Last time I checked, decoding/encoding audio is much faster than doing the same with video. Uncompressed 80min disc is ~700MB, right? Your RAID-0 array would need to be able to send across a beefy 8.75MB per minute. Better bust out with those SCSI drives!
If that's true, then so is Einstein's theory of relativity... universe starts with a Big Bang, ends with black holes...
Dut dut DUT!!!
The service sounds great but...
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Snail Mail As E-Mail
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· Score: 1, Interesting
...do they filter out junk mail? If I forward my postal mail to them, I don't want to end up getting the same subscription letter to Cosmo every 2 months in my email. And most likely if its sent by the service, there will be little to no chance of filtering out, especially letters aren't scanned to text.
... after major disappointment by many college and high school students, Yahoo! Messenger collapses under its own weight and follows its destiny shared by Yahoo! Magazine. The typical student's response, "their IM client sucked anyways."
Example: (please don't wipe out our server if possible)
Solution: Organized crime
Here's my idea: 1. Cowboy Neal provides "protection" to low-bandwidth sites in exchange for money.
2. If customers don't keep up on the payments, Cowboy Neal "accidently" posts an interesting directly to their site, using such words as "anti-spam" or "die M$/SCO/RIAA die" or "nekkid chix".
3. Result of the post causes severe bandwidth saturation, and their customers' profit suffer, and slowly crawls to a halt.
I heard that the 1 Billionth Intel CPU has some added instructions that will without a doubt help the typical user:
- Unlocked multiplier. Everyone knows this obviously means more freedom for overclocking!
- Super Hyper Threading. This allows the user to predefine how many processing threads he/she prefers. Now you can play Solitaire with your 16-faux processor machine.
And most importantly... - Beer and pizza dispenser. This once in a lifetime on-die feature allows the user to easily serve parties when the occassion needs it. Intel reports that a mobile version of this processor will be out soon.
With all of this ______ oIP stuff, here's my Top 3 things I'm going to be anticipating:
1. Biological Warfare over IP (nothing like receiving packets full of Anthrax! mwuahaha!) 2. Sex over IP (typical sex is very unsafe, with Sex Over IP, I can have my router ignore all of those STD and LeakyCondom packets!) 3. Beer over IP (nobody likes driving to the quickie mart for beer, especially since there's cops across the street watching you open up a bottle in your car)
You should all know by now that the RIAA funded this research project to attract hypochondriacs and the paranoid into buying CDs rather than downloading MP3s!
I believe this site had information about this in the past. It wasn't the same company, but I think if you look in the history you may be able to find it.
Slashdot Mirror
...Steve Ballmer randomly pops up at Microsoft's HR department demanding, "We need better Developers Developers Developers Developers Developers!"
Well for one, you can play a lot more games, rather than just Solitaire.
What does Mulder think about all of this? I bet 50 clams he believes Steve Jobs is an alien.
or otherwise he'd be able to PM his boss his iTrike got jacked!
"HONEY!!!! Snow White is coming up all distorted, will you adjust the Pringles can again?"
"Damnit!"
Last time I checked, decoding/encoding audio is much faster than doing the same with video. Uncompressed 80min disc is ~700MB, right? Your RAID-0 array would need to be able to send across a beefy 8.75MB per minute. Better bust out with those SCSI drives!
now I have to wait for the PC version of iROMs!
If that's true, then so is Einstein's theory of relativity... universe starts with a Big Bang, ends with black holes...
Dut dut DUT!!!
...do they filter out junk mail? If I forward my postal mail to them, I don't want to end up getting the same subscription letter to Cosmo every 2 months in my email. And most likely if its sent by the service, there will be little to no chance of filtering out, especially letters aren't scanned to text.
New York Bum wins $17 Million by picking up other people's littered cans.
Damn! That must be a huge pringles can!
... SCO sues LinkSys for using SCO's proprietary code in their hardware. Doh!
...what about a beowulf cluster of homebrew balancing machines! Dut dut DUT!
Neo: "Operator, I need a hard line!"
*unexpected click*
Neo: "Damn!"
... after major disappointment by many college and high school students, Yahoo! Messenger collapses under its own weight and follows its destiny shared by Yahoo! Magazine. The typical student's response, "their IM client sucked anyways."
Example: (please don't wipe out our server if possible)
Solution: Organized crime
Here's my idea:
1. Cowboy Neal provides "protection" to low-bandwidth sites in exchange for money.
2. If customers don't keep up on the payments, Cowboy Neal "accidently" posts an interesting directly to their site, using such words as "anti-spam" or "die M$/SCO/RIAA die" or "nekkid chix".
3. Result of the post causes severe bandwidth saturation, and their customers' profit suffer, and slowly crawls to a halt.
This came up on my SAT exam!
If all USB1.1'ss are USB2.0's, and all USB2.0's are USB2.0's, then what are USB2.1's?
I heard that the 1 Billionth Intel CPU has some added instructions that will without a doubt help the typical user:
- Unlocked multiplier. Everyone knows this obviously means more freedom for overclocking!
- Super Hyper Threading. This allows the user to predefine how many processing threads he/she prefers. Now you can play Solitaire with your 16-faux processor machine.
And most importantly...
- Beer and pizza dispenser. This once in a lifetime on-die feature allows the user to easily serve parties when the occassion needs it. Intel reports that a mobile version of this processor will be out soon.
Pfft. I can make one of those in a few seconds! ** dips case in toxic waste infested river **
If you like the case, you should try the fish!
With all of this ______ oIP stuff, here's my Top 3 things I'm going to be anticipating:
1. Biological Warfare over IP (nothing like receiving packets full of Anthrax! mwuahaha!)
2. Sex over IP (typical sex is very unsafe, with Sex Over IP, I can have my router ignore all of those STD and LeakyCondom packets!)
3. Beer over IP (nobody likes driving to the quickie mart for beer, especially since there's cops across the street watching you open up a bottle in your car)
the customer starts sizing items he sees at Home Depot and on ThinkGeek.
To: custserv@thinkgeek.com
Subject: Plush Tux Doll
Will this fit in a 4" diameter t-shirt cannon?
Better yet, is there anything in stock that will fit in a cannon?
"Captain, we lost Kernel Roberts! We need a new compilation immediately!"
You should all know by now that the RIAA funded this research project to attract hypochondriacs and the paranoid into buying CDs rather than downloading MP3s!
This resembles a system very similar to that on Tom's Hardware, seen here...
I believe this site had information about this in the past. It wasn't the same company, but I think if you look in the history you may be able to find it.