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MIT vs. Las Vegas

spellcheckur writes "Techno-mag-turned-fashion-rag Wired Magazine has an article about MIT kids counting cards in Las Vegas. I wish I could have made seven figures while I was still in college. Maybe I should get a how-to book." Also, any chance is a good chance to mention The Eudaemonic Pie.

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  1. Counting Cards by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Funny
    Well, at least they're showing that they have some math skills (better than squeegee kids)

    1. Re:Counting Cards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is silly. I know a guy who never went to college, has middling math skills, and yet is an excellent card counter. Going to MIT has nothing to do with it.

    2. Re:Counting Cards by Apro+im · · Score: 1

      But you do realize that the point was that they used probability theory to figure out strategies of using the count to beat the house. They figured out how to turn that into a maximal advantage while still eluding suspicion. The math isn't what they did on the floor - it's what they did in the "mock casinos"

  2. Old News by lardcanoe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    My sister went to MIT years ago, and a lot of her friends did this,

    for (;;) {
    printf("and their friends did it...\n");
    }

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    1. Re:Old News by einer · · Score: 2

      Really old news:

      This happened in the days of the single deck. This actually caused the use of the six deck shoot (or shoe or whatever).

      I read the article in Wired, thought "Hey, I could do this" then realized that it can't be done anymore... Oh well... Anyone else know of any get rich quick schemes that work? ;)

    2. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Scientology.

    3. Re:Old News by p0six · · Score: 1

      When I went to vegas last month, there were still several places that still host single deck tables. Although those weren't "high roller" tables (I didn't even bother looking at those). You can't make a killing at these tables, but you could win a couple of hundred bucks, I guess.

    4. Re:Old News by AssFace · · Score: 2, Insightful

      actually no - it didn't.

      Beat the Dealer was written and that was all single deck - but the Wired Article is discussing the early to mid 90's with the MIT kids and they developed a system that would work on the 6 decks (involving several players that were to not look like they were in with each other).

      Casinos will always catch on and prevent anything that is winning in their casino. They now have a few companies that have a database of people that they don't want in their casino, and then they can cross reference it with who these people checked in with, eat with, are seen with, etc.
      This way they can see if people are in groups or not, instead of just random players together.

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    5. Re:Old News by chill · · Score: 1

      "Can't" is a really strong word. A six deck shoe can be counted, especially if you are not trying to track every card but the ratio of high to low cards left in the shoe.

      It isn't trivial, but it is possible for the well trained with a good head for numbers.

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    6. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      true, lol

  3. Name Calling by B1ackDragon · · Score: 1

    Techno-mag-turned-fashion-rag?
    Whatever happened to newsources being unbiased?

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    1. Re:Name Calling by msgmonkey · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's no such thing as an unbiased news source, everyone's got an agenda.

    2. Re:Name Calling by littlerubberfeet · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      amen

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    3. Re:Name Calling by Baavgai · · Score: 1

      I thought it was rather concise, actually. Honestly, Cronkite was possibly unbiased and it's been downhill since then. I've given up being annoyed by charged language in national news. You can hardly blame amateurs when so called professionals set such a low standard.

    4. Re:Name Calling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering that slash is about 98% pure bias, I'm really suprised that anyone here cold actually recognise real bias. Live and learn.

    5. Re:Name Calling by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      Clearly you haven't looked at Wired Magazine lately. This is undoubtedly an unbiased factual description of the magazine.

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    6. Re:Name Calling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot isn't a general interest news source. It is a tech news site with a well-known editorial slant. As such, it doesn't have the same obligation to attempt to be unbiased. The difference is that it doesn't pretend to be neutral. If you need an analogy, it is more like the National Review or the New Republic than a network TV broadcast or the Daily Bugle.

      The whole idea of an unbiased press is actually a marketing concept dreamed up by newspapers in the area when they became mass-market publications. It's a way of appealing to a broad audience.

      If you want unbiased tech news, you are in the wrong place.

  4. Mensa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a book that Mensa did on the odds of every game played out in vegas. Oddly enough blackjack turns out to be the largest of the odds maker.

  5. Them MIT kids are SWUFT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So MIT has students that can count all the way to 52 now?

    Man, that's progress!

    1. Re:Them MIT kids are SWUFT! by tomhudson · · Score: 2
      actually, 306 or 408, because the casinos use 6 to 8 decks shuffled together to make it harder for counters.

    2. Re:Them MIT kids are SWUFT! by spencerogden · · Score: 1

      Actually, with Blackjack at least it is good enough to know the relative counts of cards good for you to cards good for the dealer. So if you see an ace or ten, add one, small cards subtract 1. When you count is positive you bet higher, when it is negative you bet the minimum.

    3. Re:Them MIT kids are SWUFT! by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately, if you do this consistently, they'll be on to you as a card counter. That's why you've got to use a scheme with a bit more sophistication


      Mind you, they should not be allowed to ban card counters ... but this brings up another thought - if you're counting the cards, then it's not a game of chance a.k.a. gambling (which is illegal) but a game of skill.

    4. Re:Them MIT kids are SWUFT! by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 2

      not a game of chance a.k.a. gambling (which is illegal)

      Have you ever even been to Vegas? Gambling IS legal there...

      Can you imagine a casino setting up a game of skill, i.e., the swing the sledge-hammer and ring the bell? Every strong guy in the world could walk in and win money, and that's not good for business. There has to be a chance for the casino to win, or there's no point in them offering it.

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    5. Re:Them MIT kids are SWUFT! by geekoid · · Score: 2

      worse, ever not strong guy would know they would lose. its OK if every strong guy wns, as long as there is enough guys arounfd to try and loose. As a matter of fact it is neccessary for a casino to have winners, or nobody would ever go.

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  6. So, this is what geeks look like at MIT :-) by ziriyab · · Score: 4, Funny
    I know the names and pictures have been changed to protect the guilty, but wired should've at least tried to get some real geeks in those pictures :)

    1. Re:So, this is what geeks look like at MIT :-) by AssFace · · Score: 2, Interesting

      yeah - they said in the article even that they used Asian kids because they drew less attention than white kids throwing around money.
      the whole point was to not draw attention to their winnings.
      then in the pic they have a bunch of frat boys.

      bastards.

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    2. Re:So, this is what geeks look like at MIT :-) by mother_superius · · Score: 1

      You'd think someone that smart WOULD know they'd have to look the part so they can trick the Vegas casino management.

    3. Re:So, this is what geeks look like at MIT :-) by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 3, Informative

      You know why they picked kids of that particular ethnicity? Because a large percentage of the high-rollers in Vegas are Asian organized crime figures. This isn't flamebait, ask any dealer or pit boss. Their sons come over with money a thousand times more contaminated than any deBeers funds, and lose heavily. They then return home, gather more funds, and lose more in Vegas the next time.

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    4. Re:So, this is what geeks look like at MIT :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      then in the pic they have a bunch of frat boys.

      Fun fact 1: nearly 50% of the males at MIT are in Fraternities. The one guy I know that was in the MIT blackjack club was a white fratboy.

      Fun fact 2: a few years ago at least, Asian women outnumbered Caucasian women (and Asian men). Asians are not an underrepresented minority at MIT. I'm not sure how much the blackjack club actively recruited Asians and how much it was "White guys are the counters, minorities and women are the gorillas and big rollers".

  7. I always knew by af_robot · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Those MIT kids just a bunch of Rain Men...

  8. Jeez... hasn't this been going on for ever? by shoptroll · · Score: 5, Informative

    Man... i swear we have nothing better to do... University people have been counting cards in casinos for years... I don't think this is anything totally profound... I know for a fact its been done for at least 40 years by geeks... Read Geeks 2.0: A History of the Internet for a good story about some people almost getting busted while trying to see if the doppler effect could be used to predict the landing of a roulette ball in play...

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    1. Re:Jeez... hasn't this been going on for ever? by iamdrscience · · Score: 1

      The name of the book isn't "Geeks 2.0" it's "Nerds 2.0.1"

    2. Re:Jeez... hasn't this been going on for ever? by gpinzone · · Score: 2

      It has been done. The way it works is three people have a transmitter attached to each of them. A switch located in their their respective shoes is uses as a signal as each man/woman taps when the ball reaches a certain location on the wheel. A computer calculates the velocity and at what point the ball will drop. I'm assuming anyone betting this way would have to get in a bet at the last minute for this to work.

  9. I smell a movie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It's been done before to some degree... but Hollywood is unable to resist putting the words "Based on a true story" in their trailers.

    We'll see...

  10. 150% returns to investors. by garcia · · Score: 2

    This guy makes this card-counting ring sound like an action movie (something like Rounders, sorta). I think that Vegas in general is a place full of crooks, Casinos and players alike.

    This was almost as bad as a Travel channel special on Vegas. It's an advertisement to the public trying to tempt them to go there.

    If we tell them that THEY too can afford to lose money, they will come!

    1. Re:150% returns to investors. by ergo98 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      There was an article on Kuro5hin about a year ago dealing specifically with blackjack card counting, and it really is a fantastic read. It discusses the types of people that you find at the average casino, and it doesn't paint a pretty picture.

      The travel channel special is just the beginning though: There have been documentaries discussing the fact that the mega media companies, many of whom own one or more huge casinos in Las Vegas, imbue movies with pleasant impressions of casinos regularly: Seldom do you see a casino image that is row upon row of sad, lonely elderly people mechanically pulling the lever for hours on end, wearing diapers not because of incontinence but rather just to avoid having to leave their lucky slot machine (because a win is always just one pull away, right?). Instead it's playboys and girls: Brad Pitt/Jennifer Aniston types winning big.

    2. Re:150% returns to investors. by Quikah · · Score: 2

      I don't se what is so unpleasant about a casino. I don't go to Vegas to make money. I go to Vegas to have fun. Play some cards, ogle the hot cocktail waitresses, have some drinks, gorge on cheap food, maybe see a show...if you happen to make some money then that is a bonus. Sure there are lots of losers in the casinos, but I generally don't assosiate with those people.

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    3. Re:150% returns to investors. by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      Vegas can be a great vacation: Indeed, if one isn't a compulsive gamblers, you really could consider it a subsidized vacation-> Tonnes of great entertainment (hell, I love just watching the water show in front of the Bellagio) and food for great prices (sometimes free), all subsidized by the friendly people who come and lose their life's savings. If someone truly goes to Vegas just for fun, and always keeps the right spirit, there is nothing to be criticized there. The problem is that many people get idiotic when it comes to statistics (see the Slashdot story from a couple of days ago linking to the NY Times story that talks about humans and our absurd habit of trying to find predictability in things), and because of that they lose way more than they planned on losing (and the OVERWHELMING majority of people leave with a much lighter pocket. They didn't build those billion dollar buildings to be nice). Of course they'll leave and like most Vegas visitors will only recount how they won $50 at the slots (ignoring the $300 they pumped into it).

    4. Re:150% returns to investors. by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2
      Yeah, there's something about card counters, and gamblers in general, that makes them inveterate braggarts. They always have winning sessions, and if they have a losing session, they're always "up for the trip." The 150% figure is just ridiculous. Even with perfect counting, a 50% advantage over the house just can't be had. I know, I've done it. I've never been barred, because I am a low, low, low roller ($5 table? yikes, too rich, let's find a $2 or $3 table somewhere) but a properly done count gives only a few percent advantage over the house. Even shuffle-tracking only adds a few percent extra.

      Additionally from the 50% figure, they make several obvious errors. They sit down and have a drink? Card counters don't drink alcohol. They drink water, or juice. One mental lapse and poof, there goes your advantage over the house. The article just smells bad, like most articles written about "winning" players.

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    5. Re:150% returns to investors. by hawk · · Score: 2
      Your attitude puts you squarely in the overwhelming majority of visitors to Las Vegas.


      Contrary to popular believe, Vegas is *not* in the gambling business--it's in the fantasy business, with gambling playing a central role in the fantasy. You step off the plane for your three days or a week, and you're practically in an alternate universe. Men who would never enter a strip club will take their wives to a "topless revue"--and *she* will enjoy it. Most people have planned how much they're going to lose, and there's a thrill in the possibility that maybe they will win win.


      Indian and other local gaming is another story. THese almost always are the gambling business--there's a fundamental difference between local gambling and destination gambling; the first is quite harmful, while the second is mere fantasy.


      hawk

    6. Re:150% returns to investors. by gpinzone · · Score: 2

      The technique they were describing in the article is similar to what gamblers call "Wong-ing" (named after the man who invented it.) Essentially it means that you have a bunch of people (spotters) watching the hands at different tables for a lot of low cards being delt. They signal to the desginated player with their big bankroll to sit down and bet heavily and then leave the table. I never understood how they were able to do this since most casinos I've gone to there were few open seats at the BJ pits. Table hopping seems impractical.

    7. Re:150% returns to investors. by doormat · · Score: 1

      There have been documentaries discussing the fact that the mega media companies, many of whom own one or more huge casinos in Las Vegas

      As I resident of vegas, I call bullshit. Most casinos are owned by one of four companies.

      Parkplace Entertainment

      MGM/Mirage

      Stations Casinos

      Coast Resorts

      I see one name thats a "mega media company". Thats it. So mabye 4 of the top 20 vegas casinos are owned by MGM/Mirage. Thats it. I dont think Sony or Paramount own any casinos.

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    8. Re:150% returns to investors. by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      The MGM Grand, Bellagio, The Mirage, New York-New York, Treasure Island, and the Golden Nugget are all owned by MGM Mirage: The Bellagio alone costs some $1.6 billion US to build. Saying it's "only 4" is being pretty liberal with the enormity of these projects. These are not chump change little ventures, and trust me when I say that there is some protection occuring of them. Of course MGM Mirage is, err, a separate company from MGM the movie company, except for small details like being owned by the same guy.

      I'm quite frankly too lazy to look for the spider web of shell companies and holdings, and I really have no stake in this: I'm not swayed by movie impressions of casinos, and personally I find casinos to be sad, depressing places for generally elderly people for whom statistics is only a myth. However, if other people get true entertainment from them then that is fantastic for them. Vegas truly is much more than just casinos, though, but people should ponder for a moment what paid for the enormous monuments that line the boulevard.

    9. Re:150% returns to investors. by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      Ken Uston did the same thing back in the 70s. Nothing new here.

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  11. Glazed over facts by Superfreaker · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The article states the current key issues in a passing sentence- that the chances of being able to do this are basically nil now. Not that they are watching, but that casinos use a 6 deck shoe that is shuffled 2/3 of the way through (before the real advantage begins). Having frequented Atlantic City, the process of counting cards in the privacy of home is one thing, doing it with bells, flashing lights, scantily clad cocktail waitresses, and the most important distraction, the other players, is quite another. The article was a fun read. Made me envious.

    1. Re:Glazed over facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      4 Deck shoes are prevelant in Las Vegas, with 2 Decks being out there if you stay away from the strip and and are willing to play with a higher minimum.

      Another thing to remember is that counting cards only tilts the odds in your favor, so that in the very long run you may come out on top. In the short run, you are not that much better off.

      When it comes to trying to win money, I'm as happy with a video black jack machine as I am at a table. But, I don't try to leave as a millionaire either and I'm more concerned with having a good time than anything.

    2. Re:Glazed over facts by Salden · · Score: 1

      I thought they made it clear how they practiced by providing constant distratcions. They learned how to play a six deck show and even how to cut the cards so they could predict a string of low cards or aces. Genius!

    3. Re:Glazed over facts by Salden · · Score: 1

      er, that's distractions and "shoe".. curse my sausage fingers!

    4. Re:Glazed over facts by gclef · · Score: 2

      And, to make things more complicated, some of the casinos in Las Vegas are now using shuffling machines. It's not clear how these machines work, but I'm sure the casinos are paying attention to the math research that shows that some shuffling techniques do not actually maximize randomness.

    5. Re:Glazed over facts by CoreyG · · Score: 2

      I don't know what Atlantic City you went to, but the scantily clad cocktail waitresses I saw were not something to be distracted by. The prostitutes on the other hand...

    6. Re:Glazed over facts by Edrick · · Score: 1

      In terms of probability, the more random the better : )

      Unless they are shuffling the cards in some way to thwart the expectations of players (very unlikely, though theoretically possible), then odds are card counting would still work.

    7. Re:Glazed over facts by Edrick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The distractions are not the main concern as they can be blocked out with practice over time...the REAL issue is being able to appear to the rest of the people around you as an average lucky schmuck. Most card counters are very quiet at the table because they have so much going through their heads --- or even worse, they try to act "normal" and in the process make fools of themselves.

      This is a psychological exercise as much as one of memory and calculation. It is akin in some ways to cheating a lie detector test, something that few people can manage.

      If you are playing for high stakes and to take the casino to town, then this is a much greater worry than if you are just hopping in for a few hours, but still is relevant.

    8. Re:Glazed over facts by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 4, Informative

      the best shuffling machine out right now uses the following method (for simplicity sake - Ill explain with one deck):

      there are 52 cards in a deck.
      the machine picks a number at random, say 42.
      it grabs card 42 and puts it in a slot
      it then slects a number at random (now out of 51)
      it takes that card and puts it in the slot.

      you tell the machine how many decks its holding - it then selects the random number from the total range its holding....

      apparently this is the "most random card shuffler available"

    9. Re:Glazed over facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm thinking if you want to be a cardsharp, you might want to reconsider. ;-)

    10. Re:Glazed over facts by nelsonal · · Score: 3, Informative

      I believe that you can still find single card games in Atlantic City if you look hard enough. The secret to winning if you have a slight odds advantage is bankroll your betting very well. Thats all the casinos are doing, they know they have an advantage, keep a large bankroll and let the law of large numbers work in thier favor.
      Be careful if you try to go down now to make your fortune, rumor has it that the enforcers are being reintroduced to Vegas since the corporate types are losing money on the casinos.
      Counting cards isn't that difficult, the easiest methods simply have you add 1 for cards below a six and subtract 1 for 10s, you have to divide your count by the number of decks in the shoe. Highly favorable situations (lots of 10s and few low cards) favor players who get larger payouts for blackjacks, and unfavorables (lots of low cards) favor dealers who are less likely to bust when they hit on those high hands where they have to hit. Then you increase and decrease your bet to get large returns during the favorable times and reduce them during unfavorables.
      Counting all the cards rapidly takes practice, and learning how to change your bets, without attacting attention, to provide adaquate returns is the main skillful part of counting cards.
      If you just want to relax, Craps with odds cut the house edge to a fraction of a percent, or Baccarat only involves 1 decision with odds nearly as favorable as strategy blackjack. Its also fun to watch the ceremony involved in a Baccarat game.

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    11. Re:Glazed over facts by iamacat · · Score: 1

      It depends on what you are doing. If you are not out to make big money and just want some mathematical recreations on an $5 table, they pretty much ignore you. In Tahoe, there are still single-deck tables where they go most of the way through the deck and the dealer will even agree to reshuffle if too many aces are gone in the beginning (yeah, theoretically the deck can still turn favourable, but it's too boring to play with no chance to get a blackjack).

    12. Re:Glazed over facts by flonker · · Score: 2

      Lie detecters (Polygraphs) aren't difficult to fool. See http://antipolygraph.org/ for more info.

      There are many other flaws with them. In short, they're only 80-90% reliable under the best circumstances. See the webpage. It makes for an interesting read.

    13. Re:Glazed over facts by JohnPM · · Score: 2

      I believe that you can still find single card games in Atlantic City if you look hard enough.

      Single card games are also known as 2-bit magic tricks - "Is this your hidden card?" :)

      Single deck games are fun too though.

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    14. Re:Glazed over facts by geekoid · · Score: 2

      1 deck or 6 decks the odds are the same, there are x amount of cards over 8 and x amount of card under 8. really not that hard to keep track.

      Now my grandfather could tell you ever card value and suit that had gone by, in forward or reverse order.

      Those distraction are minimized after you get used to your surrondings.

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    15. Re:Glazed over facts by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      Additionally, due to idiot card counters, double- and single-deck games have begun paying a mere 6:5 on blackjack rather than the standard 3:2. Any gambler will tell you this is a Bad, Bad Thing. The casual players don't even notice that the payoff has changed, but the real players certainly do, and it's due to every Tom, Dick, and Harry thinking he can count cards, come to Vegas, and become the next Uston.

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    16. Re:Glazed over facts by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      You don't get to cut the cards every time. The cut rotates around the table from player to player. They'd only get to perform their cut once every few deals, unless they can find a table to play alone at (good luck finding one at the Hard Rock, even in the hi-limit salon).

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    17. Re:Glazed over facts by gpinzone · · Score: 2

      The casinos that offer less decks make up for it by modifying the rules in their favor. Only allowing double downs on 9,10,A, no late surrendering, no resplitting, etc.

    18. Re:Glazed over facts by Wavicle · · Score: 2

      I think "Glazed over" is too polite a term. In fact, I call "bullshit" on most of the article. The author either purposefully "dressed up" the story, or some people pulled wool over his eyes and he didn't pay attention...

      Why are all these "intelligent" individuals carrying around so much hard cash? Why would you carry $200,000 in hard cash through an airport security checkpoint? Did it not occur to these intelligent individuals that there are professional thieves in Vegas who look for fools who wander the streets carrying large winnings? Why are they shoving chips down their pants? If you win $100K at a table, you can be sure the eye in the sky is going to watch your every move. If you hand off the bag to someone who shoves it in his pants.... DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S GOING TO RAISES SUSPICION?!

      It didn't bother them that they weren't doing anything technically illegal? Hello! Fake IDs? Isn't that a felony?

      A crowded area so that the conversation could not possibly be recorded? Didn't this surveillance pro know that they make shotgun mics to pick out voices in a crowded stadium? And what about that TV camera transmission thing? There is a lot of metal in casinos and all sorts of EMF noise. Multipaths abound. This may have been true, but since I was incredulous over so much of the article I figured I'd hit this one as well. *HOW* was a high quality signal transmitted from a hidden camera going through the metal, concrete, and noise of the casino making it out? And what about the person wearing gloves? Can you handle cards while wearing gloves in a casino? I've never seen anybody do this. And marking the cards with a radioactive isotope and using a geiger counter? Huh? The average density of tagged cards in the shoe is going to be fairly constant, I can't believe that distances of maybe 20 cards are going to result in noticeable changes from the distance the geiger counter was from the shoe.

      Security came to intimidate someone in the middle of the night, and forced entry into the room? If anything Casinos are VERY CONSCIOUS of the legal rules surrounding what they do. This just doesn't sound like them. They will usually wait for the morning, then tell the person they have to leave. They don't drag them down to the basement if this looks like the person's first offense. How do you think 7/12 jurors would vote in a civil action for wrongful imprisonment by a multi-billion dollar establishment? Casinos don't drag you to the basement unless they have compelling evidence.

      Blackjack teams have been around since at least the 70's. In the 80's the casinos got good at spotting them and sharing information. Seeing this sort of thing happen in the 90's? Huh? The first time I read about this was in the early 90's... It's not like the casinos just figured this one out, it had been in print for years prior.

      Maybe I'm all wrong... But this doesn't match my experience in the casinos and really sounds like mostly bullshit. Some of what they did is real... there was a time it was easy to do. But most of the article sounds like dressed up cloak and dagger social engineering bullshit.

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    19. Re:Glazed over facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Card counters carry the money in hard cash to avoid CTR forms, which let both the government and the casinos know exactly how much money is being withdrawn. Professional thieves are a concern to anyone carrying large amounts of cash, but this is exactly what card counting teams do. I

      Hotel security can enter any hotel room they want. Casino security can "back room" anyone they suspect of a crime, such as cheating or trespassing. Card counters are routinely ejected from hotels. Although some counters have indeed sued casinos over rough treatment, it does happen more often than you would suspect.

      Cheating teams have employed miniature tv cameras and one team did attempt to use a computer underneath gloves. They were caught exactly for the reasons you stated.

      There are boom mikes that can pick up conversations in a crowd. However, the PI who was being interviewed was not concerned about some sort of FBI sting operation. She simply didn't want to be recorded the way journalists normally record people, with a handheld tape recorder. This is why she chose a crowded place.

    20. Re:Glazed over facts by will_die · · Score: 1

      You can find single and double deck blackjack games in las vegas, go to fremont street.
      The problem is that they hand shuffle after each hand if the table is full, if single then after around 3 hands.

    21. Re:Glazed over facts by tpv · · Score: 1
      In terms of probability, the more random the better

      Maybe, but you don't beat blackjack via randomness.
      Having a non-random shuffle has two advantages.

      1. You can track the cards.
      2. Often, counters will watch a few tables looking for a hot deck. Once you find one, it's in your best interests if it still hot (i.e. has lots of 10s in a bunch just after halfway) even after a shuffle.
      A deck with 10s distributed evenly thoughout is useless. If a particular means of shuffling can help prevent that, then it's in the player's interest.
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    22. Re:Glazed over facts by tpv · · Score: 1
      Nope, 6 decks is worse.

      The probability of a particular card coming out is exactly the same (as you point out), but:
      The issue is: (number of favourable hands)/(number of hands played)
      Adding more decks makes a single shoe last longer, and that has more impact on the denominator than the numerator.

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  12. MIT Cost by SamiousHaze · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Interesting to me that the kids who have the cash (or are given the cash) to go to MIT feel the need to try and rip off the casinos...

    1. Re:MIT Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Rich people don't want money once they're rich? Scholarships don't exist? I fail to see the point of your post.

    2. Re:MIT Cost by paiute · · Score: 2, Informative

      You don't have to have the cash. MIT is need-blind admissions. You just have to have the brains. MIT may be the closest thing to a meritocracy in higher ed. You can't buy your way in. Even if your dad built them a new building, you have the same chance to get in as the janitor's kid.

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    3. Re:MIT Cost by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      oh the casinos, won't someone please think of the poor cash starved casinos!!!!

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    4. Re:MIT Cost by endoboy · · Score: 1
      "Even if your dad built them a new building, you have the same chance to get in as the janitor's kid."

      HA!

    5. Re:MIT Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How is it "ripping off" casinos?

      The rules of Blackjack do not state anywhere "you have to be stupid". Nor does it state that they are obligated to continue playing with you. Or that they are obligated to have Blackjack tables in the first place.

      If you manage to beat them at their own game, then there is nothing they can do but walk up to you and sulkily say "we don't want to play with you anymore". Which they eventually do.

      "Ripping off" Casinos. My God. And just what do you consider that all their slot machines and other gear rigged in their favour are doing to the thousands of weak-willed and mathematically challenged every night?

    6. Re:MIT Cost by Fat+Casper · · Score: 2
      ...feel the need to try and rip off the casinos...

      Duh- they're hackers, and this is everything from math to social engineering to just plain fun.

      What's the reasoning for a bunch of really bright geeks to take on the house (legally) when even the laws are in the house's favor? Because they believe that they can do it. The money's just icing; how they keep score.

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    7. Re:MIT Cost by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      How is it "ripping off" casinos?

      It's illegal to count cards in a casino. Should it be? No. But it is.

    8. Re:MIT Cost by nathanm · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Interesting to me that the kids who have the cash (or are given the cash) to go to MIT feel the need to try and rip off the casinos...
      They're not ripping off the casinos. They're using their natural talents, superior intellect, and some training and practice to win at blackjack, playing by the rules.

      Casinos, on the other hand, bar card counters. Ensuring they keep profiting from poor old retirees and others who don't understand basic probability. Reminds me of a /. sig I've seen: The lottery is a tax for people who are bad at math.
    9. Re:MIT Cost by Bizaff · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have never seen, nor will I ever see, how this is "ripping off" casinos.

      Using a little prob and stats to get up on the house in which almost every game GUARANTEES you will lose over time is not wrong. It's well within in the rules to look at the cards being played, and it's well within the rules to bet what you want, when you want.

      It is kinda funny that the only way the house can win against people this organized is to take its ball and go home.

    10. Re:MIT Cost by fishbowl · · Score: 2

      "You don't have to have the cash. "

      The $36,000 per semester has to come from SOMEWHERE.

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    11. Re:MIT Cost by cybermage · · Score: 5, Informative
      It's illegal to count cards in a casino.

      Ummm... No, it's not illegal. If a casino spots a card counter, all they can do is ask you to leave. If you refuse, you can be charged with trespassing.

      Casinos want people to believe it's illegal and actively encourage such beliefs, but it's not. As long as you don't tamper with the game, you're not cheating. Here are some other non-cheats:

      • Observe how the dealer reacts to their hole card. Some dealers will give a consistent visual tell when their hole card makes 21. Spot it, and you're right to insure when normally only an idiot would.
      • In roulette, track the numbers by dealer in relationship to their relative positions on the wheel. Lazy dealers can make the game VERY non-random.
      • In craps, bad dealers can forget to take down some loosing bets as much as 25% of the time. Spot a dealer who does this and remind him to pay your winning bets and let him forget your losing bets.
      • In many games, without making any effort, cards will be revealed to you that shouldn't be. (e.g., a neighbor may show you his hand) If you see other cards, through no effort of your own, that knowledge gives you an edge without cheating.


      Using any information available to you without action on your part is not cheating. Counting cards, spotting roulette fields, and dealers with bad procedure are all legit player advantages.

      A casino may ask you to leave for any reason. You might be winning due to pure luck, and they can still ask you to leave. If they think you're actually cheating (i.e., marking cards; switching dice) they'll have you arrested.
    12. Re:MIT Cost by ezberry · · Score: 1

      Just so you know, it's 18,000 from semester, and over 50% of the students at MIT are on substantial financial aid.

    13. Re:MIT Cost by sammy+baby · · Score: 2

      Actually, it isn't.

      It's against the house rules to count cards, but it's not illegal. You try cheating some other way, and that's punishable by jail time. For counting, they'll just kick you out (and maybe try to scare the piss out of you in the process.)

      Reread the article.

    14. Re:MIT Cost by VikingBerserker · · Score: 4, Funny

      Even if your dad built them a new building, you have the same chance to get in as the janitor's kid.

      I dunno, I think the janitor's more likely to actually have a key...

    15. Re:MIT Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in high school I applied to MIT. At a little orientation meeting for prospective students in the area, the MIT rep said, "If you get accepted, we'll help you find the cash."

      I never got to test that, though...my application was turned down. :(

    16. Re:MIT Cost by mdwebster · · Score: 1

      REread , HAHAHAHA, that's rich ... :)

    17. Re:MIT Cost by SerpentMage · · Score: 2

      That is what gets to me too. When I read the article the "intelligence" agency considered cheaters and odd's players both bad. Gee whiz!

      Odd's players are legal and only play the odds to improve their situation. Cheaters are that cheaters.

      The Gambling houses should be forced to let in people who consistently win. Because those that consistently loose and are forced to pay debts in interesting ways, etc are always allowed in. From a social point of view I have to say casinos are scum. They want people to beg and squander their money, while not taking any of the responsibility.

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    18. Re:MIT Cost by mother_superius · · Score: 1

      Kind of. My friend, depite 35 out of 36 on his ACTs and a 4.0 GPA (in the International Baccalaureate program, which is essentially work from hell for two years), did not get into MIT or any top colleges for the mere fact that he had one suspension for fighting someone who started the damn fight.

      That's pretty rediculous.

    19. Re:MIT Cost by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Actually, I did read the article, but didn't notice anything about the legality of card counting. I was under the misapprehension that the casinos had managed to buy . . . convince someone in the Nevada legislature to ban card counting. But a search on Google shows several sites confirming (though not offerring references proving) the opinion of the other respondents, that card counting is not illegal.

      I stand corrected.

    20. Re:MIT Cost by ostiguy · · Score: 2

      Thats because MIT gets 1000s of applicants who are some combo of valedictorians, 4.0's, and who have not gotten in fights.

      Its either harvard or mit who could field entire classes of valedictorians of high schools if they so chose.

      ostiguy

    21. Re:MIT Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now please go tell that idiot unicron dude the same thing. He seems to think that because the casinos think it's cheating, it must be cheating.

    22. Re:MIT Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Its either harvard or mit who could field entire classes of valedictorians of high schools if they so chose.
      Is this the same Harvard GWB went to?
    23. Re:MIT Cost by sammy+baby · · Score: 2

      For the record, it's on page 5:

      Getting caught is no small affair. Cheating at cards in Nevada can carry a sentence of up to 10 years. Card counting, on the other hand, will merely get you kicked out of the casino for good. But to Griffin and the surveillance establishment, the distinction between cheaters and counters is irrelevant. "Our job is to provide the casinos with information to explain why someone is winning," Griffin says. "It's up to the casinos as to what they want to do with the information."
    24. Re:MIT Cost by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Guess I didn't read it carefully, did I?

      Sorry, I can only affect my own knowledge that I was wrong. Rest assured that I may take a karma beating on this, too.

    25. Re:MIT Cost by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2
      Gaming is entertainment.

      Casinos do not allow winning players. Winning players are not being entertained, they are working .

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    26. Re:MIT Cost by NoData · · Score: 2

      Have you ever played casino blackjack? If the dealer has blackjack in the hole, the hand is over and players never play period. Maybe you're suggesting that when the dealer peeks, they tell if their hand is high (like 20, for example).

      But this is only relevant in some single to triple deck games as sometimes played out West, where the players still get to handle the cards and are dealt one card down. Most casinos (and, in fact, all Atlantic City casinos) use electronic systems to check for dealer blackjack. The 10-valued cards (face + 10s) and aces have black marks in the cards. When the dealer is dealt an ace or 10 up, the dealer slides the cards into a groove equipped with a photosensitive element and an LED. If the card has the mark in the corner, the LED lights, dealer has blackjack and the hand is over.

      (BTW, yes, aces and 10s have the mark on different sides of the card (long vs. short), so the dealer simply orients the cards appropriately given what the up card shows.)

    27. Re:MIT Cost by Suppafly · · Score: 2

      You obviously don't understand how the whole financial aid system works if you think that money comes from the students.. at most pricey universities, a huge proportion of the students pay very little of their tutition.. the rest is made up from scholarships and grants. The part you are expected to pay is your estimated family contribution, the rest can easily be gotten through grants and financial aid if you understand how to work the system.

    28. Re:MIT Cost by fishbowl · · Score: 2

      That may be how it used to work. Replace what you said about grants and scholarships with loans and you might be getting close.

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    29. Re:MIT Cost by Suppafly · · Score: 2

      if you borrow the max which is like 3 grand for a freshmen and your parents kick in the estimated family contribution and that still doesnt come close to the tutition amount, it is fairly easy to cover the difference with grants and scholarships, esp. if you are the caliber of student that goes to mit. If you are extremely poor or your parents are its even easier.. I know several people who are basically paid to attend college because their estimated family contribution is nearly zero so they get first dibs on map granps and various other free monies that universities are forced to give out.. not sure how it is in every state, but this is pretty consistant with IL and several other states where I know people.

    30. Re:MIT Cost by slam+smith · · Score: 1

      I read somewhere that some of these schools were starting to let in a few ordinary schmucks to anchor the grading curve. To many high school valedictorians couldn't handle suddenly getting B's and C's, when they compete against a higher caliber of student. But the less cerebral type of person didn't have such a problem with B's and C's.

    31. Re:MIT Cost by slam+smith · · Score: 1

      Vegas typically likes card counters. The typical card counter can be quite good for the bottom line of the casino.

    32. Re:MIT Cost by webloser · · Score: 1

      GWB went to Yale

    33. Re:MIT Cost by God!+Awful · · Score: 2


      You don't have to have the cash. MIT is need-blind admissions.

      I dunno. I know MIT will give you financial aid, but you have to prove you absolutely need it. They may require you to explore other options (e.g. your parents selling their house). I had a friend who was accepted at MIT but he didn't go because he couldn't get financial aid.

      -a

    34. Re:MIT Cost by cybermage · · Score: 2

      Have you ever played casino blackjack?

      Actually, I deal can deal the game but cannot stand playing it. In most places in the US, the dealer gets one card down and one card up. If the up card is an ace, the players are offered a chance to insure their hand against a blackjack. The dealer is supposed to settle insurance bets before checking their "hole" card, but they don't always.

      Anyway, if the dealer has an Ace or Ten showing, they have to check their hole card and in most places the dealer knows the value of the hole card once they've checked. Some dealers can give away the value through body language; many don't even realize they do it. If the dealer has a 10 showing and a 5 in the hole, the dealer knows they are likely to bust. If they give away this fact reliably, you can alter your play accordingly. If the deck is rich in 10's, you can go to town against a dealer with 15 or 16.

  13. That's been done before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There have been plenty of documents written on how to beat the house, especially in blackjack. The only problem is that as long as you make small bets and win, you're fine, because people see chips gathering on your side of the table. The casino's like that. As soon as you try to wager a significant amount of money and win, you'll likely get banned.

  14. Odds by aes12 · · Score: 0

    Blackjack has long been known to have the closest to even odds. If you play smart, and can count into a 7 deck shoe, you can do really well, as long as you get lucky before the casino realizes what you're up to. It's a private business, and they won't hesitate to kick you out when you start to win consistently. Sadly, I am not one of those people.

    1. Re:Odds by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      best odds on teh floor is bacarat, betting on the player, *truly* 50/50...

      of course the game is as exciting as flipping a coin, but oh well...

      second best is craps.

      third is BJ

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    2. Re:Odds by LightJockey · · Score: 1

      I'll agree with you there. Baccarat has no strategy. The next action is determined strictly by your current card count (i.e. More than 9, you stand, less than 9, you get a card) I remember doing a statistics report on baccarat and the odds are surprisingly good for the player.

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    3. Re:Odds by bje2 · · Score: 5, Informative

      baccarat does not have 50/50 odds...in fact the oddss in baccarat are still slightly against you...but the house edge is smaller when you bet on the bank actually...a lot of people don't like that, cause you're betting against the player...but it's the way to go in terms of edge...

      see here.... http://fastodds.com/gameodds/baccarat.htm

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    4. Re:Odds by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      they make money when you bet on the bank, as you pay a 5% premium on your bet.

      nevertheless, bacarat is THE best odds on the floor.

      worst is keno, followed by slots.

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    5. Re:Odds by bje2 · · Score: 2

      again no...that's not true...the way to look at it is house edge...if the edge is 0%, then the odds of you winning are truly 50/50...in any case, craps and blackjack have the best edge...

      Craps (double odds) 0.60%
      Blackjack 0.80%
      Baccarat (banker) 1.17%
      Baccarat (player) 1.63%
      Pai Gow Poker 2.5%
      Roulette (single zero) 2.7%
      Three-Card Poker 3.4%
      Let It Ride 3.5%
      Sportsbook Betting 4.5%
      Caribbean Stud Poker 5.26%
      Roulette (double zero) 5.6%
      Big 6 Wheel 11.1% to 24%
      Keno 25%

      actually, the blackjack edge can vary greatly depending on what the rules are in the casino...

      (i pulled those stats off a web page..not exactly sure how accurate...but it reflects the order i'm used to seeing)

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    6. Re:Odds by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      bleh, now that i read the site...

      interesting that the dealer has an advantage... i'm really curious as to where that comes from...

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    7. Re:Odds by danger42 · · Score: 1

      One important thing to keep in mind about Baccarat is that the tables usually have VERY LARGE minimum bets. The house hopes that you will quit while you are down.

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    8. Re:Odds by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      i've always heard 3% in BJ... craps is .8/.6 only if you stick with (no) pass line bets, and the field, but only if you buy odds...

      anyway, if you're going to a casino, what you need to remember is -

      play blackjack, craps or bacarat, the rest rape you without lubricant.

      (whereas the previous three will use lube first, and take their good old time)

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    9. Re:Odds by bje2 · · Score: 1

      i agree with you completely on those are the three games to play...i just disagreed with the fact that baccarat is 50/50...in any case, BJ odds can be dramatically increased by playing (and sticking to) basic blackjack strategy...that's what i play when i go to the casinos...a lot of people say that's not fun, becuase you're not really thinking for yourself...you're playing based on some strategy card you have memorized...but i win more times then not...so, i don't mind...

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    10. Re:Odds by OutsideBoston · · Score: 1

      You want truly 50/50? Bet a color or odd/even on roulette.

      You want 50/50, a $3 minimum bet table, and the chance to win money by playing the first card game you ever learned? Go to The Mohegan Sun's WAR tables. No joke!

      ~N

    11. Re:Odds by reverseengineer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Strictly speaking, even/odd and red/black bets on roulette aren't 50/50 either. They pay 1:1, as you'd expect from a 50/50 bet, but there are 38 spaces on a roulette wheel (37 in Monte Carlo, I'm told though)- 1-36 red/black odd/even, and two (or one) green zeros, which provide another color, and are neither even nor odd (you can debate whether zero is even, but the casino will not be swayed to your POV). This means your odds of hitting red on a red bet on a Vegas wheel are 18/38, or ~47.3%, but the payoff is only 1:1, as if the chance were actually 50%- it would be 1.11:1 if roulette weren't a way for casinos to rip you off. Incidentally, this means you can bet on both red and black, and still lose.

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    12. Re:Odds by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 2
      You want truly 50/50? Bet a color or odd/even on roulette.

      Nope. You're forgetting the zeroes which, as I understand it, are neither red nor black, and neither even nor odd. Me, if I want to get rid of extra money, I just set fire to it at home and save myself the plane fare to Vegas.
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    13. Re:Odds by Paolomania · · Score: 1

      third is BJ

      Yeah, you're guaranteed to get your money's worth out of that. Oh wait you meant Black Jack...

    14. Re:Odds by SpinyNorman · · Score: 2

      The low house edge for blackjack already assumes that you are playing perfectly (i.e. basic strategy)... If you DON'T play perfectly then the house will rape you just as well as at any other game.

      Even playing perfectly though you will lose over the long run at blackjack unless you count and wang in/out or modify your bets significantly to take advantage of the count information. Winning "more times than not" without counting just means you're on a lucky streak (which could be hundreds of games long).

    15. Re:Odds by secret_squirrel_99 · · Score: 1

      The dealer has no advantage. The house has the advantage. The actual off whether betting player or dealer are 50:50 . The house advantage comes from the commission they juice on the bets.

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    16. Re:Odds by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      actually, there seems to be a slight advantage to the "house", due to the structured hit/dont hit rules that are used.

      even after the 5% commision the casino extracts, teh better odds are still betting on the house.

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  15. Seven Figures In College? by Myriad · · Score: 2, Funny
    I wish I could have made seven figures while I was still in college.

    I don't know about you Timothy, but I wouldn't mind making seven figures now.

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    1. Re:Seven Figures In College? by Scaba · · Score: 5, Funny

      What are you talking about? I make seven figures right now.

      Of course, two of those figures are to the right of the decimal point...sigh.

    2. Re:Seven Figures In College? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lucky you. Xbase programmers have to count the decimal point in addition to the digits.

  16. That's where the money went by gyrojoe · · Score: 1

    Maybe the reason they need to rip off the casinos is because they've spent all their money on tuition.

    1. Re:That's where the money went by AssFace · · Score: 1

      actually, the article says that many of them dropped out in order to spend more time doing this and practicing.

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  17. Ripping off the Casinos? Nope by evilned · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sorry, but counting cards is not illegal, its not cheating. Its just a highly developed way to play blackjack. Now the casino's have the right not to let you play for what ever reason they decide, but they can't arrest you for counting cards, they can only kick you out and ask you not to come back. Considering its one of the only ways the house can be beaten legitimately, I say more power to anyone that does this.

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    1. Re:Ripping off the Casinos? Nope by Heywood+Yabuzof · · Score: 1

      Yes, but what the article is talking about is an organized team of people - several counters, several players - all working together. Wouldn't that be cheating? If you can go up to a blackjack table and by yourself count cards in a six-deck game, then yes, more power to you. Once you start organizing a group of people to help you do it, it becomes a little less "innocent".

      I know it's a small distinction, but I think that the moment you move away from one individual's math and observation skills, and towards a team approach you have crossed the (admittedly fuzzy) ethical line between skill and cheating.

    2. Re:Ripping off the Casinos? Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but the house has an "organization" to set you up for a loss. so it's one team vs another.

      just like schools, govt, and police, they nail you one by one cause a group is more powerful (but it's funny as they all use a group but never want another group against THEM)

    3. Re:Ripping off the Casinos? Nope by cybermage · · Score: 2


      I know it's a small distinction, but I think that the moment you move away from one individual's math and observation skills, and towards a team approach you have crossed the (admittedly fuzzy) ethical line between skill and cheating.


      I concur. The general rule of thumb I've been taught as a dealer was that an individual can use any knowledge they gather about the game to their advantage as long as the information is gathered passively. Working with a team isn't passive.

      Of course, the casino can boot you for any reason they want, so ...

    4. Re:Ripping off the Casinos? Nope by sckeener · · Score: 5, Funny

      Agreed.

      This should be considered a tax. Those bad at math pay and those too smart to breed will now have the chance to reproduce.

      Shouldn't the EPA be involved? Something about the endanger math student.

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    5. Re:Ripping off the Casinos? Nope by traumatized · · Score: 1

      Well, that's debatable.

      Even if it is considered illegal and/or cheating, it's only fair. I mean, Las Vegas as it now exists was built on swindling people out of their money, morality be damned. I don't see how the casino operators have any place to complain.

    6. Re:Ripping off the Casinos? Nope by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, but the only reason they need a team is to keep the casino from figuring out that they're counting cards. Any one of their spotters could do it on their own (that Kevin Lewis guy goes and does just this at the end of the article), except that the casinos are wise to those tactics. The teamwork is to throw off the eyes of the casino so that they can use their skill to win at the game. It's not cheating at all! It's like a game within a game.

    7. Re:Ripping off the Casinos? Nope by Heywood+Yabuzof · · Score: 1

      That's a very good point - the teamwork is simply there to allow the counter to do what he would normally do anyway. After reading parts of the article again, however, there do seem to be some instances where the teamwork is used to directly help the counting - a spotter will keep a running count, then pass that info along to the actual player, who has to use that to calculate the actual current count, before placing bets. That makes it a bit easier, espcially when we are talking about multi-deck games!

      Teamwork or not, it's still an impressive feat of human performance to be able to do this. As to whether it's cheating or not, I guess at this point it really just depends on what side you are on. If I were in charge of a casino, I wouldn't ban these guys - I'd just force them to only play roulette so I could get my money back. ;-)

  18. Quote by MjDascombe · · Score: 5, Funny

    To quote an old freind of mine : "Whats the point in counting cards, you know there are always going to be 52."

    1. Re:Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      but, that's the point in card counting: sometimes the casino loses a few so the count might come out to 51 or 50. if you play for a while you can figure out which cards are missing, and boy, then the casinos better watch out!

      but, it's not so much the money you make, it's the fun!

    2. Re:Quote by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 2

      Not if Homer's the dealer

      Rules for stud draw poker! You're suppose to take these out of the deck!

    3. Re:Quote by jareds · · Score: 2

      but, that's the point in card counting: sometimes the casino loses a few so the count might come out to 51 or 50. if you play for a while you can figure out which cards are missing, and boy, then the casinos better watch out!

      Uh, no. While you could certainly make use of that if it happened, I don't think it's likely to. Card counters keep track of what cards have already been played, because they know they won't be played again until the deck is reshuffled.

  19. Cheating Roulette by plasticpixel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The article was a great read. It reminds me of a story about some 'techies' that built the shoe computer that helped them predict where a Roulette marble would drop. Apparently they would use the computer to calibrate the wheel's spin and the marble against each other and then try to calculate the region of the wheel the ball would land. I figure that if you can at least know which half of the wheel you're going to land the marble in, you've already got a hedge on the house. If anyone has any links to that story please post.

    Someone should make a "Ocean's Eleven" style movie about this type of stuff.

    Personally, I stick to Craps. The odds are nearly even if you stick to the Pass line. Most people I've seen playing the game love to play all the sucker bets instead. At least I usualy walk out with my original money in my pocket and a few free beers in my tummy. :)

    1. Re:Cheating Roulette by bovinewasteproduct · · Score: 4, Informative

      Craps, my game...:)

      Actually, with a free-odds bet, both pass and don't pass are in your favor by a small margin (about 4 percent). Stay away from anything in the center and you'll be fine...:)

      The three games I play in a casino are, in order, craps, pai-gow poker and baccarat, all three are low house odds. Baccarat is rare, just when I feel lucky. The other two I can play for hours on a couple of hundred dollars, just soaking up comps having fun.

      If you just out to have fun, the big secrets are, one, be polite ,and two, always tip the dealer; they will remember it! At craps play this helps alot...:)

      BWP

    2. Re:Cheating Roulette by NoData · · Score: 1

      Yes, this is the Eudaemonic Pie referred to in the story post.

    3. Re:Cheating Roulette by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ya Craps is a fun game... I have played a lot in Reno - but my first trip to Vegas will be beginning of september...

      I know the game rather well - my ex-father in law was a pit boss who taught me how to play.

      I play the pass line for the most part. On come out bets I throw a dollar or two dollar (depending on table rules) on Yo (11) or C&E (11 & 7) - this has very good odds if you hit it.

      also about every 4th or 5th bet I will throw a few dollars in the field - with hopes of hitting a 12 (pays triple)

      but yes tipping the dealers is very important. Also - dont just tip them, bet for them... if the bet wins, they get much more than you would have tipped them in the first place. throw a few on a number for the dealers....

      this does two things:

      they watch your betting style, and tell you when to play on certain bets.

      when you get rather drunk - they watch out for where your money is, and keep track of your bets. (and no not for the house... some are really good about trying to help the better win)

      looking forward to playing in vegas. But never bet with money you cant afford to lose.

    4. Re:Cheating Roulette by garren_bagley · · Score: 1

      I just got back from Vegas. I found a new place for craps. Casino Royale. It is Next to Harah's.

      The beauty of this place was that it is always a one dollar min bet and always features 100X ODDS
      Incredible place. Good Dealers.

    5. Re:Cheating Roulette by jhaberman · · Score: 2

      I absolutely LOVE Pai-Gow Poker... I can sit at a Pai-Gow table for hours and hours. Soaking up free drinks and earning comps.

      Makes my trips to Vegas worthwhile!

      Jason

      --
      He's totally creeping out the Great One, eh...
    6. Re:Cheating Roulette by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ummmm. no. The "odds" bet has Zero edge. Nada. You get paid based on the odds of the event happening. For instance Odds on a point of ten (this is behind the pass line) pays $2 for every $1 wagered. This is because there are six ways to lose ( six ways to roll 7: 1-6, 6-1, 5-2, 2-5, 4-3, 3-4) and only three ways to win ( 5-5, 6-4, 4-6) 6:3 = 2:1. This is, to my knowledge, the ONLY bet in a casino which has no house edge (in other words, in the long run, the casino makes no money from it. That's why you usually don't get comp credit for odds bets)

      BUT, to be able to place that bet, you have to place a pass bet, which DOES have a small house edge (1.414%). This is why casino's limit the size of the odds bets to some multiple of the size of the pass line (or don't pass line) bet. When you see an advertisement for 3x craps, that means you can place 3 times your pass line bet.

      Want some good, cheap entertainment while gambling? Forget slots. Go play craps. Ask the dealer for help. Just play the pass line for the minimum (usually $5, but you can find cheaper in downtown Vegas) and the max odds behind it unless it's out of your $$$ range. Cheer like a mad heyena, drink a lot, and under no circumstances say "seven" out loud. Craps players are a superstituious lot.

    7. Re:Cheating Roulette by killmenow · · Score: 1
      Casino Royale
      Known outside of Vegas as The Quarter-Pound Casino...
    8. Re:Cheating Roulette by geekoid · · Score: 2

      When I worked n a casino, every dealer hated when people made bets for them. Bird in the hand and all that.

      the most importnat thing is, don't get drunk.

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    9. Re:Cheating Roulette by plasticpixel · · Score: 1

      Thanks for posting that link!!

      Great to see that there's a book out on that. Gonna have to read that one.

    10. Re:Cheating Roulette by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2
      Hahaha...you play the field? YOU PLAY THE YO? Bahaha, those are some of the worst bets on the table. Your dad might have known how to run a table, but he didn't know squat about how to bet. Now, run off to the Wizard of Odds' site and do some studying. Craps is a negative-expectation game, even with 100x odds at the Stratosphere. The yo has a whopping 11.11% house advantage. Even the field with 3x on the 12 still gives at 2.78% advantage. By contrast, a pass line bet with 10x odds is a measly 0.184% advantage for the house.

      You're partially correct about tipping the craps dealers. Yes - a properly tipped dealer will remember your bets, and even make payoff errors in your favor! But dealers hate when you gamble with their tip money. Nothing worse than having a player make the decision to give you a tip, and have your hard-earned tip squandered on a lousy hardway bet with a ~10% house advantage. The dealers would just rather have the money...toss a chip or two towards the dealer and sing out "for the boys."

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    11. Re:Cheating Roulette by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2

      the point was I do those bets every once and a while... like I said - maybe after 4 or five rounds of winning.

      I have hit the YO many times - and 1. it only costs 1$ and 2. it pays 36 to one.

      the field - like I said, you put a dollor or two in the field *once in a while* and only when you are up.. if it hits a 12 you get triple.

      it isnt about the odds of winning... its about enjoying the game. and it makes you feel good if you put some money in a yo or field bet randomly and hit it.

      Also - I only bet with money I don mind losing.. I go to have fun - not tout my statistical superiority.

      In my experience, playing a bet one in a while for the dealers and winning is very beneficial. if you never tip them and only bet then I could see how they would not like that - but if you tip AND bet for them it helps.

    12. Re:Cheating Roulette by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

      Royale has a $1 blackjack table (at least the last time I was there). Usually pretty crowded. But they have several $3 tables (which is two deck, slightly better odds). Plus, it backs up to the bar, fullfilling both my wife's requirements. Cheap gambling, quick drinks.

  20. Doesn't matter if they count them or not... by tgd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dealers have to follow the house rules no matter what they think the next card may be.

    If they have a hand below 17, they have to hit, no matter what If the table's rule is hit on soft 17, they have to hit no matter what. Doesn't matter if they know you've got a blackjack, or they're positive the next card is going to bust them.

    You're right, though, card counting is perfectly legal. Most casinos don't have a problem with it until you start to win a lot. At that point, they can't have to arrested, but they have no obligation to allow you to keep playing.

    (Also, the house advantage isn't anywhere near 90%, its a couple percent at best, depending on the rules you end up playing with)

    1. Re:Doesn't matter if they count them or not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, card counting is illegal in Las Vegas.

    2. Re:Doesn't matter if they count them or not... by garcia · · Score: 2

      see that is a problem for me.

      That was like the time that a bartender wouldn't serve me anymore because I wouldn't "ask nicely for drinks".

      I am paying for a service. Just b/c I am winning a lot does NOT mean that I have not paid my dues in the past or in the future. Their job is for MY entertainment. When they kick you out for card counting they usually notify other Casinos in the area of your activities and you are watched there as well.

      You are there for entertainment, not to get shunned from every Casino b/c god forbid they lose some of the billions of dollars they make every year.

    3. Re:Doesn't matter if they count them or not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it does - in hand held games (1 or 2 decks, ordinarily the best to count at), the dealer can shuffle when the count situation is favorable to the player. Even in "shoe" games, the dealer or pit boss can often find an excuse to shuffle up. This is effectively cheating, not only against the counting player, but all other players at the table.

    4. Re:Doesn't matter if they count them or not... by NoData · · Score: 5, Informative

      NO. Card counting is legal both in New Jersey and Nevada. See, for example, this article.

      However, the Nevada courts have ruled that as private clubs, the casinos can refuse business or openly discriminate (employ counter-measures like bet capping, early re-shuffling, etc.) against any player for any reason. Counting will get you kicked out, good counting can even get you banned, but it won't send you to jail.

      In New Jersey, on the other hand, courts have ruled that gambling can only take place on games of PURE CHANCE and not SKILL. If the casinos tried to press the fact that a cheater counted cards to gain an advantage in court, they would be admitting blackjack is a game of skill, which is illegal. Thus, casinos are on a slippier slope if they try to kick someone out for counting, because a gambler could take his "skilled play" claim to the courts. That's part of the reason Atlantic city casinos almost exclusively play giant 6-deck shoes with maybe 2/3 penetration (reducing counting advantage to near NILL) and never the two-deck and even one-deck gems you see in the West.

    5. Re:Doesn't matter if they count them or not... by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 1, Troll

      If they have a hand below 17, they have to hit, no matter what

      I should know... my father was a blackjack dealer, and he hit me until I turned 17... :-)

      --
      A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing -- Emo Phillips
    6. Re:Doesn't matter if they count them or not... by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 2

      They won't ban you for winning a lot of money.

      What they will ban you for is playing $5 per hand until the shoe is >50% empty then suddenly betting $50 per hand (and winning) until the deck is shuffled. Do that often enough and they will notice and take action.

      Believe me, the casinos will let you win (temporarily at least) because they have to have some winners or people will eventually wise up and move on.

      Last time I went to Vegas (last spring) I won enough to cover the cost of airfare, hotel, meals, rental car and a couple of evenings at the girlie-shows.

      Will I win again next time? Probably not.
      Will that stop me from going back? Probably not.

      --
      A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing -- Emo Phillips
    7. Re:Doesn't matter if they count them or not... by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 2

      Dealers are not supposed to shuffle until they reach the break card, a solid colored piece of plastic the same size as a playing card that is randomly inserted into the lower part of the deck after the deck is cut. If they suspect card counting, they are to report it to the floormen and they may then be told to shuffle more often, but dealers are not supposed to take actions against players on their own initiative.

      --
      A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing -- Emo Phillips
    8. Re:Doesn't matter if they count them or not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This depends completely on the casino and the particular game, and is by no means universally true. I have personally seen early shuffles, repeatedly, without the dealers having any opportunity to get instructions from the pit. This is very likely to happen in a game with "good" rules, so admittedly the dealers are likely under standing orders to employ counermeasures at their discretion. The effect is the same though - both counters and innocent players at the same table get a worse game than the posted rules suggest.

      Also, there are some dealers who don't "like" counters, and will do this on their own initiative. You know the type, they started out as tattletales in school :) What can the counter do? Complain to the pit?

      Newbie counter: "This dealer shuffled up on me".
      Pit to dealer: "Why'd you do that?"
      Dealer: "He's counting".
      Newbie counter: "Doh!"

    9. Re:Doesn't matter if they count them or not... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      I think you are confused. Games of skill for cash are legal everywhere. Think of a clay shooting competition with a money prize, or a golf tourney. Now, the casinos may have something to lose if blackjack were ruled a game of skill, because that means every non-gambling-regulated corner bar can have blackjack tables.

      It's like those quarter pusher machines, if they meet ceratin requirements, they pass off as games of skill rather than gambling, though they are in a grey area, depending on the implementation. The courts have ruled that there needs to be certain elements for it to be considered a game of skill, like a button to stop the table movement, and a aimable coin slot, things like that.

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    10. Re:Doesn't matter if they count them or not... by AntiNorm · · Score: 2

      Games of skill for cash are legal everywhere

      That doesn't mean that betting on them is legal.

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      of the Corporate States of America...
    11. Re:Doesn't matter if they count them or not... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Well, betting on a third party's performance may not be legal, such as done in craps, but in blackjack you only bet on your own performance right?

      I'd say that could be the same as paying an entry fee to a contest of skill, which is legal generally. The laws vary widely from state to state, so it's probably not something that ever would be universal.

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    12. Re:Doesn't matter if they count them or not... by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 2

      Who the heck modded that as a Troll? It's a JOKE people...

      If you don't like the joke, then mark it as offtopic or flamebait... but Troll?

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    13. Re:Doesn't matter if they count them or not... by JohnPM · · Score: 2

      Yes but dealers can still gain advantage for the house by counting along with the players. They simply re-shuffle the deck whenever the count goes high. Hell, they don't even need to count. If they're dealing to a suspected counter, they can re-shuffle whenever the player raises their bet.

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    14. Re:Doesn't matter if they count them or not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO. Card counting is legal both in New Jersey and Nevada. See, for example, this [gamingfloor.com] article.

      No data is right. Someone called me on this in another thread, and I did some quick research. Counting cards is not illegal.

    15. Re:Doesn't matter if they count them or not... by Tommy_S · · Score: 1

      You just reminded me of some absurdity here in my home state of Missouri. A number of years back riverboat casino gambling came into being around here. The opening of riverboat casinos was first put up to the voters and voters voted it down. Well of course there had been a ton of money already invested so the politicians said ok casino interests, you can have your riverboat casinos, but only games of skill will be allowed. Of, course that wasn't good enough for them because the real money is in the slot machines. If they couldn't have slot machines they wheren't going to bother opening up at all. And then, here is the absurd part - somehow, the casino's took it to court and got a legal ruling that slot machines are "a game of skill". I shi7 you not. And so, since in Missouri slot machines are legally considered a game of skill we have a bunch of riverboat casinos now, despite the fact that the voters said no. Its only got worse and worse from there. The definition of a riverboat casino has been stretched to where the latest incarnation is a HUGE multi-story building about 1.5 miles from the Missouri river to which they've dug a little drainage ditch from the river and surrounded the casino with a little moat.

    16. Re:Doesn't matter if they count them or not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. The dealer has several possible reasons to want to count, or to identify "advantage" players:

      1. The casino knows it should be making money. If a specific dealer is consistently losing money, he is ripe meat for further investigation to see if the *dealer* is cheating the casino. Sure, if he's honest, he should pass this, but who needs the hassle? Either he can blow the whistle, or make the counter leave without a scene, either by shuffling away the advantage, or other countermeasures - often just as simple as letting the counter know that the dealer knows he is counting.
      2. If the dealer *is* cheating the casino, he knows the casino is watching. Since casino procedures make it relatively difficult for dealers to steal chips directly, they must "dump" to a confederate. To keep from constantly being "short", the dealer must make up the money from other players - the slow way is to shuffle up when the deck is advantageous to the players, and keep real advantage players away, or the fast way is to cheat more directly (but with more risk, as the monitoring really is pretty good). This is your main risk from "cheating" in any reasonably sized casino. The casino would *never* risk its license that grants it a huge, essentially guaranteed statistical advantage in order to make a few bucks here and there. It may happen now and then, but if it were anywhere near widespread, there's just too large a pool of people "in the know" who would have blackmail leverage on the casino.
      3. Boredom. Yeah, the dealer friends who have been mentioned, who have been dealing for maybe 2 or 3 years, who are still sweating the mechanics of dealing and the art of trolling for tips may have no need for further diversions. But, in Las Vegas, there are dealers who have been dealing blackjack for 30 or 40 YEARS and more. Tell me that if you were doing something that repetitive, that you wouldn't eventually be tempted to try a thing or two to spice it up a bit. Counting, and identifying counters is one way to get a bit of entertainment.
      4. Career advancement. OK, you're the pit boss. Business is off lately, and you have to decide who to schedule for the work that is available. Your choice is the "automaton who doesn't care if the casino wins or loses", or a guy just as good, who you know is keeping his eye out for "those damn cheaters", including counters. Hmmm, tough choice?
      5. Career advancement 2. Most dealers don't want to deal forever - it's really repetitive and can be stressful, even though the pay is really pretty good for a semi-skilled job. To move up requires more management type skills. Again, between 2 otherwise equal candidates, who gets the nod: the "dealing automaton", or the guy who has already demonstrated some initiative, and extra loyalty to the casino, by learning more than the minimum his job required, and watching out for counters and other "cheats"? (Well, in reality, it'd usually go to the guy who "knows somebody" rather than anything as merit-based as I'm suggesting here :) But that doesn't stop some dealers from hoping...).

      Sure, in most casinos, especially in the 6 and 8 deck shoe games, the dealers don't bother to count, and probably don't know how to count. And in the shoe game, it wouldn't do them much good, as the most subtle dealer-initiated countermeasure (preferential shuffling) can't be used. In the handheld games in downtown Las Vegas though, in my experience, a very large percentage, and possibly even the majority of the dealers *do* know how to count, or otherwise identify counters, and do not hesitate to employ the preferential shuffle. Some will let the small-stakes counter get away with it for a while, especially if the counter isn't greedy. But try doing it with some black action ($100 bets) and up, and see how long they let you go...

    17. Re:Doesn't matter if they count them or not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in the '60's here in Australia at least there were indeed some people who'd turned poker machines into a game of skill. There was a technique called "Walking the Reels" where you could with a particular type of grip get the reels to go around at less than full speed and get them where you wanted them.

      It gained quite a bit of publicity, until the pokie manufacturers changed the mechanism.

      Another trick of the time was called a "yo-yo". You drilled a hole through the coin, tied strong thread to it, and you could retrieve it after you'd pulled the handle. IIRC one entrepeneur marketed a poker machine winning kit which included a neat variation; a coin with a rod welded to it and a bend at the top so you could just rest it on the case and keep playing without putting any more coins in.

      Again, changes to mechanisms did away with this.

  21. K-Mart sucks by kippy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    your boxers are on the highway

    1. Re:K-Mart sucks by miked50 · · Score: 1

      How could they post this OT? Didn't they see Rain Man... Hell even the article mentioned Rain Man.

      "Tell'em Ray..."
      "K-Mart Sucks"

  22. book recommendation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Can you win?" by Mike Orkin (Freeman Press- Scientific American) 'splains the odds of casino and sports betting games. Great writer, it's a book on statistics that is often hilarious.

    Teaches you how to have hours of fun on the craps and blackjack tables without losing more the $20.

    This issue of Wired, by the way, is just great. Expounds on water politics in western Asia and other stuff not discussed anywhere else. Well worth the yearly subscription of $10 to $12.

  23. Ben Mezrich!!!! by cioxx · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's funny how nobody noticed who wrote the story.

    Ben Motherfucking Mezrich. One of the best young fiction writers out there. According to the footnote it says he turned to writing non-fiction and his new book on this^ particular subject.

    If you're unfamiliar with his works, I encourage anybody to check out Fertile Ground, Treshold and Reaper which rips on Microsoft-like organization and their set-top devices in a really good techno-suspense novel.

    Apparently he's back. And it's good news.

    1. Re:Ben Mezrich!!!! by AdamBa · · Score: 2
      Mezrich wrote an article for the Boston Globe called "YOU'RE GOING TO BE HUGE: THE UPS, DOWNS, AND SHEER ABSURDITIES OF THE WRITING LIFE" which may or may not detail why he switched to non-fiction. However I don't know since you have to pay to read it.

      - adam

    2. Re:Ben Mezrich!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went to high-school with him. Princeton Day School in, where else, Princeton, NJ. One of his classmates was Lyle Menendez.

    3. Re:Ben Mezrich!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read Threshold years ago - and wasn't too impressed. Being a biologist myself I couldn't believe how wrong he got the science. He spelled ethidium bromide wrong (almost as if he talked to a scientist and they said the word to him and he interpolated it as one word or something). And then they were analyzing PCR products under a microscope! Argh...and the whole storyline was a rehash of what we've seen before...

      Anyway, maybe I'm just nitpicking...

    4. Re:Ben Mezrich!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Copyright 2002 Globe Newspaper Company The Boston Globe

      August 4, 2002, Sunday ,THIRD EDITION

      SECTION: MAGAZINE; Pg. 12

      LENGTH: 3245 words

      HEADLINE: Ben Mezrich has written six novels and one nonfiction book. He lives in Boston.; "YOU'RE GOING TO BE HUGE" THE UPS, DOWNS, AND SHEER ABSURDITIES OF THE WRITING LIFE.

      BYLINE: By Ben Mezrich

      BODY:

      I had been dreaming about the moment for so long that when it actually happened, it caught me by surprise. It was a Wednesday afternoon in 1995, and I was sitting at my desk in my tiny Back Bay basement apartment. The walls around me were covered in rejection slips - 190 of them, to be exact - from nearly every book editor in the country. My desk was weighed down by the nine unpublished, seemingly un pub lish able manuscripts that I had written since graduating from Harvard four years earlier, a 3,600-page morass of words in search of a voice.

      While most of my classmates were finishing up law school or bringing down six-figure salaries on Wall Street, I was subsisting on peanut butter and jelly and using multiple credit cards to pay my rent. Maybe a little more foolish than noble, I was getting used to failure, getting good at failure. So when the phone rang that afternoon, I assumed it was just another creditor checking to see if I was alive. It was my agent, Jay Garon, and he had news about my latest submission, a thriller about the Human Genome Proj ect gone bad. HarperCollins had just made a sizable offer for the book. Along with the offer had come a promise of a first printing of 100,000 copies, a planned multicity book tour, and my very own publicist. In publishing terms, I had hit the jackpot. I was going to be Harper's "Boy Wonder," Jay enthused, a description he had fashioned to describe the publishing house's penchant for picking salable young men and turning them into phenomenons. "Everything's going to change. You're going to be huge." I remember how the phone trembled against my ear. Jay Garon was the agent who had pulled John Grisham out of the slush pile, after all. The fact that he had worn a cape and carried a cane with an ivory head the one time I had lunched with him, at the Russian Tea Room in New York, now seemed irrelevant. "You're going to be my next Grisham," he told me, and at the time, I was naive enough to believe that it would be just that easy.

      Since that day nearly seven years ago, I have learned a lot of hard lessons about the publishing industry and what it takes to survive as a writer in these strange times. As Jay had suggested, everything changed with that phone call: I was tossed into an adventure that at moments has been glamorous but, for the most part, has tended more toward the absurd. For the record, since 1995, I have published six novels with a combined printing of more than 1 million copies in nine languages. I've done a TV movie and written a novelization for the X-Files television show. Recently, I represented Massachusetts in Fox TV's Sexiest Bachelor in America pageant (prancing around a Las Vegas stage in my bathing suit, by far the palest man ever to appear on national television).

      Along the way, I have been written about (sometimes kindly, sometimes not) in Entertainment Weekly, The New York Times, and People magazine, as well as hundreds of local papers around the world. I've also had a chance to experience the frustrating liquidity of the profession, skating my way through six agents, five editors, and four publishing houses in less than five years. I've been alternately seduced and repulsed by Hollywood, spending weeks at a time carted about Los Angeles by a handful of agents who were certain, as Jay was, that I was "going to be huge."

      Blinded by so much heady optimism, I've made enormous mistakes with my money, learning the lessons of feast and famine over and over again. I regret nothing, but I remember everything - because the details of my adventure have chopped away much of my naivete, and, I hope, I am a stronger writer for it.

      I received my first dose of reality around six months after Jay's phone call, when I began my book tour for Threshold, the novel that had rescued me from my noble state of squalor. My first stop was New York, where I met with my publicist to go over my itinerary.

      With stars in my eyes, I expected to see a list of my favorite prime-time talk shows, sprinkled with some morning, coffee-talk, high-profile fare. Instead, I learned my first important lesson about the writing life: Nobody wants to see an author on prime-time television. In fact, for the most part, no one wants to see an author on TV at all. People want to see movie stars, rock stars, models, athletes. Authors spend most of their lives locked in their rooms, staring at computer screens. As a breed, we are pale, twitchy, bookish. If we had exciting lives to talk about, we wouldn't be writing, we'd be living.

      So instead of Letterman and Leno, my first book tour was spent shuttling among tiny radio stations, suburban bookstores, and high school auditoriums. Through the blur of indistinguishable hotel rooms, carbon-copy shopping malls, and rushed fast-food lunches, a few indelible moments stand out. On my second day, for instance, I found myself debating a dwarf on a cable-access TV channel in Boston. She had somehow gotten the idea that my genetically themed novel was going to lead to the "eugenicizing" of the dwarf population. I tried to explain to her that I had nothing against little people, but she would not be appeased. Barely escaping confrontation, I was rushed to my next interview, 20 minutes of live airtime on Tunnel Radio, an AM station that only airs in the few hundred yards of one of Boston's downtown tunnels.

      In between the interviews were the bookstore appearances. Hopping from shopping mall superstores to small, independent booksellers, I toted a marked-up copy of Threshold from city to city, reading passages to anyone who would listen. Since I was a first-time author, it was often hard to draw a crowd. In fact, my first signing audience consisted of just two people: a 12-year-old kid whose mother had left him while she went shopping and an elderly gentleman who had thought there were going to be refreshments (another important lesson: Always arrange for refreshments).

      Over time, the signings began to draw more people, but with more people came the added pleasure of dealing with a handful of mentally unbalanced fans. There was the woman in New York who demanded to know "what the characters are doing right now." A few of these fans grew into bona fide stalkers (another perk of the business), including the woman who writes me letters in "the red pen I use when I get emotional" and the gentleman who sends me underlined passages from my books along with photos of himself in various states of undress.

      Of course, the signing experience wasn't all bad. In Philadelphia, I read to a packed house (someone at The Philadelphia Inquirer had called me "cute, in a young, Richard Dreyfuss sort of way" - why is it never "cute, in a Brad Pitt sort of way"?) and was approached afterward by a blond bombshell in a low-cut blouse. Turns out, she was the former head cheerleader from my high school, the one who had never spoken two words to me. After I signed her book, we had a nice laugh over the fact that the female romantic character in my novel shared her name. Coincidence, of course, certainly not a lame attempt at re imag ining a past where I didn't spend much of high school hiding inside a gym locker because I weighed 80 pounds and knew more about Hemingway than football.

      Aside from attracting cheerleaders from your past, the point of the book tour is to get yourself publicity. Since booking television interviews is nearly impossible, most of this publicity comes in the form of print features and reviews. The glossier the magazine, the better. Because I was young, more or less presentable, and because HarperCollins was pumping me up behind the scenes, I landed plenty of features. But perhaps for the same reasons, some reviewers could be less than kind. My first major notice in The New York Times Book Review (two full pages) actually contained the line "This is a bad book - someone should option it for the movies."

      But the reviews weren't all bad. A slow buildup of positive reinforcement finally led to the feather in my cap, a People magazine "Beach Book of the Week" review in which I received the holiest of holy praises: "May give Michael Crichton a run for his money." At 26 I had now been compared to both Grisham and Crichton. It was only a matter of time before Hollywood came knocking.

      That first knock came in the guise of an Armani-clad agent at Creative Artists Agency (CAA), the top deal maker in Los Angeles. I was flown out to Hollywood, put up in a suite at the Century Plaza, and squired around town by said agent in his Mercedes convertible. It was like something out of a Robert Altman movie, a bizarre montage of moments that could only have occurred in LA. At one dinner, a producer offered me $10,000 at the table for a one-sentence idea. In retrospect, I probably should have complied. Another producer promised he could "hook me up" with Madonna if I let him have a first look at my next novel. I didn't take him up on the offer.

      By the end of the week, we had managed to sell the rights to my second published novel, Reaper, to TBS, to be produced as the Superstation's premiere TV movie. It wasn't a huge proj ect - underwear model Antonio Sabato Jr. from Melrose Place was going to star, opposite Robert Wagner as the bad guy - but my foot was in the door. This was all that the agents at CAA needed to spur them on. They begged me to stay one more week to pitch more TV-movie ideas to the other studios in town. Visions of a David Kelley-esque lifestyle filling my head, I readily agreed. It didn't seem to matter that I hadn't prepared any other proj ect ideas or that I didn't even have my laptop with me. I was a writer, and this was Hollywood: the Wild West with pens and checkbooks instead of guns.

      Now a team of Armani-clad agents shuttled me from studio to studio in a shiny black SUV. At first I was intimidated by the posh offices and well-coifed executives, but I soon got into the groove. Instead of the 30-page outlines that novelists use to sell books, I was spewing out one-page "treatments" based on whatever trend the Hollywood machine was seeking that particular morning. The lure of fast money - and, more than that, the constant ego stroking of the agent-sirens - quickly dissolved whatever was left of my writing integrity. I reached a personal best in the offices of NBC while pitching a proj ect about a giant comet that sweeps by Earth, depositing tiny white spores that hatch into foot-long carnivorous lizards. I actually debated with a high-level executive the relative merits of foot-long lizards and foot-long cockroaches, both carnivorous, of course. Then, on the way out of the studio, I overheard one VP say to another: "You know why the miniseries The Odyssey is going to do so well on Monday night? Because it's so new."

      In the end, I didn't sell any more TV proj ects, but the week wasn't a total loss. At a dinner party, I was seated next to Jason Hervey, the guy who played the older brother on TV's The Wonder Years in the late 1980s. He was producing World Championship Wrestling events, and now I get free tickets. On a more professional front, I also managed to land a meeting with Chris Carter, the creator of The X-Files. I was driven to his trailer on the Fox lot and introduced to his production staff. To my surprise, I was immediately offered a writing job on the show. However, I had no interest in moving to LA. (I don't drive; this is one of my many charming neurotic eccentricities. I also wash my hands 15 times a day, am such a hypochondriac that my doctor won't let me schedule appointments anymore, and can only fly in airplanes with a magazine open to a picture of a happy person.) I respectfully turned down the gig.

      Carter then asked if I'd be willing to write a novel based on the series, a thriller featuring Fox Mulder and Dana Scully. Hell, it wasn't Hemingway, but it seemed like a fun way to be involved with Hollywood without leaving the safety of Boston. Carter asked if I had any ideas, and although I considered telling him about my carnivorous lizards, I instead racked my brain for something better. I remembered that my younger brother, a medical student in New York, had a part-time job with the New York Fire Department's skin bank, harvesting skin from the recently dead in trauma centers around Manhattan. I pitched the grisly idea to Carter, who bought it on the spot.

      Returning, victoriously, to Boston, I was shocked to discover that while I was gone, Jay Garon, my agent, had died. I immediately called Jay's assistant, who acknowledged that Jay was dead but added, "That doesn't mean your contract with us is up." It seems I had signed a three-year contract with Jay's agency, which meant that even though he was no longer alive, I was somehow bonded to the company that still bore his name.

      Six months of legal haggling later, I managed to free myself from my deceased agent and move forward with my career. Signing with Aaron Priest, one of the premier agents in New York, I immediately sold two more books to St. Martin's Press. I was now working with my third publisher - and fourth editor - in three years. Furthermore, since I was still under an option agreement with my first publisher, I could only publish the St. Martin's books under a pen name. My new agent advised that I come up with something "non-ethnic" (it was obviously the "z" in my last name that was holding me back from the Grisham/Crichton level of success). My first choice was Holden Storm, but Aaron thought it sounded too much like a local weatherman's fake name, so we settled on Holden Scott.

      A year later, Holden Scott came out with his first novel, a ghostly thriller called Skeptic. With a paperback printing of 200,000 copies, it was a much bigger book than my last few and was "front racked" at nearly every bookstore in the country. Along with publicity - and perhaps more important than publicity - proper book placement at mega-chain bookstores can make or break an author. The publishers pay for shelf space in the same way that businesses pay for retail real estate: the better the location, the higher the cost. Publishers even pay to determine whether the front or the spine of the book will be showing. One of the main reasons that authors travel from store to store doing book signings is to get their books placed in a better selling position.

      Personally, I like to take a guerrilla approach to getting my book better placed. I have trained various family members to sneak into bookstores and move my books from the back shelves to the front. After the publication of my fifth book, The Carrier, I actually got a phone call from my publisher telling me that a Barnes & Noble in Washington, D.C., was complaining about a strange man in an overcoat who kept surreptitiously carting all of my books to the front window of the store (thanks, Uncle Jack).

      Bolstered by Holden Scott's success, I once again felt the pull of Hollywood. TBS had just begun production on my TV movie (it had changed the title of the proj ect from Reaper to the even cheesier Fatal Error), and the producers had invited me to tag along. Once I arrived in Vancouver, British Columbia, it took me about two hours to realize that I was superfluous to the production. The only person who seemed glad to have me around was Antonio Sabato, who kept asking me to help him with the pronunciation of the medical terms in his dialogue. Otherwise, I spent most of my time drinking with the stagehands.

      My insignificance was best illustrated the day of the wrap party: When I arrived at the VIP room of the trendy nightclub where the party was taking place, I was stopped by a huge bouncer, who informed me that I "was not on the list." Even though copies of my book were lined up next to the velvet rope behind him, he wouldn't let me in. Thankfully, Antonio noticed my plight and convinced the bouncer that I was part of the actor's entourage. On the way into the party, Antonio asked me to pronounce "tension pneumothorax" one final time. Through this experience, I learned another valuable lesson: In Hollywood, a novelist ranks somewhere just above the key grip and just below the caterer.

      Fatal Error aired a few months later; coincidentally, in that same month I came out with one novel under my pen name, one novel under my real name, and my X-Files novelization. I managed to survive three simultaneous book tours - though, in the proc ess, I ended up switching agents, editors, and publishers once again. Trying to figure out who cuts my paychecks and whom I owe commissions to can be as complex as piloting a 747.

      That cluttered month was probably the pinnacle of my adventure so far. The resulting publicity led to an even stranger development, when a few months later I was somehow chosen to represent Mas sa chu setts in Fox TV's Sexiest Bachelor in America show. I was flown to Las Vegas and instructed to prance around a stage in my bathing suit. Worse, the other 49 contestants were hairless male models who looked as if they had been born inside tanning booths. As a lifelong East Coaster, my skin is blindingly pale. In fact, friends in the audience overheard a smattering of concerned whispers as I took the stage: "What's wrong with Mr. Mas sa chu setts? Is he sick?" Although I didn't even make it past the first round of the show, I probably sold a few books.

      Despite my brief flirtation with the Vegas pageant scene, most of my time is spent at home, writing.

      I am constantly approached by struggling writers seeking advice on breaking into the business. Looking back at my own career, the one thing that stands out is my unwillingness to give up. I am obsessive about writing, to the point of a true neurosis. I still keep all 190 rejection slips next to my computer. I still reread Hemingway's The Sun Also Rises the first of every month. I still try to write 10 pages a day, whether it's complete gibberish or a chapter for my next novel. I am willing to do just about anything to get my books noticed, because I know that this is all I'm good at, that this is the only thing I've ever wanted to do.

      There's an enormous wall you have to climb to get into writing, but the scary thing is, you have to keep climbing that wall with every book you write. Douglas Coup land, the author of Generation X, once told me that selling your first book is like winning the lottery; keeping your career going in this industry is like winning the lottery over and over again.

      The truth is, writing a novel can be painful and horrid. It's like having a stomach virus that lasts three months: You're hunched over your desk, heaving again and again, trying to get the last bit out, but it just won't come. On the other hand, some elements of this business are incredible, fulfilling, glamorous, and life-changing. There's no better feeling in the world than seeing your work on the bookstore shelves for the first time. I may never write the Great American Novel. Likewise, I may never reach the status of John Grisham or Michael Crichton. But I will always follow the advice I got from Mr. Louisiana (a bodybuilder/model/retail broker), a fellow contestant in Fox's Sexiest Bachelor pageant. "You've got to shake what your mamma gave you."

      I've just finished my seventh book, a true-life thriller called Bringing Down the House, set in Las Vegas, to be published this fall by Simon & Schuster. So you see, I'm still shaking it the best I can.

      GRAPHIC: Flashing his newest title, Ben Mezrich acts up at Brookline Booksmith. One lesson he learned about promoting his work, the writer says, is that "nobody wants to see an author on prime-time television."

      LOAD-DATE: August 6, 2002

    5. Re:Ben Mezrich!!!! by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      Good for him. I'd rather read stories about real people doing real things than endure some author's made-up stories in which he gets to exercise his prejudices.

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    6. Re:Ben Mezrich!!!! by kubrick · · Score: 1

      endure some author's made-up stories in which he gets to exercise his prejudices.

      Not all non-fiction is free of an author's prejudices, of course... in fact I'd say that very little of it is.

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  24. Sure, there's good money in BlackJack... by GoodWebDesigns · · Score: 1

    ...but the real money is in the nickel slots. I just need to win 500,000 more nickels and I'll have my MIT tuition covered.

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  25. Security Guards... by Frank+of+Earth · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The guard doesn't seem to be bothered by the bulges under my clothes. He waves me through the metal detector, and I stumble toward my gate."

    Thank god he didn't try to hide the money in his shoes!

    1. Re:Security Guards... by drix · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah my jaw about hit the floor when I read that. Wired says the piece is excerpted from the author's forthcoming book, so I assume he must have been working on it and taken this trip well over a year ago. If you'll excuse the pun, no way that sort of thing would fly after 9/11.

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    2. Re:Security Guards... by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      "The guard doesn't seem to be bothered by the bulges under my clothes. He waves me through the metal detector, and I stumble toward my gate."

      And

      Wired says the piece is excerpted from the author's forthcoming book, so I assume he must have been working on it and taken this trip well over a year ago. If you'll excuse the pun, no way that sort of thing would fly after 9/11.

      Remember, he also said this was at Logan Airport, where security in fact did let through what, 8 hijackers on September 11? Shudder.

    3. Re:Security Guards... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2
      Yeah, that was the scariest part of the article. Everyone knows, of course, that anyone carrying a large amount of cash is a drug dealer. It's absolutely true. If you're carrying cash, and get searched, your cash will be confiscated unless you can positively prove in a court of law that your cash did not come from drug profits. Mind you, during the months while you're hiring a lawyer and preparing to sue, your cash is in the posession of the government.

      I can hear you now - the Bill of Rights prevents unlawful search and seizure. Perhaps, but the Supreme Court has ruled that the case is against your money, not you. That's right, it's not the United States vs. John Q. Citizen, it's the United States vs. $200,000. The legal standards favor the government in property proceedings.

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    4. Re:Security Guards... by commodoresloat · · Score: 2

      On top of all that, apparently some 90% of American currency tests positive for cocaine. (I've read this in articles about forfeiture; I don't know how accurate it is; anyone know any more about this?) I've read some horror stories of people having large amounts of cash confiscated; in one case a woman's life savings, while she was in the process of moving. More information about forfeiture here.

  26. Good luck by xbrownx · · Score: 1

    Just be careful they don't catch you trying to count the cards.

    You might find yourself without the use of your kneecaps...

  27. Carmack by CaseyB · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Long time readers will remember when John Carmack won $20K at blackjack. Then donated it to the FSF.

    "It takes a small amount of skill to know the right plays and count the cards..."

  28. Not TOO hard. by unicron · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I live in Vegas, and I actually know a guy that can do this, and can really clean up at a Blackjack table. It's not about actually remembering every card's place in the deck and trying to predict when the card will come up, it's about trying to predict when face cards will come up. Their's actually a rhythm/pattern to it while you're watching the cards come out, so a REAL easy way to spot someone doing this is to look for someone that's trying to use a make-shift metrinome, like someone rolling a chip in their hands or tapping the table in a specific, contantly-repeating pattern. Pit Bosses can spot this shit through a hurricane, so unless you can count in your head, you're fucked(it seems simple, but it's hot, noisy, and if you're cheating, you're probably pretty nervous).

    It's important to note that it's not like Rainman where you're going to be able to say a 10 of hearts is coming up next, or anything specific like that. You just want to be able to predict with good odds that a face card is going to be up soon. A lot of tables, however, use multiple decks, so it gets pretty hard. Extremely high-roller tables have even been known to use a new deck for every hand. Most tables, though, just have a big plastic holder with 6 shuffled decks inside.

    It's really not that hard, and my friend can make about $5,000 a weekend on average, but remember, you may have to sit at a table for 8 hours a day for 2 days to make this kind of money, but hell, that's a work schedule, and a $1,000 a day isn't bad. Just remember, the trick to not getting caught is don't be a stupid fuck. Don't come in a 10am, play the $5 dollar tables, and 2 hours later be raking in at the $1,000 tables, or they'll nail your ass. If they even SUSPECT your cheating, they'll take the money, kick you out, and you can't do shit about it(what are you gonna do, sue them for the money you came there with?). And this is a at nice casino. God help you if you cheat at a shady casino.

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    1. Re:Not TOO hard. by Wolfier · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For what's worth, please reconsider your wording. In no sense is card counting "cheating".

    2. Re:Not TOO hard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear sir: can we meet in person? An insight like that should be rewarded with a donkey punch.

    3. Re:Not TOO hard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just remember, the trick to not getting caught is don't be a stupid fuck. Don't come in a 10am, play the $5 dollar tables, and 2 hours later be raking in at the $1,000 tables

      Hmm.. Why would that be stupid? Why would that reveal me as a cheater?

    4. Re:Not TOO hard. by mrcparker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Counting cards is not cheating. Casinos have the right (at least in Vegas) to bar who they want from their establishments, and card-counters are bad for business.

    5. Re:Not TOO hard. by cybermage · · Score: 2

      Hmm.. Why would that be stupid? Why would that reveal me as a cheater?

      Speaking as another Vegan, and a trained dealer, let me answer that:

      Dramatically changing your bet, in any game, is usually considered a sign that you've spotted a way to tilt the odds to your advantage. Usually, this is the result of finding a bad dealer (e.g., tells their hole card in Blackjack)

      While card counting is not cheating, a casino can refuse your business for any reason. If they think you're counting, they'll ask you to stop playing. Refuse, and you're trespassing.

    6. Re:Not TOO hard. by unicron · · Score: 2

      Actually, the official casino policy regards card counting as cheating. I actually thought like you did, and argued the hell out of with my friend, using "how is using math to help cheating?" as my logic. So to shut me up the next time we were getting our blackjack on he asked the dealer, who confirmed that it is cheating.

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    7. Re:Not TOO hard. by dboyles · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, I called up Hillary Rosen to ask her if using my CDs to make a compilation disc for my personal use is stealing. She said it is.

      If counting cards was actually cheating, the casinos would have card counters arrested rather than simply ejecting them.

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    8. Re:Not TOO hard. by debrain · · Score: 2

      It doesn't sound like cheating, does it? It carries the same stigma as PI=3 ...

    9. Re:Not TOO hard. by unicron · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      The reason they don't arrest you is because it's impossible to prove, even if they're sure you're card counting.

      And try to keep to the Hillary Rosen, DMCA references to topic that's actually on that subject, you slashdot puppet. God I hate that shit. Typical conversation with a slashdotter:

      Me: I'm hungry. /.'ter: THAT'S BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT IS TAKING AWAY YOUR RIGHT TO EAT. IT'S A CONSPIRACY BETWEEN THEM, THE DMCA, AND THE FCC! ONLY BY USING LINUX TO PLAY NEVERWINTER NIGHTS CAN YOU FIGHT BACK!

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    10. Re:Not TOO hard. by Hard_Code · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "And try to keep to the Hillary Rosen, DMCA references to topic that's actually on that subject"

      The point you seemed to miss is that you don't ask the plaintiff whether a certain behavior is a crime, because obviously they believe it is.

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    11. Re:Not TOO hard. by bigox · · Score: 1

      In Atlantic City, it is illegal for a casino to kick out a card counter. The authors of KO Blackjack said that Ken Uston was responsible for a law in AC that outlawed banning card counters.

    12. Re:Not TOO hard. by DaytonCIM · · Score: 1

      Hate to burst yer bubble, but card-counting (using NO exterior devices, only your mind) is not illegal in the state of Neveda.

      However, casinos do have the right to bar anyone for any reason what-so-ever. They tend to not like anyone who wins... and as such if you consistantly win, they will ask you to leave.
      If you are counting cards and not using an external device, they CANNOT (by NV law) take your money; and they cannot force you to any "back room" or "basement."
      If they do "force" you to a back room or basement, then the casino is wide-open for a "false-imprisonment" suit.

    13. Re:Not TOO hard. by the+way,+what're+you · · Score: 1
      It's really not that hard, and my friend can make about $5,000 a weekend on average, but remember, you may have to sit at a table for 8 hours a day for 2 days to make this kind of money, but hell, that's a work schedule, and a $1,000 a day isn't bad.

      Yeah, but $2,500 a day is even better!

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    14. Re:Not TOO hard. by dgrgich · · Score: 1

      Bullcorn. It IS hard and it IS a miracle if you can pull this off these days. Anyone who says otherwise is stuffed full of more lunacy than someone who still believes our President has always played fair in the boardroom.

      I don't think that the casinos can take your money, however. I believe that all they'll do is ask you to "take your action somewhere else". Counting is NOT cheating - using your brain to play the game you are presented with can't possibly be cheating.

    15. Re:Not TOO hard. by unicron · · Score: 2

      Damn, massive brain fart. Guess I need to work on counting numbers before I graduate to cards.

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    16. Re:Not TOO hard. by EvanED · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So let me get this straight... using skill at card counting to win is cheating, but setting up a game so that you're guranteed to win in the long run (w/o counting) isn't? Hmmmm...

    17. Re:Not TOO hard. by EvanED · · Score: 2

      For the same reason that betting $1 when the cards are against you (and losing most of the time) and increasing the bet to $10 when the cards are for you (and winning) looks suspicious.

    18. Re:Not TOO hard. by unicron · · Score: 2

      Well, I've watched him do it on numerous occasions, so it is possible. All he's doing is tipping the odds in his favor, not rigging every hand to get maximum payoff.

      As for the issue of them taking the money, they have every right. You're a guest on their property and if they believe you cheated to get the money, then the money isn't yours, and they take it back. I've actually seen them do it to people, and you can't do shit about it. If you do try to push it, I'm pretty sure there resources(money, lawyers, hired thugs) out rank yours, so they'll have no qualms about going toe-to-toe over it. The most they have to give you is the money you came their with, end of story.

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    19. Re:Not TOO hard. by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 2

      I don't know where you've been hanging out, but even the teams in the article didn't have their money confiscated. They were simply kicked out. Every news story I've ever seen on the subject has ended with someone being kicked out (no cash confiscation). It would be illegal for the casino to take back the money - what makes you think that the fact that it's their property gives them the right to simply determine who wins or loses? It doesn't work that way.

      They reserve the right to throw you out, but you really can't expect me to believe that they can just nab someone's winnings for counting cards (NOT to be confused with cheating, once again).

    20. Re:Not TOO hard. by unicron · · Score: 2

      Regardless of how you feel, they consider it cheating. My god, it's a damn Vegas Casino. Have you ever even been to Vegas? If you had an ability where if you scratched your ass in a circular pattern the chances for a face card coming up next increased, they would kick you out.

      As for them taking the money, it does happen. Maybe not 100% of the time, but it does happen. Until you hit that door, they don't give a shit. All that money in your pockets you just won, it isn't even yours yet. If they feel you cheated, then the next logical progression in that mode of thinking would be "if he cheated to get it, it's not his" and they'll yank that shit right back.

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    21. Re:Not TOO hard. by unicron · · Score: 2, Troll

      I think the whole cheating/not cheating arguement is getting lame. Put simply: You're doing something in a game of cards that gives you an unfair advantage so that you can win more money. That sounds like the definition of cheating to me, just because you aren't using a mechanical device or magnets or some shit doesn't mean it's not cheating. The "using your brain to win" is not cheating. Your brain didn't physically place the bet, so that logic is flawed. That's like saying "I killed someone with a portable rail gun but it's not murder because I had to really put my mind into making the gun".

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    22. Re:Not TOO hard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do you have any idea what you are talking about...

      do some research and you will see that card counting is not "cheating"... there have been various court cases where the courts have said that it is not illegal...

      sure casinos think it is "cheating"... they think anyone that can beat them is cheating... but card counting is not illegal, not immoral and most of all is not cheating...

      the US Supreme Court backs that up...

    23. Re:Not TOO hard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unicron, you are pretty thick-headed. You've been told already many times that we don't give a damn that casinos think that counting cards is cheating. According to the great state of Nevada it's NOT cheating and therefore they CAN'T take your money when they kick you out.

      Grow a brain.

    24. Re:Not TOO hard. by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

      Hmmm, when I played Hearts a while back, had the Queen of spades left in my hand as the only spade and had counted 11 other spades played and hadn't seen the Ace of spades, so I led it and that player was forced to play his Ace and eat the queen, was I cheating?

      (P.S. -- is there any other feeling so sweet in cards as doing the above? Maybe winning a big hold 'em tournament, but not much)

    25. Re:Not TOO hard. by ZxCv · · Score: 2

      I live in Vegas, and my dad is an executive at one of the larger casinos here in town. One of his main roles is helping to keep track of high-roller accounts for this casino, so I'm sure he's run into these people before at one time or another. And while I wouldn't call him the ultimate authority, I'll believe him over you when he tells me that the casino cannot take your winnings--they can only blacklist you from the casino.

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    26. Re:Not TOO hard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crap. I think this ranks in the top 10 stupidest posts I have ever seen.

    27. Re:Not TOO hard. by unicron · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      No one, at any time, said they don't care that the casino's think it's cheating, everyone actually said flat out that they don't believe it is.

      Strike 1

      Casino's make their own rules as to what's what in cheating, not State Law.

      Strike 2

      You obtain the money in a way that is against policy in a casino, whether it's officially cheating or not is mute at this point. You more or less stole from them. They have every right to consider you in the same way they would a thief. Explain to me why they wouldn't have every right to take it back?

      Strike 3

      Grow a rebuttle.

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    28. Re:Not TOO hard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah...K-Mart Sucks!

    29. Re:Not TOO hard. by cheezedawg · · Score: 2

      What? How is it unfair advantage? Is Tiger Woods cheating by developing his skills so he can win more money? Did Michael Jordan have an unfair advantage by using his 36" vertical leap?

      Come on- you know that you have been beat when you resort to arguments like "Your brain didn't physically place the bet."

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    30. Re:Not TOO hard. by unicron · · Score: 2

      Read the DMCA posts, you'll get a new list. Let me explain it a little better. Doing something illegal in a clever, imaginative, or extremely-intelligent way does not excuse you of the crime.

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    31. Re:Not TOO hard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, in order for something to be illegal, there has to be a law against it. How is this a crime if it is not against any laws?

    32. Re:Not TOO hard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Explain to me why they wouldn't have every right to take it back?

      Because it is against the law.

      Now, if your argument is that certain casinos will violate the law and take your money / chips from you -- well that's another story.

    33. Re:Not TOO hard. by karmawarrior · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You're doing something in a game of cards that gives you an unfair advantage so that you can win more money.
      Which means the casinos are cheating doesn't it?

      I mean, you are aware that they've rigged the games so that the odds are such that in the casino will win most of the time?

      And presumably, given the technique you're condemning is using your brain - not looking over the dealer's shoulder, or slipping the dealer a bribe - but merely using knowledge and odds to make intelligent decisions about how much to bet and how far to go - all 21 players who do not blindly just ask for more cards and make the decision at random when to stop are "cheating"?

      That's like saying "I killed someone with a portable rail gun but it's not murder because I had to really put my mind into making the gun".
      No, it isn't. Murdering someone isn't a game, and someone who's the victim of a murder is unlikely to have encouraged you to believe that it is.
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    34. Re:Not TOO hard. by unicron · · Score: 2

      How is it against the law? You stole from them! You didn't earn that money, and no matter how clever you were in screwing the system, cheating is cheating. Doing it in a slick, uber-cool way doens't make that any less true. In their eyes, what you did is more or less the same thing as a thief breaking into a safe.

      Let me just get one thing straight. I never said they were going to arrest you, I just said they were going to take their money back. You're on private property breaking a rule(law) of the establishment you're in, subject to their rules and punishments. Ignorance of the rules is not an excuse. I don't know about other states, but in Nevada their are laws that allow employees of any business to physically detain suspected thieves for the purpose of getting the stolen property back and or detaining them until the police arrive.

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    35. Re:Not TOO hard. by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 2

      Uh, unicron, you were doing ok for a while, but you're just being intentionally stupid now. A guy even responded to you with evidence; his father worked for a casino - I note that you could not be bothered to respond to him.

      You do not get to violate people's rights just because it is your property. Unfortunately for the casino owners, you also can not decide that counting cards == cheating and act based on that. If someone is cheating, for real, you can have them arrested and then, yes, take your money back. But, in the twisted fantasy world in which you live, if I owned a casino, I could make up any arbitrary rule I wanted for removing people's winnings, such as - it is illegal to win money in my casino. I will throw out and confiscate the money of any known winner. How would that be, tough guy?

      Why don't you actually do some reading and/or research. Casinos CAN NOT LEGALLY arbitrarily remove people's winnings. If something is against the law, it is against the law even if you do it to someone on your own property.

      Also, incidentally, no, you are not subject to "punishments" of a private establishment if you violate their rules. They can throw you out, or if you've violated AN ACTUAL LAW, they can arrest you. No private citizen can punish another private citizen against his will legally. You complete idiot.

    36. Re:Not TOO hard. by Omnifarious · · Score: 2

      How is it against the law? You stole from them! You didn't earn that money, and no matter how clever you were in screwing the system, cheating is cheating. Doing it in a slick, uber-cool way doens't make that any less true. In their eyes, what you did is more or less the same thing as a thief breaking into a safe.

      Because, the law is what's agreed on by legislatures, not what the casino owner decides it is. If it were the latter, they'd just take the money from anybody who left with more money than they came with.

      It's a game. You know how to play the game really, really well. Better than anybody else. Your knowledge and skill give you an advantage over all the other players, including the house. There is no game in existence where that is considered cheating. In fact, in every game I know of, there are groups of players who will endlessly practice in order to get to that state, and those players are widely celebrated and even looked up to.

      Just because there's money involved doesn't make it any less of a game. Just because the rules of the casino say that you can only play if you're bad at their game doesn't mean you've broken any law passed by a state legislature.

      OTOH, taking your money definitely IS breaking a law. They couldn't do that even if you broke a real law. There is this little thing called 'due process'. They can only get the government to take your money and give it to them after hauling you into court and giving you a trial. That's how it works. The casinos are no more allowed to be vigilantes than you or I.

      If being good at their games WERE against the law, you can be sure that casinos would haul those people in and get them jailed, and get their money back. But, contrary to your ardent belief, it isn't, so they can't.

      If you want to call being good at a game cheating, be my guest. I don't think you'll find many who agree with you though.

    37. Re:Not TOO hard. by geekoid · · Score: 2

      you watch too many movies.
      If they think you are cheating, they'll have you arrested, then show you how they know your cheating, then take your money.
      if you card counting(NOT a crime) they will ask you to leave, but you get to take your money with you. If they take your money away, and there is no legal cause, they can be fined a lot of money and shut down. The risk is to high for them to worry about your puttly 5Gs. They spend more then that on free alcoholic drinks, which are illegal to give out, so casinos pay a fine at the end of every year based on how many free drinks they give out. thats why they keep track.

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    38. Re:Not TOO hard. by unicron · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      You were doing ok, as well. Right up until that last sentence. Nice "So there!" remark. Really easy to discount your intelligent reply if you end with some stupid shit like that. And, more importantly, unless you live in Vegas, shut the fuck up. You speak about how I'm not listening and how I'm ignoring the facts well wake up numbnuts, so is everyone else. Everyone keeps shouting "It's not cheating!" up and down but no one has even tried to explain to me how it's not. Casino's don't care if you're using telepathy or strategically placed cameras or magnets or fucking homing pigeons, or even remembering the place of cards in a deck, it's all fucking cheating. How fucking stupid can you be? You're just employing one of the many ways in which to cheat, and just because I'm not palming cards or using magnets, etc., doesn't mean I'm not doing shady, underhanded shit in order to make sure I have a much better chance of winning I wouln't of had if I hadn't counted cards in the first place. You seem to possess the same mentality that hackers have when they say they should get off light for transferring bank funds. Bank robbery is bank robbery.

      This is a stupid arguement, and it's going no where. My point is, cheating is cheating, no matter how you do it, whether you use technology or basic memorization skills. As for the casino taking your money, I'll admit their may have been some circumstances that prompted the cheater to give his money back when asked the first time by casino officials, but I'm sure whatever they offered him for option #2, giving the money back was the wiser choice.

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    39. Re:Not TOO hard. by p3d0 · · Score: 2
      Put simply: You're doing something in a game of cards that gives you an unfair advantage so that you can win more money. That sounds like the definition of cheating to me...
      You used the word "unfair" in there, with no justification, and the rest of your argument depends on it. How is counting cards unfair?
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    40. Re:Not TOO hard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >No one, at any time, said they don't care that the casino's

      Try "casinos".

      Strike 1

      >whether it's officially cheating or not is mute

      Try "moot".

      Strike 2

      >Grow a rebuttle

      Try "rebuttal"

      Strike 3, you suck.

    41. Re:Not TOO hard. by Matthaeus · · Score: 2

      Put simply: You're doing something in a game of cards that gives you an unfair advantage so that you can win more money.

      What's "fair?" Obviously, in your mind, "fair" is acting like a sheep and refusing to exercise any free will. The rules of blackjack say absolutely nothing about keeping track of the cards. If they really wanted to avoid this, they'd just shuffle after every hand.

      The "using your brain to win" is not cheating. Your brain didn't physically place the bet, so that logic is flawed.

      So anything your brain comes up with but can't implement without the help of your body is something you shouldn't take advantage of? The computer you're reading this on wasn't invented by accident, buddy, and it was brought to the market in order to enrich the inventors. By your logic, you shouldn't be using it because it gives an "unfair" advantage to the persons whose mental acuity made it possible.

      You're making the argument that if one person is able to outwit another person, it's not fair. Perhaps we should all lower ourselves to the level of the most disadvantaged person on Earth so that he won't be at a disadvantage anymore.

      Your argument is the argument of a person who can't compete effectively, and so seeks to eliminate the competition by legislature or other, non-rational, means. Quit your whining and get on with your life.

    42. Re:Not TOO hard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Such stupidity has earned you a place on my foes list. Congratulations!!

    43. Re:Not TOO hard. by unicron · · Score: 2

      Nice defense for your side of the position. And for my final words on this subject, to avoid feeling stupid, I managed to get a hold of a friend of mine's father, a blackjack dealer here in Vegas. His response?(you can choose to believe this or not, but since 95% of you getting so heated over this debate don't even live in Vegas and yet still attempt to speak from a position of knowledge and experience, I'm sure truth and credability isn't a primary concern in your conversation)

      "Yes, it is cheating. Essentially, anything that gives you an unfair advantage over the other players or dealer is considered cheating. As for the casino confiscating money from suspected card counters, it does happen, but not often. It's mainly used as a more or less "bonus punishment" on unruly gamblers suspected of card counting. Most people would rather give it back than see how far the casino is willing to push the issue, so if the casino asks, they usually get it. The police really have no say in the matter, either. The casino can simply say "We know he's cheating. He's stealing our money by doing so."

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    44. Re:Not TOO hard. by cheezedawg · · Score: 2

      Ok- here is an explaination of how it is not cheating (according to the 1992 Casino Control Act in Nevada):

      http://www.online-blackjack-authority.com/blackjac k-basics-casino-rules.html

      Look at rule 15.1- as long as you are not using an external device (like a calculator or even an abacus), it is not cheating. Now if you try to argue that your brain is an electrical device there is no hope left for you.

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    45. Re:Not TOO hard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to avoid feeling stupid

      Isn't it about 15 posts too late for that?

    46. Re:Not TOO hard. by Suppafly · · Score: 1

      you seriously don't know what you are talking about.. just give it up..

    47. Re:Not TOO hard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one, at any time, said they don't care that the casino's think it's cheating

      Bull. You only think that because you don't understand what people have said. Remember the whole Hillary Rosen/RIAA thing? It went way over your head but I'll try to explain it to you - what that dude was saying was that you shouldn't ask the casinos if counting cards is cheating, just like you shouldn't ask Hillary if ripping/burning CD's is moral. You see, it's kind of hard for a really stupid person like you to understand but keep trying and you might get it.

    48. Re:Not TOO hard. by unicron · · Score: 2

      Actually, you were the first person to prove me wrong with actual facts. I was told one thing from someone I trust, repeated it here, defended it, and you showed me I was told incorrectly the first time. You even backed it up with facts. And your post didn't contain the words "newb" "llama" or "stupid fucker".

      Bravo, I stand corrected.

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    49. Re:Not TOO hard. by karlm · · Score: 2

      This is not unfair at all. The information the card counter uses is availableto the house and to all of the other players. If they were marking the cards or had cards up thier sleeves, it would be unfair. This is why card counting isn't illegal. It's infomation that the house is giving away and expecting you not to remember. It's rather silly to expect you not to use the information in your betting. The casinos could stop card coutning all together by using better shuffling machines and shuffling after every hand. They don't 'cause their proffits are maximized by shuffling less.

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    50. Re:Not TOO hard. by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      By your logic, playing the game of battleship involves cheating.

      Say I have the first move in Battleship. I score a hit. Based on my knowledge of the rules of the game, I can make an assumption that there is another part of the ship in one of 4 other squares.

      Your logic would demand that I NOT take advantage of that knowledge and randomly pick another space on the board to fire at.

      And then, when there's only 10 free spots left on the board, and only 2 possible places a 2 slot ship could fit, your logic would have me not take advantage of the knowledge of WHAT HAS COME BEFORE.

      As an analogy it's as close as I can come up with in my dazed caffeine stupor.

      As others have already intelligently stated, blackjack is a public game, every card is displayed for both the house and every other player on the board. Just because I happen to be keeping track of the aces doesn't mean I'm cheating. If I'm doing it with a computer or video camera, or marking cards, then yes, I'm cheating.

      But this doesn't really matter, because you are not willing to listen, you aren't willing to face the fact that counting cards is not against the law, and that casinos have little recourse against your counting cards (mentally) except asking you to leave.

      I attempted to find a statute in the Nevada state law library online, but could not in the 15 minutes I allotted for a rebuttal to you. I suggest if you want to continue in these veins that you PROVE your assumption. Several magazine and news articles:

      http://www.gambling.com/static/go_page.cfm?ID=73 4

      But AHA!! A case review of a pair of individuals caught card-counting, and the only PENALTY was one of them spent a night in jail because he refused to identify himself to peace officers:

      http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/data2/circs/9th/00 16 649p.pdf

      -Chris

    51. Re:Not TOO hard. by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Sorry... :) Didn't see your retraction before I finished my previous response. My sources were about as authoritative as cheezedawg's were, since neither his, nor my own came from a U.S. Goverment Law repository.

      A good day to you, this has been a WEIRD day on /.

      -Chris

  29. Not so strange.. by unorthod0x · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've met several people who have a very strong technology background and are card counters too (one of them happened to hail from MIT) - this was a few years ago, and some of them went on to create their own .com's, which ended up booming, then folding but ultimately paying out a princely sum to these individuals.

    What are they doing now? Hopping around the continent to the few casinos that haven't banned them yet and making the big bucks, though as they tell me the pickings are getting slimmer as it's just a matter of time until they get the boot and they're running out of casinos to pillage. Either way, they've got plenty of money, so it's not a major concern, but it seems as if the appeal of a casino-hopping lifestyle ended up catering to their likes more than technology. Sure, they have all the latest do-dads and high tech gadgets to play with as a result of their financial adventures, but their pursuit of technology seemed to ultimately take a back seat to lounge singers and blinking lights :)

    At least in my experience none of these people made a direct correlation between their technology and card counting pursuits. Most were interested in card counting before ever hitting an "enter" key, but they are brilliant coders nonetheless.. Perhaps card counting begets good programmers, not the other way around?

    1. Re:Not so strange.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>but their pursuit of technology seemed to
      >>ultimately take a back seat to lounge singers
      >>and blinking lights

      Unless, of course, you count Leisure Suit Larry.

    2. Re:Not so strange.. by iabervon · · Score: 2

      It makes me wonder why they don't make a habit of winning a bunch of money at blackjack, and then immediately losing it again. Hang out in the casino playing a lot, encouraging the other players by winning, and then leaving with just the money they arrived with. Casinos aren't hurting so much for space in the pit or care too much about the perks they give to the player that they'd kick you out if you're not taking money away from them.

      Since the fun is in controlling the game by skill and smarts, there's not really any reason to get yourself kicked out for winning too much.

  30. Re:Card counting is fair by msheppard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The house does NOT have a 90% advantage. If they did, no one would play. The house has a very small advantage, but it's more than enough. A 1% advantage at a table where a million dollars moves through the betting circles is a $10k profit, every night! And this small percentage is the STATISTICAL advantage the house has if the players all play perfectly, and they DON'T, they take chances, especially when they are loosing, so it definatly adds up to a big profit for the casino.

    Smart people should realize this and will understand that gambling against a casino is a form of entertainment, not something you should ever expect to profit at.

    Now, playing cards with your buddies, then your putting your wits up against someone you know... that's REAL entertainment!

    M@

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  31. Re:Card counting is fair by LoRider · · Score: 1

    Dealers don't count cards. Why would they? The odds on in the casinos favor already. I know someone who is a blackjack dealer and he couldn't care less if you win or lose, he just deals the damn cards.

    But you are correct casinos are just being dicks. Why would it be illegal to count cards? It's your to win and it's their job to make you lose.

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  32. too greedy? by Alien54 · · Score: 2
    Anyone else know of any get rich quick schemes that work? ;)

    You could probably do this, but of course, the trick to get rich quick schemes is to not get too greedy.

    you could either get banned really quickly, get some seed money for what ever project, or cycle your 'leet card skilz so that you only skim your profits every once in a while. so that you come in under the radar.

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  33. The mob loves it when you cheat em.... by jsimon12 · · Score: 2

    Haven't these geeks seen Casino? Personally I would prefer to have my limbs intact. As for this article, all it will do is get people who have know idea what they are doing into counting cards, they will lose money etc etc etc. Gambling is fun, Vegas is fun, but you aren't going to make money off it, no matter how many cards you count, and if for whatever reason you make a lot of money, the casino or whatever power that rules will make sure you don't keep it long.

    1. Re:The mob loves it when you cheat em.... by AssFace · · Score: 1

      if you are just mentally counting, then they won't hurt you. they will just ask you to leave and intimidate you - but they have some degree of respect for the mental issue.

      but if they catch you with a computer or any physical device that is helping you... then, well - at best you will lose the device, and at worst... a lot more.

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    2. Re:The mob loves it when you cheat em.... by Edrick · · Score: 1

      If you count intelligently and quietly, and don't win over and over making a huge scene, then odds are you won't get caught.

      There is a huge difference between screwing a casino for tens of thousands of dollars in a matter of days and simply going in for a few hours and having some fun trying out your tricks.

      Casinos are good at catching cheaters, but most of this is catching people who are blatantly trying to better their system.

      If you're calm, cool, move slowly, and don't attract attention to yourself, then you can make a profit without getting in trouble.

  34. Kuro5hin? by legLess · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This reminds me of a series of K5 articles a while back: "A Casino Odyssey." The articles are longer than the Wired story, and told from a first-person perspective. Fascinating stuff:
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    1. Re:Kuro5hin? by maroberts · · Score: 2

      The localroger casino stories [links in parent] are some of the most entertaining online articles I've ever read. If you haven't read them, do so now.

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    2. Re:Kuro5hin? by look · · Score: 1

      I was wondering when someone was going to bring up those stories. They represent some of my favorite writing on K5 (localroger is consistently one of K5's finest authors). I've added them to my hotlist.

  35. After actually READING the article... by Bozar · · Score: 1

    I noticed that nothing that they are doing on the blackjack side is new. It has been possible to make money counting cards at blackjack forever, except that the casinos will blacklist you and then you're screwed. OTOH what they are doing is social engineering - they make it look like they aren't counting cards so they can continue. And they are slightly better at counting cards than the average guy. When they are doing this with millions of dollars, of course their return is good and consistant. BUT - if their scheme was so great then why don't they have more money??? The main subject of the article only had 1 to 5 million bucks, which isn't that much considering. If it was a truly groundbreaking idea, he would have a lot more than that. I know i sound like the regular slashdot "nothing to see here" post and i'm sorry but i think the article sensationalizes something that isn't very special, even if it is an interesting read.

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    1. Re:After actually READING the article... by Allaria · · Score: 1

      Indeed, he had 1-5 million. There were what, 25 members on the team?

      So 25-125 million dollars payoff for the team.

      I wouldn't mind that in my pocket

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    2. Re:After actually READING the article... by Bozar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "So 25-125 million dollars payoff for the team.

      I wouldn't mind that in my pocket"

      neither would i ;-)

      but if you're going to be making money honestly (which they are) then there are cases where people have made much more (some college dropouts, for example)

      This article reminds me of the stupid stories about how some high school or college student made millions during the dot-com era. I regard these as a symptom of a problem, not as a role model to follow. There ain't no such thing as a free lunch, and when someone seems to be getting one, something is broken and sooner or later it's gunna get fixed :-D. You see this again and again - from dot com to gambling, and in particular Long Term Capital Management. If you ever have some time to read a fantastic book about something... oddly similar to the wired article, check out _When_Genius_Failed_

      Replace MIT students with Nobel prize winners, replace millions with billions, and throw in a potential collapse of the western financial system... it is well worth reading.

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    3. Re:After actually READING the article... by Fat+Casper · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The main subject of the article only had 1 to 5 million bucks...

      He started out with investors, who got a lot of money. The money that went to the team got split between the whole team. He didn't do it all the time, having to be subtle. They were just doing it in college- how many actually dropped out or made it a career? I have to stand by the idea that while the money was awesome, it wasn't about the money. Once you have a few million, a shitty little savings account can pay quite nicely. There's greedy and then there's greedy. I wouldn't want to "work" in a casino if I didn't have to, either.

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  36. My grand-pappy by littlerubberfeet · · Score: 2

    my grandfather, a well-known math textbook author counted cards. He tried it quite a bit as an experiment, and used some stuff in his books. Shame he never told me wether he won anything

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  37. Some advice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Learn to spell "definitely" properly - your arguments will sound much more convincing when you don't write like a half-wit.

  38. Gambling against casinos by msheppard · · Score: 2

    I think it's a fun game, playing these kinda tricks against casinos, actually out-smarting them. That it's totally legal is even better. That the casinos don't like it is another bonus.

    Reminds me of hearing people talk about slot machines, and how they see people watching them to see which ones are paying off, and all the LOL's (little old ladies) sitting in front of them pumping their social security in. The thought that one machine would start "paying off," is kinda funny. Do you think the casinos don't know about this? They WANT you to think you are seeing a pattern and they WANT you to try to use it, becuase in the end you are going to loose some money, and they will get it. The slot machines are all computer controlled, and it's not just "pay out %99 of what you get in," it's probably programmed to appear to have a pattern, anything to get you to keep playing.

    Gambling against casinos is entertainment, possible some exersize for the LOL's as well, but in the end money moves from the customer to the casino. If you're having fun in the process than it's worth it. Realize that when you walk in... don't become a Marge Simpson.

    M@

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    1. Re:Gambling against casinos by admiralh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There was a report a few years ago on 60 Minutes (or some such show) about the "near misses" that slot machine computers were programmed to give. Seems that the machines were much more likely to produce a "near miss" (one reel one position away from a big win) than random chance. This in turn produced a psychological effect among players, enticing them to play longer, since they "just missed" the big win.

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    2. Re:Gambling against casinos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I generally play the nickel slots when my GF drags me to a casino here in Atlantic City (10 miles away from our condo). I have a *sure* method for not losing a bunch. Notice I didn't say of winning - but of not losing a bunch. The trick is to cash out as soon as you win, and don't replay the winnings. I stuck a $20 in a machine (pacman) and ended up losing $5 of it before dumping out. I then took the $15 I had left and stuck it in a wheel of fortune machine - made $20 on the bet and cashed out. Took the $20 I won and stuck it in my pocket. Took the original $15 I had left and stuck it in again - and won $45. I cashed that out and went home. Basically - I won $65, plus the $20 I originally had, minus the $5 I lost - I got 4:1 return.

      My GF, OTOH, consistently loses because she insists on playing down to zero and rebetting the winnings.

    3. Re:Gambling against casinos by msheppard · · Score: 2

      "The Trick" is to not gamble.

      The easiest way to make a small fortune in Las Vegas is to start with a large fortune.

      M@

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    4. Re:Gambling against casinos by kubrick · · Score: 2

      I've played around with an old mechanical one-armed bandit (with an open cashbox, so you could just feed the money straight through again)... and it seems to me that, assuming that the distribution was random and roughly even, seeing a 'near miss' would make me think that I was unlikely to get anywhere near a big win for a while. Of course, I've never been in that 'gambling haze' that those people seem to get into...

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  39. BS Alert! by Joseph+Vigneau · · Score: 2, Funny
    Fifty thousand dollars strapped to each thigh. A hundred thousand dollars, in 10 bricks of hundreds, taped across my upper back. Fifty thousand more Velcroed to my chest.

    ...I stroll through Logan International Airport....There's enough money hidden under my clothes to buy a two-bedroom condo.

    Uh, not in Boston. You'll be lucky to get a converted basement in Roxbury with only 200 grand.

    And I really doubt if you can get all of that through airport security; they've tightened up quite a bit at Logan... Then again, the article doesn't mention the risk of being "randomly" picked at the gate, either.. But then again, this story seems to have happened more than a year ago...

    1. Re:BS Alert! by Fat+Casper · · Score: 2
      And I really doubt if you can get all of that through airport security; they've tightened up quite a bit at Logan...

      And tightening security at Logan implies what?

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    2. Re:BS Alert! by ckd · · Score: 2
      I stroll through Logan International Airport

      I just wonder what he was doing in Terminal C if he was flying on America West! They use Terminal B.

    3. Re:BS Alert! by killmenow · · Score: 1
      Fifty thousand dollars strapped to each thigh. A hundred thousand dollars, in 10 bricks of hundreds, taped across my upper back. Fifty thousand more Velcroed to my chest.

      ...I stroll through Logan International Airport....There's enough money hidden under my clothes to buy a two-bedroom condo.

      Uh, not in Boston. You'll be lucky to get a converted basement in Roxbury with only 200 grand.
      Um...read that again: 50Gs per thigh = 100Gs + 100Gs on back + 50Gs on chest = 250,000...which still may not get you much real estate in Boston.
    4. Re:BS Alert! by geekoid · · Score: 2

      not too mention its a pretty damn stupid way to move money.
      Some one should tell these genesius about banks, or cahiers checks, etc...
      oh at thats 250,000 he's carring.

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    5. Re:BS Alert! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He might be able be able to get some shack in North Reading with that kind of money - but that suburb is so far out claiming you were "in Boston" would be ludicrious. My folks have a home just 25 minutes from the city that 6 years ago they bought for $0.4 Million and are now selling for $1.4 Million. Real Estate in Massachusetts is obscene.

      As for getting money through Logan... that is real hard. Have you seen what they want for coffee and a bagel at the shops in there? Geez! In all seriousness, when I fly home, I fly into Manchester NH or Providence RI because Logan is a freaking nightmare. Chicago is worse.

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  40. Re:Card counting is fair by the+way,+what're+you · · Score: 1
    By the way, does anyone here really think that the dealers don't count the cards? Bullshit. You know damn well they do.

    Furthermore, casinos have a number of tactics to foil card-counting, such as cutting the deck, starting a new deck, or mixing in several decks.

    If the second paragraph is true, then how can the dealer count cards, as you claim? I'm genuinely curious.

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  41. slightly OT... by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

    some years ago I saw a Discovery channel-type show on casino security. aside from all the cameras watching for card swappers and slot tamperers and such, a casino in atlantic city once hired a consultant to check their machines.

    The casino had a game similar to the lottery where you had to guess a set of numbers, 8 in this case. A friend wearing a wire watched two rounds, relaying the 16 numbers in order to the truck with the consultant in it. That was all it took to crack the PRNG. Through the friend, they then played the game using the next 8 numbers, and hit it on each one. Naturally, the casino was curious given that such an event had never happened before. The best anyone until then had done was like 3. They got caught by their own demise -- they asked that cash be delivered to their hotel room, which allowed the casino to see who actually won. Had they cashed out the winnings on the spot, they probably would have gotten away with it.

    Nowadays, however, if you have a large enough winning, you can ask the casino to write out a check and mail it to you. I live near Atlantic City, and every now and then you hear of someone being followed home and getting mugged (once someone was killed) in their driveway. Granted, it's rare for that to happen, about once every 5-10 years or so, but the risk is enough that I think people would rather not carry a large sum home.

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    1. Re:slightly OT... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That was all it took to crack the PRNG

      That's why we send software off to a place like Gaming Laboratories International for statistical analysis before putting it into production.

    2. Re:slightly OT... by checkyoulater · · Score: 1

      The casino had a game similar to the lottery where you had to guess a set of numbers, 8 in this case.

      Something similar to this happened in the Montreal Casino a few years ago. The game you are referring to is called Keno, I think. A guy watched the machine for a while (days, weeks?) and somehow figured out the pattern of numbers. He won a lot of money, and naturally pissed off the Casino. He ended up being charged for cheating, even though he didn't really cheat. I believe the court ruled in favour of the Casino. And of course, he ended up with no money.

      I have to agree with an earlier post. The best way to beat the Casino is to not play at all.

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    3. Re:slightly OT... by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      i told a co-worker the story in my post.

      He told me of a similar story with the old game show "Press Your Luck." Three contestants play in turn, a set of squares around the tv screen have a light that jumps around. Contestant must press a button to stop the light, and take whatever the light lands on. Your turn ends when you land on a "whammy".

      A guy watched hundreds of episodes and trained his brain to stop on the good squares. The entire show was just him. No other contestant got their turn. Naturally, the producers approached the guy and he admitted to knowing weaknesses in the game and using them to his advantage.

      The best way to beat the Casino is to not play at all.

      For the moment, I disagree, but that's just me. I've been to Atlantic City to gamble twice in my life, and have put around $80 on the line. I've walked away with about $110, all by playing slots. Granted, that's not much, which is why I disagree at the moment. I'll probably be going again in a few weeks, at which time I be in agreement with that statement :-)

      Personally, I think if people succeed at exploiting holes in the casino, they should be entitled to their earnings. Many stories are out there about university profs with phd's in statistics running up high gains, and being forced to return it.

      Perhaps the only way to exploit the system (that is, in cases like those we mention) is to not run up a large amount of cash in one fell swoop. Make several trips across multiple days, racking up a sum each trip such that you dont draw attention to yourself.

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  42. John Carmack was barred by BigGar' · · Score: 1

    I remember reading that John Carmack was barred from playing backjack in some Vegas Casino a few years ago.

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  43. Foxwoods by AssFace · · Score: 1

    all of the Vegas casinos track who you are and how often you are there and when you win and such (well, all of the big ones).
    they have shared access to a huge database of people that go through there. images, room data, game data, etc etc.

    atlantic city was behind in getting to this - but they do it now.

    the only casino that doesn't track you, as of within the past year or so at least, is Foxwoods (I think in CT).
    as long as you aren't coming in everyday and winning tons, they are pretty laid back about it.

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    1. Re:Foxwoods by slide-rule · · Score: 1

      The Foxwoods casino is indeed in CT, as is the Mohegan Sun casino.

    2. Re:Foxwoods by VikingBerserker · · Score: 1

      I can vouch for Foxwoods being a bit slow on the uptake.

      Hell, when the new $20 bills came out, I saw a guy put three of them on the table, and he got $300 worth of chips (apparently they still thought only the $100s were in the new format). Nobody seated at the table said a word, and I started looking for new $20s of my own...

    3. Re:Foxwoods by checkyoulater · · Score: 1

      all of the Vegas casinos track who you are and how often you are there and when you win and such (well, all of the big ones).
      they have shared access to a huge database of people that go through there. images, room data, game data, etc etc.


      I think that only happens in Terry Benedict's Casinos...

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    4. Re:Foxwoods by AssFace · · Score: 2

      lol - Ocean's 11 reference?

      I consulted on some neural net stuff for a company that does exactly what I said - there are a few of them that all compete.

      I am surprised that they share the DB, but I guess it ends up being in their best interests.

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    5. Re:Foxwoods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Connecticut. I worked there as an archaeologist back when they just ran High Stakes Bingo. We got free eats in their cafeteria and used to oogle the waitresses (we were usually pretty grubby, digging in the dirt all day long, so I am sure they appreciated it). Used to go hiking in the woods there when I was a kid, before they got ripped out for the Casino/Hotel.

      Went to high school right near Mohegan Sun. Actually I heard they were thinking of buying my high school since attendence has plummetted recently.

      Ahhh those were the days. Wait ... high school sucked. hiking and digging in the dirt were fun though. Don't miss those damn mosquitos any.

    6. Re:Foxwoods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When those 20s came out, some of the slot-machines were reading them as 50s at Foxwoods (at least according to some people I talked to there). Supposedly, it took them about an hour to catch on...

  44. Targeted advertising by photonic · · Score: 1

    After reading the story and closing the window, the exit pop-up invites me to take a bet at some online casino...

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    1. Re:Targeted advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You still see popups? Man, I've not seen a pop-up since Mozilla 0.9.4...

  45. Re:Card counting is fair by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Sorry, I couldn't let this go

    Greedy fucks at Casino's. They rig the game against you so that you basically can't win (i.e., house has 90% advantage).

    If you were to go to The Wizard of Odds You'll notice that the house edge in most games is not 90%. It's more like 2-3%. They know that people are not stupid, and while some games are horribly rigged (Slot machines for example) most of them will give out 97% of what they take in...that 3% they keep is what lets you get a luxury room for $20 / night.

    Then, when a few smart people (maybe one out of 1000) come along who can count cards and actually break even or better, they bitch and whine.

    Execpt that one person can literally bring down the whole casino if they have an edge. Pretend that you can win 52% of the time. It takes one minute to play one round of blackjack. If you're making $100 dollar bets, you'd be making $240 / hour off of the casino. And to think that they don't let you get away with it.

    Its just a technique -- a legal one, as opposed to casino's illegal techniques of winning. Look in Hoyle's rule-books on cards. They won't mention anything about it being illegal to count cards. However, their rules for blackjack don't set it up so that the dealer has a 90% advantage.

    I won't debate that card counting is legal, as long as you don't use a computer or calculator. And you're right, they don't set it up so that the dealer has a 90% advantage. The advantage is that the dealer wins should both the dealer and the player bust. There are other little differences as well, but it's not overwhelming.

    By the way, does anyone here really think that the dealers don't count the cards? Bullshit. You know damn well they do.

    Dealers play by a set of rules. Hit on 16 or lower. Stand on 17 or higher. That's it. Not much card counting.

    Furthermore, casinos have a number of tactics to foil card-counting, such as cutting the deck, starting a new deck, or mixing in several decks.

    You mean they try to randomize a game of chance? They MUST be cheating

    Everyone knows there is a house advantage in the casinos. When you enter a casino, you're on private property, and thus have to play by their rules. If you don't like those rules, you can go to another casino whose rules you like. But good luck finding a casino that will let you cheat.

  46. banned in Atlantic City by jpostel · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One of the guys I used to work for was a statistics professor at Farleigh Dickenson University a while back. He has been banned from most (if not all) the casinos in Atlantic City. He goes out to Reno and Las Vegas every once in a while for a business trip and plays. When I told him where I was going for my honeymoon (St. Lucia), he asked me to find out if they had casinos.

    The trick with most predictive statistics based winning is that there is also significant losing involved. He told me not to bother unless I have several thousand dollars to lose.

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    1. Re:banned in Atlantic City by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most of the islands have casinos. anybody knows that.

  47. My experience in London... by slykens · · Score: 2
    Like most Americans the idea of a "members only" casino is quite foreign, but the casinos in London require you to "join". You can't go for the first 24 hours after you join but the minute past you're more than welcome.

    During my last trip to London one of the gentlemen I was there with had arrived a few days earlier and joined a casino. One evening we decided to go play. In about four hours of basic strategy play I was up nearly £300 on £10 and £15 bets. My buddy who wasn't playing any strategy was up £600 at one point but lost it all playing £100 bets. I left with my profits but when we returned the next night we were told we were no longer welcome there.

    Now I wasn't card counting, I don't know if I was doing something that looked like I was, but I am sure they didn't like me taking £300 from them then wanting to come back for more.

    1. Re:My experience in London... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      geez.. kicked out for a lousy $450?

    2. Re:My experience in London... by timeOday · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you lucked out, as they forced you to quit while you were ahead.

    3. Re:My experience in London... by stevey · · Score: 2

      but the casinos in London require you to "join". You can't go for the first 24 hours after you join

      That's not specific to London it's Law for the whole of the UK. A lot of the big casinos are pushing for it to be scrapped so that they can compete fairly with online casino's.

    4. Re:My experience in London... by geekoid · · Score: 2

      over 300 hundred loosy pounds?
      please, you can't even consider opening a casino if 300 pounds is going to upset you. You where more likely to loose it the next time anyway. plus your friend lost.

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  48. Re:Card counting is fair by AssFace · · Score: 1

    actually he is right. the way casinos have it rigged now, the game is largely in their favor.
    by counting, you can push it over to being slightly in your favor.

    but then the dealers also count, and they double deal (I forget the term, but I think that is it - it is when they get to a card in the deck that they like - an Ace most likely - then they hold it on top and then pull out cards from underneath it to deal out until they get to someone that they want to deal the good card to - either themselves or another player that is either casino affiliated or paying them off - if it is the latter, then they are likely to get hurt).
    also they will reshuffle frequently if they see you are counting (even with many decks).

    if the casino was playing by the rules, then the game would have strict statistical routines - but they cheat - it will be in their favor over time.

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  49. Re:Card counting is fair by NoData · · Score: 3, Interesting


    Dealers are trained to count cards so they can monitor if players are counting cards. When the count is favorable, they can spot opportunistic bettors, and employ counter-measures if need be.

  50. Eudaemonic Pie taught me how to make rice by serutan · · Score: 2

    As fascinating as the saga of beating the roulette wheels was, the factoid I got from that book that has stayed with me to this day was how to cook rice without measuring. No matter how much rice you are making or what size pot you are cooking it in, add enough water to reach the first knuckle on your finger when your fingertip is touching the top of the rice. NEVER FAILS.

    MIT students are certainly not the first to take a scientific approach to card counting. Back around 1979 I read a mathematics book in the engineering library at Tektronix that explained card counting in great detail. It also predicted fractals would be a big thing.

    1. Re:Eudaemonic Pie taught me how to make rice by ebh · · Score: 1

      I tried this method to make one grain of rice in a 14" roasting pan. Came out soggy.

  51. The sad things is... by MarvinMouse · · Score: 4, Interesting

    that card-counting isn't cheating. But rather, a legitimate strategy to a probabilistic game.

    Unfortunately, casinos don't like losing money. Their sole business is the fact that people come in and give them money for no real reason whatsoever. As soon as someone comes in and discovers that by following their rules they can win that money back, then they are removed from the premises.

    It really does not matter if you are winning at one table or another. If they begin to think that you will take their money instead of give it to them, you will be removed. Simple as that. Card Counting is not cheating, just as keeping a poker face during a poker game bluff is not cheating. It's just good strategy.

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    1. Re:The sad things is... by swordgeek · · Score: 2

      Card counting is not cheating? That's a really tough statement to defend or attack.

      The casinos have rules that prohibit card counting. Counting cards is against the casino rules, but not necessarily against the rules of Blackjack.

      Cheating? Hard to say. Grounds for getting you kicked out? Definitely, because they make the rules that say so.

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    2. Re:The sad things is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it's a free country, so you can go into any casino you want, and any casino can refuse service to anyone THEY want.

      It's just like the Vegas all-u-can-eat buffets. If you are enormous (and I know some of you are) and eat an unusually large amount of the $7.99 prime rib, then the restaraunt will refuse to serve you.

    3. Re:The sad things is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it might be against casino rules, but that's not the same as illegal. One might say the casino rule is an empty threat, since legally they can't tie you up or beat the living crap out of you. But they will try to push that boundary as much as they can. The thing with casinos is they are designed for loosers, desparate people and those who like risk. the first two gamble because they can't help themselves. The risk taker gets off on the adrenaline. You can walk into any casino, but I think businesses have the right to now serve you. Not a lawyer, so I could be totally wrong.

    4. Re:The sad things is... by rhaig · · Score: 3, Informative

      How about "Card counting is not illegal, unless an external assistance device is used in the counting proecess".

      Now, is it cheating? Merriam-Webster defines cheat as "to violate rules dishonestly". Are the rules of blackjack being violated? No. Are the casino rules being violated? Yes. So what are they cheating at if they are cheating? They're not cheating at blackjack, the rules of the game don't cover counting. Are they cheating the house? Maybe. Depends on how you look at it.

      But it certainly isn't illegal. Nor would I consider it "wrong". Knowing more about how a game works and using that knowledge to your advantage isn't wrong. It may change the odds of the game, and it's outcome, but playing a game without knowing how it works would be considered foolish by many.

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    5. Re:The sad things is... by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 2

      It's actually a very easy statement to defend.

      The rules of blackjack are designed as such that you make a decision as to how much money you want to bet. You receive your cards, and make a decision as to what will be done.

      All of these decisions are based on what information you have. There is a basic logic in blackjack that says if you have a 20, and the dealer has a 6 showing up, your best bet would stand. It's simply making the right decision based on the information you have.

      Card counting just extends this decision making process. You are able to track more information and make better informed decsisions. All this does is give you a edge over the house in the long run. How is that any different then standing on a 20, which will give you better odds over the dealer in the short run?

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    6. Re:The sad things is... by swordgeek · · Score: 2

      "The rules of blackjack are designed as such that you make a decision as to how much money you want to bet. You receive your cards, and make a decision as to what will be done."

      Ah, see there's the thing. There is no one single set of blackjack rules. In fact one could get into a philosophical discussion about the Platonic Ideal of blackjack, vs. what really is done.

      Here's the thing. If you nicely asked at a casino, I would imagine they'd give you a written copy of their house rules and their game rules. If they write into the blackjack rules that card counting isn't allowed, then within the confines of their casino, that makes it so for the game.

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    7. Re:The sad things is... by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 2

      If they write into the blackjack rules that card counting isn't allowed, then within the confines of their casino, that makes it so for the game.

      True, but that would be very difficult to impliment as a rule. 'The player is not allowed to make decisions based on a long term stragity that could help him win?' 'The player may not increase their bet when there are more face cards in the deck?'

      It's nearly impossible to 'proove' somebody is card counting, as it's hard to distinguish from any other non-winning 'systems' people use.

      I doubt any such rule is officially written down. As has been said before, for the most part casinos welcome card counters, because the majority of them do not have the ability to do it properly and gain an advantage over the house.

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  52. But they aren't the facts... by Howzer · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The facts are that even an 8-deck, machine shuffled, heavily cut monster will, just by pure random chance, about half the time be weighted to the player.

    The problem then becomes picking that time. Back-counting is part of the solution. So too is the fact that machine shuffling just isn't very good for the casinos, except in terms of hands/hour, which whilst it mostly favours the house, also favours the player under certain conditions.

    Two more things.

    1. The maths on all this is not trivial and most people think about the problem incorrectly (ie. there is no "random" in a finite set which has had discrete operations performed on it) and it effects their maths when they do try and tackle it this way.

    2. I agree with you 100% about the distractions. The kind of brain which can hold a count, up to seven side counts, track shuffles through a machine on an 8-deck shoe, remember to effectively mask play, keep an active backcount going on surrounding tables, and still smile at the dealer and appear a lucky fool, act like a chronic smoker or toilet-goer to Wong in and out effectively, etc etc is extremely rare.

    Also remember that most people who say they win at cards are LYING. I do not even play Blackjack, I can't do the above with my brain. I know hundreds of _gamblers_ some of whom lie about winning at cards. I only know one person who does, actually, win at cards.

    1. Re:But they aren't the facts... by limekiller4 · · Score: 1

      Howzer writes:
      "The facts are that even an 8-deck, machine shuffled, heavily cut monster will, just by pure random chance, about half the time be weighted to the player."

      If you were playing the card game "War," yes. The rules that surround the game of Blackjack (such as the dealer must play past 17) make this very clearly not the case.

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    2. Re:But they aren't the facts... by Jonboy+X · · Score: 1

      So too is the fact that machine shuffling just isn't very good for the casinos, except in terms of hands/hour, which whilst it mostly favours the house, also favours the player under certain conditions.

      And what conditions might those be, praytell? Playing against a machine is awful. It effecively removes the "history" of the shoe that allows you to predict future deals.

      P.S.: There's no "u" in "favors", limey!

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    3. Re:But they aren't the facts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't know me, but I win at cards, as well. I read up some about counting, and I've occasionally dabbled at it badly. You couldn't call me a counter - I'm not good enough at it.

      However, my cardplaying strategy in general works pretty well. I play conservatively by the basic strategy, combine it with tracking the cards that I see and then keeping the betting to low stakes. On the rare occasions when I go to a casino, I start out with a couple of hundred dollars, play at the $5 tables, and look at it as entertainment. I get a few free drinks, have fun, and usually come out about $50-$100 ahead after playing for a few hours.

      When I do have a losing day, I never go back for more money. If I lose the stake, that's it for the day. I don't get greedy with my winnings, either. I just try to do well enough to have fun.

      On the other hand, my wife plays slots and gets wiped out most of the time, so we probably break even overall.

      Which is part of the reason why I don't gamble often!

    4. Re:But they aren't the facts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "P.S.: There's no "u" in "favors", limey!"

      Sure there is! There's also a "u" in many other words, like:

      Labour
      Colour
      Honour
      Armour
      Neighbour

      Here are some other words that are commonly butchered by a certain country's people:

      Centre
      Fibre
      Metre
      Cheque
      Licence

    5. Re:But they aren't the facts... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      No kidding...if these MIT people were such geniuses as they say they were, they'd be playing poker or pan instead of trying to beat silly blackjack 20 years after the heat came down on card counters. You can't be barred for being a winning poker player, since you're not beating the house.

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    6. Re:But they aren't the facts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No, like most card players you lose at cards most of the time. Nothing in your "strategy" improves your odds against the house.

      What you, and most others who claim to win at cards, really have is a poor memory. If you document your outcomes over a significant number of evenings you'll find that you lose at cards.

    7. Re:But they aren't the facts... by Howzer · · Score: 2
      Sorry, limekiller, I've appreciated your comments before on other issues, but in this case you're dead wrong.

      Here are the numbers. The casino edge for the exact setup that I wrote about is less than one half of one percent. So, half the time (actually 49.5% of the time), you win. Slightly more often, you lose.

      The link has an excellent discussion of the other figures surrounding this, like risk and deviation. Please note that perfect play is assumed, etc. This was the point of the other 80% of my orinal post.

    8. Re:But they aren't the facts... by tpv · · Score: 1
      I'm not quite sure what point you're trying to make.

      You seem to be suggesting (correctly) that the game favours the house more often than the player. (And of course, it must do, otherwise they wouldn't offer it).
      However this comment: such as the dealer must play past 17, goes the other way. That part of the rules is what allows the player to beat the game.

      You probably know what blackjack works for the dealer, but it took me a bit of time to work it out (I'm just slow sometimes), so for the interested few, here it is:

      The rules for playing blackjack are basically the same for player and dealer, with 3 exceptions.

      1. Specifics about the pay-out, and handling of a blackjack (natural) (including insurance, where offered)
      2. Who wins in a bust situation
      3. When you are allowed to hit/stand

      Mostly, the player can mirror the dealer's rules if he wants to. He can play a strategy of hit on 16 or less, and stand on 17. However, the house still wins, because if the player goes bust, the dealer wins, no matter what. (Exception no. 2)
      If the dealer + player both get 17, then the player "pushes" and gets his money back. Same for 18,19,20 and 21 (unless it's a natural, in which case house rules will apply). But at 22 and above, the dealer wins.
      The house wants you to go bust. That's their easy money - if you go bust, then it doesn't matter what the dealer draws. And the odds are in the house's favour because of that fact.

      However, card counting uses the 3rd exception (and parts of #1) to reverse that.
      The dealer's rules (hit on 16 or less) are designed to be a good strategy that leaves the odds in the house's favour on average.
      But, at some points in the game, the makeup of the deck(s) will be such that the odds are significantly in the dealer's favour, and at other times they are in the player's favour. If you can pick the latter, and focus your bets during that period, then you can beat the average.
      Basically the house will still win more hands than you, but you're more interested in the money than in winning the hands, so you put more $$ down when the chances are best for you, and capitalise on the hands that you can win.

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    9. Re:But they aren't the facts... by limekiller4 · · Score: 1

      Howzer writes:
      "Here are the numbers [thewizardofodds.com]. The casino edge for the exact setup that I wrote about is less than one half of one percent. So, half the time (actually 49.5% of the time), you win. Slightly more often, you lose."

      Well, then a half-retraction. My point was correct and still stands in that the rules of the game skew the favorability away from 50/50.

      I'll admit, however, that I had no idea that it was that close. I would have guessed closer to the 4% mark.

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    10. Re:But they aren't the facts... by Howzer · · Score: 1
      My point was correct and still stands in that the rules of the game skew the favorability away from 50/50.

      Agreed.

  53. Counting Cards by Edrick · · Score: 1

    The trick to counting cards is to push probability a bit more in your favor...so in the long run you will win more.
    Many casinos have different standards for shuffling and usage of decks that try to prevent card counting, but it is possible nonetheless.
    Blackjack tends to be the most popular game in this discussion as the odds of winning aren't too far off from 50/50 (certainly better than most casino games, where the odds are far more daunting), assuming you play intelligently. Even if the decks are reshuffled 2/3 of the way through, you can still push probability by successfully counting.
    One cheap tactic is to count the cards as a bystander, and then join in (if it is allowed) when the card supply is nearing it's end. This guarantees an unfair advantage, even if it isn't huge. Simply knowing that a particular card or cards are in short supply (or large supply) can be enough to push the odds a bit.
    In all honesty, anyone can count cards...sure not everyone can memorize everything, but to at least keep track of the more important cards (aces and 10-K) will be beneficial. It's all about the law of averages and using repeated trials to get ahead.
    And yes, casinos regularly kick people out that win over and over suspiciously, and as they are private organizations, it is their right to do so.

  54. How to outsmart them again: by Allaria · · Score: 1

    Is to have the team switch off a lot and visit other places in the casino. It's a heck of a lot harder to track a team of about 30 around the place, with spotters switching off and blowing money on craps and roulette. I mean, they're already blowing money on the minimum bet, why not make them chase you around the entire casino? Then have the BP's and Gorillas only play for an hour or so, and switch them off with other BP's.

    Course, that would mean you don't get caught. Probably not the most effective way to win your money.

    And then someone gets greedy....

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  55. Wait A Minute by The+Dobber · · Score: 1


    I go to check out the article and I get a pop-up ad for an online casino?

    I smell a conspiracy......

  56. Neither is that basement room... by dmorin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    True, card counting is not illegal. But did you notice that every time he was caught, the guy *ran* out of there, rather than go into the basement to have a "talk" with the bouncers?

  57. The Eudaemonic Pie. by haz-mat · · Score: 1

    I read that about 5 years ago when I was in eigth grade, it took me all of about three days and I have never forgotten it. I picked it up on chance from the local library and happend to do so when I was first getting interested in Physics, Programming, hacking, etc... If you get a chance it is an amazing story, and incredibly cool. I believe the characters in it are permanetly banned from Las Vegas because of their ability to win at roullete by using a shoe-computer. Great book!

  58. Casino's are the one's who are organized crooks by dh003i · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    The Casino's are the entities that are involved with and/or organized crime, not card-counting groups.

    Breaking into people's appartments, stealing their money, harassing them, killing people -- this is stuff that Casino's do, not card-counters. They are the one's involved with organized crime.

    The rulings by courts that Casino's can exclude individuals for any reason are unconstitutional. McDonald's can't ban anyone from coming in there; restaurants can't ban people from coming there who come there and order cheap meals along with water to save money. In other words, they can't ban the people who aren't as profitable to them. So why should Casino's be able to?

    Stories like this illustrate why gambling is illegal in most states. Casinos are run by crooks and mobsters, who will use illegal tactics to maintain their profitability (i.e., breaking/entering, harassment, murder, blackmail, etc).

    I agree that gambling should be legal; however, it should be tightly regulated and controlled.

    Casino's don't like card counters. Tough. That's not a good enough reason to ban them from your resort. Fast food places can't ban people for any reason, why should Casino's be able to?

    If Casino's have a problem with card-counting, its up to them to come up with legitimate tactics to deal with it: cutting the deck, switching dealers, using large decks, mixing more thoroughly, etc. Plenty of tactics they can use which aren't illegal.

    But quite frankly, I don't care if this ruins their business. They have billions of dollars to spend. If they aren't smart enough to catch on to card-counting schemes and develop counter-measures, they deserve to go out of business.

    Bunch of big whiners. Waaah! Waaah! Keep on crying because your too fucking dumb.

    1. Re:Casino's are the one's who are organized crooks by DEBEDb · · Score: 1
      The rulings by courts that Casino's can exclude individuals for any reason are unconstitutional. McDonald's can't ban anyone from coming in there; restaurants can't ban people from coming there who come there and order cheap meals along with water to save money.


      Some people may argue that in fact it is the
      rulings that McD's can't ban people that are unconstitutional.

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    2. Re:Casino's are the one's who are organized crooks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      a) You have no idea what the Constitution says.
      b) Your understanding of casinos came from B movies
      c) You're a stupid fuck.

    3. Re:Casino's are the one's who are organized crooks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, any private establishment can refuse service to any person they so choose so long as that decision is not based on race, religion, etc.

      If they suspect you of counting, they can refuse service.

      It is no different than not allowing someone into your home (other than without a warrant). You can refuse entry to anyone for any reason.

      The casino is the casino owners house. Same rules apply.

    4. Re:Casino's are the one's who are organized crooks by seann · · Score: 1

      give me one good reason why I can't ban somebody from my establishment for ordering cheap meals one after one.

      and that reason can't be realted to "becuase he will spread the word that I am bad."

      one reason.

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    5. Re:Casino's are the one's who are organized crooks by bluprint · · Score: 1

      "The rulings by courts that Casino's can exclude individuals for any reason are unconstitutional"

      The constitution was originally supposed to be a document outlining what the government can't do.

      Anyone should be able to opt-out of doing business, or interacting, with anyone else....period.

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    6. Re:Casino's are the one's who are organized crooks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need a refresher on the use of the apostrophe. Hint: when in doubt, don't use one.

    7. Re:Casino's are the one's who are organized crooks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Anyone should be able to opt-out of doing business, or interacting, with anyone else....period."

      Does that mean I don't have to serve blacks, jews, queers, or irish at my restaurant?

    8. Re:Casino's are the one's who are organized crooks by hawk · · Score: 2
      >The Casino's are the entities that are involved
      >with and/or organized crime, not card-counting
      >groups.


      oh, sure. And there is a platform 9-3/4 with the train to Hogwarts, and Denver was wiped out in a nuclear blast, and . . .


      Outside of movies, the mob has been gone since some time in the '80s. It was alive and well in 1980, and gone by 1990.


      Plain and simply, the mob couldn't handle the publicly traded corporation, which had no kneecaps to break or daughters to kidnap. This weakened the mob enough that gaming control was able to finish it off. All that's left after Stupak lost vegas world (and he was never actually mob; just a wanna be) is 75 year old men who show up leaning on a crutch to shood another 75 year old in his driveway--nothing but comic relief.


      Also, unless it's about race, religion, or national origin, there's nothing unconstitutional about a private entity choosing whith whom it will associate.


      hawk

    9. Re:Casino's are the one's who are organized crooks by bluprint · · Score: 1

      It means you shouldn't HAVE to "serve blacks, jews, queers, or irish" at your restaurant. Frankly, if I were a restaraunt owner, and you were a restaurant owner across the street, I would hope that you would refuse service to everyone.

      Does that mean it's ok (in some moral/ethical sense) to refuse service to groups of people like that? No, but you should certainly be free to be an asshole if you want...

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    10. Re:Casino's are the one's who are organized crooks by geekoid · · Score: 2

      fast food resturants CAN refuse service to anyone they wish, and ask them to leave. If they don't, they can be arrested for trespass.

      It is immensly un profitable for a casino to behave in the manner you suggest. They will be shut down in a heart beat. there is too much money to be made from being legit, and too much money to loose if they get caught.

      Most casinos in nevada pay all there bills with .25cent and under slots. when you start to relize that, it become strikingly obvious that the extrat 1/2 percent a casino would make be rbbing people just isn't worth it.

      25 years ago, now that is a different story.

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    11. Re:Casino's are the one's who are organized crooks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Outside of movies, the mob has been gone since some time in the '80s. It was alive and well in 1980, and gone by 1990.

      You are a moron.

    12. Re:Casino's are the one's who are organized crooks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      d) The apostrophe doesn't mean what he thinks it means.

  59. Re:Card counting is fair by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 2

    Actually, I think you'll find that in most casinos dealers do not count cards and they do not double deal... why? Oh, a funny little think I like to call The Law.

    Most dealers are barely making enough money to stay alive, and if they are caught doing either of these things they will be fired and will most likely end up hungry and homeless.

    The Nevada Gaming Commission has very strict rules on what kind of behaviour is allowable by casinos, and cheating is not allowed. If a dealer is caught cheating (and remember those cameras watch both players and dealers) they lose their dealing priveleges and have to find a new job.

    Many casinos hire professional card manipulators, but not to deal, they use them to watch dealers and look for double-deals or anything else that is illegal.

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  60. Casino popup ads at Wired.com by Heisenbug · · Score: 1

    I love that an ad opens up for Casino On Net or whatever when you read this article ... figure out how to beat those guys and you'd really be on to something. How will you throw me out of the casino when you can't see my face?

    1. Re:Casino popup ads at Wired.com by TheHouseMouse · · Score: 1

      Yea, I got an ad for the 'Reef Club Casino' (which i'd bet is owned by Casino On Net). ::Paranoid Geek Mode: ON:: Wired must be down on their luck and decided to stimulate some interest in the online gambling industry by posting a article about screwing the system to give people a false sense of hope. Hmm...was that a run on sentence? ::Paranoid Geek Mode: OFF:: But it brings up a pretty good point about counting cards in the virtual arena. I was under the assumption that they had to have their games as close to real as possible odds wise. But maybe a game like "V.Poker" is made to get around such problems.

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    2. Re:Casino popup ads at Wired.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rather than using 6 decks like the casino, they use an infinite number of decks (or a high enough number to render counting impossible.) Can't do that with physical cards, but easy enough with virtual ones... and technically that is legit, since the odds overall would be unaffected...

  61. Re:Card counting is fair by gila_monster · · Score: 1

    And why do people play, knowing there is a house advantage? Because people play short-term, but the casino makes money long-term. The house advantage isn't large enough to cause concern for anyone out for a good time, but it's more than enough to rake in good profit for the operators.

    Everyone knows the deal (pun intended) when they walk in, as Slepnir indicates. So people shouldn't whine about it. Card counting isn't cheating, but it certainly annoys the casino, and you should just exit gracefully (with your money) when you're asked to leave.

    gm

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  62. Re:rich kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A-fuckin'-men, man. I hope they all get cancer and die, just like their mothers.

  63. Aaah... Gambling. by de_boer_man · · Score: 1

    I went to the Black Hat briefings in Las Vegas a couple of weeks ago and I noticed a couple of things:

    1) Casinos often have moving walkways going INTO their casinos, but none coming out. My theory is that they expect you to be loaded down with a bunch of cash when you enter the casino and that you will be unencumbered by said cash on the way out.

    2) People that play slot machines are stupid. While walking through a casinos, I saw two different slot machines with credits in them... more than 40 credits in a $1 slot machine and 13 credits in a $5 slot machine. Nobody was around. Nobody. I figured that if someone is too dumb to hit a button to pay out the credits, they deserve to lose the money. My souvenirs from the trip were paid for!

    Gambling is a tax on people that are bad at math.

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  64. Re:Impure Mathematics by dadragon · · Score: 1

    To prove once and for all that math can be fun

    Why that big article to prove math is fun. Why not just say you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply?!?

    Come on, wern't you ever in grade 3?

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  65. It's a sad life by L.+VeGas · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I first started counting in high school. I had a chemistry professor that turned me on to Beat the Dealer. Every weekend, I put on a fake mustache and hit the casinos. Back in 1980, the casinos really didn't care that much about who was playing, and I was only ever asked for an ID once. Since that time, I've counted off and on and have made, oh, about $75,000 over the years. Luckily I realized fairly early that the life of a gambler is, frankly, a crappy one.

    I've met several pros over the years, and, without exception, their lives suck. Divorces, endless travel, few friends, tobacco fiends. Most that have been into the game for more that ten years or so wish they had pursued a more legit career.

    As the article states, to make any real money, you have to play in teams. The lone counter can make a living, but not a great one. There is a high to playing and winning, particularly when you're young and you have more cash in your pocket than any of your friends.

    Long term though, follow the advice of your elders. Get an education. Get a good job. Invest wisely. Take care of your family. That's a much better recipe for happiness. I know.

  66. Where is the Pai Gow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is no one talking about my favorite casino game, Pai Gow? I feel that being the banker in Pai Gow is one of the best deals on the strip. Plus, no game is as fun as Pai Gow.

  67. Have you ever seen strong guys heft one of... by cnelzie · · Score: 1

    ...those mallets? More than half of them have no idea that it is a leverage thing. They grab the mallet by the end of the handle and swing away, getting it barely up to the top.

    What they need to do it grab the mallet with one hand alsmost at the mallet end and the other at the end of the handle. Then swing and allow the hand next to the mallet to drop down to the end of the handle. This creates much more force and allows thin "weak" guys the power to be able to ring the bell.

    The next time you are at a carnival or someplace that has one of those. Take a look at how people swing away at that thing.

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  68. I hate to break it to you.. by fz00 · · Score: 0
    but Wired Magazine has always been a fashion rag.

  69. Caltech v.s. Las Vegas by tbmaddux · · Score: 3, Interesting
    As an alumnus of Caltech I feel compelled to respond. IIRC there are old descriptions of statistical analysis attacks performed by Caltech students on Las Vegas roulette wheels in the books "Legends of Caltech" and "More Legends of Caltech."

    Caltech students were also responsible for the famous box-stuffing (spamming, really) of a nationwide fast food chain (McDonalds, but I can't be certain) contest in which they took home a vast majority of the winnings by computer-printing their entries.

    In addition, there's a very good review of successful and legal professional gambling by the technically savvy by another Caltech alumnus that was published in "Engineering and Science," a Caltech alumni publication. Get the PDF here or here.

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  70. does this work on electronic blackjack? by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 2

    I know that virtual card machines have to maintain virtual decks, but would these card counting schemes apply to them as well? And how might that affect detection of your methods by the casino?

    1. Re:does this work on electronic blackjack? by Sloppy · · Score: 2

      I would think that with an electronic game, there would be no time cost for reshuffling after every hand.

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    2. Re:does this work on electronic blackjack? by will_die · · Score: 1

      The problem with any of the electronic games is that they start with a fresh deck for each game.
      Easy to count, but worthless for switching the odds in your favor.

  71. Groups too small by dh003i · · Score: 1, Troll

    For a group, you need a large number of people -- perhaps 100 or so -- to work together randomly and hit different casino's. That makes it difficult for Casino's to notice a "regular" winner.

    Also, probably a good idea to bring a few lawyers along. The people who work in or own Casino's are all mob-affiliated crooks, anyways.

  72. tuition "list price" vs "real price" by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Tuition is like buying a car. The list price is for the rich and suckers. Poorer people get steep aid discounts. Students a college really wants get merit scholarships. MIT does little of latter. With most applicants being valedictorians, they dont need to bribe the smart ones in.

    1. Re:tuition "list price" vs "real price" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      exactly...i go to MIT my parents pay 2k a year (this years cost is nearly 40k with room and board added in). Loans, grants, and work study/summer jobs make up for the rest.

  73. The whole article is a rip-off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You want a good read, go get Ken Uston's Million Dollar Blackjack. The article is basically a rip off of that book (He uses the exact terms Gorilla and BP). And the book doesn't have chessy pictures of idiots on the side either... =]

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/09 14 314084/qid=1029344691/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_1/104-013473 6-5827122?s=books&n=507846

  74. Easier way to carry your stake... by fishbowl · · Score: 2

    These guys never heard of a cashiers' check?

    They act as if taking money from Mass to Nevada
    is a crime or something. I think it's just journalistic sugar, though, as it sounds just
    like a quote from Midnight Express.

    If you win large amounts at a casino, they matter-of-factly do the tax reporting "for you", and unless the stakes they were using were ill-gotten, there was no reason for "smuggling" it.

    Leaving the country with large amounts of cash is another matter.

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    1. Re:Easier way to carry your stake... by mlas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When you win large amounts at a casino, you get chips at a table, which are then cashed in at a cashier's window. They make you fill out tax forms if you cash out more than $10,000, but less than that is up to you to report (or, ahem, not). If you however cash out several times for $9,000, there is no automatic tax reporting... and you needn't show any ID at all.

      So, you're holding a wad of cash untraceable to you and you're going to voluntarily report it to the IRS so's they can take ~40% of it? And you're a card counter? Riiiiight.

      Turning $200,000 into a cashier's check requires running that money through a bank and raises a big red flag to the IRS. Carrying big wads of cash == ~40% increase in profits.

      Not that I've ever won anywhere near enough for this to be an issue ;) but I've seen it happen.

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    2. Re:Easier way to carry your stake... by Savafan1 · · Score: 1

      Actually most casinos will record any transactions over $3000, since the rule is that they have to report it if you transact more than $10000 in a 24 hour period.

  75. JPL branch by IvyMike · · Score: 2

    A guy at my work used to work at the JPL branch of the team, and has some pretty interesting stories. (JPL in Pasedena has a bunch of MIT grads and other assorted geniuses, and is a lot closer to Vegas than Boston is, so it's a natural fit for the club.) He was never one of the really big high-rollers, but did manage to get to go to Vegas with 25K or 50K several times.

    On interesting thing he mentioned is that the club really started to fall apart when the group's average winnings began to fall far below what theory predicted. There were two possible explanations: Vegas had changed something to make the game more in their favor (but I guess nobody ever figured out what they changed) or the members were getting greedy and underreporting winnings back to the group.

  76. And then there was the after-prom party casino by taliver · · Score: 3, Funny

    One of those stupid little monopoly-money type casinos where the cash could be used to bid at an auction at the end--things like hammocks, phones, etc.

    Anyway, I was wandering around the tables while my date was off dancing with her boyfriend (hey, I am posting on /. after all), and I happened to notice the roulette wheel. They had the odds posted beside it.

    50-1 payoff on guessing the right number.

    There are only 38 slots to pick from.

    Well, my first attempt at putting a chip on every spot got me throttled by a football player who said I was messing up the board. My later attempt of just telling the guy working it what my bet was just had him handing me 12 chips on every spin.

    Very entertaining, humorous, and extremely sad that no one else in the junior or senior class happened to notice this.

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  77. Heard about this from a grad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Said his girlfriend used to do this in Atlantic City. Did the disguise thing & all.

  78. Staying under the radar by dmorin · · Score: 2
    It seems like the way to get caught is to win or bet "big". So in theory, it seems like if you were content to say under threshold X, the casinos probably would never notice you. After all, if I think I can count cards but I never leave the $5 table, they don't really care about me, right?

    So a magic question, then, is what's X? Can you win $5000 a week at one casino and not be noticed? $10k?

    The problem with that system is that anybody who is that good of a gambler will, of course, get greedy, and eventually get caught.

    1. Re:Staying under the radar by rhaig · · Score: 2

      anyone who wins consistantly will be noticed. if you only win a few thousand a week, they may not notice you as quickly, but the pit bosses at the $5 tables are going to notice. And when they notice, you'll either be asked to leave, or told to leave.

      Or, they'll keep you around and see that you play more action. Once it all goes to your head, you screw up a couple of times, then you lose it all back.

      I was playing at the gold nugget in Vegas, and though they didn't tell me, I'm pretty sure I was ID'd as a counter. I had a weak dealer that was slow and easy to count with. In about 10 minutes, I made about $300 on him (at the $5 table) while betting $5-25/hand. The dealer got changed out to one who was much faster and hard to count. I quickly lost the count, and about $100 of my winnings. I turned into what the article referred to as a "bad counter". My mistakes turned my strategy against me. I say I was ID'd because the dealers usually change after 20 minutes, and this one only took about 10 minutes. Overall gambling-wise, I finished that 3 day trip up about $300, but had spent that much on other things while there. So it was a wash for me, and them. And I'll be back, they know it.

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  79. professionals allowin at S. CA card shops by peter303 · · Score: 2

    I tried to google the reference, but about a year ago the NY Time Sunday Magazine or Wired had a story about professional card counters in Southern California card shops. It sounded like a pretty grueling job. These syndicates hired young men to gamble around the clock under avery strick set of playing rules. The odds were slightly in the players favor under these rules, but you needed to turn over hundreds of thousands of dollars a week to realize these odds. The card shops know who these syndicates are and who the players are and dont discourage them. The professionals seem to attracts lots of amateurs to the tables who then lose in favor of the house. The job gets tired quickly for the young men who play.

    1. Re:professionals allowin at S. CA card shops by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2

      Gambler's Inc. In California, gamblers bet against each other, not the house. The casino makes its money by charging a betting fee of 1%. Because the professional gamblers place many bets and attract other players, they are welcomed by the (California) casinos.

  80. Re:Card counting is fair by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sorry,

    If they don't like card counters in the game, they should drop the game from their floor, or modify the game's rules so they can maintain their advantage without kicking people out.

    The whole idea of being able to kick out people who have a perceived advantage rubs me the wrong way... If they're cheating, arrest them - otherwise the game is there to play, so play it.

    Infact, the first thought I had was a Invader Zim flashback to Megadoomer - two kids playing and when one has a perceived advantage, the other yells "I'm not gonna play with you any more!"

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  81. Why the house has an edge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone asked why the house has an edge? It's because the house wins ties. Some casinos, though, occasionally do specials (announced over the intercom) where players win ties for the next 10 hands, or something like that.

    If you don't want to count cards or find 5 people to form a gambling ring, just hang out in a casino and wait for their blue light specials.

  82. Don't be so sure of yourself!! by boomer_rehfield · · Score: 1

    I believe we all know who the spotter in yellow is... http://www.sporting-heroes.net/tennis-heroes/displ ayhero.asp?HeroID=14

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  83. Claude Shannon hacking Las Vegas in the 60s. by XNormal · · Score: 2

    Check out this amazing article about the first wearable computer built by Claude Shannon and Edward Thorp to predict roulette results.

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  84. This article makes counting seem too easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Ah. Great article. This brings back memories but counting isn't as glamorous as they make it seem. I picked up some counting books in high school, got hooked and made decent money for a teenager with no job. When I went off to college I stopped. It just doesn't make sense to go through all that work for a 2-4% advantage over the house. In that last session of the article the guy walked off with $12k. I'm willing to bet(no pun intended) that was luck. Getting a 2% advantage over the house is one thing but you've got to do it for 8 hours a day and then some. And mistakes are costly. Losing a big hand on a high count is acceptable but losing a big hand when you mess up the count is devistating. One thing the article did not mention is that the number of hands is important. One person for 8 hours a day is equivilant to four people working 2 hours a day - the more hands your team sees, the more likely your advantage over the house will be realized. Either way, you have advanced counts, gorilla BPs, dozens of people...that's a lot of work.

    Also, for any techno types out there I recommend Ken Uston's Million Dollar Blackjack book. He has some great stories plus /.'ers may want to read about the computer he was using back in the day to do his counting. It was small, strapped to a users leg, and would take input/output as binary signals. Pretty impressive for its time.

  85. This is why I avoid Vegas altogether. by BoomerSooner · · Score: 0

    If you can legally come up with a stratagy to beat the house then all's fair. Fuck Vegas, it's a idiot's paradise (or MIT counter). Skanky hookers (or mexicans passing out fliers), overpriced food, hotter than shit weather, horrible layout of casinos. Overpriced shows.

    All this just to gamble. I just go to New Orleans and avoid vegas altogether. And N.O. has a lot more to do that actually involves something cultural.

    Hell at least Atlanic City has the boardwalk and pizza (very scary area though).

    1. Re:This is why I avoid Vegas altogether. by prator · · Score: 1

      Yeah, NO has so much culture. You can smell it in the air.

      /me inhales some quality NO air.
      /me chokes and gags.


      Wait, I was mistaken. That's just the smell of urine and feces.

      -prator

    2. Re:This is why I avoid Vegas altogether. by netsharc · · Score: 1

      Yeah, screw Vegas! We can have our own! With hookers, and blackjack! In fact, forget the blackjack, and the Vegas!

      Aarrghh, screw it all!

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    3. Re:This is why I avoid Vegas altogether. by konichiwa · · Score: 1

      Hope you're kidding? NO is one of the most "culturally rich" places in the U.S.

      Don't worry, I dont know what culturally rich means either :(

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    4. Re:This is why I avoid Vegas altogether. by NineNine · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's paradise for adults who like to have fun. You should try it some time, it's...well... fun. Lots of drinks, great hookers (or strippers if you're prudish), great music, best food in the world, shopping, great hotel rooms. My wife and I say that you can get anything you want in Vegas, legal or otherwise, as long as you have money. We've yet to be proven wrong.

  86. A few points on card counting by foxtrot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1) Dealers generally don't know if you're counting cards. The guy on the other end of the surveillance camera, on the other hand, does.

    2) Playing a "standard" game (always split 8s, hit on foo, stand on bar, yaada) will always be against you-- casinos aren't stupid. However, anywhere where casinos have to compete against one another, you have a chance to find "better rules"-- for the most part, anything that gives the player a choice is good. There are odds calculators out there on the web to tell you what you ought to "expect" from a given game. Expect odds for any game on a cruise ship to suck rocks. :)

    3) Once you've found a close-to-even game (only off by a percent or so), then you can swing the odds barely in your favor by counting cards. Your expected payout is going to be less than a percent, and the fact that you've deviated from the "standard" play when the count is good will be a signal to the security camera operator to inform you that the house simply can't offer you a blackjack game anymore.

    4) Even without counting, you can "make money" playing blackjack. On a good table, you can basically expect to keep your losses to a sufficient minimum (over large amounts of hands) to cover free drinks. Cheap entertainment over the long haul.

    5) Even counting, you can't expect to walk up to a $5 table with twenty bucks and expect to parlay it into, well, anything. You need enough of a bankroll to handle long strings of "bad luck"-- numbers I've seen are between 200 and 400 times the wager at the table.

    6) Similarly, a night of counting cards isn't going to make you fabulously wealthy overnight. If you play fifty hands at a $5 table, and you've pushed the odds into your favor by a half a percent, which is really good, your expected return is to walk out the door with $1.25 more than you started with. Glamorous, huh?

    7) It's not illegal to count cards. It's also not illegal for a casino to tell you they're unable to offer you a particular sort of game.

    With all of this, you have to play an awful lot of blackjack before you've parlayed your bankroll to where you can graduate to a bigger table with bigger payoffs. You can't lose count, you can't "feel lucky". Most people are better off simply playing the "rules" and making it back on free drinks...

    -JDF

    1. Re:A few points on card counting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most dealers do count cards themselves, simply out of boredom. So most could recognize that players would be counting, simply by knowing the count themselves.

      However, dealers also generally cheer for the players success, because it can also get boring/depressing to watch the many different people you deal to, for hours every week, lose so often. Their cheering for the players also comes from the fact that a player that does well will usually tip the dealer, but player that lose money won't even consider tipping.

      These things keep dealers from really caring or acting out against a player who they believe is card counting. So it's really just the pit bosses and cameras that need to be bypassed.

      Also, the "standard" game you refer to is called "Basic Strategy", and most casinos will actually sell you wallet-sized sheets that list the basic strategy responses to all combinations of hands, so you don't even have to memorize it (but you eventually will after playing often enough). Using basic strategy, the house edge on 6-deck blackjack game with standard Atlantic City rules is 0.46%.

      Card counters do not deviate (noticably) from basic strategy, knowing the count of the cards will only change how much they bet, by increasing their bets by a multiple of the positive true count, and minimizing the bet for negative true counts.

      The expected return even at a $5 table is much more than $1.25. A card counters potential returns for a single night are incredible compared to conventional market/banking investments.

  87. 300 pounds??? by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

    300 pounds? You think they gave a crap about 300 pounds? Was this run by a wanna be mob or something? An amatuer mob? A part-time mafia?!?!??!

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  88. can they change their looks? by sckeener · · Score: 2

    Just wondering, how long can someone be banned?

    If they were all banned in their 20s, what's to stop them from doing it again in their 40s?

    I think I could be happy on a few million for 20yrs....

    hmmm...what are you doing to plan for retirement? Studying math....

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    1. Re:can they change their looks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With that kind of money you could have some plastic surgery done and be back in the game much sooner.

  89. Best quote from the article by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 1
    Jeff Jonas makes no attempt to hide his contempt for the professionals who use math instead of miniature cameras to beat the system. "These teams of card counters are a new definition of organized crime..."


    The casinos are accussing others of organized crime!

  90. Great.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next thing you know, pasty-faced geeks in un-stylish clothes with poor posture are gonna be put on the Casino Shitlist.
    Sheesh, all they wanna do is win some extra cash to pay for the latest computer hardware (and maybe some hookers.. hmm.. horny virgin geeks in Las Vegas introduces interesting possibilities)

  91. The irony. by fogof · · Score: 1

    As I close the window to the story ... Guess what pops up.... And add for an only casino ... Hahahahaha.

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  92. metal strips in US $100? by losretardadovaquero · · Score: 1

    i recall hearing that the small metal strip found on the right hand side of any of the new US dollar bills, while not only being an anti-counterfeiting measure, would trigger metal detectors if stacked in large quantities (such as the 100k this reporter was traveling with). is that just some urban legend or ... ?

    1. Re:metal strips in US $100? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard the strips are made of magnesium, and I believe its only the lettering... If that's the case, then it would take an AWFUL lot of money to set a metal detector off, esp since they're tuned to look for large ferrous objects... I've also heard (this may not be the case now, but I've seen it happen myself)that if you carry the object through the center of the metal detector, it may not go off... I had a metal necklace on that was pretty substantial and I observed this... Food for thought.

    2. Re:metal strips in US $100? by I_am_God_Here · · Score: 1

      The strips are some sort of plastic used to prevent counterfeiting. The myth that the strips are metal stems from that vending machines use magnetics to read what type of bill it is. You see the paper money is printed on is not quite paper and is magnetic. Each type of bill has a unique magnetic pattern, a 5 has a differnt pattern then a 10.

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  93. casino ad by shrikel · · Score: 2, Funny

    The funny part is that when I loaded the page, I got a casino pop-under.

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  94. Exactly by bleckywelcky · · Score: 2


    I was thinking that the whole way through reading the article (yes I read all 6 pages before deciding to post a comment, :P). Besides the fact that the Casinos are all owned and operated by huge conglomerate companies with Presidents, CEOs, and Chairmen that will still make more in a year than a card-counting team can win in a year, the Casinos will prolly make 10 times the winnings they dish out in any given night. Sure, this is all rationalization, but just move onto the actual semantics of the game and you don't have to rationalize anything. The game follows patterns, no matter how many decks are used, or the shuffling frequency of the decks, the game is simply made of patterns (although somewhat complex under certain circumstances). So why should someone be punished (even just barred) for watching the patterns and using them. It would be like a farmer being barred from the local market because he always decided to plant his fields in the Spring, realizing the pattern of weather to follow. It's ridiculous. Although the Casinos think this at heart, it is as if they are openly announcing that they are under practically no cirumstances willings to allow anyone to have a chance at winning anything... when they are a mecca gambling and supposedly random odds themselves.

    Some things I found rather un-nerving though were this on the fourth page:

    My first few days in Las Vegas, I get a small taste of the new paranoia. I awake one morning to discover that my laptop has been stolen out of my locked hotel room while I slept.

    And this on the sixth page:

    Lewis decided to go it on his own, forming an alliance with Jill Thomas and Andrew Tay. Then a few months later, someone broke into Thomas' apartment, stealing more than $50,000 in blackjack winnings from a safe in her bedroom. Although he has no proof, Lewis suspects that the robbery had something to do with the MIT team.

    Pretty crazy stuff, almost like something out of an X-Files conspiracy episode or other equivalent conspiracy show/movie. I wouldn't imagine some Casino thugs ordering a break-in of someone's house to steal a measly $50k. But, I could imagine some Casino thugs ordering a break-in of someone's hotel room to steal some card counting trade secrets.

    1. Re:Exactly by Conspir8or · · Score: 1
      My first few days in Las Vegas, I get a small taste of the new paranoia. I awake one morning to discover that my laptop has been stolen out of my locked hotel room while I slept.

      I'd say, "Did the hotel room have a safe?", except hotel security can go right into those safes with their electronic skeleton keys. You might be marginally more secure with the hotel's safe deposit boxes, available thru the front desk usually, except these might draw more attention than you're comfortable with (esp. on a trip already laden with paranoia like the one described in the article).

      Perhaps he could have registered in two hotels and ditched the gear in the safe/deposit box of the one at which he wasn't gambling. Of course, you can walk a quarter mile up the Strip and not leave MGM/Mirage or Park Place property, so do your homework before picking.

      I would have traveled lighter -- can't use the laptop in the casino anyway, and fewer articles to track makes for a faster escape. Of course, my perspective is different; I'm a $5 bettor, so I'm invisible to the casino as long as I don't hurl into a craps table.

      Conspir8or
    2. Re:Exactly by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      Oh, come on. There was no robbery. The player just stole the $50,000. Happens in card-counting teams all the time.

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  95. Seems a bit over-hyped...big surprise, eh? by writertype · · Score: 1

    From the boilerplate:

    "Adapted from Bringing Down the House: The Inside Story of Six MIT Students Who Took Vegas for Millions, to be published in October. Ben Mezrich wrote six novels before turning to nonfiction."

    Seems like old habits are hard to break...

  96. There are many ways to win in Vegas by Lucas+Membrane · · Score: 1
    You can win at poker in Vegas, make about $1 million per year if you are very good, but you have to work very hard and spend a lot of time in smoke-filled rooms. You'd have to be about the #1 player to make a million.

    There is often a small positive margin on cumulative games and slots that pay a big bonus every so often. Sometimes these things really are 'due' to pay big. But there are syndicates that go after these opportunities whenever they find them and push the available income down close to the minimum wage.

    If you are very smart, you can win at sports betting, but this is also getting much harder and more competitive.

    Some casinos are lazy and you can actually win a little on roullette the same way that Thorpe did in 1950. But if you win more thant $50k per year or so, they'll put you out of business on that, too.

    I always thought that the Eudaemonic Pie book wasn't 100 percent accurate, that the description of their roullette system was slightly disguised in the book so that they could try later to use it again, but I don't know.

  97. What you really need to know about Card Counting by Sierra+Charlie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've been a blackjack card counter since the late 1970's. I started out using the Revere APC system but switched in recent years to the excellent yet simple Knock-Out unbalanced count system.

    This article, as with most Wired pieces these days, has a few grains of truth along with a lot of hype and dazzle. Here's a few points that should be made.

    Fact #1: You don't have to be a math genius to count cards. Using the Knockout system, I just start with a count of zero and add 1 to my count every time I see a card with a value of 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 or 7. I subtract 1 from my count every time I see a 10 or face card. The size of my bet changes as the count goes up. It's that simple.

    Fact #2: You can't make money at Blackjack unless you already have money. The way the statistics work out, you need a bankroll of approximately 1000 times your minimum bet to have a reasonable assurance that a bad statistical swing doesn't wipe you out. That means about a $5000 bankroll just to sit down at a $5 minimum blackjack table. Playing at that level will net you approximately $17.50 per hour.

    Fact #3: It's pretty boring. While everyone else is having fun, you're sitting there playing a game that is the gambling equivalent of working a factory job. It's repetitive and tedious; you get penalized cash every time you make a mistake. Most people find that they don't have the discipline to do this over the long haul.

    Fact #4: It's the antithesis of glamorous. The people you meet who are really trying to make money from the casino industry are a pretty unsavory lot. The few who have the discipline, bankroll and skill to beat the casinos also realize that it's important to look just like another player. The professional card counter at a given table is probably the paunchy, middle-aged guy in the "I love Las Vegas" tourist T-shirt.

    Fact #5: It's a dying art. In the 70's, the games were so good, that it took very little to get an edge. The casinos aren't run by mobsters anymore though, they're run by Harvard graduates who understand the games just as well as you do. The rules aren't as favorable, more decks are in play, and they're introducing "Universal Shufflers" that have the capacity to destroy the concept of card counting permanently. The casinos make their money from slots now; they don't have to offer a hyper-competitive blackjack game to lure in players.

    Fact #6: If you have a large bankroll, the willingness to study, the discipline to stick to your game plan no matter what, you can make some money playing blackjack. If you have all of the above, however, I guarantee you that you can find a better way to make money.

    All of that being said, blackjack isn't a bad hobby. Friends of mine like to gamble, and my business sometimes finds me in Vegas. Instead of handing my wallot over to the casino, I instead make some money, have some free drinks and meet interesting people. That's not so bad.

    Just don't listen to too much hype from Wired. :)

  98. Logan Airport Security by reverseengineer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Neat article. However, I was rather perturbedby the opening anecdote about ferrying an enormous amount of cash through Logan Airport- the same one that the hijackers that destroyed the WTC flew out of. Bricks of hundred dollar bills, box cutters, no questions asked... just what the hell does security do there anyway?

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  99. Re:Card counting is fair by ObiWonKanblomi · · Score: 0

    while some games are horribly rigged (Slot machines for example)...

    I'm not sure if you said that to illustrate your point, but Nevada state law requires that each slot machine pay out 75% of the total amount of cash is put into it.

  100. I Count Cards... by Free+Heel+Skier · · Score: 1

    I will be in Vegas in a couple of weeks and have been practicing my card counting. It is really not that hard - You start with 2 of them and add one to that every time you hit.

    No big deal.

  101. Don't buy Beat The Dealer for the strategy by GlenRaphael · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Thorpe's book referenced in the /. header is only interesting for historical purposes; The card-counting systems developed since then are much easier to use, more accurate and more relevant to the game as it's now played.

    Instead, I recommend people start with Snyder's Blackbelt in Blackjack or Olaf's Knock-out Blackjack.

    A good blackjack discussion website for serious players is Sanford Wong's bj21.com.

    The Wired article is surprisingly accurate; usually the media makes a hash of articles about card-counting.

    P.S. to any Griffin employees out there: I don't know anything about blackjack. Please remove me from your files. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. These aren't the droids you're looking for. :-)

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  102. Re:Card counting is fair by Zimm · · Score: 1
    Everyone knows there is a house advantage in the casinos. When you enter a casino, you're on private property, and thus have to play by their rules. If you don't like those rules, you can go to another casino whose rules you like. But good luck finding a casino that will let you cheat

    It's even more difficult or impossible to find a casino that doesn't cheat(where the odds are tipped in their favor). The best way to get rich is not to go to a casino, but to own one. Because there are always notlack of suckers that will come in to give you their money.

  103. Cheating used to not even be illegal by WINSTANLEY · · Score: 1

    There is a memoir by a casino cheat in Vegas, I think the name is John Soares, and in it he points out that early on (thru the 60's) there was not any law in Nevada making cheating the casino a illegal act. However, JS points out that law or no law, it was extremely dangerous.

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  104. I've got a great idea by cardshark2001 · · Score: 1

    Here's the best way to make money from a casino:

    It's simple. Own one.

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  105. Carmack got booted! by nnnneedles · · Score: 4, Informative

    I remember that, but later, well, even John Carmack got booted:

    <I>A few of us took a couple days off in vegas this weekend. After about
    ten hours at the tables over friday and saturday, I got a tap on the shoulder...

    Three men in dark suits introduced themselves and explained that I was welcome
    to play any other game in the casino, but I am not allowed to play
    blackjack anymore.

    Ah well, I guess my blackjack days are over. I was actually down a bit for
    the day when they booted me, but I made +$32k over five trips to vegas in the
    past two years or so.

    I knew I would get kicked out sooner or later, because I don't play "safely".
    I sit at the same table for several hours, and I range my bets around 10 to 1.<I>

    Sorry can't find the .plan file link. :/

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  106. The Lucky Croupier by Lucas+Membrane · · Score: 1

    There was a croupier in Monte Carlo who worked there for very many years. On his last day at the roullette wheel before his retirement, about 30 years ago, a young lady came in and started betting single numbers at his wheel. She won twelve of twenty numbers and cashed out with a pile of money. When the croupier retired and left work that day, he ran into the young lady at a restaurant. A relationship ensued. They married and retired in the nearby countryside. The legend is that the croupier had spent his last fifteen years on the job practicing hitting single numbers on the wheel.

  107. Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Betting on a color is less than 50/50 odds. You forgot to account for the green "00" and/or "0" slot(s). I don't think the house considers these to be odd or even, so the odds there would be less than 50/50 there, as well.

  108. Beat the Dealer by andrewski · · Score: 1

    I read this book a decade or so ago, when I was 14. Good system. If you don't know how to count cards, it's easy to learn. It doesn't require a degree from MIT.

  109. devising card counting techniques by austad · · Score: 2

    There are a ton of card counting techniques, and I believe it was in the rec.games.blackjack FAQ where I saw some payoff percentages associated with different methods.

    I wonder how easy it would be to make a genetic algoritm that would find the "optimum" card counting technique.

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  110. My blackjack story by ahem · · Score: 1

    More recently in life than when the following story was set, I was part of a counting team, and nearly wound up in Griffin from an incident at Bally's. I've since stop gambling all together, since after all, I have a problem with gambling.

    It's quite a heady rush to be making money and know that you're going to profit where most everyone else is going to lose. A kind of ugly duckling fantasy about how some day you'll be recognized for your brains over the brawn of those stupid jocks who tormented you in school.

    Eventually, though, I had a moment where I didn't like the company I was keeping. That moment is described below.

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    I have a problem with gambling. I didn't have a lot of risk in my real
    life, so I courted simulated danger across the green felt of a blackjack
    or poker table. After all, all that's at risk is money. I was lucky
    enough in my 'real' life that if while at the blackjack table fortune
    smiled upon me I got to feel good and make some
    money. However, if I didn't do so well, I could still go home to a warm
    bed and know where my next meal was coming from. As my once-upon-a-time
    shrink described to me, gambling was where I got my juice because I
    had repressed all the rest of the more normal sources of risk and
    excitement in my life.

    I lived for a while with rules that defined how and when I could
    gamble. I did this, because I recognized I had a problem, but didn't
    want to give up gambling. Since then, I've abstained completely.

    The reason that I set up these rules goes back to an incident from
    back in my college days. I was taking classes at the University of
    Arizona in Tucson and working as a programmer at a local real estate
    development company. One little trick that I played a couple times was
    to be working late one evening and call my then fiance to let her know
    I would be working for quite a while. Then I would drive down to the
    airport and catch an 8 or 9 p.m. flight to Las Vegas to play a little
    blackjack. The plan would be to fly back on the 7 or 8 a.m. flight and
    'awaken' at my desk, having 'fallen asleep' at my keyboard. I would
    then go straight to classes and most likely sleep there part of the
    day, and resume my regular schedule late that afternoon.

    During one of these trips, I had managed to go through the $200 I had
    brought in fairly short order. This is not easy to do betting $5 per
    hand of blackjack, but is well within the realm of possibility. I then
    proceeded to get $300 from the ATM out of my checking account, which
    was the daily limit. Unfortunately, that also disappeared around 2:30
    or 3. Fortunately (kind of) it was the next day as far as the ATM was
    concerned, so I managed to get another $200 out of the machine, which
    was all I had left in the checking account, barring what I needed for
    rent, etc.

    5 a.m. rolls around, and I'm once again functionally broke. It has
    been a very unusually bad trip, but once again, not unheard of playing
    $5 blackjack. I had kept $20 aside for getting back to the Las Vegas
    airport and for getting my car out of the parking lot, but I had
    nothing left to gamble. I went for a walk out on the strip. I left
    where I had been playing, which was the Flamingo Hilton, and as I
    stepped out onto Las Vegas Boulevard South, the pink fingers of a
    desert false dawn were rising from the east. I believe it was a
    Wednesday morning. The Strip was absolutely deserted with the
    exception of myself, a jogger on the opposite side of the street in
    front of Caesar's Palace and two or three other tired looking people
    with that thousand-yard stare of the economically shell-shocked.

    I stepped out into the street, into the non-existent traffic. I
    crossed the median and approached the driveway to Caesar's
    Palace. Before me were the fountains that Evel Knievel jumped across
    time and again. The sun was starting to peek over the mountains east
    of town and illuminated the mountains west of town. The sky lightened
    considerably and the hotel towers and the Fuller dome of the OmniMax
    theater loomed above me in silhouette as I walked up the driveway.

    Ahead of me was an ornate shrine featuring a white elephant. I stopped
    to consider what Eastern religion this might be a symbol of good luck
    for. It was done up in an appropriately tacky Las Vegas fashion,
    however. The entire elephant was covered in various colors of
    mirrored tile and was dramatically uplit by hidden lights of various
    colors and several white spotlights. There were coins all around the
    base of the elephant and a railing with a sign in all languages
    warning that the railing was alarmed and that the shrine was monitored
    on video. I remember laughing at the prospect of only in Las Vegas
    would security be needed at a wishing well.

    Even though I don't believe in lucky elephants, I took this burst of
    black humor for a sign of my luck changing. In that instant I decided
    that I would either come home a really big winner or a really big
    loser. $700 was actually the biggest loss that I had ever sustained in
    Las Vegas, but I was past the threshold of pain. I must credit Mike
    "Mad Genius" Caro with the genesis of that phrase. It refers to the
    state where you've lost an amount of money that has numbed you to any
    further pain of any additional losses. It doesn't hurt any more to
    lose another $1, so losing it becomes very easy. I decided that I
    would take my credit card and charge another $700 on it, and I would
    play for the first time at the $25 minimum tables.

    Once I had determined my course, my step lightened. My eyes cleared
    and my blood once again began to flow. I was back in action. Just the
    decision to start on this path was enough to lift my spirits. I
    quickly made my way to the Comcheck machine and ran my card through
    with aplomb. I punched in a request for $700 and strutted up to the
    cashier's cage as if I owned the place. I received my seven
    one-hundred dollar bills and advanced on the casino floor.

    I spied my victim. A $25 table right near the main entrance. It was a
    6 deck shoe with four players already on it. After all, if I wanted to
    stage a big comeback, I certainly would want an audience. The poor
    dealer and pit bosses wouldn't know what hit them.

    I sat down and spread those seven insignificant pieces of paper across
    the felt and watched the dealer push me a stack of even less
    significant green $25 chips towards me. My destiny hung from those 28
    clay discs. I saw visions of them turning into black $100 chips or
    even purple $500 chips.

    At the time, I played a basic strategy and a simple winning progression. I would always
    start betting one unit, in this case one green chip. If I won the
    hand, I would let it ride and wager two chips on the next hand. If I
    won my second hand, I would then wager three chips. If I continued to
    win, I would wager five chips, then five chips again, followed by
    seven chips and then ten chips after the sixth win. Starting with the
    seventh hand, I would treat ten chips like one chip but I would repeat
    the ten, so the wagering would go ten chips, ten, twenty, thirty,
    fifty, fifty, seventy and one hundred chips. Then in the incredibly
    unlikely circumstance of getting that far, the series repeats itself,
    treating 100 chips like 1 chip.

    I played for a while, never varying too far from either side of even,
    when it happened. I hit a losing streak that would not snap. I was
    down about two chips at the time, but my stack started to dwindle. I
    got down to twelve chips, then eleven, then ten. When I lost the next
    hand and I now only had a single digits worth of chips in front of me,
    I began to seriously question my earlier optimism.

    It was now about 6:15 and I had to leave for the airport at 7. I was
    resigned to play out this particular grim scene to its conclusion,
    when finally I won a hand. Suddenly I could do no wrong. The next
    hand, I bet my two chips and won. Then, with three chips wagered, I
    got a natural blackjack. Because naturals pay 3:2, in addition to the
    four green chips I received two red $5 chips, two silver dollars and a
    fifty cent piece. I put this "odd money" out for the dealer as a tip
    on the next hand where I had five green chips wagered, and won
    again. I repeated my five chip bet and won. Now I placed seven chips
    in the circle and got an 11 where the dealer had a 6 up. I placed my
    recently won profits in the circle beside my bet and doubled down,
    receiving a single face-down card. The dealer turns over a 4 followed
    by a face card from the shoe and the whole table slumps in
    disappointment at the dealer's 20. I haven't looked, but I just know
    that I have a ten underneath, and the dealer reveals my card to have a
    lovely face. He restacks my fourteen chips in three piles of four and
    the remaining pile of two. He places a black chip in front of each of
    the three piles then places a fourth black chip in front of the pile
    of two green ones and picks up the two green ones in change.

    I take back these four black chips and four of the green ones leaving
    a ten chip bet out for my next hand. I win that one and the dealer
    repeats the restacking ritual to pay me with three black chips, taking
    two green as change. I restore my ten chip bet and once again win. The
    dealer again gives me three black chips and takes back two greens in
    change. I stack up all the chips in the circle to make a pile of three
    black chips and eight green chips.

    I won the next hand as well and the dealer paid me with five black
    chips. Now my progression called for thirty green chips. I began
    fumbling with the green chips in my stack and adding them to the stack
    in the circle when the dealer said to me, "Hey buddy, slow down, the
    casino will still be here tomorrow."

    I actually snapped back, "Thanks for the advice, but I know what I'm
    doing," as I added the green chips to the top of the stack. The dealer
    looked at me. I honestly do not remember if it was with anger or with
    pity.

    I won that hand as well.

    Now my hands were visibly shaking.

    I had won ten hands in a row. As the dealer paid me with a purple
    chip, two black chips and two greens, he called out to the pit boss,
    "Purple out."

    The pit boss looked over and then slowly walked over as he said, "Ok."

    My next bet was fifty green chips. I added the purple chip to the
    bottom of the pile as the dealer got ready to deal the next hand. The
    rest of the table was quiet. I won.

    The whole table cheered. Well, maybe they didn't cheer, but they did
    make a set of noises that could be interpreted as well wishing. It may
    have been shock or envy, I don't recall.

    As the dealer set out one yellow chip, two black chips and two green
    chips, I realized two things. First, that I had risen out of my seat,
    and second, that this yellow chip was worth $1,000. I had just been
    paid one thousand, two hundred and fifty dollars. This was just a bit
    more than I and my two roommates were paying for rent. Combined. For
    two months. While I recognized that fact, I was past caring. I realize
    now that there is a threshold of pain in both directions. There is a
    certain amount of money that once you win it, you are indifferent to
    any more.

    Mechanically, I put out the $1,750 required by the progression for the
    next bet. I lost. I once again began shaking. I said to the dealer, "I
    think I'm ready to go now, please."

    The pit boss said, "Son, I think that would be a good idea." Thinking
    back, I don't believe I'm imagining the look of concern on his face. I
    also don't believe that he was concerned about losing a couple
    thousand dollars on his shift. All told, that run of cards had left me
    with $2,250 on the table. I had made back my $700 cash advance, I had
    made back my earlier losses of $700 and I had come out to the good by
    $850. I gave the dealer a $25 chip as I departed and thanked him.

    As I looked from him to the other players at the table I was leaving I
    saw something that scared me. I saw three aging people, smoking,
    drinking and hunched over in their chairs. They were immersed in their
    own world and my passing through was a momentary breeze, quickly
    forgotten. In seeing them, I imagined someone like me, years down the
    road, having an experience like I just had, and seeing me as one of
    these caricatures through their young eyes. That is the image that I
    remember whenever I find myself getting carried away by my addiction.

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  111. Re:Slashdot Trivia While W et al. Rob The U.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish I could disagree with you.

  112. Harry Anderson by n8willis · · Score: 2

    Pre-Night Court, Harry Anderson was a professional magician. Still is, I guess, but I bring it up to recommend his book Games You Can't Lose (B&N). He covers a lot, and with great style, including Blackjack strategy and winning legally at Craps, including the really good bets that they don't mark on the tables.

    Plus, for all those hotshots out there who think it's cool to get tossed out of a casino, Anderson was banned from playing cards anywhere in the state of Nevada. Tells the story in the book....

    N

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  113. Re:How to Lay a Girl by noodles79 · · Score: 1



    This is at the very least, humerous which, Anonymous Coward you suggest isn't. There might be hint of truth through your words though; in so much that with some practice a few of your methods might actually work in real world situations. The humor of your piece comes with the language you use. For a moment is as if you are reading a step-by-step manual setup with sequence in the forefront of publication. Then, you effortlessly toss in the C*#t word or say tits like your in a bar room chating with the boys... Good stuff man...

    Put some more out there for us to read.

  114. Memory, not math. by supabeast! · · Score: 2

    Casinos wiped out card counters ages ago with massive decks that screw up the math. Winning blackjack is still pretty easy with memorization of the tables and techniques Avery Cardoza came up with in his book Winning Casino Blackjack for the Con-Counter." Anyone who wants to come out ahead in blackjack really, really needs to read this book.

    1. Re:Memory, not math. by geekoid · · Score: 2

      it doesn't change a thing. there is asr still a known number of 10 point value card. if you have 6 decks then there are 96 10 point cards.

      they only thing that can limit card counting is shuffling after each hand. in fact it is usually easier to card count on a table that uses multi-decks, because singly decks are shuffled too often.

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  115. Well, *duh* by hawk · · Score: 2
    >Unfortunately, casinos don't like losing money.
    >Their sole business is the fact that people come
    >in and give them money for no real reason >whatsoever.


    BUt, but . . . doesn't the .com plan of making up for it in volume, or cash flow, or venture capital, or some such make up for that???

    :)


    hawk, Las Vegan in exile

  116. A few tips for would be card counters by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 2

    I love to play blackjack. I used to play it a lot, but have since waned in my activities (most notably after 4 consecutive unlucky trips to Las Vegas).

    It's really hard to look at an article like this and not run down to your local bookstore and pickup some of the many texts that show you the basics of card counting, but before any one does, there are a few things to consider:

    You won't win a lot of money unless you have a lot of money to loose. Never, ever gamble with money you can't afford to loose; it's that simple. If you are planning a gambling trip, you have to set yourself a limit, and figure if you loose it all, you're still going to make rent, pay your bills, be able to get back home etc.

    That having been said, lets assume you have $500 to gamble with. In fair conditions, playing in perfect form, (this is very, very hard to do) over the long run in a weekend, on averages, you may end up making ~$12 an hour. Yes, you could win much more, but on the other hand you could loose too. It's kind of hard to justify putting that kind of money on the line when your best expectation in the long run is to end up with the same amount of money you would get if you were working (albeit tax free as long as you don't win too much)

    Then consider that if you learn the fundamentals of basic strategy (which is easy), the casinos edge over you really isn't that great, and you can take a smaller sum (say $100) last a long time, perhaps even get a few extra bucks, and just have a good time with your friends. I always take Vegas newbies to the Stardust, where you can get a $1 table 24/hr a day. Sure, they have a six deck shoe, but the play is slow and it's easy to learn. I find I have a good deal of fun sitting down with a $20 bill, making it last a long time, meanwhile getting juiced on free drinks (ok, $1 drinks, because it's hard to get a waitress and they won't come back often unless you tip them). The rule of thumb is, sit down with 20, leave with 10 and be completely sloshed. (never, ever, ever, get drunk trying to count cards or gambling with real money. It makes you play sloppy, and the booze silences that little voice inside your head that says if you go back to the ATM again you can't make rent).

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  117. Re:Card counting is fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not the ones I know.

  118. Re:Card counting is fair by checkyoulater · · Score: 1

    By the way, does anyone here really think that the dealers don't count the cards? Bullshit. You know damn well they do.

    Most of the dealers I have seen (mostly in Ontario Casinos) couldn't count cards if they wanted to. Do you really think people smart enough to count cards would work as a dealer for barely over minimum wage? Besides, what incentive is there for a dealer to win? He gets paid regardless of what happens. It isn't like they work on commission. But if they did, well then, time for a career change...

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  119. Been there, done that (vicariously) by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 4, Interesting
    A friend of mine did that. He got a grant of free CPU time on the mainframe at the University of Alberta in around 1979/80 to do stastical analisys on blackjack. He came up with a nice card counting system.. managed to reduce it to a single index-card cheat sheet. There were different rules for local (Edmonton) blackjack and Las Vegas.

    He was able to make money off of it, but I'm not sure how much.

    The FBI also used card counting many years ago when they did some undercover investigation in Las Vegas. They siphoned cash through the Casinos and then did statistical analysis on how much of it made it to the banks. They used Card counting to limit their losses.

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  120. How appropriate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love how the ad for the "World's Largest Casino" popped up when I clicked on the story.

  121. What I don't understand.... by yokem_55 · · Score: 1

    Why don't the casino's hire these counters and pay them decent money to help them perfect their side of the game. At the end of the article the "Kevin" guy is told that he's too good for the casinos. If that is the case, then if you can't beat them, join them.

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  122. My favorite blackjack strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This one is used by a friend of mine...

    Sit down at the smallest bet table with your friends. Always place the minimum bet. Guzzle the free drinks as fast as you can. Then, when you start getting too fuzzy to play properly, just ask the dealer how to play...

    In most places (Vegas is one) the dealer is obliged to give you the best possible advice if you ask. That means they will tell you how to play the optimum non-counting game - the one that gives you 97% returns. So if you play 60 games an hour at a $3 table, you're paying (on average) $5.40/hour for all the free drinks you can handle... whee!

  123. Swingers did it for me! by mekkab · · Score: 2

    Yeah, Swingers had a great portrayal of a vegas casino!

    I can't wait to lose my shorts while a bunch of 80 yr olds look on with delight (although they're probably just happy to still be alive!)

    double down, baby!

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    In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
  124. One of the guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    from the MIT blackjack team was telling me about wasting all of his personal money on tips from the comps. Life's gotta be rough when the tips on the free stuff start eating too deeply into your pockets. (The money they bet with was investor's money.)

    I went to an MIT backjack club introduction in January of 1998. I always wonder what it would have been like. They aren't necessarily all that unerground. I'm not surprised they got busted. Maybe woulda been fun, though.

    1. Re:One of the guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I forgot to mention that most MIT students know not to wear thier brass rats (MIT class rings) anywhere near a casino.

  125. And this, my friends... by Kintanon · · Score: 2

    Is why Poker is better than Blackjack.
    In a town fille with college students you can stroll into a random frat party, sit in on or start up a poker game, and walk out 2 hours later with 500$. Blackjack is for suckers.

    Kintanon

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  126. Re:Card counting is fair by geekoid · · Score: 2

    funny, when I went to dealer school I seemed to miss that class...

    They eye in the sky is trained to catch people, the dealer is little more then an auotmaton, as far as the casino is concerned.

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  127. Re:Card counting is fair by NoData · · Score: 1

    Oh yes? Where do they deal? :)

  128. Re:What you really need to know about Card Countin by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

    Fact #3: It's pretty boring. While everyone else is having fun, you're sitting there playing a game that is the gambling equivalent of working a factory job. It's repetitive and tedious; you get penalized cash every time you make a mistake.

    Sounds alot like playing Diablo 2!

  129. Forget counting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Casinos make more money from people who are bad counters than they are losing to good counters.
    Casinos use software which can track you betting pattern through the eye in the sky. Even a complete idiot using that software can find out whether you are counting. Some casinos cut the stack of cards in the middle if they suspect you to count. Some casinos employ dealers who deal seconds to cheat you out of your money.

    BTW: 95% of those who claim to be ahead in casino games are liars. I know what I'm saying. I was playing poker (probably the _one_ game where you can make money playing in a casino) for more than 30 years. When I found out that live is to precious to waste it flipping chips sitting at the felt, I stopped.

  130. Banks == IRS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One thing the article makes clear is that the winnings were not exactly fairly reported to the IRS. Depositing large sums of cash in a bank in Boston, withdrawing it in Las Vegas, and depositing an even larger sum in Las Vegas a few days later makes for a tremendous paper trail. Audit anyone?

  131. Re:What you really need to know about Card Countin by mapmaker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In late 2000/early 2001 I spent 6 months playing on the team that MIT has since been rolled into. The Wired article, while admittedly full of dazzle and drama, is mostly dead-on.

    Your facts are not quite correct:

    Fact #1: Maybe you don't have to be a math genius, but you have to be pretty f-ing sharp. The count you've described is only the first step in a real counting sytem. Your "knockout system" is called the "running count"; the "true count" is the running count divided by the number of decks remaining in the shoe (which is determined by subtracting the number of decks in the discard tray from the total number of decks per shoe) rounded down to the nearests whole number. The true count determines your bet - you multiply the true count times your base unit (say $100) to determine your bet for the next hand. Today's team counter has to do all this on the fly, instantaneously, while simultaneously chatting up the dealer, checking out the waitress's cleavage, and doing whatever else it takes to look like the average Joe Gambler. Then he has to signal his BP to make the appropriate bet and vary his play according to the count. It requires significant mental resources!

    Fact #2: Your math is correct, but there is a way to make money at blackjack without having a huge bankroll. You play on a team - a few senior members can provide most of the bankroll (and take most of the profits, alas).

    Fact #3: I've always found counting to be a bizarre mix of boredom and pure adrenal high. Yes, you're repetitively processing the same data stream for hours on end. But you're also this undercover superhero of sorts - using your superior abilities to make gobs of money under the unsuspecting (well, when things go well) noses of these greedy corporate thugs. It's the purest form of excitement I've ever found.

    Fact #4: I've never counted solo, but being on the inside of a successful team is quite glamorous. There's just too much money around for it not to be.

    FAct #5: Possibly true. Counting only works if the casinos don't stop you, and they only don't stop you if they don't realize you're counting. When mainstream magazines start publishing articles about your system, it ain't too clandestine anymore! Counters are in a continual arms race with the casinos, and this particular weapon is about obsolete. Counters are still inventing new ones, but things like continuous shufflers and facial recognition software are getting harder and harder to counter. It may be that we're reaching the point where a counter and his mind can't beat the technological countermeasures used by the casinos.

  132. What are you smoking? by El · · Score: 2
    McDonald's can't ban anyone from coming in there; restaurants can't ban people from coming there who come there and order cheap meals along with water to save money.

    Ever see those "We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone" signs? Fact is, if I own a property, I can tell anybody to get the hell out and come back, and if they come back, it is "criminal trespass"!!! Read the statutes for your state, I guarantee you you do not have a right to enter somebody else's property against their will! And if you really think you can't ban anyone, why not give out your address on the 'net, and we'll all come over and crash at your place for a couple weeks, ok?

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    1. Re:What are you smoking? by dh003i · · Score: 2

      Idiot. A business is different than a private home. Businesses have stocks, hence are public entities (that is, the public owns a share in them). Businesses are protected by special laws. Citizens of Neveda pay extra taxes to help protect Casino's from frauds. Hence, businesses -- especially Casino's -- have to play by public rules.

      You can't constitutionally exclude someone from your place of business (if its an otherwise public place, which Casino's are) because they're black. You also can't exclude them because you don't make as much money off of them.

      Don't like it? Too bad. That's the way it is. The problem is these inconsistencies when it comes to Casino's. Casino's are for some inexplicable reason treated differnetly from other businesses. McDonalds can't prevent someone from coming there because they're black, or because they order cheaper meals; yet, Casino's can do such things.

      If a company wants to have shares, and wants to obtain the advantages the government offers to corporations, they have to play by public rules. If they don't want any of that, then I'm fine with them having whatever assinite rules they want. But if your going to receive special benefits off of MY TAX DOLLARS, you should have to play by public rules. That's why I think the Church should either not get any tax breaks, or have to reform their internal rules to allow (for example) homosexual marriages.

      Anyways, my main gripe isn't that Casino's exclude people for unjust reasons. Its that they're all run by and affiliated with crooks. Read the article. You win, the Casino's don't give you your money. They harass people. They assault people. They make people "disappear".

      Unlike some idiots here have suggested, I'm not basing my impressions of Casino's off of B-rated movies. I can't remember a movie I watched where a Casino played a predominant part. I'm also not basing it off of personal experience -- I've never gambled, and I find nothing fun about losing all of your money. If I'm going to go to Las Vegas, its going to be for the good cheap stuff there (food, hotel, strippers, prostitutes) and not to gamble. If I'm going to spend 100 bucks, its going to be on a blow-job, not a fucking black-jack game. ;-)

      I'm basing my opinions of Casino's on what I've heard from those who do well in Casino's. Anyone who consistently does well in a Casino is harassed, violated, assaulted, murdered, etc etc. Again, read the article.

      Btw, I find it rather funny that the ppl at /. can see that the likes of Hillary Rosen, Bill Gates, and Jack Valentini are dark shady characters, but somehow think that the people running Casino's in Las Vegas are angels.

  133. If you are smart enough, you can't help it. by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2
    It bothers me how people talk of card counting as if it was cheating, when it's not even an entirely voluntary act. To give a degenerate simple case, what if you saw four people at the table get aces in the last two rounds. You now KNOW the aces are gone from that deck, whether you want to know that or not. It's not like you can help it. Now just take that case and expand on it and imagine that you were a lot smarter and had a very good memory, like say a top echelon programmer would probably have. Now, how do you *not* count cards?

    What it essentially boils down to is that the casinos are asking people to choose to deliberately forget specific things, as if that was even possible.

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  134. USE HUMAN PROXIES!!!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just get a willing person from the streets and have him act as your human proxy in the casino. Attach that cool button-sized video device described in the article to his shirt. Also give him an earpiece that can receive audio signals only. Tell the proxy that you can make him rich but you would like a 25% to 50% cut. Proxy agrees to your plan.

    So go to your van that is hooked up to the video feed from the device on the proxy's shirt. The proxy will go into a casino and starts the blackjack stuff. You count the cards via the video feed and signal to the proxy via the audio earpiece when to bet high or low, etc. Basically, you can act as the spotter outside of casino property. So the proxy makes tons of money from your counting of cards and eventually gets banned from the casino for card counting. You take 25% to 50% cut of his profits and he keeps the rest. Human proxies won't usually care if they are banned from the casinos since the profits from the card counting will more than make up for the grief (if any) from the ban.

    Repeat the whole thing over again with the next available human proxy on the street. Eventually, the 20% cut should add up to a lot of money. . a lot more than if you went to a casino yourself since you have an unlimited number of proxies to do the dirty work for you while you count from the safety of your van on public streets (I believe there is an excess of 100 million gambling-age adults in the USA available for human proxy service).

    If audio earpieces are banned from casinos, I'm sure there must be other technology that can somehow let the proxy know when to bet high and low.

    If the MIT students had employed the human proxy approach instead of going to the casinos themselves, they would have eliminated any risk to themselves since there is no way a casino can identify human proxies.

  135. I dont see a problem, everything is fair by stuart_farnan · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The entire setup seems entirely fair to me:

    1. Some people here call card counting cheating, this is obviously rubbish, even the casinos dont see it that way, it is playing by the rules and you are fully entitled to play any way you like. The casinos decide on a certain way to play (each has slightly different rules) and these are based on statistical analysis to try and have an advantage. Card counting is simply the player doing a similar thing on their side.
    2. Other people think that it stinks that the casinos ask you to leave when you win too much, but this is also totally fair. Its a two player game, you play by choice, and so do they. The reverse equivalent of them asking you to leave 'cos you are winning too much, is you walking out cos you are losing too much. Do you people think you should be able to force the casino to play you?
    1. Re:I dont see a problem, everything is fair by robi2106 · · Score: 1

      1) Some people here call card counting cheating, this is obviously rubbish, even the casinos dont see it that way, it is playing by the rules and you are fully entitled to play any way you like.

      Here is a devil's advocate point (may be)...

      What about tests? You aren't allowed to take the EMT Basic exam with a buddy to help you remember a few things.

      But on second thought I guess a test is more a measure of your aptitude where as a casino is a game. Some may say that it is also a measure of your skill to play the game, except that argument breaks down because the Casino has the right to make you leave. That has the effect of tipping not the odds, but the control in their favor.

      Think of it like two pro teams (pick your sport) playing for the title in their sport and one of them giving up when after many scorless periods, their star player, upon whom the team relies for their performance, is serriously injured and must leave the playing field. Now an inferior replacement must be brough in but instead of play with that handicap and risk loosing the title, the team calls the game and asks the other team to back out nice and quietly.

      jason
      robi2106

  136. It's also a felony and federal case ... by hmarq · · Score: 2, Informative

    to do as you're suggesting, I'm not saying people don't do it, but I can tell you I was flown to El Paso, TX to testify by the DEA to testify against someone that did 4 $3000 cashiers checks in a day --- they couldn't make a drug case, but they could make a money laundering/structured transaction case -- you don't want to mess with the reporting paperwork -- there are lots of safegaurds in place to see aggregates that trigger reports as well...

  137. OT: But they aren't the facts... by ckaminski · · Score: 1

    But you don't call a gator a gatour or a operator an operatour. But maybe it's just words with two syllables?? If so, that's a REALLY stupid language rule. Almost as bad as two, to, and too, or there, their, and they're.

    And what HELL is up with the "eigh" crap. Why not just naybor? Pretty simple, eh?

    Face it, English sucks, and you're just pissed because the American's wanted to simplify it. Jealous? Or should that be jellus? ;-)

  138. Inclined to count? A casino alternative... by gregwbrooks · · Score: 1
    I used to count on a semi-serious level (translation: Had a day job and needed that damned day job, but managed to make $10-20k a year gaming). A few years ago, several of us made the switch to video poker, and never looked back

    The reason? In a regulated environment (i.e., Vegas, Atlantic City or any of the other major gaming centers), the laws stipulate that the machines have to be truly random -- and the take from them (and from other casino operations) is sufficiently large that it's been years since any casino tried to jimmy the chips controlling the RNG or other aspects of the machine.

    "Bullshit!" you say. "That's just a version of slots, and slots are a loser's game!" Well, you'd be wrong on that count, sparky.

    What you get with video poker are a couple of good things and a couple of bad things. If you choose correctly, the good outweighs the bad:

    • Positive games -- an obvious good. There are 100%+ games pretty easily found at the 25-cent level, and fewer (but they still exist) at the dollar level. By "positive," I mean that if you play every hand correctly for maximum return (not unlike basic strategy in blackjack, but a bit more complex), then you will make money over the long haul.
    • More throughput and generally better comps -- also good. Casinos love slot/video poker players because you can move more money through the machines faster than you can through a table game. For the average player and the average casino slot manager, that means losing your money faster. But if you're playing a positive game, you can run an immense amount of cash through in relative short order. A fast player at the 25-cent level can get his food and rooms comped AND make money -- albeit, not a fortune if you're playing at the quarter level.
    • It's volatile -- and this is bad. Because so much of the game's payout is tied up in a royal flush (which, if you're playing correctly, shows up about once every 42,000-43,000 hands), you can have nasty streaks. Basic rule of thumb: Sit down at a positive game with about 3x what the royal pays, and you'll ride out nearly any statistical blip. (Of course, if you're playing a negative-expectation game or playing a positive one poorly, you're screwed no matter how much money you have.

    An example of Video Poker math:

    In San Diego, there's a $1 NSUD (Not-So-Ugly Deuces) game that pays 99.75% with perfect play. However, once a week the casino runs a 3x cashback promotion that bumps the return up to 100.5% (and also lowers the volatility, as does any cashback offer).

    700 hands per hour * 5 per hand * 100.5% = $17.50 per hour net. A somewhat chickenshit amount, to be sure, but it's an easy-to-find play and representative of what you can find with almost no research. Pros (and there are many) search for opportunities where the denominations are higher and the return is up past 101-102%.

    Bob Dancer (the leading author and professional player in the VP world) recently wrote about how a four-day-a-week player who knew the right games and the right promotions could easily net $30k a year in the Denver casino market. Again, that's not great money -- but it would be tax-free (if you're playing quarters none of your jackpots would generate a W-2G form) and, playing that much, you'd never pay for a meal.

    I know people have a misty-eyed love of blackjack, but there are other alternatives.

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  139. Maybe you know this by xenocide2 · · Score: 2

    But there's a somewhat famous story of a guy (occasionally attributed to MIT) who found a way to beat roulette, sort of. The idea was that although the game is in the favor of the house, if you're allowed to place bets while the ball is rolling you can shift the odds in your favor. The guy put a computer in his shoe heel to tell him where to bid, with some sort of feedback and a wire running through his pantleg.

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    1. Re:Maybe you know this by will_die · · Score: 1

      To do that with a roulette table or any spinning game is get the speed of the ball and the in the case of roulette the table.
      To counter this all current roulette tables have bumps in them to add some randomness in where they land.
      The best place this would work is with thoses games where where you pick the dollar and girl spins a disc behind her. However I think they require that all bets be placed before the spin starts.

    2. Re:Maybe you know this by Heywood+Yabuzof · · Score: 1

      Heh - yeah I do remember this, and IIRC, I read about it in a Wired magazine article way back when - I think the people that were behind this were trying to put together some sort of stock market forecasting company. Oh well, forget the Roulette.

  140. Page 6 broken! Please help by porkface · · Score: 1

    Just as it was about to wrap up, page 6 is broken. Can anyone please post page 6 here?

  141. Blackjack Myths and Advice by meowwmixx · · Score: 1

    Another common misconception is that it is possible, through methodical play, to tilt the odds in your favor at the blackjack table. This is simply not true. As a fan of blackjack, I have read several books on the subject and all of them admit that the only way to get the odds in your favor is to count cards. If you play by the rules (hit on 16 versus a 10, stand on anything above an 11 if the dealer shows a 6, etc.) the odds come CLOSE to 50/50, but still don't quite reach the point of being even. As a strict adherent to the rules, I often watch, amused, as I see people make obvious mistakes and pay dearly for them. I've watched people split 10s and end up with a pair of 16s, and double on 12s, busting with 22. It's never a pretty sight... The best advice you can offer to anyone who wants to try to make money at blackjack with minimal effort is this:

    Play by ALL the rules (you can buy a small card in most casino gift shops that has a chart for how to play every possible player-dealer hand combination, they are about $1 and they are legal at all tables).

    Once you know how to react in almost every situation you can start to count 10s and Aces. This isn't going TELL you whats coming up, but it will give you an idea of how likely you are to get high hands. With a 6-deck shoe, count down from 96 (10s) and 24 (Aces). This works especially well on tables where you have the option of an over/under 13 bet (a bet where you guess whether your initial 2 cards will be over or under 13. Aces are 1, and a hand of 13 loses either way). The goal with this method isn't to predict whats coming, but to tip the odds very slightly in your favor. If you play by the rules, it should help.

    Dealer: "19"
    Homer: "Hit me"
    Dealer: "20"
    Homer: "Hit me"
    Dealer: "21"
    Homer: "Hit me"
    Dealer: "22"
    Homer: "Doh!"

  142. Casino Insider by digitaltraveller · · Score: 1

    A few points from a former 'insider'. I worked in a casino for 6 months before I left in disgust.
    Before being hired, I had the naieve view of casinos being glamorous exciting places. They are not. The casino business is about feeding off the compulsive behaviour of regular people. The place the casino makes most of it's money is in the slot machines which typically administer 'rewards' (money) in a perfect variable ratio reinforcement scheme. It is a science that has been known and used for training animals for years.
    Now everyone knows who the worst addicts are. They are the slot players who shit in their pants, piss into plants nearby so they don't have to leave their machine. (Yes, this is quite common). But these people never get barred or thrown out. Why not? Because they are the most reliable source of the casino's income. Even the provision in many areas of asking to be "self-tresspassed" is a joke because the way it's done most people will never go through with it or be able to circumvent it.
    In a casino, surveillance is "THE" department. They are like the CIA of the casino. This is not an exaggeration. They don't usually eat or fratrenize with the other employees (they aren't allowed), their identities are kept secret and they get all the cool toys. They are extensively trained in the art of cheating, so they can spot it. And it's very cool. Some of the techniques that have been developed over the years are incredibly cunning and could only have come from the most devious of minds. This is what card counters are up against. They are like robin hoods and nobody deserves it more then the greedy pigs that own casinos. There are too few IMHO. I hope more people try to hack these dirty bastards.

  143. Illegal? No and yes. by fm6 · · Score: 2
    Now the casino's have the right not to let you play for what ever reason they decide, but they can't arrest you for counting cards, they can only kick you out and ask you not to come back.
    Hmm. I had been under the impression that card counting was illegal ever since I saw Rain Man. Shouldn't get my legal info from movies.

    Anyway, I did some research, and strictly speaking you're right. There's no law against card counting, only the casino's right to bar known counters from its tables. However, a counter can get into legal trouble. If you try to sneak into a casino that's barred (which might be a casino you've never actually played at!) you can be arrested for trespassing. Even worse, they can refuse to give you your winnings!

  144. Play Poker instead by still_sick · · Score: 1

    It's true that Blackjack is the only game you play against the casino where you can gain a positive expectation over time. But keep in mind that Poker is not against the Casino, it's against your fellow players. It's not terribly difficult to become reasonable "good" at poker (at least to the point where you can beat the average Vegas tourist). Plus this has the added advantage that the Casino doesn't care if you win or lose - no matter who wins they still get their rake. Why spend all kinds of time and energy trying to fight a multi-billion dollar industry for their money, when you can just sheer the sheep at the Poker tables?

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  145. This is just old hash from the 70s so.... by CresentCityRon · · Score: 1

    It seems like every 10 years there is a splashy article about it. Remember Ken Uston? I knew the guys on his team (or at least some of them). They all laid low and made a bundle. Ken wanted the fame and fortune and then killed himself in the end.

  146. Re:OT: But they aren't the facts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least the "American's" have the grammar down...

  147. Re:Card counting is fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > If they don't like card counters in the game, they should drop the game from their floor, or
    > modify the game's rules so they can maintain their advantage without kicking people out.

    They have - the modified rule is "no counting cards."

    Think of it this way: in a carnival dart-throwing game, you're not allowed to walk up to the board and jam the dart in. Sure it's legal, but the carnival is under no obligation to allow it (and they'd be stupid to not ban it). Same with casinos and counting cards.

  148. Re:What you really need to know about Card Countin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when do you draw more cards or split etc

  149. Makes Sense by Gaboo · · Score: 1

    "Perhaps card counting begets good programmers, not the other way around?" This intuitively makes sense, and seems to have a lot to do with personality types. For example, a person becomes interested and good at counting cards because they are the type of person who is A. Very Competitive B. Wants every advantage..wants to do the thing they do (gambling in this case) the best way possible. C. Pays attention to details. D. Can work VERY quickly while paying attention to details. These are qualities have parallels to qualities found in great programmers: A. The are very comptetive (self critical of code etc..and thus it improves) B. They want to do what they do (code) in the best way. (IE: Optimize their code, pick the right algorithms) C They pay attention to details, knowing not only the "how to do" but also the "why it works like that" of different programming disciplines. D. They can absorb these details, and do what they do very quickly.

  150. Quick training session: by mcguyver · · Score: 1

    For anyone wanting to know how hard it is to count here is a quick training session. This is the uston advanced count.
    Assign point values to cards such as 2, 8 = +1; 3, 4, 6, 7 = +2; 5 = +3; 9 = -1; 10 = -3; Ace = 0.
    Now take two cards out. Count down the deck and see if you can predict the value of the two cards that were removed. Then do it in under 20 seconds. Then have friends try to carry on a conversation while you count down the deck and do it for an hour nonstop with no mistakes. Counting is easy but it takes skill to be perfect for long periods of time.

    I had my fun counting cards and made decent money in high school. If anything cashing out $1000 as a teenager with a lame fake ID was the hard part. I remember one day when a lady in the cage questioned my fake ID. So she asked her friend for help, Does it have a name and say ID on it? The lady replied, Yes it says Identification in bold letters across the top(that's about ALL it said), then the other laid said It's fine. Too funny. To anyone thinking of counting, good luck. It's not easy. I quit the sport a few years ago.

  151. Card shuffling machine randomness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am just curious seeing that randomness doesnot truly exhibit in digital systems. Can someone deduce the order of these decks when they are shuffled. Anyone ?

  152. online casino alternative? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    someone explain to me why they dont just play online. then how do you get kicked out? and you could take as long as you want to count the cards right? unless theyre shuffling randomly or something i guess that would mess stuff up

  153. Made up story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article just doesn't ring true to me. For starters, why would anyone go to the trouble and risk of smuggling hundreds of thousands of dollars of cash through an airport? It's just going to raise eyebrows when they start converting it to chips anyway. If they're using that many accomplices, it can't be hard to establish a line of credit under a name that won't trip any alarms with the casinos. If they must have anonymity, it seems cashier's checks or money orders would be a whole lot more convenient. And if it absolutely has to be cash for some reason, I think I'd travel by Amtrak or a chartered/private plane instead of commercial air.

    The schemes they set up to prevent the casinos from detecting the wager patterns seem overcomplicated, too. Why not just use information about the median value of the next few cards to shift the points at which one hits or stays, or chooses to split or double down? And when the deck gets really hot, why not act like you've resolved to play "just a couple more hands"
    and leave to justify the go-for-broke bets? Players do that all the time without arousing suspicion.

    The numbers and names of the accomplices also sound a bit too imaginative. The mathematicians who develop these schemes are going to want to /play/, and the traveling expenses for that many people begin to suck up a significant fraction of the take. My strong suspicion is that the author read an article or two about counting cards and spun the rest from whole cloth.

  154. At a shady casino by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't go play cards in a shady casino. They're criminals there so play it their way and rob them. You know, guns, blood and corpses, that stuff?

  155. One quick way to get rich that may still work.. by will_die · · Score: 1

    Is hte counterfitting of the money tokens. While the actual money goes though lots of test, token seem to get ignored. In addition most casinos will accept token from other casinos in thier same family and with no problem.
    So just figure out how to counterfit them and you are in business. Another benifit would be since you are not counterfitting actual money it would just be a county or maybe state level crime, not federal.