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Slashback: Stupidity, Telebastardy, Fast Search

Slashback tonight with updates and corrections on Overture's Fast Search acquisition (overstated in a previous story), sex.com's sordid adventures in California, the ongoing struggle involving telemarketers vs. your privacy, and more -- read on for the details. Just the parts that matter. Peter Gorman of FastSearch writes:
"I read your Overture/FAST story on Slashdot and wanted to make a clarification.

Your headline implies that Overture is completely acquiring FAST. This is completely incorrect. Overture has only acquired FAST's Internet business unit assets, which includes FAST WebSearch, FAST PartnerSite and FAST's popular search site, AlltheWeb.com."

Thanks for the correction, Peter.

Isn't that the stuff that sells? icantblvitsnotbutter writes "In what looks like a scoop, The Register has an article covering the latest in the ongoing battle between Gary Kremen and VeriSign. The High Court of California has rejected a request to consider the legal issue of whether a domain can legally be deemed as property. This is a huge help for (relatively) money-strapped Kremen, whose opponent VeriSign was evidently using the request as a delaying tactic. VeriSign previously had breathlessly warned that a wrong decision would 'cripple the Internet'."

And they made such a pleasant version of Debian, too ... robmered writes "Three years after receiving US$135M in cash from Microsoft, and one and a half years after Xandros bought Corel's Linux assets, The Age is reporting that Corel has finally removed all Linux software from its website. The end of an era, or a margin note in history? The Age thinks the former, but the strength of Open Office, Gimp and numerous desktop environment efforts seem to indicate that the Linux bandwagon will roll on regardless."

Certainly, I would like to talk at length about your business proposal. Would you like to know my fees in advance? KC7GR writes "There's an article running at DMNews about a company called Castel, Inc. that has, supposedly, developed software that can be used by automated dialing equipment to bypass a TeleZapper, or similar SIT generators, and get through to your phone no matter what.

It is also claimed that the software can deliver any type of text or phone number to a recipient's caller ID box, no matter if it's true or false, and that it can also bypass the anti-telemarketer blocks made available by some telephone companies, such as SBC and Qwest.

Granted, this software is not cheap (about $2,700.00 per calling position, apparently), and Castel is quick to claim that they created this stuff primarily for collection agencies to help them get through to deadbeats who use TeleZappers. Does anyone here really think that'll stop telemarketers from using the same crap, just because they can?"

Brevity is one antidote to stupidity. Yoda2 writes "Here is Part II of the Salon story on the Loebner Prize that Slashdot covered yesterday."

301 comments

  1. Caller ID faking... by MacGoldstein · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is that not illegal yet?

    1. Re:Caller ID faking... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Caller ID faking... Is that not illegal yet?"

      It'll become illegal when somebody finds a way to block telemarketers with it.

    2. Re:Caller ID faking... by RTPMatt · · Score: 1

      No, no, no, they just can offer to seel you a bong

    3. Re:Caller ID faking... by bloo9298 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is a telezapper an access control mechanism. Yes? If so, this device sounds like it would violate the DMCA: thou shalt not bugger around with an access control mechanism.

    4. Re:Caller ID faking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that not illegal yet?

      Who give a rats ass? If the caller ID is unknown to me they are automatically routed to the answering machine. 99.99% of the time no message is ever left.

      Problem solved.

    5. Re:Caller ID faking... by DeLabarre · · Score: 1

      It should be if it is used to avoid prosecution for violating a state's Do Not Call registry...

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  2. I always knew the day would come... by alpha_1100001 · · Score: 5, Funny

    When someone invented a caller id blocker blocker blocker.

    1. Re:I always knew the day would come... by ctr2sprt · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're probably right, too. First there was radar to catch speeders. Then we got radar detectors, which are still illegal to use (if not to own) in some states. So the cops got radar detector detectors. To which my current radar detector is supposedly invisible... but it still features a radar detector detector detector. No joke.

    2. Re:I always knew the day would come... by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 1

      > Then we got radar detectors, which are still illegal to use (if not to own) in some states.

      I believe Virginia is the only state which continues to outlaw them.

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    3. Re:I always knew the day would come... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They were always illegal in Connecticut and NYC. Not anymore?

    4. Re:I always knew the day would come... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "I believe Virginia is the only state which continues to outlaw them."

      Are you saying Radar Detectors are legal now?

    5. Re:I always knew the day would come... by rot26 · · Score: 1

      Are you saying Radar Detectors are legal now?

      They've always been legal and continue to be legal in most states in the US.

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    6. Re:I always knew the day would come... by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 1

      Are you talking about active or passive devices?

    7. Re:I always knew the day would come... by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 2, Informative

      Correct. NY and CT no longer outlaw detectors. Though I thought I had heard otherwise, DC also appears to continue to outlaw them along with VA. They certainly don't put up signs like VA does.

      http://www.afn.org/~afn09444/scanlaws/radar4.htm l

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    8. Re:I always knew the day would come... by finkployd · · Score: 1

      I think Maryland still might

      finkployd

    9. Re:I always knew the day would come... by RodgerDodger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Q: How do you detect a radar detector? Aren't they merely passive devices that notice the radar beam?

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    10. Re:I always knew the day would come... by eXtro · · Score: 1

      They're sort of specialized receiver, they use an oscillator to to generate a high frequency signal which is used in demodulating the radar's signal. It's this oscillator that they detect I think.

    11. Re:I always knew the day would come... by number11 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Q: How do you detect a radar detector?

      1. AFAIK they are superhet receivers like most other receivers. They have a local oscillator, which usually has some leakage. Detect that and you've detected the detector. Just as the UK used to enforce their radio/TV tax with detector vans. Or as the recent slashdot story about interactive billboards that tailor their pitch to what radio station you're listening to.

      2. Stand up on the overpass watching traffic go by. Aim your radar gun at the vehicles moving away from you and press the trigger. Note which cars' brake lights suddenly come on. Radio the cop who's waiting up around the next curve.

    12. Re:I always knew the day would come... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just as the UK used to enforce their radio/TV tax with detector vans.

      I wonder how the "cat detector" vans worked.

    13. Re:I always knew the day would come... by ketamine-bp · · Score: 1

      'Radar detector' emit an electromagnetic wave with a definite frequency, then by detecting the beats between the wave that reflects backward, by Doppler's equation

      f = f_0 ( v - v_0) / ( v - v_s)

      we can get the speed of the car concerned, given the speed of the car carrying the detector (which is usually stationary.)

      the detector merely detects incoming wave.

    14. Re:I always knew the day would come... by BigASS · · Score: 1
      2. Stand up on the overpass watching traffic go by. Aim your radar gun at the vehicles moving away from you and press the trigger. Note which cars' brake lights suddenly come on. Radio the cop who's waiting up around the next curve.

      I don't know about you, but whether I have a radar detector or not, if I see someone on a overpass pointing a radar gun at me I'm going to hit the brakes.

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    15. Re:I always knew the day would come... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could just drive the speed limit.

    16. Re:I always knew the day would come... by kfx · · Score: 1

      If the radar gun has ALREADY been pointed at you, its too late to slow down anyway...

    17. Re:I always knew the day would come... by Robert+The+Coward · · Score: 1

      Nope! Legal in MD not in DC or VA.

    18. Re:I always knew the day would come... by Dan+D. · · Score: 1

      The joke is on everyone. Its all invented by the same guy and he's laughing his way to the bank. :)

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  3. Er... by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Funny
    It is also claimed that the software can deliver any type of text or phone number to a recipient's caller ID box, no matter if it's true or false, and that it can also bypass the anti-telemarketer blocks made available by some telephone companies, such as SBC and Qwest.
    But can it get past the telephone answering machine I use to screen my calls, at the caller's expense?

    Er, nope.

    And people still fork out $5 a month for CLI. Meanwhile there's just no way a telemarketer can get through to my phone, and I don't breach the privacy of my friends and collegues (why should I force them to give me their phone number? I wouldn't force them to give me their address before letting them in the house...) and all because of a $15 piece of junk I got from the local branch of Wal*Mart.

    Bliss. And my electricity bill's lower too. Between this and my new Mac, I can power the entire house on my own smugness...

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    1. Re:Er... by anubi · · Score: 1
      I thought "bypassing technological blocks" was illegal under the DMCA?

      Or is it only illegal if I do it?

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    2. Re:Er... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "But can it get past the telephone answering machine I use to screen my calls, at the caller's expense?"

      How do you convince them to pay for your local telephone service as well? If they're able to call you, you're obviously paying that particular bill...

    3. Re:Er... by ibbey · · Score: 1

      I thought "bypassing technological blocks" was illegal under the DMCA?

      Ummm... The DMCA is a copyright law. Unless they're calling your number to sell you pirated material, I don't think you have a case.

    4. Re:Er... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Since when do I pay for incoming calls??

    5. Re:Er... by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      ...or you state on your answering machine that
      "users of this phone line are entering a contract to speak w/ me (name/addy/etc) for non-commercial purposes. Hang up now if you do not accept these conditions -- failure to do so results in a $1200.00 (whatever) fee to be paid net 5 days." and let the phone ring through...

      if you end up with a telemarketer, you can get THEM to tell you where/who/whatever and then send the bastards a bill. record the call and other details and send the whole thing to a collections agency if they dont pay.

    6. Re:Er... by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 2, Funny

      And people still fork out $5 a month for CLI

      Am i the only one whos first thought was "Command Line Interface?"

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    7. Re:Er... by sporktoast · · Score: 1

      ...or you state on your answering machine that
      "users of this phone line are entering a contract to speak w/ me (name/addy/etc) for non-commercial purposes. Hang up now if you do not accept these conditions -- failure to do so results in a $1200.00 (whatever) fee to be paid net 5 days." and let the phone ring through...

      if you end up with a telemarketer, you can get THEM to tell you where/who/whatever and then send the bastards a bill. record the call and other details and send the whole thing to a collections agency if they dont pay.

      That would be all well and good if telemarketers actually stuck around long enough to listen to answering machine messages, instead of hanging up and putting you on the list of folks to try again later.

      As it is, it often takes a few seconds for a human to take over from the automatic dialer. Half the time if I answer it, intending to light into a put-me-on-your-do-not-call-list rant, I end up hearing something like a busy signal because whichever tele-schmoe the "predictive dialer" selected is still otherwise occupied. So it hangs up on me, and I'm back on the list of folks to bother at dinnertime.

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    8. Re:Er... by pseudonymouse · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I heard there was a new thing where they call and leave an advertisement on your answering machine. I don't know if that's true, although I have received a fully automated telemarketing call (i.e. the calling party was a recording).

      And exactly how profitable would it be to spend $2700/seat for a system to telemarket to people who are going to great lengths to avoid telemarketers? Isn't that paying extra to reach the least profitable demographic? I can see collection agencies being interested, but telemarketers?

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    9. Re:Er... by TKinias · · Score: 1

      scripsit NeoSkandranon:

      And people still fork out $5 a month for CLI

      Am i the only one whos first thought was "Command Line Interface?"

      I'm still trying to figure out why someone would pay $5 a month for his bash binary.

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    10. Re:Er... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      And people still fork out $5 a month for CLI

      Am i the only one whos first thought was "Command Line Interface?"

      Nope, and I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck it means. :(

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    11. Re:Er... by wesmills · · Score: 1

      Caller Line Identification

      aka. Caller ID

    12. Re:Er... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      As the other poster says, it stands for Caller Line Identification. It's usually marketed under the highly misleading moniker "Caller ID" (which it's refered to as in the write up, indeed.) The day they produce a system that identifies callers, ie human beings rather than their telephones or the owner of the telephones they're using, will be a great one indeed.

      CLI isn't it. And it shouldn't IMO be refered to as Caller ID, because that perpetuates a myth about its capabilities, which unfortunately almost everyone seems to buy into.

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    13. Re:Er... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      I heard there was a new thing where they call and leave an advertisement on your answering machine. I don't know if that's true...

      I get these all the fscking time. Seems to be a pretty brain-dead system; it calls, waits several seconds (probably the length of the average answering machine accouncement), then plays its canned spam: "Hi, this is Alice from SmegCorp, sorry I missed you but I wanted to let you know about...."

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    14. Re:Er... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      I'd be paying for my local service anyway. However, they are paying long distance rates for telling me (or rather, not telling me) who they are. It may just be 5c, or whatever the minimum charge is, but it beats me paying $5 a month to invade my friends' and collegues' privacy. And I bet BellSouth actually earns more from calls to my answerphone than it would get from me for CLI service.

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    15. Re:Er... by nojomofo · · Score: 1

      I was always under the impression that it was illegal to leave a pre-recorded advertisement on answering machines, but this has been happening more and more recently. Anybody know about the legality of that?

    16. Re:Er... by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Create answering machine software that responds with a 'live'-like greeting, waits for the sales guy to pause, and says "Yes I'd like to hear more". Record the rest, then sue.

      Yee hee hee.

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    17. Re:Er... by butt-rock+camaro · · Score: 1

      I can hear the QVC announcer already..... "Bash Binary!.....now available at the low low price of $5 per month under the new GNU .NET plan!"

    18. Re:Er... by TKinias · · Score: 1

      scripsit butt-rock camaro:

      I can hear the QVC announcer already..... "Bash Binary!.....now available at the low low price of $5 per month under the new GNU .NET plan!"

      Funny, in my head it's not QVC but the guy who does the car-stereo commercials on rock radio... Kinda fits with your nick, in fact ;)

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  4. TeleZapper article, now with less /. effect by Tofino · · Score: 5, Informative

    A possibly less slashdotted version of the TeleZapper article can be found at http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20030225/1553220. shtml.

  5. I'm curious... by SubliminalLove · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I worked as a telemarketer once... for a week. I got paid full time for my training and then bailed and got a new job before ever making a call. So I know nothing about the industry.

    I'm curious, how long do you think it would take a telemarketing company to pay off the huge chunk of change they'd require to buy enough copies of this program to outfit their entire outfit? As I recall, there were several hundred stations at the place I worked.

    ~SL

    1. Re:I'm curious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think about this question in relation to spam. Obviously some fool is buying the goods. Otherwise they'd already be out of business. The only real difference here it is cost the telemarketers far more to make a single call than it does a spammer to send to one recipient.

    2. Re:I'm curious... by iabervon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The feature of ignoring TeleZapper is probably not useful to telemarketters, because anyone with a TeleZapper who gets a call from a telemarketter is likely to pissed and hang up (or be pissed and yell at the person). People tend to be nice to telemarketters because they don't want to be rude, but will probably feel that the telemarketter is being rude if the call goes through a TeleZapper.

      The thing evidentally can reduce the dead air before the caller is connected, which could help them avoid getting hung up on before they start talking.

      It also can set the caller ID. People block based on lack of caller ID, but telemarketters could leave caller ID enabled if they really cared; the issue is mainly that they don't want people to call them back at the call center (they want people to call the client's number), but people rarely call telemarketters back anyway. The fact that they don't provide caller ID information suggests that they aren't really trying to reach people who don't want to be reached. They're mainly going after people who can be convinced over the phone to buy stuff, and these people generally answer the phone when it rings.

    3. Re:I'm curious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for a telemarketing company, so I just want to clear up a few things here.

      Predictive dialers (the automatic dialing systems that most major telemarketing operations use) aren't able to display caller ID. It has nothing to do with not wanting callbacks from the people we call. If that were the case, we would just send the number of a phone with the ringer off that would never be answered. I assume that's what my company will do if it buys this new technology.

      I don't see how this new system could possibly reduce the dead air. Predictive dialers dial many numbers simulatenously and send live numbers they find to a random available station. If there are 50 telemarketing stations, and all 50 are on the line with someone, the predictive dialers keep the line active for a few seconds to see if one of the 50 stations will become available. The dead air you hear is that waiting time.

      Believe it or not, not all people with Telezappers will necessarily be annoyed with telemarketers' calls. About 40% of the people we call refuse us. 20% of that 40% ends up buying on subsequent calls. However the public refuses us, through their words or their Telezappers, we can sometimes change their minds.

    4. Re:I'm curious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you look at popular calling systems like Davox,
      they try to call out as fast as their agents open up. Thats why you get a computer saying "Please stay on the line" when you pick up collections or telemarketing calls sometimes. The system fscked up, and called out more times then there were agents available to connect to the upcoming call. The individual agent has nothing to do with the dialing process unless the system is down.
      For this reason it has to be a per call center charge and not a per seat charge.

    5. Re:I'm curious... by Legion · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they don't always _have_ to make a sale. Spam-list sellers get paid by the number of addresses in their lists, and I expect some telemarketing companies get paid based on the number of answered phone calls... they could call every single patient in a mental hospital, knowing in advance they wouldn't make a single valid sale, and still bill every call as a legit customer contact. The question is - will they make enough money from busting through telezappers to pay for the software?

      I hope not... maybe they'll bankrupt themselves through their own stupidity & greed...

    6. Re:I'm curious... by iabervon · · Score: 1

      Given how easy it is to set caller ID, and the fact that the phone company, as mentioned in the article, will actually set it to what you want them to (but not frequently enough for telemarketters to do anything useful with it), I doubt that predictive dialers can't do it. It's certainly possible that predictive dialers in common use automatically turn it off and can't be configured not to do that, though.

      The system reduces the dead air by doing the check for live numbers faster. In the case where not all of the stations are on the line, there's still a pause with conventional systems which the dialer tries to determine whether the other end actually picked up with a real line. After that pause, there may be an additional pause if the dialer doesn't have a live operator (or, more likely, it uses a recording).

      People do tend to buy if pestered, but these are people who've refused before, not people who have bought devices to prevent the phone calls, and probably not people who have threatened to sue.

    7. Re:I'm curious... by pediddle · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that 60% don't refuse to buy anything (ie., buy something), and 20% buy later? So 80% of people buy something? I'm skeptical, or else I'm reading it wrong...

    8. Re:I'm curious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I meant to say that 60% of the people refuse us. 20% of the initial refusals eventually turn into sales. So 52% of the people live people we speak with eventually buy something, but that's not including all the perpetual no answers and answering machines.

      I find it hard to believe too! I would never buy something over the phone, and I've never heard anyone with anything good to say about telemarketers. But some people, it's just a pose. In the US alone, millions of people buy things from telemarketers.

    9. Re:I'm curious... by macraig · · Score: 1

      Actually not long at all, because Castel's software is only installed ONCE: on the predictive-dialer computer system that handles all the dialing for an entire telemarketing staff. If each telemarketer has a computer at their desk at all, it's only to log call results into a database or place orders or whatever; they have no control or responsibility these days for actually placing the calls. That's progress for ya. -- Mark

    10. Re:I'm curious... by mmol_6453 · · Score: 1

      I suspect your analogy is off a little. Email lists are more akin to Sears selling its customer database.

      Either way, you're going to have people who will, and people who won't, purchase products from the marketer.

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    11. Re:I'm curious... by DrinkDr.Pepper · · Score: 1

      My cell phone every now a then, gets a call from (000)000-0000 and sometimes 6789. These are creditors hunting the person who owned my phone number before me. The annoying thing is that they are using predictive dialing, but they arn't predicting very well. Nine out of ten times if I pick up there is no one there, I have to wait a while for someone to pick up, or I get a vms telling me to leave a message or call back. If I don't answer they leave nasty messages telling me that it is imparative that I call back immediatly. Sounds like a pretty worthless system to me.

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  6. Re:Privacy by creative_name · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So does that mean if you fight for the right to have a free trial you are going to commit a crime? Is it not possible for someone to fight for something based purely on ideology rather than self-interest? What happened to standing up for what you believed because you believe it, and not because you gain from it?

    If you're not willing to fight for your privacy, you don't deserve it in the first place.

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  7. This call is from POTUS. by $$$$$exyGal · · Score: 3, Funny
    Many call centers opt to transmit no caller-ID data instead. Because of this, calls from telemarketers often appear as "out of area" or "unavailable" on caller-ID boxes.

    This new technology allows the telemarketers to make any name appear that they want. Great. Now I'm going to get calls from "President Bush" and "Saddam Hussein" and "Michael Jackson", instead of "Unknown Out of Area Caller". Which is worse? ;-)

    --sex

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    1. Re:This call is from POTUS. by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've already had to block "President Bush", "Saddam Hussein" and "Michael Jackson", they just don't have anything interesting to say anymore.

    2. Re:This call is from POTUS. by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Now I'm going to get calls from "President Bush""

      I got enough of those during election season last year. Apparently he needed my help or something.

    3. Re:This call is from POTUS. by planet+x+pat · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually that would be illegal. If they do give you information, it must be the correct info. Check this out ...
      http://www.junkbusters.com/fcc.html

      BTW, I write software for ACDs not PDs; but I do know a little about the business.

    4. Re:This call is from POTUS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      "President Bush" and "Saddam Hussein" and "Michael Jackson"

      Would it make a difference if it were Natalie Portman, Shania Twain, Marrisa Tomei, Nicole Kidman, or Jennifer Lopez? How about "Hot Nekkid Chick"?

    5. Re:This call is from POTUS. by $$$$$exyGal · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Great. I'm glad it's illegal. But I can still imagine telemarketers "stretching" the law a little. Let's see, let's open up a small division in our corporation with the codename: "Alex Trebek".

      --sex

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    6. Re:This call is from POTUS. by XO · · Score: 1

      Considering that the caller ID information is transmitted by the TELEPHONE company, that would mean that these guys would need to have an alliance with the TELCOS to access/change the databases. Interesting.

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    7. Re:This call is from POTUS. by sporktoast · · Score: 1

      Considering that the caller ID information is transmitted by the TELEPHONE company, that would mean that these guys would need to have an alliance with the TELCOS to access/change the databases. Interesting.
      Sort of. The CID info comes from the originating exchange, which for average homeowners is the building full of TELCO equipment somewhere nearby, where the local analog signal is sampled and routed digitally on it's way (along with the CID info).

      But for businesses with a need for a larger number of phone lines, it makes sense to operate their own exchange. They call it a Private Branch Exchange, or PBX. Get a high capacity digital line (you thought T1s were only for internet connections?) and route digitally yourself.

      And that's just the basics, before you get into fancy stuff. My father-in-law makes all his long-distance calls on calling cards. Though we're both in Ohio, the CID on all of his calls these days says "Colorado Call". The card that he just used up seemed to give something different each time.

      Its less about "changing the database" (as if there is one big one somewhere, and the verious TELCOs were all united in their use of it), than it is telemarketers being their own mini-TELCO, and originating whatever info they wanted (beyond the basic BLOCKED CALL, or OUT-OF-AREA codes).

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    8. Re:This call is from POTUS. by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Would it make a difference if it were Natalie Portman, Shania Twain, Marrisa Tomei, Nicole Kidman, or Jennifer Lopez? How about "Hot Nekkid Chick"?

      Only if it was a video phone.

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    9. Re:This call is from POTUS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OOOOh ya! They can call me all they want!!

      Ring.

      Hi Nicole, I never expected you to call!
      What? Buy a what? ... doh!
      No, I don't want any.

      click.

    10. Re:This call is from POTUS. by regen · · Score: 1
      Many years ago, I worked for Ohio Bell in Columbus, OH (the capital of Ohio). At the time, Caller ID was just becoming available. The local newspaper had caller ID installed on their phone.

      One day the Governor of the State of Ohio, called a reporter at the newspaper to discuss an article, and the governor's direct dial number showed up on hte newspaper reporter's caller ID. The newspaper reporter told the governor what his direct dial number was, and the governor flipped out.

      Now, there was as of yet no provision for blocking sending out your caller ID info on the switches we were using. We had to temporarily turn off all caller ID until we could patch the switch to allow blocking of caller ID info.

    11. Re:This call is from POTUS. by lazybeam · · Score: 2, Funny

      You will rue the day you crossed me Trebek!

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    12. Re:This call is from POTUS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you guys are the fuckers who should be killed for allowing blocking of caller ID information.
      If someone wants to call me they better fucking provide me with accurate information about themselves. Otherwise they can only be child molestors and other unsavory types looking for victims.
      Only criminals block caller ID.

  8. Re:Privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You sir or madam, are an idiot. NO ONE will fight for YOUR privacy, except for you. Go ahead, sit around, and lose your rights. But I'm going to fight the good fight. You can thank me later.

  9. Re:Privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    or maybe you are just a bastard

  10. So... by SubliminalLove · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Is SourceForge working on a competing model yet?

    ~SL

    1. Re:So... by zackbar · · Score: 1

      Why was that offtopic?

      It seemed very on-topic.

    2. Re:So... by SubliminalLove · · Score: 1

      What I meant was, an open-source version of the anti-anti telemarketer program. It was a joke ;). My first down-graded post... I'm so ashamed... ~SL

  11. Incoming Call by JanusFury · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Incoming Call From: Bill Gates
    Accept/Decline? ...

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    1. Re:Incoming Call by $$$$$exyGal · · Score: 3, Funny
      You hit "Decline". On the other end, they see:
      Abort, Retry, Fail?

      --sex

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    2. Re:Incoming Call by The+Bungi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Incoming Call From: Richard Stallman
      GNU/Decline? ...

    3. Re:Incoming Call by W.+Justice+Black · · Score: 1

      Abort, Retry, Fail?

      Phuleeeze. These are telemarketers. It'll be:
      Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail?

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    4. Re:Incoming Call by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Funny
      > > You hit "Decline". On the other end, they see:
      > > Abort, Retry, Fail?
      >
      > Phuleeeze. These are telemarketers. It'll be:
      > Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail?

      Puhleeeze. These are TELEMARKETERS. Itll be:
      Retry, Retry, Retry, Retry?

  12. Loebner Prize winner story by jkauzlar · · Score: 1
    I found the story on the Loebner prize particularly interesting and tried out some of the chat bots that have been developed, esp. Alice. They have a little ways to come as far as language processing, but overall I think they've come very far (the last one I've tried was the psychoanalyst in Emacs).

    I can think of a number of uses for this, including search engines, help desk stuff, etc. How long before this becomes commonplace technology? Five years, ten years?

    1. Re:Loebner Prize winner story by Feyr · · Score: 2, Funny

      get dragon naturally speaking (voice recognition) and a text to speech proggy, combined with one of those bots. hook it all up to your phone line, i bet you can seriously annoy the telemarketers having them talk to eliza!

      thanks god for canada... we rarely ever get any kind of marketing calls here :P

    2. Re:Loebner Prize winner story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thanks god for canada... we rarely ever get any kind of marketing calls here :P

      lol - on the other hand, we originate most of the calls (from Montreal and Toronto). Horrible business.

    3. Re:Loebner Prize winner story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alice is just Eliza with a few extra lines of code. Fundamentally this whole area has gone nowhere in over 20 years. It's still "grep for this pattern, output this canned response". My C++ compiler has more analytic intelligence.

  13. Re:Privacy by Myriad · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I side on the fence that if you care enough about privacy to make it your job to fight it, you clearly have something to hide.

    Since you claim to have nothing to hide, and there should be no concern for privacy, please post your full name and address. I'll be by shortly with a few miniature camera's to install in your bedroom, bathroom, and living room. A few taps for the phone, and other assorted recording and monitoring device. Please also pop the hood on your car so I can install the GPS tracking system. Got a cell phone? I'll need your ESN and number please.

    What? You don't want to provide that? Not even your name, phone number, and address? Why ever not? I though you didn't think privacy mattered!

    Gasp! You must have something to hide!

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  14. What about the other units? by phraktyl · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, who aquired Make.Money.FAST?

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  15. Re:Privacy by JesseL · · Score: 1

    And I believe that just because you have something to hide doesn't mean you shouldn't be able/allowed to hide it. Everybody has plenty of persoanl information and they should have every right to resist it becoming public.

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  16. This software will do more harm to telemarketers by SoCalChris · · Score: 2, Insightful

    developed software that can be used by automated dialing equipment to bypass a TeleZapper, or similar SIT generators, and get through to your phone no matter what.

    I would think that this would do far more to hurt the industry than help them, especially as far as the government deciding whether or not to regulate do not call lists.

  17. Faking callers id's always possible. by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you have your own phone switch, you can send out any caller id you want. It's not authoritative, never has been. It's about the same as a reply-to address in email. It's a shame the poster didn't buy Kevin Mitnick's book after it was mentioned on slashdot so many times, because he does cover caller id spoofing for social engineering on people who do think caller id is a secure way to id the caller.

    1. Re:Faking callers id's always possible. by elfkicker · · Score: 1

      I think most software of this nature has an option to ignore the SIT tones anyway. I put the SIT on my answering machine and still get plenty of marketing calls. It is less than it was tho.

      This product doesn't seem to be doing anything new for all the attentions it's been getting. This should only go to further for state enforced do-not-call lists.

  18. Re:Privacy by The+Bungi · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I absolutely have to keep First Mutual Mortgage and Gordo's Roofing Service out of my bio-weapons cache.

  19. "Stupidity" Article by connsmythe96 · · Score: 1

    Argh, I haven't even finished the FIRST article. Are they writing a book??

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  20. Re:Privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this was actually funny!

    i hate the way modders mod up the psuedo intellectual answers.

    calling the guy a bastard made sense.

    i give you a virtual mod up....Score: 5 Appropriate

    I give the modders ...Score: -1 Real Life is Gonna Break Your Goddamn Door One Day (for being stupid)

  21. Re:Privacy by piranha(jpl) · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Parent-parent posting was worded cleverly (or stupidly, depending on intent):

    I side on the fence that if you care enough about privacy to make it your job to fight it, you clearly have something to hide. [emphasis mine]

    "Fight it", not "fight for it".

  22. I have something to hide by Rares+Marian · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1.My kids' names
    2.Their ages
    3.Their birthdates
    4.The school they go to
    5.My address
    6.What they look like
    7.What route they take home from school
    8.Who their teachers are
    9.Where hteir soccer practice is held
    10.The secret password we use to authenticate and
    11.When I am home and when I am not

    authorize pick-up-the-kid-from-wherever functions

    Oh and privacy isn't just about secrecy, it's about private spaceand private property. Private property means control over that property.

    I think every address should have a public phone to which certain callers are restricted to only leaving messages. Kind of like how you can yell from across the street at me all you like, bu the minute you get on my property I cantell you to go away in which case refusal to do might cause your yell-from-across-the-street privileges to be legally revoked as well.

    Dinner time is highly private property. Weekends and afternoons are highly private property. Ho

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  23. Deadbeats? by yoshi_mon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...and Castel is quick to claim that they created this stuff primarily for collection agencies to help them get through to deadbeats who use TeleZappers.

    Ok, so let me get this straight. I'm Joe deadbeat, but I still pay for a phone. But, since I've been labled a "deadbeat" by EQUIFAX or some rabid collecation agency, it's OK for them to spoof my CallerID or bypass means that I have put in place to try to require callers to present a valid call?

    This type of morality, it's OK to do X to Y beacuse they are Z, just sickens me. I personally think that anyone who subscribes to this kind of slipperly slope logic should get a punch in the mouth.

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    1. Re:Deadbeats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So right.

      I'm surprised they didn't justify their technology as helping to find fugative pedophiles. That's the scapegoat for everything.

    2. Re:Deadbeats? by Tolchz · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that irony was intentional...hoping at least.

    3. Re:Deadbeats? by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Or WOMD. Hello, Saddaam, this is Chirac. (Hoah-hoah-hoah) We Sures gives dem da runs-around, no? Nows, can I buys some of dat dere Anthrax?

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    4. Re:Deadbeats? by DonkeyJimmy · · Score: 0

      This type of morality, it's OK to do X to Y beacuse they are Z, just sickens me. I personally think that anyone who subscribes to this kind of slipperly slope logic should get a punch in the mouth.

      So what you're saying is, that it's OK to punch a person in the mouth because they subscribes to that kind of logic. I hope you've got an irony mouth guard.

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    5. Re:Deadbeats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh, well, you could argue that the money you paid for your phone is borrowed money, since you owe somebody money.

      I think that if you owe someone money, they have a right to try and collect.

    6. Re:Deadbeats? by kfg · · Score: 1

      Well sure, YOU were the one they falsely billed and didn't pay up, causing them to have to waste time and money harrassing you.

      Sheesh. Some people just don't get it.

      KFG

    7. Re:Deadbeats? by km790816 · · Score: 1

      What, like the RIAA hacking your machine because you are suspected of swapping music?

    8. Re:Deadbeats? by cranos · · Score: 1

      Why would he buy it from Saddam when they can get the premium stuff from the US?

    9. Re:Deadbeats? by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 1

      Not anymore he can't.

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    10. Re:Deadbeats? by pianoman113 · · Score: 1

      Ok, so let me get this straight. I'm Joe deadbeat, but I still pay for a phone. But, since I've been labled a "deadbeat" by EQUIFAX or some rabid collecation agency, it's OK for them to spoof my CallerID or bypass means that I have put in place to try to require callers to present a valid call?

      If you're Joe Deadbeat, you aren't "labled" a deadbeat, you are defined as a deadbeat. If a collection agency buys your debt, its because you didn't pay your debt in the first place. It became too expenisive for the original credit provider to pursue, so they sold it to someone else with the resources to go and get you.
      I don't know what moderator called you "Insightful" because your comment seems pretty ignorant. Pay your debts, and you won't ever hear from a collection agency

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    11. Re:Deadbeats? by Corydon76 · · Score: 1
      Debt collection agencies get into heaps of trouble every year for "unfair debt collection practices". Check out the website of your state's agency for regulating the debt collection trade and you'll find several settlements *every* *year*, where the debt collection agency managed to collect money from people who didn't actually owe any money.

      For every person who complains to the proper agency, there are probably 100 people who just gave in to the demands to save on the hassle of contesting the alleged debt.

      For one particular company who tried this with me, not only did I contest it, but I have documented evidence of *two* separate illegal actions on the part of the debt collector (either of which, by federal law, makes the debt uncollectable).

    12. Re:Deadbeats? by Ragica · · Score: 0

      Have no fear, dear Joe D.! Relax. It was just the line they give to emotionally mollify the incredulous masses. They'll make sure their tech gets spread as widely and as evenly as possible, and we'll all be getting calls from them (if the thing actually works). No doubt their announcment at that time will contain some mumbo jumbo about free speach, etc. Yawn.

    13. Re:Deadbeats? by Mr+Reaney · · Score: 0
      This type of morality, it's OK to do X to Y beacuse they are Z, just sickens me. I personally think that anyone who subscribes to this kind of slipperly slope logic should get a punch in the mouth.
      ohhh the irony of it...
    14. Re:Deadbeats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This type of morality, it's OK to do X to Y beacuse they are Z, just sickens me. I personally think that anyone who subscribes to this kind of slipperly slope logic should get a punch in the mouth.


      It sickens me, too! It is ok for you (X) to punch someone in the mouth (Y) because they subscribe to this type of morality (Z).
    15. Re:Deadbeats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you lose your job then we'll see how well you pay YOUR debts.

    16. Re:Deadbeats? by Jesterr · · Score: 1

      ???

      X: punch in mouth
      Y: People who use shoddy logic
      Z: Because you feel they're in the wrong

      Not a particularly well thought comment, eh?

    17. Re:Deadbeats? by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

      It is ok for you (X) to punch someone in the mouth (Y) because they subscribe to this type of morality (Z).

      For the record, I never said it was OK, all I said was that, "I personally think." You can make your own moral conclusions as to if that is OK or not.

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  24. Oops by Rares+Marian · · Score: 1

    10. The secret password we use to authenticate and
    authorize pick-up-the-kid-from-wherever functions.

    Homework time is private property.

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  25. Re:Privacy by phorm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We all have something to hide. Some people are hiding very bad things... others are hiding things that big business or government tells us are bad... but almost everyone does anyways.

    Nobody is 100% innocent.

  26. Caller ID was already compromised... by unicorn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm in charge of the phones, among other things here at the office. And our Nortel switch can already transmit whatever the owner wants, for CID info, according to the company that handles our maitenance contract. The tech told me that it's childishly simple to change it to almost anything.

    And this system, is several years old.

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    1. Re:Caller ID was already compromised... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most telcos nerf this. They require you transmit a valid number on whatever class of line you have (IE a PRI with the series 234-28XX). Changing callerID information is cake, it's basically an encoded string. If you want to see how it works, in source code, check out the asterisk PBX source code and grep for ast_set_callerid. Track the dependancies down and boom you see the signalling that comprises callerid (or read the spec, whichever).

      It still however has to pass through a switch, and that switch (telco run, probably a 5e) can reset the callerid, and generally will.

  27. A Business Held Accountable? Oh My! by Myriad · · Score: 4, Insightful
    VeriSign stands to lose $100 million if the appeal court decides in favour of Kremen. It is doubly concerned however that the case will be used as a foundation for thousands of similar cases in which the registrar and owner of the .com top-level domain has acted negligently.

    Wow, a business being held accountable for their actions? Who would have thought!

    Of course VeriSign would have no problem nuking your domain should you fail to pay them for registering your domain name to you. By definition then you are paying for the domain name to be registered to you.

    If I purchased a car and the dealership turned around and gave my car to someone else do you think they'd get away with it for long?

    If I order food from a restaraunt and they make an error on my order do they turn around and tell my "Tough sh*t"?

    Why then, if someone were to pay VeriSign for a service, should VeriSign not be accountable for said paid for service?

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    1. Re:A Business Held Accountable? Oh My! by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'd damn near piss myself if a waitress told me that. I'd still dine and dash them, but I'd be doing it with a wet crotch.

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    2. Re:A Business Held Accountable? Oh My! by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Funny
      > Why then, if someone were to pay VeriSign for a service, should VeriSign not be accountable for said paid for service?

      Because if they'd really wanted a vendor who was accountable to the customer, and who delivered what was paid for, why the fuck'd they choose Verisign in the first place?

      Old joke:

      Q: How do you know someone in your office is talking to someone at Verisign?
      A: You hear someone three cubes away, screaming at the top of their lungs into the telephone "you dumb motherfucker!"

    3. Re:A Business Held Accountable? Oh My! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Verisign"? I think you misspelled "Verizon".

    4. Re:A Business Held Accountable? Oh My! by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1


      Because if they'd really wanted a vendor who was accountable to the customer, and who delivered what was paid for, why the fuck'd they choose Verisign in the first place?


      Because they were the only game in town?


      The whole sex.com thing comes from before VeriSign bought Network Solutions who, at the time, held the contract to manage the US TLDs (which turned in to quite a suprisingly lucritive business).

  28. $2,700? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to work at a skip-only (acounts sent to us with no numbers, we had to skiptrace first) collection agency. Our margins were razor thin. There's no way in hell we could have spent $2,700 per position for this software.

    Most dialers SUCK BALLS as well- their software was designed by idiots. How does this call-blocker-buster proport to work, anyway?

  29. Corel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should we really feel bad/left out that Corel's products were as irrelevant on Linux as they were on Windows? Frankly, I don't feel too bad about that...but if I were the CEO of Corel that might be different.

  30. Not in Texas (forged caller id) by parc · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In Texas, law explicitly requires callers to identify themselves in CallerID with a phone number the business can be reached at (NOT attached to an autodialer), or if the equipment is not capable of presenting a number, they must state their company name and callback number in the first 30 seconds of a call.

    Note that by having ANY id, your equipment can obviously present callerID.

    For once, Texas has a useful law.

    1. Re:Not in Texas (forged caller id) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wierd! i'm in austin (tx) and every day at around noon for the past month or so I've gotten a fax call (at least that's what it sounds like?) from an unlisted number. junk fax? if so, what idiot includes a block of numbers reserved for CELL PHONES in their junk fax broadside? gah. anyway... :-)

  31. Re:trogdoooooor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Timothy, why does everyone hate you? Is it because you use your mod points the same way George W Bush uses the military? You are an insignifigant speck, and will most certainly bitchslap my account for this( I'll post using my nick so you can look it up, not like you can't anyways). TTFN, Ta Ta for now... AC

  32. Yet another (mostly) shameless plug... by Yoda2 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    In contrast to the chatterbot quest, I've been working on software to provide computers with a more humanlike understanding of language.

    Experience-Based Language Acquisition (EBLA) is an open source software system written in Java that enables a computer to learn simple language from scratch based on visual perception. It is the first "grounded" language system capable of learning both nouns and verbs. Moreover, once EBLA has established a vocabulary, it can perform basic scene analysis to generate descriptions of novel videos.

    A more detailed summary is available here and this is the project web site.

    1. Re:Yet another (mostly) shameless plug... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ... descriptions of novel videos.

      So it can generate captions for MTV?

  33. Are we supposed to take Salon seriously? by chazzf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've always been intrigued by Salon's output, but I cannot honestly take this article seriously. The author has a very clear pro-Loebner bias that he doesn't even try to conceal. His hostility towards Minsky, Dennett, and the rest of the established academic community is so blatant (and unfounded) that it's embarrassing to read. Take this quote:

    Decision sciences, by the simplest possible definition, refers to computerized assistance in resource allocation. An example provided by a press release from MIT announcing the creation of a decision sciences program was "complex computer-based 'passenger yield management' systems and models that the airlines use to adjust pricing of each flight's seats in order to maximize revenue and profitability to the airline." That's a far cry from the bold claims made by A.I. visionaries in decades past. But focusing on such systems has a signal advantage for scientists who have been failing miserably at the Turing test. It gets them off the hook.

    And later: In other words, if you read between the lines what you come up with is that one reason "serious" A.I. scientists don't try to mimic human speech anymore is that they discovered they can't do it.

    Okay, so he's holding up the academics to ridicule because they abandoned the Turing Test. Why did they abandon the Turing Test. Will, according to the filty academic, it's because: ""The Turing test is not very useful for many A.I. scientists today because they work on projects that have nothing to do with human linguistic performance."

    So, the respectable AI people aren't working with the Turing Test because they aren't working with linguistics. Gosh, that seems fairly reasonable to me. I mean, I suppose it's possible that the entire AI academic community, en masse, chose to boycott a hack contest run by an East Coast elite who started the contest because "He's a hedonist who thinks work is an abomination and sloth is our greatest virtue. He got interested in A.I. because he hoped the day would come when robots and A.I.'s could do all the work and people could play all the time." The rich kid wants to play so those damn academics better make me a robot who can bake me a pie. But I digress....

    The contest focuses on a field that has been abandoned by current AI research. Why? Because we can't make it work yet. The hardware isn't there yet. So we're doing other stuff. Look at the progress of chess programs, mission-critical systems, UT bots. AI is getting better. A souped-up ELIZA isn't going to confirm that. They attack the AI people for not producing better entries for a contest the AI people don't find valid. Loebner and the author, who are obviously in the same camp, are trying to have it both ways. Bullshit. If Salon wants my money to stay afloat, they'll have to do better than this.

    ~Chazzf

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    1. Re:Are we supposed to take Salon seriously? by pla · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The author has a very clear pro-Loebner bias that he doesn't even try to conceal. His hostility towards Minsky, Dennett, and the rest of the established academic community is so blatant (and unfounded) that it's embarrassing to read.

      While I will agree with your asserion of a pro-Loebner bias, the embarrassment rests firmly with the Gods-o'-AI that Loebner has made look like fools.

      Even if you ignore all the peripheral circumstances, this comes down to one issue only - If everyone hates Loebner, they all have the option of ignoring him. A wealthy eccentric offering real US cash for a sci-fi-esque goal does NO harm whatsoever to the field.

      However, I do find it somewhat interesting the way AI has divided into different camps, separated into decision making processes (DS), and overt system behavior (MS, "mimetics sciences"). As much as DS has to offer computer science in general, no amount of grandstanding and assertion by the "experts" can hide the fact that, fundamentally, they no longer have anything to do with AI-proper. So if they dislike the label... Not a problem. Their work doesn't involve it anyway, just a sort of "natural" approach to design and analysis of algorithms. If they can live with that fact, that they've completely abandoned the goals they started with, I'll gladly call them "decision scientists". But I won't stop hoping that real AI researchers will eventually make something that acts passably human.

      I personally feel (and suspect many geeks who grew up on Neuromancer, 2001, and countless other staples of sci-fi do as well), that "real" AI means "able to fake humanity well enough to convince a real human". If Minsky et al don't believe that, fine, they can do their own thing (which, ironically enough, they want to *deprive* the other camp of that same right). But going out of their way to denounce a contest... Who should feel ashamed of themselves?

    2. Re:Are we supposed to take Salon seriously? by Goldsmith · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Did you read the whole article?

      I had the same opinions throughout the first section, but at the end, he points out that the Turing test will likely be won by a program which is no smarter "than a bucket of hammers," and that real AI will come from the academic research.

      The main reason he likes Loebner is that he approves of his support of hobbyists and underdogs. At the same time he compares him to (the literary version of) Don Quixote, who was dangerous, silly, unreasonable and idiotic.

      At the same time, he appears to dislike the standoffish nature of the academics who appear unable to come to grips with the slow development in their field... whatever, I can understand that. Ivory tower science is not something I'm a big fan of, and I'm a scientest.

      My main problem with the article is that this all comes out in the last page. Kind of like "surprise, this is what I REALLY think".

    3. Re:Are we supposed to take Salon seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, please take Salon seriously. They need the money! Subscribe today!

    4. Re:Are we supposed to take Salon seriously? by ca1v1n · · Score: 1

      Actually, AI researchers now make the distinction between systems that think/act rationally, and systems that think/act like humans. Either way it's AI. After decades of watching the results of their experiments, they decided that using humans as a sole comparison was pretty messed up, because humans themselves are pretty messed up. AI gives us the chance to create something that is in some ways more than human. Expecting all of them to be bug-for-bug compatible with us is an understandable mistake for those who made it decades ago, but now that we've seen the amazing things AI can do, we should know better.

    5. Re:Are we supposed to take Salon seriously? by Ragica · · Score: 0

      Bzzt! Failed the test. Next contestant please.

    6. Re:Are we supposed to take Salon seriously? by Ragica · · Score: 1, Interesting
      I read the whole article, and while at points I wondered why i was wasting time on such a long pointless piece, in the end I was very glad I did. The ironies within ironies within ironies contained in this tail... were amazing. The obvious ironies like the bit about Loebner co-opting Minsky's "prize" to be a part of his own. Brilliant. The irony of Loebner suddenly comparing identifying sexual discrimination against his associations with that of those against Turing! Awesome. All of this irony-within-irony monkey business leading finally up to the ALICE bot creator (and prize winner) who denies there is likely any human intelligence let alone computer intelligence. Fascinating irony of ironies! And of course over all wrapping irony of the seemingly childish behavior of virtually everyone... the article was called "Artificial Stupidity", but could easily have been reversed as: "Stupid Artificiallity".

      Even if the whole story was biased and proved to be a pack of lies, it was excellent writing, well worth the read, and worthy of much ironic ponderance on many levels.

      They say one of the signs of intelligence is a sense of humour. Obviously most of the commentators here failed to intelligently read this piece.

  34. Re:Privacy by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Good Job Myriad! Once again, bringing idiocy to its penultimate level is the best way to get the point across.

    Skeletons in the closet,
    AWG

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  35. Re:Privacy by shepd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, then you should have no problem if I send you a set of envelope sized clear ziplock sandwich bags that you can use for your mail instead of wasting your money on envelopes, right?

    If I included postage on them would you use them? It's not a bad deal really. I mean, if you have nothing to hide, why should you worry if the postman you hate across the street opens all your mail (undetected, because it's ziplock!) and gives it a peruse. Maybe he can even report any mistakes you've made on paying your Visa to the credit agency for you, or errors on your income tax report to the IRS! How excellent!

    If you don't want that, well, you must have something to hide. I mean, it's not like it's even going to cost you anything to do this, you'd _make_ money, and your only cost is the privacy you don't value anyways!

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  36. The worst people to call by macdaddy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Think about it this way. Why on Earth would you want to call the people who have gone out of their way to say they don't want to talk to you? It's not likely they are likely to buy anything from you just because their impressed you can ring through on their landline and around whatever means they have to block you. All you'll really accomplish is to piss them off even further.

    It might even be possible to say that by intentionally bypassing someone's blocks they put on your incoming calls that you're harassing them. IANAL though. I only play one on slashdot.

    1. Re:The worst people to call by geekoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      actually, that may not be true. I did door to door sales*, and the rule of thumb is, the more 'No Soliciting' signs, the more likely you would make a sale.

      *it was a very long time ago, and I am not proud of it. Interesting note, I found out if I took my merchendise to a strip club, people would by it in droves. I had to give the girls 10%,but hey everyone gets there cut.

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    2. Re:The worst people to call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last time I displayed my "merchandise" in a strip club the guards threw me out....

    3. Re:The worst people to call by taj · · Score: 1

      Turn the cards around. When are you most likely to use a device like that?

      Perhaps after your elderly relative has purchased plastic siding for the third time in a year?

    4. Re:The worst people to call by st.+augustine · · Score: 2, Interesting

      actually, that may not be true. I did door to door sales*, and the rule of thumb is, the more 'No Soliciting' signs, the more likely you would make a sale.

      Makes sense. If you know you're pathologically susceptible to marketing, your best course of action is to try not to be marketed-at in the first place.

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    5. Re:The worst people to call by XJoshX · · Score: 1

      What the hell were you selling?

    6. Re:The worst people to call by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I found out if I took my merchendise to a strip club, people would by it in droves.

      Well, you obviously weren't an encyclopedia salesman. What were you selling? Vacuum cleaners with all sorts of nifty attachement heads?

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    7. Re:The worst people to call by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Wow, didn't know that strippers loved vacuum cleaners so much!

  37. phone teergrube/SPEWS by sleepingsquirrel · · Score: 3, Funny
    What we need to do is start apply spam principals to telemarketers, like a teergrube. I don't know if it would be possible to do, but I'd like to have a button next to my phone which I could press which wouldn't hang up the connection for an hour or two, thus clogging up their precious lines. I've heard that law enforcement has something like this to help in tracing calls. Or even better, have a machine setup which listens in and whenever it hears a pause on the other end of the line it would spit out a canned recording saying something like "hmmm.. that's interesting. Tell me more".

    And why exactly can't we have a SPEWS/blackhole type of call blocking list? I'm paitently waiting.

    1. Re:phone teergrube/SPEWS by Kphrak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Holding the line clogs up your precious line, too. Even if you're not listening, it still wastes your time (and maybe money).

      I think we need either more advanced telephone technology, or a different idea.

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    2. Re:phone teergrube/SPEWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make the button if you'd like, but the telemarketer who doesn't hear anything on your end will hang up the connection on their end. Almost instantly.

    3. Re:phone teergrube/SPEWS by Corydon76 · · Score: 1
      There's a much better solution that doesn't involve taking up your phone line. At a crisis line, we'd regularly get obscene phone calls. The solution? An airhorn blasted into the telephone, followed by a quick hangup.

      Remember, a telemarketer has to be able to hear in order to take orders. If you remove their hearing (even temporarily), you've wasted a good amount of their time, without even having to be on the line.

    4. Re:phone teergrube/SPEWS by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Or even better, have a machine setup which listens in and whenever it hears a pause on the other end of the line it would spit out a canned recording saying something like "hmmm.. that's interesting. Tell me more".

      Speach to text converter to a web site and out through a speach synthisizer:

      Eliza: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you?
      You: Hi. Could I intrest you in some aluminium siding?
      Eliza: Do you wish to intrest me?
      You: Yes. Did you know that aluminum siding can increase the resale value of your home by many thousands of dollars?
      Eliza: You are sure?
      You: It is one of the best invesments you can make in your home.
      Eliza: Oh, i can make in my home.
      You: Yes! We can make an appointment for someone to visit you in your home to give you a price estimate.
      Eliza: You are sure?
      You: Just pick a date and we'll make the appointment.
      Eliza: Please go on.
      You: A representitive will come by and measure your house. He will show you the various options to beautify your home.
      Eliza: What about your own house he will show i the various options to beautify my home?
      You: Why yes, my own house has aluminum siding and I love it. It was inexpensive and it is quite beautiful.
      Eliza: Why do you say your own house has aluminum siding and you love it it was inexpensive and it is quite beautiful?
      You: I am not just saying that because I am paid to, our representitive can show you some samples and you can decide for yourself.
      Eliza: How long have you been paid to our representitive can show i some samples and i can decide for myself?
      You: Hmmm? Uhh, I've been working here for over a year, and I am confident that once you see our samples you will be impressed.
      Eliza: How long have you been confident that once i see our samples i will be impressed?
      You: Almost as long as I've worked here. Our customers have been extremely happy with our aluminum siding.
      Eliza: Please go on.
      You: [goes on for 2 more hours...]


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    5. Re:phone teergrube/SPEWS by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      *shudders in excitement*

      There's one I hadn't thought of. Very very nice.

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  38. Those that won't buy by phorm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The question remains:
    If people are willing to subscribe to/buy telezappers, block lists, do not call lists, etc...

    Can't telemarketers get the point that these people are not potential sales, they're only potential angry call recipients?

    Not only that, but wouldn't forging a phone number come under some sort of legal troubles... especially if you used a number that somebody else owns?

    1. Re:Those that won't buy by blair1q · · Score: 1

      At the very least, they'd want to hear about methods to block the calls that get around their other blocks.

      There's got to be a buck somewhere in that.

    2. Re:Those that won't buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your telco won't stand for it. They sell this service, and they also ultimately control what callerid information goes over their network.

      You think it wouldn't be trivial for a 5e operator to stop this software from working? I can send whatever information I want to over my phone system, that doesn't mean it won't be altered at the teleco switch before it even reaches you.

    3. Re:Those that won't buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Unless, of course, they sell telezappers via telemarketing.

      Ring. Ring.

      "Uh. hello?"

      "Hello, occupant! I believe you are the proud owner of one Telezapper Mark I?"

      "Uh. Yes."

      "How would you like it if I sent you the mark II model for only $50 +tax? It will help keep out annoying calls like this?"

      "Uh, right. My credit card number is ... could you overnight courier that please? Thanks."

    4. Re:Those that won't buy by featheredfrog · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but wouldn't forging a phone number come under some sort of legal troubles... especially if you used a number that somebody else owns?


      Doesn't seem to discourage the sc*mb*g who's been joejob-spamming Vacation Timeshares on one of my email addresses for the last week.


      Where is Mr. TwobyFour you really need him?

  39. Yeah, right by taustin · · Score: 2, Informative

    It is also claimed that the software can deliver any type of text or phone number to a recipient's caller ID box, no matter if it's true or false, and that it can also bypass the anti-telemarketer blocks made available by some telephone companies, such as SBC and Qwest.

    Anybody with an IDSL or PBX phone system can put in anything they want on Caller ID. And recognizing SIT tones is a feature on better telemarketing rigs, and generally one that can be turned off. They don't "bypass" the telezapper, they simply ignore it. Duh.

    On the other hand, any telemarketer that pays $2700 for something so obivously a ripoff will get no sympathy from me.

    1. Re:Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously detecting and ignoring SIT tones is a feature, but it's one that's required by law for automated dialers. If they disable it they're liable for significant fines. Granted they're fly-by-night operations, but I still don't think they'll do this.

      I interpreted it as a device that can detect Telezapper-style devices and distinguish them from telco SIT tones.

  40. On second thought... by shepd · · Score: 1

    Re-reading your sentence just made me realise it made no sense at all.

    Sorry for responding, but it's unclear to me exactly what the hell you're trying to say now that I've taken a second look at it.

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  41. DMCA Violation? by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Isn't Castle, Inc's software a direct violation of the DMCA? It purposely gets around blocks AND can falsely report information to a caller id box. Sounds like it's time to pull out the lawyers.

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    1. Re:DMCA Violation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Yeh, seems I remember DVD-JON got hung up pretty good for bypassing technological locks.

      Do you think they have the guts to do it to a tie guy?

    2. Re:DMCA Violation? by finkployd · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Everyone seems to forget the word "copyright" in that acronym. And what copyright are they violating by bypassing the callerID box and call blockers?

      I know you mean well with comment, but the DMCA does not apply to circumvension of everything, just copyright stuff.

      Finkployd

    3. Re:DMCA Violation? by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      I know that the DMCA is SUPPOSED to apply to copyrighted material, but think of it this way.

      The phone company cannot publish your phone number without your permission. That immediately gives an implied copyright to your phone number. By bypassing technological locks on your phone number to prevent telemarketers from contacting you or having your number as one that works, they (by a long stretch) can be seen as bypassing technological locks to copyrighted material (e.g. bypassing the telezapper to get your phone to ring).

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    4. Re:DMCA Violation? by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      Hell no. Especially not one that will profit with a hefty sum of $2700 per seat. I think it'd be safe to say that Castle, Inc might be the Microshaft of the telecommunications world.

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    5. Re:DMCA Violation? by finkployd · · Score: 1

      That is a real stretch, but I suppose I have seen stranger interpretations of the DMCA in recent months.

      Finkployd

    6. Re:DMCA Violation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why was this ranked flamebait?! Christ.

    7. Re:DMCA Violation? by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      I know it's a stretch, but it's one I'd be willing to try and make to a judge to protect my phone number.

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    8. Re:DMCA Violation? by nojomofo · · Score: 1

      Seems to me that when the DMCA was applied to chips in printer cartridges that it passed out of the realm of copyrights....

    9. Re:DMCA Violation? by finkployd · · Score: 1

      Agreed, that law no longer has any limits.

      Finkployd

  42. Re:Privacy by swv3752 · · Score: 1

    Don't you think you would have been better at hiding your little troll club?

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  43. worse by waspleg · · Score: 1

    what happens when all the data farms get sold to these assholes? suddenly you start getting calls from your mom, your friends, your job only when you answer the phone its a friendly telemarketer who want sjust a moment of your time to complete their survey..

    oh well, i remember reading extensive articles about these kinds of things 10 years ago on bbs's.. (how to block/change/build your own shit etc) i guess now its mainstream for telemarketers hooray

  44. Re:Privacy (or why should the parent be modded UP) by Mitreya · · Score: 1
    No, no, mod the parent up!
    There should be a mod +1 "Common misconception shared by many".

    The parent is *serious*, it seems. I think a couple of good replies have been posted and modded up already. But please, mod him up or put up an explanation for him. Unless its a troll do not mod him down and pretend he does not exist.

  45. Don't feed the trolls by Wee · · Score: 1
    This is one just too obvious.

    -B

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    1. Re:Don't feed the trolls by Mitreya · · Score: 1

      I would think that a lot of non-trolls think so, even if this one is a troll. Maybe not in such a uncompromising manner, but still. Just like not everyone undestands or knows why DMCA is bad, the same way some people do not understand the importance of privacy (especially while they more or less have it still).

    2. Re:Don't feed the trolls by kfg · · Score: 1

      Or, one can view it as being fed a straight line, giving one the opportunity to reveal the joke.

      Some trolls are just a good respose waiting the happen.

      KFG

    3. Re:Don't feed the trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then it's not a troll.

      A troll draws out impassioned hot-button responses that everyone already knows about and which aren't going to sway anyone. There really isn't any humour in it other than the troll poster snickering at all the dumb suckers being oh-so quixotically earnest.

      Take it all too seriously, and the trolls have already won. ;)

  46. Re:Privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or have been a victim of, or know how to use personal privacy to do harm.

    Must be a liberial. Only way you pretend to win is by cheating.

    IE, creating a sub group of misinformed turds within a loosely bound forum and...forget it...

  47. DMCA On Them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It is also claimed that the software can deliver any type of text or phone number to a recipient's caller ID box, no matter if it's true or false, and that it can also bypass the anti-telemarketer blocks made available by some telephone companies, such as SBC and Qwest.
    So if someone uses the DMCA to stop their shenanigans, am I supposed to feel good or bad about it?
  48. Re:Privacy by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

    Can I just get some information about you then?
    I'd like to know your preferred brand of bread.
    And I'd like to know if you like mayonnaise.
    Could you also tell me whether you make between 40-75k a year or 75-100k a year or more?
    In addition, I would like your full name, address, phone number, and your nationality.
    What is your checking account routing number?

  49. Re:Privacy (or why should the parent be modded UP) by swv3752 · · Score: 1

    Read his journal and tell me he is not a troll.

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  50. Re:Privacy by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

    "I side on the fence that if you care enough about privacy to make it your job to fight it, you clearly have something to hide."

    I'm more worried about lack of context. For example, if the MPAA finds a log somewhere that shows my computer downloaded Harry Potter.avi, how do they know the following:

    1.) That the .AVI actually contained the movie.
    2.) That I don't already own the DVD.
    3.) That I was the one who downloaded it, as opposed to a clever e-mail virus or something.
    4.) That I downloaded it beacuse I clicked the wrong link or because it was misrepresented.

    Not having anything to hide does not mean you're exempt from being burned by this. People can draw all kinds of wild conclusions with little bits of data like that. Do you want to be labeled as a music pirate because you made a copy of a music CD to keep in your car?

  51. no CID info sent on T-1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you have a lot of lines you'll probably have at least a T-1 for the phone system. I haven't seen a T-1/PBX send out CID info as it is. I know it has to be possible somehow, but all the places I worked I just left it alone and the caller just saw "unavailable". I know a lot of the hospitals around here are like that too.

    1. Re:no CID info sent on T-1 by tintruder · · Score: 1

      It all depends upon the features you order the lines with. Less features, less cost. Beyond that, your PBX can be programmed in numerous ways.

  52. sordid by pangu · · Score: 1

    sex.com having sordid adventures... I sure hope so!

  53. Re:Privacy by cyril3 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    have nothing to hide, and there should be no concern for privacy

    Just because someone has nothing to hide it doesn't mean they are happy for everyone to know everything in intimate detail. That I have nothing to hide as far as the government or law enforcement is concerned doesn't mean I am happy to have you watch me in the shower.

    I always assumed that the term "nothing to hide" meant roughly that I had nothing that would cause me too much grief if it became known to people who mattered to me in some way (eg I don't want my wife to know about the pr0n or my boss to know its gay pr0n).

    As you don't particularly matter to me its not a question of 'nothing to hide', it's just none of your damn business.

  54. Where's the DCMA when you need it. by cyril3 · · Score: 1

    Why isn't this type of crap covered by the security circumvention laws.

  55. What about 911? by Controlio · · Score: 1

    Caller ID is easy to spoof, our company spoofs ALL outgoing phone traffic to report the phone number of our main trunk line. So this isn't that surprising to me. It's all in what you send over the data channel.

    But what about 911? They use something other than Caller ID, don't they? Something that can't be spoofed by the end user? If they don't, or it can in fact be spoofed as well, I can see quite a bit of abuse once this practice becomes mainstream.

    What is their "special" Caller ID called? How is it transmitted to them? Can regular people receive it?

    1. Re:What about 911? by rot26 · · Score: 4, Informative

      But what about 911? They use something other than Caller ID, don't they? Something that can't be spoofed by the end user? If they don't, or it can in fact be spoofed as well, I can see quite a bit of abuse once this practice becomes mainstream. What is their "special" Caller ID called? How is it transmitted to them? Can regular people receive it?

      What you're talking about is ANI, which IIRC is "automated number information". It's out-of-band information (unlike caller ID) which is primarily used for billing purposes by whatever carriers lie between the caller and callee. It cannot be blocked (unless you're one of the rated carriers in the middle, then you're regulated out the ass anyway.)

      I used to write automated call software (incoming and outgoing) and I worked with this all the time. It used to REALLY piss off people who have their caller ID blocked (or have used *67) yet have their number recognized anyway. Hehehe.

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    2. Re:What about 911? by Phexro · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't know about 911, but corporate customers can get ANI (Automatic Number Identification) on their lines. Some prefixes have ANI built-in, like 888. ANI has been around for a long time, long before CID. I'm sure that googling will turn up tons and tons of information on ANI for you, if you're more interested.

      CID has always been a consumer-level service, and this just shows that a little better.

    3. Re:What about 911? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 2, Funny

      I used to write automated call software (incoming and outgoing) and I worked with this all the time. It used to REALLY piss off people who have their caller ID blocked (or have used *67) yet have their number recognized anyway. Hehehe.

      In fact, I used to work for a guy that would hold a grudge against everybody that ever quit the job, and he would literally call them and harass them and do all kinds of weird shit. So, when I quit working for him, I quit answering the phone. He was also paranoid and had his call ID blocked, so nobody could see his number when he calls them. The first time he called (idiot, he left a message so I knew it was him) I waited until the answering machine finished, and then I picked up the phone and blocked his number. You don't have to know the number you're blocking, you just have to be able to block it right after they call.

      He was confused, and it took him something close to a week to figure out that he should call from another phone. Heh. Then he didn't harass me, saying something about respecting me for figuring out how to block his phone. Idiot.

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  56. Re:Privacy by geekoid · · Score: 1

    my son and daughter are.
    I want to keep everything about them private.

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  57. Telezapper and other cheese by rot26 · · Score: 5, Informative

    All the telezapper does it emit the first of the three tones in a standard SIT signal... you know, the little "doo dee dweep the number you have dialed is no longer in service" thing you get from time to time. This tone is handled in the automated dialing software the same way that any other tones (1,2,3,#,etc) are... i.e. however the programmer wants to handle it, depending on the application. There's no magic involved in "getting around" a telezapper, it would involve one line of programming code to simply ignore it.

    by the way, you don't NEED a telezapper... if you use an answering machine, just record the SIT tone (or even the first 1/3rd of it) at the beginning of your outgoing message. Human callers expect weird noises from answering machines, they just ignore it. But automated dialers which are programmed to look for it assume the number is disconnected.

    To get the SIT tones, just google up sit.wav, you can find it all over the place.

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  58. Re:Privacy by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 1

    The difference is whether you're hiding something purely to protect your privacy, or to perpetrate a crime, there's the rub. One must assume the former lest be condemnatory of the whole race.

  59. Re:Privacy by kfg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It isn't a question of my privacy. It is a question of my *right* to be secure in my person, home, and papers.

    The privacy issue is the privacy of the telemarketer or collection agency. *They* are the ones crying right to "privacy" while trying to devise ways to violate my *right* to be secure in my home by demanding entry without revealing who they are first.

    If someone comes to my door wearing a ski mask and asks to be let in but won't tell me who they are, well guess what? *I ain't lettin' 'em in.*

    Go figure.

    What this software does is allow them to knock on my door and request entry *while disguised as my girlfriend.*

    Well, as my dear, sweet, little old granny used to say, " They can blow that shit right out their fuckin' ass!"

    Granny was a pisser. I miss the old bat.

    Well, I can just pull the plug on the damned phone I guess. The telemarketers get more use out of it than I do. I'm not sure why I bother paying thirty bucks a month so MCI can call me and ask me to pay fifty bucks a month anyway.

    I suppose then they'll find a way to legally force me to have a phone as way to protect their "freedom" to try to sell me shit I don't want.

    Oh. Wait. *I didn't say that.*

    Oh Shit. Now I've gone and done it.

    KFG

  60. At the risk of negative karma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I submitted an article about the telemarketing fsckers and it was rejected!!

  61. How do you enforce that? by nlinecomputers · · Score: 1
    I live it Texas and most such calls show up as unknown and it is pulling teeth to get them to even tell me the company name.

    Hello.

    Hello Mr. X. I'm Bob I'd like to tell you about this great...

    Who are you?

    I'm Bob.

    No what company?

    This isn't a sales call...

    What company?

    Well I calling for WhizmoPhone.

    And this isn't a sales call?

    No I offering you the chance to save money...

    No I offering _you_ the chance to get a sale.

    Oh?

    Yes, call someone else. I anit buying. *slam!*

    It allways takes longer then 30 sec to get that far.
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    1. Re:How do you enforce that? by SubtleNuance · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The best thing you can do, to STOP them from calling someone else -- is to quicly say "OHHH! great, i was just looking ot buy a %whatever%. Can you hold a moment while I get a pad and paper".

      Then put the phone down until you hear it buzzing (they hang up).

      this stretches the calls out so they cant bother more people.

      pass it on ;)

    2. Re:How do you enforce that? by Amroarer · · Score: 1

      Back when I was at school, my family used to pass telemarketers off to my little brother (who was about ten). That was even more fun than just letting the phone hang.

      He could keep them talking for ages, in the way that only an interested and precocious ten year old can, and I guess they'd been told never to be rude to clients, because they very rarely hung up on him. They'd keep on trying to work the conversation around to trying to sell him windows, and he'd keep on talking off on random tangents.

      He had fun, and listening in on one side of the conversation was usually pretty entertaining.

    3. Re:How do you enforce that? by parc · · Score: 1

      When I get an unknown call, I always make sure and get their full name as well as their company name. I then give them a short speech about how they are in violation of Texas telecommunications law and ask what their supervisor's name is. I then ask to speak with that supervisor.

      One of these days I may actually sue one of these jokers in small claims court, but the maximum allowed damages in Texas are pretty low. By giving the person calling a hard time, I end up keeping them off someone elses line for 10 minutes or so.

  62. Overcoming Telezapper Type Blocks by jmcharry · · Score: 3, Informative

    Since these devices answer, then play the SIT tones, a fair number of predictive dialers are immune to them anyway. The reason is that they detect answer supervision and move their tone detectors to another call. Real SITs are sent without answer supervision, and moving the detectors to the next call saves resources.

    As to sending false CLID, a PRI trunk can be made to do it, if the carrier doesn't enforce checking. For that much outbound calling, probably a lot of carriers would be more than happy, if they bother doing that in any case.

    I don't know, or perhaps don't recall, where the name lookup is done. If it is from the A end, it would be equally easy to fake. If it is done at the receiving telco, they would have to give the real number of the institution being faked.

    There is a plethora of discussion on Telezappers in comp.dcom.telecom. Check the Google archive.

  63. Telespammer solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They will start calling you collect.

  64. Re:Privacy by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 1

    You start digging, and EVERYONE has something that they're not proud of.
    It might not be illegal, but technically, neither is getting a bj'er in the oval office.
    Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. Everyone has some dark, dirty secret, that although not illegal, may show some character flaw which could be embarassing, or destructive. You just gotta dig.
    Hell you dig deep enough and in the right place, you might just find some things that I'm not proud of. And that's the stuff that I don't want you, the neighbours, or the family dog digging up.

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  65. Domains as property... by httpamphibio.us · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    so as rabid /.'ers are we supposed to be FOR or AGAINST domains being property?

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  66. Re:Privacy by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 1

    And before you ask, hookers. Lots and lots of hookers.

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  67. secure caller id exists by commodoresloat · · Score: 0, Troll
    people who do think caller id is a secure way to id the caller.

    There is a secure way to id the caller. Answer the fucking phone. If the call really is from your grandma, she will nag you to cut your hair or something rather than trying to sell you a subscription to Redbook.

    1. Re:secure caller id exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no no, you call someone in a company and spoof a caller id of someone in the internal phone network. That way it looks like you're really someone that belongs to the company. Kevin didn't mention anything about telemarketers.

  68. Re:Privacy by Arrgh · · Score: 1

    Are you sure you meant penultimate, meaning second-from-ultimate?

  69. Re:Privacy by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

    You remind me of my old sig that said something along the lines of "People in glass houses don't screw, either. The nosy neighbors keep ruining the mood."

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  70. The real cost of competition by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Read any book on the insides of competing in the computer chess arena: Getting your system ready to run in a competition actually takes work. Having managed a CS research lab, I'd say that the last week is often dedicated to locking down the system, pulling out the really flaky experimental parts and testing it to make sure that there aren't any nasty surprises in the middle of the 'show'.

    If the Loebner prize isn't respected by your peers, then the competition isn't that much worth the work of cleaning up your system for the competition. If competing was simply a case of opening up a telnet port to the equivalent of your running nightly build, it wouldn't be such a big issue running in each and every competition out there.

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  71. I have something to hide too by Bendebecker · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. The fact that I don't have a girlfriend
    2. The fact I use M$ Windoze
    3. The fact that I like vi and COBOL.

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    1. Re:I have something to hide too by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      vi rocks. emacs is for commies.

  72. Re: Deadbeats by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

    Ok, so let me get this straight. I'm Joe deadbeat, but I still pay for a phone. But, since I've been labled a "deadbeat" by EQUIFAX or some rabid collecation agency, it's OK for them to spoof my CallerID or bypass means that I have put in place to try to require callers to present a valid call?

    Dear Mr. Mon,

    You are absolutely correct. Not only that, but we are also granted access to slashdot.org's log files. Now, if you don't want us to inform your loved ones that you're the "In Soviet Russia..." troll, you'll give us a call right now.

    Sincerely,
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  73. Better than blocking... maybe. by macX_rocks · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A friend of mine lives in Denver and his phone has a service provided by Qwest (I think he got the service when they were still USWest) that plays a message stating that "this number does not accept solicitations... if you're a solicitor hang up and put this # on do-not-call list, otherwise press 1..." His phone doesn't ring unless the caller presses 1. There is also some legislation in Colorado that states, with a system like that, any solicitor who presses 1 to go through anyway can be sued for something like $10k per incident. My friend tells me there have been very few times when a solicitor comes through (where he then mentions the possible fine and they hang up abruptly).

    I wonder why there aren't more phone companies offering such a service and why more states don't back up the disturbances with hefty fines. Maybe the telemarketers' lobbyists are lining pockets... maybe(?).

    1. Re:Better than blocking... maybe. by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      he mentions the fine?

      id be collecting the fine
      any numbfuck who still presses one deserves it

    2. Re:Better than blocking... maybe. by escher · · Score: 2, Funny

      I used to do telephone surveys. (Bad economy! I needed the job!) Since we actually weren't selling anything we'd press 1 and go through.

      One lady I called had an unlisted number. She was really upset and asked how we were able to call her. I explained that we were using an autodialer that dialed numbers at random.

      She then said, and I quote, "Well, what I want to know is how can you randomly dial an unlisted number!!", and then abruptly hung up. Good thing to, since I started laughing my ass off at that point.

    3. Re:Better than blocking... maybe. by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      I've got a cell phone for my regular phone (no land line!) and in Massachusetts, there's a $500 fine for telemarketing to a cell phone.

      The first time I got one, I mentioned the fine and they hung up. The second time, I got the person's name, and full contact information of the company first... THEN I mentioned the fine. Muahahahaha!

      -T

    4. Re:Better than blocking... maybe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The telemarketers are lining the telephone companies pockets. They are some of their best customers.

    5. Re:Better than blocking... maybe. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      The second time, I got the person's name, and full contact information of the company first... THEN I mentioned the fine. Muahahahaha!

      No, you're only permitted a "chuckle" for that.

      In order to be entitled to a "Muahahahaha!" you have to get the full contact information, mention the fine, and collect on the fine. Muahahahaha! :)

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  74. UK telemarketing by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    We dont get enough telemarketers in the UK, the ones I do get are mostly charities, and i dont have the heart to have fun with them. I want more telemarketing people that i can screw with, i once had a double glazing salesman say "thanks for wasting my time" after i had him on for 10 mins. My ultimate goal is to give one a heart attack but thats very hard to do over the phone. I guess if i had them calling all the time it would get boring and piss me off.

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    1. Re:UK telemarketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [ObGaiman]
      UK telemarketers made the mistake of calling Crowley at a very bad time, and were eaten by demons.

  75. Re:Privacy by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 1

    Yes, I always leave margin for error.

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  76. Telemarketers and the Loebner Prize by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

    1. Win Loebner Prize
    2. Adapt it to answer telemarketing calls
    3. Fun and maybe Profit

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    1. Re:Telemarketers and the Loebner Prize by jcast · · Score: 1

      Just don't say you've ``passed'' the Loebner prize w/o his permission, or he'll sick his dogs on you, or something.

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    2. Re:Telemarketers and the Loebner Prize by dejaffa · · Score: 1

      No way -- passing _that_ would be way too painful.

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  77. Re:Privacy by Elentar · · Score: 1

    Actually, as my sole telephone has been a mobile phone for the past several years, I've learned that you _ARE_ required to have a landline phone for many things. As it turns out, you can't apply for anything involving a credit check without supplying a valid telephone number - and mobile numbers aren't valid.

    I've ranted about it many times, and I've never had any success in gettinga around it. My mobile number causes an error, they can't process without any number at all, and using a friend's number works but doesn't help your credit score.

    Stupid phone companies.

    -Elentar

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  78. Re:Privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're not willing to fight for your privacy, you don't deserve it in the first place.

    Er, and who gets to dictate this? You? Benjamin Franklin?

    Privacy is part and parcel of autonomy. It is a right. That means it descends from the individual, and isn't bestowed by the likes of you. I get to decide what to do with my privacy, including pissing it away slowly, abrogating it immediately, or starting an alien cult to help me defend it to the death.

  79. Can we use ANI instead of CID? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are there devices that can get the ANI data, outside of being a 911 operator? Or does the phone company only allow certain circuits access to ANI?

    1. Re:Can we use ANI instead of CID? by Dahan · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can get the ANI if you have a toll-free number... I guess the idea is that you're paying for the call, so you have the right to know who's calling or something. A couple years ago, you could call 1-800-MY-ANI-IS and get the number of the phone you were calling from read back to you. Apparently it got abused too much and they (MCI, I think) discontinued it or something.

    2. Re:Can we use ANI instead of CID? by rot26 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Are there devices that can get the ANI data, outside of being a 911 operator? Or does the phone company only allow certain circuits access to ANI?

      It's been five years since I was in the telecom industry, so things have probably changed. But at the time, the only way to get ANI was to have a leased line directly into the switch of a carrier who was willing to provide it. (Not all were... some would only provide it to other tarriffed carriers. I don't know if this was a legal thing or just their way of not having to deal with riff-raff like me.) However, in any given area (basically all over the US) I never had any problem finding a provider, although since it involved a leased line (be it POTS, ISDN, whatever) it was very expensive, and as someone else mentioned, it's only available with a toll-free number, so in addition to leased-line costs you get to pay for all the phone calls too.

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  80. NICE by Tokerat · · Score: 0


    +1 Insightful and let's pray this makes it to 10 Hot Comments.

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  81. I can already do this by wikki · · Score: 1

    My Adtran Telephone switch will let me put in whatever caller ID name and numbers I want. We've got a PRI at work and I can send my DID numbers for each employee, or our main office.

  82. SBC, spam, "pink contracts," and telemarketers... by aquarian · · Score: 1

    It's long been rumored that SBC has "pink contracts" with certain spammers, where for a certain amount of extra money, SBC agrees to hold off enforcing its supposed anti-spam policies. So if they do this as an ISP, what's to prevent them from doing this with regular phone service?

    And they do. Pacbell, an SBC company, has been doing this for years. Even if you sign up for an unlisted number, certain companies, notably the LA Times, seem to automatically get it within hours of your establishing a new line. This has happened to me every time I've gotten a new phone line in the last 15 years. When I ask how they could have gotten my unlisted number, they say it's automatic whenever someone gets a new phone. So there you go -- the number *is* being given out, even when you've *paid extra* to not have this happen.

    Taking this one step further -- if unlisted numbers are for sale to the right bidder -- why wouldn't they let certain companies, for the right price, get through caller ID blocking systems?

    The fact is, there's no real protection. Whatever the laws are, companies seem to flout them freely. That's because there's no practical means of enforcement.

    Take faxes, for example. Junk faxes are clearly illegal, and have been for at least 10 years, yet I know people whose offices receive dozens per day. And these tie up phone lines much worse than junk phone calls do. But still, no one bothers to track down the culprits and prosecute, even when it would be like shooting fish in a barrel. The problem is that each junk email, call, or even fax is too much trouble to pursue individually for the amount of nuisance it creates. And that's the perpetrators' inherent advantage.

  83. Fucking Inconsistent Bastards by huddles · · Score: 1

    2003-02-26 18:30:58 A New Tool to Help Telemarketers Fight Against Evi (articles,privacy) (rejected)

  84. Re:Privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2.) That I don't already own the DVD.

    Sorry, this one (fair use) is already gone. You don't have the right to extract the contents of the DVD because it's copy-protected and doing so violates the DVD. Plus the copyright licence agreement says you can't.

    Three to go!

  85. beating the telezapper is not hard by Phork · · Score: 1

    all the telezapper does is send out eh same tone that a switch sends out to signal that "this number is not in service", so the computer will detect it and hang out, i cant imagine it could be anything more than trivial to program the computer to simply not hangup when it receives that tone.

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    1. Re:beating the telezapper is not hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't. I work at a collections company, and that is exactly what our systems do. When a call is routed to me, I hear the "The number you have dialed is no longer in service" directly from the phone compaly, which sent the same 3 tones that the Telezappers are reproducing. So if our system doesn't block the real thing, what do you think the chances of it blocking the fake is?

      An earlier reply to another post said something to the effect of pay your bills and nobody will bother you trying to collect. While sometimes mistakes happen and somebody gets called by accident, the rule in general is accurate. I talk to people on a daily basis "I'm getting tired of all these collections calls." Well, I can tell you the easiset way to make them go away........

  86. telemarketing by baomike · · Score: 1

    Consider doing your part to waste the telemarketers
    time. If I am not busy I will sometimes answere and
    string them along, some get wise faster than others.
    Think of it as gift to your fellow man.

    You can also argue with them. My best was when one
    telemarketer told me "you don't deserve to live on this plant" and then hung up on me.

    A good telemarketing call can get the juices flowing again. Sometimes better than a cup of coffee.

    mike

  87. Re:SBC, spam, "pink contracts," and telemarketers. by anubi · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Well... here's the latest kicker on SBC...

    They are going in together with YAHOO. It seems that PacBell has a customer base in place as an ISP, and YAHOO would like to rape it. I have been with SBC for about five years as a PPP customer.. but now they are constantly sending me emails under the heading "action required" that direct me to the Yahoo download page .

    Note this has to be downloaded to a Microsoft machine.

    No linux support.

    I do not like it at all that they insist me download software on my end that their end will talk to. I have no idea of any hidden agenda what the software on my end is doing, nor, under DMCA, is there really any way for me to even legally discuss whats going on.

    So, it looks like I may have to change ISP only because Yahoo wants me held captive.

    Does anybody have ideas for a good ISP? I am looking at www.copper.net .

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  88. Caller Id = Joke by bitspotter · · Score: 1

    I signed up for phone service in December With Telus, in British Columbia, Canada. In order to not be listed, on Caller ID and the telephone book, they charged a few bucks a month.

    So I listed myself as "Heinrich Holiday". They took it, even though The name on the credit card I use to pay the bill and actually listed on the account is totally different.

    Hey, saves a couple bucks a month.

    1. Re:Caller Id = Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, I wondered why nobody was calling me anymore.

      -- Heinrich

  89. Re:SBC, spam, "pink contracts," and telemarketers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Sure there is. Ditch the phone, and go cellular. I haven'd had a hard line phone for four years, and I've loved every minute of it. The few idiots that call my cell are quickly (in the first 60 seconds) that they called a cell phone, and that I don't accept solicitors on that line - please remove it from their list. I've only had to do it twice - in four years.

  90. Telemarketers are fun! by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 4, Funny

    I simply do not understand people who duck telemarketers. They are the greatest free stress relievers in existance.

    Come home from work pissed (as in mad, not drunk), the phone rings, tear the jackass on the other end a new one. You don't know them, they are vermin, your karma is clean.

    I have made MCI telemarketers cry before.

    Hey, if they want respect they should pick up cans or work at MickeyD's...

    1. Re:Telemarketers are fun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This was modded up as 'informative'?!

      Telemarketers are usually high school kids. You're taking out your agression on children. Congratulations.

    2. Re:Telemarketers are fun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if the telemarketer actually *is* a teenager and *is* so fucking stupid that they actually remain on the line for a reaming then I say ream the hell out of them. Rip them a great big, brand-new, bleeeding ass-chasm.

      Maybe they'd be so upset they actually quit the telemarketing job and get a respectable job where they can ask "Would you like fries with that."

    3. Re:Telemarketers are fun! by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1

      Except that MCI pays about 33% more than fast food (which is a base rate; they have commissions and daily contests for extras), offers full-time positions where fast food often does not (because if they offered full-time, they'd have to provide benefits and such), and includes a pretty good benefits package.

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    4. Re:Telemarketers are fun! by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      I used to be a telemarketer for a short while. :)

      I sold sliding and folding walls to companies - enjoyable job.

      You could tell within the first few words whether they were serious or not. Everyone I spoke to was polite, and the occasional one would joke about.
      I remember one conversation went something like "Hi! I'm just wondering if you have any use for sliding and folding walls." "Yes." "Big ones?" "Definetly" "Blue?" "Yep" "Thank you sir, I'll send some to your address.". I actually remember who this was for as well - it was the guy in charge of the jubilee extension, and I had called him onsite iirc.

      Before you give me a hard time about being a telemarketer, I was young and neive, and too young to work at McDonalds..

    5. Re:Telemarketers are fun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have made MCI telemarketers cry before.

      Sounds like you are the vermin.

    6. Re:Telemarketers are fun! by CynicTheHedgehog · · Score: 1

      My girlfriend has taken a position as a telemarketer because 1) it pays enough to live on; and 2) it is at least in some way related to her career field (PR) and somewhat career-oriented. She graduates in April and needs entry-level sales/PR experience. Working at McDonald's does nothing to further her career.

      She isn't crazy about the idea--she's applied to numerous PR and sales firms prior to this--but she needs a job and they have decent wages and benefits. And believe it or not, that *is* a sacrifice...she knows she's going to get hellacious amounts of verbal abuse from people on the phone but knows it's something she has to do.

      Don't be a dick. A simple, "I'm sorry, I'm just not interested. If you don't mind, could you take me off your list?" goes a hell of a long way. They don't want to waste their time, so the quicker you're off the phone the better it is for them. It takes like 2 extra seconds of your day to be polite. If everyone else did that for you, maybe you wouldn't come home pissed off every day.

    7. Re:Telemarketers are fun! by nevets · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but they are calling me at home. Last week I had the flu and a 103 temp. The phone rang and thinking it was the doctor office calling back, I climbed out of bed to answer a telemarketer. Believe me I wasn't nice. Usually, I just place the phone down (not hung up) and go back to bed. But I was waiting for a call and didn't bother doing that.

      A telemarketer interrupts me at home so I have no respect back to them. It's part of the job, if your girlfriend can't handle it, then she shouldn't be doing it. One job I had at college was a door to door vacuum salesman. Sure I had several people slam the door in my face and leave me out in the bitter cold. But that's part of the territory. I never complained about it and usually felt sorry to interrupt. As soon as I found another job, I quit that one, even for less pay. I didn't like doing a job that I don't like others doing to me.

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    8. Re:Telemarketers are fun! by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Telemarketers are usually high school kids.

      Source? They don't sound like it to me.

      And if they are, they chose to take an evil job. They're lucky if a tounge-lashing is all they get...

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    9. Re:Telemarketers are fun! by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      Let me quailfy this.

      I had the flu. MCI called me 11 times in two hours.

      11 TIMES!

      I asked for a supervisor. She told me that, looking at their records, MCI had only called me once that day, and the Tennessee Don't Call list did not apply to them, since they were located out of state.

      With every other word a curse most foul, I asked here if, since I was on ANY don't call list, did it appear that I wanted their damn calls? And do business with a scummy company like MCI?

      Then I went into "Berserker Curse" mode and made her cry. Cold medicine leads REALLY creative word combinations.

      Yeah, I'm the vermin. Like hell.

    10. Re:Telemarketers are fun! by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Except that MCI pays about 33% more than fast food...

      And murder-for-hire pays even more. So what? Good pay is no excuse for participating in unethical behavior...

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    11. Re:Telemarketers are fun! by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Quite. And you know, when someone dumps garbage on my lawn, a simple "Please don't dump garbage on my lawn" goes a long way. And when someone breaks into my house and rifles through my things, a simple "Please respect my privacy" will ensure they never do it again. And when someone sprays grafitti on my door, I mean, why should I get the police involved? Why should I yell at them? Hey, they're just doing their job! I should just politely ask them to please refrain from spraying grafitti on my property.

      Telemarketing is an invasion of privacy. It should be illegal. In the mean time, anyone who decides to be a telemarketer simply because it's legal deserves every bit of abuse they get.

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    12. Re:Telemarketers are fun! by PhipleTroenix · · Score: 1
      Don't be a dick. A simple, "I'm sorry, I'm just not interested. If you don't mind, could you take me off your list?" goes a hell of a long way. They don't want to waste their time, so the quicker you're off the phone the better it is for them. It takes like 2 extra seconds of your day to be polite. If everyone else did that for you, maybe you wouldn't come home pissed off every day.

      Is this a troll or what? Who's the dick here? I have couple approachs that I use when I'm in the mood to waste some time.
      1. Take as much of their time as possible (time is money to them).
      2. Try to talk them into another career.
      3. When the police & firefighters benevelonce society calls (my favorite), I always ask if they know they are working for crooks. When I ask how much goes to to fundraising and admin, they try to give me an 800 #, I try to get them to call it. They don't call me at home anymore (I like to think because they lost too many employees), so now I try to do this from other people's houses.
      If everybody did this, telemarketers would not exist.
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    13. Re:Telemarketers are fun! by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say it's unethical behavior--just pretty annoying. But then, my state has an official Do Not Call list, and telemarketing companies--at least, the ones at which I've applied for positions so asked about it during the interview--are scrupulous about checking it. Because if they call someone who's on it, they get fined big-time.

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    14. Re:Telemarketers are fun! by Zeinfeld · · Score: 0
      Don't be a dick. A simple, "I'm sorry, I'm just not interested. If you don't mind, could you take me off your list?" goes a hell of a long way.

      Oh I will be polite, if the other person is polite. All my numbers are on the state do not call list. If you call me you are breaking the law.

      However if your girlfired makes an unsolicited call to my home phine number I fully reserve the right to tell her what a complete and utter piece of crap she is and ask her if she took that job because she was too ugly to make it as a streetwalker.

      It takes like 2 extra seconds of your day to be polite.

      Being polite has no deterent effect. Being psychologically vicious has 1) a deterent effect, 2) imposes a cost on the service by reducing the number of calls the canvaser can make 3) increases the staff turnover rate of the telemarketer.

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    15. Re:Telemarketers are fun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you cannot be civil to a person, then yeah, you are vermin. Telemarketers may not have the best jobs in the world, yeah they're annoying, yeah they shouldn't be calling you. And I bet you that they ALREADY KNOW THAT. But that still doesn't excuse what you did.

    16. Re:Telemarketers are fun! by nojomofo · · Score: 1

      I like #1. If I get a telemarketer during dinner (which I usually don't answer because I have caller id, but sometimes I do anyway), I'll answer, and as soon as the person starts talking, I put the phone on the table (not hung up) and keep eating. Doesn't waste much of my time, wastes quite a bit of theirs.

    17. Re:Telemarketers are fun! by ralfg33k · · Score: 1

      Are you sure your girlfriend's a telemarketer? I figure, telemarketer or phone sex operator: what's the difference? About $4.99 per minute plus long distance charges! Call me cheap, but as soon as I realize the person on the other end of the phone is a telemarketer, I ask, "Hey, what are you wearin'?"

    18. Re:Telemarketers are fun! by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      I wouldn't say it's unethical behavior

      I would. I am paying for the use of a telephone for my purposes, not theirs.

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    19. Re:Telemarketers are fun! by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      If you cannot be civil to a person, then yeah, you are vermin.

      Well, then, I'm glad that we agree that telemarketers are vermin.

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  91. Grr.... by Wntrmute · · Score: 1

    And how, by chance, is a device that fools caller ID "primarily designed or produced for the purpose of circumventing a technological measure that effectively controls access to a work protected under this title"? Last I checked, no one's TeleZapper or caller ID box is protecting copyrighted works.

    Sheesh, you'd think that with all the DMCA articles on slashdot, people would actually *understand* the law...

    1. Re:Grr.... by wrong · · Score: 1

      If you have an answering machine, the outgoing message is a copyrighted work.

    2. Re:Grr.... by phriedom · · Score: 1

      And they aren't copying it. They are just ignoring a fake sign that says "this number has been disconnected."

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    3. Re:Grr.... by smillie · · Score: 1
      Last I checked, no one's TeleZapper or caller ID box is protecting copyrighted works.

      But what about my celeb voice on my answering machine saying "Whall pilgrim, whadda have to saay?"

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    4. Re:Grr.... by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      And it can be argued that your phone number in and of itself is a copyrighted work (or at the very least, copyrighted). The reason I believe this is the fact that telco's have to respect your decision on whether or not to publish your number in a phone book. That alone implies you hold a copyright on your number.

      By circumventing the telezapper, they are circumventing a technological lock (whether or not it's a fake sign, it's there to block telemarketers). And what about all the phone calls one gets where they either hang up after two rings (just to see if the number works). If you do manage to get it, chances are there's no one on the other end (this just happened to myself). Whose to say those type of calls are nothing more then brute force callers checking to see if a number works or not. I'm sure phone number harvesting is a VERY lucrative business.

      Don't forget, automated phone calls (one's where you pick up and a machine starts spouting off something or another) are illegal to begin with.

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  92. Technically... by eniu!uine · · Score: 1

    "I personally think that anyone who subscribes to this kind of slippery slope logic should get a punch in the mouth."

    Normally the slashdot croud is more up on the technical aspects of the issue, but in this case I have to disagree. What we want is a jab/cross/hook/overhand right/double leg to side control/knee in the belly ground n pound/straight armbar with at least three popping noises. You can find the white paper on Sherdog.com. I'm surprised more people haven't read this.

  93. WordPerfect on Linux by TKinias · · Score: 1

    I never was able to get WordPerfect to run under Linux, so I'm not too sad to see it go...

    I do wonder, however, what the status of the WP filters for OpenOffice is, 'cause I've got a whole lot of papers in WP format from my undergrad days. Anyone know?

    For that matter, what's the likelihood that a WP-like mode might ever appear in OOo? Given OOo's native format is XML-based, a WP-style `reveal codes' might be possible to implement. I mostly use Vim/LaTeX these days, but when I have to do WYSIWYG word processing, I miss WP.

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    1. Re:WordPerfect on Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what the fuck are you talking about

  94. No Call List by phriedom · · Score: 1

    I wonder what would happen if you were to tell the telemarketers that you are on your state's No Call List and that they can be fined $25,000 per incident for calling you. EVEN IF YOUR STATE DOESNT HAVE A LIST, I think you could bluff them into leaving you alone. I'd try it, but I actually am on a No Call List.

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  95. Damn straight I have something to hide! by raehl · · Score: 1

    Have you met my mother? If you have, you'd know there's just some things she doesn't need to know, and other people don't need to be able to tell her.

    Privacy is the ability to force people to make decisions about you based only on the information YOU want them to have. And I like my privacy very much, thank you.

  96. Time to Pull Another "SPAM King" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone needs to find out the contact info for these Castle, Inc guys. Post it to Slashdot. Then we start signing them up for all the junk mail they can handle. Maybe everyone on /. can take a turn making fake calls to their offices requesting information on their services. Tie up all their lines and people dealing with a huge crapflood of angry geeks. Seems fitting.

  97. Re:Privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are you, Michael Jackson? Yeesh.

  98. Why the fuck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why the fuck do collection agencies (or anyone for that matter) think they have a right to get through to you on the phone?

  99. How to avoid telemarketers in two easy steps! by cookd · · Score: 1

    Well, it worked for me, anyway.

    1. Telemarketers never call my cell phone (seems to be a common phenomenon, and I hope it stays that way). Yay! So now I just have a cell phone and no direct line. I suppose this doesn't work for everyone, and you have to find some other way to get Internet (like cable), but it worked for me.

    2. Before cable was available, we had a phone line. And since once in a while it came in handy, we didn't turn off the ringer. Thus I learned that there is a moment of silence between when the autodialer detects that you answered the phone and when your call gets picked up by a telemarketroid. This is your golden opportunity to hang up before you get caught up in a conversation you don't want to have. Pick up the phone, keep a finger on the hook, say hello, and if you hear dead silence, hang up immediately. (If you made a mistake, they'll call back!)

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    1. Re:How to avoid telemarketers in two easy steps! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did that for a while, before my sister who was living abroad starting complaining that I was hanging up on her. Be careful that satellite calls also give you that second or two of silence.

  100. Overture buying FAST, what's left? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, wait, Peter.. that means that a copy machine, water tower, and microwave are the remaining assets at FAST. Thanks for clearing that up!

  101. Values for X, Y, Z by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    it's OK to do X to Y because they are Z


    Some X, Y and Z values (note that I don't agree with all these statments (just some), but they're spouted often enough anyway):

    • "annoy" "people" "deadbeats"
    • "hate" "OSs" "Microsoft"
    • "bomb" "people" "Iraqis" (one of Bush's favorites)
    • "elect" "presidents" "sons of former presidents" (apparently one of the general American public's favorites)
    • "eat" "hotdogs" "supposedly food"
    • "damn" "the Man" "always keeping me down"
    • "download" "music" "too expensive"
    • "download" "porn" "porn" (mmm... porn)
    • "complain about" "women" "always shooting me down" (do I really smell that bad?)

    And finally
    • "suck up" "moderators" "the greatest people out there!"
  102. Wardialling debt collectors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one who thought "why are debt collectors using war diallers"?

    I have a very common name and I once had a particularly nasty debt collector on my back over some bozo's AmEx debt. My name is common enough that I suspect this agency simply picked my name out of the book. They called once, I called back, left a message (no these aren't the droids you're looking for). They ignored it. Then they proceeded to call every week during the day [so I was at work] and harrassed my wife, eventually threatening her with legal action. I can't help wondering how often this must happen.

    So now they use war diallers so they can go through all the people with the same name as their debtor - hell, sooner or later they're *bound* to find the right chap!

    Yeah, this invention is *much* safer in the hands of debt collectors than telemarketers. Not.

  103. Be nice to the scum? by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

    No fscking way! I am on every "Don't Call" list I can find. They have no right to bug me at home!

    They are the ones being dicks. The GD telemarketing industry says they don't want to call people who don't want to be called. That is bullshit. They work to get around any tech blocking method.

    I say let Bun-Bun have their asses!

  104. I'm very concerned for my privacy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lest someone discover exactly how truly boring I am!

  105. WordPerfect v. OpenOffice by kalidasa · · Score: 1

    Actually, WordPerfect's UI was far superior to OpenOffice's (though OpenOffice's text handling is much better). It's a shame that Corel has left WordPerfect to stagnate all these years.

  106. DMCA and Telezapper by kalidasa · · Score: 1

    Gee, the anti-telezapper device sounds like a security defeating technology to me. Anybody care to try DMCA? (Yes, it's a BIG stretch, but why the hell not? Might get them lobbying against the DMCA...)

  107. Reminds me of a good trick I've heard about... by SubliminalLove · · Score: 1

    I should have remembered about the single calling computer. One of my friends once told me that it was possible to screw with the telemarketers by simply setting the phone down, and not hanging it up. Because they have no actual control over their own phone line, the telemarketer is supposedly unable to do anything without sending for a supervisor to disconnect the line.

    Anybody care to confirm/deny this one? It'd be cool to find out more; anything we can do to make telemarketing less cost-effective is a bonus in my book.

    ~SL

  108. How would this scenario work then? by macraig · · Score: 1

    Here's a twist on that scenario, though: For months now I've been receiving RECORDED telemarketer calls again, which I thought were to supposed to be illegal by Federal statute (right?); there's no human involved in the call at all. If you're right that it's the receiver of a call who has control of termination (I can never recall which it is), refusing to hang up would hafta be especially ugly in this case because there's no one listening on their end! It could be quite a long time before their telecom guru figured out what was wrong....

  109. Re:Privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what a trial is for -- never mind that it would probably ruin any of us normal folks.

    They can bite me.

  110. Caller: Former Nigerian President by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who wants to talk to the POTUS? But apparently lots of people will talk to former Nigerian presidents.

  111. Re:SBC, spam, "pink contracts," and telemarketers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The LA Times is probably calling all numbers in the area code/exchanges for their circulation area. Since the average person in LA gets one such call a week, about 5% of new subscribers would get such a call within 4 hours. So you had slightly worse than usual luck.