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New EL Touchscreen Remote Control

raminf writes "Stumbled across the Kameleon -- a new remote control device from Univeral Electronics. The interface is a blank electro-luminescent touch-screen. The 'buttons' are animated graphics drawn to match any device you choose . You can update new device interfaces via a modem (specs aren't clear how exactly). You can also define 'macro' buttons to do multiple tasks with one button. Apparently it also has a built-in motion-sensor and turns itself on when you pick it up. You can't buy it directly in the U.S. yet. Here's a British web-site that carries it and has some specs and a picture. Here's the company press release. RadioShack has announced they'll be carrying it retail pretty soon."

195 comments

  1. Strange by CyberMonk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is it just me, or does that animated GIF give the appearance that the controller changes size (as far as its height is concerned)?

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    1. Re:Strange by meatcycle · · Score: 1

      No, it's not just you.

      Pay attention to the brand name at the very bottom of the remote. You can see it shifting around.

    2. Re:Strange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >hey that thing looks like it would work great... IN MY ASS

      Yeah, with that light it emits you'd be able to find it inside that cavernous area pretty easily, huh sport? :-)

    3. Re:Strange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why do you comment on this kind of stuff. so they can't make an animated gif..so what. its not interesting.

  2. Sounds nice. by uninet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I seem to remember another device like this, but this one does look very nice. I wonder how much RadioShack will charge for it? Probably more than I want to know. I guess there is a "remote" chance I'll actually be willing to pay the price for one.

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    1. Re:Sounds nice. by Uninformed+Jester · · Score: 1

      RadioShack is selling it for about $60. I think this price is way better than the Universal Remote Commander Sony is selling for $200, but then again I'm probably getting some features in the Sony remote that I won't get with the Kameleon.

    2. Re:Sounds nice. by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 3, Funny
      Still too expensive, you can get a used Palm III for that price. The Palm with the OmniRemote app is quite powerful. I used to program mine as an alarm clock. When it was time to wake up, the Palm would first set the volume of my amp to zero, start the CD player and then gradually increase the amp's volume over several minutes. You were bound to wake up at some point :). Really spooky to see the volume knob rotate all by itself ...

      Of course, it was also ideal for pranks. I'd put the palm on top of the cupboard, so it was difficult to see, and then programmed it to switch TV channels at prime time ... lots o' fun.

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  3. But can it withstand.... by Dinjay · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The drop test, the fluid contamination tests? This thing looks way too fragile.

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    1. Re:But can it withstand.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I the only one that saw "fluid contamination test" and though of urine?

    2. Re:But can it withstand.... by Dinjay · · Score: 1

      > Am I the only one that saw "fluid contamination > test" and though of urine?

      I was actually thinking of bourbon, Coke or water (in that order), but I guess it depends on your personal habits.

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    3. Re:But can it withstand.... by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2

      Years ago (92?)I had a JVC(?) LCD remote. many buttons, and a programmable screen. It worked well until the first glass of wine spilled on it.

    4. Re:But can it withstand.... by G-funk · · Score: 1

      MyWrstNtmr?

      NYrNt. MyWrstNtmrsWkngpWthtMyPns

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    5. Re:But can it withstand.... by JeremyALogan · · Score: 1

      I can't comment on this particular remote, but my experience with this company's remotes isn't that great. I've had two of their remotes and they both broke w/in a month of purchase (drop test... my 13-14 year old little brother lived w/ me at the time). As for fluid contamination... didn't last long enough to have a chance at that one (we had a remote for a Zenith TV live through getting dropped in a toilet bowl... don't ask).

    6. Re:But can it withstand.... by WkngpWthtMyPns · · Score: 1

      PWND! 0WN3D! PH33R! hahahaha I couldn't resist... :)

  4. Umm by Slashdotess · · Score: 2, Informative

    Didn't Sony release a product like this years ago?

    Also, Philips just released a similar remote, except some keys are not on an LCD. Its called the Pronto. More at http://www.pronto.philips.com.

    1. Re:Umm by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 5, Informative

      Philips didn't just release the Pronto. It's literally been around for years.

      And the Sony device is totally different. This device and the Pronto use a true LCD display, a la Palm Pilot. The Sony device just uses a backlit template with buttons drawn on it. Depending on your device selection, some buttons are lit and some aren't. Your CD player will have a "play" button, but your TV won't, for instance. But you can't really change the labels of the buttons or anything about their arrangement.

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    2. Re:Umm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yesm and the pronto hooks up to your computer for mad hacking options. I currently have a computer hooked up to the tv that has *nothing* attached to it. Using the lirc packages (lirc.org) I can control my X mouse and everythign with the rmeote control. I have the pronto set up to be a blank screen and I move a stylus around on it to simulate mouse movement in X....makes a killer home theater mp3/ogg player.

    3. Re:Umm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had the unfortunate experience of programming a Pronto for a customer once. You wouldn't believe how hard it was to get the thing completely programmed without it freezing and reseting itself, not to mention how often it wouldn't take the remote's signals correctly, or certain (virtual) buttons would not work, etc. Besides that, it's not any faster than picking up a regular remote and hitting the button.. plus it's fairly expensive and heavy.. Blech.

    4. Re:Umm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No the sony one is almost exactally the same as this, except for it uses a set grid for buttons and is a different form factor.

      This remote only has six different set of LCD buttons it can display, base don mode, quite similiar, but a bit more advanced than the old Sony which has been around since the mid-90's.

    5. Re:Umm by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      Okay, so both this remote and the Sony one are similar, while the Pronto is different from both of them.

      (I have one of the original Sony Remote Commanders here someplace. I don't remember unpacking it after I moved into the new house this past summer. Strange that I never thought of it until now. I guess that's a sign that I never really needed it. What a waste of money that was.)

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    6. Re:Umm by tang · · Score: 1

      The pronto has been out for awhile. It looks like the big difference between this and the pronto, is the pronto has no "defined" buttons really. That means you can make the buttons any shape/thing you want by editing bitmaps. This has the buttons already defined and you just assign them. I use the Marantz rc3200, basically a rebranded pronto device. You hook it up to your PC via serial port. Then you can drag and drop buttons and labels onto a template to create different screens.
      Its very very useful.

    7. Re:Umm by shadowj · · Score: 3, Informative
      I've had a Pronto for two or three years now. Not badly executed... it suffers from a lack of tactile feedback, though. You have to LOOK at the panel before you tap a command, as opposed to a conventional remote where you can FEEL the button.

      My housemate has one of the Sony devices... it's incredibly difficult to program, but usable once you've managed it.

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  5. anyone notice a custome feature? by pyrote · · Score: 1

    I like the idea, but it seems a waste if you can't make a custom interface. downloading interfaces is all good, but I think I can do a better job integrating all my functions.

    I may want stereo volume, dvd menus, and tv power all on one screen.

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    1. Re:anyone notice a custome feature? by pyrote · · Score: 1

      ahh...look at the pic before posting... looks good, but it's nothing more than a fancy LCD game and watch type display..nothing dynamic about it. Call me when it's a pixel matrix I can draw out my controls like palm.

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    2. Re:anyone notice a custome feature? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      Google for Philips Pronto. Been around since the 90's.

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    3. Re:anyone notice a custome feature? by pyrote · · Score: 1

      ya my friend had one of those...which brings me to wonder...why is /. all yippie about this device? is it the EL back light?

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    4. Re:anyone notice a custome feature? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      why is /. all yippie about this device?

      Are you new here? Slashdot is often all yippie about things for no good reason.

      Or, to put it another way, "slow news day."

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  6. X-10? by TokyoBoy · · Score: 1

    Anyone know if this is capable of controling X-10 devices? I realize that I can get an ir -> X-10 device but it would be nice if more remotes contained the poor man's home automation: X-10 functionality.

    1. Re:X-10? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As in the cameras? You've got to be joking...

    2. Re:X-10? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any programmable remote control should be able to control X10 devices as long as you have one of those X10 Infrared receivers (in which case, you've presumably already got a remote too).

    3. Re:X-10? by march · · Score: 1

      X-10 uses RF, not IR. You need a converter (which they sell).

    4. Re:X-10? by lydic · · Score: 0

      Actually, X-10 uses carrier current to control devices (Lamp & Appliance Modules, etc.). The RF & IR are only used to control the controllers. Yes, the camera ads are a pain but the original technology controls most of my house and farm (fairly reliably).

    5. Re:X-10? by march · · Score: 1

      My mistake for not clarifying.... Yes, X-10 uses carrier line signals, but in the context of the original poster re: remotes, the X-10 receivers use RF.

      And, damn, I hate their website!

  7. Update via modem by dfn5 · · Score: 3, Funny

    So when I go on a business trip I can dial back into my remote and reconfigure it? And I thought checking my email was cool.

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  8. Yeah by redhotchil · · Score: 1, Informative

    Yeah the one by Sony is called the "Sony 18-Device LCD Remote With Learning Function"..

    They sell it on amazon here and review here

    Sweet stuff

  9. buttons drawn? by Alrescha · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My interpretation of the web page says that the keys are pre-defined, and only the appropriate ones are displayed ('lit', perhaps?). In my mind, this is different from 'drawn' which implies a different level of sophistication.

    It does look cool, and the auto-on motion detection is a nice touch.

    A.

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    1. Re:buttons drawn? by Hawaiian+Lion · · Score: 1

      Just to confirm from the company's official press release:


      Kameleon's signature backlighting also provides a bright and vivid display for easy viewing, and the animated graphics on the display give a quick visual feedback of the controller's status.


      I perused and perused, there is NO mention of user customization of the animated graphics. Don't make this remote to be more (or less) than it is.

      Aron

    2. Re:buttons drawn? by penfold69 · · Score: 1

      This development is making me think of Star Trek bridge controls.

      According to the Star Trek TNG Encyclopaedia, the Bridge Controls automatically adapt to the function being performed.

      Now that's all very well, but I expect my 'Channel Up' button to be in the same place ever time. If we start getting adaptive controls who says where these buttons are going to end up?!

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    3. Re:buttons drawn? by Flish · · Score: 1

      It does look cool, and the auto-on motion detection is a nice touch.

      Mostly yeah, however have to put it on the mantel when watching DVD's as the Bass from the subwoofer shakes the floor/table too much so won't turn off!

      Could be just me going deaf though :-(

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  10. Hmm... by blitzoid · · Score: 1

    I seem to remember a similar remote control (With nowhere near this amount of features, though), and it was REALLY easy to get fingerprints all over it. Hopefully this thing is easy to clean.

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  11. Mo-dem? by JessLeah · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can update new device interfaces via a modem...

    Mo-dem? What's a mo-dem?... I think I remember Mo-dems...those were those slow things with the blinkylights that we all had before we got residential DSL and cable...right? And you could type +++ATH0 and it e(6`|:fK6@(^*&#~~~NO CARRIER

    1. Re:Mo-dem? by pyrote · · Score: 1

      Good point...unless it can plug into my Cell phone, it'll be of no use to me and the others on cablemodems.

      NOTE TO CUSTOMISEABLE DEVICE MANUFACTURERS:
      it's called USB

      I think by now enough people are more likely to have a computer than a phone line, atleast in the market this device caters to.

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    2. Re:Mo-dem? by JessLeah · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ooh, please don't just recommend USB like that. USB can be dangerous in the wrong hands.

      The land of USB peripherals seems to be the land of "rolling your own" protocols. For that (and possibly other) reasons, USB support in Linux is pretty sparse. Heck, I have some USB mice (!!!) that refuse to work (namely, the nice, cheap, $6 (but surprisingly high-quality) Kensington Mouse-in-a-Box USB (with scrolly wheel) even as of 2.4.19.

      I'm not quite sure why, but some sorts of ports seem to invite "roll your own protocol"-itis. Parallel ports spawned much of this sort of behavior-- remember all the parallel port scanners, digital cameras, and electric tweezers that came out in the mid-90s? Ditto USB; everything seems to do things its own way.

      Then there's serial. Serial is serial is serial, by and by, it's easy to reverse engineer things (since the tools to do so have been around for decades-- heck, you can just plug a serial device into a dumb terminal and watch the data flow by-- or more likely watch the device try to handshake with a non-existant desktop ;) ) Also SCSI. I've never heard of a modern SCSI scanner brand that ISN'T supported by Linux. ALL modern SCSI CD-ROM drives are supported. ALL SCSI hard drives (since they adhere to the same standard.)

      But step into the world of USB and the picture gets a bit murkier... unless you're running Windows, of course, where all the drivers are available since the hardware manufacturers themselves make it.

      Case in point: I lack a SCSI card in my box at the moment. And I needed a scanner, and didn't want to do any weird diddling with parport scanners. So I decided to go USB. It took me a whole 15 minutes of scanning through dozens, and dozens, and dozens of USB scanner listings on eBay to find one that was supported "stably" (not listed as "experimental" on the SANE page) under Linux/Unix...

    3. Re:Mo-dem? by JessLeah · · Score: 1

      Just had a thought. Actually, a GREAT standard to use here would be CompactFlash (not that silly proprietary MemoryStick stuff. Genuine, pop-into-$10-adaptor-and-shove-into-PCMCIA-slot CompactFlash.)

      The buttonset definitions could be stored as plain text files, designed to be human-readable and human-editable. Something like Windows's INI files...

      [Sony TV]
      button "1": 20x20+0+0, "0x85A6"
      button "2": 20x20+30+0, "0x85A7"
      button "3": ....

      etc...

    4. Re:Mo-dem? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      even as of 2.4.19.

      Ack. I tried to parse this as a date. Had me really stumped for a minute there.

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    5. Re:Mo-dem? by JessLeah · · Score: 1

      (Jessie recompiles libLanguage.so on your brain, and re-installs.) "Can you parse it now?" :) Then your head segfaults. "SPEWWWWwww!"

    6. Re:Mo-dem? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      Dude, I hate to burst your bubble here, but that would be a terrible implementation for this kind of thing. How many people have CompactFlash devices on their computers? Show of hands? Okay, I count... six. Now how many people have USB ports? Woah, that looks like everybody. Except for that guy in the back who still uses an AlphaStation for his PC because he says it's "wicked fast, man."

      And would anybody in his right mind vote for a text-file format for the control and configuration files? No, thanks. I get enough of that crap at work; I wouldn't want to pay for the privilege of coming home and tweaking config files just to get my damned CD player to skip tracks.

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    7. Re:Mo-dem? by pyrote · · Score: 1

      I'm wagering you dual boot. great, USB driver solved.

      I like linux, heck I even consider it superior in many ways. one way I don't find it useful is as a mainstream terminal.

      I hate the way M$oft is marketing it's software, but I as many others have had to admit...it's easier to use. I don't fancy spending 20+ hours a week customizing my interface... Yes I could, but why? so I can have incompatibility problems with all my co-workers and hit-or-miss software and hardware with shitty drivers.

      Unix/linux is tha bomb for servers...but I prefer to USE my computers.

      Besides, all this bitching and moaning is redundant...I'd wager if done correctly...it would be easy as any of these new keychain USB drives. Copy a few config files in and reset the remote. They work fine on Linux.

      and your argument with scanners isn't even valid...it sucks on Windows too. even the M$ drivers fail 50% of the time.

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    8. Re:Mo-dem? by Spyky · · Score: 2

      Well I don't have a Compact Flash adapter either, but like the post said, they are like $10 and plug into USB. They work in Linux much to my suprise.

      A friend was over the other day, and I took some pictures with her digital camera. She didn't have the cable with her (which I know works), but she had a Compact Flash adapter. I gave her a funny look, and said, well might as well give it a try, popped it into a USB port and said, here goes nothing. Much to my suprise, SuSE mounted it as a drive, put it right on my desktop, I copied the pictures off and that was it.

      SWEET!

      -Spyky

    9. Re:Mo-dem? by JessLeah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Dude,

      I'm a girl.

      > How many people have CompactFlash devices on their computers?

      Everyone who owns a laptop. CompactFlash + $10 cheapy adaptor = PCMCIA.

    10. Re:Mo-dem? by JessLeah · · Score: 1

      Actually, I don't dual-boot. I run Debian and only Debian. Well, I do dual-boot if you count the four or five different kernels in my lilo.conf. ;) Color me loony. :)

      But you lost your wager. I hope it was for something good, like a life. I seem to have lost mine... ;) (I might not like Windows much, but Windows people seem to have Lives much more than us old Unix fogeys. I'll grant you that much.)

    11. Re:Mo-dem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as we're being unnecessarily abrupt and argumentative, I feel I should point out that one of your friends you link to from your site has at the top of her personal page:

      COPYRIGHT NOTICE: The material contained here is created and owned by T----- (unless otherwise noted) and protected by international copyright laws and treaties. Original source data is also kept and recognized as proof under said laws and treaties. Unauthorized distribution and/or modifications is strictly prohibited and is punishable by civil penalties and/or imprisonment. Fraudulant ownership claims are also prohibited under international copyright laws and treaties. Fraud by impersonation of unwilling individuals is punishable by civil penalties and/or imprisonment.

      Jeebus. You gals must be a real kick to hang out with.

    12. Re:Mo-dem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      > Dude,

      I'm a girl.


      SHUT IT WHORE!!!

    13. Re:Mo-dem? by pyrote · · Score: 1

      I hate it when a penguin squaks.

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    14. Re:Mo-dem? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      Well I don't have a Compact Flash adapter either, but like the post said, they are like $10 and plug into USB.

      Which raises the question of why compact flash would be a good option for this application. If everybody's going to be using a USB-compact flash adapter anyway (modulo the people who use PCMCIA-compact flash adapters), why not just drop the middleman and use plain old USB with a serial communication protocol?

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    15. Re:Mo-dem? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      I'm a girl.

      I didn't know that, but it wouldn't have made a difference. Where I live, "dude" is a gender-neutral second-person pronoun of address.

      Everyone who owns a laptop. CompactFlash + $10 cheapy adaptor = PCMCIA.

      Your laptop already has USB on it. (Probably.) So, as I asked the other poster in this thread, why not cut out the middle-man? Everybody and his sister will have to adapt compact flash to PCMCIA or to USB anyway, so why make things harder for the customers? Just use USB and one serial communication protocol or another to talk to the device, like you would any similar piece of gear.

      I stand by my call of "terrible idea."

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    16. Re:Mo-dem? by JessLeah · · Score: 1

      Hey, if Hilary Rosen can do it...

      Now you've got me curious to see which of my friends put up that drivel... ;)

      Oh yeah! Taura. Taura can code me straight under a table, so even I won't criticize her for the notice. :)

    17. Re:Mo-dem? by JessLeah · · Score: 1

      Because in addition to the type that are $10 and plug into USB, there are also the type that are $10 and plug into PCMCIA. And several other types besides.

    18. Re:Mo-dem? by JessLeah · · Score: 1

      Well, my laptop does not have USB on it.

      One of my desktops does-- but it runs Debian. And, as mentioned, driver support for USB stuff under Anything But Windows(TM) can be very fickle.

      I can't even use plain old cheap commodity USB mice (I like Kensington Mouse-in-a-Box USBs-- they cost $6 and are actually pretty darned well-made) with Linux. I had to hunt about for quite a bit on eBay to find one of the few Linux-compatible USB scanners. I certainly wouldn't expect a device like this to have a Linux driver any time soon.

      . Like I said before-- I donno why, but certain sorts of ports (the biggest exemplars might be USB and Parallel) seem to encourage companies to "roll their own" protocol... whereas other sorts of ports (e.g. SCSI, plain-old-db9-serial, CF) tend to lead to devices that use plain-Jane, commodity protocols and are easy to write drivers for (without requiring detailed specs from the company, or potentially-illegal-thanks-to-the-DMCA reverse engineering...)

    19. Re:Mo-dem? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      But the point is that everybody will have to have some kind of adapter. That means, chances are, that the manufacturer will be under an unduly amount of pressure to just include the damn adapters in the box, which defeats the whole purpose of using compact flash in the first place.

      Every computer produced for the past umpty-bump years has at least one USB port. No adapters necessary at all. Just plug it in and go. They could even, if they so desired, implement the remote control as a USB mass storage device, and have the configuration software read from and write to it like it was a disk. That implementation would be functionally identical to your compact flash idea, only without all the compact flash mess.

      (Not that I think that would be a good or suitable way to do it; I'm just pointing out that compact flash is, at best, unnecessary in this instance.)

      So explain again, please, why compact flash would be a good way to go at all?

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    20. Re:Mo-dem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Taura can code me straight under a table

      judging by this, that's not saying much:
      Warning: Unable to access /home/jessica/public_html/pagegen.php in /home/twu/users/jb/public_html/about/index.php on line 2

      Warning: Failed opening '/home/jessica/public_html/pagegen.php' for inclusion (include_path='.:/php/includes:/usr/share/php') in /home/twu/users/jb/public_html/about/index.php on line 2

      Fatal error: Call to undefined function: startpage() in /home/twu/users/jb/public_html/about/index.php on line 4
      great home page you've got there, little girl
    21. Re:Mo-dem? by JessLeah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      (plugs a very common brand of USB mouse into her computer. It won't work) "Here's one reason why."

      (plugs a very common brand of USB scanner into her computer. It won't work, and SANE lists its driver as not being available at all, or as being "experimental") "Here's another reason."

      Shall I go on? USB is potentially really bad since, as I've mentioned quite a few times here, USB devices (with a few exceptions) seem to use non-standardized, proprietary, roll-your-own protocols which are difficult (and potentially ILLEGAL, under the DMCA) to reverse-engineer-- so that nice new USB mouse/scanner/can-opener that you bought might not work under anything but Windows.

      Since I don't run Windows, but I still think I have the right to new hardware... well, that's why I dislike USB. Something about it seems to bring out the worst in hardware developers-- at least, in terms of protocols/drivers/support. Most of the nice new whiz-bang USB gizmos in stores do not work under Linux. There's no reason for this to be so, but it is so. You don't have the same problem with serial/SCSI/CompactFlash/PCMCIA devices so much... but support for USB geegaws is VERY iffy and spotty.

      Right now, I'm using a PS/2 (not USB) mouse on my system, PRECISELY because my shiny new USB mice didn't work under 2.4.19...

    22. Re:Mo-dem? by JessLeah · · Score: 1

      My home page is in shambles because I've moved servers, usernames, home directories, and now I'm working on a new site.

      I spend more time working on other peoples' sites (for money) than on mine (for free). It's the only way I can pay the rent, in these lousy economic times.

      Heck, I'm lazy. I'll just put up a "Coming back soon..." page.

    23. Re:Mo-dem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It just gave me the creeps. I felt like I should sign something, or pee into a cup. =p

    24. Re:Mo-dem? by Zagadka · · Score: 1

      So they should use a standard USB protocol rather than a "roll-your-own" protocol. Saying they should completely avoid USB just because they might screw it up is cutting off your nose to spite your face. After all, if a USB CompactFlash reader can be made to work, couldn't the remote work if it used exactly the same protocol?

    25. Re:Mo-dem? by SoLoatWork · · Score: 1

      Modems as in, what 80-90 percent of the world uses to get online. I'm jealous you Bastard. :)

    26. Re:Mo-dem? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      (plugs a very common brand of USB mouse into her computer. It won't work) "Here's one reason why." (plugs a very common brand of USB scanner into her computer. It won't work, and SANE lists its driver as not being available at all, or as being "experimental") "Here's another reason."

      I don't want to sound like an asshole, but these problems are due to your choice of operating system or software. They don't justify making things kludgey for the end-user with compact flash.

      You're damning the entire USB world just because you can't get your mouse to work on your (in my opinion, perverse) choice of operating system. That seems wacky to me.

      In short, universal programmable remote control with USB connection to the computer: good. Vast majority of potential customers happy. Universal programmable remote control with compact flash card that requires adapter for your computer (sold separately): bad. Vast majority of potential customers unhappy, even though one girl (to use your term) happy. Vast majority of potential customers either don't buy, or buy and return upon discovery of the kludgey compact flash thing. Company goes out of business. CEO snaps main spring, goes on rampage. Blood everywhere. Even in the grouting.

      Just my opinion, of course.

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    27. Re:Mo-dem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      excuses, excuses. you'd have an easier time getting your web page working if you weren't using a shitty operating system for masocists, little miss 'i only boot debian.' shit, my six year old sister has her own web page. wtf??????

    28. Re:Mo-dem? by strabo · · Score: 2

      Duh... it's what you plug your Cable TV into, in order to download the internet, right? Right?

    29. Re:Mo-dem? by JessLeah · · Score: 1

      (JessLeah weilds Vorpal Sword +3 and attacks Evil Troll.)

    30. Re:Mo-dem? by JessLeah · · Score: 1

      At one point, in the distant, distant past, I thought SlashDot was a gathering for Unix/Linux/Be/Mac/NON MSFT geeks.

      Quite long ago, I realized that I was mistaken.

      Oh well. Anyhow, you might not run Linux on the desktop, but I do-- for moral reasons as much as for technical ones. But the point is moot; regardless of OS, I think it only fair for hardware manufacturers to disclose their APIs/protocols to everyone (not just MS)-- so we can all use their products.

      It is very irritating when you really want to buy some hot new video-capture card, or sound board, or modem, or (???) and find that it only works with Windows.

      The MS apologists do make quite a bit of noise about "capitalism", but they seem to forget the "free market" part! I do respect capitalism when properly executed-- but forcing me to use Windows in order to use a simple mouse (e.g. my aforementioned Win-Only Kensington Mouse-in-a-Box USB) is just short of insane. Not to mention highly irritating...

    31. Re:Mo-dem? by Symbiosis · · Score: 2, Funny

      I used to have mo-dem. But that that was when I had mo-money. Now I just have no-dem, and the repo man has mo-mo-dem den all-dem.

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    32. Re:Mo-dem? by JessLeah · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah.. I almost forgot.

      "ELENDIL!!!

    33. Re:Mo-dem? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      At one point, in the distant, distant past, I thought SlashDot was a gathering for Unix/Linux/Be/Mac/NON MSFT geeks.

      God, I hope not. I'm no fan of Microsoft's, exactly, but some of the opinions voiced around here about that particular entity give me chills. Some threads get eerily close to torches and pitchforks and a march on Redmond, and I don't care for that. If Slashdot were an anti-Microsoft club only, I'd have to find someplace else to hang out.

      See, my thing is this: I do not care about computer politics. I've taken a good, hard look around and concluded that all the issues that get some computer aficionados up in arms-- the DMCA, DRM, Microsoft, the FSF-- just aren't very important at all, in comparison to the other stuff that's going on in the world. I just don't care about those issues most of the time.

      Consequently, I choose things like what software or operating system I'm going to use based on different criteria from the average (pardon me) zealot. I pick what works best for a given job. My personal, none-of-your-business-so-shut-up-about-it opinion is that Linux is rarely the operating system that's going to work best for a given job. Most stuff that you could do with Linux I prefer to do with Windows, FreeBSD, or Mac OS X. Not for any reason other than that those are the tools that have worked best for me in the past.

      For sake of perspective-- and as a little aside-- let me give you an example of an issue that I do think is worth concerning myself with. It's not earth-shattering, but it qualifies, in my book. I'm a chef, and one of the most prized ingredients in French cooking is foie gras: the hypertrophied liver of a duck or a goose. It's delicious. Scrumptious. Insanely expensive, and worth it. Love the stuff.

      The thing is, though, that there are two ways to produce foie gras: an easy way, and a hard way. The easy way to produce foie gras is to shove a steel tube down a duck's or a goose's throat and force-feed it a mush made primarily of corn three or four times a day. After a month of this, the duck or goose is slaughtered and the liver-- up to a pound and a half of it-- is harvested. When producing foie gras by the easy way, up to one duck or goose in ten is lost to feeding accidents; the birds are over-fed until their stomachs literally burst. A loss of 10% is considered acceptable when using the "easy" method of production.

      The hard method of production is to treat the birds humanely, feeding them a diet primarily made of corn but omitting the force-feedings, and stretching the production cycle for a single liver out over months instead of weeks. I call this "hard" because it makes it very difficult for the farmer to produce foie gras profitably, but there are farms that do it. They charge a premium, too, for humanely raised foie gras.

      So there's my quandary. It's possible to produce foie gras humanely, but it's not easy, and most farms don't do it that way. Instead, most farms do it the easy way to maximize profits at the expense of the birds' welfare.

      As a chef, it's pretty much impossible for me to be an animal rights activist. I believe that eating animals is right and good, and that there's nothing wrong with raising animals just for their meat. But unnecessary cruelty... that gives me pause.

      The net result is that I no longer cook with foie gras. That's a challenge, because I have had to eliminate some recipes from my menu that were really selling well. But to me, it seems that this is the right thing to do.

      That big, long digression served to demonstrate what I consider to be an issue that is fairly trivial in the grand scheme of things, but that I consider to be important enough to act on. This is in contrast to issues like whether or not I use Windows; I consider that to be an issue that's so trivial it's practically non-existent, and therefore I do not consider it to be important enough to act on.

      regardless of OS, I think it only fair for hardware manufacturers to disclose their APIs/protocols to everyone (not just MS)-- so we can all use their products

      Yup. That would be fair. Unfortunately, commerce has nothing to do with fairness. If you would prefer companies to make their APIs public, then I'd encourage you to act on that. Just like me with the liver thing, you should follow your conscience when you think the issue is important enough. But don't jump to the conclusion that companies that use closed APIs are somehow doing something bad or wrong. What they're doing is perfectly okay, even if it's not what you'd prefer.

      I do respect capitalism when properly executed-- but forcing me to use Windows in order to use a simple mouse (e.g. my aforementioned Win-Only Kensington Mouse-in-a-Box USB) is just short of insane.

      First, nobody's forcing you to use Windows for anything. There's no law that says you have to use Windows. You don't have to use a computer at all if you don't want to. You might want to think about being more careful with the word "forcing," because it carries a weight and a connotation that's disproportionate, I think, to the context in this situation.

      With that said, though, making a mouse that only works under Windows is anything but insane. If I were making mice, and it were for some reason easier or more cost-effective for me to make my mice work only with Windows as opposed to with any operating system, then I would make my mice work with Windows only. Because something like 93% of my potential customers-- people with computers-- use Windows. If I can sell to 93% of my market for $X, but it would cost me $X+Y to sell to 6 of the remaining 7%-- for some nontrivial value of Y-- you bet I would make my product Windows-only. That's just smart business.

      Now, the bit about it being "highly irritating," I can't argue with. But if you're going to take the road less traveled, you have to expect that you're going to encounter a few bumps.

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    34. Re:Mo-dem? by Minupla · · Score: 2

      *laughs* Damn, that brings back memories, and reminds me why I had my escape code for my modem set to , back when I was running a BBS on my C-64. Harder for some joker to get into a message that way :).

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    35. Re:Mo-dem? by JessLeah · · Score: 1
      One (wo)man's fight is another (wo)man's non-issue, I suppose...

      You do bring up some excellent points, and I am heartened to see someone who cares about reducing cruelty to animals. That is a beautiful sentiment.

      I am personally no great fan of Linux over any other Unixlike system. FreeBSD is good in my book, as is Mac OS X, as is (insert Unixlike OS here). I dislike Windows more on moral grounds than on technical-- well, that isn't quite true. As of Win2K I disliked it more on moral grounds than on technical. 2K was a nice OS. A bit heavy, but nice, and stable, and compatible with darned near anything. NT 4 was also nice, if a bit more quirky and difficult (but efficient as all heck, even on older hardware).

      XP, on the other hand, is a travesty. Just IMHO-- YMMV greatly. Me, I wish they would just go back to Win2K. Ever since XP came out, I've started to seriously dislike MS's technical actions, as well as their morality (or lack thereof-- you be the judge.)

      But anyhow, really, I don't "like" Unix so much as I "dislike" Microsoft-- and, as noted, for mostly moral reasons.

      Disliking Microsoft on moral grounds doesn't make that much sense to most people. That is because, when viewed in a vacuum, an inexplicable hatred for the most successful software company on Earth seems ... odd. Very odd.

      To understand why I dislike them, you have to look beyond the here and now-- to look at the issue fourth-dimensionally, if you will.

      Basically-- Microsoft is monopolizing segment after segment of the computer field. First OSes, then flight simulators (!!!), then office suites, then they took their stab at joysticks (they've been making most excellent keyboards and mice all along. I can't comment on the joysticks, as I've never played with one. I'm not much of a gamer.)

      This in and of itself isn't bad. What's bad is that Microsoft, like most companies would (as you'd say, "it's good business"), understandably slow the pace of "innovation" (to use their term) when they have achieved an appreciable monopoly.

      To use an example here:
      Somewhere between Win95 and Win98, as I reckon it, Microsoft cemented their 90+% OS monopoly. And thereby stopped producing any real "innovation" in this area. Consider the following:

      • Win95 + bugfixes + more drivers + some stuff from "Microsoft Plus!" + integration of IE, etc = Win98
      • Win98 + bugfixes + more drivers + bloat + more bloat = WinME
      That's not innovation. That's the sort of things that most software packages release as free upgrades.

      Similarly, on the "business-grade" side of the MS OS world: (i.e. the OSes with the NT-based kernels)

      • WinNT + bugfixes + many many more drivers + some stuff from "Microsoft Plus!" + integration of IE, etc + USB support = Win2K
      • Win2K + bugfixes + more drivers + bloat + lots of bloat + candy-coated GUI = WinXP
      There's not much "there" there.

      Windows isn't doing too much exciting or "innovative" any more since MS knows they have a monopoly in the OS world. There's no incentive for them to innovate!

      The case of IE is even worse. After having thoroughly trounced Netscape and Co. in a prolonged "browser war", IE now has a ~95% market share. IE 6 was released in late August 2001. They haven't released 7.0 yet, or 6.5, or even 6.1 (correct me if I'm wrong).

      In fact, rumor seems to be that there will never be an IE 7.

      Instead, they will phase in "MSN Explorer"-- basically IE integrated with MSN's stuff, a la AOL's traditional "browser with tons of other goodies integrated into a nice cutesy interface" software.

      But is slapping a cutesy-wootsy interface on top of Hotmail/Slate/Microsoft Messenger/etc. and glomming it atop IE "innovation"? Or is it primarily a marketing play to push MSN?

      Anyhow. So 'innovation' in the OS field (dominated by MS) has slowed to a crawl. 'Innovation' in the browser field (ditto) has too-- unless you use one of the "alternative" browsers like Mozilla, which thank Goddess are still available, and making rapid headway. But the browser that 95% of the Web uses, IE for Windows, isn't advancing at all. And it's slated to be replaced by MSN Explorer-- a MS marketeer's wet dream.

      MS is making real strides, and creating real "innovation", only in markets where it has not yet achieved dominance. Witness how many nifty things have happened in the world of Windows CE. Only now, as WinCE becomes the De Facto 'Standard' Handheld (the position formerly held by Palm before the Palm people managed to lodge their heads up their rear ends), is this innovation slowing.

      The XBox is faring horridly. You can bet your buttons that MS will come out with something spectacular and new to boost their sagging video game sales.

      Why? Because they are having to compete in that arena (unlike the OS, or browser, or (etc.) arenas).

      When the competition ends, so does the innovation.

      The reason that this concept is so important, and so worth complaining vocally about, is that we're talking about computers here. Computers are the new pencil and paper. They are a part of everyday life, and our development as an advanced technological civilization (or so we think ourselves) depends directly, in very large part, upon computers.

      So as innovation in the entire computing field slowly grinds to a halt as MS dominates area after area after area after area, we will all bear the consequences.

      Our very progress towards technological maturity-- towards the technology that we need to lift us off of our world, colonize space, cure human diseases, extend lifetimes dramatically-- it will be threatened by one single company.

      But I spoke too soon-- actually, the problem with Microsoft is not just Microsoft any more. The Microsoft mindset ("lie, cheat, steal, and claim IP rights on everything you possibly can to get ahead") has spread, like a meme, to other fields.

      Why do you think we don't have an AIDS cure yet? Simple... the drug companies researching HIV have snapped up quick-n-easy US patents on key technologies, genes, compounds, and the like.

      This is not capitalism. Capitalism is a respectable system. This is 'market fascism'-- where each industry comes to be dominated by one or two titanic, all-powerful corporations asserting IP rights over everything under the sun, and thereby slowing progress industry-wide (and sometimes across industries).

      People often tell me "Well, people have a choice. They can go run Linux or Mac OS or FreeBSD if they want to." And that's quite true. But in a world where MS has convinced (either through their dominance itself-- i.e. the simple reality of "95% of our clientele run Windows; we don't need to support any other OS"-- or through browbeating them into submission) nearly everyone in the field to only support Windows, well...

      How attractive does Linux, or Mac OS, or FreeBSD, or BeOS or OS/2 or what-eva look when you walk into CompUSA and see a whole giant store full of goodies and software that work with Windows, and a few measly shelves full of stuff marked "Works with Linux" or "Mac compatible"? (More of the latter than the former, but still.. you get my point). Most people would conclude that Windows is the way to go. And thus the monopoly is maintained.
    36. Re:Mo-dem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got one of these a few weeks ago (£60 quid in some places). Anyway it is only a one way modem in that you can set it up to recieve programming codes and you hold it next to your computer speakers/telephone and the codes are supposedly downloaded straight to the remote. I say supposedly as this remote was not on the list of updateable remotes on their site..

    37. Re:Mo-dem? by edwazere · · Score: 1

      So there's my quandary. It's possible to produce foie gras humanely, but it's not easy, and most farms don't do it that way. Instead, most farms do it the easy way to maximize profits at the expense of the birds' welfare.

      I realise it's totally off topic to the original story, but why not buy only the "hard" produced foie gras and charge a premium? Thus supporting the humane producers, and I'd wager getting a better product in the process.

      If you put "humanely produced foie gras" on the menu I would be more likely to choose it over "foie gras". A lot of people don't care, but a better product is a better product.

      Just for example there's a company here in the UK called the Real Meat Company or something similar, all their meat is humanely produced, and they don't even like the term "organic" as it doesn't go far enough.

      Their meat is fantastic, very expensive compared to the battery farmed shite you can buy in most supermarkets, but the flavour is not even comparable.

      Sorry to be so off topic here, I was just interested that's all.

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    38. Re:Mo-dem? by Espen · · Score: 1

      Then there's serial. Serial is serial is serial

      Not quite. Its not all that hard to find 'creatively' designed serial products which break the normal standard. Anything which assumes it can draw power from the serial port, for example, assumes a PC type RS-232 port. A lot of cheap data-cables for mobile phones power the TLL-232 chip from the 'wrong' end (ie. the serial port end).

    39. Re:Mo-dem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Mo-dem? What's a mo-dem?

      Something which MODulates and DEModulates information so you can get onto the internet. Or don't you use the internet? Or don't you understand how information gets from your...uh..brain to the...er...brains of over SlashDot readers?

    40. Re:Mo-dem? by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      It's certainly true that hardware mfrs oftenfail to develop drivers for small-market OS's. I can suggest this: in several cases, e-mail campaigns from Mac addicts led to a mfr agreeing to release a driver (or an app) in MacOS format. Quite possibly if you can convince Kensington there's a market, they'll release a Linux mouse driver.

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    41. Re:Mo-dem? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      You said the word "innovation" about a hundred times. Let me just say this about that.

      You're trying to use what you call a "but-for" argument. "But for Microsoft's monopolies on key areas of technology, things would be better than they are right now." That's a fundamentally specious argument. The whole point basically equates to, "If it weren't for Union Carbide, we'd all have pet unicorns. Since we don't have pet unicorns, Union Carbide is a bad company!"

      It's true that IE hasn't changed much in the last umpty-bump months. But browsers in general haven't changed much since Netscape Navigator 1.0. It's been incremental ever since. In fact, in my opinion, browsers have gotten considerably worse since those days: slower, less compatible, more buggy. So that's probably a bad example.

      Browsers aside, though, I think your point about Microsoft sitting on their laurels is worse than flawed; I think it's just plain broken. See, if we lived in a world where there were 30 different operating systems-- or even just 3-- Microsoft's primary goal would be to sell the one that's just slightly better than everybody else's. Why? Because that's where the profits are. Spend as little on R&D as possible, but capture as much of the market as possible. That's the way all the successful software companies would be doing things. Compete for customers by convincing them to abandon product X for your product, but don't spend a fortune to do it.

      But that's not how things are done. Microsoft basically doesn't compete with anybody... except themselves. Every time Microsoft releases a new OS, they're depending on a bunch of people abandoning Windows N to use Windows N+1, and in order to do that, they have to produce a Windows N+1 that's demonstrably better, to the users, than Windows N was. Microsoft succeeded like gangbusters in doing this with Windows 2000; Windows 2000 basically kicked both NT's and 98's ass, and millions of people-- literally!-- spent good money to upgrade.

      Then, as you point out, came XP. I can't talk about XP. Never seen it. Never used it. But it seems clear that the mass appeal of XP doesn't really match the mass appeal that 2000 had. People who bought new computers with XP are using it, and a bunch of people have upgraded, but virtually everybody I've talked to who was using 2000 before and who didn't buy a new computer are still using 2000. Windows XP just isn't innovative-- yeah, there's that word again-- enough for them to upgrade to it.

      So Microsoft's not selling XP like they hoped they would. They kinda dropped the ball there, similarly to the way they kinda dropped the ball with Windows ME. What if we threw an OS and nobody came?

      I think this demonstrates that Microsoft is under more pressure to innovate than you give them credit for. It may be true that they're not under any particular pressure to innovate in the ways that you'd like; Microsoft's idea of innovation is giving the customer what they want, which is typically easier, simpler, prettier, more fun. But that's the only kind of innovation that really counts: market-based innovation. Everything else is just masturbation.

      Now, I want to address something specifically. It's a small thing, but I think it's worth talking about:

      Computers are the new pencil and paper. They are a part of everyday life, and our development as an advanced technological civilization (or so we think ourselves) depends directly, in very large part, upon computers.

      I think you're overestimating the importance of personal computers. They're just not that big a deal, Jess. Seriously. If every personal computer in the world were to disappear tomorrow, life wouldn't change all that much. The phone company would have to come up with a new excuse to replace, "Our computers are down right now," but I'm sure they're up to the challenge.

      The places where computers have become truly critical to our way of life are in large-scale areas like banking and air traffic control, and small-scale areas like embedded systems for cell phones and TVs. These are the things we would miss if we lost them, and they are not effected at all by whether you use Windows or Linux on your PC. The medium-scale stuff-- desktops, laptops, and so on-- are really incidental. Parenthetical. Superfluous.

      At my last job-- the failing software company where I worked before getting laid off and going into the whole restaurant thing-- we had a policy. I guess it's more accurate to say that I had a policy, but since I was the policy-making guy, it amounts to the same thing. You've heard of "casual Friday?" We had what I called "analog Friday." The use of computers was strictly prohibited on Fridays, except for situations in which it was unavoidable. We didn't send our programmers home, but I did make our sales guys get off the email and the IM and make phone calls instead. If you were using a computer for something that you could have done without one on an analog Friday, you were subject to ridicule and mockery by your peers, and particularly by me.

      Know what? Our productivity skyrocketed. We started actually talking to each other and to our customers, instead of emailing everybody all the time. Our phone bill rose a bit, but it was a small price to pay for the improved relationships with our customers and between employees and groups inside the company.

      Consider spending a day away from your computer. No email, no surfing, no word processor. Get reacquainted with what really is the new pencil and paper: a pencil, and some paper.

      Why do you think we don't have an AIDS cure yet? Simple... the drug companies researching HIV have snapped up quick-n-easy US patents on key technologies, genes, compounds, and the like.

      There goes that but-for argument again. We don't have an AIDS cure yet because HIV is a complex and aggressive Lentivirus-type retrovirus, and we don't know how to treat retroviruses yet. Heck, retroviruses were completely unknown only 30 years ago. HIV, human T-cell lymphotropic virus (HTLV), human spumavirus (HSRV)... none of these viruses can be treated medically right now.

      But it's quite certain that we would not have an AIDS cure if there were no biomedical industry, so your "but-for" argument kinda falls flat.

      Incidentally, it always amuses or depresses me-- depending on the context-- when people hold up a cure for AIDS as the next big medical milestone to shoot for. AIDS is horrible, a tragedy. But in terms of the number of people it affects, it's not even on the radar. Heart disease, cancer (technically, "malignant neoplasms"), stroke, respiratory disease, trauma, diabetes, influenza and pneumonia, Alzheimer's, kidney disease, and sepsis are the most common causes of death in the United States. Worldwide the list isn't terribly different; malaria and other diarrheal diseases rank high, and lung and respiratory diseases take the #1 spot. (Smoking kills.) But AIDS doesn't even crack the top 10. Measles kills more people every year than AIDS, but you don't see protests in the streets calling for a cure to measles that often. It's just funny-- or sad-- to see people's lack of a sense of proportion.

      To sum it all up, you can't say with any shred of accuracy what things would be like without Microsoft, so saying that Microsoft stifles innovation is an unfounded and absurd accusation. Personal computers are an interesting novelty and a nice luxury, but they don't make the world go around. Fundamentally, it doesn't matter what operating system you use, so Microsoft isn't really helping or hurting anybody either way. And finally, if you really want to affect change in the world in some meaningful way, go give a pint of blood.

      I admire you for wanting to take a stand. I wish you were taking a stand on an issue that mattered to your family, or your friends, or to the world at large, but what you're doing is better than nothing. "The unexamined life," and all that.

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    42. Re:Mo-dem? by SilkBD · · Score: 1

      Error: Date ambiguous

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    43. Re:Mo-dem? by ivan256 · · Score: 2

      I have some USB mice (!!!) that refuse to work (namely, the nice, cheap, $6 (but surprisingly high-quality) Kensington Mouse-in-a-Box USB (with scrolly wheel) even as of 2.4.19.

      I call bullshit. I have that same mouse, and it works fine. Has since 2.3.99prewhatever.

    44. Re:Mo-dem? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      I realise it's totally off topic to the original story, but why not buy only the "hard" produced foie gras and charge a premium?

      Yeah, that's originally what I did. But in so doing, I was helping to increase the size of the market for foie gras, which in turn will increase the size of the market for inhumanely produced foie gras. Most people don't know what foie gras is, or how it's produced, so if they come to the restaurant and enjoy a dish with foie gras in it, they're likely to go out and have foie gras again, possibly at a restaurant that buys theirs from less humane farms. I felt like I was doing more harm than good in the long run.

      Again, I'm not a big moralist on this sort of thing. I just feel like it's a person's responsibility to follow his conscience. And my conscience is telling me to drop the pan-seared foie gras appetizer and replace it with a black truffle flan. Nobody complains about the inhumane treatment of the truffle. ;-)

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    45. Re:Mo-dem? by edwazere · · Score: 1

      OK, good point.

      Can I come to your Restaurant please? I'm feeling hungry now :-)

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    46. Re:Mo-dem? by jspectre · · Score: 2

      oh come on now.. you don't have a parent/friend/neighbor/relative you can take it over to and borrow their land-line for the few minutes it will take to upgrade the thing? it isn't like you're going to be upgrading it every night either (at least i hope not).

      "excuse me, can i borrow your dialtone?"

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    47. Re:Mo-dem? by shades66 · · Score: 1

      Why is this modded down? This is exactly how the modem in this remote works as I have one too.. Anyway it is quite a good remote as it has been able to learn all my remotes (Previous one-for-all remotes always had one remote that it just wouldn't learn!). My only complaint about the remote is that you can't customise which buttons appear. I would of prefered to hide buttons which are not relevent to my setup.

      Other than that it does look cool the way it fades in and out in use.

      Mark.

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    48. Re:Mo-dem? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      Can I come to your Restaurant please? I'm feeling hungry now :-)

      Please do. We could use the business.

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    49. Re:Mo-dem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jeesus christ, you are such a fucking nerd. did you play dungons and dragons for 3 hrs and then get killed by an elf?

  12. Bah by Jonboy+X · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What good is a remote that you have to look at to change the channel? No amount of bells and/or whistles will make up for not being able to feel the buttons...

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    1. Re:Bah by Malicious · · Score: 5, Funny
      People used to get called lazy because they didn't want to leave the couch to change the channel...

      What do you call a person who doesn't want to have to *look* at the remote?

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    2. Re:Bah by shellbeach · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I've used omni-remote (which achieves everything this device claims, as far as I can see ... apart from the auto-on when you pick the thing up :) with my Palm IIIx to achieve the same thing, and you're absolutely right - touch screens are not very useful when it comes to remotes because you want to be looking at the TV instead, not looking down at the silly remote to check that you didn't accidentally press "record" instead of "play" ...

      In fact, the only decent way I found to do it was to map various buttons to the hardware keys of the Palm Pilot, but this over-priced gadget doesn't even have buttons you can map functions to! The really crazy thing is this - if you bought a Palm and a licence for omni-remote (or similar software) then you wouldn't be paying much more than the 70 pounds this thing costs, and you'd get all the advantages of a Palm Pilot (and all the advantages of having buttons you can use with a remote control, too :)

      I mean, you kind of wonder who's going to buy something like this ...

    3. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus, anyone who has plenty of money to throw away on something like this would buy one of those silly Prontos made by Philips. Yech. I hate those.

    4. Re:Bah by Hawaiian+Lion · · Score: 2, Informative


      you're absolutely right - touch screens are not very useful when it comes to remotes because you want to be looking at the TV instead, not looking down at the silly remote to check that you didn't accidentally press "record" instead of "play" ...

      Why don't you READ the article before you start making incorrect claims about it? According to the article:

      The Electro-Luminous Display combines the flexibility of a touch-screen with the push button feel of a traditional remote control, so you get the best of both worlds!

      The Kameleon doesn't use a touchscreen, it lights the buttons that you need. And I bet they're mappable too!

      -Aron

    5. Re:Bah by Midnight+Ryder · · Score: 2

      What do you call a person who doesn't want to have to *look* at the remote?

      A geek?

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    6. Re:Bah by evilviper · · Score: 2

      Answer: What do you call a person who doesn't want to have to *look* at the remote?

      What is: "CmdrTaco", Alec. I'll take Slashdot trivia for 400.

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    7. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this modded up? Seriously... this thing has buttons... This guy has no clue what he's talking about. Now, if it didn't have buttons, he'd be correct. But it does have buttons. Please mod parent down.

    8. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What do you call a person who doesn't want to have to *look* at the remote?

      Someone who would prefer to be looking at the TV screen instead - ie, just about everybody.
    9. Re:Bah by atta1 · · Score: 1

      no, it doesn't have physical, feelable buttons. Did you even look at the pictures? The whole point is that the thing is a touchscreen over a display.

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    10. Re:Bah by SCHecklerX · · Score: 2
      People used to get called lazy because they didn't want to leave the couch to change the channel... What do you call a person who doesn't want to have to *look* at the remote?

      So, what do you think of gear shifts in cars? Gas/brake/clutch pedals? Steering wheel? Turn signal? Radio knobs? Are you saying that I should have to look at them to use them, when my attention is focused on the road?

      Why, then, do you think that an interface that distracts me from the tv is good?

      Just curious. (I do own the omniremote software for my Clie, however still use the regular remotes for simple channel flipping/etc for the tactile feedback).

    11. Re:Bah by Rob+Parkhill · · Score: 2

      Geez, did -anybody- read the description of this thing? I quote: "The Electro-Luminous Display combines the flexibility of a touch-screen with the push button feel of a traditional remote control, so you get the best of both worlds!"

      Take a good, close look at the animation of this remote. It's not an LCD remote. It's got buttons, albeit chicklet-style buttons. Only the buttons that can be used in the current mode are lit up. The animations are a lot like the animations on those crappy LCD video games you can buy for $10 at your local toy store.

      Unless you lost all of the nerve endings on your fingers, this thing can be used without looking at it, just like any other remote with buttons.

      Now, if you want a programmable remote with buttons and an LCD, check out The Harmony Remote. Much better than a Pronto and the like, and much more advanced than this one.

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    12. Re:Bah by shellbeach · · Score: 1

      I did read the article but I guess I was biased by the topic heading that claimed "New EL Touchscreen Remote Control" :)

  13. tactile? by Lepruhkawn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It says it has a pushbutton remote "feel" but the surface looks flat to me.

    The problem I have with these programmable touch-screen remotes is that I can't feel the buttons.

    I hate looking at a remote when I want to use it.

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    1. Re:tactile? by John+Whitley · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's not clear what feedback technology this company is using, but a fantastic SIGCHI 2001 poster presentation by an NTT researcher showed how this problem can be solved -- and cheaply at that.

      The gist is that piezo "thumper" or a stock tiny portable speaker can be programmed to emit low-frequency vibrations when a key is pressed. Not only does this provide very nifty positive feedback from a touchscreen surface, but the feel itself is programmable. E.g. the demo hardware was an all-LCD desk calculator where the buttons were done as soft keys. The clear button had a tactile sensation distinct from the feedback given by the other buttons. I'm eagerly awaiting this tech to propagate into production devices...

    2. Re:tactile? by agallagh42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The tactile feedback we want is not to tell us when a button has been pressed, it's to let us FIND the button without looking at the remote.

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    3. Re:tactile? by Flish · · Score: 1

      It says it has a pushbutton remote "feel" but the surface looks flat to me.

      Got one of these in the UK a week or two ago, and it definately has a button feel. It's hard to describe, but it's almost like it has a high density jelly/fluid feel to it. Certainly not flat, and where the buttons appear/disappear there is a distinct tactile feel.

      (And it looks cool in the dark and scare cats!)

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    4. Re:tactile? by Your+Pal+Dave · · Score: 1

      Did you notice if it has a 6-pin JP1 interface inside the battery door?

      The JP1 hackers have done an amazing job of reversing other UEIC remotes.

    5. Re:tactile? by Flish · · Score: 1

      Did you notice if it has a 6-pin JP1 [hifi-remote.com] interface inside the battery door?

      No interface as such, but there is a 3x2 grid of solder points on the board, which suggests (From 5 minutes on above link) that we can add one quite easily.

      Would be a tight fit, but looks promising. If wanted could take a snap with the old digicam and let the experts decide?

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  14. Watch out for the upcoming lawsuits... by twoslice · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The interface is a blank electro-luminescent touch-screen. The 'buttons' are animated graphics drawn to match any device you choose . You can update new device interfaces via a modem (specs aren't clear how exactly). You can also define 'macro' buttons to do multiple tasks with one button. Apparently it also has a built-in motion-sensor and turns itself on when you pick it up."

    I am sure that there is going to be a number of patent infringements in there somewhere. Numerous lawsuits will be underway before the thing hits the shelves.
    - 20 -

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    1. Re:Watch out for the upcoming lawsuits... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Universal Electronics has patents covering macros, as well as some other remote-related technologies.

    2. Re:Watch out for the upcoming lawsuits... by LoadStar · · Score: 1
      I am sure that there is going to be a number of patent infringements in there somewhere. Numerous lawsuits will be underway before the thing hits the shelves.

      +3 Insightful? How is this insightful? Besides for the fact that it's very likely that any new product on the market these days will have someone that holds a patent that they believe applies, is there a specific patent or patents that you are thinking of? It would be truly insightful for you to say "you know, I think that patent xxx,xxx seems to apply to this product, because the patent talks about such-and-such a feature that this product uses in such-and-such-a-way."

      As it is, the only thing insightful about the comment is realizing that someone may or may not sue over a patent that may or may not exist. Thanks. Real insightful.

    3. Re:Watch out for the upcoming lawsuits... by twoslice · · Score: 2

      I did not say valid lawsuits. I said lawsuits, including the ones without merit where companies want to capitalize and get some coin for nuisance value. In many cases it is cheaper to settle the lawsuit than to pay all of the lawyers who started the lawsuit in the first place!

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  15. woo! by cube00 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Looks like my winamp skin, all glowy... and stuff! Finally a remote matching my mp3 player!

  16. Radio? Bluetooth? by denisonbigred · · Score: 1

    How does this control the manythings they claim it can? If it cantuse omni-directional radio signals then Ill stick with touvhscreen remotes... When I can Afford them.

    That being said, this looks like a good, inexpensive (Comparatively) option.

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  17. Missing Feature by scott1853 · · Score: 2, Redundant

    The favorite thing about my old rubber-button remote is that I know what button I'm pushing while I'm sitting on the couch in the dark, without having to look at the remote.

    1. Re:Missing Feature by LighthouseJ · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think the term you are groping for is "tactile response".

    2. Re:Missing Feature by clickety6 · · Score: 2

      The favorite thing about my old rubber-button remote is that I know what button I'm pushing while I'm sitting on the couch in the dark, without having to look at the remote.

      Pause and Frame-by-Frame advance for the good bits and Fast Forward for the cheesy diaologue sections?

      Why do they ruin good pr0n by pretending they can act?

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  18. It would have been cooler ... by snowtigger · · Score: 1

    ... if they would have put a standard LCD screen so that you could add your own skins or display nice things on it.

    It's a little boring only having a template for the buttons.

    But I guess that's not very far away, soon some company will put out something similar on the market.

    1. Re:It would have been cooler ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      go to www.remotecentral.com there's literally tons of remotes that do just what you're asking. Load your own bitmaps, create your own interfaces, etc.

  19. In my opinion... by doofsmack · · Score: 1

    These won't take off. Too pricey.

    Also, I know when when I use a remote, I'm usually not looking at it. I tell what button to press by the feel of it, which obviously won't work with this.

    I can see the geekiness factor, but unless it's hackable in some way, I wouldn't buy one.

    1. Re:In my opinion... by jspectre · · Score: 2

      $60 is too pricy? and you paid $5000 for your 40" plasma tv, $1000 for your surround-sound system and $60 for that ikea footrest?

      okaaaaaay.

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    2. Re:In my opinion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um how is $70 too pricy when the philips pronto costs $300+? Infact most if not all current lcd touchscreen remotes are priced well above $200+ and they seem to have found a very healthy market.

  20. Home Theater Master MX-1000 by CerebusUS · · Score: 2

    Animated LCD and programmable is neat, but they should really take a clue from the MX-1000. People like physical buttons.

    I can fast-forward and rewind and pause and change the volume or channel without ever looking away from the TV because the physical buttons can be located by (get this) touch.

    A review of the MX-1000

    1. Re:Home Theater Master MX-1000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus, chance has it, as soon as you forget where the original remote was, you'll need one of those other million buttons on it that the new fancy remote DOESN'T have programmed in.

  21. Palms have done this for years by JTMON · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    And this is what gets posted?!

  22. A bit pricey at $105 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It's new new One For All URC-8060, it's available in Europe currently. But as One For All are the biggest manufacturer of universal remotes, I'm sure it will be stateside soon.

    The actual manufacturer's site with photos and all the details is here:

    http://www.oneforall-int.com/english/products/ur c/ URC-8060.htm

    A number of the "One for All" remotes already have modems in them. Other than being a flat glowing screen, the remote itself really doesn't seem much more advanced than their current high end line. I think the modem is a bit overkill, by using the advanced codes or JP1 cables they can be completely customized.

  23. 70 pounds in the UK by barzok · · Score: 2, Informative

    So figure US$100 easily.

    1. Re:70 pounds in the UK by hoofie · · Score: 1

      It'll make a change. Normally anything electronic thats, say $100 in the US = 100 pounds in the UK. At $1.5 to the pound, its a straight rip-off.

  24. wow! by caino59 · · Score: 1

    Hmm...I remember doing something similar on my palm m100 (yea, a while ago) just not animated (whoopee)

    and aside from that...kenwood came out with something almost exactly like this a few years back for their entertainment systems, and sony had something just like it too

    and since im too lazy to go get links, im sure ill be modded down. but the kenwood jobber was on the cover of crutchfield when it came out...

    caino

  25. Ah sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought the Pronto had just been, saw an ad for it in Wired and thought it was new. Never heard of it before.

    1. Re:Ah sorry by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      I looked it up after posting. The original Pronto came out in 1998. Now there are a bunch of products in the Pronto line, including a "lite" version of the software that runs on an IR-equipped Palm, and something that looks kinda like a tablet PC.

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  26. Not so good: no "touch zapping" by tamnir · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't know about you guys, but I usually don't look at the remote control when zapping between channels, changing the volume. Expect for the most exotic functions, I never need to look down and find the key. I just "touch type" on the remote control.

    With this new device, that wouldn't be possible. Ok, you can have several remote controls integrated into one. But we already have that with normal remote controls...

    So, really, apart from the geek fractor, this thing just sounds like a pain to use. Imagine a keyboard without keys! Oh, but wait...

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    1. Re:Not so good: no "touch zapping" by ipxodi · · Score: 1

      Imagine a keyboard without keys! Oh, but wait

      Even better are these three products. (PDF required)

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  27. Already done... by singularity · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Marantz has been offerring devices similar to this for quite some time. Check out the RC9200 and RC5200. They offer a serial port connection for easy connection to a PC to get more codes installed.

    They are also available in the United States.

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    - (c) 2018 Hank Zimmerman
    1. Re:Already done... by mosch · · Score: 2

      The Marantz 5200 is just a rebranded Philips Pronto, with a $150 increase in price. I don't know if the 9200 is a ProntoPro, or if it's actually a unique product.

    2. Re:Already done... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not suprising - Marantz is a division of Philips, I believe.

    3. Re:Already done... by dagyo · · Score: 1

      Have you ever used one of these Marantz remotes?? Once the novelty wears off (which is about 20 minutes after first use) the thing becomes a nuisance at best. Its big, unresponsive, has terrible battery life, etc. etc. I was highly disappointed. The touch screen gradually became more and more unresponsive until the point where it didn't work at all. A remote with no real buttons is pretty useless once the touch screen dies.

  28. Re:But can it withstand....Killer Couch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "The drop test, the fluid contamination tests? This thing looks way too fragile."

    You forgot the "Eaten by the couch" test.
    Very few remotes come out of that.

  29. Philips Pronto by cheinonen · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why don't you just go with the new high end Philips Pronto they showed in Time's gift guide. It's only $1,700 and has built in 802.11b networking, what more do you need in a remote? I'm pretty sure you can almost buy one of those new TabletPC's and I'm sure turn it into a way to control your TV for that price. I can see spending $200 for a remote if you have a $5,000 setup, but you better have one really, really nice home theater to pay $1,700.

    1. Re:Philips Pronto by Blaine+Hilton · · Score: 1

      I guess it depends on your prioties, you could have 2 or 3 decent computers, or a great gaming rig for $1,700.

    2. Re:Philips Pronto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for a company that goes even further than Prontos (ie. RC9200s). We use Crestron Control Devices to control home A/V stuff.

      Check out the website at http://www.justonetouch.tv

      I've seen control systems that cost 1/3 of the price of components...and the components total $50,000.

    3. Re:Philips Pronto by nizo · · Score: 2

      I can see spending $200 for a remote if you have a $5,000 setup, but you better have one really, really nice home theater to pay $1,700.
      Wow for that price I could hire someone to just stand there and change the channel for me. Certainly one of the neighborhood kids would do that for a few bucks a day.
      On a side note, the remote in the article would sell well if it could switch between two modes quickly: the naughty button mode and then the mode your mom sees when she comes to visit.

  30. AND YOU STILL WANT TO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take care and watch out for motherfuckers.

  31. And you have to think about... by Flyskippy1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does it run on OS? In sure it'll be terrible when someone calls from the Living Room...

    "Honey, the remote Blue Screened again..."

  32. $60 at RadioShack by ecarlson · · Score: 3, Informative

    Check it out: Radio Shack Kameleon Remote

    Electronics are usually more espensive in the UK, so Pounds usually match US dollars pretty closely for electronics.

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    1. Re:$60 at RadioShack by pc486 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Most of the time electronics in the UK are MUCH more expensive than the US, not just on par. My floormate here at UCSC is a transfer student from University of York, England and he waited to buy tons of electronics here, like a new digital camera and a new monitor, because the prices were undercut by half, sometimes three times.

      <OT> I used to work for Radio Shack and I can vouch that at $60 for that remote RS is likly making over $20 profit. Also remember that Radio Shack sales associates are under commision and spiffs, so never trust them on opinions and note that the price is probably lower somewhere else with some exceptions. Second hint: always ask about discontinued merchandise for expensive items. Most of the time the older model is just as good and sold under cost. Once a former coworker got a $270 scanner for $30. </OT>

  33. Re:Radio? Bluetooth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, your English really really sucks.

  34. If only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll only buy it if they make a remote control to control this remote control. Then I'll just lay it down on the coffee table in front of the TV, send it commands via the second remote, and voila!

    Sooooo lazy.....

  35. Tactile Feedback by cmallinson · · Score: 1

    Does anyone actually look at the remote control when flipping channels? I don't know about anyone else, but I find the buttons by feeling for them. Touchscreen won't work for me in this case.

    1. Re:Tactile Feedback by anonymous+cupboard · · Score: 2

      This one will, according to the blurb, there are button shapes over the display, so although it restricts the screen design, it does make it navigable by touch.

  36. This is not at all new... by Belgand · · Score: 2

    ... learning, programmable, touch-screen remotes have been around for years in the consumer market. This one is just another that doesn't seem as programmable as many of the others (most of the "buttons" look to merely be on an on/off toggle rather than truly modular) and tends to be a bit cheaper as a result (Radio Shack lists it for $99 IIRC). Check out Remote Central or most A/V sites and you'll find a mess of other remotes.

  37. No macros = useless by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 1

    There's no point using a touch screen remote unless you have decent macro ability, which makes up for the loss of tactile feedback from real buttons.

    My Pronto turns on my TV, turns on my receiver, sets the appropriate inputs on both, turns on my DVD player & pops the tray open, and dims the lights, all in about five seconds with one screen tap. Press another button, it turns off the DVD player and switches the inputs so I can watch cable. You can't get any easier than that.

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    1. Re:No macros = useless by anonymous+cupboard · · Score: 2

      It does do macros according to this site.

  38. There should be a prize by serutan · · Score: 2

    for the first person who creates a playable game on it.

  39. Old news by lemonparty.org · · Score: 0

    This kind of thing has been out for quite a while, I've seen them on a PBS rennovation show, and the Osbournes.

  40. Can I talk to it ? by Valluvan · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't something like a speech activated remote control be built into the TV ? We do have all the necessary technology already.
    It would be a great stress releiver to be able to shout, scream at the TV. Imagine screaming "CHANGE THE FSKING CHANNEL" at your TV and the TV meekly obliging...way too kewl..

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  41. How to tell if you have a good couch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They say the deeper the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'.

  42. Just imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... a Beowulf cluster of these!

  43. Get a life by stud9920 · · Score: 2

    You pay more for your remote than I pay for my TV (a pretty decent one).

    Look at the reality :

    IT'S *NOT* WORTH IT.

    People buying such something really needs to get a life. If you have too much money, buy better vacations, better houses, better studies, give it too the poor, but don't buy a stupid remote with it. Are American geeks not already fat enough ? Do they really need a boring toy to prevent them from standing up ?

    1. Re:Get a life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you spent more on your tv that some people do on their basic life necessities. why did you do that, you selfish stupid bastard?

      this is ridiculous... if you have money, you buy what makes you happy.

      i find it funny that your alternatives to buying a remote included helping poor people .. or .. going on a nice vacation -- fuck the poor people. if you're going to get all high and money and least stay consistent and only recommend helping the poor.

  44. The quality of the software is what counts... by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 1
    I don't believe that the remote device itself is the most important thing here. No matter how good the remote is ultimately the software will determine if it's worth it's money.

    What is needed is:
    1. Good support for existing devices
    2. It needs to be easy to implement support for new devices
    3. An easy API for adding support for computer programs
    4. An easy way to edit the virtual keys

    If they get that right, it'll succeed.
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  45. Mod parent up by ToastyKen · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Mod parent up, please.

  46. wow... by vermicious · · Score: 1

    imagine a beo...

    We apologize as the poster of this message has been sacked.

  47. lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree. This is clearly a set of pre-defined buttons that are configurable depending on the device selected, not a PDA style touch LCD. Big deal. This company's remotes suck anyway. Hardly slashdot-worthy.

  48. Don't know about now... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2

    But when my family went to the UK a number of years ago (Probably 8+ at this point...), the exchange rate was something like $2 US = 1 UK pound.

    Despite the major difference in the value of each currency, prices for food (never looked at electronics) in the UK were the same in pounds and pence as they were in the US in dollars and cents. (i.e. if a McDonalds meal cost $3.99 US, it would be 3.99 UKP in Britain, despite the fact that 3.99 UKP was approx. $7.98 US - Food was on average TWICE as expensive in the UK because of the exchange rate)

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  49. Your all missing the point. by dazzle2000 · · Score: 1

    It does have some kind of physical feedback. Thats what makes this remote different!

    # Unique user feedback
    The Electro-Luminous Display combines the flexibility of a touch-screen with the push button feel of a traditional remote control, so you get the best of both worlds!

  50. Will subwoofers trigger the motion detector... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...be real bad for the battery life ;)

  51. Batteries by Khith · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know what the battery life on this thing will be? My TV/VCR remote hasn't needed a battery change in a couple years, and I doubt this thing will last nearly that long. So would I be going through bucketloads of batteries, or does it have a built-in rechargable one?

    1. Re:Batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am told 6 months+

  52. Wow... they're selling my Clie by srussell · · Score: 2
    ... only, without the PDA functions. And without the small form factor.

    Ob-link

  53. Yawn. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2

    Arthur C. Clarke described such a PDA in Imperial Earth, whose buttons changed captions as the function changed according to the currently selected functionality.

  54. Yes, SONY did. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, SONY did have a touchscreen LCD remote. I have one. I bought it in 1986 with an A/V receiver. It still works. Very nice idea - one which is, oh, about 20 years old, at least. That's how long I've been designing touchscreen monitoring/control GUI's.

  55. did you update the firmware? by SpiceWare · · Score: 2

    [problems with pronto]
    There's firmware updates for the Pronto models that solve the problems you describe.

    it's not any faster than picking up a regular remote and hitting the button

    I've had my ProntoPro for a few weeks now and can say it's much faster than using the regular remotes. My setup includes HDTV, surround sound receiver, cable, DVD, Laser disk, PS2, and SVHS deck. What makes it faster than normal remotes is the macros you can program - you can set up a single button to control all your equipment.

    For example, I have mine set up so that hitting the HDTV button will power on the TV, receiver & cable box, switch the TV & receiver to the HD inputs, and finally change the display to show 9 channel logos for the HD stations I receive. Pressing a single logo and the 3 digit channel code is sent to the cable box. - So to watch any HD show I only have to grab a single remote and press 2 buttons.

    Prior to that I had to dig the TV remote out of the stack, turn it on, swith it's input, dig the receiver remote out of the stack, turn it on, switch it's input, and finally dig the cable remote out, turn it on and enter the channel number.

    A major benefit is that my mom(currently visiting) can work my TV without calling me at work :-)

  56. PRONTO RULEZ! by boy_afraid · · Score: 1

    The Philips Pronto is the greatest. It beats the hell out of almost every remote. I think the newer versions have RF capabilities, but every IR device is perfectly accessible with a Pronto.

  57. JP1 programmable remotes by crow · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://www.hifi-remote.com/jp1/

    There are a number of remotes out there with a six-pin connector that allows you to reprogram them from a computer. This connector is typically accessible from the battery compartment. While most universal remotes have codes for hundreds of devices, with the JP1 connector, you can add new devices that didn't exist when the remote was built. You can also do things that the remote doesn't normally allow (like assigning macros to non-macro buttons). You finally have full control of your remote--you can program every button to do exactly what you want it to do. And you can back it up to a file on your computer.

  58. Zaurus as an IR remote control? by egghat · · Score: 2

    Can you use a ultra-cool Zaurus as a remote control a la the Sony Clie oder other Palm based organizers?

    Any hints?

    Bye egghat

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    -- "As a human being I claim the right to be widely inconsistent", John Peel
  59. Mo-o-o-dem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... according to the manual is catching the upgrade with a microphone. So you can download a wav from their site and play it to your remote to teach it.

  60. Heck, forget buttons by cellocgw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Real or not, why bother with buttons at all. Go for voice:

    "Channel Thirty Seven"
    "Louder"
    "Mode Dolby Digital"
    "DVD On"
    "DVD Play"

    You can't lose your voice under the sofa cushion.

    --
    https://app.box.com/WitthoftResume Code: https://github.com/cellocgw
  61. Why? by zeropanic · · Score: 1

    What I'm wondering is why if the company is based in Southren Cali, that it is being released in Europe first?

  62. Batteries? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does it come with an adapter so i can plug it into the wall so i don't have to get new batteries every 2 hours?

  63. Not a real modem by tim.kerby · · Score: 1

    All this has is an electromagnetic coupler, and it's only a 'dem' as it can only demodulate a signal and not talk back. You either hold it near your phone or pc speaker and it picks up the codes like a hearing aid set to 'T'

  64. Feel the power in your hands. *titter* by nfotxn · · Score: 1

    Nice concept but the lack of haptic feedback will severely limit it's usability for most people. I know personally that I operate my remote almost completely by feel. That's how most tv manufactures design their remotes.

    --

    _nfotxn

  65. Not A Touchscreen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The headline and the blurb are wrong, at least as near as I can tell from reading the linked articles. The interface is not "a blank electro-luminescent touch-screen". It is not true that "The 'buttons' are animated graphics drawn to match any device you choose". The buttons are buttons, the normal bumpy find-them-while-looking-at-the-TV-screen kind. They are electro-luminescent, but they aren't flat and they aren't on a touch-screen and they aren't drawn using pixel-mapped graphics and they aren't particularly flexible in their appearance.

    The picture clearly shows that the graphics are mostly static and unchanging; they simply either light up or stay dark depending on what mode the remote is in. The exceptions are the arrows around the four-way pad at the middle bottom, and the six transport-control buttons below the pad. Those have banks of dots that can be used like crude, low-res pixels to draw crude, low-res pictures.

    The posters comparing this to a pronto have been misled by the headline and blurb, as have those posters talking about the no-tactile-feedback problems of touchscreen remotes. As the advertisement says, this remote "combines the flexibility of a touch-screen with the push button feel of a traditional remote control". That claim is probably a bit overblown; the flexibility can't possibly match that of the Pronto, although it might be comparable to the Sony RM-AV3000.

    Irrelevant Side Note:

    I spent a lot of time looking for the "perfect" remote, once. I settled on a One-For-All six-way, primarily for its physical form factor. It was small and light, but still had enough buttons to perform all the required routine functions, and the buttons were nicely laid out with good tactile contrast, so that it was very easy to know exactly which button was which without looking. I think that particular model is no longer available; I've never seen it in stores ever again.

    Then I got a Tivo. The Tivo "peanut" remote is the end-all in tactile remotes: button placement, button shape, and hand-feel (remote size, wieght, and shape) are the best I have ever seen (or rather, felt). It is unfortunately not a learning remote, and has almost no customizability, and I can't use it to switch modes on my AV system. But I rarely desire to switch the AV system away from Tivo any more, so that's not much of an inconvenience. :)


    At any rate, the article submitter and the slashdot editors have done another fine job of completely misunderstanding the very articles they link to.
  66. VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
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    1. Re:VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      malapropism (noun)

      1. Ludicrous misuse of a word, especially by confusion with one of similar sound.
      2. An example of such misuse.

    2. Re:VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT by TechnoWitch · · Score: 1

      Oh, bite me.

      And everyone else here, too, you larcenous moron.

      Yeesh.

  67. Does this puppy have a JP1 connector? by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    Does this puppy have a JP1 connector?
    If it does then I'll take a serious look at it.
    I have a Rat Shack 15-1994 that is COOL but was
    discontinued. I knocked it off the arm of the couch and it fell 12 inches and hit the carpet, the transformer for the EL ripped loose and quit working. Rat Shack wants $30 + shipping and a DNA sample to fix it.
    F*&^ you Rat Shack....

    This may end up being on my xmas list if it's JP1-able...

  68. updates by modem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The idea of the modem in the remote is so you can upgrade it without having to get a cable for it. The code upgrades can be downloaded as a wav file I believe, then you hold the remote to your speaker and play the wav file, simple as. Same thing works over the phone, you call the helpline and they'll play the update down the phone.

    Meza.