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  1. Re:Not really a new idea on The Secret to Tech's Next Big Breakthroughs? Stacking Chips (wsj.com) · · Score: 1

    I (a software guy) brought up this idea in the late 70s to a friend in hardware (I think he was at HP at the time). He figured the problem would be heat dissipation. He wasn't a chip designer though.

  2. Re:Who was stupid? on EFF Beats 'Stupid' Patent Troll In Court (courthousenews.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    GEMSA is currently trying to get a patent on stupidity to protect itself.

  3. Re:You'd better study their lifestyles on Researchers Analyze DNA From 'Supercentenarians' Aged 110+ To Discover Secret To Longevity (nytimes.com) · · Score: 2

    They should be checking the DNA of their gut bacteria.

  4. Re:This should get interesting on Ads May Soon Stalk You on TV Like They Do on Your Facebook Feed (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 2

    Whenever there is nothing on TV (like, say, 99% of the time) my TV is basically a computer display for various things from entertainment to man pages, i.e. whatever the tuner is tuned to, I don't know.

    To make matters worse, my remote is kinda wonky and sometimes changes channels by itself, which is why I keep it pointing to the wall whenever I watch TV (or rather, whenever it changes the channels because I forgot, change it back to what I wanted to see and THEN point it to the wall). So it's quite possible I "watch" Spongebob and Big Boobs Bazinga back to back.

    Now profile THAT!

    So you might be watching SpongeBob with your wife and and ad will pop up asking "Would you like to watch Teenage Enema Nurses again"?

  5. Re:So... what can the average prole do? on More Than 15,000 Scientists From 184 Countries Issue 'Warning To Humanity' (www.cbc.ca) · · Score: 1

    You're right. Thorium to the rescue.

    Well, except in the US.

  6. Re:Obvious question on Google Working To Remove MINIX-Based ME From Intel Platforms (tomshardware.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think a more obvious question is what are the odds that a guy named "Minnich" discovered "Minix" running on the CPUs?

  7. Maybe H-1B visa from India?

  8. Re: definition is on the first line of the summary on The Meaning of AMP (adactio.com) · · Score: 1

    I am starting a new protest movement - CAT.

    Committee to Abolish TLAs.

  9. Re:They recommended my exploding Samsung washer to on Consumer Reports Refuses To Recommend Microsoft Surface Book 2 (betanews.com) · · Score: 2

    In 1998 or so they recommended the Mercedes 320 ML SUV. IIRC they said it was one of the best things they ever tested. I bought one partially based on the recommendation.

    The next year they said Mecerdez-Benz products were so shoddy they advised people not to buy them. And they were right the second time, my car was a POS. I'm pretty sure it was really a beta test version for working the bugs out.

  10. Re:How did he get accepted to college? on Student Expelled After Using Hardware Keylogger to Hack School, Change Grades (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 1

    He is probably already getting job offers from some Three Letter Agencies.

  11. Re:Banks have been automating since the ATM on Bankers Publicly Embracing Robots Are Privately Fearing Job Cuts (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Ask Wells Fargo how to do it.

  12. Re:Eventually... on Does the Rise of AI Precede the End of Code? (itproportal.com) · · Score: 1

    And they will emit error codes that no human can understand. Oh wait . . .

  13. Re:So where is the other missing half on Half the Universe's Missing Matter Has Just Been Finally Found (newscientist.com) · · Score: 1

    Of course the other other missing half is the antimatter.

  14. Re:Yeah, It's called Gibberish on Microsoft Develops New Programming Language For Quantum Computers (cio-today.com) · · Score: 2

    There is only one statement: switch (and no break). It executes all cases at the same time.

  15. The Blue Screen Of You-Have-To-Click-To-See-If-It-Is-Dead.

  16. Re:I looked on New Video Peeks 'Inside the Head' of Perl Creator Larry Wall (infoq.com) · · Score: 1

    I would have thought it was full of spaghetti and meatballs.

  17. Re:Blue Screen of Antimatter containment failure on According To Star Trek: Discovery, Starfleet Still Runs Microsoft Windows (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    "The Ferengi run red hat enterprise." I'll bet the bastards didn't pay for it.

  18. Re:Alexa - unlock the door for the pizza delivery on Meet The Next Major Operating System: Amazon's Alexa (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Remember this little gem from a few moths ago?

    Bezos: "Alexa, buy me something from Whole Foods"
    Alexa: "Buying Whole Foods"
    Bezos: "Shit"

  19. Re:D'oh! on Ask Slashdot: Whatever Happened To the 'Year of Linux on Desktop'? · · Score: 2

    I've had Linux on my desktop since Slackware 96.

  20. I wonder if the VCs would be interested in a machine that extracts juice from a bag. I think it could sell for about $700 and the bags of juice for $10 each. It's connected to the Internet of course and you can't squeeze the juice bags by hand.

  21. "Hey, why don't we break all the popular FF add-ons in the process?" "Yeah, great idea."

  22. Re:Officially Freaked Out on How the NSA Identified Satoshi Nakamoto (medium.com) · · Score: 1

    I wonder if Satoshi is a US citizen. If so, why does the NSA have all of his communications squirreled away forever?

  23. Re:Not helping at all on OpenJDK May Tackle Java Security Gaps With A Secretive New Group (infoworld.com) · · Score: 1

    They had to close the JDK in order to keep it open. You know, like "We had to destroy the village in order to save it".

  24. Yes, all disagreements must be pre-approved.

  25. Re:Yeah. on Google Cancels Town Hall To Discuss Diversity In Its Ranks (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 0, Troll

    No, you're perfectly safe to speak out--as long as it's in agreement.

    No, you are allowed to disagree as long as you follow the Code of Conduct. That is, you disagreement may not be discordant with the general consensus or groupthink. So you may disagree as long as your disagreement is in agreement with everyone else.