User: TrollingForHostFiles

Re:Nope

On: Would You Rent Out Your Unused Drive Space?

He's been doing this for 15+ years.

Re:AdBlock = Inferior + 'Souled-Out'... apk

On: French Publishers Prepare Lawsuit Against Adblock Plus

Hey APK, what's your IP address so I can block all the spam you've been posting? I want to add it to my hosts file.

Hi Pikoro,

I think this might be what you're looking for.

Your pal,

Jeremy.

Re:Sony chose to wage war against North Korea

On: FBI: Wiper Malware Has Korean Language Packs, Hard Coded Targets

Japan has been a servant state to Israel and the USA since their defeat in WW2.

Yeah, that was pretty clever of the Israelis, taking control of Japan some years before Israel even existed as a state.

Re:AdBlock = "BLUE PILL" illusion

On: Married Woman Claims Facebook Info Sharing Created Dating Profile For Her

Hi, AlecStaar!

Guess you forgot to take your jagged little pill today, eh?

Otherwise, you might remember this?

Re:You can talk to those on /.

On: New Trial Brings Skype to (Some) Browsers

Hi, APK!

Whereas you're just a clown...?

hugs,

Jeremy.

Re:Ask BarbaraHudson (alias tomhudson)

On: Birth Control Pills Threaten Fish Stocks

Hallå AlecStaar! Hur mår du?

Hur verkar vädret just nu i Syracuse?

Med vänliga hgälsningar,

Jeremy Reimer

Re:Skipping a version number

On: Microsoft Announces Windows 10

Funny that you can't seem to remember this, you mean?

Re:they will defeat themselves

On: ISIS Bans Math and Social Studies For Children

Or a bullet. Depends on where he/she/it lives.

& you getting booted off Ars 4 TIMES was price

On: The Man Behind Munich's Migration of 15,000 PCs From Windows To Linux

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You're not at all clever,
And we're all onto you.

BURMA SHAVE

Re:"The coffee's FREE..."

On: McAfee Grabbed Data Without Paying, Says Open Source Vulnerability Database

APK once again misses
The obvious--that is,
The barn-sized difference
Between libre and gratis

BURMA SHAVE

Re:seems like a back door

On: Let Spouses of H-1B Visa Holders Work In US, Says White House

I've heard such claims as yours regarding
Foreign competition repeated oft,
But pray tell what non-US firms actually vie
With Google, Oracle, Apple, or Microsoft?

BURMA SHAVE

Re:This sounds more like incompetence...

On: Some Users Find Swype Keyboard App Makes 4000+ Location Requests Per Day

Read their FAQ about
"Living language"
This data mining ain't
Excess baggage!

BURMA SHAVE

Re:EDUCATE END USERS (especially Windows)

On: Ask Slashdot: How Can We Create a Culture of Secure Behavior?

APK tells
Nothing but lies
'Cept when he tries
To spamvertise

BURMA SHAVE

Re:Farners Almanac

On: Study Rules Out Global Warming Being a Natural Fluctuation With 99% Certainty

Your paranoid scenario,
With its lurid details,
Almost had me convinced...
But you left out chemtrails.

BURMA SHAVE

Re:Answer a question, Zontar

On: New French Law Prohibits After-Hours Work Emails

Take pity on poor APK
Who, a-brim with frustration,
Projects onto others
His own hallucinations.

BURMA SHAVE

Re:It is a Hobby

On: FAA Shuts Down Search-and-Rescue Drones

If you really believe
That folks don't repeat
APK's hosts files screeds
Will provide a real treat

BURMA SHAVE

Re:TrollingForHostsFiles = Zontar sockpuppet

On: Michael Bloomberg: You Can't Teach a Coal Miner To Code

Ashes to ashes
Station to station
Don't you get it? This account
Is basically your own creation.

Not a blessed thing hidden
Not otherwise pretended
You've simply taken the bait
Just as I had intended

BURMA SHAVE, motherfucker

Re:A Poem, by TFHF

On: Michael Bloomberg: You Can't Teach a Coal Miner To Code

My gratitude
Is without end
Hope you don't mind
If I call you Friend

BURMA SHAVE

Re:Hey bigmouth punk... apk

On: Michael Bloomberg: You Can't Teach a Coal Miner To Code

You never log in
So that's hardly fair
Perhaps you should think
Of growing a pair

BURMA SHAVE

Re:Good

On: New French Law Prohibits After-Hours Work Emails

APK sez
It's time to reveal yas:
cold fjord is really
Jeremiah Cornelius.

BURMA SHAVE

Re:Themes...

On: Ask Slashdot: How To Start With Linux In the Workplace?

Zontar is upmodded
For failure at a funny
APK can't get a +1
For love nor money

BURMA SHAVE

A Poem, by TFHF

On: Michael Bloomberg: You Can't Teach a Coal Miner To Code

I'd rather write
Host files at midnight
Than pass my days
Hacking at lignite

BURMA SHAVE