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  1. In other news... on The Heretofore Unpublished Letters of Ernest Glitch · · Score: 5, Funny

    It turns out that Aristotle pioneered the use of hyperthreading in x86 microprocessors way back in ancient Greece. Only problem was he couldn't get any decent uptime, what with the lack of electricity and all...

  2. Something tells me... on Clothes Make the Network · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...that this guy was the one at home watching Trek on prom night.

  3. First dibs on Kid-Safe Domain Created · · Score: 1

    I got dibs on porno.kids.us!

  4. Me too... on Build Your Own Linux PVR · · Score: 1

    Yuppers, I'm doing kinda-sorta the same thing. Got my TV tuner card. Video card w/TV-out on the way. Only diff is that I use an "external tuner" to decode stuff, and thus use an infrared dongle (funny word) to tell it what station to shoot too. Oh, and I also have a nifty RF mouse from Logitech so I can scroll around and the like. That is all.

  5. Elf binary? Bah! on The PPK Tiny Programming Results · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wrote a Java class that does it in ...2.3 meg ...and uses half my RAM ...and takes 30 seconds to load ...oh never mind.

  6. Rocket-cart on High Tech Shopping Carts Offer Discounts, Ads · · Score: 1

    As long as they're souping up shopping carts, why not put rockets on 'em, so I can ride the cart to my car at 100mph?

  7. Bah on New EL Touchscreen Remote Control · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What good is a remote that you have to look at to change the channel? No amount of bells and/or whistles will make up for not being able to feel the buttons...

  8. Scraped on Longhorn Server Scrapped · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Oof, I hate it when they scrape MY server plans...

  9. Re:Thats why I like Maxtor...... on Have Fujitsu Harddrives Been Failing in Record Numbers? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have found that an effective way to ventillate an entire computer, including hard drives, is to remove a side of the case an position a desk fanto blow directly into the case at full power. In all seriousness, it's *very* effective. It may be a little noisy, though.

    Personally, I have found that an even more effective way to cool down that red hot 'puter is to simply submerge the sucker in icewater. I tried it with mine a few weeks ago and haven't had a single heat problem since!

  10. Re:NOT! on Flat Screen Monitors Sales to Reign This Year · · Score: 1

    Hey, let 'em predict the impending dominance of LCD screens all they want. More monitors on the market, whether they're overpriced, washed-out LCD's or anything else, drives prices down on all monitors, including the already cheap, perfectly functional CRT's we've been using for decades.

  11. Re:DEAR APPLE... on Bluetooth Enabled External Harddrive · · Score: 1

    P.S.: Also, could you add a keyboard and pointing device and speakers, and keep it small enough to sit on TOP of my LAP?

    P.S.: Also, could you put lasers on the sides so I could zap all those who stand in my way?

  12. Virus on Exchange Email Addresses With A Handshake · · Score: 1

    Gives new meaning to that old story about virii(or is it viruses?) being spread when people shake hands...

  13. Not that it matters anyway... on New MP3 License Terms Demand $0.75 Per Decoder · · Score: 1

    I just heard they shut down Napster, so you pretty soon there won't be any use for MP3 software anyway.

  14. Haiku examples on Haiku vs Spam · · Score: 1

    If you like haiku,
    Go to this cheesy web site.
    It's full of this crap.

  15. Re:Windows Media Player?? on The Day The Music Died: Windows Media and DRM · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, the first mistake was "upgrading" to XP in the first place.

  16. Re:But they aren't the facts... on MIT vs. Las Vegas · · Score: 1

    So too is the fact that machine shuffling just isn't very good for the casinos, except in terms of hands/hour, which whilst it mostly favours the house, also favours the player under certain conditions.

    And what conditions might those be, praytell? Playing against a machine is awful. It effecively removes the "history" of the shoe that allows you to predict future deals.

    P.S.: There's no "u" in "favors", limey!

  17. Last post... on Autonomous Underwater Vehicle Competition · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    so far!

  18. Re:Honesty or idiocy? on Web Services Making Software Coexist? · · Score: 1

    The whole point of "web services" is that pretty much any two networked devices can communicate. WS just says "Use HTTP. Pretty much everything can support that". It says NOTHING about using HTML! You don't use a web browser to talk to a web service. You use a web service client that can generate and understand the XML (probably) that is flying over the wire (or through the air). If your client uses a GUI to display data to a user, it can use whatever language it wants, or maybe just shove data into a database for examination later.

    The motivation behind using HTTP is a dubious one at best. The basic idea is to get around corporate firewalls. This can be liberating, I s'pose, but it's also a security breach. WS is only a big deal 'cuz most PHB's have never written raw socket code, but all of them have used a web browser.

  19. Re:Your design process is the real disaster recipe on Software Engineering at Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Well, it's gotta be _somebody's_ fault...

  20. Yeah, but... on The Mod Squad · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...how many games do you really want to see the characters naked in?

  21. Professional game testers on Video Games Found To Decrease Brain Activity · · Score: 5, Funny

    This doesn't bode well for professional game testers. They oughta get some kind of hazard pay for their weakening intellect.

  22. And worse still... on Data Mining, Cocaine and Secrecy · · Score: 1

    ...agents also found on the mainframe over 300 music files in MP3 format. The RIAA estimates that this collection was responsible for some $15 billion in lost music sales.

  23. As if... on Philips Blue Laser Itty Bitty Disc Drive · · Score: 1

    ...it isn't hard enough to lose backup CD's as it stands.

  24. Citizenry react on Matrix Reloaded Filming Wants to Shut Sydney Down · · Score: 0, Funny

    Sydney dude #1: What the..?
    Sydney dude #2: Ack! The Matrix has us!

  25. "You mean... on Feasibility of Linux for Public-Access Labs? · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...I can't play minesweeper? What kind of lab is this?"