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  1. Re:Why does anyone need to know how to build a bom on Man Who Downloaded Bomb Recipes Jailed For 2 Years · · Score: 1

    Okay, those of us who know how to build explosives will leave you to your zombie-infested future.

  2. Re:Science text books on Man Who Downloaded Bomb Recipes Jailed For 2 Years · · Score: 1

    I'm shaking in my boots over this.

    You see, I'm a military contractor and I know the ins and outs of several weapons systems.

  3. Re:With all due respect to Fermi.... on 11 New Multi-Planet Star Systems Discovered · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Maybe they took a look at how we treat the rest of the planet's people.

    We don't help the thousands of people dying of thirst in Africa. Unemployed drug addicts are put in prison instead of rehab. We'll dump our waste where our kids will find it. We use slave labour to make our toys.

    Then they decided that our overall planetary mores are to not help, and they are respecting the wishes of our species.

    Or maybe we're the equivalent of goldfish, except not as cute and we can't be housebroken.

  4. Re:No matter what they cut off... on Russia Talks Moon Base With NASA, ESA · · Score: 1

    I meant breast implants.

  5. Re:Fissible? on Pirate Bay To Offer Physical Item Downloads · · Score: 5, Funny

    Still cheaper than HP's price on cyan.

  6. Re:Why the moon? on Russia Talks Moon Base With NASA, ESA · · Score: 1

    I will get surgery and wear a wig if I get to live on a moon base.

  7. Re:Plan, or just study it to death? on Russia Talks Moon Base With NASA, ESA · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm just waiting for China to announce a permanent moonbase.

    Then we'll suddenly be really fucking interested in going back real fucking fast.

    Until then, Russia can gum-flap all they want, there's no political ($$$) motivation to go back. Sure, it'll pay off, but not before the next election cycle, so who gives a rat's ass? I mean, yeah, everybody but the people holding the purse strings.

  8. Re:Early reviews on Star Wars Uncut Project Complete · · Score: 2

    Episode I:
    "So who is this pilot, master?"
    "His name is Skywalker. He's an ace for the Republic, amassing an incredible array of kills. We're to award him a medal."
    "Sending two Jedi is a great honour."

    Then the two Jedi meet the adult Anakin, realize he's force sensitive and off the charts, so they start training him in secret. Darth Maul kills Liam Neeson.

    Episode II:
    Anakin falls in love, Jedi council encourages the marriage. Padme gets assassinated and then Anakin finds out there's a Sith way to bring people back. He goes to Korriban, learns from the Sith there, and brings Padme back.

    They have two kids, the Jedi have to kill Padme and the kids because they're all Sithy. Obi-wan fakes the kids deaths instead.

    Episode III:
    Darth Vader goes on a Jedi-hunt.

  9. Re:I get so tired of this..... on Microsoft Pushes For Gay Marriage In Washington State · · Score: 1

    My wife keeps asking the same question.

  10. Re:I get so tired of this..... on Microsoft Pushes For Gay Marriage In Washington State · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've been married for almost 14 years now. The interesting thing about marriage is this:

    The entire ceremony -- all of it, the food, the tables, the dresses, the rings, the suits, the flowers, the guests, the vows -- means absolutely nothing at all. Nothing.

    The actual marriage is when you sign the certificate and it gets countersigned and witnessed.

    So the whole kerfuffle boils down to "we don't want gays to sign a piece of paper".

  11. Re:Superior Genepool? on Genes About a Quarter of the Secret To Staying Smart · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lamarkable.

  12. Re:This device empowers criminals. on NYPD Developing Portable Body Scanner For Detecting Guns · · Score: 1, Interesting

    TERRORISTS, you America-hating asshole.

    I mean, fuck, if everyone on the planes had a handgun, 9/11 wouldn't have happened.

    There'd be no TSA. No PATRIOT act. No erosion of the constitution by paranoiacs or despots cashing in on fear.

    No Americans would have died in Iraq or Afghanistan. Take another trillion dollars off the debt.

    Mythbusters showed -- despite what the movies love to show -- a plane won't go into explosive decompression via a bullet hole.

  13. Re:Luggage combination. on Teens Share Passwords As a Form of Intimacy · · Score: 2

    hunter2

  14. Re:Netflix on Teens Share Passwords As a Form of Intimacy · · Score: 1

    Netflix doesn't have porn.

  15. Re:Anti-Science Europeans Chase Business to Americ on BASF Moves GM Plant Research From Europe To US · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    In regards to your signature:
    There are somewhere between 12 and 27 million slaves right now.
    China, an ostensibly Communist country, has over a billion inhabitants.

    The Nazis and American independence, those are valid points... except for the increasingly fascist rules the US keeps passing and forcing on other countries at the behest of corporations.

  16. Re:So on BASF Moves GM Plant Research From Europe To US · · Score: 5, Informative

    If the UPC starts with 9, it's organic.

    If it starts with 8, it's GM.

    If there's another number, it's conventionally farmed.

    For once, lazy programming helps slashdotters.

  17. Re:Google does the same on Facebook To Share Private Data With Politico · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's okay, everybody hates themselves at least part of the time.

    Do you want a hug or some whiskey?

  18. Re:Google does the same on Facebook To Share Private Data With Politico · · Score: 2

    Pfft, hating M$ and F-UB are SO mainstream.

    I hate slashdot.

  19. Re:Internet wins... on House Kills SOPA · · Score: 1

    Also, they didn't want it took look like a Democrat saved the Internet.

  20. Re:If you enjoy your job, then why not? on Do Companies Punish Workers Who Take Vacations? · · Score: 1

    Heh, I can totally tell you're posting from work and you're afraid the IT department will rat you out on your next review.

  21. Re:Kepler, the spammer on Three Tiny Exoplanets Suggest Solar System Not So Special · · Score: 1

    It's not a superfluous apostrophe, it's an exoplanet.

  22. Re:Good on Reddit Turning SOPA "Blackout" Into a "Learn-In" · · Score: 2

    This bill needs to be decimated, and the best way to do that is to take the circus and free bread away from the plebs.

    You want them to take out every tenth word? 0_o

  23. Re:Well, they're right. on The Doomsday Clock Is Moved Closer To Midnight · · Score: 1

    Maybe Prometheus' Challenge had nothing to do with atomics. Maybe all along it's been how we can stop ourselves from roasting the planet to a cinder.

  24. Re:Energy Correction is easy. on The Doomsday Clock Is Moved Closer To Midnight · · Score: 1

    Fucking Carnot cycle, how does it work?

  25. Re:so close! on The Doomsday Clock Is Moved Closer To Midnight · · Score: 2

    Fuck that waiting, I'm going to play it right...

    now.