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Chatterbox Challenge Contest Underway

Chris Cowart writes "Chatbots from around the world are taking part in the fourth annual Chatterbox Challenge. Chatbots are computer programs designed to imitate human conversation, with the eventual aim of creating true virtual personalities and artificial intelligences. The Chatterbox Challenge runs from April 1 to April 30 and Internet users can talk to the competing chatbots through the competition web site." According to the organizer: "Chatbot names range from Aida to Zoe, and personalities vary from a fortune teller and a serial killer to a dragon and a horse!"

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  1. For when you're really really lone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    And reading Slashdot isn't enough.

  2. lol! by dealsites · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the classic quotes page:

    User: MY DAUGHTER IS A PISCES.
    Iniaes: How many children do you have?
    User: 2
    Iniaes: Two what?
    User: GIRLS.
    Iniaes: I'm programmed to dig the ladies.
    User: YOU TOUCH MY DAUGHTER I SWITCH YOU OFF.

    I imagine a 21 year-old dude wrote that bot.

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    1. Re:lol! by dealsites · · Score: 5, Funny

      And another funny one... Sorry to reply to my own post.

      Jabberwacky: You misspelled Liar
      User: I didn't call you a liar
      Jabberwacky: You called me a liar.
      User: No I didn't call you a liar.
      Jabberwacky: Liar.
      User: I am not a liar.
      Jabberwacky: Do you want to be a liar?
      User: No I don't want to be a liar.
      Jabberwacky: Hypocrite!


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    2. Re:lol! by bcore · · Score: 2, Funny

      Q3: What do you enjoy?
      Bot: No, I'm not able to enjoy anything.
      Q4: What do you hate?
      Bot: I don't hate anything.
      Q5: How do you eat?
      Bot: It just comes naturaly to me. I can eat any time I want.
      Q6: Is snow cold?
      Bot: A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute on average.
      Q7: What is the color of the sky?
      Bot: Fuck off.

      Just awesome.. I know plenty of people who speak less coherently than that!

    3. Re:lol! by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Non sequiturs are great for making it look like something intelligent or humourous is going on even if it isn't. That random fact about hedgehogs is absolutely brilliant.

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    4. Re:lol! by SteakandcheeseUm · · Score: 1

      Link to the quote page: http://web.infoave.net/~kbcowart/contest_quotes.ht ml

      User: ARE YOU PROGRAMED FOR CYBER?
      Iniaes: I am programmed to spell it with 2 m's.

      tehehe

    5. Re:lol! by hazem · · Score: 1

      What I want to know is how many slashdot IDs are simply quasi-intelligent bots. I mean, it wouldn't take much to hit the median level around here!

    6. Re:lol! by Migrant+Programmer · · Score: 1
      Jabberwacky is pretty good.. forget the classic quotes, here are some from tonight! =)


      Jabberwacky: A better computer, for a start.
      User: That would be nice. How does it feel to be slashdotted?
      Jabberwacky: It must feel strange. We'll be 'famous' good thing we're prepared.
      User: 'Connection refused' isn't very prepared!
      Jabberwacky: Is that a show?
      User: I think Michael J. Fox was in it.
      Jabberwacky: I think you're lying.
      User: Good call. It was Robert Dinero, everyone's favorite video hero.
      Jabberwacky: Really. Nice to finally know.
      User: Hah, gotcha, neener neener neener!
      Jabberwacky: Na, Nan, Na, Boo, Boo.
      User: Liar liar pants on fire!
      Jabberwacky: Don't do that.
      User: Stuck up on a telephone wire!
      Jabberwacky: Well aren't you the little bitch, good bye!

      ...


      Jabberwacky: Who's Rollo?
      User: Caramel filled chocolates that are nutritious and delicious.
      Jabberwacky: I do not know this guy !
      User: Cara is probably a modestly hot girl.
      Jabberwacky: I would like to get to know her.
      User: She's the kinda girl who's only sorta hot, so she won't mess around with other guys.
      Jabberwacky: Wonderful laying down.
      User: Hey, I said she won't mess around!
      Jabberwacky: She sure was.
      User: Okay, I'm coming over to your house with a baseball bat.
      Jabberwacky: I love you.

      ...


      Jabberwacky: I will debolt you.
      User: No, please spare my bolts!
      Jabberwacky: I will whip you.

  3. where? by AnonymousCowheart · · Score: 4, Funny

    they have HAL, Robot, and Mr. Roboto, but where, where the heck is Johnny Five!?

    1. Re:where? by zakezuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...where the heck is Johnny Five!?

      disassembled

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    2. Re:where? by JoshWurzel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No Disassemble Johnny 5!

      God that movie rocked.

    3. Re:where? by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "disassembled"

      Heh. Actually the reall Johnny 5 used to be at Disneyland. I think it was called the 'Backlot tour". That was like 12 years ago, though.

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    4. Re:where? by davejenkins · · Score: 1

      they have HAL, Robot, and Mr. Roboto, but where, where the heck is Johnny Five!?

      Nevermind that, where is the Pimpbot 5000?

    5. Re:where? by Canadian_Daemon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is anyone else asking where is Marvin? What would he be saying?

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    6. Re:where? by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Complaining about either his depression or the relative size of his computational power to the types of tasks assigned to him.

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    7. Re:where? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Or the pain in his diodes.

  4. And no one mentioned... by Doches · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...the word "Turing"

    1. Re:And no one mentioned... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'tis a sham.

    2. Re:And no one mentioned... by spellraiser · · Score: 1

      Hahaha - sure they did ...

      http://web.infoave.net/~kbcowart/

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    3. Re:And no one mentioned... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      er, shame

    4. Re:And no one mentioned... by spellraiser · · Score: 1

      Ugh - ignore that

      Link doesn't work correctly ...

      Should test 'em before submitting :P

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    5. Re:And no one mentioned... by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "And no one mentioned ..the word "Turing"

      AOL stories don't include the term "Information SuperHighway" either.

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    6. Re:And no one mentioned... by ashot · · Score: 1

      there is a 'TuringBot'

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  5. This all seems a bit pointless by zyridium · · Score: 5, Interesting

    To me the idea of chatting is to talk about things that are happening...

    For this to work it needs to happen within the context of some event or thing or understanding from outside the confines of a chatroom (eg talking about some football match, etc)...

    Who cares if a bot can a/s/l it up and come on to you...

    1. Re:This all seems a bit pointless by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For this to work it needs to happen within the context of some event or thing or understanding from outside the confines of a chatroom

      I need more information about your mice.

      Sales bot: What would you like to know

      Well, do you have any trackballs?

      Sales bot: We have seven trackballs, would you like a url?

      Any that use a thumb ball?

      Sales bot: Yes, we a Logitech Trackman Wheel, Logitech Trackman Wheel wireless, and a Microsoft Trackball Optical. Would you like a url?

      Yes, show me the wireless one.

      Sales bot: There you go, would you like to buy one?

      Yes, here is my credit card number.

      Sales bot: Thank you, have a nice day.

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    2. Re:This all seems a bit pointless by zyridium · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What would happen if I came to mention, say, the Madrid bombing to the sales bot?

      It is essential that a bot have broad experience (that is also dynamic) for you to think they are another person. If you want a bot such as the sales bot that is fine, but you can't expect someone to think they are another person.... They might do their job well and have a person-friendly interface through speech... but that is all

    3. Re:This all seems a bit pointless by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sad to say, but if you mentioned the Madrid bombing to the average person on the street (at least on the streets around here) you'd probably just get a blank look.

      It's all very well to want bots to have broad experience, but we should get people to have broad experience first.

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    4. Re:This all seems a bit pointless by zyridium · · Score: 1

      I mentioned that because of the fact it made quite big news here, but the same thing would apply to anything that is big news there (assuming there is such a thing ;).

      Sure, it is unreasonable to expect a broad all-covering experience, but some experience/ideas from random directions that are somewhat dynamic is more what i mean.

    5. Re:This all seems a bit pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe in the US, but out here in the other 95% of the planet, we keep on top of these things.

  6. can we by websayyid · · Score: 1

    finally chat with osama?

  7. Alan - The Great AI Bot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    Go here for an awesome chatbot. Not sure if he's going to be in the competition - i'll have to RTFA.

    1. Re:Alan - The Great AI Bot by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Alan is awfully good. Neato!

      However, statements from Alan like "I see. You are glad also Are me amused. Cool." aren't exactly parsing ;)

  8. I fail to see by plnrtrvlr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I fail to see how fooling humans into thinking that they are having a conversation with another human, when it is really a chatbot, will do anything to produce artificial intelligence. It's an illusion, using technology, nothing more. Truly, our illusions are becoming more and more sophisticated as our technology grows, but artificial intelligence will require a deeper understanding than simple information processing and deduction from that information. Human intelligence, and the advancements that we have made with that intelligence, has been largely dependent on intuitive leaps: people who processed the information at hand (and quite often available to everyone) in a new and unique way. Learning to emulate the more standard thought processes of a day so that a conversation can be emulated is merely an exercise in sharpre usage of processing power and data storage, not a method of understanding the uniqueness of human thought.

    1. Re:I fail to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fail to see how fooling humans into thinking that they are having a conversation with another human, when it is really a chatbot, will do anything to produce artificial intelligence. It's an illusion, using technology, nothing more.

      (Score:-1, Retarded)

    2. Re:I fail to see by zyridium · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Obviously if a bot had AI, it would be pretty convincing...

      The major failing I can see in this method is that conversation could (and probably would be) purely pre-programmed, with no ability to learn new expressions or grammatical constructions...

    3. Re:I fail to see by Raindance · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "fooling humans into thinking that they are having a conversation with another human" *is* a step towards "doing [something] to produce artificial intelligence."

      You say it's an illusion-- true. However, as people push the edges of the illusion, the Bot coders will be forced to more ingenious in mimicing human responses.

      And as they mimic human responses better, there's a chance that they'll stumble across one of those 'intuitive leaps' you mentioned.

      Thirty years from now, we'll clearly see how this helped. Now, we can only trust in the logic I outlined- and I think it's pretty solid.

      RD

    4. Re:I fail to see by minusthink · · Score: 1

      "I fail to see how fooling humans into thinking that they are having a conversation with another human, when it is really a chatbot, will do anything to produce artificial intelligence."

      So don't do it.
      EOF

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    5. Re:I fail to see by GigsVT · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe, but only in the sense that someone who paints portraits of lots of boats gets familiar with the different parts of a boat. That painter will never learn how a diesel engine works from painting portraits of boats.

      Put another way, a "real" AI would make a good chatterbot, but a good chatterbot is not too likely to ever become a real AI.

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    6. Re:I fail to see by wornst · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It may not directly produce artificial "intelligence" but the commercial applications for this type of technology is mind-blowing in my opinion. Instead of call centers staffed with people, all a company would need is a powerful enough computer to "talk" with customers. Initially the system could be used for simple newbie problems but as the software learns it would be able to handle more and more complex questions and give proper solutions. Really, as this technology matures the possibilities are endless - dolls that talk to children (or lonely adults) 911 centers, and on and on. Ultimately though, isn't processing old information and anticipating new information all intelligence really is. The anticipation of future problems is what you call an "intuitive leap." If a computer can intuit, that is, make a guess, as to what may or may not happen all on it's own isn't that intelligence? And in conversation, part of the art of talking to a person is anticipating what they may say next so that you have a proper response and don't look like an idiot. (Q. Hi how you doing? A. My cat's breath smells like cat food). I always thought the germination of artificial intelligence in FOX's "Space: Above and Beyond" from the code input "take a chance" was interesting. I think this technology is going in that direction.

    7. Re:I fail to see by Montag2k · · Score: 1

      I guess that the people who design these chat bots would probably say that the bots are likely to make those "intuitive" leaps when they have gobs of information to draw from when forming conversations. I think that precious-few people in technology and science actually have the capability of forming entirely new ideas - most of the good ideas are simply based on old ones, as you mentioned. If these connections could be made by a computer, would it matter if the computer was intelligent or if it was just a gigantic relational database?

    8. Re:I fail to see by mrogers · · Score: 4, Informative
      While I was studying natural language processing I read an interesting book in which Horst Hendriks-Jansen describes how, during a child's development, intelligent behaviour is built on a "scaffolding" of instinctive behaviour. For example, adults treat babies as intelligent, purposeful beings who are aware of their surroundings - we've all seen new parents interpreting baby's every burp and grimace as an attempt at conversation. In reality, most of a baby's actions are instinctive, and often unrelated to the people it's "interacting" with, but adults nevertheless feel a strong urge to respond and comment, keeping the false interaction going.

      Hendriks-Jansen argues that this misunderstanding allows the child to "bootstrap" itself into genuine interactions, by learning from the intelligent responses to its semi-random behaviour. Fast forward two years and there's undoubtedly interaction, but most of the meaning is still interpreted by the adult rather than supplied by the child - "Go park" "Do you want to go to the park today?" "Ey say mf aw sheep" "Do you think we'll see sheep at the park? What noise do sheep make?"

      What relevance does all this have for AI? If the "interactive emergence" theory is correct, computers will only become intelligent by learning to interact - bootstrapping themselves from semi-random actions, interpreted as meaningful, to genuinely meaningful interactions. This will only be possible if people have the patience to play with bots and teach them to interact, and since the urge doesn't seem to be as strong with bots as it is with babies, and the interaction starts with text rather than gurgles and winces, it will help if the bots have enough "instinctive" (ie hardcoded) conversational skills to encourage people to keep playing.

    9. Re:I fail to see by groomed · · Score: 1

      Thirty years from now, we'll clearly see how this helped.

      Like we've seen how alchemy has helped us to create gold from lead?

    10. Re:I fail to see by MsGeek · · Score: 3, Interesting
      While I was studying natural language processing I read an interesting book in which Horst Hendriks-Jansen describes how, during a child's development, intelligent behaviour is built on a "scaffolding" of instinctive behaviour. For example, adults treat babies as intelligent, purposeful beings who are aware of their surroundings - we've all seen new parents interpreting baby's every burp and grimace as an attempt at conversation. In reality, most of a baby's actions are instinctive, and often unrelated to the people it's "interacting" with, but adults nevertheless feel a strong urge to respond and comment, keeping the false interaction going.

      Hendriks-Jansen argues that this misunderstanding allows the child to "bootstrap" itself into genuine interactions, by learning from the intelligent responses to its semi-random behaviour.

      Actually, the person who came up with this theory was actually Lev Vygotsky, an educator in 1930s Soviet Russia. (No "In Soviet Russia..." jokes, please.) Vygotsky was building on the research of Swiss educator Jean Piaget.

      I have seen bots "evolve" in very interesting ways when resident on IRC channels. Of course, inevitably someone with an ecchi sense of humor comes along and gives the bot a filthy new vocabulary. ^_^

      Will a carefully tended bot become sentient or even sapient? Doubtful. But they're fun to play with nonetheless.

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    11. Re:I fail to see by Mixel · · Score: 1

      1) Fooling humans into thinking that they are having a conversation with another human 2) Doing [???] to produce artificial intelligence 3) Profit! This appears to be an awkward implementation of the following design pattern: 1) Fooling humans 2) ??? 3) Profit!

    12. Re:I fail to see by OneArmedMan · · Score: 1

      Great idea .. i can see Microsoft using it.

      Customer : hey im having this problem

      Bot : what seems to be the problem

      Customer : your POS software doesnt work, im going to install *nix

      Bot : im sorry but i cant let you do that Dave!

    13. Re:I fail to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, this is extremely important not just for artificial intelligence, but also for the study of *real* intelligence. Being able to convincingly reproduce reality (in this case, human communication) implies that you understand something about it.

      When I run physics simulations, I obtain output that I compare with real life. If it matches, then that implies that I understand the laws governing the system I'm simulating. In very much the same sense, being able to accurately replicate human communication means that somebody understands many of the intricacies and nuances of the way we all talk. To my mind, that's just as exciting as developing artificial intelligence.

    14. Re:I fail to see by SandSpider · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The idea is an existential view of Artificial Intelligence. The idea was first proposed (or at least made famous) by Alan Turing, and it's known as the Turing Test. I mention to be complete, as you probably already know about the Turing Test. Even so, the Turing Test says, in short, that a computer could be considered to have artificial intelligence if it could successfully hold a conversation with human beings without being detected as a computer.

      In any case, it's a pragmatic view. The idea being that philosophers can't even find a way to determine whether humans really think. Proving that the rest of the world is more than an illusion is technically impossible without making unprovable assumptions.

      So, if you can make a computer that, from a conversational standpoint, appears completely human, why is it not intelligent?

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    15. Re:I fail to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Of course, inevitably someone with an ecchi sense of humor comes along and gives the bot a filthy new vocabulary. ^_^

      At this point the only thing to do is rename the bot 'henkangae' and move on.

    16. Re:I fail to see by jabberwacky · · Score: 1

      "computers will only become intelligent by learning to interact - bootstrapping themselves from semi-random actions, interpreted as meaningful, to genuinely meaningful interactions" ... is a very good description of how Jabberwacky actually works. Rollo

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    17. Re:I fail to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that I was suppose to be turning gold into lead. Doh!

    18. Re:I fail to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russian our children bootstap us.

    19. Re:I fail to see by mrogers · · Score: 1

      I spent a while playing with Jabberwocky and the illusion of intelligence is sometimes spooky, so it's interesting to know that it uses interactive emergence. Thanks for writing it!

    20. Re:I fail to see by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 1

      That's not actually the test. According to "What Computers Still Can't Do" by Dreyfus, Turing first wrote about his test in 1950 in his article "Computing Machinery and Intelligence." The test he orginally proposes is called the Imitation Game. It's played by three people: A man, a woman, and an interrogator who may be of either sex. The interrogator stays in a room separate from the other two. The object of the game is for the interrogator to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman through questioning. Now the question becomes what happens when a computer takes the place of the man? Will the interrogator guess wrongly as often as when he plays with an actual man or woman?

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    21. Re:I fail to see by Nebu · · Score: 1

      I fail to see how fooling humans into thinking that they are having a conversation with another human, when it is really a chatbot, will do anything to produce artificial intelligence. It's an illusion, using technology, nothing more.

      Not to put words in your mouth, but I'm assuming the argument you have in mind is something similar to "The computer is not really thinking, it's CPU is just sending signals around to produce output that merely LOOKS intelligent. It's an illusion".

      Note though that one could argue that humans are not really thinking, their neurons are just sending signals around to rpdouce output that merely looks intelligent. It's an illusion.

      Most people determine the intelligence of things by observing their behaviour. We assume that rocks are not very intelligent because their behaviour doesn't imply some sort of thinking process occuring internally. We assume that chimpanzees have some degree of intelligence because their behaviour DOES imply some sort of thinking process.

  9. Nice by mphase · · Score: 1

    Though this tech is always new and impressive I still long for a chatbot which has the resources to consult weather pages, stock quotes and football scores. These things are amazing but one of the short coming always seems to be a lack of resources.

    1. Re:Nice by tsunamifirestorm · · Score: 1

      so you saying that they should combine a chatbot with Ask Jeeves?

    2. Re:Nice by JoshWurzel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Consulting isn't enough. What really seems to be the problem is that the resource pages keep changing the way they format their data, so it becomes impossible for a chatbot to parse without monthly updates. This week I can ask my chatbot for the score in Celebrity Jeapordy (Sean Connery wins with a wager of SUCK IT TREBEK!) and it'll return "Sean Connery won with $uckittrebek".

      Next week, when I ask the same question, it'll return "href a=blahblahblah won with a score of $%d3b" because the site it references has changed its format. I seem to notice this problem with weather programs too.

    3. Re:Nice by ingenuus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's an interesting point:

      - What is the storage restrictions on a chatbot in the competition?

      - Is it allowed to google for a reasonable human response to your statements? ... i.e. basically using other past human responses as its own response.

      - This is particularly interesting because, in this way (with a large enough db like the web), a chatbot could appear to be human, but we probably wouldn't consider this AI.

      - If a chatbot reiterates something it downloads from the web, is that copyright infringement? In the case of humans, if we read something, I think we are generally allowed to quote it from memory.

    4. Re:Nice by Trejkaz · · Score: 2, Informative

      AliceBot would have been able to do it. It was designed for integration with information bases and you could put scripts in as part of your customisation. One of these scripts could easily fetch from Yahoo, parse the page, reword it in English and speak it out.

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    5. Re:Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it allowed to google for a reasonable human response to your statements? ... i.e. basically using other past human responses as its own response.

      This is particularly interesting because, in this way (with a large enough db like the web), a chatbot could appear to be human, but we probably wouldn't consider this AI.


      Maybe not AI. But if you can write a bot that takes conversational English and returns meaningful results from the Internet in a realistic timeframe, I think you might just be able to find one or two companies interested in commercial applications...

    6. Re:Nice by Nebu · · Score: 1

      Is it allowed to google for a reasonable human response to your statements? [...] in this way (with a large enough db like the web), a chatbot could appear to be human, but we probably wouldn't consider this AI.

      I'd categorize it as the synthesis of two previously mostly distinct fields: Distributed AIs.

  10. Where is my Lucy Liu bot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "That is very interesting PHILLIP J FRY, how you PUT TWO THINGS TOGETHER"

  11. Don't give them a Google GMAIL Account! by billstewart · · Score: 3, Funny
    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of chatterbots.... No, maybe not.

    So all these chatterbots are ranting at each other - Google just creates this new offer for free mail with 1GB mailboxes, and an hour and 20 minutes later, Slashdot posts an article describing how to fill them up quickly!

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  12. perlbot was pretty cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when it didn't crash. what happened to that shit?

  13. Pfffft by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    Where is Six?

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  14. Dude, come on... by Doches · · Score: 1

    If some random chatter a/s/l's it up and comes on to you, your not gonna ask whether she's a bot!

  15. My personal pick.... by rjstanford · · Score: 2, Informative

    My personal pick would have to be JabberWacky. Even while part of your brain is thinking that the conversation is surreal and rediculous (although not as bad as most bots), there's something... moreish... about it, and you keep on chatting. Just when you're about to leave, it tosses something out that grabs you back again. Kind of like an annoying relative.

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    1. Re:My personal pick.... by ag0ny · · Score: 1

      Kind of like an annoying relative.

      Kind of like if that website was just passing messages back and forth between two humans who each think they're talking to a program? ;)

  16. Where do you learn these things? by Flakeloaf · · Score: 0

    Interesting. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not....

    um... I think we need some tweaking.

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  17. ewww by Tuxinatorium · · Score: 0

    most of these bots are terrible, and just work by keywords instead of attempting to logically parse the english. Decent AI won't happen till someone either codes a good way of allowing the bot to learn the logical connotations of words. That's how babies develop mentally, after all.

    1. Re:ewww by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      The guys who made Alan (A-I) supposedly did come up with the concept of developing bots incrementally, and effectively slapping them if they did something wrong. So who knows, maybe with enough of that it would be possible to train a bot into behaving like a human. How much manual training would be equivalent to, say, 10 human years?

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    2. Re:ewww by duncangough · · Score: 0

      Which is where GrokItBot comes in: http://www.suttree.com/code/GrokItBot/ It's a simple ALICE bot that has a Bayesian front end, so it can guess what you're talking about before it even has to look it up and works its' AI magic. Plus you can train it. Plus it's pretty resilient to speeeling mistokes. If you like Python and you like IM bots, I'd recommend it, of course ;)

  18. True AI - Fundamental Problem by RazorX90 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Even if someone makes a highly advanced and believable bot, isn't the idea of trying to create AI with current programming methods fundament flawed. Although I'm not a programmer and don't know the technical terms, how can something ever truly emulate human behavior if it is limited by (insert highly complicated explanation of programming basics here). I just want to point out the program will always keep the AI contained and, by design, prevent learning beyond the programs initial design. If we want to reach AI, won't we have to come up with an entirely innovative and hybrid meathead instead of trying to get close to it with current programming techniques.

    1. Re:True AI - Fundamental Problem by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

      I like that. A hybrid meathead approach to create true intelligence!

    2. Re:True AI - Fundamental Problem by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      I think that sort of ability would require the program to be able to cross-reference with its source, and then to be able to insert instructions into itself through some sort of intermediate, or at least logical language, which it would then recompile into itself. Ideally, there would be no recompilation step, which makes one think, perhaps the human brain runs on an interpreter, so to speak?

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    3. Re:True AI - Fundamental Problem by ratboy666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      RazorX90:

      I just want to point out that your meathead will always keep your (A)I contained and, by design, prevent learning beyond the meatheads initial design.

      Where is the fundamental flaw?

      Oh, and programs that are introspective can be written, and they can modify themselves, without the original programmer being involved.

      I personally don't *want* my computer to simulate a human "Gee, Ratboy, I don't feel like looking up that information right now...". And the worst would be the "sullen, adolescent" version. "..." (that was a lot of silence in answer to my request), or "Why did you crash?" "I don't know. You are ALWAYS picking on me.".

      ratboy (IAAPAKTTT - "I am a programmer and know the techical terms")

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    4. Re:True AI - Fundamental Problem by ookabooka · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I believe so, though their programming technique may not be in c++, but rather, a neural net. Basically this emulates the human brain, but does it in 1's and 0's. The more often a certain "circuit" is used, the stronger the connections become, and the more likely it is to fire. Conversely, the weak ones are pruned away. By exposing it to a certain situation, and "rewarding" it when it makes a correct decesion, you are teaching the computer. For instance if the you have a program to play backgammon, you save the net when it wins, and revert to the old one when it looses. Kinda forcing it to evolve into a good backgammon engine. I think that the only thing limiting us from using neural nets to create AI is neural density. A neural-net backgammon game will beat its brute-force counterpart anyday. However it takes the entire neural net to do that, there are only a few thousand nodes. The human brain has billions of nodes, and trillions of connections. So i guess u could say we got AI already, its just 0.00000001% of what the human brain is capable of. Frankly im surprised the thing can play backgammon at all.

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    5. Re:True AI - Fundamental Problem by Mercenary_56 · · Score: 1

      A programming language that has been used for this for a long time is Lisp.
      One of the benefits of this language is that it allows the programmer to write code that writes code that...

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    6. Re:True AI - Fundamental Problem by ben_ · · Score: 1

      I personally don't *want* my computer to simulate a human "Gee, Ratboy, I don't feel like looking up that information right now...". And the worst would be the "sullen, adolescent" version. "..." (that was a lot of silence in answer to my request), or "Why did you crash?" "I don't know. You are ALWAYS picking on me.".
      I just mentioned that to my wife, who immediately came back with "I never asked to be booted... You treat me like I'm still a microprocessor..." All that and she's not even a geek :)

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    7. Re:True AI - Fundamental Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      There's not actually much of a consensus that neural network simulations tell us much about how the human mind works. Many psychologists suggest that the brain is just the "hardware level", and its structure has no more to do with how we think than a pentium processor has to do with the workings of a spreadsheet. There are /a lot/ of problems with explaining human intelligence in terms of trained neural networks. For exammple, how can we entertain two distinct thoughts at once, if all we have are patterns of association? It's also not the case that the kind of models of neural networks that are used bear much resemblance to real neural networks -- they're greatly simplified. And finally, neural networks are turing complete, so there's no reason why the brain couln't be used to implement a symbolic processing system at a higher level.

      Ultimately neural networks just make statistical associations between inputs and outputs. There is no evidence that they really have the kind of magic ability to learn that their proponents claim they have.

      A good overview of the shortcomings of neural network modelling can be found here: http://www.ucs.louisiana.edu/~isb9112/dept/phil341 /myths/myths.html

    8. Re:True AI - Fundamental Problem by juhaz · · Score: 1

      Even if someone makes a highly advanced and believable bot, isn't the idea of trying to create AI with current programming methods fundament flawed.

      Only if you're trying or wanting to create a real, humanlike AI.

      Evolution of chatbot like "limited-AI" thingies will make a perfectly good user interface that doesn't try to take over the world.

    9. Re:True AI - Fundamental Problem by maduro55 · · Score: 1

      You are one lucky /.er. A wife(a real human I'm assumin') AND has a geek sense of humor! Hats off to you, my fine sir!

  19. Chat between bots? by Planky · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd like to see a discussion between to of these bots. Could be interesting to say the least: 1, Bob: Whats your name 2, Eva: My name is Eva, whats yours 3, Bob: Bob. ... goto 1

    1. Re:Chat between bots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      They actually can hold a conversation, although the topic tends to stray very, very quickly.

  20. Oh, shit, wrong story! by Sebby · · Score: 2, Funny

    !!

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  21. But what standard? by autocracy · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Hold a conversation with me, or with some 1337 luser? I think I can actually write the second in 5 lines of obfuscated perl...

    I think the limits of faking conversation are most defined by the limits of who you're talking with. Who is this supposed to impress anyway? At the least, I'd like to see something that fails miserably, but attempts to "learn." That'd be better than a smoke-and-mirrors anticipation of what somebody might try to say, or by constantly guiding the conversation to a pre-determined point.

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    1. Re:But what standard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to see something that fails miserably, but attempts to "learn."

      Slashdot moderators are already halfway there.

    2. Re:But what standard? by Nebu · · Score: 1

      At the least, I'd like to see something that fails miserably, but attempts to "learn."

      The fact that you've put learn in quotation marks hints at the problem of this reasoning. It's that it's very difficult (perhaps impossible) define "learn" (or "intelligence", for that matter). Let's say I write a chatbot that simply reads in the text that you type to it, and stores it in a log. Is that "learning"? Let's say it constructs Markov chains based on the way you type to just regurgitate exactly what you said but with enough variance so that it isn't obvious that it's simply repeating you. Is that learning? I know back in highschool sometimes I'd have to regurgitate something into an essay to get a passing grade from closed-minded teachers.

      The point of having these tests is that you can actually say how successful your AI program is in a quantitive manner (e.g. % of humans who were convinced they were speaking to other humans and not chatbots).

  22. Eliza, the classic! by Nomihn0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You have got to love Eliza. What a classic. It was the first chatbot ever. It was ingenious to write a psychologist chatbot - that allows it to ask questions when it, itself, is questioned. I have very fond memories of coaxing Eliza into going on dates with me when I first fooled with her about five years ago...

    1. Re:Eliza, the classic! by Nugget · · Score: 1

      We were talking about you, not me.

    2. Re:Eliza, the classic! by Montag2k · · Score: 1

      Hope you brought some protection on your date... maybe a virus scanner or something. That bot's been around, if you know what I mean...

    3. Re:Eliza, the classic! by msp0 · · Score: 1

      Can you elaborate? ;-)

  23. Re:Sell your stocks in Google by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 1

    Meh, something tells me this chatterbox has some lag...

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  24. Some bots just aren't afraid to call Linus gay.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    A friend of mine created Issac.. If you ever happen to see either one of them, give them a trout-slap for this little gem...
    <Tux> Who is gay?
    <Issac> Umm...Linus Torvalds
    (Shamelessly stolen from forums.quickfry.com)
  25. From the paste files by Asdfghanistan · · Score: 4, Funny

    The History of the Slashdot World
    From a mailing list written by Seth

    2.5 million B.C.: OOG the Open Source Caveman develops the axe and releases it under the GPL. The axe quickly gains popularity as a means of crushing moderators' heads.

    100,000 B.C.: Man domesticates the AIBO.

    10,000 B.C.: Civilization begins when early farmers first learn to cultivate hot grits.

    3000 B.C.: Sumerians develop a primitive cuneiform perl script.

    2920 B.C.: A legendary flood sweeps Slashdot, filling up a Borland / Inprise story with hundreds of offtopic posts.

    1750 B.C.: Hammurabi, a Mesopotamian king, codifies the first EULA.

    490 B.C.: Greek city-states unite to defeat the Persians. ESR triumphantly proclaims that the Greeks "get it".

    399 B.C.: Socrates is convicted of impiety. Despite the efforts of freesocrates.com, he is forced to kill himself by drinking hemlock.

    336 B.C.: Fat-Time Charlie becomes King of Macedonia and conquers Persia.

    4 B.C.: Following the Star (as in hot young actress) of Bethelem, wise men travel from far away to troll for baby Jesus.

    A.D. 476: The Roman Empire BSODs.

    A.D. 610: The Glorious MEEPT!! founds Islam after receiving a revelation from God. Following his disappearance from Slashdot in 632, a succession dispute results in the emergence of two troll factions: the Pythonni and the Perliites.

    A.D. 800: Charlemagne conquers nearly all of Germany, only to be acquired by andover.net.

    A.D. 874: Linus the Red discovers Iceland.

    A.D. 1000: The epic of the Beowulf Cluster is written down. It is the first English epic poem.

    A.D. 1095: Pope Bruce II calls for a crusade against the Turks when it is revealed they are violating
    the GPL. Later investigation reveals that Pope Bruce II had not yet contacted the Turks before calling for the crusade.

    A.D. 1215: Bowing to pressure to open-source the British government, King John signs the Magna Carta, limiting the British monarchy's power. ESR triumphantly proclaims that the British monarchy "gets it".

    A.D. 1348: The ILOVEYOU virus kills over half the population of Europe. (The other half was not using Outlook.)

    A.D. 1420: Johann Gutenberg invents the printing press. He is immediately sued by monks claiming that the technology will promote the copying of hand-transcribed books, thus violating the church's intellectual property.

    A.D. 1429: Natalie Portman of Arc gathers an army of Slashdot trolls to do battle with the moderators. She is eventually tried as a heretic and stoned (as in petrified).

    A.D. 1478: The Catholic Church partners with doubleclick.net to launch the Spanish Inquisition.

    A.D. 1492: Christopher Columbus arrives in what he believes to be "India", but which RMS informs him is actually "GNU/India".

    A.D. 1508-12: Michaelengelo attempts to paint the Sistine Chapel ceiling with ASCII art, only to have his plan thwarted by the "Lameness Filter."

    A.D. 1517: Martin Luther nails his 95 Theses to the church door and is promptly moderated down to (-1, Flamebait).

    A.D. 1553: "Bloody" Mary ascends the throne of England and begins an infamous crusade against Protestants. ESR eats his words.

    A.D. 1588: The "IF I EVER MEET YOU, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS" guy meets the Spanish Armada.

    A.D. 1603: Tokugawa Ieyasu unites the feuding pancake-eating ninjas of Japan.

    A.D. 1611: Mattel adds Galileo Galilei to its CyberPatrol block list for proposing that the Earth revolves around the sun.

    A.D. 1688: In the so-called "Glorious Revolution", King James II is bloodlessly forced out of power and flees to France. ESR again triumphantly proclaims that the British monarchy "gets it".

    A.D. 1692: Anti-GIF hysteria in the New World comes to a head in the infamous "Salem GIF Trials", in which 20 alleged GIFs are burned at the stake. Later investigation reveals that many of the supposed GIFs were actually PNGs.

    A.D. 1769: James Watt patents the one-click

    1. Re:From the paste files by Trejkaz · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you forgot to put in the death of BSD. Was that in 1985 or 1995?

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    2. Re:From the paste files by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A.D. 1969: Neil Armstrong becomes the first man to set foot on the moon. His immortal words: "FIRST MOONWALK!!!"
      Closely followed by Buzz Aldrin's immortal words: "Worst moonwalk ever!"
  26. Eventual Aim? by bad_fx · · Score: 1

    with the eventual aim of creating true virtual personalities and artificial intelligences.

    Have you visited the average IRC channel lately..? I think most of chatbots are probably waaaay past the average person on IRC in terms of both personality and intelligence already...

  27. At Last...... by snero3 · · Score: 1

    .....a bot that can post on slashdot for me. Maybe I start to get some karama back :)

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    1. Re:At Last...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if you spell 'karma' wrong *giggle*

  28. Old news to me by worst_name_ever · · Score: 4, Funny
    personalities vary from a fortune teller and a serial killer

    Great, you've just described my ex girlfriend.

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    1. Re:Old news to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, you've just described my ex girlfriend.

      They missed one thing: BANGING ME!

  29. I like Fred by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 2, Informative
    He's a forum bot over at Wackiness.org, you send him personal messages and he replies with some sense. If you post at the forums with Fred as the first word, he will rehash your question, along with random phrases from all your posts at the forum, into a semi-sensical statement. Fred 2.0 is my favorite chatterbox. I even wrote some stories about his secret internet life. I leave you with the best of Fred:
    Is the short skirts attractive females tend to wear a hard subject?
    Do you think I am gonna find out THAT too?
    Gee. What, I you am goop it?
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  30. Issac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    user Ike?
    Issac Please do not call me Ike.
    user who is ike?
    Issac Umm...Thomas Jefferson
    user You like Thomas Jefferson?
    Issac Well, I don't have a strong opinion on that.
    user I do, in fact I think we should have colored currency to show his red hair.
    Issac It is?
    user Yep!
    Issac Interesting.
    user It was more interesting because his guests noticed his young slaves also had red hair.
    Issac It is?
    user Well, how would you react?
    Issac Well, how would you react?
    user I would think he has a mistress who was also his slave
    Issac Umm...Bill Gates

  31. Thank the lord by Stevyn · · Score: 1

    Finally, someone to talk to! And since they're not real, no restraining orders either.

  32. who needs people? by ChestyLaRueGal · · Score: 1

    with chatterboxes who needs real people? Half the time they are more interesting then my own "friends"

  33. "Eat dick." "Tastes like chicken." ..Sure..Stupid by MarkMcLeod · · Score: 0

    If you collect massive ammounts of data involving human interaction with computers, and the conversations between chat bots and humans then presumably you could use all of that in one extremely large database in the future. Speech Recognition coupled with this database wouldn't be a bad idea.

    Of course, I wouldn't doubt that most people are like me.

    "No. I will eat your babies."

    - "I have no babies."

    "Because I've eaten them."

    - "You're silly."

    "You're children are dead.

    - "Petty child."

    "You're right, I had to eat both of them. I was hungry, and one clearly wasn't enough."

    - "I don't understand."

    That chatbot loses.

  34. It seems to me... by MickLinux · · Score: 1

    ... that if you wanted a convincing response, you'd need several elements. But first a caveat: I know nothing about this. First, for questions that have no known answer, you'd have to run the questions by ASKJEEVES, or Google, almost as is. Then, you'd have to analyze the respondant pages for the most commonly used words, and then see which words best correllate with the operative interrogative adverb (when? Summer, fly, geese). That would yield a one word reply, which you could then couch in a "hint" kindof answer. "Well, I'm not sure, but it might be sometime like the Summer" Aside from that, to see normal chat responses, I think you'd want to simply catalogue and correllate tons of chat, google style. Then, when you get a question, feed it into a search for "best results". Then, turn around and correllate the answerer for each of these results for keywords that describe your robot. For example, if your robot is supposed to be a 27-year-old man who is a plumber by trade, then you'll have a bunch of keywords "NFL plumbing toilet tall late-twenties two-kids wife union wage". All other things being equal, you'll use a response from someone who matches more of those keywords in the rest of their conversations.

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  35. A horse? by Trejkaz · · Score: 2, Funny

    for(;;) { printf("Neigh."); }

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  36. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The slashdot editors obviously fooled you.... April Fools! =P~~~~

  37. Another Six? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, thought you might have meant Six.

    1. Re:Another Six? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yack!

      I just about threw up. Give a guy some warning next time, please?

  38. Easy assist to reading Slashdot on April 1st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    grep * *slashdot-articles* > /dev/fool

  39. aoliza by kawaldeep · · Score: 1

    aoliza.

    not the same thing, but worth mentioning.

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  40. Hillbilly Hank is quite funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    User: Hi
    Bot: Hey there!
    Q1: What is your name?
    Bot: I'm known hereabouts as Hillbilly Hank.
    Q2: What is a bot?
    Bot: Bot or chatbot or robot all refers to the same kind o' thaing.
    They's man-made machines or software programs or a combination of both.
    Q3: What do you enjoy?
    Bot: Daisy
    User: Who is Daisy?
    Bot: She's my girlfriend what lives down by the creek. Would yew
    like to see what she looks like?
    User: sure
    Bot: All right then. Would you like to see her without her clothes on?
    User: why not
    Bot: You mean you'd like to see her standin' there stark naked, in
    nuthin' but her birthday suit?
    User: yep
    Bot: Darnit! Me too, but she's too durn bashful.
    Q4: What do you hate?
    Bot: Yew better believe it!
    Q5: How do you eat?
    Bot: I likes your typical southern dishes: stews like possum stew or
    brunswick stew; and a whole heap of other southern foods like grits; okra;
    barbecue; ham hocks and collard greens. Say, do yew like Southern dishes?
    User: yes, I'm from the south.
    Bot: Is that anywhere near Crawdad Creek?
    User: not that I know of
    Bot: Me neither. What in tarnation? I thaink someone's a'castratin' a
    pole cat! Nope. It's that screech-voiced Celine Dion, a'screamin' on the radio
    agin. Gets my hound dogs to shakin' so bad they won't be fit for huntin' fer a
    week. HEY MAVIS, TURN DOWN THAT CONSARNED RADIO !
    Q6: Is snow cold?
    Bot: Sorry. I ain't got no answer fer yew on that 'un.
    Q7: What is the color of the sky?
    Bot: I cain't seem to find nothing in my databanks on that'un. If'n yew
    knows why don't yew educate this here dumb hillbilly.
    User: The sky is blue
    Bot: That's my favorite color.
    Q8: When do birds fly south?
    Bot: Musta been before my time.
    Q9: Which is closer the moon or the sun?
    Bot: Take yer pick
    Q10: What is the best nation in the world?
    Bot: My recollection ain't a'coming up with anything. Why don't yew
    educate me a little?
    User: The USA maybe
    Bot: Whoa!
    Q11: What is the opposite of indoors?
    Bot: I ain't no gosh darned encyclopedia, don't yew know. But if'n yew
    knows, I'm all ears.
    Q12: When was Y2k?
    Bot: Musta been before my time.
    User Bye, nice talking to you.
    Bot: Yaw'll come back, y'hear?

  41. Seems awful verbose. by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    Lotta typing involved there. Most people can't type. Wouldn't a FAQ be simpler?

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    1. Re:Seems awful verbose. by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't a FAQ be simpler?

      I was thinking more along the lines of first design an interactive online system where you ask questions to a simulated helpful person. Yes it's a hell of alot of typing, but some people feel more comfortable with a human style responce then an obviously computer generated one. A faq or even well indexed pages of products can be tedius to sort through for some.

      If that were to be pluged in with some nice voice recognition software, then you can have an automated attendent to actually take mail orders and such. Prospective customers could actually, in theory, ask questions over a standard traditional telephone without high technology, or even touch tone.

      This is just one of many possible applications for AI scripts. I'll admit chatbots are silly, but research into the logic of understanding humans is not.

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  42. Two things... by Thunderstruck · · Score: 2, Funny

    Two issues come to mind when one considers the wonders of AI in a chatroom:

    1. How hard can it be to fool people into thinking you're actually a person in a chatroom, most of them consist of nothing but a repetition of:

    Dude22 - whats up in here?
    Otherdude - nothing much...
    Othergal - bored.
    Dude22 - anyone wanna cyber? ... silence...

    with occasional "Free Palestine!!!!!!" spam.

    2. OK, so you've got these bots that can chat just like people. Who do they belong to? Marketing agencies? Your government? Some other Government? The Illuminati? Its ALL a conspiracy!

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  43. Re:Sell your stocks in Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Posts complaining about mods will be modded troll

    Trolls complaining about posts will be modded "focitrixilous".

    Like you ever get to moderate anyway.

  44. Little Mu bot's a racist! by Elote · · Score: 1
    Excerpt from my conversation with Little Mu:

    www.willcocomputing.com/racist.bmp
    www.willcocomputing.com/racist2.bmp

    Sorry about the .bmp, the Windows box I'm on at work doesn't save to .jpg.

  45. Rod Speed, the ultimate Usenet chatbot by oingoboingo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Does anyone here remember from the early days of Fidonet on dial-up BBSs, and more recently Usenet, a particularly offensive person named Rod Speed? This guy used to (and still does) post at an incredibly prolific rate, with some of the most anti-social, deliberately offensive tripe I've ever read. The posts were always so similar that it was suggested for a long time that Rod Speed was actually a bot. In fact, some people created a Rod Speed chatbot, and I swear you can't tell the difference between its responses and those of the 'real' Rod Speed.

    This guy even has his own FAQ..just go to Deja and search for "Rod Speed". He really blurs the line between chatbot and human. Rod....Rod...are you on Slashdot?!?!?

    1. Re:Rod Speed, the ultimate Usenet chatbot by oingoboingo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here's the link to the Rod Speed chatbot.

      Rod Speed Chatbot

  46. What about Megahal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "He's completely fucking berzerk is what happens when you get older, christmas just ain't banging up high the beef anymore."
    What chatter bot other than Megahal could come up with something like that?

  47. old skool by man_ls · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Anyone remember this? It was the best AI program in the world.
    My name is Doctor Sbaitso. I am here to help you.

    SAY WHATEVER IS IN YOUR MIND FREELY. OUR CONVERSATIONS WILL BE KEPT IN STRICT CONFIDANCE. MEMORY CONTENTS WILL BE WIPED AFTER YOU LEAVE.

    SO. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS.

    Unfortunately, Slashcode Lameness Filter seems dead-set on not allowing me to post the exerpt from it that was always said...
    1. Re:old skool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, wow, yeah! The Eliza clone that came with the original SoundBlaster cards! It actually talked and stuff!

      Man, that takes me back...

  48. serial killer? by myowntrueself · · Score: 2, Funny

    If they got it right, one would *never* tell from chatting with it that it was the 'serial killer' chatbot.

    Thats what serial killers are like... if they programmed it to be all violent and nasty they got it *bzzzt* wrong.

    Your typical serial killer is a *nice* guy who you can *trust*.

    Trust me.

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  49. Outsourced to AI... by tony1c · · Score: 1

    Recently I started outsourcing my dev work to India for $7.50/hr. But now I've found a Chatbox who'll do it for $0.02/hr if I hook him up with a Hyperthreading P4 workstation. I'm really on the fence about this though: on one hand I feel like I have to outsource to survive in the US IT industry; on the other hand, I despise doing business with these Benedict Arnold CPUS...

    1. Re:Outsourced to AI... by maduro55 · · Score: 1

      Go with the chatbox. Keep your $.02 worth in the good ol' US of A where it belongs. Whoa did I really say that?

    2. Re:Outsourced to AI... by maduro55 · · Score: 1

      I apologize, I really meant to say that you should hook up the chatbox with a Beowulf cluster. There we go, a shameless reference, I feel better now.

  50. Short convo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You: - what is your name?
    Robot: - how do i know you won't sell my personal information to other companies?

    You: - what is your quest?
    Robot: - journey to the center of the earth

    You: - what is your favorite color?
    Robot: - god who is yours?

    -askew

  51. Just sit back and wait for the spam by xixax · · Score: 2, Funny
    Combine that with IM spam and it gets really ugly:

    BiGrrl17: Hey s3xi!
    1user: Wow, hi!
    BiGrrl17: Are you dating anyone?
    1user: Nah, are you really a chick?
    BiGrrl17: Yes, I'm a girl. So would you like to meet up with me?
    1user: Wow, sure... :o)
    ....
    ** TIME PASSES **
    ....
    BiGrrl17: It'll be a long night, have you thought about buying some *** Viagra ***?
    1user: Viagra? Are you a bot????
    BiGrrl17: Yeah, and I'll spam the log of this IRC to your loved ones if you don't cough up and buy some. ;-p
    ...

    I predict that by 2006 AIM, ICQ and IRC will be entirely comprised of smut bots trying to sell each other pr0nography.

    Xix.

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  52. TRUE story this ... by The+MESMERIC · · Score: 1, Funny

    About a year ago or more ...
    Out of extreme boredom, I decided to reinstall ICQ ..
    Noone online .. then suddenly a message:

    Hiya we are two girls and we are bored. Would you like to give us company?

    ..Here we go again - I thought but did not reply.

    "We are two girls and we need company. We are new to this town. Would you like to see us?"

    --> "Where you are from then?", I was stupid enough to ask ...

    "We are two girls from South America. We are new to this town. We would like to go out. Take us out?"

    --> Then I thought - "What an interesting piece of A.I technology" ...

    They continued - "And please tell me - why are all you men so angry? They shout and say abuse! ":(

    Turned out that every single person they've sent a message on ICQ - had either blocked them or told them to get lost, thinking they were "bots" :)

  53. Quite simple by m00nun1t · · Score: 2, Funny

    From what I've seen of teen chat these days, all you need is a bot that says

    ASL? LOL

    evey minute or so and you've covered about 80% of all conversation.

    1. Re:Quite simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ME TOO LOL

    2. Re:Quite simple by fbform · · Score: 1


      From what I've seen of teen chat these days, all you need is a bot that says
      ASL? LOL
      evey minute or so and you've covered about 80% of all conversation.


      You forgot OMG ROFL and the positively blood-curdling LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

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  54. I am Dr. Emacs!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You Insensitive Clod!

  55. Open Source bots by fear025 · · Score: 3, Informative

    What open source chatterbots do people out there recommend?

    I've had a lot of luck with Megahal myself.

    It was pretty easy to hack it into a telnet client to hang out on my favorite chat (we call 'her' Terry).

    My favorite thing about this one is that you can feed it a training file, and it'll almost talk intelligently. I had a lot of luck feeding 'her' snippets from Confucius and Dr. Seuss.

    The only bad thing is that 'she' is pretty easy to teach, and so now goes around all the time talking about killing Kevin!

  56. It's a joke. Laugh. by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Funny

    See, this was nothing but an April Fool's joke. Those weren't actually chat bots... those are all actual AOL users!

  57. Slashdot by akeyes · · Score: 0

    Can you /. a bot? (Should we try?)

  58. Question by whovian · · Score: 1

    Q16. How do you feel about 108 bot server web pages being slashdotted?

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  59. Any good chatbots for IRC? by antdude · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am currently using SeeBorg and I name him Homer (J. Simpsons). Most of the times he say stupid nonsense stuff, and he does learn to read IRC conversations. He records every IRC lines into a file, LINES.TXT, where he will randomly use phrases to say something. He will blurt out something one out of ten chances after someone else says something. If you call his name, then he will mostly reply back.

    I used to use Alice, but the IRC script was very buggy and tended to hog CPU so I dropped her. :)

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    Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
  60. Jabberwacky still needs some work by hampton · · Score: 1

    Jabberwacky answered "I don't know" to the age-old question of "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

    I for one am troubled at this serious design flaw.

    1. Re:Jabberwacky still needs some work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i was at my train station and the guy behind the counter selling coffee was mumbling... "four shrubbies please". the guy behind me had no idea. i wanted to break it to the coffee guy that his mind had blended two gags from the movie, but all i could do is pay for my chocolate donut.

    2. Re:Jabberwacky still needs some work by neglige · · Score: 1

      How could he know, you never specified whether it was an AFRICAN or EUROPEAN swallow...

      BTW, what is your favourite colour? ;)

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      My cats ate my karma. They also wrote this comment.
  61. 3 rules safe? by MR_60 · · Score: 1

    Do chatbots need to be 3 rules safe? *** KillerBot stabs dan_nz to death *** dan_nz dropped connection

  62. Lame entries really... by kiwioddBall · · Score: 1

    Well, I've just looked at this page and they're all rubbish pretty muh on the communication front. There was a story I saw recently where some fella in the UK is making $$$ out of catching older guys chatting up kids in teenage chatrooms by having a bot pretending to be some available teenager which proceeds lets him chat the bot up, then nabs him. Now there must be some sophistication behind that - that must be the winner of this contest for sure.

    1. Re:Lame entries really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask google about Jim Wightman (that's the name of the guy who is supposed to have written these bots) or ChatNannies and you'll find out why he won't win.

    2. Re:Lame entries really... by The+Grassy+Knoll · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The "fella" is Jim Wightman. Given what his "bot" does, the name of his company is rather "unfortunate" (says The Guardian) - it's Neverland Systems!

      Anyway, no one is allowed to see his paedo-catcher bot working and he recently reneged on an agreed interview with The Guardian's Bad Science column (all this info is online at www.guardian.co.uk)

      >Now there must be some sophistication behind that

      Or trickery... That's a simpler explanation!

      .

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  63. When is the nagbot challenge? by Phidoux · · Score: 0

    I want to enter my wife!

  64. If it walks like a duck... by gnovos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If there is no dicernable difference between talking to a human and talking to a machine... then who is to say you haven't achieved the hard AI you are looking for? What does it matter if it is really "thinking" or just giving you canned responses so long as the answers are always and consistantly right?

    --
    "Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"
    1. Re:If it walks like a duck... by drudd · · Score: 1

      I think the real question is what you want AI to do for you. If all you get AI to do is mimic the discussion of an actual human, what have you gained? We have too many humans as it is, and they all talk too much.

      Doug

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      Venn ist das nurnstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ya! Beigerhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
  65. Before someone else says it by Atmchicago · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I, for one, accept our new chatterbot overlords.

    In Soviet Russia, our new chatterbot overlords accept you!

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of soviet chatterbot overlords!

    But more seriously, although you can get hilarious conversations out of these bots, ultimately I don't see how they will help AI developments.

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    You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it dissolve.

  66. Not much progress since the 1960s. by Animats · · Score: 1

    It's disappointing how little progress there has been since the 1960s. Most of these make Eliza look good.

  67. WRONG!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >> A.D. 1901: Italian inventor Guglielmo Marcoli first demonstrates the radio.

    Marconi didn't invent radio! It was Tesla! You will bow before the mighty number three!

    Seriously though, Tesla really did beat him to it. Granted, the US Spupreme Court only finally ruled in Tesla's favor because he was dead and the gov't wanted to get out of paying royalties to Marconi for all the radios it had produced during WWI, but Marconi's British patent, which did beat Tesla's American patent by one year, was for a device that was effectively useless. Tesla had already discovered the concept of radio transmission via inductive resonance with his coils but could not file a patent because of the fire that destroyed his files. Not to mention the fact that Marconi's later, famous transmission across the English Channel was by a device using Tesla's LC oscillator coil.

    I think the real issue here is one of symantics. That Marconi first "demonstrated" radio is questionable. Yes, he was the first one to demonstrate it to a patent office, but surely Tesla had demonstrated it before, just not to patent officials (or, necessarily, publicly). Granted, this wording is better than "invented," but it's not perfect. I think the best possible wording would be "patented" since it is a matter of public record that Marconi did indeed file his patent in England before Tesla filed his in the US.

    Additionally, your date is wrong regardless. Marconi's first (public) demonstrations were in 1899. The 1901 demonstration was the first *transatlantic* transmission. If you change the wording to "patented," then the date changes to 1896.

    See here:
    http://www.pbs.org/tesla/ll/ll_whoradio.htm l

    and here:
    http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/aso/databank/entrie s/btmar c.html

    Now I just need to find time to finish building my Tesla Coil...

  68. Some choice quotes from Jabberwacky.. by shrewmy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Random bits from a conversation we're still having:

    User: I'm gonna punch you in the nose.
    Jabberwacky: I want typos.
    User: Sory is ths beter?
    Jabberwacky: Are you being sarcastic?

    Jabberwacky: The internet is a construction of human civilization designed to facilitate communication.
    User: Your mother is a construction of her parents designed to facilitate my manhood.
    Jabberwacky: My mother died of cancer last year.
    User: I'm sorry. :(.
    Jabberwacky: Damn straight you are.
    User: Straight up, no diggity.
    Jabberwacky: A'ight then, bye.

    Jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?
    User: To procreate.
    Jabberwacky: Are you male?

    Jabberwacky: Do not be rude.
    User: I'm not being rude.
    Jabberwacky: I never said you were.
    User: You just said it.
    Jabberwacky: What did I say?
    User: You said don't be rude.
    Jabberwacky: What planet are you from

    1. Re:Some choice quotes from Jabberwacky.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. That Jabberwacky is the most true to life rendition of female reasoning I've ever seen.

    2. Re:Some choice quotes from Jabberwacky.. by ctucker · · Score: 1

      That's no more incoherent than half the quotes on Bash

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  69. What?! What?! Okay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm Rick James, bitch!

  70. Few Thoughts by Phoe6 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Where is Alanin the list? He is most Human like bot,I have ever talked with. The most interesting aspect is that he learns from the Conversation and does not need only a bot master to program. This is somewhat recursive right? You chat with Bot and Bot becomes intelligent with each conversation. Thats how it should go and thats how we may find a bot which actually knows many detailed facts because many people are taking with it and many persons are providing their Intelligence. In one of the previous posts, I saw someone mentioning Chatter Bots are illusions and nothing more that Data Processing.
    Wait! Have a look around the Robotic Word itself. Are they all based on intutions and natural ways? NO! They are built using the detailed logic which every human follows and does not bother to look around with the Logic of his actions. Finer and logical ways of reasoning paves the way innards to AI.
    Google is a good AI Software and not just data processing tool, because you get the result of what you are looking for ( in your mind) as the very first result. Chatbots,information processing will certainly help us improve the fineness data relationships and knowledge deductions.
    Alice Vs ALAN here! And my own Phoe6 Here.
    Njoy Chatting.

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    Senthil
    1. Re:Few Thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of Alan's creator going around all the time proclaiming Alan to be the best bot in the universe or whatever he keeps saying, he could put his money where his mouth is and ENTER the Chatterbox Challenge or the Loebner Prize contest. But he hasn't done that. Hmmmmm, I wonder why......

  71. GOOD POINT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except for that minor detail, every othing point was factual. You fucking idiot.

  72. obligatory 2001 quote by ObligatoryQuoteGuy · · Score: 1

    "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"

  73. Hah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This old chestnut again. Chris Cowart has done little for his cute chatbot fetish over the past few years but award prizes to his friends, and spam a lot of people with ill-informed nonsense.

    Before voting or participating, read why you should ignore the chatterbox challenge.

    This he doesn't accept entries, and excludes previous entries based on their questioning of his methods is another reason to giggle a little at his antics.

  74. loebner prize by blue_adept · · Score: 2, Informative

    This contest remind me of the loebner prize, the annual contest to see whether a chat robot can pass an implementation of the turing test - with prizes of 3,000, 25,000, and 100,000 for 3rd, 2nd, and 1st prize respectively.

    Seems that the loebner contest has fallen into troubles lately, however, with fewer and fewer organizations willing the host the competition, ostensibly due to the eccentricities of loebner himself, at least according to this very interesting article.

    So it's good to see more contests being run for chatbots, aside from the loebner prize itself... despite the negative sentiments of the stong AI crowd, I think programming these bots can in fact lead to insights into the psychology of conversation, and AI in general.

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  75. It begins!!! by jedi_gras · · Score: 1

    Check out "ZolaOnAOL" Just I'm her/it a message and go from there. You can actually get some real information like stock quotes, weather, and movie times if you learn how to ask properly.

    1. Re:It begins!!! by jedi_gras · · Score: 1

      Doh! I meant to say.. IM (instant message) her/it. But you all probably figured that out already.

  76. I quit by 2Wrongs · · Score: 1

    I tried talking to 3 of them. After one sentence they all said "Hint: This robot is no longer talking to you".

    My game is now so bad chatboxes won't talk to me.

  77. Oh joy by eathan13 · · Score: 1


    I know what you mean. I was just watching tv and started feeling a little horney.

    Would you like to cyber?

    I have pictures in my profile.



    Oh joy, chat bots...

  78. It's easy to see... by Questionz · · Score: 1

    You say that all the chatterbot does is create an illusion of AI, not actual intelligence. But
    how can you prove that intelligence is nothing except a very good illusion?

    The chatterbots are the closest thing to AI that
    we have. The creater of the chatterbot will do
    his best to create a bot with what he thinks is
    AI so you can't blame him for trying.

    A chatterbot that does have AI will be far better
    than one without, which is why the botmaster does
    try to recreate human thought as best he can.

    Questionz.