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  1. Re:7% cuts at Tesla... on Tesla Is Cutting 7 Percent of Its Workforce To Reduce Model 3 Price (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    What is musk but an overactive fart?

  2. Elon Musk = Trump 2.0 on Tesla Is Cutting 7 Percent of Its Workforce To Reduce Model 3 Price (cnbc.com) · · Score: 0

    You're Fired!

  3. FAA bureaucrats should be at home during a government "shutdown".

  4. Re:It's a Trap! on Elon Musk Offered Chinese Green Card (politico.com) · · Score: 1

    The thing is ... he doesn't even smoke that much weed. (and it's legal under California law). Coke, though. that's another thing. E has a nose like a vacuum cleaner.

  5. Re:yawn on SpaceX to Lay Off 10% of Its Workers (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    According to insiders, he spent much of that time deep dicking Grimes.

  6. Re:yawn on SpaceX to Lay Off 10% of Its Workers (cnn.com) · · Score: 0

    The Tesla layoffs were almost entirely Solar Shitty related. And people that wanted to unionize.

  7. Re:There are other incentive programs on Tesla Will Cut Prices To Combat Tax Credit Phase Out (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    The waiting list is idiots who put $1000 down hoping to buy a $25,000 (after state and federal tax credits) Tesla. They'll be waiting quite a bit. But yes, there is a high demand for a $25,000 Tesla.

  8. There's plenty of win32, VMS, Unix, z/OS, etc. software that's still actively developed 30 years later.

  9. As of a couple weeks ago, hemp is a legal crop in the US. (n.b. marihuana [sic] is still illegal at the federal level. Hemp is his straight laced brother). Growing hemp is one of the best things you can do for the soil. I expect in a 5 or 10 years, hemp will start displacing corn as an industrial crop -- as a raw ingredient for hemp ethanol, hemp plastic, hemp cloth, hemp paper, etc.

  10. Re: Its not just old computers that should be save on Rare Amiga Bought on eBay For $2,500 (eurogamer.net) · · Score: 1

    Yep, I sold one of my dirty jizz socks on Ebay years ago for a few hundred bitcoin. At the time, that was enough to cover the postage. Wish I still had that bitcoin. And that sock.

  11. Harvard is a private institution. Which receives Federal financial assistance. And is therefore subject to the Civil Rights act of 1964 and Title IX.

  12. Everyone will plug into their NeuroLink Human Interface Adapter, download the Grimes or Amber Heard profiles, and take turns sucking each other off.

  13. Re:Whitespace as language construct = fuck off on How Microsoft Embraced Python (medium.com) · · Score: 1, Funny

    It was Guido Von Rossum. Former BDFL. Yeah, he repented and is using Ada, of all things, now.

  14. Re:Why did they buy HuffPo? on Verizon Admits Defeat With $4.6 Billion AOL-Yahoo Writedown (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 4, Informative

    Leftist version of Breitbart

    Literally. Huffington Post was co-founded by Ariana Huffington and ... Andrew Breitbart.

  15. where's the beef? on Walmart Is Reportedly Testing a Burger-Flipping Robot (yahoo.com) · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    it's for frying food, not cooking burgers. Do you deep fat fry your burgers? Jesus Christ, you probably do! Fucking Americans. Go have another heart attack chubby.

  16. sounds good, what's the catch? on Verizon Announces 10,400 Employees Will Voluntarily Leave the Company (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    I wish I could get to paid to not work for Verizon!

  17. I saw a movie about that on Can the US Stop China From Controlling the Next Internet Age? (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    I think it had that gerbil guy it it. Richard Gere. He was an American business man in China but he was arrested for something (NOT sticking a gerbil up his ass).

    But this is all hypothetical. What's happening in Japan to Carlos Ghosn is much worse.

  18. Re:Wha?? on Electron and the Decline of Native Apps (daringfireball.net) · · Score: 1

    Is it better to fuck a dude in the butt than not have a girlfriend? Maybe for you, but I'll stick to girls. And well designed native apps.

  19. Re:C'mon Elon..tell us what you really want on Elon Musk: Tesla 'Would Be Interested' in Taking Over GM's Closed Factories (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    There are also regulatory credits (California and US)

  20. Re:Used to flood call with pagers. on Japan's Final Pager Provider To End Its Service In 2019 (bbc.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    WTF? He tracked you down and instead of kicking your ass, had oral sex with you... then told you to never call his girlfriend again? That's totally fucked up.

  21. How much for one of these fuck tunnels? My sex dungeon is getting a little cramped.

  22. Re: Why the constant focus on "performance"? on PHP 7.3 Performance Benchmarks Are Looking Good Days Ahead Of Its Release (phoronix.com) · · Score: 1

    Facebook uses Hack. Originally, Hack was a PHP superset with types and some other extensions and better performance. In theory, PHP code could run under the Hack/HHVM interpreter/runtime without modifications. Around the time of PHP 7, Hack went their own way and is no longer a superset of PHP.

    Prior to Hack/HHVM, they also tried HipHop, which transpiled PHP to C which was then compiled.

  23. Re:Secure your PHP setup & here's how... apk on PHP 7.3 Performance Benchmarks Are Looking Good Days Ahead Of Its Release (phoronix.com) · · Score: 1

    No, it uses Delphi which was an early language by Anders Heidlburger. He threw it away and started over with a little language known as Node.JS.

  24. Re: No one in his right mind uses PHP these days on PHP 7.3 Performance Benchmarks Are Looking Good Days Ahead Of Its Release (phoronix.com) · · Score: 1

    PHP was designed for the 1993 era web. If you're still developing 1993-era web pages, stick with PHP.

    If you have an html page and want to add some dynamic text, it's great. That's what it's optimized for. Rewriting something that's mostly static text with RoR or node or whatever is stupid.

    OP asked about an API. Maybe something CRUD like (GET /anonymous_coward/posts to return a json array). Well, PHP can do it (possibly abusing 404 errors, possibly with apache/nginx URL rewriting. But it's going to be ugly and it's not what PHP was made for. Plenty of general purpose programming languages have routing libraries/frameworks that were made for that.

  25. The Bible predicted the world would flood to punish the wicked. I guess science it finally catching up. I have prayed on it and firmly believe that Elon Musk is a prophet sent by God almighty. We should all buy a Tesla Model 3 and denouce homosexuality to show our devotion to God so he doesn't flood our earth with global warming.