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Computer Program Makes Essay Grading Easier

phresno writes "c|Net is running a short article on Prof. Bent at the Columbia, Mo., University. The Prof. has developed a computer program which he now uses to grade his sociology students' essays. He claims the program can discern content, and argument flow within sentence and paragraph structure, and has saved him over two hundred hours of reading per semester. How long before he's replaced entirely by his own program to cut down on staff costs?"

666 comments

  1. Cheating by fembots · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How long until some students get hold of this program and tweak their essay until it's puifect? It's similar to spammers using spam filters to test their emails first.

    1. Re:Cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i believe that's against DMCA.

    2. Re:Cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you'd read the fucking article, you'd have known that the students get instact feedback on their scores, so it effectively is a filter for better papers.

    3. Re:Cheating by RazorX90 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      God, imagine what test prep courses like Princeton Review are going to do. Essay writing for the SAT will turn into a new branch of science. They'll teach you exactly what your ratio of compound sentences, to complex sentences, to clauses, to action verbs, etc. should be.

    4. Re:Cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Here is a short piece from my essay (which got an A+):

      "Cellar Door Cellar Door Cellar Door Cellar Door Cellar Door, Cellar Door. Cellar Door Cellar Door Cellar Door."

    5. Re:Cheating by subrosas · · Score: 5, Informative

      Qualrus doesn't operate using a set grading criteria, but trains based on the users' grading markups. Therefore, you'd need the teacher's copy (complete with its "learned" patterns) to fool the system. Actually Ed Brent encourages the students to use Qualrus to write rough drafts, as it gives instant feedback - arguably a better learning technique from a usability standpoint (faster feedback == more retention).

    6. Re:Cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Sounds like that movie where the students skipped class and left tape recorders, then the professor skipped class and left a reel-to-reel player with his lecture recorded on it.

      / can't remember the name.

    7. Re:Cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The name of the movie is 'Real genius', what happened was more and more students started leaving tape recorders in their seats rather than coming to class, until eventually only one live student shows up, the professor finally gives up and sets up a reel-to-reel tape recorder to deliver the lecture in his place.

      From snopes.com

    8. Re:Cheating by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
      / can't remember the name.

      Van Wilder

    9. Re:Cheating by LuYu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The real question in this scenario is whether or not they will learn enough by cheating to have gained something valuable.

      If they have to write a program to beat the teacher's program, are the students not learning something very valuable (at least in the marketable business skills department)?

      Also, in order to write a program that creates essays that conform to the teachers program, will it not also be necessary to learn the grammar and logic rules the teacher considers to be important and even ponder those rules for extended periods of time?

      It seems to me that the cheater (or at least the first cheater) will do more work than the professor did and thereby become quite familiar with English grammar, organization of arguments, and computer programming. All of these are useful skills.

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    10. Re:Cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of my first-year CS classes...

      Roughly 60% of the mark was based on style, so all the assignements had to be properly documented (JavaDoc), whitespace, tabs, 80 columns, etc. Seems like the automarker basically assumed that you started off with 60% and it took off marks for every style infraction. Failure to submit an assignment got you a 0, but a 0 length file got you 60%....

    11. Re:Cheating by indiancowboy · · Score: 0

      It _may_ not be possible to just reverse the function and create a program to generate the perfect essay. The idea being something similar to, not being able to generate the original text from a hashed string by just reversing the algo.
      There could be an algorythm that works on these lines.

    12. Re:Cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is similar to what happened in the essays in the Civil Service examinations in Ancient China. All essays needed to follow an exacting formulaic structure and as a result the system, though complex, was easy to manipulate if one knew the proper structure. This can be a problem since unique thought and creativity are not given a great value.

    13. Re:Cheating by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      How about building an essay-writing program to match that essay-reading program?
      Now nobody has to do anything and we're all happy!

      But seriously; what if a student disagrees with their grade, can the prof. claim his program is better than a student who is supposed to actually understand the subject matter?

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    14. Re:Cheating by aichpvee · · Score: 1

      Is there such thing as a non-action verb? Don't you watch those government propaganda commercials? "Verb, it's what you do!"

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    15. Re:Cheating by Grym · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If they have to write a program to beat the teacher's program, are the students not learning something very valuable (at least in the marketable business skills department)?

      No. Only the person who writes the cheating program does.

      See, that's the beauty of the internet, my friend. I don't even have to know how to program to beat CSS encryption on DVDs. I merely have to download said program from someone else (maybe even the only person in the entire world) who does know how.

      Also, in order to write a program that creates essays that conform to the teachers program, will it not also be necessary to learn the grammar and logic rules the teacher considers to be important and even ponder those rules for extended periods of time?

      My previous point aside, why do you assume that the class is on English? Why should a history teacher give a damn about your understanding of English? Even IF it was an English class... all of my college-level English classes haven't even touched on grammar or syntax. Those things are assumed.

      Moreover, beyond looking for keywords, how does this program actually prove that the student knew what he or she was talking about? I think we have all come across beautifully expressed babble. What prevents a student (or a script?) from doing the same? Lastly, how can this guy claim victory while at the same time admitting that he never read the papers? How has he proven the program was functioning as intended?

      For all of those seriously interested in this program: I've got a anti-baboon charm here to sell to you. Does it work, you ask? Well you don't see any baboons do you!?!

      -Grym

    16. Re:Cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.ideaworks.com/QualrusLicensePricing.sht ml

      It appears to only cost $199.00 for a student to buy.
      Would be great if someone bought it and put it up on BitTorrent :-)

      RIAA wouldn't mind ...

    17. Re:Cheating by Cryptnotic · · Score: 3, Funny

      79% gave up on 1st day in iCLOD city. Can you survive there? [iclod.com]

      I spent 3 minutes reading about it and I gave up.

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    18. Re:Cheating by Seumas · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would call using this softare "cheating" on the professor's part.

      And I'd be quite upset if I was paying $35k/yr for an education where the professors couldn't be bothered to grade my work themselves. Just because I need your accredited institution on my resume bad enough to pay the college tuition doesn't mean you have me by the shorthairs and shouldn't provide me with your full skill, experience, knowledge and attention.

      Have they replaced the Creative Writing courses with a copy of the early 1990s Word Perfect grammar checker, too?

    19. Re:Cheating by Dwonis · · Score: 1

      The first word in your post is a non-action verb.

    20. Re:Cheating by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      How long until some students get hold of this program and tweak their essay until it's puifect? It's similar to spammers using spam filters to test their emails first.

      Imagine the day a professor is embarassed into early retirement when a student uses Markoff Chains and genetic algorithms to automatically generate an "A" essay that is otherwise pure gibberish to humans.

      IIRC, I once read where a hand-built spoof using buzzwords in English literature once received accolades before being exposed because a professor was trying to make a point that the discipline had grown too sloppy and faddish.

    21. Re:Cheating by DJStealth · · Score: 1

      How long before we can use his program to catch duplicate articles on slashdot?

    22. Re:Cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well well, if it isn't Signal 11...

    23. Re:Cheating by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What about using it for slashdot? Train it on slashdot stories and replace the editors. Done right, this should not only reduce spelling errors, but also misleading front page content. Also, if the idea is that the teacher doesn't have to read the essay himself, it must have built-in dupe detection (because that's the most conventional form of cheating, after all). Therefore this way there wouldn't even be dupes on slashdot!

      Ah, and while we're at it, use if for the moderation system as well. After all, its objective is to give grades, and moderations are a sort of grades.

      Of course, those Insightful moderations might get a bit unreliable ... but then, they are already now!

      SCNR

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    24. Re:Cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      For all of those seriously interested in this program: I've got a anti-baboon charm here to sell to you. Does it work, you ask? Well you don't see any baboons do you!?!

      Indeed, user pbranes has stopped posting since March 21st... Must be your anti-baboon charm that keeps this jerk from dissing Firefox!

    25. Re:Cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does it also detect plagiarism.

    26. Re:Cheating by illumnatLA · · Score: 1

      Wrong! 'Real Genius' is the origin of this clip... A classic (sort of) and probably Val Kilmer's best movie. ;-)

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    27. Re:Cheating by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      aarrggg...You're right! Both of those have been on TV in the last week, and I got them mixed up.

    28. Re:Cheating by Shag · · Score: 1
      All he needs to do is make it watch for the sentence:

      I made a doody.

      That should take care of things.

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    29. Re:Cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moreover, beyond looking for keywords, how does this program actually prove that the student knew what he or she was talking about? I think we have all come across beautifully expressed babble. What prevents a student (or a script?) from doing the same?

      The technical term is "elegant bullshit". And it generally works on bored and inattentive humans just as well as it would work on a computer...

    30. Re:Cheating by mrhale · · Score: 1

      The real question is whether they can write a program to avoid the re-posting of articles!

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    31. Re:Cheating by Queer+Boy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      They'll teach you exactly what your ratio of compound sentences, to complex sentences, to clauses, to action verbs, etc. should be.

      That sounds like a good course for anyone to take. How to write a paper effectively. There's definitely a science to creating great works. Not necessarily the creative content but there are archetypes for a reason.

      This will be a great language study to see if culture has a deciding factor in natural responses to how information is presented. For example I developed a great fascination for space and physics reading wikipedia articles where the way the content is presented and the information delivered has made it easier to understand and build upon. I was not surprised to find that most of the articles I read were created and maintained by just a few individuals.

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    32. Re:Cheating by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
      Of course, those Insightful moderations might get a bit unreliable ... but then, they are already now!

      From what I've read about how the moderation system works, you are more likely to get moderation points based on meta-moderation and if your moderations are meta-moderated with a high percentage of fair, you are likely to get more mod points and if your moderations are meta-moderated unfair you are less likely to get mod points.

      That said I think redundant and flame/troll need to go. We have offtopic already and the concept that on a discussion board a flaming comment is a negative thing is a little ridiculous.

      99% of the time I rate redundant and flame unfair.

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    33. Re:Cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are assuming the cheater is the person taking the course... The cheater could also be selling this to multiple students in the class.

    34. Re:Cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Puh-leeze. I doubt the SAT essay is even going to last more than a few years. And it takes the ETS about five years to respond to anything or implement any changes, so they won't be using anything like this until 2011 at the earliest.

      Besides, it's hard enough writing an essay in limited time without having to massage your essay to "Princeton Review cheat sheet" requirements.

    35. Re:Cheating by dr.newton · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think what the GP was talking about was students being able to submit their essay repeatedly until they got the mark they desired.

      I doubt you're allowed to keep submitting the same essay until you're happy with your mark, so no, it is not effectively a filter for better papers unless, as the GP said, you get a copy of the program unconnected to a school system where the mark you get is applied to your academic record.

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    36. Re:Cheating by mzieg · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It's no more cheating than spell-checkers and calculators.

      Is it cheating to run your HTML/XML through a validator?
      Is it cheating to test-compile your scripts with "perl -c"?
      Is it cheating to run a hardware diagnostic to check for faults?

      Humans are tool-users, technologists doubly so. This is how civilization advances: by developing processes to eliminate typical sources of error, allowing man to apply his thinking mind to higher-level problems.

    37. Re:Cheating by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      Again, RTFA. The program is a tool to improve the final paper, which the prof grades himself. Students are given feedback on their papers in order to help them write a better paper, so I don't think anyone would care how many times they submitted their papers to the program.

    38. Re:Cheating by CausticPuppy · · Score: 1

      What about using it for slashdot? Train it on slashdot stories and replace the editors. Done right, this should not only reduce spelling errors, but also misleading front page content.

      Hasn't this already been done?

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    39. Re:Cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's with Chinese students and cheating?

      I've been a marker for courses before, and I was shocked and amazed one time to receive the exact same assignment from EVERY Chinese student (~10). Some didn't even bother to write it in their own handwriting, instead just blatently photocopied other's work. A fellow marker (who was Chinese) told me that he saw it all the time, because the Chinese students knew he was marking the course... and he just gave them all %100.

      It's incredibly frustrating for those of us who actually _work_ for our education. And, of course, there are plenty of cheats among every segment of the population, but it runs rampant within the Chinese students. I realize that those students face a language barrier, but so do most international students (including Korean and Japanese), so why do these guys cheat so much??

    40. Re:Cheating by maros · · Score: 1

      I believe the point actually is this: How long before someone designs a "student" program which learns from the Qualrus output how to produce a computer generated essay which maximizes the desired result (an A+)?

      At that point we have a professor automating his job with minimal input from himself. Will his skills diminish over time?

      We also have a student automating his academic tasks with minimal input from himself. Will his skills in this area of knowledge ever develop?

      Are we as a society gradually going to automate our potentials to the point that we all end up being "Joe Six-Packs", teachers and students alike?

    41. Re:Cheating by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Heh. If so, it might be an interesting challenge to run a genetic algorithm against the program, trying to "evolve" the paper into a perfect match for Qualrus' preferences.

      If done successfully, you might get a good grade in sociology for something that would deserve a good grade in computer science ;-)

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    42. Re:Cheating by mikvo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That depends on what your goals are. When I write HTML/XML, or perl, my goal is to have the best possible code. All the more so if I'm getting paid for it.

      When I was a student, I believe the goal was learning. The end product was the education, not the grade. While the grade is intended as a measure of how well that goal was accomplished it is not, in itself, the goal of the exercise.

      So, yes, using this product repeatedly to improve a single score is cheating by effectively allowing a student to "redo" the assignment multiple times. It provides an unfair advantage. Although I could see that there is potential value in having special assignments now and again where students are allowed to do just that simply for the benefit of learning how to improve their own papers.

    43. Re:Cheating by mcsnee · · Score: 1

      Or, better yet, a program to handle reading slashdot. I could actually get some work done!

    44. Re:Cheating by Doomstalk · · Score: 1

      That sounds like a good course for anyone to take. How to write a paper effectively. There's definitely a science to creating great works. Not necessarily the creative content but there are archetypes for a reason. If you're doing so with the aim of improving your computer-generated score, you might as well call it "How to Write Boilerplate Drivel". By grading with an algorithm Qualrus dissuades students from developing their own writing style since, as the grandparent said, there's a certain mix that'll get you a perfect score every time. What you get is a mad dash to appease the program rather than any sort of actual skill or artistry with the English language.

    45. Re:Cheating by dr.newton · · Score: 1

      I see what you mean, but if so how does it save him so much reading time? He still has to mark the papers.

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    46. Re:Cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Made it through HS and college in the early 80's doing just that. Programmable HP calculators ruled...

    47. Re:Cheating by el_chicano · · Score: 1
      Wrong! 'Real Genius' is the origin of this clip... A classic (sort of) and probably Val Kilmer's best movie. ;-)
      While Real Genius is indeed a great movie, IMO Val Kilmer's best movie is probably The Salton Sea. If you haven't seen this little-known film yet you really do need to make an effort to see it. While it is mainly a dark drama about the drug underworld, the scene where the speed freaks recreate JFK's assassination is hilarious!
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    48. Re:Cheating by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      I assume (though it doesn't say) that the time is saved by reading fewer drafts.

    49. Re:Cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why is the prof reading drafts? mabye if he's really nice he'll have like 5 people come in with drafts and he'll read it. And isn't all this what a TF is for?

    50. Re:Cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the creator of the GA program would deserve much more than an A on a paper.

    51. Re:Cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually prefer 'perl -cw -Mstrict', but thats just me. Mod me off-topic.

    52. Re:Cheating by shawb · · Score: 1

      Speaking of RTFA:

      The computer-generated scores count for about a third to a quarter of students' final grade for Brent's class

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    53. Re:Cheating by shawb · · Score: 1

      I dunno. Would having a friend proofread your paper before turning it in be cheating? I guess as long as you actually learn from what you were doing wrong.

      I guess my big beef with this product is that the logic analysis has the possibility of downgrading some truly unique and thoughtprovoking papers if they don't fit to the proffesor's predetermined template. I would definately have a way for a student to challenge a grade and have it human scored. I suppose this is also a good idea even for TA graded papers, though.

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    54. Re:Cheating by shawb · · Score: 1

      I personally think that redundant can be used effectively, but as a meta-mod you have to read through the article. Basically it would cover all of the "but trying to breathe on the moon without a helmet would be bad for your lungs" posts found in this article by people racing to be a smartass.

      Or maybe they could replace it with a -1: RTFA rating. I suppose you'd need a way to mitigate the rating for /.ed servers, though.

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    55. Re:Cheating by aichpvee · · Score: 1
      Oh, you're right.

      Damn you public schools!

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    56. Re:Cheating by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is. Spell checkers and calculators can do their work without error. There is no way, short of true AI that this program can.

      Besides, the ubiquity of spell-checkers hasn't improved anyone's spelling, if /. is indicative of general spelling ability. In fact, it's gotten worse in the past 100 years, as has writing. The typical children's book from 100 years ago is written in a more sophisticated way that much adult reading material is today. Don't think so? Try reading "The Wind and the Willows" or even "Winnie the Pooh".

      Tools can help us, sure. But often the tool become a crutch that ultimately leads to poorer performance when it is relied upon to do more than it can, or used so much the tool-user loses or never develops real critical-thinking skills. Too much reliance on tools keeps us from developing a solid understanding of basic principles which is necessary for further growth.

      This tool sounds like the perfect candidate.

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    57. Re:Cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a student and Im trying to get this program ASAP. Heck if the teachers are going to skip out on their jobs, why shouldn't I? I have heard we can teach by setting an example for others. I suppose as long as everyone gets their money who really cares anyways?.....lol

  2. Okay, so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Now some students will write a paper generating program that'll pass his grading program.

    1. Re:Okay, so... by Coneasfast · · Score: 1

      well, that will only work to a certain point, according to the article:
      The computer-generated scores count for about a third to a quarter of students' final grade for Brent's class.

      which really does make sense.

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  3. Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm not so sure I like the idea of a computer grading my work.. I spent hours making it, but the guy doesn't even give it the time of day....
    Angst

    1. Re:Hmmm by Embedded2004 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed, when I pay good money for an education I expect I will at least be taught, not given an automated spit out mark. I find the majority of learning done by doing reports is the comments you get back from the prof.

    2. Re:Hmmm by CSMastermind · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What makes you think that your teachers read the papers to began with. At least smaller papers, I know that all they do is skim for keywords.

    3. Re:Hmmm by Zenki · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but do you want to waste time reading a marked up essay where a majority of comments are concerned with fluff like spelling, grammar, and terminology?

      I think this tool is great, and like all tools can be abused. In the article, it sounds like the professor is doing the right thing by making his program available to students. If anything, the professor/grader can at least spend his grading time focused on the important stuff in the essay, instead of wasting red ink on the trivial issues.

    4. Re:Hmmm by MoralHazard · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hey, if it was an undergrad math class, like Calculus 1, how would you feel about automated grading? It's possible, trivial even, to write a program and have a way for students to solve problems (showing their work, of course!) in a machine-readable format. Then you can have a computer grade the homework and report a summary to the TA, who looks at what students are missing and deals with it. This isn't that different from the way things currently operate, because the TA manually grading homework is just using a mechanical process to check the students' work, anyway.

      What's the point of the class? In Calculus 1, the point is to learn concepts and methods that allow you to perform basic operations, as proven by your ability to work out problems on homework and tests. You're not asked to be creative or anything--that comes later, in 300 or 400 level classes or graduate work. First, you have to learn the basics.

      I imagine sociology isn't that much different--at least, it wasn't in Poli Sci when I was in college. First, you have to learn a bunch of basic facts and rules and concepts, and demonstrate that you have a know them. You should be able to talk about them, define them, and answer questions about them. Anybody who's being creative in a freshman sociology class is ahead of the game.

      And don't give me no shit about "I spent hours making it, you should spend hours reading it". That's like the .sig that says "I don't use comments--if it was hard to code, it should be hard to read." The fact that an 18-year old punk takes hours to craft an essay (that the professor could do in his sleep) doesn't make the effort more valuable.

      I mean, shit--it took me DAYS to write my first couple of C programs in CS 101. Does that mean that the professor is shorting my education if he takes 10 seconds to grade it?

    5. Re:Hmmm by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1

      Exactly, how about I write a program that writes an essay using a series of topics. I would select the topics and then by doing research online, it writes the essay and submits it to his grading program. Also by then the input patterns that generate most best grades will be known and my program will try to use them as much as possible and I will get straight As. It goes without saying that I will also give the program to everyone else who's professors use that grading method. Seriously though, my sponsor paid around $4000 for a quarter of college so my professor can sit down and read the work and write back what mistakes I made. What else does a sociology professor have to do besides teach and grade papers? What is he getting payed for?

    6. Re:Hmmm by NemosomeN · · Score: 1

      It's possible, trivial even, to write a program and have a way for students to solve problems (showing their work, of course!) in a machine-readable format.

      Bullshit. The automated testing/grading program used by our math department is proof that such a system doesn't work. ilrn.com anybody? It's terrible.

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    7. Re:Hmmm by MoralHazard · · Score: 1

      Hey, that doesn't mean it CAN'T be done right. That just means y'all didn't DO it right.

      I mean, think about Yahoo's shitty-ass search page from three or four years ago, all faggoted-up like a sixth-grade schoolgirl's notebook, with ad banners and stupid links and whatnot. Then Google came along and did it right.

      Really, there probably aren't too many automated math grading programs because there's not a perceived need, and so nobody's putting a whole hell of a lot of effort into it. In practice, I think that hand-grading is fast enough to be just fine, and it allows the students to work with a pencil and paper--it's more flexible. I'm just using the automation concept as an example.

    8. Re:Hmmm by EvanED · · Score: 1

      I imagine sociology isn't that much different--at least, it wasn't in Poli Sci when I was in college. First, you have to learn a bunch of basic facts and rules and concepts, and demonstrate that you have a know them. You should be able to talk about them, define them, and answer questions about them. Anybody who's being creative in a freshman sociology class is ahead of the game.

      There's a huge gap though between grading an essay -- written in natural language -- and a math assignment where you could just check each equality to see if it holds then if the answer is right.

      Even with the latter, I think there would still need to be quite a bit of heuristics developed to try to tell if, for instance, the steps are simple enough to consider the person to have showed all their work. And if you resort to natural language to explain your steps (in a proof for instance) you've suddenly transformed your program into something thing is no longer "trivial" by an means.

    9. Re:Hmmm by dj_cel · · Score: 1

      Exactly, with the cost of school so high, what are students paying for? I certainly would contest any grade I would have received if it had been graded by a peice of software.

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    10. Re:Hmmm by MoralHazard · · Score: 1

      There's a huge gap though between grading an essay -- written in natural language -- and a math assignment where you could just check each equality to see if it holds then if the answer is right.

      True, dat. But "more complicated problem" doesn't mean "impossible problem". Natural langauge still obeys rules, hard as they may be to describe in software. And there's a lot of highly successful work done in this area in recent years, with results that may surprise you.

      Consider the always-useful ETS example that grades GRE essays: every essay gets a human reader's score AND an machine reader's score, and the results agree 98% of the time. Assuming that ETS isn't bullshitting us all in their press, that's pretty effective software.

      I think of this a lot like the enemy soldiers in the first Half Life game. When they started working in teams and using grenades effectively to flush me out, I was amazed that the AI was using sophisticated tactics. Computers do more and more, all the time. Try not to feel too bad when they start winning Nobel prizes for literature.

    11. Re:Hmmm by earthbound+kid · · Score: 1
      i>I mean, shit--it took me DAYS to write my first couple of C programs in CS 101. Does that mean that the professor is shorting my education if he takes 10 seconds to grade it?


      No, but I do think the compiler is shorting me, when it decides not to accept my syntax in just a few seconds. Come on compiler, I worked on this program for hours!! At least, pretend to compile before giving up!
    12. Re:Hmmm by PickyH3D · · Score: 0, Troll

      You expected a professor to work? Ha ha ha. Good one.

    13. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That "18 year old punk", his parents, and his government are paying outrageous ammounts of money precisely for the privelege of his being taught by competent professionals - and having his work evaluated by those same professionals.

      This kind of arrogance would be wrong even if universities were starved for cash. In the present situation, it is unbelievably offensive. It is like the customer service attitude commonly found in socialist states.

      Why has the cost of higher education gone up(way more than inflation) for so long if students now don't even have a TA to grade papers, but a machine? We expect better than that.

      How do you get students to accept this? More grade inflation. Just don't give bad grades and people won't complain. Lower expectations. This is the same way we got scammed into accepting TA's instead of profs. Be careful not to let alumni find out to much. Show potential employers only the best students. If the student can't get a job after he graduates because he can't even write a good cover letter, that is his problem. You can always shock the worst ones into dropping out in upper division courses or (worst still) in graduate school. It doesn't matter. We have their money.

      Where the freak did all that money I paid go? Fancy landscaping? Professors' pet "publish or perish" drivin research projects? It certainly does not go to education, at least not at most colleges and universities.

      My advice is to go to a community college first. Unless you take remedial level courses, you will get a MUCH better education there then you will as an underclassman in most 4 year institutions. You will get real professors. You will get a better teacher-student ratio. You will get a higher proportion of classmates who are more interested in learning than partying. If you want to go on after that, you will then be in a far better position to get to a 4 year institution without getting ripped off.

      At some point in your life, people will really expect something out of you. The more you delay this the more painfull it will be when it happens, and the harder it will be to change your bad habits.

      IN SHORT.. Find an institution that cares as much about your education as you do. Let others spend their money on pompous morons who won't even look at your work with their own eyes. Good education is still out there...sometimes in the most unexpected places.....

    14. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Personally I think he should be fired. By failing to read or at least skim his assigned work the students did he is doing the students a tremendous disservice. The students should get their money back as well.


      I'm all for computers being used to catch plagiarism, but if you aren't reading the actual content turned in, you aren't doing your job.

    15. Re:Hmmm by PickyH3D · · Score: 1

      A professor get pissy? Hahaha! Maybe it is a rising professor? What a joke for a job.

    16. Re:Hmmm by T0t0r0_fan · · Score: 1

      Kind of sad, isn't it?

      There's also a similar problem even with the format the works are handed in (although, I suppose, that's mostly a school problem). For example, when I was in the equivalent of junior high (actually, same idea throughout all school years) in North America, there was simply no way the teacher would accept typed essays/other works with exception of really lengthy reports which would not have a high content of originality anyway.

      The idea, at least partially, was that the student must show that (s)he actually cares about the work (s)he has done, and has taken the time to even re-write a clean copy by hand, and in a way that was readable by the teacher (thus showing at least a marginal amount of respect). The teacher, on the other hand, is accepting that value by spending time deciphering each student's handwriting (and adapting to it)...

      I guess both sides would lose by not using a format that would be easier to write/read, but that also means they both recognize each other's effort, which seems kind of favourable to me...

    17. Re:Hmmm by The+Red+Panda · · Score: 1

      I agree. With programs, there is always the problem of glitches.

    18. Re:Hmmm by Clemensa · · Score: 1

      Actually, the University I go to already uses computers for marking/grading in some courses. Half of our assignments are "standard" assignments and are marked by our tutors. The other half, we fill out a specialised form which gets fed through a computer and our grades come out the other end. It's not perfect - you won't get marks for "working", and you have to use the right grade of pencil otherwise the computer can't read your form properly, but it saves a lot of time and you get your results a lot faster.

    19. Re:Hmmm by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure I like the idea of a computer grading my work.. I spent hours making it, but the guy doesn't even give it the time of day....

      Yeah, outsource the grading to English professors in India instead :-P

    20. Re:Hmmm by jag2k · · Score: 1

      Actually all of my physics assignments are marked automatically online. It's not difficult to do - you just key in answers in a basic maths syntax. It actually has an advantage over a normal assignment because the numbers used in each question change user to user, so someone can't just copy verbatim from someone else. It also give some interesting feedback if you key in the wrong answer (off by multiple, etc) which can give you a push in the right direction. It also offers 'hints' for a small mark penalty, whereby the program can break down the question into smaller parts to make it easier to understand.

    21. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm taking several courses (science courses) where the homework is graded online by a program. It gives you each step of the problem to solve, so even if you don't want to show work, you don't have to, but you have to solve for every intermediate answer and submit it before it gives you the next part of the question. You know your grade instantly, and you can submit a comment if you believe you were graded incorrectly. The TA just has to go through and look at the comments. I have only had the program fail once and it was because it didn't think 2*10^3 was equal to 20*10^2 or something similar. I don't see anything wrong with this type of homework/grading system. It actually makes it harder for students to cheat because each question is randomized and it just uses a formula to find the answer. So if students want to cheat, then they have to know the formula that they are supposed to know anyway.

    22. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who's professors

      "whose".

      getting payed

      "paid".

    23. Re:Hmmm by Daktaklakpak · · Score: 1

      I mean, shit--it took me DAYS to write my first couple of C programs in CS 101.

    24. Re:Hmmm by Daktaklakpak · · Score: 1

      I mean, shit--it took me DAYS to write my first couple of C programs in CS 101.

      it took you days to write hello world? damn, you suck! j/k :p

    25. Re:Hmmm by Squidbait · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Our math assignments are marked automatically in a web based system (WebCT) which also shows grades, has discussions, etc. The really dumb thing about it is that after you've done the assignment, the system marks it and tells you your score. It doesn't tell you which questions are wrong, just how many are wrong, but usually our assignments are daily and only 2-3 questions.

      So then, you are given the option to go back and redo the questions. This is necessary because you have to enter answers such as (cos(x^2))^(1/3), hence most people who know the right answer don't enter it properly on the first try; some even go nuts trying to figure out how to properly enter an answer they know is right. But bottom line is, if you have the time to spare, you can get perfect on every homework - just try again if you're wrong!

    26. Re:Hmmm by gryphon_church · · Score: 2, Informative

      I taught first year eng lit to a class of 30. I read each paper 3 times. 1. To order the papers from bad to very bad. 2. Read, marked and made comments. 3. Read again to make sure the marking spectrum was fair (worse papers got worse marks ect.)

    27. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I'm an English teaching assistant, and I can tell you that every TA and professor I know reads each paper carefully. One of the main purposes of handing back students' essays, especially in a first-year English course, is to give them personalized tips on how to improve their writing (argumentation, flow, grammar, etc.). It takes care to give each student useful comments.

      If we end up sorely overworked it can be hard to maintain that standard of marking, but even then we're certainly not just skimming for keywords.

    28. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I mean, shit--it took me DAYS to write my first couple of C programs in CS 101. Does that mean that the professor is shorting my education if he takes 10 seconds to grade it?


      Yes. My first CS programs were automatically graded. I spent more time making my program conform to the exact-specified output than on the internal code design. Additionally, I couldn't receive feedback on my code's organization, something that would have been good to know before I progressed to later courses.
    29. Re:Hmmm by doombob · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that "Hello, World" can be a real pain!

      But seriously, I once had an assignment in a higher-level programming course that I could not complete. The program I had written would not compile unless I had usless function stubs. The professor was able to analyze (quite quickly) what I had done wrong and I got a B+ even though it didn't work.

    30. Re:Hmmm by NemosomeN · · Score: 1

      Ther's no "ya'll" about it, tons of schools use this same system. Yes, it's possible, but it's just not practicle. You're throwing a random number generator at Calculus II, which has bad results. The parser is buggy, but it has to take in complicated solutions, also. It also has to deal with the fact that the answer can be presented in tons of different ways (Ok, it DOESN'T do that [well/much], but it needs to). It's just not something that can be reasonably done.

      --
      I hate grammar Nazi's.
  4. Structure by CHESTER+COPPERPOT · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "The program analyzes sentence and paragraph structure and can ascertain the flow of arguments and ideas."

    So it measures structure and argument.

    How's it going to measure creativity of thought? Are we going to just pump out logic machines from colleges?

    1. Re:Structure by Stevyn · · Score: 1

      At first, I thought, yeah this is crap. But you can still challenge your grade. And maybe that's the whole point. I wouldn't be satisfied with a paper I spent hours being graded by a computer, and neither should his students.

    2. Re:Structure by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be satisfied with having my paper marked by a teacher that used a program for X amount of his/her class. I'd much rather just get a different teacher, one who can at least be bothered marking the assessment's they give the class (or can be bothered to find other human beings to mark the papers they gave the class. This is pretty lazy, even for a teacher).

    3. Re:Structure by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

      I suggest that the teacher doesn't use it as an end all solution.

      Just read the ones it spits out. You know those writers are really going to be the best anyways. Anyone who follows writing conventions isn't a writer.

      Now, analyze this post for errors slashbots!

    4. Re:Structure by dzym · · Score: 1

      It would be an improvement on pumping out slashdotters.

    5. Re:Structure by JanneM · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you believe teachers - even good, concientious ones - really delve into your work at more than an utterly superficial level, you are mistaken. No matter how dedicated you are, if you have fifty papers to grade, and five days to do so, you will be superficial about it. There is simply no time for anything else.

      Perversely, the worse a paper is, the more time it receives; it's more important, and more difficult, to motivate a failing grade than a good one. Also, to some extent all good papers (or assignments) are alike and can be spotted fairly easily; it's the bad ones that are (regrettably) unique and need individual attention.

      --
      Trust the Computer. The Computer is your friend.
    6. Re:Structure by quinkin · · Score: 1
      And current grammar checkers are so useful....

      Q.

      --
      Insert Signature Here
    7. Re:Structure by Pxtl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Given the abysmal failure of most people to demonstrate any mental flow of logic and ideas, but who have tons of very creative thoughts about reality, I think I'd appreciate more people like that. But maybe I follow too much politics.

    8. Re:Structure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are we going to just pump out logic machines from colleges?

      Why stop now?

    9. Re:Structure by El+Micko · · Score: 4, Insightful
      If his essay marking program is the real deal, then open it up for scrutiny. Allow "experts" to see what he's doing, under an NDA, of course... Lets put his reputation on the line as opposed to the education of the students he's neglecting.

      He's a sociology professor, and he's managed to write a natural language parser that can actually decipher meaning, and mark the relevance of the content of the essay against the question.
      <cough>BULLSHIT!</cough>
    10. Re:Structure by rm999 · · Score: 1

      I found your argument flawed. You make the assumption that the program penalizes creativity. I would assume creativity does not affect the grade either way. The professor still reads and grades the paper, and I am sure he takes it into account.

    11. Re:Structure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How true... I hoticed all those things when I was grading some beginners' works at the introductory programming course at my university as an assistant. Now, don't ask about the reasoning behind making students solve programming problems in a real programming language (they could choose from C, C++ or Java) 'by hand' on paper. The good ones got simply skimmed through, so that I could be sure I could give them the maximum number of points. The 'unique' ones were tough as hell. Some of the other assistants simply approached grading these as prudently as they could, saving themselves the pain from delving into the depths of twisted thinking, giving them 0 points for any subproblem that was wrong. I tried to urge the people to think by giving them some points for some good ideas here and there, but it was painful.

    12. Re:Structure by MourningBlade · · Score: 1

      [T]o some extent all good papers (or assignments) are alike and can be spotted fairly easily;

      Funny enough, I did much better in essay tests the higher up in schooling I went. In upper-division college, I did quite well. I think I was outputting pretty much the same quality of papers (relatively) as a senior in high school, but suddenly I was making A's instead of C's.

      Thinking back --- reading all of the A papers in class and trying to figure out why I made a C --- you're right: all of the A papers were eerily similar, often down to the tone. Even if you blacked out the name and wrote my essay up on a typewriter, you could pick mine out of a crowd.

      No question that some of mine were bad. I hated regurgitating facts and making obvious statements in essays - I wanted to work on the level of my teachers[1] - so I would gloss over things that were deducible from other portions of the essay, or I would talk about a different section of the work as related to the subject at hand. So I wouldn't have in the key phrases that fit the checklist.

      There's a scene in Donnie Darko where his English teacher is reading one of his essays, looks over to the science professor, shakes her head and says "Donnie Darko," suggesting that that explains everything. Of course, it does. That was what my essays were like.

      No real point here, just reminiscing. I do think the system is broken, but I have no real suggestions as to how to fix it. Though I would like to add that an oral exam might be thrown in for kicks. Many of these students are able to write an A essay because of its pro forma nature, but are unable to think about the subject material, draw their own conclusions, defend those conclusions, let alone attack weak ones. That's what separates the fact memorizers and those who understand the material[2].

      [1] - As a side note, I became disillusioned with high school around the time when I realized that most of my teachers didn't have a higher level they operated at regarding history, chemistry, or English. All they did was teach us these things. This is part of why I liked college so much better: the profs were interested in the material, not just the teaching of that material.

      [2] - Oral exams, of course, have a hard time with providing anything but pass/fail, and the potential for personality conflict to make the difference between pass and fail is extremely high. Not really sure what to do about that.

    13. Re:Structure by csnydermvpsoft · · Score: 1

      If you believe teachers - even good, concientious ones - really delve into your work at more than an utterly superficial level, you are mistaken.

      If that is your view, then you should have gone to/should go to a different school. I routinely have profs that not only give meaningful feedback, but really delve into my work - sometimes too much for my liking, considering the little amount of time that I spend on some of them.

    14. Re:Structure by Boronx · · Score: 1

      There are exceptions, of course. I had a psychology professor who had all 60 of us write a paper every week. I have no idea how many other classes he had, but his comments were very detailed and insightful, and you could talk to him about your paper the next week as if he'd just read it a moment earlier.

    15. Re:Structure by Boronx · · Score: 1

      I'd like to evolve a paper to score well in his system, just to see how it reads.

    16. Re:Structure by master_p · · Score: 1

      the abysmal failure of most people to demonstrate any mental flow of logic

      Human thought has flow, but the problem is that the mechanism used is not an inductive one (i.e. not a math process that leads to true or false) but a pattern matching mechanism that plays with propabilities. Nature chose pattern matching because it is more preventive than theorem proving, i.e. pattern matching improves chances of survival, whereas theorem proving does not.

      Here is an example: when one sees a person with a baseball bat in the middle of the street, the immediate response would be to get away from that person, i.e. the instinct of survival will kick in. If we used logic, then we would have to prove that the said person means to hurt someone. Since logic would not be able to prove if the baseball bat holder is dangerous or not, we may had 50% probability to survive against said person. Whereas when using pattern matching, we would recall that most images of a person holding a baseball bat in the middle of the street would be from a riot or a similar dangerous event, so we would take defensive action (i.e. draw our own weapon or run away).

      Unfortunately, people can not distinguish between pattern matching and logic, and they think that, just because their pattern matching engine said something, it must be true. It may be true in some cases, but not in all cases. The way our brain works (with pattern matching) has led to stereotypes, superstitions, racism, religions, and other non-logical concepts. On the other hand, without pattern matching, nature could not exist: Dr Spock would have no chance to survive, because the moment he would prove he is in a dangerous situation, it would be too late.

    17. Re:Structure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If writing can be graded by a computer, then why is tuition so high? Should we really pay $15K to have a computer grade your paper?

    18. Re:Structure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should be so lucky.

    19. Re:Structure by Tiro · · Score: 1

      I have the exact same sentiments. I really should be doing homework right now.

    20. Re:Structure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you believe teachers - even good, concientious ones - really delve into your work at more than an utterly superficial level, you are mistaken.

      I've seen several people say something like this here. But you all seem to miss the most important point - THIS IS NO EXCUSE!

      If we can replace the grader with a computer program and it does as good a job, that doesn't represent a triumph for the programmer; it represents a failure of our education system.

    21. Re:Structure by JanneM · · Score: 1

      If we can replace the grader with a computer program and it does as good a job, that doesn't represent a triumph for the programmer; it represents a failure of our education system.

      Why is it a failure? Do you suddenly not learn the things you needed to write the paper?

      The teacher already knows what you wrote. He or she has seen your arguments literally hundreds of times. That is not the valuse of the essay. Instead, the value is that you are forced to structure and use what you know, which helps you immensely with understanding.

      I study Japanese at the moment, and one part of my homework for next week is to take a news item of my choice, write a summary of it in Japanese, and be prepared to discuss it in class. Now, I am very confident in my teacher's ability to read the daily paper without my help; the point of this homework - like that of undergraduate essays - is not the actual content, but that it makes me use what I learn in a structured way. If she ignores the news item itself, and Rottweiler-like latches on to my use of particles that is just expected and welcome.

      Likewise, and undergraduate essay - in any subject - is not an original piece of work and is not meant to be. They are "finger exercizes", and grading them at a superficial level is not only inevitable, it is the right level for undergraduate courses.

      --
      Trust the Computer. The Computer is your friend.
  5. WTF?! by Walker2323 · · Score: 0, Interesting

    What the hell are his sucker students paying him for then? Post secondary education is such a scam. Just a giant business hiding under the fluffy guise of altruism. Gimme a break.

    1. Re:WTF?! by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 1

      >> Post secondary education is such a scam.

      No kidding. All you need is a pulse and tuition. Basic literacy or work ethic optional... and I don't think profs using this software send a message to the students that says otherwise.

      I would be really really stroked to have anything I wrote graded by software. - I got lots of marks I didn't agree with in college, but I could always take it up with the person who did the marking...

    2. Re:WTF?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to mention that it is a Liberal indoctrination center--a modern day Hitler's youth type programming center for modern humans.

  6. Not the world's best plan by SparksMcGee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The only way that a computer program can possibly analyze a paper fully as a paper is if it read it as a human. heuristic algorithms, however sophisticated, just aren't enough for things of this sort of importance--after all, the profs are paid to grade (well, them or the grad students). It doesn't seem like it would be too difficult to just throw in keywords and make sure that you use proper syntax in order to fool this thing, albeit the prof says keywords alone aren't enough. I find the claim that his program can "analyze argument flow" quite dubious. I'll stick to getting my several grands' worth out of my courses, thank you very much.

    1. Re:Not the world's best plan by MoralHazard · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is a common misconception about algorithms. Effective methods don't have be consciously engineered in every step by a human designer, even when applied to extremely complex questions that traditionally require human judgement.

      It's possible to train computer programs to translate text between languages by feeding examples of good and bad translations to pattern-recognition algorithms, which start with simple rules. Most of these models are similar to neural-net machines, which is in turn based on the fundamental theory of how animal brains (including human brains) operate. You don't design and code an algorithm, you train the machine by example, with some human-assisted trail-and-error.

      This often works because that's how human judgement works: we learn just about everything by example and trial-and-error, and we're VERY good at it (look at what millions of years of evolution can accomplish!). This isn't to say that a trained neural net machine is "intelligent" or "conscious", just that solves problems by the same mechanism that a human brain does, albeit in a much more limited fashion.

      Of course, the effectiveness of a trained machine is limited by how big a computer you have, and how well you train it. Re-creating the complexity of the human brain in software with present-day techniques and equipment would be impossible (neural net software is VERY memory intensive when it gets complex). This may change in the future, but that's another debate that I won't get into.

      I'm not saying that this professor's software actually works or not--he could easily be full of shit. I'm also not saying that you can't game one of these machines the same way spammers game Bayesian anti-spam filters: use trial-and-error to figure out how to trick the machine consistently.

      In fact, I'm assuming that a canny student could steal the software and do exactly that. After all, the human brain is a much more powerful learning machine than the program, and could probably outsmart it in the same way that people can outsmart rats.

      But then again, this is a socialogy course, so his students probably won't think of it on their own.

    2. Re:Not the world's best plan by einhverfr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When I was in 8th grade I had a horrid science teacher who never read anything that anyone except students he saw as "problem students" wrote. Those who were not on that list turned in nursery rhymes as homework and got A's. Not only was it plagerism, but it was ever off-topic.

      I fear that my experience was not unique. I wonder how well I would do if I turned in a chapter of Moby Dick or Les Miserables.... Or maybe a section of Physics and Phylosophy by Heisenberg.

      --

      LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
    3. Re:Not the world's best plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What next, an artificial psychiatrist? Oh wait... (Dr. Sbaitso)

    4. Re:Not the world's best plan by honkycat · · Score: 1

      You overstate the similarity between a neural net framework and the actual operation of a brain. A neural net is better characterized as a cartoon vaguely inspired by the structure of an animal brain rather than "based on the fundamental theory of how animal brains (including human brains) operate."

    5. Re:Not the world's best plan by Yartrebo · · Score: 1

      It's not plagarism if you cite the author (or at least that it's popular folklore if there isn't a particular author). If you can squeeze in a nursery rhyme, I'm sure you can squeeze in the proper attribution.

    6. Re:Not the world's best plan by MoralHazard · · Score: 1

      No, you're right--they are two very different types of machines. But they operate on the same underlying mechanism of information flow, and they have the same relationship between input and output.

      I should probably reveal a hidden assumption I'm making: human thought and action, including problem-solving, is an essentially mechanical task at some level, down at the physical and chemical interactions of a brain.

      Of course, you might disagree with me if you believe in things like "souls" or whatever, but that's one of the debates that I don't think we can productively have.

    7. Re:Not the world's best plan by Repton · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The only way that a computer program can possibly analyze a paper fully as a paper is if it read it as a human.

      Why not? What universal principal or physical law states this?

      I probably wouldn't disagree with you if you said that the current state of technology can't emulate humans here ... But to say it will never happen, no matter what?

      I think John von Neumann once said --- "If you can tell me exactly what it is that a machine cannot do, then I will build a machine to do exactly that!".

      --
      Repton.
      They say that only an experienced wizard can do the tengu shuffle.
    8. Re:Not the world's best plan by honkycat · · Score: 1

      I'm not attempting to bring questions of higher powers into the question.

      What I am saying is that interactions between neurons in a brain are much much much more complex and complicated than the "inspired cartoon" that is a neural network. The connection diagram of an NN is similar to that of neurons in the brain, and the notion that one node responds to a signal from others is also similar. However, the mechanisms going on in the brain are much more complicated.

      I don't disagree with most of your post, but I think you overstated the biological basis for neural networks.

    9. Re:Not the world's best plan by MoralHazard · · Score: 1

      Sorry about that little soul digression. You're right, totally, about real neurons.

    10. Re:Not the world's best plan by Nataku564 · · Score: 1

      The latest versions of Emacs have one as well.

    11. Re:Not the world's best plan by stevobi · · Score: 1
      The only way that a computer program can possibly analyze a paper fully as a paper is if it read it as a human.

      Or if it's just a sociology paper. Think about how short the program for communications classes would be.

    12. Re:Not the world's best plan by CowbertPrime · · Score: 1

      Actually, this is being used in academia. as we speak. One of my bosses wrote a natural language parser that can process an entire year's worth of say, nature neuroscience. It will "read" each article, and "score" it based on set criteria by the primary investigator. The primary investigator say, wants to study the neurophysiology of hot monkey sex. He then specifies contextual identifiers for positive scoring articles. The parser is intelligent enough to look for positive assertiveness of a particular contextual identifier (i.e. the good female smell is linked to hot monkey sex) and for negative assertiveness (i.e. unshaved butts inhibit hot monkey sex). By linking together identified pieces of contextualized phrases within an article, the parser can determine a logical flow of the paper: (i.e. x causes foo which causes bar which is related to hot monkey sex by a, b, and c).

      This is how a professor would grade a classroom paper (i.e. the student mentions A *check*, B *check*, C *check*, asserts D *incorrect*, negatively asserts E *check*: score: 80%)

    13. Re:Not the world's best plan by JoshRosenbaum · · Score: 2, Funny
      Of course, the effectiveness of a trained machine is limited by how big a computer you have, and how well you train it.

      I think that says it all about this. There's no way he can train for 50 students papers from just a paper he writes. Until we can see really accurate computer translations of languages, I don't trust this kind of software. (And don't tell me the translate deals on the web are good, because they miss out on a lot of stuff.) Here's my idea of how his program grades the papers:

      srand;
      my $grade = rand(100);
      print "Your grade is: $grade \%.\n";
      Either that or
      # $number_of_keywords_stuff done here.
      srand;
      my $grade = 50 + rand($number_of_keywords_found);
      print "Your grade is: $grade \%.\n";
      :) I'd rather see the prof get some grad students working on the papers. Although some would argue that the code I wrote above might be more accurate. ;)
    14. Re:Not the world's best plan by raehl · · Score: 1

      But then again, this is a socialogy course, so his students probably won't think of it on their own.

      And if they did, they'd quickly realize that it would be easier/cheaper to write/buy a good paper than write/buy a good program.

    15. Re:Not the world's best plan by NoGuffCheck · · Score: 1

      I'll stick to getting my several grands' worth out of my courses, thank you very much.

      The good professor must have forgotten that its not his job to get out of doing his job, perhaps his time would have been better spent grading papers like he's paid to do.

      When I want a computer to grade me, i'll fill in an online IQ test.

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    16. Re:Not the world's best plan by bajo77 · · Score: 1

      When I was in 8th grade I had a horrid science teacher who never read anything that anyone except students he saw as "problem students" wrote. Those who were not on that list turned in nursery rhymes as homework and got A's. Not only was it plagerism, but it was ever off-topic.

      I fear that my experience was not unique. I wonder how well I would do if I turned in a chapter of Moby Dick or Les Miserables.... Or maybe a section of Physics and Phylosophy by Heisenberg.


      There's other software that can recognize plagarism. Essays could be run through both sets of software.

    17. Re:Not the world's best plan by that+_evil+_gleek · · Score: 1

      So, if a student comes with an original idea, the program won't be trained for it, they'll get a bad grade, and the idea
      is lost since no-one ever reads it.
      I'm sure the science has advanced, but I still remember the story of the military training an AI system to disern camoflaged tanks in a forest. They'd feed it pictures and trained it, some pictures just had the tree's in it, others had tanks hidden among the trees, the idea was create a system that could reduce he work load on the human operators, give them a shorter stack of satalite pics, with a much higher chance of warranting human attention. It did amazing well at first, then later
      fell off to 50% ( less than dumb luck ) -- it turned out that the initial pictures w/ the hidden tanks had been taken on a bright day, the ones w/o had been taken on a cloudy day -- they had trained the system to tell cloudy days, from bright.
      Thats the problem with these systems, since the are no hard and fast rules, you can't be 100% sure what you taught the computer....
      These systems could perpuate biases and bigotry as well, esp. if trained machines are passed a long from year to year.
      -- But it must be true because the computer says so.

      Perhaps, when the computer systems advance to the point where after training /education , they can write an essay
      explaining themselves, based on their own internal state, "What I think I a good sociology paper is"

    18. Re:Not the world's best plan by MourningBlade · · Score: 1

      Aaaaah, the good old "chinese box" problem.

      One of the things that fools people about programming is that they think that the computer "understands" something. If you teach a computer how to win at Tic-Tac-Toe, it doesn't really understand how to play Tic-Tac-Toe. It doesn't "understand" anything. It just does something according to a set of rules that have been defined.

      As a side-note amidst my agreeing with you: Goedel would've really fried von Neumann's wig.

      Build me a machine that calculates whether or not a program has an infinite loop within it!

    19. Re:Not the world's best plan by martin-boundary · · Score: 1
      Sorry to nitpick, but your comment has some issues.

      Most of these models are similar to neural-net machines, which is in turn based on the fundamental theory of how animal brains (including human brains) operate.
      Neural nets aren't based on the way animal brains work, rather the animal brain description is an analogy commonly used to "sell" neural nets to people without the mathematical background. You can use the analogy one way (e.g. "this is a neural net, kind of like an animal brain"), but you can't use it the other way as you just did ("neural nets are based on how animal brains work"). For one thing, animal brains aren't that well understood.

      I'm not saying that this professor's software actually works or not--he could easily be full of shit. I'm also not saying that you can't game one of these machines the same way spammers game Bayesian anti-spam filters: use trial-and-error to figure out how to trick the machine consistently.
      That's pretty much unsupported. Spammers do try to trick Bayesian filters, but there's no evidence that they have any success. The tricks that have been tried against Bayesian filters have pretty much all failed, but they do show up as problems for non-Bayesian filters.

      So the end result is that non-Bayesian filters are tripped by anti-Bayesian attacks, and people therefore see these mostly futile anti-Bayesian techniques all over the place, and think it means that the Bayesian filters have been defeated. In reality, people who actually use Bayesian filters don't see these attacks, because they don't work. But then again, most of the world doesn't use Bayesian technology.

    20. Re:Not the world's best plan by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "I think John von Neumann once said..."

      And the halting problem didn't count?

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    21. Re:Not the world's best plan by brpr · · Score: 1

      It's possible to train computer programs to translate text between languages by feeding examples of good and bad translations to pattern-recognition algorithms, which start with simple rules.

      No it isn't. At any rate, not to any interesting level of competence.

      This often works because that's how human judgement works: we learn just about everything by example and trial-and-error

      Well, learning is by definition something which relies on examples (or more broadly, empirical data), otherwise it isn't really "learning" in the usual sense of the word. This obvious fact tells us absolutely nothing about how learning is actually accomplished: it might proceed by a simple and highly-trained process of pattern recognition, or then again it might not. No-one really knows, and there's evidence pointing in both directions. In the case of language, there's massive evidence for a strong innate component (and you don't have to be an orthodox Chomskyan to believe this).

      There seems to be a common meme on Slashdot that "neural networks" are basically all there is to the brain. The belief is that (almost?) all learning can be accomplished by training networks over a large set of input-output pairs [*]. Now, this belief is just an article of faith. There is very little evidence which suggests that learning is actually so simple a process.

      [*] Of course this is one very dodgy thing about the process by which artificial networks are usually trained -- they are given the correct answers as examples. It is hard to see how the human brain could get prior access to the correct answers.

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    22. Re:Not the world's best plan by MoralHazard · · Score: 1

      "Neural nets aren't based on the way animal brains work..."

      Jesus H. Christ. GO BACK AND READ MY POST. I didn't say neural nets "are based on animal brains" or "based on the way animal brains work". I made a VERY limited statement about the two: "based on the fundamental theory of how animal brains... operate". That's pretty goddamn different.

      And had you bothered to read the OTHER response to this post, you'd see that we got into that already. And established that yes, neural nets and animal brains are different.

      The point is that neurons in an animal brain and neural nets build algorithms in the same way, because they process information in the same basic fashion. Animal brains are more complex, true. Animal brains are not completely understood, true. But the same underlying concept of information flow is at work in both.

      "That's pretty much unsupported. Spammers do try to trick Bayesian filters, but there's no evidence that they have any success."

      Um, I'VE been able to trick Bayesian filters, I spent a couple of hours my coworker's well-trained Thunderbird filter, tweaking spam messages that I received to get by it. Managed to achieve a pretty high success rate, with a few simple rules. I got the idea after reading a Register article about spammers doing the same thing, and I wanted to see how hard it was. Turns out, not hard at all.

      So the rest of your commentary that that is just, well, bullshit.

      The problem with tricking Bayesian filters is that if someone re-trains the filter to deal with your new tricks, they don't work anymore. Is THAT what you meant? Because you do an awful job of communicating it. Once my coworker tagged a couple dozen of the trick messages as spam, they stopped getting through so reliably. But then I just switched my tricks again, and it worked again. As long as I could keep thinking up new tricks and pushing the envelope, I could get stuff by his filter.

    23. Re:Not the world's best plan by cocoa+moe · · Score: 1
      If you can tell me exactly what it is that a machine cannot do, then I will build a machine to do exactly that!"

      Yeah, but this is no more than an argumentational trick. It's like I can tell you the biggest natural number if you calculate the result of "(12/0)-1".

      There is no algorithm or database in existence that will be able to analyze a discussion on any given topic. If you know the code, you can feed a certain structure of nonesense to the machine and it will never notice.

    24. Re:Not the world's best plan by thoromyr · · Score: 1

      Speaking as a linguist, where are these computer programs that can be trained to translate text between languages? You're point is taken, but it is extremely misleading to imply that automated methods exist to translate between human languages (machine is another matter entirely and your example indicates you are talking about human, not machine, languages).

      thoromyr

    25. Re:Not the world's best plan by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Ok, but how does it handle something like republishing some obscure 19th century work, such as a portion of Daniel Defoe's treatise on ceremonial magic (didn't know he wrote one did you)? Or what if I find papers by obscure physicists who never were widely known? The body of literature out there I think vastly exceeds our ability to compare it. And even once it does, you have the infinite-monkeys-will-eventually-plagerize-Shakesp ere problem.

      The issue is that I maintain that recognizing plaigerized works computationally is going to be error-prone and unlikely to work in all but the most obvious cases.

      The point is that software grading of essays is laziness and/or hubris on the part of the professor, plain and simple.

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    26. Re:Not the world's best plan by martin-boundary · · Score: 1
      The point is that neurons in an animal brain and neural nets build algorithms in the same way, because they process information in the same basic fashion. Animal brains are more complex, true. Animal brains are not completely understood, true. But the same underlying concept of information flow is at work in both.
      That point is still wrong. Anybody can waffle about "information flow" and by implication say that at a sufficiently high enough level any machine converts input information into output information. That's where you're going when you bring in "information", and it's content free.

      Neural nets are simply a class of algorithms with a name that made them trendy. What's worse, the conceptual relationship with firing neurons is purely an artefact of the means of computing the weights by backpropagation. Compute the weights by different means and you get the same results without any firing neurons. But mention brains, and people buy your book.

      Saying that neural nets are based on the "fundamental theory of how animal brains operate" is just misleading in so many ways. If you're going to educate the unwashed slashdotters, don't fill their brains with pseudojunk. You might as well just troll them instead.

      The problem with tricking Bayesian filters is that if someone re-trains the filter to deal with your new tricks, they don't work anymore. Is THAT what
      Well duh, what exactly would be the point of a Bayesian filter that doesn't learn? The learning aspect is intrinsic to the filter - Bayes rule is a method of updating beliefs based on past evidence. Otherwise you're saying exactly nothing.

      Hey, if you want to beat a filter, try this: take SpamAssassin, disable all of its features, and go wild. I'm sure if you've disabled everything, then you can achieve 100% failure to detect spam, ie you've beaten SA. Beating a Bayesian filter that doesn't learn is just as easy.

  7. Brent by nacturation · · Score: 0

    That's Brent, not Bent. Of course, that would have required some editing...

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    1. Re:Brent by Coneasfast · · Score: 1

      That's Brent, not Bent. Of course, that would have required some editing...

      maybe the slashdot editors could make use of this program, it's not like they do any editing themselves. ;)

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    2. Re:Brent by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1

      See. I'm sure his program takes that into consideration when grading papers, and marks the paper two letter grades lower for getting his name wrong.

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    3. Re:Brent by mindaktiviti · · Score: 1

      Looks like the professor isn't the only one using a computer program to check submissions. ;)

  8. Intresting by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now if we could code a program to write those essays, the whole process would be automated. Press enter for another A. If you know how the program grades the essays, it should be possible to write a program that generates essays that comply perfectly to those rules, right?

    1. Re:Intresting by superpulpsicle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why don't they just make a program to print out a bachelors degree. Save me time, money and effort.

    2. Re:Intresting by CSMastermind · · Score: 1

      If I read the article correct, he enters in certain keywords and than gives them each a weighted importance. You would have to know what keywords he's using and their weight to make a program to write the essay for you.

    3. Re:Intresting by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      So your grade depends on how close you get to writing the essay he would write? Never tought creativity would be something to lose a grade over.

    4. Re:Intresting by Al+Dimond · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well you'd need at least a (binary) copy of Prof. Brent's program to do this, in order to be able to do test runs without risking your class grade. The article didn't indicate that he'd sell his program to individuals, just schools and businesses...

      Still, it seems like something that could be at least partially reverse-engineered.

      The one concern I'd have about the program in general is that it would teach people to write in a very particular way to make the program happy. When I used to run all my papers through MS-Word's grammar check it really hammered certain rules into my head. If the program continually makes the same kinds of mistakes it could hammer mistakes in there (In MS Word 2000's spellchecker, "ridiculous" was misspelled "rediculous". That made me look dumb quite often).

      As an aside, there was a story recently that where there was some discussion about the difficulty of automatic grammar checking (I think the story was just some guy bitching about the current state of grammar checking programs). It would seem that this would be just as complicated if not more so (analyzing flow), and also solving a very similar problem. It would be interesting to see what some people that really wanted to attack grammar checking could do with the source code to this program (even if it could not be open-sourced because of cheating paranoia, there would probably be some kind of option to license the technology, at the right price)

    5. Re:Intresting by CarlDenny · · Score: 1

      I think you've summed up the basic premise of academic social science, yes.

    6. Re:Intresting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd be surprised how many essays are just a Word summarize of references, and then cleaned up. Allows you to "write" an paper in 10 minutes or less.

    7. Re:Intresting by larry+bagina · · Score: 1
      I saw this graffiti in a bathroom once....

      (Arrow pointing to toilet paper roll) Yale Diplomas. Take one.

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    8. Re:Intresting by d474 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "You would have to know what keywords he's using and their weight to make a program to write the essay for you."
      That wouldn't be impossible. You run pattern recognition algorithms on transcripts of his lectures, handouts, readings, and on his own work on the subject (disertations, research, publications). Then it's a simple matter of identifying the phrases, keywords, and assigning the appropriate weight to them. You could add some variability to the distributions and churn out papers for the entire class. Then drink beer.
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    9. Re:Intresting by ytpete · · Score: 1
      It would be interesting to see what some people that really wanted to attack grammar checking could do with the source code to this program

      The people who a really want to attack grammar checking and similar challenges are assuredly way ahead of whatever this professor has written. Computational linguistics is a serious field that goes far beyond your basic Word grammar checker. No one in that field claims to have software that can analyze the "argument flow" in essays, however. So it's a bit hard to believe that a sociology professor with no background in linguistics has outdone them all.

      That said, it doesn't look like the prof was really pushing the program as some magic new language tool. The implication was that it did a bit more than look for keywords, but not much more---just enough to make it hard for students to game the system.

    10. Re:Intresting by enigma48 · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right.

      Unfortunately, computers can also solve the Travelling Salesman and brute-force most forms of encryption right now. The problem is that it's really, really hard.

      English has hundreds of thousands of words but we only use several thousand commonly. Let's say 10,000 words - after all, you should be exercising your vocabulary in an essay.

      You can take obvious shortcuts (if I want to start a sentence with a pronoun, I only have a few dozen words to choose from) but having an essentially randomly generated paper make sense will be rare.

      Computers still don't have a *solid* implementation on how to parse the English language. Writing a program that understands it well enough to synthesize large amounts of difficult subject matter is a long way off.

      I wonder if Data had trouble writing essays? His poems were... well, unique.

    11. Re:Intresting by oostevo · · Score: 1
      Well, that's not entirely true. English, in its entirety, has been broken down in to formal grammar(s) before, and parsing given a formal grammar is a pretty trivial exercise in computer science.

      However, parsing alone won't really tell you anything other than whether a certain person's essay obeys the conventions of modern English. There's really no way to parse an argumentative thesis.

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    12. Re:Intresting by gl4ss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you don't get offers for those? tone down your spam filter.

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    13. Re:Intresting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now if we could code a program to write those essays, the whole process would be automated. Press enter for another A. If you know how the program grades the essays, it should be possible to write a program that generates essays that comply perfectly to those rules, right?

      My god .. an essay with logical flow and completely perfect sentence structure? Oh the humanity!

      Correct answers in an easy to read format? What the hell are we teaching students these days?

      Seriously, I'd rather read a gramatically correct paper generated by student-written software than some of the drivel that passes for English these days.

      Why is it some people think that to deserve credit for the correct answer, you have to work your ass off for it? Frankly, I'm more impressed with people who manage to get the correct answer without much effort at all.

    14. Re:Intresting by Sir+Holo · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's called Photoshop.

    15. Re:Intresting by Bemopolis · · Score: 3, Funny

      Most universities already have this service -- it's called Business School.

      Bemopolis

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    16. Re:Intresting by flynt · · Score: 1

      Why don't they just make a program to print out a bachelors degree. Save me time, money and effort.

      Don't bother reinventing the wheel, public universities already exist.

    17. Re:Intresting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ou...Ouch

    18. Re:Intresting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds like the general process that a person writes a paper by.

    19. Re:Intresting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or at least one that uses GA to evolve towards the desired essay structure.

      Then write your essay, test it, and run it through a couple of iterations to evolve it towards a higher grade.

      Professor-chu, I choose you!

  9. Professor BRENT by subrosas · · Score: 1

    Edward BRENT, not Bent. Cripes, get the man's name right.

    1. Re:Professor BRENT by Nimloth · · Score: 0

      You don't understand, his program was used to auto-correct spelling mistakes...

      websters.com did not recognize brent, so it made the necessary adjustments.

    2. Re:Professor BRENT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it had been an English dictionary instead of a retarded Yank dictionary, it would have known that "brent" is the past tense of "breen".

  10. One percent! by VeryProfessional · · Score: 1

    Brent said he plans to donate 1 percent of profits generated through the sale of the program to the World Wildlife Fund.

    I don't think one percent really puts this guy in the big-league of philanthropy.

    1. Re:One percent! by drivinghighway61 · · Score: 1

      It turns out he was donating to the World Wrestling Federation (now the WWE). Dr. Brent wasn't aware of the name change, and the reporter didn't clarify.

  11. So by Lullabye_Muse · · Score: 1

    No more bullshitting papers at 3 o clock in the morning, guess i'll have to push it back to around midnight when I start for just that extra edge.

  12. Undergrad is usually a waste of teaching resources by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Undergrad professors are usually not too excited about teaching these 18 year-old pizza-faced dorks. The problem is that the kids would rather be out drinking and screwing rather than debating the intricacies of pre vs post agrarian culture in the Southern States and the relationship between that and race relations as they exist today.

    So more power to him. He is unlikely to be getting anything better or more insightful than a parroting of what he has already delivered in his monologues to his class. Same papers, year in and year out. No big deal to grade these kids with an automated program.

  13. Sociology by CHESTER+COPPERPOT · · Score: 1

    I can't believe the program can measure the absolutely complexity and dense empty prose of sociology. Bravo good man!

  14. Wouldn't want to be in his class. by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lazy bastard.

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    1. Re:Wouldn't want to be in his class. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he can video tape himself one year, then the next year he can get the TA to play it back for each class.

    2. Re:Wouldn't want to be in his class. by samtihen · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I go to the University of Missouri. I wouldn't want to be in his class either. Hmm, I don't have enough of the keywords in my paper? How about you actually read the paper you made me write?

      http://sociology.missouri.edu/Faculty_and_Staff/Fa culty/Edward_Brent.html

    3. Re:Wouldn't want to be in his class. by Monkelectric · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This is a perfect example of a professor who needs to be fired.

      The program saves him over 200 hours of DOING HIS FUCKING JOB. If he didnt want to read papers -- hes in the wrong line of work. End of story, finish him.

      The other half of this story is -- universities make students write TONS of worthless papers. Students leave a program having written scores of papers -- and they never learn HOW to write papers. I am amazed at how many college graduates I meet who do not understand formal writing.

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    4. Re:Wouldn't want to be in his class. by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 1

      End of story, finish him.

      Monkelectric wins. Friendship. Friendship?

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    5. Re:Wouldn't want to be in his class. by winwar · · Score: 1

      "The program saves him over 200 hours of DOING HIS FUCKING JOB. If he didnt want to read papers -- hes in the wrong line of work. End of story, finish him."

      Sorry, I disagree. I really doubt there is anything requiring him to actually read anything turned in to him. Heck, his primary job may not be teaching at all (depending upon the University's goals....) If you had read the article, you can challenge your grade and get feedback on your writing. And he does look at all of the papers.Sounds like an improvement to me.

      He gets paid to teach a course. How he teaches it is probably largely up to him. He could eliminate much of the writing. But this program probably allows him to assign more.

      In any case, I doubt there is anything particularly unique about basic papers written for intro courses in ANY discipline. Every argument has probably been stated and rehashed a zillion times. I sure as heck wouldn't want to waste time reading a crappy paper that could have been improved by running it through a computer. I have read papers by college students. Many (most?) would have been improved by sending it through a computer to check for basic grammer (think MS Word).

      "The other half of this story is -- universities make students write TONS of worthless papers."

      Well, in general, the more writing you do, the better you become at it. It's hard to be a good writer if you don't do it much.

      "Students leave a program having written scores of papers -- and they never learn HOW to write papers. I am amazed at how many college graduates I meet who do not understand formal writing."

      And this is a failing of Universities in particular how? If you don't know how to write by the time you are in college, you are already screwed. The University isn't the only one who failed you. Ultimately the only person responsible for their education is the one they see in the mirror every day.

      Ulimately, you had better get used to computers scoring papers. Heck, some places I apply for work use a computerized ranking system (these are professional jobs). You don't rank high enough, well, we won't even consider you.

    6. Re:Wouldn't want to be in his class. by slam+smith · · Score: 1

      Ulimately, you had better get used to computers scoring papers. Heck, some places I apply for work use a computerized ranking system (these are professional jobs). You don't rank high enough, well, we won't even consider you.

      Which overcourse encourages buzzword bingo on resumes

    7. Re:Wouldn't want to be in his class. by Oscar_Wilde · · Score: 1
      The program saves him over 200 hours of DOING HIS FUCKING JOB. If he didnt want to read papers -- hes in the wrong line of work. End of story, finish him.

      Looks like someone didn't read the article. The program doesn't give the final grades for the papers, that is done by hand.

      How the system operates:
      1. Computer reads drafts of papers and gives them a score (this counts for a third of the mark for the paper).
      2. Student gets feedback and continues working on paper.
      3. Student submits paper to the professor who grades it.


      Posting like this saved Monkelectric over 3 minutes of READING THE FUCKING ARTICLE. If he didn't want to read articles -- he's in the wrong line of posting. End of story, finish him.
    8. Re:Wouldn't want to be in his class. by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      Actually, it doesn't say that at all - it merely tells you that "the computer-generated scores count for about a third to a quarter of students' final grade for Brent's class".

      That's the overall class ("course" or "module" for us Brits) - no mention of how those scores get in there. In fact, if it was used to generate a fraction-of-each-paper score you'd expect them to say "count for 1/3 to 1/4 of each paper". Giving a proportion of the final grade for the class suggests that there are several software-marked-only papers, and that is indeed how I read it.

      They do say the students can access the system on the web, but nowhere does it say the system doesn't give the paper's final score, too.

      Sarcasm like this saved Oscar_Wilde over 3 minutes of not READING THE FUCKING ARTICLE properly. If he didn't want to read and assimilate articles -- he's in the wrong line of nit-picking. End of story, finish him. ;-p

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  15. This is rubbish by VeryProfessional · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If a program is really good enough to mark an essay, then reversing the function should allow it to create an essay that is perceived by human assessors to be of good quality. And I suspect we are a long was away from that.

    Has this guy even assessed the correlation between the marks the program gives and the marks he would give?

    1. Re:This is rubbish by subrosas · · Score: 1

      Yes. The whole point of educational assessment is about reliable and valid results. The program recommends "grades" (or some other qualitative code), and the user approves, helping to build the underlying semantic logic or supplies a different "grade," leading to a different underlying logic. This sort of thing has been done before. Supervised machine learning isn't infallible, but it can be useful.

    2. Re:This is rubbish by yesteraeon · · Score: 1

      Maybe he has. But maybe he doesn't REALLY read the essays either. However, just because he hasn't been doing his job up until now is certainly now excuse to do his job less in the future.

    3. Re:This is rubbish by earthbound+kid · · Score: 1

      "Reversing the function?"

      I know you think that sounds clever, but it hurts my head just to think of how wrong that is. Or do you think you can create the perfect SPAM by "reversing the function" of your mail program's Bayesian filter? The mathematical definition of a function is that it gives one particular response to a particular input, not the other way around. You can't just feed in the output ("A+ essay") and try to get the input ("In this paper, I will attempt to prove..."). Functions don't work like that.

  16. What does this say... by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 1

    about the feel of Sociology? :P

    1. Re:What does this say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It says, "would you like fries with that."

    2. Re:What does this say... by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Dunno. But your post says a lot about the American Education System ;)

    3. Re:What does this say... by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 1

      or the value of proofreading before hitting submit...

      Oh well, that's what I hate about touch typing sometimes, since you're not directly concentrating on each letter you type, sometimes your brain slips in silly substitutions like that.

    4. Re:What does this say... by KnightStalker · · Score: 1

      Hey, my girlfriend is in Sociology...

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    5. Re:What does this say... by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

      Dunno. But your post says a lot about the American Education System ;)

      Please pardon my criticism, good sir, but your own post does little to compliment the schools of Australia.

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  17. And talent may remain unfound by cbreaker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sure, you could be great at grammar and sentence structure. You could be an ace at using proper english.

    But how would hidden talent and creativity be found? How will the teacher know if his students are actually trying hard to write their papers when all he does is check the thing with a computer program?

    It's a really terrible idea and I think it's really cheezy. Ohh, he saved some time. So does that mean he now gets paid less? Does this automation get the students a discount? Yea, right.

    If I'm going to put a lot of work into writing an interesting paper about something, I want someone to read it.

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    1. Re:And talent may remain unfound by jptechnical · · Score: 1

      Damn Straight!

      What is the point if no human reads your submission?

      I personally would feel ripped off if I spent all that money on school only to find out my 'Creative Work' was validated by a machine.

      Even in an analytical class a persons personality can be seen in their work, good or bad it is there and should be taken into consideration.

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      Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
    2. Re:And talent may remain unfound by JanneM · · Score: 1

      But how would hidden talent and creativity be found? How will the teacher know if his students are actually trying hard to write their papers when all he does is check the thing with a computer program?

      The subject is sociology, not English or creative writing. The papers test your undestanding of the subject matter and nothing else. If anything, being "creative" probably makes your argument needlessly hard to follow and obscures the subject matter, which is a bad thing. Being formulaic and boring means your text is easily parseable by people that know the field, which is a good thing.

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    3. Re:And talent may remain unfound by RovingSlug · · Score: 1
      But how would hidden talent and creativity be found?

      It's a first year introductory course, which is teaching logic structure, vocabulary, and just plain good paper writing (which the student definitely need). They'll have three more years to express their hidden talent, but they first need the basics hammered into them.

      Ohh, he saved some time.

      My lord, this is Slashdot of all places. What happened to "working smarter not harder". Or the three great virtues of computer programming: Laziness Impatience Hubris?

    4. Re:And talent may remain unfound by arodland · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is school we're talking about. Being talented and creative are dangerous and not recommended. Trying hard only means that you wasted more of your time than the next guy. If you want to write something and actually have it read, try the intarweb. Or write a book.

    5. Re:And talent may remain unfound by GileadGreene · · Score: 1
      This is school we're talking about. Being talented and creative are dangerous and not recommended. Trying hard only means that you wasted more of your time than the next guy.

      That depends on whether your in school simply to get a grade and a ticket to a job, or to actually learn something.

      My own feeling is that, given the amount of money and time that gets invested in the average college degree, you might as well learn something. Will it make you more likely to get a job than the next guy? Probably not. But it is likely to make you a more valuable employee in the long term (if money's what you care about), and more effective at achieving your own long-term goals in life as well.

    6. Re:And talent may remain unfound by DrEasy · · Score: 1

      TFA says that the prof still reads all the papers. As long as you don't rely entirely on the program, I say anything that can improve the quality and efficiency of the grading should be welcome.

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    7. Re:And talent may remain unfound by winwar · · Score: 1

      "How will the teacher know if his students are actually trying hard to write their papers when all he does is check the thing with a computer program?"

      With all due respect, who gives a flying F@#$?!? Should I be rewarded for trying really hard even if I suck at what I do? The grade is based (in theory) on how well you meet the goals. Not how hard you tried.

      "If I'm going to put a lot of work into writing an interesting paper about something, I want someone to read it."

      I may be going out on a limb here, but I am willing to say there is virtually nothing interesting about papers written in introductory courses of any kind to anyone that is an expert in the field. They may be interesting to you, because you didn't previously know the information. It's closer to "if I have to read a poor explanation of a basic tenet of my field one more time, I'm going to kill someone..."

      Hell, in reality, the paper is probably not interesting to anyone outside the course either....

      Look, it would be a bad idea in a creative writing course or even an upper level course. But in an intro level course, I see no problem.

    8. Re:And talent may remain unfound by parvati · · Score: 1

      I disagree. Perhaps this is true for some (the majority?) of schools, but there are schools out there where the professors are there to *teach*. If you come in willing to learn and to respond to critiques, they will do their very best to turn you into a smarter person. This is probably more true to small liberal arts schools than for universities (for whom undergrads are generally viewed as a source of income), but such places out are there.

    9. Re:And talent may remain unfound by darkest_light · · Score: 1
      As an undergraduate student, I can just about promise you that it's only the over-achievers who will ever write multiple essay drafts and submit them to the machine.

      The rest of us will just write our papers the night before, and at that point there isn't time to come up with elaborate methods to trick the program.

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  18. Pretty by SoloFlyer2 · · Score: 0, Funny

    Now all the people who seem to think they need to spend 4 hours coloring borders and using alternating pink and purple pens arent going to get any extra marks.

    Are we trying to strip the creative juices away from people, and actually require them to write a good essay?

    "Long live black system font on white paper!"

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    "I reject your reality, and substitute my own" - Adam Savage
  19. Columbia *College*, not University by bitmsk · · Score: 0

    Editors, please respect my alma mater and use the right name. Is it asking too much to check?

    1. Re:Columbia *College*, not University by SetiAlphaOne · · Score: 1

      While there is a Columbia College, this article refers to The University of Missouri in Columbia, MO... a.k.a. Mizzou.

  20. Re:Undergrad is usually a waste of teaching resour by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

    I would be more impressed if he had come up with a way to get rid of the parroting and got his students to write some original stuff. But I'm not a college professor so what do I know about education.

  21. Neither than new, nor a silly idea by crmartin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Look Tom Landauer's work at University of Colorado.

    It makes more sense than you'd think: it turns out that knowledgable essays in a particular domain cluster statistically in useful ways. Yes, it does mean that something like Molly Bloom's Soliloquy wouldn't necessarily score very well, but then if you didn't know it wsa a Nobel Prize winning classic, would you think it was well written?

    1. Re:Neither than new, nor a silly idea by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 1

      but then if you didn't know it wsa a Nobel Prize winning classic, would you think it was well written?

      James Joyce won the Nobel Prize?

      There's also something fundamentally puzzling about the idea of literature which you don't "know" is well written until someone tells you.

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    2. Re:Neither than new, nor a silly idea by crmartin · · Score: 1

      Well, darn, I woulda sworn.

      but I agree with your other point: there *is* something fundamentally strange about that notion. On the other hand, who would get started with Chaucer nowadays unless there was someone to say "this is good"?

      I don't know the answer: I really *like* Joyce, a few pages at a time, but on the other hand I've got a half-dozen books on Ulysses alone. It it requires that much explanation, is it literature or a word puzzle?

      Or can it be both?

  22. From TFA... by Nimloth · · Score: 0
    The product costs $399 for schools and $699 for businesses per copy.

    How much does it cost for the Students' Essay Generator version?

  23. More importantly... by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What does this say about the field of Sociology? :P

    1. Re:More importantly... by Joey7F · · Score: 1, Insightful

      My physics teacher gave me an excellent joke/anecdote on this subject.

      A physics professor goes to the provost of the university and says that he needs 2 million dollars to build a particle accelerator. The provost shakes his head and says "You physics profs and your damn requests for money. Why can't you be more like the math department, they only need pencils, paper and trashcans. Or better yet, why not like the sociologists, all they need is paper and pencil."

      From what I notice, most of the time a great vocabulary is an adequate substitution for original thought. I have bullshitted through my share of courses with interesting turns of phrases but little to no creativity. Works with most of the liberal arts degree programs. So insofar as that generalization is true, the grading is nearly automatic anyway.

      --Joey

    2. Re:More importantly... by DrEasy · · Score: 1

      That it can be formalized easily? Maybe it's a hard science after all! ;-)

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      "In our tactical decisions, we are operating contrary to our strategic interest."
    3. Re:More importantly... by Illserve · · Score: 1

      Here's a good quote from the article:

      Students have challenged the scores, but if they don't use the right lingo in their papers, they're out of luck. "In sociology, we want them to learn the terms," Brent said

      Awesome!

    4. Re:More importantly... by ZX-3 · · Score: 0

      "Psychology is the study of the obvious.
      Sociology is the study of the blatently obvious."
      -- Anon.

  24. Robo-teachers by werewolf1031 · · Score: 1
    How long before he's replaced entirely by his own program to cut down on staff costs?

    Didn't the Jetsons already have this? :)

    And where the hell's my fold-up flying car...

  25. "the Columbia, Mo., University" ? by spin2cool · · Score: 2, Insightful

    FWIW, this prof is at the University of Missouri (in Columbia, MO).

    Gee - you'd think the submitter could RTFA...

  26. Tenure by aratuk · · Score: 1

    The guy probably has tenure, and will never be replaced by his own program. Also, there's a lot more to being a professor than interacting with students/grading their papers.

    They might quit hiring grad students as TA's, though...

  27. Sociology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A program to do a sociology professor's job? I can do that.

    (defun grade-essay (essay)
    'A)

  28. Developed with NSF money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ... but costs $400 a copy. Software developed with NSF (taxpayer) money should have to be open source!

  29. Cheating? Teaching! by ImaLamer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why not give the program to the English department and use it for teaching?

    Would be great for high-school students. Have students write an essay or paper and analyze it right in front of them. Then the program highlights their errors (or what the program perceives as an error). Even better, complaining students would help fix bugs in the software because they know their intent - they could send off a highlighted error-ridden version to the developers with an explanation of why they think they are right.

    Better yet, give it to everyone! It's not like you can cheat, you still have to rewrite and resubmit your papers. Shit, I say build it into text boxes on slashdot and wikipedia to start!

    please do not hold this post to the standard of the Qualrus (real page of the software)

    1. Re:Cheating? Teaching! by jonadab · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > Why not give the program to the English department and use it for teaching?

      That would be counterproductive. If the program actually works with even 70% reliability, I'll eat my hat. In other words, I guarantee it's worse than the average student. Natural language processing is AI-complete. Every six months somebody claims to have solved the problem, and it always turns out to be another Eliza ("Did you come to me because the fact that question that concerns you is the real reason?") or babelfish ("To celebrate the score and seven years, our suffered ancestors brought ahead on this continent a new nation, taken in freedom and devoted to the proposal which all gecreeerde people are equal") or, frequently, even worse.

      "I have a computer program that understands English sentences" is roughly the same as "I have some really great real estate a quarter-mile north of downtown Chicago that will fetch a fortune on the market, but because I'm in a hurry I'll let you have it for half price."

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    2. Re:Cheating? Teaching! by mzieg · · Score: 1

      I have a chocolate hat I'll sell you for half-price.

    3. Re:Cheating? Teaching! by Acer500 · · Score: 1

      It still beats nothing (and I do use Babelfish from time to time. Had to look up Eliza and found it funny :-)

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  30. Well aren't you wonderful. by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Rip-off merchant.

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  31. Regurgitation by dcclark · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It works by scanning text for keywords, phrases and language patterns.

    Which is to say, this prof is asking students to regurgitate data. Given, a certain level of base knowledge is necessary in any class and topic, and regurgitation (aka parroting) is an easy way to check that base knowledge. If a paper is assigned on a particular topic that they've been studying, then this sort of program can easily check for base level ability to spit back key words and phrases.

    But, I seriously doubt that the class is ONLY about that base knowledge -- or that the program can reasonably check for anything more. I've had classes where the prof or graders did basically the same thing that this program does (i.e. check only for key words, phrases, and patterns they want to see), and I have little respect for those profs.

    If you don't want to put even a basic amount of effort into checking a paper, don't assign it -- find some better way to check students' progress.

    1. Re:Regurgitation by honkycat · · Score: 1

      The article states that the software is not used for all the papers -- final papers are read and graded by hand. I'm not sure whether that means several versions of each paper are assigned (draft, edit, then final) or whether final project type papers are the only ones graded by hand, but that seems reasonable to me -- it allows more papers to be assigned. Even if they're not graded as insightfully as by a human, the way you get better at writing is to write a lot.

      As someone else mentioned, it's very helpful to get detailed feedback about your writing. However, you don't NEED that feedback at every step to get better. Just going through the process, thinking through the arguments, and writing them down forces you to learn. If you are writing something, even just for yourself, every week, you will naturally improve. Plus, you will gain the ability to do so quickly -- a necessary skill for academia.

      Sure, if you can't write AT ALL, then you are going to need a lot of feedback to even get your papers to a coherent level -- you're not going to be able to use self-directed feedback at all. But if you can't write coherently, you really shouldn't be learning that skill in a sociology class. You should be learning the particulars of writing pertinent to that discipline, but mostly using the papers as a way to learn the sociology material.

      Overall, I think this seems reasonable if used judiciously, and it sounds to me like the professor does so.

    2. Re:Regurgitation by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      So basically, this is a sophisticated version of Slashdot's lameness filter?

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  32. probably not by PerlDudeXL · · Score: 1

    he most likely still has to proof-read them if a student is not happy with his grade.

  33. its things like these.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that make me hate post secondary institutions more and more. Its simply more of a monopoly than it is to help society progress. So you pay thousands of dollars a year only to be taught by a student teacher and now professors wont even go through essays ? Say what you wish about universities but the fact remains that its a bit overated and in some cases not worth the investement.

  34. Just as bad as plagarism by Japong · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This one is just nuts. Why on earth am I writing essays which are going to be marked automatically by a machine? It's bad enough that scantron cards have found their way into subjects where they're totally irrelevant (a multiple-choice test for a university level Shakespeare course?), this is just another reason why post-secondary education has become increasingly less complete.

    If he's allowed to use a machine to save him the effort of reading an essay, I should be able to use a machine so I don't have to go through the effort of writing one. Trust me, as arduous as it is to read a 20 page essay on the relative merits of liquid rubber concrete compound fasteners, writing it takes a lot more effort, a lot more time, and it damn well deserves to be read by the professor who assigned it.

    1. Re:Just as bad as plagarism by PickyH3D · · Score: 1
      This just encourages them to assign more complex, longer, and meaningless assignments since they do not even have to read them.

      Professor: Oh, you have more classes than just this one? That sucks, because it takes me a few seconds to grade your 50 page paper. Did I mention I do nothing else for my [LARGE] paycheck and probably have a TA teaching the class at least part of the week? Also, did you notice I probably barely work nine months out of the year [even if I do teach summer school courses], but will likely get paid more than most graduates from here?

      I have always had very little respect for my former professors. Here's another reason.

    2. Re:Just as bad as plagarism by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      Why on earth am I writing essays which are going to be marked automatically by a machine?

      Why on earth are you taking a sociology course?

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    3. Re:Just as bad as plagarism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Effort is not consistent with knowledge. Some people will require an immense amount of effort to write a given paper. Some people require virtually none. Example: I was required to write a short essay in the span of an hour and a half. It ran four pages. The essay took absolutely no effort on my part, yet I gave a brief overview of the effects of mobile communications technologies on human interaction and communication. I breezed through the essay, handed it in, and scored a perfect grade. Another person slaved away, barely finished their's, and got a grade half of mine.

      (Unfortunately, most classes I've attended in my life grade on visible effort rather than how well the material is known. So, I attend school merely to see how hard I can work? I came under the impression I was supposed to learn.)

      Effort is not consistent with knowledge. Easy for some; hard for others.

    4. Re:Just as bad as plagarism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      Are you really paying your college for manhours of work? I thought you were after skills and knowledge. Among the things you get out of college, the ability to communicate well is important! Even if your prof doesn't read the paper, your ability to write in various forms (tech report, sales pitch, etc) will be second to your competence/brilliance in your field in determining your worth:

      Neither is enough alone.
      Average-to-good skills at both are better than the two abilities being lopsided. In one case, you're a PHB or worse. In the other, you'll get taken advantage of or be unappreciated or whatever.

      The professor *reading* the 20pp paper has ZERO to do with your getting good at communicating. Good feedback is everything, whether it comes from an editor, colleagues, a teacher, your mom or spouse, or a program.

      As for automating the writing, feel free. But I suspect you'll learn that it's easiest to write some wrapper paragraphs and interpretations for data from spreadsheets, charts and graphs, data queries, generated reports... they'll be doing that very sort of 'makework' for you. The good news is, you're probably gonna have plenty of chances for automation, because you'll need the same reports done over and over and over and over and....zzz-zz.

      The bad news is, nobody will read most of these reports. Get used to it. But when they do, they will prefer good reports to bad ones.

    5. Re:Just as bad as plagarism by ediron2 · · Score: 1
      This one is just nuts. Why on earth am I writing essays which are going to be marked automatically by a machine? ... I should be able to use a machine so I don't have to go through the effort of writing one. ... writing it ... damn well deserves to be read by the professor who assigned it.
      Damn straight!! I said this same thing to my supervisor, who didn't read all of my status reports or email. At first he disagreed, but I held my ground.

      Oh, and I'm still looking for a job, if anyone's got any leads.

    6. Re:Just as bad as plagarism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try reading the article next time and maybe you won't look like such a goober in public.

  35. Qualrus wasn't initially intended for essays by subrosas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just wanted to point out that the software was created originally for the purpose of qualitative coding. Grading essays is one of several other applications it has proved capable of addressing.

  36. Re:Undergrad is usually a waste of teaching resour by sumirain · · Score: 2

    So the 1% of us who go to college because we enjoy learning about our field should just drop out and go drink and screw. I see.

  37. So What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a student at Mizzou, I've got to say this is a complete non-issue. I hadn't even heard of this until it showed up on the front page, and I've worked extensively with the campus media.

    Yes, its cool - if it really works.

    But just how subjective is it? Can it vary its level of criticality, or are all papers graded against a rigid standard? There's little doubt that setting a single bar will lead to problems - both with students never being able to write well enough, and with students who write far above that bar.

    I think it's great the program is around; put it out there, give it to the writing improvement center and the Campus Writing Project, let people test their drafts against it. But use it as a learning & improvement tool, not just an automatic grader. That's what TA's are for.

    1. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, name me one thing more important that a professor does than training the next generation of people in his/her field.

      I believe implicit in your statement is the word 'undergraduate', which makes your request easy to fulfill. The "next generation of people in his/her field" are the graduate students in the department, which I'm sure receive more advice and help. Most specifically, the training of the next generation you speak of is done through the advisor/advisee relationship in graduate schools. This of course is very important, but what you're talking about is grading freshman paper's for an intro course. This patently is not the professor's main job, nor should it be. Undergraduate education is there to subsidize research and paying the graduate students to perform it. Is this all news to you?

  38. i don't see why his studenrs would be doing better by wintermute1000 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I was required to take a lot of writing classes for my college (and still haven't finished them all) and I've observed the quality of my writing go up appreciably since I began school. However, the reason I've become a better writer is because my essay graders write copious comments about where I'm going wrong in my papers and what I should do to improve - and they read the next paper I write for the class with those things in mind, and tell me whether I've improved sicne the last one.

    The article didn't say anything about what kind of feedback the program provides, but I can't imagine it's anywhere near as helpful as the paragraph-long evaluations of my logic, style, and structure, which I got back with every paper I ever turned in, and I'd be impressed but surprised if his program took each student's previous weaknesses into account in the course of the evaluation. In writing, practicing can only do so much - the real help is in constructive feedback, and I just can't imagine where these students are getting it if not from the human graders of their papers.

  39. Wait until Microsoft gets their hands on THIS! by Paperweight · · Score: 2, Funny

    Introducing Microsoft Virtual Staircase XP Professor Edition 2000 Plus. Tired of moving up and down staircases to determine the flight distance and grades of your thrown paper essays? Enter the 21st century with MSVSXPPE2kP, Microsofts solution to choosing winners. Previously only available to in-house project managers for debugging code, it is now available for only $349.95!

  40. Nice try but no Sugar by AvatarofVirgo · · Score: 0

    We all ready have machines to grade test. I forgot what you call them but you fill in the dots with a pencil and the teacher uses a machine to grade it.

    Other than that any thing more complicated then multiple choice or True or false requires the intellect and judgment of a human mind that no program will ever be able to do.

  41. GMAT exam has been doing this for awhile now... by Golgafrinchan · · Score: 5, Informative
    The company who administers the GMAT (Graduate Management Admission Test) has been using a computer grader for the analytical writing portion of the exam for several years now. They call it the e-rater. Both a human and the e-rater grade every essay.

    According to ETS, the e-rater agrees with the human grader 98% of the time.

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    1. Re:GMAT exam has been doing this for awhile now... by Barnoid · · Score: 1

      According to ETS, the e-rater agrees with the human grader 98% of the time.

      Wow, and I tought the human grader had to agree with the e-rater.
      What happens if the e-rater thinks the humen grader's score is not appropriate? Get fired ...?

    2. Re:GMAT exam has been doing this for awhile now... by TheOriginalRevdoc · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, but that's for an entrance exam. The essay author isn't expecting to learn anything from the experience; they don't even expect to see their work again.

      However, an essay written for a course isn't just graded; the student has every right to expect specific feedback on their work. How else are they supposed to learn? I don't see a grading program providing useful feedback, except maybe some vague generalities.

      The best tutor I ever had - out of many, over many years of university courses - put a huge effort into providing students with feedback. All our work came back with very detailed comments inserted into the text where they were relevant. (This is was using Word and Track Changes.) As a result, we learned a huge amount very quickly. The grades actually seemed pretty secondary compared to that.

    3. Re:GMAT exam has been doing this for awhile now... by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      Yes, this is true.

      Here is an academic paper describing e-rater:
      http://acl.ldc.upenn.edu/P/P98/P98-1032.pdf

      Here is a site where you can try it for yourself:
      http://www.ets.org/scoreitnow/

    4. Re:GMAT exam has been doing this for awhile now... by sv0f · · Score: 1

      According to ETS, the e-rater agrees with the human grader 98% of the time.

      This is the key point. For several years now there have been algorithms capable of assigning grades to expository essays written by high school, college, and I believe even medical school students. The mark of success is that these grades correlate with the grades assigned by a human grader at the same level as the grades assigned by two human graders correlated with one another.

      These algorithms do not take the standard AI/NLP route. They do not attempt to parse essays, represent their meaning, and compare this against a standard. Instead, they are statistical in nature. They are given a huge database of texts in the area being grade. Word collocations are tabulated (e.g., how many times the words "Linux" and "GNU" appear in the same text). This information is then reduced via Singular Value Decomposition. The result is effectively a "semantic space" for the domain.

      To grade a student's essay, just reduce it to its unique words. This defines a vector in the semantic space. Compute the angle between this vector and vectors representing a range of essays that have been graded by humans. Assign the student's essay a grade based on these similarities (e.g., the grade of the essay to which it is most congruent).

      What's remarkable about these techniques is that they're pretty robust against deliberate attempts to game them. You can just write a nonsense essay that seems to have the correct words. There are many controlled studies on this by many different labs. Google "LSA grading" for more. One of the developers of LSA now head a research group at Microsoft (Susan Dumais). Many of the others have started a company.

  42. An easier solution by bonch · · Score: 0, Insightful

    It seems like, instead of creating computer programs to grade essays, perhaps the schools should, you know, hire more teachers or pay the ones they have better! Couldn't this guy just hire a human assistant? There are plenty of people out there with education degrees who would enjoy having his job.

    1. Re:An easier solution by winwar · · Score: 1

      I'll let you in on a little secret. My best teachers were often the ones that assigned the most work (generally essays). Not one of them liked grading them. It sucked. I can confirm that.

      Not to mention, it is difficult to grade simple short answers on a test consistently. Much less essays.

      Computers are great at being consistent. Sure, they may not recognize novel writing or great arguments, but if they can take much of the drudgery out of the process AND improve consistency, why not? I mean, what is the greatest complaint about scoring on essays? X got a better grade than me because the teacher liked him/her better, the teacher didn't like my argument, etc. If you can show, objectively, that well, your paper sucked grammer wise, it removes a lot of the potential for whining.

  43. Re:Undergrad is usually a waste of teaching resour by aussie_a · · Score: 1

    He is unlikely to be getting anything better or more insightful than a parroting of what he has already delivered in his monologues to his class.

    Perhaps he would get more then parroting if he encouraged more and used a marking system that rewarded those who did. I use to put a lot of effort into my assignments, and I'd get good marks. Now I put so-so effort into them and guess what, I get the same marks. The system doesn't encourage effort.

  44. APRIL FOOLS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    APRIL FOOLS!!! ... oh wait, its the 4th... nevermind

    1. Re:APRIL FOOLS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      APRIL FOOLS!!! (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday April 08, @12:56AM (#12173143) how the fuck is it the 4th?

  45. College is for parrots by retro128 · · Score: 1

    The computer-generated scores count for about a third to a quarter of students' final grade for Brent's class. Students have challenged the scores, but if they don't use the right lingo in their papers, they're out of luck. "In sociology, we want them to learn the terms," Brent said.

    It disturbs me that this program was actually approved for school wide use. Yes, yes. Never mind the content or the thoughts expressed in the paper. We just want you to use buzzwords.

    This automatic grading business is not the only thing that bugs me. I have friends in college who are afraid to express their true opinion in their writing for classes because their professors have been known to flunk papers that don't agree with their personal views.

    Can someone please explain to me why college is important again?

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    -R
    1. Re:College is for parrots by realityfighter · · Score: 1

      I have to say, while I know that college profs have a nasty reputation for being biased, I have NEVER failed a paper for disagreeing with one. One of the best scores I ever got was from a paper where I countered my professor's analysis, that she had published in the textbook for the course.

      It seems to me that the rule only applies if your paper is pretty bad to begin with. Counterexamples, anyone?

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      A strain of paranoid prevention can be worse than the disease, whate'er the intention.
    2. Re:College is for parrots by honkycat · · Score: 1

      Don't discount the necessity of knowing buzzwords if you want to succeed in a field. If you want to contribute to a complex field, you MUST know the buzzwords (i.e., jargon, the specialized language of the field) and you MUST use them correctly. Otherwise, you're wasting your readers' time -- time they should be using to understand your carefully crafted argument, not trying to figure out what basic concept you are talking about.

      You're right, that's not ALL there is to it -- obviously you also need to learn to make the arguments and generally write well. However, it's not unreasonable to get a poor grade in a sociology course because you turned in a well-crafted paper that didn't use sociological vocabulary.

    3. Re:College is for parrots by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      *Can someone please explain to me why college is important again?*

      because you learn to deal with asshats.

      and brent seems to just want people who spout the same blah blah blah text as was shown to him before - not advancement. tells you a bit of what kind of school it is, it's for churning out useless dweebs. never mind if the term is used correctly.

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  46. Re:Undergrad is usually a waste of teaching resour by aussie_a · · Score: 1

    I would be more impressed if he had come up with a way to get rid of the parroting and got his students to write some original stuff.

    Give failing marks to those who parrot and give high marks for those who write "some original stuff."

    Don't need to be a brain surgeon to create such a system.

  47. How long... by DarkMantle · · Score: 1

    For this argument assume the following...
    "English" teachers mean those that mark essays, stories and the like
    "other" teachers are math, science, geography, and others that rely more on the formulae or understanding of principals.

    How long until the "other" (non-english-type) teachers want a rais for doing more work then the "english" teachers. Since you know "english" teachers won't take a pay cut just because thier workload got reduced.

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    1. Re:How long... by mooingyak · · Score: 2, Funny

      What makes you think that the English teachers get paid as much as the math/science guys, especially at a college level?

      My father was a high school math teacher. One day, a new assistant principal came by the math & science department lounge and told the chairman of the department (a physics teacher) that he didn't approve of the way he dressed (wearing jeans). The department chair replied "I was passing by the unemployment office the other day. I saw a whole line of assistant principals but not one tenured physics teacher." He wasn't bothered again.

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      William of Ockham had no beard. The most likely explanation is that it was chewed off by squirrels every morning.
    2. Re:How long... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      You forgot the "First Post" script. Should not be too difficult to write :-)

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  48. punks by sPaKr · · Score: 1

    The prof got an NSF grant to write a program, and now is going to charge people for that. NSF should force CC and GPL for all work products as part of the grant. Why did I pay taxes for him to get a hand out to turn around an charge me for access.

  49. TESTED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I tested Pro Brent's essay grading program with my essay grading program grader. It discerned content, paragraph structure,argument flow, and monthly flow. After long seconds of calculations and two reboots, I recieved the answer of "49"

  50. The program DOES NOT grade the essays! by rainwalker · · Score: 5, Informative

    From TFA, which apparently no one has read yet:
    "The final papers, which he does read, are usually much better as a result of Qualrus, too."

    There you go! For the reading and comprehension impaired, here's a summary of what's actually happening, which even the reporter didn't get:
    1. Students write a draft of their essay, which they then upload via a Web form to this program
    2. The program gives them a score on various parts of their essay, giving them valuable feedback on what needs to be improved.
    3. Students improve the pieces of their essay that the program suggests.
    4. Students submit the final draft to the professor, who reads and grades each one by hand. Due to steps 1-3, the quality of the final draft is much higher.

    This sounds like a great thing to me. Wish I had something similar for my students. I don't have the time to read through dozens of drafts for every student. Too bad I'm not in sociology.

    1. Re:The program DOES NOT grade the essays! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I just submitted this entire thread with the web form, but it seg faulted at the post with the hedgehogs.

    2. Re:The program DOES NOT grade the essays! by VeryProfessional · · Score: 5, Informative

      From TFA:

      The computer-generated scores count for about a third to a quarter of students' final grade for Brent's class.

      There you go! Make sure you RTFA very carefully before accusing others of being reading and comprehension impaired.

    3. Re:The program DOES NOT grade the essays! by KingSkippus · · Score: 2

      From the sound of it, I think that the "third to a quarter of students' final grade" is like credit for a homework assignment--doing the first draft and submitting it to be machine-graded. The other 2/3 to 3/4 is probably the grade on the final essay.

      I have a Spanish class, and in it, we have to work machine-graded WebCT multiple-choice and fill-in-the-blank exercises. It counts for some credit as our homework, but the lion's share of our grade comes from our manually graded written exercises and our test.

      My point is, as the parent suggested, it sounds like he's right--the program's assessment of your work is not the grade you receive on the essay. Likely, it is merely credit given for going through the time and effort of having it check your work before you turn in the final product.

    4. Re:The program DOES NOT grade the essays! by wintermute1000 · · Score: 1

      I appreciate your clarification. I read the quote from TFA that you cited above to mean that the class had several papers, only the final one of which was read by an actual professor, the rest of which were entirely graded by computer. Your version makes more sense (pedagogically and grammatically) and I am happy to believe it. So it's more like having a compiler with verbose options turned on than an autograding program. I've always kind of wanted a compiler for my papers.

    5. Re:The program DOES NOT grade the essays! by urbaer · · Score: 1

      From TFA, which apparently no one has read yet
      Jeez... who has time to read every article? I just get my little program to jump into the link and produce a clever response... sadly the response is only clever around 2% of the time... this is not one of those times, sadly.

      Wish I had something similar for my students.
      Um... From TFA, The product costs $399 for schools and $699 for businesses per copy.

    6. Re:The program DOES NOT grade the essays! by JesusCigarettes · · Score: 1

      here you go! Make sure you RTFA very carefully before accusing others of being reading and comprehension impaired.

      Aw, give him a break. He probably used a computer program to read the article and criticize other people's posts.

    7. Re:The program DOES NOT grade the essays! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the GP was just a draft reply and he submitted it to the wrong URL.

    8. Re:The program DOES NOT grade the essays! by Daktaklakpak · · Score: 1

      that's actually really interesting--his system allows you to get feedback while you're working on the essay. how many times have you gotten a problem set or an essay back weeks after you turned it in, and didn't bother reading the comments? i mean, what's the point right? it's after the fact, you already got your fuckin' grade! something which will give you feedback BEFORE you actually submit your final product will force you to sit up and take notice. he's using people's desire for a better grade to stimulate learning.

    9. Re:The program DOES NOT grade the essays! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Final papers", not "final drafts", as in, the last essay (of several) that the students submit.

      Not the final version/revision/edition of a single essay. But as you rightly point out, only the reading and comprehension impaired wouldn't have understood that.

  51. Devil's Advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    There's something to the idea, but not necessarily the way it is being used here.

    Suppose you have a stack of papers to grade. Even a simple tool (not really a big step beyond spelling and grammar checkers) could help to triage the papers.

    Then you can skim the bad papers looking for redeeming ideas, read the good papers in detail looking for reasons not to give top marks, and read the middle papers with an eye to both.

    Of course once you've done this once for a given class, you can probably pre-bin them by who wrote them...

    1. Re:Devil's Advocate by monstermonster · · Score: 1

      The first pass isn't necessarily the hardest, though - it is nice to be able to eliminate the A's and the F's quickly, as they are the easiest to grade (the A's don't need your help, and the F's are usually beyond it). It's those guys in the middle that suck down your time - those mildly redeemable characters that you can't just outright praise or flunk are the worst. Once you get past the bad grammar and the rotten spelling, that's where the real work begins. As for really being able to analyze those papers for content and so on? Give me a break. Real NLP may claim to "theoretically" be able to do honest-to-God worthwhile semantic and rhetorical analysis, but anyone who tries to convince you they have a working system that really does worthwhile analysis of actual texts has some swampland in Florida to sell you too.

  52. Universities are a waste of tution then? by xtal · · Score: 1

    I don't know about about agrarian culture, but I do know I paid good money to be properly taught the fundamentals of my field. Those fundamentals are the basis for ALL that follows in an engineering program, and you are seriously F'd later on if you don't have an intimate understanding. I worked my ass off to attend university, and I damn well expected to be taught.

    There is a certain degree of acceptance of this attitude in academia and it DISGUSTS me.

    I can't speak for others, but I know that this just sickens me. A computer program cannot understand ideas yet; nor can it make adjustments for less than perfect mastery of the english language.

    Perhaps he should commision an optical recognition system, so he can automatically measure the margins and line spacing.

    I'd love to get a copy of this program so it could be demonstrated how badly it could be gamed. In fact, if this person was so confident he was basing his marks on it, maybe he should share this teaching wonder with the world.

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  53. More Feedback by subrosas · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually Ed Brent encourages his students to use Qualrus on earlier drafts of the papers. This provides immediate, extensive feedback. And by "extensive" I mean more detailed and descriptive comments than those that a single teacher/TA could supply for each and every paper in a large lecture. The immediacy of this feeback is what is really important - immediacy is KEY to learning.

  54. At least better than... by jtbauki · · Score: 1

    ...some of my humanities professors. Sometimes I would write and rewrite and end up with a B. Other times, I wait until the last minute and make up some bull**** and I get an A. At least with this program you know what you're getting...

    1. Re:At least better than... by rynthetyn · · Score: 1

      Hey, that still doesn't top my one professor for a required class on the cultural heritage of the west--for one test, he gave us a take home essay, with part of the assignment being to write the question. I just came up with a question that I knew I could answer with minimal effort but I knew would look good and spent less than an hour on a 3 page answer and ended up with a solid A.

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  55. security through obscurity? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    Perhps here is a case where it works.

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    Engineering is the art of compromise.
    1. Re:security through obscurity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real programmers have 2 fingers or one finger and a clock.

  56. KISS by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1
    Ye gads! So much complexity for such a simple task. Assigning a letter grade to a piece of paper.

    There's a much easier way. Think about it: There are six letter grades, right? A,B,C,D,E and F.

    A D6 has six side, and only takes a couple seconds to roll. Heck, you can batch roll them, if you want.

    36D6 = marks for your whole class. Tah-dah!

  57. My Essay On Cyberspeak Just Got An F by nick_davison · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine it being used to grade a paper on something like cyberspeak?

    "You got an F. You were going to get a near perfect grade for your frequent use of direct quotes but it turns out our sentence structure and grammar were terrible and your logical flow was next-to-non-existant."

  58. slashdot should licence this by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

    and dispense with moderation. Just have a perl script determine if a post is insightful, funny, redundant or troll.

    Now that I think about it, I would just be thankful if they integrated a simple spelling and grammer checker for the editors.

    1. Re:slashdot should licence this by icefaerie · · Score: 1

      Grammar, even?

    2. Re:slashdot should licence this by KnightStalker · · Score: 1

      Okay, Camel Pilot has evidently been around for a while, but does (s)he look like an editor to you? Jeez, kids these days. Normal users should of course retain the drunk-ass grammar and creative spelling we're used to. It's Our Right.

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      * And remember, it's spelled N-e-t-s-c-a-p-e, but it's pronounced "Mozilla."
  59. this is olds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's the big deal? Automated scoring of essays is nothing new.

    http://acl.ldc.upenn.edu/P/P98/P98-1032.pdf

  60. Buffer overflow by Hobadee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How long until a student specially crafts a paper which causes a buffer-overflow, followed by code to install spyware which makes all his papers recieve a perfect grade?

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    1. Re:Buffer overflow by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 1

      Having seen the quality of University students lately, I think that's been happening for a while now.

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    2. Re:Buffer overflow by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      While he could certainly install spyware (e.g. to find out the questions of the next test), I don't see how this would be required or even helpful in getting a perfect grade on his papers. For that, he'd probably better do some modification on the grading data (like, giving the appearance of his name in the author line an unusual high score).

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    3. Re:Buffer overflow by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Constructing a buffer overflow is practically impossible without access to a test platform. You'd have to be omniscient. I suppose he could hack in to the professor's system and steal the source code...

  61. Re:Undergrad is usually a waste of teaching resour by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    Thats what i did. Now i'm screwed at trying to learn my field why trying to do the job. I think i'l have another beer.

  62. Taxpayer ripoff? by ortholattice · · Score: 1
    From the article: "Brent, who received a $100,000 grant from the National Science Foundation to develop Qualrus, is now looking for distributors for the product. ... The product costs $399 for schools and $699 for businesses per copy."

    So our tax dollars paid for the program's development, which is now going to enrich Brent? Why isn't this program released to public domain or GPL?

    1. Re:Taxpayer ripoff? by mbrother · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hmm...the NSF grant provisions I recall seeing the last time I submitted one discouraged, or even ruled out, supporting commerical activities. This does sound a bit funny to me, too.

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      Professor of Astronomy, Author of Spider Star & Star Dragon (Tor)
    2. Re:Taxpayer ripoff? by SetiAlphaOne · · Score: 1

      Mod Parent Up.

      The article doesn't specify where profit goes aside from the measly 1% to the World Wildlife Fund... did the taxpayers vote on that?

      All profit should either go toward future research grants, or the program should be released in the public domain.

  63. Give 'em what they deserve by Infonaut · · Score: 1
    Same papers, year in and year out. No big deal to grade these kids with an automated program.

    I'm with you. But I say go further. In high school, it's the same thing. Why not automate the grading there as well? Hell, while you're at it, go down to the primary school level. I mean, the kids are all just writing about the same crap - their dogs, the family vacation, their favorite color. God, it's such a trial to actually go through this repetitive crap over and over again.

    It makes differentiating people into the appropriate category so much easier when you can use a program that removes the human component. In time, we could easily replace teachers with software, which would save the teachers from the endless monotony of teaching, and would allow them to obtain more interesting jobs. Students would benefit from a more uniform curriculum, denuded of human nuance and pesky creativity.

    This prof is the prophet of things to come. He's the savior of our flawed education system!

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    1. Re:Give 'em what they deserve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what about those few students who have exceptional skills?

      How could their talent be discovered if a computer marks their papers?

  64. Re:Undergrad is usually a waste of teaching resour by El+Torico · · Score: 1
    The problem is that the kids would rather be out drinking and screwing rather than debating the intricacies of pre vs post agrarian culture in the Southern States and the relationship between that and race relations as they exist today.

    This begs the question, why are we mis-spending college educations on young people who clearly aren't ready for it? I intend to pay for the college tuitions of my two nieces, but not until they are 21 or 22. After a term in the military or a few years of menial jobs, people have a much greater appreciation of higher education.

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  65. Hey, Guys, I guess it's cool but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hypothetically, lets just say this program can analyze structure, grammar, an all other objective facets of writing perfectally.

    I know it says "discern content", but, I highly doubt it can truly "understand" what my paper is trying to convey.

    So, if I write a well-planned, detailed, and highly organized paper on the complex social interactions between aphids, platypi, and manic androids, I can still achieve a good grade?

    Until the computer can actually understand the content, it can't provide a well-supported grade for the paper.

  66. indeed a novel and brilliant application of AI by rifftide · · Score: 1

    ...and pay no attention to the graduate student hunched over his laptop computer

  67. This reminds me... by CarlinWithers · · Score: 2, Interesting
    of a history teacher I had in high school. He insisted on us handing in M$ Word .doc files. No paper hand-ins accepted.

    I later found out why from someone who had been taught by him before. He would take 100% - the percentage of passive sentences found by the Word program. So I intstantly started handing in garbage essays with 0% passive sentences.

    1. Re:This reminds me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh? 100% passive sentences? is sense needing to be made by you

    2. Re:This reminds me... by CaptainPinko · · Score: 1

      This could be humour but I reply anyway... it's a hundred percent 'minus' the percentage of passive sentences. And yes, I noticed the sentences made by you were passive.

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      Your CPU is not doing anything else, at least do something.
    3. Re:This reminds me... by pclminion · · Score: 1
      And yes, I noticed the sentences made by you were passive.

      Don't you mean, "And yes, it was noticed that the sentences made by you were passive?"

  68. Who else here... by rk · · Score: 1

    Saw this article and immediately thought of the solution here?

  69. How would you react? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it possible that Professor Bent may be advertising this as some sort of sociological experiment?

  70. how would he like a taste of his own medicine? by lashi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What if he grant application was reviewed by a program instead of a real person? I wonder how he would like it

  71. Essay Generator by daveb · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually that's already been done. Quite effectivly too.

    1. Re:Essay Generator by Lars+Arvestad · · Score: 1
      Wow, that is brilliant! And there is even a link to the "Dada engine" for setting up your own text generator. I'd say that this is the doom for automatic text analysis, at least if the the analysing program is publically distributed and therefore available to train the generator on.

      I also read the paper describing "recursive transition networks", and it turns out that the idea comes from Hofstadter's "Gödel, Escher, Bach". I guess I have to actually read that book now... But, with that book in mind, does anyone know if there is a similar system for generating music? There is so much more freedom in music (you don't have to worry about logic, facts, and background knowledge) that this systems should be able to generate really cool music of various genres.

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    2. Re:Essay Generator by DJCF · · Score: 1

      You think that's cool? Physicist Alan Sokal apparently submitted one of the essays written by the Generator, titled, "Transgressing the Boundaries: Toward a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity", to the scholarly magazine "Social Texts". It was accepted!

    3. Re:Essay Generator by Lars+Arvestad · · Score: 1

      Yes, I am aware of the "Sokal affair", and consider it one of the most clever stunts in academia. I was under the impression that Sokal wrote it himself though, without the aid of software.

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      Reality or nothing.
    4. Re:Essay Generator by DJCF · · Score: 1

      I'm not entirely sure. I just remember reading about this stunt, and did a quick google to refresh my memory. I *am* sure it was a Postmodernism Generator output that was submitted though - or so I heard.

  72. Isn't grade inflation WONDERFUL? by JawzX · · Score: 1

    Gotta love it. Students doing poorly in your class? Getting complaints about how "hard" a prof you are? President complaining that your high requirements are bringing down grades and making the school look bad in the college choice publications?

    Solution: Asign a grade spread between A- and C+. Maybe if you are paying attention, give that REALLY good one an A+. But since you are really just worried about keeping your job, apply a statistical curve and randomize the grade/name combinations. Works great! Hey man, remember "D"s and "F"s are mean, and reduce your satisfaction rating on student evaluations.

    Personaly I'd rather go to a school with low reported average GPA, it MIGHT mean the place is full of loosers, or it might just mean the profs are still in charge of education, instead of the administration (gotta keep the paying party customers, I mean students happy)

    Standards are low, and with College becoming the "new high-school" they'll only get lower. Hell, Gerorge W. Bush got (bought?) a degree from Yale.

    1. Re:Isn't grade inflation WONDERFUL? by DrEasy · · Score: 1

      Amen. Between the pressure from administration, the students, the parents and the peers, there's no reason left for a prof to grade properly.

      If the average universities (I'm assuming that the very good ones still work decently) didn't worry so much about short term profitability (low dropout == $$$), maybe they could improve the quality of their degree and improve their reputation. But reputation is hard to earn and easy to lose...

      It all comes down to money ultimately. If North American universities were properly subsidised they wouldn't worry so much about profitability.

      --
      "In our tactical decisions, we are operating contrary to our strategic interest."
    2. Re:Isn't grade inflation WONDERFUL? by mbrother · · Score: 1

      This is a tough issue. At my university, the dean actually loves to see low grades and high evaluations. It's possible to do, but teaching evaluations tends to correlate with grade expectations.

      I think what Princeton is doing, capping the maximum percentage of A grades, isn't a very smart solution. That will create unfair situations, and remove flexibility from professors.

      --
      Professor of Astronomy, Author of Spider Star & Star Dragon (Tor)
  73. Well, sure.... by chiok · · Score: 0

    Well, sure this will work for sociology, but what about for a real subject?

  74. College is for parrots, Sqwaaack! by realitybath1 · · Score: 0

    Can someone please explain to me why college is important again?

    We need a mind factory that can replicate humanoids, while eliminating the efficieny errors in industrial production that are brought about by 'thinking' drones.

    The QualrUS (Quotas for Uniform Advanced Lobotomies in Retarded Americans) program is furthering the replication of cheap 'middle-class' drones, thereby ensuring future American workforce quotas.

    Do not worry about the term "Sociology", as that is just a proxy term used to filter the right applicants into the pizza delivery production unit classification.

  75. Robo-drivers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And where the hell's my fold-up flying car.."

    The company folded.

  76. He still grades the final drafts himself by Flendon · · Score: 1

    I can't belive no one has pointed this out yet. He uses this to ensure that the students are using the terminology from the class in reasonable sentence format. It allows them to write a draft, get an automatic scoring within minutes and then start the next draft. Without this a typical student has to wait for the next class to turn the paper in and another couple of days to get the reviewed paper back. This lets them do many revisions without the long waiting for the professor. He still reads the final version to see if it is an uter piece of crap or not. He is just cutting out the TA going through all the early drafts.

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  77. Evil laws put to good use by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    How long before he's replaced entirely by his own program to cut down on staff costs?"

    He should patent the method AND copyright the idea so he can keep Universities from doing precisely that.

    LK

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    1. Re:Evil laws put to good use by bennomatic · · Score: 1
      Huh?

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    2. Re:Evil laws put to good use by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      If he owns the IP, no one else can do it.

      LK

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  78. grounds for complaint by soricine · · Score: 1

    I would think that the students who recieved the computer-generated grades, unless they agreed in advance to be bound by them, would have a pretty good case for a complaint against the profesor in question.

    Unless the professor is prepared to put his grading machine to a blind peer-review test (which methinks it would fail dismally), then it shouldn't be accepted as a satisfactory way to grade.

    Not to mention the extreme disrespect the professor is showing to his students' time and abilities.

    1. Re:grounds for complaint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, this program would likely fair better than human graders. I seem to recall the e-rater program that ETS uses scored papers more consistently than human graders. And humans are notoriously bad at grading when the name/race/gender/whatever are available.

      dom

  79. Turing Test candidate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this program can really grade papers, that is analyze them for content, structure and logic, then it should be ale to pass the Turing Test. If it's really doing what the professor says then it should be able to deliver a report saying "Yes, your argument is good, but the logic is weak on such-and-such a point."
    If it can do this, I say it can pass the Turing Test, and if it can't, then it's not grading papers accurately.

    1. Re:Turing Test candidate? by mbrother · · Score: 1

      The Turing Test is a lot more general. This program can presumably do some things, like grade a paper, but it can't play chess, or learn to play chess, or make up stuff about its father, or Michael Jackson. This is an expert system, not anything close to strong AI.

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  80. No big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No big deal. For courses with many students probably the only way to manage the teaching load wihout having to spend all of your time reading these papers (remember: college professors are paid for teaching AND research).

    Programming assignments for computer science students are also tested automatically ... yet, the test normally only tells you if the result is correct, not if its programmed well.

    I consider this as an exclusion process: It is not guaranteed that every paper that passes based on this program is good. But if it doesn't pass, chances are very high that it's crap ...

  81. Save $$$ on tuition now? by d474 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So since the professor's time is worth about $36.00/hour and he spends 200 less hours on reading papers...

    200 hours * $32.00 = $7200

    He teaches about 84 students...

    $7200 / 84 = $85.71 refund for each student. It's party time!

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    1. Re:Save $$$ on tuition now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      200 hours * $32.00 = $7200
      Talk about fuzzy math, since when did 200*32=7200? Last time I checked, 200*32=6400. That is, unless you're using some new kind of Costello math*.

      *For those who don't know it, Costello math is making 13*7 to equal 28, and I'll explaint it

      let's see

      First, the multiplication method
      13
      7
      --
      21
      7
      --
      28

      Second, the addition method
      13+13+13+13+13+13+13

      3 6 9 12 15 18 21
      22 23 24 25 26 27 28

      finally, the division method

      13
      --
      7/28
      -7
      --
      21
      21
      --
      0

      "Proof" right there that 13*7 does equal 28. ;)

    2. Re:Save $$$ on tuition now? by khallow · · Score: 1

      Professor Brent is tenured so there isn't any actually decline in cost associated with this marvellous labor saving device.

    3. Re:Save $$$ on tuition now? by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1
      I think this is the most terrible part...
      Meanwhile, Brent, who received a $100,000 grant from the National Science Foundation to develop Qualrus, is now looking for distributors for the product
      So he's given $100,000 to develop the program and then when it's finished gets to profit from the sale of the program.

      What did that 100K of Government money achieve for the government?
  82. If a professor can do that... by saskboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...then a student should be able to write a program that develops an essay. That way the student isn't cheating too, because they will have created the essay, indirectly.

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  83. Can it grade Slashdot articles ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can it be adapted to check posts on Slashdot ?

    I mean, if it can deal with dupes, grammer, and trolls it would be very useful !

  84. Use it for Moderating SLASHDOT? by d474 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Okay Slashdot Editors, time to fork out the $$$ to get some auto-moderating going on in these threads! Wait, can this grading program test for humor? No? Fuck it then.

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    1. Re:Use it for Moderating SLASHDOT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple *nix script testing for slashdot humor:

      grep -Ei '(all your base|in soviet russia, [a-z]* you!|i, for one, welcome our [a-z] overlords,first post)' | wc

    2. Re:Use it for Moderating SLASHDOT? by alex4u2nv · · Score: 1

      How about checking for Dups? =p

  85. Sounds good by conran · · Score: 1

    I don't have a problem with it... Means I could justify requesting my essay to be manually re-marked every single time his computer program spat out a grade I wasn't happy with.

  86. Re:i don't see why his studenrs would be doing bet by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 1

    That's interesting, because I found the same thing - but not through college. I got much better at writing because I wrote articles on Kuro5hin and submitted them for peer review for voting. I got feedback and my writing style got better and better because of the feedback.

    From here, I got even more detailed feedback when I started writing articles for Wikipedia (for instance, see Exploding whale) and when I submitted them to featured article candidates and peer review.

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  87. not open source by UlfGabe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    too bad it isn't open source.

    it is also 200 bucks for the student version

    and it only runs on windows

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  88. Fire this professor... by d474 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If this professor's analysis can be "simulated" by a computer program, then he was obviously not doing a thorough enough analysis to begin with. I know plenty of professors that would laugh at the idea that a computer program would be able to "calculate" emotion, nuance, subtle sarcasm, humor, insightfulness, etc...

    This professor should be fired.

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  89. Maybe not a slight against Sociology by bleveck · · Score: 1

    I find it sort of strange that when Computer Science profs use computers to test projects it is seen as legitimate, but when a computer can do it for sociology papers it is seen as a slam against the discipline. If in fact computers can do a decent job at this sort of thing, then getting a good grade in the social sciences/humanities might be less arbitrary/subjective than popular opinion would have us believe. Of course just like it's hard for a program to check if code is "innovative" or "clever", we will probably need humans to decide whether a student looked at an issue in a particularly insightful way.

  90. I dunno... by TheStupidOne · · Score: 1

    I dunno if they want my essay to be graded by this program. It might crash from too many syntax errors.

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  91. Hmmm by Beefslaya · · Score: 0

    Does it take into consideration ass kissing and brown nosing?

  92. A technophobic rant by aetos · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that this is less indicative of the progress of technology than of the decadence of thought. The difficulty of writing a genuinely correct grammar -- much less a grammar checker -- taints any such product technically. The general theory that "grammar doesn't matter" is only a response to the incorrect grammars invented by pedants.

    But content is worse. Anyone who has read college essays knows that most are hackneyed and even foolish -- it's not much better than reading Slashdot with a low threshhold. Whatever may be popular, there are right and wrong ideas; in literary analysis, for instance, one might rightly posit that "we can draw a conclusion" from a text, but it takes a much better argument to establish genuine authorial intent. But while this software might track the structure of trivial arguments, and though it might compare it to certain standards and external content, I cannot believe that it holds a high standard. Likely it punishes advanced thought and structure.

    Unless I see otherwise, I shall hold that its use should keep students away, for they know by it that standards are low and that they're dumping their money away. But then, that's true of most schools.

  93. Teachers replaced by grading programs? by Gibberx · · Score: 0

    From the OP: "How long before he's replaced entirely by his own program to cut down on staff costs?" You know, somebody has to teach the material in the first place. I sure as heck get more out of lecture than I do out of reading the textbook (well, in most classes)... The only one really in danger is the grad student getting paid solely to grade papers. And then you've got the point about how the final papers are still read by the professor, anyway. I'm reminded of a middle school teacher I had, around 1998, who talked about how people used to proclaim that teachers would be replaced by computers by the year 2000. It's the same question, the deadlines just keep being pushed back. So, to make a long story short, I doubt teachers will ever be fully replaced by computers.

    1. Re:Teachers replaced by grading programs? by Gibberx · · Score: 0

      Whoops, Re-post with line breaks included. It's been a while since I posted in Slashdot.

      From the OP: "How long before he's replaced entirely by his own program to cut down on staff costs?"

      You know, somebody has to teach the material in the first place. I sure as heck get more out of lecture than I do out of reading the textbook (well, in most classes)... The only one really in danger is the grad student getting paid solely to grade papers. And then you've got the point about how the final papers are still read by the professor, anyway.

      I'm reminded of a middle school teacher I had, around 1998, who talked about how people used to proclaim that teachers would be replaced by computers by the year 2000. It's the same question, the deadlines just keep being pushed back. So, to make a long story short, I doubt teachers will ever be fully replaced by computers.

      Okay, now you can flame me for missing the "Preview" button. =P

    2. Re:Teachers replaced by grading programs? by shobadobs · · Score: 1

      No, I'll flame you for the repost.

      The repost is pointless, since the badly formatted version gets already read first.

  94. A new excuse by IntelliTubbie · · Score: 3, Funny

    "But Professor, my original essay was really good! I just had to add a bunch of crap to get past the lameness filter ..."

    Cheers,
    IT

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    1. Re:A new excuse by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      To which the professor could probably reply: "Really? Let's look at the logs ..."

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  95. Mad SEO Skillz by salesgeek · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If Google can be gamed, I shudder to think what kind of crap you could feed the profs program.

    LOL. Tenure.

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  96. A While by rm999 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "How long before he's replaced entirely by his own program to cut down on staff costs?"

    I would say a long time. A program that tries to understand natural language requires some sort of "intelligence," a quality that humans definetly possess and computers, up to now, definetly do not.

    AI still mostly consists of certain hacks to trick other people into thinking the programs are intelligent - basically attempting to fool the Turing Test. This can often produce great results and can be very useful, but almost never replaces a human in complex tasks (such as natural language processing).

    The difficulty arises because humans cannot easily (or perhaps possibly) comprehend their own intelligence. It seems so natural to read a sentence and make sense of it, but when it comes time to program a computer to do it, most people try to emulate the behavior of their own comprehension. This may trick some people, but the simple nature of the programs cannot possibly be as powerful as an actual human.

    The best solution, in my opinion, is a closer study of neuroscience and how it can be applied to silicon (or how new technologies need to arise to emulate the complex neural structure of the brain).

    I know that people are starting to use computers to grade standardized essays, but there (currently) must always be a human checking the results because of the small number of unforseen cases that the hacked algorithms cannot do a good job. After all, the programs do not "understand" anything that is written. That is why I postulate it will be a long, long time before computers can truly emulate humans.

  97. Fire the professor... by John+Seminal · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This reminds me of something that was in the papers a few weeks ago. A professor and graduate students wanted to show that most journals will publish anything if it sounds "academic" enough. So they wrote a paper that was hog-wash, made no point, was just a bunch of academic sounding prose. And guess what? They got published.

    If a professor does not care enough to read my papers, then to hell with him. There is more that a professor does than just check grammer, or look for passages that deals with the question and used terms from the book. The best professors I had were the ones who wrote all over the margins, sharing their thoughts about my ideas. Those are the ones who I would meet in their office to chat with. They are the ones who I went to for advice.

    I had one teacher in english who graded the first paper, reading them all. She then never read another paper, only skimmed them. She pretty much gave out the same grade on all your papers you got on your first paper. I got an "A" on my paper, and another student got a "D". So I was working with the "D" student, and no matter what was done, the "D" grades went up to "C-" but stuck. So for the last paper, we switched our papers. Guess what? My paper was still an "A" even though it belonged to the other student, and the other paper was a "C". We went to the teacher to explain what we did, and rather than the professor owning up to what was done, we the students got blamed.

    This really pisses me off. Professors get paid over $70,000 a year, some over $100,000 a year, they work 20 hours a week, and they have job security and a union. Then they want to slack off. Fucking asshats. Something like this makes me want to vote to remove public funding from schools, to always vote no whenever there is a refferendum to increase property tax. With those kinds of professors, people might as well get their education at the public library.

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    1. Re:Fire the professor... by Flaming+Foobar · · Score: 2, Interesting
      She pretty much gave out the same grade on all your papers you got on your first paper.

      I noticed something like this, too, and what we did was myself and another student submitted the SAME paper. Not only did the proferssor not notice, he also gave me a C and the other guy an A. Obviously, we complained, but nothing ever happened.

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    2. Re:Fire the professor... by taion · · Score: 1

      A professor's job isn't exclusively to teach, you know. To the best researchers in academia who are actually at some university, it's at best a necessary evil research by top profs benefits society a lot more than teaching silly undergrads.

      Granted, not every paper is good, but you'd never get the majority of seminal results that define fields without profs.

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    3. Re:Fire the professor... by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      A professor's job isn't exclusively to teach, you know. To the best researchers in academia who are actually at some university, it's at best a necessary evil research by top profs benefits society a lot more than teaching silly undergrads.

      How many of these "top" professors teach intro classes or even second year classes?? And most of these classes have graduate teaching assistants, it is part of their stipend. Come to think of it, most of the TA's I had were all in the sciences, I don't remember any in the humanities. They would split the lecture into multiple lab sections, each lab section had a TA. But I digress...

      If the professors are most valuable doing research, then have them work only with graduate students. I am sure it should not be hard to hire someone with a masters degree to teach the 100 and 200 level classes.

      And I would make one other point. With state tuition around $10,000 a year, and private schools at over $120,000 for a 4 year degree, I am not at the school for the professors benifit. I am there for my benifit, I am paying them money to teach me. I am not paying the professors money so they can do research.

      I can't help but think, if schools hired people with masters degrees in related fields, or even people with Ed.D's in unrelated fields to teach basic intro classes, they might save a little money getting a part time professor at $2000 a class to teach 30 people than a full time tenured professor at $100,000 a year who only teaches 5 or 6 classes a year. I know a couple people with masters degrees who would like to teach part time, and they could be had cheap to teach "introduction to sociology" or "english composition 100".

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    4. Re:Fire the professor... by mbrother · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd be pissed off, too, but don't let one bad professor sour you on all of us. My base pay is less than $60k a year, but with summer salary from grants I'm in your range. And I work way more than 20 hours a week. Way, way more. But what is this "union" you speak of? I know of no such union (although tenure can provide significant job security).

      I used to give short answer/essay questions to my astronomy students the first couple of semesters I taught the big non-major course. It took a tremendous amount of time to grade which was one reason I stopped, but not the primary reason. I'm a novelist, and I know how to write, and there was a consistently high fraction of exams written so badly it was very painful to read. Perhaps I should have kept at it, with the idea that it's good for the students. But a few essays in a science class won't dent the problem that starts in k-12 education.

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    5. Re:Fire the professor... by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      But what is this "union" you speak of? I know of no such union

      It is called the faculty senate, at least that is what it was at my university. While I was an undergrad, the teachers threatened to strike over pay and tenure. Students were scared that professors would walk out during the sememster, and credit for classes would not be earned.

      And I work way more than 20 hours a week.

      Kudos to you. Most professors I had taught 3 or 4 classes a semester. Some had it set up where they only taught MWF or TTH, just like the students who want to have a long, long weekend. Some professors were really good with office hours, others were never there. The light was always on, but the door was locked. I even had one professor who was busy starting up her own company, and teaching was how she paid the bills. I remember hearing "As soon as my dog hair fluffer takes off, I am so outta here".

      I used to give short answer/essay questions to my astronomy students the first couple of semesters I taught the big non-major course. It took a tremendous amount of time to grade which was one reason I stopped, but not the primary reason. I'm a novelist, and I know how to write, and there was a consistently high fraction of exams written so badly it was very painful to read. Perhaps I should have kept at it, with the idea that it's good for the students. But a few essays in a science class won't dent the problem that starts in k-12 education.

      I will admit, when you have 30 students and they all write a 2 page paper, that is 60 pages of reading for the professor. But in the USA many students don't bloom until college. I dunno why it is that way, but many people who spent highschool trying to get laid and finding beer, had their renaissance years in college. I know that I did not really start reading for fun until my second year of college, when chatting with faculty who said "you know what a really good book is...". I loved those chats I used to have with them.

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    6. Re:Fire the professor... by complete+loony · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you're not going to mark the paper. DONT SET THE ASSIGNMENT...
      I mean what's the point? if the paper doesn't really help to demonstrate your mastery of the subject, and it's not going to be marked properly anyway, why waste everyone's time.
      Why not get the students to mark each others papers, for the papers that don't count anyway. And only mark a small sample, and then mark the final paper properly.

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    7. Re:Fire the professor... by John+Seminal · · Score: 2, Insightful
      you're not going to mark the paper. DONT SET THE ASSIGNMENT... I mean what's the point? if the paper doesn't really help to demonstrate your mastery of the subject, and it's not going to be marked properly anyway, why waste everyone's time. Why not get the students to mark each others papers, for the papers that don't count anyway. And only mark a small sample, and then mark the final paper properly.

      That is an interesting idea. I had one unorthodox professor who did something like that. We had a term paper, but we had to work in groups of 4, and the group submitted the paper and everyone got the same grade. It cut down the 30 papers he would have had to under 8. And it forces the students to talk about what they wanted to include in the paper, how valid points of view were. In essance, we were teaching each other.

      But I have never been one who liked the idea of having my grade tied into the work of other people. I asked the teacher about that, saying "it is unfair for you to give me a grade for what other people do, I want to be judged based on my work". His responce was "in the real world, the sucess of your business depends on how well your group works as a team, so consider this a heads up".

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    8. Re:Fire the professor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A professor and graduate students wanted to show that most journals will publish anything if it sounds "academic" enough. So they wrote a paper that was hog-wash, made no point, was just a bunch of academic sounding prose. And guess what? They got published."

      You just described slashdot incredibly well. If you read posts modded 4 or 5 you will become stupidier over the time.

    9. Re:Fire the professor... by mrbooze · · Score: 1

      I'd love to now the name of that journal that published the "hogwash". Doesn't sound like it's a legitimate one. Any real journal has a posse of reviewers just salivating at the chance of taking apart someone else's work.

    10. Re:Fire the professor... by tincho_uy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know of that professor and grad student, but Alan Sokal did something like this a few years ago, and published a paper on the influence of quantum mechanics on something related to sociology in one of the most respected sociology journals (of course the article was 100% pure bullshit, just using the right terms). Turns out they didn't much appreciate it.

      Coming from a more hard-science background, I tend to dismiss social sciences as not being real science, but mostly a stupid rewriting of simple facts. While I know my view is quite extreme, this guy just confirms it: (from TFA) "In sociology, we want them to learn the terms,"

      If they grade their students based on their ability to spurt some inintelligible mumbo-jumbo, they're a bounch of clowns. And if his software does really go beyond that, maybe he chose the wrong career option and he should be doing some CS work on Natural Language...

    11. Re:Fire the professor... by Indy+Media+Watch · · Score: 0

      If a professor does not care enough to read my papers, then to hell with him. There is more that a professor does than just check grammer.

      Correct.
      They also check spelling. Luckily, the professor did not read your paper and notice how you spelled grammar...

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    12. Re:Fire the professor... by Boronx · · Score: 1

      That this is sociology is key. Writing doesn't have to be robust, and any "arguments", such as they are, can be about anything and conclude anything and still be valid. The only requirement is to conform to style, which any modern email client could calculate.

    13. Re:Fire the professor... by paragon_au · · Score: 3, Informative

      My father is a professor at the Australian National University (Physics Dept).
      He gets paid US$60k a year, works 8 hours a day at work.
      Then comes home and spends his evenings on his laptop working for another 1 to 3 hours. And then on weekends spends another 3+ hours a day working.
      None of which he gets paid extra for, as he is on a fixed salary.

      Don't taint all professors with one what professor did.

    14. Re:Fire the professor... by muecksteiner · · Score: 1

      Ah, but spoofing conferences works for "hard science" too. See the VIDEA story as one nice example; they submitted totally bogus abstracts to a conference about computer graphics and got them all accepted as well.

      Mind you, that VIDEA conference was apparently not all that good (to put it mildly), but it can even happen at the best venues: Paul Heckbert once had a paper about "Ray Tracing Jell-O Brand Gelatin" at SIGGRAPH 87...

      (to be fair, they knew it was bogus, and published because it sounded cool - but still, a SIGGRAPH paper is a SIGGRAPH paper...) ;-)

      Just my 0.2E-32 EUR

      A.W.

    15. Re:Fire the professor... by danielrose · · Score: 1

      Don't taint all professors with one what professor did.

      Does you's dad teached how can speech goodly england?

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    16. Re:Fire the professor... by call+-151 · · Score: 3, Informative
      Professors get paid over $70,000 a year, some over $100,000 a year, they work 20 hours a week, and they have job security and a union.

      Well, there are some professors that meet that description, but at a reasonable university, those tend to be in the minority. At a reasonable university, most faculty work more like 60-80 hours a week, particularly if they are active in research. I certainly have pulled many more all-nighters as a professor than I did as a student and I pulled a lot of them as a student. A few things that students tend to overlook:
      • Usually, students have a choice about professors and courses and in my experience, don't sufficiently take advantage of that choice. A reasonable strategy is to "shop around" and visit multiple sections of a course, and choose a professor who seems engaging and valuable. If there is no such professor, it may make more sense to concentrate on something else and to wait for that course in another term. It may make the first two weeks of the term very busy, going to lots of extra classes, but it can be an excellent investment.
      • Short term concerns about which professor is the easiest are often overvalued compared to which professors do a better job getting their students to understand. Don't complain about how lousy your professors are if you are always taking the easiest route. Consider the source when taking recommendations about which professor is "good"- if it's from a student who doesn't wan't classwork to make a dent in social activities, keep that in mind.
      • You may have to strategize to get the really good professors. Research superstars do not always make great teachers, but often they can do a great job conveying the important notions, and research superstars tend to have reduced teaching loads. If you are choosing instructors who are teaching four or five classes a term, they are more likely to be less engaged in research and perhaps more likely to be overwhelmed by or disengaged from their increased teaching obligation as well.
      • Pick your university wisely, if you have a choice. One of the key variables that many people underestimate is how important strong classmates are. You can have the best professor in the world, with one strong student and nineteen weaker students (poorly prepared, missing prerequisites, distracted by other attractions, unwilling to work hard...) and the class may end up being not so useful for the strong student, simply because the choice is to have 19 people are lost and one person understanding, or 19 people kind of understanding and one person who is bored. At universities where teaching evaluations matter (most places they matter at least somewhat), the choice for the professor in that case is usually to reduce expectations and try and make the class valuable for most people, even if the class will end up being not so useful for the strong student.

      There are terrible professors and great professors at every university- the fractions may change from place to place, but with some seeking out and strategy, usually it's possible to do well.
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    17. Re:Fire the professor... by stephenbooth · · Score: 1

      30 students each writing 2 pages? wow, the US colleges must be very different from the UK was when I was getting my degree. I mainly studied sciences (although my university did have a cross boards requirement so I also studied some social science and humanities courses) and typical class size was 60+. Each week (until final year) we'd have to submit an essay or lab report, essays were typically 8-12 pages and lab reports often 20+ pages (although they'd be mostly graphs and tables of data) of typewritten text. Most of the marking was done by grad students, the lecturers would just produce a marking scheme and check a sample of each grad students marking to make sure they were marking appropriately.

      I remember one time submitting an 80 page essay (about 60 pages of which was text and the rest diagrams), the bibliography alone was 5 pages. It was a subject area I was particularly interested in at the time and the title we'd been given was very loose and I found myself going into great depth. I got a B and instructions to put in the corrections/edits the lecturer and his grad student had annotated to it then have 5 copies printed and bound to be put into the university library if I wanted an A. Apparently it appeared on the reccomended reading list for that course the folowing year. Unfortunately the university had a policy that any material a student produced as part of a course was copyrighted to the university so I couldn't get any cash for it.

      Stephen

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    18. Re:Fire the professor... by stephenbooth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      One of my teachers at school tried that. Unfortunately what happened is that in each group the rest of the members (the groups were arranged so each group was mixed ability) ganged up on the 'smart but weak/shy' one to do all the work then goofed off.

      Actually, now I come to think about it, that's exactly what happens in the workplace.

      Stephen

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    19. Re:Fire the professor... by Analogy+Man · · Score: 1
      RIGHT ON!


      So you could have a paper making the point that world hunger can be eliminated by harvesting cheese from the moon. As long as the flow, grammer, spelling ... met some criteria it is "good".

      As a tool for grading English Composition 101 to weed out gramatical problems fine. For any other field, evaluating the thought process going into a work (does it make a cogent point) is the the profs job. Poor grammer and sloppy papers are an obstacle toward that end, not the measuring stick to evaluate a student's performance.

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    20. Re:Fire the professor... by thebdj · · Score: 1

      Don't worry the other guy obviously went to some strange small college. In the US if you get a class with under 30 students it is called "honors" or "english."

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    21. Re:Fire the professor... by mikael · · Score: 2, Interesting
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    22. Re:Fire the professor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >And I work way more than 20 hours a week.

      Indeed... its funny this topic came up today. I'm in my office at the moment... where I've been since 7am Thursday morning except for a quick 1.5 hour break to eat dinner with my wife last night. I also took a short nap early this morning on a sofa in the faculty lounge, provided for exactly this sort of occurance.

      And the thing is; this is not at all unusual.

      No offence, but if you went to a school where professors were teaching 3-4 classes a semester and one of them was working on a "dog hair fluffer", I'm going to go out on a limb and say that your experience was FAR from representative. If you look at teaching loads at research-intensive universities (as opposed to, say, a junior college) you'll see that faculty teach at most 1 or 2 courses per *year*.

      You also seem to have added up class hours and office hours and assumed thats all that goes in to teaching. It ain't. When I teach a course for the first time I easily spend 10 hours of prep for every hour of class. Course notes don't write themselves. Then there are assignments, exams, students whose pet bees stung them so they need a make-up exam, department meetings, staff meetings, students who want extra help outside of office hours, etc. The prepwork is lighter when you've already got notes made for a course, but the administrative overhead is the same. Its genuinely surprising how much time it eats up (at least it was to me the first time I taught at the University level).

      So, I teach 2 courses per year... 1 grad course and 1 undergrad course. Does that mean I'm extraordinarily lazy and overpaid? Hardly. Its nearly impossible to get tenure for being a great teacher (which is sad, because I truly enjoy teaching)... you get tenure for publishing research. And not just anywhere, its got to be in top journals and the quality and quantity has to exceed that of your peers who are in competition with you for a coveted tenured position.

      To be frank, its brutal. Maybe it gets better after tenure; I can't say because I'm still junior faculty... but the notion of some loudmouthed undergrad shooting off about "20 hour weeks" really pisses me off. I can't think of the last time I worked a sub-80-hour week... and I look around at my colleauges and I see the same thing.

      You want to generalize about professors? That goes both ways. My generalization: undergrads of your variety are whiney, clueless and self-centered. You haven't the foggiest clue what a professor actually does because you are unable to see beyond YOUR personal needs. Clearly, everyone on Earth, including your professors, were put here to serve YOU. Any time the professor spends that is not in the direct service of the almighty undergrad doesn't count as "work". Right?

      That previous paragraph probably rubbed you the wrong way, hmm? Well, thats somewhat how I feel when I'm here overnight, neglecting my wife, because there simply aren't enough hours in a day to balance teaching and research and I _refuse_ to do a half-assed job of either. Most of my colleagues have the same ethic.

      Teaching undergrads is only one part of my job, and a small one at that (small in terms of time and non-existent in terms of work/reward ratio. If I publish 10 quality papers in Nature per year and bring in $20 million in NIH and NSF grants... no one will even *look* at my teaching performance...). Don't get me wrong, I enjoy undergrad teaching immensely, but I've never encountered such an appallingly ignorant and arrogant attitude from my undergrads.

      It sounds like you made a sub-optimal choice of school and have chosen to paint all academics with a rather tainted brush.

    23. Re:Fire the professor... by Orp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Same here. Base pay here is not much more than 50k but I'm not complaining. I work 40+ hours a week too. Most nontenured faculty do, as do most tenured who still want to get promoted or who actually want to stay active in the field. I know of a few faculty who just show up and teach but they are a year or two from retirement.

      With regards to students' written work: My field is meteorology. I too used to give students in my survey-level meteorology class opportunities to "express themselves" via short answers (a paragraph or two) on exams. I stopped because it was so hard to grade many of them because they were written so poorly. In addition to that, it is very difficult to grade short answers in a consistent way. For many of the short-answer questions I would usually end up just writing a number down ("Hmm.. this feels like a 3-points-out-of-5 answer") which real doesn't feel right... but what do you do when the concepts are confused, spelling and grammar are terrible but they have expressed some knowledge of the material?

      I have talked with professors who have been doing this stuff for a much longer time than I (some of whom are into the latest trends in teaching etc.) and many of them are gravitating towards all objective tests (multiple choice and true false) for their survey level classes (and some upper level). A well-written objective test should adequately test a student's knowledge of the material in a fair way, especially in the sciences where there truly are right and wrong answers. Still, I don't like giving these kinds of tests - it just doesn't feel right - but like grading the others even less.

      In my upper level classes all of my testing is subjective, and I do assign papers such as case studies where a storm system is described and analyzed. Some of my seniors can write well, most of them are so-so and a few are truly terrible. I tell them up front that spelling, grammar, style etc. counts on these assignments, and I find that if you tell students that these things are part of their grade they will put in an effort to write well.

      I suppose I could just "blame the high schools" but I think the problem is deeper than that. In the US grade inflation is a huge problem in many universities and at the college level, student evaluations of faculty are often very highly regarded (and if you are evaluated poorly it can keep you from getting tenured or promoted). So a logical response is for faculty to go easy on students, rightly assuming that this will return higher evaluations. I don't know if that is a part of the writing problem, but I know an A today isn't an A 20 years ago at many universities.

      --
      A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous, got me?
    24. Re:Fire the professor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I heard the average professor works 55 hours/week.

    25. Re:Fire the professor... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "A professor's job isn't exclusively to teach, you know."

      Then, let them state exactly what they will and won't be doing in the class that I am paying them to teach.

      He/she is my employee when I take that class and they make a contract with me, not the other way around.

      They tend to forget that.

    26. Re:Fire the professor... by mzieg · · Score: 1
      I am really getting tired of reading posts that assume that one student's experience with one professor in one American college automatically applies to every American university.

      Do they teach what "generalization" means in other countries?

    27. Re:Fire the professor... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      I just had a big argument recently about this. My unpopular point of view on the subject for you all to disagree with:

      A teacher teaches you. This means interaction, and a responsibility for ensuring that you learn. Teaching implies an interrelationship between the person doing the teaching and the student. It involves adapting on the fly the student in an effort to ensure that they are educated.

      A professor professes things. They stand and lecture at you, but dont interact with you to any significant enough degree to be considered teaching. Most of them don't even read and critique your work. You can learn from them in the same fashion you can learn from reading a book or from watching a documentary, but they're not teaching you, because they don't take the responsibility for ensuring you get it.

      If you stop buying into the fallacy that teaching and professing are the same, you'll have much more realistic expectations of your school experience. You'll be able to recognize when a supposed teacher isn't teaching, but just professing, and you'll be able to comment to your friends that this professor is really good, he actually teaches you.

      --
      -1 Uncomfortable Truth
    28. Re:Fire the professor... by Frumious+Wombat · · Score: 1

      Note: this applies to research universities, which may be loosely defined as "having a PhD programme". This may come as a surprise to you but: (1) Professors, especially in sciences and engineering, are there to generate money and fame (grants and papers) for the University. I've seen professors who were excellent in the classroom get canned because of failing at this. This lesson tends to stick with new professors. I just lost a colleague that way, and am in danger of losing a second, because they believed the hype about "teaching is important to this University" when they were hired. (2) While you may have slaved over that paper for Physics I, it is doubtful that you actually have made a novel contribution to the field. As such, the professor is justified in reading your paper to see if you got the key concepts, and then moving on. (2a) Btw, the purpose of Physics I/ Chem 101, etc, is to separate the Sheep from the Goats. The Goats will go on to more difficult and interesting material in their field, and the Sheep will be sent home to Sociology. This is how we went from 120 students in my freshmen chem class to 9 by start of junior year. (3) Those graduate student TAs that you revile, are students too. A research professor will spend many more hours per week supervising, meeting with, and otherwise assisting in their development. They are also the key to his/her/its success or failure, and as such will occupy a much greater mind-space than will undergrads, especially undergrads in 100 level survey courses. (4) Your coursework is only of use insofar as it prepares you for Lab work. You'll learn most of your field from working hands-on, whether that's shepherding a mass spectrometer for Chemistry or crunching equations with pencil and paper in Theoretical Cosmology. If others can't read your work to repeat it, or you can't communicate your work, then it will be ignored. Those essay papers are for your benefit, not ours. However, if we didn't grade them, you wouldn't write them. Get off your horse, and get over yourself. If you want professors who are dedicated full-time to undergrad instruction, then go to an Undergrad-focused institution. If you want resources and people that will help you run faster and harder in your field, then go to a PhD granting institution, sign up for undergrad research, and knuckle down in the lab. I went to a decent undergrad institution, learned a lot, but it was my time as a Coop in industrial research that prepared me for graduate school. A more self-contained experience at a research university would probably have been preferable, if for no other reason than the connections. One of the biggest problems for professors these days is the attitude from Students that they are customers of a University, and that the customer is always right. No. You bought a ticket, which allowed you entrance to the zoo. What you make of your time their is up to you.

      --
      the more accurate the calculations became, the more the concepts tended to vanish into thin air. R. S. Mulliken
    29. Re:Fire the professor... by foxtrot · · Score: 1

      We went to the teacher to explain what we did, and rather than the professor owning up to what was done, we the students got blamed

      Well, _duh_. If the prof owns up to it, then you can publish and the prof's job/reputation is in jeopardy. If the prof threatens to crucify you instead, your college carreer is in jeopardy. You thought the moron'd just roll over and take it?

      -F

    30. Re:Fire the professor... by chialea · · Score: 1

      I ended up with one of those as an undergrad. I also ended up with the job of integrating each paper into a coherent report. (Our group ended up doing multiple research projects; one was published in a decent conference, one was not.) I was sent, a week late, a paper which did not appear to be in English in any way, shape, or form. The student in question was born and raised in the U.S., with English-speaking parents, so I was somewhat surprised. This paper did not have conjugated verbs, subjects, or appropriate objects. It was simply a mess of words stirred together. Since I've become a grad student, I've reviewed quite a few papers written by people who obviously do not speak English coherently. The paper written by this native English-speaker was far worse.

      I very much agree with the philosophy of my doctoral program: you must write and speak coherently before you graduate, because even the best research/thinking is useless unless you can convey it clearly to others.

      Lea

    31. Re:Fire the professor... by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      I completely agree with that! I had a professor who wouldn't answer a question I had, in class. It was directly related to the topic and he guaranteed us that a question would be on our final regarding the question I had. Everyone in class was freaked out when I told him I wouldn't come to his office hours and I demanded that he answer my question in class.

      I got my question answered but it was tense for a while there. All my friends were sure he was going to fail me. I assured them the only person who could fail me and get away with it was me. That's one of the benefits of engineering courses, the answers are definitely right or wrong so there's no ambiguity in grades. I still wouldn't take another class of his if you paid me to.

      bkr

      --
      "Growing old is inevitable; growing up is optional."
    32. Re:Fire the professor... by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      Then, let them state exactly what they will and won't be doing in the class that I am paying them to teach.

      No, you are paying a large bureaucracy (the university) for an education. How the university chooses to facilitate those studies, i.e. whether you ever see real professors or not, varies from place to place. If you do not like the way a university handles the situation, then you are free not to enroll. There are plenty of liberal arts colleges where professors actually enjoy teaching, so you have plenty of choice. Going to a large university means tacit acceptance of the TA system.

      For what it's worth, at the undergraduate level you're capable of getting the same valuable education from TAs as from a professor, and the professor is free to concentrate on research. It's a win-win situation, why complain?

    33. Re:Fire the professor... by Cap'n+Steve · · Score: 0

      "A professor and graduate students wanted to show that most journals will publish anything if it sounds "academic" enough. So they wrote a paper that was hog-wash, made no point, was just a bunch of academic sounding prose. And guess what? They got published."

      Try the postmodernism generator.

    34. Re:Fire the professor... by brinticus · · Score: 1

      Excellent analysis of the contemporary professor's dilemma. We are handed students from the k-12 environment and expected to properly evaluate students that don't even understand basic standards of writing and thinking.

    35. Re:Fire the professor... by Politburo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Usually, students have a choice about professors and courses and in my experience, don't sufficiently take advantage of that choice.

      With all due respect, I disagree. While in theory there are a multitude of choices, in reality it is quite different. There are scheduling considerations: i.e. if I'm trying to keep one day free of class for work purposes, or am only taking night classes due to work, or if at a school with a large campus and there is not sufficient time to transport between class sites, or desired classes/sections are offered at the same time, or only during one semester of the year, or the course is a pre-req for several other courses and I'd like to graduate 'on time', etc.

      When you get into the higher level courses, from my experience at a large state school, you just don't have a choice. Class xxx is offered in the Spring only, at such and such time, taught by so and so, and that's it. You either take it then, or take it at another school.

    36. Re:Fire the professor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I am a professor, I don't get $70,000 a year and I work way, way more than 20 hours a week.

      Furthermore, many college instructors are adjuncts or other kinds of essentially temporary hires. They are paid a pittance, work fifty or more hours a week and often have guaranteed job insecurity (their jobs are usually only going to last a year).

      I suspect you need to find out a bit more about what most professors do.

    37. Re:Fire the professor... by Com2Kid · · Score: 1
      • So a logical response is for faculty to go easy on students, rightly assuming that this will return higher evaluations.


      As a student let me tell you, I have given very low ratings to professors who have given me very high grades.

      Heck I have given low ratings in classes I have gotten a 4.0 in! ("Professor did not adequately explain material, necessitated high curving of exam as class was not able to comprehend material"...)
    38. Re:Fire the professor... by mbrother · · Score: 1

      "With regards to students' written work: My field is meteorology. I too used to give students in my survey-level meteorology class opportunities to "express themselves" via short answers (a paragraph or two) on exams. I stopped because it was so hard to grade many of them because they were written so poorly. In addition to that, it is very difficult to grade short answers in a consistent way. For many of the short-answer questions I would usually end up just writing a number down ("Hmm.. this feels like a 3-points-out-of-5 answer") which real doesn't feel right... but what do you do when the concepts are confused, spelling and grammar are terrible but they have expressed some knowledge of the material?"

      Very much my experience, too. And my big class is over 100.

      The rest of what you say about the upper-level major courses and writing is very important. Communication skills are HUGE in science. If you can't write papers and proposals, and give good talks, your science and your career are going to stall and perhaps even die. This area cannot be neglected and poor verbal skills are something to be conquered, not accepted.

      Some weeks I take it easy, around 40 hours. There has been many a week when I've pulled all-nighters, or stayed up until 2AM to make sure my class prep was in order. I teach two classes a year and have a significant research program (two postdocs, multiple students). And many non-professors would be amazed at the amount of time spent on "department activities/politics" which includes a lot of things like advising, admitting new grad students, hiring new faculty, revising cirricula, etc. Seems like the less important it is, the more people want to argue about it.

      --
      Professor of Astronomy, Author of Spider Star & Star Dragon (Tor)
    39. Re:Fire the professor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm a novelist, and I know how to write

      No. You don't. Positively awful.


      The Jack, Philip Stearn, lays wrapped in a couchbeast in the biolab wired in a neurostimulator. He's tweaked the pleasure nodes outside their nominal range, feeling no pain, experiencing no fear, grinning widely. Sylvia Devereaux is similarly grasped, nearby, her hands clasped before her. She speaks softly, and Papa listens: "...though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death..." Papa announces the impending wormdrive activation and does not eavesdrop further with his consciousness, leaving his automatic systems to listen for any instructions Sylvia might issue.


      D.
    40. Re:Fire the professor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PS instead of spending time on your fiction why don't you DO YOUR JOB and educate instead of blaming the students for needing education or K-12 for not preparing. The buck has to stop somewhere. All I see in this thread are piss poor teachers like you making excuses for SUCKING ASS.

      Signed,
      Someone Who Recently Paid For Education From MORONS Like You

    41. Re:Fire the professor... by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately what happened is that in each group the rest of the members (the groups were arranged so each group was mixed ability) ganged up on the 'smart but weak/shy' one to do all the work then goofed off.

      I knew a professor who required a group paper. She also put a question on the final which went something like this:

      • Name of your three coauthors. What % of the work did he do?
      • ____________________ _____%
      • ____________________ _____%
      • ____________________ _____%
      She took this into account when grading. Several people got far lower grades than they expected, because their coauthors agreed that they'd tried to free-ride.

      To quote a famous best-seller, there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. It seemed to work, but I don't think she did it again.

    42. Re:Fire the professor... by parliboy · · Score: 1

      I'm in the final weeks of an HTML class I'm teaching in high school, and the class has been broken into groups of four to complete a final project.

      While some of the grades are being assigned by me, each project captain assigns a grade to his teammates based on a rubric I'll be distributing; the teammates will to the same for the project captain. Goof off, and your final grade will reflect it.

      Granted, this opens up the possibility of bombing someone you don't like. This means you still have to observe the efforts being made by the class members, to verify that the student-assigned grades are fair.

      --
      "You're never ready, just less unprepared."
    43. Re:Fire the professor... by Clod9 · · Score: 1
      Very interesting reading about your expieriences and conclusions. I don't have anything against objective tests, but I have a strong reaction to the idea of going easy on students in order to get a good evaluation. I aced my two first CSci courses, the ones that determined whether I'd get accepted into the program, and the first one was very challenging. It took great effort and the tests were not easy. And I respected the professor tremendously. The second placed 40% of the grade on a 13-question, one-page multiple choice final exam that took me 20 minutes to finish. I can't remember the name of the professor or even whether it was a man or a woman, and I'm glad I can't, because I still feel angry and shortchanged by that course. Can you guess which of these professors I rated more highly in the evaluations?

      That was 20 years ago. An A frequently didn't mean much back then, either. The only thing that makes it mean something is the professor. My hat is off to those, like you, who put in the thought and energy to educate us well.

    44. Re:Fire the professor... by winwar · · Score: 1

      "I too used to give students in my survey-level meteorology class opportunities to "express themselves" via short answers (a paragraph or two) on exams. I stopped because it was so hard to grade many of them because they were written so poorly. In addition to that, it is very difficult to grade short answers in a consistent way. For many of the short-answer questions I would usually end up just writing a number down ("Hmm.. this feels like a 3-points-out-of-5 answer") which real doesn't feel right... but what do you do when the concepts are confused, spelling and grammar are terrible but they have expressed some knowledge of the material?"

      Thanks for comment. I have had a similar experience being a GTA for a few years and a lecturer for a couple of quarters (geology). Glad I'm not imagining it. I certainly see the allure of an objective test-either right or wrong.

      Of course, it's amazing how hard it is to write really good objective tests.....

    45. Re:Fire the professor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you that profs have a duty to read what you write. I do, and I type up comments back, which a lot of students have never seen.

      But re

      "Professors get paid over $70,000 a year,"

      not me! And a lot of my colleagues in the humanities get less that $40,000. That's if they are lucky enough to have full-time jobs. If your instructor is a grad student or part-timer, they may be making far less than.

      "they work 20 hours a week"

      nope. Surveys show it's about 55 hours on average, and if you're serious about publishing, it'll be more than that.

      "and they have job security and a union."

      *If* you have tenure, you have security, but the proportion of nontenured jobs has been rising. And only some campuses have unions.

    46. Re:Fire the professor... by mbrother · · Score: 1

      Wow, you've got issues.

      I get good teaching evaluations. I am successful in research. My novel writing provides a way to communicate scientific ideas to the general public.

      I don't have a problem. Why don't you do your job instead of posting on slashdot ever, ever again?

      Just wow.

      --
      Professor of Astronomy, Author of Spider Star & Star Dragon (Tor)
    47. Re:Fire the professor... by stephenbooth · · Score: 1

      So you put that your three team mates did nothing or next to nothing. They put that they each did about 30% each and you did about 10%. The teacher investigates, the upshot of which is that you lose your teeth or some other body part(s) you need and probably get sent down or put on academic probation for lying (well, it was 3 against one).

      Stephen

      --
      "Don't write down to your readers, the only people less intelligent than you can't read" - Sign on Newspaper Office Wall
    48. Re:Fire the professor... by taion · · Score: 1

      Michael Aschbacher (one of the foremost algebraists currently alive) teaches the first two-thirds of our first course in algebra, as well as our first-year course in linear algebra.

      Feynman taught first-year physics while he was here.

      Politzer (just won the Nobel in phys) currently does a good bit of work with undergrad and even first/second-year phys majors.

      --

      ----------
      Floccinaucinihilipilification - the action or habit of judging something to be worthless
  98. Professors are not there just to teach by kungfoolouie · · Score: 1

    "How long before he's replaced entirely by his own program to cut down on staff costs?" ????

    Most professors are not there to teach. Even for those who specialize in fields that their employing school is far from being a leader. Of course, there are subjects in some schools where professors do nothing but teach, but in any scientific field, even the "social sciences", professors are hired to work on other projects. They don't just go from class to class teaching and grading papers and tests in between the classes. One of the few things I learned from the way too many years of being in school.

  99. Calculus by John+Seminal · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can say this much, I have never had any other professor, outside of the Chem or Physics department, grade my papers like a math professor. Most of the humanities professors just skim over. But in my Calculus class, it was possible to turn in homework and get negative points. For example, you have a problem 1.0 + 1.00 = ?. You write 2. First, half a point off for not figuring in significant digits. Another half a point off for sloppy handwriting. And the full point off for not showing your work. Problem worth one point, your score is negative one point. In some cases, it was better to not turn in anything at all.

    --

    Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

    1. Re:Calculus by qewl · · Score: 1

      In some cases, it was better to not turn in anything at all.

      Your professor probably thought he was preventing carelessness and half-assed studying, but in reality he's doing more to stifle learning and trying than anything. If you're a student in the class and think you might know how to work problem 4 in the HW but aren't for sure, and you just don't attempt doing it to be on the safe side, you haven't kinetically learned anything from trying then. Nor is your attempt ever graded or corrected so that you can understand better how the problem is correctly worked, so you stand no better than before. A good class is coming out knowing more and enjoying the subject more, not a frustrating grade.

      --

      (\_/)
      (O.o) This is Bunny. (> <)
    2. Re:Calculus by Cederic · · Score: 1


      Anybody takig points off me for handwriting better expect a good (verbal) slapping.

      I want my calculus graded by how well I know calculus, not my ability to coordinate hand movements.

    3. Re:Calculus by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      A good class is coming out knowing more and enjoying the subject more, not a frustrating grade.

      I could not agree more. I did the best in classes I liked the most. I even changed majors once because of a professor. I could not wait for the next lecture, they were very interesting. And when we had tests, if we did not do well, the professor would call us in his office to talk about why we did poorly. He never made us feel stupid, but rather was more interested in us learning the material. In some cases, he let students with D's and F's a second chance to retake a test.

      Now compare that to the Chemisty Nazi teacher I had. I swear, she must have been paid for every F or D she gave. I think out of 60 students, by the middle of the semester there were 30 left, and if anyone got an "A" in the class, I did not hear about it. She tried to make us feel better, saying those of us who survived to organic chem would get tests with curves. LOL, later I found out an "A" in that class is getting 30% on a test. Fuck that.

      --

      Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

    4. Re:Calculus by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 2, Interesting
      1.0 + 1.00 = ?. You write 2. First, half a point off for not figuring in significant digits.

      Hmmm.

      1.0 falls in the range [0.95,1.04].

      1.00 falls in the range [0.995,1.004].

      Worst cases:

      0.95 + 0.995 = 1.945, rounded off to 1 decimal makes 1.9.

      1.04 + 1.004 = 2.044, rounded off to 1 decimal makes 2.0.

      Isn't the number of significant digits after the decimal point indeed zero?

    5. Re:Calculus by Sinner · · Score: 1
      1.0 falls in the range [0.95,1.04].
      Actually, the range is [0.95,1.04999...], or, if you wish to avoid being roasted alive by pedantic university professors,

      "x = 1.0" => 0.95 <= x < 1.05

      0.95 + 0.995 = 1.945, rounded off to 1 decimal makes 1.9.
      I have a horrible suspicion you are right. How disturbing.
      1.04 + 1.004 = 2.044, rounded off to 1 decimal makes 2.0.
      This becomes 1.04999... + 1.004999... = 2.054999..., which rounded off to one decimal place is 2.1.
      Isn't the number of significant digits after the decimal point indeed zero?
      Yes. I always hated that "show your working" crap myself.
      --
      fish and pipes
    6. Re:Calculus by JamesD_UK · · Score: 1
      Except that when it comes to having examinations marked, the person doing the marking may have already read hundreds of papers and won't exactly be happy to have to dicypher your scribblings. At my University it was made clear that the marker was unable to read your writing properly, rather than risk mis-marking the examiner would have your paper transcribed at a cost to you.

      Knowing calculus is little use if you're unable to communicate it to anyone especially someone trying to grade your ability.

    7. Re:Calculus by Goldsmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've always had a problem with the points off for handwriting thing too... until I ended up on the other side of the table as a teacher.

      These days, there's no reason not to just type up your math if you can't write legibly or draw a decent curve on a graph. In some cases, it was actually fun asking a student "what is that letter"?

    8. Re:Calculus by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
      Another half a point off for sloppy handwriting.

      Subjective grading on objective courses are easily rectified by a trip to the Dean. College is not free and I should be getting what I pay for. I did not pay for a math class for the professor or TA to give me their opinions on my handwriting.

      --
      Not since Marie-Antoinette played milkmaid has looking simple and honest been so fake and complicated.
    9. Re:Calculus by Frumious+Wombat · · Score: 1

      Having just graded a chemistry midterm that was mostly essay questions, I'd like to say, "If I can't read it, I'm not grading it".

      Come on people; buy a mechanical pencil or a pencil sharpener, or learn to type. Cuneiform tablets would have been a step up from most of those exams.

      --
      the more accurate the calculations became, the more the concepts tended to vanish into thin air. R. S. Mulliken
    10. Re:Calculus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the range is [0.95,1.04999...], or, if you wish to avoid being roasted alive by pedantic university professors,

      No, since 1.04999... = 1.05, and 1.05 rounds to 1.1.

      The correct range is [0.95,1.05).

    11. Re:Calculus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anybody takig points off me for handwriting better expect a good (verbal) slapping.

      I want my calculus graded by how well I know calculus, not my ability to coordinate hand movements.


      If I can't deduce what your hieroglyphs mean, you'll get zero points. If you want more, please be welcome to visit my office during the reception hours to decrypt your handwriting.

    12. Re:Calculus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Knowing calculus is little use if you're unable to communicate it to anyone especially someone trying to grade your ability.

      There seems to be an error in this statement. Let's fix it.

      Knowing calculus is of little use.

      There we are!

    13. Re:Calculus by chialea · · Score: 1

      >I did not pay for a math class for the professor or TA to give me their opinions on my handwriting.

      You did pay for the professor or TA to give you an opinion, n'est-ce pas? I cannot emphasize enough how difficult it is to give correct feedback on a paper or problem if your TA has to guess what you wrote down. It's actually even a process of: (1) guess, (2) work through the problem with the guess, (3) find contradiction with legible work, (4) return to step 1. After a few iterations of this, the TAs advisor is going to point out that their time is more valuable than that, both for working with students and doing research (which is the real reason your TAs are there, if you have grad students!). The poor grader is simply trying to encourage you to give them something reasonable to grade, so that it is NOT subjective, and does NOT involve guesswork. Students often disregard requests that do not come with grade consequences, and a point off is almost certainly not going to affect your final grade.

      Lea

    14. Re:Calculus by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      The solution for that is to return the paper ungraded and explain why. Have the student resubmit both papers (so you know they didn't complete problems or whatnot) and then grade it. You've spent no extra time as the grader/TA/prof and it gets the point across without being detrimental to the student's grade. Negative points are bullshit, no matter what your justification for them is. They just have no educational benefit.

      bkr

      --
      "Growing old is inevitable; growing up is optional."
    15. Re:Calculus by chialea · · Score: 1

      Most classes have the policy that the grader will finish grading the papers by a certain time, return them, and post solutions. (Not only that, they often do not set class policy.) It /does/ take more of their time to return a paper and then regrade it (grading a group of papers together is much more efficient, and dealing with a paper twice is taking up far more time than grading it once). Often, there simply isn't time to do the extra cycle by the time the solutions must be posted.

      I do not give negative points when I set grading policy (other than on multiple-choice exams). When I recieve homework that is completely unreadable (I am quite good at reading messy handwriting, and I do get a second opinion), I do my best to grade it, and put a note that this is unreadable, and that in the future they will have to type their homework (and I will happily help them with LaTeX), or write it more clearly. Only when this is disregarded do I start removing points. If I can't tell what you wrote, I can't give you points for it. It's that simple.

      Lea

    16. Re:Calculus by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1
      But in my Calculus class, it was possible to turn in homework and get negative points. For example, you have a problem 1.0 + 1.00 = ?. You write 2. First, half a point off for not figuring in significant digits. Another half a point off for sloppy handwriting.

      Oh, man. I had one like that. One test came back with an utterly incomprehensible squiggle on it. I puzzled over it, called in two people for backup, and finally we managed to decypher: "------ needs to be ears ------". What little we understood didn't make any sense, so I finally had to ask about it. What it said? "Writing needs to be less illegible." Now, my writing IS sloppy, but I've never had "less" mistaken for "ears".

      In some cases, it was better to not turn in anything at all.

      Yep, had those too. High school was the real gem in the rotten crown for that.

      I had a history teacher in high school who refused to give out 100s, on the grounds that "no one is perfect". If you got 100, he'd find a 'missing comma' that would never get you downgraded any time else. I averaged 10 percentage points lower than any other history class I took.

      The same teacher also liked making people color maps. (Crayons! In high school!) He'd mark you down if you didn't color Byzantium pink, because, and I quote, "That's were all the queers were." Eventually one student lost it and in the middle of the class told him he was only obsessed with ancient Roman homosexuals was because he was in denial about his own homosexuality. Got the kid suspended for a week, but it was still mentioned occasionally years later when a few people from my old high school landed at my workplace.

      Geography was fun. The teacher told us there was ten more students than seats - made obvious by the SRO section at the back of the room - but that was okay because at least a dozen of us would drop out within a week. Almost made a joke of it. It was like a psychic "rot in hell, bitch" passed over the room as everyone steeled to stay in that class no matter what. First homework assignment: List things found in the Solar System (in GEOGRAPHY?). That's when I realized how she got people to drop out: I listed everything I could think of, but failed because I hadn't named EVERY SATELLITE IN THE SYSTEM.

      Almost no one dropped out and they had to split the class and get a teacher with a free segment to take the overflow, which included me. The new teacher was a hoot because he understood the book, but not logic. Due to a typo, he taught us that deer live in the second level of the rainforest, which starts 10 feet off the ground. (As one student sarcastically asked: "If it's the rainforest, and they're 10 feet up, are they reindeer?")

      The mid-term was a hoot. 6 essay questions - five page minumum per question. Do any 4. Every last one of us skipped question number six. (I didn't remember being taught it.) When he reviewed the exam with us in class, he insisted he taught it even as several of us said he hadn't. He refused to explain any aspect of the question to us just because we'd all skipped it. Good learning experience!

      On the flipside, I had a chemistry teacher who'd toss a 'Mindtrap' puzzle question on every test as a bonus. Not everyone got it. Some people didn't even bother. Me, I dropped 20 bucks on the game and read through the cards. I have a sharp memory, and it came in handy. I nailed every question after that first one. Left that class with over a 100% average.

    17. Re:Calculus by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      The same teacher also liked making people color maps. (Crayons! In high school!) He'd mark you down if you didn't color Byzantium pink, because, and I quote, "That's were all the queers were." Eventually one student lost it and in the middle of the class told him he was only obsessed with ancient Roman homosexuals was because he was in denial about his own homosexuality. Got the kid suspended for a week

      ROFL!!! That is damn good. I was not as confrontational as that, I just would stick a butterfly knife in the teachers tires. But I bet in todays age, all schools probably have video camera's or something. My other favorite activity was spraying fermaldahyde on their chair. One teacher had this very expensive pen. It was his favoirtie possesion, he even talked about it, it had gold trimmings, the works. A very nice pen indeed. It was one of those that unscrews in the middle, so you can change the ink. The teacher had a habbit of checking a random homework problem at the start of each class, it was how he did attendance. He would walk by every lab station, you had to have your homework out and ready or you got a zero. He checked exactly one problem, and if you got it right he would initial your paper and you would turn it in. If you got it wrong, he would draw a big X over the problem. Anyways, one day he had to leave the room for a few minutes. It was during our disection of a pig. So I take the scalpel and cut the gall bladder out of my piggy, go to his desk, take the pen, unscrew it, pull out the ink cartridge, slide the gall bladder over the end, and screw it all back in. What happened next, I never expected. The teacher came back in, and 10-15 minutes later he took his pen and wanted to write something. He clicked on the pen to make the ink come out, but the gall bladded oozed out. He did not say one word, he just put the pen away and took out another one. A few days later, I forgot about it. But the teacher did not. So we are back to disecting, and he is walking around, inspecting everyones disections. He comes to my table, and says "i don't see the pari-sypho-mialis". I am like WTF, I don't even know what that is. He takes out his pen, and points and says "its right there, under the intestines, can't you see it. i know it is small, that little node. you have to cut it out, because under it is an important vein I want you to see". I am squinting and looking but I see jack shit. He says "get a little closer, move the intestines over, look... look... it is right there... look". So by now my face is 2 inches away from the pigs intestines. The teacher took his hand on the back of my head and pushed my head down into the intestines. He then told me "don't EVER touch my pen again". So for the rest of the day, I was CERTAIN it was not snot comming out of my nose, but cellular tissue from that little piggy.

      I had a history teacher in high school who refused to give out 100s, on the grounds that "no one is perfect". If you got 100, he'd find a 'missing comma' that would never get you downgraded any time else.

      These are the teachers I wanted to kill. I would heckle them, cause all sorts of problems. I had one teacher in particular like that back in high school, and some guys had pictures of ex-girlfriends in their bra and panties. They would hide those pictures in the teachers desk or papers, then anonymously tell the police they "accidentaly noticed it". We would then have a substitute teacher for a few days. The teacher would come back even more pissed off, so we did what Sun Tzu reccomended "if your enemy is angry, irritate him". We would take hot peppers, while wearing gloves, and cut them open and rub them on his desk. Eventually, he would get the hot stuff on his hands, and touch his eyes or mouth. It was war. I eventually was one of the people kicked out of his class, but not before I planted the seeds of a nervous break down in him. Even as they were changing me to a different section, taking me out of his class, I told the dean who was chinese, that I overheard the teacher make

      --

      Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

    18. Re:Calculus by Travelsonic · · Score: 1
      Re:Calculus (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday April 08, @08:52AM (#12174937) Anybody takig points off me for handwriting better expect a good (verbal) slapping. I want my calculus graded by how well I know calculus, not my ability to coordinate hand movements. If I can't deduce what your hieroglyphs mean, you'll get zero points. If you want more, please be welcome to visit my office during the reception hours to decrypt your handwriting
      What about people with weak muscle tone, where their handwriting being bad is from physical issues, as opposed to other causes? *NUKED*
      --
      If you believe in privacy, and believe you have "nothing to hide" at the same time, you're a goddammed idiot
  100. touche by bitspotter · · Score: 1

    How long before he's replaced entirely by his own program to cut down on staff costs?

    Moreover how long before students invent programs to write papers this program will give perfect grades to?

  101. Logic... by John+Seminal · · Score: 1

    I wonder how a sociology professor could write a program that follows logic. Can it tell when a slippery slope argument is? I can see it looking for- If a. If b. Then c. But how does it know what a, b or c means?

    --

    Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

  102. And this is progress?!? by 26reverse · · Score: 1

    So now we're going to pat some guy on the back for finding a way to cut corners instead of doing the job he was paid to do. Sure, I sympathize for having to read so many papers. But, during one semeseter in college, I was responsible for learning to program in LISP, learning at least the basics for writing assembly code, reading Martin Luther (and searching for humanist thought as residue from the Renaissance and a precursor for the Enlightenment) and reading the Tale of Genji (first novel ever... which makes Don Quixote look like a small pamphlet). Did we as students complain? Of course we did! We railed against the professors for "not understanding how much work we had to do"... but did we cut corners? Some did... and I watched a handful get kicked out for cheating and several just failed their classes.

    The difference? We were paying for that "abuse". Here's a guy getting paid to do it, and now getting credit for cutting corners... and denying several students the attention they deserve for the work they did.

    If we demand the students to do their own work. We should demand the faculty do their own as well!

  103. Re:Undergrad is usually a waste of teaching resour by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
    kids would rather be out drinking and screwing rather than debating the intricacies of pre vs post agrarian culture in the Southern States

    Good Will Hunting?

    So more power to him. He is unlikely to be getting anything better or more insightful than a parroting of what he has already delivered in his monologues to his class. Same papers, year in and year out. No big deal to grade these kids with an automated program.

    This reminds me of a teacher I had who had over heads with references to pages in the text, 2nd edition. Problem was we were up to the 7th edition, so I can only guess how old the over heads were, and how lazy the professor was to update them.

    If a teacher does not have a passion to teach, they should be doing something else.

    --

    Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

  104. Shotgun... by John+Seminal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That reminds me of a startegy some people had when I was an undergrad. Since they knew teachers only skimmed the writings, they used a shotgun approach. They threw everything in the essay including the kitchen sink. They figure somewhere in there, the terms the professor was skimming for would be included. Sadly, these were the "A" students. The "B" students, who tried to write a real paper and make a point, did not get any worthwhile feedback.

    --

    Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

    1. Re:Shotgun... by Eternally+optimistic · · Score: 1

      I have seen a lot of students take the same approach in programming classes. It's not nearly as convincing as in the social sciences.

      --
      What keeps me going is my inertia.
  105. No more pesky work! by sean@thingsihate.org · · Score: 1

    Finally the profs don't have to waste their time with that pesky work!

    This reminds me of managers who feel annoyed, maybe even unfairly put upon, when their employees are taking up their valuable time asking them to make decisions or for guidance.

    Isn't it the professor's _job_ to read the essays he makes his students write?

    --

    One of the many things I hate. thingsihate.org
    1. Re:No more pesky work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, this seems like a lot more work than the Monte Carlo method I've been using to grade my students' essays. Although the program seems to be closed source, so you can't tell what it is _really_ doing.

  106. It's been done by lamber45 · · Score: 1
    When I took undergrad physics and chemistry, we used the CAPA system to do our homework. In the Physics classes, we actually used the system for quizzes, homework and the exams (which is one reason why I got by with an older edition of the textbook). Homework was done online, but exams were multiple-choice, to be done on paper in the crowded classroom, and each student had his photograph printed on the test so that he could be identified when he turned it in.

    The problems were set up so that you really couldn't get the right answer without understanding the material; online, you had to enter 3 or 4 significant figures and the right units to get credit.

    I'm not sure how a computer would make a student "show work" in Calculus, but there are a lot of symbolic mathematical languages out there. In fact, thereom-verifiers have been around for a long time; if the student just has to mention axioms, simple table-lookup is all that's needed. Of course, at some point a mathematician needs to start writing simple, symmetric, beautiful proofs, but 90% of the kids in a freshman calc class won't ever really do serious math...

  107. Algorithm details? by Goonie · · Score: 1
    So, can we raise the level of this discussion slightly? Does anybody have some technical papers discussing the algorithms used in this kind of program?

    And for all those people blathering on about the outrage of computer marking and instead academics should be rewarding original content, this is sociology 101 we're talking about. At that level, all you're hoping for is that students can write a semi-coherent essay, and, frankly, most of them can't.

    --

    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
    --Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
  108. Writing Style? by Valcoramizer · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that an issue of more concern would not be cheating, but recognizing creative styles of writing. If students are trained to write papers that score high using this algorithm, what would happen to all of the students who don't conform to standard structures? Will all essays begin to look similar in writing style and structure?

    --
    We raise our slide-rules high.
  109. Obligatory Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When a Freshman at Mizzou asked an Upper Classman which professor to choose for Sociology, the befuddled Freshman was left with the reply:

    "Get Bent"

  110. Nothing New... by moslevin · · Score: 1

    Having a program to grade your papers is nothing new... I remember being in junior high, using Word for Windows which could give your paper a couple of "grade level" marks. Word obviously didn't grade it based on content, but on style- which is somewhat subjective. After a while I figured out what style Word wanted my papers to conform to, and wrote to that. This didn't influence my content at all, but it did help me use different sentence structures and better grammar. I don't know... using something like that for grading the technical elements of language is one thing that I don't mind too much, but grading content that way is something different. I'm a fourth year Comp Engg. student taking a compilers course this semester, and all of our assignment testing is done with scripts (they aren't provided before the assingments are due). Even with a well thought out set of tests, one misplaced byte can often cost between 10-40% on your total mark, and a minor misinterpretation of a contradicting spec could easily cost the same. This test policy has caused a lot of people with valid assignments to get vary poor grades on the labs. While the grading program at issue here probably has more brains behind it, I can't help but think that nuances in an individuals writing style could cause completely valid papers to get marked poorly as well.

  111. Better teaching tool than grading tool by raehl · · Score: 3, Interesting
    My spelling has improved massively with the advent of the red squigle under the mispelled word - and not just because I fix the error, but I now just don't make the errors in the first place. (The green squiggle is not so useful - sometimes it's just quite wrong.)

    You remember peer editing in 4th grade? Did that have any value? Not really - but if you got instant feedback on papers, that makes it easier to just write better in the first place.

    Especially if this technology is combined with this technology.

    1. Re:Better teaching tool than grading tool by grazzy · · Score: 1

      Now just imagine what a electric shock connected to your chair every time you made a speling misstake would do for your spelling! /dev/electrocute ?

    2. Re:Better teaching tool than grading tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My spelling has improved massively with the advent of the red squigle under the mispelled word.

      Looks like you could use SpellBound too.

    3. Re:Better teaching tool than grading tool by mopslik · · Score: 4, Interesting

      the red squigle under the mispelled word

      Back when I was grading papers, I used to recommend the exact opposite to the students -- turn off the "instant" spell-checker, then run the "full" spell-checker and re-read the paper. I found that, in many cases, students would correct anything that had a red squiggle underneath it, but would get a false sense of security that all of the errors had been detected by the word processor.

      Oddly enough, when they had a squiggle-free page before them, they were much more attentive to detail and caught the "spelled-correctly-but-used-inappropriately" words.

    4. Re:Better teaching tool than grading tool by Ashen · · Score: 1

      I recently discovered that my supervisor can't discern between grammar and spelling mistakes. Why? He's red-green colorblind.

      It was frustrating to watch him try to fix a grammar mistake that was inconsequential because he couldn't tell if it was a spelling mistake.

    5. Re:Better teaching tool than grading tool by pipingguy · · Score: 1
    6. Re:Better teaching tool than grading tool by Kastigador · · Score: 1

      Red-squigglies and word processors are blamed for the degradation in the overall quality of English writing in college. When people typed out papers on a type-writer, you could only use so much white-out before you ended up having to type everything out again. It was well worth your time to carefully plan out what you were going to say, via multiple drafts, and then carefully type it all out. Now students just spew it out in a word processor, crafting it slightly as it comes to them, run spell/grammer check, email it to the prof or submit it online, and they're done. This makes for some very poor qaulity papers, and defeats the point of making students do the paper in general; that is to critically think in depth about the subject. Professors who are supporting the use of these automated essay checking tools are also opening a can of worms. Making it easier for professors to grade papers may make the quality of feedback and explanations suffer. After all, we pay enough for college as it is. Professors shouldn't be focused on grading, they should be focused on conveying the material effectively and getting students to absorb it. Everything is becoming so standardized and automated in this country, people are forgetting the point of academia in general. To teach and to learn. No computer can do that for us.

    7. Re:Better teaching tool than grading tool by raehl · · Score: 1

      That has nothing to do with the word processor.

      That has to do with a lack of standards applied to the submitted paper.

      And, this is college level. The assumption would be that you're grading on content because whoever it is already knows how to write correctly.

  112. Your prof graded your CS assignments? by raehl · · Score: 1

    Ours were always graded by computer. If you got the correct output for the given input, you got an A.

    1. Re:Your prof graded your CS assignments? by MoralHazard · · Score: 1

      It was a mix of the prof and his three TAs, for a class of about 40 kids. They did compile and do an output check, but you could still fail the assignment with zero points if it compiled and worked. Some examples of why:

      - no comments in source;
      - bad variable names confuse reader;
      - sexual insults leveled at professor in variable names;
      - wrote source in C++ (the class was on C);
      - extraordinarily obtuse algorithms that miss the point of the exercise;
      - calling library functions to perform work that you specifically asked to implement yourself;

      Now, to be fair, all of this was laid out in the syllabus and in every single assignment description.

      But the point is, they read your source pretty thoroughly and graded the source, not the result. They were trying to teach us how to write good source code.

  113. Newsflash! by pnatural · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. Students write a draft of their essay, which they then upload via a Web form to this program
    2. The program gives them a score on various parts of their essay, giving them valuable feedback on what needs to be improved.


    This just in! University English professor discovers the POSIX toolchain. Novel misuse of cat, awk, and sed and friends expected. Film at 11!

  114. So what? by raehl · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have lots of programs that save me hours of "doing my fucking job". They're called scripts, and it's called efficiency.

    If I can write a program to automate a menial task so I don't have to do it, then by all means, I should do it. If grading undergrad papers is a menial task that can be automated, then it should be automated.

    I mean, just because a freshman writes a bad paper doesn't mean a professor has to actually read it.

  115. I doubt the program can understand content by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    It might be able to guage sentence flow and scan for keywords and patterns, but there's no way it can understand content. Frankly, the content is the most important part of the essay.

    I'm skeptical.

  116. wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a professor of sociology wrote in his spare time what thousands of researchers at the likes of IBM, MS, etc couldn't do.

    if it's that good, it can probably help some of those excite/babel translation output crap too.

  117. term papers... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Unless it's an English class, they're just looking to see if you've learned the material for that course. Especially for the essay questions in the midterm and final, they will always just skim the papers for key words, phrases, and dates. They underline them and add up the points. That's just the way it works. The "B" student, who writes something interesting, but doesn't cover all of the relevant material, loses points.

    For a term paper, you additionally have to use correct grammer and spelling. Also, do not try to argue something stupid. Don't take a contrary opinion to the professor or to popular opinion on the college campus. You won't be able to convince the grader, and they'll think that if your argument isn't convincing, then it must be flawed and you deserve a bad or mediocre grade.

    These are things that I wish someone had told me when I was an undergrad.

    --
    My other first post is car post.
    1. Re:term papers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I wrote a midterm and a final paper for an anthropology class in college. The Prof talked about how he wanted us to do in-depth analysis and blah blah blah. For the midterm, I focused on a a few details and examined them closely, but did not cover all of the facts that were relevent, and got a C. For the final, I spent an approximately equal amount of time and basically rephrased the first sentance out of every paragraph in the relevent book chapters and got a near perfect grade.

      An important lesson to learn freshman year: the TA grades the papers, not the prof. (in this rare case, the prof might have actually graded differently -- he was pretty good).

    2. Re:term papers... by John+Seminal · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Also, do not try to argue something stupid. Don't take a contrary opinion to the professor or to popular opinion on the college campus

      I really, really, really wish someone told me this. I lost a letter grade in a class because I had a differing point of view from the professor. I wrote a kick ass term paper, I spent countless hours in the library doing research, I had other people proof read my paper. It was one of the best papers I wrote. But it was the exact opposite of what the professor believed.

      We expect our teachers will grade us on our work. But every now and then we get a professor who probably spends too much time writing letters to the editorial section of the new york times.

      --

      Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

    3. Re:term papers... by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Don't take a contrary opinion to the professor

      In other words, don't defend Israel in your term paper at Columbia. Heck, don't even let them know you're Jewish!

      --
      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    4. Re:term papers... by orangesquid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My mom was an A student. One professor refused to agree with my mom and gave her an A- even though my mother did well in that class, too. Differing opinions out to be REWARDED--they show students who have formed their own opinions (generally).

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      --TheOrangeSquid Is it any wonder things seem so awry? We swim in a sea of confusion and don't have to think to survive
    5. Re:term papers... by Curien · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My dad almost had a 4.0 in grad school, but one of his profs gave him an A-. My dad went to him to complain about it -- he deserved an A -- and the prof just told him he got an A- because was too concerned with grades.

      --
      It's always a long day... 86400 doesn't fit into a short.
    6. Re:term papers... by Louis+Guerin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My wife got a grad-level essay back with B on it, knowing that she'd gone against the opinion of the HOD and course convener, who'd marked it. No surprise. She submitted it for remarking (where it gets sent to another faculty member at a sister university) and it just came back with an A on it - overall gain about 15 percentage points.

      You CAN disagree with the prof, but you'd better be prepared to go into bat.

      L

    7. Re:term papers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you can start by using the correct spelling for grammar.

    8. Re:term papers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      useful tip: Next time try and use a url that doesnt give a '404' error. :-)

    9. Re:term papers... by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      That link is 404ed.

    10. Re:term papers... by koshatul · · Score: 1

      http://powerlineblog.com/archives/2005_04.php%2301 0083
      that last part is 2005_04.php
      then a #
      then 010083

      rtf404

      "The requested URL /archives/2005_04.php#010083 was not found on this server." and the url was "2005_04.php%23010083"

    11. Re:term papers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You CAN disagree with the prof, but you'd better be prepared to go into bat.

      I disagreed with my professors all the time. And got damn good grades for it.

      Of course, I was at a world-class university. Maybe things are different in America.

    12. Re:term papers... by gowen · · Score: 3, Funny

      So lets see : An independent investigation by a Columbia university panel says one thing. A load of bloggers say something else.

      Yes, my analytical mind tells me the bloggers have more credibility. I think I'll believe them.

      --
      Athletic Scholarships to universities make as much sense as academic scholarships to sports teams.
    13. Re:term papers... by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      I once had a teacher whose classes were total marxist crap. For my final report and test, I decided to go wild - took an absolute pro-capitalism stance and quoted Rand, Friedman, Mises, Hayek, Böhm-Bawerk... I pretty much pointed that everything she had taught was bullshit.

      Can't recall the grades right now, but I was approved. Maybe she was so puzzled that her little commie brain didn't know what to make out of that!

    14. Re:term papers... by starwed · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find that this is heavily dependant on the subject and the person...

      And apparantly, you'd have preferred a better letter grade to an honestly good paper?

    15. Re:term papers... by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      Oops... that name there is Bohm-Bawerk (with an umlaut over the "o")

    16. Re:term papers... by jebell · · Score: 1

      While I didn't read the linked article, how can the investigation of Columbia professors by other Columbia staff be "independent?"

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    17. Re:term papers... by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Differing opinions out to be REWARDED--they show students who have formed their own opinions (generally).
      Well-reasoned, informed opinions should be rewarded. You will not get any credits for arguing 2+2=5 out of me (at least not in a Math/Science class). A different opinion is not inherent more valuable than a concurring one.
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    18. Re:term papers... by dr.newton · · Score: 1

      A different opinion is not inherent more valuable than a concurring one.

      One could, however, argue that the fact that 2+2=4 is not an opinion, and therefore is not subject to disagreement, whereas something like, say, what the single largest cause of poor housing conditions in Sao Paulo, is.

      Of course, then we have the question of where to draw the line between facts and opinions. I would suggest that if a student takes issue with a theorem derived from certain axioms (such as 2+2=4) that the student is free to attempt to disprove those axioms (i.e. show that they contradict each other), and if successful should indeed be given a good mark. ;)

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    19. Re:term papers... by Taladar · · Score: 1

      But an opinion is generally more valuable than no opinion at all.

    20. Re:term papers... by LiNKz · · Score: 2, Insightful
      And apparantly, you'd have preferred a better letter grade to an honestly good paper?

      For the price of classes? Definately. You're not paying to change the mind of your instructor or impress anyone. This sadly, is what it is reduced to.
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    21. Re:term papers... by Daengbo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good American universities support the kind of thinking that you mention, which is why they are good universities. I suspect poor to average universities in your country have about the same proportion of wanker profs as the US does.

      BTW, is there any good reason you chose to turn the discussion into a US vs. Country B affair?

    22. Re:term papers... by hahiss · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm sorry to hear about your experience, and it is a shame.

      However, an alternate explanation is that the professor, who is, after all, the expert in your classroom, just thought the paper wasn't as ``kick ass" as you, a student with 15 weeks worth of experience in the field, did.

      It is interesting that students believe their opinions on the subject matter of a course to be as insightful, important, and correct as someone who has been working on the subject for many years. It sounds to me like the professors aren't necessarily the arrogant and doctrinaire people in these cases.

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    23. Re:term papers... by TGK · · Score: 1

      Have you ever been in Academia? Professors are bloodthirsty. Being investigated by fellow professors is like appointing a KKK jury for the trial of a gay jewish black guy.

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    24. Re:term papers... by BroadwayBlue · · Score: 1
      That's a scary thought, thinking back to the subject matter of all the A papers I wrote in ethics & econ. Man, if those profs actually did agree with my arguments they'd have been hauled off by torches & pitchforks.

      As an engineering student I loved those classes b/c as long as I presented a well defended argument, I could say whatever I wanted. There was no formulary right answer.

    25. Re:term papers... by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

      The Columbia, Mo University is The University of Missouri not Columbia.

    26. Re:term papers... by l4m3z0r · · Score: 1
      Also, do not try to argue something stupid. Don't take a contrary opinion to the professor or to popular opinion on the college campus.

      There are plenty of perfectly reasonably professors out there where this is not the case.

      Example: I went to a catholic college and had to take several theology courses. A priest taught my Morality class. As an atheist, my mid term paper was basically an elaborate argument against the existence of God and why belief in God is not necessary for a person to be ethical and live a "moral" lifestyle. I was the only student in the class who received a perfect score on the midterm. One of the comments on my paper was: "You have adequately defended against every rebuttal I could readily come up with, however, I disagree."

      There are two ways to get the grade by "knowing your professor" one is to know what they want to hear and give it to them. And the second is to know their objections and address them. Personally I find arguing a contrarian opinion and succeeding to be much more rewarding than a mere A.

    27. Re:term papers... by VolciMaster · · Score: 1
      "I lost a letter grade in a class because I had a differing point of view from the professor."

      I had the exact opposite experience on a few papers. I took views that were diametrically apposed to my teacher, and received very good grades on the papers because I thoroughly argued my case, and didn't bring in any extraneous data to the argument.

      I've found that professors like you to think. They actually want to have some challenge presented to them for their response. Following the lemming mindset ("Go, Lemmings, GO!") just produces a bunch of people with degrees who can't think on their own.

      I've not yet met a professor who didn't enjoy the challenge of grading a paper that he disagreed with. If your grade is coming based on politics instead of merit of your writing, there's a problem with the grader, not the writer.

    28. Re:term papers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but 2 + 2 does equal 5,
      for very large values of 2

    29. Re:term papers... by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      and if you're taking a biology course, arguing against evolution is akin to arguing against the fact of 2+2=4 .

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    30. Re:term papers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last time I checked, no less than the Chinese didn't think so.
      (Shanghai Jiao Tong University)

    31. Re:term papers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that the article is talking about Columbia University in NYC. No one gives a shit about UM Columbia.

    32. Re:term papers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to be so picky, but I just ran your post through an essay-checker and your use of out for ought and inherent for inherently took points off of your otherwise valid contribution to this thread. Thank you and better luck on your next essay attempt.

    33. Re:term papers... by Noxx · · Score: 1

      It is also important to note that most priests (at least the more intellectual professor-types) are fully versed in logical reasoning and analytical thinking as part of their theological training. Additionally, they are more likely to be secure in their beliefs and not feel threatened by someone who disagrees with them. The result is a professor who is much more likely to actually read and consider your arguements in an objective manner. You are very unlikely to get into a flamewar with a priest, no matter what the subject.

      Maybe we need more priests in the OSS community... :)

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    34. Re:term papers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, as a grader in the social sciences at an Ivy-League University, I have some points to make:

      First: grading for certain subjects subjects is necessarily more subjective than for others. e.g.- the 2+2=5 example below vs the impact of Agrarian reform on 19th century British social structure.

      Secondly: that being said, taking a completely unreasonable stance that indicates a sub-par knowledge of the material and theoretical issues pertinent to it should receive a lower grade. I have given ultra-Marxist and straight-up laissez-faire capitalistic explanations on the same assignment A's, as long as the authors have managed to argue their points in an in intellectually-informed manner.

      Thirdly: The requirements for any paper in more subjective fields such as Social Sciences or the Humanities will vary greatly depending upon the level of the class and the philosophy of the instructor. Of course, it is incumbent upon the instructor to let the students know exactly what he or she is expecting from the students beforehand. As a general rule of thumb, in introductory classes, the student should be able to prove that you have absorbed the material covered in the class in a generalized way and can begin to apply it to topics not specifically covered in the class. In upper levels, as one would expect, students should be able to apply a deeper critical understanding of the material and demonstrate the ability to expand upon scholarship in the field.

      Fourthly: Even in the (admittedly overrated) Ivy League, 90% of students simply can't write! Certain instructors will let this slide, especially in the hard sciences. However, I believe that if a student can't take the effort to learn to organize his thoughts in a coherent manner, he probably doesn't belong in the class. Of course, I could, but won't go into the sad state of writing programs in the world's high schools (it's not just a U.S. problem: anecdotally, international students tend to do even worse).

      Finally, it is every student's right to approach the instructor with any questions or protests regarding the grade that he or she received. If you don't like your TA's grading, go to the professor! Of course, it is important to recognize that professors will generally grade you harder than the TA does. As a matter of fact, I believe that TA's, being active students, tend in general to have a bit more sympathy with their students and grade accordingly.

      Of course, all of these are only general rules of thumb. No matter what subject you take, your professor could be either a grade-A asshole or a cream-puff. If the course is important enough to you, it shouldn't matter. If you work hard and make yourself savvy to what the instructor wants, you should be able to do just fine.

      One final observation: I've seen students cry (and go to the dean!), over an A-. I am a firm believer in the traditional system of grading, where A means excellent, B means good, C means average, and so on. If not earning an A in a course really gets you that upset, perhaps you should be talking about your problems with a shrink, not with the dean.

    35. Re:term papers... by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      As someone who once had a professor say to me, "Talk to me once you have a doctorate," and then have the balls to call ME immature, I'd like to say that your holding of professors as such paragons of intellect and openmindedness is the stupidest thing I've heard all day.

      This was a philosophy professor, btw. Speaking of ironic. I don't invalidate the work people put into doctorates, but how many people do YOU know that have spent their lives doing the same thing badly?

    36. Re:term papers... by LetterJ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Maybe things are different in America. "

      Apparently, they don't teach respect in your non-American "world-class university". The United States have (yes, I still hold on to the older plural use of United States) literally *thousands* of colleges and universities. And, like everywhere else in the world, they range from world-class to the terrible. I've personally attended schools at several different levels: community college, state university and private university. They were all within the same state and varied greatly.

      They also must not teach drawing clear analogies either as your parallel needs work. If you had said "I was at a world-class university *in Europe*", your pointing to "America" as your contrast might have made college-educated sense. However, you didn't. Rather, you revealed your open hostility and likely ignorance by saying that your one, anecdotal instance of a non-American university supplies enough evidence to damn the whole American post-secondary education system.

      Perhaps your world-class university wasn't.

    37. Re:term papers... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Second class countries are always trying to point out something better than what we have here in the US. Just let them wallow in their delusions.

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    38. Re:term papers... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Of course arguing creationist mythology is like saying 2+2=17. Cause god said so.

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    39. Re:term papers... by hahiss · · Score: 1

      Uh, if you could READ what I ACTUALLY wrote, I called didn't call professors paragons of intellect or of openmindedness. And I would actually be the first to say that becoming a professor need not require becoming a first rate teacher---and that some professors suck, that they all are subject to human foibles, and the like.

      All *I* suggested was that students frequently take their talents and skills to be far greater than they are---and that clearly having a ph.d. means that there is some (though perhaps defeasible) difference between the prof and you.

      I think your philosophy prof was probably right, if this post is any indication of your ability to analyze and respond to texts. I imagine that you don't remember the ``straw man" fallacy from your philosophy class, but this is a fine examplar of it.

      At least your prof was nice enough to offer that you call him when you get a ph.d. . . . he could have been a real jerk and told you stfu and foad.

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    40. Re:term papers... by operagost · · Score: 1

      2+2=17 is easily disproved.

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    41. Re:term papers... by sketerpot · · Score: 1

      A better analogy is saying that pi=3 because the Bible gives some measurements of a circle which, if the Bible is always completely correct, mean that pi is exactly 3.

    42. Re:term papers... by operagost · · Score: 1

      They are if your professor is a liberal (which is likely unless your university is in the bible belt).

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    43. Re:term papers... by operagost · · Score: 1

      I thought that was just line noise. Guess I can kick the baud rate back up on my modem.

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    44. Re:term papers... by phiwum · · Score: 1

      That's a better reply than I could write.

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    45. Re:term papers... by l4m3z0r · · Score: 1

      See I think your making broad baseless assumptions. This priest is the only one at said college that I had a positive experience with. Most that I dealt with were in fact worse than "normal" individuals and I frequently butted heads with them on a variety of issues. I find it odd that you would think them capable of understanding logic/analytical thought because of theological training when every indication for me was that the opposite was true. I've found that most priests are masters of moving arguments away from logic as logic/analysis is generally against the grain of what they are trying to prove simply because no logical conclusion can be formed that proves or disproves Gods existance. Mostly logic/anaylsis can be used to show why arguments from other side are flawed, but that doesnt prove one way or the other whats "true".

    46. Re:term papers... by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Student: "But ... but ... but I salivated when I heard the bell ring! That's what I'm supposed to do!!"

      Professor: {shakes his head sadly}

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    47. Re:term papers... by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      Hopefully, being critical of the data supporting evolution is akin to arguing x+y ~= 4, where x and y are roughly equivalent to 2 apiece, depending.

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    48. Re:term papers... by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      It can be argued that a "real A student" plays to the biases in each of her professors, hence tailors each essay. It can then be argued that this "real A student" has a superior intellect from that behavior. {shrug}

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    49. Re:term papers... by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      "You have adequately defended against every rebuttal I could readily come up with, however, I disagree."

      This comment implies from your instructor implies to me that he was wise. He recognized that both sides of a highly bipolar issue can have well-constructed arguments yet be concurrently disagreeable. That's why we honor these things by saying "you're entitled to your opinion".

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    50. Re:term papers... by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      so is "creationism"

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    51. Re:term papers... by jbplou · · Score: 1

      That depends on the prof, some do like it when you have a counter opinion, as long as you have good data/sources to back it up.

    52. Re:term papers... by shawb · · Score: 1

      he could have been a real jerk and told you stfu and foad.

      Well, he would have to have been tenured to get away with this.

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    53. Re:term papers... by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      Then I will give you my experience. I was in Freshman Comp and taking Shakespeare at the same time. My Shakespeare Prof loved my essays, in fact he found the writing "delightful". My Comp Prof on the other hand consistently graded me down because of my "Archaic" writing style. Both were visiting Profs from england. I found out late term that they were also dating. One of my writing assignments was to "write about something nobody knows about" So - I wrote about castle construction in the 14th century. I was graded down because "every school girl knows how castles were made" The next was to write about something everyone knew about. I wrote about the BWCA (Boundry Waters Canoe Area) a very Minnesota thing. I was graded down because "No one knows about this" She asked the class if they knew of the BWCA - everyone raised thier hands - my grade stuck.

      I fail to this day to understand why I got the grade that I did. "Archaic" writing may be tough to read but it is still good english - oh- her other criticism was that I used too many obtuse words, pardon me that my english is very good.

      So to sum up you can stuff the whole "expert" thing as far as term papers go. I had the same prof for a year in History - if you leaned your papers toward his area of study you did better, period. I even leaned one out to test the theory - sure enough it was the ownly bad paper I turned in. In another class I also had the (mis)fortune to have a partner in a class who slept late, drank too much, and did his papers on notebook paper. We became good friends and would read each others papers before handing them in. I would consitently tell him "This paper sucks" and he would tell me "This is great" care to guess who got A's and who got F's? Care to guess which of us was the Prof's pet? He knew it and purposly wrote crap. I did my all in that class and even he acknowledged that she hated me for no reason and my grade was based on her opinion of me.

      My early college experience has taught me two important things

      1. Play to the instructor's strengths
      2. Suck up to the Prof
      If you think that grading is fair based on the strength of the paper, I say go back to college

      Sera

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    54. Re:term papers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares?

    55. Re:term papers... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      See, you can catch my parallel perfectly.

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    56. Re:term papers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I got a bad grade on a paper that I worked that hard for I would find out that professor's superior and get them in big trouble. They have no right to give you a bad grade for an "A" paper.

    57. Re:term papers... by winwar · · Score: 1

      " "Archaic" writing may be tough to read but it is still good english - oh- her other criticism was that I used too many obtuse words, pardon me that my english is very good."

      Well, the purpose of writing is to communicate. And if a professor felt your writing was "archaic" and obtuse, well maybe it didn't meet its main purpose-to communicate. Of course, the annoying (interesting?) thing is that each field often has its own view of "proper" writing. Put simply, you both could be correct (your writing may be good, but simply inappropriate for the particular field).

      I have found no reason to "suck up" to the professors. Of course, realize that everyone who gets a PhD has an ego of varying size-you don't wan't to piss them off. And if a professor wants you to write in a certain style, expect to be penalized for not doing so. That's life. Happens everywhere.

    58. Re:term papers... by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      Your use of a label for an argument belies your education, narrow-mindedness, and self-righteous conformity. I bet you were an 'A' student.

      Look up the terms 'expert,' 'paragon,' 'intellect,' and 'openmindedness,' then think about how they should be interrelated in a university (or any classroom) setting please. Try to think for yourself for a short period, I know it hurts.

    59. Re:term papers... by snarkasaurus · · Score: 1

      You -can- write papers that run contrary to the professor's views and still get an "A" if you are
      A) older that the prof
      B) much, much larger than the prof
      C) let him/her know you aren't going to accept any bullshit marks because they don't like your conclusions, and
      D) Don't make any mistakes.

      My experience was writing papers showing that gun control does not reduce crime for a public health weenie at an extremely liberal/lefty New York school. Got an A after butting heads with the prof for a whole semester. The look on his face was so absolutely worth every minute of it. To this day it still warms my black heart.

      It is easier to just slide along with the crowd, but much more fun to chuck some sand in their salad. Besides, half the time the stupid commie bastards are dead wrong anyway. If you're not willing to waste your very expensive education quoting Lenin you end up doing battle with them, there's pretty much no escape.

    60. Re:term papers... by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      #B worked well for me. I was 19 or 20 when I learned that professors can be intimidated. I'd walk into class with a drumstick hanging from my mouth, and an attitude to match. I'd chew that bone all class. "hey, you callin' on me? i don't got my hand raised, NOW DO I?". I didn't think so. Well now, you can just take those questions down the street to the man who gives a shit.

      I got the idea about the chicken from the blacks who would keep a comb in their hair all day. I figured putting a comb in my hair would show I was trying to mimic them, but the chiken in the mouth, that was all me. :)

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    61. Re:term papers... by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1
      Thank you for an honest reasonable answer, something rarly seen in these parts.

      Sera

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    62. Re:term papers... by leecn · · Score: 1

      I like the way you refer to your special school as a "place of learning".

    63. Re:term papers... by Curien · · Score: 1

      That's an extraodinarily appropriate comment. He was in a MS Psych program.

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    64. Re:term papers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny, one my Physics tests last quarter had this as a question:
      2 + 2 = ?

      The correct answer?
      4, or 5 for very large values of two.

      If you missed either part of the answer you recieved no points on the problem. If we did not welcome differing opinions in science, we would not have progress.

  118. Professors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can someone who spent so many years receiving a "higher education" turn out so void of common sense?

    What a shame. Glad I never had a lazy asshole instructor like that in college.

  119. Yeah, I'm outraged, but here's a solution: by bombadier_beetle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Announce to the class that they have two options. If they want their paper to be computer-graded, the maximum they can get on the paper is a B. Only hand-graded papers can earn an A - but they will be judged on original thought, well-chosen sources, and total structure. If they don't meet those criteria, they will be penalized (and as such, would score lower than the computer would give). That way, students who aren't confident in their capability for truly excellent writing and novel thought can choose the computer grader for a safe B, while the truly thoughtful and creative students can be justly rewarded.

    Wait - what the fuck am I saying? ALL college students should be graded by the non-computer criteria I just listed, and those who can't do (or at least attempt) that kind of work shouldn't be in college.

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    1. Re:Yeah, I'm outraged, but here's a solution: by eluusive · · Score: 1

      Too bad college has just become another 6 years of babysitting after highschool.

  120. Scepticism =justified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something about this article makes me wonder ...

    Believing as much as I can into progress & technology, I imagine
    text processing engines can be developed into sophisticated
    systems having some AI properties. We've had a pretty sharp course
    about it in our CE/CS university.

    However, I graduated a mere six-seven years ago, still following what's up and cool, and this is the first time I encountered a story like that!

    There is some credibility to the whole issue in the sense
    that Qualrus is an aid of some sort (terminology-checker), and that final grading is done by the "human" professor anyway.

    The claim of "instant feedback", results in seconds etc. may very well be in contradiction with the claim that any serious and complex machine-learning, pattern analysis or artificial intelligence tools are in use here.

    If this article is true, the described introductory course in writing sociology-babble probably isn't worth much (or at least shouldn't be). Personally, I'm more inclined to the option that this story will either prove to be a hoax (at least my intuitive word-pattern processor is blinking red bXXXXXit-bXXXXXit lights to some funny details in the story) in the near future or at least, a few misunderstandings will about what a computer program developed by a sociology professor really can or should do to students papers will be cleared.

  121. Wow. by antoy · · Score: 1

    How long before he's replaced entirely by his own program to cut down on staff costs?

    Technophobia? In Slashdot, of all places?

  122. Pinky's law by CaptainPinko · · Score: 1

    Any suffuciently sophisticated paper is indistinguishable from gibberish.

    ~C*P
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  123. Sorry..too late... by SamMichaels · · Score: 1

    April fools day was a week ago.

  124. How long... by wcbarksdale · · Score: 1

    How long before people doing x get replaced by very small shell scripts, where x is "writing code", "system administration", or "asking stupid rhetorical questions"?

  125. "written using a word processor worth 50 points"!? by Daytona89 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    From his Intro to Sociology Course Outline:

    "There will be one paper based on a combination of Internet and library resources that must be written using a word processor worth 50 points."

    If this is any indicator of his understanding of grammatical rules, I pity his students.

    Question: How many points is your word processor worth?

  126. Re:Absolutely nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If you read the article, it clearly states that the program is used to analyse drafts, thus giving the students a chance to improve it before submitting the final version which the professor reads himself.

    As for the field of Sociology, it really says nothing of importance, but perhaps it says something about writing an argumentative text?

  127. It costs several hundred dollars to buy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it was developed after a $100 000 grant, so the important question is if it under a free license, like the GNU GPL?

  128. Over my dead body. by mutterer · · Score: 1

    I know a lot of the comments are along the lines of "oh, well your professors barely read your papers anyway." At my school and many others, that's not the case. I have a conference with my professor about each major paper I turn in, usually lasting 20-30 minutes each. In addition to this, each paper I get back comes with at least a full page of comments and questions, as well as margin notes. Over the years, this has helped me improve my writing by an incalculable factor.

    I'm paying over $30k a year for tuition at a small (some would say "elite") liberal arts college and I'd leave in a heartbeat if my school ever started using any kind of software like this.

  129. autograding in different subjects by krunk4ever · · Score: 1

    autograding is very different in different subjects.

    for cs projects, autograders only work if the everyone's project is suppose to return the same output given the same input. when outputs differ, they give skeletons for the project and predefined functions which you fill in and they can test those functions by themselves. when you write a program from scratch and have no defined return value, it's practically impossible to write an autograder for it besides the fact that it compiles and runs.

    there was a math example mentioned about saying how people's math homework/tests got autograded. math problems like cs functions usually only 1 correct answer. programs can check for that and obviously be able to check for errors within the work/function to see what might be causing it.

    but writing an essay doesn't have 1 correct answer (unless the topic/theme was very specific). often times in my philosophy class or psychology class, the topic is very open and we have a wide range of topics to choose from. i'm not sure how the essays were in this sociology class, but i wouldn't expect it to be much different.

    if the topic of the essay was really confined or if these were short answers or fill-in-the-blanks, i'd totally agree with autograders.

    but writing an essay to me is like creating a computer program from scratch or creating a new math theorem. it's not just something an autograder can give a grade for. of course it's a good tool to give an initial score such as grammar, spelling, etc. (for cs programs, it'll compile and run / for math theorems, the proof flows / etc), but at the end, a person is still required to verify. if not, bad papers might end up getting good grades and those won't complain. good papers might end up getting bad grades, and these people will definitely complain and what you end up is a class with a higher than average curve.

  130. That's exactly what I was thinking by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's the first thing that came to mind as I was reading the summary: well, gee, so he can now grade purely on form, rather than content.

    Sure, the program can analyze that the sentence flow and structure looks like it's analyzing/arguing/explaining/whatever a point. But is it even arguing the right point? Does that paper even _have_ a point at all, or is it just a babbledygook of random nouns/verbs/adjectives/etc that fits a structure?

    I'm not even sure it has to end up "beautifully expressed babble", it can just be any collection of random words that fits the structure the program is looking for. I.e., I'm sure it can be _awful_ babble and still pass.

    And indeed, a student then doesn't even have to understand how the program works or anything. A script will do just fine. Just download a paper that got good grades (hence, fits the idiot's program) and run it through a script that replaces each word with a random word that's in the same category. (Transient/intransient verb, noun, etc.)

    E.g., take the following two sentences:

    "The Electronic Frontier Foundation announced its prestigious Pioneer Awards today, and one of the three lucky winners for 2005 is Mitch Kapor."

    "A Pink Smell Stew impaled its dormant Turkey Shaddow tomorrow, or five of the two spotted continuums towards 2005 equals Mitch Kapor."

    It's just the random word substition I was talking about. It isn't even beautifully phrased babble, it's just awful even by dadaist criteria. Yet it has the exact same sentence flow and structure. Can the program even tell that the second is random blabber?

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    1. Re:That's exactly what I was thinking by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
      That's the first thing that came to mind as I was reading the summary: well, gee, so he can now grade purely on form, rather than content.

      If it's an English class, that's the whole point. English teachers are supposed to teach you how to write papers. The form is all that needs to be correct, anything else is interpretation and subjectivity which is not an English teacher's job unless you are in creative writing.

      I've argued several grades before a Dean and won a higher grade because I was graded on content instead of form. It is not an English teacher's role to play critic or pundit to my paper, just to assess my ability to correctly express the content.

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      Not since Marie-Antoinette played milkmaid has looking simple and honest been so fake and complicated.
  131. Hmm... by Lorkki · · Score: 1

    I wonder how long until it'll be "0/100: Syntax error on line 37"

  132. In _sociology_ class by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Dunno about you, but I'd expect someone's sociology grades to actually reflect some understanding of sociology. Same as I'd expect that their math grades reflect having learned some maths, or that the grades they get in their Java course reflect _some_ knowledge of Java.

    Having sociology grades that reflect purely English grammar skills, is as sick a joke as grading someone's data structures course based purely on indentation. It misses the whole point and makes a mockery of the whole teaching process.

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  133. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  134. The problem is by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    "The grade is based (in theory) on how well you meet the goals."

    Except it turns the whole goal on its head. Instead of the goal being to bloody learn something, the goal becomes to just have a bogus text that can pass a (probably piss-poor) grammar checker and a dumb keyword scan.

    All of a sudden cheating got easier: you don't even need to copy someone else's paper, and be caught by googling. You can just write any idiocy that's got the right sentence structure, and replace random words with keywords and names from a list someone else gave/sold you.

    "It's closer to "if I have to read a poor explanation of a basic tenet of my field one more time, I'm going to kill someone...""

    But guess what? That's his job.

    So you're telling me that he's too bored to do his job. Fine. Then he can bloody look for another job.

    Noone asks me if in _my_ job I'm too bored to read yet another program specification. I mean "oh, god, if I have to read another poor exercise in just asking for a PHBs favourite colours and fonts, I'm going to kill someone." Or "oh god, if I have to read another piss-poor piece of some unskilled monkey's code to find a bug, I'm gonna kill someone." Guess what? I'm paid to do that anyway. Noone will accept "oh, I coded a flight sim instead of an e-commerce site, because I couldn't be arsed to read yet another spec."

    That's all I'm asking from him too: to do his job.

    "I may be going out on a limb here, but I am willing to say there is virtually nothing interesting about papers written in introductory courses of any kind to anyone that is an expert in the field. They may be interesting to you, because you didn't previously know the information."

    I may be going out on a limb here, but that's precisely why the course is there: because you didn't previously know that. Otherwise you could skip directly to the third year.

    And his job isn't to learn new stuff from your paper, it's to make sure you understood those basics. Because otherwise going any further is building a house without a foundation. That paper isn't supposed to enlighten him, it's not supposed to entertain him, it's just supposed to prove to him that you've understood what he taught.

    And part of his _job_, boring as it may be, is precisely to read all that back and see if you've actually understood that.

    And again, that's all I'm asking of him: to do his bloody job. Or find another job, if the current one is too boring for his highness.

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    A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
    1. Re:The problem is by winwar · · Score: 1

      "And again, that's all I'm asking of him: to do his bloody job. Or find another job, if the current one is too boring for his highness."

      And what, exactly, is the problem of automating the boring parts of the job? If the computer can do the basic grunt work of the position accurately why in the heck do you want a relatively highly paid and very highly educated person doing it?

      Shouldn't they be doing better things with their time? Say research, advanced teaching, etc? Of course that gets into a whole different argument about why you are using a PhD to teach basic courses (supply and demand, image, etc).

  135. Re: Random Blabber by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 1
    "A Pink Smell Stew impaled its dormant Turkey Shaddow tomorrow, or five of the two spotted continuums towards 2005 equals Mitch Kapor."
    ...
    Can the program even tell that the [above] is random blabber?
    Makes perfect sense to me.
    Well, except for the part about the dormant turkey shaddow.
    Most impaled turkey shaddows that I've seen are anything but dormant (especially if they were impaled by their pink smell stew).
    OTOH, planking lists of generous seaweed enshrined the mixed Enterprise-C on parts of carpeted songbirds.
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  136. Re:YOU FAIL IT! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1
    I just submitted that, you got an F.

    Indeed, it got an F[lamebait] ;-)
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    The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  137. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  138. "A well thought out Slashshdot Post" by Headcase88 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Some profs at least claim to be a little more discerning when a page is longer than recommended. Everyone probably has at least one prof with the story (whether fact or fiction) of a student that handed in 3 pages of worthwhile material with multiple page data from a semi-related source sandwiched in, and how perople like that get a lower mark. Maybe I should make a long post and see what happens.

    First, moving around quickly, and with purpose, is a true sign of character. Secondarily, bustle(e.g. hustle) yields more product for the working types. "Hustle and bustle are like my right and left arms," said Li'l Spicy in his famous "Hustle and Bustle Are Like My Right and Left Arms" speech. Webster's defines bustle as "excited and often noisy activity; a stir." A stir, indeed. Finally, sometimes gross stuff can be funny.

    Here are some links:
    It is now my intention to play video games for several hours.

    Sources:
    The Brothers Chaps (2004).Homestar Runner. Retrieved April 8, 2005 from www.homestarrunner.com

    Random Source (2005). that you won't read because you were too lazy. Retrieved April 8, 2005 from www.toreadthisfar.com

    (I have four words for this post: "Too much half-asleep effort")
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    "When the atomic bomb goes off there's devastation...but when the atomic bong goes off there's celebraaaaation!"
    1. Re:"A well thought out Slashshdot Post" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot. Serious Business.

  139. It's called "delegation" by boron+boy · · Score: 1
    I used to work as a tutor at a university here in australia. Each time there was an assignment the lecturer/professor would go over it with us, tell us what to look for, how to designate grades, and then the other tutors and I would go off and mark a bunch of them. It worked really well, so long as the tutors were qualified enough.

    The point is there are other ways to save the time spent marking.

    The problem with automated marking is that there are so many solutions to the one problem. I was quite surprised at the different ways students would attack each problem - especially so for maths assignments, which I thought would be more standardised. I first started marking by trying to make sure every proof was completely flawless. That strategy was soon revised to "If I can't find a flaw in 3 minutes, you get full marks."

  140. Venting frustration. by Headcase88 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Nah, you write as many sigfigs (significant figures) as is found in the least accurate information. Otherwise by the same logic 10 + 9 = 20. Like your logic though :)

    I have a teacher this semester who doesn't teach sigfigs but expects you to get it right. Then he applies rules like "but with this info, you always show 3 sigfigs, with this info, 2 unless blah blah blah blah blah"... and he says this after marking everyone down in the test, mind you. Good thing I had a High School teacher who taught me this stuff.

    His excuse? "You should have asked more questions in class". I swear, he must have expected us to actually ask "how do sigfigs work?" without knowing it would be an issue. Doesn't help that he makes you feel stupid when you ask a question in class.

    He's not all bad, but still pretty bad. For more information: click.

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    "When the atomic bomb goes off there's devastation...but when the atomic bong goes off there's celebraaaaation!"
    1. Re:Venting frustration. by rbannon · · Score: 1

      It looks more like you guys are taking a technical course; you've all been hoodwinked into thinking that calculus is concerned with approximates. It is not!

  141. Useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it could also detect dupes on slashdot, it would be really useful.

  142. Re:Fire the professor... (not so fast) by MadCow42 · · Score: 1

    The real question is: if it saves him 200 hours of reading a semester, is he using that 200 hours to provide more/better services to his students?

    Is he looking closer at portions of the papers the software identifies? Is he using the output to generate more detailed/customized feedback that will help the student?

    Or, is he just improving his handicap?

    MadCow

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  143. What a stupid idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When are the A.I. types in this world going to
    get real and realize that a computer is, in no
    way, A MIND. It's the same kind of naivety that
    led guys like Minsky to declare that computers
    would use humans as house pets two decades after
    1975.

    Geeky adolescence still lives. Sheesh.

  144. Prof "Bent"? by yow2000 · · Score: 1

    In other news, Bent Technologies has released Sociology Essay Writer, that is compatible with popular automatic essay assessment software.

  145. No more dupes by psychgeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    But can we teach it to spot dupes and use it on slashdot? (and does it have a "Rolland" filter?)

  146. As a professor myself, by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    I would like to know what school you are at where professors get paid $70-100k a year and work 20 hours a week and still get to slack off. I'd like to send my resume there.

  147. The perfect evidence that education... by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Insightful

    has gone right into the shitter, at least at the University of Missouri. This program was actually approved for school wide use? What the hell is wrong with the University of Missouri? I find the whole thing just reprehensible. I guess at least Ed Brent has finally defined exactly the qualities of a "good paper".

    I'd be interested to put the Gettysburg address, MLKs "I Have A Dream" speech, major works of literature, etc through Mr. Brents meat grinder and see what grade they get. The whole thing reminds me of that scene in Dead Poets Society where they try to measure the "greatness" of a poem using trumped up terms like "importance" and "perfection". Sprinkle in a little computer wizardry, and suddenly you've got a mysterious, unbending, rule machine.

    Frankly this kind of thing just disgusts me. I'm no romantic, but you can't analyse how good a paper is based on some algorithm. It's like the idiots who try to analyse a songs potential through computer analysis.

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    AccountKiller
  148. Wow! by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
    According to ETS, the e-rater agrees with the human grader 98% of the time.

    That must be a pretty smart human!

  149. For cargo-cult pseudo-sciences only. by Morgaine · · Score: 3, Insightful

    arguably a better learning technique from a usability standpoint

    Yes, it might well be a better learning technique from a usability standpoint ... but only for a content-free "discipline" like sociology or other pseudo-sciences.

    Cargo cults a la Feynman are all about form, and this tool can indeed detect the presence of form and even distinguish form that is considered "good" by some metric from form that is considered "bad".

    But unless it actually understands what is being written through deep semantic analysis performed against a thorough database of relation-interlinked concepts, then there is no way the tool can detect hard scientific content (to the small extent that it occurs in sociology) from gibberish that just obeys the right forms.

    As Brent himself says, "In sociology, we want them to learn the terms." And that pretty much sums it up.

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    "The question of whether machines can think is no more interesting than [] whether submarines can swim" - Dijkstra
  150. Bah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That a computer program can do just as well as him says a lot about the care and diligence he put into marking papers by hand. Sack him now - tenure be damned.

    And no - I didn't read the article.

  151. Isnt OpenMosix obselete by OpenSSI? by Hackeron · · Score: 1

    I'm no clustering guru, but I tried OpenMosix and wasnt impressed with the performance at all. While I havent yet tried OpenSSI, I see time and time again that it is far superior to OpenMosix and accomplishes the same objective (SMP emulation over network).

    If you're into clustering, consider trying openssi.

    1. Re:Isnt OpenMosix obselete by OpenSSI? by Hackeron · · Score: 1

      crap, got attached to the wrong story.

  152. how can they charge for it? NSF grant? by posidian · · Score: 1

    Since this was done with an NSF grant, doesn't the source have to be available? I wasn't aware that the NSF was in the business of sponsoring corporate development.

  153. Good for him. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now how about a program thate makes writing essays easier? Try this one: http://www.elsewhere.org/cgi-bin/postmodern/

  154. Multiple choice on steroids by lingoman · · Score: 1

    I remember sociology -- easy, full of jargon and pseudo-science and essentially based on common sense with a liberal bias. Here's a course listing from the M.U. web site: "Survey of approaches to the study of behaviors commonly regarded as deviant such as crime, sexual abuse, substance abuse, mental illness, etc." Huh? Crime may be OK in Mr. Brent's department? In his world?

  155. To Teach by MediumFormat · · Score: 0, Insightful

    As a history teacher myself, my first thought was why on earth would any teacher want to abandon their students' writings to to a computer program? There is no possible way a programmer would have near enough time to fill that software with all the nuance of the written word. And far worse, what does the program do when it encounters an original thought? If someone approaches the problem with a solution unexpected by the program would it get a poor grade simply based on not being what the professor is looking for? I see answers that are different from what I expected on tests and it is refreshing and exciting to see students formulate their own ideas. That's the whole point! How can you possibly program something to react to what it is not expecting to see? Aside from the whole program grading pitfalls, what kind of teacher could possibly want to willingly take their fingers off the pulse of their students? Essay writing is one of the strongest academic bonds between teacher and student and to relegate that to computer work shows a desire to divorce oneself from the student. What meaningful comments and feedback can a teacher really give about a paper they have never read?? All in the name of saving 200 hours of reading... Ahhh yes... he has to publish! Publish 1st, students 47th.

  156. Could be working. Might be a good thing. by smchris · · Score: 1

    I'm very cynical about AI research building a conscious and autonomous gestalt any time soon (and a little dubious that this program even "detects" argument very well in real-world language), but, in this case, I'm willing to believe that the program just might work well enough to be a useful complement to the professor's reading. As long as it is scanning for writing style, terminology and, perhaps, some argument structure.

    In the '80s I looked at the shareware DOS release of a program called Readability Plus by Roland Larson. Apparently it is still around:

    http://www.stylewriter-usa.com/readability.html

    in Windows and Mac programs.

    The guy's original business model was a little creepy. Sell it to corporations so everyone would speak in the same corporate-approved voice. But it was a pretty interesting program to play around with. Put in a couple paragraphs of Philip K. Dick and it would demonstrate in charts and graphs why it was practically perfect pulp novel writing. (Alan Dean Foster was about a grade level above optimal if I remember.)

  157. No News by ndverdo · · Score: 1

    That has been around forever, numerous essay grading approaches have been developed and programs written.

  158. Automated Learning Concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Let's just put the students in a room, give them an assignment and use the output from the professor's program as input for a Sony-patented device sitting on the students head in realtime.
    This could simulate the feeling good writers have when they know the passage they are writing will need to be rewritten, give them a nice feeling about a well-written sentence etc.

    Soon they'll try to avoid the bad feelings and try to reflect this in their writing. The same patterns the professor's program uses will show up in the brain of the student.

    I think I should finish this comment up with a paranoid pop-culture reference, but I can't think of one that fits well enough (just imagine something).

  159. Re:All we need now is a program to write papers.. by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    You know what's next...

    Scantron Essays!

    Tom

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  160. Re:"written using a word processor worth 50 points by tomstdenis · · Score: 3, Funny

    WTF is a word processor? I write documents in LaTeX ;-)

    What, his program can't read a DVI?

    Tom

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  161. So RTFA already? by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All the "but if it was an English class" posts make a nice alternate history what-if scenario, and all. No doubt there. Also an a very insightful observation on the role of English classes and essays.

    But if you actually RTFA you'll see that we're talking about a _sociology_ professor and _sociology_ papers.

    "If it's an English class, that's the whole point."

    Well, precisely. That's the whole point: it's not an English class.

    He's grading a _science_ class based on form instead of content. _That's_ the problem.

    Unlike the English class in your example (which you are right about) his job _is_ to read and judge the content.

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  162. Reply by an English teacher by spawnofbill · · Score: 0
    I sent this article off to one of my English teachers, whom I hold in high respects. This is what he had to say.
    I have read about the program that has been tested by ETS. Just for fun some folks passed some pieces of literature through it that have been recognized as classics. The program rated them as failures. While such programs can be useful, I think that they are not to be fully trusted. I think that they may be good for teaching basics, but not for much else.
  163. It's about following instructions. by jbarr · · Score: 4, Interesting
    For a term paper, you additionally have to use correct grammer and spelling. Also, do not try to argue something stupid. Don't take a contrary opinion to the professor or to popular opinion on the college campus. You won't be able to convince the grader, and they'll think that if your argument isn't convincing, then it must be flawed and you deserve a bad or mediocre grade.
    You make some interesting points.

    When I was in college in the late '80's, the "trick" to getting good grades really was to understand what the professors were looking for, and give it to them.

    For example, I had a professor who distributed pre-printed pieces of paper that had a line drawn around it indicating the margin (something like two inches at the top, a half inch on the right and bottom, and three inches on the left. The large margins on the left and top were for the prof's notes and comments to us.) We had to type (with a typewriter) our papers to fit within the bounds of the margins, and spelling and grammar counted (and this was a Psychology class, not an English class.) He would not accept more than the one page. Another professor required papers be written in a specific topical order. If you deviated from those models, you got marked down.

    The point was not that the profs were trying to be devious, but to make us take into account the instructions they gave us. If we followed the instructions, we got better grades. If we didn't, we would get marked down. And yes, content did count too.

    Yes, it was a hassle, but the result is that now, when my bossed give me instructions, I follow them. The times when I deviate are the times when I really hear about it. Lesson learned!
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    1. Re:It's about following instructions. by symbolic · · Score: 1

      We had to type (with a typewriter) our papers to fit within the bounds of the margins, and spelling and grammar counted (and this was a Psychology class, not an English class.)

      For written assignments, Spelling and English should ALWAYS count, as they are completely reliant upon, um, spelling and English.

    2. Re:It's about following instructions. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For written assignments, Spelling and English should ALWAYS count, as they are completely reliant upon, um, spelling and English.

      That's ridiculous. Sort of like saying that you can get your physics paper's grade knocked down because of bad math.

    3. Re:It's about following instructions. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that's true. Your teachers gave you a real good learnin'.. and now you can take orders like the best.

      Any sarcasm there aside, it hasn't changed much. When I went through psychology 101 about 2 years ago, the grading was kind of like that. I'd say it was 70% form, and 30% content. Form being following directions -- if you went outside the margins of a paper, you'd be marked down; if you tried to pull one over on a bubble sheet test by erasing when the instructions were not to, and you left a noticeable mark, you might very well fail the entire test.

      It probably is one of the better approaches to take with a class. That is, the majority of the students that go through it will end up in a job where they'll be a worker -- the most important function they have being able to follow orders exactly, and without any deviation -- and not in a position where they'll be thinking outside of any boxes whatsoever.

    4. Re:It's about following instructions. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, if your physics paper contains bad math, then it SHOULD get marked down. Like it or not, one of the points of college is to get you to understand processes and follow those processes. When you get into the real world, if you don't follow those processes, you could get yourself fired.

  164. ETS/CollegeBoard a non-profit company? by darkest_light · · Score: 1
    That surprises me. It seems like all they do is profit from high school and college students.

    1. approx. $20/SAT. And everybody has to do the best possible on the SAT, so they take it upwards of 3 times. And recent research shows that the test is not a useful predictor of student performance in college
    2. the same for the TOEFL. Every non-American student has to take this test, even those for whom English is a first language
    3. $60 for each AP test. Got to take the AP tests or you'll look like a slacker and never get into college
    4. now I'm at college, so I'm done, right?
    5. no. If you want financial aid, you'd better register the PROFILE. Only $20 to register and $5 for every college you want to send a copy to
    6. and then you come to the GMAT. The GRE. The LSAT. The MCAT

    CollegeBoard is rolling in dough. And what do they do with this money? Develop things like e-raters so they don't have to pay for graders.

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  165. Re:Undergrad is usually a waste of teaching resour by emilv · · Score: 1

    It does that too, actually. I checked the program webbsite and found out it can check for some sorts of parroting.

    We have a system like that in school too. We have to e-mail some reports to a special mail address which checks for parroting and the like.

  166. Name that Nationality! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, slashdot readers:

    The first one to guess what country the parent is from gets a cookie!

  167. this reminds me of the story by circusboy · · Score: 1

    of the teacher who decided to record his lecture and just play the tape for the students while he got some other stuff done.

    he left the room with the tape running, returned an hour or two later to discover a room devoid of students, but full of small tape recorders that the students had left running on their desks to transcribe the lecture.

    my father told me this, so I'm not sure if it was true or 'urban legend' but cautionary nonetheless, no?

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    1. Re:this reminds me of the story by xiaix · · Score: 1

      That is from the movie Real Genius, though there are probably other sources as well.

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    2. Re:this reminds me of the story by circusboy · · Score: 1

      given that he told me the story when I was a child, before that movie came out, (and I KNOW he didn't see that one.) I think they might have gotten it from a similar source.

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  168. Crappy profs? by acomj · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If the profs at your school mark grades down because they have a different opinion you should change schools. No offense.

    I had a professor that said he would give his opinion but he would grade based on how well the argument was crafted and backed up by facts/references.

    ANother professor complained that too many papers where just repeating what he had said in class and he had marked those down for not having enough original thought.

    Grammar and spellling are alway important..

  169. Students != Scripts by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

    "I have lots of programs that save me hours of "doing my fucking job". They're called scripts, and it's called efficiency."

    But you're obviously a sysadmin or similar - your job is to use a deterministic tool to solve a single problem. A professor is a teacher - his job is to train an unherently unreliable chaotic entity to do something they have no prior experience of doing.

    All you have to do is give the right instructions and the computer will be the perfect pupil (or nearly so) - it's essentially deterministic.

    A professor has to give perfect instructions, then pick up the pieces and correct the student when they get it wrong because they forgot/misunderstood/didn't listen/weren't at a lecture/etc. Without that essential explanation how are the students supposed to learn?

    "If I can write a program to automate a menial task so I don't have to do it, then by all means, I should do it. If grading undergrad papers is a menial task that can be automated, then it should be automated."

    But, but, but, grading isn't a menial task - it should be the single most important thing in a professor's job desciption. Honestly, name me one thing more important that a professor does than training the next generation of people in his/her field. There is nothing more important, because if they didn't do this the entire field would die with them.

    Professor should not be hired to churn out research papers or novels, or to go to symposia or meetings, or to sit in their offices and contemplate their navels all day - they should be employed to teach fucking students. Anything else is a pleasant distraction from their essential role in society.

    Apologies if this position seems a little aggressive, but I went to a university where CompSci professors were chosen based on their ability to churn out papers and make the department look good, and it was a fucking disgrace. Lecturers who couldn't speak english, lecturers who were using six-year-old out-of-date teaching materials because they couldn't be bothered to write new ones, and worst of all, professors who treated their students as nothing more than an annoying distraction from their pet projects.

    "I mean, just because a freshman writes a bad paper doesn't mean a professor has to actually read it."

    Right, and just because your compiler throws errors doesn't mean you have to fix them, but don't expect your program to work for shit unless you complete the feedback loop and correct your program.

    You know, the more I think of it, the more I suspect I might have just been trolled. If not, hope this gives food for thought. If so, well done sir - I haven't been successfully trolled for years.

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    1. Re:Students != Scripts by brpr · · Score: 1

      Professor should not be hired to churn out research papers or novels, or to go to symposia or meetings, or to sit in their offices and contemplate their navels all day - they should be employed to teach fucking students. Anything else is a pleasant distraction from their essential role in society. Apologies if this position seems a little aggressive, but I went to a university where CompSci professors were chosen based on their ability to churn out papers and make the department look good, and it was a fucking disgrace.

      You're going a bit too far here. If it wasn't for professors doing research, there wouldn't be anything to teach you.

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    2. Re:Students != Scripts by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      Well, plenty of research does get done in industry, but yes, academia does represent an essential (and open) source of new developments and theories, so I might have gone a tad overboard in the heat of composition ;-)

      Something of a pet peeve of mine though (in case anyone couldn't tell... ;-)

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    3. Re:Students != Scripts by winwar · · Score: 1

      "But, but, but, grading isn't a menial task - it should be the single most important thing in a professor's job desciption."

      Hmm, I thought teaching would be in there somewhere near the top, very possibly above grading. I think I have seen that assigning marks to students is required but very little in the way on how to do it :)

      "A professor has to give perfect instructions, then pick up the pieces and correct the student when they get it wrong because they forgot/misunderstood/didn't listen/weren't at a lecture/etc. Without that essential explanation how are the students supposed to learn?"

      Because they have a brain and want to use it? Look, introductory college courses (and even much of the rest) are really just guided (forced) handholding by someone who is an "expert" in the field. You don't have to go to college to learn what I learned in college courses IF you have the drive.

      There are three basic roles of a professor: teacher, researcher, and public/school service. Each college/university rates those differently. At a large state school research (publishing and bringing in grants) is the most important thing. Period. No matter what else they say. The other two are secondary. That is to say, they won't get you much if you don't do the first :)

      At a small liberal arts school, teaching will probably be most important.

      This of course varies, by discipline, school, etc.

      Grading is not the most important thing for ANY teacher-it's just something that is done to JUSTIFY and ASSIGN a mark. It may have little or NO correlation to what you learn or are taught (it may not be useful feedback).

      "but I went to a university where CompSci professors were chosen based on their ability to churn out papers and make the department look good, and it was a fucking disgrace. Lecturers who couldn't speak english, lecturers who were using six-year-old out-of-date teaching materials because they couldn't be bothered to write new ones, and worst of all, professors who treated their students as nothing more than an annoying distraction from their pet projects."

      Well, with all due respect, you WERE a distraction. You were NOT a priority. The school even stated as much (if you read between the lines of their advertising). Of course, you probably didn't realize this until it was too late. You went to the wrong school. It sucks. Been there, done that.

  170. B.S.! by Luscious868 · · Score: 1

    I don't think any professor should be allowed to use a program of this type. I'm not shelling out all of this cash so that a computer can grade my papers. I want the professors to read, and comment on, what I'm writing. That's a part of learning. Listening, reading, researching, discussing, writing and having what you've written graded by a human being who can understand and comment intelligently on what you've written. If you don't get feedback from your professor, what's the point of going to a university? Just send me video tapes of the lectures, I'll send in my papers and tests to be graded electronically. Oh and since the university is no longer paying a boat load of professors to teach and grade or paying to maintain the school grounds, tuition should be reduce by 50% to 75%.

  171. subtle reason why many teachers suck ass by potus98 · · Score: 1

    "In sociology, we want them to learn the terms," Brent said.

    And that my friends, is why I (and I suspect many /. readers) hated most of the classes from K-College. The courses that taught me the most were the ones that taught me to think -not memorize buzzwords. The root problem is, many teachers are not interested in teaching; rather, they're focused on indoctrinating. They don't want you to learn how to think, they want you to think what they think.

    I have found some courses (K-career) where I needed to "learn" large quantities of terms, exact formulas, and other minutia about a subject. While I can assimilate all of the data, the underlying "why" is often ommitted. Attempting to learn the "why" is usually met with red-herrings, quick subject changes, or the simple "don't worry about that" brush off. The truth is, many of these teachers/instructors simply don't understand the "whys". They themselves have memorized large quantities of data, but have no clue what drives the topic at a fundamental level. If you have a motivated curiosity and attempt to drill-down with the person, they become very uneasy and defensive (especially in front of others) because you're moving the conversation into areas where they are weak.

    I don't expect this will ever change, but I have found ways to use this to my advantage in dealing with people. If you can understand the fundamentals affecting a given situation, you may have the ability to control or shift the situation to your advantage. I have out-maneuvered people on subjects where they are, by far, a subject-matter expert. The problem for them (the advantage for me) was, they knew a lot about the subject, but they did't truly "get" the subject.

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  172. RTFA!!! HE DOES READ THE PAPERS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hear a lot of whining about him not doing his job reading the papers. According to the article, he reads all of the papers but after they have been graded by the machine. The goal here is that the machine can give a preliminary score, the students can improve on that, and then he can read the improved paper.

  173. Hey FU professor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is exactly why professors ARE LAZY.

    They have perhaps the easiest, well paid, professional job on the planet, and they still find ways to weasel out of the responsibility.

    If my professor did this, I would write every paper about the alienation caused by this asshole's stupid invention.

    What's next? A machine to teach infants to talk? How about a machine that plays with puppies?

    There are some things in life that don't need to be automated.

  174. Re:term papers... Opposite Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny. I had the opposite experience.

    Possibly because I studied philosophy, where nothing is considered sacred and true.

    Essay questions would be things like "Present and Evaluate Descartes arguements for the Existence of God". So - either you decide Descarte's arguments are pretty solid, or you think they are problematic, and accordingly your paper becomes either a defense of Descartes or a criticism.

    But, of course, you ask the age old quesition: "Which way does the prof *want* us to argue? What does he believe himself?"

    That question turned out to be irrelavent. I know this because after the dust settled, he gave us two "sample papers" - papers written by students in the class which had recieved A grades, one was pro-Descartes, the other, critical.

    In fact, as I recall, the Prof took great pains to not tell us what he actually thought of the matter, so as not to bias us one way or the other.

    I remember in some of my first year classes with him, this was the source of no end of consternation to my fellow students who just didn't get it - they would fuss endlessly about "But, should I criticize Plato or not? WHICH DOES TEH PROF WANT???"

    Doesn't matter as long as your essau is well written and your arguments are half-decent. You're only an undergrad after all, the Prof is not expecting publishable work from you.

  175. Preparation for the real world by kria · · Score: 1

    After the article on Hit Song Science, I have to wonder if they want to teach the kids to do that earlier, to tweak their work into what the consumer wants rather than something that's necessarily good.

    1. Re:Preparation for the real world by maros · · Score: 1

      But since consumers make up the majority of society, don't THEY define what is "good"?

      If they don't, then who does? Me? You?

  176. On the subject of computer-graded CS work by arevos · · Score: 1

    At University some of our Unix coursework was once graded by computer. As you can imagine; it didn't go very well. If you forgot to put a full-stop in an error message, 5% off. If you didn't leave two newlines after the output, another 5% off. It became an exercise in making sure your output was word-perfect to the spec. And even then I only managed 85% :|

    Fortunately, the coursework was worth hardly anything, and after the fuss kicked up about it, I believe the professor went back to hand-grading.

  177. We're already here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know a lot of papers in lower-level courses are graded by the teacher's upper level students. Why should we replace them with a program?

    This gives the upper level students good experience and provides a resume builder as well as an opportunity to get paid in some cases.

  178. not cheating, but better writing by peter303 · · Score: 1

    I would expect someone trying to "beat the program" to churn out much more readible essays. Of course, some hacker could figure out how to submit gibberish to beat the program, but that would take even more work.

  179. I don't buy it. by stealth.c · · Score: 1

    From the article: >The program analyzes sentence and paragraph structure and can ascertain the flow of arguments and ideas. It gives each work a numeric score based on the weight instructors place on various elements of the assignment. No it doesn't. To do that, the software would have to be able to reason. Also from the article: >With up to 140 students enrolled in his writing-intensive, introductory sociology course, Brent estimates he's saved more than 200 hours of work per semester with Qualrus. The final papers, which he does read, are usually much better as a result of Qualrus, too. Bull. If all he reads are the final papers, how can he know they've improved? You signed up for this job, numbnuts. Do the work.

  180. Hidden insight/humor in the description by beforewisdom · · Score: 1

    The description for this article asked how long it would be before the professor who invented the software to grade papers was replaced by his own software. This made me think of a comment a salty old history teacher in my highschool made one day. He told the class that all college professors do is tell you what books to read. I thought he was being silly when he made the comment, but when I got to college his comment came back to haunt me. Many big name professors are like that. They strut into a lecture hall, talk a bit, give you page numbers to read and leave. You give your tests and papers to a TA. Maybe many of these professors could be replaced. The university could buy reading lists from contractors and use the aforementioned professor's software. Hell, maybe even the universities could be replaced by something cheaper. Instead of building universities blogs could be put up instead. A student would pay his/her tuition which would allow him/her to login and view the reading list for the class. A link would be available for him/her to upload his/her papers which would be instantly grated. A forum would exist, perhaps with a paid moderator knowledgeable on the subject to be available for discussions.

    1. Re:Hidden insight/humor in the description by DrinkingIllini · · Score: 1

      Most college isn't about learning at all. It's about interacting with other people, getting wasted nearly every weekend, and getting enough C's in your classes so you can get a degree and hopefully find a job which pays better than working at Wal-Mart. Eliminating the physical university eliminates all the fun things about college and leaves you with the crap.

  181. Re:Cheating? Teaching? Put it in a word-processor! by nine-times · · Score: 1
    I'm just waiting for this technology to become the next spell-check/grammar-check. You know, you're typing along, and suddenly your sentence gets a blue squiggly underline, and it tells you, "You are retarded. Learn to write, dumbass."

    Ah,damn. I just ran this post through my funny-check, and against my intentions, this post is not "teh funny".

  182. Encouraging Uniformity by Roger_Wilco · · Score: 1

    In highschool my English marks from year to year were highly variable, approximately CCACA in 5 years. The best explanation I could think of was that my writing style is strange, and those teachers which like my strange style give good marks, and the others don't.

    The computer is highly likely to suffer from this, except it'll be the same program every year (different criteria from the teacher, admittedly), so it might give me all 'A's, but it might just as well give me all 'C's.

    A certain amount of strangeness is required for creativity. This is dangerous.

  183. YHBT. YHL. HAND. by Duke+Machesne · · Score: 1

    budumchhhhhhh.

    Thanks, I'll be here all week.

  184. Easy by tacokill · · Score: 1

    "I think John von Neumann once said --- "If you can tell me exactly what it is that a machine cannot do, then I will build a machine to do exactly that!"."


    Ok, I'll bite. How about a machine that loves me? Or a machine that is jealous of my children? Or a machine that is envious of my neighbor's wealth?

    No, machines can't do EVERYTHING.

    1. Re:Easy by Nasarius · · Score: 1

      You're misunderstanding the word exactly in this context. You have to define love or envy.

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  185. NSF = Open source !!!??? by mindserfer · · Score: 1

    WHy the heck isn't this open source.
    500$ crap
    NSF/gov/me paid for it once.
    It should be open source.

  186. a few errors in the cnet article by call+-151 · · Score: 1
    It's always depressing when a news source happens to write about something that you know about (in this case, National Science Foundation funding) and they muddle up many of the facts- it gives you less confidence when you read stuff they write about with which you are not so familiar. In this case, I note after a quick check some errors about the NSF funding:


    From the article: Brent, who received a $100,000 grant from the National Science Foundation to develop Qualrus



    According to Brent's departmental web page he intends to apply for an NSF award- there is a big difference between applying and getting those awards- those are very hard to get. His personal webpage makes no mention of NSF funding, and an search on the NSF award search site shows no such award. It does appear that there was an old $99,900 NSF award to the company Idea Works where he is president (same address as his home address, BTW), but that award lists someone else as the principal investigator and yet someone else as the former principal investigator, and seems to be for a kind-of related project on coding data. I'm not sure what the story is, but it is clear to me that at least some of the facts are wrong.

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  187. How in the world by warrior · · Score: 1

    can a computer program created by the professor be used to find Quality if the professor can't define it himself?

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  188. Sociology != Science by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

    All the so-called "soft" sciences belong in the same category as astrology and fortune cookie fortunes. Some percentage of the predictions made in sweeping statements and vague generalizations are bound to play out, just based on the law of averages. I took several of these classes as an undergrad, and it's all hokum.

    And don't get me started on Economics... If this were a "science" all those talking heads would be richer than Bill Gates. Instead they're scraping up a living as an "expert" on Fox News. You might as well use a Ouija Board. It's cheaper and just as accurate. Ask two Professors of Economics about the current state of the economy and you'll get four or five opinions.

    I'd like to see departments called: Humanities, Sciences, and Psuedo-sciences

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    1. Re:Sociology != Science by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Well, I wasn't really planning to get into the "science or not science" debate. I'm more of a hard science fan myself, but that wasn't the point I was trying to make.

      Let's just say: sociology _claims_ to be a science. (Again, I won't pass judgment on whether that's true or not.) Or at least to have a well defined field it studies. Then I'd expect the grades to reflect knowledge in _that_ field.

      I mean, really, even taking the Astrology you mentioned: if anyone got grades in Astrology, I'd expect that to reflect how well they did in exactly that field: Astrology. None other. If those grades are really measuring their English grammar skill, then they're not Astrology grades.

      That's all I'm saying.

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    2. Re:Sociology != Science by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      Sociology claims to be a social science. There is some attempt to use emperical and logical methods, but there is an understanding in sociology (and anthropology, and economics, &c.) that human nature is not 100% predicatable using pure math, &c. Again, sociology is a social science... the emphasis is on social.

    3. Re:Sociology != Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      All the so-called "soft" sciences belong in the same category as astrology and fortune cookie fortunes. Some percentage of the predictions made in sweeping statements and vague generalizations are bound to play out, just based on the law of averages.
      What you've just made here is a sweeping statement and a vague generalization. And you're basing this on a couple of introductory classes you took as an undergrad.

      While I agree that there is a lot of hokum present in the soft sciences, there is also a great deal of rigorously applied science. Just because you didn't learn about significance testing in your 100-level psych class is no reason to assume it isn't done.

      Or maybe IHBT.

    4. Re:Sociology != Science by wwest4 · · Score: 1

      > I took several of these classes as an undergrad, and it's all hokum.

      Oh, well, if you took the classes, OK. That seems like pretty scientific deduction. :)

      > And don't get me started on Economics...

      Economists come up with models, and test the models, see results, and argue about the interpretations when refining or rewriting their models. What part of that isn't a component of science?

      > Ask two Professors of Economics about the current state of the economy
      > and you'll get four or five opinions.

      Ask physics professors about the interpretation of Quantum Mechanics. You will get at least three different opinions. You might even hear someone start babbling about string theory. Don't you still think physics is a science?

      > I'd like to see departments called: Humanities, Sciences, and Psuedo-sciences

      I'd like to see a new moderation option called: -1, Old Saw

    5. Re:Sociology != Science by The_egghead · · Score: 1

      >Economists come up with models, and test the >models, see results, and argue about the >interpretations when refining or rewriting >their models. What part of that isn't a >component of science?

      The problem is that you left out a component: Any results that don't conform to the model, economists generally throw out. Specifically, the fundamental assumption of nearly all economic model is that of the rational actor. It says that, ceteris paribus, everyone acts in his own self-interest. We have myriad examples in real life to show that this isn't true, or rather, it isn't true for the economic definition of self-interest.

      So the standard economic 'proof' of a model is: assume the model is true, gather results that fits your assumption, show results fit the model. This has a long way to go to be called science.

      Disclaimer: I love economics and study a lot of it, however I can't really argue with the pseudo-science claim. I hope with some more advanced mathematics, economics can eventually move into the realm of real science.

  189. Written under a grant from the NSF. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen this subject brought up.

    Does it bother anyone else that the professor took $100,000 from the NSF to write this program, and then gets to sell it back to the rest of us taxpayers at $3000 a pop?

    Had he financed the software himself, by working on it in his spare time or by saving up money so he could leave school to work on it, then I'd feel he should be free to charge what the market would bear. But when the NSF funds research, we all should be beneficiaries of that research. If the results of the research are wrapped up in a proprietary product, only the seller benefits from the new knowledge generated by the grant. The buyer benefits from the existence of the technology, but can't use it to further advance the science embodied in the program.

    The rest of us? We get diddly.

    Anyone else care to weigh in on this? I'm especially curious to hear from those who think this is an acceptable practice.

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  190. well, actually... by grikdog · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've spent hundreds of hours over the last couple of years participating in essay-reading projects for national educational testing companies based in Iowa City, IA (and elsewhere), have developed a healthy regard and admiration for neural networks implemented in wetware (collaborating human test raters), and have to say I'm skeptical of claims that software can interpret anything important or consequential in the essays I've personally had before my eyes. In particular, I doubt the ability of software to recognize genius, especially genius buried under a thick layer of ESL ("English as a second language") errors or social disadvantage. I doubt the ability of software to recognize anything but a small core of mediocre constructs and pedestrian insights, and feel rather strongly that its use is a serious violation of civil rights.

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    1. Re:well, actually... by foobsr · · Score: 1

      I doubt the ability of software to recognize anything but a small core of mediocre constructs

      Completely agree; I have started looking for a decent programm to rate open-ended questions from surveys in the late seventies but yet to now avail.

      and feel rather strongly that its use is a serious violation of civil rights

      Interesting point I did not yet consider.

      CC.

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  191. Your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're quoting Richard Stallman as though he is making an original or insightful statement. He's not; in fact, he's very likely quoting someone else. In any case, he's simply describing a well-known legal concept that's hundreds if not thousands of years old. There's even a name for it: the idea/expression dichotomy. In U.S. case law, it dates back at least 125 years to Baker v. Selden. In British common law, it's nearly twice that old. And of course there was Seneca, in the first century A.D., who stated that "ideas are common property."

  192. Yay! Let's "Home Depot" our educations! by switcha · · Score: 1
    Sorry to be so cynical, but teaching communication with a software program sounds frickin' horrible. We already homogenize the rest of our lives to a ridiculous extent. This would only promote a culture where more and more people write as similar as their cookie-cutter, suburb homes look.

    Can we still leave a sense of style and variety in writing, please? I don't think Bukowski would have scored too well on the Grade-O-Tron Essay-Matic 5000.

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    1. Re:Yay! Let's "Home Depot" our educations! by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

      That is why in another post I said that the ones the computer spits out would be the best ones to read.

  193. Soon! by archnerd · · Score: 1

    > How long before he's replaced entirely by his own program to cut down on staff costs?

    The sooner the better.

  194. artificial life brute force optimization by HelloKitty · · Score: 1

    how long until someone write an algorithm to brute-force come up with the perfect essay.

    I mean. the man wrote the fitness function. lets write the rest! bam, hit the GO button, you're done. auto pulitzer prize.

  195. Re:Undergrad is usually a waste of teaching resour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This begs the question, are you mis-apropriating your apriorities? Your neices will find it harder to graduates if they are mis-managed in this way. Better to go straight from highschool before they forget their highschool educations.

  196. Auxiliary, not replacement by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    The computer-generated scores count for about a third to a quarter of students' final grade for Brent's class. Students have challenged the scores, but if they don't use the right lingo in their papers, they're out of luck. "In sociology, we want them to learn the terms," Brent said.

    With up to 140 students enrolled in his writing-intensive, introductory sociology course, Brent estimates he's saved more than 200 hours of work per semester with Qualrus. The final papers, which he does read, are usually much better as a result of Qualrus, too.
    [Emphasis mine]

    The computer programs just teach students (as in "training") to use the right keywords (search engine optimization, anyone?) and improve their writing style in their essays.

  197. I agree... by chad.koehler · · Score: 1

    Grammar and spelling are ALWAY important!

    1. Re:I agree... by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      sure, correct that but not the "spellling"

    2. Re:I agree... by acomj · · Score: 1

      I actually did that on porpose (sic)...Glad someone noticed.

  198. no it's not by nukeevry1 · · Score: 1

    if rules are given, they are enforced, because what good are rules if they aren't enforced? that doesn't mean that the lesson you should learn is to just blindly follow rules.

    if you have zany rules popping up in college assignments, i agree profs probably aren't trying to be devious, but i'm not sure if i agree with the idea that they were just trying to teach you to conform to their rules. most of those rules i encountered were justified with an argument that they make the grading process easier. but i didn't run into any rules in college that had no reasoning behind them at all, other than to teach conformity. often it also serves to give some objectivity to the grade.

    but i agree that the material you learn in college is generally less important than the lessons you learn. the lesson i learned was a bit different, though. lessons like you described were the type i was taught in elementary school.

    the types of lessons i learned in college, and they come from experience where you don't receive the grade you feel you deserve and similar situations, are lessons that stick with you. what i took out of it was a sense of when need to conform and when you need to speak up and voice a dissenting opinion.

    personally, i'd rather engage my boss with an interesting argument and ultimately lose out (even to the boss's ignorance) and conform than just blindly follow instructions -- i think perhaps the boss will get more out of it as well.

  199. Nonsense by DoctorNathaniel · · Score: 1

    What is the assignment in Calc I for?

    First, it's to force you to learn the topic, and give you guidance on what you need to understand. This requires no marking at all.

    Second, it's to give you feedback on what you did wrong. A computer marking you would give you feedback something like how a compiler does when you write code: awful. Beginning programmers frequently need expert help in understanding compiler errors, so I doubt a machine would be any good at telling you that you got the limits of the integral backward.

    Third, the assignment is there to teach you how to write: that is, how to present work in an intelligable way. This is common to all subjects, and I seriously doubt that any computer program will tell you how to write something that humans can understand.

    Forth, it's to give you a grade. This is the least important reason for the assignment.

  200. Twain by Rufus88 · · Score: 1

    In some cases, it was better to not turn in anything at all.

    "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt" -- Mark Twain

  201. That's not cheating by Zspdude · · Score: 1

    If the program works properly, it doesn't matter. All that would happen when a student 'tweaked' their essay is that they'd have made their essay better. And they'd deserve a higher grade for it. The fact that the program provides a set of guidelines for what makes a good essay is reasonable.

    The only way an unworthy essay can gain is if the guidelines that the program runs off of are worthless. In which case he shouldn't be using it.

    The only cause for concern is the quality/validity of the program.

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  202. This was done way back in 1998. by pjp6259 · · Score: 1

    A similar program was developed at the University of Colorado back in 1998, using Latent Semantic Analysis(LSA). LSA works by creating a table with rows being terms, and columns being documents. Then the cells of the table are filled with the frequency that each term shows up in each document.

    It uses singular value decomposition, a general form of factor analysis, to condense a very large matrix of word-by-context data into a much smaller, but still large-typically 100-500 dimensional-representation

    The similarity between resulting vectors for words and contexts, as measured by the cosine of their contained angle, has been shown to closely mimic human judgments of meaning similarity and human performance based on such similarity in a variety of ways.

    To assess the quality of essays, LSA is first trained on domain-representative text. Then student essays are characterized by LSA vectors of their contained words and compared with essays of known quality on degree of conceptual relevance and amount of relevant content. Over many diverse topics, LSA scores have agreed with human experts as well as expert scores agreed with each other.

    some basic information

    Cool applets that let you play with LSA

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    1. Re:This was done way back in 1998. by gekhond · · Score: 1

      The posting above provides an excellent 3 paragraph overview of LSA!;-) I believe you are refering to Peter Foltz's (NMSU/KnowledgeAnalysis Technologies) research on using LSA for automated essay evaluation:

      http://www-psych.nmsu.edu/~pfoltz/

      He seems to hold a patent on this technology (along with T. Landauer and Darrell Laham) which has now been commercialized by Pearson Knowledge technologies:

      http://www.k-a-t.com/
      http://www.k-a-t.com/IEA. shtml
      http://www.k-a-t.com/peterspage.shtml

  203. Proprietary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is no one else bothered by the fact that he was "paid" $100,000 in public funds to develop this and is now marketing it for personal profit?

  204. Free advertisement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Talk about free publicity. How about open source code that can do the same?

  205. It varies with the prof - or the program? Ha! by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

    I had profs who wanted you to regurgitate what they fed you; that was all you needed to get a good grade. I had others who reserved As for those who really *thought*, and could communicate those thoughts well. The trick was learning which type was which before the first essay.

    I seriously doubt this sociology prof has developed a program that could recognize innovative thinking if it bit the computer on the I/O bus. So if it's Sociology 101 and they don't want thinking, just regurgitation, great. But it's still (I'd bet) useless for anything more than that.

  206. Rant rant rant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a Humanities student, I find the lack of ANY standard for grading papers to be the most truly frusterating experience of my life. I know it's subjective in sciences/engineering too, but there's never a point where you look at your paper and think, "Yeah, that's an A right there." That is, unless you know your professor really well.

    Many classes are based on essays alone. In fact, a multiple-choice, or even short answer test, is a godsent because you can demonstrate that you are unequivocably right in some fashion or another. With essays as the only (or dominant) criteria, you are totally at the mercy of the style preferences and personal gripes of the grader. A close friend of mine - a bona fide genius, might I add - was graded a D on a paper by tenured faculty, because regardless of the strength of her argument, the prof didn't like her ideas. As soon as the words, "Bias complaint" came out of her mouth, he bumped her up to an A-. I have been graded a B- by a graduate student, and had it moved to an A by the professor because the grad was incompetant in the subject.

    I look at this stuff with my mouth agape. I'm a brilliant student, yet I cannot get above a 3.6. Those who do fall into one of two categories. A friend of mine named Dan exemplifies the first: he is a 6'1", rail thin guy who wears the same formal black outfit every day and never, ever talks to anyone. The second is willing to sell their soul to a professor, caters to what they like, goes to their office hours for no particular reason, flirts with them intensely, and occasionally fucks them.

    So, yeah, some kind of objective grading system would be a boon to literature programs everywhere.

  207. Open-source it... by sac13 · · Score: 1

    I understand how academia works, but instead of selling this software the professor should get a grant and open-source his work. Students and teachers alike could benefit from Qualrus and derivitives that would certainly arise out of making it an open-source project. In addition, the project would benefit from the input of other people with semantic analysis expertise. Otherwise, the market will keep going the direction that the article covered where everybody is using some different software to evaluate student's writings. If there were a single definitive resource for written evaluation, then there would likely be an improvement in students writing from high school on up as professors and teachers adopt a standard software for written evaluation. But maybe that would sound too much like charity for the capitalist acting (though likely not capitalist minded) sociology professor...

  208. Well... by raam · · Score: 1


    Grad students will always be cheaper... ...and more fun to strike with rolled-up theses.

  209. I would use a program to write the essay as well by JulianLibertine · · Score: 1

    What would this professor think if he realises best graded essays are written by a computer?. Probably, if a computer programme knows how good (and bad) essays look like, it may be (easily) modified to write a good essay. Take a look at this.... ahref=http://www.elsewhere.org/cgi-bin/postmodern/ http://www.elsewhere.org/cgi-bin/postmodern/> I would like to think that if a sociology student is good enough to write a an essay-generator programme, then a good grade is quite enough well deserved....

  210. Will never work.. by pablo_max · · Score: 0

    ....a human can do things a computer will never be able to to. Period. There is much more to an essay then flow and technical aspects. There are little bits in there like cleverness that a computer cant pick up on. A computer cant tell you if something is written in a such as a way as to make it easy to understand by the reader. Things like that are important. Plus it will not be too long before someone figures out how to trick the program using another program to gernerate a nice flow of meaningless words.

  211. Re:term papers... 2+2=5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for large values of 2

  212. Re:term papers and arguing against evolution by Acer500 · · Score: 1

    Well, at least it might get you a space in National Geographic (no, they do not disprove evolution):

    ahref=http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0411 /feature1/http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/ 0411/feature1/>

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  213. Sociologist writing a sophisticated program by eestar · · Score: 2, Funny

    When was the last time a sociologist wrote a sophisticated program. I mean the way he is advertisng is it, he proclaims the program is capable of understanding the document. Thats insane. Do the guys at the AI lab at MIT know that some sociologist in Missouri is kicking their asses.

  214. WTF? Why does the program cost money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the NSF (US Government) paid to develop the thing, the US citizens already OWN it. Where's my free copy?

  215. oops.. by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

    My spelling is usually pretty good. Oh well.

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  216. another example of online, computer essay scoring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out this website https://68.104.118.126/ , which is a test pilot for developing similar online paper scoring. The site is not yet finished, but they will give you a free test account if you ask them (use the contact page). The site is designed to augment the human teacher's feedback and scoring, not replace the human. There are several privates schools testing the site for usability and integration with their existing curriculum.

    The site usually generates a report with various scores (numbers easily converted to letter grades) for you paper within 5 minutes. The report includes statistics and grammar/usage advice for revising the paper.

    Also, the site provides 3 demo accounts: a directed student account, an instructor account, and an independent student account. The instuctor account can view all the papers scored for the linked directed student accounts.

  217. Lazy assed Prof by Torontoman · · Score: 1

    Geez, wouldn't want to have to *work* would he?

    How long until the administration says "See ya lazy prof, but don't touch your office computer..."

  218. Can't believe this hasn't been posted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia....

    Your small shell script replaces YOU!!

  219. Marxism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If her classes were "total Marxist," obviously she wasn't doing a very good job. How can you take such an anti-Marxist and pro-capitalist stance when you obviously don't know what the fuck Marxism is?

    Get a damn clue.

  220. Structure Nazi. by oconnorcjo · · Score: 1

    I am sure the program is cool and all but for this to be of real value to him, he must be a structure nazi. If he was grading for strong arguements, well thought ideas and good research then a program will not be able to help (unless he has made a breakthrough in AI while the world was asleep).

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  221. Mirror image of parent post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a student who works as a writing tutor for other students, and frankly a lot of the professors could use our services too. But no, that would hurt their pride.

    I can't tell you how many times I have been in the opposite situation from the parent post, where I am taking an exam/ doing an assignment and trying to figure out what the heck the question is supposed to mean. It seems a lot of teachers have trouble putting together intelligible sentences too. And these are usually the same teachers who insist to their students, "you must use complete sentences in your answers"!

  222. Terrible advice by akratic · · Score: 1

    Don't take a contrary opinion to the professor or to popular opinion on the college campus.

    I'm a philosophy TA. If you're in a philosophy class, don't follow this advice.

    Philosophy instructors are looking for three things when they read a student's paper: clear writing, an accurate explanation of a published argument, and (if the assignment calls for it) a reasoned response to that argument. Most students in intro philosophy classes have trouble presenting other people's views. When I get a paper that explains a published view clearly and offers a well-reasoned critique, I am shocked and awed. Do I care whether I agree with the paper's conclusion? Not really.

    Suppose I believe that P, and you don't understand why I think P. In fact, you think you have an argument that P is false. What happens if you try to write a paper arguing that P is true? Well, you're not going to offer good reasons to believe that P, because you don't understand why someone would believe that P. Your paper will be mud. Better to explain your reasons for thinking not-P. Then you'll have at least a fighting chance of writing something coherent.

  223. Like a war3z serial number generator? by Linuxathome · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a filter that will take your shitty essay and spit out one that will give you top marks is easy enough -- it could seriously be rapidly developed using perl or python.

  224. Huh? by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1


    Something is wrong here:

    Meanwhile, Brent, who received a $100,000 grant from the National Science Foundation to develop Qualrus, is now looking for distributors for the product. He's in talks with several textbook publishers, which he declined to name.

    Brent said he plans to donate 1 percent of profits generated through the sale of the program ...


    This guy gets a freaking grant from the NSF to do some research at a public university, and he is turning around and teaming up with a publisher to make profits on the work? Where the hell are the checks on balances on this? The work should be property of the university or managed by the NSF. And universities around the nation should be allowed access to the work. If he wants to make a quick buck off it, he should fund the project with his own damn money. What a leech.

  225. Mod Parent Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ... and mod grandparent down. Who the hell thought "If grading undergrad papers is a menial task that can be automated, then it should be automated." was insightful, much less +5 so? That is absolute garbage and I can't imagine how anyone who's put any thought into it could hold that opinion.

    Despite your nerd fantasies, computers can't "rank" reasoning and thought, and (anticipating the propellerhead response here) if the point of the paper is to test for keyword memorization only, then the professor is doing his students a major disservice.

    Pathetic.

  226. Save a Lot of time; squander a lot of potential by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

    This sort of thing is, in the long run, going to save a great deal of time. Countless thousands of man-hours saved in essay grading for everything from weekly papers to standardized tests. But the cost associated with it is pretty high: such a system is inevitably going to grade for conformity.

    Already, there is a great deal of belief that "this is the way x must be done," not because x is any better than y or z, but because it is written. The tools and opinions and beliefs that are rare, though they may be more valuable or better-written than those that are standard and conformist, will inevitably receive poorer scores in such systems.

    That being said, they often receive poorer scores anyway. But it's a question of replacing a human grader, that may be small-minded or large-minded, with a computerized grader, that is quantifiably small-minded.

    No doubt there will be cries for each. "Little Johny's smarter than your computer thinks," and "The Computer knows that Little Johnny is smarter than you think."

    Prepare for a new generation of controversy...

  227. FUCK OU SCANTRON (offtopic) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FUCK YOU and your little un-fill-in-able rectangles!....rectangles?!???
    NOT ONLY ARE THEY RECTANGLES, THEY ARE VERY SKINNY!!!
    a pain in the ass!!
    DIE SCANTRON!
    (/rant)

  228. Selective evidence by Childe_Erik · · Score: 1
    "Professors get paid over $70,000 a year"? Well, some do. At most types of institutions, full professors average more than $70,000. But most full-time professors are not full professors, and a great many college classes are taught by graduate students and adjunct faculty who in many cases fare worse than pizza deliverers (literally). For the full-time numbers, see http://chronicle.com/prm/weekly/v50/i33/33a01301.h tm


    Oh, and I figure I work about 20 hours/week/course, plus 5-20 hours for advising and administrative duties. Given my school's teaching load, that's 45-80 hours a week while classes are in session. And 25-30 when they aren't. These numbers are very typical, I think, based on talking to many professors at many kinds of institutions, from community colleges to the Ivies. Tenured professors do have job security, but most people who teach college courses are not tenured. Some faculties are unionized, but many (I would guess a strong majority) are not, and unionization of the faculty is illegal at some kinds of institutions. In short, you're making a good point about the differences in professorial attention to writing, but you have no bloody idea what you're talking about regarding the professional lives of college teachers.


    I basically agree with the sentence, "If a professor does not care enough to read my papers, then to hell with him." (Or her.) But students can generally avoid disaster scenarios by choosing institutions and professors within institutions who value careful teaching. Some institutions punish professors for putting a lot of time into teaching. Many others (including mine, a small liberal arts college) reward careful teaching first. Here, a professor grading with a computer algorithm would be scandalous. And in any institution, a little snooping around in advance helps a lot.

  229. Is it cheating... by Atario · · Score: 1

    ...to use help files? Or Google?

    Typical testing for computer skills would have us believe so. Most of the questions on them, I've found, are testing you for how much of an object model you've memorized, or how many niggling UI details you've memorized, or how many levels deep on a menu hierarchy of a particular frontend you've memorized. They focus on knowing jargon and/or memorization of specific programs, rather than what is really worthwhile: the ability to think in a useful way, and to learn these details on the fly.

    That's why I maintain that certifications like MCSE or A+ are worse than meaningless.

    And soon, it appears, sociology degrees will be too. I don't beleive for one second that they've written a program that can follow thinking and decide whether it's valid. People will essentially learn to feed the program the text patterns it's looking for, get their diplomas, and wonder what went wrong.

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  230. Fire the editors of the journal by Tau+Zero · · Score: 1
    I believe you have mis-remembered or mis-heard the incident you relate in paragraph 1. It sounds a lot like Alan Sokal's spoof (he did it alone), "Transgressing the Boundaries: Toward a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity". The full paper is here, and links to much of the aftermath are at his site.

    And yes, the people editting such a journal of nonsense should be relieved of their teaching duties, offices and probably their salaries as well.

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