I am Dr. Muntange Dwambo, the nephew of the director of your internet service provider's Accepatble Use Enforcement division.
It has come to our attention that you are consuming an unusual amount of bandwidth. I am therefore here to give you a one-time opportunity. My uncle has recently passed away, and left me in control of THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND GIGABYTES PER MONTH of bandwidth. Unfortunately that bandwidth is only available to Verizon subscribers, and that company does not yet offer their services in my native Nigeria.
Re:Sounds like a piracy crackdown, not a ban.
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Because as we all know, the right to freely express yourself only applies to the good guys. At least China doesn't pretend that its citizens have those rights.
But the rattled OIL OCCUPATION ARMY was no match for the assembled prayers of native circles meeting yesterday around the world!...So there we were, in the gathering darkness, BLINDED by the oncoming lights of S.U.V.s', going the WRONG WAY down a one-way
My god! Needless caps, bolding for no reason, semicoherent sentences... do you know what this means? This scooter is certified safe by none other than Steve Gibson!
Because everyone who owns the rights to MGM's movies and can therefore legally reproduce and distribute them uses Comcast's private ISP to send 'em to thirteen year old d00dzorz in Jersey.
If the dust is electrostatically charged, what would be involved in covering the solar panels with a thin, transparent film or network of wires that is itself charged to repel this dust?
Funny, I get around not being able to find my wedding photos by putting them all in a directory called WEDDING PHOTOS - THE PHOTOS OF YOUR WEDDING ARE HERE YOU TWIT
Please examine US Patent #4,791,886, titled "Manner in which to relieve the American Judicial System from pointless lawsuits 3B", written by me. Specifically, I refer you to page 1,136 of the document which sets out the detonation of a thermonuclear device as the best way to destroy the office. I would also point out that three of the words in sentence #11 in the second paragraph also end with the letter G, just like in your post.
This is a serious infringement of my patent. Hire yourself a good lawyer buddy cause you're gonna get it.
Apparently a handful of these machines was brought outside show off their skills by some idiot who couldn't read a weather forecast. Lightning ended up hitting the goddamned platform, shutting down four of the vehicles. The fifth one took off for parts unknown. If anyone sees it be sure to let us know, we would like to dis-as-semble it.
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I imagine that's a bit like having a plural form of a verb in a sentence intended for a singular form?
Dear Verizon Subscriber:
I am Dr. Muntange Dwambo, the nephew of the director of your internet service provider's Accepatble Use Enforcement division.
It has come to our attention that you are consuming an unusual amount of bandwidth. I am therefore here to give you a one-time opportunity. My uncle has recently passed away, and left me in control of THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND GIGABYTES PER MONTH of bandwidth. Unfortunately that bandwidth is only available to Verizon subscribers, and that company does not yet offer their services in my native Nigeria.
God shmod, I want my monkeyman!
Because as we all know, the right to freely express yourself only applies to the good guys. At least China doesn't pretend that its citizens have those rights.
Sure they would. You'd be able to recognize a cheap import cartridge by the slightly off-colour tint to its products.
But the rattled OIL OCCUPATION ARMY was no match for the assembled prayers of native circles meeting yesterday around the world! ...So there we were, in the gathering darkness, BLINDED by the oncoming lights of S.U.V.s', going the WRONG WAY down a one-way
My god! Needless caps, bolding for no reason, semicoherent sentences... do you know what this means? This scooter is certified safe by none other than Steve Gibson!
Shouldn't that be "insecure"? How someone could make this mistake in the day and age of internet dictionaries is unpossible to contemplate.
Because everyone who owns the rights to MGM's movies and can therefore legally reproduce and distribute them uses Comcast's private ISP to send 'em to thirteen year old d00dzorz in Jersey.
Interesting. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not....
um... I think we need some tweaking.
If the dust is electrostatically charged, what would be involved in covering the solar panels with a thin, transparent film or network of wires that is itself charged to repel this dust?
Eep, sorry... typo. That's my way of dumping an old truck full of lawyers in the east river. I get my "frivolous lawsuit" numbers all screwed up.
Funny, I get around not being able to find my wedding photos by putting them all in a directory called WEDDING PHOTOS - THE PHOTOS OF YOUR WEDDING ARE HERE YOU TWIT
Please examine US Patent #4,791,886, titled "Manner in which to relieve the American Judicial System from pointless lawsuits 3B", written by me. Specifically, I refer you to page 1,136 of the document which sets out the detonation of a thermonuclear device as the best way to destroy the office. I would also point out that three of the words in sentence #11 in the second paragraph also end with the letter G, just like in your post.
This is a serious infringement of my patent. Hire yourself a good lawyer buddy cause you're gonna get it.
Obviously a sarcastic joke. The grandparent comment to this one is therefore real.
Apparently a handful of these machines was brought outside show off their skills by some idiot who couldn't read a weather forecast. Lightning ended up hitting the goddamned platform, shutting down four of the vehicles. The fifth one took off for parts unknown. If anyone sees it be sure to let us know, we would like to dis-as-semble it.
Naw, what we need to do is create a .torrent file of all of the images on his site, and get his web server to cache that.
I'm offering $500,000 to the first person who can hack a virtual PC to run 007 Nightfire without actually opening it.
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I don't know what he's talking about; my Pentium 66 insists that 1024 x 1024 x 1024 = 1,000,000 exactly.
Consider something simple like Tic-Tac-Toe. Because it is such a simple game we can easily calculate how much of an advantage X has over O.
The best way to win is not to play.
How about a nice game of Chess?
No problem, Sir. We'll just switch our AI on and squash this thing. Skynet is ready to go live.
Daedalus, Icarus.... somewhere in the back of my mind reruns of The Mighty Hercules are playing non-stop. Sigh.
Helios? Sounds more like Daedalus to me.
This-u... bogus-u MP3 busta busta busta busta...
a poorer quality of animation, ...excuse me? The Mighty Hercules anyone? Spider Man?