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  1. Re:It does? on Death to the Games Industry · · Score: 1

    I always heard it as a WinNT/Win2K saying:

    Reliability
    Networking
    Security

    Pick two.

  2. Re:I wrote to my Senator on Hatch Pushes INDUCE Act · · Score: 1

    Hmm. My Senator is on the road. I wonder if he has the time to be concerned about his citizens back home?

  3. Re:What about the old... on A History of Video Game Controversy · · Score: 1

    >>japanese pr0n games for nintendo?
    >>Did anyone really get off to these things?

    Yes, but only "Custer's Revenge" on the 2600.

    Did you see the pixels on her! Hubba, hubba!

  4. Re: FotR EE? (Kaiburr Crystal alert) on Extra Scenes in TTT Extended Edition DVD · · Score: 1

    Even though I knew it was "Fellowship ...", for some reason, Fall of the Republic was the first title that came to mind.

  5. Reviewing Games? on Ain't It Cool Announces Game Site · · Score: 1

    Oh, so that's what they've been doing when "taking time off from their on-line stroke photos of Jessica Alba"!

  6. bradpitt.diaryland.com on Free Speech And WebLogs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This reminds me of the Brad Pitt diary/blog that existed on Diaryland from 4/2000 to 12/2000.

    It was expertly written (incognito at the time) by the well-known diarylander Uncle Bob, until a cease-and-desist order was issued by Brad Pitt's legal team.

    It was insanely funny, and no one would've ever actually believed that it was Mr. Pitt, but someone got their panties in a wad over it.

  7. a disaster of biblical proportions? on Magnetic Poles May Be About To Flip · · Score: 1

    Poles flipping, fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling! 40 years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanos. The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats, living together... mass hysteria!

  8. click at your own risk ... on How The DMCA Is Enforced · · Score: 1

    ..."and we only probe the ports on your computer that you have made public"

    ... so follow that link at your own risk.

  9. saw something similar in a music video on Animated Ads in a Subway Near You · · Score: 1

    It was an effect in Remy Shand's Rocksteady video.

  10. Ice on Mars on NASA Probes Reveal Vast Stores of Martian Ice · · Score: 1

    Hmm. I thought this sounded familiar, but maybe I just Remembered it Wholesale.

  11. Re:What if it's not a PC? on Microsoft's Guide to Accepting Donated PCs · · Score: 1

    And Apple provides the operating system(s) to support these "legacy" machines free of charge!

  12. April Fools again already? on Globalism, Corporatism and Open Source · · Score: 1

    Has it already been a whole year?

    I thought the lame stories were over!

  13. The Elephant Case? The Merrick Case? on Weirdest Case Mod You've Ever Seen · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!

  14. Re:Technically, he's right. on Flesh and Machines: How Robots Will Change Us · · Score: 1

    The pesky Snow Crash rears it's head. Talk about DoS!

  15. Binaries Hosted on AOL? on Nethack 3.4.0 · · Score: 1

    The binaries are hosted on an AOL account NetHackDotOrg. What a creative way to 'stick it to the man'!

    AOLserver/3.4.2 on http://members.aol.com

    Then again, if you were a truly l33t player, you'd snag the sources from the nethack.org ftp site.

  16. This look strangely familiar. on Google's Weakness, AltaVista's Strength · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Perhaps because it was posted three days ago?

    .

  17. Re:KERNEL 2.2.1 on Sony Announces Version 1.0 Of Linux for Playstation 2 · · Score: 1

    For those of us too lazy to cross-compile, Adrian O'Grady over at fivemouse.com has a DiscJuggler image up for download.

    It's based on kernel 2.3.41 if I remember correctly, and includes XFree, PrBoom, and some standard binaries. (vi, etc.)

    This is the first burn that I've had with game controller, keyboard, and mouse support.

  18. oh, this is about Afghanistan? on The Drone War · · Score: 1

    I thought this was a war to keep Katz from droning on and on about another inane topic.

  19. Re:look at that asteroid maaan.. on Another Asteroid Close Call · · Score: 1

    Good call, Tiny E.
    .

  20. Re:PCB's are Toxic? on Monsanto and PCBs · · Score: 1

    Yes, that was intended as humor.

    The article is very specific about the PCB pollutants, not printed circuit boards. However, toxins weren't the first thing to pop in my head when reading "Monsanto and PCBs".

    .

  21. PCB's are Toxic? on Monsanto and PCBs · · Score: 1

    If PCB's are toxic, I need to get out of the computer biz!

  22. PayPal and X.COM on Online e-Commerce Issues w/ PayPal? · · Score: 1

    I have a PayPal account and since the acquisition of X.COM by PayPal, it has remained dormant (if it even still exists).

    On 8 Feb 2000, I opened a checking account with X.COM, the web front to First Western National Bank of La Jara, Colorado. (Incidentally, they had some security problems when they started operation in December 1999.)

    It was actually a nice setup, with online checking, printed checks, line of credit, a Visa/bank card, and even high-yield, short term CD's!

    Soon after X.COM aqcuired PayPal (March 2000), they stopped offering overdraft protection, and stopped opening new accounts. Then they began to charge a $12 monthly fee to maintain accounts with a balance of less than $100, and finally stopped reimbursing ATM fees. This was September 2000.

    X.COM officially closed operations on 9 November 2000, and were still emailing users to clean out their funds by 1 December 2000. The whole mess left a bad taste, and I've absolutely refused to use PayPal since then.

    It's a good thing I never actually used the account as my sole checking account! I shudder to think what might've happened if I had started using direct deposit or automatic funds withdrawal.

  23. sketchy at best on The Battle Of The Consoles: From Atari To The Xbox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The review seems a bit sketchy. How can we skip from 'Tennis for Two' (1958) to Doom (1993)?

    Aside from a few sales numbers, I see no mention of Atari. This is more of a Console vs PC's article --- and new consoles at that.

    Oh yeah, I don't think the PSX was 64 bits.

    -B

  24. Re:Tony Hawk 3 Internet Multiplayer on Good Games For Christmas? · · Score: 1
    Yep, there is support for up to four players online with THPS3. They're using GameSpy to view the servers/lobbies.

    I'm using the LinkSys USB100TX behind Linux IP Masquerading to a cable modem, and it works beautifully!

    There are options for PPoE if don't have a static IP, or DHCP, or you just want to plug directly into your Cable or DSL modems.

    The supported ethernet devices are:

    LinkSys EtherFast 10/100 USB Network Adapter USB100TX

    D-Link DSB-650TX USB Ethernet Adapter

    SMC EZNET-USB 2102 USB

    SOHOware 10/100 Mbps USB Ethernet Adapter NUB100

    ...and the supported USB modems are:

    Zoom FaxModem 56K USB Model 2985L

    USB Pocket 56K NetSurfer NMT00700

    MultiTech Systems MultiModemUSB MT5634ZBA-USB

    Actiontec Call Waiting USB Modem USB56012-01CW

  25. Re:A Good Review?? on Review: Behind Enemy Lines · · Score: 2, Informative
    Maybe you're referring to the Roger Ebert review?


    The premiere of "Behind Enemy Lines" was held aboard the aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson. I wonder if it played as a comedy. Its hero is so reckless and its villains so incompetent that it's a showdown between a man begging to be shot, and an enemy that can't hit the side of a Bos-nian barn.

    This is not the story of a fugitive trying to sneak through enemy terrain and be rescued, but of a movie character magically transported from one photo opportunity to another.

    Owen Wilson stars as Burnett, a hot-shot Navy flier who "signed up to be a fighter pilot--not a cop on a beat no one cares about." On a recon mission over Bosnia, he and his partner Stackhouse (Gabriel Macht) venture off mission and get digital photos of a mass grave and illegal troop movements. It's a Serbian operation in violation of a fresh peace treaty, and the Serbs fire two missiles to bring the plane down.

    The plane's attempts to elude the missiles supply the movie's high point. The pilots eject. Stackhouse is found by Tracker (Vladimir Mashkov), who tells his commander Lokar (Olek Krupa) to forget about a big pursuit and simply allow him to track Burnett. That sets up the cat-and-mouse game in which Burnett wanders through open fields, stands on the tops of ridges and stupidly makes himself a target, while Tracker is caught in one of those nightmares where he runs and runs but just can't seem to catch up.

    Back on the USS Vinson, Admiral Reigart (Gene Hackman) is biting his lower lip. He wants to fly in and rescue Burnett, but is blocked by his NATO superior, Admiral Piquet (Joaquim de Almeida)--a Frenchman who is so devious he substitutes French NATO troops for Americans in a phony rescue mission, and calls them off just when Burnett is desperately waving from a pickup area. Bet you a shiny new dime that when this movie plays in France, Admiral Piquet becomes an Italian.

    The first-time director is John Moore, who has made lots of TV commercials, something we intuit in a scene where Reigart orders Burnett to proceed to another pick-up area, and Burnett visualizes fast-motion whooshing tracking shots up and down mountains and through valleys before deciding, uh-uh, he ain't gonna do that.

    What Burnett does do is stroll through Bosnia like a bird watcher, exposing himself in open areas and making himself a silhouette against the skyline. He's only spotted in the first place because when his buddy is cornered, he's hiding safely but utters a loud involuntary yell and then starts to run up an exposed hillside. First rule of not getting caught: No loud involuntary yells within the hearing of the enemy.

    This guy is a piece of work. Consider the scene where Burnett substitutes uniforms with a Serbian fighter. He even wears a black ski mask covering his entire face. He walks past a truck of enemy troops, and then what does he do? Why, he removes the ski mask, revealing his distinctive blond hair, and then he turns back toward the truck so we can see his face, in case we didn't know who he was. How did this guy get through combat training? Must have been a social promotion to keep him with his age group.

    At times Burnett is pursued by the entire Serbian army, which fires at him with machine guns, rifles and tanks, of course never hitting him. The movie recycles the old howler where hundreds of rounds of ammo miss the hero, but all he has to do is aim and fire, and--pow! another bad guy jerks back, dead. I smiled during the scene where Admiral Reigart is able to use heat-sensitive satellite imagery to look at high-res silhouettes of Burnett stretched out within feet of the enemy. Maybe this is possible. What I do not believe is that the enemies in this scene could not spot the American uniform in a pile of enemy corpses.

    Do I need to tell you that the ending involves a montage of rueful grins, broad smiles, and meaningful little victorious nods, scored with upbeat rock music? No, probably not.

    And of course we get shots of the characters and are told what happened to them after the story was over--as if this is based on real events. It may have been inspired by the adventures of Air Force pilot Scott O'Grady, who was rescued after being shot down over Bosnia in 1995, but based on real life, it's not.

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