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3 Reasons Why Microsoft Needs 3 Surface Tablets

CowboyRobot writes "It's looking like Microsoft is planning to replace its underachieving Surface tablet with two new products, but it may need three to finally have success with the Surface. Three tablets would provide an entry point and an upgrade path. Multiple Surface RT models would help Windows RT survive OEM skepticism. Microsoft needs device fanfare to accompany Windows 8.1, and to coincide with enterprise hardware upgrades. If the company releases one of the models before the end of the year, the device would arrive in time not only for the holiday season, but also to cash in on user interest in Windows 8.1, which will be released later this fall. Surface devices released next year, meanwhile, could capitalize on enterprise hardware upgrades, which are expected to pick up as Windows XP's April 8, 2014 end-of-service date nears."

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  1. What an understatement... by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Funny

    From TFA: "When Microsoft first priced its Surface tablets, it made a colossal miscalculation, assuming that it could simply follow Apple into the high-margin device business."

    Aim at the other foot, Microsoft.

    1. Re:What an understatement... by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It may have been able to compete with the original iPad, but not the latest and that's the greatest miscalculation.

      Here's a funny (ironic funny, not so much ha-ha funny) thought: Microsoft made their way in the early days of Microcomputers riding on the backs of cheap clones or clones which could outperform IBM's PCs.
      Fast-forward to the present and their trying to ride the backs of the highest performing hardware, with low performing clones, hoping to drag along the operating system into prominence with it.

      They should stay out of the hardware business and work on the operating system for tablets, let anyone make them and encourage development of premium hardware.

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    2. Re:What an understatement... by adri · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's not likely to work. iOS and Android are too entrenched. No OEM is going to willingly walk into a new, untested OS.

    3. Re:What an understatement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its windows, its CRAP, comsumers are realizing this and buying into a much better system. Surface pro is just the desktop smushed into a tablet form, but it still gets plenty of malware and take up gigantic amounts of room compared to the others. Why would a knowledgeable person put themselves thru the hassle of downgrading their tablet experience with microsoft software?

    4. Re:What an understatement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should stay out of the hardware business and work on the operating system for tablets, let anyone make them and encourage development of premium hardware.

      No one wants to make them. That's why they tried to jump start the market themselves.

    5. Re:What an understatement... by Patch86 · · Score: 5, Funny

      There's a juicy irony in calling Windows a new, untested OS. Microsoft have been plugging Windows for touch screens for decades now; they just suck at it.

      I'm not disagreeing with your sentiment, by the way, just enjoying the phrasing.

    6. Re:What an understatement... by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There's a juicy irony in calling Windows a new, untested OS. Microsoft have been plugging Windows for touch screens for decades now; they just suck at it.

      I'm not disagreeing with your sentiment, by the way, just enjoying the phrasing.

      I have one of the old XP tablets and to say it sucks is to put it mildly. It worked pretty good for some things, generally not using the touch screen any more than necessary, but that's counter to what they are pushing these days, whether you like it or not. People are trained on Windows with a Keyboard and Mouse. Windows without either is a strange and unfamiliar thing which creates a lot of mental conflict, trying to figure how to do what we are familiar with with unfamiliar controls. Android and iOS have effectively come out the door without the baggage of prior expectations.

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    7. Re:What an understatement... by MBGMorden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Problem is - Android already has that market.

      Apple is what it always has been - a completely closed platform with hardware and software from the same source. No problem there for those that want that.

      The alternative is to buy your tablet from one of many different companies that make them. That's the same as it always was, but now Google provides that OS rather than Microsoft.

      Why would a company or a consumer go with Microsoft when Android already works well and is established in the market?

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    8. Re:What an understatement... by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      its windows, its CRAP, comsumers are realizing this and buying into a much better system. Surface pro is just the desktop smushed into a tablet form, but it still gets plenty of malware and take up gigantic amounts of room compared to the others. Why would a knowledgeable person put themselves thru the hassle of downgrading their tablet experience with microsoft software?

      Perhaps they don't have a tablet yet or haven't used one much and want to go a bit more mobile.

      Trying to reconcile how to do what they know how to do on a desktop or laptop but now on a touch sensitive screen, on top of all the constant version-on-version of reshuffling menu options, where things are and how to work previously simple things done many times in a now more complicated way -- that could really blunt their thrust.

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    9. Re:What an understatement... by Mister_Stoopid · · Score: 2

      The thing is it's not really "Windows", though. They've developed a phone OS and chosen to call it "Windows", but that doesn't make it so.

      Windows is only popular on desktop computers because it's backwards compatible with the entire modern history of computing. To call RT "Windows" without that feature is like calling your new mode of transportation "AirplaneRT" even though it can't fly and you have to push pedals with your feet to make it move.

    10. Re:What an understatement... by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      That's not likely to work. iOS and Android are too entrenched. No OEM is going to willingly walk into a new, untested OS.

      OEMs like to sell product. If they think there's enough demand they will make it. Odds are the only real change is in their firmware so they can handle Microsoft's OS.

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    11. Re:What an understatement... by gtall · · Score: 2

      Why would anyone pay MS for their OS for pads? They can have Android for free, or they are Apple and don't need it. MS is trying the only trick they know how, tie everything to winders by hook or by crook, and they aren't too particular about which one either.

    12. Re:What an understatement... by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      The thing is it's not really "Windows", though. They've developed a phone OS and chosen to call it "Windows", but that doesn't make it so.

      Windows is only popular on desktop computers because it's backwards compatible with the entire modern history of computing. To call RT "Windows" without that feature is like calling your new mode of transportation "AirplaneRT" even though it can't fly and you have to push pedals with your feet to make it move.

      They've promised to ditch compatibility for years and versions and now they're trying to do it and seeing where their strength has always been - being Microsoft compatible. :-D and I don't need to buy that AirplaneRT, I can ride one for a quarter at the supermarket whenever I want.

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    13. Re:What an understatement... by Sir_Sri · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They should stay out of the hardware business and work on the operating system for tablets, let anyone make them and encourage development of premium hardware.

      That's what surface is. Surface isn't really a serious consumer product strategy. It's Microsoft making clear to the hardware makers that if they refuse to produce anything innovative or worth buying MS will do it for them.

      The problem with this strategy is that MS doesn't really seem to have anything innovative to push, in large part because windows 8 is terrible (so is 8.1).

      For the better part of a decade MS has been making software work for an iPad like slate device (they even had a term for it: a slate, a tablet is a convertible laptop with a rotating screen). And how many of those did we see on the market? None. MS has been burned badly by their 3rd party partners not rising to the challenge of making devices that aren't shit. If anything the market has gone the other way, to shovelling cheaper and cheaper stuff out that is in many cases junk.

      Try and buy a haswell tablet right now. How many can you find? There are a couple, but they are in very few product segments. MS recognizes this problem, and sees surface as the way to address this, but isn't able to implement. Which is sort of ok, if 2 months from now they launch and awesome surface pro 2, and that forces the other vendors to do the same. Late to the market, but forcing some progress maybe. And that's what Surface is there for, it's not to really making microsoft billions directly, it's to make sure that the hardware partners make things worth buying and force them to keep pushing new technology, or they're going to look bad compared to Surface. I'm sure MS would be thrilled if Surface was the most expensive and one of the worst windows 8 devices you could buy - because that would mean windows 8 would be moving at a good pace somewhere.

    14. Re:What an understatement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from the article: Microsoft needs to follow something more akin to the Android model: produce budget-friendly flagship products that increase adoption and funnel users toward the costlier, more profitable devices.

      The problem is Microsoft charges $80 for the OS. You can get an entire low-end android tablet for that

    15. Re:What an understatement... by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      Access to the Play Store on Android - which is necessary for producing what most people think of as "Android" - is not free. Google charges for the "Google Apps" stuff (maps, voice, etc.) as well. Licensing costs for what most people consider to be "Android" are not far off from what licensing RT costs (and actually higher than what licensing WP8 costs, though this is about tablets not phones).

      The only companies who have taken the actually free version of Android and made a successful product from it either implemented their own stores and such at significant cost (Amazon, for example) or produced very restricted devices that simply needed a mobile-friendly Linux distro to run their custom software on.

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    16. Re:What an understatement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet the surface hardware is actually very good, but the OS doesn't have all the tablet-esque features we all want.

    17. Re:What an understatement... by fast+turtle · · Score: 1

      its windows, its CRAP, comsumers are realizing this and buying into a much better system. Surface pro is just the desktop smushed into a tablet form, but it still gets plenty of malware and take up gigantic amounts of room compared to the others. Why would a knowledgeable person put themselves thru the hassle of downgrading their tablet experience with microsoft software?

      Maybe because android is useless w/o a working network connection. I'm seriously considering one of the damn Surface Pro tablets because of the hardware and the OS. Sure it's not perfect but ya no whut? It's not a crippled OS that doesn't work w/o a network connection that I don't have all the time. Places like the god damn doctors office - no fucking free wifi there and I have to enter an appointment onto the calendar? Sorry but no can do since Google Needs a connection just to do that. This is on a Nexus 7 running 4.2 Jelly Bean. God damn Google. can't even get things right on their so called flagship product. Sure Win8 is a PITA but on a tablet? Metro makes fucking sense as that's what it was designed for.

      The other advantage is I've got plenty of Win Software that will run on the damn thing so there's no need to invest in additional crap and no I'm not an MS Shill as my desktop is running Gentoo with Fluxbox and the Slim Display Manager. Hell I even use Wine for Guildwars and it works fine.

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    18. Re:What an understatement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you really think that licencing Google's App and Services is in the same ballpark as the licensing costs for Windows RT than you're either ignorant or bat shit insane.

    19. Re:What an understatement... by dfghjk · · Score: 1, Informative

      "Why would a company or a consumer go with Microsoft when Android already works well and is established in the market?"

      Why would a company or a consumer go with Linux when Windows already works well and is established in the market?

      Because your viewpoint is overly simplistic and meaningless.

    20. Re:What an understatement... by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Your question is already answered. Very few consumers actually do go with Linux - probably a much lower percentage over overall desktop users compared to tablet Windows users.

      Linux is used in server environments but it is just as established as Microsoft there so the comparison isn't valid.

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    21. Re:What an understatement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also forgot to look at their own product.. if they had done their homework they would have understood the difference between android/ios calling a 16gb device that "also includes the OS" but has you know the bulk of that space free.. they may not have been harassed over the 32gig surface really being a 16gb free space device and not the "bargain" it was being marketed as..

      Of course the biggest mistake of all of this was not taking page #1 from Apple and not trying to tie surface and windows desktop together..

      Imagine if you will "Surface" the mobile nameplate from Microsoft.. a clean slate design for todays phones and tablets.. so new we are not even gonna call it windows...

      By then adding a "Surface" runtime to Xbox 360, Xbox 1, Windows 8 they enable a shared app ecosystem that actually trumps both Apple and Google at their own game.. (at least in terms of unified coding for a variety of target enviroments) it also gives them an opportunity to be aggressive with pricing without devaluing their own laptop/desktop partners (see surface pro vs standard surface kerfuffle)

      In short this entire product generation (windows 8, windows phone 7/7.5/7.8/8, surface RT, Surface Pro, etc) have been a whole new form of disaster for MS.. previously it was horrible products pushed hard on the public (See clippy, Bob, etc) this time around its decent products that require a playbook and a guide to figure out which is which and where they all fit/dont fit... the comedy of errors that was the win phone 7 to windows phone 8 transition was only the beginning.. it seems like the only division doing ANYTHING correctly is the Xbox unit.. who seems to be taking a very proactive approach to addressing issues before launch etc... unlike the mothership who conveniently ignored the win8/win phone 7/surface issues till "version 2.0"

      I wonder who will end up buying MS before its all said and done?

    22. Re:What an understatement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if you were a hardware maker, why would you even bother with windblows when you have established systems around that you know people *will* buy as opposed to what m$ hopes people *might* buy. Here is another kicker: it isn't just surface that has died: about 3 years ago, M$ got into bed with Nokia, gave them a billion U$ dollars to play nice and be their friend...and use windblows fone 7. Now Nokia's lawyers have said that yes, the billion bux forces Nokia to play nice with M$ and develop phones around fone7. The only problem is that a lot of people have tried Fone7, and the declared 'this sux like goatse, and we hate it'. Nokia has burned through a lot of the M$ money developing hardware, but fone7 still sux, and M$ has told them: "the deal is you use our crap, selling phones is your problem." This leaves Nokia swinging in the wind. Hardware developers looking at M$ surface aren't stupid: they see how M$ screwed Nokia over (and really, Nokia should have seen M$ history to know who they are getting into business with), and so hardware developers are quite justifiably loathe to build out for M$ when even M$ can't get people to buy their own built stuff (possibly suspect hardware, certainly -IMHO- crappy software).

    23. Re:What an understatement... by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

      But if you were a hardware maker, why would you even bother with windblows when you have established systems around that you know people *will* buy as opposed to what m$ hopes people *might* buy.

      Because the market could change. Windows 8 hasn't caught on because it's terrible, but you don't necessarily know what the market is going to do until it gets there.

      The only problem is that a lot of people have tried Fone7, and the declared 'this sux like goatse, and we hate it'.

      http://news.cnet.com/8301-1035_3-57596548-94/android-nabs-record-80-percent-market-share-in-q2/

      Windows has 5.6% of the market, which is probably better than most android makers except samsung, and nokia has most of that market. They're actually doing reasonably well some places. Oddly.

      As I say, the crux of the problem is that windows 8 is terrible. Even on a tablet (either definition of tablet) it's terrible. There's no doubt that it's terrible. But if you're one of the android makers that isn't samsung anything you can do to get sales is good. And Surface Pro particularly is a laptop competitor, not really an ipad competitor. People still want proper computers to go with their tablets, and will for some time yet. Although I certainly agree that the laptop market is going to get squished, all those guys (asus, alienware, HP, Dell, Lenovo, Toshiba, Sony) are still making and selling laptops for the moment, and so want to have something in that segment worth buying.

      Unfortunately, no one wants windows 8 or linux on a productivity device, at least not in any significant volumes, so sales are weak overall. But well. We've already agreed that windows 8 is a trainwreck, and linux with its 2% marketshare isn't magically exploding at the moment.

    24. Re:What an understatement... by Dr+Max · · Score: 1

      You have to pay MS for android as well.

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    25. Re:What an understatement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe because android is useless w/o a working network connection.

      Maybe you should try using an Android tablet. It's not what you think it is.

    26. Re:What an understatement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would a company or a consumer go with Linux when Windows already works well and is established in the market?

      Precisely.

      Because your viewpoint is overly simplistic and meaningless.

      Huh? You just reaffirmed the parent's argument, then you say this...

    27. Re:What an understatement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The risk is that it might have the only effect of making them look bad. I.e. there is no market for expensive stuff like surface pro, and at the same time the existence of the surface pro will kill the market for cheap crap because it will so obviously be cheap crap when compared.
      If that happens, all this strategy does is sink the Windows tablet market completely.

    28. Re:What an understatement... by malkavian · · Score: 1

      I run an Android tablet, Linux laptop, iPhone and Win7 desktop. Each of them is fine for what I need them to do (they were individually chosen for a particular task)..
      The Android tab isn't a Nexus.. It's one of the cheap, but surprisingly good imports (a Rapid5 v2 from a company called A1CS) with a nice flash expansion from a micro SD, USB connector and HDMI out.. Gives me a nice 32GB flash expansion right there, quad core CPU, ability to watch movies (with good quality video and perfectly acceptable audio, though like all these devices, best done using headphones).
      I have my dive log on it, some movies, some books through the kindle app for when I'm not toting my kindle (Which I prefer for reading, but can use the tab at a push).. Notepads to write things with.. Tools to play around with photographs.. Pretty much all the things I need to keep myself occupied without having a network available that I need.. As soon as I get a net connection, then there's always the social nets, the web, email etc..
      To date, I'm happy with my little Android tab.. The fact that it cost me under £100 means I can take it to dive sites and use the log, without worrying too much if it gets broken (which it hasn't done to date, nor has its predecessor).
       

    29. Re:What an understatement... by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Nobody's going to see this, but I think it's worth saying.

      You are absolutely correct that Surface was Microsoft's answer to all the crap products that OEMs were making for Windows. Not only did the product offerings appear cheap and boring, but they were all loaded down with pre-loaded crapware that negatively impacted the stability of the OS (same thing is happening to Android), and thus the Windows brand. This after all the work MS did to make 7 stable and secure. It was basically a warning shot, that if the OEMs didn't shape up and quick, Microsoft's hardware would eat them for breakfast.

      It also served as a reference implementation of a Windows RT/8 unit, a demonstration to the very same OEMs that a well-designed machine with decent specs and no crapware would be able to sell, and at a pricepoint that's comparable to iOS and Android's best offerings.

      Except it failed.

      It partially failed because the hardware wasn't up to par with the equally-priced iOS and Android units of the time. E.g., when everybody else was moving to high PPI displays, Microsoft put an inferior screen on it (couldn't even do 1080p!). The unit was only useful with a real keyboard, and the snap keyboard was heavily, heavily marketed. But it didn't come included. It was a separate purchase. Which made it a disappointment right out of the box

      It spectacularly failed because of the software. Ignore for a second the brand confusion between RT and 8. Forget that RT can't run legacy x86 apps, while 8 had short battery life and was heavy. Ignore for a moment the Metro interface and the lack of a start button.

      Let's start with the fact that the Windows RT/8 touch interface was only half-baked. Let's start with the fact that even though Desktop mode was supposed to be for legacy, it was the only place were certain things could be done. Half the settings were in Metro. The other half were back under the control panel. And sometimes, the Metro settings would kick out to the control panel. And in Desktop mode, touch fails the same way that touch failed in Windows XP-7. So Windows RT/8 is unusable for all but the most basic, dumb tasks in touch-only mode. But Metro is atrocious to use with a mouse.

      This fundamental identity crisis of the user interface killed it. And the other lesser, but no less trivial lackings of Surface RT and 8 nailed the coffin shut and swallowed it into the earth.

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  2. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    but also to cash in on user interest in Windows 8.1

    What user interest?

    1. Re:Huh? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      PPM dictates user interest, fool - not mere users.

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    2. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      That one guy knows a guy who knows a guy who is totally stoked about 8.1!! I hear he also owns a Kin and a turd-brown Zune. He's still longing to find someone to squirt songs with.

    3. Re:Huh? by neo-mkrey · · Score: 1

      The AC post should be modded 'Insightful'. It's the original article that should be labeled "Laugh. Its funny."

    4. Re:Huh? by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      That one guy knows a guy who knows a guy who is totally stoked about 8.1!! I hear he also owns a Kin and a turd-brown Zune. He's still longing to find someone to squirt songs with.

      Pervy Zune fancier!

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    5. Re:Huh? by Gr8Apes · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly. The users have moved on, to non-MS phones and tablets, and their success at using these items for what they need is enlightening more people to this lower cost alternative. With that move and the user performance plateau that was reached about 7 years ago, people just don't need to replace nor upgrade computers. And since the masses don't update regularly either, they just don't care when Windows Update goes silent or shows an error (whatever it may do when EOL is reached) and their semi-geek knowledgeable neighbor tell them how to disable the service to stop getting that irritating warning box. And they'll merrily move on.

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    6. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All those unfortunate users that got stuck with Windows 8.0 and haven't yet moved on to something else entirely.

    7. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but also to cash in on user interest in Windows 8.1

      What user interest?

      +5 Insightful

    8. Re:Huh? by jayfehr · · Score: 1

      Is this the same guy that got that Zune tattoo?

    9. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gamers and enthusiasts still go with the latest and greatest. They still push the limits. They still buy hardware. They are $25bn strong and growing, and spend their money on high-margin parts. Win8 is doing just fine there, though that crowd considers MS just a necessary evil, and would just as soon switch to a non-MS OS and put the extra $100 into a better GPU. The rest of the world should buy a nexus 7 (2013) as their main tablet.

    10. Re:Huh? by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Only for the moment. Microsoft doesn't really care about PC gaming ... the decision not to backport DirectX 11.2 and to simply not work on DirectX 12 at all shows their intentions and it might bite them in the ass.

      If NVIDIA and Valve decide to heavily push Linux/OpenGL things could go south fast for Microsoft. For instance NVIDIA could decide to make an efficient shim to use their graphics card from a virtualized windows client running on top of a Linux host ... at which point I could just run Windows for my legacy gaming and use Linux for my real gaming all without rebooting.

    11. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps if NVidia open-sourced all their drivers this could be the case.... in 3-5 years. I don't buy that MS doesn't care about PC gaming. They should know by now that it's going to end up being their last bastion. Just because they don't backport DX11.2 (and so far, there is no reason to work on DX12 - there is just not enough functionality to add as of yet) doesn't mean they are ignoring gaming. Given that gamer adoption of Win8 has actually been far better than actual adoption (check the steam hardware/software survey), I think MS anticipates the majority of gamers upgrading. I did the upgrade on my windows machine and, quite frankly, I'm not suffering at all. I almost never use metro nor need to. However the smaller footprint is nice. I can't tell if it's any faster, but I don't really care because my machine is plenty fast.

  3. Nope by s.petry · · Score: 2

    They don't need one tablet, let alone three. "Want" is the word I believe someone was looking for when writing this article.

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    1. Re:Nope by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      No they need tablets.
      The desktop business will continue to shrink and be unsustainable for a company the size of Microsoft.

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    2. Re:Nope by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well the article is just pure bullshit anyhow. on a bullshit site. "Well I promised to write 5 surface articles.."

      as if you need an upgrade path.. the upgrade path is the next generation or preferably for MS the upgrade path would be provided by multiple hardware vendors.

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    3. Re:Nope by s.petry · · Score: 4, Funny

      Microsoft was never known for tablets, they were known for desktop and server systems. I would agree with the market strategy if they were early adopters, but they were pretty late to the game. This puts them in the same spot as they were with Zune.

      I'm not saying that it's impossible, but being late (years behind) the competition means that they should sit with 1 tablet and make it so awesome that iPad users claim it's competition. Trying to dump out 3 Surface devices without any demand is another failure in the pipes.

      Let me ask another question to point out why 3 tablets really really bad. What do consumers want in an iPad or Kindle? Stability and Reliability are what matters the most to the consumers. With some, there is also the status of owning an "i" device, but not most. With an unproven device, MS should be treating this like Amazon and Kindle. Simple at first to gain consumer trust and market share, later expand to various features.

      What MS is trying to do it appears is show that PCs are no longer their focus. This from a company where PCs are supposed to be their bread and butter. If they treated a tablet as a compliment instead of a replacement it would make much more sense. I would agree that many consumers will replace, but a huge number will remain on PCs for increased performance and options. Tablets can replace laptops much easier than desktops.

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    4. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed, everyone I have ever spoken to neither "want" nor "need" Windows 8.x much less an extremely overpriced POS tablet. For that kind of money they would far rather have much more useful laptop or desktop which they would prefer to Windows 7. On the cheaper end small stuff Android works just fine and adds less to the price and most folks don't even waste money on those other then phones. Bad when even the sales people trying to make a living off of it are cussing Windows 8.x.

      Saw a report the other day that Windows 7 is still outselling Windows 8, amusing considering that Microsoft had virtually every major retailer take the Windows 7 computers off the shelf on the night prior to Windows 8 launch. Wonder how much better PC sales would be if Windows 7 was still on the shelves everywhere 8 is? Microsoft claims 8 is outselling 7 though and of course most reports are saying that and with 7 being yanked off the shelfs prior to launch would make sense, but then so does plummeting PC sales barring 8 from having a chance to catch up with 7.

    5. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeps, got a win8 machine only because it was a good deal, then quickly added stardock to it so i could actually use the damn thing and stay out of the metrocrap...
      just didn't want to spend extra to get another copy of win7, otherwise, if there had been a choice, i would not have gotten win8 in a million years...
      excepting a speedier boot and shutdown, i find NOTHING compelling about win8, and PLENTY which is a PITA....

      ALL a bullshit scheme to make their own walled-garden-with-slightly-lower-walls...
      oh, and microshit, i have about had it with having to establish an 'account' blah blah blah for fucking EVERYTHING, which means i am simply not going to do so for your crap...
      kindly FOAD already

    6. Re:Nope by gtall · · Score: 2

      MS also has their past screwups to overcome. Consumers looking to buy a pad of some sort see MS and think Windows Hell all over their shiny new tablet. If they had Macs, they'll expect a similar experience on their iPads, and that's pretty much what they get. At least with Android there is the promise that the demons of Software Hell will give them a pass.

    7. Re:Nope by RobertM1968 · · Score: 2

      First, Microsoft wasn't late to the game. They (with various OEM hardware manufacturers trying to support their efforts) were first to the game for both mainstream tablets and business tablets.

      Second, their strategy problem is far greater than that. Any tablet can be an RDP enabled entry point to one's home machine - and currently, that market (for as long as Android and iDevices don't capitalize on it) is one they aren't really touting. Which makes no sense, especially after all their "click" commercials demoing a product setup that would be ideal for such use. Their restrictive cloud efforts aren't helping either - no matter how robust they may be in some areas (and lacking in others).

    8. Re:Nope by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      You really need to be modded up.

      Microsoft can't pay people enough to overcome their shoddy (software) engineering and bad UI decisions.

    9. Re:Nope by s.petry · · Score: 1

      Exactly! This is why 1 tablet that is so awesome people start to talk about it should be the focus. I'm not surprised at MS's strategy mind you, they are known for brute force bullying and not finesse when it comes to marketing and tactics. I'm more wondering why their board continues to support those tactics when they have cost MS a whole lot of market share and profits.

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    10. Re:Nope by lgw · · Score: 1

      That can't be said enough. Give me a tablet that lets me RDP (plus the VMware and Citrix protocols) and display Office docs (both local and Office 365) on a projector, and I'd buy it even if it didn't have a web browser.

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    11. Re: Nope by msoftsucks · · Score: 2

      I do this all the time with an Android tablet. All you have to do is install PocketCloud from the store and you are ready to go. It works quite well and if you have some kind of 3g capability on the Android tablet you can do this while on the go. With PocketCloud and ConnectBot I am able to fully manage both Windows and Linux servers.

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    12. Re:Nope by LDAPMAN · · Score: 1

      You have all of this on iOS and Android. The local editing of Office docs could be better but RDP and Citrix work great.

    13. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does not help at all that MS track record with hardware OUTSIDE of mice/keyboards and xbox unit.. has been "throw it at the wall if it works great, if not quietly move on to something else and pretend it never existed"

      That strategy will NEVER work when your betting the entire company everywhere except MS Office is in play atm.. and thats got to be scaring the shit out Redmond....

    14. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would be very interested in a tablet that functioned as a client to my Windows PC quietly running in the other room. The ability to run PC programs, create and access PC files, and so on using a tablet whilst comfortably embedded in my recliner seems compelling to me. I would buy a Microsoft tablet with this technology.

      Why doesn't Microsoft have this idea?

    15. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why doesn't Microsoft have this idea?

      <cough>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smart_Display</cough>

      Smart Display was announced in early 2002, released in early 2003 and discontinued in December 2003, having never achieved more than negligible market penetration.

    16. Re:Nope by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Yes, they were doing the tablet thing back in 2003. And absolutely nobody gave a shit, and practically nobody remembers. Why?

      They were, and still are, terrible products.

      Nobody wants an OS designed for a mouse + keyboard on their touchscreen. Just like nobody wants an OS designed for a touchscreen on a mouse + keyboard driven device. Apple knew this immediately, and designed a product to not do that. Google knew it immediately, and designed a product to not do that.

      Microsoft has had a decade to figure it out, and they still haven't. In fact, they just flipped the coin over and killed the sales of the product that props the whole company up by ruining desktops and laptops rather than just ruining convertible tablets that nobody buys. They've fucked the dog on this one, and still haven't figured it out.

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  4. WE'RE TOO BIG TO JUST "DOUBLE DOWN" ON FAILURE! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It takes BALLS the size of CANADA to TRIPLE-DOWN!

    Lady and gentlemen, Microsoft is about to show you how it's done. This is like RIM, without the spending cap or reality check.

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    1. Re:WE'RE TOO BIG TO JUST "DOUBLE DOWN" ON FAILURE! by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Funny

      It takes BALLS the size of CANADA to TRIPLE-DOWN!

      Prepare to be teabagged by Steve Ballmer. Heck, he may go for FIVE Surface tablets.

    2. Re:WE'RE TOO BIG TO JUST "DOUBLE DOWN" ON FAILURE! by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 1

      Either balls or shit for brains.

      I will go with the shit for brains.

    3. Re:WE'RE TOO BIG TO JUST "DOUBLE DOWN" ON FAILURE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it is Ballmer then Number 2 is the correct option. otherwise it takes balls to stand up to that crazy man.

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    4. Re:WE'RE TOO BIG TO JUST "DOUBLE DOWN" ON FAILURE! by sootman · · Score: 1
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  5. No amount of unwanted products will sell by geoskd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Microsoft is not Apple. People don't wait in line for Microsoft products just because they are Microsoft products. Apple built a cult following around top notch products. They repeatedly made good products. That didn't happen overnight, and it damn near killed apple. Microsoft has to stop producing garbage. Until *All* of Microsoft products are top tier for an extended period of time, no one will trust Microsoft enough to buy into the lock-in. Microsoft has had too many Zunes, and too many Bobs for people to shell out top dollar expecting a good user experience. Now they do the wait and see, and a wait and see product is never good enough to get the top of the market, no matter how good it is because those same customers bought the competitions product already.

    Microsoft only has one hope of remaining relevant. They have to make awesome products repeatedly for a period of years to decades, and accept that their products will go unnoticed for a long time. Eventually, a core of loyal Microsoft customers will form, and if the top notch products continue to flow, the core will continue to grow. One piece of junk like windows 8 makes it onto the shelves, and Microsoft is back at square one again. This will be a long and expensive process for Microsoft, but the longer they wait, the more likely the process will kill them.

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    1. Re:No amount of unwanted products will sell by DogDude · · Score: 0, Troll

      Eventually, a core of loyal Microsoft customers will form

      Right. I'm sure the largest, most successful software company on the planet is eagerly waiting for loyal customers. Right.

      Do you happen to work for some sort of News Corp owned company? Your amazing in-depth business analysis is on par with something I'd hear from the awe inspiring mind of Sarah Palin.

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    2. Re:No amount of unwanted products will sell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The loyal customers of the largest, most successful software company on the planet aren't loyal to the assorted array of half-assed products they try to sell elsewhere. Hence the problem. Whether any of Microsoft's customers are actually "loyal" at all is debatable as well. Would anyone choose a Microsoft product even in their loyal business software department if the constraints of compatibility, past investment, and user familiarity were removed? Hard to say.

    3. Re:No amount of unwanted products will sell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What almost killed apple was really, really bad management and product design. I lived through the pre-jobs-return apple and the company was a damn mess. 4 PC product lines that had a lot of overlap and a lot of bad models that were crippled in order to avoid cannibalizing sales from higher end ones. (Look up "road apples" as they were commonly called)

      Jobs came back, axed nearly all prodcut lines and replaced them with 2. Consumer and pro. Pretty much Imacs and the towers, or ibooks and macbooks. He also axed the newton.

      A lot of people laughed at the gaudy imac, but the consumer saw a single purpose machine that was easy and didnt look like a complicated beige pile of cables. The rest is history.

    4. Re:No amount of unwanted products will sell by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I think it's too late for MS to get any traction in the home. I see lots of tablets in homes in the future, but the full PCs will be in offices and we nerds' homes like 30 years ago. Tablets do what most people need a home computer for, and everyone is used to Android and Apple interfaces.

      Back when normal people started getting home computers, they wanted one that ran what they used at work, one they knew and were used to.

      You would think Microsoft, of all people, would recognize that.

      People also look at a company's shortcomings. They look at Bing and Google Search, who will they believe will offer better technology?

    5. Re:No amount of unwanted products will sell by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2

      I don't know if MS management is seriously deluded or just wildly optimistic. It's one thing that tried with Surface RT and Surface Pro. Realistically it was late and not likely to get many buyers. But to price the RT initially the same as an iPad was fool hearty. Also to over-order millions of units. Doing the math, it was unlikely that they could have logistically sell that many even if people wanted them.

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    6. Re:No amount of unwanted products will sell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet they took a $900 million loss and sold less than 2 millipn combined Surface tablets. And that's before you get to companies like Asus dropping WinRT because no one wants it. People buy Windows because of inertia and cheap and subsidized hardware prices for Windows laptops/desktops/etc. Not loyalty.

    7. Re:No amount of unwanted products will sell by Dadoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      People don't wait in line for Microsoft products just because they are Microsoft products.

      You clearly weren't around when Microsoft released Windows 95. There were long lines for that - at midnight, no less. I think what Microsoft needs to ask themselves is why that's no longer true.

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    8. Re:No amount of unwanted products will sell by jacekm · · Score: 1

      Microsoft could have attracted more buyers if they would not try to be Apple. They should have priced Surface at almost cost of making them and with some holiday sales even below cost of making them. They also should have chosen to completely open the Metro OS to let any amatour and small programmer to write any application they want without Microsoft store permission. This was precisely what originally won Windows the place it is in the PC market. They should have also left PC OS with a choice os conventional Start menu so the core customers would not be enraged. By closing their OS, pricing it at Apple level and enraging large number of current PC users they ended up at what they deserved - completle failure.

    9. Re:No amount of unwanted products will sell by Mister_Stoopid · · Score: 2

      Microsoft's "loyal customers" are loyal to exactly Desktop Windows (not RT, not CE, not whateverthefuck, it has to be "real" windows that can run that one app I have from 1997) and nothing else. That loyalty does not extend to any other market, as MS is now learning through this whole Surface fiasco.

      Some people are predicting that "desktop Windows and nothing else" won't be a big enough market to sustain MS's size, hence their need to develop customer loyalty in some other market.

    10. Re:No amount of unwanted products will sell by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

      no one will trust Microsoft enough to buy into the lock-in.

      You say that like Apple's lock-in is different somehow.
      Be careful not to confuse unwavering trust and superior products with clueless ignorance.

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    11. Re:No amount of unwanted products will sell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hypothesis - the "largest most successful" software company have no loyal customers. When people have to use them, fine, but if they put their label on it, don't expect people to line up with discretionary dollars.

      I'd say my hypothesis fits reality better than yours.

    12. Re:No amount of unwanted products will sell by jayfehr · · Score: 1

      That's nearly 20 years ago. No lines for any other Windows product, and that includes WinXP, Win7, and the Xbox. There may have been lines for the 360, I remember them being hard to find for a while, but I don't remember lines.

    13. Re:No amount of unwanted products will sell by danomac · · Score: 1

      On release day for the original xbox (November 2001?) there were people lined up outside the store to get one. Each store was expected to only get 5 or so. I was third in line. The lineup at the store I was at was about 15 deep. I didn't go to get a 360 at release day, so unsure there. I do remember it being really hard to go to work the next day, though...

    14. Re:No amount of unwanted products will sell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      foolhardy

    15. Re:No amount of unwanted products will sell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People don't wait in line for Microsoft products just because they are Microsoft products.

      You clearly weren't around when Microsoft released Windows 95. There were long lines for that - at midnight, no less. I think what Microsoft needs to ask themselves is why that's no longer true.

      Apple had released the Mac ten years earlier and pretty much left the market open to anything new.

      Kind of like Microsoft removed the familar Windows chrome and Start button leaving a gaping whole to be filled by Anyone else's Application launcher.. even one from Google, Amazon or Dropbox.. in the name of being "cool" and "different"

      I think over confidence let someone loose at the design board that shouldn't have been let loose and just ramshackled the interface with an untested and unfamilar "Surface" that "Hides" the real operating system underneath.. problem is people didn't feel like playing "Go Fish" with their fingers.. or didn't have a fishing pole and gave up.. this gamification of a basic tool.. didnt' work out so well

      Zune was exactly the same experiment.. didn't work out so well either..nor Windows Phone

      Forcing as "the only option" (or but there's our old thing you can downgrade to that.." is Business insanity.. they are throwing away their market advantage based on Pride.. people will start using tablets from other vendors in droves and stop using PCs faster than they would have otherwise

      And saying "We Won't let you use XP anymore.." just accelerates it even faster.. if Win8.1 does poorly.. an I suspect it will.. this could be the end of the PC market for Microsoft. Chromebooks, Linux and Apple products will have a good shot at replacing the legacy PC with windows

    16. Re:No amount of unwanted products will sell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "top notch products"

      hahhaahhaahahahahahahah *wheeze* aaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahah.

      Their idea of "top notch" is to take average and charge a lot more for it.

    17. Re:No amount of unwanted products will sell by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      Eventually, a core of loyal Microsoft customers will form Right. I'm sure the largest, most successful software company on the planet is eagerly waiting for loyal customers. Right. Do you happen to work for some sort of News Corp owned company? Your amazing in-depth business analysis is on par with something I'd hear from the awe inspiring mind of Sarah Palin.

      Actually, they are. They have a strong fan following in the gaming community - but that's it. They have no following (but a few zealots and fanboys) in the Windows Phone community (aren't enough users in this country - or any other - to have that "core..."). Their "following" in the OS world doesnt really exist because Windows is more a tool for users (those who even realize that it isn't some magical part of the actual hardware) and not an "I have to get the latest and greatest version" item.

    18. Re:No amount of unwanted products will sell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Windows 8 is not a piece of junk in anyway. Their failure was to consider that people don't like change. Having used every current major OS I can tell you that 8 (without the tiles) is by far the most advanced and powerful OS out there. When I try to work with iOS after being on Windows 8 I am immediately frustrated by the lack of functionality. It's like going back in time 3 years.

    19. Re:No amount of unwanted products will sell by Solandri · · Score: 2

      You clearly weren't around when Microsoft released Windows 95. There were long lines for that - at midnight, no less. I think what Microsoft needs to ask themselves is why that's no longer true.

      That's pretty easy. Back then, they gave users what they wanted. Today, Apple gets it. Contrary to GP, their products are not top-notch. They're frequently missing features commonly found on competing products (which is what elicited the "lame" reaction to the iPod here when it was first release). But Apple doesn't try to cater to the tech geek. They cater to the average person (who outnumbers the tech geek about 10:1), and concentrate on the core features the average person wants. In other words: they give people what they want.

      Microsoft hasn't been doing that lately. They dream up an idea of what they want, then try to force it down their customers' throats. Even when the customers complain that it's not what they want, they give the customer a big f-you and force it on them (e.g. putting back the Start button but having it pop up the Metro tiles). It's a complete reversal of the 1980s, when Apple said you could get your Macintosh in any color as long as it was beige, while Microsoft bent over backwards to get DOS and then Windows to work on any hardware platform out there.

    20. Re:No amount of unwanted products will sell by Tim12s · · Score: 1

      Zune... Such a stupid strategy. They should have stuck it out with a more consistent lifestyle approach. They should never have killed Zune and should have built it into their XBox and windows phone software.

      What a waste

    21. Re:No amount of unwanted products will sell by triffid_98 · · Score: 1

      Apple built a cult following around top notch products. They repeatedly made good products.

      *chuckle*

      Apple built a cult following by taking other peoples products, painting them white, polishing them up and dumbing them down to the lowest common denominator.

    22. Re:No amount of unwanted products will sell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet it wasn't until the iPhone that apple really took off. Macs were always just those goofy computers that almost no-one used. iPods were popular, but those got cannibalized by the smartphone market (as they should have - shitty-bound-to-iTunes products all deserve to die off eventually).

    23. Re:No amount of unwanted products will sell by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      "That didn't happen overnight, and it damn near killed apple."

      No it didn't. Apple problems had nothing to do with that. Apple saved itself by becoming a boutique personal electronics supplier, not by "repeatedly making good products" where they hadn't before.

      "They have to make awesome products repeatedly for a period of years to decades..."

      You are a delusional fanboy.

    24. Re:No amount of unwanted products will sell by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      That is incredibly untrue even to the most ignorant. Macs had become dominant after the switch to Intel, their notebooks the most desirable portable available, and the iPods totally dominated their market. You must have endured that time in a parallel universe.

    25. Re:No amount of unwanted products will sell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Having to *type* the name of the program I want to run is so awesome and futuristic!

    26. Re:No amount of unwanted products will sell by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      The Win95 launch was an incredible stroke of marketing at exactly the right time. Personal Computing was finally catching on in a big way, because computers were finally useful for something besides dining around and playing games. However, everyone hated using PCs because they had their own cryptic language you had to use to get them to do anything. Unless you ran this thing called "Windows" which gave you a clunky point+click way of doing most things, but still required you to type in cryptic strings of letters to get your computer to do stuff, and it treated you like the boss everyone hates - it says nothing when you do it right, but gets in your face when you do it ever-so-slightly wrong.

      Windows 95 finally made it so that normal people could use a computer to do stuff they wanted to do, if they didn't buy a Mac in the first place. However, every single advance in Windows since then has been iterative, and not decisively different from the last (to the non-technical crowd). They still operate basically the same, they just crash a bit less now.

      You and I know that the plumbing is completely different underneath, but to the average non-techie, it all looks the same to them.

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  6. 3 Reasons Why Microsoft Needs 3 Surface Tablets by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1, Funny

    1 - Landfills currently in danger of eroding, need rapid supplementary deposit.

    2 - Microsoft execs have restriction period expire - and swapped for Intel stock last month. Now need to inflate H2 units shipped on CPUs.

    3 - Three words: "BALLMER, BALLMER, BALLMER"!

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  7. Ob Python by Richy_T · · Score: 3, Funny

    King of Swamp Castle: When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.

    1. Re:Ob Python by tysonedwards · · Score: 2

      But I don't want any of that -- I'd rather-- I'd rather... just... ...sing!

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    2. Re:Ob Python by DougOtto · · Score: 1

      She's got huge....tracts of land.

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    3. Re:Ob Python by tysonedwards · · Score: 1

      I know, but I want the girl that I marry to have... a certain... special... ...something...

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    4. Re:Ob Python by jayfehr · · Score: 1

      NO SINGING!

  8. Microsoft lighting $100 bills on fire again by JoeyRox · · Score: 1

    It must be mighty toasty at the Redmond campus.

    1. Re:Microsoft lighting $100 bills on fire again by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Surface pro apparently outsells chromebook

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    2. Re:Microsoft lighting $100 bills on fire again by asavage · · Score: 1

      The Samsung Chromebook has been the #1 selling laptop on amazon.com every time I have checked this year. The two models of Surface Pro are currently ranked #213 and and #1,197.

  9. 1 reason for 0 by Steve_Ussler · · Score: 0

    I can give you 1 reason why they need zero. Windows on a tablet just does not work.

    1. Re:1 reason for 0 by radiumsoup · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I disagree - I've been using a Surface Pro since launch, and I love it. It has replaced my desktop computer and my Apple laptop that I had kept for reasons I've completely forgotten now. It may not be for you, but for my needs (mobile IT consultant for medium-sized businesses), it's perfect. Windows on a tablet DOES work, most assuredly. (Note, I don't mean RT, since that's mostly a reply to iOS anyway and not a target for desktop replacement)

    2. Re:1 reason for 0 by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      To be fair, Windows 8 doesn't work on desktops either.

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    3. Re:1 reason for 0 by Steve_Ussler · · Score: 1

      ok....you seem to be the exception. everyone I know seems to say it is quite poor. sales are tanking.

    4. Re:1 reason for 0 by Steve_Ussler · · Score: 0

      Agreed. that is why MSFT may be running on fumes.

    5. Re:1 reason for 0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's also a Kin and Zune owner if that puts it into perspective. I hear he'll squirt songs with you too.

    6. Re:1 reason for 0 by Dishwasha · · Score: 2

      I had seriously been looking at the Surface line and have evaluated them in person. First, I would like to state how surprised I was at how well the touchscreen interface works. It's not typical for Microsoft to get a technology right on the first try. On the other hand I recommend against the Surface RT in this respect. The Surface RT's touchscreen is sluggish, laggy, and choppy. Also, the keyboard add-on to the Surface RT has a very non-responsive feel to it, but the Surface Pro's keyboard does not have that issue. Second, I was impressed by how well these machines perform (not running any third-party applications) considering how little RAM they have in them. Windows Vista/7 famously chews through multi-gigs of RAM (not counting prefetch cache) and I wouldn't put less than 8Gigs of RAM in a Windows 7 computer. Windows 8 on the Surface Pro uses only about 1Gig of RAM which leaves around 3Gig remaining for apps. Regardless, I am continuously disappointed with hardware manufacturers and their continued pattern of building laptops and tablets with < 8Gig of Memory. Especially with i5/i7 CPUs there is really no excuse since the memory controller is in the processor, so no additional chips are needed. I decided against the Surface Pro due to the paltry 4Gig of RAM. If Microsoft can up that to a preferable 16Gig+ of RAM I would buy one immediately and would buy one at 8Gig depending on the price.

    7. Re:1 reason for 0 by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      I suppose that 4G is paltry for a Microsoft OS...

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    8. Re:1 reason for 0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You replaced a DESKTOP pc with a tablet? You've gotta be a moron or a shill....

      Either your desktop was a completely outdated obsolete slow as fuck piece of crap...

      Or you don't actually DO anything on your desktop.

      Maybe both.

      Either way... Plenty of people in the world actually do stuff on their desktop computer. And a tablet won't DO any of that. Despite costing as much or more than the desktop.

    9. Re:1 reason for 0 by bmajik · · Score: 1

      The Surface RT is very popular in my house. In terms of hours-per-day of usage, my wife uses it more than her mac desktop. My older son also likes playing games on it. I use it occasionally. Having a device with separate accounts/profiles, and user-switching, is essential.

      I find that it is a more "social" way of using a computer than actually sitting somewhere to use a desktop or a laptop. It's easier to context switch back and forth between interacting and computing when using a tablet, and I think the RT is a great tablet.

      Having the keyboard always there is nice. Sometimes you realize that you're going to do more typing than you had planned (like when writing an FB post) and unfolding the keyboard and getting to work is handy.

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    10. Re:1 reason for 0 by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      What do you do for these 'medium sized businesses', desktop support? I can't even conceive of using a tablet exclusively with as much typing, etc. I have to do on a daily basis, let alone one that's as software crippled as Windows tablets.

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    11. Re:1 reason for 0 by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      It is great that it replaces your laptop and desktop, but does it replace your iPad? My iPad doesn't replace my laptop or desktop, but it does do some things that I used to attempt to do on them, which it wasn't really suited for. Mainly the ability to pick it up and read whatever it is I want to read within a few seconds.

    12. Re:1 reason for 0 by asylumx · · Score: 1

      ok....you seem to be the exception. everyone I know seems to say it is quite poor.

      Everyone I know who has a surface pro seems to agree with the GP that the machine is excellent and does everything they ask it to. Everyone I know who has a bad opinion about the surface pro, however, doesn't have one. I suspect you and most people you know fall into the latter category, as well.

    13. Re:1 reason for 0 by IANAAC · · Score: 1

      I disagree - I've been using a Surface Pro since launch, and I love it. It has replaced my desktop computer and my Apple laptop that I had kept for reasons I've completely forgotten now. It may not be for you, but for my needs (mobile IT consultant for medium-sized businesses), it's perfect. Windows on a tablet DOES work, most assuredly. (Note, I don't mean RT, since that's mostly a reply to iOS anyway and not a target for desktop replacement)

      As an IT consultant, I'm willing to bet that you also cart around a case/keyboard. That's really no different than a netbook.

      With a keyboard, it really doesn't matter what the OS is. They all function admirably enough to get work done. But if you're relying solely on the on-screen keyboard, you're probably not nearly as productive as you think you are.

    14. Re:1 reason for 0 by lgw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the confusion between the Surface Pro and RT may go down as one of the biggest branding mistakes of the 21st century.

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    15. Re:1 reason for 0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It's not typical for Microsoft to get a technology right on the first try.

      You have obviously not heard of 'Pen computing' (1.0 based on 3.11 and 2.0 on 95), XP Tablet edition, or that Vista and Win7 had 'pen computing' touch interfaces that were tried on various tablet devices (and failed). They also had Windows Mobile and Windows Phone 7 with touch.

      So RT is about the 6th try.

    16. Re:1 reason for 0 by turp182 · · Score: 1

      The two people I know that have the Surface Pro love them. One uses it at work a lot, taking notes and then synching to her desktop. The other uses it as a laptop, only much smaller. He runs Steam on it and can play many games (plugged in if for any period of time). The keyboards are outrageously priced, but they are quality (especially the mechanical version).

      Myself, I'd fork over for a reasonable gaming laptop for a few hundred more, but as a powerful, functional tablet the Surface Pro seems like a reasonable solution (pricey though).

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    17. Re:1 reason for 0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OP's work history has a distinctly Redmond flavor to it.

    18. Re:1 reason for 0 by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

      I have a SurfacePro and love it.

      About two months ago I switched to using my SurfacePro as my sole work machine (I'm a compiler developer on Microsoft's VisualStudio team). And I switched to using one as my sole home machine (for mobile app development, browsing, drawing various home-improvement plans using the Pen, web-browsing, powering my home theater).

      I love it! It's plenty fast enough for my dev work. It's light enough to sling into my backpack for the cycle to work. It's neat to take to meetings. Even my wife, a die-hard Apple user, has started instinctively trying to touch the screen on her MacBook Pro after getting used to it on my SurfacePro.

      The SurfacePro's touch screen is obviously great with the pen (for drawing plans for home-improvement projects, carpentry, garden remodeling &c). Also for business use (annotating Powerpoints and PDFs). But what surprised me is that I've come to prefer using finger-touch for lots of my programming development work - using it to navigate folders, or adjust properties of files, or scroll through source code.

      Also, in those cases where an app has a functional Metro touch version (chiefly Lync and Mail) I've come to prefer those to the mouse+keyboard versions.

    19. Re:1 reason for 0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the nerds at Slashdot can't keep the two straight, then what chance did the general public ever have?

  10. couple 'o' questions... by roc97007 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So.... besides the ".1" in 8.1, we are anticipating this release ... why? I mean, I wasn't aware that the 8.1 release was a thing. You get a start button, which takes you directly to the already existing start screen. Shrug. Personally, I'm sticking with 7 until the start menu comes back or hell freezes over, whichever occurs first.

    So, the RT didn't sell well, the Pro sold only slightly better... so the answer is to release more models, and the mistake they made was not timing it with the holidays?

    Kidding, right?

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    1. Re:couple 'o' questions... by chuckinator · · Score: 1

      I don't care and neither should the average consumer. The people that do care are the marketing shills with pockets freshly stuffed with MS cash.

    2. Re:couple 'o' questions... by tysonedwards · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The reason why the Surface failed wasn't because its software sucked...

      It was a marketing failure to differentiate the product, releasing the inferior product that couldn't do what people expected it to under the guise of "but it runs windows".
      It was a marketing failure to refer to the product as being "better" than an iPad or Android tablet because it had twice the memory, when it had *equal* usable memory, and there's not a damn thing that you can do to recover the unusable memory.
      It was a marketing failure to create a dance video for a product with zero brand recognition rather than actually saying *something* about it.
      It was a packaging failure as Marketing talked up the awesome keyboards and why it makes the product far better than the competition, but you didn't actually get one without increasing the cost $130 or more than everything else on the market.
      It was a design failure in the sense that the product that *could* do what you wanted was twice as thick and heavy as the nearest competitor.

      The software was actually pretty well designed for the hardware, it's just that the software tried to be forced on the rest of the market as well, in places where it didn't make sense. That in turn hurt the Windows brand.

      If their first offering wasn't called a Surface (a meaningless name) but instead the Xbox Tablet, the response would have likely been quite different as it looks and behaves like an Xbox and doesn't have the same connotation as "it runs Windows, so all my programs will work, and I won't have to learn anything new". That in turn further hurt the Windows brand.

      The Surface brand become synonymous with the Zune, Vista, and a number of other Microsoft failures despite being a reasonable product, but not the product that you expected it to be.

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    3. Re:couple 'o' questions... by mcgrew · · Score: 2

      Personally, I'm sticking with 7 until the start menu comes back or hell freezes over

      I kind of liked 7 when I got this notebook 2 years ago, even though it was missing some features I'd gotten used to with kubuntu. But it's gotten slower with every OS patch to the point where it's annoying enough it's going to be Linux. Probably coincidence, but the biggest slowdowns were the three Patch Tuesdays after W8 came out.

      If you're a Windows user because you're a gamer or need some expensive business software, you're going to have to "upgrade" sooner or later anyway.

    4. Re:couple 'o' questions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People are waiting for it for the same reasons they waited with anticipation for the first Vista service pack: they hoped that it would fix things. I think the way that Microsoft has implemented 8.1 makes it more likely they're trying to send a message.

      How in hell releasing 2 or 3 models of new hardware are going to solve a basic software/UI thing, I don't know. The best solution might be to ship ClassicShell as an option, but pride would prevent that.

    5. Re:couple 'o' questions... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'm sticking with 7 until the start menu comes back or hell freezes over

      I kind of liked 7 when I got this notebook 2 years ago, even though it was missing some features I'd gotten used to with kubuntu. But it's gotten slower with every OS patch to the point where it's annoying enough it's going to be Linux. Probably coincidence, but the biggest slowdowns were the three Patch Tuesdays after W8 came out.

      If you're a Windows user because you're a gamer or need some expensive business software, you're going to have to "upgrade" sooner or later anyway.

      It's because I use fairly expensive Adobe applications on a regular basis. But if the choices are going to be win8 or finding a different set of applications, I'm thinking the latter. If Adobe ever ports to Ubuntu or Android, I'd leave Windows and never look back. (Except a brief glance to make sure Ballmer wasn't chasing me with a chair.)

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    6. Re:couple 'o' questions... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > People are waiting for it for the same reasons they waited with anticipation for the first Vista service pack: they hoped that it would fix things.

      We both know that's not gonna happen.

      > The best solution might be to ship ClassicShell as an option, but pride would prevent that.

      Agreed. They wouldn't do that even if their business depended on it.

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    7. Re:couple 'o' questions... by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      God, I just realized -- Microsoft marketing behaves exactly like my 19 year old daughter. If the solution is obvious, she'll do something different rather than admit she's wrong.

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    8. Re:couple 'o' questions... by cbhacking · · Score: 0

      For RT, 8.1 is anticipated because it brings Outlook finally.

      For Win8 / RT in general, 8.1 brings a lot of improvements like better customization of the Start screen, the ability to use Start search the way people have done since Vista (which is the reason I don't give a damn about the Start screen / menu discussion; who the hell cares what the box that appears for a few milliseconds while I type the start of the name of the program I want to launch looks look?!?). It also brings better multitasking for Metro apps, and more multi-monitor improvements.

      If you insist on using the horribly inefficient menu paradigm for launching programs (as opposed to just hitting the Windows key, typing a few letters, and hitting Enter), you can install one of the many Start menu replacement programs, such as Classic Start Menu (free, open source, even available for RT if you jailbreak the OS). The other advantages of Win8 are generally worth it in my opinion (better memory management, faster reboots, better automatic update handling for Windows updates, data usage tracking and automatic reduction of data usage over capped or expensive connections, synching settings across devices, better multi-monitor support even in 8.0 never mind 8.1, vastly improved Task Manager, etc.)

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    9. Re:couple 'o' questions... by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      By "memory" I assume you mean storage, not RAM... there's plenty you can do to recover that space. The OS comes with a disk partition editor! Remove the recovery volume (highly recommended you back it up first in case you need it, though there are places you can download it from other people who have posted theirs online) and you'll get back several gigabytes of space, for example.

      The keyboard covers aren't quite as expensive as you say, at least in the USA, but I agree that they shouldn't have been as expensive as they are.

      In general though, I agree that they failed to market it well. The only other thing I'd say is that they were idiots to not put in *some* (official) way around the lockdown that disables third-party desktop apps. There's no engineering reason that such lockdown is needed. I personally think they should have embraced ARM instead of treating it as the inherently inferior or toy architecture, but even if they hadn't done that, the need for a jailbreak (and the fact that one appeared so fast) is evidence of how the OS wasn't ready for that kind of lockdown. Jailbroken RT can do a lot of things that stock RT cannot, despite there being less than a hundred app that I know of which have been recompiled (it helps that .NET apps don't *need* to be recompiled...)

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    10. Re:couple 'o' questions... by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      > If you insist on using the horribly inefficient menu paradigm for launching programs

      Ok, stop. It's not for Microsoft (and I know you shill for them) to say what is "horribly inefficient" or not in my or anyone else's workflow. This fiction that "hitting a button and typing a few characters" is somehow superior is just a lame attempt at damage control. I'm not even going to waste time trying to explain to you why this is so, because you already know. The menu system was not eliminated because it was "horribly inefficient". It was eliminated because it did not fit in with the "one GUI everywhere" paradigm. We already know from Windows Mobile that the Start button is not a useful paradigm for a mobile device. It'll take some time and quite a few lost sales until Microsoft figures out that big sliding tiles is not a useful paradigm for screens larger than cell phones.

      In the meantime, stop talking to me.

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    11. Re:couple 'o' questions... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > If their first offering wasn't called a Surface (a meaningless name) but instead the Xbox Tablet, the response would have likely been quite different as it looks and behaves like an Xbox and doesn't have the same connotation as "it runs Windows, so all my programs will work, and I won't have to learn anything new". That in turn further hurt the Windows brand.

      I would submit that the Surface was not a meaningless name, except in the context of this particular tablet product. It was a very descriptive name for a cutting edge tabletop interface, now relabeled Pixelsense, a truly meaningless name. Besides all the ill will and consumer confusion caused by Surface (the tablet) it also shat on what could have been an interesting tabletop interface, had Microsoft ever decided to elevate the product past movie prop status. And, I truly suspect, the only reason for *not* commercializing the technology is that it did not fit in with the "one GUI everywhere" philosophy.

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    12. Re:couple 'o' questions... by steveha · · Score: 1

      If their first offering wasn't called a Surface (a meaningless name) but instead the Xbox Tablet, the response would have likely been quite different

      Here's my take on why they named the tablets "Surface":

      Microsoft wanted the announcement of the Surface to be a surprise. Using any new name (such as "Xbox Tablet") would have required filing paperwork for trademarks, reserving domain names, etc. and would have tipped their hand early. Luckily, they had a brand name, "Surface", on a product that wasn't doing much, so they could lift the brand name and use it on the new product, with nobody able to see it coming ahead of time.

      The OEM partners were not happy when Microsoft announced it would be making and selling its own computing devices. The secrecy helped Microsoft keep the OEMs from finding out as long as possible.

      As support for my theory, note that Microsoft filed for the trademark on Zune on August 16, 2006 and then announced the Zune officially on November 14, 2006. Thus there was about a three-month window where people knew Microsoft was preparing something named "Zune". A name like "Xbox Tablet" would have basically announced what Microsoft was up to, three months early.

      P.S. SemiAccurate published an article claiming that Microsoft was being crafty, looking at the coming Windows tablet devices as they planned their own tablets. If this is true, the need for the secrecy to continue until the last possible minute is clear.

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    13. Re:couple 'o' questions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just can't get over how people who used to say how horrible Linux is "because commandline" now suddenly advertise what essentially corresponds to starting all programs from the command line as a great thing.
      Personally I prefer an OS that is consistent. I want to be able to do either everything with the keyboard (like on a Linux terminal - yes, you can use Windows only with keyboard but you'll go crazy) or almost everything with the mouse (Windows allows for that, except of course if you really want to write some text, switching occasionally is ok).

    14. Re:couple 'o' questions... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Because in Windows case it's not a command line. For that you need a shell session, not some kind of 80's era video game graphics. You also need a standard set of apps, named in a standard fashion. Typing blind, and trying to guess what apps are installed on this particular machine and what they're called, is not what "command line" means.

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    15. Re:couple 'o' questions... by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      Shill for MS? Ha, hardly. I work in the same metropolitan area as them, and I'm active (as a security researcher) in the jailbreaking / hacking community for some of their more locked-down systems, but that's it. If I were expecting MS to pay me for what I write here, I would probably spend less time pointing out how boneheaded their attempts to lock down RT are, for example.

      Also, it absolutely is for Microsoft to say what the most efficient way to use a operating system is. That's kind of inherent in the fact that they make them, including the default interface for them. Just as the Explorer desktop replaced Program Manager, so has the Start search slowly replaced the Start menu for launching programs. You are welcome to disagree, of course, and install an alternative interface. You can also avoid using the OS entirely, but that's rather like cutting off your nose to spite your face, given the other features it comes with.

      As for "the fiction..." bullshit, that's quite obvious to anybody who has ever tried working that way; I don't even type quickly (~30 WPM) and I can literally launch a program before the Start menu (or Start screen, for that matter) finishes appearing on the default animations. It's not even about Win8; I've been doing things this was since Vista. Using XP is a complete pain in the ass because of it, actually.

      You have as much right to respond to me as I do to you. I nonetheless invite you to display at least a pretense of politeness when directly addressing other people, but I won't be surprised if you can't manage that either.

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    16. Re:couple 'o' questions... by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      First of all, I never derided the command line. I grew up on DOS, mostly; I have six terminal interfaces open at the moment on my home machine (one powershell, four cmd, one bash; it would be nice if at some point soon Microsoft discovered tabbed terminal emulators). Nor did I deride Linux, at least not for its command line (I usually have more bash than cmd shells running, right now is a bit weird because I have several different VS command prompts open).

      Considering that Start search lets you use program shortcut names or executable names, and will find partial matches, it's actually a lot less guessing than a command line, and hardly blind at all.

      As for "what apps are installed", well, that's just a ridiculous complaint. Are you seriously suggesting you can determine whether a given random, uncommon, third-party program is installed faster by looking through a menu hierarchy than I can by typing the program name? For that matter, If you really must hunt (because you don't know what will be installed at all, for some reason), I think a flat list of all installed programs would be a lot easier to look through than a menu hierarchy when you don't even know what you're looking for...

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  11. What's really needed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What they need is more clicking and dancing. I know it will be a success then.

    1. Re:What's really needed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be fucking awesome!!!

  12. The easiest way for Microsoft to sell tablets by erroneus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Make sure the bootloader is available to be unlocked and the devices are compatible with Android.

    People will buy them knowing that if they hate the Windows mobile experience, they can always load Android and be reasonably happy with the device.

    1. Re:The easiest way for Microsoft to sell tablets by danomac · · Score: 1

      Or even better, have a boot management tool readily available and officially support dual booting.

    2. Re:The easiest way for Microsoft to sell tablets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make sure the bootloader is available to be unlocked and the devices are compatible with Android.

      Or, more generally: They should care about their customers more than they care about their marketing strategy.

      That's the common factor in all the comments I've seen so far:

      * Locked-down bootloader = "Screw the customer, we need to prevent Android from being installed".

      * Metro = "Screw the customer, we need to make everything look like a mobile UI for our strategic marketing purposes".

      * Artificial limitations = "Screw the customer, we need to make sure that one product doesn't cannibalize another".

      Microsoft's conclusion is clear: "We can't give the customer the very best, most flexible products -- because they will use that flexibility against us."

      Microsoft is not focused on giving customers great products, because Microsoft has convinced itself that they cannot afford to.

    3. Re:The easiest way for Microsoft to sell tablets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah all .01% of people who actually would reflash their $400 tablet and void their warranty. No one gives a crap about that feature outside of hardcore geeks, and they'd just get a Nexus 7 or 10 in the first place.

    4. Re:The easiest way for Microsoft to sell tablets by lexman098 · · Score: 1

      Worked for PCs.

    5. Re:The easiest way for Microsoft to sell tablets by vandamme · · Score: 1

      Why not just put Ubuntu on them? Low development cost, better performance, and they can make their money being a hardware company. They always were better at hardware: mice and Kinect. And, ummmm.... I dunno.

  13. It's not going to happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing that nobody really uses computers the way that MS thinks they do. Maybe if they stopped trying to build their devices to satisfy the whims of focus groups they could sell some products to real people.

    1. Re:It's not going to happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lots of people use computers the way MS thinks they do... at work.

      Think about what's happening in the Surface commercials: MEETINGS! Sure, they're unrealistic happy meetings where everyone is smiling and dancing and clicking their keyboard covers on and off while they mark up next quarter's budget presentation, but they're meetings nonetheless!

      Where Microsoft went wrong was forgetting that nobody wants to put their personal money into work devices, especially devices for marking up powerpoint slides in meetings...

    2. Re:It's not going to happen by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that nobody really uses computers the way that MS thinks they do.

      You mean in choreographed dance?

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  14. You are they can really sell all 3? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That seems like a large inventory to me... ;-)

    1. Re:You are they can really sell all 3? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1 for Ballmer, 1 for Sinofsky and 1 for some random hopster douche who wants to click and dance his cover. Not unreasonable sales estimates.

  15. Is this post trolling Microsoft? by AlphaBit · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think someone is trying to get Microsoft to go out of business by tricking them into doubling down on the Surface RT.

    1. Re:Is this post trolling Microsoft? by tysonedwards · · Score: 1

      We lose money on every sale, but boy do we make up for it in volume!
      Wait, we don't do that either???

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    2. Re:Is this post trolling Microsoft? by gman003 · · Score: 1

      The Surface RT *could* be a good product. Target it at the enterprise, not consumer, market. Make it join to Windows domains. Put Outlook and basic Office apps on it - you don't need the full 100% MS Office, but basic functionality needs to work (and with no weird licensing crap). Make it play nice with all your other Windows stuff - homegroups, media player, everything. Hell, make it work with the Xbox if you can find something useful to do. And steal Apple's motto - make it "just work".

      Sell an "app builder" that lets you make a custom build of IE, bug-compatible with any version you choose back to IE6, that limits the browser to a specific site (subdomain or even path), and with hard-coded security settings, so businesses can use whatever custom software they've built.

      Finally, make it cheap. Microsoft doesn't need to pay the Microsoft tax. Build a mediocre tablet, but sell it at crap-tablet prices. The price should be in the $300 range, not $600 or $1000. Corporations don't have *that* much cash to throw around.

      PS: You know what Microsoft needs to do? Cheat. Android is open-source. Build an emulator to run Android apps on Windows RT. This means that, at the very worst, the Surface RT becomes a mediocre Android tablet, and those still sell better than the current Surface RT. Google will fight this - you probably won't get to claim Android compatibility, definitely not include Google apps like GMail or the Play store - but it can be good enough to help you.

    3. Re:Is this post trolling Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Build an emulator to run Android apps on Windows RT.

      Let us look at what killed OS/2 for most people, and particularly for the developers. IBM put Windows 3.x as a service in OS/2. This allowed it to run Windows programs. At the time I was deciding whether to develop a major graphical application using GEM (unlikely), Windows GUI or Presentation Manager. Corporates were running OS/2 but when Windows support was available it was a no-brainer: build using Windows and run on either.

      If Android apps were running on RT then developers would build Android apps and there would be no point for users to buy an RT device when a wider range of Androids would run these.

    4. Re:Is this post trolling Microsoft? by ad0gg · · Score: 1

      Baby steps. First let users install software on them without the need of the windows store.

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  16. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sales director: "If we just keep throwing crap at that fan, then maybe...JUST maybe..."

  17. Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Money, Money, Money?

  18. DOES NOT COMPUTE !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RT is dead Jim !!

  19. actually what they need by hypergreatthing · · Score: 1

    is to deep six RT tablets completely and focus on bringing light weight x86 compatible tablets to the market pronto. Fast, light weight, portable laptop replacements. Make them 1/2 the price of ultrabooks and then watch the tablet market crumble and fall back to pcs.
    Unfortunately they went full retard with RT. If it came out at like 200$ maybe it would of survived, but even then it would of been crappy. Microsoft's main selling point is it's huge software suite in x86 land, not ARM. Leave that to Android and iOS. Whoever sold them the idea that they could half ass into a saturated market with no real offerings cost them a chunk of change. Then again investors can be fooled into thinking that "this time things will be different"(TM).

    1. Re:actually what they need by gtall · · Score: 1

      Why? What would a x86 tablet do that (a) isn't already done by an iPad or Android device, or (b) has ability to run software no one want to run on a pad in the first place?

    2. Re:actually what they need by jkflying · · Score: 1

      Yeah, new Surface Pros with AMD Kabini chips and 4GB RAM would have hit the sweet spot. Once you cut out the Intel tax there is more left for MS, or they could have lowered the price and actually sold a few.

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  20. I would argue the opposite ... by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Microsoft for years has had "OS basic, OS Home, OS Home Premium, OS Business, OS Business Premium, OS Business Pro ...."

    Give me one offering which does everything I need. Don't try to sell me one of 9 slightly different versions which are all variously crippled and limited.

    This cash grab to sell a bunch of different version of the same thing is usually annoying, and periodically you disover that "Home Premium" is still missing some pretty basic features.

    What Microsoft needs to do is understand what people want and why, not just come out with the latest "this is what we're giving you" and then scratch their heads when nobody gives a shit.

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    1. Re:I would argue the opposite ... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Those different OSes were all the same OS with different role based licensing. They did it so they could get clients out there without 'server' functionality, while still making a profit on the Server releases.

      Do you really want to pay $1500 (or whatever it costs for a Windows Server license now) for a Desktop OS? I'll stick to the crippleware (or I would, if I still used Windows).

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    2. Re:I would argue the opposite ... by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

      Prehaps "Home" and "Professional" will do? It worked fine with XP. Windows 8 is back down to 3 SKUs, because for some reason the features in Enterprise aren't just integrated into Pro.

    3. Re:I would argue the opposite ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1!

    4. Re:I would argue the opposite ... by vandamme · · Score: 1

      "Give" you? I don't think so.

  21. Big phone or small tablet? by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What is hurting microsoft is not that many people need anything resembling a desktop computer. Most people are consumer's of content with the only content they create requiring little in the way of complicated interfacing (tweets, messages, pokes, likes, votes, and the occasional picture or even video). Thus a smart phone became many people's primary interface to the interwebs. What people are now seeing is that they want a better interface to the interwebs in their pocket so the larger screen sizes are becoming quite popular. But personally I think the happy size limit is at most an iPad mini or slightly smaller.

    But instead MS goes and creates the surface which is basically a laptop with a keyboard that you will misplace. What? Who wants that? If I want a laptop, I want a trackpad, a keyboard, and a proper sized screen. If I want a tablet or larger smartphone that is what I want. Not some hybrid that isn't that great at being either when for the same or less money I can do better.

    The reality is that there is a great product sitting right in this area. The product is a keyboard, trackpad, and monitor from a laptop that uses your phone as the computer. Not just one phone that is proprietary to the keyboard/monitor but something that will talk to your entire lineup of phones now and into the future. We know that smartphones are going to get smarter and smarter but a good keyboard and monitor could last through generations of smartphones. This way you can do all your phone stuff quite nicely with your choice of MS phone but then when you need to do some content creation (spreadsheet, video editing, resume polishing, etc) you have a proper keyboard monitor combo. This matches people's common usage pattern where they have a cool new smartphone but a 4 year old laptop (who's battery lasts 8 minutes) mostly gathering dust. But when they need the laptop they really need it.

    This would also be nearly perfect for the road warrior. They effectively travel with one device. Also the keyboard/monitor thingy could be insanely thin with no HD, little circuitry, and potentially no cooling needs. Just one large thin battery, the keys, and the screen.

    1. Re:Big phone or small tablet? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I've been waiting for this type of device to surface for some time now (pun not intended) - about 7 or 8 years, I imagine. It's a device long past its due.

      The difficulty is in the modal UI. I've seen some Android devices /projects attempt it, and it could be done fairly easily, it just hasn't seen terribly wide-scale utilization yet.

      My bet is that if we do see it, it'll either be through Apple or Google Nexus devices. You'll get a phone, and for $50-100 more, you can get a 'tablet' dock, which provides a battery and larger screen. For another $100, you can dock it into a keyboard with a battery pack, similar to how the Transformer tablets work today. The biggest downside to this approach is that you still have 3 'devices', but can only use one at a time (eg. I can't easily watch a movie on my tablet while typing something up on the keyboard like I can with 3 discreet devices available today).

      I don't know if there's necessarily a market for it. Cloud services kind of negate it's desirability - or they would, if they integrated more heavily with people's entire device ecosystem.

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    2. Re:Big phone or small tablet? by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 1

      I would buy one right now as long as it was fairly phone agnostic (at least all the phones for a given brand). I saw something like this years ago but the phone literally snapped into a very specifically shaped slot. My preference would either be bluetooth or at most a USB cable.

  22. Riiiight... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    Because 3(Crap) == AWESOME!

    No, what MS needs is to focus on the 2-3 products they do fairly well, and make them great.

    Ooh, and support the ReactOS project, especially since they're giving a big ol' middle finger to most of their business customers come 2014.

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  23. Needs 3 tablet versions? by zerocommazero · · Score: 1

    Needs 3 tablet versions? I guess we could then officially them Moe, Larry and Curly then. "I'm pressing Start but nothing happens, nyuk, nyuk!!"

  24. Double down? by korbulon · · Score: 1

    Fuck that.

    Triple down.

  25. yawn by djupedal · · Score: 1

    Slow-news-day....very slow, apparently.

    1. Re:yawn by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Blame me, I went to the firehose. Saw the article this morning reading Google and would have submitted it myself if someone else hadn't.

      No, blame yourself. You didn't go to the firehose. You do realize that logged in users can vote for or against articles, right? Makes you look kind of silly bitching about the fact that it got posted.

      You're like the guy who never goes to the polls but always bitches about the government.

  26. Microsoft needs one by ZeroSerenity · · Score: 1

    Not three. Make it the Surface Pro and then pulverize the tablet market.

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    1. Re:Microsoft needs one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Pro hasn't even sold 2 million in its lifetime. Next to no one wants either the Zune RT or the Zune Pro. Contrast that to Apple sold nearly 15 million iPads last quarter even with a 5 million unit decline from the previous quarter. Pulverize the market? LOL!!

  27. Not buying it by steveha · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From TFA:

    From a components standpoint, a 7-inch Surface RT tablet with a Qualcomm chip shouldn't cost much more to produce than the Nexus 7. If Google can afford to price the Nexus 7 at $199, then Microsoft can certainly aim for similar build quality at a similar price.

    This assumes that Microsoft is willing to give away Windows to hit the price point. This in turn means buying in on the "sell cheap razors, make money selling razor blades" idea, which Microsoft did actually try with the XBox, but would represent a change in strategy with respect to mobile.

    Can Microsoft make that decision quickly? I can imagine endless bickering among the multiple layers of middle management about whether that's a good idea or not.

    Also, Windows needs a more powerful device to run compared to Android, which drives up device costs.

    By producing multiple Surface RT models, Microsoft can reassure its partners that Windows RT is worth supporting.

    This is just fantasy. The OEMs are not happy about any aspect of the Surface situation (Microsoft making its own hardware in direct competition with the OEMs, lousy sales, etc.) and this sort of abstract reassurance is worthless.

    3. Microsoft needs device fanfare to accompany Windows 8.1, and to coincide with enterprise hardware upgrades.

    Again, just fantasy. Microsoft has completely failed to gin up any excitement around the current crop of Surface products and it's silly to just assume they can do better with a new product.

    Also, TFA suggests that "excitement over Windows 8.1" would help sell Surface tablets, and I don't think there will be enough excitement there to help anything.

    A larger Windows RT tablet might be attractive to a mobile salesperson, for instance, whereas a 7-inch model that syncs perfectly with a Surface Pro could be a nice secondary device for a traveling executive.

    Wow. Just, wow. Traveling executives who likely already have a Macbook Air and an iPad are going to get rid of them in favor of a Surface Pro and a baby Surface RT?

    Oh wait, I forgot, the new tablets will have Outlook so it's totally plausible! Yeah, no.

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  28. As long as they cost $100 by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1, Informative

    I just finished outfitting the rest of my family with 7" Android tablets, each costing about $70. For Microsoft to be competitive, it needs to either come in under $100, or let me have one with Office for under $200 or so. Otherwise - I'm not sure my youngest kids will ever know what Microsoft is. (They do know what Apple is - it's who made the "old" tablets their friends parents used to buy 2-3 years ago.)

    1. Re:As long as they cost $100 by maccodemonkey · · Score: 1

      I just finished outfitting the rest of my family with 7" Android tablets, each costing about $70.

      $70 tablets? You must not like your family very much...

      (I jest, but seriously, $70 aren't known for their... quality.)

    2. Re:As long as they cost $100 by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

      >> $70? You cheap bastard you don't love your kids...

      My 12-year-old straight-A son? Yes, I splurged on a Nexus 7. My 4-year-old daughter and can't-sit-still 10-year-old son? You bet I wasn't going to spend more than $100 each; I plan on replacing at least one of these every year.

      FWIW, here are the tech specs of my $70 tablet: 1GHz proc, 1GB DDR3 of system memory, 8GB on-board storage memory, additional memory via microSD card slot, 7.0" touchscreen, 800 x 480 resolution, Built-in 802.11b/g/n WiFi, Front 0.3MP webcam, USB 2.0 port, Micro-USB 2.0 port, mini-HDMI port, 3.5mm jack, Up to 5 hours of run time, Android OS with Play Store.

    3. Re:As long as they cost $100 by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      That was a couple years ago.

      The later, Android 4.1+ tablets are pretty damn awesome. THe hardware specs are on par with a phone from a year ago, more or less, and they're typically pretty damn close to AOSP or Cyanogenmod in terms of Android. Build quality? Not the best but not horrid, either. Certainly passable for something likely to be dropped and manhandled by kids with filthy hands.

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    4. Re:As long as they cost $100 by jkflying · · Score: 1

      Where are you getting those? DealExtreme? AliExpress?

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  29. Like the three Christs of Monty Python by korbulon · · Score: 1

    Pope: Yes, one! Now will you please tell me what in God's name possessed you to paint this with three Christs in it?

    Michaelangelo: It works, mate!

    Pope: It does not work!

    Michaelangelo: It does, it looks great! The fat one balances the two skinny ones!

  30. I Know, I Know! by Bob9113 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why Microsoft Needs 3 Surface Tablets

    Ooh, I know this one: Because that's how many they sold.

  31. Purpose by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

    Microsoft needs to discover a reason to exist. It needs to find problems and then work to deliver products that solve those problems. These Windows Tablets don't need to exist. They don't bring something to the market that is not there. Microsoft should exit the phone and tablet market.

    1. Re:Purpose by intermodal · · Score: 1

      That really cuts to the core of it. Microsoft used to have a business model around providing something everyone actually needed (and needed to pay for, legally speaking). Today, they seem primarily to be struggling with convincing people that their products should exist at all.

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  32. They don't need 3 Surfaces, they need an xTab by Voyager529 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ballmer doesn't understand that the Windows brand represents one of two things:
    1.) That super locked down computer at work which forces me to use Excel and blocks Facebook and Youtube.
    2.) That super virus infested computer in the living room that the kids use to type up their reports.

    Neither of these are the kinds of experiences people want associated with their tablet experience; it's among the reasons why so many people have opted for them for casual use. If Microsoft is trying to make inroads into a market other than the desktop, then they need to use branding to their advantage by distancing itself from the desktop experience. As much as Ballmer believes that people want Windows everywhere, the spec sheet of Windows RT, almost by definition, ensures that its ONLY resemblance to the familiar desktop experience (even if we assume the positive aspects thereof) is the Windows name. No use of their iTunes library, and tricky-at-best use of Gmail and Dropbox.

    If Microsoft wants to compete in the tablet space, then it's not a matter of their lack of an entry-level device like the Nexus 7 - it's the lack of an entry POINT. Apple's entry point was the iPod, whose entry point was the fact that it played MP3s from both Napster and MusicMatch. Apple then established iTunes, which was the entry point for the iPhone, and then the iPad built upon that. Microsoft requires an Outlook.com account, Skydrive, Zune Music (or Xbox Music?), and rebuying the apps you already bought on your iPhone or Galaxy S2. Even if they gave away the entry level Surface, that's still far too much change for far too many people.

    Microsoft, here's my business plan for your next tablet...

    1.) Do what they say - make a 7", $199 entry level unit and a $499 extended unit. Call it the xTab, and the Pocket xTab. Have no Microsoft branding on it at all, and never once use the term "Windows".
    2.) Sell it (at the very least the Pocket xTab) wherever you can - Best Buy, Microcenter, Amazon, even Walgreens or Rite Aid. Make it as easy as possible to acquire one.
    3.) Do some sort of cross licensing deal - Office for Android in exchange for official Gmail for the xTab. Offer some free Azure space to Dropbox in exchange for an official client. Do the same for Facebook in exchange for an Instagram client.
    4.) Offer crossgrade app reimbursement - if a paid app from your iTunes account or Google Play account exists in the Microsoft Store, give it to the customer for free...then pay the developer what they would have gotten as a result of the sale. This will encourage developers on other platforms to develop the same app for the Windows Store. Similarly, provide copies of movies, TV episodes, and eBooks to people making the jump.
    5.) Get the Chevron team back in the game - your system hackers are your platform evangelists, and you need all the help you can get.
    6.) 16GB versions include 16GB of space available to the user.
    7.) Add the Start Menu back to Windows 8 as an option. It won't do squat on the tablet OS, but it will help get some good will from the people who are avoiding Windows 8 because it comes across as trying to force a tablet UI where it doesn't belong.
    8.) Free phone upgrades (to an xPhone, btw) to anyone still stuck on Windows Phone 7. Again, it's expensive, but Apple gets good will from giving older handsets software updates. Want to one-up them? You'll need a stack of Lumias to do it.

    Think it's too drastic or too expensive? I can't possibly see it costing more than the hit that Steve Ballmer's way of doing things cost the company.

    1. Re:They don't need 3 Surfaces, they need an xTab by maccodemonkey · · Score: 1

      Think it's too drastic or too expensive? I can't possibly see it costing more than the hit that Steve Ballmer's way of doing things cost the company.

      Or Microsoft can just get out. It costs them nothing, and gives them more resources to concentrate on places where they are doing well. That's probably the best option for them. Windows may lose it's monopoly, but there's always money in Exchange and Office, both of which could survive in a post-Windows world.

      Seems like a better idea than throwing all their money at something that nobody wants anyway.

    2. Re:They don't need 3 Surfaces, they need an xTab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft, here's my business plan for your next tablet...

      1.) Do what they say - make a 7", $199 entry level unit and a $499 extended unit. Call it the xTab, and the Pocket xTab. Have no Microsoft branding on it at all, and never once use the term "Windows".

      Good luck with this one - did you miss that one of the "star features" of the next OS release for Surface is "haz Outlook"?

      3.) Do some sort of cross licensing deal - Office for Android in exchange for official Gmail for the xTab. Offer some free Azure space to Dropbox in exchange for an official client. Do the same for Facebook in exchange for an Instagram client.

      Good luck on this one as well - writing the software isn't enough, you have to have SUPPORT for it. Which means resources devoted long-term to something that nobody wants.

      4.) Offer crossgrade app reimbursement - if a paid app from your iTunes account or Google Play account exists in the Microsoft Store, give it to the customer for free...then pay the developer what they would have gotten as a result of the sale. This will encourage developers on other platforms to develop the same app for the Windows Store. Similarly, provide copies of movies, TV episodes, and eBooks to people making the jump.

      Also, everybody who buys an app gets a pony.

      8.) Free phone upgrades (to an xPhone, btw) to anyone still stuck on Windows Phone 7. Again, it's expensive, but Apple gets good will from giving older handsets software updates. Want to one-up them? You'll need a stack of Lumias to do it.

      ...and everybody who bought a WP7 device gets TWO PONIES.

      The sad part of this: the bit about encouraging app devs is already happening, to utterly lackluster results. I know several iOS devs that have been offered free hardware, free VS all-the-bells-and-whistles licenses, and a straight-up cash money cherry on top to port their apps to W8.

    3. Re:They don't need 3 Surfaces, they need an xTab by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      Or Microsoft can just get out. It costs them nothing[...]

      Except, of course, admitting defeat and withdrawing from a large and growing market. Not a bad idea if you have credible plans to create a new market, not so much if your plan is to just keeping licensing the same stuff ad infinitum.

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    4. Re:They don't need 3 Surfaces, they need an xTab by Misagon · · Score: 1

      I agree with most of your points, but it is a bit late now...

      If I had been Microsoft, I would have leveraged the "Metro" name instead: Windows Phone -> Metro Phone, Windows RT -> Metro Tablet, but let full-featured (x86) tablets remain Windows tablets.
      Then, instead of letting the desktop be an "app", expand on the tiling windows of Windows 7 and place Metro apps in tiled windows on the desktop. Also, add multiple workspaces to Windows desktop -- it is about effing time.

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    5. Re:They don't need 3 Surfaces, they need an xTab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft's planned "entry point" was Windows 8. I don't know this for a fact, since I don't have spies inside MS, but it's the only explanation that makes sense.

      Microsoft hoped that by cramming a tablet interface onto Windows 8, that actual tablets would ride the coattails. "I already know how to use this, I should just buy the Windows 8 tablet."

      This was a total fantasy and never worked, of course.

      The new Nexus 7 is the "new standard" according to ArsTechnica. Microsoft could make a $200 Surface 7" model and it still won't compete. If Microsoft could get a Surface 7" model ready in time for back-to-school, and sell it for $150 (taking a loss, mind you!), that would sell and might help establish a toehold in the tablet market. Of course, to hit the back-to-school market they would need to release it right now, so it's already too late. (We should have heard rumours by now if any such thing were happening.)

    6. Re: They don't need 3 Surfaces, they need an xTab by msoftsucks · · Score: 1

      I just ripped out an old Exchange box and replaced it with a Linux replacement because the cost of a new Exchange box and all of the necessary licenses is ridiculously expensive. I've also started doing the same with Office. Office 2013 is expensive and the ui is nothing but garbage.

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  33. Not the problem by nine-times · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In my view, the problem with Microsoft's Surface is not really the product lineup. The problem is that, once again, Microsoft has a poor marketing vision, i.e. they're selling a product without a real place in the market.

    You might think I'm crazy, but iPads and Android tablets have a more clear place in the market. They're not full computers, we all know they're not full computers, but they allow us to do the things we'd do on our phones if our phones had bigger screens. There are enough people who want that kind of casual device.

    There might also be a market for a full-computer tablets, but that's a bit trickier. The problem is that, as we've seen, a good desktop UI won't work well on a small-screen touch device. Likewise, a good UI for a small-screen touch-device won't work well for a full desktop computer.

    Microsoft tried to meld the two, and in my opinion, they screwed up. The result looked pretty but wasn't good, and people don't like it. Meanwhile, Android users are basically happy with Android. iOS users are happy with iOS. Not many people really want to jump ship for a half-assed bastard child of desktop and tablet computing. Microsoft just needs to rethink the direction they took with Windows.

    1. Re:Not the problem by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      I think the Surface strategy was MS' shortcut to the chicken and egg problem. Developers won't develop programs for a platform until there are users. Users don't buy into platforms until there are programs. So MS tried forcing everyone (even their desktop users) to use their new tablet platform. Evidence suggests that users have basically revolted and MS does not have as much loyalty as they thought that did.

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    2. Re:Not the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS should admit they totally fucken missed the market for tablets but sticking win8 on it was beyond stupid. Open the pile of tables to load other OS's and forget this market, the train for you has left long ago. Focus on something totally different, use some of the home grown brains left at MS to create not to copy ideas.

    3. Re:Not the problem by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> they're selling a product without a real place in the market.

      Because Microsoft still hold onto the arrogant belief that people will flock to whatever new product or even market they make just because it has a Microsoft sticker.

      You'd think their unbroken record of phone and media player failures would have sent even the most clueless CEO a message by now.

    4. Re:Not the problem by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> Not many people really want to jump ship for a half-assed bastard child of desktop and tablet computing.

      I wish Ubuntu understood this.

    5. Re:Not the problem by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think Ubuntu's approach makes more sense. Assuming you're talking about the phone they're building, they're talking about having it present a desktop interface when it's plugged into desktop components, giving you a normal Ubuntu desktop experience. When it's not plugged into those components, it's supposed to present you with a different UI designed specifically to run on a phone.

      I think this is a much better solution than Microsoft's, which is to force desktop users to use the tablet interface and also have tablet users sometimes interacting with the desktop UI.

    6. Re:Not the problem by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      The problem is that, once again, Microsoft has a poor marketing vision, i.e. they're selling a product without a real place in the market.

      The also failed to leverage it against the areas they already had dominance. (Well, except by further ostracising them with Win8.)

      No Outlook. No deep Skydrive integration. Keyboard as an optional extra instead of standard as a point of differentiation with Android/Apple "toy tablets". No out-of-the-box Enterprise Windows integration for secure and simplified BYOD on the corporate intranet. No core business apps built in, like MS-Office. No new business apps for sales/CRM/warehousing/etc, to lower corporate hardware and support costs and improve staff productivity. No out-of-the-box easily-secured compatibility with horribly-out-of-date-but-vital (IE6) in-house corporate applications. The clumsy tacked on Metro/"Modern" UI alongside the old desktop like an afterthought, signalling that they really didn't know how to integrate it into a desktop, and that it was just something you passed through to reach the real UI (**). No integration between desktops and tablets/phones, where the WinRT device can be fluidly set up as a secondary I/O for your desktop software, and it Just Works. (***) Etc etc etc.

      (Likewise, no consumer edition tightly linked with XBox, XBox live and Skydrive. No clever release of a super-easy new SDK for XBox apps a year ago, that turned out to be immediately compatible with Surface and Win8 on PC.)

      (** And that MS doesn't have the leadership to say to the devs "Go back and make this work!" It would have been fairly easy to make Metro the actual desktop. That is, underneath the desktop windows manager instead of over the top of it. Vista/Win7 had desktop "widgets" which no one ever used, this would be a better version allowing a mix of apps, widgets, icons, groups, etc. From a desktop users perspective, it would have been a minor upgrade, instead of a "What is this shit? Where the fuck is everything?!" constant reminder of suck.)

      (*** Ie, seamlessly drag (and flick) apps, menu-bars, tool-boxes, files, etc, back and forth between the desktop and the tablet or phone. For example, free up screen space on the PC by pulling menu-bars onto the tablet. Or move your desktop email UI onto the tablet screen while you work on something else on the main screen. Note, the software is actually running on the desktop, the tablet is just acting as secondary screen and touch-pad, but without stealing focus from the main desktop. The "it Just Works" cleverness that made the iPhone/iPad such an immediate attention grabber.)

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  34. RT should not be! by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Chant it with me. RT! Should not be!

    It serves no purpose at all except to fragment the market. If you go with Apple or Android, both of your portable devices are on the same basic level. I run mostly the same programs on my phone and tablet. Some run better on one than the other but very few apps that I use are not compatible with both devices.

    The Surface Pro gives users the option of putting their desktop and tablet on the same footing. This is awesome! It's an area that's been woefully underserved. There have been a handful of "full windows" tablets but they were heavy and thick and expensive. The Pro finally gives people a sleek tablet that runs their desktop apps.

    But WTF is RT supposed to do? It doesn't run the same apps as the desktop. It doesn't run the same apps as the phone. Unless developers completely re-write their apps to the Metro standard, there's no commonality.

    1. Re:RT should not be! by jezwel · · Score: 1

      The massive (and only) drawcard for Microsoft is the ability to be 100% Windows compatible. Without that the RT is a misleadingly labeled tablet with few apps and poor integration with other big-name services.
      The RT should never have been released.

  35. Stack 'em high and sell 'em cheap by DrXym · · Score: 1
    Google is making an absolute killing with its Nexus devices because they're very affordable and don't skimp on the core functionality. That's the model which might sell Surface tablets. Microsoft thought they could out-take-the-piss Apple with their prices and accessories and it simply didn't work.

    Aside from that they really need to drive a stake through the heart of RT. I doubt it would be successful even on 7" devices. Just kill the fucking thing and work on some decent Windows 8 based devices based on Atom chips.

  36. Re:microsoft store is nice by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

    Do one thing well. :-)

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  37. Different track: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -Ditch RT. It's a dead end. MS without x86 app compatibility has precisely zero appeal.
    -Embrace AMD and/or atom. It's critical to hit the ~200$ 7" realm with x86 intact to stem the tide of Fires and Nexus 7 and similar

    *If* MS wants to play in this market, it's realistic opponent is Android. People who continue to shell out extra money for Apple do so for reasons that elude MS' dream. Consumers willing to entertain a competitive offering are buying Android because of the price and spec advantage generally applicable. MS does not have the brand strength to displace iPad market any more than Google does (in fact, pretty much less so).

    Without the host of x86 applications, everything you can do with a MS device you can do with Android. MS hypothetically could have advantaged the ARM offering in certain enterprises that slurp up AD, but opted not to, leaving a device with no application or capability benefit compared to lower cost and better equipped android device competition.

  38. Re:microsoft store is nice by o_ferguson · · Score: 1

    This is what retail has come to? I worked at Radio Shack back in '04 and we would easily have 100 SKUs on a single mobile pegboard at the back. Maybe 8-10K in the store on display and 25K in the catalog/website mix.

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  39. Looking forward to Surface Pro 2 by ad454 · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Surface Pro with type keyboard was by far the best ultra-light device in its size. When it was released, with its 1920x1080 display, pen input, touch screen, etc. it blew past the now outdated 11" MacBook air and anything else in that size.

    My only complaints was the glued down components and soldered RAM:

    http://www.ifixit.com/Teardown/Microsoft+Surface+Pro+Teardown/12842/1

    I hope that the next Surface Pro 2 has Haswell, and eliminates the component glue and soldered RAM, or at least offers a 6-8GB RAM option and 256-480HG mSATA drive option. Then it would be prefect for me. Hopefully with a newer Haswell chip, the fans can also be reduced or eliminated, and the battery life will increase.

    I am also eyeing the Haswell based Samsung ATIV Q, but at 13" it is a bit too large for me.

    I also love the thin but solid unibody construction of the Acer Aspire s7-191, but without a pen input (which is really needed for my graphic and CAD work), it does not meet my needs. Not to mention, that it appears that Acer is abandoning the 11" model, which did not yet get the Haswell refresh.

    On the Apple side, it is sad that Apple refuses to make a retina MacBook Air, even though the iPad3/4 has a 2048x1536 display compared to 1440x900 on 13" Air & 1366x768 on 11" Air, and also support pen input. Even though I much prefer Unix based OSX, for the first time in 8 years, I am planning to buy a Windows based laptop/tablet this year, instead of a Mac.

    I wonder if there is any Linux distribution in the works which might take full advantage of these new touch based ultralights/tablets?

    Hopefully manufactories will start to reduce the size of the large bezels around the display. With small devices, the smaller the bezel, the better the display.

    1. Re:Looking forward to Surface Pro 2 by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      On the Apple side, it is sad that Apple refuses to make a retina MacBook Air, even though the iPad3/4 has a 2048x1536 display compared to 1440x900 on 13" Air & 1366x768 on 11" Air, and also support pen input.

      I think it's a trade off better battery life and more pixels. With Haswell getting 12 hours of life, that would have been quickly negated by a Retina display especially since the Air is not likely to a be a professional's machine anyway. Most consumers don't care about it for laptops.

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    2. Re:Looking forward to Surface Pro 2 by ad454 · · Score: 1

      Is that really true? To me it seems like battery drain on high resolution displays is over blown.

      My 10" iPad3 with retina 2048x1536 pixel touch display lasts all day. Why can't a 11" MacBook Air have an equal or lower 1920x1080 touch display which lasts about as long as the non-retina MacBook Air.

      Yes, I know that ARM based architectures are smaller and drains the battery less than any x86/x64 based one. But if the high resolution touch display was a such significant factor in battery life, then it would also be a significant factor for the iPad.

      As someone who does a lot of work with non-text graphics, I would gladly sacrifice some battery for a higher resolution display, as long as I can still get 4 or more hours which is the sweet spot for me to be without a charger.

    3. Re:Looking forward to Surface Pro 2 by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know that ARM based architectures are smaller and drains the battery less than any x86/x64 based one. But if the high resolution touch display was a such significant factor in battery life, then it would also be a significant factor for the iPad.

      You just contradicted yourself. Battery life isn't either affected by CPU or display; both affect it. If an Air has both a power hungry processor and a power hungry display, both will drain the battery faster. Well Apple can't just switch the Air to an ARM processor; it wouldn't be a OS X laptop. Maybe in the future power from Intel will be much less. But not today.

      As someone who does a lot of work with non-text graphics, I would gladly sacrifice some battery for a higher resolution display, as long as I can still get 4 or more hours which is the sweet spot for me to be without a charger.

      Er? It's called a Retina Display MacBook Pro. It lasts 7 hours.

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  40. 3 tablets by zeroryoko1974 · · Score: 1

    That just means they will have to come up with 3 reasons on why they failed.

  41. Re: microsoft store is nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wth is wrong with having tattoos ya damn prude?

  42. Re: microsoft store is nice by noh8rz10 · · Score: 2

    nothing wrong with having a tattoo or something discretely hidden, but when you get tattoos on your face, neck, lower arms, lower legs, then wear tshirt and shorts, it says something about you and is the first thing to introduce yourself. so you have to be ready for people to judge you based on your tattoos, and I think it shows poor judgement and life decisions.

  43. Re:microsoft store is nice by zeroryoko1974 · · Score: 1

    I would have to say that going to Microsoft Store instead of the Apple Store makes me want to stab people with sharp objects less

  44. Re:microsoft store is nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    whether or not I believe you to be a MS-paid shill depends on your answer to the question I am about to ask. You said you went to the mall to buy an Apple TV. Did you?

    If you tell me you instead bought some crap peddled at the MS store because the shopping experience was so much nicer, well I think everyone knows what that means. If you say "well, no I still bought the Apple TV." Then what is the point of MS investing in these stores to peddle crap that people typically order sight unseen from newegg or amazon?

  45. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "but also to cash in on user interest in Windows 8.1"
    Who in their right mind is even interested in Windows 8, let alone 8.1 ?

  46. Re:microsoft store is nice by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

    actually I fibbed, because I'm a little embarrassed about it. i dropped $300 on a time capsule, and I still feel not sure about it. it works great with my macs and I like having effortless backups. Srsly, what percentage of people do hourly backups? but honestly it's about $100 too expensive. I already have an apple tv so I don't need another one. it's an awesome device and it works well and plugs into itunes. i rent an itunes movie every week or two.

    that being said, the apple store was still super dodgy. big dissapointment and they hsould really consider their strategy after ron johnson left. For the MS store, I think there's a huge benefit for product education. i learned a lot. i dare you to call me a shill, but if I didn't have an iPhone and apple ecosystem i'd probably get a lumia windows 8.

  47. Re:microsoft store is nice by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

    it's the showroom approach, more of an education opportunity than trying to sell stuff. to be fair, both stores have a wall with phone cases, etc. but for the core products there are very few.

  48. Re: microsoft store is nice by Sique · · Score: 1

    It might be that you are a tribesmen of the Picts. They probably would think that noh8rz10 is no real man with his naked face. Deal with it - tattoos are everyone's personal business, and to judge people by their tattoos is in the literal sense of the word superficial.

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  49. The problem is not "OEM skepticism" by msobkow · · Score: 2

    The problem with Windows RT tablets is not "OEM skepticism." It's the poor sales numbers and utter lack of market share by a public who doesn't want a crippled machine that can do little besides surf and read emails.

    The OEMs were willing to give it a shot. Reality soon kicked in and now they're dumping their RT product plans in droves.

    RT is a complete and utter failure.

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    1. Re:The problem is not "OEM skepticism" by Leslie43 · · Score: 1

      Exactly, I had to explain yesterday to a customer why her "Windows" tablet couldn't run Outlook and, oh, was she angry.

      Microsoft has done a pathetic job getting the public to understand the difference between the models. Many of those who bought them, feel as though they were caught in a bait and switch operation, which means not only does MS have few people wanting them, but they have a bunch of people angry over it as well.

      Yes, 8.1 corrects this "oversight", that does nothing for those who spent all that beforehand.

  50. Got news for you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got news for you... consumers are already totally confused with the current Microsoft tablets.

    As i understand it, one runs Windows, the tile block version, the other runs Windows RT, which is incompatible with all seventeen million Windows apps.

    And Microsoft tries to sell Office in the Cloud, which confuses us even more.

    Adding a few more gradations to the mix with slight performance and size and where the app actually runs and a different set of apps and DRM restrictions variations is unlikely to help.

  51. Oh hell ya! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you armchair CEOs need to STFU! Leave Balmer to destroy MS on his own, he doesn't need your no-expierence asses, he's a professional!

  52. missing the bus by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    They are really missing the bus. A couple points stand out:

    1) Microsoft needs device fanfare to accompany Windows 8.1

    What, and 8.1 won't stand on its own? There has typically been two, maybe three primary reasons to upgrade Windows to a newer version (or replace the old) for 99% of everyone:

    1) A new device is acquired and hardware support is lacking for the version you've already got
    2) Planned obsolescence of software - you need the newer version of some program, which isn't available on the older version.
    3) Corporate management benefits

    Sorry, MS has never benefited from the "new shiney" Apple benefits from with every release of hardware. Their products have had to stand on their own merit. If a tablet comes out running Windows and is a success, it will be due to the benefit of any features of the OS more so than the tablet hardware itself.

    the device would arrive in time not only for the holiday season, but also to cash in on user interest in Windows 8.1

    There is user interest in Windows 8.1? This is news to me. Presumably this interest comes from the 5 people who bought Windows 8 laptops or desktops? Everyone, from corporations to home users, is trying brazenly to stay on Windows 7 or migrate from XP to Windows 7 (still, sadly), not to mention avoid Windows Server 2012 and the parasitic changes made to other Server 2012 products (Exchange 2012, here's lookin' at you, kid) which have overwhelmingly gimped their capabilities, management, and general functionality (though all reports of performance seem positive).

    Regardless of why there isn't interest in 8.x, there simply isn't (just like Vista was/is hated, regardless of the merit of said hatred).

    Surface devices released next year, meanwhile, could capitalize on enterprise hardware upgrades, which are expected to pick up as Windows XP's April 8, 2014 end-of-service date nears."

    Companies will not be replacing their plain-jane XP desktops and laptops with Surface tablets, sorry. They're going to be buying plain-jane desktops and upgrading them to Windows 7, and sinking their teeth in for the long term (or simply upgrading the assets they have today). The software ecology is entirely too disruptive in 8 to allow for a clean "enterprise" migration - and the reliance on old versions of IE for corporate sites is still significant here.

    I don't see Surface tablets succeeding if they a) ship with hard drives, or b) come with a price point more than 20% lower than capable but not-name-brand Android tablets: in terms of desirability, that's roughly where Surface sits. People have gmail, they use google for searching, and mostly watch youtube videos with their time. Surface isn't going there, in any regards - and most people don't have a Live account.

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    1. Re:missing the bus by M1FCJ · · Score: 1

      The only thing Windows 8.1 will succeed with is not being Windows 8.0.

  53. Re:microsoft store is nice by JonBoy47 · · Score: 1

    Saying the Apple Store only stocks 10 SKU's is an exaggeration, even granting that they'll use a single SKU to stand in for multiple, physically identical SKU's on their sales floor. For example, they'll have only 5 different MacBook's on display, but that's because there's only 5 Apple laptop form factors. In reality there are 15-20 SKU's for each "stock" configuration, all of which are stocked in-store. The same concept applies in one way or another to the entirety of their product line. Given the diversity of their product offerings, the Microsoft Store has to pack a much larger number of floor models (and presumably stock fewer variations of each) to adequately represent what is probably a comparable number of product SKU's.

  54. Re: microsoft store is nice by Belial6 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You are lying to yourself. It is common among people that want to be 'edgy'. Tattoos are a persons personal business. When you take your personal business and publicly display it, you are in a literal sense, asking people to judge you personally. If I wear a T-Shirt with a picture on it, I am fully aware that people will make judgements about me based on that. In fact, I am aware that it is intentional. If I wear my T-Shirt with Pac-Man on it, I am telling the world that I like old school arcade games. Conversely, if I wear underwear with Pac-Man on it, I am telling only a select few something about myself.

    The same goes for tattoos, except, choosing a T-Shirt and underwear is less a sign of deep commitment to the subject and/or bad life choices.

  55. Appropriate Dilbet Comic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-07-02/

  56. Re: microsoft store is nice by Stumbles · · Score: 1

    Yep, that's why people get tattoo's to start with; they want to make a statement about themselves. Some want that statement made before anyone has a chance to do a meet and greet, hence wearing clothing so they will be exposed.

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  57. 3 tablets should do it. by JustNiz · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..Why Microsoft Needs 3 Surface Tablets: ...to cash in on user interest in Windows 8.1, which will be released later this fall.

    Yeah you're right. 3 Tablets should about do it. There probably won't be as many as 4 people with "user interest" in Windows 8.1.

  58. A lesson from Unix by PPH · · Score: 1

    They can name it YART: Yet Another RT.

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  59. Re:microsoft store is nice by homey+of+my+owney · · Score: 1

    No, it's the "we're not making money on these, but we'll make it up in volume."

  60. Three times the failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Oh, how Microsoft brings the complete morons out of the woodwork. Unlike Apple, Microsoft allows anyone to build surface tablets, so there are actually MANY surface tablets, both ARM and x86 based. Why the hell does Slashdot link to know-nothing cretins like Michael Endler?

    Microsoft has many problems with its tablets, but 'variety' isn't one of them. Everyone with a brain knows that the Surface RT tablet needed a price point BELOW $250 to have any impact. Instead Microsoft chose to sell the 'razor' rather than the 'blades', and by 'blades', of course I mean their app store.

    The Surface Pro was even worse, an Intel ULTRABOOK with the keyboard sawn off. Who the hell was in the market for such a hellishly expensive, hyper-crippled laptop/not-a-laptop?

    Metro/RT/New UI apps are s**t, and can only appeal to people already perfectly satisfied with the software available on Android or iOS. This 'new' OS from Microsoft can never succeed. On the other hand, Microsoft has refused to provide an easy way for ordinary Windows apps to have an alternate tablet interface, robbing their tablets of the incredible back-library of Windows software.

    It would be trivial to modify the windows shell to 'bias' itself to the expectation of tablet users, so the same DESKTOP apps could run in the same way on both tablets and desktops/laptops. Instead, Microsoft went in the opposite direction, and stated that desktop users should be FORCED to accept tablet apps on the desktop, both dumbing down the desktop below any useful functionality, and exposing Microsoft's terrible weakness in tablet apps anyway.

    It's too late for Microsoft. No-one with vision remains at the company. Ballmer simply sez "clone Apple" and Gates is more concerned with assisting the US government, via NSA spying and his universal children's database, to usher in a new dark-age for Humanity. The tablet initiative (the fourth from MS) has once again failed, and perfectly decent commodity PCs can be built so cheaply, Windows is now the unacceptable dominant cost.

    Companies with nowhere else to go (like Nvidia) will continue creeping to MS as 'partners'. Microsoft may overhaul RT to remove the full-blown Windows every RT device secretly contains, so the ARM RT OS can be provided for near zero cost in one last attempt to build demand for its app store (which is where the real money should be made, obviously). Future (very minor) success for Surface Pro tablets depends on price, and the demand for tablets that can run proper Windows. However, now MS and others are willing to place thin clients on Android tablets, to access proper Windows apps running in the 'cloud', is there even a theoretical need for x86 Windows tablets?

  61. It needs a low-price mini variant by elabs · · Score: 0

    To compete with cheap Android tablets they need to release a $199 mini tablet. Some Xbox branding would help with this product. To compete with the iPad they need a new RT variant with upgraded V2 specs. To compete with full tablets, netbooks and laptops they need an updated Pro model with V2 specs.

  62. Market saturated by Jumunquo · · Score: 1

    The author thinks MS should make a low-cost tablet, but I think that's just further suicide. The low-end is glutted with tablets, lead by sellers who are making next to nothing on hardware to push their marketplaces and followed by their OEMs. Microsoft is not going to be able to undercut them (would be lucky to just match, given the quantity discount disadvantage), and then they will be in the same fiasco as now. What's been proven, and what people have said since day one - the Surface Pro will sell, and RT will not. You don't enter markets where you don't have a differentiator or a price advantage. A cheaper Surface Pro on Intel's future mobile x86 chips might be a good route to take (even Samsung is buying into them). They won't make it big that way, but there's nothing wrong with just making lots of money.

  63. Just getting out... by swb · · Score: 1

    Will Microsoft shareholders ever tolerate pruning for growth?

    Split Microsoft into three companies and spin them off as seperate entities with perpetual cross-licensing agreements for all MS technologies released and planned for release in the next 3 years.

    One, the business entity selling Office, SQL, Exchange, Windows.

    Two, the consumer entity selling Xbox, Phone, Surface, Zune, and whatever else they are pushing at consumers.

    Three, the nascent services entity selling web mail, hosted Exchange, Azure, all cloud-based products.

    Company one remains Microsoft. It will probably shrink some as PC sales slide but it may become stronger (the way a tree does when pruned right) because it has a strong focus on products with a lot of history and near-universal buy-in in the business world. They can adapt without worrying about trying to be all things to all platforms and focus on what their specific market wants.

    Company two can begin to truly innovate without old guard apparatchiks hobbling it. They may build on Winphone or Surface in ways that aren't tied to the old company and actually challenge Android or Apple.

    Company three has the biggest uphill battle but also possibly the widest possible future/horizon as it represents services and products with a lot of growth potential.

    I know MS wants to try to integrate all of this, but I wonder if maybe it's just not possible to coordinate that much technology across so many platforms. Even the military has trouble doing that and they have even MORE money than MS and, well, military discipline and force behind them.

  64. Re: microsoft store is nice by lgw · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Showing off tattoos is much like wearing a t-shirt, shorts, and sandals: you may feel comfortable that way, but that doesn't mean it's acceptable in a business environment (depends on the business, of course, but retail is often conservative) . Dressing up shows respect for those you meet, and in particular showing respect for customers you meet is often a good plan. Not always, of course: in some businesses, your customers might be insulted if you imply that they are "respectable".

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  65. Re:microsoft store is nice by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

    fair enough, but you get the point. disregarding options:
    * ipad
    *ipad mini
    *iphone
    *macbook air 11"
    *macbook air 13"
    *macbook 13"
    *macbook retina 13"
    *macbook 15"
    *macbook retina 15"
    *mac mini
    *imac (do these have different sizes?)
    *apple TV
    *cinema display (do these have different sizes?)
    *mac pro

    anything else that I"m missing? all software is at the mac app store and not sold on site. there's an accessory wall where I'm going to lump in the wireless stuff since it sits there. I listed 14 items, generously breaking out the screen sizes.

  66. Re: microsoft store is nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you take your personal business and publicly display it, you are in a literal sense, asking people to judge you personally.

    Only if their criteria for judgement measures against your own. Also, their judgement needs to matter to you. Frankly, some of the tattoos I see in this repressed and politically correct society speak of a more dedicated personal commitment than some degree holders I've met.

  67. Only 3? That's really pessimistic! by MrEdofCourse · · Score: 1

    Wow, I'll be the first to admit that 6 million Surface tablets that Microsoft had to do write-offs on was bat-shit insane, but I do think Microsoft needs more than 3 units on hand.

    My brother's girlfriend's cousin from Canada wants to buy one, that would be 33% of their inventory right there.

    Seriously though, what is this guy thinking? Being a bigger failure is somehow going to result in people wanting to buy more? It's not like the lack of apps, being ridiculously late to market, and being over-priced had anything to do with it.

    Nah... Triple-down!!!

  68. The software also sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My brother bought a Dell Windows RT devices (well Dell basically threw it in as a perk for buying a new laptop). What a PoS!

    The hardware is fine, but the software suite is a total miss. It comes with a fully functional Office Home and Student edition, but it doesn't include Outlook. The built in mail app is rubbish - which means you are basically forced to use webmail. Additionally, due to a pissing match between Microsoft and Google, you can't sync a google calendar with your Windows RT device.

    Now given that tablets are first and foremost mobile devices and no one is likely to to writing "war and peace" or creating complex spreadsheets on a mobile device, I would gladly trade Office for a fully functional POP/IMAP mail client. Offline access to your mail and calendar is essential to mobile users.

    Apparently Outlook 2013 for Windows RT was released earlier this month, but it's too late - my brother to sent the POS back to Dell.

  69. Well played! by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    If there's been a buzz over 8.1, I've missed it. "Sucks less than 8.0" isn't a great motivator.

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  70. Apparently by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently "no haters" hates tattoos.

  71. Because 1 Apparently Didn't Lose Enough Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simple question, has anyone ever bought a surface and actually been happy with the purchase?

  72. The Microsoft monopoly is eroding.... by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

    3 tablets, 5 tables...it doesn't matter. Microsoft is never going to be a big player in either the cellphone or tablet market. MS has been outflanked by both Apple and Google. Desktop computers are dying a slow death, at least in the consumer market. And that's where MS had it's competitive advantage. MS saw the tide change too late and are now left on the outside looking in at Apple and Google.

    Sure, MS still has tons of money coming in from it's Windows/Office monopoly but you can see a quiet desperation at Microsoft. Even they must realize that they missed the boat on tablets and probably can't hope for more than a 10% market share.

    Apple excels at UI design and marketing. Google excels at innovation. MS? They're still trying to find out.

  73. Weird outcome by readingaccount · · Score: 1

    It's really weird how Windows on the desktop has always reigned supreme and Linux could never make any head-way, but now it's Linux (in a form) which is co-dominating on mobile devices and Windows which can't make any head-way. Quite a weird reversal of fortunes. Also somewhat satisfying from a karmic point of view.

  74. Re: microsoft store is nice by noh8rz10 · · Score: 2

    Only if their criteria for judgement measures against your own. Also, their judgement needs to matter to you.

    well, if you're working retail, and you're trying to sell me something, I would hope that you're concerned about how your physical appearance affects your job!

  75. Re:microsoft store is nice by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

    chuckle, nice.

  76. Re:microsoft store is nice by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

    I'll bet in the Microsoft store, the screens don't scratch as easily.

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  77. Re:microsoft store is nice by Pseudonym · · Score: 3, Funny

    This explains why Apple has design patents on mobile devices without sharp edges that you could use to hurt casual employees.

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  78. Three is not enough by symbolset · · Score: 1

    One every three weeks might do the trick, if they're good. Who do they think they're competing against? Apple?

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  79. It's the apps, stupid (RT is dead) by Woadan · · Score: 1

    We can talk all day, until the cows come home or we are blue in the face, but the only strategy that Microsoft had with Windows RT was the one they went against. The secret, after all, is the apps, stupid. Microsoft opted to neither upsize Windows Phone nor to downsize Windows 7 for a tablet-sized environment. That came with a price, because Windows RT never had an app market to speak of. And apps is what makes a mobile OS.

    What did Apple do when it released the iPad? It based it on the iPhone's OS, iOS.

    What did Google do when they released the Android Tablet OS? They based it on the Android Phone's OS.

    What did Microsoft do when it released Windows RT? They based it on nothing they had done before.

    The problem for Windows RT is apps. Granted Windows Phone has fewer apps than iOS or Android have, but it at least had some. They could have been leveraged for a Windows tablet OS based on the Windows Phone OS. They weren't and RT was released with little in the way of apps. And even now, almost a year later, RT still has little in the way of apps.

    Microsoft doesn't need to double down on dumb. RT is dead, now and forever. But, if they want to do a new OS based on Windows Phone on a tablet platform, maybe they'll have a chance.

    Whether they do or not, the issue with RT is a moot one. It's not a question of whether RT will die. It's a question of when it will do so.

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  80. Re:microsoft store is nice by davester666 · · Score: 1

    Well, you need to go back in time when IBM was negotiating with Bill about DOS, slap him hard, then tell him

    Do one thing well.
    And it better be "Writing your own software."

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  81. That may be true, if they has 3 users... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft need no surface tablets, at least from a business perspective. If they really have three users, then by all means, let them product their three surface tablets.
    On a more serious note, I don't know what user need these devices are supposed to be designed to fulfil, and I really doubt that Microsoft do either.
    Microsoft also doesn't seem to understand that the days of being able to charge licence fees for the operating system, and for the core software, are definitely over.
    Microsoft has to adapt, or die. OEMs are not interested in paying licence fees to Microsoft, for something that has a better engineered free alternative - one that is not controlled by a company that screws its partners.

  82. That's the market - they got it right by M1FCJ · · Score: 1

    Three tablets is just about right. I hope they don't even think to produce a fourth one out of the line since that will languish in stock.
    Mr. Watson must have got right: "I think there is a world market for maybe five Microsoft tables" but I think he's over egging it.
    It is sure it won't sell that much. ... Sorry? What?
    You mean three new MODELS? They must be out of their thick mind!

  83. Real users dont want under powered devices. by ralphaostrander · · Score: 1

    My s4 really does everything my laptop dont. I cant wait for an s5 or s6. I aint saving my money for a MS tablet and the kids already have an ipad. If they want another they will be buying it themselves. There is the real competition.

  84. State Of Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surface = Shit
    Windows 8 = Shit
    Windows 8.1 = Total shit
    Ballmer = Shit

    Microsoft = Fucked.

  85. Quit it with your RT nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the Pro were the price of the RT then they would be flying off the shelves. What people want is a tablet that just WORKS and ideally works with their existing kit in exactly the same way.
    The pro does that.
    Microsoft's one advantage over apple was the idea of tablet that worked like a proper computer with a proper OS and no messing about. Simple files easily transferable.
    Then they released the surface RT that was like an iPad, only worse.
    Kill the RT. write it off as a bad idea and sell me a pro at a sensible price!

  86. Small screen and big price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since day one, the Surface's fundamental problem is that it has a small screen and a large pricetag. Why would I buy a 13" netbook for $1000+ (with a keyboard) when I could get a 15.6" screen Asus laptop for $550?

  87. Re:microsoft store is nice by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

    to give some scale to this 100 skus may be oh 3 of the parts drawers in fact i think almost all of the 27? series has at least 100 skus the 15 series PARTS are more than that (same for the 42 series cables)

    Thats not an inventory deck THIS is an inventory deck (sound of Phone Book sized stack hitting the desk)

    btw Hi from a 1909 alumni.

    personally i think MS is DOOMED unless they do some drastic things.

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  88. That's 3 more than anyone else by WOOFYGOOFY · · Score: 1

    That's 3 more than anyone else needs.

  89. Never listen to pundits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pundits have their jobs because they can't "do" themselves. It's like the old yarn about "Those who can't do, teach" but added with "Those who can't teach, write as pundits".

    The article claims having three provides an "upgrade path". This is full of LOLZ. Consider:

    • Surface Pro - Intel processor
    • Surface RT - ARM processor
    • Surface X - Snapdragon processor (proposed)

    So basically you "upgrade" by losing 100% of your investment in Apps unless MS VMs not one but two processors. So you fuck over customers with no compatibility twice. Typical Microsoft M.O. but the market place isn't tolerating that as well as in the past. Well, Apple doesn't make Mac OS X apps run on iOS but there's never been an expectation or claim of that. Microsoft has a long brand legacy of full compatibility (which was stupid to do 20 years ago now bites them in this).

    Then consider that the developer environments between Pro and RT are not even compatible. RT is apparently a nearly unusable ghost of what Pro gets. Developers look at this and gag (some quit RT completely).

    The real problem is that Microsoft has not corporate skills or knowledge still for how to coordinate system engineering across multiple platforms to form an ecosystem or even just within one platform. Vista showed for the first time, even to MS management, that their development process and engineering is actually identical to the diffuse, uncoordinated fog of OSS software such as Linux, but with none of the benefits given the atavistic climate within Microsoft. And then this is contrasted with the demonstrable example of how Apple system engineers their entire ecosystem across not just technical components but also into the business model and the cultural reality of customers.

    Well at least I have popcorn and a good seat to watch the whole drama and tragedy flower and die.

  90. What it would take for me to buy a surface tablet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remove Windows RT. The entire "advantage" of buying a Windows tablet vs. any other tablet is the promise of all the applications that work on it. However, Windows RT does not offer this. Thus, it ends up being a new platform that cannot run the applications you have been using and has fewer other applications than the more established tablets. Getting rid of Windows 8 would be another positive step (although that won't ever happen). Their fusion of touch and computational productivity is terrible...

  91. Microsoft should just release office for iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For Microsft to win big they should just release Office for iPad. They would pretty much sell millions I'd copies as every exec on the planet would buy it. My guess is that they are worried about killing off other tablets that run Windows.

  92. So let's see... by hazydave · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has one Windows RT tablet. They sold about one million, have another six million in-stock and not selling (based on their write-down). So the solution to thie problem is to make MORE Windows RT tablets?

    Ok, they have solved one problem already. In the original plan, there's no way Microsoft could sell a $200 Surface RT to compete with the Nexus 7, simply because of the $100 additional pricetag for Windows RT + Office. But since nearly all of the OEMs have dropped RT, and it's pretty likely Dell will as well once they've sold out their stock, it's now quite possible for Microsoft to stop worrying about protecting OEM's ability to deliver RT hardware (ok, sure, they could also price RT + Office at $20, but that's unlikely, too). That's an option, but only one presented out of the current failure.

    What Microsoft needs is to really stress that RT isn't Windows. Consumers don't know. We techies, sure, but I have seen Surface ads out the wazoo -- $900 million ad budgets have that effect -- and nothing to tell me that I can't run Photoshop or other real Windows apps on an RT system. Next, they have to present a reason that regular consumers would actually want one of these. Office ain't it.

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