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  1. Wow on Icy-Flo - The solution to this summer's heat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How in god's name was this article accepted? HE PLUGGED A FAN INTO A POWER LEAD! WOW!

    Alert the media.

  2. Re:So how do I flesh out the three steps? on Homebrew on Consoles Detailed · · Score: 1

    Lies

  3. Re:Writing a business plan? on Homebrew on Consoles Detailed · · Score: 1

    I may not have an MBA, but I think #2 there should be "sell games"

  4. Re:Trolling the Mac community? on Dvorak Admits To Trolling Mac Users · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And if you want to exit the elevator, you intuitively drag the picture of the elevator to the trash can!

    Or just hit command-Q. You can also use command-W, but this causes the elevator car to wait around holding a triangle until you come back, clogging up traffic.

  5. Re:Newspeak on Detox Clinic Opening for Video Game Addicts · · Score: 1

    Interestingly enough, they cost less than normal consultants

  6. The problem with the D&D franchise MMOified on DDO Goes Solo · · Score: 1

    DDO's interpretation of 3.5 simply didn't work well in real time. Temple of Elemental Evil exemplifies what D&D is good at - tactical turn-based combat. DDO's "flip on auto-attack and try to keep the spastic kobald in range" style of melee, on the other hand, was the worst I've ever been exposed to in an MMO. On top of that, there was hardly anything to do in the quests. After the 17th "BREAK BOXES! BREAK CRATES! PREVENT THIS CRATE FROM BEING BROKEN!" quest I wanted to kill myself instead of the kobalds.

  7. Re:Dungeons and Dragons Offline? on DDO Goes Solo · · Score: 2, Funny

    That one is even harder to solo. In my first campaign I kept antagonizing the party against my wishes, so I had my char fall into a ditch and die from ditch poisoning. The power really went to my head.

  8. Re:3D cells? on 3D Human Cells Grown · · Score: 1

    I don't think he'd be sliding under much of anything without a time dimension

  9. Hollywood has already got that shit down cold on What Hollywood Could Learn From the Gaming Industry · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Based on the number of sequels and remakes that get shat unto the market on a monthly basis, I don't see how there is much of a difference between the two.

  10. Enough is enough on Wormbot Crawls Through Your Intestines · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm really sick of all these Jack Thompson stories all the time

  11. Re:I hear we need: on Errors in Spreadsheets are Pandemic · · Score: 1

    I had moderated this redundant, but then I felt bad. There needs to be a +1, Redundant (but only after adding +1, Flamebait).

  12. Re:bad choice for applications, but... on Errors in Spreadsheets are Pandemic · · Score: 1

    Advice? Fall back on the ancient wisdom of the finance guys and put cross-checks in place so you can at least detect the errors.

    That isn't anywhere near enough to comply with SOX. I had my prod DB write access taken away, so, any time I need to run a DML for some random bit of data that needs changing, I need to open a ticket, spam both the DBA group and my boss, and have him run the dml. The DBAs then audit it later.

    There goes my evil genius "transfer the rounded off parts of transactions into my account" plan.

  13. Re:I predicted dual video cards was a fad on 'SLI On A Stick' Reviewed · · Score: 1

    Sorry, double dumbass on me. I read "board" as "board-synonymous-with-card-board" instead of "circuit board". My mistake.

  14. Re:I predicted dual video cards was a fad on 'SLI On A Stick' Reviewed · · Score: 1

    They could probably put two GPUs on the same board though.

    I'd tell you to RTFA, but, considering you didn't even get so far as to read the fucking summary, I know it would be in vain

  15. Re:Attack of the GFX E-penis argument? on 'SLI On A Stick' Reviewed · · Score: 1

    Graphics cards innovations for the past several months/year with SLI seem to be me mostly "i have a dual SLI system!", "yeah? well i have a QUAD SLI system!" - soo much performance that is unused it's pointless.

    Then spend $600 on that and stop telling me what to spend my money on. I have an ath 4400+ w/ 2 gigs of RAM, a Raptor RAID-0, an X1900 crossfire, and a 24" 1920x1200 monitor. Why do I have such a rig? Because it is worth it to me with how much time I spend sitting in front of the damned thing, and you can't power such a large display at normal FPS and visual quality levels without resorting to multiple GPUs (the X1900 does a heroic job in a single card config, though).

    Really, in terms of performance you are always fighting a losing battle. You may be running this generation of games just fine, but when the next one comes out your ass starts getting kicked. Do I enjoy throwing money into this hole? No, but I spend way too much time playing games anyhow so I might as well do it pimp style off into the sunset.

  16. Wow on Sony Rep Denies Need For PC, PS3 Better · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm glad to see that the former Iraqi information minister has found work.

  17. Re:We're talking big chains, not little otaku shop on Japan Revamps Game Rating System · · Score: 1

    The shops that are likely to not want Z rated titles are big name electronics stores like Yamada Denki, an equivalent of Best Buy which wouldn't have carried porn anyway.

    You've never been to Fry's, I take it...

  18. Other ratings on Japan Revamps Game Rating System · · Score: 1

    Some shops have even declared they don't want to have Z rated titles on their shelves

    Yeah, god forbid such degenerate games share shelf space with the T rated tentacle rape and SQ (status quo) rated bukake.

  19. Uh..... on Who Controls the Internet? · · Score: 1

    Kaiser Soze?

  20. Re:good to see... on Simple Fix To iPod Madness? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hmm. How insightful. Tell me more sir.

    No, the correct phrase is "I am intrigued by your ideas, sir, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter."

  21. No on Videogames Aim For Olympic Recognition · · Score: 1

    No, emphatically. I've been been a gamer since forever, and the only thing media coverage of games does is make me feel guilty by association. 85% of the print media is unreadable, and video coverage is exponentially worse. Every gaming program I've seen on the TV just oozed the SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM RAR OMG 2 D MAXX BOOBIES angle until I wanted to shoot myself in the head. YOU HEAR ME G4? FUCK YOU.

  22. Re:Curious warning on the website on Virtualized Linux Faster Than Native? · · Score: 1

    ETROS and NICTA will not be held responsible for any resulting time paradoxes.

    No wonder you got the first post

  23. Re:Fortunes reversed? on Japanese Gamers' Post-E3 Reversal · · Score: 1

    I was going to reply to my own post that any Tolkien reference on /. nets an automatic +5, but then you had to go and fuck that up

  24. Re:Fortunes reversed? on Japanese Gamers' Post-E3 Reversal · · Score: 4, Funny

    Besides, I think Sony has other irons in the fire.

    One DRM to rule them all
    One platform to find them
    One format to bring them all
    and in the darkness, bind them

    Then there's the Satan deal...

  25. The penalty for violation? on China Passes Internet Copyright Legislation · · Score: 1

    Any ISP that does not comply with the takedown notice within 72 hours will be shot in the head, fined, dismantled, and sold to other ISPs.