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  1. Re:What the pizzachrist. on Patents on Tax Reduction Strategies a Problem · · Score: 4, Funny

    I would agree with you, but unfortunately the point described in your post has already been patented as a business concept.

    Also, I own a copyright on the term "Please end." Please end(c) your use of this phrase immediately.

  2. From China's press... on Another Taikonaut Launch This Week · · Score: 1

    Also reported on the People's Daily Online. Including an interesting story about how they aren't experimenting with "space mutation breeding".

    Aww, and I was so looking forward to the catchphrases that would've spawned.

  3. Selfish Women! on Cloning In The Animal Kingdom · · Score: 2, Funny

    From the article:
    "'It's a selfish strategy initiated by females [in which] queens transmit 100 percent of their genome,' Fournier said."

    Wow, sounds like Fournier is waging his own battle of the sexes. Those selfish females, they want to clone themselves rather than have sex with me!

  4. Re:But... on PlayStation 3 HDD to Ship With Linux · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Wait, OS X is moving to the Playstation pla$*%&%NO CARRIER$^^%#$

  5. Re:They expect to raise 50-80 Million? on Fans Attempting to Pay for Enterprise · · Score: 1

    No, it's genius! Let's assume two situations:
    a) they raise the money. it's not like they just donate it to UPN, the main fund raiser signs on as an executive producer, and now has gone from his fast food, parents basement lifestyle to the big leagues, pulling in tons of money in income each year.

    b) they don't raise enough. the main fund raiser sends an email saying "sorry guys, we only raised $20k and UPN said no. Guess we just didn't win this time" while pocketing however much the fans donated and purchasing a nice villa in a Central American country.

    This guy is going to get rich off of these fans; this is scamming at it's worst (or best, depending on your viewpoint). To quote the post linked to, "never underestimate the power of a trekkie."

  6. Re:Is A Picture Worth A Thousand Words? on Searching with Images instead of Words · · Score: 2, Informative

    It does seem to have some functionality though. Let's say for example, this holiday I received a Thing(tm) as a present. I could take a picture or two of the Thing, and it may be easier to figure out what the it is.

    Of course, for some reason I think it would be difficult to make Visual Google function that well... the only way I would get results for my Thing would be if someone already knew what it was, and defined it for the search engine.

  7. Re:I can see my house from here! on 2004 MN4, Even Higher Probability · · Score: 1

    Oh my god, wrong again! Obviously, Picard would find a time portal to send Data through, where he could then cannabalize his body to build a tachyon emitter that would ionize the asteroid, and send it through a newly discovered wormhole to the delta quadrant.

    That is, assuming Count Bakula doesn't get there first, prematurely starting a klingon-earth war.

  8. Re:I can see my house from here! on 2004 MN4, Even Higher Probability · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pfft. Before that can ever happen, I think we all know that the Stargate team would be able to send the asteroid into hyperspace for just a few seconds, coming out on the other side of the planet (and thus missing it).

  9. escape plan on 2004 MN4, Even Higher Probability · · Score: 1

    1) build spaceship
    2) build mars habitat (hurry not much time left)
    3) ...
    4) profit!

    My uncle is really pissed. He made some thought experiment (32 questions) for "if the world was no longer habitable" and the date he picked was just a few years off.
    http://32q.com/

    If only he had picked the right date, he probably could've started his own cult or something. Then he could use their power to build a space ark and profit, as noted by the guidelines above. Well, back to the drawing board.

  10. Re:John Young strikes again. on Introducing Asteroid 2004 MN4 · · Score: 1

    hmm, well according to all the articles about it, 2004 MN4 is 440m (or 1300ft) in diameter. But, maybe it grew in size? That or, you mistook 1300ft for 1300m.

  11. John Young strikes again. on Introducing Asteroid 2004 MN4 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well, John Young (from a previous story about the risks of being a single planet species) is going to have a field day with this.
    http://space.balettie.com/Young.html

    Guess it's time to update those "how likely we are to die" stats.

    Although maybe not, considering this isn't of the 1km and above weight class.

  12. Reminds me of Tesla on Taipei to Cloak City in World's Largest Wi-Fi Grid · · Score: 3, Interesting

    All this talk about large scale wireless reminds me of Tesla and some of his crazy ideas http://www.pbs.org/tesla/ll/ll_todre.html.

    Although Tesla can be creepy sometimes. When he was trying to do something similar with his tower he said, "In this system that I have invented," Tesla explained, "it is necessary for the machine to get a grip of the earth, otherwise it cannot shake the earth. It has to have a grip... so that the whole of this globe can quiver."

    I hope they're planning on making sure those access points are gripping the Earth hard enough.

  13. Voting Machines on Ask Green Party Presidential Candidate David Cobb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's much talk about the security and reliability of current electronic voting machines. What do you think needs to be done about it (if anything), and can it be done without being elected by them in the first place?

  14. Re:MORE blue than even the Blue Man Group on Sky Captain and the Films of Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    Bah, the marriage of live actors with VR sets becomes the new marketing gimmick, not the new paradigm.

  15. O'Reilly references on Matching AirPort Express to Third Party Routers · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's a much more detailed O'Reilly article (err... an O'Reilly link to other articles) concerning Airport Express compatibility.

    http://www.oreillynet.com/pub/wlg/5024

    Follow this link for the full analysis.

  16. Saving Money on Support on Verizon PCMCIA Card Just Works · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think much of the "Not supported on OS X" talk is related to companies not wanting to pay for a cross-platform support staff.

    Sprint does this. With their cell service you can get PCS Vision. You're not supposed to use it to go online with your computer (official response is that it's an unofficial feature), but you can. On top of that, it's not supposed to work for Mac, but it does. There's even a PCS Vision modem script built into OS X that ends all the hassle.

    The ever ellusive, unsupported feature within an unsupported feature! I imagine companies save some money by just saying "not supported" instead of training a Mac Support team (or rather, hiring one), but I'd be surprised to learn exactly what works on a Mac that isn't supposed to. Makes you wonder...

  17. Re:send engineered DNA on SETI Finds Interesting Signal · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh what are you thinking?!

    Everybody knows that if you send some genetically engineered organism into the vastness of space, it will only return far more advanced - and destroy us for sending it's ancestors to a dark and empty prison.

    Duh.

  18. Re:Summer Camps for Teenage Girls on Attracting Women Into Computer Science · · Score: 1

    To imagine these hard-up saps actually trying to pull off a frickin SUMMER CAMP to ATTRACT some TEENAGE GIRLS into the sorry world of the code monkey, why that's the most cock-eyed, half baked plan I ever heard of!


    Not quite, the only flaw I can detect here is that of age... a summer camp to attract some 18-22 year old girls into the sorry world of the code monkey would be, in fact, the most brilliant plan I have ever heard of.

  19. Mascot Options on BSA Asks Kids to Name Copyright Weasel · · Score: 1

    August 11th meeting minutes...

    Discussed possible mascots for BSA.

    1) Ferret (awesome!!!)
    2) Ass (already taken by political party)
    3) Godzilla (possible copyright issues)
    4) Leviathon or Cthulhu (too abstract)
    5) Sheep (too suggestive)

  20. Torn between... on Army Contractor To Build A 1566 Xserve Cluster · · Score: 4, Funny

    my love for Apple and my hatred for using technology for violence.

    Oh screw it, that cluster is gonna be awesome! Forget imagining a Beowulf cluster... imagine your frame rate in Doom III!

    First.
    20fps.
    In Doom III.
    Evar!

  21. Future - Speech Recognition on The Security Risk of Keyboard Clicks · · Score: 3, Funny

    Good thing the whole future of "speech recognition" didn't pan out. Oh those silly Star Trek episodes, everyone can hear when Picard announces his secret password to everyone!

  22. Re:Doom III on World's Fastest Supercomputer To Be Built At ORNL · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately it will be the only computer capable of playing Doom III (outside of the Japanese Earth Simulator... which Doom III was originally designed for).

  23. Re:Ah, precious precious tax dollars on Robosaurus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ah. Well, I feel a little better now. Although there is a dark part of me that wants this to be of some official military use.

  24. Re:Ah, precious precious tax dollars on Robosaurus · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Immigration papers please. What's this? A forgery?

    Quick, get the ROBOSAUR! We've got ourselves an illegal!"

  25. Ah, precious precious tax dollars on Robosaurus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Aah, my precious tax dollars at work. Thanks Air Force, keep up the good work!