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  1. Re:The reasonable, pacifist nerd in me Is horrifie on U.S. Air Force Plans for War In Space · · Score: 5, Insightful
    But the adolescent male heterosexual in me is giddily excited at the prospects. Same with you, don't deny it.


    true, definitely true. but the weary middle-aged male in me isn't looking forward to eating catfood out of a can with my fingers in my retirement, what with all the output of our economy whizzing around in space over our heads.

  2. Actually.... on Microsoft Warning Leaked Code Traders · · Score: 1

    ...does this mean they can no longer claim trade secrets in their code, since it's not secret any longer?

  3. Re:I'm skeptical on Microsoft Warning Leaked Code Traders · · Score: 2, Funny

    this is beautifully slash-zen: two diametrically opposed posts both modded "informative".

  4. Re:why ? on Search and Seizure at the Supreme Court · · Score: 1
    Happily, that is, until you call them an asshole.

    they're used to that. if you really want to piss them off, do what i do: call them "cupcake".

  5. Re:Putting a stop to this now. on Search and Seizure at the Supreme Court · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    I think this is ridiculous, since this would imply that you must carry ID at all times just in case.

    i've got it! let's make an id that everyone can carry if/when asked for. how about a Ron Jeremy fan club membership card? it could have a picture of him on there stroking his massive cock.

  6. Re:I spent 8 hours in jail for this on Search and Seizure at the Supreme Court · · Score: 5, Funny
    From those nights, I've lost most of my regard that I once had for police officers. Luckily, I have not lost my regard for my fellow man.

    just give it awhile, you'll get there.

    note to moderators: not funny.

  7. Re:OpenGL? on Y Window System Project Started · · Score: 1
    why dont people RTFM and find out that XFree86 have been writing their own accelerated (yes, 3D as well) drivers for ATI cards since time began

    great, now if i could just get rid of the segfault i get every time i try to run glxgears we'll be all set.

  8. Re:Amazing.... on Y Window System Project Started · · Score: 1
    Kick your brother [Darl McBride] in the nuts for us, eh Dave?

    He has no nuts. Smooth as a GI Joe doll.

  9. Re:The solution to it all... on Today Is SCO's Deadline To Sue Linux User · · Score: 1
    who knows if we can talk him into calling "hit" on a 20 in BlackJack...

    that retarded douchebag would call hit on 21.

  10. "But can we run .NET on your Sun servers?" on ESR's Open Letter to McNealy: Set Java Free! · · Score: 1
    McNealy and Co. should ask themselves if that's the question they want to hear over and over again in the not-too-distant future.

    freeing Java and thus putting an army of FOSS developers behind it is Sun's best hope for staying in the server market.

  11. Re:We're not all zealots :-) on Desktop Linux Share Overtaking Macintosh · · Score: 1
    Actually, I just don't care about market share, with either Linux or the Macintosh.

    i most certainly do care about market share. if your platform has neglible market share it's easy for content producers and software developers to ignore it. imagine how different www standards compliance would be if Internet Explorer only had about 30% market share and the rest were divvied up among the other browsers. or how differently the issue of proprietary document formats would be treated if only 30% of users had microsoft office.

    an' another thing: perhaps i'm a zealous optimist, but i think the projection of 6% by 2007 is too conservative.

  12. "ideal for GIS and other surveys" on Integrated Pocket PC, GPS and Laser Range Finder · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and for targeting mortars.

  13. Re:mS office on Linux on Energy Company Refutes Windows TCO Claims · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Sun's VM runs it much slower on the clients.


    those who would trade essential platform independence for a little temporary performance increase deserve neither platform independence nor performance increase.

  14. check out my sig on A New Face For Robotics · · Score: 1

    these guys are probably interested.

  15. REVOLT! on Moving Net Control From ICANN to Governments? · · Score: 1

    you'll get my donkey-porn when you pry it from my cold, dead, sticky fingers!

  16. Re:In other news on SCO Complaint Filed -- Including Code Samples · · Score: 1
    Don't worry I mean one SCO programmer not a lawyer!

    although they'd still be missing the "conscience" and "basic sense of humanity" genes...

  17. Re:In other news on SCO Complaint Filed -- Including Code Samples · · Score: 4, Funny
    They just compared random samples of DNA to one SCO employee and found a lot of common secuences in the code.

    actually i'd be surprised if the match were all that close.

  18. WOW. on Java SDK 1.5 'Tiger' Beta Finally Released · · Score: 1
    i ran the SwingSet2 demo using this JVM - started in about 2.5 seconds.

    a Swing app in 2.5 secs? it takes about 2 secs to start gedit, a freakin' text editor.

  19. Re:Apple's in the news now... on FBI Agent Talks Crime, Macs · · Score: 1
    EFS which is the service that allows encryption of NTFS filesystems, under Windows 2000 it uses DESX which is a MS implementation of 3DES which provides ~128 bits level protection. Enabling encryption is as simple as right clicking the folder or file, advanced, click the checkbox that says encrypt.

    All this, and you can absolutely, totally trust it!

  20. a word of advice on Switching from Another Industry to Engineering/CS? · · Score: 1

    when you're going one way, and you see a bunch of unwashed people in rags running in the other direction, tripping and crying uncontrollably, grasping at the sleeves of your sterile white doctor's coat with their gnarled, flat-tipped fingers, begging for morsels of food or the dregs in your Starbucks cup - common sense says turn around and go back the way you came.

  21. Re:I know this is meant to be funny but. on SCO Offers $250K Bounty for MyDoom Author's Arrest · · Score: 5, Funny
    Also, there's the chance of being treated like Mitnick, and charged as a "terrorist." All for the sum of just under $32,000 a year.

    that's why i've begun outsourcing all my virus-writing to india, where the programmers aren't spoiled by "health insurance" or "a living wage" or "the requirement of staying out of prison".

  22. "invitation to a technology festival at Redmond" on Microsoft Agrees Settlement Over MikeRoweSoft.com · · Score: 2, Funny

    i hope his mom checks him for a freshly-shaved spot behind his ear when he gets back.

  23. up next... on Bill Gates to be Knighted · · Score: 1

    charles manson gets the Congressional Medal of Honor!

  24. Boot Windows Faster, Using Linux on Boot Windows Faster, Using Linux · · Score: 1

    I can attest to this. I used Linux to boot Windows right off my PC!

  25. Re:This may prove counter-productive for MS on Microsoft Patenting Office XML Formats · · Score: 1
    data: URLs are extremely cool. If you use Mozilla, check out this example:

    hee hee, cute :-)