Before that happens we can dispatch Jeff Goldblum with a Sony CD to install a rootkit in their mothership. If that fails, we can have AT&T add executive bonus recovery charges to their wireless bills so they can't afford dark matter pellets to power their planet killer. Corporate excess saves humanity!
*Nobody* expects the FISA Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise. Our *two* weapons are fear and surprise, and lack of oversight. Our *three* weapons are fear and surprise and lack of oversight and an almost fanatical dedication to the show Firefly. Our *four*... No... Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry are such elements as fear, sur- I'll come in again.
More correctly: the IRS is required by law (written by congress and signed by the president) to collect taxes and make determinations of status related to taxing.
And when will it be available to test the claimed specs? Hopefully soon, I'm looking for an upgrade for my Windows laptop and this could fit the bill if the price is not bonkers and the performance is as claimed. I've grown accustomed to the portability of my Macbook Air and would like my Windows machine be as light. If Samsung really has leapfrogged Apple with the display, maybe that will prompt Apple to get back in the game after their "silent" year of minor bumps to existing products.
That sounds like hell for a job and heaven for a nostalgia project. You should have dressed up 70s corporate style [1] and had someone take a black and white photo of you at the machine.
[1] Either white dress shirt, short hair and pocket protector OR long sideburns and disco suit, depending on the corporate culture.
It's been established the US government does not want to disclose domestic surveillance programs. They said so in front of cameras, "national security, blah blah".
Now I need to evaluate the claims of a government official regarding domestic surveillance programs... hmmm. Not very comforting.
All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Ownership follows power. If you don't have more brute force strength than the next domestic house ape, you own nothing. Scribbles on a piece of paper like the constitution are not power.
Slashdot Mirror
...annihilate us all
Before that happens we can dispatch Jeff Goldblum with a Sony CD to install a rootkit in their mothership. If that fails, we can have AT&T add executive bonus recovery charges to their wireless bills so they can't afford dark matter pellets to power their planet killer. Corporate excess saves humanity!
The average person is barely above being an idiot...
I admire your optimism.
The plush toy in the photo makes the computations go faster.
It's just pining for the fjords.
No shit. cangrejoinmortal has a simplistic moralizing view of the world that experience will fix, eventually.
...annoying, but not much more than BASIC
I'm sold!
*Nobody* expects the FISA Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise. Our *two* weapons are fear and surprise, and lack of oversight. Our *three* weapons are fear and surprise and lack of oversight and an almost fanatical dedication to the show Firefly. Our *four*... No... Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry are such elements as fear, sur- I'll come in again.
The IRS wants to collect taxes...
More correctly: the IRS is required by law (written by congress and signed by the president) to collect taxes and make determinations of status related to taxing.
Voters are idiots
Are you saying you don't vote, or that you are an idiot?
Always use coffee shops and other places not attached to you
Starbucks never stocks my brand of hand lotion, and they're so crowded it's hard to concentrate.
The people in charge and their rented politicians need power and money.
very nice, how much?
And when will it be available to test the claimed specs? Hopefully soon, I'm looking for an upgrade for my Windows laptop and this could fit the bill if the price is not bonkers and the performance is as claimed. I've grown accustomed to the portability of my Macbook Air and would like my Windows machine be as light. If Samsung really has leapfrogged Apple with the display, maybe that will prompt Apple to get back in the game after their "silent" year of minor bumps to existing products.
...car LED brakelights have been driving me ***CRAZY** for years!!!!
I see what you did there, and it gave me a headache.
It's clear the spreading of disbelief is the real motivator here. Kill in the name of God.
A government official is looking for a moral crusade to fill his time and justify his paycheck. Mississippi Jim, on patrol!
Inspired? [tries to imagine consumer pie eyed with admiration for Surface RT]
Ha ha ha ha, good one.
That shill needs another month or two at the MS reeducation camps.
That sounds like hell for a job and heaven for a nostalgia project. You should have dressed up 70s corporate style [1] and had someone take a black and white photo of you at the machine.
[1] Either white dress shirt, short hair and pocket protector OR long sideburns and disco suit, depending on the corporate culture.
Not for the schools if they waste time on a doomed platform the MS abandons in favor of the normal Windows Surface.
Nope, just Gigli and Ishtar.
It's been established the US government does not want to disclose domestic surveillance programs. They said so in front of cameras, "national security, blah blah".
Now I need to evaluate the claims of a government official regarding domestic surveillance programs... hmmm. Not very comforting.
...it was doctored in a bad, amateurish manner
That must have been where Bill started quoting Peter Gabriel:
I don't remember
I don't recall
I have no memory
of anything at all.
All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Game of Thrones may have affected my normally sunny disposition.
Ownership follows power. If you don't have more brute force strength than the next domestic house ape, you own nothing. Scribbles on a piece of paper like the constitution are not power.
Interviewer: What would you say your biggest weakness is?
Black Hole: Dumb fucking question! [spaghettifies interviewer]