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  1. Whoa on The Blind Shall See Again, But When? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Keanu Reeves approves of this idea.

  2. I tried to ford the river... on Looking Back From the 1980s At Computers In Education · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...but my oxen died.

  3. Re:The 90s called, on Comcast Shoots For New Image, Rebranding As Xfinity · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unfortunately, the 90's were using Comcast Voice and the call didn't go through.

  4. Clippy on OpenOffice 3.2 Released · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sorry, but I refuse to use any office suite that doesn't have animated characters telling me what to do.

  5. If you drunk e-mail... on Craig Mundie Wants "Internet Driver's Licenses" · · Score: 4, Funny

    will they take away your license?

  6. Where's William Shatner when you need him? on ESA Conducts Mars Terraforming Experiments On ISS · · Score: 1

    Khaaaaaaan!

  7. Could someone explain to me on Making Sense of ACTA · · Score: 4, Interesting

    how it would be constitutional to enact laws that were developed behind closed doors by private interests?

  8. The first rule of Protect Myelin... on "Normal" Prions May Protect Myelin · · Score: 1

    ...is you don't talk about Protect Myelin.

  9. Re:Wake me up when... on Nielsen Ratings To Count Online TV Viewing · · Score: 2, Funny

    Trust me, viewing a .torrent file isn't very interesting.

  10. Another invention that didn't work out on Thomas Edison's Kindle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...was breaking up your article into four arbitrary pages on the web.

    Or at least, I *hope* that's what people will think in the future.

  11. Re:The problem isn't browsers. on Insecure Plugins Ding IE, Safari, Chrome, Opera · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, every OS that I'm aware of allows a browser plugin to download and execute arbitrary code.

    Whether it can run as root or not isn't really relevant, since even running as a normal user it can access the entire user's home folder.

  12. Get an iPhone, Blackberry, or Android on The Cell Phone Has Changed — New Etiquette Needed · · Score: 1

    Don't be "that guy" with the unhip phone.

  13. Re:Church on How Do You Volunteer Professional Services? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Addendum: if they ask you to take a "free personality test," you should try a different church.

  14. Re:Enough is enough! on Microsoft To Ship Emergency IE Patch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why not just exploit their browser's security flaws and wipe their hard drive?

    That way they learn their lesson about safe browsing the old fashioned way.

  15. Re:In other news... on Offline Book "Lending" Costs US Publishers Nearly $1 Trillion · · Score: 1

    Don't forget about the power companies. Of course, Mr. Burns has a solution for all of this...

  16. Air-wall is the answer on France Tells Its Citizens To Abandon IE, Others Disagree · · Score: 1

    Instead of doing all your web browsing on a computer that's connected to a network -- which is inherently insecure -- consider only using the internet on systems which are isolated from the network with an "air-wall."

    This security solution is effective at preventing viruses, trojans, worms, clickjacking, DNS spoofing, and most other malware as well.

    Next up: avoid cancer by not breathing.

  17. Re:Who cares? on Pedro Matias Sets New Texting Record At Mobile World Cup · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but the Morse guy is using one button. That means he's cheating!

  18. In answer to the headline, let's simply say on Is RCA's Airnergy Snake Oil? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    YES

  19. Re:Great! Now I can watch on Boxee Opens Beta To All · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sup dawg, I heard you like 4chan so we put a Boxxy on your Boxee so you can troll while you troll.

  20. Re:Do I have to be hight too on Neural Nets Make Art While High · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...or maybe I should be sober enough in order to spell the word "high" correctly.

  21. Do I have to be hight too on Neural Nets Make Art While High · · Score: 5, Funny

    in order to understand what the hell this is about?

  22. So what? on Droid Touchscreen Less Accurate Than iPhone's · · Score: 1

    Does whether or not you can draw diagonal lines on a screen really make a difference? As long as you can still click web links and the on-screen keyboard (where applicable) then who cares?

  23. If you give a mouse a cell phone, on Cellphone Radiation May Protect Brain From Alzheimers · · Score: 4, Funny

    He's going to ask for a Bluetooth headset.

  24. Re:Let the market decide on Is Getting Acquired Good For FOSS Projects? · · Score: 1

    And when "market forces" don't work, there's always a bailout package!

  25. Re:Old news? on 2010 Will Be the Year of Sandboxing Apps · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, but a big bully came and stomped on all our sand castles. Now that we've grown up a little, it's time to try again.