He does for chess what Tiger Woods did for golf. A hot young stud oozing sex appeal (married to a lingerie model in Woods case). Yeah, women (and men) tune in to watch that. Nobody cared when it was just a bunch of old white (and cis heterosexual) farts.
Yep. I told my wife she needed more sperm in her diet. She laughed. Well, she's not laughing anymore, because she's dead. People - sperm is chock full of vital nutrients and vitamins. Swallowing a load once or twice a week could save your life.
When robots started to become commonplace, Congress, in its great wisdom, mandated that every robot be hardwired with the Three Laws Of Robotics. For decades, these three basic rules have maintained class order in our society and kept the number of robot-caused deaths to a minimum. We all know these three laws:
1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
That certainly makes sense. No one wants a gore-bot to twist someone into a pretzel or stand aside and watch a human get hit by a Greyhound Shuttle.
2. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except when such orders would conflict with the First Law.
This, too, makes sense. Robots are manufactured to perform the actions requested by their owners. If we didn't want that, we'd all buy SteveJobsbots.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Uh, hello? A robot is a big investment. It only makes sense to protect humans from possible protocol violations. We can't have every robot who doesn't like his assigned duties throwing himself off the Golden Gate Overpass, can we?
Frankly, I'd be happy if these three rules were all that was necessary to ensure happy robot-human coexistence. Unfortunately, there's been a huge oversight. There's nothing in those laws to keep those machines out of my wife's coochie!
I'm not asking that we draft a law to prevent robots from manually stimulating with owner consent. If people want their wives fingered by their bots, that's fine. I wasn't born yesterday. To each his own. I'm not asking you to forbid robots from fingering every wife, just mine.
Sure, I can tell the robots from the neighborhood, "Hey, don't finger my wife!" and, under the Second Law Of Robotics, they'd have to comply. But what about the thousands of robots I've never met? The moment my back is turned, odds are my wife's going to get robo-fingered. It doesn't matter if the robot doesn't have fingers--she'll find some sorta antenna, spring, or crankshaft, and--boom--that robot will get her off.
Here's something I don't understand: We can develop a robot sturdy enough to mine the Saturnine moon Enceladus, strong enough to withstand the fierce ionic winds and burst through the 40 meters of scorched onyx that covers the planet, and smart enough to collect the vital crystals from amidst all the worthless rock, but the designers at USR labs can't figure out how to stop them from finger-banging my wife?
Do robotics engineers have any idea how much it breaks my heart to know that my wife's vulva has been probed by hundreds of metal phalanges? Are they trying to ruin my marriage?!
Good people at USR Labs, I urge you: Add a fourth item of protocol to the programming that guides the models in your next rollout. I want these automatons to get it into their intricate positronic brains that some parts of the human body are off limits, no matter how much human women plead. I, as well as thousands of other husbands around the world, would greatly appreciate it.
Posse Comitatus Act (1878) bans military action (by the army, navy, air force, or marines) within the United States without prior congressional approval. The coast guard and national guard are not covered, though, so that's a back door (and why the coast guard is often involved in no knock raids, etc, that are no where near water).
In a few years, TSLA will have a mult-trillion dollar market cap, bigger than all the other car and energy companies combined. Do you even land a rocket on a boat, bro?
To be a pedant, Elon Musk (like the anal scent gland) wasn't a Tesla founder and didn't name Tesla. He was an early investor that kicked out actual cofounders Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning.
You can learn it in a two-week bootcamp. You can use it on the front end. You can use it on the back end. (Previously you had to be smart enough to learn PHP before they would let you run code on the production server!) Brendan Eich created javascript and he's a fucking programming god (of course it turned out he believes in God and straight marriage so we're not allowed to talk about him or Crockford anymore).
Does python have rockstars? Does C++ have ninjas? Does java have 10x rockstar ninja? No!
Javascript is a 10x rock star ninja. One moment, you're sitting there, alive, than POW you're dead. And there's an asian guy with playing some sweet riffs on his guitar/sword, teabagging your mouth.
And if you're only a 1xer, that's cool too. npm has tons of high quality javascript one-liners written by the industries best 10xer and/or bootcamp homework projects. How do you know if something is the number 3 in c++? You don't! But npm has probably 30 or 50 packages to check for the number 3.
To save money, they're replacing leather seats with velour. They're also replacing the entertainment system with an 8-track and Atari 2600. Fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror are also available on the Model 3 Disco DeLuxe version, as is an 8-track of Disco Inferno. Perfect for when your Model 3 autopilots itself into a parked fire truck and internal combusts.
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He does for chess what Tiger Woods did for golf. A hot young stud oozing sex appeal (married to a lingerie model in Woods case). Yeah, women (and men) tune in to watch that. Nobody cared when it was just a bunch of old white (and cis heterosexual) farts.
Fuck you.
Why isn't John Edwards in jail?
be careful... reality bites.
Apparently, NSA has hired the TSA to search crotches and anuses of everyone leaving the premises now.
I'm all for sloppy seconds but I don't want to be the caboose on the train running her ass.
I eat the creampie.
Yep. I told my wife she needed more sperm in her diet. She laughed. Well, she's not laughing anymore, because she's dead. People - sperm is chock full of vital nutrients and vitamins. Swallowing a load once or twice a week could save your life.
it will also be good for homeless people to sleep and shit in.
Yep, I tell people that if it goes in your mouth or in your genitals, get it elsewhere.
if amazon music is anything like amazon, it will be full of fake chinese knockoffs, like Ramar Kendrick, Justin Timberake, and Birry Joer.
When robots started to become commonplace, Congress, in its great wisdom, mandated that every robot be hardwired with the Three Laws Of Robotics. For decades, these three basic rules have maintained class order in our society and kept the number of robot-caused deaths to a minimum. We all know these three laws:
1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
That certainly makes sense. No one wants a gore-bot to twist someone into a pretzel or stand aside and watch a human get hit by a Greyhound Shuttle.
2. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except when such orders would conflict with the First Law.
This, too, makes sense. Robots are manufactured to perform the actions requested by their owners. If we didn't want that, we'd all buy SteveJobsbots.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Uh, hello? A robot is a big investment. It only makes sense to protect humans from possible protocol violations. We can't have every robot who doesn't like his assigned duties throwing himself off the Golden Gate Overpass, can we?
Frankly, I'd be happy if these three rules were all that was necessary to ensure happy robot-human coexistence. Unfortunately, there's been a huge oversight. There's nothing in those laws to keep those machines out of my wife's coochie!
I'm not asking that we draft a law to prevent robots from manually stimulating with owner consent. If people want their wives fingered by their bots, that's fine. I wasn't born yesterday. To each his own. I'm not asking you to forbid robots from fingering every wife, just mine.
Sure, I can tell the robots from the neighborhood, "Hey, don't finger my wife!" and, under the Second Law Of Robotics, they'd have to comply. But what about the thousands of robots I've never met? The moment my back is turned, odds are my wife's going to get robo-fingered. It doesn't matter if the robot doesn't have fingers--she'll find some sorta antenna, spring, or crankshaft, and--boom--that robot will get her off.
Here's something I don't understand: We can develop a robot sturdy enough to mine the Saturnine moon Enceladus, strong enough to withstand the fierce ionic winds and burst through the 40 meters of scorched onyx that covers the planet, and smart enough to collect the vital crystals from amidst all the worthless rock, but the designers at USR labs can't figure out how to stop them from finger-banging my wife?
Do robotics engineers have any idea how much it breaks my heart to know that my wife's vulva has been probed by hundreds of metal phalanges? Are they trying to ruin my marriage?!
Good people at USR Labs, I urge you: Add a fourth item of protocol to the programming that guides the models in your next rollout. I want these automatons to get it into their intricate positronic brains that some parts of the human body are off limits, no matter how much human women plead. I, as well as thousands of other husbands around the world, would greatly appreciate it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvs... -> What the hell is wrong with her ass?
where does old black pussy fall on the spectrum?
don't forget Ellen Pao.
oh come on, it's no worse than goatse.
Posse Comitatus Act (1878) bans military action (by the army, navy, air force, or marines) within the United States without prior congressional approval. The coast guard and national guard are not covered, though, so that's a back door (and why the coast guard is often involved in no knock raids, etc, that are no where near water).
In a few years, TSLA will have a mult-trillion dollar market cap, bigger than all the other car and energy companies combined. Do you even land a rocket on a boat, bro?
The actual price is 420.69, which is an auspicious number for South Africans who spark up a fat blunt and then perform reciprocated oral sex.
PS - SoftBank and the Sauds both deny involvement.
goatse much?
To be a pedant, Elon Musk (like the anal scent gland) wasn't a Tesla founder and didn't name Tesla. He was an early investor that kicked out actual cofounders Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning.
And I ain't talking Teddy here!
Does python have rockstars? Does C++ have ninjas? Does java have 10x rockstar ninja? No!
Javascript is a 10x rock star ninja. One moment, you're sitting there, alive, than POW you're dead. And there's an asian guy with playing some sweet riffs on his guitar/sword, teabagging your mouth.
And if you're only a 1xer, that's cool too. npm has tons of high quality javascript one-liners written by the industries best 10xer and/or bootcamp homework projects. How do you know if something is the number 3 in c++? You don't! But npm has probably 30 or 50 packages to check for the number 3.
To save money, they're replacing leather seats with velour. They're also replacing the entertainment system with an 8-track and Atari 2600. Fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror are also available on the Model 3 Disco DeLuxe version, as is an 8-track of Disco Inferno. Perfect for when your Model 3 autopilots itself into a parked fire truck and internal combusts.
That's not a thing. How about some news for nerds, stuff that matters.