Toyota is clearly making an effort to appear eco-friendly, but examine their claims closely. I heard squirrels are unharmed when run over by a Prius. As a Prius owner, I tell you that is not true. They pop like furry little grapes.
Your own tiny, somewhat distorted face would stare at you for a while, and then begin a high, thin, tormented wailing, smashing itself against the confines of the display tube.
Just like the old days of reading/. with a reflective CRT screen.
...calling her ex-boyfriends to let them know she may have exposed them to an STD.
That's just nasty. That should really be part of an article titled: "Are Coworkers Sometimes Unpleasant?" I put it in the same category as a nose picking coworker who occasionally digs into underwear to scratch their bung and then use a common keyboard. It's just nasty.
That can be cured with medicinal marijuana. They could pass a law requiring TVs to be made from hemp and powered by hacky sack generators operated by the unemployed and prison population. The Governator has puffed his share, so he should approve.
I would, but I'm too busy doing epic, non-work related things that prove I lead an exceptional life, such as sky diving, dating beautiful women, and playing jazz piano. Or at least I would if I weren't afraid of heights, weird looking, and musically talentless. Oh, well. Back to the computer.
so at&t adds fake fees and deceptively labels them as government taxes?
You changed my wording, I said 'government tax' like fee. And yes, they do.
The exact wording on a bill was "Regulatory Cost Recovery Charge". This is in addition to: * Federal Universal Service Charge * Texas Universal Service Charge
Keep in mind that these are separate from the actual tax section of the bill and are not counted in the total contract monthly charge, they are added on top of that.
do you think that might get them in a bit of trouble?
Space pirates!!
Fry: Space pirates?
Leela: You know... pirates, but in space!
Toyota is clearly making an effort to appear eco-friendly, but examine their claims closely. I heard squirrels are unharmed when run over by a Prius. As a Prius owner, I tell you that is not true. They pop like furry little grapes.
The hammer will hit you anyway.
That's the word, because you know... U can't touch this
No booze and no 'baccey for the Latter-Day Saints.
What, do they prefer hookers and weed?
That's similar to what Popeye said when disguising himself with a wig on Goon Island:
"Hair today, goon tomorrow."
They faked breaking the internet and people panicked and stampeded over each other. Even though it is a sitcom, this is probably accurate.
If Al Gore invented the internet, it will probably be Crazy Ol' Uncle Joe (Biden) who breaks it.
Your own tiny, somewhat distorted face would stare at you for a while, and then begin a high, thin, tormented wailing, smashing itself against the confines of the display tube.
Just like the old days of reading /. with a reflective CRT screen.
That's just nasty. That should really be part of an article titled: "Are Coworkers Sometimes Unpleasant?"
I put it in the same category as a nose picking coworker who occasionally digs into underwear to scratch their bung and then use a common keyboard. It's just nasty.
iPhone posts lead to rage, rage leads to fanboyism. Fanboyism is the mind killer.
I have mixed feelings about this possibility.
Free advice: do not address Judge as Dungeon Master. IANAL.
Delete key name '{20a82645-c095-46ed-80e3-08825760534b}'
Be careful. If you accidentally delete key {20a82645-c095-46ed-80e3-08855760534b}, your machine explodes.
That can be cured with medicinal marijuana. They could pass a law requiring TVs to be made from hemp and powered by hacky sack generators operated by the unemployed and prison population. The Governator has puffed his share, so he should approve.
Utopia!
Why are you trying to fuck America?
To quote Sir Mix-a-Lot: I like big butts and I can not lie...
Call it cold fusion.
Say it harnesses zero-point energy.
Put porn in their research.
[Chris flips Dell a shiny quarter]
"Here's a quarter boy, go buy yourself a real computer."
I'm a zygote, and I predicted this shortly after the big bang.
I win!
No, really! Daggets are as fracking cool as Lorne Greene's sideburns!
Cmdr Taco, more apply more tech to the tech!
the professional keeps picking up high school and college chicks until he gets to old to rock out.
Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
Or some hot Leela on Amy action. Ooh, that's so Wong.
I've seen "Runaway."
A post that ties together Gene Simmons and butt spiders. Awesome!
READ THE F***ING ARTICLE!
I would, but I'm too busy doing epic, non-work related things that prove I lead an exceptional life, such as sky diving, dating beautiful women, and playing jazz piano. Or at least I would if I weren't afraid of heights, weird looking, and musically talentless. Oh, well. Back to the computer.
"Choice" is anathema to Microsoft.
Steve Jobs to the rescue! You can get your Macbook Pro in any color, as long as it's silver.
so at&t adds fake fees and deceptively labels them as government taxes?
You changed my wording, I said 'government tax' like fee. And yes, they do.
The exact wording on a bill was "Regulatory Cost Recovery Charge".
This is in addition to:
* Federal Universal Service Charge
* Texas Universal Service Charge
Keep in mind that these are separate from the actual tax section of the bill and are not counted in the total contract monthly charge, they are added on top of that.
do you think that might get them in a bit of trouble?
No it does not.
sheesh
Indeed.