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  1. Re:Invest on Why AT&T Should Dump the iPhone's Unlimited Data Plan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...extra money from the new fees rolls in

    That is the cruel truth of how ATT, and most carriers, operate. They won't lower the fees for light users, they will only add fees for heavy users. In fact, they would probably add a new fee to light users called "bandwidth usage monitoring recovery fee" to compensate themselves even more for the capability they already have. This fee will, of course, not be counted in the total fee for the remaining 23 months of a contract, just like they do with all the other bogus fees they try to mislabel as some generic 'government tax' like fee.

    Fee Fi Fo Fum, ATT can kiss my bum.

  2. Keep the Mainframe on US House Decommissions Its Last Mainframe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Decommission the representatives. Then put the mainframe in charge. I'm sure it is much more efficient at processing bribes, though it probably lacks sex scandal capabilities.

  3. Re:Yes, but.... on Patent Claim Could Block Import of Toyota's Hybrid Cars · · Score: 1

    Right now Toyota is selling the Prius in the US about as fast as they can make them. Go talk to a dealer now and see what you have to choose from. Chances are you will need to order from the factory. As for showing up on used lots? Yes, I would expect as time passes and more new units are sold into the US, the numbers on used lots would eventually increase.

  4. Re:Here is the one I want: on Patent Claim Could Block Import of Toyota's Hybrid Cars · · Score: 1

    ...doesn't look ridiculous.

    You say that after linking to an image of the Daimler-Maybach Reitwagen?

  5. Re:Silly patents, tricks are for kids... on Patent Claim Could Block Import of Toyota's Hybrid Cars · · Score: 1, Troll

    So what, they patented the transmission? CV joints? Axles?

    Paice LLC Lawyer: Umm... Sure, why not?

  6. 128 bit C data type? on Microsoft Leaks Details of 128-bit Windows 8 · · Score: 4, Funny

    long long long?
    really long long?

  7. Re:Seriously on Interview With Brian Kernighan of AWK/AMPL Fame · · Score: 1

    Young Slashdotter: "Hi Brian, I my name is..."
    BK: printf("Get off my lawn!\n");

  8. Re:Dark Energy on Universe Has 100x More Entropy Than We Thought · · Score: 1

    the president should select the "Astrophysics Center" and move the "heat death" slider to 0 and the "dark energy" slider to 100.

    I've seen this in the Oval office, it's actually just an Etch-a-Sketch.

  9. Re:Some More Names to Consider on What Belongs In a High School Sci-Fi/Fantasy Lit Class? · · Score: 2, Funny

    L. Ron Hubbard! He wrote some freaky, over the top science fiction called Scientology.

  10. Re:bullshit on Verizon Refuses To Provide Complete IPv6 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nothing you do will guarantee that *every* corporation in the world will do *everything* to your satisfaction, including suing Verizon.

    But if you control a company that can afford the financial resources and distraction from your business to go head to head in an extended legal battle with Verizon, then get to it and report back! I'm genuinely interested to hear the results.

  11. Re:bullshit on Verizon Refuses To Provide Complete IPv6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sick of this excuse. Voting with your dollar works when your dollar is the only dollar.

    It's not an excuse, it's a realization of the grim truth. Reread my post, we agree that it won't change Verizon's actions. It *will* free you individually from the failings of Verizon. That's about as good as it gets these days.

  12. Re:bullshit on Verizon Refuses To Provide Complete IPv6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...they need their asses spanked in court, big time.

    That's some fine internet tough talk, but realistically the best solution open to the common man is to simply vote with your dollars and leave. Verizon is probably happy enough to let a squeaky wheel out of any time contract, if they really are in violation, knowing that the unwashed masses will not notice these kinds of failings.

  13. Re:would not be surprised on Seasonal Flu Shots Double Risk of Getting Swine Flu, Says New Study · · Score: 1

    malilo writes: I'm young, strong, and tough and very very unlikely to die

    [malilo steps outside and is crushed by a truck rushing flu vaccine to a clinic]

  14. Re:Not the first middle east nuke on Report Claims Iran Has Data To Build a Nuclear Bomb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Only the good guys can be trusted.

    Mal: Mercy is the mark of a great man.
    [Mal stabs guy]
    Mal: Guess I'm just a good man.
    [stabs him again]
    Mal: Well, I'm all right.

  15. Re:Spinal Tap references in... on Miniature Stonehenge Discovered In Wiltshire, UK · · Score: 1

    "I prefer not to tread water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry."

    And yet, you still post to Slashdot?

    There once was a girl from Nantucket...

  16. Dell's Own Words on ARM and Dual-Atom Processors in New Portables · · Score: 4, Funny

    "In traditional "thick" mode, users access data through standard Windows..."

    Sounds right to me :-D

  17. Xenograft? on Common Diabetic Drug Fights Cancer Stem Cells · · Score: 2, Funny

    Doctor #1: "Is this going to be a stand-up fight, Sir, or another bug-hunt?"
    Researcher: "A Xenograph may be involved..."
    Doctor #2: "It's a bug hunt."

  18. Re:bra that converts gas masks could be useful on 2009 Ig Nobels Awarded, For Gas-Mask Bras and More · · Score: 1

    "...a problem with flatulence."

    It's not a problem, it's a feature. -- Some Guy

  19. Re:You don't really believe that, do you? on Jack Thompson Sues Facebook For $40M · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Your link and post have a highly biased slant on this issue. Calling another poster ignorant of the subject when making misleading statements yourself is hypocritical.

    Here is a more factual description of those events.

  20. Re:Kids on Wireless Network Modded To See Through Walls · · Score: 3, Funny

    Grampa Simpson: Unsatisfying sex life?
    Homer: N -- yes. But please, don't you say that word!
    Grampa Simpson: What, seeex? What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex? I had seeeeex.

  21. Re:Embedded x86? on Nvidia Discloses Details On Next-Gen Fermi GPU · · Score: 1

    Your proposal sounds similar to the IBM/Sony cell architecture: one general purpose processor core with a collection of math crunching cores. The enhanced double precision FP in this latest Nvidia chip also maps the progression of cell with the PowerXCell 8i over the original cell processor.

  22. Re:Driving is risky on Federal Summit Eyes Crackdown On Texting While Driving · · Score: 1

    "I'm sick of seeing elderly folk driving 15-25mph under the limit on the interstates."

    You aren't the only one.

  23. Re:Driving is risky on Federal Summit Eyes Crackdown On Texting While Driving · · Score: 1

    "why not it a re-test every 7 years after age 55?"

    Because a large percentage of old people are cranky and vote.

  24. Re:Its just stupid on Federal Summit Eyes Crackdown On Texting While Driving · · Score: 1

    "They should also ban passengers in cars..."

    Overkill. Just require passengers to wear ball gags.

  25. Re:Pundits Hate Tux the Linux Penguin, Too on Mainstream Press "Cringes" At Win7 Launch Parties · · Score: 1

    "*I* hate Tux the Penguin."

    What about a drunken, foul mouthed penguin with a stubbly beard and bad eye?
    Penguin Jack promotes Linux: Feck! Arse! Drink!