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  1. Re:If TI-83's were made by Apple... on For Education, Why TI-83 > iPad · · Score: 1

    Yes, please.

  2. Re:Credit Not Cash on Apple Launches iPhone Trade-In Program · · Score: 2

    Your posts become more bizarre as time goes on. People choose Apple products. You call that choice a police state and then demand the government step in to prevent it? That's a scary world you inhabit.

  3. Re:Weasel words on Obama Admin Says It Won't Fight Looser Marijuana Laws, With Conditions · · Score: 2

    The next few years will demonstrate legal recreational use won't cause the Reefer Madness Armageddon. More people will recognize the stupidity of squandering billions on the prohibition/prison industry and a tipping point will be reached.

  4. Re:Hey on Pastafarian Wins Battle To Wear Colander In License Photo · · Score: 1

    ...have weird shit on their heads?

    This video explains things.

  5. Re:Um on Study Suggests Violent Video Games May Make Teens Less Violent · · Score: 1

    ---- MISSING MISCELLANEOUS DATA SEGMENT --- [byline] block not found

    I've seen this before when the Enterprise was caught in a time causality loop. The answer is the number 3.

  6. Re:Here we go... on US Forces Ready To Strike Syria If Ordered · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is no invasion and no bloodlust here. Most in the US would rather not be involved, and know we will be damned for isolationism and disregard for human suffering if we do not act and damned for adventurism and disregard for sovereignty if we do.

  7. Re:in soviet russia pizza Delivery man eats part o on Report: Snowden Stayed At Russian Consulate While In Hong Kong · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You should be a porn writer.

  8. Re:YES PLEASE! on New, Canon-Faithful Star Trek Series Is In Pre-Production · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why even make an alternate timeline if all you are going to do is rehash old episodes and movies (poorly)?

  9. Re:Actually, I like the dead trees on Students At Lynn University Get iPad Minis Instead of Textbooks · · Score: 1

    ...do stuff other then reading your text books.

    The birds, they are very angry.

  10. Re:light, tunnel, oncoming train on How Companies Are Preparing For the IT Workforce Exodus · · Score: 2

    Every single one of them could continue to live the lifestyles of the rich and famous without a dime of Social Security money... all the while complaining about how tough things are for them and how easy things are for the rest of us.

    Project much?

  11. Hello tech support? on NASDAQ Trading Halted Due To "Technical Issue" · · Score: 5, Funny

    Have you tried turning it off and on again?

  12. Re:What a stupid question. on Is the Stable Linux Kernel Moving Too Fast? · · Score: 1

    The result is mainline kernels (including "stable") are perpetual beta. Any important machine should only run a kernel vetted and tweaked by a trusted distribution.

  13. Re:heh on Single Developer Responsible For Over 47k Apps In BlackBerry World · · Score: 4, Funny

    They blew it.

    There's an app for that.

  14. Re:FP on What's Causing the Rise In Obesity? Everything. · · Score: 5, Funny

    No one wants the ugly fat child.

    What about with fava beans and a nice chianti?

  15. Bow before the power! on Canadian Military Developing Stealth Snowmobile · · Score: 1

    After the dual poutine cannons find their mark, targets will feel sluggish and satisfied. Canuck tech rules the globe.

  16. Re:Object lesson on The Decline of '20% Time' at Google · · Score: 1

    ...what color would your Ferrari be?

    Banana.

  17. Insanity on The Death of the American Drive-in · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Poor picture, poor sound, extra traffic headache getting in and out, constant noise and movement from other attendees. The drive-in was never about the film as anything but tinny, poorly reproduced background noise to the party.

  18. Re:Oh Shit on Excess Coffee May Be Linked To Early Death · · Score: 1

    As a guy who can drink 2L of coffee a day that is scary.

    Like the Bruce Willis movie (spoiler alert), you're already dead!

  19. Re:LEFTIST MARXIST EXTERMIST JIHADIST S.T.O.R.Y. ! on The College-Loan Scandal · · Score: 1

    California and Texas went with deregulation ostensibly to increase competition and lower prices while increasing quality -- free market thought. What happened? The highest energy prices in the nation.

    When the last piece of Texas deregulation went into effect in 2011 (allowing charges up to $3000 per MWh from what is normally $50 to $75 per MWh), the VERY NEXT DAY there was rolling black outs and charges of $3000 per MWh. (echoes of Enron)

    This is the same state cutting billions from state universities and public schools. The only things that get funded are private entities like the quarter billion state funds for F1 racing. That made Bernie Ecclestone very happy.

  20. Re:NYT not hacked. on Washington Post Hacked, a Day After New York Times · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...a problem with their load balancers caused by internal actions.

    Did you try modulating the shield harmonics?

  21. Re:Betteridge is actually wrong this time on Is Europe's Recession Really Over? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Ronald Wilson Reagan

    Quoting Republican scripture I see. Everyone join in:

    And Saint Reagan raised trickle down up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy economic voodoo that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu...

  22. Re:Slashdot sociopaths... on Neurologists Shine Light On Near-Death Experiences · · Score: 2

    No compassion for the innocent animals being tortured. Do you think they understand what is happening to them? Do you care?

    Yeah, yeah. Meat is murder. Delicious hickory smoked murder.

  23. Re:WE'RE TOO BIG TO JUST "DOUBLE DOWN" ON FAILURE! on 3 Reasons Why Microsoft Needs 3 Surface Tablets · · Score: 4, Funny

    It takes BALLS the size of CANADA to TRIPLE-DOWN!

    Prepare to be teabagged by Steve Ballmer. Heck, he may go for FIVE Surface tablets.

  24. Humor on After Lavabit Shut-Down, Dotcom's Mega Promises Secure Mail · · Score: 1

    Jabba Dotcom protecting us from the empire? Sign me up!

  25. Re:Alternatively... on NSA Firing 90% of Its Sysadmins · · Score: 1

    Madness

    I hear it's very liberating.