I bought an asus zenbook a couple days ago and I highly recommend it. screen is great, trackpad is great, keyboard... takes a little getting used to but it's ok (and the backlighting is nice).
A lot of people also seem to like Dell XPS. Most recommendations sound like this, though: "I love it.... but I had to return the first 3 because build quality sucks and they broke within the first week. Oh, and you need to take it apart and replace the wifi chip but ifixit has an easy 30-step process...". Also every Dell Lapop I've used has erratic track pads. Randomly repositioning the mouse/cursor when I'm typing? Fuck you Dell.
Also, bring back Stephen the Dell Dude. Weed is legal in most states now.
Sorry old timer but it's time to take you out back and put a bullet in your head. Silicon Valley has no use for people over 30. Now let's all write a new browser in javascript and css!
"You don't go out and kick a mad dog. If you have a mad dog with rabies, you take a gun and shoot him." -- Pat Robertson, TV Evangelist, about Muammar Kadhafy
If Hillary loses, you're a sexist once because she lost. If Hillary wins, you're going to spend the next 4 (or 8) years being a sexist. I know because I spent the last 8 years being a racist. You know, for racist stuff like opposing wall street bailouts.
Let's say you, Ron Jeremy, and Lena Dunham are in a room comparing dick sizes. Your dick is 4 inches. Ron's dick is 8 inches. Lena's dick is -6 inches (because it's actually a vagina). Total dick size is 6 inches. Ron Jeremy has 133% of the dick in the room.
Remember life before the iPhone (and before android copied the iphone)? Your cell phone (if you had one!) had a 10 number buttons with 3 letters on them. Texting meant pressing the number keys 1-3 times to select a letter. It sucked. Anyhow, twitter started as a web interface to text messaging. Hooray, read and send text message from a computer! Of course, sending text messages has been a solved problem for a decade now so there's no reason for twitter to exist.
I hate to be a pedant, but.... fuck it. Actually, I love being a pedant!
The Verizon/Yahoo deal has not gone through yet. In the wake of the massive hack (known about but hidden for years) and FBI backdoors, the $4.8B figure is being renegotiated down.
Actually... the Apple wireless keyboard has a "Fn" key where ctrl should be. (Ctrl is next to it, but is no longer the first key in the row.) It's in a box somewhere because of that.
LOL, "I asked some crack heads to house sit for me while I'm out of town for a few weeks. I figure if there was a problem they would stop smoking crack and tell me."
My father gifted me a Tesla Model X upon attainment, and in celebration, of my high school graduation. I returned it three weeks later and purchased a Range Rover in its place. Though Consumer Reports has enumerated numerous quality flaws, the most glaring was the new car smell, dubbed Elon Musk. It was a mixture of farts and old spice with perhaps a hint of leather and coriander. The dealer insisted it was supposed to smell that way and even offered to "re-musk" it for me.
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I bought an asus zenbook a couple days ago and I highly recommend it. screen is great, trackpad is great, keyboard... takes a little getting used to but it's ok (and the backlighting is nice).
A lot of people also seem to like Dell XPS. Most recommendations sound like this, though: "I love it.... but I had to return the first 3 because build quality sucks and they broke within the first week. Oh, and you need to take it apart and replace the wifi chip but ifixit has an easy 30-step process...". Also every Dell Lapop I've used has erratic track pads. Randomly repositioning the mouse/cursor when I'm typing? Fuck you Dell.
Also, bring back Stephen the Dell Dude. Weed is legal in most states now.
+5 funny
Right, Luis Vitton are knockoffs of Louis Vuitton. But to make it seem exclusive, they charge full price.
Actually, "Lunix" means "Linux Torvaldes's Unix."
Ya, and the Hyperloop will be faster and cheaper than flying if no physics are imposed.
fixed that for you.
Maybe in your trailer park.
I'm sure he's comparing them to Luis Vitton gold plated shingles.
Musk (as in, anal scent gland) has never once told the truth. Every statement he makes is followed up with half a page of fine print disclaimers.
Speak for yourself! $2 million is a lifetime supply of cocaine, viagra, and prostitutes if you party hard and die in a month.
Firefox uses yahoo for searches so it's no wonder he couldn't find it.
Sorry old timer but it's time to take you out back and put a bullet in your head. Silicon Valley has no use for people over 30. Now let's all write a new browser in javascript and css!
"You don't go out and kick a mad dog. If you have a mad dog with rabies, you take a gun and shoot him." -- Pat Robertson, TV Evangelist, about Muammar Kadhafy
If Hillary loses, you're a sexist once because she lost. If Hillary wins, you're going to spend the next 4 (or 8) years being a sexist. I know because I spent the last 8 years being a racist. You know, for racist stuff like opposing wall street bailouts.
Let's say you, Ron Jeremy, and Lena Dunham are in a room comparing dick sizes. Your dick is 4 inches. Ron's dick is 8 inches. Lena's dick is -6 inches (because it's actually a vagina). Total dick size is 6 inches. Ron Jeremy has 133% of the dick in the room.
This sounds shopped.
I can tell from some of the vowels and from hearing quite a few shops in my time.
I remember the good old days, when insurance companies used myspace to set insurance premiums.
Now get off my lawn!
Remember life before the iPhone (and before android copied the iphone)? Your cell phone (if you had one!) had a 10 number buttons with 3 letters on them. Texting meant pressing the number keys 1-3 times to select a letter. It sucked. Anyhow, twitter started as a web interface to text messaging. Hooray, read and send text message from a computer! Of course, sending text messages has been a solved problem for a decade now so there's no reason for twitter to exist.
I hate to be a pedant, but.... fuck it. Actually, I love being a pedant!
The Verizon/Yahoo deal has not gone through yet. In the wake of the massive hack (known about but hidden for years) and FBI backdoors, the $4.8B figure is being renegotiated down.
Fucking noob.
"Is it good or is it whack?"
Actually... the Apple wireless keyboard has a "Fn" key where ctrl should be. (Ctrl is next to it, but is no longer the first key in the row.) It's in a box somewhere because of that.
LOL, "I asked some crack heads to house sit for me while I'm out of town for a few weeks. I figure if there was a problem they would stop smoking crack and tell me."
You could get a job as a drug mule.
It was probably embarrassed. I mean, would you like to be seen with budweiser?
It doesn't give you a removable battery, but the SamSung Galaxy Note S7 XP III+ gives you removable arms.
Sales are exploding!
My father gifted me a Tesla Model X upon attainment, and in celebration, of my high school graduation. I returned it three weeks later and purchased a Range Rover in its place. Though Consumer Reports has enumerated numerous quality flaws, the most glaring was the new car smell, dubbed Elon Musk. It was a mixture of farts and old spice with perhaps a hint of leather and coriander. The dealer insisted it was supposed to smell that way and even offered to "re-musk" it for me.