Slashdot Mirror


Which IT Certifications for Specific IT Jobs?

outlander78 asks: "There have been several questions posted recently (Landing a job, College or Career? to list a few) discussing education and job searching. I have just completed a BSc Computer Science, and have 2 years of co-op experience. This is apparently not enough, as I have yet to get a single interview, despite many carefully written letters and resume submissions to job postings. I read here that a degree with certifications was a good combination, so now I need to know - which certifications are best for job seekers? Whether I work as programmer, sys admin or something else isn't an issue, since I need any job at this point, and enjoy most computer-related jobs - please, suggest whatever certifications you are hiring for or were hired because of."

380 comments

  1. Do you really need certificates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Basically, all companies require are skilled people. Just show them what you know, certificates are for those who don't know anything =)

    1. Re:Do you really need certificates? by Bourbonium · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Those of us who are certified in one or more technologies can argue with you there. But the point the poster is making is that it is very difficult to "show them what you know" if you can't even get a foot in the door to meet "them." A lot of companies screen applicants by keywords and your application/resume/inquiry won't even show up as a blip on their screens without certain keywords such as MCSE, CCNA, CNE, MCDBA, RHCE or some other certification being included as part of your name. It's the eternal chicken and egg dilemma we've all faced at one point or another in our careers.

  2. It's a buyers market right now ... by pgrote · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The supply of tech professionals for operations, non-development, is far outpaced by the demand. Right now it is simply a buyer's market. What does that mean for folks who hire:

    1) We can demand experience. We don't have to take the time to train someone and get them up to speed.

    2) We don't have to offer the salaries and benefits we did two years ago.

    3) Certifications aren't as valuable as they once were. The last boom in certifications was the Cisco program and that has stagnated as the technology and programs have become entrenched. It's all cyclical with certification programs anyway. You have to be in at the beginning to reap the benefits.

    The other fact you need to face is the best way to secure employment is not through classifieds and monster.com, but personal contact with people in the field. Join user groups, go to vendor tech demos and start meeting people.

    Good luck.

    1. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by Zarhan · · Score: 5, Informative

      3) Certifications aren't as valuable as they once were. The last boom in certifications was the Cisco program and that has stagnated as the technology and programs have become entrenched. It's all cyclical with certification programs anyway. You have to be in at the beginning to reap the benefits.

      Actually, with Cisco, there is a clear asset for an employer to have an CCIE in the workforce. Currently, Cisco alters pricing based on the number of CCIE's working for a company (In the case of telco's and other big players with large contracts, at least). So if you are into telecommunications sector, CCIE is a nice thing to have if you are applying for a job in a firm that has lot of Cisco equipment and support contracts.

      (Correct me if I'm wrong - as I have understood it, this was the situation at least six months ago)

    2. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by pgrote · · Score: 2

      Yep, but in a buyer's market you look at two things:

      Availablity of CCIEs -- They aren't as exclusive as they once were.

      Costs to Secure CCIEs -- The situation used to exist where there was zero help or preperation available for CCIE exams. Now you can take the boot camps, etc. It waters down the field.

    3. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by Washizu · · Score: 2

      The other fact you need to face is the best way to secure employment is not through classifieds and monster.com, but personal contact with people in the field.

      Very true, but don't count out monster. I got my current post-graduation job through monster (my employer found me) and I also secured 3 other interviews through them, including one with Blue Sky Studios of Ice Age fame. Didn't get that job, though heh.

      --
      OddManIn: A Game of guns and game theory.
    4. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by afidel · · Score: 2, Informative

      3) Certifications aren't as valuable as they once were. The last boom in certifications was the Cisco program and that has stagnated as the technology and programs have become entrenched. It's all cyclical with certification programs anyway. You have to be in at the beginning to reap the benefits.

      I would disagree with both points, the CCNP and CCIE are still very valuable, while the NP doesn't guarentee 6 figure slaries it should open some doors that would otherwise remain closed. As far a cyclical goes I got my NT4 MCSE at the trailing edge of that cycle (8 months before it was officially retired) and while I will have to upgrade to 2k once the the economy starts up/I get laid off I think that it helped a ton.

      --
      There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
    5. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by Thu+Anon+Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The supply of tech .... Right now it is simply a buyer's market. 1) We can demand experience. We don't have to take the time to train someone and get them up to speed. 2) We don't have to offer the salaries and benefits we did two years ago. 3) You have to be in at the beginning to reap the benefits. ...best way to secure employment is through personal contact...


      I'll vouch for that. If I was hiring, I'd be looking for experience, certs be damned.

      let's put it this way. if you even GET a job in the IT industry right now, you'll be damn lucky with all the bloodletting that happened last year. the best thing you can do right now is get an IT job anywhere, doing anything. if your code-fu skills are strong enough, this will appear doing your regular job duties of tech support/sys admin/dba/et cetera. You can then use those skills to leverage your way into a lead position in the department which you can then use to leverage yourself into another department where you really want to be.

      besides, starting at ground zero of tech support should teach you some empathy of what techs go thru. thank god I don't do that no more.

      with a wife and mortgage, I'm just happy to have a decent paying steady job working for a government IT department. that 's the kind of job you should be looking for, one that pays the bills.

      --



      I'm good with numbers - .45, 7.62, 9.....
    6. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by Skapare · · Score: 2

      Back when there was a big demand for people and it was hard to find them, the managers doing the hiring didn't do the contact thing you are suggesting. There were in fact, quite many people available, but the communication wasn't there, so they just didn't connect. Maybe the situation today is similar, where so many people are not connecting because they don't go out and pursue contacts.

      The fundamental problem, though, is that neither side is really doing it. In good times or bad, communication is the key, and it's not working very well ... but mostly because people don't really try to do it. I've been to user groups and vendor demos. There's plenty of people looking for work, but still no jobs. Back when the situation was reversed, there were managers begging for people, and no one willing to change jobs. Still, you gotta try.

      We do need something better, though. Trouble is, monster and dice and the like are not doing it. Maybe slashdot could? Who knows. You got any better ideas?

      --
      now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
    7. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Still under 4000 CCIE's worldwide. There are no boot camps for it, and very little study materials. Only 2 places in North America to take it, RTP in N. Carolina, and I believe in San Jose.

      I've never met anyone that I believe could pass it, and I certainly couldn't. Even the CCNA wasn't a joke(like the MCSE exams). I'm scared of the CCNP.

    8. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by decoydog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's true that certifications aren't as valuable as before since they don't magically guarantee a job anymore. But not having one, even if there is no specific requirement in the job posting, gives the HR folks a reason to knock your application out of the running. Especially true if you're going through the classified/Monster route and lack personal contacts.

    9. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by schnurble · · Score: 2

      Actually, I believe there are around 8,000 CCIE's now. Not sure of the exact number, but I'm sure if you asked Cisco, you could get it.

      --
      "To err is human, to forgive is simply not my policy." --root
    10. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by scoove · · Score: 2

      The supply of tech professionals for operations, non-development, is far outpaced by the demand.

      Tell me about it... try seeking any position in telecommunications now. With Worldcom's downfall, Level3's collapse, Global Crossing's disappearance, Qwest's troubles, etc., it's hiring freezes and layoffs.

      applicant: Hi, I'm network engineer with 15 years of experience. Have my CCIE certification, as well as countless dozens of certifications and training programs in all areas of telecommunications. I'm willing to relocate, work cheap and come with exceptional references from CEOs of Fortune 100 companies.

      interviewer: Yea, but how handy are you with a floor polisher?

      *scoove*

    11. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by doogles · · Score: 5, Informative

      Still under 4000 CCIE's worldwide.

      Only 2 places in North America to take it, RTP in N. Carolina, and I believe in San Jose.

      I appreciate your respect for the program, but:

      As of the Worldwide CCIE Presence:
      Total of Worldwide CCIEs: 7598*
      As of April 30, 2002

      As for North American sites, you're right. Cisco is closing the Halifax, NS, Canada Lab

    12. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by 56ker · · Score: 1, Redundant

      The person asking was from the UK where we have a surplus of computer science graduates. Where I live Pentra is employing them (if they've been unemployed for six months) as tech support in local libraries. Cisco qualifications are extrememly hard to get in the U.K. .

    13. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by EverDense · · Score: 2, Funny

      Especially true if you're going through the
      classified/Monster route and lack personal
      contacts.

      Yeah, doesn't it suck when you lose out on a
      contract to Mothra?

      --
      http://jesus.everdense.com/
    14. Re: It's a buyers market right now ... by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      I personally know that A+ will get you no more than a ten or eleven dollar per hour job, so unless you want to do repair for next to nothing, don't waste time with that one. The sad truth is that management desk jockeys think any chimp can do computers. Techies are held in lower esteem then auto mechanics. We really need a union. You may have to take a job out of IT until you make some contacts. It's usually WHO you know that matters. If you get desparate, "Fries with that" isn't a question, you are telling them.

      --
      The Uncoveror: It's the real news.
    15. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by ssnolan · · Score: 1

      I have a college degree from the University of Wisconsin, a MCSE and a CCNA. They all have their strong and weak points but none can hurt you, well besides your pocketbook. I would recommend going to college and then working on Certs if you feel like it or over the summer. College might put you 4 or so years behind someone who just gets a cert but in the long run a college degree will open doors. Not to mention open you up to jobs with the university. If you are interested in IT work there is no better way to gain experience then by working at your attending university. Start your first semester, they will give you all the training you need. Certifications should be the icing on a cake that's made of experience.

    16. Re: It's a buyers market right now ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh... maybe not today, but in time, techies will be nothing more than glorified auto mechanics. IT is all about automation, why wouldn't admin/maintenance/etc get automated too? Look around, it's happening as we speak. Oh sure, there will always be a demand for (as a previous posters said) "operators & designers" but to act like you're god's gift to the earth for having a technical bent is simply lunacy. Have a look around at some non-computer technical fields that have been around for a few decades - that's the future of all but the highest level of system design. Good work, good pay, but your shit still stinks like the rest of us, so get off your high horse.

      Oh and a union? What, so that society can pay some whiney blackmailing brats more than they're worth? No thanks. If you're not getting paid what you want to make, then do something more valued. Tech work not valued, try selling or management. Just because *you* value technical work, doesn't mean the wider world does.

      Good luck.

    17. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by tchuladdiass · · Score: 1
      One other thing that helps, is go to a 1-week training class or two... not for the knowledge you gain in it, but to build up contacts. Esp. if you are already familliar with the topic being taught, you can impress others in the class & the instructor, hopefully enough that they can recommend you to their contacts. A guy that I work with had taught a sysadmin class at a local college, and ended up hiring a couple of his brighter students.


      Of course, it costs a bundle to take the classes, so that is one drawback.

    18. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by amembrane · · Score: 1
      Very true, but don't count out monster.com.

      I found my job (IT Manager) through them as well, and TMP Worldwide, the parent company, signs my checks for another couple of weeks. I also had good luck with dice.com. I got my interview due to experience, which I got through personal contacts. Just take anything, and be nice to everyone, you never know who can help you out.

      This might sound crazy, but the most immediate hits I ever get are for Mac jobs, nobody wants them (including me), but this job was listed as a Macintosh job when they account for 1.5% of the desktops. It's amazing how inaccurate job listings can be.

      --
      They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
    19. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Big deal. I grew up in a small hick town in Indiana that had more than 7600 people. It's not a large number, or even middling, when taken in the context of "worldwide". Also note, I meant to say "unlike the MCSE" in the parent. I need a telepathic keyboard, the words just aren't passing through to the kb correctly.

    20. Re: It's a buyers market right now ... by Starcub · · Score: 1
      ...desk jockeys think any chimp can do computers.
      I think I learned about this from Dilbert: All you need is some bored chimps, some 409, and some dirty keyboards! ;)
    21. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by Iffy+Bonzoolie · · Score: 1

      1) We can demand experience. We don't have to take the time to train someone and get them up to speed.

      I've mentioned this before, but experience is not the best metric to determine whether someone is worth of employment. Sometimes you will get a better employee, and consequently better work, from hiring someone who is talented, enthusiastic and "gets it," but has little domain experience, than you would if you hired someone with top experience.

      The reason is that experience is misleading. Intuitively you think that experience maps directly to skill/productivity in the general case. But, I've seen too many people with tons of experience that can't DO anything PRODUCTIVE (or what they do is misguided, error-prone and/or impossible to maintain). And I've seen green folks who can just pick up, figure out things and get it done quick and done right. Of course, someone who is talented, motivated AND has 10 years experience will probably truly be "a badass," but there isn't the supply of these people that you think.

      My favorite metric for looking at new hires is: Do they do this stuff at home? Even if they like to do stuff that is only somewhat similar to what you want them to do, and at an amateur level, if they do it on their own time for their own edification, it's probably because they like it... and people get good at doing the things they like real quick.

      The long-term approach to hiring is to find someone that's a better programmer (or whatever) in general... even if it takes some traning to get productive with a specific domain, you'll eventually have a good employee with the domain knowledge you need, rather than a mediocre employee who knows the things you want right away. Oftentimes it's more convenient to grab the guy that knows the most right away, but you could end up with average or sub-average staff in the long run, which will turn into a nightmare.

      Conversely, of course, you need someone with expert domain knowledge to be leading the charge, so that people do not re-invent the wheel. To require everyone to have that level of knowledge, though, is not only overkill, but likely counterproductive, as they will disagree on things that they think everyone just knows.

      This is more from a development perspective than an IT perspective... perhaps the domains are different enough where these observations don't really apply.

      -If

      --
      Run a pencil-and-paper RPG campaign with your far-off friends: Gametable!
    22. Re: It's a buyers market right now ... by Bourbonium · · Score: 1

      "We really need a union."

      What a crock. I've been in unions before and they are next to worthless. The biggest rip-off ever pulled on the working class is the lie that joining a union will make your life better, help you feed your children, insure job security and cure cancer. The only thing that's going to accomplish any of these lofty goals is hard work and diligent effort by talented individuals, not forking over a percentage of your hard-earned wages to an "organizer" or "steward" to support a corrupt bureaucracy like a labor union. Just look at what unionizing public school teachers has done for education.

      No thanks. I'll negotiate my own contract, and be much better off.

    23. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by mheckaman · · Score: 1

      Here here, I work at the ITT A/CD NASA Field Office doing general IT support/administration and well, whatever else needs to be done. I don't think people appreciate this anymore.

      Then again, I also work for ITT A/CD directly in their Proposals department (Production)... Whatever pays the bills huh? Ironically, I enjoy the Proposals job much more. It's interesting how rewarding a fast paced and productive job can be.

      --Matt

      Disclaimer: My opinions belong to me, not NASA nor ITT Industries A/CD, they can speak for themselves.

      --

      Don't take life so seriously; it isn't permanent.

    24. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by Cyno · · Score: 1

      I met someone with a CCIE. He was cool. Liked to drink a lot. The "cool" thing about the CCIE certification is it requires you to retake it every couple years. So if you have a CCIE most likely you're uptodate on the current technology and really understand networks. But having a CCIE was worth far more when only 3000 people carried that title. But that's too much detailed network knowledge for me. I probably couldn't even pass that test if I tried. I'm affraid network technology is going to change SO much in the next 5 years it'll make the last 5 feel like a walk in the park.
      5 years ago I didn't know what TCP/IP was. Today I wish I could forget.

    25. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by bryan1945 · · Score: 2

      Thanks, my confidence is now dropping...

      I'm taking the CCNA exam in June.

      They want me to get my CCNP next spring.

      Now I'm scared. Thanks a lot! :(

      --
      Vote monkeys into Congress. They are cheaper and more trustworthy.
    26. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Hey, if they are paying for it, what's to lose? I've had to pay for all my exams and study materials out of pocket. If I were you, I'd be pressuring them to pay for one of the $4500 courses for you. I just don't have that luxury myself.

    27. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by HavokDevNull · · Score: 1

      In layman terms he is saying that what you know isn't as crucial as who you know! Which will always will hold true!

      --
      Sig
    28. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by bryan1945 · · Score: 2

      They pay for it up front, but if I fail it (as I now fear) I have to pay them back! That is 1 month of salary for me, not chump change, if you know what I mean.

      --
      Vote monkeys into Congress. They are cheaper and more trustworthy.
    29. Re: It's a buyers market right now ... by shyster · · Score: 2
      The biggest rip-off ever pulled on the working class is the lie that joining a union will make your life better, help you feed your children, insure job security and cure cancer....Just look at what unionizing public school teachers has done for education.

      Yeah, public school teachers do a piss poor job (in general), are next to impossible to fire, get annual raises, and good benefits too! Sounds like a raw deal to me!

      Seriously, a union isn't about making you do your job better, it's about better compensation for doing your job. In that respect, unions benefit the worker, but not the employer....andnot necessarily the consumer.

    30. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Since a few hundred can't be 1 month's salary, even at this pissant helpdesk job I'm working now (which ends the 29th) you must mean the $4500 course.

      Take it. If you've got sense enough to worry about it, and you like this stuff, the only thing that might keep you from passing is not being able to learn in a classroom enviroment (which means alot for some people). Get that, and you'll pass. Either that, or hang out at my place, and learn Wang VS CPxx assembly language with me.

      Can't wait to put that on my resume... *grin*.

    31. Re: It's a buyers market right now ... by labiator · · Score: 1

      No, Unions are for political jackasses and for themselves... They do not benefit the worker. You ever tried to file a grievance? More paperwork than your taxes, and in most cases you never get updates, let alone resolution. Drive by the union hall sometime, and look at the cars in the reserved spaces. As you look out the window of your 78 chevette, you will see lots of Lexus and BMW's. Those are your union dues at work...
      As for Certs, my MCSE got my no degree'd ass in with a big three consultancy four years ago. I am leaving that company for a Bank with better bene's, all because of my MS credentials.
      I am not bowing at the altar of BillG, but I do bow to the almighty Dollar.
      Labiator

      --
      Win if you can... Lose if you must... But always CHEAT!
    32. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't get me wrong, I enjoy my job. I was "lucky" enough to get laid off/fired 2 weeks before Christmas 2000. Talk about sweating it out for 2-1/2 months. Then I got THE job! I create my own job description, direct my own job duties, make my own schedule within reason, travel at state government expense, network with I.T. v.p.'s of financial institutions, and learn on the job. AND I got a 20% payraise right off the bat, followed by a 5% payraise, after my previous manager said I didn't deserve a payraise at all! Fscking bastards! Up theirs!!! Who said working for the government sucks? :) Woohoo!!!!

    33. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by Shanep · · Score: 2

      decoydog's comment is (Score:5, Bloody Depressing).

      I have been told by a few agents in Sydney, that each advertised position gets hundreds of applications, so they have email rules set up which just delete every application after a certain time (usually before lunch time).

      So if you make it through that, you then have to make it through the people who are doing the manual culling... people who barely know what to cull.

      --
      War crimes, torture, lies, illegal spying... Would someone give Bush a blowjob, already, so he can be impeached?
    34. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by rark · · Score: 2

      > that 's the kind of job you should be looking for,
      > one that pays the bills.

      While I basically agree with you, I have to mention a caveat on the above point.

      When you're young, if you have supportive parents, you have a chance that you're unlikely to ever have again in your life: you can go get a job purely for experience, and not stress about the pay.

      When I was a teenager I worked for free, and then for less than minimum wage, for a computer store, doing standard computer tech work. This was cheaper than going to the local tech school, this was faster than doing so (esspecially as I wouldn't have been eligible to start for some time after that) and it gave me experience rather than book learning. Less than two years later that experience lead to jobs that definitely could pay the bills, and by the time I hit 20 I was making real money (Around my 20th birthday I received a raise -- to $50k/year This is the sort of money that does pay the bills)

      That sort of job is an investment. If one doesn't have to support oneself yet, and one can find a position that offers a lot of experience and learning and is willing to work hard, for long hours, then go for it. It pays off later.

    35. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you are learning through the CCNA and CCNP programs will help you pick up emerging technologies/protocols faster. The more you know, the easier it gets. Communications systems aren't going to change into something completely different in five years.

      I don't give a damn what CIOs think of the CCIE.
      If you are into internetworking, then the CCIE is a certification you want to have on your list of short term goals. It's like earning a black belt in karate. You've mastered all the basics and are absolutely ready for any internetworking problem that needs a solid solution.

      I hope Cisco never dumbs down the CCIE program in response to this 'buyer's market' and some of the nonsense I hear from those knocking certification.

  3. Location? by drgnvale · · Score: 1

    I don't know how much certifications really help, except to show that you have "experiance." Your two years of co-op should have counted for a good bit. Maybe the area in which you are looking for work is just really tight, and they need someone with a bit more experiance. Have you tried looking for a job somewhere that was less crowded?

    1. Re:Location? by SLiK812 · · Score: 1

      D00d, the only way to get experience is to work. Certification is a series of classes and tests from an "institution" that somehow gets the label that they teach something marketable. Its a business, and its BS.

    2. Re:Location? by drgnvale · · Score: 1

      Right... thats why I had experiance in "'s... sarcasm...

  4. Perhaps you should move? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you can't find a job with 2 years Exp and a BSC in your local area perhaps it is time you considered moving somewhere else?

    Unless you're applying to jobs that are no entry level you should not have problems finding a job.

  5. We dont need no stinking Certs by rhost89 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Heh, certs arnt the way to go, and unfortunatly the best recomendation i have for you is experiance. Ive been in the field for 8 years now doing this and that (Programming, Sys admin, Consulting, Helldesk, etc...) and have found that nothing beats time under your belt. I only have 2 of my 4 years finished for my BSCS, and i only have one cert (Stupid aironet wireless engineer before they were bought out by cisco) so certs and school arnt the only things that employers are looking for. Know your shit, and know it well and all will be good :)

    --
    I will bend your mind with my spoon
    1. Re:We dont need no stinking Certs by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Informative
      Nothing beats time under your belt, but if you don't have time, then what?

      I'd recommend at the least a BS in CS, oh, and wear a clean shirt, minimal face piercings, tasteful haircut, use of mouthwash and leaving your ego at the door for any interviews. It is a buyers market and that means you've got to be on your best behavior, since you can bet others will go so far as to wear a tie to get the job. 1999 was like last century, ok?

      --

      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    2. Re:We dont need no stinking Certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what also helps is to not sound like this moron in any way..

      talk like an educated, upstanding human being... sittin' dere talkin' shit an' DAT dont impress anyone but the homies... and will guarentee you NEVER getting the job.

      #1, walk, talk, and DRESS like a professional.

    3. Re:We dont need no stinking Certs by McSpew · · Score: 2

      Certifications are meaningful only in huge companies where the HR dept. sets arbitrary and useless standards. Some places might call you for an interview based on seeing certifications on your resume, but I've never hired anybody or failed to hire someone because of certifications or the lack thereof.

      I'm looking for someone with some intelligence (not just book-learning), problem-solving ability, communications skills and when I can get it, experience.

      As has been pointed out, it's a buyer's market right now. I posted an ad for an entry-level helpdesk position and got FIVE HUNDRED resumes in response. I'm not exaggerating. The exact number was 513, and that's after throwing out duplicates (some people faxed AND emailed, others responded to the ad twice).

      If you're going to school for a CS/CIS/MIS degree or taking certification classes, the best thing you can you do for yourself is to take any IT-related job while you're still in school, even if it's an unpaid internship.

      People who've been lured into multi-thousand $$$ training programs by the promise of high-paying IT jobs don't like to hear that advice, but the truth is that you have to start somewhere, and when you don't have experience or connections, you're going to start with a crappy, low-paying helpdesk job until you prove yourself.

      Experience with your own home network and lab are a huge plus over the vast majority of people who don't have them, so put any credible experience you have with your home lab on your resume. However, keep in mind that home labs are almost never as screwed-up and difficult to keep running as real-world business networks.

      Don't assume that because every upgrade you ever did on your home machines went smoothly that upgrades go smoothly on real-world machines. Hint: They don't. Employers know that people who haven't had their fingers burned with "simple" tasks in real-world IT situations are far more dangerous than those who have. People with experience never take anything for granted. Newbies take stuff for granted all the time. I know I did.

      That is why virtually everybody prefers experience over certifications.

    4. Re:We dont need no stinking Certs by tigga · · Score: 1
      What do you mean -
      "DRESS like a professional" ?

      Don't wear tie? Don't wear jeans?
      Or don't wear tie on the West Coast and don't wear jeans on the East Coast?

    5. Re:We dont need no stinking Certs by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      My home network consists of roughly 50 machines, on a hybrid ethernet, token ring, arcnet, localtalk, and FDDI network. Netware, NT, SunOS, linux, VMS, and Banyan Vines servers, with AmigaOS, MacOS, OS/2, DOS, and windows clients. Every protocol known to mankind.

      I have integration problems that have taken months to solve, and some that I'm still working on. I run web servers, database server, LDAP/directory servers. Recently started dual homing a few of the servers, and running ripd on them. Since I can't afford a $5000 electricity bill, and many of the servers are powered on and off as I use them, routing really gets a workout.

      I dabble in code, from assembly language on up to perl and sql. I have crappy hardware that is constantly dying and needing to be diagnosed and fixed.

      I either need to find a decent job, or hire 5 techs and call my hobby a business.

      Offtopic: Guys, 2 years of ebay have failed to find some really special nics for me. The Ecolink "econet pc" ISA card, starlan 1baseT cards, corvus omninet ISA, the arcnet option board for the TRS-80 model II, and a PCI HIPPI card. Also, if it exists, a TCNS 100mps Arcnet PCI card. If you have any of these *begging* please email me.

      I may be unemployed come May 29th, but by god I'm gonna have some kickass toys to play with in all that spare time.

    6. Re:We dont need no stinking Certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      an we done need to spel anyways

    7. Re:We dont need no stinking Certs by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      Start up either a rendering farm or network app server and sell off your CPU cycles.

      Hell even if they are all older computers, there is still a lot of them. :)

    8. Re:We dont need no stinking Certs by Shanep · · Score: 2

      Jeez dude, I thought that my setup was fun.

      OpenBSD firewall (486DX2 66, 8MB, 32MB CF disk) / FreeBSD 5.0-DP1 file/print (smb/afp), web proxy, time server / Apple Mac 68030 mail server in the making / Thinkpad and iBook clients running W2K and OS9/X.

      Electricity cost was a big concern for me but Jeezuz dude!

      --
      War crimes, torture, lies, illegal spying... Would someone give Bush a blowjob, already, so he can be impeached?
  6. Certifications? Make mine two-ply. by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2

    I don't think I've ever been asked for any certifications during interviews. I haven't seen many job postings in which certification was even mentioned, much less required. This was all sysadmin work.

    Maybe you should just work on your resume a little more?

    - A.P.

    --
    "Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
  7. well... by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

    I must admit now that I cannot add much to help you, except that the story sounds familiar. I also go to a school with a co-op program, and a lot of CS/ECE related majors are having trouble getting jobs, including with the people they worked for on co-op. A good many are sticking around for an extra couple years and getting their Master's before trying the job market again.

    --
    The One Rule Of Chess You'll Ever Need: Don't play someone who carries a kit in their bookbag.
    1. Re:well... by drgnvale · · Score: 1

      >>are having trouble getting jobs, including with >>the people they worked for on co-op. Is that because the market was too tight, or because they bungled things up while on co-op? I really like saying bungled.

    2. Re:well... by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      oftentimes goofing off on the job is why a person doesnt get hired FT upon graduation. but given the sheer number of students (and not just CS/ECE, more like any major) getting rejected from co-op employers suggests that they're simply being victimized by the current market conditions.

      --
      The One Rule Of Chess You'll Ever Need: Don't play someone who carries a kit in their bookbag.
  8. What I did... by kiley · · Score: 1

    I also have a BSCS but I went and got a CCIE because I liked the hardware side of the field. (and couldn't code my way out of a box.) With those 2 you should be able to work at any shop with some competence.

    1. Re:What I did... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats all fine and good but did you mention to the people reading this what it takes to become a CCIE?
      You need experience man. In our shop we are still paying our 2 CCIEs well into the 6 figure market. That is one tough certification to get.

  9. M5C by ackthpt · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Mad 5ki11z Cert From CowboyNeals Kollege of 1337 IT Training & Bread Crumb Emporium.

    Oh, wait, this wasn't one of the damn polls...

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  10. Certs will help you by SquadBoy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    get an interview but will not get you a job. The answer to your question is that you need certs for which you have experience and which you can back up with knowledge that goes above and beyond what is needed to get the cert. Also you need to know who is hiring in your area. For example to get my current job I had a lot of experience with firewalls in general and I know a firm in my area which has *very* good reasons to be paranoid where hiring a networking guy. I also have a bunch of networking experience. I found out through a friend that they use Checkpoint based firewalls. So I downloaded a Checkpoint demo got a book spent some time on it and got a CCSA. Combined with my background that set me apart from the crowd enough to get the job. :) Do your homework and try to do something you have a good background in and it should work. Also just a note a good recuriter is worth their weight in gold. Many will say I'm wrong and YMMV but recuriters have worked wonders for me.

    --

    Cypherpunks: Civil Liberty Through Complex Mathematics. Those who live by the sword die by the arrow.
    1. Re:Certs will help you by Gomer+Pyle · · Score: 1

      Certs won't even get you an interview most of the time in a job market like this. Employeers want experience. And if you don't have it, then too bad. They will find someone who does. It's all about supply and demand and there is no demand right now.

      I have 2 certs and 4 years of professional experience and I was unemployed for 7 months last year. The only way I landed my current job was by networking and knowing people in the company.

    2. Re:Certs will help you by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      You will notice that my story includes all of those elements. The cert was a part of it but is by no means a silver bullet that was the point of my little story.

      --

      Cypherpunks: Civil Liberty Through Complex Mathematics. Those who live by the sword die by the arrow.
    3. Re:Certs will help you by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 2

      employers want degrees. a lot of times you won't even get an interview without a degree, experience be damned.

      a 4-year degree will open up doors that will remained closed to you if you dont have one.

      --
      ... hi bingo ...
    4. Re:Certs will help you by Gomer+Pyle · · Score: 1

      The only part that I disagree with is your statement that a cert will get you an interview. I was told the exact same thing many times over by different people and it never happened for me. Most of the companies that I delt with didn't see much value in most of the certs out there. And frankly, I agree with them. I think that certifications are good for showing that you have a base set of skills. But without the hands on experience, you're still going to have a very rough time competing right now.

    5. Re:Certs will help you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is one piece of paper that will probley get you a job. at least somewhere. its called a univerity degree. Bachlors of science!

    6. Re:Certs will help you by tooloftheoligarchy · · Score: 1

      I think "SquadBoy's" advice is some of the best I've seen in this topic: certs are by no means useless, but they are entirely specific to the market you're targeting. That said:
      1.) I used to work as a consultant, and in that case it was useful to have (*shudder*) Microsoft certs, because it helped the sales weasels sell me to the customers. Mind you, the certs are not what got me the job, but they did go in the "plus" column and probably added a few dollars to the salary offer.
      2.) A couple weeks ago I spoke with a sales rep from a training company to ask her what kind of trainers they need the most. She said Cold Fusion. Apparently a lot of companies are trying to get their people trained on Cold Fusion, and there aren't that many trainers that have the certs. Mostly what this implies to me is that if you walked into a company that uses CF and told them you *didn't* need training, it could only help you.
      Good luck!

  11. Welcome to a slow job market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Your real problem is that the economy is in the tank, so you are competing with people with at least as much education and more experience. This happened to me back in '91 when I finished by B.S.

    Keep at it, you'll find something eventually.

    1. Re:Welcome to a slow job market by n9hmg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're not going to have it the way the guys graduating in '99 did, with employers standing in line at your commencement.
      I hope you don't yet have family obligations, because the only thing you can do with this is get an IT job... ANY IT job that you are capable of doing and can keep body and soul together. Mind: I don't mean jump on the first one you find, unless it's really good. Hit job websites - especially dice... at least in fall 2000, dice was where the serious IT recruiting was going on. Be willing to relocate - ANYWHERE, and mean it. Try to get several good prospects on the table at one time, and take the best one (criteria - stability, pay, learning).
      Stay with the job until things pick up, and if it will help, move to a better one when the rise starts. You won't be the newbie when the big hiring starts again. You'll be a leader, and in a much better situation to exploit the next boom.

    2. Re:Welcome to a slow job market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There is a difference during this recession and the one back in '91. The conventional thinking here in slashdot is that we are now in a down cycle and some time in the future (eventually) we will bound to see better days. Why you all think like this? Sure, there have have been patterns of up-and-down cycles in the past, but history also tells us that there have also been monotonous declines.

      During the '90 we saw widespread recession (except in IT) because computers and automation were taking away less skilled jobs. Now that a lot of automation is over plus PC sales with which consumers are able to balance checkbooks, play games, and view porn with a computer are mostly over (since either almost everyone has already bought one, and the vast majority of common people don't use a computer for other purposes) it is time for the computer industry to start its steady road down!

      Some here are quick to point that we "we will always need computers", and with this their reasoning is that we are in market cycle and our jobs are not going to be disappear forever. I hope they are right, because I have become skeptical with this logic. Take a look what happened to farming, to the textile, or the steel industry. The logic with those folks was that "we will always need food to eat" and "we will always need cloths to wear". Yet they still lost most of their jobs.

      I don't believe that Internet and computers is a stronger argument of reasoning that "we will always need food and cloths". I think we are headed on a gradual decline, much like the US car industry or the US electronics industry. Those thinking of starting an IT career in because they think we are in an inevitable cycle of ups and downs should reconsider their logic. The fact is that IT is not improving. The trend is down. We should seriously consider leaving IT and move to the next new thing!

    3. Re:Welcome to a slow job market by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      plus PC sales with which consumers are able to balance checkbooks, play games, and view porn with a computer are mostly over (since either almost everyone has already bought one, and the vast majority of common people don't use a computer for other purposes) it is time for the computer industry to start its steady road down!


      Actualy in about another 2 years all of the bearings in the fans will wear out and all of the computers will die almost at once.

      The industry will be reinvigorated, and sales will shootup since Grandama needs her Mah-jongg and everybody with a Y chromo needs their pr0n.

  12. Certs by NetJunkie · · Score: 2

    Most IT certifications are manufacturer specific, meaning if you work with Cisco gear you get the Cisco certs. Very few cover an idea or a broad technology. So, a Network Engineer would get the Cisco cert since they use the equipment.

    The problem is that people run out and get these certs without ever using the software/equipment and expect to get hired using it. It doesn't work that way. You get experience some where and then get the cert to expand on it. Experience first, then certs. A Cisco cert without router time is worthless.

    1. Re:Certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      catch 22? "You get the job, then the certs" but...to get the job, you have to have an interview. To get the interview you have to have certs(*in most cases you will get weeded out if you don't).

      In my experience, certs first, then job. I started with a CNA in Novell, then got hired, then went on to be an MCNE, then CDE, now i'm working on Novell trees nationally. I was originally hired as a "Help desk" or "Support desk" guy. Certs help out a lot in most cases. I don't mind people who dislike certs, but from my experience, they've helped me out in a bunch of different ways. I'll get recommended for a particular project because people know i've been to a class and taken the test to be certified in it. I can go on forever, but life is short so my best suggestion is to get some basic certs to get hired, then build on what the employer has in house.

  13. Tired Refrain by yancey · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm getting very tired of certifications. I know too many "certified" people who have NO EXPERIENCE! They know all about how it's supposed to work, but can't fix it when it breaks. I'm tired of it! Get me somebody who has a true interest in computing, not just paper credentials and making money.

    --
    Ouch! The truth hurts!
    1. Re:Tired Refrain by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      If that's a job offer, where do I apply? Give me enough to live on, and a job whose contract isn't up in 3 months when the recruiter told me 6, and I'd be your IT slave.

    2. Re:Tired Refrain by Telastyn · · Score: 2

      Here here.

      And a point to the submitter: Be wary of any company that has more interest in certs or procedures over computing and problem solving. (IMO anyways) IT shops that don't focus on problem solving have tons of problems with slightly unusual requirements, and with evolving technology.

    3. Re:Tired Refrain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen! We had a so-called network engineer with Microsoft certifications trying to tell us that we had our system wired ass-backwards because it didn't agree with what he remembered from Microsoft class. We pointed out that the people on the staff who had put together the network had written some of the network RFCs, and the rest of us had written copious quantities of TCP/IP/DHCP/etc code, but he still insisted we were wrong. Then he asked, "What's an RFC?"

      What's all this have to do with your problem? Get whatever kind of job you can with the current economy, then take a couple of graduate courses in CS. Then when the economy picks up you'll be in good position to cash in.

    4. Re:Tired Refrain by wilpig · · Score: 2, Informative

      You are so right on that point. Most people that are certified are worthless. I prefer to think of them as "Certifiablely Useless".

      A friend of mine is insisting that if he becomes a CCIE he will have offers pour in. We keep telling him that he is wasting his time on this endevour and just needs to get back to work with the rest of us and stop being part of the Certified Unemployable.

      Now you can't bash all "certified" people. There are some of us out there that are certified and can show you the paper to prove it. We just don't push it out there when we first meet, that IMO is the mark of the true tech.

    5. Re:Tired Refrain by insane8 · · Score: 1

      certification measns you can pass a test .. same deal with university... potential employers are not going to follow you home and see if you really do like computers or not... once they hire you... they are stuck with you for at least a couple of months, this gives you time to gain some experiance working in the feild.

    6. Re:Tired Refrain by y0d4 · · Score: 0

      They know all about how it's supposed to work, but can't fix it when it breaks

      Read that again and wait for it to dawn on you just how stupid you are. I'll repeat the key line.

      They know all about how it's supposed to work...

      And I'm tired of hackneyed old morons who try to pass their ability to bs their way through IT with bubble gum and duct tape installations while they PRETEND that its done with knowledge.

      IT Certs CAN BE valuable. But the testing process allows for people with little knowledge to pass. THATs the true problem. The resentment of IT certifications comes from those who lack the ability to gain them. Period. End of discussion. Ouch, the truth hurts.

  14. Its who you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've recently graduated College (MIS), no certificates. Looking over my history, I have never gotten a job without knowing someone.

    Often times its not what you know, but who you know and knowing things is just a benefit.

    1. Re:Its who you know by Skapare · · Score: 2

      Sad, isn't it, that so many managers only hire people they know, and still end up whining (even in this economy) that finding good people is hard to do. Maybe they should start looking for people on the basis of qualifications for a change.

      --
      now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
    2. Re:Its who you know by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      Sad, isn't it, that so many managers only hire people they know, and still end up whining (even in this economy) that finding good people is hard to do. Maybe they should start looking for people on the basis of qualifications for a change.
      Ironically, given the state of the economy, it's gotten harder to find 'good' people. Mostly because when a lot of people got laid off, in general, the real gurus kept their jobs. So you now have a much higher noise to signal ratio :-)

  15. It's sad, but true. by unicron · · Score: 2, Informative

    The demand for certs in the industry just shows me how ignorant the industry is. You don't know how many job postings I see asking for certs that don't even exist, like the one I saw the other day wishing to hire a Cisco Certified Systems Engineer(I kid you not). I also can't stand seeing job offers that would rather have a college degree than any experience. We just hired an MIS graduate as a network tech that had to be shown the difference between a router and switch on his first day.

    If you want to know what certs will really help you, get your CCNA, the new Cisco cert that covers voice over IP, some project planning cert, and maybe pursue your Six Sigma belts if you're in the high level industry.

    Hope this helped.

    --
    Finally, math books without any of that base 6 crap in them.
    1. Re:It's sad, but true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>We just hired an MIS graduate as a network tech that had to be shown the difference between a router and switch on his first day.

      That's because CS and MIS programs are put together under the assumption that there is only one thing in life: programming.

      Truth is, 90% of the IT field is everything BUT programming. So, I agree with you there.

      Personally, I look for a CS degree with a solid overall GPA (> 3.7) when hiring college grads. while they may not know everything, the GPA reflects their self-motivation, drive and willingness to learn.

    2. Re:It's sad, but true. by wilpig · · Score: 1

      GPA isn't everything. Some of us graduated with little over a 2.5 but have the drive when it comes to things that really matter, technology. Personally, college to me, was a few classes that were useful and the rest were filler. Universities are designed to give a person a well rounded education, while I may have higher honors in my tech classes I may not care to attend my accounting hours. Based on your criteria my hatred for accounting makes me a bad choice for the job you are offering. Same goes with marketing, if I am working on making your network stronger what need do I have for selling your companies product.

      On the flipside of that you can say that marketing classes may give a student the ability to sell the idea of new network equipment to management. While good as that may be, did I need to perform at the top of my class for this skill?

      GPA doesn't fully reflect a person's motivation, drive or willingness to learn. In many cases mommy and daddy wouldn't pay for school if they didn't hit the grades, or they might lose their free ride. Some of us had to work our way through school and would rather do good there then stay up all night studying.

  16. my experience out of college... by bje2 · · Score: 2

    i don't really have a comment about the certifications...cause i don't really have any myself...although any Java 2 certifications look pretty good (atleast in the line of software consulting that i do)...

    in any case, the job market right now sucks, (especially for tech people), and has sucked since late 2001...when i was searching for a job my senior year of college (2001-02) i saw the end of the boom where computer science majors could write their own blank check right away out of school...actually, early in my senior year i signed on with an internet consulting company in nyc for $70K...nice...atleast i thought so...as 2002, came, the economy was even more in the down turn, and a lot of companies started revoking their offers to college graduates (including mine)...so, to make a long story short, i graduated without a job...i ended up having to take an internship with a smaller software consulting company for the summer...but they eventually hired me in Septmber, and i enjoy my job very much...

    i guess my point is not to worry if you don't have a job right away...the job climate sucks right now...but computers and the internet aren't going anywhere (duh)...

    in any case, it's better to not have a job and be able to look for work, then to sign on with a company and have them keep pushing back their start date...i have friends from school who graduated with me in june of 2001 and went to work with big consulting companies like Accenture...they just recently (Jan or Feb) started...true, Accenture did throw them a little bit of money before hand, but i had a good 6 or 7 months of work experience in before they even started...

    --

    "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true." - Homer Simpson
  17. To many CS know nothings by mrgrey · · Score: 1

    I go to collage for CS and there are many, many, MANY poeple in my class(s) that know absolutely nothing about CS exept what is in the books. This is a problem because they get better grades than most of the people that do know computers for real. Now companies think grades are important and say that you need a AD or 2yrs exp to get a job. It seems like you shouldn't have a problem since you have both.
    Companies like to see such trivial things as pieces of paper because it makes them feel good to know they can brag paper to someone else. The like the Micro$oft certs, A+ garbage etc. Anything they don't uderstand is a plus too.

    --
    -Tolerate my intolerance
    1. Re:To many CS know nothings by tommck · · Score: 5, Funny
      I go to collage for CS...

      Is that the big bulletin board with the pictures of people and things from the CS department? ;-)

      T

      --
      ---- It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's told.
    2. Re:To many CS know nothings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kind of collages do you make? I like the kind with macaroni myself.

      Spelling *is* important, especially when you're telling people that you go to collage. Try doing that on a job resume and see how far you get.

    3. Re:To many CS know nothings by Morgahastu · · Score: 1

      They also like people who can spell. But you do have a good point, it reminds me of the blonde girls in high school who got As in all the classes but were actually dumb as stones.

    4. Re:To many CS know nothings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they probably all spell better and have better grammar than you too, huh? In every job I've had, effective communication is/was key. If you can't write well, how can you expect to do the job well, especially if you work with teams of people?

    5. Re:To many CS know nothings by Osty · · Score: 5, Insightful

      (emphasis added by me)

      I go to collage for CS and there are many, many, MANY poeple in my class(s) that know absolutely nothing about CS exept what is in the books. This is a problem because they get better grades than most of the people that do know computers for real.

      (and so on)

      Perhaps while you're at college, you might consider taking some non-Engineering courses. Learn to spell, use proper grammar. Become a well-rounded individual. Learn to communicate concepts and ideas effectively. From all indications, while you may be one of those "people that do know computers for real," you're not a very appealing employment candidate due to your poor communication skills. Then again, I'm not quite sure what you mean by "know computers for real," since if you're not getting good grades in your CS classes, how much can you really know about CS? (Computer Science != just computers. there's a metric pantload of theory and algorithms to learn. It doesn't matter if you're the fastest linux installer in the West, if you don't learn that theory you'll never be able to call yourself a Computer Scientist, regardless of what your degree eventually says.)


      College is about more than just hunkering down and focusing strictly on your one chosen subject. Sure, there's a time and place for that, but as long as you're going to be there for 4+ years (milk another year or two out of the parents while the economy's in the pooper), you may as well take some time and attend some interesting classes that will grow your knowledge in other directions than just computers computers computers.

    6. Re:To many CS know nothings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do hate the self-important grammar police that patrol Slashdot. This is an INFORMAL forum in which people type up quick replies and then click submit. To criticize someone and then begin to lecture them on the importance of a college education is beyond arrogant. Step back and realize that a snapshot of someone's life is not necessarily (and most likely not) inidicative of their true abilities.

    7. Re:To many CS know nothings by Osty · · Score: 1

      (quoted completely, for the parent is an AC)

      I do hate the self-important grammar police that patrol Slashdot. This is an INFORMAL forum in which people type up quick replies and then click submit. To criticize someone and then begin to lecture them on the importance of a college education is beyond arrogant. Step back and realize that a snapshot of someone's life is not necessarily (and most likely not) inidicative of their true abilities.

      Except that in this scenario, the original poster was trying to assert that he was a college-educated person, and thus it would stand to reason that he should be able to communicate effectively. However, he couldn't, and that skews his entire post. By pointing that out, I'm not policing his spelling or grammar, but nullifying the argument he was trying to make. And besides, perhaps next time he ought to click that "Preview" button first and read over what he typed before hitting the "Submit" button. There's a reason a preview is available. (IMHO, the "Submit" button shouldn't be available until "Preview" has been hit at least once.)

    8. Re:To many CS know nothings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that post brought to you by the letter A for ANAL.

    9. Re:To many CS know nothings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to agree the other AC. How does ANALyzing his spelling help? Ive know MANY MANY MANY managers who sit there and read docs and dont even bother to READ the docs I give them. They instead sit down and pick off spelling and grammar errors. That has NO bearing on the subject matter. Considering the ONLY other person than that manager that will be reading that doc even 2 weeks from now will be ME. Grammar is EASY to criticize. Content is hard to criticize. When they do that I sit there and start quizing them one what the doc was supposed to say. Guess what, they didnt even really bother to read the doc. They skimmed it, and saw some low hanging fruit to swing at. Why the hell does there or their or thier MATTER?! I have spent HOURS nay DAYS in meetings where all everyone argues about is how the grammar of a freeking doc should be. When I catch errors like that I circle them and give them a copy of the doc back at the end of the meeting. I do not sit there and drag it all out in front of everyone. Its a waste of my time and everyone elses. One manager, bless his soul, put a end to it. 'We are here to discuss what the document is about, if you dont like the grammar circle it and give it back AFTER the meeting.'

      go do something a tad more productive than criticize his spelling...

      btw I 'preview' and at this point if there are errors. Guess WHAT it DOES NOT MATTER! never has never will. By the time I click submit it will matter even less...

      there (now is that the correct one?) ive vented.

    10. Re:To many CS know nothings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have no fear, companies don't seem to give a damn about good grades. I've recently graduated from a CS program, with marks that put me at the top of the class. Despite the fact that I do actually know how to program (and yes, I have to agree with you, alot of people in CS don't), the bottom line seems to be this: grades or no grades, it's all meaningless unless your a veteran.

    11. Re:To many CS know nothings by ahde · · Score: 2

      Any of those blonde girls could get a job in IT no problem, grades, certs, or degrees notwithstanding.

      Of course, they could get jobs in any other field they wanted too.

      Of course they could find a sugar daddy and not work at all.

    12. Re:To many CS know nothings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, have to disagree with your argument. If what we are talking about is grammar, punctuation, and spelling, we are in fact calling into question the poster's elementary education, and not their college education. The question of whether the person has managed to pick up additional learning skills which might aid them at this advanced stage of their studies is still in question.
      :-)

    13. Re:To many CS know nothings by Osty · · Score: 2

      Here's a thought -- communicate effectively and your manager(s) will not have any spelling/grammar errors to pick on. Instead, s/he will be forced to actually read the doc to be able to appear competent. As it is, you're giving them an easy excuse not to bother reading it.


      You may assert that there's no difference between "there", "their", and "they're" ("thier" is not a word) when you can determine the meaning through context, and perhaps you're correct. However, ignoring the significance between such constructs (the afore-mentioned example, excessive apostraphication, misspellings, incoherent grammar, etc) reflects poorly on you, not on those criticizing your writing style rather than the content you've written. It's about being a professional, and correctly using the language in which you're communicating. I'm sure you've ran into plenty of syntax errors, if you program at all. Why should the compiler complain that you wrote "suhlect" rather than "select", when the meaning is obvious? Yes, people are more flexible than any currently-available compiler out there, but the same concept holds -- the point you're trying to make is more easily communicated when you use the proper syntax (ie, correct English).


      Then again, if you still feel that you're too good to bother with proper English, go ahead. Just don't blame me when your managers, coworkers, and (god forbid you have any!) subordinates begin to think of you as a fool for your inability to communicate.

    14. Re:To many CS know nothings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't know if there is a reason that his grammar and spelling isn't perfect. It is completely possible to be University (I'm British) educated and still have bad grammar and spelling due to learning difficulties, I know I'm one of them.

    15. Re:To many CS know nothings by DecoDragon · · Score: 1
      I go to collage for CS and there are many, many, MANY poeple in my class(s) that know absolutely nothing about CS exept what is in the books. This is a problem because they get better grades than most of the people that do know computers for real.

      You go to college, where people are likely to be teaching theories and ideas, versus practical implementation, which by implication you have. Other people, who do not have the same background as you do, earn better grades. Because they do not approach computers the same way you do, their accomplishments in the course are useless.


      Right. There are so many possibilities for why these people "get" better grades than you do. Maybe they have an advantage by approaching the class with a clean state, so that they don't have to unlearn past behaviors or ideas. Maybe they don't yet know that activities like commenting your code are hateful, boring tasks, so they actually do them as instructed. Indication of future value in the work force? No. But, personally, I'll take it as an indication that the 'one true way' appraoch is ever so tired. That probably makes me a troll around here, but if I get a big splintery club, that's cool.

    16. Re:To many CS know nothings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No I did the 'thier' on purpose. Thank you for proving my point about ANALlyzing things. If you speed 3 weeks writing a doc for code that takes 10 minutes to write. You have overengineer that system. That is my point. If you have to have 10 people read a doc, 5 people sign it, and so on. If every time you fix 1 spelling error you have to go redo that whole chain, you are wasting 15 peoples time.

      It is not just ME that gets tagged this way. If you had read the whole thing you would have realized it. It was everyone at this org. I did 2 papers. After the second meeting where we sat around discussing the format of the document. I flat out refused to do any more. Its easy to skim then tag people on poor grammer. Once the you can not talk about grammer in meetings went away docs became usefull. Meetings were ON subject. Less time was wasted. Your wasting time by nit picking grammer and spelling. Circle it and move on.

      I also realized VERY early on in life. That there is NO english language. If you do not belive me go try to read 'english' from the 14th century, and not some translated stuff either. It is just about gibberish to me, but it IS english. The language is very fluid. Take the word hacker. Its changed meaning 3 or 4 times in just the past 30-40 years... Why would not grammer and structure change as well? The world is not static. Your compiler analogy is a poor choice. Computers are very stupid things. If you tell it to jump off a cliff it will do so. They are compleatly un-ambiguous. It is why natural language parsers never work very well. As the english language IS very ambiguous. Path analysis is MUCH more suited to what computers do than language analysis. Computers do looping, adding, and read memory very well. They do not do much more than that.

      btw my peers, underlings, and boss's think im a VERY good programmer. I also get along and comunicate very well with them thank you very much. They realize I do not write papers very well. I do not put up with people nit picking my spelling and grammer and never will. It shows that they do not care about what I am saying. It shows they only care how I say something. I know I have a sprellings problem but guess what I have a dictionary that I use to help me out. When I am in a informal discussion. I do not feel it is even necessary to bother to get it out sometimes, unless it bothers me. They are after all my words for fun...

    17. Re:To many CS know nothings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I interview people for positions with a large IT consulting firm. No, don't bombard me with replies, we're under a hiring freeze for the forseeable future.

      Because our work features direct client contact, skill with English is viewed as more important than skill with C++. It's nice to have the latter, of course, but quite frankly we can subcontract for experienced programmers without having to worry about developing a new hire. What we don't see is people who can consistently write structured English.

      That goes for informal posts, too. If your informal emails aren't accurate, why would you be concise and accurate once you're on friendly terms with a client? That casually-worded email can lead to bad design decisions later. And how about the comments in your code? Can the next fellow understand them? The claim that an informal post should be given some leeway is exactly backwards.

      If you can demonstrate real skill with English with your programming wizardry, you really will have set yourself apart from the hordes. We pay for good client relations, because that's how we get paid. Cutting-edge software is nice, but not really that important in our business.

  18. Depending on where you live... by coyote-san · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Depending on where you live, nothing you do will make a bit of difference. No internship or certification can compete with someone with years of experience forced into an entry level job to pay the mortgage.

    What can I say, recessions suck. The only thing worse is recessions that politicians are bending over backwards to deny exist. (E.g., our governor says that we're past the worst of it, the economy is picking up... and a few pages into the paper the person in charge of the unemployment compensation/job matching agency admits that they're still overwhelmed by the unprecedented demand from thousands of people new to the system.)

    P.S., I started out in similar (but localized) conditions. A major employer announced massive layoffs, and suddenly I was competing against people with years of experience. I found a job at about 2/3 of what I was discussing weeks earlier, and the entire organization was pathological. But it was a job and where they saw me putting in lots of unpaid overtime, I saw squeezing a year of experience into 6 months. Just keep repeating "this too shall pass."

    --
    For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. -- H L Mencken
    1. Re:Depending on where you live... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1) Politicans will never admit to anything that could reflect negatively on their tenure - unless they are new to the job, so they can blame the problems on their predecessor.

      2) The unemployment figures are often fraudulant... in that they don't reflect the
      true unemployment rate, but only the people that have

      exhausted their severance payments and

      have not given up looking for work and

      fought with the state to get benefits in the first place.

      I was out of work just short of 8 months in Georgia, but was never 'unemployed' during that time (since I received severance over that period)...

  19. Contacts are more important than Certifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my experience, sending letters and resumes to job postings is a difficult route, regadless of your certifications or degrees. The best way to get any job is through a friend (or a friend of a friend). If you can't find a job that way, at least try and call the companies that you are mailing to. Letters and email are impersonal and easy to turn down.

  20. Ability to solve problems by sphealey · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I hire technical people on their ability to solve problems. Between two people of equal problem-solving ability, I will pick the one with the best non-technical communication skills.

    To the extent that certifications act as a marker for a person's curosity, desire to learn, and humbleness in the face of the unknown, I will take them into account. However, I would rather have an English Lit major with zero technical background who can solve an unfamiliar problem from scratch than a 3 month/employer guy with a bag full of paper certifications.

    To the extent that I consider certifications at all, I will look in order at Cisco certs (past the CNA), Novell CNE or Master CNE, Pine Mountain Group network analyst certs, a broad background in Unix, and of course any professional engineer certs.

    But for what kind of job, you ask? Remember, I don't match up specific certs to my current position needs. I have never seen a person with a deep knowledge of Netware have any problem picking up what he needs to know about NT, but I have certainly seen the person with 38 Microsoft certs be unable to figure out how to configure a 2-router Cisco network.

    My 0.02.

    sPh

    1. Re:Ability to solve problems by Niddix · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ditto, When I got started as a Network Admin I had zero certs but 3 years co-op experience. I replaced a paper CNE who had the certs but couldn't create a user account. After, 10 years and 6 upward moves I still have no certs. Granted my last move was 2 years ago and I don't live on the West Coast.

    2. Re:Ability to solve problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but:
      1. How do you determine whether applicants have this skill when you have lots of resumes go through?
      2. How do you know you have this skill?
      3. How do you convey that you have this skill in a resume?

    3. Re:Ability to solve problems by sphealey · · Score: 2
      1. How do you determine whether applicants have this skill when you have lots of resumes go through?
      2. How do you know you have this skill?
      3. How do you convey that you have this skill in a resume?
      It's called experience ;-).

      Seriously, the help wanted ad/paper resume/interview cycle are supposed to be obsolete, dangerous, symptoms of old economy thinking, inside-the-box, etc. Whereas whenever I put an ad in the paper and get a stack of 500 resumes, I am amazed at how fast I can go through them and separate the "potentials" from the "probably nots" to the "no chance for this positions". Usually for 500 resumes I can pick 10 interview candidates and get 2 good choices. When I have been forced by HR to interview some of the other 490, I have almost never been wrong. The way that a person presents himself/herself in a resume and 1-hour interview usually tells the tale of the next 3 years.

      How do you interview for positions above your level of knowledge? That is a difficult topic in itself, and I think whole books have been written on it (including the ones by Scott Adams!). It is indeed very tough.

      sPh

    4. Re:Ability to solve problems by RabidChipmunk · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I doubt you're currently hiring in Mid-Missouri.

      I've come to learn that getting the wrong job can be worse than not having a job.

      [Architect/Brainstormer/Trouble-shooter pretending to be Bureacrat; Oy.]

      (BWoX: My wife is finishing her PhD.)

      --
      This is not a political statement. This is not legal advice. It's a frick'n Slasdot post. However: I'm Running For
    5. Re:Ability to solve problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      between two chics of equal problem-solving ability. I'd pick the one with the bigger boobs...

    6. Re:Ability to solve problems by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      I obviously can't offer you enough money for you to help me... so what would you take in trade?

      All I want out of it, are a few emails where I get to ask you questions about resumes and interviews, and you tell me just what the difference in those 10, that sets them apart from the 490. I would kill, to hear something like that from someone who actually does the hiring...

      PS You've posted exactly 666 comments to /. Kickass.

    7. Re:Ability to solve problems by Accelerated+Joe · · Score: 1

      I'll move to Missouri if you'll give me a job! Is your email address the worldnet.att one?

      --
      They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security
    8. Re:Ability to solve problems by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      Well i kinda have certs for those things,
      DSDM certifitation this is kinda a mix of team work and project/time management.
      And
      MKII Function Point analysis,

      Both certificates are about breaking down larger problems into managable chunks, this makes it far easier to comunicate your approach and any queries you have.

      Of corse the both crap and any idiot can get certified.

      --
      thank God the internet isn't a human right.
    9. Re:Ability to solve problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where the hell ARE you? I've got to be the single most literate and articulate person I know (I regularly catch my college English instructors making mistakes). I am a third-generation computer geek who adores anything to do with computers, especially programming and internetworking. I once reinvented the wheel on IP subnetting because I'd forgotten the "official" manner of IP address assignment. Somehow, though, the only employers I can find won't hire me because I don't have enough regular job experience in the IT field, I look too young, and my wardrobe isn't expensive enough. If I could find an employer like you, who values my voracious hunger for more knowledge and my ability to learn new things in no time flat, I'd be set.

      Do you have any need for a telecommuting intern?

      - REN

  21. The best place to start... by cronack · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...for you would be:

    1) Look at your (2 yrs coop) experience and what products/technologies you learned and/or liked.

    2) Find a certification exam or exam "track" based upon those products/techs and get started.

    For me to become an design level enterprise infrastructure consultant and instructor for the MS platform, it was appropriate to get my MCSE and MCT certs. I also find that some people do not need formal class training; self study can suffice (books, etc).

    --

    this is a left handed sig
  22. Oracle? J2EE? by gergnz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I guess I have been really lucky.

    I landed a job before I finished Polytech, (when I was an Electronics Tech), I then managaed to get a low level Linux/NT admin role for a small company. Moving on from there has been the hard part. I have done Linux cert, and have started a BSc and found it really hard to get the position I am about to move into. This was gained by knowing people on the inside.

    From personal experience Oracle is probably the best industry cert in terms of "employability". I can't say what the certification is like I have never done it.

    On another note a friend was having a similar problem just recently. Finished degree, and couldn't get a job. He was on a benefit and the NZ Govt. paid for his J2EE cert that he did while on the benefit. Landed a job not long after.

    If you want a job do the one with the most industry cred and later do the one you enjoy. Please the employer to get the foot in, then work towards doing what you enjoy.

    --
    404 Not Found The requested signature was not found on this server.
    1. Re:Oracle? J2EE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm also a poly grad, and I'd have to agree, Oracle cert is that a lot of people are looking for. I managed to find a part-time job as a sys analyst/prog during my last year in Polytechnic U. Unfortunately, I had to teach myself while designing oracle systems, but I seem to be ahead of most of the people at the place I work at, b/c no one really worked with Oracle before.

      I'd also agree with the above comment about students in schools knowing only what's in books but not being able to perform in actual practice. As a student in a small private tech/engineering school, you see them all: kids who get by cheating, getting outside help, backwork, overall being dependent on someone else. I always wonder how some of these kids get jobs, or better yet, how they can perform. (One person demanded a 50-60k+ salary with no experience and idea what (s)he wants to do for the company).

      Today's market wasn't as sweet as it was a year ago with the sign-on bonuses, large salaries, and pretty benefits. Now it's all about experience and who you know. I know for a fact Grumman won't hire any new engineers with zero experience b/c they just got last year's hire working. (Friend of mine did nothing for a year but surf the net and shoot coworkers with nerf darts).

  23. There's only one certification that counts for you by Anti-Microsoft+Troll · · Score: 0

    The Certificate of Completion of Studies from Hamburger University in Oak Brook, Ill. It's your ticket to a crew member job (and the possibility of an eventual promotion to shift leader) in any McDonald's anywhere in the country.

    Enjoy the recession, and thank you for participating in the overstaffed tech sector. It has been a pleasure taking your tuition money.

  24. It All Comes Down To $$$... by cybrpnk2 · · Score: 2, Informative

    A fairly good overview/jump point for the major certifications is here and some info about how much they add to your paycheck is here...

    1. Re:It All Comes Down To $$$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK that computerjobs survey is definately skewed. The highest paying IT job is a VP/Director @$97,000? Your kidding me. Only in a small web shop will you see that. And ASP developers have some of the best paying jobs. I think they need to update their survey. Either that or I need to get my title changed from developer to VP! =)

  25. MCSE ("Must Crash Server Everyday") by ThatTallGuy · · Score: 3, Funny
    A slight variant on the traditional MCSE....

    Seriously -- A certificate only tells me what questions to start asking. It's sort of like that college question a few days ago: I don't want people who know things; I want people who can think and learn things.

    You might be better off spending some time studying on your own and doing a free project of some sort for a local charity or school. It's something you can put on your resume and build up a bit rather than just one line of questionable value... and good for the community as well.

    1. Re:MCSE ("Must Crash Server Everyday") by emc · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, no, no, no, no.

      Must
      Consult
      Someone
      Experienced

    2. Re:MCSE ("Must Crash Server Everyday") by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or......
      Mouse
      Clcking
      Systems
      Engineer

    3. Re:MCSE ("Must Crash Server Everyday") by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! You're really fucking funny! You should be on letterman! plz STFU and FOAD . Stupid motherfucker.

  26. Make good examples and demos by ricma · · Score: 1

    Its strange that certifications never took off here. The ONLY benefit i see from certifications is from companies that can join partner programs from software companies. Joining Microsoft partner program is a great way to save on licensing costs, they give you a ton for free for signing up. I say its strange here because in India, where we have an office, everyone and their Mom has certifications. We will not even interview people over there without certifications. The problem... some of the people know nothing. And by nothing i mean absolutely nothing. We had 1 guy with a ton of ASP certications that could not do anything... The only certification i have ever heard is possibly worth it is the project management certification. Other than that if i see a MCSE certification i wonder if something is wrong with the guy for wasting so much time and money. Forget the certifications. Create some nice webpages and applicatoin demos. Network a ton. Then network more and you will be all set.

    1. Re:Make good examples and demos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are a lot more shameless about jerrmandering. There is a lot of Fake certification and "people who do the exam for a bunch of others" in these places...

  27. connections by tps12 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Statistically, 10% of hirings are initiated with blind mailings. The rest all begin with networking. So when you are looking for a job, spend 10% of your time revising your resume and sending it to good targets, and spend the rest of the time following down leads in your personal network.

    This is how I landed a job at a major Fortune 500 corporation. Basically, I had administered a high-latency gigabit-class network of Mac III's in school in the late 80's. This was top-of-the-line research stuff back then, though it sure looks antique today. Long story short, my vice admin's older brother married the daughter of a major figure in the Juarez prawn industry, and I got my foot in the door. Now I'm pulling 7 figures with a staff of 72, with nowhere to go but up. So all those guys you sorta got along with in school? Keep the numbers, man. Even when you land a job, you never know when you'll be looking again.

    Good luck.

    --

    Karma: Good (despite my invention of the Karma: sig)
    1. Re:connections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Priceless! I nominate you to the Hall of Fame for that one.

    2. Re:connections by FFON · · Score: 0

      "pulling 7 figures..." pulling yourself with your mutated 7 "fingered" hand...

      --
      .cig
    3. Re:connections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, prey tell, is a Mac III? Did you mean Sparc 3's? And how do you make a gigabit network of them in the LATE 1980's?! It's no *wonder* you're pulling "seven figures" (are two to the right of the decimal point?) since you've obviously mastered time travel.

    4. Re:connections by sethstorm · · Score: 1
      One word to bind it all: Elitism.

      Dont try to sugarcoat the idea. You're talking about how it is the way to go. It may work for some of you, but when it does come to who has the knowledge, that group that brought you up will bring you down. Those whom actually have the knowledge, and not the ones who have greek system connections, connections through your popularity contests in hs, or other methods of elitism eventually prevail. Remember, your elitist ideas will not help you for long when the person who truly has the skills and that person removes you from the job market.




      ---
      sethstorm, antielitist
      --
      Twitter supports and protects racists - by smearing their critics with the "Hate Speech" label.
  28. No Certs, No Degree - doing just fine by NTS_NachO · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I have considered many times that i should get my some Certs or get a degree, but with my experience I've never needed them. It would only be for self-satisfaction. I work with people that have everything from A+ to a MCSE, CCNE, and MCNE. I make just as much and more in some cases as them.

    --
    perl -e s++=END;++y(;-P)}s?C++=;
  29. CISSP by jukal · · Score: 1

    I have got a couple of job offers atleast partially because of my CISSP certificate (Certified Information Systems Security Professional). But then again, you are not supposed to get this certificate without an existing job-record, so it might be not interesting for you - but checkout the url.

    I have heard also some other people saying that it is a good bonus - and it is actually a requirement for some positions. And it does not harm you to have that in your pocket even though your work is not stricly related to information security. Security is (or should be) still a crucial piece in any software.

    But personally, I don't believe a certificate is a shortcut for getting a job. It might work as an aggregate after you got your first job. Instead, I believe the solution is hard work - have a CD/floppy or whatever loaded with software made by you as hobby with you when you go to a job interview. I have raised thumbs up many times because of the candidate's participation in some OSS project or similar.

  30. Speech class by newt_sd · · Score: 1

    If you want to seperate yourself from everyone else in the field. Take some speech classes. It looks to me that you have the education requirements and work history (as much as can be expected fresh out of school). If you want to set yourself apart show them that you have effective communication skills and can discuss, in an understandable manner, complex technical thingies!!! You will be working with hoards of dumb asses that do not understand technology and for the most part your fellow classmates are coming out of school with no social skills what so ever. Prepare yourself for the first interview you get by practicing these key trades and then see if you get a job. I bet it will work.

    --
    ***I GOT NUTHIN***
  31. IT Certifications are the Ponzi schemes of today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    IT Certifications doen't mean much, the only time I'll even consider one is if it was earned while working on that particular area. Example, I hired a person who had been working in software test (on a PC based product) but took Microsoft certification courses on the side and worked her way into doing some PC support. The certification gave her some knowledge but I was far more impressed by her drive and experience she gained while working on that certificaiton.

    Sitting in a classroom, no mater how hands on, doesn't give you problem solving expereince. Save your money.

  32. Not to be discouraging but... by jeff67 · · Score: 2

    Your problem can be summarized in three words:
    The Economy Sucks.

    More experienced, more certified, more desperate (i.e. supporting families) people are having a hard time finding IT jobs right now.

    Another post suggests moving your location. Do some research and figure out where there's a relative lack of demand and target that area. Or live in your parents basement.

  33. Sweet Jesus, it's the 20th already?! by partingshot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or did somebody change the date for the monthly
    'which cert' question on /.?

    --
    Anonymous posts are filtered.
  34. Same Boat Here by da3dAlus · · Score: 2

    Right now it doesn't seem to mean a lot to employers if you're certified or not. All they want is experience. I also just graduated with a BS in Comp Sci, have 5 years of internship experience with a real business, and I have yet to get even a single interview set up. My currently employer even has me on a temporary basis until they can decide to start hiring again for full-time positions.

    Back to the topic, I don't think the certification is that important, or at least not as much as it was in years past. I remember there was a demand for it, mainly since the experienced workers were employed, and the ones seeking jobs were a bit too green. Now the experienced people are the ones in the job market, and the focus is on years of real work, not the number of certificates saying you think you know how things are supposed to work. And since there's no way to know when certification will be a hiring point again, there's no reason to spend time and money to get certified for technology that may be dead by that time.

    --

    Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
    1. Re:Same Boat Here by Pathetic+Coward · · Score: 1

      Right now it doesn't seem to mean a lot to employers if you're certified or not. All they want is experience.

      Not true. Experience doesn't matter. They don't want anyone.

  35. Sound like you want this specific job by slamb · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Whether I work as programmer, sys admin or something else isn't an issue, since I need any job at this point

    My boss recently hired someone here, and he was saying that while the candidates seemed eager, very few asked good questions or showed a lot of specific interest in this position. I think, like you, they wanted any job they could get. This attitude didn't really impress him.

    The lesson, I think, is that you absolutely have to sound like you want this job, not any job. They're not going to hire you if they think you will immediately leave when you find something you like better, etc.

    I'm not saying you necessarily showed this attitude in the actual interviews, but it's something to watch.

    1. Re:Sound like you want this specific job by slamb · · Score: 1
      I'm not saying you necessarily showed this attitude in the actual interviews, but it's something to watch.

      Ergh. You didn't get actual interviews. Think-o there. I meant to say, in your cover letters. (I think you can convey that even in a cover letter and you certainly don't want to. "I want to work for your company." "How do you know that, since you don't yet know anything about our company?")

    2. Re:Sound like you want this specific job by CaptainCap · · Score: 1

      This is a very important point. No one has any use for someone who can do "anything," they need someone who can do a specific thing.

      Besides, this lets you interview the company on the same wavelength. If you know and understand a particular job and business, and the employer can't recognize that or themselves can't accurately describe what they do, then think hard about what what kind of mess you may be getting into.

    3. Re:Sound like you want this specific job by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      My boss recently hired someone here, and he was saying that while the candidates seemed eager, very few asked good questions or showed a lot of specific interest in this position. I think, like you, they wanted any job they could get. This attitude didn't really impress him.

      I have a rule of thumb, that I never hire ex-contractors for permanent positions. Switching from permanent to contract employment means that someone has decided to focus on a specific role, and make as much money from that one thing in the short term as possible, or alternately that they have itchy feet and never stay anywhere for long. It means they have taken a conscious decision not to follow a "career track" into a supervisory or management role - which is fine, in and of itself, but it means they aren't interested in staying with an organization long-term. (Equally, I would be cautious about hiring a former permanent employee on their first stint as a contractor).

      No matter what they say, a contractor who says he or she wants to go back to permanent really means that there are no contracts around right now and they just want something to tide them over, and they'll be gone as soon as they get a new contract. Maybe they're all not like this, but hiring is time consuming and expensive, and it's just not worth an employer taking the risk.

  36. Certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your highest dollar certs in this industry are Oracle and Cisco. Tacking on a cissp wouldn't hurt these days either.

  37. Re:Certifications? Make mine two-ply. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This brings up a good point. I now know why MCSE's require so many tests, for extra comfort. ;)

    But seriously, I have found as well that people with certs usually are worse at their field than those who simply have the experience. If you have the experience then tout it.

  38. A+ != Garbage!!!!! by Limburgher · · Score: 1

    While not the be-all end-all of certification, A+ certified techs know a TON more than some people who run and/or work in IT departments. Some of my cow-orkers are fine examples of this. Experience without skills. Authority without knowledge. And almost comical attempts at diagnosis. .

    --

    You are not the customer.

    1. Re:A+ != Garbage!!!!! by Digital+Prophet · · Score: 1

      I don't think you can say that A+ certified techs know more than other techs. At least not in general. I know some pretty stupid A+ certified people. Plus, the A+ curriculum is pretty stupid in itself. It focuses way too much on stuff you will never, ever do.

  39. How about programmer job ? by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Do you have some experience with Fortran ? Cobol ? Well there are a lot of job out there because nobody want to go into those programming language anymore. granted you won't earn a lot , because usually those company are cheapstake, but you will earn a lot more than Zero, and you will maintain your programmer (read logic) skills. I found a job in a company after 2 messy day of searching. And there was a lot more (salary equivalent) proposition coming in.

    --
    C. Sagan : A demon haunted world:
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0345409469/
    visit randi.org
    1. Re:How about programmer job ? by GigsVT · · Score: 2

      Learn RPG and get rich. Seriously. There is a lot of demand for RPG programmers for sucke^Wcompanies that bought IBM all those years ago and can't get off it now.

      --
      I've had enough abrasive sigs. Kittens are cute and fuzzy.
  40. Work at a university... by nlabadie · · Score: 1

    When I was 19 I accepted a full time tech position at a university. It's fairly easy to move up the ranks... you can double your salary in less than 3 years. They also pay for two classes a semester. Granted, you might be a bit older than you originally planned when you get your piece of paper, but you'll have a degree, PLUS a great amount of experience. Most universities also tend to encourage new ideas... it's almost like corporate america with a brain.

  41. The best aren't peices of paper by photon317 · · Score: 3, Insightful


    The best certification is validation by your peers. Locally attend small conferences, users groups, etc... get to know people in the field in your area, make your skills and understanding known. You might find a job directly through contact like that. At the least, you might make freinds with people with respectable established careers that you can use as references for employers to call and hear the good word about you.

    Don't forget the on-line equivalent of this too - participate in technical newsgroups and mailing lists, help out with opensource projects, etc...

    --
    11*43+456^2
  42. Look at What I Did by sabinm · · Score: 5, Informative

    To tell you the truth, you need to go out and market yourself. Listen to what I did. I worked for a company that Cisco Systems outsourced to making 10 bucks an hour. The waiting list was about 1 yr to get on a tech team. All I did was route calls for so-called IT professionals.

    Most of the calls I took the pros on the other end were less knowledgable than me on many subjects. I was so sick of doing it that I started sending out resumes to those companies. NO LUCK. They didn't care if I knew more or had more certs. They didn't even want to see me.

    I went out and started up a small business in my neighborhood about a year ago, just fixing computers and doing home networking. That got my foot in the door. I went on the street hawking my wares to small offices, law offices, insurance agents, real estate offices and so forth.

    Word got around and I got a couple of support contracts with med-sized businesses doing sys admin on their boxes. Real simple stuff that anyone could do. It's called comparative advantage. Now I've got a couple of contracts, and I'm negotiating a contract with a local general contractor to pull cable for new construction at 2500 a house. I have a pager and a cell and I make my own hours.

    By the way--I'm 25 with 2yrs of college education. Comp Sci is not my major, nor ever was. But this helps with school a lot, and I have a family to feed. The only certs I have are A+ and my CCNA. I don't plan on doing this beyond graduation, but it's always a handy thing to have on your resume.

    One last warning and advice. Warning. Insure yourself for about 1,000,000 per claim: the more certs and education you have, the cheaper insurance is. I pay about 2000/yr on prof. liability. Advice, join a professional association. You can network a lot and land tons of gigs. It worked for me.

    --
    http://cincyboys.blogspot.com/ Everything Cincinnati. Including the word 'Finnih'
    1. Re:Look at What I Did by !Da_BLaRGiNaToR! · · Score: 1

      wow! I should do what you did. I have the same certs as you,and have the same frustrations! I'm tired of working for "the man", I want to be "the man"!

      --
      I am BLaRG!
    2. Re:Look at What I Did by icer1024 · · Score: 1

      If you don't mind my asking, how did you advertise to people? I realize that word of mouth is the best way to get customers, but how did you expand? And what type of professional organization did you join?

    3. Re:Look at What I Did by sabinm · · Score: 2

      I joined ICCA . They've got a pretty good organization. I didn't get insurance through them, mostly because the insurance liason never returned my calls. I went through a company called United states liability insurance group . I get a pretty good deal with them.

      As for advertising, I've been doing a lot of self advertising. I did most by sending out flyers, then by using photoshop to design my brochure. A mac is great for that kind of stuff. looks real prof. I went to KINKOs and had them put it on high quality paper.

      I expanded by simply my repeat customers. One of my first customers was an old man who I didn't even know. Little did I know that fixing his computer for 35 bucks an hour would introduce me to his son who was a contractor for houses in the range of 300,000 to 1.5 million. I got into the insurnace game by calling up small agents. One agent led to another. I got my first sys admin gig by a guy who knows my wife. He said "hey, I hear you're a network guy" I said yes, had a couple of appointments to "make his network run faster, and oh yeah, add this computer to my network" and I landed my first sys admin contrcact. Now most of my jobs come from this guy's reccommnedation and from small time insurance companies. I don't build much systems anymore and I've got experience.

      Become a reseller. It's a hassle at first, but you get killer deals on multi paks. All you have to do is come up with some financial references and a business liscense and show the distributor a solid business plan with a revenue balance statement, and you are good to go. send to my email nibasm@hotmail.com. pls don't spam it. (it doesn't matter, it's my junkmail acct anyway, but i hate having to delete it just to get more messages ):}

      --
      http://cincyboys.blogspot.com/ Everything Cincinnati. Including the word 'Finnih'
  43. Certificates not the answer... by Xandis · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A BSc in Comp. Sci. and some co-op experience sounds more than enough to get your foot in the door (entry-level). Are you sure you are applying for the appropriate job? Perhaps you'll need to start lower than you want due to the sluggish economy? Since you are willing to work at any job, I would make sure that you aren't overlooking some of the lower end work (for the time being anyway) -- sys admin hopefully requires more experience than you have :) Likewise, look for "junior" positions as well. Look at non-tech companies that have tech needs (banks and insurance and investment companies for example).

    I don't think certificates early in one's career are that beneficial since it starts looking like you are just too obviously trying to make up for lack of real-world experience by overloading your resume with these certificates. Certificates, in my opinion, are good ways for senior practicioners (i.e. those over 25 :) of demonstrating over time that they are keeping pace with current technologies.

    Also, some people may use certificates to help with transitioning from a different career into tech (since going back to school is not an option).

    My opinion: don't worry about the certificate issue and start doing a broader search for entry level tech positions.

    ** Also, it is hard for anyone to know WHY you didn't get an interview if we don't know exactly what your resume and cover letter contain and for what position you applied. You may just have a goofy sounding cover letter or weak resume.

    Worse comes to worse, you can always do tech sales (I guarantee you can get a job there) -- man that phone boy!!!

  44. Setting yourself apart from the masses by lkaos · · Score: 5, Informative

    To quote a CNN article:

    "the most talented student will always have options."

    Right now, the market is tight for programmers. This is no longer the field that anyone can get a degree in and automatically make 60K+ out of school. So, if you just got the degree because it was the hot thing to do, then your screwed.

    If you really have a passion for computers though, then you will find that the market is still there. You just need to seperate yourself from everyone else. Forget certifications, that shows little self-direction, instead why don't you spend that effort developing a piece of open source software.

    Write a piece of useful software that showcases your skills. Given the ability most folks have right out of college, this will definitely show that your worth hiring.

    Or, if you can, take some time to really strengthen your skills. Companies are always hiring *good* programmers, regardless of the economy. Taking 6 months to study all the industry bibles (the GoF book, the Myers books, etc.) and learn the stuff that is actually useful in the real world. Do this instead of putzing around for 6 months looking at getting certs or drinking every night and you'll land a good job.

    --
    int func(int a);
    func((b += 3, b));
    1. Re:Setting yourself apart from the masses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree there. You'll hear some trolls here whining about how companies will not take open source projects 'seriously' when considering applications, but it's utter drek.

      Especially when you explain it something along the lines of, "I chose to release it under the open source model, as the secondary goal of my project was to be able to demonstrate my competency with , and/or by allowing people to view the source."

      (Trolls of course will then insist that you'd have the right to show your proprietary code to anyone! Why, yes, of course you would - but if you went proprietary, and didn't make any money off of it, that's going to say something.)

      Most likely, if it's a project of any decent size, you'll be getting patches and such from other coders around the world. Hey - look, you're working well as both a team player and a manager (both vital things in today's job market) - *you*, as head of the project, have to decide which patches make the cut and which don't. You have to somehow not piss various people off. ;)
      Plus there's the entire initiative thing of, "I was thinking ahead of when I would start looking for a job, and figured that demonstrating my competency would aid me."

    2. Re:Setting yourself apart from the masses by muggs · · Score: 1

      What Myers books are you referring to?

    3. Re:Setting yourself apart from the masses by zaks · · Score: 1

      Was he referring to Mike Meyers of the A+ and Network+ certifications books? What's the "GoF" then?

  45. Why ask /. ? by Beliskner · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    Dude, your first mistake - you've posted to /. which is predominantly IT specialists. /. people think it's all easy, but I bet if they actually went to their boss and asked, "So how many graduate recruits have we taken on this year?" they'll recoil in horror when they realise that there aren't enough jobs for the IT grads this year even if they come from Ivy league such as CMU.

    If you look at StandardPoor you'll find that we're at or near the peak of company defaults in the US.... Unfortunately everyone's banking on a rebound and therefore a rebound won't happen. Sorry dude, I think you're gonna join next year's CMU and Berkeley IT grads on welfare. After that maybe it'll get better. The economy hasn't yet crashed enough to allow a strong rebound, but I don't expect a Japanese-style stagnation (they're having it real tough there).

    The only cert that can get you a job is accountancy dude. But the rest of the /. people are going to try to make you feel good, and kid themselves that everything's OK. Wall Street does it as well, they're constantly 'talking up' the economy.

    The reality of the matter is that even if you can code circles around Linus, as a new grad with < 10 years experience, you're gonna be on welfare for at least 18 months. Good degree, bad timing => plain bad luck. Sorry.

    --
    A caveman dreams of being us, the incalculable power and riches. We dream of being Q, then what?
    1. Re:Why ask /. ? by ronfar · · Score: 1
      Actually, some in the mainstream media are realizing this about the economy, at least in the realm of tech:

      Companies squander billions on tech

      Frankly, this article is scary. Because even if the regular economy recovers, I think the tech sector will seriously lag behind. Of course, right now I have a job, but if I lose it I'll have a lot to worry about.

      Eventually this will turn around, because a few companies will be willing to make smart investments in tech while a lot of others will be extremely stingy in that regard. Those companies will make money and leave their competitors behind. This may take years though.

      Hmm, how can I make money from this since I know it is true?

      --
      All the creatures will die, And all the things will be broken. That's the law of samurai. (Jubai, 1605)
    2. Re:Why ask /. ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hate to break it to you, but CMU isn't in the Ivy League. Of course, it still has a much better technical program than many of the Ivy schools...

    3. Re:Why ask /. ? by Beliskner · · Score: 1
      Hate to break it to you, but CMU isn't in the Ivy League. Of course, it still has a much better technical program than many of the Ivy schools...
      That's what I meant, that even among the hiring managers that know undergrad CMU tech kicks ass, no jobs.
      --
      A caveman dreams of being us, the incalculable power and riches. We dream of being Q, then what?
  46. Starting out is always rough by Prof_Dagoski · · Score: 2


    Granted, I didn't have BSc when I started out, but I spent a couple of years working low paying research assistant jobs before I made the jump to something I could really make a living at. Seriously, it took that long before it looked like I had enough experience to be attractive. Granted, I could've been more agressive in my job search, but, still it was always annoying to hear that my education was impressive, but I didn't have enough experience. I'll also note that I was looking for a scientific programming job back then and there was a PhD glut in the field which meant someone with a BS didn't stand a chance. Even so, once I got experience, especially in Internet stuff, the offers started coming in. Nothing gets an employers attention like real experience. Meanwhile, I've had mixed results with certs. I have a cert in SNMP and that's been a real boon, but my cert in Cabletron's Spectrum system has been a real waste. Glad I didn't pay for it. I think the difference is that one cert, the SNMP, says that I understand a field, while the other, Cabletron, says I know a specific system. The later is less valuable because you never know if employer has adopted that particular system. So, I'd say a good cert in something like Java, C++, SQL, or some other broad tech area would be good while windows XP cert might not be much help. But, anyway you slice it, this is tough time to be starting out in CS. I see lots of job opps for people with 5-10 years experience in "blah", but nothing entry level at all.

  47. Certs not the answer by Frums · · Score: 5, Informative

    As much as it sucks, certs aren't the answer. Speaking with a hea dhunter recently he did say companies care much more about certs now than they did a year ago - but that is because they can. There is a fairly large, experienced pool of talent out there.

    Getting certs, however, is a very expensive proposition for osmeone currently unemployed. A typical test can now cost aroun $500, so accumulating a list of certs is not really an option.

    Deciding WHAT you want to do is the first step. You might consider doing anything if the opportunity comes along, but in terms of getting certs you need ot focus more (unless you have more moneyt than you know what to do with, in which case why do you need a job so bad?). This means, yes, making a decision about your future. Youare free ot change it down the line, but you do have to choose - sysadmin/netadmin, development, dba, etc

    After you figure what you want get experience doing it. The portfolio is becoming a tool of the unemployed developer. Showing first rate code that you have written, along with unit tests, use cases/user stories, UML diagrams etc make syou look better. Really, if you have littl eprofessional experience it is the best thing you can do to look good for a "walk in" interview.

    Choose the direction you would like to steer and start a project, or get in on a starting project. Don't dive into an established open-source project. They might appreciate the help, but your goal here is to have somethign to show that YOU can claim 100% credit for. Comntributing bug fixes to gcc won't do that for you, though it might feel good.

    The seoncd thing is become involved in the local development community. You might laugh, but this is possible. Hit Yahoo Group and search for any group in your area related for what you are doing. Make an emeail account that can accumulate spam, and sign up. Talk to people. Networking (people, not CCNA) is still the best way to find a job, period.

    Only then, consider getting a cert or two. The ones I have seen being respected are the Sun Java developer certs (okay, JCP is sorta laughable, but the larger ones get nods), Cisco certs are respected, and Oracle certs are respected. Certs are no substitute for experience, unfortunately. Human resources may not realize this, but the hiring manager will.

    FInally, find someone who IS a professional developer, who has undergone many code reviews, who knows how the system works in a decent shop and ask if they will review your code and designs. Buy them beer, coffee, crack, whatever it takes. When it comes down to the decision - your skill will determine your success. THis includes skill in talking the talk - and the only way to do that correctly is to really learn it. Most good developers are willing to help new people, it is flattering. There are various systems to try to make this easier via the net. In my experience these are not nearly as good as meeting someone via the aforementioned networking and offering to buy them a beer in exchange for picking their brain. While buying em a beer, slip in that you would really like if they could do somehting like a formal code review of your stuff - afterall, it is the only way to really improve.

    Finally, read lots of code. Figure out how it works. Look at systems and make sur eyou understand em. A *great*, though boring as hell, way to do this is to write API docs for good projects. Do not contribute directly to them yet - your time is better spent building things you can claim redit for. Let's say you are into Java development, run by the Apache project and submit improved API docs. No one likes writing em, but to do it well you NEED to understand what the code does.

    That, and know that you have my sympathies. The hiring market sucks right now.

    -Frums

    1. Re:Certs not the answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, you bring up a very interesting points.

      Docs.

      Everyone hates writing documentation.

      But it could be the path to success. I mean, as you said, if you write docs, you obviously have to know what the code does (I sure hope you're not just taking comments and translating them to standard English - ugh.)..

      From what I've seen, companies tend to be keen on documentation. Again, everyone hates writing 'em, but everyone loves the well written ones.

      Open source projects are in dire need of documentation in many cases. And, the fact is, that open source software *has* become mainstream. There's a damned good chance that guy who could eventually be your boss uses some open source program. If you can say, "Hey, I wrote the docs for that." and get a response of, "Damn, I love those docs." (Yeah, yeah, now that was cheesy, bear with me here), well, there's a good chance the person will be thinking, "Ooh! This one writes documentation! Good documentation!"

      Of course, it's entirely possible that they'll stick you in a dark room and make you write docs until the end of time, but hey, you'll at least get paid for it. :p

    2. Re:Certs not the answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking as someone with 16+ years of software development starting out in Ada and moving through to C++, Java, and C# currently.

      When I interview candidates certs are meaningless, I have worked with too many individuals with certs out the ying yang that can't do the work they supposedly are certified for.

      Also talking as someone who was out of permanent employment for about 18mo, and had to take any consulting gig that was offered in my area, it is VERY lean out there for perm spots, but there are LOTS of short term contract spots available. And usually these are small companies with some simple VB app to be done, but hell it pays the bills. They usually don't care about experience, the projects are usually less than a month and they don't pay you if it does not work.

      Network, call a head hunter and tell them you will take short term contracts while you wait. Head hunters hear about all the stuff when it comes up. They usually have a list of people they tell about the contracts, try to get on that list.

      I finally took a perm job, not one I will make a carrier out of (hence my anonymous post), but one that pays the bills and does not leave me worrying each month. I am continue the search.

    3. Re:Certs not the answer by Marcus+Green · · Score: 1

      So why is SJP laughable? because it only covers the basics of the language. I believe it says what it does on the box.It seems a good place to start, it doesn't say you are a good programmer, doesn't say you are a good Java programmer, just that a multi billion dollar corp has tested you on the basic knowledge of a language.

      A reasonable deal for $150?

  48. Frankly, I think you're looking for a magic answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    a magical cert that will get you hired.

    It don't exist.

    The first job out of college can be damned difficult to get. (Took me almost 9 months because were were in a slump like right now.)

    A couple of suggestions:

    1. First, if you're young enough (and not tied down to a particular area), expand your search area. You might think you can't travel just out of college...but I guarentee it will be MUCH harder taking that travelling job when you're married, own a house and have kids. (Damn I wish I took that travelling job. :-)
    2. Look at the recruiting firms (they shouldn't charge you a fee). Put together a notebook with examples of code you have written.
    3. Lower your expectations. You don't want to know how little I was paid just getting out of college. It was followed by 3 years of unprecidented raises and 2 switching of jobs that tripled my salary.
  49. CCIE? by sterno · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The CCIE seems to be the one of the few certifications that, on it's own, will land you a job. Most certifications make you look a little better, but don't really mean jack against real world experience. The value of the cert is proportional to demand for the skills and the availability of those skills in the job market. For example, MCSE is in demand, but there are so many of them that it's not as valuable. CCIE's are in demand, but because it's hard to get the cert and expensive, it means the supply is still relatively low (at least last time I checked).

    What I might suggest to you is simply get a list of a bunch of certifications and do searches on the various job sites to see how many hits you get, etc. That should give you a rough approximation of where the demand is. Also, maybe find a good technical recruiter and see what they recommend as the hot demand right now.

    One bit of advice for you though is that I would put some careful thought into which direction you choose, be it programmer, admin, etc. A few years down the line you can change jobs, but if you do so you'll be very little better off than you are now due to the lack of relevant work experience in the new area. Tech jobs seem to seek people with very specific skill sets, and care less about general experience.

    A friend of mine got into sysadmining but would much prefer being a developer now. Of course now if he was to try to go back and be a developer he'd have to take a substantial cut in pay. So if you might change your mind later, just be aware of this little trap and plan for it (save up some money, maybe do some side work in some open source projects, etc, just to keep your skills honed).

    --
    This sig has been temporarily disconnected or is no longer in service
  50. HOW TO GET HIRED by emars · · Score: 1

    ...make friends with somebody in the company and get that person to refer you. It's a tough market right now, and unless you know somebody on the "inside", you'll have a hard time. Even if you were Bill Gates!

    --
    ...18...19...20 Submit
    1. Re:HOW TO GET HIRED by lewkor · · Score: 1

      I would not cite Bill Gates as a great programmer. He has a liking for BASIC. The company seems to do only the bare minimum of work before releasing code. At least choose someone like James Gosling, Dennis Richie, Linux Torvalds, Alan Cox or any of a number of demonstrably great programmers.

  51. There are 2 stages to being hired by ghostlibrary · · Score: 3, Informative

    Unfortunately, there are usually 2 orthogonal stages to being hired. First, your resume has to get past HR (Human Resources). They typically know nothing about the job beyond the half-page writeup.

    So if it says "wants 5 yr experience with C", well, if you don't have '5 years experience with C' listed on your resume, you won't get forwarded on. Even if your name is Richie and you list '10 yrs C++' becuas you wanted to focus on recent accomplishments.

    It's only after getting past HR (and perhaps a PHB :) that you can actually talk to someone about what is really involved, and sell yourself.

    Certs are only useful for the HR stage, but that's a killer cutoff. I've recommended folks for jobs I wrote the spec for, only to have HR bump them because they were missing a buzzword.

    Good luck! List everything, be concise :)

    --
    A.
  52. certs can be helpful--but don't blow too much $! by rjnagle · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I expect a lot of people will weigh in on certifications, and the arguments for and against are pretty widely known. Here is what I understand:

    1)the vendor certifications (Microsoft, Oracle, etc) have some marketability, but the courses and related material are overpriced. So are the predictions of median incomes that certified people enjoy.

    2)it is impossible for certifications to measure the ability to program, to think creatively or to solve problems. However, they do measure in a rough way one's familiarity with an application/OS's mechanisms to accomplish tasks.

    3)Aside from Microsoft, Oracle and Cisco, employers have usually never heard of
    the certification you have.

    4) Employers are impressed about certifications when it is hard to measure competence. It is a third-party objective criteria. What impresses them is that you took the initiative, that you had to study for some test. That's different from just sitting at a seminar and passively absorbing information.

    5). Despite what people say, "paper certifications" and "paper mills" are not worthless. The problem with IT institutes is that no training program can cover the variety of problems and administrative functions that one encounters on the job. On the other hand, they do a good job of exposing you to some of the basic tasks.

    6)The problem with "paper certifications" (especially vendor-sponsored ones) is that to pass them you need to learn skills specific to the application or OS. That puts the onus of chasing after skills (and paying for them) entirely on the job seeker. And surely by the time you pass one certification, you'll hear about another one that is the next best thing. You need to ask yourself, "why I am spending time immersing myself in vendor-specific information when I should be learning more general things: protocols, network architecture and programming theory and algorithms.

    7)Certifications do matter in my own field: technical writing and training. They indicate some familiarity with a particular domain of learning.

    8)If you seek a certification, seek it only because you find the subject in and of itself to be interesting. I sought the LPI 1 certification because I needed to know these concepts anyway and the certification provided a structure and path for learning the material. Right now, I am pursuing another certification, the Master CIW Administrator
    certification. I'm not sure employers will even know what this certification is, but I know that the subjects on the certifications: network security, ip6 and unix/windows interoperability are things I would be learning anyway.

    9)If you do seek certification, don't spend more than $100 on study material. There are hundreds of sites and forums that provide good study guides and practice tests for free. You'll also enjoy sharing in the learning and studying experience. My favorite is Exam Notes

    --
    Robert Nagle, Idiotprogrammer, Houston
  53. My guess is by Morgahastu · · Score: 1

    you've just graduated and you think you're the king of the world and above everyone else because you have a degree and you're trying to get a job as a Lead Programmer or lead something else. Get a lower job like JUNIOR programmer and make your way up. Its the best way to get your talents noticed. If you only go for the highest paying and highest jobs you'll never get it. Theres millions others who just got a degree this year. Give it up, you're not special because you have a degree. If everyone who had a degree automaticly got a good job there would be about 100 times more good jobs out there. Get your head out of your ass.

    1. Re:My guess is by Quill_28 · · Score: 1

      How is this post not modded as a troll? Did he even read the original post?

  54. welcome by geekoid · · Score: 2

    to the new economy.

    better then certificates, make contacts. Network.
    Go to the user groups in whateer field your interested. Find your local euntrepenuar club, meet people looking to hire someone for there start-up. if nothing else, it will get you experience.

    The military is looking for people with IT knowledge. Get in as an officer, after 4 years, you'll be done. It's not really that hard of a career for people with technicall background, plus you might get liucky and get assigned to some Rll [probably make as much as you can in todays civilian market, withno experience.

    It sounds to me as if you got into the technicall fiels 4-5 years ago because it was lucrative, but now that you got your degree, the market is crap, and you have no real interest in the technology.
    I could be wrong.

    --
    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  55. Good entry level cert for sysadmins by .@. · · Score: 4, Informative

    SAGE, the Systems Administrators Guild has a junior-to-mid-level professional certification for systems administrators now, called cSAGE.

    Unlike vendor/product certifications, this cert is designed to assess your ability to perform in an IT role -- namely, systems administrator -- rather than your ability to memorize features and functions of a particular product. It tests troubleshooting skill, background knowledge of process and procedure, and general junior-to-mid-level sysadmin proficiency, both in general and specific to Unix (they're working on a Windows module and several other, higher-level "merit badge" modules).

    --
    .@.
  56. Re:Certifications? Make mine two-ply. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have never been asked for certs either. Been asked "do you have a degree..." several times.

  57. New Graduate Job Offers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With the job market in its current state, we are able to pay those we 5+ years of experiance the same as new graduates, however if a graduate comes along with not only a little practical experiance but also projects they have completed in their own time and other value added skills then we give them at least an interview.

    Usually however experiance is more valuable than a dgree in the technology sector until we are looking for management jobs.

  58. job market regulated by recruiters by jimkski · · Score: 1
    I'm not sure that a certification is going to help you. I say that because certifications are not held in high esteem by the people who stand between you and a job. Those people are the recruiters.

    Recruiters are one of the grim realities of the evolving job market. Harried IT managers use recruiters because their schedules don't allow for the kind of thorough, enlightened review of resumes that would lead to a bright, yet inexperienced resource being invited for an interview. Recruiters know that they can only submit so many resumes to a manager (usually less than 10) and they want to make sure their chances of getting that 25%-40% of starting salary fee are good. On the flip side, most recruiters know nothing about the "product" they're selling to the hiring managers. So how do they do what they do?

    First and foremost, recruiters break out the tried and true acronym filter and run the resume's through it. If the hiring manager says HTML, VB, CICS, JAVA, AIX, MOSIX, and Babbage Engines then the recruiter is going to throw out all resumes but those that satisfy every last one of the requirements.

    Second, the recruiter is going to look at experience and sometimes certifications. Project experience, especially full-lifecycle stuff) is critical to getting past the recruiter to the hiring manager. Certifications are nice for people with experience, but if you have none, they're worthless.

    I've found that the trick is to be very agressive about tailoring my resume to the job postings I see. I over 10 years industry experience so I generally can dig up enough relevant experience, that when massaged the right way, turn me into an ideal candidate.

    Beyond that, you've got to call people. Talking to hiring managers (and I don't know how you get their numbers, you'll have to work on that yourself) is the best way to improve your odds. One in 40 might turn out for you, so prepare yourself for some serious rejection. But stick with it, and as long as the economy doesn't nose dive when Dick Cheney's predicitions of [9/11]^2 come to fruition, you may just find yourself employed.

    --
    yea i stole your sig- whats the big deal, it sucked anyway.
  59. SPECIALIZE! by fortunatus · · Score: 1
    the more interested you are in a specialty, or a specialized interest (ie, mechanical control, image processing, financial analysis, real time communication, acoustic modeling, etc) the more people know about what you are good at.


    if you say, "i'll do anything!" then it sounds like you're not especially good at anything.


    also i agree with the comment above, get a job through friends or relatives! the resume/cover letter route is SO HARD, i never got a job that way (which is to say i DID get them through relatives) until i had over 15 years experience. then i got the job i have now from resume submission.

  60. Nothing Beats Experience by Motheius · · Score: 1
    In my career, or lack there of, I have met MANY certified ``professionals'' that were not as good as one would imagine them to be. Out of every 10 certified geeks I have met, 9 who are clueless people that are really good at memorizing facts and can not apply this knowledge.

    My biggest complaint about certifications is that they are almost *ALWAYS* based on one's skill at memorizing a situation. This doesn't apply well to the real world where things are HARDLY EVER text book examples. These tests should ALL be practical in application so one could prove that they can not only memorize a fact or two, but that they can actually apply this understanding in a real time situation.

    I also think certifications are used by companies like Microsoft to undermine the really qualified people in the workforce. I am currently looking for a job and one of the things I specialize in is WAN Administration. I recently applied for a job taking care of a medium sized WAN but since I wasn't certified, By Microsoft no less, I was turned down.

    1. Re:Nothing Beats Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If M$ certification is so easy that any clueless ass-monkey can do it, and this is the only thing keeping you from getting a job, why the hell don't you just get the cert.?

  61. The problem with experience, a possible solution by Pootenheimer · · Score: 1

    A lot of people have commented about it all being who you know, as well as having some experience under your belt. In my experience, it's a bit of both. I have a BS in CS (working on the MS), and I believe what helped me obtain employment with such a fresh degree was my resume. Not so much the pretty formatting, as the list of previous employments, which was substantial.

    If you don't have a lot of previous experience or know the right people, how do you get a job? It's the vicious loop - no experience = no job, but no job = no experience. My recommendation would be this: consider contracting. I started with contracting jobs to help get additional post-graduate experience. The pay is not always the best, but it will get you the experience you need to move on to bigger (and maybe better) employments. If you do a nice enough job showing off your skills as a contractor, some firms will allow you to be hired on permanently, up from your contracting position. It's something to consider.

    --
    Move sig. For great justice.
  62. Certifications of dubious value by rob_from_ca · · Score: 1

    In terms of the real world, certificates relate very little to the skill/knowledge of the person who has them. There are people who are excellent and what they do, and have vendor certifications. There are excellent people without vendor certs. There are frighteningly incompetent people with certs, and there are frighteningly incompetent people without certs. There are also all ranges in between. To boot, in my experience, there really isn't even a useful average quality behind certifications, so selecting a "certified" employee doesn't even increase your chances of getting someone with skill.

    In short, there is no correlation that I've found between certs and quality of employees. Sadly, out in the world, some places take them very seriously. Some places they will just be your foot in the door, somce places they will get you the job, and some places won't even look at them; it really just depends. In a perfect world, I wouldn't even work for a place that required them or even took them into account since they are so suspect as a yardstick. Of course, it's the real world, and you have to work to eat.

    In the long-winded end, certs typically can't hurt you, but from what I've seen, I wouldn't waste a lot of money or time trying to get them. These days the market is tight, so recruiters tend to not even talk to people who don't match every single requirement for a position, and those often include certs. If you're working with the end employer, you can often talk to the technical person and help him/her see past not having a cert. With an HR person or recruiter who isn't familiar with the subject matter, you'll probably need that cert. YMMV, but if I were doing the hiring, I'd never even mention/look at certifications.

  63. You have experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A meaningless degree or even more meaningless certifications (Any ass with a Dummies book can get an MSCE) will do nothing for you.

    You sure the job market in your area just doesn't suck?

    I've quite a few friends who are in high paying jobs with little chance of being fired unless their various companies go down. They do not have degrees.

    What? How did they score jobs like that? No - it wasn't because of the former dot-com boom. It was because they know their shit. The stuff they mumbled about in their sleep compiled and ran better than most of the things an average professional programmer codes while awake. They're proactive. They see a new technology and jump on it before anyone in the business world even knows it's there. They are totally within the Tao.

    Do this, and you will never want for a job.

    The question is, are you willing to give up having a 'normal' life now, that you might retire and live a peaceful, relaxing existance twenty years from now?

    I sure as hell don't. *snicker* I want to see movies. I want to spend hours at night sitting in a diner drinking coffee and bullshitting with friends. I don't want to single-handedly put Mr. O'Reilly's kids through college.

    Plus, I've been raised with the ridiculous idea that a degree means a job. *laugh*

  64. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by jackb_guppy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you KNOW your stuff, you can write your ticket.

    But asking "what certs will help?" Shows one thing - you don't.

    That is harsh. I know. I from the other end of 20+ years of experience, with no degree, no certs AND DO NOT WANT THEM.

    All certs prove is that you can read a manual and type answers. You too could be MENSA, same entrance exam, and same benfits (none).

    The only proof is showing your skills, that means taking over the interview controling thier attention, showing you have some thing to provide.

    But the orginal writer said that he got a CS degree and can not code, then what good is it? Why not have history degree instead? Gives you the same advange, in the tech world.

    Remember, tech breaks down to operators and designers.

    If you can not code, design a database (500+ tables) or build a network (1000+ seats in multiple locations) then you are an operator.

    There is a lot of operators out there. That is what is a buyers market.

  65. please.... by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

    if you do get some type of cert, please, please, do not be the guy from Dilbert "I summon the vast knowledge of my certifications!" and then says "Gee this is embarrasing. Out of the entire course that's all I can remember" (or something along those lines)

    --
    The One Rule Of Chess You'll Ever Need: Don't play someone who carries a kit in their bookbag.
    1. Re:please.... by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      a link to that cartoon: http://www.redclayinteractive.com/img/certificatio n.gif

      ah, Google Images, what would i do without thee

      --
      The One Rule Of Chess You'll Ever Need: Don't play someone who carries a kit in their bookbag.
  66. Certificates and the real dice market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The easiest way to see the relationship between certificates and jobs is to do
    a search on dice with a tech skill and x flavor
    of certificate, then compare the same search without x certificate. I get about
    1 certificate job listed for every 20 jobs. Certificates do, however; drive up
    the prices of training.

  67. The Neverending Certification Quandry... by digitalmuse · · Score: 1

    As pgrote has said, certifications tend to be a cyclical thing and typically promote bandwagon mentality. (And to the 'truly technical', certs are often viewed as 'redundant'). However as someone who has fought for employment solely on the vagaries of my 'experience', it can be hard to get in the door and prove your skills to those 'truely technical' folks without the certs that HR and head-hunters like to flog.
    With two years of co-op and a BS CS under your belt, I have to believe that you would not find it a difficult exercise to study up on your own and (as much as I hate to say it...) take a MSCE test or two.
    a) you get a plaque(yes, it's analgous to tooth decay) from MS saying that you've got some basic quantitative skills. HR and PHB weenies get off things like this.
    b) and if you pick up a certification in something that complements your existing skills you've made yourself even more valuable to a prospective employer.

    This is just my take on how things operate in the market I've been working in, but I'd imagine that it's fairly universal in it's mechanics.
    If you still find yourself stimied in your job hunt, you might want to seriously examine the posibility of relocating. From your description, I would hazard that coming out of a BS-degree program, you do not have any massive financial responsiblities (ie: mortgage, lease, 2-kids&dog) so this period may afford you flexability to relocate to a market where your skills are in higher demand and the lack of certs will be less likely hamper your job search.
    Good luck in this, and keep us posted.

    --
    "If I wanted your input on my pet project, I'd stick my hand up your ass and use you like a sock-puppet." - Muse
  68. Re:Peguin$hit LotsOfJobs UnlessYouCodeMicrosoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heres two links http//www.monster.com and http://www.dice.com. Of course if your a No Technology Administrator or MickeySoft Certified Shit Dumb then of course there will be no employment because everyone is moving their network to Linux GNU. Linux GNU Installfests are taking place at this very moment in companys across the globe because they do not want any Microsoft Extortionist License Plan or Microsoft BSOD CrashVirusWare. You may have to relocate for you new job but most companys offer a relocation package and payment for costs associated with your move.

  69. As a manager... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Warning. We are not an IT department we develop real consumer product that you can go to the store and buy.

    As a manager in a consumer electonics shop I round file every resume that I get with a single cert. I want people who can think and engineers who understand the fundamentals. Technology changes and engineers have to bew able to heach themselves. I also value those that have strong social and writting skills. Also import are outside interests, show me a math major who wites gospal music for their choir who also can write device drives and I'll find a way to hire them in a hartbeat, funding or not.

    The reason I will not hire certoids is they have focused too narrowly on technology. I want a well rounded person who will solve the right problem, not just a droid who will do what they are told.

    1. Re:As a manager... by WildBeast · · Score: 2

      I like managers who tell me what to do but I don't like managers who tell me how to do it.

  70. certs? are they worth it? by !Da_BLaRGiNaToR! · · Score: 1

    I had always wanted to be a tech. After attaining the "tech" status I want more. I was, and still am, interested in networking. So I got my CCNA. So far it feels like I wasted $2000 of my own hard earned money for a worthless cert, and I'm stuck at a company who doesn't care about it's employees. Evidence: 1 tech to every 3200 users. On-call is not paid. IT dept is short-staffed on every level. BUT they have the moolah to build a new site! Oh, and I live in Oregon!

    --
    I am BLaRG!
  71. Skip the postings by Ratbert42 · · Score: 2

    ...I have yet to get a single interview, despite many carefully written letters and resume submissions to job postings.

    Give up on job postings. I have never gotten a job from a listing like that. Every IT job I've ever found is through networking.

    Talk to the people you worked with during your co-op. Talk to other students. Talk to professionals at your local ACM/IEEE meetings. Everyone you know should know that you are looking. Put a sign on your car. Whatever it takes.

    1. Re:Skip the postings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was unemployed for a year, probably emailed and faxed my resume to over a thousand employers (I averaged 3-4 a day). Everyone I knew who had lost their job had gotten another one through connections, friend-of-a-friend stuff. I was starting to give up, had long given up my apartment and moved in with my GF, sold old cisco routers I, um, happened to have and was applying for (and being turned down for) general labourish jobs. Then, one of the last jobs I applied for, granted an interview. I rewrote my resume for the interview portion ("for a more detailed outline of my attributes" I told them), put on a tie and gave the interview of my life. I landed the job, work hard 10 hr shifts supporting a network that crashes if it's upset in any way, in a department full of people who hate each other for 40k/yr Canadian monopoly money. And man, I couldn't be fucking happier. Approaching 3 months here now and plan on going back to school to get that degree I should've gotten the first time around.

  72. What works . . . by cjpez · · Score: 2
    . . . is just knowing people. The only job I've ever gotten based off of just applying was some stupid summer job in High School so many years ago. I was offered a job when I went into college because I knew the person who was the Assistant Network Manager at the college, so I got introduced to the right people. Then when my boss changed jobs I went with him. Then one of my college buddies got a job at a tech company and got my resume to the right people. Two-and-a-half years and a corporate bankruptcy later, I landed a job through some people my girlfriend knew through years of freelancing.

    Now, I suppose it's entirely possible that I just suck and my resume is horrible and the only way I can ever hope to get a job is by knowing the right people. I don't think that's the case, though. Leverage the people you know! If you don't know people, meet them!

  73. Linux Certs by steelersfan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I saw a mention in one of the posts that most certs are vendor or hardware specific (Cisco, for example). With LPI [www.lpi.org], SAIR [linuxcertification.com], and CompTIA [www.comptia.com] all offering various certifications. Does this make the linux certs more valuable? Which is the "best" of the ones I've mentioned? (I know, I didn't mention RHCE). Did I miss any others that are valuable? Thanks.

    1. Re:Linux Certs by .@. · · Score: 3, Informative

      the SAGE junior-to-mid-level systems administrator cert, cSAGE.

      --
      .@.
  74. you remember me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    damn it sphealey, you remember me!

    I'm the MS guy with the certs.

    btw, I'm now working for the Government.

  75. Flood of the lesser experienced by Mu*puppy · · Score: 2, Interesting
    My father's currently admining for a state government, and had something to say on the subject about a recent hiring experience. With the crunch recently on the tech industry, the majority of people dropped were comparitively recent-hires. With less actual 'hands on experience', they've come in direct competition with those recently graduated and just entering the job market with their freshly printed diplomas. In short, it's a hard market right now, much moreso for those with less practical experience.

    In terms of certifications, it depends on who's doing the hiring. 'Techno-savvy' managers are likely to outright dismiss certifications and look at experience above all else (including education). Managers who are less technically inclined are the ones who are impressed by certifications and education.

    And lastly for experience, in my father's example he was looking for around five years experience minimum... and out of the hundreds who applied, only 6 had that kind of experience... It's quite the buyer's market right now, and experience can go a -long- way.

    --
    There's no wrong way, to eat a Rhesus...
  76. It's not you bro ... by Monkelectric · · Score: 3, Interesting
    its the economy ... Im in the same position, I have been a sysadmin for two years, and have just completed a BS in CS at a reputable university. I cant get a call back, none of my friends can get a call back. My friends who graduated *last* year still dont have jobs. This is just a real bad time to be in CS.

    Contrast that to when I entered college (1997-98ish) and you can see we've slipped quite a bit -- companies were *soo* desperate for CS people that they would *pay your last year of college*. A buddy of mine graduated in 1997 as a CS/EE dbl and got picked up for 80k/yr by Sun to start. Now a *great* job is 45/yr.

    The good news is it will pick up soon enuf.

    --

    Religion is a gateway psychosis. -- Dave Foley

  77. Bullcert by MrChuck · · Score: 1
    Had a friend who got an MCSE as an exercise. He's been working with Unix for a decade or more but hadn't touched Windows since 3.0 (not even 3.1). He did all his studying by book - never touched a Windows machine. All theory, zero practice.
    Took the test and passed it.

    He's terribly amused that he had an MSCE and would struggle to set the clock on a windows box. Achieved his goal of showing that the MSCE meant close to nothing.

    OTOH, there are certificate programs like Cisco's where you do actually learn and gain skills. Those certifications are respected.

    The real bottom line, however, is experience. College is helpful, especially when it comes to more advanced stuff later - you hopefully "learned how to think" during college and gained critical thinking and debugging skills, but right now people are (1) seeing a glut of somewhat experienced people from the .com blowout and (2) seeing that you've never really run machines in real world scenarios.

    The classic ways into the market are to get experience by cheating:

    • Take a job that's beneath that and start to pick up some of the system admin slack where you can.
    • Do volunteer project oriented work. Having "coordinated internet connectivity and firewalls at $myTown's school system - implementing IMAP, mail and web access using LDAP for authentication and perl to report on web access" would be killer. And good, real experience.
      It's something that can be done in a finite time and takes up some useful resume space. You also often work with interested parents who, often, work at or own companies.
    Thinking outside the box and all will show that you have initiative as well.
    Good luck
    1. Re:Bullcert by compupc1 · · Score: 1

      You are right. I did some Cisco, A+, and some MCSE. Frankly, the MCSE was all theory (very outdated theory at that) and absolutely zero practical knowledge. With A+, although the certification is slightly more useful than MCSE, is still mostly devoid of practical knowldege, though I did take an A+ prep class that really filled in that gap. Cisco, on the other hand, REQUIRES that you pass certain tests along the way like programming a router or cabling a room. If you can't do those things, you can't even think about taking the final certification test. So yes, I would have far more respect for somewith with a CCNA (or even better, a CCNP) than an MCSE.

      --
      -James
  78. Getting a job by digdougSTL · · Score: 1

    One of the more important things that will help you get a job in this field has little to do with computers. So many employers have been shell-shocked by incompetent/rude tech employees, that coming across as patient, helpful, and intuitive will give you a real leg up over other potential applicants. The only other thing I can suggest is calling big wheels in the industry and city you're intrested in. (CEOs, CIOs, or head engineers) Ask them for advice on who you should talk to about a job in the area & what skills/ certifications you should push. Don't be upset if they're not interested in helping you and DO NOT ask them for a job. What you're hoping for is 1:Getting some knowledgable free advice 2:Making them think "Well that was a nice person, I'll have to remember them." As far as the certifications go, they'll be very helpful if they directly relate to the job description you're applying for. If not, they won't do you much more good than "President of the high school Debate Club"

  79. best bet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get certified in a new IT language. C# with visual studio.net is a good bet where no one really has any real good experience. After that, you can try the government, it's a good place if you're desperate. Once you get a few years, you can try the corporate world again.

    Otherwise you could try to bid on a contract job, but that's tough with no experience.

    Good luck...

  80. online postings = waste of time by ubermuffin · · Score: 1

    It's definitely already been said, but it's worth emphasizing that online postings for jobs can be a huge waste of time -- resulting in a few calls from headhunters, and not much in the way of actual offers (see this CNET article for more info).

    If you do rely on job postings (online, in the newspaper, or otherwise) to find employment, make sure that you are assertive, and make sure you're dealing with a human being when possible -- it's good to know who actually reads your letter when you email it to jobs@somecompany.com.

    Of course, knowing a few people at companies you'd like to work at is incredibly valuable.

    -ubermuffin

  81. Hire over Slashdot! by Luminair · · Score: 1

    I bet if you start hiring from places where people with a "true interest in computing" hang out all day, you'd be a lot better off. Start at Slashdot and work outwards!

    1. Re:Hire over Slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first question in an interview should be - what is your favorite website? If the answer isn't "slashdot.org", then the interview is over.

    2. Re:Hire over Slashdot! by Dman33 · · Score: 2

      Slashdot should start a job forum. Then all of the employers can sift through "Experienced Sys Admin from Goatse.cx looking for new opportunity." submittals!

      Seriously though, a slashdot job forum would be cool... I would be it's first customer. (seeker)
      What I would give to put "Slashdot Karma: 50" on my resume!

  82. you do the math... by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One of my interview questions is "What is your greatest technical achievement?" If your answer to that question has anything to do with certifications, I will throw you out into the street.

    I don't recall ever being critically intersted in an applicant's certifications, and when I am, I can consult their resume. I want to know if you can do the job.

  83. Jobs by deuist · · Score: 0

    Everyday I see people on Slashdot whining about how they can't get job. Well it all sickens me. There are numerous computer science jobs out there if you know where to look.

    I spoke to a director in the US Patent Office the other day who said although USPO is on a hiring freeze right now, it will soon start accepting resumes to fill up 700 positions as examiners. The only requirement is that you have a B.S. Just think of the possibilities. Hate obvious ideas such as "One Click Shopping?" Then don't grant it a patent.

    Second, many Department of Defense contractors are looking for programmers. Lockheed Martin, Mitre, BAE, just to name a few ...

    1. Re:Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, there aren't enough qualified programmers out there. Time to bring in more H1Bs.

  84. College Computer Science undergrad by LSU_ADT_Geek · · Score: 1

    I cannot offer the same perspective as a portion of the mass who comes to Slashdot, but I can offer the perspective of a college kid. Right now, I am a Computer Science undergrad here at LSU, and how you feel towards computers and technology is a big factor in deciding what you want to do.

    There are three main computer related fields here: information systems and decision sciences, which gears people up to be more of like ITs for businesses, computer science, which gears people for understanding computing concepts, theories, and application of them, and computer engineers, who knows a solid portion of theory and application but apply that in designing hardware.

    If all you want to do is to write software like a code monkey and don't care about understanding higher principles in computer theory, then take the IT solution. Go to a highly respected technical college, get a couple years experience, and then you will be ready. If you are a person like me whose wants to go beyond making a simple application for people but to advance yourself in thought as well as application of skills, then look towards going to college, getting a well-rounded education, do a couple internships, and have things a little bit better than being in a technical school.

    Employers do not solely look at what you know. Trust me, if you put something infront of me that is not written in stereophonics, then I can figure it out and produce something. College attempts to well-round you. Why is it that one of the major signs of a potential hacker is to be proficent at playing a musical instrument? Doing math word problems? et cetera.

    Anywho, sit down and think what you want to do and how you feel towards that. Whatever will make you happy in life, do it! I am not in this field for the money; that is just a bonus for doing what I love!

  85. another obvious point by rjnagle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This may be too obvious to mention, but the process of studying for a certification is more important than attaining the end result. You should be reading these study books because the knowledge is useful and interesting. Take the quizzes, and don't be afraid to do research about why the answer you chose was incorrect. Perform the tasks yourself and research why your initial guesses about how to do things turned out to be incorrect. While you shouldn't ignore the braindumps of others, you should really be focusing on doing things yourself. You'd be amazed at the difference between how the book describes it and how it really is done.

    --
    Robert Nagle, Idiotprogrammer, Houston
  86. What jobs? I don't see no IT jobs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well ok there's a couple that pay $25/hr. I think I'd rather work at In-N-Out Burger for that and make half as much for half the hassle.

    Unless you have 8 years experience minimum, no one cares about your dumbass papermill certification.

    If you really want the job and it says you have to have a certification, just lie and put it on there anyway. In 10 years working in this industry, I have never seen anyone actually check to make sure that a prospective hire actually has his certifications.

    enjoy.

    1. Re:What jobs? I don't see no IT jobs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know what kind of employers you've worked for in those ten years, but lying on the resume certainly does NOT help. I lied about having a high school diploma (from another country no less), and the day before I was set to go permanent full time, I was fired. Why? Because they couldn't confirm the existence of said diploma, and knew I'd lied about having one. The company in question was ISO 9000 certified.

      Sure go ahead and lie, and down the road (assuming they don't check) you've given them ammunition to fire your dumb ass if you've given them ANY reason to want you gone.

  87. certs not certain by rakerman · · Score: 2

    I personally think certifications are excellent... for the certification companies. All those fees and exams and "ongoing requirements" (e.g. lifelong cashflow). As a useful measure of someone's ability, they rate about zero with me.

  88. Programming Rule 1 by AppyPappy · · Score: 2

    If you can't code, get a piece of paper that says you can.

    For some reason, the only "certified" people I know are incompetent. I figured they needed a piece of paper to impress someone because they lack the skills necessary to beef up the resume.

    Rather like the programmer we hired who suddenly blurted that he really wasn't "technical". Holy smokes!! What good is THAT!? We made him a Project Manager which is basically like playing catcher behind the plate at a Shitball game.

    --

    If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem

  89. Degrees Are Meaningless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Well, not really. It means that you have a grounding in the basics and enough work ethic to meander through the educational system. Depending on where your degree is from it may or may not mean anything to an employer.


    What people want out of employees is the person who will make the company the most money and cost the least to retain. In this way, the market favors you because with no real experience you're cheap labor. However, the labor market is saturated now with tens of thousands of IT people who got Comp Sci degrees because they thought (with some justification) when they went to college in 1998 that all the money is in computers.


    Well, it is if you know what you're doing. A good programmer with no business experience or work experience is more than worthless - (s)he is a liability and as far as a potential employer is concerned, they'll just provide you with a few years of experience, you'll hone your craft and then split and they'll have to find a way to replace you. Employers want marginally competant people with 1-3 years of experience who can slip in, do the job, and require a minimum of hand-holding and training. You are not that person. Your co-op experience is valuable and doesn't hurt, but it won't land you a job either.


    More than experience, degrees, certificates, or accolades, the market and your personality determine when and where you get hired. This is a bad time to be looking for IT work, but if you know your stuff and can prove it and demonstrate that you understand your industry, you should have no trouble finding work.


    Of the people in my group, the degres break down as follows: 1 Comp Sci, 1 English, 1 History, 1 Philosophy, 1 Mathematics, 1 Physics, 2 MIS, 8 with no degree at all. The worst by far are the MIS guys. This isn't because of their degree. It's because they don't give a shit about computers or how they work, they just want to turn a buck. Just like most people who enter the computer fields. Freshman classes have ballooned full of people who have no business being in the industry because they don't really care. They just want money and computers are perceived to be the new way to get there without that hassle of law school.


    I entered the job market in 1999 with no degree, no certificates, no experience, no idea what an employer wanted. I found a job in a few weeks. It paid $10K less than what I wanted, but once I got there and realized that I really was pretty good compared to my peers, I demanded a salary increase. They refused to even meet me half way to my expectations so I found another job that paid $15K more and has better benefits.


    I got both jobs because I interviewed well, easily demonstrated my technical knowledge, and was able to put forth coherent, clear opinions about the industry. Even though most of my opinions (at the time) were pretty backwards (and mostly proven wrong), I was hired. At least I cared enough to have an opinion.


    The people who get a BS in Comp Sci and then scratch their heads over why they can't find work when they've never invested a single second of their lives outside of academia (and "co-ops") to the industry can't find work.


    I'm not accusing anybody of being one of these people, but you'll find the most enjoyment (and employment) in your line of work if you actually give a crap about the things you do. And really this is common sense stuff that goes with any job, be it IT or otherwise. It's obvious to an employer who will be passionate about their work and who will lazily drift through their day, doing only enough not to get fired. IT in general is a "when it rains it pours" industry, and that goes for work loads, down time, and employment opportunities. Be patient. I personally wouldn't bother with ceritificates. If you couldn't find work without one, getting one isn't going to be the answer. If you can get them for free, brush up on your best skills and do it. But they're not worth the money and while they don't hurt, I personally don't think they help much (exceptions include indsutry- or supplier-sponsored things like CCNA's).

  90. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the orginal writer said that he got a CS degree and can not code, then what good is it?

    I'm just guessing here, but I'd bet he at least learned how to speak and write well in college. You on the other hand show such poor communications skills that I have trouble believing you know much about anything. If you claim to have 20 years experience then I'd love to hear exactly what it is you've done. I just can't understand how anyone so inarticulate could survive in the business world. I wouldn't want you representing my company.

  91. Certs appear to be worthless - college is as well? by XunilOS · · Score: 1
    Perhaps it's just the time at which I got into the industry (1994), but I haven't had a day of college education and I've been pretty successful in the industry, as first a programmer and then a systems administrator. THe first company I worked for admittedly took a risk in hiring me - but then again, I was making barely more than minimum wage and was assigned the scut work in a Visual Basic project. :) However, once I proved myself to be a compentent programmer in other languages (C, Pascal [on an HP3000 - yes! Business used Pascal back then!]), they began assigning real work to me.

    From that job, I moved on to more C programming positions; in each case I stressed the fact that while I was young (I started in the industry at age 15), I was dedicated to my choice of career and was a very quick study. I bore this claim out in my work ethic and was rewarded by advancing to positions which carried more and more responsibility, and garnered competitive salaries.

    So, what worked for me was to study hard on my own to sharpen the skills I saw as marketable (luckily for me in the mid- to late-90s, that was any computer skill). Then, in interviews, I provided examples of my work for programming jobs, or asked for a project to give a solution to, in the case of sysadmin jobs. While the market is definitely tighter these days, a combination of hard work honing your skills on your own time, and proving yourself to be a dedicated, focused professional on your company's, will pay off.

    As far as finding a good recruiter goes - in my experience, they're all pretty much the same; either they have a position for you or they don't.

    --
    -- -R
  92. Experience Counts, Rare Exp. Counts More by Spencerian · · Score: 2

    I am a rarer breed of technician than what most folks may typically encounter.

    I have used and serviced Macintosh systems since 1987 (15 years). I have used and serviced PC/Intel-class hardware for a few years more (18 years). I am an Apple Service Technician, a certification valid only when you work with an Apple Authorized Service Provider (which I do).

    I'm also an author of this book on beginning Macintosh programming in Mac OS 9 and X.. So, I can write and document matters, too.

    More than a year ago, I was hired by a new IT company for Macintosh support, and received a very large pay increase commensurate with my experience. Recently, the client I provide services with had decided to move to a larger, more global IT solution. My company did a great job for them, but couldn't do the global bit. In the span of 3 months, a bunch of PC technicians, many with years of experience as well as some certs (of those, many had advanced certs) were recalled by my company from the client and sent elsewhere. Had they been employees of our client, they would've been fired.

    I and a few others who had very special skills were kept to handle interests that the global IT solution couldn't handle.

    This isn't the first time that my experience in many things Mac and PC has saved me from being ejected or moved around.

    My point: Experience counts a great deal now. Certifications do help, but aren't essential (my Apple Service certification is really a glorified A+ for Mac OS systems). Diversity in your experience is what might make the difference between a job opportunity and a ding letter.

    I sometimes fantasize how much money I could ask for if I added an MCP certification as well as the new certifications that Apple offers for their products as a counterpart to MS certifications. For me, diversity in my experience has proved to be a powerful way to move up in the world. Being able to document and teach hasn't hurt either.

    --
    Vos teneo officium eram periculosus ut vos recipero is.
  93. A+ certs are not garbage by Cardhore · · Score: 2

    Many people who have been maintaining PC's for 10+ years might find the A+ exams quite difficult! And a good portion might even fail. The A+ tests are a very good test and they require specific knowledge of PC hardware, networking, printers, and software. Unlike other certifications (Cisco, MS, etc), the A+ is not specific to a certain brand of hardware. Have you even taken the A+ test? If not then you shouldn't dismiss it as garbage.

    1. Re:A+ certs are not garbage by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Hmm. That's why we see no mention of Sparc workstations on it, or even the more common Macs that keep showing up in the advertising/graphic design departments. That's why every damn question involving DOS refers to it as "MS DOS".

      My first exam is scheduled this Thursday. I don't expect to have any problems whatsoever. Then, I'm going to max out the credit card by taking the Sun certs. Show them I'm not some lame MSCE grunt. Not that it will do any good. In 3 years, only once has a cert made any difference (turned down for a lowly pc tech job for lack of A+... didn't do any good that I offered to take and pass the thing the very next day. Haha).

    2. Re:A+ certs are not garbage by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 2, Funny

      I once saw an A+ certified technician burn out a PC motherboard when she plugged a Mac monitor into the joystick port.

      Obviously not all A+ people are like this, but the A+ after someone's name doesn't mean they're not going to do something incredibly stupid to your hardware.

    3. Re:A+ certs are not garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing beats experience.
      Experience takes time.
      Hire somebody that can learn.
      Don't be too much of a hardass.
      Fire the cocky arrogant jerk. NOT worth it.
      You know what you know. End of story.
      Admit it when you don't know.
      Give up the life you don't have time. Study and
      learn openBSD.

    4. Re:A+ certs are not garbage by Com2Kid · · Score: 2

      The A+ test is weird, it is easy to 'find' 'copies' of the practice tests online, and suffice to say that it covers some pretty darn weird stuff.

      I mean yah I can fix config.sys errors without even having to use a monitor (hell, I've installed windows without a working monitor before, heh, and not using some stinking script either. :) ) but heck, some of the purely esoteric stuff. . . .

      I wish I had bothered to get off of my butt and get an A+ before they phased out the DOS stuff as much as they have though, I could have so easily whizzed right on through that. :)

      DOS, Win3.1, heh.

      Too bad that 4DOS never picked up, defintly overcomplicated, split everything into heck, and the manual was horrid for most of its lifetime, but darnit, it could do some nifty stuff if you could figure out how to get it to do it.

      XTree Gold! w00t w00t! Wond r if that was ever on the A+ test. . . .

      DOSSHELL, I held back on to using that instead of going to Windows95 for the longest time.. DOSSHELL rocked. :)

      Of course an A+ style test will never measure the real types of capabilities that a person has on a computer;

      it will not measure if a person is able to hand install a program (heya, installer broken, I hope you can reconstruct that directory structure blindly! Past experience with that particular developer's programming habits and styles as well as experience and guessing what types of file extensions go where could mean the difference between life and death! Or at least the programming running and it not running!), or how well they are able to administer others working under them (you you and you get to imaging those Hard Disks right now! You and you over there start running the CAT5!), and it definitely will not show an employer how dedicated to their job that an employee can and will be.

  94. It's who you know and how you communicate by weierophinney · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I work in IT, with no certifications other than a BA in Comparative Religion. My computer skills are entirely self-taught, and I have been able to work in areas of increasing responsibility and complexity.

    Typically, I've switched jobs or applied for new ones based on who I know at the new job, or what I know about them. The biggest thing you can do for yourself is to identify _where_ you want to work -- and then do your research. Do you know anybody who works there -- or have friends of friends who work there -- who can tell you more about the place, including what positions are open, what skills they need? I identified an employer I wanted to work for based on their reputation in the community, and then started asking questions. When I discovered they needed people with PHP experience, I taught myself PHP and applied -- and got the job.

    In another instance, with a freelance job, I knew somebody tangentially related to a department that needed some webwork done on contract -- and she put in a word for me. It was my communication skills, in the end, that got me the job.

    While your resume may shine, and you've got it plastered all over town, people still like to go with known variables -- so you'll need to circulate, and get to know people (in case you don't already ;) ).

    Go to Toastmasters, and participate. Or find somebody who can coach you through some interviews -- chances are there's a job service in your area with whom you can sign up that could help you.

    Don't expect to get a job on your skills and talent alone. A workplace isn't just a computer -- it's people, and they need to know that they can communicate with you, and vice versa, before they hire you. Programmers do not work in isolated environments anymore.

  95. What I did... by GMontag · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Slightly different field, same concept.

    I have worked for the same Defense Contractor in the DC area since 1994. Graduated then with a BS Finance and some low level military experience (well, I did work in a Major Subordinate Command as a Captain for a while as a Reservist).

    Anyway, this part will be easier now than it was in 1994:

    1. Get classifieds from newspapers (or search web classified of newspapers) in the regions that you think there may be work or where you want to move to. I graduated from utk.edu and there was not much in town, so I got the sunday Washington Post every tues or so and copied the fax and e-mail addresses for every defense related job I could find, then sent resume and cover letter to each. Not many back then, but at least this breaks you away from the monster.com masses today too.

    2. Always tell them you will be in the area for a couple of days the following week, i.e., if you send to Chicago today say you will be there Tues - Thurs next week. This gets you past many of the "out of town apps" that get trashed, also, since you are responding to the newspaper ad it gives the illusion that you actually give a crap about that city ;-)

    3. When you start getting responses, plan your travel to do several interviews at once. If you get one interview in Chicago this week, but 2 in NYC next week and another in Chicago the week after, try to get one of the Chicago ones moved.

    May not help, but I hope it does. Sofar what I have seen on this article is "I don't have a cert and you don't either" or "I have a cert and so do you". Seems you have a good enough education, just need to use a different guerilla method to get some interviews.

    BTW, you ARE AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY and leave every possible way to contact you that you know of (your phone, parents, cell, fax (I know but they are still in use), e-mail, snail mail, EVERYTHING!

  96. whatever you do, lie about your salary req. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A company I applied to required all sorts of bs certs, but little or no experience. They wanted someone with Oracle and Cisco certification.

    But they laughed at me when I told them I could build a router from scratch, so plugging one in and reading the manual shouldn't be too much for me. I also told them that SQL was SQL, and I could handle anything they could throw at me.

    But I really think the thing I did wrong was to ask for TOO LOW a salary. My advice to Slashdotters is not to underestimate your abilities. Take whatever you think you're worth and double it. Don't worry, they won't offer you that, but at least they'll take you seriously.

  97. Resume by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 1

    I can't tell you how many "I've worked so hard on this" type resumes I've seen that are real garbage.

    Some time ago I worked in a place that afforded me the opportunity to see many hundreds of resumes. Be sure yours is in that top 1% as far as layout, wording, tone, and what it conveys about you. Keep your personal interests off of it. Get it reviewed by a resume professional and a hiring manager from any professional field. Tri-fold it and place in nice envelope, deliver personally, smile and gladhand everyone there, and last but not least customize a different version of it to target each job specifically.

    Certifications won't help you much at this point. Right now for you being good at a job is not nearly as important as being good at job hunting.

    --

    Operator, give me the number for 911!
    1. Re:Resume by ewwhite · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... sounds interesting. Could you evaluate my resume? It's available in:
      .PDF
      and
      Word

      --
      Edmund White
      http://flickr.com/ewwhite
    2. Re:Resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Normally I only critique things like this for my own students. Your resume needs improvement.
      I'm busy, so this will need to be brief.

      1. Correct order might be: Objective, Qualifications summary, Education, Experience, References.
      2. Your Objective could be better phrased.
        Perhaps it should read something like:

        To obtain a position where I integrate and administer technological solutions with decision support applications, including databases, data warehouses and intelligent business systems.

      3. Your Qualifications summary should list specific technologies that you know near the front. The HR people screen that way, you should break them down into Hardware, O/S, Programming Languages/Development tools, and Applications/Tools
      4. You should put your academic accomplishments first, you do not have enough years of full time professional development or systems administration (probably 2 or 3) to put your experience first.
      5. Your resume should fit on one page. Two page resumes should only occur after you have about 5 years of full time experience. HR types and managers have very little time, keep it short.
        Make the lists describing your duties on each job into paragraphs, it will save space. Strive for brevity.
      6. Your Education should come immediately after your qualifications summary.
      7. Your Job history should omit older non technical jobs. I'd drop everything before your work at sol tech.
      8. Your references should be faculty or technical managers at your previous positions.
        The hiring people want to know your technical side, not whether you can play a musical instrument (although that might be nice to discuss in the interview when they check for personality fit).

      Good luck, and see your academic advaisor and the career development center at your university. They are rewarded if you get a job, let them help you.
  98. Programmers don't need certs by robstercraws · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As a programmer, I must say I dislike the entire "certification" philosophy. I do not think that being able to pass standardized multiple choice exams is a very meaningful measure of anyone's ability to perform analytical/problem solving tasks, especially programming. I've worked with various net admins with certs out the butt who simply could not analyze problems and solve them. I think real world experience is vastly more important.

    When I was involved in the hiring process, I never ever cared about programmers' certifications (only a very low percentage of them even had certs). Instead, I looked at what they *did*. Also, I read the want ads quite a bit and I almost never see anyone asking for "certified" programmers.

    So, if you want to write code, don't waste your time with programming certifications. They really don't help you, especially if your interviews are conducted by coders.

    If you want to be in network administration, unfortunately it seems you need certs to get anywhere. Again, I disagree with the philosophy behind this, but that's the way it goes, I guess.

  99. your problem... by Transcendent · · Score: 1

    ...is that you chose computer science... not engineering.

  100. What about non-profits? by JWhitlock · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I don't have great job-seeking advice, except for the old maxim - tell everyone that you are looking for a job. I do mean everyone - relatives, friends, the college's job placement department, the mailman, the guy across from you when you are refilling your car. My mom found my first two jobs (she didn't want me hanging around the house all summer), and my wife found me my current job. The only job that I found for myself I didn't like that much, and didn't go back after the summer.

    With that out of the way, what about non-profits? Most of these need general computer assistance, but don't really know what to ask for. Someone with basic tech knowledge could make a real difference.

    In fact, if you like open source software, you could help the revolution along:

    1. Get a general tech job at a non-profit, hopefully one working with disadvantaged people with low educational skills
    2. Help convert old computers to Linux systems so that they can still be used to some capacity.
    3. Start modifying interfaces for the needs of co-workers and the people they help. Make a real-world usability lab that works!
    4. Become famous as the guy who put Linux on the desktop ("He made it so that even high-school dropouts could use it!")
    5. Spend the rest of your life sipping champagne and eating caviar with Linus.
    Now, isn't that more exciting than working with Cisco routers all day, Mr. CCIE?
  101. what about other post-grad options by cebe · · Score: 1

    I take it you're not broke. If you are considering a certification, I would assume you still have some money, or room for a bit more debt as they are not cheap. Rather than some certification that may or may not be a crap shoot, have you considered other post grad education options? A housemate I had at school last year just completed his BSc in CS last month. He's a very good coder, but knew he would not have much luck diving into the job market right now. SO instead, he opted for a bit more debt, and headed down to the states for some more school, specifically, a "gaming programming" program with a private school. He loves gaming, and wants to work for one of the big boys (such as dreamworks) He did a lot of research into the school and found it to be quite reputable in the industry.
    It seems you are willing to do just about anything as a job description, but perhaps what you need to do is a little soul searching, and narrow down your interests. There is a lot of schooling out there for specific careers that are only open to people who take that specific route.

    --
    You have paid for a total of 0 pages and so far 0 have been used up (0 today).
  102. CRN Salary Survey - 2001 data by emil · · Score: 2

    This was linked off Red Hat's site sometime back in the RHCE hype. This data is pretty old; I haven't seen them post any updates.

    I myself have an OCP; I would think Java would be more reasonable cert for a new grad.

    http://www.crn.com/sections/special/ssurvey/ssurve y01.asp?ArticleID=25726
  103. Learn ... by raxhonp · · Score: 1

    ... something (a langage, a product, a technology, whatever since you don't care) that companies are looking for. There are plenty of IT managers that are waiting for you, but you have to give them what they want.

  104. Go Freelance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I got an MS in Comp Sci and like you couldn't get a job for love nor money even though I too knew I could do what I was applying for (Java Development). I even had a well received and published MS thesis under my belt together with a contribution to an award winning project funded by the UK Post Office. How many interviews? Zip. Nada.

    I though fsck it, go freelance. So I set myself up as a "company" and worked freelance doing Internet work for about 18 months and built myself up a large client portfolio. Eventually I though I'd take a crack at the job market again. With my freelance experience (which I'm told looks good because it proves you can do stuff ON YOUR OWN) I landed an interview within a week of trying and got the job.

    Two years on I'm my job title is "senior systems engineer" and I travel all over the world working on various projects.

    Never under estimate the power of being self-employed.

    1. Re:Go Freelance... by jacobmarner · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I am totally baffled about this. I myself have a M.Sc. in CompSci and I have had no trouble at all getting a job (this was one month ago). During my education I was contacted several times by head hunters companies but turned them all down. I have had job scouts from US companies offering me jobs (and work permits)

      A few months ago I compiled a list of the 3 companies I most wanted as job at and sent 3 applications (there were no job postings!) and got a job offer from all three after the interviews - so I must say getting a job couldn't be easier.

      And it is the same with all my friends.

      It might be that this is in Denmark. Here a B.Sc. or shorter education will end in unemplyment but a Master from one of the good universities will certainly not. SO if you are in the UK then move over here we have a high shortage of highly skilled IT people.

    2. Re:Go Freelance... by enjo13 · · Score: 1

      You have a post-graduate degree... Traditionally this has not been a neccesity in the U.S., and if the system is working correctly I can't see why it should be.

      ALthough with the Job market the way it is (I recently conducted a fairly difficult job search after 2 months taking slightly less money than I'd really like) this might be a good time to spend some time in College.

      --
      Turn s60 photos into awesome videos with mScrapbook for all S60 3rd edition phones!
  105. Important Information - Please Read by emil · · Score: 2

    There is enough information in my previous post to warrant a plug here.

    Basically, IBM DB2 certification is free, and Oracle tests and materials are available for half price if you are in an academic program.

  106. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He obviously wasn't typing with his hands.

  107. Try an Internship... by ruby31sar · · Score: 1

    It is great that you have a degree and some experience. A good way to get your foot in the door is to ask for an internship. If the company likes what they see, they may hire you full time. When approaching a company that you want to work for, it would be hard for them turn down someone who wants to intern for them!
    MR

  108. What insurance company by yankeehack · · Score: 1

    are you using? Do you like them?

  109. Certs CAN help by Catskul · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Certs CAN and DO help. They leave your breath smelling minty fresh... Of course you can try brushing or mouthwash, but nothing is going to be a convienent as Certs.

    Of course you also asked which Certs.. I prefer to hire people who use Wintergreen (Artificially Flavored) and I would probably not hire someone using Cinnamon (Artificially Flavored). The other two Peppermint or Spearamint are a toss up, but if they make your breath better, go for it! What do you have to loose?

    Be Certain with Certs !

    --

    Im not here now... Im out KILLING pepperoni
    1. Re:Certs CAN help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *sigh* It appears that once again the moderators have no sense of humor and just moderate anything down. Lighten up, guys.

  110. My Opinion by FatherOfONe · · Score: 1

    If you are a programmer type.
    Java 2 Cert for Programmer.
    Java 2 Cert for Web Developer
    Java 2 Cert for Analyst
    Java 2 Cert for Arhitect.

    If you are a data guy.
    Get Oracle DBA Cert.

    If you are a LAN guy.
    Get MCSE AND RedHat Cert. I am a CNE, but not to many people wanting CNE's these days. Even though NetWare 6 looks great.
    Possibly look at the Cisco cert. I don't know much about that one.

    When I hire people I do look at these things, and to be honest when it comes down to two resume's that are similar, the one with the cert gets the nod. If anything it shows that the person is capable of completing something.

    Having said that, I need to get my act together and get my Java2 cert. :-)

    Now the downside....
    Programmers are moving to India fast. I don't think that this will be a long term hit, but it will hurt you in looking for programming jobs that are hiring now. In the long run there WILL be UNIONS to prevent this type of stuff, but it will take a while. I am not a fan of UNIONS, but I know that history repeats itself.

    DBA's - There are currently a lot of DBA's in the market now, and your competition will be tough, however you might have an edge if you get the newest Cert with some other i.e. Oracle 9i DBA AND RedHat. This would be a great combo, however it will take a LOT of work.

    SYSADMINS/LANGUYS - Like DBA's there are a LOT of these guys out of work, mostly because of all the consolodation and dot.com disaster. Your salary won't be what it could have been 3 years ago, but you will make a living. Your living might require you to be on call 24 X 7, and work an unreasonable amount of hours, but you should be able to find a job. Also you will probably get stuck on all the crappy jobs, so you better get use to dealing with email issues.

    All this said, you have two main options.
    1. Focus on one product/skill and hope that it is what employers are looking for.
    2. Get a broad skillset and hope that employers are willing to hire someone who isn't a perfect fit.

    Lastly when I graduated with a BS degree, and wanted a computer job in the late 80's, it was almost impossible to find a job for a white computer GUY. I had to take a job for $6.50 an hour, and start working my way up. I could have made more than that if I stayed at my old job pumping gas. You have to ask yourself, do you REALLY want to do this for a living. If so then you will make some sacrifices. I make a heck of a lot more than $6.50 an hour now.

    Steve Michael
    Network Architect
    smichael@netcapade.net

    --
    The more I learn about science, the more my faith in God increases.
  111. Go to grad school. by cfulmer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Now is absolutely not a good time for a recent grad to be looking for a job. This is especially true since every company that normally hires new-grads has likely already filled their positions. It is the end of May, after all.

    Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

    There are some things that you can do to help get a CS job -- you're on the right track, more/less with the idea of getting some more education. I don't think that the actual certification is worth much more than a statement of "I have some initiative," though. I certainly don't pay much attention to it when I interview candidates.

    As previously pointed out, it's a buyers market, and so those companies that do have jobs are going to have their choice of people. Frankly, the fact that you don't have a job now is a strike against getting one soon -- there's a hidden bias that says "Well, nobody's wanted him yet. Should I take a chance?"

    Things to do? Find a small handful of companies who have hired your friends, and who are either hiring now, or will be soon. Learn as much as you possibly can about the company and their products. That way, when you do get an interview, you'll be able to talk intelligently -- that, by itself, can wow them.

    Don't stay unemployed -- find something else to do related to your field. Write open-source software to create a name for yourself (and learn something in the process); go back to grad school and wait the job market out; Travel -- at least when they ask 'why is he still unemployed,' the answer can be 'he was backpacking across Europe', and not 'he was being turned down by 30 other companies.'

  112. Show that you have people skills by kantellopo · · Score: 1

    Certifications are a great way of learning what you want to do in the field, but most employers would rather see the experience that you've done it.

    For co-op jobs, most employers are looking for people who have good people skills, and work well with others. Be sure to mention any sports, frats, or other activities that you're involved with in your college on your résumé.
    If you get an interview, it is always good to bring a copy of your résumé; along with any work that you have done that may be related to the job. You also should definitely research the company before you go there for an interview; it will make you look like you're interested in their area.

    Many employers look for people with high GPA's. So keep studying, and keep your GPA up, don't waste time posting to /. when you have a big math exam tomorrow.

  113. Re:Certifications? Make mine two-ply. by symbolic · · Score: 2

    I was actually looking at the SAIR linux certification the other day. I can understand the rush to get certified by people who are just in it for the money, but for those are are interested in augmenting their knowledge because they WANT to be better at what they do, certification seems like a reasonable choice. I'm not so interested in what employers/clients are looking for, so much as I am in being effective at what I do. Why let the employer decide this for you?

  114. H1-B issue is a red herring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This opinion probably isn't too popular, but I don't think there is much to the "unfair" usage of H1-B foreign workers.

    There are a lot of frustrated, unemployed IT workers out there crying foul. Face it, we are still in a recession. Too many people are applying for too few jobs. The economy is slowly recovering, unfortunately many people have been unemployed or underemployed for months. There are a lot of frustrated IT workers still looking for jobs. The economic pendulum has swung back to the employer after almost a decade of out-of-whack salaries and unrealistic expectations. It's going to take a while for things to improve from the employee's perspective.

    I don't think it is fair to blame the fact that you are unemployed on the H1-B visa program. That program was ramped-up in a period of high IT labor demand. Not suprisingly, now that there are many qualified H1-B employees out there, some employers are using them to their advantage. Some would argue abusing it to their advantage.

    The H1-B program is an easy target, especially after the terrorist attacks in the United States. It has become a real "hot button" issue. Sure, there is a pool of talented H1-B workers who are willing to make a lower salary than American workers. But, I refuse to believe that a substantial number of unemployed IT workers are out of work solely due to the H1-B program. When the economy picks up again, we'll all see that the H1-B program is a non issue.

  115. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by FatherOfONe · · Score: 1

    So I guess that when you go to a doctor you don't care if he/she is certified.

    Hell, if he has 20 years experience then he must be good!

    --
    The more I learn about science, the more my faith in God increases.
  116. I don't have certs, and I love my job. by amembrane · · Score: 1
    --
    They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
  117. SAP? by dazdaz · · Score: 1

    If you can stand it, there are lots of SAP positions going worldwide, and the salaries are generally the highest in the industry.

    1. Re:SAP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep quiet, man. We don't want the word to get out.....

      A Sapper ($120 p/hour)

  118. Sometimes proving yourself won't keep you in a job by yzquxnet · · Score: 2

    I've seen on countless occassions, more so since the job market is tight, that when it came down to deciding who was to stay or who was to go, the final decision wasn't based on job term, certifications, or whether you were a good brown-noser, but was made based on the fact of who had a 4 yr college degree. Employers are finding out that 2 year tech doesn't mean shit. Sure, you may be able to program pretty well. But for most, that is all you can do. Verbal and Written communication is severely lacking from people who 'educate themselves and 2 year techs'. From a managment perspective a person with a 4 yr degree is well rounded and would be better at adapting to change. As harsh as it may seem, it happens all the time. Many good workers are let go because they don't have the paper to back them up.

  119. Volunteer work as an option? by Neumann · · Score: 1

    Hey, if you arent working right now, I have never seen anyone go wrong by volunteering those handy tech skills to a needy organisation. It gets you both experience and contacts. It also keeps your skills sharp.

  120. It's not what you know.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many times do we need to answer these types of questions from newly graduated kids who thought their little papers amount to a hill of beans?

    1) It's all about the brown. If you think homosexuals are those funnily dressed people who go on parade once a year, think again: the job market is an extension of the homosexual life-style. You have to lick, suck and ass fuck your way to the middle. This is just what you have to do not to lose your job.

    2) As a further extension of man-to-man contact, you will have to learn to play golf and hang out at your boss's cottage on the weekeneds.

    3) Suck up and touch each other a lot, more man-to-man contact.

    Or become a professional student, stay in university till you're about, oh, 55 or so.

  121. Volunteer your skills by dnight · · Score: 1

    You can hone your skills, get some real-world experience, not to mention some excellent references if you volunteer some of your time working for a non-profit company.

    It's not big bucks at first, but it's definitely going to be a plus to put on a resume. "Volunteered systems administration services (or whatever) for 'Homes for Puppies'"... that line will get you in if you're interviewed by a dog lover. You get the idea.

  122. Be useful. by WickedLogic · · Score: 1

    degree's and cert's don't mean a thing if you are useless.

    If you are useful then degree and certs will document how useful you might be.

    Write software that showcases your skills and SOLVES problems.

    I have no degree, dropped out of college after 2 weeks, no certs either... but solved people's problems and often before they knew they where problems.

    Show them that you can hack your way out of a box and do it without anyone knowing and without being prompted, and all of this to their benefit. You will NEVER be without a job. If you want to get hired give them the solutions to problems they haven't yet realized.

  123. Here's all the cert you need: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    http://www.mcdonalds.com/corporate/careers/hambuni v/index.html
    1. When the Real World comes a-knocking, the burgers start a-flipping. As usual, remove the space in the URL. What's with this fucked up code on /. anyways?
  124. Sometimes, Certifications are a requirement. by TheLinuxWarrior · · Score: 1
    I want to echo the statement of another poster, then go one better.

    The certifications are what help you get your foot in the door. In many cases, the HR people that are advertising for, or seeking the skilled professionals, have no real knowledge of what this person should know, so keywords like MCSE, CCNP, MCSD, and RHCE in your resume, and on your Dice/Monster/InsertFavJobSiteHere page are extremely helpful in getting the calls and emails to get that initial interview.

    Additionally, in some cases, an appropriate certification commensurate with your position is required. I would not have the job that I currently hold, if I didn't posses an MCSE. The pharma company I work for uses certs as a tool to show the FDA that appropriately trained and certified personnel are running the systems on site. Now that I have started working on Sun workstations and servers there, I have to go get certified so that my training record reflects that "I am qualified to fulfill the duties of my position".

    Bottom line, choose whatever you enjoy more, networking, Windows SA, UNIX SA, development, whatever...then get a cert appropriate for the positions you'll be seeking.

    That's just my $.02 cents...hope it helps.

  125. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Bouncings · · Score: 2
    If you can not code, design a database (500+ tables) or build a network (1000+ seats in multiple locations) then you are an operator.
    First of all, no databases are 500+ tables. I'm serious. There aren't databases that big out there in real world applications. If you are getting pasta few dozen, you need to start using table domains and if you get to hundreds of tables, you need to look at what you're doing wrong.

    And what if you are working for a company of 100 people? You need to design a network of 1000+ seats to be a "designer?" If I'm the only computer tech for a company of 25, am I a lowly "operator" even though there's no designer?

    Sounds to me you're referring to consultants vs. implementors. The consultants say "you should build a faster car" and the implmementors do the REAL work of figuring out how.

    --
    -- Ken Kinder ken@_nospam_kenkinder.com http://kenkinder.com/
  126. Sorry I can't help .. but by stevey · · Score: 1

    Sorry I can't help you out here; but I do have a funny anecdote to, maybe, make you smile...

    I recently was looking for a job; and I updated my CV to say 'decorative around the office'. Maybe it was a coincidence, maybe not .. but I did get a job that week ;)

    After all looking for a job is all about pimping yourself out, and touting your wares, right?

  127. Depends what you want... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to make decent money...well, I'm a IT manager making six figures with nothing more than a CE bachelors degree and eight years of experience, so it's not really necessary. If you want to point at a bunch of initials and so "ooh! ooh! look what *i* can do!" without actually doing anything, then fork over that money and sign up today!

  128. Computer Science or Information Systems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm currently trying to decide which major to pick. My current goal is to be a system or network administrator. In my school Information Systems is more business oriented and is much easier, while Computer Science focuses more on programming and theory. Which major would be the best choice for me?

  129. You've gotta watch it by BluedemonX · · Score: 2

    Or soon, the contract will be over.

    You know, that thing where we're all exhorted to spend, spend, spend, keep the economy moving... but strangely enough, they keep laying people off, refusing to hire, etc etc etc.

    Eventually, people are just going to get sick of spending just to give money to those Enron CEO types who'll just hoard it.

    Woe betide the USA when consumers eventually give up trying to spend the economy back into employment.

    --

    --- Jump!! Fire!! Bullet time!! - Lego version of the Matrix
  130. Competition...400-600 folks just like you by mmuskratt · · Score: 1

    Regardless of your certifications and experience, the big thing you'll face is competition...lots of it. I am not a firm believer in certifications or education in Computer Science. A degree means everything and nothing at the same time. In fact, getting certification in something might pigeonhole you into a specified salary range and a boring job. Regardless of your qualifications, and even experience, you can expect to be in the hunt for jobs with at least 400 other applicants. I spent 4 months looking for work, I have 6 years of IT experience ranging from small to medium sized companies, and cut my teeth in startups...even though I got my degree in Psychology (again, to have a degree is good, but it isn't really going to be the deciding factor in a job). I finally landed a job, fortunately for the same salary as I was making, but not with the same title or responsibilities as before...oh well, that can be good (I think so) or bad (possible future employers might think so).

    In a nutshell, don't focus so much on your certifications, rather, focus on your communications skills. Develop relationships with people as quickly as possible, and get your foot in as many doors as is possible, even if it means walking in and putting a resume in someone's hands (preferably the hiring manager). Also realize that the person who is filtering through your resumes probably doesn't know a thing about IT, and will only be focusing on a few select skills that the hiring manager is asking for...

    --
    man rtfm
  131. I WAS in good shape.... by ewwhite · · Score: 1
    ...until I was laid-off 2 months ago. I just graduated with a CS degree last week, and I'm so screwed. I worked in data warehousing and business intelligence at my old firm (Kraft Foods). Then came the shareholder-influenced mass-layoffs....

    Unfortunately, I was let-go before I was able to complete my Oracle DBA track certification (those damn exams are expensive....and I don't even have a database to practice on anymore). So now, I don't have any leads.

    I have a decent resume: .PDF or Word
    But I feel like the 900+ resumes/cover letters I've sent since March are not reaching real people...

    In addition, I see the same jobs being posted over and over. I know there are qualified people to fill these positions.... is this all a charade?

    --
    Edmund White
    http://flickr.com/ewwhite
    1. Re:I WAS in good shape.... by Anonymous+Squonk · · Score: 1
      That's a pretty huge resume you've got there. I always try to keep mine to only one page, no matter how much stuff I want to put on there. Your resume is only supposed to get you an interview, not a job, so you don't have to cram it full of every single piece of information about yourself. You just need to make all the important parts stand out, so you don't overwhelm the poor drone who screens 40 or 50 of these a day, and instead make him think "I'd like to know more about this person..."

      Then all you need to do is ace your interview, and you're in like Flynn.

    2. Re:I WAS in good shape.... by ewwhite · · Score: 1

      Good idea. I'll go back to the one-page format.

      --
      Edmund White
      http://flickr.com/ewwhite
    3. Re:I WAS in good shape.... by Anonymous+Squonk · · Score: 1

      In the interest of further condensing resumes, I've always thought that the "Objective" section was unnecessary. If you're sending a cover letter, your objective is already much more coherently spelled out there. If you're not, then the person reading your resume is free to match you up with whatever position he/she has that fits your qualifications, not just what you have limited it to in your Objective section.

      I think you can replace your 20-30 bullet lines with about four or five lines summarizing all the technologies you have experience in, and then just list your places of employment as a footnote (unless you've worked at a huge name company, where you've worked in the past really isn't that important for a resume) You can talk about the context of your qualifications more in depth at your interview.

      Finally, if you must have a "References" field (although I find that unnecessary as well), a simple "Available upon request" does the trick. I think there are few people who will actually call those references before interviewing you, and you are free to give them to your interviewer at that point.

  132. Consider other options..... by Behlo · · Score: 1

    Whenever the economy takes a downturn, it is wise to broaden your employment options by broadening your possible careers. While the glitz and glamour of working 40 hours a week on building Linux clusters is great, there are only a few of those positions available. Since the job market is in a downswing for programmers, possibly check out other arenas of employment. For example, the educational market is in desparate need for individuals with a technical background to teach math and science classes. While it may not be exactly what you want to do, it will provide you with experience, those greatly appreciated communication skills, and diversity in your resume. If education is not your bag, why not consider doing something with government or nonprofit organizations? Since the tech boom of a few years back, the need for individuals with computer skills in government jobs has skyrocketed. But most programmers have shied away from the lower-than-corporate salaries, but there are amazing oppotunities to work on some incredible projects for the government. If you have an international penchant, you could even sign up for the Peace Corps, or look into becoming an Information Management Specialist for the U.S. State Department or Foreign Service. I know that the Peace Corps is in search of individuals who can implement information technology programs aborad, and a two year committment to this program would wow them at your next job interview.

  133. Networking (the people kind) by streak · · Score: 1

    What got me a job was networking.
    I had some friends of mine who worked at a couple companies that I was interested in, which enabled me to get interviews there, and eventually an offer from one of them.
    In this kind of market, networking goes a long way.
    You should contact the people who you co-oped with and see if they know of anyone who is looking for help.

  134. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by indy_ace · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately you can not read. He is at the same point that we all started with a degree and little to no experience. The best advice that I ever got was to consider the job search as job where you are marketing yourself and your skills. You need to use every avenue that is available that has been mentioned in all of these replies and don't get discouraged, I came out of college at a time just like this and it took me four months to land my first job. The best place to start is doing research on the companies where you like to work to find out about there background and opportunities. The jobs generally go to the individuals who stand out from the others and your way to stand out right now is to know more about the companies you're dealing with than the other guys. Get excited about working a a particular company and pursue them. If you know someone in the company use to find out who to talk to about a position in IT. Let everyone you know know that you are looking, what you are looking for and what your background is so that you network. Post your resume on all the computer job site starting with DICE and Monster. It is a buyers market, but there are jobs out there you just have to find them. To the gentleman who thinks he know so much about job categories being broken down into operators and designers. Open your eyes, it is broken down into more areas than that and I have worked in every segment of it and wherever you are you need to have a programming background to continue to grow with the market. Operations isn't just operators, it includes DBAs, HelpDesk, Network engineers, Tech Support, System Administration, etc.... Certification can be important once you find what area you want to work.

  135. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Cyno · · Score: 1

    In that case I'm a consultant because I always say how they should fix those windows boxes, but I can't for the life of me figure out how.

  136. Not just graduates... by Foz · · Score: 1

    There's a LOT of technical professionals out of work right now, suffering from the dot com crash. It's not just recent graduates, so you have to realize that your 2 years of coop experience and 4 year degree is competing with some engineer who's been laid off from Sun and has 10 or more years experience directly in the trenches.

    Not only are you competing against people who are a lot more senior in the field, you are competing for a very limited number of positions at this time, since the work force far outstrips the available jobs. I myself have been looking for work since being laid off from Sun last november, and have been lucky to even get RESPONSES to my resumes let alone interviews, and I'm a very experienced, very savvy ex Sun engineer with a lot of interesting projects and accomplishments on my resume... yet I now find myself applying for very junior jobs at a third of my old salary just because unemployment only lasts so long... and then I get that weird look from the hiring manager and the inevitable question "why are YOU applying for this job". Of course they won't hire me because they're worried I'll flee back to a more lucrative job once the economy recovers.

    All I can say is that you need to make yourself stand out. I've discovered pursuing job leads via email is a dead end, use snail mail and personal appearances. Leverage your networking skills (people networking, not TCP/IP). Meet people face to face, press the flesh, and don't give up. It's a HARD economy for us geeks out there right now.

    Also, don't overlook the benefit to volunteering your time doing things you enjoy. Not only does it give back to the community and make you feel good, but it gives you a chance to meet even more people and who knows, one of those people might know someone who's looking for someone just like you.

    -- Gary F.

  137. No interviews??? by neilb78 · · Score: 1

    Not a single one...hummm... I'm just wondering.... have you ever thought maybe you just don't know what the fuck you're doing. Maybe you're no good at computer stuff. Maybe you can't write a good resume or cover letter.

    I don't mean to be so negative, but sometimes you have to step back and look at reality.

    Go see a headhunter...they get you a job somewhere. It may suck, but money is money, eh?

    --
    © 2004 The SCO Group, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
  138. Enough of this crap by bryan1945 · · Score: 2

    Ok, degrees are good. Certifications are good (except for MS certs, they are the equivalent of memorizing the state capitals). But spouting all kinds of letters at any HR or IT person is just that- spouting. If you have a Novell cert and have no Novell experience, guess what, no impact.

    Base point- don't bother getting a cert in something you have no experience in or have no near-term expectation of getting experience in.

    I once interviewed a guy who just got his MCSE and came to our job fair. When he didn't fit any of our offerings (IA, networking, RF), he said he would take a janitor's job if available!

    Face it kiddies, the dot boom is gone, and you may just have to work a little bit to get a good job. By good job I mean something besides being a 8-5 drone.

    --
    Vote monkeys into Congress. They are cheaper and more trustworthy.
  139. Resume Checking by sysjkb · · Score: 3, Informative

    Speaking as someone who has been involved in hiring in the IT area, please have someone check your resume! The quality of resumes I've reviewed, even from the ostensibly english speaking, has been dreadful. I'm not just referring to por speling and; gramatical misteaks, but logical construction and effective use of the language are sorely lacking.

    If you don't have any friends involved in the hiring process who can take a look at your resume and cover letter, at least have some of your more verbally able classmates go over them. Your college's career center may also be of help.

    Yours truly,
    Jeffrey Boulier

    1. Re:Resume Checking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Otherwise if you dont have access to that... then the $100-$200 for a resume pro to look over and redo it is well worth it. The good ones will never use the same "template" twice and give everyone a unique feel. They do this for a living and most are ex-human resources managers and such with a background in the english lang.

    2. Re:Resume Checking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      >The quality of resumes I've reviewed, even from the ostensibly english speaking, has been dreadful. I'm not just referring to por speling and; gramatical misteaks, but logical construction and effective use of the language are sorely lacking.

      The typical American college graduate is barely literate, in the functional sense of the word. Those who were educated in places like India and Taiwan are usually far ahead.

      If you are a college student, take as many English and math courses as you can, and work HARD on them. These are the only things that will still be of value to you in twenty years. If you are a recent graduate who is looking for work, get help with your English. You almost surely need it.

      Remember, there is no point in having a brilliant idea if you can't communicate it clearly to others.

  140. when it comes down to it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you go for a job with similiar creds and experience as someone else, and they like you both... it may just come down to the fact that the other person has that X certification. It doesnt hurt to get them.

  141. Don't listen to these people, Certs do help. by Neck_of_the_Woods · · Score: 2

    Lets get one thing straight. They do help, and anyone that tells you they don't is either jealous or bent 3 ways to sunday because they know someone that has one that is a fool. Well guess that goes with anything. No one remembers the MCSE/CCA/CCNA/Inet+ guy that knew his shit. They only remember the one that asked them what a managed switch was. Here is the skinny. Certifications are good for 2 things. #1 they are resume fodder, period end of story. They don't show you "know your stuff" but they do show you took the time, the effort, and at least have the ability to absorb it. We hired a SysAdmin last month and I can tell you anyone without at least and MCSE did not even get a call. Why? Because we had people with 8+ years exp on NT, 4+ on unix, and large network with Certs across the board. So if you think they don't matter your clueless. They do matter in getting your foot in the door, believe it. I am talking at a shop with over 20 international locations, and 300 plus nt servers. There is no way we are going to even see someone if they did not take the time to pull a MCSE out of their hat. Second, if gives you a broad base to pull from in and experience world you know what you have touched, period. You don't know anything about anything you have not seen or worked on. Granted you might be able to do it, that is fine but how do I know that. The certs at least give you a baseline of knowledge as low as it may be and lets us know you put some time in and stuck with something.

    For everyone that did not have an MSCE we just flung in the bit bucket, sorry but that is the ropes bud, and if it is easy to get... roll out and get one. So you can get it easy you say, well put some time in and do it. You don't want to because it is worth nothing? Fine we don't want you working here. Pretty simple. We don't hire people without them because to us it is like asking if you have a high school diploma. MCSE/CCNA is the bottom line that we look for, not the clincher.

    My advice, get a helpdesk job. Prove your skills, hone them for 30k a year and put some exp under your belt and crank out the certs on the side before you get out of your study habbits. Before long you will see the light that you are searching for, but there is no easy road. Microsoft might not be the way, cisco might not be the way, but get out there and give it some time. People telling you a cert is not good most of the time don't have one. People that tell you a college degree is worthless most of the time don't have one. Trust me when I tell you that they are both important and are just part of what you need to land that job.

    Experience, Degree, Certs, and for god sakes a nice suit are all things that will help. Network in your helpdesk job, you will see things drop in your lap when the time is right.

    Good luck.

    --
    Neck_of_the_Woods
    #/usr/local/surf/glassy/overhead
  142. Time to break out the abestos suit by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    I'm a consultant (hiss, boo), and we and our clients place more emphasis on degrees than on certs, unless the person has proven experience in that field. As long as you don't use certs as a gimmick, then they are ok, but too many people have used them in the past just to get the letters.

    In IT, there is only one rule- know what you claim to know. If you don't know it, be honest and say you don't but you will learn it, and you are willingly to put in extra hours to learn it. (But only say that if you are willing to actually do that) That's how I got my job- I didn't know the stuff they wanted (I was straight out of college), but I seriously said I would learn whatever they wanted, and I did.

    End statement- no longer is there a shortcut to quick bucks now, you may actually have to work now.

    --
    Vote monkeys into Congress. They are cheaper and more trustworthy.
  143. This may be an option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You say your having problems finding a Job. This is how i got a good position as a Sr. Systems Analyst. I was poor and only had construction experience and didn't see a bright future. So, i went into the Navy and was trained as a hardware technician (basic and advanced electronics). While in the Navy I had the opportunity to learn unix and become a sysadmin as well. When i got out in 1998 i went into a company as a hardware tech/sys admin and moved up from there.

    With your Degree you can apply for Officer Training and become an officer in a tech field (i would suggest the Air Force, better Officer tech programs) and do a minimum of 4 to 6 years and get out and possibly be a Junior Exec. But of course this may not be in your Career progression desires. Just a thought. It is a Job that pays.

    Regards.

  144. Certs are non-bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see lots of "Certs are no good!" complaints. Give me a tissue please, I'm all out.

    Let's say an employer has had all the interviews he /she can take for the week, Friday night 7pm, 2 resumes sitting on desk. Both with same amount of experience, same required salary, same risk, etc...

    But one has a relevant cert and the other does not. My guess is that unless the hirer has a personal favorite already, the cert will get picked up and the other tossed to the trash bin.

    The postings here seem to intimate that owning a cert is a brand of inexperience. Another way to look at it is does having a cert damage one's reputation or experience in some way ?

    Given that certs cost money (some of them cost lots!) does this really just make a divide between the haves and have-nots ? i.e., I wouldn't have been able to get a cert if I had not been hired into IT first.

  145. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

    Someone has never played with SAP R/3, it would appear.

    180some tables, and this one isn't all that big. About 4-8 of the tables have roughly 30 million records each. The majority of the others have several thousand records, few are truly small. I'm told, that this is far from being the largest SAP database out there, and I get the distinct impression that my coworker means something along the lines of "twice, even three times as big as ours".

    Ah, the frustrations of being a lowly little helpdesk ijit. *frown*

    Me, I would think I'd call those "database admins" and network architect, respectively.

  146. My method by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

    Don't waste your time looking for a Computer Science job right now. You overlook those positions that will pay you the money you need while you look for your niche job.

    I got my job through the back way. I started out as a receptionist, of all things. The position demonstrated that I had massive communication skills. I got to know the CEO, all of the VP's, and all of the managers of all of the branches. Then I caught the attention of the IT director.

    I sent him my resume', it was sparse but he didn't care. I haven't even finished college, I have no certifications, but I know patience. It took time, working in a hellhole in front of a call-monitor. The IT director would walk by, I'd talk to him about technical things and he'd quiz me on miscellaneous things. We developed a good working relationship before he even hired me.

    He hired me at a rate that was significantly lower than what the work I did usually earned. I didn't care, because my foot was in the door. I spent time with the department, I went out of my way to do things. I got noticed by the other higher-ups. They were pleasantly surprised that this talkative kid that sat behind the call-monitor was actually a really good computer-nerd.

    I was given salary this year. I still have no certifications. There are few certifications that I actually respect. To me, the best certification is that Lamb's Skin you get after 4 years of dedicated work. To me, the best way to utilize it is by being patient, having humility, and looking for any oppurtunity of getting your foot in the door.

    --
    You need to restart your computer. Hold down the Power button for several seconds or press the Restart button.
  147. You're focusing on the wrong thing by LostSinner · · Score: 2, Informative
    My certifications didn't land my my current job (i didn't have any when i started). neither did my college degree (i don't have that, either). what landed me the job (manufacturing systems consultant) was something a little harder to get: Experience. now, you have to get a job to get experience, right? here's my suggestion:

    find a small company that doesn't have an in-house IT guy/department. if you live close to a large city, manufacturing plants are about your best bet. now, this part is important: walk in and present them with your resume. don't just mail it. explain to them that you have the skills and that you want to apply them. offer to be their IT guy, whether it be full or part time. explain to them why an in-house IT guy is better to have than outsourcing it (better system design, more homogenous setup, not having to call outside for help, etc.). most plants will be open to this. offer to do it for a low salary (yeah, it's not what you think you're worth, but it's better than what you're making now). use that as your jumping off point when you move onto your next job.

    i did that when i was 16, and it's what helped me get to my current job. trust me, if you can swallow your pride, it will work.

  148. Try being specialized by kberg108 · · Score: 0

    "Whether I work as programmer, sys admin or something else isn't an issue"

    It may seem like an asset to be good at a lot of different IT tasks but the fact remains that you are probably applying for a specific job try focusing your efforts into one area of your knowledge. Also you have to remember there is a top of competition out thier. I am trying to hire a web developer and I am getting resumes from ex CTO's of start up's asking for less money than I make. So don't be discouraged by the lack of response it's not just happening to those getting out of college. oh yeah also remember that employers that hire people because they have certain certifications have no clue what they need from an employee that's why they are asking for the cert :)

    --
    I like things that are sweet and not things that are lame. --
  149. Get your DC by dr_eaerth · · Score: 1

    Get your Death Certification. In other words, kill yourself.

    Go ahead, read all the comments. You'll see the same thing that I found out from experience. No one cares about your education. No one cares about certifications. They want to know if you can THINK.

    Unfortunately, managers are not able to tell a good thinker any more than desert hyenas can tell a good ice skater, so they substitute experience. Two years of experience isn't enough. You'd have a tough time with four years or more in this economy, but below that, you have 0% chance.

    "Working in IT is a tax on people poor at math."

    You can't get more experience, since no one will hire you. Like I said, the best thing for anyone new to IT is to get their DC. It doesn't take a lot of money for fees, study guides, or classes, and if you fail the first time, you can try again as many times as you need to.

    Just hope there's no afterlife. Dying and waking up somewhere else is like getting your MCSE and applying to Be.

  150. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by jonbrewer · · Score: 2
    First of all, no databases are 500+ tables. I'm serious. There aren't databases that big out there in real world applications. If you are getting pasta few dozen, you need to start using table domains and if you get to hundreds of tables, you need to look at what you're doing wrong.
    I need but one word to dispute your claim: PeopleSoft.
  151. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Cnik70 · · Score: 0

    I was just about to say that! SAP/R3 is LOADED with more tables than you can imagine.

    --
    -Cnik
  152. BAD Timing by greymond · · Score: 1

    sorry kido - anyone who has any type of IT/CS job in the bay area right now barely servived the layoffs going around. so basically your shit out of luck because no one can afford/is looking to hire new people in that industry - if your serious about continuing on the path you have chosen - then my advice would be to move to penn. since they are just starting there "tech boom" and hiring a lot of IT/CS people and maybe in a couple years new york will be hiring once they get there buildings put back together and need to fill them with people. (no offense to 9/11 tender hearts)

  153. From a HR staffer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets face it, the excesses of the last few years created an artificially high salary expectation for many of the "IT professionals" out there.

    The tables have turned and the interchangeable, marginally skilled, wet-behind the ears coder-gods out of college are on the cheap now.

    We look for people who are basically irreplaceable and strategic to our business support functions. We are not a development house, we need IT to keep our corporate machine running.

    My advice to you if you need a job bad. go where the jobs are.

    Most people refuse to move to places like Cleveland, Des Moines, Memphis, St. Louis. Crikey, there's tons of jobs out there that need filling, that an H1B could still get.

    Sure you don't get the studio apartment on the upper east side with a doorman and water-view but then again, you can own 2 cars, a house and a dog and eat in the same month out there.

    There's jobs out there, don't go looking to Monster, or even the paper, go to user group meetings, vendor meetings etc. network with your collegiate friends, call everybody you know and tell them to look out for you.

    Lastly, go do some non-profit work, why not.. you're twiddling your thumbs waiting for the phone to ring, do some good. You ain't gonna do it when you're employed, checking your 401k value every 2 hours.

    Good luck.

    p.s. I think alot of IT geeks are spoiled prima-donna's who don't deserve those high salaries with a crap 4 yr degree in CS. I prefer guys with degrees in Math or Engineering who can code well, at least they are equipped to think in a different discipline to solve problems.

    p.p.s. not all of you, just some egotistical IT freaks I know. Some of you are decent, hard working, punctual, civilized human beings.

    very bitter HR manager - IT personnel costs almost killed us 3 years ago.

  154. I haven't seen anyone answer the question yet by uugabuuga · · Score: 1

    So I'll probably side step it as well. OK, maybe just a few rants...

    More than your lack of certifications, (and although most slashdotters will probably have kittens at this statement) your problem is your degree. I should preface this by saying that I have a degree and change in a natural science, and that I was only a few units short of C-Sci degree. But in my little corner of the world, a C-Sci degree on the resume is a direct ticket into the trashcan. Sorry folks, rant all you want, but that's the way it is in almost every company I have worked with and for. We even give an MIS degree more weight (just enough to read it first and laugh before we toss it in the trash, in contrast to the direct route). Our company is 20% IT, and 50% of them are "programmers" (and we're currently trying to hire more). Of that lot, there are only two of us who have *any* type of degree, although we both put ourselves through school doing the work (and neither of us are "programmers")

    If guidance counselors knew the first thing about the real world and the job market, they wouldn't still be crappy guidance counselors. I used to work at the University, I know what goes on there. I spent my time in the C-Sci department, although admittedly I did sleep through most of it. But a C-Sci degree teaches you only one thing, how to survive in the academic computer world. Now there may be schools out there with decent departments that graduate cluefull students. In fact, I must infer that they exist. It's just that I've never seen one, nor met anyone so blessed. But learning the ins and outs of the Minix kernel means jack when accounting wants a custom module to track the new 401k deferrals, or the boss wants to merge the shipping and sales applications, and sell online.

    Most college grads don't want to hear this. The guidance folks and the industry reps (a la MS) have been sitting around, passing the hashpipe and telling you all that as soon as you graduate you'll make six figures and get eight months vacation. WRONG! You have to start at the bottom and work your way up. While I understand that the American dream is a shortcut to wealth and prosperity, you need to wake up. Some of us put at least a decade into crummy jobs. I get punks in here all the time who want my job without working for it.

    Forget wasting time on certifications. And since you've already wasted four or more years in the chair at school, you're four years behind. Go out and get a job, any job, that pays anything. Some of us didn't own cars when we started, lived in the ghetto, and ate potato(e)s. If in five years you still can't manage to find a decent job, then come and cry to slashdot about how unfair life is.

    I'm sure there'll be several people exagerating their accomplishments and saying "not so, I got X job right out of school." To them I say, "Congratulations, I hope you appreciate it. Consider yourself lucky."

    With the economy doing the slow spiral down the bowl, geeks are a dime a dozen. Heck, I feel bad for the last guy we hired. He relocated from Houston to get the job, and he gets paid *half* what I do. Dude works in a gas station to augment his income! Right now is pretty much the time that the pointy haired ones are bending the IT folks over the desks in the NOC. It's all in the timing, and unfortunately, yours sucks.

    Sorry dude. Wish there was better news. But if I had the ultimate control over time and space to grant all graduates great jobs, I sure as hell wouldn't be sitting around wanking on slashdot...

    --
    UugaBuuga .sig permission denied
  155. Coop? by cheekymatt · · Score: 1

    Mate, you've had 2 years of coop experience. If you're like me and do 4 or 8 month coop terms, that means you've had between 3 and 6 jobs in the industry already - are NONE of those companies willing to hire you back? That's the goal of coop!

  156. letters and resume submissions by Filthysock · · Score: 0

    Obviously your resumes aren't written well enough. A smartly written resume can get you a interview without ANY qualifications or experience. I got 4 interviews and got offerred all 4 jobs based on three things. A KILLER resume. A portfolio (show 2 or 3 programs, and you are miles ahead of everyone else) A great interview (a whole different subject) Notice the total lack of emphasis on qualifications? You do not need them to get a job. btw, don't use internet job searches, look in the local paper for the really small ads from smaller companies, that way you can get interviews with the bosses not some HR drone.

  157. 500 tables in a database is not unheard of... by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 2

    I work with a database that has, as of now, 926 tables.

    500 tables is NOT a lot for an enterprise database.

    --
    Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
  158. Those who cant do.... teach. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your post didnt say what field you are looking for work in but as a web developer (not designer) credentials and certifications mean nothing.

    It all comes down to the fact that the people who are teaching these certifications all use the same style. Objective, grade, tests and evaluation.

    I have yet to see a meaningful certification where a person takes a little bit of theory and is then assigned to a project to figgure out how it really works when you're trying to accomplish a task.

    The problem is without experience you dont know jack about programming. You could do 5 doctorates in various cs fields but you still wouldnt know anything about real world programming.

    This is especially true in windows programming where different os versions and dll levels mean everything. and im not even going to get into cross-browser scripting.

    So whats the answer... What will make you money in the smallest timeframe... the answer, start a company. Theres a ton of money out there that will PAY YOU to start a company and you need not interview for it. There are available grants from everyone and their dog for small businesses.

    This way you get experience and money (allbeit not a lot right away) and you'll make contacts galore so if your business goes under you have like 50 professional contacts to fall back on.

  159. At the top of your college class?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and you can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're" or "alot" and "a lot"?

    That is sick. I really hope you don't get hired until you clean up your communication skills.

  160. RE: What I look for by axafg00b · · Score: 1

    I am on two sides of this topic. On one hand, when I wanted to move away from my last job in a state university IT department, I found I needed to have a cert (CCNA in my case) just to get an interview. Now that I have the job, a cert is fine depending on how old it is, but I like to see the actual experience. I have an engineer working for me who is a Cert King, but I am still leery of having him handle anything more complex than programming a data switch. He has been in situations where his previous certs (Master CNE, MCSE, CCNA/DA) should have helped, but he still asks basic questions that he should already know.

    Get the experience, and leaven with certs wisely. Cisco is still the best for networking, and Microsoft has some good points for desktop/NT/Windows. The college degree did not go for naught since you gained a good base in problem solving (I hope!) that is more important than the certs.

    --
    I think, therefore I am - Rene Descartes; I yam what I yam, an' that's what I yam - Popeye
  161. Programmers to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I think this whole outsourcing trend really underscores the value of cheap coders. If a country like India can churn out tens of thousands of cheap C++/Java coders, how hard can it be to teach the rudimentary stuff?

    When you commoditize something like this, its time for US programmers to see the writing on the wall and differentiate themselves.

    Time for *more* education, maybe a MS in biochem + comp-sci to push you into the burgeoning biotech industry?

    The valuable IT employees we have are the ones that *understand* our business and not their server schematics.

    My counterparts on wall street love the quant guys who know physics and math, but also code.

    I think programming/developing is headed to a interdisciplinary level. If you are IT professional who knows the shipping logisitics and difficult theoretical scheduling algorithms, i'd take you over Joe New Delhi.

  162. JOB HUNTING A WASTE OF TIME..TRAVEL EUROPE INSTEAD by takochan · · Score: 1

    Recessions suck.. totally..

    I graduated in the last recession. I had a tech degree and an MBA from a top school, good grades..etc..

    After sending out something like 1000 resumes, I got a job offer. It was for something like $20K/
    year. I recounted this story a couple years ago
    during the dot.boom and people had already forgot
    the last recession, and thought that I must have
    been a total retard to not have gotten 50 job
    offers upon graduation without any effort...

    ..reality bites..

    My advice from this experience would be that
    looking for jobs during recessions is not worth
    the effort if it can be possibly avoided/postponed.

    Because even if you do find a job, you will be
    at a lowball salary rate, and probably wrong job
    for your career path, and then will have a dog
    of a time switching back to the right stream
    /salary later when things get better.

    Instead, take this opportunity to go to grad
    school, or travel around the world, if you have
    /can borrow the money. In a few years, things
    will turn around again (provided they get rid of
    the H1Bs out of the country who are sucking the
    jobs away), and it will be easy to get a good
    job with good pay, and the extra study/travel
    is something you probably wont get the chance to
    to again after your career starts..

  163. Two Words by The+Cat · · Score: 2

    "Guaranteed Contract"

    Management wants to have all the choices. Sorry. Those choices shouldn't be free.

    "If you want this hard-won knowledge applied to your product, this employee wants a two-year guaranteed contract. If your company fails to keep him/her employed during that time, you will still be obligated to pay their salary."

    If they balk, then they probably planned on laying people off early. If they REALLY planned to fulfill even the most minimal obligation to an employee, they should sign without hesitation.

    They'll balk. Therefore, it doesn't make any difference what certifications someone has.

    If they don't balk, it should at least shut down most of the "I feel like it" layoffs.

  164. Read the context by ryman · · Score: 1

    Gotta love knee-jerk reactions, as they seem to be the majority of /. posts. I'm the first to admit that the usual grammar/spelling/punctuation corrections serve only as personal attacks distracting from the issue at hand, but if you had taken the time to actually think about the post, you would realize that this one is completely relevant and called-for. One has to call into question the thinking processes of someone who would completely miss the irony of the original post. Here's a hint: read, think, understand, then post.

    --
    "We are far too easily pleased." --C.S. Lewis
  165. This is really depressing me... by Anomie-ous+Cow-ard · · Score: 2
    All these "Ask Slashdot" stories filled with comments about how it's impossible to get a job these days, or at least impossible without being the close childhood friend of some corporate bigwig. No matter how good you might be.

    It's times like these when "down, not across" seems like a good thing to know...

    --

    --
    perl -e'$_=shift;die eval' '"$^X $0\047\$_=shift;die eval\047 \047$_\047"' at -e line 1.

  166. Certs mean nothing as well as most degrees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The easiest way to sum all of the fuss about getting a new job would be to show a potential boss that you can think. I have applied for many jobs in which the competition was 'fierce' but in reality it's no more 'fierce' than in other industries. There are thousands of jobs starting at 40k+ a year. (Canadian money... so like nothing in American :)). Basically it comes down to what your worth. People who come out of university, (IMHO) think they are worth much more than they truely are. They may indeed be worth a lot of money but if they are unproven, they should not be expecting 60k+ jobs when they graduate. Stuggle with a lower wage and it will pay off in a year or so.

    To be perfectly honest, the company I am with does not hire a vast majority of university graduates. It takes us too long to have to train them and we get too many egotists which will not work in a team setting. ( Anybody who thinks they can develop a huge ass program without errors by themselves is kidding themselves ). You need to have proven skills besides being 'just' a coder or a monkey tester. In most cases you will be expected to perform many duties such as on-site implementation, doing presentations on behalf of the company, or simply talking to people in your business. If you only want to code... chances are you will be replaced in short order by somebody who has more ambition or skills in other areas than you do. So remember, that getting your job does not ensure that you will be staying there for long... most of the techies who got dropped during the tech boom are very eager to replace you.

  167. bwahahahahah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. Maybe it was just because they didn't like you. Or maybe it's because you can't spell.

  168. Amiga Certified Software Engineer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have seen the demand increase markedly in recent months for Amiga Certified Software Engineers. This is a free test which is quick to do if you know the subject matter thoroughly - it is highly respected as it is difficult to achieve. Credit and distinction level certifications are available. The test was created by the official Amiga Qualifications Working Group, and is endorsed by the Industry Council Open Amiga and by Amiga University. See http://www.users.bigpond.com/james.jacobs/amigan.h tml for more information.

  169. Certs and such by fluffhead234 · · Score: 1

    I am not sure what the slashdot crowd has against certifications. Here is my two cents

    1. Find something that you are interested in

    2. Find out if there are any certs associated with that interest

    3. If there are go for it

    The chances that you will be hired based on the certification alone are very very slim. However, you should not get a cert in hopes of landing your dream job. If you do believe that a piece of paper is going to land you your dream job you will be very disappointed. The value of the cert is that it may help you to get an interview and in this shitty job market anything that you can do to increase your chances is a good thing besides a cert will never hurt your chances so what do you have to lose. There are some people (especially on slashdot) who will tell you that they will never hire a person who has his/her MC**. It has been my experience that the people who do not hire based on a cert are as few and far between as people who hire based solely on a cert. It is incredibly naive to think that a person will be a good or bad employee. I have had MCSE's work for me who have sucked but I have also had some really knowledgeable ones as well. The same goes for employees who have no certification. Besides would you really want to work for some jackass who thinks that you are worthless because you took some certification classes/test etc.

    Finally, no matter which cert you pursue you will learn things that you did not know before sitting down and studying for the exams. I am willing to bet that there are very very few people who would ace each and every exam. Learning more about the products and/or services that you are interested in is never a bad idea.

    -fluff

  170. Economics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the ecconomy, stupid.

  171. experience isn't everything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've got 10 years under my belt from helldesk to sysadmin to managing a small IT dept. I've worked with alot of stuff in that time and I can't find a job... I don't have a degree (wasted a few years switching majors) or certs. I have encountered one potential employer after another that knows certs aren't a good measure of being able to do the job, but they CAN demand them given the maket, so they do. So getting certs for knowledge isn't really the best use of your time, but just adding collections of letters to your resume seems to be important. I guess I'm ranting... My advice is to get as many easy, but not too easy certs as you can... skip garbage like A+ and get semi-easy ones like CCNA, MCSE, CNA, etc... stuff like CCIE or the security certs are things you can get later when someone is paying you to get them. But to be realistic, look to helpdesk for you first job out of college and look for smaller companies (use networking! does you sisters friend's family businees need someone?)... Everyone starts at the bottom in IT... helpdesk work will seem like hell, until you're baby sitting a whole company of whiners and you try and remember when you used to like computers...

  172. Delivery was Re:Resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Regarding your note:

    Some time ago I worked in a place that afforded me the opportunity to see many hundreds of resumes. Be sure yours is in that top 1% as far as layout, wording, tone, and what it conveys about you. Keep your personal interests off of it. Get it reviewed by a resume professional and a hiring manager from any professional field. Tri-fold it and place in nice envelope, deliver personally , smile and gladhand everyone there, and last but not least customize a different version of it to target each job specifically.


    It is important to stand out, but you don't want to come off as strange. Having a well formatted resume is important. Your resume should be broad enough to target a range of positions (or you can have a few different versions to target different sorts of positions). If you have an internal advocate, send your resume to them (and if appropriate list them as a reference). Otherwise, get your resume in early , come hiring time everyone is overworked and after the first 50 to 100 resumes, the managers and HR types are burnt out and you won't get a fair look.

    Personal delivery works best if you give it to a friend who works there and have him/her do the delivery for you from the inside. That will go over better. The time for glad handing is the interview and just after you get the job. Don't just show up at a job site to drop off your resume unless you know the people there very well, and even then keep it quick. Going through a long show of dropping off the resume may look weird and put them off.
    1. Re:Delivery was Re:Resume by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 1

      Going through a long show of dropping off the resume may look weird and put them off.

      I think if you're brief, polite, and genuinely interested in a prospective place of employment it is a very good thing. Though agreed - a false-faced 'long show' would be bad, and probably pretty transparent. Depends on your attitude and social skills I guess.

      --

      Operator, give me the number for 911!
  173. Networking with People by Matty_ · · Score: 1

    I have landed four jobs through people I knew professionally or personally.

    I'm currently doing system administration on *NIX and Win2k boxes for a small Web hosting and design company. I like my job, and it was sure a long time getting here.

    It all started when I moved to Cleveland, Ohio. I knew a guy who's family owned an ISP. He informed me of an opening in dial-up support, which I was able to get because of my communication skills and my experience in the computer labs at my university. [Job 1] I was only there for about four months, at which time I moved back to Indianapolis.

    About 15 months after leaving Cleveland, I got a phone call from one of my former co-workers in Cleveland. The company that acquired the ISP in Cleveland had also acquired a company here in Indy and they were hiring Web hosting support people. So, I landed that job with the help of a personal recommendation from one of the managers (former co-worker in Cleveland) in the department. [Job 2]

    Two co-workers in the Web hosting group decided to quit their jobs and work full-time for their own Web design firm. They later added hosting to their business and eventually found themselves needing to hire someone to administrate their servers and support their customers. I had great rapport with these guys so they hired me when I was ready to leave the big Web hosting company. [Job 3]

    Between Job 1 and Job 2, I spent a short period of time working for a big ISP here in Indy. I got it through my friend Andy who was working there at the time. [Job 4] It was a shitty job I took after moving back from Cleveland.

    The moral of my story is that you should not forget who you know and what they know. Personal connections are often the best way to get work.

  174. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by wdr1 · · Score: 2

    I disagree. He qualified his statement with:

    ...if you get to hundreds of tables, you need to look at what you're doing wrong.

    ;-)

    -Bill

    --
    SlashSig Karma: Excellent (mostly affected by moderatio
  175. What about the cheap labor? by moankey · · Score: 1

    I keep hearing many tech support position are being outsourced to India and recently colleagues of mine are telling me their newly college grad or even high school grad just landed this nice job as a Sys Admin or network admin for nice sized companies for like half the going rate. but since they are green they dont know any better and companies are thrilled.

    Thats gotta hurt us all more than anything.

  176. Following up is the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm an Internet programmer, VB, Java, XML, all the usual suspects. I was laid off several months ago, but was able to get 3 job offers within about 4 months. The key for me was following up. When I responded to a posting I sent several emails and faxes, but never called. I always said something like "I know your receiving a lot of applicants so I want to reiterate my interest and qualifications...". I got several interviews that way. Every employeer said the same thing, "I have hundreds of applications and I didn't want to go through them all". Make sure that you stand out by following up.

    Another technique that an employer told me got their attention was when I respoded to posting via email I would put A normal subject line, such as, "RE: Software Engineering Position", then add something like "Strong Candidate". So the subject said "Software Engineering Position - Strong Candidate". That helped to make me stand out when thier in box was full of applicants.

    In my experience ther are positions out there you just need to get their attention.

  177. 2 cents by CommonSalt · · Score: 1

    Well I have the first sun7 test.
    Learned Linux on my own.
    Suffered during carrer change.
    Picked up entry level job.
    Got another entry level job (with better future prospects) through a friend.
    2 years pass.
    Directly responsible for (Admin) 8 webservers and 3 email servers and *god help me* moving a pretty big production server room across town
    Sr Admin doesnt document a thing and has awful communication skills. *VENT*
    Im pretty damn lucky to be working now where I am.

  178. Supply & Demand by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 2



    I may be a buyers' market right now in North America or Europe, but in other places, the supply and demand is more balanced.

    Take places like China or Singapore or Brazil, there are still great demand for skilled techies.

    If you think your skill is not appreciated in the States, try China, Singapore or even South Africa.

    --
    Muchas Gracias, Señor Edward Snowden !
  179. Its a pity... by rat7307 · · Score: 1

    ..that I became a Y2K consultant..

    They told me it was a job for life!!!!

    --
    Burma?
  180. Re:dubious value: They cost a friggin fortune! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of those certs are around the 5000$ figures. Just for a year's worth of course. They're bloody expensive...

  181. Certs sucks. by djatlantic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I graduated Jan 2002 with CS degree from a big university in Boston area, (let's not mention the name), and moved to San Jose area around Jan 2002 and haven't been able to find the lowest job in the IT food chain jobs. The recession sucks. Damn it.

    I personally think Certs are for "many" people who want short cuts, and therefore are very much interested in having IT jobs with a lot of money but really doesn't have a clue about computing. Many of them just don't have any real interests in computer technologies but only in the dollar signs. I just got pissed off at these people and the H1B people because I worked so damn hard in college to learn as much as possible the in's and out's of computer technologies and can't even find a job. By the way, I had a summer internship with a big name company, a couple of IT jobs at my school, and took almost all of the graduate classes for graduate students while I was still an undergrad. I graduated with way above 3.0 GPA both on my major or accummulated. I do use a variety of OS systems, and write this while in my Linux box (I find it really funny that some CS students don't ever even bother to try Linux/Unix and they consider themselves CS people. They miss out.) . I am not like one of those monkey coders. I do know how to program and know my shit. I know more than the average CS graduated BA students at my school and other schools. Not only that, I've tried to acquire or at least become familiar with a variety of skills because I read the damn good book "The Pragmatic Programmer". I have true interests in computer technologies and have invested tons of money to buy so many O'Reiley books and other technical books beside my school textbooks. I have spent so many hours to set up/play with this and that.

    Anyway, I haven't even bothered to look for jobs for the last month or so, it is just pointless. The hiring managers are blinded deaf illiterate suckers. The HR people are unbelievable dummies and have no idea of what the people they are hiring doing. I just don't understand why companies place hiring decisions on these HR people while they can't even tell the differences between C and C++. I agree with some of the comments in this thread of messages. I believe the companies are better off to hire people who are passionate about computer technologies because they will live and breathe with them. These people in the long run will make excellent contributions to the companies' growths, but make sure hire the ones who know their shits, and don't base on the Certs. With or without Certs, these passionate for computer technologies people will always come out on top on their respective computing fields.

    Peace out to the unemployed recent CS graduate students. Sorry for ranting.

    Last but not least, I virtually don't have any contacts or connections here, how do I even ever find a job in my field? I just don't want to go to work for no brainer jobs.

  182. Looking for a job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most IT job postings are bogus. They're either
    from bodyshops trolling for resumes or companies
    just feeling out the labor market, or playing other games. Maybe if you changed your name to Rashid (or some other indian sounding name) you might have better luck. No kidding.

  183. Degrees suck anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't have a degree. I know how to program like a bitch. I can do programming type things people with CS degrees can't. I earn more money than my colleagues with degrees. Universtiy? Pah.

  184. So why do I get spam by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

    from (UK based) IT recruitment agencies nearly every day, offering £££ for developers?

    Even the company I left 6 months ago is recruiting for senior developers again.

    Is this squeeze just a US thing?

    1. Re:So why do I get spam by TossedSalad · · Score: 1

      Nope. The technical job market in Ireland is a wasteland at present. 10 years experience, including some management and consultancy, and nobody has anything. Layoffs and closures are the order of the day.
      Good luck to you all.

  185. I don't understand why by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1
    so many people in the US a year ago thought "The economy is doing great. I really miss when Bush was in charge and we had a recession. Let's get him in again!"

    Bush the first was the one who said he wanted the US to be "less like the simpson" (well-off, in work with nice material possessions) "and more like the waltons" (in the middle of the great depression with no wealth to speak of).

    Why???

  186. college by ShrimpX · · Score: 0

    When will people learn that BS degrees will not get you programming jobs? They do when the economy is going strong and companies are desperate to hire, but put yourself in the shoes of an employer who has 20 people to pick from to fill one position: do you pick the college grad who doesn't even have a clue what MSVC++ is, or do you pick the dude with a trade school, who has learned all about COM, .NET, MS development tools, IIS, ASP, scripting languages, etc?

    College is NOT meant to get you a job. A BS education is supposed to get you ready for an MS. (Which is supposed to get you ready for a PhD.) College education is with research work in mind from day one. People who go to college with the idea that they will end up with a job out of it need to do a LOT of work on the side learning API's, languages, databases, OS's, technologies, and keep up with the industry all on their own. You can't expect to get a job otherwise.

    And once and for all, everyone cut the certification bullshit. Certifications are completely useless and all they do is show how lowly you think of yourself; they will NEVER get you a job if you have a single person competing against you who has a grain of enthusiasm and confidence.

  187. Certs vs. Experience - Experience Hands Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, having been a hiring manager now for several years and having hired both, people with certs, and people with actual experience, give me the people with experience any day.

    I've hired my fair share of degreed, certified individuals that ended up looking blankly at the monitor when I've asked them to do something that I've grown very wary when interviewing.

    Get some time under your belt. Do some projects at work (complete them!) so you'll have something more substantial than "Monitored server farm..." on your resume.

    Look for things that interest you and become well versed in them (IT security being really hot right now and for the forseeable future wouldn't be bad).

    And after all that is said and done, or while doing so....finish your your degree and then worry about certifications.

    My .02

  188. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Stween · · Score: 1

    "All certs prove is that you can read a manual and type answers. You too could be MENSA, same entrance exam, and same benfits (none)."

    I can only laugh at this inane comment. To think that studying for a degree is a walk in the park is really quite pathetic. To suggest that all students have to do to get a degree is skim over a couple of good books and regurgitate the information in a 2 hour exam is ludicrous!!

    More than anything, studying for any degree teaches anyone that gets through good time and workload management. Believe me. Anyone that gets a CS degree has to be able to code aswell, they just wouldn't get past their second year, let alone get four years done. I'm getting to my second year at glasgow university and we've been using Ada95, C, x86 assembly, MC68k assembly, and haskell. Next year we do a hell of a lot more (and I mean, a hell of a lot more, like no time for a social life AT ALL kind of a lot more) C, and Java too. Thats aswell as learning about databases and SQL, human-computer interaction, computer systems (we're talking processors, registers, buses & interrupts here), graphics and multimedia (generic term, i know), and much more next year, the topics of which I can't remember. Also next year I have to participate in a pretty large team project that lasts the length of the year, we have to code something, document it properly and conduct presentations on it too. And, between my third and fourth years, also go on a summer work placement.

    Now, thats not nearly a complete list of what we look at IN DETAIL, but it gives you some idea of SOME of the stuff we look at. To say 'I have a degree, I'm guaranteed a job' is bullshit, I know, but to cast it off completely and say a degree just says you know how to pass the exam, is also bullshit.

    Please think about the extreme amount of work that goes into achieving a degree before saying anything like that again.

  189. As the saying goes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's who you know, not what you know

  190. it's not in the papers, it's in the people by Quietti · · Score: 2, Informative

    Comment: Perhaps one thing you overlooked is contacting all those companies you did coop with? At any rate, you seem to me like a technicaly-capable guy, but are obviously lacking human skills (no offense meant).

    Anyhow, papers (CS degree or certification, they're the same, really) may or may not mean anything to an employer, depending on where you apply and who you talk to.

    • If your CV is filtered by HR drones, they will be counting the accronyms and degrees systematicaly - the more the merrier - because they don't know the technical field where they are working at all, so their only reference is certs and degrees, from well-known corporations and universities. If they spot the same buzzwords they overheard at the last board meeting in your CV (be that MIT, MCSE, Linux, Java, etc.), you're in business, otherwise, they'll have this clueless look in their face and shove your rag into the shredder.
    • If your CV is read by your upcoming boss, he probably doesn't give a flying hoot about all the papers, but wants to hear you talk about what you know of their technology, what your previous jobs (even coops count!) were and will often consider any involvement in a free software project as valid experience.

    This being said, I will refute what other people in this thread have said about employers wanting to see that you can think for yourself. Know who you are talking to! If your upcoming boss is the kind of introverted geek who has even less faith in his technical skills than in his womanizing skills, anyone that seems to know anything that he doesn't know will be percieved as competition and immediately shelved! Insecure bosses hire dramaticaly lesser drones for fear of competition, it's a fact.

    --
    Software is not supposed to be about how to work around a useability issue. - Ken Barber
  191. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Beliskner · · Score: 2
    As always, of course it depends on how good your University is. A graduate from Imperial, Cambridge, etc. is going to be damn good, but it takes a more knowledgable hiring manager to know the other Universities with good technical courses. Unforunately this knowledge is spread by rumours and whispers, same as sex education in the 70's.

    The real problem is that jobs are unavailable. If a system goes down or something small needs to be coded up, instead of calling a graduate who'll have to work out how their system is constructed, they'd rather call a guy that's worked on their system before OR a guy that's worked on similar systems before (READ: experience). That way when the new recruit walks in the door he'll head straight for the right machine, issue a few commands and be done in 5 minutes.

    A graduate on the other hand will see 15 Cisco 12016's, 20 Sun E15000 servers 8 feet tall, ten 5TB RAID systems and just simply gawk at it and be too afraid to do anything (although I'll admit it's worse to have someone who *thinks* he knows what he's doing). Haskell, C or Customers -> Products > Orders database design simply won't cut it in this environment, and employers know it.

    If you're a good graduate (sounds like you are) they would have trained you up (it sounds like you can hit the ground running though), but in the current environment this simply ain't gonna happen (because there's no ground to run on).

    To be honest, I felt the same way as you when I graduated, but a million lines of Visual C++ code is even now very daunting to me. As conselation, you'll know exactly how computers work when you graduate, and how routers and SDH/SONET/fibrechannel actually work on the inside, laughably inefficient RIP, better IGRP, EIGRP, BGP4, spanning tree, unfortunately this knowledge is targetted to telcos who are SCREWED. Take it from me, having all this knowledge trashed makes you feel like sh**t. From your knowledge it sounds like it'll take only 3 months to train you to advanced CCIE level, but I'm afraid nobody cares. C and Java will get you nowhere unless you lie on your CV (which all but the most naive person does). Form your own Limited Company (costs 200 quid) and say you're "The Head of Programming", sit on your ass for a couple of years and then say that you have 2 years of experience in whatever skills you want. By your tone it sounds like your IQ >> 120 so you can get away with this lie. Show your mate's address on your reference so they don't get suspicious when your reference address = your own home address. You can lie and say the company has 100 employees, half the commpanies fake their size on client visits anyway by renting extra office space for 1 day and getting schoolkids in to talk on dead phones, unfortunately I can't find the article again that says this. Sorry kiddo, your only other option is to do accountancy.


    Score: -2, Matrix violation, this level of knowledge about *the true system* is not allowed. Agent Smith will see to your needs. Only the blue pill can save you now.

    --
    A caveman dreams of being us, the incalculable power and riches. We dream of being Q, then what?
  192. No BSCS at MS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, apparently, from what I read here at /., no Computer Science Engineering graduates work or have ever worked at Microsoft so don't bother applying for a job there.
    Only work for the fun of it. Things come and go, but a fun job is heaven. Good Luck!

  193. Get out of San Jose! by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    How about being a big fish in a smaller pond? Get out of San Jose, it is flooded with people like you. How about going to a smaller city that would appreciate a gung-ho Boston boy like yourself?

    Remember, if you are having trouble getting work it probably means there are lots of people just as good or better than you with EXPERIENCE who are laidoff and looking too. Don't be so quick to slander others, it hurts you in the end.

    --
    It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
  194. Go to grad school and get an engineering degree by ProfBooty · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you have a BS in comp sci you should be able to understand the basics of engineering (you did take science classes right and didn't just take humanities?). You may have to take some undergrad classes but if you get your ms in engineering in some form you have more flexibility with your job choices.

    get a ms in ME or civil or EE or chemE. there are always jobs in those areas besides IT.

    when the job market is low, you aren't missing much, might as well get a masters which is more valuable in the long term than some certificaton since your masters NEVER EXPIRES, heck its something you put after your name!

    --
    Bring back the old version of slashdot.
  195. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by mencik · · Score: 1

    But the orginal writer said that he got a CS degree and can not code, then what good is it?

    Uh, I see nothing in the original question that says he can't code. I don't know where you got that from. He does say that he doesn't care if the job he gets is programming or not, just computer related.

  196. Setting yourself apart from the masses == elitism. by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    remember, no matter how you rehash it, you still end up with elitism. whether you do it as a honor society, college "greek societies", or your adventures of popularity in secondary schools, it is the same thing. Riding coattails too often will make you the kind that cannot make a decision on your own when needed, which is a very valuable asset in the job market.

    sethstorm, slaying elitism regularly.

    --
    Twitter supports and protects racists - by smearing their critics with the "Hate Speech" label.
  197. Luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Certs seem only to help with large companies who are doing a menu approach to hiring. If they want 3 certs, x years experiance with a certian tech then they will hold out for that even if you have 2 of 3 and x+y experiance.

    I applied for many places that said they wanted what I had but only a couple even called me. I ended up finding my current job because this company was buying the furniture at the now dead dot-bomb I was working at the time. They bought the furniture, some servers, rented the building and I came along as a bonus!

  198. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Gleef · · Score: 2

    Bouncings wrote:

    First of all, no databases are 500+ tables. I'm serious. There aren't databases that big out there in real world applications.

    I don't know about your real world, but in mine they aren't uncommon. I work in a mid-sized company (about 140 employees), and we have more than one database with almost that many tables. Representing a complex system can easily take 100-200 tables. Take three such systems that need to interact, and you have 500+ tables. Many companies achieve this (eg a merchant with accounting, inventory and CRM systems).

    If you are getting pasta[sic] few dozen, you need to start using table domains

    What do you mean "table domains"? SQL domains have to do with field types, not tables, and I don't see what they have to do with managing lots of tables.

    and if you get to hundreds of tables, you need to look at what you're doing wrong.

    No, you just have a reasonably complex system, i.e. you are in the real world.

    And what if you are working for a company of 100 people? You need to design a network of 1000+ seats to be a "designer?"

    The person you were responding to had an annoying, elitist tone. I certainly wouldn't say you need what he's talking about to be a "real" programmer/DBA/Designer/whatever. On the other hand, if I were comparing two DBA applicants, and one had managed a few MS Access files with 10-40 tables each, while another managed a 650 table Sybase database, I'd treat the Sybase DBA much more seriously.

    If I'm the only computer tech for a company of 25, am I a lowly "operator" even though there's no designer?

    You're a systems administrator, although on a small scale. I, for one, don't buy into jackb_guppy's oversimplification of the computer industry.

    --

    ----
    Open mind, insert foot.
  199. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Gleef · · Score: 2

    jackb_guppy writes:

    If you KNOW your stuff, you can write your ticket.

    Not from what I've seen. When it comes to getting a job, knowledge is much less important than experience. Experience is what gets you the interview, you can't even try to wow them with your knowledge until you are sitting in front of them.

    But asking "what certs will help?" Shows one thing - you don't.

    Certifications have clearly helped some people get jobs. I don't think they help as much now. The certification attempts to say "I know this", whether or not you have done it. Again, knowledge is less important than experience.

    Most people making hiring decisions for technical staff aren't technical themselves. An intellegent manager with no technical knowledge or political agenda would probably take the following people, in order of preference:
    1) The person who has done the job before, on an equal or larger scale, elsewhere (with references)
    2) The person who has done the job before, on a smaller scale, elsewhere (with references)
    3) The person with a certification saying they know how to do the job.
    4) The person without a certification or relevant experience who can convince me that they know how to do the job.
    5) The intelligent, self starter who I'm convinced can teach themselves the job as they go.
    6) There is no 6, the risk involved in 5 is bad enough that most managers refuse to go there.

    If #'s 1 and 2 are scarce, having a cert can bounce you from 5 or 6 up to 3, and get you a job. Whether or not this is actualy intellegent on the managers part is subject to debate, but remember the manager doesn't have technical knowledge, and therefore doesn't know which certs are meaningul and which aren't.

    If there are many 1's and 2's, then a cert is meaningless. Right now, there seem to be many 1's and 2's for most computer jobs.

    That is harsh. I know. I from the other end of 20+ years of experience, with no degree, no certs AND DO NOT WANT THEM.

    Wise, with 20+ years of experience, certifications would just be badly flavored icing on your resume.

    All certs prove is that you can read a manual and type answers. You too could be MENSA, same entrance exam, and same benfits (none).
    The only proof is showing your skills, that means taking over the interview controling thier attention, showing you have some thing to provide.


    There are jobs out there where you won't actually get to an interview without a certification or solid experience.

    There are even some jobs out there where you need a certification for them to even look at your resume. I would say that those jobs just aren't worth it, there's no loss to missing out on such a position (unless the job is to teach certification courses).

    But the orginal writer said that he got a CS degree and can not code, then what good is it? Why not have history degree instead? Gives you the same advange, in the tech world.

    I'd have to agree with this one. A valid (i.e. College Board Certified) Bachelors in Computer Science teaches you how to code, but doesn't teach you how to administer a system. If the writer got through such a CS program without learning how to code, then all they have is an expensive piece of paper.

    Remember, tech breaks down to operators and designers.

    You oversimplify horribly. The computer industry breaks down into, at minimum:
    * Software designers (programmers, analysts, etc.)
    * Hardware designers (EE's, Computer Engineers, IC Designers)
    * Systems/Network Administrators
    * Tech Support
    * Operations (Print room, backup systems, etc)
    * Training
    Even this oversimplifies, and leaves out significant job descriptions (Technical Writer, Web Designer)

    If you can not code, design a database (500+ tables) or build a network (1000+ seats in multiple locations) then you are an operator.

    Now you are just using labels to be elitist.

    There is[sic] a lot of operators out there. That is what[sic] is a buyers market.

    There are a lot of all levels of technical people out there. That is why it is a buyers market.

    --

    ----
    Open mind, insert foot.
  200. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Gleef · · Score: 2

    I would seriously consider the unlicensed "Quack" doctor with a 20 year practice, assuming he also comes with good references. There is a lot to be said for real world experience over someone who just got his MD last week by the skin of his teeth.

    The biggest problems with the above hypothetical Quack are he couldn't write legal prescriptions; and if complications arose, he couldn't make use of a hospital's resources. All the limitations on such a person are external, because our legal system demands Doctors have that piece of paper. They say nothing about the person's competance.

    "What do you call the medical student who graduates last in his class?"
    "Doctor."

    --

    ----
    Open mind, insert foot.
  201. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Stween · · Score: 1

    I'd like to point out first that the tone of your reply suggests that I suggested I expect my degree to get me a job the minute I graduate, so I'll let you look at a part of my conclusion again:

    "To say 'I have a degree, I'm guaranteed a job' is bullshit, I know, but to cast it off completely and say a degree just says you know how to pass the exam, is also bullshit."

    I am not saying my CS degree will land me a great job in the tech sector. Far from it. With a degree, however, I'm more likely to get a decent job (ie one that doesn't pay too badly, and we're not talking about what type of work we're involved in here) with that CS degree sitting on the CV.

    As for how good my university is, I'm at the University of Glasgow. Depending what reports you read, it either 2nd in the league table for CS courses offered in the UK, or 9th. And I think that '9th' rating came from a report that took into account the number of A-level students have on admission to the university (an A-level, for those that don't know, being a grade offered in England during the pupils secondary education, equivalent to the Scottish Higher qualification offered at around the same level of education, so thats *really* what the study should have looked at, but...).

    As for the IQ, I'm surprised at your accuracy -- my IQ is 121, apparently :)

    And re: the lying on the CV bit, well, I'll think about that when the need arises...

    Cheers,
    Stween

  202. The IT Certification market is on life support by boethius · · Score: 1

    As someone who works (in the present tense - thankfully) for a so-called "e-learning" provider for certification training (Cisco, Microsoft, Novell, Oracle), I can tell you without reservation both the consumer and corporate certification training market is DEAD. When times were good, this company had a profitable revenue run-rate of on JUST individuals that pursued certification training via the Web. Now we're lucky if we sell 1 or 2 $1K-$2K cert. packages a month to any one. Now we have had to change our strategy to stay in business ourselves and strategically align with companies that were once our competitors on the content and training side -- and, while the times are extraordinarily hard, we are making strides with our technology, such as it is, versus pure content, which much bigger companies already provide better and more cheaply than we do.

    This dearth of interest in certification training may answer your question in a roundabout way. I see many job postings that specifically ask for MCSE, CCNA, CCNP, CCIE mainly so it SEEMS to be important to some employers, but most individuals and corps themselves are simply not going out for or paying for certifications any more. To give you an illustration I recently took one of the MCSE 2000 courses in a classroom setting. There were just 2 other people in there and both were desktop support people who were in the wrong class but stayed because their employer (a State Agency, as it happens) had already paid for it. In a classroom that could have handled 8 more people, this is a big hit for the ILT (Instructor-Led Training) providers who really need the bodies. Every one in this industry is feeling the hurt.

    I do know that Cisco is revamping all their certifications to make them more challenging and appealing to employers and Microsoft is tweaking their cert. program by adding the MCSA, but

  203. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Beliskner · · Score: 2
    "To say 'I have a degree, I'm guaranteed a job' is bullshit, I know, but to cast it off completely and say a degree just says you know how to pass the exam, is also bullshit."
    You are correct. Trouble is that hiring managers can be so fussy that the latter is closer to reality. Being talked down to by a snobby semi-literate recruitment agency employee feels really bad, but I'm used to it now, they hold the cards now. Google has shown me your league table is here (staff:student is bollox, we all know it's just damn lecture notes). I'm talking secretarial jobs. Yeah anyway I'll quote you an email I recently received,
    man u have to get a job. I had no luck as yet... well I have exams anyway. can't belive ma studying for 5 years now... thas 0.5 of a decade ... and still without a job. though ur case is also unique... apply for BT.. they are still recruiting. so is BAE ..
    In addition he's coded simplex algorithm optimisation for the supercomputer in Fortran 77, and taught me how to use gcc on linux. He's got a good Computing BSc from Imperial College, an MSc in Computing from Leeds, and soon a BA in Economics from LSE. And he doesn't have a job. Imperial man, baJesus. Another friend of mine graduated from Cambridge a year ago and is also on welfare.
    As for the IQ, I'm surprised at your accuracy -- my IQ is 121, apparently :)
    From the way you talk and complexity of stuff you have described plus the subtle undertones of "surely this recession doesn't apply to me, I'm not exactly amazingly stupid". Unfortunately now that America's making a stuttering lethargic recovery, the UK's own recession (cyclic) is due soon, although this America-induced recession might have realigned the UK economy for a very light recession ourselves.

    All in all there are a lot of good people out here on our asses, just the way it goes at the moment.

    --
    A caveman dreams of being us, the incalculable power and riches. We dream of being Q, then what?
  204. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Beliskner · · Score: 2
    I'm more likely to get a decent job (ie one that doesn't pay too badly, and we're not talking about what type of work we're involved in here) with that CS degree sitting on the CV
    Unfortunately CS also alienates you from jobs here in the UK. I don't know if you've lived in the UK all your life, so I'll say it - here the culture is more military and less meritocratic. Salary caps on young employess isn't unusual here. If you apply for an apprenticeship or technician job you'll get your CV binned because at the very least they'll assume you're canvassing, or at worst far too overqualified and desperate. In other words "this is not your station". In the United States writing on your CV that you're Head of Networks CCIE, then for 1 year worked at a gas station or as a secretary is no problem. In the UK they'll think you're a weirdo unless it's WWII or something. Therefore in the UK you have the added burden of having to get at least a technical computing role, which is simply unavailable right now. Otherwise you'll set your career on the wrong path, like the train that crashed at Potters bar. They call it 'retired at 21' syndrome. Unfortunately this is simply a fact of life of these times.

    Even in the United States there are so many highly skilled coders, etc. available that they're starting to write off people because they've been out of IT for 6 months. This is just another way to filter the CVs because they have so many, soon they'll also consider your astrological star signs and tarot cards but will still have 1,000 applicants per position. In a massive UK telecom company they've got 50 positions available and 17,000 applications. Not good.

    --
    A caveman dreams of being us, the incalculable power and riches. We dream of being Q, then what?
  205. Where is the line? by K'tohg · · Score: 1

    I have to admit I've mulled over this thought for some time now. The difference between success and non. My former job is a good example of the paradox of employment.

    At my former job there was very nice man. He had just graduated from one of those IT training jobs where he <quote>learned</quote> Java. The class was a 3 year adult learning program. Prior to that he was a pharmacists I belive. Anyway he was responseable for making the database queries. All his code was all packed into ONE object totaling over 1000 lines of code. Each distinct object in it's own method. It couild be worse but this type of codeing is a big no no in Java. You should split your logic into real objects for maintanability, readability, and scalability.

    Looking at it from the other end. He has a job and I don't. I may program more elegantly. I may have a true love for computers and would be happy to work for peanuts just to play with a new PERL module. However there are many things I don't have. A degree in pharmacuticals, experience running my own pharmacy, 40 years under my belt, a wife and kids. Yeah, these are what matters to quality software.

    You see knowledge, quality, intellegance, interest, code fu mean nothing to a house, wife, and two kids. The fact that you can whip up a 50 node network with 10 print servers in a day, or fix any problem ever interduced from a computer, or design an n-teir application to take over the world means nothing to burocratic inefficiency.

    Age is a huge huge factor. A 37 year old with no degree can acutally beat out a 27 year old with a PH.D.

    Another huge difference in a managers eye is brand name. A perfect example I had was how those in charge reacted compared to those programmers doing the work when I mantioned CVS instead of VSS. (CVS: Concurrent Versions System, VSS: Visual Source Safe) In a programmers eyes I mentioned CVS and the usuall response was "That would be cool. I wouldn't mind" however those in charge (and those Microsoft Visual Basic only programmers who couldn't comprehend Perl if it killed them) responded with "Um, we use VSS, what is wrong with you?" or "Do what your told."

    I've had interviews for Java where the first question is how many years of Visual J++ do you have. My obvious answer is none because VJ++ defeats the whole concept of Java. Or they ask if you can edit in Visual Studio. And I reply "What's the difference between Notepad and 'cat foo.txt' it's all ASCII text!! I could enter in Hex code for all you care it is all the same thing."

    Needless to say I never got those jobs. But the point is clear. Employers and even some professional programmers who are in the nitty gritty like name brand software. So symlink your Emacs and VIM to Word and VC++ or else!

    Another hold back is 'hackdom' employers don't like code slingers. If you have enough knowledge and skill to be a jack-of-all-trades and a serious code fu then you're better off at a small under-employed bussiness because big companies want code monkeys who do nothing but type like data entry for there code. It's job security and also the very concept behind "Ferinhight 451": keep them dumb and stupid and they won't see how bad it is. So geeks need to walk a very fine line between brand name skills and l33t skills.

    I would greatly appreciate any feed back. This is realy an over generalization and partly a rant. I personaly have felt bellittled because I valued my Unix skills and hacking ability over my memorization of where the VB buttons and menus are. I valued my code elegancy over IDE integration. I valued command-line interfaces over dumbed up and usually crippled GUI interfaces. And in the long run it hasn't payed off.

    Have other had simular situations?

    --
    > SELECT * FROM brain_cells WHERE synaptic_rate > 0
    0 row returned
  206. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Stween · · Score: 1

    "Even in the United States there are so many highly skilled coders, etc. available that they're starting to write off people because they've been out of IT for 6 months. This is just another way to filter the CVs because they have so many, soon they'll also consider your astrological star signs and tarot cards but will still have 1,000 applicants per position. In a massive UK telecom company they've got 50 positions available and 17,000 applications. Not good."

    It doesn't paint a pretty picture, does it?? The end of fourth year only two years away for me, but its also a hell of a lot of work, a hell of a lot of study and a hell of a lot of exams. By then I'll have *seriously* considered what I want to do with myself, and will probably have sent off more than a couple of applications for jobs.

    Glasgow University has strong links with some large companies, and a lot of graduates do get some half-decent work at these firms (BT is the big one they're friendly with. IBM and Motorola are friendly too (which reminds me, in addition to the languages I mentioned earlier, we're also learning assembly for the MC6808 microcontroller)).

    I'm studying my degree mostly to feed my interest in computing. I'm not battling through exams just to get a CS degree in the vain hope of getting a high paid job. If it happens, its a happy bonus, and there's no way I'll turn a good offer down (I know of one guy in fourth year CS here was just offered a job -- what the job was, I'm not sure, and he may not even care too much -- with a starting wage of $40k per annum. I'm not expecting it to happen to me, just saying it does happen).

    Many people, unfortunately do take computing because of the promise of money. This is probably why of the 500 first year CS students that I was one of, there are now only around 230 in 2nd year. That'll probably be around 140 that get into 3rd year, and somewhere in the region of 80-100 that progress into 4th year. That means that ~80% of the people who tried it just couldn't cope. And that doesn't take into account the number of people that actually do pass the honours exams.

    Its a competitive field, at university as well as in the "real world"

  207. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Beliskner · · Score: 2
    There's a massive variance in University courses. My friend's business MSc is 2 lectures a week. My CS (aw fuck these American translations, it's actually a MEng) was 15 lectures a week in the 3rd and 4th year.

    Two years away isn't too bad, you'll probably come out just as the US economy is on the edge of going up. Unfortunately big companies take about a year after that to raise their hiring freeze, so then you'll get something 6 months after that when the Oxbridge people have cleared. These statistics don't lie. If you want to know about the UK economy (objectively, not some Merrill Lynch analyst talking crap) then uhhhhh I dunno. Maybe that's why those city people can bullshit everyone.

    Glasgow University has strong links with some large companies, and a lot of graduates do get some half-decent work at these firms (BT is the big one they're friendly with. IBM and Motorola are friendly too (which reminds me, in addition to the languages I mentioned earlier, we're also learning assembly for the MC6808 microcontroller)).
    BT is in deep trouble, hopefully within 1 year they'll be better. From their perspective this will be a good time to grab the best talent.

    I thought that I wanted to work in City, then when I had a second round in Lehman I saw the company behind the scenes. I saw the glamour of city life was all just a crock of shit. All that IT there does is bitch about Unix saying "When is Microsoft gonna make their OS scalable?" There was only *1* employee there doing R and D in reconfigurable GUIs (using XML from a server and translating it into parameters for a GridBagLayout in Java UI). They don't care about the technology, they just want point and click so that they can go snuff some coke or something. Now these people are probably out in the street, good, let's see how long they can live in their Porsche Carrera.

    Don't undersell yourself, those companies worship us together with Altera and Xylinx, but the position of these companies is far from omnipotent right now. They'll see your CV and say, "Yes, we'll interview you just as a formality. Now the number of positions we have open is -200. Ummmmm, ahhhh I'm sorry I've got to sack some people and then I'll call you back after 2 years."

    I'm studying my degree mostly to feed my interest in computing. I'm not battling through exams just to get a CS degree in the vain hope of getting a high paid job.
    Good, but a high paid job would be *nice*.
    Many people, unfortunately do take computing because of the promise of money. This is probably why of the 500 first year CS students that I was one of, there are now only around 230 in 2nd year. That'll probably be around 140 that get into 3rd year, and somewhere in the region of 80-100 that progress into 4th year. That means that ~80% of the people who tried it just couldn't cope. And that doesn't take into account the number of people that actually do pass the honours exams.
    Same dropout rate as us. Sounds like you've been interested in this stuff since you were 8 years old. People like us are best at cutting it, although in the fourth year you will realise the futility of exams that only test complex knowledge like comparing quantitatively the scalability of RIP and EIGRP, both in bandwidth and router CPU usage terms with formulae.
    Its a competitive field, at university as well as in the "real world"
    With one crucial difference - University exams are set by professors who know what they're doing (more or less ;-) ), in the real world some semi-literate recruitment agency staff or dumb ex-military hiring manager is looking at your CV. The only way to impress him is by talking about golf for an hour (this happened to my coursemate, seriously). At my last interview I was lucky and asked the line manager, "Soooo, what car do you have?" and then started talking about cars, and about how his Vectra is secretly better than any other car because of the engine faults in the early Vectras, Vauxhall had to drop their prices after repairing the problem => killer deal. Now the Mondeo is about 40% more expensive than the Vectra.

    Difficult times aren't crap, if you study about the world economic system (take a macroeconomics and politics module, just for a laugh) you'll see that the entire Banks system of gearing ratios leads to booms and busts. What does suck is the catch-22 of normal jobs are unavailable, and if you take a lower job your career ends up on the wrong track for the rest of your life.

    --
    A caveman dreams of being us, the incalculable power and riches. We dream of being Q, then what?
  208. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Stween · · Score: 1

    "Sounds like you've been interested in this stuff since you were 8 years old. People like us are best at cutting it, although in the fourth year you will realise the futility of exams that only test complex knowledge like comparing quantitatively the scalability of RIP and EIGRP, both in bandwidth and router CPU usage terms with formulae." I was 9, actually :) And thankyou for confirming to me that there always is more to learn. That last part pretty much flew straight over my head... "With one crucial difference - University exams are set by professors who know what they're doing (more or less ;-) ), in the real world some semi-literate recruitment agency staff or dumb ex-military hiring manager is looking at your CV. The only way to impress him is by talking about golf for an hour (this happened to my coursemate, seriously)." Yeah, its pretty much the "he seems like a nice guy, lets hire him". I understand that one, and I know how valuable a skill being able to bluff your way through a conversation can be -- I work part time in a bar to keep my bank balance on the correct side of £0, I need to be able to talk to anyone about anything, or people won't like me and my position there could slip quickly. Two members of staff said to me within a week or two of starting that I was confident enough with the customers that I'd do well there, and I'd like to think I could pull that off in an interview situation, though the two situations really are worlds apart.

  209. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Stween · · Score: 1

    Heh, ^^^ switched to HTML formatting there, ^^^ forgot to put the line break and/or paragraph tags in... If only there was some way to edit a comment once it was submitted

  210. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Beliskner · · Score: 2
    Two members of staff said to me within a week or two of starting that I was confident enough with the customers that I'd do well there, and I'd like to think I could pull that off in an interview situation, though the two situations really are worlds apart.
    No they're not, you just need confidence and balls. Both being the same thing more or less. Just remember the interviewer isn't your Mother, sometimes you have to treat him like a bit of a geysa, sometimes with total respect if they're older (because chances are they'll have 4 impudent kids giving him crap all day so he'll want professionalism from you)
    --
    A caveman dreams of being us, the incalculable power and riches. We dream of being Q, then what?
  211. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Beliskner · · Score: 1

    My advice: If when you graduate you don't get a job with a big company (e.g. BT) then do a PhD. Take a year out at your discretion.

    --
    A caveman dreams of being us, the incalculable power and riches. We dream of being Q, then what?
  212. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Beliskner · · Score: 1

    Yeah, yeah, do a PhD. If the IT market doesn't recover then it's really sad for people like us. Cos this is what we do if you know what I mean, people in it for the money can just switch to accountancy. For people like us though, it feels like a 10 mile high and 100 mile wide brick wall's been dropped in our path.

    --
    A caveman dreams of being us, the incalculable power and riches. We dream of being Q, then what?