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  1. Re:Ozone? on Cheaper, Cleaner Hydrogen Without Platinum · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I said hydrogen, not the water from hydrogen combustion. Here is the story:

    http://edition.cnn.com/2003/TECH/science/06/12/hyd rogen.ozone.ap/

    Where I went wrong was that sheep farts cause global warming, not destruction of ozone.

  2. Ozone? on Cheaper, Cleaner Hydrogen Without Platinum · · Score: 2, Informative

    Didn't a recent article say hydrogen was as bad for the ozone as sheep farts?

  3. Re:Who's surprised? on Debugging in OSS Always Faster · · Score: 1
    Is that a euphamism for...

    Shit! I've mispelled a word on Slashdot. I'll burn in hell for sure.

  4. Re:Who's surprised? on Debugging in OSS Always Faster · · Score: 1
    What do you want, Windows nightlies?

    Is that a euphamism for BSODs?

  5. Re:Great on The Return of Chewbacca · · Score: 1
    I'd rather see chewbacca appear in a romantic comedy with sandra bullock...

    Her tits aren't big enough. Now Chewey and Jolene Blalock, that's romance!

  6. Re:New Xserve Cluster Node on R.I.P. Original iMac: 1998-2003 · · Score: 2, Funny
    You know what's also interesting? Coherent sentences.

    Give him a break, Job's brand Kool Aid is strong stuff!


  7. Re:3 gigabit/sec! on Serial SCSI Standard Coming Soon · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Imagine what a Beowulf cluster...

    Wouldn't that be called parallel?

  8. Re:i'd much rather on China Wants To Establish Moon Mining · · Score: 5, Funny
    Digging up the moon will not endanger the lunar spotted owl.

    Yes, but it will piss it off! Then it will fly to Earth and kill us all.

  9. Re:Byte agreed.... on Dell CIO Says "Unix is Dead" · · Score: 1
    NT didn't kill UNIX, but it injured it.

    That which doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.
    I have to believe that Bill Gates making various Unix vendors froth at the pie hole is good. It keeps things moving forward.

  10. Long Wait on Instant Concert CDs? · · Score: 1

    The lines for T-Shirts are long enough. I can't imagine trying to burn enough CDs as 20000 people show up to the counter.

  11. Put down that pitchfork on DVD: Degradable Versatile... · · Score: 1
    As other posts have pointed out, media degrades. CDs suffer, DVDs suffer, the new HD-DVDs will eventually give out also. I'm sure in time the materials will improve, consumers will learn to properly handle and store media and the longevity will increase.

    So let's end the Angry Mob Justice and give the MPAA and movie industry a big, warm, fuzzy bear hug!

  12. Re:They're pissing off their customers on Music Biz Predicts 6% Decline in '03 · · Score: 1
    a 43-year old man was startled today to find out that shooting himself in the foot does, in fact, hurt.

    It actually doesn't hurt that bad, but thanks for your concern.
    Hilary Rosen

  13. Re:Confusion? on Microsoft Drops .NET Name For Next Windows Server · · Score: 1
    At least, that's what that Ballmer guy said.

    A little off topic, but has anyone noticed how closely Balmer resembles (in behavior and appearance) the monster from the movie "Young Frankenstein"? .

  14. What is the limit where... on CDRW Drives Hit 52X Speeds · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the media falls apart and send shards of plastic into your jugular and eye socket?

  15. Re:Price of Linux drops to compete! on Linux Spurs MS Price Cuts · · Score: 2, Funny
    dividing a non-zero number by zero is different from dividing zero by zero.

    You are right, according to my Pentium:
    1/0 = 47.2
    0/0 = 0.0000003

  16. Re:So many things wrong with open source on Will Open Source Ever Become Mainstream? · · Score: 0

    Proprietary software -- as we know it today, has so many things wrong with it I can't even begin to tell you..

    1> Documentation is usually 2nd priority. In my world, if there's no documentation, there's no product.

    2> The product is usually 2nd rate. Because there's often money on the line, my experience has been that the programmers take less accountability for their efforts. Big bug? Guess you have to wait until the programmer (or someone else) gets around to it. Big bug in a program you paid thousands of dollars for? My experience is that enough screaming will make your throat hurt.

    3> The user interace is lacking severely. Bigger companies hire people who specialize in HORRID user interfaces (A perfect example of this would be MSN Explorer- the software sucks.. the documentation sucks, and the awkward user interface effectively makes the product useless for large-scale deployments).

  17. Excerpt from Clip on New Lord of the Rings Trailer · · Score: 5, Funny
    Camera zooms in on face of Aragorn...

    "I was entering my quest plans on a PC and it went, like, beep beep beep..."

    OK, you know the rest.

  18. Re:A bit deeper on Transmeta Astro Processor · · Score: 1
    I don't know about you, but liquid helium spilling on my pants doesn't really brighten up my day.

    As a matter of fact, liquid helium spilling on your pants does brighten my day.

  19. Re:Sound of one hand clapping on SGI NUMAflex Linux System On Display @ SC2002 · · Score: 1
    Now which one made you wish you had mod points more?

    Neither. Suffering is caused by desire and I am on the noble path.

  20. Applications on Scientific American Reviews 'Simputer' PDA · · Score: 1

    The only application the article suggests that sounds compelling is information access. Getting a land line or wireless access at affordable rates to remote areas means someone has to shell out big bucks for infrastructure, the cost of which most likely far exceeds the cost of the device.

  21. Sound of one hand clapping on SGI NUMAflex Linux System On Display @ SC2002 · · Score: 1
    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these!

    I wonder which is worse, Beowulf posts or goatse.cx links?

  22. Forced to go optical on Supercomputer To Use Optical Router · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because the previous attempt to implement a campus wide supercomputer using an RFC 1149 based network caused the pigeons to burst into flames.

  23. Re:you obviously don't live in southern CA on Ants Invade iBook · · Score: 1
    You can't kill them, you can just make them move.

    By broadcast spreading Diazinon on your entire lawn you can make them move to your neighbors yard. Problem solved :-)

    Unfortunately they recently outlawed Diazinon. Must be toxic or something.

  24. Re:Get real! on Magnetic Poles May Be About To Flip · · Score: 5, Funny

    "First off: we are not all gonna die."

    I'm pretty sure we are, just not from magnetic pole shifting.

  25. Re:Only two things come out of Redmond... on Windows Longhorn Screenshots Available Online · · Score: 1

    "Steers and crappy software."

    And I don't see no horns!

    Damn my happy posting trigger finger.