seen brief nudity in G-rated films in Quebec before. If it's rated 18A in Quebec you can almost be certain that some character in the film is slowly dismembered, that every single word is some variation of a swear word, or that it's practically a prono.

    1. Re:Quebec's oddities by PreDefined · · Score: 1

      Obviously I've been influenced by years of internet forum dwelling and can not escape the 'pr0n' form of spelling.

  84. Flamebait, -1 by Anonymous+Squonk · · Score: 1

    Since when did Slashdot become aintitcoolnews2.com?

  85. Misleading headlines n all ..... by carlmenezes · · Score: 1

    Thought for a second there that PG-13 became PG-20 hehe...now wouldn't THAT be nice lol

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  86. The Christian Right and PG-13 by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

    This site makes for weirdly compelling reading. Check out the scores for Scary Movie and American Psycho...

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  87. Re:My favorite pg-13 flick: Natl Lampoon's Europea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, but it was done artistically with good taste, unlike some of the pablum we get these days.

  88. I'm shocked! by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 3, Funny

    People who are either kids, or are just barely not kids (i.e. most Slashdotters) don't like the rating system! Who woulda thunk it? ;)

    But seriously ... grow up, have a few kids, and I don't think you'll mind having a few voluntary tools to keep them from becoming too coarse and vulger, too fast. Trash doesn't have to actually be harmful for you to want to keep your kids from wallowing in it.

    After all, when that must-see, super duper important movie that the kids simply *have* to see comes out, you could just take them there yourself, you know. Or rent it, since movies come out on video about five minutes after they're released now.

  89. MOD PARENT DOWN, RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's just repeating something from the article... and claiming it as though he's adding something to the discussion... waste of time... mod down!

  90. Fun irony of age by ShogZilla · · Score: 1
    When I was, IIRC, ~14 years old, the movie Re-Animator came out - as a not-rated flick (I believe one of, if not the, first modern(ish; 1984?5?) wide-release movies to be released unrated). It was released NR because it would've received an X if it'd taken a rating. At any rate, it was no sweat for me to get a ticket & see it - not rated, apparently, meant no restrictions on ticket buyers.

    A year or two goes buy; the movie gets re-edited, and re-released with an R rating. I wasn't able to see it on the re-release due to my age. Go figure.

    It's just something which weirded me out at the time.

  91. Billy Elliot and its Rating by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
    I was a bit perplexed when I saw you mentioning Billy Elliot getting a PG-13 rating for language, when the version I have is marked R, but it seems there was an editted version that got the PG-13 rating. I've only seen the R-rated one, and that on DVD, so I've no idea what the theater version was. IMDB does not have an "alternate versions" listing for this movie.

    As for the actual topic of the conversation, I agree that the PG-13 rating isn't really worth much. Either make your movie family friendly and give it a PG rating, or require kids to bring a parent with them. Heck, they can probably explain most of it to the perplexed parent while they're at it...
    Lastly, IMNSHO, the ratings don't mean too much anyhow. They're allowing more and more stuff in PG and PG-13 movies. Bah... evidence of the changing of times, I guess.

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  92. Movies do not suck by kahei · · Score: 2, Insightful


    Good movies are coming out at an alarming rate. In fact, I would say that for the first time since the 60s it is now possible to go to a mainstream cinema and have a high chance of finding a real grownup movie on. Even wide-appeal movies like the Kill Bill movies, Lost in Translation and so on are grown up in the way that 80's movies never were. We have more 'pure art' movies available than ever before, now that Japanese, Chinese and Korean movies are finally actually being shown on screens (admittedly only in big cities). And even the summer blockbusters, lowest of the low in pure trash terms, sometimes contain depths (LoTR, Spiderman, pity about Troy though) that nobody would have dreamed of bothering to add in in the 1980s.

    What's more, from a technical point of view there has never been a greater reserve of knowhow and skilled professionals available. Even a flop like Van Helsing was able to call on cinematography that was really a work of art in it's own right.

    You want Real Art? The usual suspects are doing it: Talk To Her, Dolls. Hollywood's doing it too: The Others, Donnie Darko. But even if you don't want Real Art, the average quality of every grade of movie has moved up SO far since 20 years ago...

    The movies are not dying. Watch a week's worth of multiscreen fodder from 1984 and you will agree with me!

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  93. yeah-good flicks like Napoleon Dynamite!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Napoleon Dynamite"--a very funny film!!!!

  94. Gremlins by Thrymm · · Score: 1

    I seen it when I was 10, with my father the first time, did it scar me? Hell no, I went and seen it 2 more times, with friends. We enjoyed it. As for PG-13 being made to not offend teens who wont see a PG movie. I think thats silly. I feel the studios are marking and editing down their movies so they dont get an R rating. AvP being PG-13? Come on their parents were R!!!! Add the filthy language in!

  95. Keep an eye out for Joss Whedons Serenity by Snaller · · Score: 1

    April 22 - 2005. For the first time in many years, you have the change to see a movie which actually has a plot.

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  96. Will Smith's Naked Rear by PenguiN42 · · Score: 1

    That's the likely reason you'll see Will Smith's naked rear in "I, Robot,"

    But... but... Why couldn't it have been Bridget Moynahan's naked rear, instead?

    Stupid Will Smith...

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  97. Eyes Wide Shut by ripcrd · · Score: 1

    I want to know what happened to the supposedly great masterpiece of Kubrick's career that he worked so long on. This movie positively sucked. I call it a sleeper, because it put me to sleep 3 different times while I tried to watch it. I finally caught it on HBO in full daylight and opened the blinds to force myself to stay awake. How boring can a movie be? Cruise walked down the street for ten minutes. The scenery didn't even look like he was in New York, it screamed of London. I'm just glad I only tried to watch this stinker on video and HBO, but I want those hours of my life back.

    Same goes for HULK of 2003. I want those hours of my life back. They should have paid me to sit through that hideously boring movie. It was like an exposition of slide in and overlay effects that filmmakers could use in the future when they had a script that didn't suck and an actor that wasn't a wooden man. Run away from "movies" like this one.

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  98. Monty Python - Instant Record Collection by slagheap · · Score: 1

    "This recording contains no offensive material apart from four cunts, one clitoris, and foreskin, and as they only appear in this opening introduction, you're past them now."

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  99. Gremlins? Really? by evilviper · · Score: 1

    I find it quite surprising that Gremlins and Indiana Jones are credited with being the cause for the PG-13 rating, and not some of the other movies that were farther over-the-line, such as "Sheena"... The PG-rated movie with full-frontal nudity.

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  100. In other words... by serutan · · Score: 1

    Seven years ago, PG-13 was old enough to get into itself.