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  1. Re:Hmm on The Tech Aboard the International Space Station · · Score: 1

    Space pirates!!

    Fry: Space pirates?
    Leela: You know... pirates, but in space!

  2. Toyota Eco Claims on Toyota Develops New Flower Species To Reduce Pollution · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Toyota is clearly making an effort to appear eco-friendly, but examine their claims closely. I heard squirrels are unharmed when run over by a Prius. As a Prius owner, I tell you that is not true. They pop like furry little grapes.

  3. Re:Alrighty Then on Evolution's Path May Lead To Shorter, Heavier Women · · Score: 1

    The hammer will hit you anyway.

    That's the word, because you know... U can't touch this

  4. Re:Crappy experiment on Clean Smells Promote Ethical Behavior · · Score: 1

    No booze and no 'baccey for the Latter-Day Saints.

    What, do they prefer hookers and weed?

  5. Re:No boom today... on "2012" a Miscalculation; Actual Calendar Ends 2220 · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's similar to what Popeye said when disguising himself with a wig on Goon Island:
    "Hair today, goon tomorrow."

  6. I saw this on The IT Crowd on What If They Turned Off the Internet? · · Score: 1

    They faked breaking the internet and people panicked and stampeded over each other. Even though it is a sitcom, this is probably accurate.

    If Al Gore invented the internet, it will probably be Crazy Ol' Uncle Joe (Biden) who breaks it.

  7. Re:Hmm... on Sony Demo'ing 360 Degree 3-D Tabletop Display · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your own tiny, somewhat distorted face would stare at you for a while, and then begin a high, thin, tormented wailing, smashing itself against the confines of the display tube.

    Just like the old days of reading /. with a reflective CRT screen.

  8. That's not weird on Are Software Developers Naturally Weird? · · Score: 1

    ...calling her ex-boyfriends to let them know she may have exposed them to an STD.

    That's just nasty. That should really be part of an article titled: "Are Coworkers Sometimes Unpleasant?"
    I put it in the same category as a nose picking coworker who occasionally digs into underwear to scratch their bung and then use a common keyboard. It's just nasty.

  9. Re:Awww!!! Poor Liddle iPhone Users Are Crying! on Verizon's Challenge To the iPhone Confirmed · · Score: 1

    iPhone posts lead to rage, rage leads to fanboyism. Fanboyism is the mind killer.

  10. Re:Advert for the verizon network? on Verizon's Challenge To the iPhone Confirmed · · Score: 1

    ...KFCs and Danish embassies being set on fire all over the world

    I have mixed feelings about this possibility.

  11. Re:Agreed? on D&D Handbook Distribution Lawsuit Settled For $125,000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Free advice: do not address Judge as Dungeon Master. IANAL.

  12. Re:Nuke it with regedit... on Firefox Disables Microsoft .NET Addon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Delete key name '{20a82645-c095-46ed-80e3-08825760534b}'

    Be careful. If you accidentally delete key {20a82645-c095-46ed-80e3-08855760534b}, your machine explodes.

  13. Re:Misses The Point on California Moving Forward With Big-Screen TV Power Restrictions · · Score: 1

    ...it's incredibly short sighted.

    That can be cured with medicinal marijuana. They could pass a law requiring TVs to be made from hemp and powered by hacky sack generators operated by the unemployed and prison population. The Governator has puffed his share, so he should approve.

    Utopia!

  14. Re:Senate likely to pass treaty on Secret ACTA Treaty May Sport "Internet Enforcement" Procedures After All · · Score: 1

    Why are you trying to fuck America?

    To quote Sir Mix-a-Lot: I like big butts and I can not lie...

  15. Re:First priority. on First Black Hole For Light Created On Earth · · Score: 3, Funny

    Call it cold fusion.
    Say it harnesses zero-point energy.
    Put porn in their research.

  16. Re:Yeah, right. on Michael Dell Says Windows 7 Will Make You Love PCs · · Score: 4, Funny

    [Chris flips Dell a shiny quarter]

    "Here's a quarter boy, go buy yourself a real computer."

  17. Re:"Discovered" magnetic current? on Researchers Discover "Magnetic Current" · · Score: 1

    I'm a zygote, and I predicted this shortly after the big bang.
    I win!

  18. Re:Ron Moore???? on Why Charles Stross Hates Star Trek · · Score: 1

    No, really! Daggets are as fracking cool as Lorne Greene's sideburns!

  19. Uh oh, trolls dead ahead... on Why Charles Stross Hates Star Trek · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cmdr Taco, more apply more tech to the tech!

  20. Re:The have fought and lost on 100 Years of Copyright Hysteria · · Score: 4, Funny

    the professional keeps picking up high school and college chicks until he gets to old to rock out.

    Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

  21. Re:must buy on Marge Simpson Poses For Playboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...call me when Leela does a spread.

    Or some hot Leela on Amy action. Ooh, that's so Wong.

  22. Re:USP? on Italian Scientists Put Robot Spiders In Your Colon · · Score: 1

    I've seen "Runaway."

    A post that ties together Gene Simmons and butt spiders. Awesome!

  23. Re:Ted Dziuba on Ted Dziuba Says, "I Don't Code In My Free Time" · · Score: 1

    READ THE F***ING ARTICLE!

    I would, but I'm too busy doing epic, non-work related things that prove I lead an exceptional life, such as sky diving, dating beautiful women, and playing jazz piano. Or at least I would if I weren't afraid of heights, weird looking, and musically talentless. Oh, well. Back to the computer.

  24. Re:people think "PC == Windows" on Windows Server Trusts Samba4 Active Directory · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Choice" is anathema to Microsoft.

    Steve Jobs to the rescue! You can get your Macbook Pro in any color, as long as it's silver.

  25. Re:Invest on Why AT&T Should Dump the iPhone's Unlimited Data Plan · · Score: 5, Informative

    so at&t adds fake fees and deceptively labels them as government taxes?

    You changed my wording, I said 'government tax' like fee. And yes, they do.

    The exact wording on a bill was "Regulatory Cost Recovery Charge".
    This is in addition to:
    * Federal Universal Service Charge
    * Texas Universal Service Charge

    Keep in mind that these are separate from the actual tax section of the bill and are not counted in the total contract monthly charge, they are added on top of that.

    do you think that might get them in a bit of trouble?

    No it does not.

    sheesh

    Indeed.