I had the flu. MCI called me 11 times in two hours.
11 TIMES!
I asked for a supervisor. She told me that, looking at their records, MCI had only called me once that day, and the Tennessee Don't Call list did not apply to them, since they were located out of state.
With every other word a curse most foul, I asked here if, since I was on ANY don't call list, did it appear that I wanted their damn calls? And do business with a scummy company like MCI?
Then I went into "Berserker Curse" mode and made her cry. Cold medicine leads REALLY creative word combinations.
No fscking way! I am on every "Don't Call" list I can find. They have no right to bug me at home!
They are the ones being dicks. The GD telemarketing industry says they don't want to call people who don't want to be called. That is bullshit. They work to get around any tech blocking method.
I simply do not understand people who duck telemarketers. They are the greatest free stress relievers in existance.
Come home from work pissed (as in mad, not drunk), the phone rings, tear the jackass on the other end a new one. You don't know them, they are vermin, your karma is clean.
I have made MCI telemarketers cry before.
Hey, if they want respect they should pick up cans or work at MickeyD's...
Oh, yeah, nobody wants to hang out with the ugly rich guy. You know, the funny one with all the great stories about what he went through to get rich, and the cool house and lovely wife.
After all, personality, drive and intelligence have *NOTHING* to do with becoming rich (it must all be about looks).
Plus the fact that lots of money can't pay for plastic surgery.
BTW, I am not really young and I don't know anybody who considers me stupid.
Your statements on the other hand:
Fuck all you ugly bastards, quit poluting the gene pool.
The term is "fishing expedition". Say some cop or whatever has an ax to grind with you. They use a real or fake letterhead to get some dirt on you from ebay. They could turn it over to the press, blackmail you or use it to get a real warrant.
At this time, there are no plans to release a black Game Boy Advance SP, but your feedback is important to us and I will be sure to forward your remail to the appropriate departments for review.
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From: "Cpt_Kirks"
Posted At: 21:51:45.000 01/11/2003
Posted To: Nintendo
Subject: GBA SP
Hello, Is it true that you will not be releasing the black colored GBA SP in the US? I thought adults were your target market for the GBA SP. I am an adult and would prefer a black one. Please reconsider and sell the black model in the US. Thank you.
I think there are basically three reasons France, Germany and Russia are against the U.S. on Iraq:
- They have all sold Iraq materials that would rather not become public (nuclear/bio/chem production) including since 1991. (Yes the U.S. sold them some stuff too, and turned a blind eye pre-1991).
- They are all owed money by Saddam for this material (and know they won't get shit after the U.S. destroys the Bath party).
Let's be serious, these are the FRENCH we're talking about. Iraq had a big army in 1991 too.
When was the last time they actually won a war? I'm not talking about riding our coat tails, I mean them doing the fighting. Crimea?
The only part of the French military worth a damn is the Foreign Legion, which is made up primarily of NON-FRENCHMEN!
As to being pissed on, I seem to recal they kind of like that sort of thing. It sure couldn't hurt their smell (yes, I have been to France, too many times).
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Let me quailfy this.
I had the flu. MCI called me 11 times in two hours.
11 TIMES!
I asked for a supervisor. She told me that, looking at their records, MCI had only called me once that day, and the Tennessee Don't Call list did not apply to them, since they were located out of state.
With every other word a curse most foul, I asked here if, since I was on ANY don't call list, did it appear that I wanted their damn calls? And do business with a scummy company like MCI?
Then I went into "Berserker Curse" mode and made her cry. Cold medicine leads REALLY creative word combinations.
Yeah, I'm the vermin. Like hell.
No fscking way! I am on every "Don't Call" list I can find. They have no right to bug me at home!
They are the ones being dicks. The GD telemarketing industry says they don't want to call people who don't want to be called. That is bullshit. They work to get around any tech blocking method.
I say let Bun-Bun have their asses!
I simply do not understand people who duck telemarketers. They are the greatest free stress relievers in existance.
Come home from work pissed (as in mad, not drunk), the phone rings, tear the jackass on the other end a new one. You don't know them, they are vermin, your karma is clean.
I have made MCI telemarketers cry before.
Hey, if they want respect they should pick up cans or work at MickeyD's...
vi rocks. emacs is for commies.
Here I thought I was pretty hardcore chopping up old cases for mounting parts to build a portable mini-itx box into a toolbox.
This guy is the poster child for "too much time on your hands".
Snow Day, Snow Day, no work today, I wish my fscking gp32 would come in from the UK today...
What planet are you from?
Oh, yeah, nobody wants to hang out with the ugly rich guy. You know, the funny one with all the great stories about what he went through to get rich, and the cool house and lovely wife.
After all, personality, drive and intelligence have *NOTHING* to do with becoming rich (it must all be about looks).
Plus the fact that lots of money can't pay for plastic surgery.
BTW, I am not really young and I don't know anybody who considers me stupid.
Your statements on the other hand:
Fuck all you ugly bastards, quit poluting the gene pool.
seem to contradict themselves.
No, but you CAN become rich by listening to one. And rich is way cool.
Remember:
"A handsome poor man is a handsome poor man, but an ugly rich man is a rich man".
Here, take this copy of "Grey's Sports Almanac 1950-2000"...
...than lern ta spel gooder.
/. has editorial standards? Oh...
Not in Arkansas.
The term is "fishing expedition". Say some cop or whatever has an ax to grind with you. They use a real or fake letterhead to get some dirt on you from ebay. They could turn it over to the press, blackmail you or use it to get a real warrant.
Oh, you mean the payphone at the airport, the one with the RJ-11 jack? That's my "fax" number. The one next to it is my "voice" phone.
Ebay sucks so bad trailer hitch chrome removal is no real chore for them.
Try www.gbax.com
Craig is supposed to have them in stock now.
reply I got from Nintendo:
Message(#6851-000095-8637\958637)
Hello and thank you for contacting Nintendo,
At this time, there are no plans to release a black Game Boy Advance SP, but your feedback is important to us and I will be sure to forward your remail to the appropriate departments for review.
Sincerely,
Nintendo of America Inc.
Sharon Matheny
Nintendo's home page: http://www.nintendo.com/
Power Line (Automated Product Info): (425) 885-7529
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From: "Cpt_Kirks"
Posted At: 21:51:45.000 01/11/2003
Posted To: Nintendo
Subject: GBA SP
Hello,
Is it true that you will not be releasing the black colored GBA SP in
the US? I thought adults were your target market for the GBA SP.
I am an adult and would prefer a black one. Please reconsider and sell
the black model in the US.
Thank you.
Why won't any U.S. distributors carry the gp32? It is available in the UK now.
You forgot to mention Doom! And mame and GB/GBC and NES and C64 and the various movie/mp3 players and...
There is no competition, I will agree.
I think there are basically three reasons France, Germany and Russia are against the U.S. on Iraq:
- They have all sold Iraq materials that would rather not become public (nuclear/bio/chem production) including since 1991. (Yes the U.S. sold them some stuff too, and turned a blind eye pre-1991).
- They are all owed money by Saddam for this material (and know they won't get shit after the U.S. destroys the Bath party).
- They want to poke the U.S. in the eye.
Water vapor holds in heat too. Just not as effectively as CO2.
It's pretty damn good mixed with Bourbon, too.
Let's be serious, these are the FRENCH we're talking about. Iraq had a big army in 1991 too.
When was the last time they actually won a war? I'm not talking about riding our coat tails, I mean them doing the fighting. Crimea?
The only part of the French military worth a damn is the Foreign Legion, which is made up primarily of NON-FRENCHMEN!
As to being pissed on, I seem to recal they kind of like that sort of thing. It sure couldn't hurt their smell (yes, I have been to France, too many times).
Gotta go... ...put in "Where The Boys Aren't Volume 27".
What is the definition of an Arkansas Virgin?
Any girl that can out run her brothers!
The F'ing *SPICE CHANNEL*?!?! Man, that's SOFT CORE!
d REAL PORN.
Try USENET and Kazaa! Get you some good hardcore blonde-asian-gay-beastial-scat-manga-largebreaste
Shit, it's v-day.
France is on the list after Iraq (well, we may just let the Germans handle France, if they start behaving).
And North Korea isn't scheduled for occupation until the rad count goes down by a couple of orders of magnitude.
I'v always thought a one-armed, one-eyed bisexual hermaphrodite eskimo would rock on that show!
But hey, I'm a bit kinky...