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  1. Re:find a new line of work... on Apple Settles with Tiger Leaker · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I hear those people who drive snow plows make a killing
    Yeah, but how do they get to work in the morning? ;)
  2. Re:The guy has it easy on USA National Memory Championships · · Score: 1

    Yeah he's great until you tell him something new. Or until he goes to bed for the night.

  3. Jumping ship just got less attractive on Canadian Government Going Big Brother? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    As a young male US resident, I'm getting ready to jump ship the minute Dubya announces he's gonna restart the draft so that we can invade Syria.

    Yes, I know he said publicly that there would be no draft...of course that was only after his audience corrected him! Who's the flip-flopper now? ;)

    I heard that during Vietnam, the draft only took 19-year olds and never ran out. Can anyone confirm that?

  4. Re:Surreal watching Caprica downtown... on Battlestar Galactica Season 2 This Summer · · Score: 1

    No, what drives me nuts (former resident of LA) is when they do a car chase scene and you can tell that each shot was taken in a completely different area of the city.

    I don't recall a film shot in LA that was supposed to take place somewhere else though.

  5. Re:11000? on Porn Industry Mulls Next Generation-DVD · · Score: 1
    Goodness, who's actually watching all that?

    I wasn't sure whether to say

    a) "I am!"

    or

    b) These guys. (NOT SAFE FOR WORK)
  6. Re:Only in North America on SMS Text Messaging & Youth Debt One · · Score: 1

    I use AT&T Wireless, and their contract stipulates unlimited free INCOMING text messages. Kind of nice since the only incoming messages I get are SPAM.

  7. Re:Overpriced? on Walmart Offers Sub-$500 laptop With Linspire · · Score: 1
    about $1,000, which is about $800 USD

    Does anyone remember, back in the good ol' days (before Bush Jr.), when we walked uphill in the snow without shoes and we could joke with "about $1000 CAD, which is about 12 cents in the US".

    Man I miss those days. Now when I say it my canadian cousins just bitchslap me.
  8. Re:brand loyalty on New iPod Firmware Locks Out RealNetworks Music · · Score: 1
    apple has taken specific action to disallow real's DRM

    Not necessarily. Perhaps Real's hack was relying on some bug in the code, or on some bit being 1 instead of 0, or who knows what. Someone changed something in the course of business-as-usual, with no intention of breaking Real. It may have only been later that they discovered that Real music no longer worked, at which point management's repsonse was "hell if I care!" and the "problem" wasn't fixed.

    (offtopic: I'm reminded of Office Space where they say "well, we fixed the bug, so the problem will just sort itself out naturally. We like to avoid confrontation.")

    Without Apple's equivalent of a halloween memo, you'll never know if this was malevolence, incompentence, or apathy.
  9. Re:Lego having a rough year on Classic Toys For Christmas? · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why everyone's so annoyed with star wars lego. Is it because star wars is no longer cool on slashdot? I agree that some of the smaller sets have more unique pieces that are less versatile. But has anyone tried looking at the Ultimate Collectors Series sets? Those more expensive sets with LOTS of little parts. No unique parts in that darth maul model or the star destroyer.

    I don't have space in my apartment for real scale model building, so this is as close as I get and I don't mind it at all. Of course, those new designer sets look pretty cool too...

  10. Re:Jousting at windmills on Will Wind Power Change Earth's Climate? · · Score: 1

    Yes, but it does affect local climates. If wind expends all its energy driving turbines, then it isn't available to push clouds around.

    It may not drive up the average temperature worldwide, but I'd be open to the idea that its driven up temperatures in Livermore, CA.

  11. Airport Express all the way on How Do You Handle Home Media? · · Score: 1

    This doesn't solve a stereo issue, but here's what I do for audio. This is a good solution for an apartment, but not a house.

    1) Powerbook + external MP3 HD in bedroom
    2) Airport express connected to surround sound in living room.
    3) Bluetooth enabled Sony T637 cell phone

    Then I use a program called Romeo which turns my bluetooth cell phone into an iTunes remote control. Of course, this only works in the range of bluetooth, but it works GREAT.

  12. Re:Doubts on Avi Rubin and More on Electronic Voting · · Score: 1

    From what I understand, exit polls usually skew towards the democrats early in the day, because republicans vote later.

    [sarcasm] It's because democrats are jobless pot-smoking hippies and republicans WORK for a living![/sarcasm]

    I'm not saying the vote *couldn't* have been rigged by Diebold, I'm just saying that the change in exit polling doesn't necessarily indicate anything.

  13. Re:Ashcroft is now good? on Dozens Charged in Spam Crackdown · · Score: 1

    Ashcroft is never our friend. In addition to his bill-of-rights-squashing duties, he's just taken time to fight something we all hate.

    The enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend.

  14. first amendment rights? on Yahoo! Not Protected From French Anti-Nazi Laws · · Score: 1

    "Yahoo intends to defend its First Amendment rights should a French court try to enforce French anti-hate laws"

    I must have missed a day in Euro history. Does France have a first amendment that protects free speech?

    Look folks, enforcing our laws in other countries isn't going to be any easier if we insist they have to NUMBER them the same way, too!

  15. Re:RIAA Criminally At Fault? on RIAA Dumps Unsold Inventory to Settle Anti-Trust Case · · Score: 1
    what do you think happens to kids who listen to "explict lyrics"?


    I wouldn't fucking know. My fucking parents won't let me listen to any fucking music that has the word "fuck" in it.

    Excuse me, while I go smoke crack and smack some fuckin' hoes.
  16. Re:When will piracy begin ... on Starz, RealNetworks Offer Movie Download Service · · Score: 1

    Well, today is Monday...so I'm guessing it will be cracked...wait for it...wait for it...

    last week.

  17. Re:I'm lost on Mac Trojan Horse Disguised as Word 2004 · · Score: 1

    But this is masquerading as an Office component.

  18. Re:irony? on Redesigned iConsole for Ford Explorer · · Score: 1

    Yes it is. Most of us have taste.

  19. Re:Mac on the other hand... on Projected 'Average' Longhorn System Is A Whopper · · Score: 1

    Mac OS will still be more technically advanced than Longhorn.

    Thanks to the time 2003-2006 where Apple developers can pick up Longhorn and betas and say "yeah, lets do that!". Meanwhile, Microsoft will swear that whatever additional features Apple puts in to OS X are "coming in the next version. 2012. We promise!" Apple isn't sitting on their thumbs while longhorn is being developed, I assure you.

    The new apple PCs will only run at 3ghz or so, but will continue to completely school anything from Intel/Microsoft.

    But as usual, this will only be for certain photoshop filters, applied in a particular order. Or when using GCC. Or when rendering a particular wireframe in 3-D using a particular program. Mac users will still not care. Trolls will still claim the tests were biased.

    The OS will still comfortably run on an 800mhz G4

    Provided your 800 MHz G4 also has whatever technologies Apple decided need to make the cutoff. Panther removed all computers without built-in USB, even if they have G3 processors. Next will be firewire. Then airport. Then airport extreme. Then fw800. Just wait.

    Steve jobs will manage to create a pointing device with no buttons at all

    By 2007, Jobs will have beaten his engineers so thoroughly that they will have no choice but to develop a telepathic interface to the OS. There's your no-button mouse right there! And this mac users will certainly claim its revolutionary!

  20. Re:Google Backups! on Forbes Reviews Google's Gmail [updated] · · Score: 1

    I think rocket surgery is what Spock and McCoy did in Star Trek VI, where they hooked up tracking equipment to a torpedo. I believe the relevant quote was "Would you like to assist me in performing surgery on a photon torpedo? Fascinating!"

    And thus we have the first documented use of rocket surgeons. 200 years from now.

  21. Re:Random thoughts on John Woo & Metroid the Movie? · · Score: 1

    or they could just get these guys to do it.

  22. Re:Nice on Chatterbox Challenge Contest Underway · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Consulting isn't enough. What really seems to be the problem is that the resource pages keep changing the way they format their data, so it becomes impossible for a chatbot to parse without monthly updates. This week I can ask my chatbot for the score in Celebrity Jeapordy (Sean Connery wins with a wager of SUCK IT TREBEK!) and it'll return "Sean Connery won with $uckittrebek".

    Next week, when I ask the same question, it'll return "href a=blahblahblah won with a score of $%d3b" because the site it references has changed its format. I seem to notice this problem with weather programs too.

  23. Re:where? on Chatterbox Challenge Contest Underway · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No Disassemble Johnny 5!

    God that movie rocked.

  24. Re:Women of geekdom on iPod Mini Worldwide Rollout Delayed · · Score: 1

    Look at it the other way. For $50 less all you'd get is a crappy 512 MB. Or worse: A DELL!

    That was joke.

  25. Re:The first PDA in a Sci-Fi movie... on Star Trek's Design Influence On Palm, New Tech · · Score: 2, Funny
    a robot that behaves like a tool without developing his own will


    What, like Carson Daly?