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  1. Re:moral/legal high ground? on Targeted Worm Hits Kazaa's Network · · Score: 2

    Or, are you Mother Theresa?

    Yes. I am without sin, and I am casting stones.

    Duck, motherfucker.

    - A.P.

  2. Re:$20/m == free? on Pittsburgh Launches Large, Free, Public WiFi Network · · Score: 1, Troll

    Well, most CDs are $15-20, too, and most slashdroids steal them... so I'm assuming they think this is no different.

    - A.P.

  3. Re:moral/legal high ground? on Targeted Worm Hits Kazaa's Network · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have never gone above the speed limit in my life -- go suck three cocks.

    How is stealing one product different from stealing any other, simply because that product comes on a CD-Rom?

    It is deluded thieving slashdroids (with shitty high UIDs) like you that are ruining the Internet. Please eat a bullet.

    - A.P.

  4. Re:moral/legal high ground? on Targeted Worm Hits Kazaa's Network · · Score: 2

    Yes, it's illegal to download Photoshop, but NO, I wouldn't have paid hundreds for it, and I don't require it, I just want to have it.

    I don't require a Viper RT/10, but I just want to have one, so I stole mine.

    So, unless you don't EVER speed EVEN A LITTLE bit over the limit, don't preach to us about NEVER downloading ANY copyrighted material.

    I never do. So, kindly eat a dick.

    People who attempt to justify their theft in any way are fucktards.

    - A.P.

  5. Re:"Clever RIAA creation"??? on Targeted Worm Hits Kazaa's Network · · Score: 2

    When you own the means of production, distribution, and broadcast, does anything you create need to be clever?

    - A.P.

  6. "Clever RIAA creation"??? on Targeted Worm Hits Kazaa's Network · · Score: 3, Funny

    Look at the kind of music these fellows put out. Now tell me anything they create is "clever".

    - A.P.

  7. Re:*whoooooosh* on Nintendo Drops GameCube Price to $150 · · Score: 1

    Then reply to it with some smart-ass quip, and click "post anonymously". A lot more fun than sour-grapes moderation.

    - A.P.

  8. Certifications? Make mine two-ply. on Which IT Certifications for Specific IT Jobs? · · Score: 2

    I don't think I've ever been asked for any certifications during interviews. I haven't seen many job postings in which certification was even mentioned, much less required. This was all sysadmin work.

    Maybe you should just work on your resume a little more?

    - A.P.

  9. Stop whining, you cock. on New 100GB Optical Disk From Taiwan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Start your own crappy banner-ad-funded weblog "news" site if you want to read stuff you find interesting, or figure out how to set your slashdot preferences. You could call it dickbag.org.

    Either way, shut up!

    - A.P.

  10. *whoooooosh* on Nintendo Drops GameCube Price to $150 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hear that?

    That was the sound of the B-2 Stealth Joke Plane soaring over your head, safely undetected.

    - A.P.

  11. Are you a fucktard, or just a retard-fucker? on The Wired Top Twenty Sci-Fi Movies · · Score: 2

    That top20-list included some movies I've never seen, or even heard of, so I really don't think those could be good movies.

    So, you're the reason all that top-40 shit is popular!

    - A.P.

  12. Re:Hot-plug CPUs on Linux Beta Kernel 2.5.16 Out · · Score: 2

    Solaris is perfectly free, even for commercial use, for any machine with 8 or less CPUs.

    - A.P.

  13. "If only they were using Open Source Software"... on Software Glitches Cause Airport Delays in Britain · · Score: 2

    ...how, precisely, would this solve the problem?

    I'm sure, if it progressed anything at all like Mozilla, we'd get a production-quality air traffic control system in, oh, 50 years. Meanwhile, I would have to walk to Australia.

    - A.P.

  14. Awesome! on Porting Linux Software to the IA64 Platform · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now I, and the other two IA64 users, will have some programs to run on our Linux-64 boxes!

    Can someone please port nethack for us?

    - A.P.

  15. Re:Um, no. on Processor Problems w/ Toshiba s504 & s507 Laptops? · · Score: 2

    Fucking retard.

    You just basically agreed with everything I said.

  16. Re:Um, no. on Processor Problems w/ Toshiba s504 & s507 Laptops? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I hardly think Toshiba advertised the machine thusly: "Please buy the new Toshiba Piece Of Shit XP! Now With More Crashiness!" I imagine reliability either wasn't discussed, or was played up.

    The consumer shouldn't be expected to research the reliability of the machine; if it's a piece of garbage, at the very least the warranty ought to cover it.

    I hope you never run a company. It would be a dismal failure, with the amount of disdain you would harbor for your customers.

    - A.P.

  17. Um, no. on Processor Problems w/ Toshiba s504 & s507 Laptops? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    He bought a processor with a 1GHz+ chip in it. He did not pay for a 500 MHz CPU. It doesn't matter what little caveats he should or should not have dug up, buried deep in Toshiba's website.

    He bought something that was advertised as working perfectly fine at its rated speed. It does not work at that speed. Toshiba needs to rectify this problem. It's that simple.

    - A.P.

  18. Yes. on Managing a Global Programming Team? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Learn to speak Hindu.

    - A.P.

  19. Um, "next-gen" systems? on Xbox Price Drops to $200 · · Score: 2

    If they're available now, aren't they current-gen systems?

    - A.P.

  20. Re:Roger Ebert on Quickies from a Galaxy Far Far Away · · Score: 2

    But then again, what's been the mosat popular music media until perhaps very lately? The CD.

    What does this prove? The CD is popular because it is convenient, not because it sounds particularly good. "Popular" has never implied "good" anyway.

    - A.P.

  21. Re:Hm... on Sun Works to Converge Linux and Solaris · · Score: 2

    The difference is, you can actually buy AIX 5L.

    Do you run beta software in a production environment?

    - A.P.

  22. Re:What the fuck is Apple smoking? on Apple Introduces Xserve Rackmount Servers · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Um, retard? "Netra T1" and "Netra X1/V100/etc" were two separate and distinct thoughts. I know the two are different products but, unlike you, I'm not an anal-retentive pretentious fuck whose sole purpose is to nitpick others' "incorrect" posts.

    I can go to "www.sun.com/products", too. Please pull your head out of your ass and try and get the point I was driving at, which I've reiterated several times. I will not reproduce said point for you here; you will have to figure out how to find my previous posts on the matter.

    I'm quite impressed you were able to click "reply", however. Perhaps, some day, I too will have vast-yet-unimportant knowledge of the minutiae of Sun hardware (or figure out how to use the middle mouse button in X) so I can make posts like yours too. I yearn for this day.

    - A.P.

  23. Re:What the fuck is Apple smoking? on Apple Introduces Xserve Rackmount Servers · · Score: 2

    The 280R is a single- or dual-proc Ultrasparc-III, supports up to 8GB of RAM, and supports up to two FC-AL (yes, fibrechannel, not SCSI) drives internally, along with one external FC-AL connector and I think four PCI slots. It's 4U, not 5. It also has a remote management card which provides LOM-like features (poweron, poweroff, etc.).

    Whoops, I was just basing it on the 220s and 420s I work with, and figured it was SCSI, as well. It does have an external ultra-wide SCSI port on the back of the machine, at any rate.

    The point I was making is that the thing is clearly not positioned for the same market that the Apple server is, and I have no idea why Apple chose to include it in its product comparison list. If anything, they should've used the Netra T1 or X1/V100/whatever-it's-called-this-week.

    - A.P.

  24. Re:What the fuck is Apple smoking? on Apple Introduces Xserve Rackmount Servers · · Score: 2

    The lowest end rackable Sun server is the Sun Netra X1. It's 1RU, IDE-based, single CPU only, has no redundant power supply, and it costs $1000.

    - A.P.

  25. Re:Hm... on Sun Works to Converge Linux and Solaris · · Score: 2

    IBM and SGI have had Freeware CDs for as long as I can remember, as well. The difference is, IBM has been including the libraries and header files necessary to ensure source-code compatibility with Linux in the base OS now for about a year.

    - A.P.