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  1. Re:Full of microsoft on Software Uses Almost 1/2 the Storage On 32GB Surface Tablet · · Score: 0

    I remember an early Mac that came with A/UX (Apple Unix) in the late 80s. It had an 80Mbyte HD, 40 of that was used by the OS. It sounds bad, but if what remains can do useful work then so what?

  2. Re:Pompous idiot on Ralph Nader Moderates One Last 3rd-Party Debate for 2012 · · Score: 1

    Nader is the pompous idiot who gavels 8 years of George Bush

    I'm going to dream of a mallet wielding Nadar smacking George, with a clown horn sound every time he connects. Not because of your post, that's just the way I roll.

  3. Re:New feature on Boeing 787 Makes US Debut · · Score: 0

    If your underwear contains enough explosives, then yes.

  4. Re:cash on Google Wallet May End Up Inside Your Actual Wallet · · Score: 5, Funny

    why you can't just pay in cash your coffee?.

    Using currency is so last century. Might as well tie an onion to your belt grandpa.

  5. Re:Their going to call it the Xune on Microsoft Reportedly Working On Its Own Smartphone · · Score: 1

    Catchy, edgy name.

    X-Phone would be catchy.

  6. Re:Maybe MS should just add one pixel to the botto on Surfcast Sues Microsoft Over Tile Patent · · Score: 2

    ...and add a border with convenient controls, then place it all on an office furniture based metaphor... maybe a copy machine?

  7. Re:I felt a great disturbance in the Force on Disney to Acquire Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 Due In 2015 · · Score: 4, Informative

    as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly...

    It ain't no trick to get rich quick
    If you dig dig dig with a shovel or a pick
    In a mine! In a mine! In a mine! In a mine!
    Where a million diamonds shine!
    Heigh ho, heigh ho, we'll rape your memories you know.

  8. Re:eBay... on Ask Slashdot: What To Do With Over 500 Used DIMMs? · · Score: 1

    Fuck eBay. It I've learned anything, it's not worth selling anything under $100.

    It's (sellers and eBay) not trustworthy enough to buy anything over $100. Moral of the story, do not use eBay.

  9. Re:PCs for Kids on Ask Slashdot: What To Do With Over 500 Used DIMMs? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Listen to this guy, do not futz around trying to think up uses or store them expecting to have a use in the future. Give it away now and be done with it. Soon it will be obsolete and no use to anyone. (says the man who recently trashed a bag of dusty, obsolete and now useless RAM)

  10. Re:Ugh, Pentile displays on Google Announces New Nexus Smartphone and Tablets · · Score: 2

    Got me the strangest woman
    Believe it, this chick's no cinch
    When I wanna get her goin'
    Then I whip out my Big Ten Inch...

    ...Nexus tablet computer.

  11. This is not the devices you are looking for... on Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer: Forget the iPad, Surface Is the Tablet People Want · · Score: 2

    Forget the iPad. Live with us in forests of Surface. Out here on the perimeter there are no stars, Out here we is stoned - immaculate.

  12. Re:Don't PANIC! on Hurricane Sandy Nears East Coast · · Score: 2

    Don't forget to bring a towel. Proper towel safety and use is important.

  13. Re:to continue the trend? on Windows 7 Not Getting A Second Service Pack · · Score: 2

    ...keep people current.

    Ka-ching!

  14. Saturday on Are Windows XP/7 Users Smarter Than a 3-Year-Old? · · Score: 1

    ... a 3-year-old kid who uses Windows 8 like a champ

    Hello Julian. What's happening? Um, I'm gonna need you go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around nine, that would be great. (starts to walk away) Oh, oh, yeaI forgot. I'm gonna also need you to come in Sunday too. We, uh, lost some people this week and we need to sorta catch up. Thanks.

  15. Re:Never had that experience... on Smartphone Mugging More Popular Than Ever · · Score: 1

    Victim: You don't want my Windows phone? How about my Zune?
    Mugger: Pass
    Victim: My Windows RT tablet?
    Mugger: Will it run my copy of Quicken?
    Victim: Hurrrr...

  16. Re:Conservative Hit-piece on China's Yearly Budget For High-Speed Rail: $100 Billion · · Score: 1

    We've had a number of disaster movies where this happens.

    Soylent Green comes to mind. Heavy population density, people living in cars with no gas and they could not even afford to cut their massive sideburns. Horrible.

  17. Where's Waldo? on How Do You Spot a Genius? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We need to train teachers to spot giftedness...

    You're a genius kid, now back in line for your standardized test. Or will government officials approve extra resources to cater to the geniuses? If so, how will they handle irate parents of the "unspotted".

  18. Re:Difference: They still call both Windows. on Windows RT vs. Windows 8 Could Burn Consumers · · Score: 2

    Trying to explain processor architecture and market segmentation to an already mad consumer returning the RT tablet because it won't run x86 apps? "But sir, the instruction set..." Ugh. I would have to quit there and then to protect my sanity.

  19. Re:I'm confused... on TSA Moving X-ray Body Scanners To Smaller Airports · · Score: 1

    Yes

  20. Re:Oh no! on User Tracking Back On iOS 6 · · Score: 2

    There's probably money to be made by a mechanical typewriter driven wirelessly by iPhone dictation. That way all the other patrons can marvel at your genius while being serenaded by clackity-clack.

  21. Re:im no trader but.... on Below-Expected Earnings For Google Posted Early, Trading Halted · · Score: 2

    Traders are panicky sheep.

    Was that augmented by panicky algorithms doing an impression of the robot scared by Chewbacca? Rawr! Squeeeeeee..... zip.

  22. Re:Supply and Demand on Is Microsoft's Price Model For the Surface Justifiable? · · Score: 1

    No, it is more expensive than your iPad!"

    When I read that, I heard this.

  23. Re:Logical Fallacy Bingo on US Presidential Debate #2 Tonight: Discuss Here · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't blame me, I voted for Saruman.

  24. Re:Awesome! on Microsoft Surface Pricing Goes Toe-to-Toe With Apple iPad · · Score: 1

    Apple has had very good multi-touch trackpad support in their Macbook line for a number of years now. Microsoft has a long road ahead of them to catch up in that game.

    Yes, I have a Macbook Air and the trackpad is nice. I still have felt the urge, in some circumstances, to touch the screen for a task only to remember that is not supported. I hoped for a technical discussion on the merits of a touch screen display for notebooks and desktops, but instead have upset the Apple faithful by implying Apple may not be best and first in all things.

  25. Re:Awesome! on Microsoft Surface Pricing Goes Toe-to-Toe With Apple iPad · · Score: 1

    I'm saying that the above post is ridiculous to think that Apple never thought of a touchscreen notebook before,

    I never said that, it is a pure fabrication on your part.

    ...and would have a huge research gulf to cross in order to "catch up".

    "Huge research gulf" is your creation, not mine.

    Windows 8 is an effort to unify a desktop and touch screen UI. Apple has not gone that far with OS X. You can argue the merits of each approach, but if touch screens become common place on laptops and desktops, Microsoft will have a lead. Maybe not the "huge research gulf" lead of your straw man, but still a lead.