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  1. Re:Gambling on Favourite Player's Injured? Get a Refund (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    I bet this is hugely popular!

  2. Re: Newspaper? on Computer Virus Hits Newspapers Coast-to-Coast, Affects Printing (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, youâ(TM)ll find that in a roll next to your toilet.

  3. But it's only a dollar a megabyte after that!

  4. What a Bunch of Underachievers on A Third of Wikipedia Discussions Are Stuck in Forever Beefs (vice.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fully half of Slashdot article comment sections are stuck in Forever Beefs! Step up your game, Wikipedia!

  5. Muddying the Waters Doesn't Help on Fire Department Rejects Verizon's 'Customer Support Mistake' Excuse For Throttling (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm a net neutrality proponent and ... this doesn't seem to have anything to do with net neutrality.

  6. Things typically *appear* out of the blue. It would be more appropriate to say they disappeared into the black, if an idiom of that sort were necessary.
    At least the summary doesn't state that investors are "back at ground zero"!

  7. Have They Looked Under the Seat Cushions? on Nearly 4 Million Bitcoins Lost Forever, New Study Says (fortune.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    How about the vacuum cleaner bag?

  8. Attention! on Virgin Hyperloop One Eyes India For Possible High-Speed Routes (theverge.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    To all the nations of the world, Mr and Mrs World Citizen, and all the ships at sea! We have founded a revolutionary new company, HyperLift(C), for the purpose of bringing our revolutionary new space elevator technology to a lonely and space-elevator-less world! HyperLift is looking for ground stations for our new technology, and we are open to your suggestions! Suggestions should take the form of tax credits, municipal bond offerings, private air travel, fine dining, lavish gifts, or best of all, suitcases of cash! For those who have the temerity to doubt our technology, we have a 20 foot scale model and numerous slickly produced videos. Act quickly to avoid being left âoeon the ground floorâ!

  9. Re: Reasons not to use cryptocurrency on Someone 'Accidentally' Locked Away $300M Worth of Other People's Ethereum Funds (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    No, of course not! $4 at the most, surely!

  10. You are asking the manager to do more work. That is, in most cases, a non-starter.

    Just to be clear, I agree with you about what *should* happen.

  11. On the one hand: they fixed it quickly, using the same deployment processes that broke it quickly

    On the other hand: no real consolation to those locked out by the bug

  12. Non Sequitor on Colorado Taking Steps To Get Its Own Hyperloop (usatoday.com) · · Score: 2
    "Why a hyperloop? State officials estimate Colorado's population will grow by nearly 50% in the next 20 years."

    Why a duck? The state flower of Colorado is the Venus Flytrap.

  13. Re:Seems Legit on Unsent Text On Mobile Counts As a Will, Australian Court Finds (abc.net.au) · · Score: 4, Funny

    For my part, I intend to avoid this familial post-life bickering by being dead.

  14. Connected Directly to the Internet? on Hundreds of Printers Expose Backend Panels and Password Reset Functions Online (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Do the printers have to be connected to routable IPs and have the admin ports wide open? Who connects their printer to the public internet? Or is there something more sinister involved?

  15. Re: This sounds perfect for Rust! on Intel Launches 16 and 18-Core Core i9 Desktop Chips To Take On AMD Threadripper (hothardware.com) · · Score: 2

    Imagine how fast this Rust fanbot will run, as long as itâ(TM)s written in Rust! With this new processor family, the Rust bot will post up to 4 million odes to Rust per Slashdot story, per second! Youâ(TM)ll see no Rust gathering on this processor! Rust!!

  16. Re: And burning yourself out is useless on At Burning Man While Your Startup Burns (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1
  17. Re: Robotmania! on Amazon Robots Poised To Revamp How Whole Foods Runs Warehouses (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    The only person quoted as thinking this is a good idea is some rando who funds robotics startups. I'm afraid you are missing the obvious motivation.

  18. Re:Idiots writing articles on Amazon Robots Poised To Revamp How Whole Foods Runs Warehouses (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    "The first ones will likely navigate aisles to check inventory and alert employees when items run low, said Austin Bohlig, an advisor at Loup Ventures, which invests in robotics startups,"

  19. Re: Robotmania! on Amazon Robots Poised To Revamp How Whole Foods Runs Warehouses (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Just tracking the inventory isn't enough. Some products are low when there are 20 still left on the shelf and others aren't low until only 2.

    And you believe this is a problem for a centralized inventory tracker, but not for a robot? The inputs to the basic problem are the same (type of item, number of items on the shelf) regardless of the mechanism used to measure them. The problem of when to restock will be handled by rules, which are no easier for the robot to understand than for the central inventory tracker. In fact, the later doesn't require line-of-sight and doesn't have to worry about the problem of items in the front masking the total number on the shelf. Unless, of course, your robot is using some sort of non-visual technology, say, RFID, to count the items, in which case why did we take the centralized inventory platform and send it blundering around the store again?

    Making all the shelving smart might be slicker but how and at what cost compared to a single robot that can check all the shelves?

    I don't know how it compares. Do you? It seems to me that, if one insists on using visual scanning of shelves to track inventory, that some properly placed, inexpensive, fixed cameras employing the same recognition technology one would put in the robot would do the exact same job without having to build a mobile platform equipped with a myriad of sensors and software to allow it to navigate irregular spaces without training, which has to further handle the complex variables of human interaction, and which will always be a risk to do something like accidentally run over the hand of a toddler harassing it. Generally speaking, the simpler solution with no moving parts is going to be cheaper.

    The proposed "problem" simply has no need for a robot. A robot is being proposed because the person proposing it is trying to make money selling robots.

  20. Robotmania! on Amazon Robots Poised To Revamp How Whole Foods Runs Warehouses (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    According to Bloomberg's report, Amazon may bring the robots to the stores after automating Whole Foods' warehouses. "The first ones will likely navigate aisles to check inventory and alert employees when items run low,

    This makes no sense at all. Seriously? Robots large enough to see the top shelves just wandering up and down aisles, getting in the way of and creeping out customers, just so they can inform employees that items are running low? What the hell happened to things like RFID technology keeping track of store inventory in real time, which would accomplish the same thing without getting in the way? Or just build the smarts into the shelving if you really think this is so damned important! Who on earth thinks this is a good idea?

    said Austin Bohlig, an advisor at Loup Ventures, which invests in robotics startups,"

    Ah, of course.

  21. Yes, clearly those are the only two options. In no way is this a false dichotomy.

  22. Re:Only one thought on After 19 Years, DMOZ Will Close, Announces AOL · · Score: 2

    Seriously - this is an idea whose time past many, many years ago.

    Yeah! Just like spelling and grammar and stuff! It's all, like, so yesterday! We're just in it for the kicks, dude-bro!

  23. Expensive on Google Fiber Sheds Workers As It Looks to a Wireless Future (engadget.com) · · Score: 2, Funny
    Wired says running fiber optic cables into people's homes has become too expensive for the company.

    Inconceivable!

  24. Meanwhile, At Salesforce HQ... on People Don't Realize How Deep AI Already Is In So Many Things, Salesforce CEO Benioff Says (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1
    CEO: Computer! Are we going to make our earnings estimates this quarter?

    AI: Not if you don't get out there and start talking up my services, meatbag!

  25. Re:density problem on US Military Seeks Biodegradable Bullets That Sprout Plants (newatlas.com) · · Score: 1

    What about Unobtainium?