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Why Charles Stross Hates Star Trek

daria42 writes "British sci-fi author Charles Stross has confessed that he has long hated the Star Trek franchise for its relegation of technology as irrelevant to plot and character development — and the same goes for similar shows such as Babylon Five. The problem, according to Stross, is that as Battlestar Galactica creator Ron Moore has described in a recent speech, the writers of Star Trek would simply 'insert' technology or science into the script whenever needed, without any real regard to its significance; 'then they'd have consultants fill in the appropriate words (aka technobabble) later.'"

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  1. Scalzi on Stross on ST by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think Scalzi was spot on in addressing this. I thought his second point was the best containing a couple great quotes - "At this point in my life (and, really, for the last quarter century at least), I simply make the assumption that film and television science fiction is going to hump the bunk on the 'plausible extrapolation' aspect of their science, and factor that in before I start watching." and "But, yes, when you admit that Star Trek has as much to do with plausibly extrapolated science as The A-Team has to do with a realistic look at the lives of military veterans, life gets easier. "

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    1. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whachu talkin' 'bout, fool?

    2. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No point letting the truth get in the way of a good story....

    3. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      So essentially, he should repeat to himself "It's just a show, I should really just relax"?

    4. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by stoolpigeon · · Score: 4, Funny

      What the A-Team taught me was that all it takes to build an impregnable armored vehicle is a few empty 50 gallon drums. We'd have this Afghanistan thing wrapped up tomorrow if they could just ship a bunch of vans, empty 50 gal. drums and a welding torch or two over there.

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    5. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To distill his point into two words "NERD RAGE!!!!"

    6. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      "But, yes, when you admit that Star Trek has as much to do with plausibly extrapolated science as The A-Team has to do with a realistic look at the lives of military veterans, life gets easier. "

      One of the things that made the biggest impression on me from the last Star Trek movie was that what once was futuristic devices are now things that we are told to turn off before the movie starts: Watching Mama Kirk talk to Papa Kirk over a commu^H^H^H^H^Hcell phone.

      The other thing was how stupid the Red Matter McGuffin was: "So Spock is flying around in a ship that can make black holes of any star when...".

      Therefore, I think that guy you quoted was 50% correct, and 50% dumb.

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    7. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So essentially, he should repeat to himself "It's just a show, I should really just relax"?

      I think the point was "It's a TV show about something besides the daily life of being a writer for a TV show: odds are it's going to get nearly everything wrong, it's nothing specific to science." Look at CSI: anything. The science AND the justice system in that show only vaguely resemble real forensic science or our real justice system. Or how our cops actually look or act for that matter.

      To get even more ridiculous, look at MTV's "real world" and tell me that anything in the actual real world (outside of wherever they're filming) shares anything in common with it.

      Anyway, of course the science is going to be an absurd prop in star trek. That said, star trek did often take even bigger liberties with reality than most other shows. I occasionally watched episodes of various star trek series until I saw on Voyager an episode where a virus takes up Klingon growth hormones and suddenly the things are the size of flies flying around, infecting all species with stingers. That oddly was a line too far.

    8. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Applekid · · Score: 1

      Anyway, of course the science is going to be an absurd prop in star trek. That said, star trek did often take even bigger liberties with reality than most other shows. I occasionally watched episodes of various star trek series until I saw on Voyager an episode where a virus takes up Klingon growth hormones and suddenly the things are the size of flies flying around, infecting all species with stingers. That oddly was a line too far.

      My contention is that, since Star Trek is in The Future (tm), if it got the science 100% right, then we too would already be in The Future (tm).

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    9. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Fuck that. I want to know how they eat and breathe, dammit!

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    10. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by wiremind · · Score: 1

      Yeah, star trek is all sociology, not technology.

      Their complete lack of technological usage and development frustrated me until i realized this.

    11. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The "red matter" schmaltz was the absolute worst part of what wasn't all that bad a film. Couldn't they have come up with something better than that? In a movie that was trying explicitely to move away from the way Trek had been treated since ST:TNG, it went an invoked the absolute worst aspects of the later TV series and movies. As technobabble BS goes, "red matter" may actually have been the very worst.

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    12. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem isn't the weakness of the science, actually. It's the weakness of the sociology! It's inconceivable to me that a creation like the transporter wouldn't radically transform human culture and society into something unrecognizable. There are technologies of bio-technological intervention that get trotted out regularly, yet we still are told that people would be quite satisfied with a 100-year life span, more or less. I won't even mention time-travel.

      An interesting speculation about an improbable or even impossible technology is more compelling to me than cliches and failures of conjecture wrapped around sound technologies.

    13. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by WarlockD · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Teleporters are mass murder devices:P

      http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00023.html Been liking this guys take on it:P

    14. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      La la la!

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    15. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by dov_0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The thing is that popular TV is not designed to make you think. It is designed to entertain the masses who generally just want a bit of light bubbly stuff with some flesh and a bit of drama/action. That's why a great film like Bladerunner never really made it at the box office. It actually makes you think.

      In the book world it's the same. Ask the general public if they've ever heard of Arthur C Clarke, Isaac Asimov, Fred and Geoffrey Hoyle or Ray Bradbury. Outside of Sci-Fi, ask them about Rudyard Kipling or even Fyodor Dostoyevsky. Negative again. Dan Brown? Yeah they know him. Badly researched badly written brainless rubbish, but he sells books in the millions. That is the way of the world.

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    16. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Duct tape...you're forgetting Duct tape.

    17. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the key element is the theme song.

    18. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by AP31R0N · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Star Trek wasn't really about science, imo, so much as about society. Most episodes were about taking some modern social issue and turning it on its head to illustrate a point.

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    19. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by skine · · Score: 5, Interesting

      To distill his point into two words "NERD RAGE!!!!"

      He says that he doesn't like Star Trek, and gives reasons why.

      Star Trek fans interpret his words as a hostile attack on their beloved icon, no matter what his intent.

      Similarly:

      Someone claims they don't like Christianity and gives examples of why.

      Christians (especially fanatics) interpret his words as a hostile attack on their beloved icon, no matter what his intent.

    20. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Look at CSI: anything. The science AND the justice system in that show only vaguely resemble real forensic science or our real justice system.

      So what you are saying is, in the real world CSI divisions, the head of the division doesn't put on the sunglasses mid-sentence and then walk off camera after delivering a killer one-liner? Lies!

    21. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Per+Wigren · · Score: 2

      "But, yes, when you admit that Star Trek has as much to do with plausibly extrapolated science as The A-Team has to do with a realistic look at the lives of military veterans, life gets easier. "

      Relevant YouTube video.

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    22. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      No, he should just reverse the polarity of the neutron flux. That always fixes things.

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    23. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Fozzyuw · · Score: 2, Informative

      Huh, I don't remember that episode. I do remember the Voyager one where Paris and Janeway get it on as some sort of ultra-evolved alligator but can be miraculously returned to normal by the doctor. Something about reaching Warp 10... or did theirs go to 11?

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    24. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by DoktorPox · · Score: 1

      Pretentious author takes self, other works too seriously. More news at 11.

    25. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and Mr T.

    26. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by vlm · · Score: 1

      My contention is that, since Star Trek is in The Future (tm), if it got the science 100% right, then we too would already be in The Future (tm).

      Big difference between predicting and accomplishing.

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    27. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by IntlHarvester · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Come on, if it were TNG-style technobabble, it would have been called "red tachyon transflux material" and had a five minute long exposition of how it was produced. I won't defend the plot point, but it's clear by picking a 'dumb' name they were explicitly avoiding that sort of thing.

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    28. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Monkk · · Score: 1

      Oh! I recently (this year) started reading Scalzi's Old Man's War books, and have thoroughly enjoyed them. I wasn't aware he is also a consultant on SG: Universe. Unfortunately I haven't been able to fully engage in any of the SG series. (Even when the Farscape folks crossed over.) But this might be the tipping point. I'll definitely have to check it out. :)

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    29. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I liked that Voyager episode. But then again, the Doctor was pretty much the only character on the show who could act.

    30. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Hitman_Frost · · Score: 1

      With apparently no psychological aftermath, and not even the loss of memory or nerve damage.

      How ludicrous!

    31. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by plover · · Score: 1

      I was going to post a note here defending the sanity of the Star Trek fans, and claiming that at least the fans are not reading to each other from the Book of P'targh*, speaking in tongues, or believing that Kirk died saving the world.

      Then I realized what I was writing.

      * I made this word up because I thought it looked like Klingon. I'm sure a Klingon Grammar Nazi will attempt to leap through their monitor to kill me for some offense as a result. I look forward to seeing the CNN Headline news story tomorrow: "Nerd breaks nose in mother's basement attempting to leap through his monitor."

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    32. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Stormwatch · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, the head of the division...

      *puts on sunglasses*

      ...delivered a KILLER one-liner.

      *sound effect: YEEAAAAH*

    33. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Ha, yes, I do remember that. That was probably the first of a one two punch that made me never watch star trek again. I don't even want to think of the explanation as to how warp 11 caused them to evolve faster. But I do remember them losing vestigial organs like their toungues, ears and hair. Because "that's what happens in evolution" or something like that. I also remember the doctor fixed them in the last 2 minutes.

      Terrible show.

    34. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Star Trek wasn't really about science, imo, so much as about society. Most episodes were about taking some modern social issue and turning it on its head to illustrate a point.

      Star Trek did a good job on a few modern issues but the society portrayed in Star Trek is really hard to swallow. No greed, no economy, no (or few, depending on which show/episode you watch) enlisted personnel, etc, etc. I rather liked when Eddington ripped the Federation apart: "I know you. I was like you once, but then I opened my eyes. Open your eyes, Captain. Why is the Federation so obsessed about the Maquis? We've never harmed you. And yet we're constantly arrested and charged with terrorism. Starships chase us through the Badlands, and our supporters are harassed and ridiculed. Why? Because we've left the Federation, and that's the one thing you can't accept. Nobody leaves paradise. Everyone should want to be in the Federation. Hell, you even want the Cardassians to join. You're only sending them replicators so that one day they can take their rightful place on the Federation Council. You know, in some ways you're worse than the Borg. At least they tell you about their plans for assimilation. You're more insidious... you assimilate people and they don't even know it. "

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    35. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by oakgrove · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exactly, also there are a lot of extremely compelling extrapolations of present technology that don't show up in most big budget pop sci-fi. Take for example the inevitable intimate merger of biology and technology. When the technology becomes available to broaden your intellectual and emotional horizons to the point that today's most celebrated geniuses are mere children in comparison, you'd better believe that people are going to go for it and the sociological changes will be utterly profound. And any sci-fi universe set more than a century hence that doesn't take this into consideration had better present a damn good reason why not.

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    36. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      The "red matter" would appear to be a common trope used by Abrams throughout his career (per wikipedia, cross-referencing Trek with Alias). This might even be compared with the doves in John Woo films.

    37. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Are you just now discovering this divide between high and low culture? Are you really trying to claim that entertainment for entertainment's sake is a new thing (or that TV as a medium is somehow different from others)?

      I'm honestly confused as to what your point is.

    38. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, Jesus. That was actually an episode? I remembered that story, but attributed it acute food poisoning and hallucinations.

    39. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      When you finish with the Old Man's War stuff I highly recommend Android's Dream. I really liked all the Old Man's War books but Android's Dream is my favorite Scalzi book so far.

      And one of his earlier books - Agent to the Stars is available to read on-line. You can get to it from his blog at Whatever. It's very good and at times very moving.

      I'm a big, big fan so I guess you should take all that with a grain of salt -- but I think the bottom line is that the guy can really write well.

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    40. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by ciderVisor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As Scott Adams says; "The Holodeck will be mankind's last great invention". I'll leave it as an exercise to the reader to work out why we'd never ever want to leave.

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    41. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by SleazyRidr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That is what is missing from so much science fiction. The really great science fiction isn't just about gadgets and aliens, it's about how humans and human culture will adapt to the new landscape. We've been doing it for thousands of years, and we'll just keep on doing it! So many people miss that, and I'm glad I'm not the only one that doesn't.

    42. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The "red matter" schmaltz was the absolute worst part of what wasn't all that bad a film.

      You thought that was the worst part? I thought the worst part was the cliched "Give us the secret defense codes that render Earth completely helpless" subplot after Pike gets captured. I would have stood up and cheered if he had spit in Nero's face and said something along the lines of "Do you really think Starfleet is stupid enough to entrust that sort of information to a mere Captain?"

      Just consider the idea of capturing a O-6 from the US Military. Do you really think he has information on the arming codes for all our nuclear weapons? The disposition of all forces deployed to defend CONUS? Not very likely.

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    43. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Da+Cheez · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Written from the perspective of someone living several millenia ago about a sci-fi show depicting the modern world:

      "The problem isn't the weakness of the science, actually. It's the weakness of the sociology! It's inconceivable to me that a creation like the automobile wouldn't radically transform human culture and society into something unrecognizable. There are technologies of great medical intervention that get trotted out regularly, yet we still are told that people would be quite satisfied with a 70-year life span, more or less. I won't even mention computers."

      I wonder if we can really call the sociology weak. It's true that they have great technological advances, but would that really change human nature that much? I leave it to the reader to figure out for themselves whether or not there have actually been major sociological changes over the past few thousand years that were driven solely by technological advancement. And since Star Trek is only a few hundred years in the future, compare today's society with that of the 18th century. Are the changes really that pronounced? Would today's human culture be unrecognizable to someone living in 1709?

      The more technology advances, the more people stay the same.

    44. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by DoninIN · · Score: 1

      More likely he'll be electrocuted in his basement shower while trying to transport to your IP address and kill you with his... Uhm.. whatever those double ended ridiculous knife things are called. (Sorry Klingon lovers, I'm sure it's the all time superior weapon, like a Katana with cruise control or something)

    45. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, I think your thought exercise makes my point more clearly than you know. The automobile has radically transformed human culture - transportation technologies are partially to blame for the erosion of extended families, for the dominance of the nuclear family, for the distinctive separation between living places and work places, etc. The entire landscape in America has been transformed by the car and the road.

      If you look at how people used to respond to disease before contemporary medicine, and even to mortality itself - how the family has been profoundly transformed by the rarity of death-in-childbirth, that's also a profound change.

      That is why good historical narratives are almost like science-fiction in reverse.

    46. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you talkin' 'bout, fool?

    47. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      oh great!

      Ruining a movie just for his trademark-ego-trip.

      I'm glad hitchcock had a more modesttrademark.

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    48. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Specifically it would turn society that is deathly afraid of anything to do with transporters. There'd be thousands of cases of people with a phobia of the very word.

    49. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by eric-x · · Score: 1

      Exactly! Mod parent up. I was going to say something along the same lines.

      TV is not cheap so it must be attractive to a broad audience and episodes are produced in merely a week or two. It's insane to expect a tv serie to be seriously interesting.

      Also, he should improve his own writing before talking down other people's stuff because I don't find his books that much interesting when compared to, for example, John C. Wright or Alastair Reynolds. (but that may be just my taste for action talking here)

    50. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ob. Futurama reference:

      And so, the Trek fans were killed in the manner most befitting virgins.

      [Guy on mountain throws a Trek fan into a volcano.]

      He's dead, Jim.

      [Repeat]

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    51. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      What the A-Team taught me was that all it takes to build an impregnable armored vehicle is a few empty 50 gallon drums. We'd have this Afghanistan thing wrapped up tomorrow if...

      Still no match for MacGyver with chewing gum and a paper-clip, or The Professor with a coconut and Ginger's girdle.
         

    52. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by OakDragon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, Jesus. That was actually an episode? I remembered that story, but attributed it acute food poisoning and hallucinations.

      Feel the agony...

      SUMMARY: Tom Paris, navigator of the starship Voyager, discovers a way to travel at warp 10. Which, until now, was apparently a "theoretical impossibility", and means the same thing as achieving "infinite velocity". His test flight is a raging success, except for the part where he mutates and his body can no longer process oxygen or water, and his head expands to twice its normal size and various body parts fall off. The holographic Doctor races to find a cure, but not before Paris kidnaps Captain Janeway, subjects her to a warp 10 shuttle flight, and causes them both to mutate into... no, no, it's just too stupid. You'll never believe me if I just blurt it out like this. Read the whole recap, and just maybe you'll believe an ending this idiotic was actually scripted and filmed.

    53. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      What the A-Team taught me was that all it takes to build an impregnable armored vehicle is a few empty 50 gallon drums. We'd have this Afghanistan thing wrapped up tomorrow if they could just ship a bunch of vans, empty 50 gal. drums and a welding torch or two over there.

      And burn notice taught me that phone books work great in a pinch.

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    54. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And the Internet has dramatically changed the way we interact with the people in our lives. Twenty years ago, if you moved thousands of miles from home, you would see those folks at your 20 year class reunion. Now, I'm talking with folks I haven't seen in over a decade on Facebook like I saw them yesterday. It has changed the dynamics of human relationships in ways that are rather profound.

      However, you could also argue that human nature hasn't really changed at all at a fundamental level. We still care about our friends and families, still depend on the acceptance of others for some portion of our self esteem, etc. What has dramatically changed is the scale of interaction, the ease of interaction, and to some extent, the degree to which we take that interaction for granted. That's why some of the best science fiction is post-apocalyptic, showing how people get along after their technology has failed them.

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    55. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I really think Star Trek took it much, much farther than most shows.

      On Babylon Five, it got convenient to have artificial gravity, but they did show spin based pseudo-gravity quite a bit, the station itself always ran on it, and they had an explanation of why the advanced aliens shared the AG tech big enough for the change over to make sense when Sheridan's bunch started flying Whitestars.

      On original series Star Trek, there's at least Four different ways to travel in time! In only three seasons! Before you get to the episodes where everyone is dressed like a Nazi, an Armageddon survivor, or a Gangster! Two of those ways are invented by cultures which evidently couldn't leave their home planets yet!

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    56. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, the thing is, "human nature" gets redefined as whatever *hasn't* changed. It's a moving target. Slavery used to be considered part of "human nature." So was hunting and gathering. Egalitarian societies were also thought of as "human nature" by the people who lived in them (and the people who idealized them) - but then social hierarchies are called "human nature" by people who haven't experienced anything but. Violence is often described as part of "human nature," yet many people in many times have lived lives without violence.

    57. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by prockcore · · Score: 1

      Judging from the responses you got.. I'm guessing that Star Trek and MST3K has no crossover audience what-so-ever.

    58. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Monkk · · Score: 1

      I actually just finished Android's Dream! I really enjoyed that book, though I went in to it thinking it was part of the Old Man's War books, so was a bit confused initially. The ending was spot on, though. :)

      I'm currently reading Zoe's Tale. Not as strong of a start as Android's Dream but still seems promising to me. Once I'm done with this, and David Weber's By Heresies Distressed, I'll be sure to check out Agent to the Stars.

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    59. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by trapnest · · Score: 1, Informative

      bat'leth

    60. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      sorry dude, good katanas already come with cruise control.

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    61. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by kheldan · · Score: 1

      "Science Fiction" written the way it ought to be written would end up on the Discovery Channel, The Learning Channel, or maybe the History Channel, and it would practically be a documentary. The average person wouldn't be able to get through even five minutes of it before they'd go find something else to watch.

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    62. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Butlerian Jihad, anybody?

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    63. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      I think the point was "It's a TV show about something besides the daily life of being a writer for a TV show: odds are it's going to get nearly everything wrong, it's nothing specific to science."

      I think this makes a mistake in being based in the premise that the source of divergence from reality is the writers' ignorance rather than their desire to create a particular kind of art. Shows about the daily life of being a writer for a TV show would be (or, rather, are -- such shows actually exist) probably just as detached from the reality as any other show would be, because what most TV writers are trying to do is write something that presents a compelling story accessible to a broad audience with the particular trappings that relate to the notional theme or genre of the series, not to present a realistic exploration of that theme.

    64. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by oakgrove · · Score: 1

      I still re-read the original Dune novels on a regular basis. Herbert was peerless.

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    65. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Funny

      The door knob's too slippery?

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    66. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by misexistentialist · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Actually, US soldiers spent the first few years in Iraq recreating A-team vehicles for the amusement of Rumsfeld. It was far more entertaining than the TV show because they died when their designs failed.

    67. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Seanasy · · Score: 1

      You bastard. Now I have to go watch another MST3K on Netflix (no plug intended). I was rationing them.

    68. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      No matter how you say it, it is an attack on the Star Trek franchise. He is dismissing the human element of the story in the same way that he claims Trek dismisses the technology element. I don't consider myself a Trekkie but I liked all of them to some extent (ok, except for DS9 anyway). Regardless of our current 'technology' level, the stories work, even the old ones are still relevant to some degree, even 40 years later, simply because human nature doesn't change that much, although technology has changed drastically in the last 40 years. What I find really odd is that life turned around and mimicked art. Many of the 'tech' toys in Star Trek turned into reality. Things like cell phones and PDA's, hand scanners, and nanorobotics, and now they are mathematically exploring things like warp bubbles, worm holes, and transportation at a subatomic level.

      I'll grant that much of the 'technobabble' in Trek is just that, inserted to make a scene sound sufficiently 'interesting' and 'techie' but even I have to admit that many times the babble actually makes sense, at least in theory. Is it still irrelevant if it actually drives theorists and science to actually produce them in the real world?

    69. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Owlyn · · Score: 1

      No, he should just reverse the polarity of the neutron flux. That always fixes things.

      Always worked for me.

    70. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      I think the point was "It's a TV show about something besides the daily life of being a writer for a TV show: odds are it's going to get nearly everything wrong, it's nothing specific to science." Look at CSI: anything. The science AND the justice system in that show only vaguely resemble real forensic science or our real justice system. Or how our cops actually look or act for that matter.

      Going through EMT training recently proved the perfect example of that for me with NBC's horrific offering, "Trauma". From gratuituous over-use of helicopter airlift, even in downtown San Francisco, to breaches of protocol so gross half of the cast would have been fired in the first episode, if not subject to criminal prosecution (paramedic jumps out of helicopter, walks up to agitated patient, and gives him a shot of midazolam for rapid sedation with not so much as a cursory inspection, another medic 'retriaging' a cute patient with a broken arm so she can be airlifted ahead of real patients..), sex in the back of the ambulance (ew, just ew, can you say Petri dish?), and of course my all time pet peeve with medical shows:

      You don't shock an asystole rhythm! All those flat-line ECGs you see, paddles, CLEAR, shock, "he's back!" - it doesn't happen!

      Hmmm, maybe I could use some midazolam myself...

    71. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the guy is extremely short-sighted. Not all sci-fi is about technology and its effect on humanity; much (most?) of it is about how humans behave in different situations, and by using sci-fi instead of trying to fit the story into a historical setting or the present day, the writer gets an easy way to create his own world that's however he designs it, while still being plausible (unlike pure fantasy works with dragons and knights and swords and magic and such, which is also rather limiting). Writers of this "soft" sci-fi aren't trying to be exact about technology, and some of it, like B5 (which is all about a bunch of people running around in a space station), has very little to do with technology. For most sci-fi, the tech is just a plot device, and this guy seems honestly rather dumb to not recognize this.

      There is good sci-fi that does explore the effects of new technologies, such as Arthur C. Clarke's "Light of Other Worlds" which describes how society is transformed when someone invents a machine that allows people to look into any point in the past, and suddenly people figure out who really killed Kennedy, that their religion is a sham, etc. That can make a very interesting story, but I never heard of Mr. Clarke putting down other genres of sci-fi because they didn't focus on tech enough.

      Maybe the difference is that Arthur C. Clarke had no trouble selling tons of books with his hard sci-fi stories, so he never felt like he needed to trash popular "soft" sci-fi, and this guy, whatever his name is, is such a crappy writer that he has no sales and feels like he needs to attack someone.

    72. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone claims they don't like Atheism and gives examples of why.

      Fanatics interpret his or her words as a hostile attack on their beloved icon, no matter what his or her intent.

      There, fixed that for you. Seriously though, you could drop in any religion-or any overly-idealistic group, such as fundamental atheists*, and get the same impact.

      *A loud, obnoxious subset of atheists dedicated to being bigger pricks than fundamental evangelicals. I salute their courage though, it's hard to beat fundies at that game.

    73. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by IorDMUX · · Score: 1

      It's inconceivable to me that a creation like the transporter wouldn't radically transform human culture and society into something unrecognizable.

      Agreed.

      If you are interested, check out Larry Niven's A Hole In Space for his look at how the transporter might really change the world (from a late-60's/early 70's perspective, of course).

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    74. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      By book 6 things had gotten a bit out there, but one of the great things him was he had a pretty solid progression of "If you can do this, then you can probably do this" on down the line. Span that across thousands and thousands of years and you get all kinds of craziness it was cool.

      Easilly my favorite books of all time. Brian's prequels were not bad either, they just didn't provoke the imagination quite as much as his father's books did, in my opinion.

      Speaking of which, there has been a lot released since I read the last of the Jihad series, I may have to hit up the bookstore soon.

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    75. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by awshidahak · · Score: 1

      So that we all don't end up being as socially backward as Barclay.

    76. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      That has to be the worst show on television. What dumbshit in the Miami PD is letting the goddamn forensics lead run all their investigations? Why the hell is forensics interviewing suspects? Why are they arresting the bad guys? That isn't their job, and in the "real world" I imagine any case where that happened would be laughed out of court.

      I've never had a negative opinion of the actor portraying a character, but there is no way you can play a pompous, self-rightous ass that well without actually being one in real life.

      And I was able to suspend disbelief enough to quite thoroughly enjoy the original CSI, which shared a few of CSI: Miami's flaws to a lesser degree. Man, just thinking about how much I hate CSI: Miami gets me worked up, lol.

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    77. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by plover · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      bat'leth

      Sproing!

      And the nerd trap works! I knew *someone* was going to quote some Klingon word in response to all the slander.

      For your troubles, I'll punch an extra hole in your geek card. I'm sure it'll heal your wounds quicker that way.

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      John
    78. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by luder · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Oh, porn would be so awesome with that!

    79. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't the weakness of the science, actually. It's the weakness of the sociology! It's inconceivable to me that a creation like the transporter wouldn't radically transform human culture and society into something unrecognizable.

      There was actually a Star Trek book about a planet where everyone traveled around the planet instantly by transporter. It does raise the question of why they don't use the transporters this much elsewhere in ST, since they obviously have the technology. Obviously, you probably wouldn't do it on the ship (they can say it's too dangerous, uses too much energy, etc.), but every time they visit a sufficiently advanced planet it seems like people should be transporting everywhere.

      yet we still are told that people would be quite satisfied with a 100-year life span, more or less.

      Yep, ST definitely missed some things they could have explored. They have great medical technology, but people still die at the same age? It seems like they would have figured out how to extend our lifespan by then.

      I won't even mention time-travel.

      Actually, that was something they did a little too often in ST. Time-travel is a little too complex if you ask me, and introduces all kinds of questions about chicken-and-egg, altering the future, paradoxes, etc. Time travel can make a very good movie when it's the central plot device of the movie (like in 12 Monkeys), but for a weekly TV show I think they should stay away from it. Imagine if BSG had tried to throw in several episodes of time travel; it would have turned into a mess.

      An interesting speculation about an improbable or even impossible technology is more compelling to me than cliches and failures of conjecture wrapped around sound technologies.

      The other problem is that conjecture about near-term advances are usually flat-out wrong, and become apparently so very soon, making the story dated very quickly. By focusing on things that are very far away (like warp drive), you don't have that problem. One big problem with a lot of sci-fi stories is that they never predict the Internet, and show people on Earth in the future still reading newspapers or watching TV, or otherwise getting all their communications from media outlets rather than having a communications medium where everyone has an equal voice as we have now. But you never see anyone complain that Star Trek missed that, because it's irrelevant to the story lines there.

    80. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Eil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think ignoring the technology in movies and shows like Star Trek altogether is a good idea. The fact is that a lot of the technology in Star Trek was plausibly extrapolated. When TOS (or even TNG) was written, people could only dream of personal communicators, computing devices that automagically talked to each other, or a high-speed data network that spanned an entire planet. To a nerd, imagining that those things could exist, and that they might exist in his/her lifetime, that's a pretty moving idea.

      But the technology *has* to be mostly separate from the plot. If you try to wrap the story too much around the technology, you A) have to go through the tedious process of explaining it to the audience and B) lose all of your mainstream viewers. Think about what would happen if you tried to write a sit-com around a snippet of C++ code. That's pretty much how it would turn out. In Sci-Fi, the fiction has to come before the science, otherwise it stops being a genre of entertainment and more like a genre of documentation. Even Gene Roddenberry didn't beat around the bush about his vision of Star Trek: he saw it as a western in space. His train just used a warp drive instead of a steam engine.

      If you want entertainment, drama, and a smidge or two of comedy, watch Star Trek.

      If you want science, read a journal.

      Complaining that contemporary sci-fi is either too technical or too little is just a waste of time.

    81. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, the reason why it's hard to write a screenplay about this is that it's hard to write roles for smart people in general, especially by Hollywood screenwriters. Tell me, when was the last time a character that was supposed to be smart talk like a genuinely smart person in a movie? (Seriously, reply with tips; I'll watch all the movies that have a chance at succeeding in this, I promise.) I work at a university and I've met genuine geniuses, and you can tell when you talk to them how smart they are. Hollywood pretends that geniuses talk like Hollywood genius-stereotypes, whose "great (onscreen) epiphanies" are ideas that ordinary geeks watching the movie had thought of fifteen minutes before. I honestly don't want to see Hollywood handling supra-intelligent people, because they'll butcher it so horribly. So I say that this sort of story is better left unfilmed.

      I should also add that I think you're exactly right about not only transporter technology, but basically the utopian end of material need on which Star Trek is premised. In a society like that, are people really going to be enlisting for the space navy, to spend a career wiping the asses of their "commanding officers" and drinking synthohol in the lamest bar in the galaxy? If so, those people would be nothing like you and me.

    82. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by fotbr · · Score: 1

      Hell, the O-6 probably doesn't have much in the way of details of his/her own command's deployments. Sure, he/she can ask and have a half dozen O-4s and O-5s pop up with the answers, but knowing all the individual details is a bit below his/her level. They're not quite to "big picture" status, but they're not exactly down in the foxholes either.

    83. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      God created Dune movies to test the faithful.

    84. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>No matter how you say it, it is an attack on the Star Trek franchise. He is dismissing the human element of the story in the same way that he claims Trek dismisses the technology element. I don't consider myself a Trekkie but I liked all of them to some extent (ok, except for DS9 anyway)
      >>>

      Hold on. You didn't like DS9? It was the most-intelligent of the Treks with a continuing storyline, and lots of commentary on contemporary politics (read: occupation of Iraq during the 90s), as well as religion's role in a technological society, and philosophy in general. It didn't quite measure-up to Babylon 5 or the New Galactica, but it was darn close. DS9 is the only Trek I own in its entirety from season 1 through 7.

      OK.

      Back to point: I like Star Trek and other shows, but I've come to realize these are FANTASY shows not Science-based shows. They are essentially using magic just like Harry Potter uses magic, but instead of waving a wand, Geordi LaForge waves a tricorder. There's no real difference... none that matters anyways.

      Contrast that with the movie "Gattaca" which postulated a modern society like ours but with one change - Designer Babies - and how that would affect our near-future. This is not fantasy, but based upon actual science. The only thing that has stopped Gattaca from becoming reality is a legal ban.

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    85. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      The thing is that popular TV is not designed to make you think. It is designed to entertain the masses who generally just want a bit of light bubbly stuff with some flesh and a bit of drama/action.

      Go further, popular TV is designed to make money. The ammount of money that can be made by advertising is inversely proportional to the ammount of thinking the actual program inspires. If you can actually make the viewer stupider by the end of the show you're on to a winner. This is what Fringe seems to be doing.

      And what most people actually want from their TV experience is much like eating preference, what we like and want is really based on what our palate is conditioned to liking, ie. 'comfort food'.

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    86. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure what your point was, but every author you listed, aside from perhaps Hoyle, sold books in the millions. Hell, half of them are required reading in the average American high school.

    87. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by plover · · Score: 1

      Star Trek wasn't really about science, imo, so much as about society. Most episodes were about taking some modern social issue and turning it on its head to illustrate a point.

      It had to be. New fictional science gadgets are interesting exactly once, but have no staying power without the social aspects. "Oh, look, a machine that predicts the future, but it requires three humans be genetically engineered to devote their lives to it forever." So now you've got a useful and creepy machine, but unless you explore what people do with it, how people deal with the tragedy of its creation, etc., it's a pretty boring story after the expose. Star Trek was a story of humanity, not of bits of technogadgetry.

      Anybody remember the "glory pass" of the Enterprise at the start of the first Star Trek feature film? It's a perfect example of why Scalzi is full of it. They flew past the Enterprise in a shuttle taking several minutes to pan by the ship, pointing out each feature in grotesque detail. Someone like Scalzi would have been taking notes, counting rivet heads and portholes, measuring the frequency of the blinking lights, pondering if the blinking lights would be visible at warp speeds, etc. The rest of us thought the scene was boring as hell. "Yeah, it's the ship, how nice, now get to the interesting parts!"

      Sure, we meant "show us more Persis Khambatta!" But that's social, right?

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    88. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>I think the guy is extremely short-sighted. Not all sci-fi is about technology and its effect on humanity; much (most?) of it is about how humans behave in different situations,
      >>>

      Isn't that just FANTASY rather than science-based fiction? Heck by your reckoning Harry Potter and Buffy are science fiction (human beings in different situations). I think pretty much everything we view or read is Fantasy, and very little of it qualifies as science-based stories. Star Wars for example - clearly a fantasy - magic and all.

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    89. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Arthur C. Clarke's "Light of Other Worlds" which describes how society is transformed when someone invents a machine that allows people to look into any point in the past, and suddenly people figure out who really killed Kennedy, that their religion is a sham, etc.
      >>>

      Sounds like he plagiarized Isaac Asimov's short story "The Dead Past"? In Asimov's story you could use the machine to see the "past" from just one second ago, which is practically the same as being able to see the present, and thus being able to spy upon everyone. No more privacy.

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    90. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by katpurz · · Score: 0

      All Christians are Star Trek fans? Or vice versa?

    91. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Draek · · Score: 1

      If somebody interprets any disliking of their beloved icon as a hostile attack, regardless of intent, I'm pretty sure he falls under the definition of "fanatic".

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    92. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Interesting

      >>>if it got the science 100% right, then we too would already be in The Future (tm).

      Um yeah..... except even though we may not know the future, we still know there are certain things that are simply impossible. Giant viruses can't exist because the sheer weight of their internal liquid would make them either collapse flat to the ground, or burst open like a water balloon. Same applies to those movies which show ants scaled to the size of a house - they would suffocate (no lungs to circulate the air internally). In another example Babylon 5 described Jupiter's temperature as about -400 degrees Celsius. Too bad that's impossible since it's below absolute zero (-273 celsius).

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    93. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just as you cannot spend all day watching porn on the internet, and you can't spend all day having holosex.

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    94. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Draek · · Score: 1, Troll

      and by using sci-fi instead of trying to fit the story into a historical setting or the present day, the writer gets an easy way to create his own world that's however he designs it, while still being plausible (unlike pure fantasy works with dragons and knights and swords and magic and such, which is also rather limiting)

      If you think fantasy is about "dragons and knights and swords and magic and such", you don't have any business criticizing him. In fact, fantasy is such a huge, diverse genre of literature many have called for the "soft" sci-fi you describe to be considered a sub-genre of it rather than of sci-fi proper, providing very compelling arguments for doing so.

      Maybe the difference is that Arthur C. Clarke had no trouble selling tons of books with his hard sci-fi stories, so he never felt like he needed to trash popular "soft" sci-fi, and this guy, whatever his name is, is such a crappy writer that he has no sales and feels like he needs to attack someone.

      If you don't know who Charles Stross is, you *certainly* do not have any business talking about sci-fi. He may not be Asimov but he's *far* from an unknown writer either, do some research.

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    95. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by oakgrove · · Score: 1

      I've met genuine geniuses, and you can tell when you talk to them how smart they are.

      You mean the kind of people that casually say things that just melt your face with sheer intellect to the point of stopping you in your tracks and the only reply you can muster is a weak "I never thought about it like that."? No, never met anyone like that in my life:)

      No, seriously, I don't expect hollywood to be able to handle characters like that competently much less an entire civilization of that times ten. But come on, at least they can attempt not to insult me. Take the recent Bruce Willis movie. of course I went and saw it. and maybe I just missed the point but, how do they expect me to swallow taking a technology that would take decades to perfect at our current rate of development and dropping it into the middle of 2009 and people just carrying on as before only now with robot bodies. The whole premise was just ridiculous and it couldn't have been handled more clumsily. Seriously, what is this, Harry Potter in New York? My apologies to anyone who hasn't seen it yet so I won't say anymore. I'll leave it alone but I just wish a little more thought would go into these things

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    96. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Isn't that just FANTASY rather than science-based fiction?

      Nope. Like it or not, psychology and anthropology are sciences. As are political science and economics.

      really, though, science fiction is not now and has never been "science-based fiction". It's what Asimov and his ilk called it: "speculative fiction." The author starts with "imagine a world where..." and then comes up with a story worth telling in that world.

      Fantasy is a sub-set of science fiction, in which the "imagine a world where..." is usually "the supernatural is real"

    97. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Planesdragon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      As Scott Adams says; "The Holodeck will be mankind's last great invention". I'll leave it as an exercise to the reader to work out why we'd never ever want to leave.

      Rebuttal 1: Go see "Surrogates." It's essentially got the answer right there.

      Rebuttal 2: You'd leave for the same reason God created us. Beause, eventually, a sentient mind craves something that it itself did not create.

    98. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Yep, ST definitely missed some things they could have explored. They have great medical technology, but people still die at the same age? It seems like they would have figured out how to extend our lifespan by then.

      Actually, people do live longer. A hell of a lot longer. Doc McCoy, who was far from young in TOS, saw the launch of the Enterprise -D. And the 'Trek continuity DID figure out how to greatly extend the human lifespan beyond even that -- with eugenics, which caused supervillians like Khan.

      Time travel can make a very good movie when it's the central plot device of the movie (like in 12 Monkeys), but for a weekly TV show I think they should stay away from it.

      1: 12 monkeys sucked.

      2: Go see Dr. Who. It posits as sticky timeline, and the recent reboot had some interesting consequences.

    99. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by dov_0 · · Score: 0, Troll

      The divide between high and low culture is in a way, bigotry. The divide between high and low quality ART (eg. all forms or art - writing, music, cinematography, tribal body painting, cooking etc) is present in every field. This being said, I enjoy poetry, films, music and graphical arts from many centuries, cultures and classes.

      When tussling with the concept of what 'art' is many years ago, I came to the conclusion that art is known by the elegance of it's expression. Most TV doesn't actually express anything with any eloquence, so I have never actually bothered to have a TV set of my own. Even many ancient cave paintings on the other hand can be high art as the imagery and expression of form or concept is so beautiful.

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    100. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I always thought the Blakes 7 Federation would be the way such a multi-world empire with vast technological superiority would turn out. Despite all it's flaws that was a show with at least attempts at continuity.

    101. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by dbIII · · Score: 2

      Oddly enough, that amphibian sex episode was the last episode of any sort of Trek I watched since it was just too much with no consequences. I hear that after that they ditched the cute elf for a cuddly borg of all things, then had some sex obsessed vulcan or something in the next series. It really was becoming "Melrose Space".

    102. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should've used a particle colliding bomb to create a black hole in homage to the LHC.

    103. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Exception+Duck · · Score: 1

      It's on the whim of the writer what happens, no boundaries by any logic, what happens next.

      Can't remember what series it was that was the mercy kill of the last interest in Star Trek I had, but they were all in a boat, 18th century stuck in the holodeck or s-t, fighting a battle with cannons against pirates.

      It's not Sci-fi, it's just soap opera with no boundaries.

    104. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      I was going to respond at greater length, but with your profession of hating tv, I thought I might link to the onion as well: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28694

      Art is art and entertainment is entertainment. The two don't always meet! There was (is) a school of avant guard musical thought that music should be written to be enjoyable only those people who truly understand music theory--not just the unwashed masses. Thus you get music that sounds like crap to 99% of people, and britny spears bubble gum pop that is popular. People are entertained by Britney--so what? For every Milton there's a 100 street poets who entertained with vulgar rhymes, etc. High and low, both valid. Just because YOU personally don't like something you see on tv, why is that so bad?

      It's really great that you've never had a TV, but I guess my real question is--if you're so ignorant of what's on TV, why are you commenting as if you were an expert of what's on?

    105. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No probably not, but probably make for a better show.

    106. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by eln · · Score: 2, Funny

      That sounds like a wager to me!

    107. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Isn't that just FANTASY rather than science-based fiction?

      No, we're not talking about "science-based fiction" here, we're talking about "science fiction" ("sci-fi"). Like it or not, the term "sci-fi" has evolved so that it now means a type of speculative fiction which generally involves people living in the future, and frequently involves space ships but not always. (BSG is an interesting exception since it involves the remote past, as does Star Wars, but since it involves people in space ships, it still fits.) And, in the same way, "fantasy" means a type of speculative fiction that generally involves people living in some type of fantasy world resembling pre-industrial earth, with a Medieval level of technology at best, with horses, swords, but also magic, wizards, and mythical creatures like elves, orcs, and trolls. Call them stereotypes if you like, but when you use the terms "fantasy" and "sci-fi", this is what people think of.

      I'm sorry, but you don't personally get to define broadly-used terms for the rest of English-speaking society; you have to accept words the way they're used by most people.

    108. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      commodore64_love wrote:

      > Hold on. You didn't like DS9? It was the most-intelligent of the Treks...

      That's because it wasn't really created by Paramount. It was created by JMS when pitched Babylon 5 to Paramount, and they refused his pitch but lifted the major structure from Babylon 5 wholesale, and rushed to production so that it would precede Babylon 5 to the marketplace. Yes, I remember the conflicts at the time, and the parallels for the first few seasons really are striking. Given the lack of creativity permitted by Paramount, it's unsurprising that it was easier to lift a promising premise wholesale from outside rather than negotiate it through the layers of turf-protecting executives in their own bureaucracy.

      The only thing that stopped Gattaca from becoming reality is that the premise is deeply flawed: the genetic code has never been that understood, and the factors interweave with each other and the environment so extensively that that kind of prenatal gene-weaving and genetic selection remains infeasible for many years.

    109. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Just remember to de-amplify the flux-capacitor. Bad things happen when you don't.

      I don't know why that goo in the middle of solder needs a capacitor, but it does! And it must be de-amplified! The positronic matrix will de-stabilize if you're not careful anyway, best not to add more risk than necessary.

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    110. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Actually, people do live longer. A hell of a lot longer. Doc McCoy, who was far from young in TOS, saw the launch of the Enterprise -D. And the 'Trek continuity DID figure out how to greatly extend the human lifespan beyond even that -- with eugenics, which caused supervillians like Khan.

      I'm sorry, but 130 years or whatever is not exactly "a hell of a lot longer". The Enterprise-D was only around 80 years after ST:TOS if memory serves. Even if Bones was 50, that would put him at about 130. We already have people living to 110-120 now. "A hell of a lot longer" would be 200-500.

      And the whole Khan thing never addressed their lifespans. Khan lived a long time because he was in suspended animation, not because he had a long lifespan. Plus, he aged a lot between the TOS episode he first showed up in, and The Wrath of Khan, as he didn't have any suspended animation chambers to pass the years in. In fact, he seemed to age worse than Kirk, though he didn't gain as much weight....
      All we know about Khan and his men is that they were super-strong, and supposedly super-smart (though that didn't help them too much against un-altered Kirk).

      1: 12 monkeys sucked.

      Your opinion, which I completely disagree with. I suppose you hated Brazil too.

    111. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      The old Trek shows were rather nice because they used real SF writers - Harlan Ellison, Alan Dean Foster, David Gerrold and others. When you put ideas and plot together in a futuristic setting, you have good SF. In later years they thought they could substitute their own authors and stock plot lines and nobody would notice. It kind of worked, they ended up with fewer people in the audience to notice...

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    112. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 2

      7 of 9 had big boobs and steel in her face, what's not to love?

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    113. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      God created Dune movies to test the faithful.

      God created the Dune movie and saw that it was good. Then, the American producers complained that it violated the sacred Two Hour Limit. There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then, God cropped Dune to two hours. And lo, there was a pestilence upon the land. And the people cried out to the Lord shouting "What is this shit you have sent us?!" And the Lord pitied them and made the original extended version available on DVD. Then, the Lord in his mercy also gave unto mankind the Sci-Fi Channel version of Dune, which emphasized other aspects of the movie. And all of Israel rejoiced and heaped praise upon the prophets David Lynch and John Harrison. And the land was blessed with milk and honey.

      Here endeth the lesson.

    114. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Isn't that just FANTASY rather than science-based fiction? Heck by your reckoning Harry Potter and Buffy are science fiction (human beings in different situations). I think pretty much everything we view or read is Fantasy, and very little of it qualifies as science-based stories. Star Wars for example - clearly a fantasy - magic and all.

      Perhaps, it's difficult to argue about the line between the two genera. But one thing they do have in common is that by some means they break out of the mundane, real world of limitations and allow people to imagine themselves as larger than life, to make grand assumptions (the willing suspension of disbelief) that means you can step past current understandings and jump into a world where imagination is the only limit. One is more facts-and-logic focused perhaps, one more an exposition of Clarke's Law, or Zelazney's: Gods acting like humans, or humans acting like gods.

      Sure, it's only make-believe. But children are adept at it, and they are the greatest learning engines we know.

      Perhaps if more of us knew how to blithely ignore reality and could play like children do, we'd have more people acting a lot brighter and engaged in solving the problems of today that will extend well into the future. More Zephraim Cochranes, if you will.

      Ok, now back to hard reality ... should a Huntard continue leatherworking as a skill, or are the epic shoulders a bad investment in time? Is there a good chain helm available via that skill? Is it ever permissible to bring a tenacity pet into an instance*? What's the best DPS build? Where can I get a bow as good as the Trueshot...

      *No.

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    115. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      I didn't know who he was till I read his Wikipedia page and I've been reading SF and fantasy for over thirty years.
      He may be a fairly prolific writer (though no where near Asimov or P. Anthony) he's far from a household name, even just in SF circles.

      Mycroft

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    116. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by catmistake · · Score: 1

      My favorite impossibility from the series is Data. As a philosopher, I know that a computer will never be self-aware. And I make fun of the AI-believers like they make fun of Christians. Don't get me wrong, though... I love the series, and it's important that AI research continues. But these brilliant computer scientists should not fool themselves into believing the impossible is attainable.

    117. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Sorry for the self reply, but I have run into a couple of his works, the gith races and sladd from AD&D

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    118. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 1

      When you can get a neural implant that makes you a virtuoso violin player, will anyone care who Hillary Hahn is?

    119. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 1

      To get more power to run the holodeck?

    120. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      ...In a society like that, are people like us really going to be enlisting for the space navy, to spend a career wiping...(FTFY)

      Implicit in your question is that the people of the future would have the same goals. Maybe so, maybe no.

      I remember one story where an old-world interloper was roundly confused about the change in the terms "rich" and "poor". "That job pays very well" described one highly challenging job. The confusion - the story conflict - was in the fact that the colonial culture was post-money (production of everything material was robotized and replicated, sort of like the Trek universe) whereas the intruder went rather crazy with a material focus, and couldn't understand why people were calling him "poor" when he had so much stuff.

      Huge paradigm shift, and invisible to the character was that the coin had changed to "respect".

      So in that context at least, how are you going to attract the chicks when everybody as that sound system, that car, that kitchen? Being arbiters of the next generation, they're going to go for the money - in this case, something more than things, blings and flings.

      So I could easily see someone enlisting in the space navy and scrubbing the metaphloors for reasons we can't fathom now.

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    121. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by catmistake · · Score: 1

      What makes great science fiction great is precisely that which makes all great literature great. It's a retelling of the story about who we are. It's mythology.

    122. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Exception+Duck · · Score: 1

      Travel at -10 Warp speed ?

    123. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by MindPhlux · · Score: 1

      Technobabble role call :

      Dilithiumcrystal
      Holodeck
      Tricorder
      Warpspeeeeeeeeeeed

    124. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by S.O.B. · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now we know why all the doors on Star Trek are "hands free".

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    125. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Zalbik · · Score: 1

      As a philosopher, I know that a computer will never be self-aware.

      As a logician, I know that statements like the above are meaningless without evidence.

    126. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Damn, I love documentaries.

      I blow most of my monthly internet cap (I have really shitty internet that I pay far too much for) on documentaries on netflix.

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    127. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by rantingkitten · · Score: 1

      The red matter was just a Macguffin -- it doesn't matter what it was, it only existed to move the story along. The movie was mostly about re-introducing us to the characters in their new universe, and the plot was accordingly light.

      It was also not really technobabble; they simply mentioned it long enough to establish that "it's some kind of threat" and then moved on. That's all a Macguffin needs to be. If it were really technobabble in the typical Star Trek sense, they would have given it a much fancier named and droned on at nauseating length about its supposed capabilities, limitations, origins, detailed explanations of how it is deployed and used, equally technobabble contrivances of countermeasures, and probably some Okudagram charts and graphics showing how it works. There was none of this.

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    128. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, the things you list are changes in the expression of human nature, not in human nature itself.

      Although slavery is a particular expression of human nature and is thus not part of human nature per se, the drive to dominate and to profit from the work of others is part of human nature. As a result, slavery still exists today, as does indentured servitude that borders on slavery. Look at slavery in parts of Africa. Look at sweatshops in China. And so on. We do our best to suppress that part of human nature because we know it to be wrong, but it still remains just beneath the surface.

      Similarly, hunting and gathering behavior is also part of human nature. People horde resources---money, food, cars, computers.... People hunt, too. In the southern U.S., it's a popular sport. And indeed, all sports are to some degree an expression of hunting and/or mating instincts. These days, we are more likely to hunt for a closer parking place at the mall than for a wild buffalo, but in either case, you're searching for your goal, then pouncing on it. Pickpockets search for their mark, then prey upon him or her. Same for thieves, serial killers, etc. It's all the same underlying instinct, just expressed in different ways.

      Egalitarian behavior is anything but human nature. It is the way we culturally believe things should be, but human nature is for the strong to dominate the weak. That's why we have slavery, third-world nations, etc. Any egalitarian behavior is, by definition, a deliberate agreement by civilized people to suppress their innate tendencies for the good of society. Indeed, that ability to suppress one's nature is in itself a big part of human nature.

      Violence is very clearly also a part of human nature. Again, we try to suppress it, but even in polite society, every time we hear about someone going postal or shooting up a high school or beating his/her wife or husband, we are reminded that the propensity for violence is very much there. Not all humans are particularly violent by nature, mind you, but looking at humanity as a whole, it is part of human nature. And even the least violent people you know can become violent in the right circumstances. If you haven't done so already, read about the Stanford prison experiment. It's eye opening.

      As our environment changes, the expression of our innate tendencies changes along with it, but the basic tendencies themselves remain the same.

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    129. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by swillden · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't the weakness of the science, actually. It's the weakness of the sociology! It's inconceivable to me that a creation like the transporter wouldn't radically transform human culture and society into something unrecognizable.

      True, but I don't think there's any way around that, not for anything that will appeal to mass audiences, anyway.

      The science fiction that does a good job of exploring radically altered societies is often so bizarre that most people can't enjoy it. It's just too weird. It's too hard to understand the context and can be very difficult to really relate to the people. I'm not saying the average person couldn't understand it, just that it's too much work to be perceived as entertaining.

      Widely successful sci-fi, therefore, pretty much has to take the approach of setting people from a fundamentally similar culture and societal structure in bizarre settings, because that's something that viewers/readers can understand and relate to without too much effort. The world around the characters may look very different, but the characters themselves are fundamentally "normal".

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    130. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by EdIII · · Score: 1

      Just as you cannot spend all day watching porn on the internet

      Of course not. There is the time you spend searching for it. Alt-Tab defensive maneuvers, all that time you have to spend getting the proxy working to bypass corporate firewalls, bathroom breaks, supply runs, the odd staff meetings.... etc.

      You can however, get it up to around 80% efficiency if you are really good at it. All of this assuming it is not your day off.

      Additionally, unforeseen and unwise clicking of 4chan links can take you out of the game entirely for a couple of days. At which point you have to start slowly again.

      , and you can't spend all day having holosex.

      I dunno. Assuming holodeck technology exists it can be reasonable to assume there will be drug cocktails that make Viagra look downright ineffective and no better than a placebo.

      One could also imagine that "What happens on Holodeck 5, stays on Holodeck 5". In which case you will only be limited by your imagination and the number of gold pressed bars of latinum in your possession.

    131. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by nedlohs · · Score: 2, Informative

      Seems to be a pretty standard communist military run state to me.

      I'm sure they look great if you see them through the eyes of those reasonably high up the chain in the military too.

    132. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by canadian_right · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Charles Stross is selling tons of books so I don't think the problem is envy. How many time have I seen articles on Slashdot deploring the use of time warps and "reversing the polarity" as deus ex machina to get out of a tight spots on Star Trek? A lot, and I agree it diminishes the show.

      The most interesting part of Star Trek, and one that is rarely directly explored, but simply hinted at, is how would a society be if almost all physical needs can be supplied almost for free? The society of Trek can't churn out star ships for free, but it is hinted that there is no money, and it is personal fulfilment and a quest for the admiration of your peers that is driving human achievement. Not amassing personal wealth or power. Instead of exploring this rich vein of inquiry we mainly get standard space opera.

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    133. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      If you think egalitarian (as in, lacking social striaitions) behavior is "against" human nature, I suggest you look at the actual anthropology of hunter-gather societies. You are attributing many things which are contingent to the innate, and then over-interpreting them as being stable. There is a massive - *massive* - difference between foraging for berries and shopping for clothes, and the latter is completely unrecognizable to people who participate in the former. You also risk producing "just-so stories" in your appeal to human nature for things with specific histories.

      There are low-level features to humans as we know them, yes. But by the time those features manifest as behaviors, they have been profoundly mediated by background and environment. The expressions exist at several removes from those features.

    134. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by V2Blast · · Score: 1

      You know, now that I think about it, they could explain that away as a reference to the technobabble of Star Trek's usual stuff... Heh.

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    135. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      I don't know why that goo in the middle of solder needs a capacitor, but it does!

      Well, duh, to make your console explode whenever the ship gets hit and someone not too important is using it ofcourse. Either that, or they need an excuse to use the set for sickbay some more.

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    136. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Fill the drums with sand and it works for handguns and shrapnel, but then you will need a vehicle able to handle that weight!

      Fiction is a lot of extrapolation of an idea or necessity. Even more in Science Fiction. You place a device that may for the plot be plausible or practical. Technobabble is added to that in the movie, but who cares?

      What's good with Star Trek, B5 and other shows is that they plant a seed and makes some kids go think "what if it REALLY is possible?". Just because the goal is impossible doesn't mean that you shouldn't try. You may discover something even more amazing when attempting to reach that goal.

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    137. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by zmollusc · · Score: 1

      Psychology is a science? Really? With the rigour and the reproducibility and stuff?

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    138. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Eclipse-now · · Score: 1

      Great point and I totally agree! With all the technology of the Federation in that Star Trek universe, why are they still so, well, human? Why aren't they more biomorphic with the technology like something out of Greg Bear's Eon? That's why I liked BSG. The human race is wiped out, and unlike the 70's BattleStar Galactica, the heroes in the modern BSG remake are hurting, suicidal, and totally Fraked up!

      They occasionally get to blow away Cylon raiders, but lasers? Shields up? Give me a break! BSG do it right: line up side by side and commence blasting each other with huge cannons like Spanish galleons.

    139. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dan who?

      But all seriousness aside I get your point - the general public couldn't deal with the fact filled, rigorously developed thought provoking discourse in something like like, well let's say /. for example.

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    140. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It fails sociology also. They don't really explore what the society would be like if the technologies given in the series would exist.

    141. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by u38cg · · Score: 1

      Really? Try me. In fact, just as an experiment, let's set up a fake holodeck, with a non-stop supply of sex hungry people of the desired gender and general physical attributes, and let's see just how long it takes before I get bored and decide to leave. Who wants to help me out here?

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    142. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Simply, nothing is ever good enough. Hop aboard.

      So, Star Trek had holodecks. But, they weren't "real enough" to begin with, as confirmed by Riker in the first season's big holodeck-themed episode, where some magic computer people made a "realistic" woman temporarily appear on the holodeck (apparently, holo-sentience was an intermittent bug rather than a bona-fide feature, much like time travel). So, there's the incentive to go back to the drawing boards -- our/Riker's discerning tastes demand better holo-whores. It's a likely bet that better holodeck tech will need more power, so someone's going to have to find a way to route more power through the holo-polarity interlink sequencers so that more better holo-chicks are available -- thus someone's going to have to be an engineer and do real work, thank you Geordie. Even with better holo-hardware available, someone's going to have to innovate in content production; after everyone's boinked history's greatest beauties and the tarted-up clones of their co-workers, they're going to want new thrills: here we have demand for the arts! Then, it's a given that someone is going to feel deprived and want early access to the new best in holo-porn, so you have trade, diplomacy, and military demands springing up right there, as people barter, bicker, and brawl with each other over who gets the first run of Holo-Cleopatra XVII: Snakes in a Fane (did I mention we'll all be more literate in the future?). We're going to have illegal content, hacking, and resource skimming in this holo-addicted 'verse, so we need administrators and a justice system. Humans being social animals, communities will form. Don't even make me spell out the focuses for these communities; let's just say that Rule 34 WILL exist in the future and leave it at that. Eventually, humans will manage to reproduce (even if they're doing it via holo-insemination) to the point that they've drained the available resources of their region of the galaxy, and they're going to either need to go take more or figure out new uses for what they have left -- exploration, war, and R&D time!

      Now, let's recap. Even if everyone is spending every second of every day in a holodeck, holo-commuting to do work (WAY plausible), and spending as much time as possible in their holo-harems, progress continues to tick along quality-quantity lines, as always. Even if the only shared area of interest for all of humanity is finding new and interesting ways to sleep with fake people, progress in the supplemental tech will continue at a certain pace. If virtual experiences are limited in any way whatsoever, the demand for better experiences will drive innovation. Yes, some people will bliss out happily with current or outdated technology, but some people already do that with their televisions, and we've had habitual drunks for as long as we've had fermentation. If nothing else, we'll work to increase the carrying capacity of the holo-matrix so that we can let even more people sleep with even more computer-driven bimbos. We'd have an entire quadrant filled with humans building holodecks and making more humans to use and maintain those. Maybe we'd even construct a Dyson structure around the entire galaxy. No, scratch that, make it a trans-dimensional holo-Dyson amalgam, harnessing the power of multiple dimensions spanning the energy of multiple universes to generate THE ULTIMATE HOLO-HUSSY capable of delivering erotic pleasures of a scale and state that even a Q couldn't conceive. And then, after experiencing sensual pleasure on a scale never before existent in an infinite number of universes, after reaching a literally transcendental level of limitless, boundless, consummate exhilaration...we'd wonder what having two of them would be like.

      In short, massive potential for libido stimulation coupled with nagging sexual ennui FTW.

    143. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      They all say "What if...."

      Fantasy - Assumes something that cannot reasonably be true (e.g. Magic works)
      Sci-Fi - Assumes something that can reasonably be true
      Hard Sci-Fi - Assumes something that is probably true (or is true)

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    144. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by ionix5891 · · Score: 1

      Computer... Arch..

    145. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      The problem with that approach is that it so rarely works in an episodic, or indeed 'film length' format. I mean, you take something that has a profound impact on human society, and try and tell people a story of how things are now.
      There's a few Sci-fi books that do this, but remarkably few that have made the transition to film, simply because of the depth of the idea. It's far easier to have 'sci fi' as the glue in a space opera, than it is to actually do a sci fi concept, introduce the idea, and give it enough time to flesh out and show the audience what it means in a couple of hours. And even then, it wouldn't work for the _average_ audience - lots of people wouldn't get it, and would therefore hate on your film - another problem that doesn't tend to happen with books.

    146. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Eraesr · · Score: 1

      Bat'leth
      Oh dear why do I know this.... :-O

    147. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by ionix5891 · · Score: 1

      Not at all, i just watched the DS9 episode Paradise Lost from season 4

      it charts how a civilian government on earth is nearly overthrown by a core of starfleet officers who are paranoid about possible Changeling infiltration

      great episode! and it has a lesson for modern times:

      "Those Who Sacrifice Liberty For Security Deserve Neither."

    148. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Builder · · Score: 2, Funny

      Huh - you got bandwidth caps too? Sorry to hear that. :p

    149. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Some daft bugger of a Chief Engineer creates a Sherlock Holmes character which is specified to tax the only sentient android in existence?

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    150. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by N1AK · · Score: 1

      You can know whatever you like. Throughout history people have known no end of things, the list of things they knew to be impossible but happened is undoubtedly inconceivable. After all it was known that 64k should be enough... that cavalry would always be vital in an army... that the world was flat... that afrikans were a lesser species.. that genetic mutation is impossible...

      We are still so far from understanding what makes the mind work that to say you know it can't be replicated artificially just makes you look foolish.

      Personally, as someone who believes that all life was created purely as an inevitable consequence of time and the natural laws, and that humans evolved from less complex lifeforms. I find that much harder to believe than the idea that an AI with sufficient processing power will be 'self-aware'.

    151. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      With free energy and raw materials ("dilithium" magic and particle replication), which nation wouldn't become communist? Everyone can have everything. The first replicator will essentially end manufacturing, commerce, and trade, as replicators are replicated for all to use.

      But wait! Then the IP Cops would turn up, having been lobbied by the RIAA (Replicator Industry Association of America) to arrest everyone with their free replicators, as they didn't pay the RIAA a license fee to use the replicated goods!

      IT'S LIKE STEALING FROM THE INVENTOR, DAWG!

      Sorry.

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    152. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Star Trek wasn't really about science, imo, so much as about society.

      But then so is science fiction. It's typically on the effects of technology or science on society. And Star Trek has some pretty astounding science that has little or no effect on its society. It could be taking place on sailships with little or no difference.

      Of course at the time it was a pretty cheap show that reused leftover sets from other shows and mostly used science fiction for its novelty value. But it seems that the more recent incarnations still haven't evolved from this, presumably to stay in the spirit of the original.

      As someone mentionned above, a society where a matter transporter was commonly available would undergo tremendous changes. Yet we see nothing of this.

      While Star Trek might sometimes be entertaining, it seriously fails at science fiction in my opinion. So I side with Stross on that one.

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    153. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by LordAndrewSama · · Score: 1

      Just nitpicking, and I could even be wrong, but isn't "absolute zero" absolute because you can't go below it?

    154. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol

      head out of the clear blue waters of sci-fi into the wider world of literature and you'll very quickly learn that herbert was not only not peerless, he was also a useless writer. his ability at forming coherent sentences was matched only by his ability at drowning in pretension and sudden, painfully-jarring retcons. dune had some excellent features, but few if any of them carried on to the following books, which instead focussed on the poorly-written morass of an ill-conceived and inconsistent "prescience" and an ever-increasing reliance on making dune the centre of the universe, a position it definitely did not hold at the start of the first book.

      in fact, fuck it, stick *within* sci-fi, but try and find a writer who can write. herbert and asimov aren't among them. herbert was a pretentious twat whose best ideas appear to have come straight from the head of john w campbell. asimov wrote like a six year old with mental difficulties. arthur c clarke wouldn't know "exciting prose" if it kicked him in the balls and gobbed on his face. useless cunts, the lot of them.

    155. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Walkingshark · · Score: 1

      What series/season/ep was that from? Ballpark if you can't remember?

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    156. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by stjobe · · Score: 1

      The most interesting part of Star Trek, and one that is rarely directly explored, but simply hinted at, is how would a society be if almost all physical needs can be supplied almost for free?

      Many modern (and a surprisingly large number also Scottish) SF writers have explored these settings. Iain M. Banks The Culture series for example, as well as Ken Macleod's Fall Revolution series and Charles Stross own Eschaton series.

      There seems to be a lot of good Scottish SF writers about these days, and most of them seem to have written at least one series about post-scarcity socialist cultures.

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    157. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG TWO SCI-FI AUTHORS HAVE VAGUELY SIMILAR IDEA AND HANG TOTALLY DIFFERENT STORIES FROM IT! PLAGIARISM ALERT! I once read a story (can't remember by whom) where you could see into the past using machines operated at private historical research institutions. Someone was researching Wyatt Earp, and the technician fell in love with some young kid who was hanging around with Earp. Jimmy Logan or something, his name was. It affected her job, her relationship with another of the bubble operators, and finally her entire life. Also in this story the author presented the history of it; it was developed not least by the Israeli military so that they could spy on Palestinians by looking into the immediate past -- but this didn't work out because you only get coherent pictures from the vantage point of a few years.

      Clearly this author plagiarised Asimov! BURN HIM! And clearly that's why it was compiled into a book of sci-fi novellas, which was opened with a story by Asimov! And, err, the stories were selected by, err, Asimov. Who didn't notice the plagiarism.

      BURN HIM ANYWAY.

    158. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by LordAndrewSama · · Score: 1

      Completely off topic, but i'll say it nonetheless.

      I was given a free Old Man's War ebook by signing up to some TOR publishing thing. as well as a few others, like Mistborn by brandon sanderson and some others that were really cool. I'd never have heard of them except they were emailed to me for free, now I plan on buying all their books. Just proves to me that the RIAA/MPAA/Book-nonsense-bullshit-association have it horribly wrong. I'm gonna go read that available online one now too.

    159. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by FreakyGreenLeaky · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Similarly:

      Someone claims they don't like Christianity and gives examples of why.

      Christians (especially fanatics) interpret his words as a hostile attack on their beloved icon, no matter what his intent, and generally engage him in robust debate or smile tolerantly and take pity on him.

      Similarly:

      Someone claims they don't like Islam and gives examples of why.

      Muslims (especially fanatics) interpret his words as a hostile attack on their beloved icon, no matter what his intent, and engage him by cutting his head off, blow him to pieces or shoot him.

      Anyway, I love Star Trek, and anyone who dislikes it is a fucking heathen and deserves to die.

    160. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Absolutely.

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    161. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Really? Try me. In fact, just as an experiment, let's set up a fake holodeck, with a non-stop supply of sex hungry people of the desired gender and general physical attributes, and let's see just how long it takes before I get bored and decide to leave.

      These folks?

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    162. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      one word: Flares

    163. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by bmecoli · · Score: 1

      To get even more ridiculous, look at MTV's "real world" and tell me that anything in the actual real world (outside of wherever they're filming) shares anything in common with it.

      I would, but I have a tendency to value my brain cells.

    164. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      It all goes downhill from the "machine that goes PING!".

      Sorry.

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    165. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Star Trek touched up the issue of eugenics. There was Khan of course, but Bashir on DS9 was a central character who was supposed to be super intelligent thanks to genetic modification.

      In the ST universe eugenics were outlawed because it lead to wars and inequality. I think the latter was based on the premise that almost all medical conditions, particularly mental ones, could be cured so there were no people with learning disabilities etc. Since no-one has a job in the future (even the crew don't get paid as such) the natural variances in human intelligence were probably not a big deal.

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    166. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by qc_dk · · Score: 1

      I don't care if they get a few facts wrong it's make believe anyway. What I can't stand is when the story is internaly inconsistent. I watched a Krull the other day, and they have to get these magical super fast horses to get to somewhere. So they lay a trap and surround the wild horses to capture them. Fair enough. But, why are the horses fast? Because they can fly. How the F.. do they catch them by surrounding them??

    167. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      In a society like that, are people really going to be enlisting for the space navy, to spend a career wiping the asses of their "commanding officers" and drinking synthohol in the lamest bar in the galaxy?

      In a society like the one we live in now, people are still signing up to do all kinds of shitty jobs, and doing them all their lives, not taking advantage of opportunities available to them. I don't see why in a society like that, people wouldn't sign up to do those things. Has human nature really changed significantly throughout history? Why should it change so dramatically as you suggest in so short a time?

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    168. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by promythyus · · Score: 0

      It's a Bat'leth you insensitive clod!

    169. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      That's why some of the best science fiction is post-apocalyptic, showing how people get along after their technology has failed them.

      The best science fiction was written by crusty old blowhards who saw the world change at a dizzying pace; some of them were less dizzy than others and saw a credible vision of the future based on their unique perspective. The best science fiction of tomorrow will be written when today's young men are crusty old blowhards themselves, who have likewise seen technology develop at an unprecedented and in fact even faster rate. Whether you're writing about a techno-future or failures in technology, such individuals are best able to write about such things and about "what they know" simultaneously.

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    170. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by discord5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's inconceivable to me that a creation like the transporter wouldn't radically transform human culture and society into something unrecognizable.

      It'll change the way we look at traffic forever. We'll just get out of bed, go through our morning routine and hop on the transporter to beam to work. No more traffic jams on the roads, but photon jams in the fiberoptic cable as billions of humans teleport to work at the same time. And every now and then some idiot will be trying to break the speedlimit, and you'll get a horrible accident. From what I hear, the fiberoptic switch between node 353 and node 295 is hell. I'd pity the poor sobs who have to go to work through those cables.

      I won't even mention time-travel.

      Yes, please don't. It'll upset the natives and they'll be arguing about paradoxes, self fullfilling prophecy type of time travel, etc ad nauseum. It's not pretty when that happens, and at the end of the day tears will be shed.

      Seriously though, I'd rather have a look at a universe that didn't have a nicely wrapped up happy end every 45 minutes (or 90 minutes if it's a two part episode). The technology really doesn't matter that much. Every scifi show solves the faster-than-light problem with a lot of hand waving and a magical device (warp engine, jumpgate, hedge drive, chocolate-doh-doh-wave-accelerator), so in my opinion it's better to ignore the actual technology-aspect and focus on the story. With "ignore the technology" I don't mean to say that you can't focus on the impact of said technology on society, but I'd rather not have "particle of the week"-type of episodes that Star Trek loved so much.

      I'd much rather have a story driven Star Trek like many of the episodes in DS9. In the pale moonlight is a perfect example of what I mean. Again a lot of hand waving about "optholithic datarods" (blah blah blah), but you really get a feel for the dilemma Sisko is facing, and how he learns to accept his choice as being for the better despite it not being in his nature. I'd rather have more of that kind of storytelling, than another 3 seasons of "Neutrino emissions from the port nacelle have ruptured the fabric of subspace, so let's bomb it with tachyon emissions from the deflector dish and hope this show gets a lot of money from commercial slots. Ensign Redshirt, you go to the airlock and make sure it's sealed properly."

    171. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by DaFallus · · Score: 1

      As Scott Adams says; "The Holodeck will be mankind's last great invention". I'll leave it as an exercise to the reader to work out why we'd never ever want to leave.

      It will malfunction and release Evil Lincoln upon us?

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    172. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by melikamp · · Score: 1

      Have you seen Columbo?

    173. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by melikamp · · Score: 1

      GITS (animation)?

    174. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by sgilti · · Score: 1

      Maybe instead of calling it science fiction we could just call it SyFy.

    175. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by macxcool · · Score: 1

      Similarly: Someone claims they don't like Evolution and gives reasons why. Evolutionists (especially slashdotters ;-) interpret his words as a hostile attack on their beloved icon, no matter what his intent.

    176. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You hit the nail on the head. I agree with Charles Stross, except I in fact do like Star Trek and always have. One thing I always cringed at was dialogue such as "blind as a Tiberian bat". Nobody would ever say that, do people now say "blind as a Microchiroptera bat"? (link)

      I also had problems with aliens who looked mostly human. Seeing the diversity of life on our own planet, there is no way that beings from another solar system would look anything like us. Yes, I saw the STNG episode where this was explained, but I thought the explanation was incredibly weak; embarrassingly weak.

      On the other hand, much of the far-out "impossible" technology in STOS is already commonplace -- self-opening doors, cell phones, flat screen computers, tablet computers, voice recognition, medical readouts, etc.

      But the thing is, despite the shows' shortcomings, they were entertaining, and often made one think.

      I liked the A-Team, too, and it was far more unbelievable.

    177. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      >>>if it got the science 100% right, then we too would already be in The Future (tm).

      Um yeah..... except even though we may not know the future, we still know there are certain things that are simply impossible. Giant viruses can't exist because the sheer weight of their internal liquid would make them either collapse flat to the ground, or burst open like a water balloon. Same applies to those movies which show ants scaled to the size of a house - they would suffocate (no lungs to circulate the air internally). In another example Babylon 5 described Jupiter's temperature as about -400 degrees Celsius. Too bad that's impossible since it's below absolute zero (-273 celsius).

      You make good points except about viruses. Viruses do not have internal liquid. Viruses are single RNA or DNA molecules coated with protein molecules. However, viruses would not be affected by growth hormone of any kind (they don't grow, once they are constructed that's it). They also don't fly. They may be airborne because they are light enough to remain suspended in the air or because they are being propelled by a sneeze (or some similar forcible method). Viruses that are large enough to be seen would be unlikely to be airborne. I, also, suspect that it would be difficult if not impossible to construct a DNA or RNA molecule that would be visible to the naked eye (even if one includes the protein coating).

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    178. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by iamangry · · Score: 1

      Actually, as a HUGE star trek fan, I tend to agree with him. Although I'd take it further and say that Star Trek, Star Wars, BSG, Babylon 5, and more recently Stargate have all done this. Writers insert crazy technology into a current writing without any thought as to the implications to the universe theyre creating or to the universe they already have. For instance, how about that "Wormhole Drive" McKay pulled out of his ass in the series finale of Atlantis?

    179. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by iamangry · · Score: 1

      Actually, I believe they were referring to Jupiter's internal temperature because they were hidden inside the planet. And that can be much hotter and much more pressurized than 400 degrees C.

    180. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by iamangry · · Score: 1

      Aww, but Janeway and Paris had cute babies! That's when i realized Voyager was a whole series of shark jumping.

    181. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Charles Stross is selling tons of books so I don't think the problem is envy. How many time have I seen articles on Slashdot deploring the use of time warps and "reversing the polarity" as deus ex machina to get out of a tight spots on Star Trek? A lot, and I agree it diminishes the show.

      I agree; I think they went overboard with the technobabble. But the point is that in ST, unlike "hard sci-fi", the technology is not the point of the show, it's character development, moral issues, etc. The tech is just a plot device, although they could certainly have handled it a little better in many episodes.

      The most interesting part of Star Trek, and one that is rarely directly explored, but simply hinted at, is how would a society be if almost all physical needs can be supplied almost for free? The society of Trek can't churn out star ships for free, but it is hinted that there is no money, and it is personal fulfilment and a quest for the admiration of your peers that is driving human achievement.

      Unfortunately, they're not even consistent with that, because while the Federation seems to be a socialist utopia like that, other societies, namely the Ferengi, aren't like that at all and still seek to amass wealth, which is strange because the Ferengi have access to all the same technology (such as replicators) that the Federation does. Of course, they also don't explain how their utopian money-less society could possibly work, since who would want to do shit jobs if they're not getting rewarded for it somehow, and they certainly don't show robots running around doing all the crappy jobs.

    182. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by iamangry · · Score: 1

      May have been? No, it absolutely was. The story of how Romulus got destroyed, and everything surrounding it, was EPIC laziness on the part of JJ Abrams and his backwards retarded science advisor. Black hole juice has got to top the list of bullshit technologies I've seen in ALL of star trek, including Endgame. Not to mention a whole host of rife inaccuracies with the rest of the universe which should have remained the same, reboot or not. Abrams made a great movie (seriously!). But it wasn't Star Trek.

    183. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      The Greens are gonna' kick the Blues' asses in the Hippodrome this afternoon!

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    184. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Trahloc · · Score: 1

      And as the GP mentioned, that whole ban on research isn't helping. So instead of taking a decade or three it'll probably take a century before Gattaca like options exist, which btw several things already exist that touch on it fairly strongly. Regardless though by 2100 if any of the projections are accurate their lives will look as much like ours as ours do our great great grandparents.

      Tangent, just picked up "The Unincorporated Man" since I had to head to the DMV .. made my 3 hour wait livable. Lots of technological changes with fairly massive social changes, 80 pages in and I'd recommend this to anyone who loves this genre.

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    185. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      I have yet to hear of any group of people that did not have "social striations". Every group has a leader or leaders, even one as small as three. You seem to either mistake people not abusing their social leadership position for there being no social striation, or you mistake a lack of formal leadership roles for a lack of such roles.

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    186. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Phoghat · · Score: 1

      What he's saying (IMHO) is that he hates Star Trek because of the way it was written. Being a science fiction author of some note I think he's allowed to say that.

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      Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
    187. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      So true, so depressingly true. I could go off on a rant about popular entertainment now, but the drive to work already put me in a bad mood, so I'll just leave it there.

    188. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      the writer gets an easy way to create his own world that's however he designs it, while still being plausible (unlike pure fantasy works with dragons and knights and swords and magic and such

      I don't know, having beings from another solar system look anything like us at all seems about as plausable as dragons, and far less plausable than swords. In either case you need suspension of disbelief.

      That said, I'm not much of a fantasy fan. To me, Star Trek's necessary suspension of disbelief is easier, but I do understand the attraction fantasy holds for its fans.

      For most sci-fi, the tech is just a plot device, and this guy seems honestly rather dumb to not recognize this.

      Agreed.

      this guy, whatever his name is, is such a crappy writer that he has no sales and feels like he needs to attack someone.

      Well, I haven't read him so I can't really comment on his writing quality, but "volume sales" != "good" and "bad sales" != "crappy writer".

    189. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      [citation needed]

      So Independance Day and Armageddon aren't science fiction? They're made out of Meat by Terry Bisson isn't science fiction?

      I'm sorry, but you don't personally get to define broadly-used terms for the rest of English-speaking society; you have to accept words the way they're used by most people.

      "Sci Fi" redirects here. For various television networks with this name, see Sci Fi Channel. For the video game, see Science fiction (video game).

      Science fiction is a genre of fiction. It differs from fantasy in that, within the context of the story, its imaginary elements are largely possible within scientifically-established or scientifically-postulated laws of nature (though some elements in a story might still be pure imaginative speculation). Exploring the consequences of such differences is the traditional purpose of science fiction, making it a "literature of ideas".[1] Science fiction is largely based on writing rationally about alternate possibilities.[2] The settings for science fiction are often contrary to known reality.

      These may include:

      • A setting in the future, in alternative timelines, or in a historical past that contradicts
      • known facts of history or the archaeological record
      • A setting in outer space, on other worlds, or involving aliens[3]
      • Stories that involve technology or scientific principles that contradict known laws of nature[4]
      • Stories that involve discovery or application of new scientific principles, such as time travel or psionics, or new technology, such as nanotechnology, faster-than-light travel or robots, or of new and different political or social systems (e.g., a dystopia, or a situation where organized society has collapsed)[5]
    190. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      My contention is that, since Star Trek is in The Future (tm), if it got the science 100% right, then we too would already be in The Future (tm).

      If you're old enough to have seen STOS in its first run in the 1960s you're already in the future.

      I had a crazy friend who said (around the time Armstrong and Aldrin landed on the moon and 8 track tapes started being put in cars) that in the future we'd have record players in cars.

      I told him he was crazy, it was impossible. But here we are in the future, and I have a CD changer in my car. As well as a "communicator" (cell phone), doors that open automatically at the store and library, flat screen computers, ovens that will bake a potato in three minutes, etc.

    191. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      I would have to disagree.

      1) This is federation beginning. How many ships do you think they have out there? A handful. So yes they probably know a whole lot of sensitive information.

      2) Aside for Shuttles, submarines are the closest thing we have to "spaceships". Many of these carry nukes, and the "Captains" of these would know the codes, and they also likely know the patrol routes of other subs. So in essence VS other subs with nukes, they information they contain would likely be very damaging. That said the US and the Federation would both likely realize this and take steps to ensure that there is a level of protection there, likely by compartmentalization of information any one Captain has. Need to know.

      3) Who knows, from my memory Pike never talks, and its a dirty Romulen, maybe he just like torturing people. Also If he could waltz into Vulcan Space (who are supposed to be vastly superior to humans technology wise) and destroy them without effort, what the heck are the silly humans going to do about it.

      4) The question you should be asking is if Nero's ships arrives like 28years before Spock's and Spock's was to try and save the Romulean homeworld, why didn't Nero just waltz over to Romulus and actually warn anyone? Perhaps even just save the wife and kid he keeps whining about... No he sits and waits for 30years so that he can get a vendetta on an event that at that time hasn't happened yet. So maybe Nero is just really stupid?

    192. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by catmistake · · Score: 1

      As a philosopher, I know that a computer will never be self-aware.

      As a logician, I know that statements like the above are meaningless without evidence.

      Who said there's no evidence? You're gonna love this.

    193. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by luder · · Score: 1

      Redundant? Speak for yourself, Mr. Mod. I sure wouldn't get bored.

    194. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      In a society like that, are people really going to be enlisting for the space navy, to spend a career wiping the asses of their "commanding officers" and drinking synthohol in the lamest bar in the galaxy?

      Actually, I do think in a society like that people would be enlisting in the "space navy" -- mostly nerds and some jocks. The nerds would join for the science (exobiology, astrophysics, etc) and for the technology; the jocks for the thrill of shooting at Romulans and Cardassians; and both groups for the exploration. Of course, most people will do something like Captain Sisko's dad: open a restaraunt because he loves cooking and loves interacting with people; play music in front of audiences, compose music, make movies, write books, etc. In a society like that you could do damned near anything you wanted. Sure, a good portion of the population would sit around all day smoking crack and drinking, but not everybody.

      And if you think ten forward is the lamest bar in the galaxy, you haven't been to very many bars.

      If so, those people would be nothing like you and me.

      I think they would be much like you and me. Why do you post on slashdot? Why do people write open source software? Why do people read fiction? Why do people volunteer for charity causes?

    195. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by catmistake · · Score: 1

      I find that much harder to believe than the idea that an AI with sufficient processing power will be 'self-aware'.

      Ha ha ha LMAO. The unruly crowd screams at you, "Stone the hypocrite! For he is identical to the Christians in his irrational belief in the absolutely unattainable strong AI!"

      If a recipe for a cake can never be self-aware, then neither can a computer program, for they are essentially the same: they are instructions.

    196. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by e-scetic · · Score: 1

      Actually, the society portrayed in Star Trek (e.g. no greed) is feasible to me, but perhaps that's because I'm not greedy/selfish myself. I love my job because I love what I do. If I didn't get paid for it, I would still be doing it. I've found that not many people can't begin to comprehend that, and I feel sad for them. The society portrayed in Star Trek is a society of people like me, where everyone has found their niche, works for love of their craft, has no need for accumulating material wealth and possessions, etc.

    197. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I think the GP is young. I'm 57, and there are many technologies that have changed society just in my lifetime. Other technologies developed before my time were just as radical; before 1900, travelling more than fifty miles from your birthplace was rare.

      Cell phones put almost everyone at instant reach. Before the internet there's no way I'd be able to interact with people on the other side of the world.

      A businessperson transported here from 1969 would be completely lost in our society.

      Imagine how the wheel, fire, and stone tools changed humanity.

    198. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Monkk · · Score: 1

      Yep, I definitely concur. I've received several freebie books at conventions which have invariably led to me following up with purchases by that same author. Another success story is the Baen free library.

      It is sad that so many of these large media companies are unable to grasp the changing landscape of content delivery. It's almost like a mantra for corporate America, "Since it has always worked this way before, then it should always work this way hence."

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    199. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      1: 12 monkeys sucked.

      Your opinion, which I completely disagree with. I suppose you hated Brazil too.

      Both of you should go watch La Jetee, which is the short film from which 12 Monkees ripped off its plot (sic grammar).

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    200. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Creepy · · Score: 1

      So Independance [sic] Day and Armageddon aren't science fiction?

      I have to pipe in here - no - they're action movies with pseudo-science. In fact, I'd say there's almost no science involved in Independence Day outside the fact that aliens might be out there and not like us. Spaceships that large will crush cities when they enter the atmosphere, not to mention the laughable plot - imagine the Wright brothers being given an fully fueled and armed F16 jet fighter - sure they know its an aircraft, and maybe they can tell it has weapons attached, but can they fly it? Fat chance. Can they attack a target with it? Even more unlikely. Since most of it can be debunked outright, it is more science fantasy.

      On the other hand, the new BSG had some of the opposite issues - why is a society that can build giant spacecraft with faster than light travel not able to, say, cure cancer? How about viruses? Nope - they quarantine those. Even more laughable in my opinion was the rebellion - I just don't buy a group of people that has nearly been wiped out and is running for their life having that much infighting. BSG also has as much pseudo-science as Star Trek and Star Wars (all have FTL, artificial gravity, inertia inhibitors, space noise and flight to some extent, crappy medicine [ever notice how they never try to resuscitate anyone?], etc). Some of these may be proven as science some day, others will never be, but there are enough pseudo-science things that they definitely can't be called hard science fiction. Personally, I'd say you can't debunk some like FTL because it may be correct since there are theories on how it can be done and we've observed things moving faster than light in the universe, not to mention that faster than light may even be a misnomer - "warp" travel could be fourth dimensional movement that is actually slower than light.

    201. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Like it or not, the term "sci-fi" has evolved so that it now means a type of speculative fiction which generally involves people living in the future, and frequently involves space ships but not always.
      >>>

      By this reasoning Asimov and Heinlein and Clarke didn't create science fiction or sci-fi. A huge chunk of their stories were set in the present, and didn't involve spaceships at all. Therefore you definition is flawed.

      I like my definition is better - science fiction without the science should not be using that label. It should be properly categorized as fantasy along with Harry Potter and Buffy and Star Wars.

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    202. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by commodore64_love · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      >>>I agree; I think Star Trek went overboard with the technobabble. But the point is that in ST, unlike "hard sci-fi", the technology is not the point of the show, it's character development, moral issues, etc.
      >>>

      Question:

      Why would I want to waste my time watching a show that, according to the laws of universe, cannot possibly exist? I'm not a big fan of non-existent fantasy worlds, although I did watch some of the Potter movies. I like to look at shows and think, "Well that could happen someday," and that's simply not true of Trek's magic.

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    203. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>why is a [BSG] society that can build giant spacecraft with faster than light travel not able to, say, cure cancer? How about viruses? Nope - they quarantine those
      >>>

      If some physicist discovered a way to achieve lightspeed this year, we could build aircraft carrier-sized spaceships within ten years time, and set out to explore nearby stars during the 2020s. But we still wouldn't have a cure for cancer. Or viruses. You presume too much.

      Progress in one realm of science (physics) doesn't automatically mean progress in other branches (biology). Heck, look at psychology, which has made little progress despite over 100 years of research into the brain, and is still mostly voodoo and guessing.

      Your complaint is akin to those forum posters who in 1994, while watching Babylon 5, said the show ought to have transporters.

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    204. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>My favorite impossibility from the series is Data. As a philosopher, I know that a computer will never be self-aware

      I was under the impression that Data is not a computer, but instead a mechanical brain. It mimics our our brain and its neurons, but instead of using chemicals and carbon-based cells, it uses electricity and metal-based cells. In fact I've seen early tests using FPGAs where, instead of programming the FPGA directly, it was gradually taught how to give desired responses to stimuli..... comparable to how a worm's brain interacts. Simplistic but capable of learning.

      So Data would be the natural progression of that early FPGA experiment, but set 300 years from now.

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    205. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>After all it was known that 64k should be enough...

      64K is enough. My computer could use a faster processor (say 100 megahertz), but the 64 kilobytes is plenty of room for surfing the net, or writing book reports, or balancing my checkbook. ;-)

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    206. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Slavery used to be considered part of "human nature.

      It still is. When the boss says "jump" don't ask "how high", just jump. Or in this economy, starve while you look for a new job with the bad referral your slavemaster is going to give you.

      So was hunting and gathering

      It still is. Most firearms aren't bought for self-protection, and no bows are -- they're bought because people like to hunt. It's in our nature. And people still grow gardens; you have to hunt for those tomatos on that bush. Tending a garden is hard work, but people still do it because it's in our nature to do so.

      Violence is often described as part of "human nature"

      And anyone who's ever been been in grade school knows that it certainly is. It's just that we learn to be peaceful. We're born as violent, selfich brats who have to be educated out of our violent ways. There has yet to be a single day in the history of mankind that someone somewhere wasn't at war.

    207. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Communist? No. It's just that the matter replicator makes money unnecessary. And no mistake, when we do actually get matter replicators, the rich and their idiot lemmings (the same ones against unions) will fight it tooth and nail.

      They have elected officials and private property, and the nice thing is nobody's going to steal your bike when they can just replicate their own. How are they in any way communist? They're past both communism and capitalism.

    208. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Veggiesama · · Score: 1

      And that quote is one of the reasons why DS9 is one of the most beloved--and hated--series in the Star Trek franchise.

      It's great because it turned some of the long-held Trek conventions on their heads. For instance, the Federation and most of the protagonists resort to morally gray actions during times of crisis. Sisko himself lies to bring the Romulans in on his side in the war, and he has to deal with the repercussions.

      Suddenly the Federation is not so different from us, and I can imagine that would have upset the fanbois.

    209. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Difference being: we're not going to hunt down and kill Charles Stross, his family, his entire lineage and anyone sharing his last name and/or skin colour.

      Star Trek fans just shrug and label him as a pompous imbecile, then go on with their lives (or lack thereof).

      Knowing what Mr Stross thinks of Trek doesn't make me any more or less skeptical of tachyon emissions.

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    210. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Well, jst because it's a dumb movie doesn't mean it's not science fiction, and I imagine that if you look at lists of movies by genre, you'll find that it is indeed science fiction. It is by the wikipedia definition of sci-fi. "A setting in outer space, on other worlds, or involving aliens[3]" is the second on the list of things that make a story science fiction.

      crappy medicine [ever notice how they never try to resuscitate anyone?

      In one of the Star Treks (4?) McCoy gives Kirk a pair of antique reading glasses for his age related farsightedness because he's allergic to the drug that softens the eye's focusing lens. Why didn't he just transport kirk's lens out and transport a CrystaLens in its place? Of course, there wasn't any such thing when that movie was written (FDA approved in 2003), but sheesh, I thought it was pretty weak even when the movie was new, before they came out with it. I could envision some sort of artificial device to replace the lens!

      space noise

      That always was a big hurdle to my suspension of disbelief. They got it right as early as 1969 with 2001: A Space Oddessy, why couldn't Lucas do it in 1976?

      but there are enough pseudo-science things that they definitely can't be called hard science fiction

      A lot of things in STOS that were considered extremely improbable to the point of silliness at the time are now commonplace (communicators, flat screen computers, etc).

    211. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Piercings and tattoos suck, man. Especially on women.

    212. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by DaedylusSL · · Score: 1

      But the technology *has* to be mostly separate from the plot. ...In Sci-Fi, the fiction has to come before the science

      Yes. The problem that ST:TNG (and probably the others; I kinda quite watching Star Trek after that ended) ran into was when episode plots were resolved with bad, techy science. When a Star Trek writer could write the climax of an episode as "[tech] the [tech]. Geordi does the [tech] and saves the day" that's a BAD episode. Episodes that were about people and their interactions ("there are FOUR lights!") could be (and sometimes were) really good episodes.

    213. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      You mistake role for function, and you have yet to hear of any pre-kingship hunter-gatherer societies. Executive function - which may be dynamic or situational - is different from status. Very, very different.

    214. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      I have heard of them, but I have yet to see any evidence that they were egalitarian. In all human societies that I have seen, some people were more dominant than others. Those people were always the dominant ones in that particular society. The only exceptions to this sort of social structure is when those who would otherwise be dominant choose to elevate those who would otherwise be subservient to equality, this is a short term phenomena that requires the presence of unusual individuals.

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    215. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      You are below an elementary familiarity with anthropology. (What human societies have you seen? Have any of them been pre-modern?) Review the basic literature on hunter-gather societies and social heirarchies. I recommend starting with the work of Pierre van den Berghe, who is even a sociobiologist, yet recognizes the absence of social stratification in hunter-gather societies.

      There is substantial literature on this, you should avail yourself of it before promoting generalized observations as truth about human nature. I would also point out your own .sig in this regard....

    216. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Creepy · · Score: 1

      By loose definition, maybe, but Fantasy could be by setting. I remember reading a book about thieves and no magic, but the world was not Earth. I also remember reading a sci-fi series about a thief and can't remember the name of that, either - whether it falls in sci-fi or fantasy depends entirely on setting. I'm pretty sure that many of the Thieves' World stories had little or no magic, but I haven't read them since Elementary School/Jr High, which was long ago.

      Sci-fi is a bit more liberal than that, especially with Space Opera. Star Wars has sound in space, which is undeniably impossible, but it gets put with sci-fi movies, not fantasy movies. Independence Day is an action movie posing as a sci-fi movie and also will be dumped in sci-fi. Ships that big would crush anything underneath it when entering the atmosphere unless they came in very, very slow. They don't.

      Where do you lump Neil Gaiman books like Neverwhere or American Gods? I generally find them under Fantasy, but they are set in the present.

      I've also read books where the magic was in fact technology used in front of a primitive audience.

      Cyberpunk often straddles sci-fi and hard sci-fi by your definition.

      So I'd say
      Fantasy: Setting is current technology or older. Usually assumes the fantastic, not fact (magic, future tech, creatures).

      Sci-fi: Setting is the future, often assumes the fantastic. For example, sound in space, mysterious superpowers like "the force", cyberlimbs that require no power, weapon laser weapons dispersed by dust/smoke, etc.

      Hard Sci-fi: Assumes something that is true, possibly true, or unproven to not be true. Only things that are theoretically possible are allowed, though some highly unlikely things may be allowed. For example, cyberlimbs that do require power, antigravity, antimatter, nanobots, weapon lasers that burn through dust/smoke (you might get some reflection, but not much...), etc. Faster than light travel is sometimes ok in hard sci-fi, sometimes not.

      Some straddle the line - for instance, the teleporters (beamers?) in Star Trek - you can't exactly disprove that it isn't possible, but it is highly unlikely. Also I imagine they'd need to synchronize the ship with the movement of the planet or the rotational velocity of the planet would kill them.

      Personally, I can't outright debunk a "warp" drive, so at this time I'd say it is fine for even hard sci-fi (and some hard sci-fi settings use it). IMO, it is perfectly reasonable to be able to move further than the speed of light without going faster than the speed of light. For instance, if you use 2-space to 3-space rather than 3-space to 4-space the basic theory is easier - take a piece of paper - you want to get from one corner of the paper to another along an edge. You could follow the edge, or you could bend the paper to where the corners touch, the optimal distance (an O shape). Alternatively, you could also bend the paper part way and move through the 3-space between the gaps of paper (paper is a 'U' shape, you move across the top of the U). The big "ifs" here are if 4-space travel is possible and if the plane (paper in the example and meaning 3-space) can be bent.

    217. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by xycadium · · Score: 1

      It always bugged me that so many had fully automatic assault rifles, among other weapons, and no one ever got shot .. not once. Or, did I miss a bullet somewhere once? I liked it as a kid growing up in the 80s but I tried to watch it the other day (netflix is great isn't it!?) and was so insulted by the stupidity of it (how can military vets of such superior caliber miss so badly and so much at close range with assault rifles?, not to mention all the bad guys also missing under the same circumstances?) that I shipped the dvd back without finishing it. Then I watch some airwolf and at least one person gets blown into pieces each episode with acute seriousness! It's great! :) Is that what separated the kids shows from the adult's shows? Or was it something else?

    218. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by jgrahn · · Score: 1

      >>>Like it or not, the term "sci-fi" has evolved so that it now means a type of speculative fiction which generally involves people living in the future, and frequently involves space ships but not always. >>>

      By this reasoning Asimov and Heinlein and Clarke didn't create science fiction or sci-fi. A huge chunk of their stories were set in the present, and didn't involve spaceships at all. Therefore you definition is flawed.

      He's not defining anything, he is talking about what people think, and he uses the word "generally".

      I like my definition is better - science fiction without the science should not be using that label. It should be properly categorized as fantasy along with Harry Potter and Buffy and Star Wars.

      Then the golden age writers you mention should go there, too. I'm sure Heinlein, probably Asimov and maybe even Clarke knew much of their "science" was bull, but put it in the story because it was interesting and drove the plot. But they had to pretend they believed in it, and so did the audience. It's very visible in many of Sturgeon's stories -- there is half a page describing why FTL travel works, then the subject never comes up again, like it was some ritual that had to be done. And you know what? A good story is still a good story. It doesn't make it any less serious, or more childish.

    219. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Someone claims they don't like Linux and gives examples of why.
      Linux fanboys (especially fanatics) interpret his words as a hostile attack on their beloved icon, no matter what his intent."

      There fixed that for you!

    220. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by mfrank · · Score: 1

      I took a class in neural networks almost 20 years ago. One project was to get a small network to "learn" how to recugnize handwritten numbers. On a 486/33 running overnight it got to the point where it could recognize a number right over 90% of the time, just with a a few dozen neurons. However, it would probably be impossible to determine *why* that network was able to recognize the numbers.

      Consciousness (however you want to define it) is almost certainly an emergent property, and if it can emerge in a toddler it should be able to emerge in a properly designed piece of hardware. And even you can you can do a core dump on that hardware, you'll *never* figure out why it's conscious.

    221. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Yeah except you were correct because record players and CDs are not the same thing. Record players have the sound physically engraved on the surface, and even though some attempts were made to put records in cars, the vibration of the road were picked-up as sound.

      CDs are different. CDs don't record the actual sound but just record the data (1s and 0s) so that even if they vibrate that doesn't become an audible sound on your speakers. Your friend was wrong when he said we'd have record players in cars. Nowadays we don't even have record players in our homes since they were phased out.

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    222. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by catmistake · · Score: 1

      I took a class in neural networks almost 20 years ago. One project was to get a small network to "learn" how to recugnize handwritten numbers. On a 486/33 running overnight it got to the point where it could recognize a number right over 90% of the time, just with a a few dozen neurons. However, it would probably be impossible to determine *why* that network was able to recognize the numbers.

      Interesting. Though it's not clear (at least to me) why it's impossible to determine why the network was able to learn, or even if it was learning (I'll have to take your word for it). A computer can compare things with other things rapidly... I wouldn't call that learning. And its not at all clear that learning, or the ability to learn, is a prerequisite for consciousness.

      Consciousness (however you want to define it) is almost certainly an emergent property,

      I agree.

      and if it can emerge in a toddler it should be able to emerge in a properly designed piece of hardware.

      I disagree. And will continue to do so until you show me this properly designed piece of hardware.

      And even you can you can do a core dump on that hardware, you'll *never* figure out why it's conscious.

      Its relatively easy to guess, probably, why (most) humans are conscious... it gives us some evolutionary advantage. But your last statement intrigues me, as it reminds me of Dennett (paraphrasing: you can chop up the brain in any way you want, but you'll never find the mind). Also, even if it was conscious (which I still maintain it can't be), there is no way to know one way or the other. For all we know, trees, water, air and rocks have consciousness. We have no way to know. You have no way to know if I am really conscious, nor I you.

    223. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      And that fact that a small core of the military can actually nearly do that makes you think it isn't essentially a military run state?

      That appears to be evidence for the military running everything. The USSR had a civilian government too.

    224. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      The USSR had elected officials.

      Star Fleet judges seem to rule in civilian courts, so clearly the military run the legal system.

      The government/military controls all communication and transportation.

      There are clearly no privacy rights, the government/military snoops on whatever it wants.

      All the trading seen is done in a black market currency.

      And there isn't any more private property visible in Star Trek than there was in the USSR.

      It reeks of a soviet style communist state.

    225. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      Haha! It's amazing what can be marked as troll here. Ah well. In for a penny in for a pound.

      Btw I never said that I hated TV. I just find that there isn't enough content I really want to watch to warrant giving one space in my own home. The rest I can either buy on DVD or watch online. No probs there.

      You also seem to completely misunderstood my comment. Leaving class distinction aside as the useless bigotry it usually is, good music is good music. Good drama is good drama. Good graphic art is good graphic art. If 99% of adherents of the culture it is produced in and for do not understand it, then it is crap. On the other hand, many of what you call the 'unwashed masses' could probably benefit from a little learning about the appreciation of different art forms. I strongly suspect that the tastes of most people have been dulled by a bland diet so that they find it difficult to appreciate more flavoursome morsels and often wish that I could share the excellent subtleties I enjoy in different styles of music from Early Baroque through to experimental electronic music and folk ( and modern) music from around the world with more of my friends. Most peoples aural 'taste buds' just aren't developed enough though.

      Umm, why is it great that I've never owned a TV? That's like people congratulating others on being a vegetarian. It's personal choice. Nothing more. I do think that limiting passive entertainment like TV is a good idea though.

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    226. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I don't know... is she hot?

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    227. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Here's what comes through on your posts (and my guess why you were modded troll)--you act as if you know better than everybody else. You believe that you know what good music is (by acting as if the question is simple and saying others don't have "aural taste buds" as good as yours). Your mini-TV rant is classically parodied by the onion.

      "Good music is good music" (etc) -- well who decides that? You seem to waver from your statement of "what's popular!" Believe it or not, standards over time DO change. Heck, again believe it or not, reasonable smart people can disagree about what good music is! Like I said in a different post, I'm a big believer in the latin phrase de gustibus non est disputandum -- there's no disputing taste!

      Umm, why is it great that I've never owned a TV?

      I figured you wanted to be praised, else why mention it after trashing television as a medium? Or why say you want to "limit" passive entertainment -- again, you sound as if you know best, and other people should just act like you, or listen to you.

      ~shrug~ maybe you DON'T actually feel like this, but it's sure as heck how your posts come across! I don't think you deserved the troll mod, but I can see how it happened.

    228. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by the_womble · · Score: 1

      Perhaps part of the problem is that Star Trek fans are taking it too seriously?

      Also the vast majority of such situations with regard to Christianity are not taken as a hostile attack. The new atheism is taken as a hostile attack, but then again it usually deliberately hostile (e,g, Christopher Hitchens wanting all beleivers in any religion daed).

      So, apparently, Star Trek fans get more riled about reasoned attacks on than Christians do about their religion. They need to get out more.

    229. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by sulliwan · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck_test If you have a chinese room which you can't tell apart from a genuine person, then it is for all intents and purposes a genuine person. Metaphysical arguments can stay in the rubbish bin where they rightfully belong.

    230. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Idaho · · Score: 1

      As Scott Adams says; "The Holodeck will be mankind's last great invention". I'll leave it as an exercise to the reader to work out why we'd never ever want to leave.

      David Foster Wallace worked out this theme (among others) in great detail - 1200 pages - in his novel "Infinite Jest".

      (Unfortunately, and ironically perhaps, he committed suicide sometime last year.)

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    231. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      Just a little disclaimer. I studied music for several years, including at a tertiary level and have performed in several groups ranging from chamber groups to orchestras, both those of academic institutions and professional. Though I specialized in Double Bass, I also studied various other instruments with highly renowned teachers. I left the music arena after severe illness several years ago and now only teach occasionally. When it comes to music, well, I think I've put in enough years of decent study and performance to consider myself at least a learned pupil.

      As for the desire for praise. You're right. I don't actually feel like this. I don't really give a shit whether people praise me or not and loath people drooling over me. Trust me. I get enough compliments and generally find them more embarrassing than anything else.

      Concerning TV. When I likened that to the issue of Vegetarianism, I wasn't joking. I've been vegetarian for some 14yrs or so because it seems to suit my metabolism, but people praise me about it like it's something akin to high virtue. I do it because it suits me and meat doesn't interest me. What is virtuous about that? I don't own a TV set because as an adolescent I wasted so many hours and days in front of the box to no gain when there are far more interesting things in life. I do on occasion enjoy watching TV with some friends or the next door neighbours. Usually clever live comedy or the like. Things I can't predict. Programs like Law and Order and many documentaries are quite well done also and I will stay to watch them if in the room when they come on. If I can predict what is going to happen in the storyline or in a drama cannot suspend disbelief, I'm not interested.

      I had no intention of attacking TV itself as a medium, but like most other common forms of expression or entertainment, 99% of content produced is crap. Same as books, cinema, music etc. Only these days we have the curse of easy recording, archiving and reproduction of this crap. Can't wait til it's all just on the internet so we can search it and sieve out what we want at will, leaving the rest to obscurity.

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    232. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Star Trek wasn't really about science, imo, so much as about society. Most episodes were about taking some modern social issue and turning it on its head to illustrate a point.

      Star Trek did a good job on a few modern issues but the society portrayed in Star Trek is really hard to swallow. No greed, no economy, no (or few, depending on which show/episode you watch) enlisted personnel, etc, etc. I rather liked when Eddington ripped the Federation apart: "I know you. I was like you once, but then I opened my eyes. Open your eyes, Captain. Why is the Federation so obsessed about the Maquis? We've never harmed you. And yet we're constantly arrested and charged with terrorism. Starships chase us through the Badlands, and our supporters are harassed and ridiculed. Why? Because we've left the Federation, and that's the one thing you can't accept. Nobody leaves paradise. Everyone should want to be in the Federation. Hell, you even want the Cardassians to join. You're only sending them replicators so that one day they can take their rightful place on the Federation Council. You know, in some ways you're worse than the Borg. At least they tell you about their plans for assimilation. You're more insidious... you assimilate people and they don't even know it. "

      That's funny. it's the total opposite position OF Kirk in one (maybe a couple) of the TOS episodes. Man can't have paradise b/c he needs the struggle in order to be "man."

    233. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm aware of how CDs and vinyl work, and technically I was right, but a CD is in fact a record of a performance; it's simply digitally encoded rather than recording an analog. And what's more, to someone like Tom, a CD is just a small silver record.

    234. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Star Fleet judges seem to rule in civilian courts

      I thought I'd seen every episode; what episode had a civilian trial? The only trials I saw in Star Trek were Q judging humanity and courts martial of starfleet personnel (Spock and Pike, Whether or not Data is sentient, Wesley after the piloting accident in the academy). Did Sisko's dad get arrested for spanking Jake or something?

      The government/military controls all communication and transportation.

      Again, where is this spelled out? Yes, the military owns the communicators that military personell in the starships use, but I don't see any indication of the military controlling communication and transportation. I have almost all the episodes (except the last season of Voyager and the gawdoffal "Enterprise"), point to an episode?

      And there isn't any more private property visible in Star Trek than there was in the USSR.

      Sisko's dad's restaraunt is government owned? What episode do they say that?

    235. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      I thought I'd seen every episode; what episode had a civilian trial? The only trials I saw in Star Trek were Q judging humanity and courts martial of starfleet personnel (Spock and Pike, Whether or not Data is sentient, Wesley after the piloting accident in the academy). Did Sisko's dad get arrested for spanking Jake or something?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Bashir,_I_Presume%3F civilian sentenced by a military judge.

      Again, where is this spelled out? Yes, the military owns the communicators that military personell in the starships use, but I don't see any indication of the military controlling communication and transportation. I have almost all the episodes (except the last season of Voyager and the gawdoffal "Enterprise"), point to an episode?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradise_Lost_(Star_Trek:_Deep_Space_Nine) - there's no way you can pull off a complete news blackout without controlling all communications.

      In DS9 every use communication starts and ends with the starfleet logo, even for the civilians.

      And the DS9 tech manual states that the subspace relay system is entirely Federation owned.

      How many private space craft have you seen owned by Federation civilians? Quark has one, but of course he isn't Federation but that proves they aren't so expensive that only the government can own them.

      In Paradise Lost, again, where's the mad rush as civilians try and flee a crisis in their private ships. Oh there isn't one, because they obviously don't have any private space craft.

      Why are all the evacuation crisis in various episodes serviced by military starships?

      Sisko's dad's restaraunt is government owned? What episode do they say that?

      So you are saying there wasn't a non-directly government owned restaurant in all of the USSR? Could he sell the restaurant whenever he wanted, convert it into something else, etc, etc. We don't know how much government involvement there was.

      We do know that private space craft are *much* less common under the Federation than under non-Federation governments. We know communication is controlled by the government since they own the relay network and in DS9 have the ability to snoop on the civilian communication at will.

      Obviously most of what we see are the military in the first place, but DS9 gives some indication of what life is like for Federation citizens.

      But I'm just regurgitating arguments I've heard before. My limited Star Trek watching gave me the impression of a communist military state, but given you really only see military life that's not that unexpected. But I haven't exactly spent time studying this :)

    236. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Fair enough--I apologize for anything I misinterpreted in the discussion.

    237. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      No worries. Debate is good.

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    238. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      Maybe we'd have the Afghanistan thing wrapped up if we just translated old A-Team episodes into Pashtu and distributed it to everyone.

    239. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by hrimhari · · Score: 1

      I'll take my time machine and go tell that at Jules Verne's face right now!

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    240. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by changa · · Score: 1


      <Stross> Hrumph, hrumph! I only like "HARD" science fiction! </stross>

      How good for him, why does he remind me of this guy: Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Own A Television.

      http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28694

    241. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      It was my impression that people take shitty jobs (or any job in some cases) because they have to in order to get by. There is nobody like that in the Star Trek fiction. Right?

    242. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1
      I wasn't wondering why someone would start a space restaurant or want to explore. I think I'm the sort of nerd that would want a humaned space program which is independent of Starfleet. I mean, consider, there's nothing in the star trek mythos that keeps you from going to space without joining the space navy. Sure, only Starfleet goes out to the dangerous frontiers, but what proportion of Starfleet do this? A tiny one. And a tiny proportion of that proportion really get to enjoy it, because the rest are mopping the deck or something.

      You can bet that I wouldn't be posting on Slashdot if the only way I could do it is to enlist in a military organization which orders me to. That's just not what Slashdot is about. If I put in volunteer time, it would be to help engineer a space program that rivals Starfleet but with more of a focus on habitation and less of a stick up its ass.

    243. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      Actually yes, and I agree, that was some smart writing. So are some other detective stories, including several by Doyle.

    244. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      Meh. I mean, it's not awful, but not what I'm talking about.

    245. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Then people (er, guys anyway) will be interested regardless...

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    246. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Well, that's the thing, joining Starfleet isn't mandatory, and in fact most folks don't want to, so don't. Occasionally you'll see a civilian craft (Okona, where the guy is playing cupid and stops a war), but in Saving Private Ryan how many civilian vehicles did you see? In a show about Starfleet, Starfleet is about all you're going to see. If all you knew about the US was the movie Heartbreak Ridge you would think it was an authoritarian hell hole.

    247. Re:Scalzi on Stross on ST by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      Star Wars is set in the Past (A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...), the movies have sound in space (but this is true of many Hard Sci-Fi books made into films), but all the tech is possible as far as I know, excepting "The force"

      The lines are very blurry ... I have read pure hard Sci-Fi set in the past (not our past but one that could have happened), and Fantasy set in the future, McCaffrey's Dragon books look like fantasy but they are set in the future and she makes flying, firebreathing dragons seem possible

      Warp drive, is probably do-able.. nothing in physics prohibits it (as far as we know)

      Teleporters, Heisenburg limits would seem to rule this out ... but there may be a way round this?

      Hyperspace, nothing currently suggests this exists, or if it does (m-brane space maybe) that we can access it ...?

      If you think star trek is soft SciFi, go and use an PDA (PADD), or Mobile/(Communicator)

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  2. Looking good in those tights by flahwho · · Score: 5, Funny

    Charles is NOT A MERRY MAN!

    1. Re:Looking good in those tights by Malfourmed · · Score: 2, Funny

      The above should not have been modded offtopic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ICpoWtFFzc

    2. Re:Looking good in those tights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Courage fail? If you had any balls you would post logged in. Of course racist cowards like you know
      what you are and try to hide your inadeqacies behind pathetic posts like the above. It was a pleasure to mod you out of existance.

    3. Re:Looking good in those tights by ijakings · · Score: 1

      Where are my modpoints when I need them. Mod this genius up.

    4. Re:Looking good in those tights by flahwho · · Score: 1

      You know , this guy needs to lighten up, IT'S A FREAKING FICTIONAL TV SHOW.

  3. Ok.. by Anrego · · Score: 0

    So.. is there anything to discuss here?

    New age "hard core" sci-fi type writter states opinion regarding epic mainstream sci-fi series... world acknoledges opinion... life continues?

    This isn't ground breaking stuff here.. most main-stream sci-fi just uses tech as a backdrop.. but it's been immensly popular. And like anything else immensly popular.. there are people who arn't going to like it.

    1. Re:Ok.. by NoYob · · Score: 3, Informative
      I don't think that was his point.

      The biggest weakness of the entire genre is this: the protagonists don't tell us anything interesting about the human condition under science fictional circumstances.

      I've been watching a lot of "Outer Limits" on Hulu of late (some of the best episodes aren't available there or on Netflix - only on DVD. What gives?!?). The best stories are about how people interact with aliens, their technology or both or with humans technology and progress. One episode has a plot based on transportation and duplicating folks and how people might deal with it. Or another plot that finds an alien and assumes their hostile only to find out they're friendly and we humans over reacted. Sometimes, it's the reverse. I painted some broad strokes here but I think I'm making my point. Although, some episodes were kind of hokey - the one with Alyssa Milano "Caught in the Act" was so-so, but it was nice seeing her half naked - what a doll!

      Many of Star Trek's episodes were nothing but humans dealing with human subjects with a lot of technology around. The Naked Time (and the copy on ST:TNG) episode is a perfect example. It could have happened anywhere at anytime. The fact that it was on a spaceship really didn't add anything to the story other than filler.

      Star Wars isn't any better, btw.

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    2. Re:Ok.. by pthisis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've been watching a lot of "Outer Limits" on Hulu of late (some of the best episodes aren't available there or on Netflix - only on DVD. What gives?!?). The best stories are about how people interact with aliens, their technology or both or with humans technology and progress. One episode has a plot based on transportation and duplicating folks and how people might deal with it. Or another plot that finds an alien and assumes their hostile only to find out they're friendly and we humans over reacted.

      That's all well and good, but it sort of seems to be tilting at windmills to complain that popular sci-fi isn't hard sci-fi. The most popular sci-fi movies and TV shows have almost all been stories about humans dealing with human subjects, with the sci-fi as window dressing and action/effects fodder--Star Trek and Star Wars come to mind most readily.

      There's certainly a place for hard sci-fi/speculative fiction/whatever you want to call it, but just yelling at the fact that most popular shows aren't _that_ is just cranky and obvious.

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    3. Re:Ok.. by causality · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've been watching a lot of "Outer Limits" on Hulu of late (some of the best episodes aren't available there or on Netflix - only on DVD. What gives?!?). The best stories are about how people interact with aliens, their technology or both or with humans technology and progress. One episode has a plot based on transportation and duplicating folks and how people might deal with it. Or another plot that finds an alien and assumes their hostile only to find out they're friendly and we humans over reacted.

      Reminds me too of that Twilight Zone episode, "To Serve Man." "The rest of the book...it's a COOKBOOK!!"

      Star Wars isn't any better, btw.

      Agreed. Star Wars very well could have had a medieval setting and it would have made no real difference to the plot. Instead of warriors who build their own light-sabers, the Jedi very well could have been warriors who understood blacksmithing and forged their own blades. Instead of visiting other planets, they could have been traveling to far-away lands. Instead of a Death Star, the evil Empire could have had some kind of super siege engine. The Force isn't terribly unlike the use of magical powers that is standard fare for many games or movies with a medieval setting. Instead of dogfighting spaceships, there could have been large-scale naval battles or even the use of cavalry. The story is your basic "good vs. evil" in which good ultimately prevails even though it looks pretty hopeless for a while, with some elements of philosophy thrown in. It could easily be adapted for a non-technological setting without giving up any of its themes or crucial elements.

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    4. Re:Ok.. by haystor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The thing that annoyed me most in Star Trek is the invention of new technology during the show:
      1. Ship is in grave condition.
      2. Crew member has recently been studying some obscure bit of science and how it went disastrously wrong for the best minds in the universe.
      3. Someone says, "what if we do this instead?"
      4. Someone counters that it the only mention of doing that was a hypothetical and has never been experimented with.
      5. In the next 2 hours of ship time the crew of the Enterprise proceeds to advance the state of the art in both engineering and physics in the same effort on a ship that's getting its ass kicked.

      Well done.

      We all know it's Science Fiction and that we're going to have to suspend disbelief at some point, but that should be at the onset. The curtain should open with a "What if this universe existed as such?" It should not be introduced as a major plot element unless you are producing farce. An Outer Limits or Twilight Zone might ask, "what if we were the aliens?" and play out the consequences, or "What if all disease were cured?". The viewer suspends disbelief and watches the creator's interpretation of how that plays out. In Star Trek they ask that "What if we can't get out of this bind?" and they ask the viewer to suspend disbelief in the last 5 minutes of the show. It's one step short of having a magic genie show up, wave his hands and fix everything. Oh wait, Q.

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    5. Re:Ok.. by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      So.. is there anything to discuss here?

      Hey remember that popular TV show from the 90s? The one that limped along for years with lousy ratings before it was finally cancelled? I have just discovered the edgy opinion that it wasn't very good.

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    6. Re:Ok.. by Hitman_Frost · · Score: 1

      There's a saying I heard once - "Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem".

      Babylon 5 was far more realistic in that things weren't magically wrapped up in 45 minutes.

    7. Re:Ok.. by mo · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Star Wars very well could have had a medieval setting and it would have made no real difference to the plot..

      I think that movie was called Willow

    8. Re:Ok.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me too of that Twilight Zone episode, "To Serve Man." "The rest of the book...it's a COOKBOOK!!"

      Okay, you know, a spoiler warning would have been appreciated.

      Jeez, some people...

    9. Re:Ok.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Star Wars very well could have had a medieval setting and it would have made no real difference to the plot. Instead of warriors who build their own light-sabers, the Jedi very well could have been warriors who understood blacksmithing and forged their own blades.

      The story is your basic "good vs. evil" in which good ultimately prevails even though it looks pretty hopeless for a while, with some elements of philosophy thrown in. It could easily be adapted for a non-technological setting without giving up any of its themes or crucial elements.

      Or perhaps completely the reverse... Star Wars was heavily inspired by 'The Hero of a Thousand Faces'. In other words, it is the distillation of that "basic good vs. evil" plot that you are talking about.

    10. Re:Ok.. by ignavus · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Star Wars very well could have had a medieval setting and it would have made no real difference to the plot..

      I think that movie was called Willow

      Or "Lord of the Rings"

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    11. Re:Ok.. by vxvxvxvx · · Score: 1

      I've been watching a lot of "Outer Limits" on Hulu of late (some of the best episodes aren't available there or on Netflix - only on DVD. What gives?!?).

      Personally, I feel some of the best episodes aren't available on DVD either. Seriously, WTF haven't they released the entire series on DVD yet? Just those silly "collections" of themed episodes, leaving most of it out.

    12. Re:Ok.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Star Wars very well could have had a medieval setting and it would have made no real difference to the plot.

      That might have something to do with it being a takeoff of a film set in medieval Japan.

    13. Re:Ok.. by scaryjohn · · Score: 1

      An Outer Limits or Twilight Zone might ask, "what if we were the aliens?" and play out the consequences, or "What if all disease were cured?".

      Done and done.

      I know that wasn't your point, and technobabble episodes bit early and hard. But sometimes Star Trek really does act as a vehicle for alegory. And sometimes they beat the Twilight Zone at their own game. (And sometimes they don't.)

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    14. Re:Ok.. by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      You're saying what I would be saying if I had time to be in this discussion.

      Science fiction starts with an unreal premise. Which is why I don't make a lot of distinction between fantasy and sci-fi.

      Sometimes the unrealness of this premise is 'We invented a time machine or discovered telepathy' and that's the only change. Sometime it's 'we're in the future or another universe with magic'. Whatever.

      But this can never solve the plot's conflict, unless the unreal is very carefully explained in the first place. (Harry Potter attempted to do this, incidentally, in the climax to the series, and opinions are divided on whether or not it worked. As those specific rule of magic was repeatedly drilled into my head, I'll give them a pass.)

      Note sometimes it can be hard to figure what the 'conflict' is, often people mistake the problem driving the episode as the conflict, but it does not have to be.

      For example, if a dozen people get locked in a house and people start going crazy, someone starts killing the others, the 'problem' is the weather...but no one's going to 'solve' that.

      But here's a sci-fi example on how to do it right, strangely from Star Trek: Bashir and Garak are on the holodeck, and something goes wrong with the transporter, and most of the remaining main character's bodies are dumped into the holodeck program.

      Now, if we had had an episode about trying to get people out of the holodeck, that would be exceptionally lame. But we didn't get that...we got a few status updates on how close the solution was, but we didn't really care about. It was some random timelimit, like the storm outside, and we knew it would magically go away when the story was over, probably in the nick of time.

      Instead of caring about the 'problem', we instead had a rather surreal roleplaying session, where Bashir attempted to play a pre-scripted Bond-like story in a totally crazy way so that no one got killed. (Even people who were supposed to.)

      We all understood the rules straight off the bat, and there was no techobabble to save him. If he 'died', he was fine (For once, the safeties weren't broken.), the game was over, and everyone else died. If he got anyone else's body killed, they were dead.

      This resulted in an absolutely hilarious episode, as Bashir's 'spy character' made increasingly strange (For people actually playing the hologame) decisions, helped along by Bashir's genre savviness, and all the silly cliches lampshaded by the actual spy Garak.

      In the end, Bashir attempted to throw his lot in with the supervillian and he actually 'destroyed the earth'. At which point the villain still tried to kill him, despite all logic...probably due the programmer never even considering anyone would reach the end of a game with the goal to save the world...and then deliberately destroy it.

      No techno-babble solution. Not even any actual sci-fi in the story itself, just sci-fi to *set up* the story with a crazy premise 'A guy is role playing a (lawyer-friendly) James Bond movie, and suddenly he has to make sure that, under no circumstances, do specific characters get killed...or that he gets killed...or that he leaves the games.'

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    15. Re:Ok.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Agreed. Star Wars very well could have had a medieval setting and it would have made no real difference to the plot."
      Indeed, especially considering that Star Wars WAS originally placed in a medieval setting with Kurosawa's "The Hidden Fortress".

      "Instead of warriors who build their own light-sabers"
      Citation needed. Please indicate where in ANY of the Star Wars films the jedi are described as manufacturing their own weapons. The concept is evocative, for sure, but there's really nothing to it other than silly expanded universe tripe.

    16. Re:Ok.. by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      As I understand it the whole "Jedis make their own lightsabers" bit is quite well established in Star Wars canon or at least that's what one of my cow-orkers who is obsessed with Star Wars says, I've never really had much interest in Star Wars myself as it always seemed to me that while Star Trek often plays it fast and loose with tech and science in order to advance the story Star Wars just turns it up to eleven by using the "Lucas got high and just made a bunch of shit up" method of fitting technobabble into the storyline (and it would be a little easier to at least attempt to excuse this if it wasn't for the fact that the plots in the Star Wars universe are often completely insane and senseless as well).

      /Mikael

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    17. Re:Ok.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Return of the Jedi (page search for "saber").

      [igniting Luke's saber]
      Darth Vader: I see you have constructed a new light saber. Your skills are complete. Indeed you are powerful as the Emperor has foreseen.

    18. Re:Ok.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Star Wars in some medieval context? Never would have thunk it.

    19. Re:Ok.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure in Return of the Jedi, when Luke gives himself up to Vader, Vader comments on how well he constructed his lightsaber. This is the only "movie cannon" reference I can remember offhand of Jedi crafting their own lightsabers.

  4. hmmm by nomadic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The thing that annoyed me the most about Star Trek, and it was most common in the Next Generation, was the idiotic idea of solving a made-up scientific problem with made-up technology. It has no value to a plot; actually it's the opposite of plot, if there is such a thing.

    1. Re:hmmm by Disgruntled+Goats · · Score: 1

      It has no value to a plot; actually it's the opposite of plot, if there is such a thing.

      What happens if you mix plot and anti-plot together?!

    2. Re:hmmm by stoolpigeon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, anti-plot. Very dangerous stuff. It's red and even though it only takes a few drops of anti-plot to take out an entire world, Spock flew around in a ship with enough of it to take out just about every populated planet of significance. 'Cause you just never know when you'll need more anti-plot.

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    3. Re:hmmm by Attaturk · · Score: 5, Informative

      The thing that annoyed me the most about Star Trek, and it was most common in the Next Generation, was the idiotic idea of solving a made-up scientific problem with made-up technology. It has no value to a plot; actually it's the opposite of plot, if there is such a thing.

      You're thinking of 'deus ex machina', which is a plot device along the lines of "and suddenly a god-like being appeared and fixed everything". It's the fate of all lazy fiction and, sadly, it's not restricted to sci-fi - although the opportunity to invent suitable technobabble does make it rather easier.

    4. Re:hmmm by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      What happens if you mix plot and anti-plot together?!

      Battlefield Earth.

    5. Re:hmmm by Galestar · · Score: 1

      Actually, it is a little-known fact that it is actually the interactions of plot and anti-plot that power TNG's warp core, as opposed to the widely held belief that it is matter and anti-matter. This is an exciting new field of theoretical physics that humans have only just begun to explore.

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    6. Re:hmmm by bughunter · · Score: 1

      OMG. And me without Mod points today.

      Kudos, sir. (Or madam.)

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    7. Re:hmmm by Artraze · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > The thing that annoyed me the most about Star Trek, and it was most common in the Next Generation, was
      > the idiotic idea of solving a made-up scientific problem with made-up technology. It has no value to a
      > plot; actually it's the opposite of plot, if there is such a thing.

      "contrived" is probably the word you're looking for.

      However, how contrived the plot is isn't really the point; the real question is whether or not it makes good TV, and the proof is in the pudding (especially for TNG). TV shows are, after all, entertainment and not great literary works. (Indeed, the two don't frequently go hand-in-hand...)

      Regardless, sci-fi generally means made-up technology, and made-up technology problems. Sometimes these can be/are solved by going back to human ingenuity or 'old-school' tech, but sometimes they need to be solved with more made-up technology. That's just kinda how things go. For example, if you had someone hacking your critical (pulling the plug isn't an option) system, you may have to, say, "reconfigure the firewall". If this were the 1920's and computers were made-up technology, then the whole situation would appear contrived, though from our perspective it's not.

    8. Re:hmmm by eldavojohn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The thing that annoyed me the most about Star Trek, and it was most common in the Next Generation, was the idiotic idea of solving a made-up scientific problem with made-up technology. It has no value to a plot; actually it's the opposite of plot, if there is such a thing.

      Different people are satisfied with different levels of explanation. I'm not surprised a sci-fi author is dissatisfied with another sci-fi writer's work. Possibly could explain the great divide between Star Wars and Star Trek fans. Rarely was a hyperdrive or the force explained in great detail in Star Wars but Star Trek seemed to like to take it a couple steps further. And when they got into midichlorians just to measure the force it presented a possible science to the force or an explanation and the fans revolted. I liken it to cheerleaders at football games. From a distance and on TV they look great but if you've ever got up in one of their mugs during a game they are caked -- I mean caked -- with makeup. To a disgusting degree. It's so you can see it from a great distance in the stands but up close they're circus clowns. Similar to this a lot of sci-fi plot devices fall apart upon closer inspection. Those that hold up are allowed deep introspection before the readers/viewer/listener gets upset. Personally I cannot stand the way magic is explained in Harry Potter yet I eat up "The One Power" from the Wheel of Time like a fanboi ready to forgive Robert Jordan for purple prose, "light" oath taking and hair tugging. I guess it's just the way I am and how those authors deliver to me.

      Oh, and my biggest beef with Star Trek is the stretched analogies (after I just made one about cheerleaders) in the original series. I feel this has caused a lot of nerds to stretch for analogies when explaining something complicated. That analogy allowed for little explanation to be made and since it was made to something real in real life we were more likely to swallow it. Now, let's say you're trying to explain something complicated in real life and you're a Star Trek fan. You're probably tempted to stretch to an analogy but, in the end, what have you really taught that person? Nothing but a (possibly) problematic association a la Ted Stevens' Tubes.

      In the end it's fiction. It gets scrutinized because it's such massively popular fiction. A lot of this criticism is really stupid stuff and nitpicking. My advice is just relax and enjoy it or simply find something else to watch.

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    9. Re:hmmm by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      It's actually a Vegan from Vega.

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    10. Re:hmmm by causality · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of 'deus ex machina' [wikipedia.org], which is a plot device along the lines of "and suddenly a god-like being appeared and fixed everything".

      Yeah, but what's that Q guy got to do with it?

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    11. Re:hmmm by value_added · · Score: 1

      the idiotic idea of solving a made-up scientific problem with made-up technology

      As opposed to the more traditional approach (to the extent that term is meaningful) that typically relies on made-up characters engaged in made-up conflicts using made-up approaches to achieve made-up ends?

      You might want to consider expanding your notions of drama.

    12. Re:hmmm by Disgruntled+Goats · · Score: 1

      idea of solving a made-up scientific problem with made-up technology.

      Isn't science-fiction all about writing about made-up technology? If it wasn't made-up wouldn't that make it no longer science-fiction but science-nonfiction?

    13. Re:hmmm by nine-times · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You make a good point, but I don't think the problem is just that it's made up, how how unclever the problems and solutions sometimes were. Surely not every problem in the future can be solved by screwing around with the deflector array or realigning dilithium crystals.

    14. Re:hmmm by plawsy · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of 'deus ex machina', which is a plot device along the lines of "and suddenly a god-like being appeared and fixed everything". It's the fate of all lazy fiction and, sadly, it's not restricted to sci-fi

      You mean like BSG's "ending"?

    15. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      There is an internal consistency to star trek tech though. You can't just solve *any* problem by re-aligning the warp matrix... or well, re-aligning the warp matrix will fix a lot of problems in star trek, but most of the problems are with the warp matrix to begin with.

      That's just writing. Invent a problem, let the characters solve it. Roll credits.

      It may not be your cuppa, but essentially all TV writing works that way.

    16. Re:hmmm by nomadic · · Score: 1

      However, how contrived the plot is isn't really the point; the real question is whether or not it makes good TV, and the proof is in the pudding (especially for TNG).

      Exactly, and that's why the episodes where that took prominence didn't make good TV.

    17. Re:hmmm by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 0

      Well to be honest the Sci Fi writers are writers not scientists. They don't know too much about Science and anything they write they tend to make up.

      But some things on the Star Trek show made it to reality. Spock was using floppy disks in one episode and then later the Floppy Disk was invented, on the show they looked like 3.5" floppys that Sony later invented. Also the Classic Star Trek communicators eventually lead to the invention of the cell phone, which almost everyone uses in modern day times.

      Still no transporter, warp drive, phasers, human like androids, or even a Tricorder yet. But we don't know if such things are possible or impossible, we just don't know how they work, and the Science on Star Trek was imaginary and nothing like Real Life Science.

      When you have a show in the future, with advanced science, you cannot make a plot based on science or technology without making stuff up. Once Sci Fi universe is the Traveller Universe in which they tried to make the technology and science as realistic as possible. But the Jump Drive is basically a Hyperspace Drive that enters another dimension and takes a shortcut in three Parsecs per Jump factor of the Jump Drive. But almost everything else uses formulas from Physics to explain how they work. Traveller could have made a good movie or series of books, but most Traveller writers didn't know how to write them or used a "Chose your own adventure" type book.

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    18. Re:hmmm by Red4man · · Score: 1, Troll

      What happens if you mix plot and anti-plot together?!
      Star Wars.

      May the force be with you (even if it is just a bunch of midichlorians), dumbass.

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    19. Re:hmmm by Eightbitgnosis · · Score: 1

      Yes the fictional show in a fictional future with fictional technology does use made up physics. Now if they were using real science then these technologies wouldn't exactly be fictional anymore and I'd have warp engines and the holodeck.

    20. Re:hmmm by no1nose · · Score: 1

      Agreed! SciFi (SyFy - wtf!?) is imaginary stuff, mixed with a grain of truth, that *may* inspire someone to figure out a way to make it real.

    21. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing that annoyed me the most about Star Trek, and it was most common in the Next Generation, was the idiotic idea of solving a made-up scientific problem with made-up technology. It has no value to a plot; actually it's the opposite of plot, if there is such a thing.

      You're thinking of 'deus ex machina', which is a plot device along the lines of "and suddenly a god-like being appeared and fixed everything". It's the fate of all lazy fiction and, sadly, it's not restricted to sci-fi - although the opportunity to invent suitable technobabble does make it rather easier.

      Actually, I think he was referring to "Deus Ex Machina Ex Machina" ...

    22. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing that annoyed me the most about Star Trek, and it was most common in the Next Generation, was the idiotic idea of solving a made-up scientific problem with made-up technology. It has no value to a plot; actually it's the opposite of plot, if there is such a thing.

      The thing that annoyed me most about STNG was the ships councilor as part of the bridge crew. Especially when you consider what high standards starfleet academy supposedly had.

    23. Re:hmmm by prichardson · · Score: 1

      The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

      http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-pro1.htm

      just FYI :-)

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    24. Re:hmmm by eples · · Score: 1

      You're kidding right? That's not the show at all. I recall a show that tackled social and moral issues all the time as the centerpiece of the plot.

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    25. Re:hmmm by maxume · · Score: 1

      Made up characters at least have the potential to be more satisfying than made up technology (evaluating whether a given character is plausible is mostly a personal thing, evaluating whether a fantasized technology is plausible is a little personal, but unknown unknowns quickly crop up).

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    26. Re:hmmm by xmundt · · Score: 1

      True enough....There have not been any real scientists writing SF since (to name a couple) Isaac Asimov and Fred Hoyle. However, the really GOOD SF writers DO tend to be far more educated in science and technology than the average population...
                  I would argue, though, that there has not been any "true" SF written since the 50s and 60s. A vast majority of what passes for SF today is nothing more than a fantasy trip. While that is not bad, in and of itself, it is not the root strength of the genre. In my opinion, that strength came from two areas...1) an examination of the failures of society, cloaked in a scientific disguise, which allowed taboo topics to be examined, and, more positive alternatives posited. 2) an extrapolation of how advancing technology might change society, cheering on the positive aspects, and, warning of the dangerous pits we might fall into.
                    With the exception of some of the Cyberpunk writings of Gibson, et al, and POSSIBLY some of the Steampunk genre becoming popular, there are almost no examples of this sort of writing any longer.
                      Regards
                      Dave Mundt
       

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    27. Re:hmmm by maxume · · Score: 1

      There were (bulky!) handheld radios before Star Trek. The cell phone is a natural evolution of radios, miniaturization and the telephone system, not something that came from Star Trek (all sorts of props to the show for getting it right, but it isn't really all that out there).

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    28. Re:hmmm by Chrutil · · Score: 1

      You can't start a sentence with "The thing that annoyed me the most about Star Trek" and not finish it with "Wesley Crusher".

    29. Re:hmmm by haggus71 · · Score: 1

      Vinnie or Vic Vega?

    30. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think deus ex machina would be a more general case than what the parent mentioned. In this case we're talking about DEM being applied to a situation that wouldn't need to exist in the first place, except that it fits the DEM perfectly. Common names are phlebotinum or handwavium. I prefer "pulling a Dan Brown."

      It doesn't need to happen at the end of the story, but it does need to be magic or sufficiently advanced technology. It's the typical resolution device for monster of the week type shows, where they always have "just the thing." I tend to picture deus ex machina as applicable to any or all situations ("it was just a dream") whereas in phlebotinum is specific to a plot or character (Superman only has one weakness, and it only works on him).

      As usual, tvtropes.org have analyzed this in insane levels of detail:
      - If it can't be used outside the plot: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ReedRichardsIsUseless
      - If it has to be obtained at some cost to the protagonist: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlotCoupon
      - If it doesn't actually do anything: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MacGuffin
      - If it's a weapon: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SwordOfPlotAdvancement
      - If it's foreshadowed: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChekhovsGun

      It's crap storytelling like that that keeps me away from serialized fiction. Except Lost, of course :)

    31. Re:hmmm by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      the real question is whether or not it makes good TV, and the proof is in the pudding (especially for TNG). TV shows are, after all, entertainment and not great literary works. (Indeed, the two don't frequently go hand-in-hand...)

      But TNG rather often managed to deliver both! (Well, not literaly literary works, of course...) Just remember episodes like "The inner light" (you may want to remove the Star-Trek-Bookends from that one) or "Chain of Command". Pure work of art every now and then.

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    32. Re:hmmm by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Still no transporter, warp drive, phasers, human like androids, or even a Tricorder yet.

      But as close as you might get

      Don't you think modern smartphones (with wifi) became a kind of PADD already? Whats missing for a tricorder? More sensors? Not included as most people don't need scientific equipment..... But take an existing sensor, hack it up to a bluetooth interface, put that into a saltshaker and wave around with it while reading the readouts on your cellphone.

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    33. Re:hmmm by Narpak · · Score: 1

      My advice is just relax and enjoy it or simply find something else to watch.

      Indeed. If you like something; you like it. If you don't; you don't. Arguing about details and lore for a TV show, or movie, seems like a waste of time. Of course I can understand that someone with an interest in science will find entertainment including pseudo-scientific explanations off-putting, but that goes for just about everything else. I reckon there are cops that find cop shows ridiculous, and doctors who find hospital shows ludicrous, and so on and so forth. If you enjoy something, good for you, if you don't; there is little to be gained by bashing it online. Unless of course you want to get some pats on the back from people that already agree with you. You might have your preferences, but that is all they are; your preferences.

    34. Re:hmmm by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Trek communicators AREN'T cell phones. Look, did you see the Enterprise build funky metal towers all over a strange planet before they let anybody beam down? Does Spock ever have to go outside to get four bars?

      What may be because of Trek is the shape. Just arguably, the flip open look for most cell-phones happened to become more popular because of the resemblance to Trek technology. Even there, it's not a universal part of the design.

      When they get the salt shakers working like in original Star Trek, let me know.

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    35. Re:hmmm by maxume · · Score: 1

      Flip open phones are popular because it makes turning off the keypad extremely simple, and it makes a phone with a well placed speaker and microphone easier to shove in a pocket.

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    36. Re:hmmm by kikito · · Score: 1

      The Iphone in particular, and smartphones in general, are getting more and more similar to tricorders - think augmented reality.

    37. Re:hmmm by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of 'deus ex machina' [wikipedia.org], which is a plot device along the lines of "and suddenly a god-like being appeared and fixed everything".

      Yeah, but what's that Q guy got to do with it?

      fucked if I know. Half the time, he just makes things worse - kind of a crappy god, if you ask me.

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    38. Re:hmmm by kikito · · Score: 1

      I'd recommend Greg Egan's "Axiomatic" and some other novels from him... they seem to cover what you are looking for.

    39. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, as soon as I finish developing my anti-anti-plot compound, we can take care of the problem of bad science fiction once and for all.

    40. Re:hmmm by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of 'deus ex machina', which is a plot device along the lines of "and suddenly a god-like being appeared and fixed everything". It's the fate of all lazy fiction...

      Like everything else, it can be interesting if used in moderation. I doubt there's very many new sci-fi plots, just roughly 100 or so recycled ones from around the 50's. Good periodic sci-fi has good characters and a good re-shuffling of plots to keep us guessing.

      And maybe try reversing some of them. For example, they just finish solving a problem when a powerful being comes and farks it all up again just for the shear joy of it. (Well, I guess that'd be sort of Gilligan's Island.)
         

    41. Re:hmmm by rossdee · · Score: 1

      I thought having a telepath there when you are 'meeting new life and new civilisations' was a good thing.

    42. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SciFi is not an excuse for "flimsy story line" - period.
      Before Abrahams' star trek, I used to dry reach every time I saw star trek - primarily because the continuity, character depth and stories were so bad.

    43. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens if you mix plot and anti-plot together?!

      Battlefield Earth.

      I wish this could have a score higher than 5. I nearly spit out my drink when I read it.

    44. Re:hmmm by kalirion · · Score: 1

      The technical mumbo-jumbo of various Star Trek series makes about as much sense to me as the medical mumbo-jumbo of House (regardless of the fact that I'm assuming the stuff in House is actually more or less scientifically valid - I still don't understand it so its the same to me.) The entertainment is in seeing the characters reacting to the situation. I don't watch House for the medicine, just as I didn't watch Star Trek strictly for the technology.

    45. Re:hmmm by kalirion · · Score: 1

      The fans didn't revolt to to the idea of midichlorians because it was "scientific." It was the idea that the force was caused by bacteria.

    46. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...the proof is in the pudding...

      The actual saying goes"

      "The proof of the pudding is in the eating"

    47. Re:hmmm by Malacca · · Score: 1

      "Tech ex machina", surely?

    48. Re:hmmm by celle · · Score: 1

      "What happens if you mix plot and anti-plot together?!"

      "Battlefield Earth."

      Which one? The movie or the book. I thought the book was good, I first read it in the eighties and pull it out every so often just for fun and when I can afford to read straight through(3 days or so). The book's pretty tough too having survived two tornados and three major moves. The movie pretty much sucked.

  5. thats cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    star wars is gay.

  6. Millions of fans disagree by popo · · Score: 0

    ie: Millions of people think Stross is wrong.

    There's not much more to say on this.

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    1. Re:Millions of fans disagree by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Millions of people are wrong. Or, at least, stupid. I don't need to Godwinize this thread to explain how that might be so.

      Stross is right about this. Of course, it is flamebait at an epic scale to attack not just the biggest of fan franchises, but the very logic upon which fan franchises are based: massive narcissistic projection. If SF on TV actually reflected on how our humanity itself would become unrecognizable in the wake of technological change, then fans wouldn't have easy heroes to identify with.

    2. Re:Millions of fans disagree by sonnejw0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Millions of people have been wrong before. All I'm saying is, the mob does not necessarily have to be right simply because it's the mob.

      Not that it matters, "wrong" or "right" this is Science Fiction and I'm glad the story is based on plot. Star Trek is about overcoming humanities problems, not overcoming technical problems.

    3. Re:Millions of fans disagree by Stephenmg · · Score: 1

      Just because someone watches or even enjoys Star Trek doesn't mean they think Stross is wrong. It just means they don't care enough about his point to base their enjoyment of Star Trek off of.

    4. Re:Millions of fans disagree by Eudial · · Score: 1

      ie: Millions of people think Stross is wrong.

      There's not much more to say on this.

      Stross dislikes star trek.
      Millions of fans like star trek.

      The two are not mutually exclusive. People can have different preferences.

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    5. Re:Millions of fans disagree by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      There isn't any "wrong". It's just entertainment.

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    6. Re:Millions of fans disagree by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Is that a Godwin of the 2nd degree?

    7. Re:Millions of fans disagree by maxume · · Score: 1

      This is a tiresome attitude. I'm perfectly willing to ignore the opinion, as 'wrong', of anyone who thinks Dan Brown writes 'amazing' fiction. And those people do exist. That it doesn't fit into your arbitrary classification of things worth sorting into 'right' and 'wrong' is irrelevant, and your comment is essentially the same as the grandparent comment, except you have added a layer of abstraction.

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    8. Re:Millions of fans disagree by sudog · · Score: 1

      And Charles Stross' little diatribe isn't narcissistic projection?

      The whole thing is all about his his own writing process is superior!

    9. Re:Millions of fans disagree by Dirtside · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If SF on TV actually reflected on how our humanity itself would become unrecognizable in the wake of technological change, then fans wouldn't have easy heroes to identify with.

      Hence, Battlestar Galactica. There wasn't a character on that show (except maybe Billy -- oh no, not Billy!) who was immune to the petty jealousies and wayward pride that all humans evince from time to time. All the main characters went off the rails at some point (some, like Starbuck, way more than others). Even Adama went batshit a few times. Major characters were driven to treason, mutiny, murder, suicide, genocide. It was a pretty bleak show, but it did always hold out the hope that people could get past their failings and accomplish something good.

      SF on TV is fundamentally hamstrung by the fact that it's expensive to produce, and the more expensive something is, the more likely that there's people around who are risk-averse, and will try to quash anything that is challenging. This doesn't mean we can't have good SF on TV, but it does make it difficult.

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    10. Re:Millions of fans disagree by Spad · · Score: 1

      That was one of my biggest gripes about BSG in that it became the anti-Star Trek with its characters. Everyone was so flawed to such a ludicrous degree that it was just as hard to identify with any of them as with the Star Trek "everyone is a model of perfection" characters.

    11. Re:Millions of fans disagree by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      Well, arguably, the periods of time we saw the characters were when they were exhibiting their flaws most strongly (since that's the most dramatically interesting). The rest of the time, things were relatively normal; even Starbuck was just going about her business, not being totally insane, 95% of the time.

      We just "happen" to see the parts where they're being all nutso :)

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  7. Uh oh, trolls dead ahead... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cmdr Taco, more apply more tech to the tech!

    1. Re:Uh oh, trolls dead ahead... by ChefInnocent · · Score: 2, Funny

      He's given her all she's got Sponge. If KDawson applies any more, the site might explode.

    2. Re:Uh oh, trolls dead ahead... by harmonise · · Score: 1

      Cmdr Taco, more apply more tech to the tech!

      Please start with applying IPv6 support.

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  8. And ST is being picked on.... by Itninja · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...why exactly? How is ST any different from any other sci-fi series like BSG or Firefly? It's not as if those show have any less technobabble or are any less characters-first-technology-second.

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    1. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by larien · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'll give you a phrase to explain why - "distortion in the space/time continuum". That phrase was used in far more episodes in ST:TNG than it deserved to be used, to the extent it pretty much became a cliché.

      It's not unique to ST and Stross doesn't claim it is, but it's probably the worst culprit. It tended to play a kind of Deus ex Machina with $RANDOM_TECH_DEVICE to solve the problem.

    2. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by stoolpigeon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Firefly was awesome. The first televised episode when Mal kicked a guy through the intake of the ships engine I knew that it was going to be substantially different than any sci-fi I'd seen on t.v. in some time. They also did some cool things to help suspend disbelief, which were picked up by BSG. Fortunately BSG for BSG fans, the show got more viewers and lasted longer than Firefly - though I think it owed Firefly a huge debt for the look, tone, etc.

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    3. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by nizo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Fyi, Zoic Studios was responsible for the effects in both Firefly and BSG, which is why they both looked so good :-)

    4. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      Makes sense - thanks for the info. I didn't watch BSG - may do so now that it is done. I did catch the first episode and thought, "Hey that all looks really familiar."

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    5. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they don't explain the technostuff, and make up names of stuff that sound like something a kid would name is world of warcraft character. BSG/Firefly/StarGate's technobabble atleast seems reasonable, and is usually based on theories that exist in real life.

    6. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      ...why exactly? How is ST any different from any other sci-fi series like BSG or Firefly? It's not as if those show have any less technobabble or are any less characters-first-technology-second.

      Have you watched Firefly? It had a lot less technobabble and a lot more sino-babble. But to answer your question: He's picking on Star Trek because it is THE iconic sci-fi show: People who do not watch sci-fi know it despite not watching it; they don't know Firefly, and they don't know BSG..

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    7. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...why exactly? How is ST any different from any other sci-fi series like BSG or Firefly? It's not as if those show have any less technobabble or are any less characters-first-technology-second.

      It's simple, Stross is just annoyed that his talk at Mountain View about his book "Halting State" has received a mere 6,200 views while Leonard Nimoy's toe tapping dance number "Bilbo Baggins" has garnered more than a million views and taken the country by storm.

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    8. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firefly was ONLY about the characters.

    9. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'll give you a phrase to explain why - "distortion in the space/time continuum".

      I'll give you a word: "reconfigure". It was like the Enterprise was a giant Lego set.

    10. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      And of course, the way to solve those distortions was always an inverse tachyon pulse from the main deflector - a procedure that always had to be jury rigged at the last minute, and always seemed to elude Geordi and Data until the last 10 minutes of the show.

      Inverse tachyon pulses were used so frequently that you think they'd have used some sort of main deflector preset - I assume that the ability to save configurations is still around when we have FTL spaceships.

    11. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by wrecked · · Score: 1

      Look for the Serenity flyover cameo in the BSG 2003 mini-series, when Laura Roslin is in the doctor's office.

    12. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by recharged95 · · Score: 1

      If you want lots of technobabble, watch an episode of CSI.

      Could be why it's the #1 drama show aside from Law and Order witty court arguments.

    13. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by Per+Wigren · · Score: 1

      And the Star Trek version of Knights of the Round Table has over 2 million views. 2129223 to be exact.

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    14. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      ...why exactly? How is ST any different from any other sci-fi series like BSG or Firefly? It's not as if those show have any less technobabble or are any less characters-first-technology-second.

      I call it "If it's enjoyable, I'll overlook it. If it's not enjoyable, I'll nitpick it out of pique." Plot hole example: in Empire Strikes Back, the Faclon's hyperdrive was broken when it tried to leave Hoth. The fight with the Star Destroyers, the TIE's, the jaunt in the asteroid belt, all was in the Hoth system. Hell, the asteroid belt might have been a planetary ring around Hoth. The point is, by the time they did the drift away maneuver and the Imperials left, they were still in the Hoth system. They then set course for Bespin. Given that the hyperdrive did not work, either Bespin is in the same system as Hoth or someone made a booboo. The Falcon ends up travelling to a new system at sublight speed which should still take a few centuries. Do we care about that oversight? Not really cuz the movie was still quite enjoyable. We don't complain when we see the stormtrooper hit his head on the door in A New Hope.

      Now if we look at the recent Trek movie, it sucked great donkey cock. It simply wasn't enjoyable. So we nitpick. Badguy is upset Spock didn't save his planet and goes back in time. Rather than warning the planet hundreds of years early that the evacuation should begin, he blows up Vulcan. But now knowing Romulus is a goner, they could begin the evacuation now and thus prevent the situation from arising that Nero needs to go back in time. But even if we say that this is now fixed in the timeline and nothing can change, why was Spock sitting pretty on the ice planet instead of walking over to the outpost months ago and sending word to Starfleet that a crazy Romulan was going to blow shit up.

      That script sucked from stem to stern. The actors were pleasant and might have been able to make a decent movie with a decent script. The camera man was obviously suffering from some form of palsy and should have been given a medical retirement and replaced with someone who could hold the fucking thing steady!

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    15. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by Xphile101361 · · Score: 1

      How many instances in ST did they run out of fuel, air, water or some other resource? Believe me, I love ST, but you could always just fire up the replicator to create a buffet and reverse the polarity to fix any problem. I don't think there is a Star Trek episode like Firefly's "Out of Gas"

    16. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The way fiction works is this: I'll agree to take a romp in your universe, but *keep the rules consistent!* Star Trek changed the rules on a daily basis (just invert the main deflector and fire a tachyon stream!) in order to solve problems. At their best (and neither were perfect in this regard), BSG and Firefly have already laid out the ground rules; it's just a matter of applying them in a creative way such that it solves the problem at hand. The other phrase for what Star Trek did was "deus ex machina", and it's the bane of good writing everywhere.

    17. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      It's not as if those show have any less technobabble or are any less characters-first-technology-second.

      Yes, yes they do. By an order of magnitude. Have you even seen these shows?

    18. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      ...why exactly? How is ST any different from any other sci-fi series like BSG or Firefly? It's not as if those show have any less technobabble or are any less characters-first-technology-second.

      ...why exactly? How is ST any different from any other sci-fi series like BSG or Firefly? It's not as if those show have any less technobabble or are any less characters-first-technology-second.

      His complaint isn't that Star Trek has bad science. His complaint is that Star Trek science is inconsistent. New technology pops out of the void to solve any plot problem, and is never seen again.

      In Firefly, by contrast, every episode uses the same basic level of technology. The only really fantastic "technologies" are propulsion systems, artificial gravity, and terraforming, which obey the same rules through the entire show.

    19. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by fincan · · Score: 1

      Fortunately BSG for BSG fans, the show got more viewers and lasted longer than Firefly - though I think it owed Firefly a huge debt for the look, tone, etc.

      No my friend, it owed that to Tricia Helfer and Grace Park. God bless Cylons (but not the male ones)

    20. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by chrysrobyn · · Score: 5, Informative

      Young man, you will bite your tongue after speaking of Firefly with such disrespect!

      Compare the technobabble of TNG to Firefly. How many times did the tachyon thing have to get reversed, repolarized, resynchronized or whatever in order to solve some time spacial anomaly?

      Firefly ep Out of Gas:

      Kaylee: Catalyzer on the port compression coil blew. It's where the trouble started.
      Mal: Okay, I need that in captain dummy-talk, Kaylee.
      Kaylee: We're dead in the water.

      And that's about as "technobabble to assist the plot" as Firefly got.

    21. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by jd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ok, here's a crude (and not necessarily accurate) chart of series' technobabble quotient, with 100 being equal to a typical pop sci program on Discovery. (Technobabble that is consistent in the series is not considered true technobabble, as it becomes part of the workings of that universe.)

      Star Trek - TOS: 500
      Star Trek - TNG: 600
      Star Trek - Voyager: 500
      Star Trek - DS9: 600

      Doctor Who - Original: 200
      Doctor Who - New Series: 300
      Blake's 7: 200
      Sapphire and Steel: 125
      The Omega Factor: 150
      Day of the Triffids: 110
      Survivor - Original: 110
      The Stone Tape: 125
      Quatermass II: 125
      A For Andromeda: 120
      Space 1999: 300
      The Tomorrow People - Original: 150
      The Tripods: 140
      Project Icarus: 115
      Moondial: 120

      Other than Doctor Who (which I like despite the problems, not because of them), every single series I've named is far more solid, far less fluffy, than Star Trek. And even Dr Who is well below ST fluffiness.

      This not only shows that ST IS different from other sci-fi series.Maybe not different from, say, Firefly, but it's not where the real heavy-hitting series are.

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    22. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 1

      I'd say the difference is that BSG and Firefly don't pretend to focus on the tech. Most problems in BSG/Firefly are solved with technology that:

      1. Exists (or is on the very near horizon) OR
      2. Is one of a small number of "magic" technologies, usually introduced in an innocuous fashion long before it became an essential plot element

      Star Trek didn't limit itself to a small or particularly understandable set of "magic" technologies. Many episodes had a bit of magic as the cause of a problem, with another piece of magic as the solution. And usually both of them had never been seen before and were never seen again. In the few cases where magic was reused, they pretended it wasn't: As another commenter notes, an inverse tachyon pulse from the main deflector was required to solve problems constantly, but somehow it always had to be jury rigged at the last second, and it was always a nail biting effort.

      BSG's only consistent "magic" nail biters were things like last second jump calculations, which were clearly indicated as something that had to be done differently if either start or end coordinates changed, and was introduced in advance. Firefly just had problems getting the damn engine started; no real sci-fi required (it was, for all intents and purposes, the plot equivalent of an IC engine).

      Paraphrasing Hitchcock (by way of JMS), if someone gets shot in Act 3, you need to show the gun hanging over the mantelpiece in Act 1. By and large, BSG (and to a lesser extent Firefly) did this. Star Trek just pulled random guns out of dark crevices in every act, no foreshadowing required.

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    23. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      And thank Fox for killing it, because they suck. That's all, moving on.

    24. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Shut your goram mouth you rutting idiot /endsarcasm /endfireflycussing

    25. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      His talk about Star Trek *puts on sunglasses* is a big bunch of fucking bullshit *walks off camera*

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH!!!!!!

    26. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by vxvxvxvx · · Score: 1

      Are you seriously comparing Star Trek to Survivor on technobabble?

    27. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Ummm...apparently you missed most of the last season or two of Voyager, where they were having a hell of a time with resources. Heck, in many instances they made references to the fact that they had to rely on Neelix's cooking because of rationing the ship's energy and not using the replicators. Year of Hell was a good arc in this vein.

    28. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    29. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Look, Firefly was cancelled because it was watched by few people. Yes, the DVDs ended up selling well and it became a cult classic for a niche group of people.

      Joss even got his shot with the Serenity movie--which failed to break even! I do partially blame the shitty trailers (really--who thinks "I aim to misbehave" sounds cool??)

      Face it. Firefly was not popular. The series was not popular, and the movie was not popular. To show you just how unpopular Serenity was--Star Trek Insurrection (as an unabashed trekkie I dont hesitate to call it complete garbage!) made over 1.5 as much money as did Serenity. That's just sad!

      So yeah, blame people for not appreciating Joss's wit, blame Fox for not promoting the show how YOU would have promoted the show, but the long and short of it was, the viewer base wasn't there and never materialized. Fox didn't make money on it, nor did Universal. End of story.

    30. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by Moridineas · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Other than Doctor Who (which I like despite the problems, not because of them), every single series I've named is far more solid, far less fluffy, than Star Trek. And even Dr Who is well below ST fluffiness.

      Yet the problem is with all those shows is that they suck! :p

      I say that tongue in cheek so as not to start a flamewar. I DO hate Dr Who and find it completely unwatchable, but I'm also a big fan of the latin de gustibus non est disputandum -- there's no disputing about taste. I'm fine with the fact that other people like stuff I don't, etc, I just wanted to note that lack or excess of technobabble does not make or break a show's enjoyability. It's characters and plots that matter--even in s.f.

    31. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by bane2571 · · Score: 1

      Actually that always confused me. That main deflector dish is more reconfigurable than pretty much any damn thing, given the number of X particle pulses it is used for, why do they not have speed dial on the most used settings or at least protocols and equipment ready to change it.

      Generally speaking reconfigurable devices are either designed that way or almost impossible to jury rig. I can't imagine how I'd go about tweaking my mobile phone to pick up HAM radio for instance.

    32. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by DougReed · · Score: 1

      The rules didn't change under Roddenberry. He actually documented everything he did and wrote every treaty referred to. When Roddenberry died, so did the science. Rick Berman did not make science fiction, he made money and that was all.

    33. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      I've got to agree with you. I remember fox pushing it hard during the baseball playoffs. They had ads every time they turned around. I don't think they killed it, I just don't think the whole space cowboy thing went over too well. Which is unfortunate as I really liked it. I also really liked Galaxy Rangers when I was a kid.

      I think maybe it catered to the sci-fi crowd a little too much. We understood the lingo and what was going on very quickly, but to others I think it may have been overly cryptic.

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    34. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      The thing is, that's exactly what I hated when Star Trek did that. On the one hand, Picard and (particularly) Riker were meant to be in the very senior positions they were in because they were very good all-round; yes, it's a lot to do with leadership, but surely they should have had great technical knowledge too, to be in command of a starship. So, when Riker would turn around and tell people to say stuff 'in English' because they were using words of more than one syllable, I kind of wished someone would throw him out of an airlock.

    35. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by prockcore · · Score: 1

      90% of ST's problems are solved by "reversing the polarity".

      In other words, they put the batteries in backwards.

    36. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by Zen_Sorcere · · Score: 1

      BSG may have done that for the tech, but they certainly didn't do that for the plot. They pulled stuff out nowhere all the time, plot-wise. /I hate seeing people putting Firefly and BSG on the same side in a comparison.

    37. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      Joss Whedon's stuff tends to appeal to very niche demographics. This is as true of Buffy+Angel as it is Firefly/Serenity as it is Dr. Horrible.

      Chances are if you like one Joss thing, you like most Joss things!

      I think a lot of people were turned off by the dialog and lingo in Firefly, but if you were more used to Whedonisms, it sounded more natural.

    38. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Yeah I'm pretty sure Fox airing most of the episodes out of order had nothing to do with it.

    39. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Even better - she was complaining about that compression coil for at least a few episodes BEFORE it finally blew, adding a touch of foreshadowing.

    40. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by coldmist · · Score: 1

      I HATED this in Stargate SG-1. Where Carter would have to explain everything to Jack, in every episode. I turned off of the series, just for this reason!

      Firefily: Very good.
      Star Wars: Very good (hyperspanner was about it)
      Star Trek: horrible. as everyone else has pointed out.

      It just makes the series feel dated.

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    41. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      So was what I wrote just over your head or what? How does the fact that Fox aired episodes in a different order than intended make a movie--by Universal!--a complete box office failure?

    42. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Well, Roddenberry didn't really have firm control of Star Trek in the last years. However, the Bird had enough clout to keep TNG largely in line (though he seems to have disliked a number of the movies for their overtly militaristic overtones).

      What it boils down to is what Roddenberry saw Star Trek as capable of doing. He had been stymied early in his TV development and scriptwriting career by networks not willing to do anything that might speak to the problems the US faced in the early and mid-60s. Regular dramas were too close to real life for the networks to risk alienating a demographic over race relations, religion, civil rights and so forth.

      Star Trek was the vehicle whereby he could use his first love; Sci Fi, to broach tough and important topics. Not every episode was an allegory, but still, the original series was far more topical, when you peeled off the pointy ears and green women, than almost all prime time being broadcast in the States at the time.

      Unfortunately, the Motionless Picture debacle gave the suits the power they needed to fully corporatize Star Trek. Still, it attracted good writers, and Wrath of Khan, the first "new era" Star Trek movie was a pretty enjoyable romp, even if it was little more than a big scenery chewing romp.

      TNG, which was just Phase 2 pushed ahead 80 years to limit the need for any of the TOS cast to be around (thus saving lots of $$$) and to free up some more fertile ground, still had lot of Roddenberry's influence (he had, after all, gone through a lot of the scripts that ended up in the early episodes of TNG). But as Roddenberry faded, and a new production team was inserted, the whole tenor of the series changed. With his death, TNG and its successors were in turn heavily corporatized and a lot of the Roddenberry-esque feel was lost. Certainly, the underlying notion that serious and important issues could be broached in a way that wouldn't irritate Middle America was abandoned in favor of a lot more scenery crunching and mumbo jumbo.

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    43. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Well let's see. First off, when it ran on Fox, the storyline was confusing because the Pilot aired about 3 episodes in, the 2nd episode ran first, etc. Also, even the time slot never stayed solid, so it was also hard to find on TV. As far as the movie goes, the real problem was trying to cater both to the casual crowd and the fans. The movie's plot was half a retelling of some of the tv series and half a completely new story, so it ended up being a mashup that failed to truly cater to either. That has nothing to do with why the TV series failed, which is completely Fox's fault. Nice try to deflect my argument though.

    44. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by Lemming+Mark · · Score: 1

      To be fair, ST did the reverse too. The various crew members who just happened to be able to solve problems that had eluded humanity's scientists and engineers for decades, on demand, in a crisis. And it wasn't even dumb luck or inspiration sometimes - I remember Janeway suddenly turning scientist now and again and having tremendous academic expertise.

      Like most people, I don't mind them taking some liberties with this sort of thing for the sake of plot. But when they start endowing any character they want with genius level intelligence / idiot level stupidity and then taking it away again when it doesn't fit subsequent plot points.

    45. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by tnok85 · · Score: 1

      You've never worked under any sort of middle or upper management, have you...

    46. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      I disagree.

      Yes, Fox perhaps did Firefly a disservice by playing the episodes out of order. I thought Serenity (pilot) was a boring episode personally. I had a few friends over to watch it when it actually aired, and not one of them cared to watch anymore Firefly. Interesting how many Firefly fans talk about train job and the Mal-kicking-into-the-engine scene as the scene that sold them, yet also talk about how vital the boring pilot was? Shrug. I'm not going to argue that the situation on Fox was ideal, but the belief that it failed SOLELY because Fox screwed them over, and that had Fox just does one or two things differently, all these fans (who again, failed to show up to a heavily promoted movie) would start watching just seems absolutely ludicrous.

      In any case, few (any?) series had as strong a word of mouth campaign. Firefly had excellent DVD sales. It had nerd fandom almost universally singing its praising.

      When push came to shove, the viewership failed to rise when it was on TV, and didnt bother to see the movie.

      As far as the movie goes, the real problem was trying to cater both to the casual crowd and the fans. The movie's plot was half a retelling of some of the tv series and half a completely new story, so it ended up being a mashup that failed to truly cater to either.

      So your argument is that because of plot technicalities, the true fans didn't show up at the theaters, and people who would go to a random science fiction movie didn't either. I'll tell you why the random science fiction viewers didn't show up -- "I am to misbehave." So. Lame. In any case, your review seems odd given the highly positive reviews the movie got...

    47. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by JustinRLynn · · Score: 1

      If you're going to collapse a complex and subjective set of attributes into a single magnitude using a hidden and non-deterministic function, yes, you too can compare apples and oranges.

    48. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by Graff · · Score: 1

      I HATED this in Stargate SG-1. Where Carter would have to explain everything to Jack, in every episode

      MAGNETS!

    49. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by Ocker3 · · Score: 1

      Right, because the same people who are very interested in Baseball would be very interested in Firefly. . . Wrong network, wrong timeslot(s!!!!), wrong demographics

    50. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by jd · · Score: 1

      Since technobabble is itself non-deterministic, what's the problem? And surely the function is deterministic but merely sensitive to initial conditions, as the brain is merely a chaotic system.

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    51. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by kramerd · · Score: 1

      Well, star trek differs from firefly because some people have actually watched star trek on tv.

      Star trek isnt being picked on, at least not specifically. The concept of science fiction not being based on science fact for sci-fi entertainment is the issue. /.ers (and the article) want science fiction to come up with a sciency based solution and then create the plot. From a writer's standpoint, that is ridiculous. You create a problem, and then a resolution. If it isn't based on actual science, so what? Its entertainment.

      From a personal perspective, if you are writing a book, you might want to do your research. After all, someone might read it someday. If you are scripting a tv show, it might be beneficial to purposefully write in some impossibilities, so that the people who care watch to complain about it, and those who don't watch it for the shiny plot holes. You wouldn't believe how many starving african children can be fed from plot holes. No wait, thats not what tv writers or producers do with advertising dollars...

    52. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      LEGO would be a good thing. If only the things they reconfigured made sense or had relevance.

    53. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by Bent+Mind · · Score: 1

      I can't imagine how I'd go about tweaking my mobile phone to pick up HAM radio for instance.

      Tune the crystals and get a longer antenna?

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    54. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by JustinRLynn · · Score: 1

      Exactly my point, since the brain is itself non-deterministic then you've assigned something with a permanent logical significance to a meaning which is not permanent and variable. Since the meaning is not permanent the number loses relevance and then becomes useless as a basis for conceptual comparison using logical operators across autonomous agents.

    55. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      My perception of Fox's treatment of Firefly (as a european who had to download it to see it and thus ended up getting the episodes in the right order (pilot = S01E01)) was that they seemed to pull the old trick of trying to kill it based on phony ratings (by moving it around, promoting it to the wrong demographic and all that).

      As for the movie, well, it wasn't even shown in theaters around here and since they (Fox) effectively killed a lot potential interest in both the show and the movie by messing with the show there would obviously be a lot of potential fans who missed the show or never "got it", combine that with those who saw the movie early stating exactly what the post you replied to stated, that "The movie's plot was half a retelling of some of the tv series and half a completely new story, so it ended up being a mashup that failed to truly cater to either." and you've got a failed movie.

      To emphasize my first point, you even said it yourself: "the viewership failed to rise when it was on TV, and didn't bother to see the movie". The question here isn't IF this happened but WHY, if Fox was deliberately trying to kill the show ("Sci-fi is out these days or some junk, kill it") or just stupid ("sports fans love sci-fi, right?"). Also, in your previous post you felt the need to point out that Fox made the show and Universal the movie, like that somehow rid Fox of all guilt for setting up a box-office failure, if anything that reeks of "Fox wasn't interested in Firefly" which ties in nicely with the whole "they killed the show deliberately" theory.

      /Mikael

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    56. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From B5:

      Sheridan: Get us the hell out of here, Lennier!
      Lennier: Aye... initiating... 'getting the hell out of here' manoeuvre, captain.

    57. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      But that's my point. Getting the right demographic wouldn't have fixed the problem because that group was too small. They were pushing it on their biggest audience available at the time and it wasn't helping.

      That show was and is not commercially viable and I don't think Fox is completely to blame.

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    58. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by pympdaddyc · · Score: 1

      ...why exactly? How is ST any different from any other sci-fi series like BSG or Firefly? It's not as if those show have any less technobabble or are any less characters-first-technology-second.

      You've misunderstood the complaint, I think. The concern isn't that the show isn't all about fictional science and instead about characters. The whole point is that science fiction exposes new ways of looking at the human condition, so that would be a self-defeating stance to take.

      The problem is one of these uses science fiction to make a point, the other uses science fiction to weasel out of one.

      [Some series of] Star Trek will start with a story that could have happened in any setting, and in order to ensure it has a happy ending, will lean on some techno-babble to resolve a mundane conflict. Not only does it not provide new insights because it wasn't creative or innovative, it was lazy because conventional fiction would have needed to weave the resolution into the characters, whereas lazy science fiction can wave it away with 5 minutes of nonsense. That's not making it about characters at all.

      Other science fiction starts with a situation that only could have happened in a fictional world (e.g. a seemingly normal human is actually a machine manufactured sleeper agent). They apply this situation to humans as we understand them to create dramatic tension (the sleeper agent is still functionally human, but has all the evidence she needs to realize she's something else). The resolution then spans the entire length of an episode, season, or even the show, watching how the writer feels a human we know and understand would react to this impossible scenario (lies to herself, lies to others, gets depressed/suicidal, etc).

      And, hopefully, if the writer has treated the characters seriously and with humanity, you'll gain some new insight into the every day world. For example, the difficult transition of a homosexual from living most of their lives "knowing" and assuming they are straight, denying all the urges and feelings of being gay, lying to themselves and others, and eventually having to reveal to your family and friends you've been betraying them with secrets because you were afraid of what you are.

      Yes, of course, BSG and Firefly had their lazy moments (lol, software firewalls and cylon viruses) but they're very rare, compared to newer Star Trek series and SG-1, which are structured around it entirely.

    59. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why people think Fox would WANT to kill it though? I just don't understand the logic. There is of course the inestimable fact of corporate ineptitude, but a conspiracy to kill Firefly seems farfetched to me.

      Serenity was positively reviewed. It didn't fail because of bad reviews imho. If it was so mismatched and such a failed "mashup" I don't think it would have been positively reviewed.

      My point in noting that Fox and Universal were both involved with the franchise in different ways was to say that two different mega media corporations both failed to gain traction. Do you remember the weeks leading up to Serenity's release? With all the word of mouth and internet fervor, many fans were already talking about reviving the series based on the movie, or what kind of sequels could be produced...

    60. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      Well, when it comes to wanting to kill a product, service or business division the answer is usually "power struggles", a former employer of mine merged with another company, in a grab for power the old upper management from the company that I worked for before the merger started forcing the closure of various offices and business divisions (plus a lot of other changes that affected the power of the "other company" negatively), then the old upper management from the other company struck back and managed to get "their" guy hired as CEO and started re-opening "their" divisions and offices while closing "my company's" offices. This struggle has now been going on for several years and they're still not done...

      All it takes is a couple of guys high enough in the corporate hierarchy who dislike something enough, they may not have the power to just nuke the show but they sure can mess with it enough to get it cancelled "naturally".

      Of course, I don't have any insight into Fox so I don't really know, just saying stranger things have happened.

      /Mikael

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    61. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the note of Firefly being so wonderfully refreshing...

      When SF first became popular in the early 30s and 40s, a large amount of it was "cowboys in space." Many of the writers of the time wrote mostly cowboy stories, so when publishers and producers noted that there was a growing SF audience they had the same writers start turning out science fiction in the form of cowboys in space. Put a cowboy in a rocket ship, have him fighting the railroad compan- err the intergalactic shipping corporation, etc. etc.

      I appreciate that Firefly was well directed, had great fx, and tried to stay somewhat away from the techno-babble. I still can't get over the sense of cowboys in space though. Sooner or later, there's a scene where they go into a bar, or a whorehouse, or some other cowboy correlary. Frequently it seemed like they even did things to encourage the association to cowboys.

      So, basically, while it seems really fresh and new, it may be better described as a well written, smoothly done return to the old pulp cowboy sf.

    62. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by jd · · Score: 1

      Ah, but the variabilities cancel out to produce an invariant within the dynamic system. It is the interpretation of that invariant which is subject to change without notice.

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    63. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      You know that's a good point (and sad). I guess the moral is never underestimate corporate ineptitude!

    64. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      B5 used this exact same literary device.
      For the most part, the tech was just accepted without explanation (do you explain how a car engine works every time you go for a drive?).
      When something technical did need explaining, the explanation was just what the person getting the explanation actually needed to know.

      I could go off about the telepaths and 'gods' and other crap in B5, but JMS was actually pretty good on avoiding technobabble and keeping an internal consistency which made some sort of sense.

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      Also, who knows where Joss would have gone with Firefly. Contrived plot devices are not something he even tries to avoid normally. However, with Firefly he had enough a differential between the protagonists and the Alliance he didn't need to get too creative to put big challenges in their way.

      On Stross.... I have yet to get beyond the first chapter of one of his books. I like hard SF... I'm a scientist after all. But the dude just can't write very well IMO. Then again, I might be atypical since I really like Stephenson's writing style.

    65. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by name_already_taken · · Score: 1

      Are you seriously comparing Star Trek to Survivor on technobabble?

      There was a sci fi show named Survivor, long before there was a "reality" show with the same name.

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    66. Re:And ST is being picked on.... by jd · · Score: 1

      Of course. The Only Survivor is Terry Nation's. Reality TV is a Borg invention designed to soften the minds prior to invasion. (See the prequel to Tripods for details.) As such, it does not really exist.

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  9. Just enjoy... by future+assassin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the fucking show for what it is make belief sci-fi/fantasy and if you don't like it why do you keep watching it?

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    1. Re:Just enjoy... by Per+Wigren · · Score: 1

      Yes, I find that highly illogical.

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    2. Re:Just enjoy... by causality · · Score: 1

      the fucking show for what it is make belief sci-fi/fantasy and if you don't like it why do you keep watching it?

      Most people don't follow that kind of simple, self-evident wisdom. For most people, here is how it works: "it's not good enough that I enjoy the religion/show/method/belief/taste/style of my choice. Everyone else must enjoy it too." There may be reasons for this other than plain insecurity, but if there are other reasons that don't ultimately reduce to insecurity when deconstructed, they are unknown to me.

      It's similar in spirit to another quote about a different duality, the attribution of which I have forgotten, that says "the human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire."

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    3. Re:Just enjoy... by Eightbitgnosis · · Score: 1

      Bu, bu, bu, but I learned everything I know of science off old reruns!

    4. Re:Just enjoy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly? Cause there is or the watcher is unaware of anything better in the same category. Sure we all watched all the exploding panels throw yet another random bridge officer off his post and ignored it but if that's all the sci fi you know of, what else are you going to change the channel to.

      Non-sequitur: Obama.

    5. Re:Just enjoy... by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 4, Insightful

      One reason to critique stupid media is that it contributes to a culture of stupidity. When people who congratulate themselves on their intelligence are often devoted to work that fails on so many levels, it's symptomatic of other problems.

      I think that your "leave it alone, it's just entertainment" is also myopic, in that I bet you don't feel any compunctions about feeling superior to those who like professional wrestling and monster truck rallies.

    6. Re:Just enjoy... by future+assassin · · Score: 1

      I love monster trucks and wrestling well... blah. But at the end of the day even though I might find it stupid, fake and a soap opera I'm not gonna go to great lengths like some religious/I'm better then you freak and try to point out all the faults with the said entertainment style its just entertainment. I accept the fact that there are people out there that love to watch what I hate and it makes them feel good. I know it hard to accept such blasphemy but took me a while to realize it.

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    7. Re:Just enjoy... by causality · · Score: 1

      One reason to critique stupid media is that it contributes to a culture of stupidity. When people who congratulate themselves on their intelligence are often devoted to work that fails on so many levels, it's symptomatic of other problems.

      I think that your "leave it alone, it's just entertainment" is also myopic, in that I bet you don't feel any compunctions about feeling superior to those who like professional wrestling and monster truck rallies.

      I think there's a lot of either-or thinking present in your response. I may or may not be able to make that evident.

      There's a big, BIG difference between someone who can watch professional wrestling knowing that it's low-brow and silly and contrived and enjoy it for what it is, versus someone who has to personally adopt the whole culture surrounding it and consider it the best thing since sliced bread. One is entertainment. The other is fanboyism.

      You raised the issue of how I feel about such folks on a personal level. I am not superior to someone who enjoys professional wrestling and monster truck rallies. Neither am I superior even to someone who can't enjoy such things without embracing it as a total lifestyle and buying into the entire culture surrounding it. However, the person who makes that latter choice is making themselves inferior, and I recognize their right to do that. I don't have to like it, nor do I have to hate it. It's not my job to stop them or to tell them what they should do with their lives. For all I know, losing their selfhood to some trend or some movement might be a very important part of their personal path of development, the very thing necessary for them to understand in their own terms why being their own person is important. For that reason, I do not feel guilty of the arrogance you so freely accuse me of.

      Now, on a non-personal level, in terms of general principle, you're damned right that there are what you might call higher and lower choices. I cannot help that so many people choose to attach a moral judgment about the worth of the person to this fact. Your automatic assumption that I have done so tells me you have never really seen someone who can acknowledge the truth without the judgments. It takes many, many people to make a world, and each one of those has their own challenges, their own strengths and weaknesses. There are things that very much challenge me that are easier for lots of other people.

      Further, I don't adhere to the rigid either-or outlook on this. An intelligent, sophisticated person can still laugh at fart-and-burp humor. It neither removes their intelligence nor does it make them some kind of immature person. Now if they idolize the show or its actors and view them as the be-all and end-all of human existence, to be emulated in every way, that would certainly indicate a weak character or an immature mind. However, condemnation is among the least efficient ways to change that.

      By far the best way to change that is to have enough compassionate understanding to eliminate the need to condemn, and then to model for them a better example based on solid principles. I mean genuinely and sincerely set a better example, and I definitely do not mean to play a role, act a part, or otherwise falsely put on a show as though you could trick someone into bettering themselves. If they are interested in change and self-improvement, they will be so glad that someone showed them a better way and did so without condescension. If they are not interested in change and self-improvement, nothing you can do will change that and you must accept it.

      So yes, it's just entertainment -- ideally. It's not just entertainment when our entertainment becomes far too important to us, but that's a much deeper problem. It's got nothing whatsoever to do with whether Star Trek is worth watching. Now that I have removed the misperceptions, do you still feel that my viewpoint is myopic? If you can show me that it is, and that this is more than your opinion, you'd be doing me a great service. , though if they should happen to ask me, then I will explain there are hi

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    8. Re:Just enjoy... by causality · · Score: 1

      Bah. Please ignore that ", though if they should happen to ask me, then I will explain there are hi" partial sentence I left in there at the very last line. Sometimes I will type a sentence and decide I don't like the way I worded it and will re-phrase it and delete the original sentence. I thought I removed that one, so this is just sloppy editing on my part :-).

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  10. Works In Congress: +1, Insidious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. From Stross

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  11. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "he has long hated the Star Trek franchise for its relegation of technology as irrelevant to plot and character development" ... has he ever even seen Star Trek? It relies on pure-tech plots more than any other science fiction series.

    1. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His point was that there is no actual technology in those "pure-tech plots". It's just $RANDOM_TECHNOBABBLE the $OTHER_RANDOM_TECHNOBABBLE.

  12. utopian socialism by savuporo · · Score: 1, Troll

    The one reason to not like Star Trek is its political system. I mean, a socialist utopia. http://colossus.mu.nu/archives/287079.php Theres no business, theres no enterpreneurship anymore.

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    1. Re:utopian socialism by Disgruntled+Goats · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Quark's Bar would like a word with you.

    2. Re:utopian socialism by flitty · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Totally. I'd much rather watch the episode where the Enterprise was reposessed due to the military cuts in spending, but because the construction was contracted to several different manufacturers (who then sub-contracted) and nobody really owned the thing, and because thousands of shares of it were sold off, making out who actually owned the thing an impossibility, and nobody knew who to serve the intergalactic summons to.

      Oh, and the Klingons were waiting outside of spaceport cloaked the entire episode... waiting for a fair battle.. Good times.

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    3. Re:utopian socialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Even if it were so, exactly what's wrong with that?

      Do you think man should always exploit the other man?
      It's not a straw man. This is the crux of the matter. Fairness vs. exploitation. And you, dear smoked reindeer, are on the side of exploitation. Why?

    4. Re:utopian socialism by Rising+Ape · · Score: 1

      While there can be disagreement as to how practical such a system would be, an economy of abundance where money wasn't the prime motivator for action would be rather appealing. We actually saw very little of the economic system on Earth, since Star Trek focused on the military, so there's rather little to go on.

      Regarding the article, using technology as a mere device is entirely sensible, as long as it isn't used for deus ex machina. Stories are about people after all.

    5. Re:utopian socialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you read your link very well. The general deteurocanonical approach to Trek's universe (books and so on, which are not generally considered part of the core universe, although officially licensed--these tend to have a lot more time to pontificate on the details) provides that, lacking profit motivation, people explore the universe and do what they consider fun simply because they'd be bored if they didn't. Functioning society existed before money, and it will exist after money. The difference between the two is that we'll still have the addiction to progress that comes with consumerism, and everything will be a lot better off.

    6. Re:utopian socialism by ArhcAngel · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Which was owned by a Ferengie who were not part of the Federation.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferengi#Reception

      Some have accused the portrayal of the Ferengi of being antisemitic. In the book Religions of Star Trek, Ross S. Kraemer wrote that "Ferengi religion seems almost a parody of traditional Judaism... Critics have pointed out a disturbing correlation between Ferengi attributes (love of profit that overrides communal decency; the large, sexualized head feature, in this case ears) and negative Jewish stereotypes." Commentator Jonah Goldberg wrote that Ferengi were portrayed in The Next Generation as "runaway capitalists with bullwhips who looked like a mix between Nazi caricatures of Jews and the original Nosferatu." The fact that the four most notable Ferengi characters, Quark, Nog, Rom and Zek, are played by Jewish actors Armin Shimerman, Aron Eisenberg, Max Grodénchik and Wallace Shawn contributes to this theory.

      Actually the first episode I saw them in the first thing that popped in my mind was that they were bashing republicans or capitalists in general. I guess I wasn't too far off.

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    7. Re:utopian socialism by Champion3 · · Score: 1

      You must be a Ferengi.

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    8. Re:utopian socialism by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 5, Insightful

      OK, let's look at the effect of technology on a society.

      The star trek universe has:

      1) Replicators capable of creating any material object except gold pressed latinum.

      2) Holodecks (presumably a replicated product) that can create any imaginable experience.

      3) A seemingly unlimited number of colony worlds where any group can migrate via the magic of ships with warp drive (created via the replicator)

      4) Unlimited energy using matter-antimatter.

      OK, so in that environment, a capitalistic society is nearly impossible. There's nothing to buy or sell. As replicators themselves are replicated, anything of "value" can be had for virtually nothing. Acquisition, per se, now means nothing. Experiences themselves are similarly cheap, or free. If your neighbors complain, you leave and join the anarcho-syndicalist collective colony on Kaka 4. Where does capitalism fit in with this technology?

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    9. Re:utopian socialism by sdpuppy · · Score: 1
      [quote] Totally. I'd much rather watch the episode where the Enterprise was reposessed due to the military cuts in spending, but because the construction was contracted to several different manufacturers[/quote] ..and then the primary buffer panel falls off the gorramn ship for no apparent reason...

      Oh wait - I'm so confused here :-)

    10. Re:utopian socialism by Kenshin · · Score: 1

      Regardless, Sisko's Dad owns a restaurant on Earth, if I'm not mistaken.

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    11. Re:utopian socialism by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      Actually this was my old sig, I didn't come up with it I got it from some AC

      "You do realize that Star Trek is a brainwashed communist society controlled by the military?"

    12. Re:utopian socialism by rantingkitten · · Score: 1

      Like any other economic system, capitalism is a system of allocating limited resources amongst the population. Since resources are not infinite, some means of allocation must be used.

      In Star Trek's world, resources are, essentially, unlimited. Infinite energy via matter/antimatter reactors. Food, shelter, supplies, all available for the asking via replicators. Nearly instantaneous transit with transporters. What role does "resource allocation" have in an environment where there are no limits to resources? Why does capitalism matter anymore? If everyone having everything they need seems like socialism, well, so what?

      That said, while most stuff is free or nearly free in Star Trek's universe, there are a number of things which are not, and capitalists in the show make use of that for economic gain. See the number of episodes revolving around Quark. People in the show are frequently selling or trading in valuable antiques, artifacts, information, and other things that can't be replicated. Civilians often buy passage on commercial ships for interstellar transport.

      Capitalism in Star Trek isn't dead, but it's a completely different ballgame when all living needs and the majority of luxury needs are available for the asking.

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    13. Re:utopian socialism by jgtg32a · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I take it copyrights have been abolished?

    14. Re:utopian socialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually more post-scarcity than socialism. But I don't think the ST writters themselves realized it.

    15. Re:utopian socialism by geekoid · · Score: 1

      False.
      There is business, it's been shown many times. There isn't money becasue anyone can get what they want. You do what you want to do, within common bounds.

      It has to be that way to be neutral when presenting the moral.

      Money is tightly wound in our culture, so it seems odd that someone would do something just becasue they wanted to.

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    16. Re:utopian socialism by drewsup · · Score: 1

      You Sir, Have obviously never met Harry Mudd! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mudd's_Women Any man who figures out a way to pimp out female robots in a future where there is no money is one HELL of an entrepreneur!!

    17. Re:utopian socialism by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How could anyone know this. The only series that didn't take place inside a naval battleship was DS9, and there was at least one for-profit business there. Come to think of it, there was a bar in the third ST movie (though whether it was private enterprise or not isn't quite clear, what with Star Fleet Gestap...security officers hanging around).

      That, perhaps, is one of the worst parts about Star Trek, and the one Roddenberry did his best to not over-emphasize, and that's the militaristic nature of the show. Apparently he was deeply dissatisfied with the TOS-based movies after the Motionless Picture, in particular Wrath of Khan and Search For Spock, and that was story lines very much more concerned with the military nature of Star Fleet itself. I know that DS9 was meant to be part of a major story arc about how the Federation is undermined, and it's a pity Berman and Braga so thoroughly wasted what might have been an exceedingly interesting idea of a truly authoritarian Federation.

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    18. Re:utopian socialism by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. Hard to say on that one. Perhaps intellectual property is all that's left. Could you survive on public domain literature and music? Probably.

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    19. Re:utopian socialism by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      I'm a big proponent of capitalism and a free-market society, and even I think that given those four things, a socialist society would be the logical choice. Hell, if we had unlimited resources, easy access to those resources, etc, I would be pro-socialism. Just because it's not the case in the real world doesn't mean it's not something to aspire to.

    20. Re:utopian socialism by Fingo11 · · Score: 1

      OK, let's look at the effect of technology on a society.

      The star trek universe has:

      1) Replicators capable of creating any material object except gold pressed latinum.

      2) Holodecks (presumably a replicated product) that can create any imaginable experience.

      3) A seemingly unlimited number of colony worlds where any group can migrate via the magic of ships with warp drive (created via the replicator)

      4) Unlimited energy using matter-antimatter.

      OK, so in that environment, a capitalistic society is nearly impossible. There's nothing to buy or sell. As replicators themselves are replicated, anything of "value" can be had for virtually nothing. Acquisition, per se, now means nothing. Experiences themselves are similarly cheap, or free. If your neighbors complain, you leave and join the anarcho-syndicalist collective colony on Kaka 4. Where does capitalism fit in with this technology?

      There's booze. What about cheap drinkable booze? All those replicators did was make some swill that didn't have any debilitating effects. I'd be willing to bet that a society that can instantaneously replicate stuff can't replicate a half-way decent single malt scotch. Actually I think this was a side topic in one of those episodes somewhere...

    21. Re:utopian socialism by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      I'm a big proponent of well regulated capitalism that doesn't assume infinite growth is either possible or desirable. Other than that, I'm with you.

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    22. Re:utopian socialism by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      I was going to bring this up also.

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    23. Re:utopian socialism by grumbel · · Score: 1

      They reintroduced them in one of the Voyager episode and it was kind of painful to watch.

    24. Re:utopian socialism by aix+tom · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now THAT would have been a Star Trek episode.

      The crew creating a spare part to save the day with the help of the replicator.

      Then they are being hunted down and sent to a penal colony, because they had to circumvent the DMCA to copy the part.

    25. Re:utopian socialism by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      Ordinarily, I'd say it's hard to build a capitalist society solely on booze, but I *do* have Scottish ancestry...

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    26. Re:utopian socialism by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      It's a reasonable answer to the question of "what happens if food and manufacturing become practically free?" If nobody has to work constantly just to survive, what would they do? They'd work as much as they needed to, then slack off and do whatever they like. And so, one possibility is that enough people like to do the important things, that instead of practically free, those things become completely free. If you have enough engineers who like running power plants and replicators, food and manufacturing cost nothing anymore. At least in DS9, there was still currency. It didn't represent material scarcity, but infrastructure scarcity. Civilians, at least on Earth, had subspace rations, and transporter rations. I think replicator rations too, but rations so large they'd never meet them just from food and clothing and other small consumables.

      Ian M. Banks has the argument made much more eloquently than I could pull off, though I don't recall the URL. He is of the opinion that a "communist" utopian society is inevitable, given that we can eventually achieve sufficient automation that you only need a few engineers who love their work to provide all the necessities to EVERYBODY. He's also of the opinion that capitalism is the best way to GET there. The assumption is that you can get nano-assemblers, to basically replicate food and most other goods that people would need, and that you can automate it in such a way that either AI handles it and maintains it, or that it only takes a few humans to do so. If that technology is possible, then capitalism must get us there. Corporations can't stop researching, or they'll lose to competition that does. When it gets to that point, you have to decide if your an optimist, or a pessimist. Optimistically, if goods require almost $0 to make, then what will happen is everything will be free, and all your industry will be run by people who want to do it just for something to do. Researchers and designers and artists will do what they love, just for the sake of doing it. Then you get The Federation / The Culture. You'll still have currency, but it's in the forms of rationing off limited infrastructure, or just unofficial currency, in the form of "kudos" as it's often termed. Pessimistically, you have neo-feudalism. Automation means that the vast majority of humanity is relegated to living on welfare. 99% unemployment, all living off of government handouts. And a handful of corporations that have all of the money in the world, most of which is spent on taxes to pay the dole, and the rest is split evenly between R&D, maintenance, and brutalizing the serfs to keep them loyal to your corporation and not the competition, and to get the idea of Star Trek out of their heads. Being optimistic is more fun.

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    27. Re:utopian socialism by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      Actually that's a scary point. If we ever get to a state like that, intellectual property will be the only way for people to make money, so everything will be patented or copywritten. They might even have to come up with some more terms. It'll be a choice of socialism or infinite copywrite... Decisions, decisions.

    28. Re:utopian socialism by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Star Trek is...a socialist utopia...Theres no business, theres no enterpreneurship anymore.

      Perhaps you otta watch the Ferengi version.

      Actually, there's a lot of entrepreneurship in Trek, it's just that one is payed in recognition and research grants instead of money.
           

    29. Re:utopian socialism by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      Infinite copyrights.... the horror.... the horror....

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    30. Re:utopian socialism by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say that's quite fair.

      Why do people prefer an original piece of artwork over a copy? A first edition book over a mass market one.

      Why do people prefer a local grown tomato over one imported from another continent?

      Why do people prefer a handwoven persian rug over a mass produced one? Or an authentic tribal artifact over a copy?

      There are lots of aspects to ownership besides the form or function of an object.

      Vaguely along these lines, to quote Spock: "Having is not so great a thing as wanting. I know it isn't logical, but it is very often true."

    31. Re:utopian socialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what makes it worthwhile. If we could just get past those ridiculous hindrances, what might mankind achieve? Instead we're too busy trying to exploit each other to make a buck.

    32. Re:utopian socialism by am+2k · · Score: 1

      That was by choice rather than a technical limitation (alcohol on a military ship is a bad idea in any case). However, you're right that the TNG replicators weren't that perfect, there was still a market for delicacies (mostly served by the Ferengi).

    33. Re:utopian socialism by Zen_Sorcere · · Score: 1

      Sisko's father owned a restaurant back on Earth.

    34. Re:utopian socialism by Zen_Sorcere · · Score: 1

      Oops. Guess I should read further before I post. Beaten to the punch!

    35. Re:utopian socialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's an often stated argument when the topic of star trek comes up. But that isn't really supported by the show. If the economy were truly post scarcity wouldn't everyone and his dog have a huge starship? Or at least a few private citizens? The only ones who do seem to be not part of the federation or it's an old piece of junk. Furthermore, if capitalism were impossible with that kind of tech what about the ferengi? Who tells people back on earth what jobs to do? Sisko's parents have a restaurant, are we supposed to believe that there are people who actually want to be waiters to better themselves? Is there a waiting list to get in? How are people chosen to get to eat at the restaurant? What about the wine made at picard's family winery? Real wine, restaurant seating, etc. These are all still scarce resources, they always will be, there has to be a means of distributing said scarce resources. If it isn't through the exchange of currency it must be through barter, which is just a less efficient way of trading, or through regulation.

      Beyond the economics here are a lot of other problems with the way the federation is run. There seems to be little distinction between the politics of earth and starfleet command, which is clearly military. The enterprise is routinely sent into situations that are likely to end in combat, yet only very rarely do they separate the saucer first. With a thousand civilians on board this would be against international law even now, since it amounts to using human shields. Sure, ya, it's a peaceful ship, with full shields, weapons targeted, on the edge of a DMZ between romulan and federation space? Gimme a break. I love star trek as much as the next guy, but it's unrealistic, and not even really desirable, on so many levels it's absurd to defend it.

    36. Re:utopian socialism by Ozlanthos · · Score: 1

      If you are talking specifically about Earth you are wrong (why would Cisco's dad have an Italian restaurant if there were no capitalism)..As for the rest of the Star Trek Universe, the Borg commerce in the pursuit of perfection, while the rest of us take gold-pressed latinum as our currency of choice!

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    37. Re:utopian socialism by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      No, he operates a restaurant on Earth.

      With apparently free food and no profits.

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    38. Re:utopian socialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      OK, so in that environment, a capitalistic society is nearly impossible. There's nothing to buy or sell. As replicators themselves are replicated, anything of "value" can be had for virtually nothing. Acquisition, per se, now means nothing. Experiences themselves are similarly cheap, or free. If your neighbors complain, you leave and join the anarcho-syndicalist collective colony on Kaka 4. Where does capitalism fit in with this technology?

      Simply, you are ignorant and have confused business with capitalism. All societies engage in business. All societies have politics and the use of force - even hippie colonies. The essense of capitalism is an economic system noted for the lack of force (as in "give me all your money or else). It doesn't matter how cheap something gets. Raw materials will still have a value. Real estate would be limited. Energy may be cheap but I doubt it is limitless. TNG sold you a fiction - not everyone had a starship to captain. Not everyone grew up on a secluded vineyard and just beamed to wherever the hell they wanted to visit.

      The first lesson in economics is always this: needs are unlimited. There is also no distinction between needs and desires. From an economic perspective, they are same (even if different politically, socially, personally). Needs are never satisfied and no economic system can change this as it is fundamental to the nature of economics itself. NOW, it may be you don't want everyone running around halfcocked with a replicator. So maybe the technologies are state controlled or socialist. Fine, whatever, you're a prisoner of Jean Claude Picard and his leather-bound vision of the future. It is not freedom and it is not limitless resources and you are never without your needs, Ensign Pissant (assuming you even passed the Academy entrance exam).

    39. Re:utopian socialism by BodhiCat · · Score: 1

      Well, there is Enterprise. ha ha ha

    40. Re:utopian socialism by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Replicators capable of creating any material object except gold pressed latinum.

      Well, actually they can, but the energy required is worth more than the generated G.P.L.
         

    41. Re:utopian socialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the enterprise is more Jewish than the Ferengi - seen from the outside, Jewish people are people who like forming collective farms (kibbutzes), like spending an entire day arguing an obscure point (but will love anyone who argues with them, instead of hating them) and spend a long time arguing over which tribe their children, or anyone else's children, would have belonged to.

    42. Re:utopian socialism by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      He does not used Replicated food scources, so he has to acquire them from somewhere.

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    43. Re:utopian socialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Theres no business, theres no enterpreneurship anymore.

      Tell that to the Ferengi, you insensitive clod!!!

    44. Re:utopian socialism by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      The idea is that there's also no more GREED any more. But I guess that's the same as saying there's no more entrepreneurship.

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    45. Re:utopian socialism by cheesybagel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You must really hate reading Asimov then. Probably one of those Heinlein fans. Guess what, this is what science fiction is all about. You get every political system under the sun. Military cliques (Starship Troopers), socialist utopias (too many Asimov stories to count), monarchies (Dune), totalitarian regimes (1984), capitalist dystopias (Neuromancer), theocracies (Dune), etc.

    46. Re:utopian socialism by syousef · · Score: 1

      If your neighbors complain, you leave and join the anarcho-syndicalist collective colony on Kaka 4. Where does capitalism fit in with this technology?

      Well it's not perfect but it's the best you have, but before you knew it someone spoilt it and you were left in Kaka. Sounds a lot like captialism to me.

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    47. Re:utopian socialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      intellectual property will be the only way for people to make money

      You fail at thinking.

      Why would you need money?

    48. Re:utopian socialism by Graff · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Replicators capable of creating any material object except gold pressed latinum. ...
      Unlimited energy using matter-antimatter. ...
      a capitalistic society is nearly impossible. There's nothing to buy or sell. As replicators themselves are replicated, anything of "value" can be had for virtually nothing.

      A couple of problems here.

      First off, it takes energy to run a replicator. Yes, perhaps a replicator can make the matter and the anti-matter and then react them to get energy but it's pretty clear that the laws of thermodynamics are still in effect in the Star Trek universe. The second law of thermodynamics prohibits perpetual motion types of scenarios like this. Energy is still a resource.

      Another resource would be real estate. At some point most easily accessible places in the universe will be owned by someone. Yes, the universe is a large place but you are still limited by time constraints to a relatively small portion of it during your lifetime.

      Yet another resource would be thought, invention, and innovation. Thinking beings would still demand some sort of value in exchange for plying their skills.

      I'm sure there are other resources that can be brought up but you get the idea.

    49. Re:utopian socialism by Zerth · · Score: 1

      Butlers

      Holodecks might be realistic, but it aint like bossing around real people.

      Or murdering, for the same reason.

    50. Re:utopian socialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is what the star trek society (NG) appears to demonstrate, but without monetary exchange per se. There seems to be a sort of implied meritocratic "status acquisition" and military rank is obviously a meritocracy (implied by their continued existence).

      As for energy, there are plenty of suns around for power concentration. Probably no shortage. As for real estate, that's a hard question. No accurate estimate of class M planets yet exists. Could be that the anarcho-syndicalist collective of Kaka 4 shares the planet with the nuns of the eternal lapdance on the southern continent and the anarchist plumber republic to the west. People are small. Planets are big.

    51. Re:utopian socialism by Minwee · · Score: 1

      Infinite copyrights.... the horror.... the horror....

      Won't somebody please think of the elephants?

    52. Re:utopian socialism by corbettw · · Score: 1

      The Federation, at least in TNG and later, is not a socialist utopia, it's a militaristic police state where the Navy runs all research and development, polices not just international but also interstate borders (why are there are so many Starfleet ships within the Federation itself? don't they have a coast guard equivalent?), runs the only university worth mentioning, has total control over dozens, if not hundreds, of colonies, and essentially tells the President and Parliament what to do. I don't think that counts as anyone's idea of utopia.

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    53. Re:utopian socialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha, you're so funny.

    54. Re:utopian socialism by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      I think its a cultural thing, A lot of people I've spoken to from my country though that the Ferengi were a parody/criticism of American Capitalists.

    55. Re:utopian socialism by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      Problem is that even without money per se, there will still be people wanting to gain power over others. How that's handled, it's not clear. There are still politicians and even a president, but what interests are they elected on if money for any project isn't an issue and their citizens want for nothing?

      The truly socialist/communist, everyone-is-equal society portrayed in Star Trek are the Borg (well, before they brought in the idea of the queen).

    56. Re:utopian socialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it is the counter-example to the OP's complaint. The Star Trek universe *has* examined the implications of replicator technology... because that's the only way you're going to find a socialist utopia!

    57. Re:utopian socialism by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      I think ST handles it pretty well in terms of how the Federation works, but obviously there's a lot of give and take in that sort of situation and of course there would have to be some sort of central government for it to really work (in the case of ST, the Federation Council)

    58. Re:utopian socialism by kramerd · · Score: 1

      I dont know...can a replicator create a replicator?

      If not, you could easily sell those...

    59. Re:utopian socialism by Dr+Damage+I · · Score: 1

      According to ST:Voyager, no. I recall an episode in which the doctor has written a holoplay/story and it is published without his permission. The publisher claims that as a hologram, the doctor is unable to control whether or not his work gets published.

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    60. Re:utopian socialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have pretty much explained why an advanced star-trek-like level of civilization can't be reached if we mantain today's standards where the ultimate goal is money and possession.
      Yes, we need some utopian socialism.

    61. Re:utopian socialism by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      Because clearly no one could ever grow vegetables for any other reason than profit?

      I love how whenever I forget that there are people who see money as the purpose of life for all humans I can just go to /. and read a few comments to realize that there are plenty of people who don't even consider other reasons than money when trying to figure out why someone would do something. I'm still waiting for someone to claim Aristotle only cared about philosophy because he was trying to get a research grant though...

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    62. Re:utopian socialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could be a hobby. And even though the clientele could just replicate themselves a meal at home, going to a restaurant is more fun.

    63. Re:utopian socialism by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Actually that's a scary point. If we ever get to a state like that, intellectual property will be the only way for people to make money, so everything will be patented or copywritten. They might even have to come up with some more terms. It'll be a choice of socialism or infinite copywrite.

      You got it wrong, as there would be no need for money. Intellectual property will be the only way to exert control over people. And that is when the (r)evolution will come. Capitalism is a means of allocating scarce ressources. There is no place for it in a post-scarcity era.

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    64. Re:utopian socialism by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      Ok... To start, living in a society with near infinite resources (because of replicators, etc.), almost everyone is doing something because they want to do it, not for "profits". There, glad we can be on the same page there.

      Now, why value exists. Even though replicators provide near infinite resources, non-replicated goods are not near infinite, but rather, they are the opposite: finite. There is a limited amount of "natural" food and other resources. Because of this, they have a value that replicated goods do not. This value is going to give them worth.

      Economic systems are designed to distribute limited resources to a population. Non-replicated goods are a limited resource, and one that had been shown to be values over the replicated goods (see alcohol. Because of this, the goods have a value. That value can be expressed as Gold, Silver, Gold Pressed Latinum (Sp?), The U.S. Dollar, The French Franc, the European Euro, Chickens, Pigs, Etc... Money is just an expression of value, value that always exists when you have limited resources.

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    65. Re:utopian socialism by Rolgar · · Score: 1

      From the season one season finale:

      A stock investor rescued from a 21st century cryogenics ship after repeated demands to speak to his stock broker:

      Capt. Picard: A lot has changed in the past three hundred years. People are no longer obsessed with the accumulation of things. We've eliminated hunger, want, the need for possessions. We've grown out of our infancy.
      Ralph Oppenhouse: You've got it all wrong. It has never been about possessions. It's about power.
      Capt. Picard: Power to do what?
      Ralph Oppenhouse: To control your life, your destiny.
      Capt. Picard: That kind of control is an illusion.
      Ralph Oppenhouse: Really? I'm here, aren't I? I should be dead, but I'm not.

      Capt. Picard: This is the 24th century. Material needs no longer exist.
      Ralph Oppenhouse: Then what's the challenge?
      Capt. Picard: The challenge, Mr. Offenhouse, is to improve yourself - to enrich yourself. Enjoy it.

      Ralph Oppenhouse: What do you invest in?
      Capt. Picard: We invest in ourselves.

      I don't know if this is presented this way to explain why the show might not have a capitalist economy, or if the writers or creators think this is where humanity is going. Let's say you and another person both desire to own a highly coveted house with a certain view. How is the owner determined? Coin toss? It goes to the oldest, youngest, or the one with the larger family? To the one with the higher job importance? Or did they get it wrong, will they, like today, have money, and the one willing to bid the most gets it?

    66. Re:utopian socialism by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I guess that would bother someone who worships money. When you have a machine that can copy any physical object, there is no more need for money nor business nor enterpreneurship. All those things are tools, and when a tool is no longer needed, simply discard it. I imagine when 3D printers that can copy anything come along you'll fight progress tooth and nail, because it will destroy your beloved tools as well as your ability to lord it over the less fortunate.

      That said, you didn't deserve the "troll" mod. Mods, "troll" doesn't mean "how fucking stupid".

    67. Re:utopian socialism by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      There are *some* limits on replicator capability. They require energy to run, which typically comes from matter/antimatter reactors. There's no indication that the replicators can produce antimatter, and there are occasional references to needing to conserve supplies of it. There are other limits (dilithium for the reactors required mining, at least in TOS and I believe in TNG as well). There may have been other references to natural resources as well. In any case, I don't recall any particular sign that ships were so incredibly readily accessible as you imply. Indeed, TOS and TNG were remarkably short on civilian vessels, and when encountered it was usually because they were in some sort of trouble. That doesn't suggest a universe where anybody who wants to can get their own little starship.

      As for the gold-pressed latinum issue, this is purely trivia but latinum itself (a silvery liquid) was the part that couldn't by replicated. The gold was just to make it possible to handle the stuff; there was no indication that gold couldn't be replicated easily enough.

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    68. Re:utopian socialism by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

      > Indeed, TOS and TNG were remarkably short on civilian vessels, and when encountered it was usually because they were in some sort of trouble. That doesn't suggest a universe where anybody who wants to can get their own little starship.

      This was mostly because the main characters of the shows were crew members on military vessels. There were plenty of plot lines involving civilian ships that weren't in trouble, and almost constant mention of the ability to travel among worlds for non-military personnel. DS9 centered on a station with a huge volume of civilian traffic. I'd say that there wasn't a warp-capable ship in every garage but they were certainly common enough that anyone who would want transport somewhere didn't have a lot of trouble doing it.

      Virg

    69. Re:utopian socialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the Federation is more of a Fascist state. It is essentially one party rule and one of the main avenues for political advancement is through military (for lack of a better word) service. It kind of reminds me of starship troopers.

  13. As opposed to Ron Moores method? by bsane · · Score: 1

    As opposed to Ron Moores method, writing a plot, dialog and roles, then randomly assigning characters without regard to anything else.

    Seriously BSG is kind of cool, dialog is probably ok, but the plot and character development is among the worst things I've ever seen. I _really_ hope its not the model for new SciFi.

    1. Re:As opposed to Ron Moores method? by Schnoogs · · Score: 0

      Worst you've ever seen? Hyperbole much?

    2. Re:As opposed to Ron Moores method? by nyctopterus · · Score: 4, Funny

      You know, there's not a lot of rationale for saying someone's wrong on matters of preference, but man, you are just totally and completely wrong.

    3. Re:As opposed to Ron Moores method? by bsane · · Score: 1

      Yes, but I have a plan.

  14. Star Trek, Asimov by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Star Trek was very good in its time. It opened up sci fi to a new tv audience and was quite cool.
    However, as far as quality sci fi goes it's not as good as others even at its best.
    The whole, warp core failures super easy, stuff exploding and shorting with regularity makes you question the competence of the Federation.
    In contrast an amazingly logical, super goddamn sticking-to-the-plot and really rigidly logical writing with plausible concepts and amazingly entertaining writing, nothing comes close to Asimov. I've read 2000 pages of his novels over the course of 2 months after discovering it recently. It is amazing, if you like Star Trek, go read Asimov. More originality in *any* two books of his than nearly half of TV sci-fi historh.

    1. Re:Star Trek, Asimov by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've read The Gods Themselves, by Isaac Asimov and it was great.

      Highly recommended.

    2. Re:Star Trek, Asimov by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      What always shocked me was how easy it was for outside forces to infiltrate and capture a big fucking Federation starship. I mean seriously, how often did some bumbling idiots or rag tag band of aliens capture the fucking Enterprise, a ship with thousands of of people including Fucking Worf and Fucking Data.

    3. Re:Star Trek, Asimov by pamar · · Score: 1

      ...
      In contrast an amazingly logical, super goddamn sticking-to-the-plot and really rigidly logical writing with plausible concepts and amazingly entertaining writing, nothing comes close to Asimov. I've read 2000 pages of his novels over the course of 2 months after discovering it recently. It is amazing, if you like Star Trek, go read Asimov. More originality in *any* two books of his than nearly half of TV sci-fi historh.

      While you are assigning quotas, don't forget the "less characterization than a box of cereals".

    4. Re:Star Trek, Asimov by am+2k · · Score: 1

      Yes, plus that any locking code (no matter whether it locked information in a database or a door) was broken within seconds. What kind of engineers would create such easily disabled mechanisms? Why bother at all with passwords, when they don't lock anybody out?

    5. Re:Star Trek, Asimov by kikito · · Score: 1

      When you finish with his Sci-fi, you might want to have a look at his "Pure Science"-books. He wrote plenty of divulgatory science books, very interesting and fun to read.

      I don't recommend you his history books... even if he's still my favourite, on history he didn't shine as much, in my opinion.

  15. Given the enduring popularity of Star Trek, et. al by mmell · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I'm going to go out on a limb and say Mr. Stross is the one who seems to be missing the point.

    If I want education, I'll watch Science/Discovery/History . . . better yet, I'll read a book. When I want entertainment, I want entertainment. Obviously, I'm not alone in feeling that Star Trek/Babylon 5/Firefly et. al. provide that.

  16. Ultratech technobabble I'm okay with, but... by Tobor+the+Eighth+Man · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think that the fact that the science is not the focus of the plot excuses treknobabble, to a degree. It never really bothers me, because it's generally pretty self-aware that it's just making stuff up.

    On the other hand, to use a current example, a show like Fringe distorts or flat-out makes up stuff about real world, modern-day science so often that I actually find it distracting, and I don't even have a particularly strong science background. Star Trek is at least in the far future - I can't call them out on making stuff up about dilithium crystals and transwarp mogons or what-have-you.

    But if you're going to talk about things that aren't much more advanced than a high school science class, you should at least try not to just make stuff up because you're too lazy to look it up. Not only does it take people out of it who know that it's wrong, it misleads people and perpetuates a poor understanding of science in the general population. I'm not saying fictional programming should be educational, but it should at least make a modicum of effort to not be absurd.

    1. Re:Ultratech technobabble I'm okay with, but... by Tobor+the+Eighth+Man · · Score: 1

      I should probably clarify my complaint about Fringe. I'm not saying it's not realistic, because, well, it's a scifi show. I don't expect it to be. I'm saying I don't think you should reference a specific, basic, real-world scientific or technological principal and say it's something other than it is.

    2. Re:Ultratech technobabble I'm okay with, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fringe isn't Science Fiction. It's Fantasy.

  17. Let me get this straight by deathtopaulw · · Score: 5, Funny

    Extremely nerdy hard-science nerdy nerd kings are bitching about old TV shows because they were using almost made-up theoretical science as a plot device to advance the lives and drama of fictional characters for our entertainment...

    Here's an article for you: Slashdot member deathtopaulw hates hard science fiction writers because they have no concept of fun and their minds exist only to crunch numbers and dwell on what is and isn't possible in a finite and boring universe.

    Look at that, nobody cares either.

    1. Re:Let me get this straight by Disgruntled+Goats · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He's just mad because 100s of millions more people know what Star Trek is than who will ever know or care about him or his works. This is just a way to get publicity.

    2. Re:Let me get this straight by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      But I know people who read Charles Stross. They include some of the smartest game designers I've ever met. Influencing one smart person may be more meaningful than being beloved by 1000 mediocre ones.

  18. Moore's approach was the opposite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Plot and character development as irrelevant to technology.

  19. Uh, B5 "technobabble"? Hardly... by nweaver · · Score: 5, Insightful

    B5 was very consistant and deliberately very low on the techno-BABBLE per se.

    There was technologies needed for the plot (Hyperspace et al, etc etc etc), but it was established and not really changed.

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  20. without star trek where would we be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It has fueled the imagination of a generation, attached a human element to the otherwise intangible technology and made it accessible to the average person. Based on those facets alone it is a winner. And to Charles Stross.. You are a great writer but you are addressing a different audience. Judging star trek for you is like an olympic decathalete judging a high school track meet, the rules may apply but there is no comparison in quality of performance, just let it go..

  21. Science Fiction focuses on the fiction by imgod2u · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Go figure. Star Trek used flashy lights to get people's attention but in the words of Joss Whedon, "I don't know much about science but what I do know about science fiction is that flashy lights means....science."

    That's about as science-y as it gets. You focus too much on making it within the realm of plausible extrapolation and you end up losing sight of things like interesting story arc, plausible plot turns and characters and you end up randomly writing your characters into roles and ending your series with some cliche reset-button-style let's-just-get-back-to-nature conclusion.

    Why yes, I'm still bitter about BSG, why do you ask?

    1. Re:Science Fiction focuses on the fiction by imgod2u · · Score: 1

      With the sheer amount of tech in something like Star Trek, making it all scientifically plausible would've been very time-consuming. And it isn't necessary to what it was: political and social allegory.

      There are movies that do get the science right (Sunshine) but those were science-y movies. Their purpose was to show off the science.

      Star Trek was about something else entirely and complaining about how its science is inaccurate is like complaining that Dante's version of hell wasn't like how the Bible described it or that the king in The King and I didn't behave like a east-asian despot would. It simply wasn't the focus of the show.

    2. Re:Science Fiction focuses on the fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, they used beeps and whistles. It grew comical, that you could hear something Worf has hearing and instantly knew "oh, that's bad."

    3. Re:Science Fiction focuses on the fiction by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

      There are movies that do get the science right (Sunshine) but those were science-y movies

      Bad example. Off the top of my head:
      - Guy gets frostbite from trip through the vacuum of space
      - Entire premise of restarting the sun with a nuclear explosion

      That said, they tried a lot harder than most SF.

    4. Re:Science Fiction focuses on the fiction by imgod2u · · Score: 1

      1. You would get frostbite. Water forms crystals when pressure decreases even when temperature remains constant.

    5. Re:Science Fiction focuses on the fiction by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

      No, water boils when pressure decreases even when temperature remains constant.

      (okay, in actuality, it does both, but in a vacuum, with a warm human body nearby, we're talking boilage)

  22. Deux ex machina? by Jahws · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You're thinking of 'deus ex machina', which is a plot device along the lines of "and suddenly a god-like being appeared and fixed everything"...

    You mean Q? Not only did he fix everything, he even caused everything.

    1. Re:Deux ex machina? by mR.bRiGhTsId3 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I know. That was the part that I found most compelling about All Good Things. I think whoever came up with that plot is a genius because he found a way of having Q simultaneously destroy and save the entire universe through the actions of Picard. It was extremely clever along with the added bonus of the whole "How all of the characters drifted apart in the future." arc.

    2. Re:Deux ex machina? by nomadic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      See, now that episode was an extremely good one; my objection isn't to fake science, it's to fake science being the central plot hole. Now if All Good Things had been mostly about Geordi and Data trying to figure out how to stop the time shifting, it would have been a very bad one. That is the point I've been trying to make.

    3. Re:Deux ex machina? by jdbausch · · Score: 1

      all good things has one of the most blatant plot holes in all of trek (and that is saying something) from wikipedia: "As Picard arrives at the anomaly in all three time periods, he discovers that the anomaly is much larger in the past, but does not exist at all in the future." "Q once again appears to Picard and takes him to billions of years in the past on Earth, where the anomaly, growing larger as it moves backwards in time" "When Picard returns to the future, he discovers the anomaly has appeared, created as a result of his orders, and the tachyon pulses from the three eras are sustaining it." the anomaly was created by three ships in different times taking action, and then grows backward in time. how is it that the anomoly exists for the future crew AFTER (forward in time) it was created? at least that was my recollection, I haven't seen it in years.

    4. Re:Deux ex machina? by GnomeChompsky · · Score: 1

      it's spreading from the past into the future and the rate at which it spreads is greater than the rate at which time progresses.

  23. Technology is cool, but... by savanik · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The thing is, technology is irrelevant to plot and character. If it wasn't, then the stories they'd be telling would be so alien as to be incomprehensible. Stories are about people, not technology. It's something written into just about any guide to writing science fiction you can find: Don't let the technology overshadow the characters!

    Yes, lightsabers and teleporters are cool. But the story is about a boy turning into a man and saving the world (Gee, thanks, Wesley). Or a continuing mission through space, etc. The story isn't about the technology. Sure, it'd be nice to have more realistic tech written into the story to begin with - BUT. I will note that the most popular episodes of TNG always revolved around characters. The episodes oriented towards 'how the teleporters actually work' as a plot device didn't fare so well.

    1. Re:Technology is cool, but... by Nicolay77 · · Score: 1

      The best science fiction is really based on the science, and produces totally alien stuff, like "The Gods Themselves" by Asimov or "Exhalation" by Ted Chiang.

      If you only wanna see "Dallas in Space", that's your loss, really. The most popular stuff is mediocre at best, it has to be.

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    2. Re:Technology is cool, but... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      YOu can ahve a story where the technology uis the plot.
      ST did the does Data have rights, and he is just technology.

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  24. "Why Charles Stross Hates Star Trek" by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Cos he's a contrarian little prick, who can't appreciate Nichelle Nichols flashing a little bit of red panties?

    What's not to like, apart from the - easily overlooked - semitophillic and globalist/military world-government metaphor?

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    1. Re:"Why Charles Stross Hates Star Trek" by geekoid · · Score: 1

      The 'one big happy fleet' metaphor is needed in order to be able to present morality issues as an 'outside' observer.

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    2. Re:"Why Charles Stross Hates Star Trek" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the 80's montage while they assemble them in fast forward!

  25. Star Trek is Parables by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Star Trek episodes are philosophical parables, like most good science fiction. Suppose the world has this property. Then how would we behave under those circumstances?

    My favorite example is "Brave New World" where technology dehumanizes everyone. People are manufactured on an assembly line, and no one has a mother. In fact, calling someone a "mother" is an insult. There is no central, simple, technology to the story. The society is the story.

    1. Re:Star Trek is Parables by grumbel · · Score: 1

      Star Trek episodes are philosophical parables, like most good science fiction. Suppose the world has this property. Then how would we behave under those circumstances?

      Absolutely spot on. Complaining about the technobabble in StarTrek is really missing the point. The show was all about exploring interesting ideas and asking "What if?" questions, the technology was just a way to get to interesting places where those questions could be asked. Aside from Outer Limits and Twilight Zone there really haven't been all that much other TV shows that did that.

      Shows like Battlestar or Firefly are much lower on the philosophical aspects and basically just drama in space. They did throw a bit of plausible technology in the mix every now and then, but those where much more decoration then the core of the show.

    2. Re:Star Trek is Parables by Jahws · · Score: 1

      I actually had a class that looked at philosophy through science fiction. Episodes of TNG would often help to jump-start our discussions.

  26. Novel not equal TV by thethibs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Charlie conflates SF novels with SF television series. They don't have the same criteria.

    Unlike a novel, a good SF series doesn't take itself too seriously. That's what was so good about Star Trek. We expected it to be a little tacky and weren't disappointed. Every so often we'd get the equivalent to one of the characters turning to the audience and saying "this is just fiction, you know." Shattner's "Get a Life" was bang on.

    The shows that lost sight of this, BG being the best example, were boring-to-annoying.

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    1. Re:Novel not equal TV by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      SF? Only a few of the TOS epsiodes were actual science fiction, the rest were drama. All remaining ST-named series were straight dramas. Tech was merely handwaved into existence when it was convenient to the plot. No science.

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    2. Re:Novel not equal TV by thethibs · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

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    3. Re:Novel not equal TV by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      The show you're thinking of is stargate. Star Trek always took itself too seriously.

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  27. Writers aren't tech experts. by vxvxvxvx · · Score: 1

    With the complaint that the writers would just leave "I can't tech the tech core anymore!" kind of language in the script isn't surprising to me, nor am I upset over it. I don't think there are many people who possess the skill to both write an interesting story and come up with realistic-but-yet-nonexistant tech. So if they want to take people who are good at writing stories and have them write a script and then find tech experts to fill in the blanks, good for them. That's one solution the problem and given Star Trek's huge success it's one that worked.

    That said, like all TV there's good scifi and bad scifi. Often within the very same TV series. There is some tech in Star Trek that is just so silly sounding it does distract you from the story. "Red Matter" for example...

  28. Dont piss off the Russian. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " and the same goes for similar shows such as Babylon Five" Ivonova says she has a 200 megawatt pulse cannon in the forward cargo bay that would dissagree with you Mr. Stross.

  29. So what? by slashmojo · · Score: 1

    It's just entertainment and it has entertained millions for decades.. job done.

    If you want real science, read a text book.

    1. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah.... Read a book, read a book, read a muh-fuhin' book! Don't watch SyFy, or a re-run, read a book nerds, a fuhin book, nerds!

  30. The new series fixes that! by Tired+and+Emotional · · Score: 1

    They have remodulated the phase colomators on the prion-antiprion exchange field surrounding the writer's conference room.

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  31. Uh, yeah by russotto · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Star trek != hard SF. Star Trek = western in space. (Firefly is too, in case you missed the subtle-as-a-brick hint of the horses in the pilot)

    Nevertheless, it does manage to sometimes to SF-style exploration of the impact of technology. ST:TNG had a lot on the subject of machine intelligence, obviously. All versions explored contact with alien cultures, and if the aliens were a little more human than one could wish for.. well, the same is true of written SF. Even some of the worst Star Trek episodes explored some SF themes -- "Spock's Brain" explored the degeneration of a culture which relied too much on technology, and "Miri" explored paedophi.. err, no, the danger of genetic engineering.

    1. Re:Uh, yeah by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Star trek != hard SF. Star Trek = western in space. (Firefly is too, in case you missed the subtle-as-a-brick hint of the horses in the pilot)

      Space Cowboys: They litterally moved cattle from one planet to another, that one time.
      They just went hatless, I repeat: Hatless.

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    2. Re:Uh, yeah by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      The pilot nothing, there were horses in every opening, and didn't one episode involve smuggling cattle?

    3. Re:Uh, yeah by geekoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually Firefly is post civil war in space.

      While ST was described as a western in space in order to sell it, it doesn't really follow the western tv style of the time.

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    4. Re:Uh, yeah by geekoid · · Score: 1

      The horse represent running free, and just because you smuggle cattle doesn't mean you are a cowboy, or in a western.

      If I put some steer in a truck and frice acros country am I suddenly a cowboy? no.

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  32. Oh no he di'int!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Talk bad about Star Trek? Now you gone an dun it. Stross might as well point out that Star Trek was not peer reviewed and published through the standard academic process. Perhaps he should note that Star Trek cannot be experimentally confirmed, and moreover isn't Lorentz Invariant. God does not play theater with the cosmos.

  33. Old SF Fan saying... by ExRex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What's the difference between fans and trekkies? Fans read.

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  34. the magic ingredient by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What the A-Team taught me was that all it takes to build an impregnable armored vehicle is a few empty 50 gallon drums. We'd have this Afghanistan thing wrapped up tomorrow if they could just ship a bunch of vans, empty 50 gal. drums and a welding torch or two over there.

    50 gallon drums... and Mr. T.

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    1. Re:the magic ingredient by R2.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      What the A-Team taught me was that all it takes to build an impregnable armored vehicle is a few empty 50 gallon drums. We'd have this Afghanistan thing wrapped up tomorrow if they could just ship a bunch of vans, empty 50 gal. drums and a welding torch or two over there.

      50 gallon drums... and Mr. T.

      Don't forget Murdock. Or rather Barclay.

      (See how I brought it back on topic? Slick, no?)

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    2. Re:the magic ingredient by popeye44 · · Score: 1

      Lets not forget that bullets never hitting a single person that was a bad guy was the way to win too. Sure you could cause the bad guys jeep to roll over but he'd be fine and walk away.

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    3. Re:the magic ingredient by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      That always bugged me, but then it was the eighties--no one could die a violent bloody death on OTA TV.

    4. Re:the magic ingredient by thewils · · Score: 4, Funny

      ..and if they had McGuyver it'd be sorted in 10 minutes with his bootlaces.

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    5. Re:the magic ingredient by Moryath · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Television has any number of tropes.

      One of them is the idea that human nature doesn't change over time. You get the same basic plotlines in pro wrestling, daytime soap operas, evening emo teenybopper soaps (buffy, angel, etc), scifi series... the only difference is the trappings of the medium.

      Of course, the same has been said about literature. People argue about the number of basic plots, but the theory - that if you look long enough, you'll find something that you are repeating "close enough". The same is also true in music, especially since the nonmusical fools involved in US judicial decisions and copyright law have made decisions that make the number of possible melodies extremely limited (and most of those mathematical possibilities also happen to be atonal shit that would make a Yoko Ono concert sound like the Mormon Tabernacle Choir in comparison).

      You want to attack Star Trek for "not focusing on" the technology? TV shows sell themselves on the actors, pure and simple. Without characters, you don't have story, and at best you get rotten shit like Star Wars Episode 1.

    6. Re:the magic ingredient by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Television has any number of tropes... One of them is the idea that human nature doesn't change over time.

      Isn't that more realistic than thinking that human nature will drastically change in the next 200 years? Sure, culture changes, societal norms change, stuff like that, but basic human nature stays the same. I think this is why I object to his inclusion of Babylon 5 in his list. B5 was never supposed to be about science and technology, but about the characters and the story. One of the fundamental premises of the story is that human nature won't change: there will always be friends and foes, people will start relationships, people will end relationships, and as we see in one episode (A View From the Gallery), there will always be the little guys that just want to do their jobs and live their lives.

    7. Re:the magic ingredient by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Informative

      Television has any number of tropes.

      Yes, it does. (Warning: TvTropes.org is a huge timesuck.)

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    8. Re:the magic ingredient by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, even more than most other sci-fi, B5 isn't about technology. It's about a bunch of people walking around a space station and talking to each other; how much technology could possibly be involved?

      Sci-fi is a medium that lets writers make up circumstances and situations that are impossible in real life in our current time, and dream up totally fantastical situations, and then explore what happens to people in these situations. The inclusion of aliens also makes things interesting because then we can explore how humans interact with other intelligent beings who aren't even human like us, and deal with the inevitable conflicts between cultures, traditions, etc. Obviously, it's an allegory for our own struggles with problems between races or cultures or classes, but it lets the viewer step outside his own worldview and look at the situation more objectively since none of us (except those who have been allegedly abducted) has actually met a non-human intelligent being, and has few preconceived notions about them.

      I think "hard sci-fi" writers who fail to recognize that not all sci-fi is about technology and its effect on humanity are rather short-sighted.

    9. Re:the magic ingredient by badasscat · · Score: 1

      I think "hard sci-fi" writers who fail to recognize that not all sci-fi is about technology and its effect on humanity are rather short-sighted.

      I agree, and another argument you could make is to imagine our current lives being imagined by sci-fi writers 200 years ago (if sci-fi writers existed then - did they?). Most of them probably *would* have focused on our technology, and maybe some of them would have gotten some of it right. And there are stories to tell about how the internet or the cell phone has altered the way we live, but honestly, do you really think about these things throughout an average day? You use your technology, but you're mostly thinking about how to get into the pants of that girl you've got a crush on, or you're thinking about how school or work sucks, or you're thinking about drinking a Shamrock Shake. The technology you use can be a means to these ends, but it's not the end itself.

      Most current sci-fi is, like most media in other genres, a form of realism. It's not an attempt at predicting the future of technology or asking "what if?" or related existential questions, it's an attempt at looking at what real life might be like for people in various situations in the future. Nobody in the real world of Star Trek, except maybe a few intellectuals back on Earth, is going to ruminate on how flux capacitors have changed the way we live, or on what happens to your soul when you use a transporter. Most people are just going to use those things and not think about it, the same way we all drive cars and communicate on cell phones and write blog replies on laptops now without thinking much about it. This is just our lives.

    10. Re:the magic ingredient by PDX · · Score: 1

      I keep expecting some lab to come up with warp drives, phasers, and reliable anti-matter. The paradox is that what we think will happen is often sidelined by thing we didn't predict. Such as Color TV, Digital Networks, Micro Transistors, Sim City, and other improbable tech. The biotech advances of the next fifty years might rival the resurrection sciences of BSG. Anyone remember Misfits of Science. Guess which FRIENDS star started on that turkey.

    11. Re:the magic ingredient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      200 years ago (if sci-fi writers existed then - did they?)

      I don't think you 'll really find much sci-fio from 200 years ago exactly. Jules Verne comes to mind as one of the pioneers in sci-fi. Not 200 years, but Journey to the Center of the Earth was written in 1864, so its 145 and counting.

    12. Re:the magic ingredient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      evening emo teenybopper soaps (buffy, angel, etc)

      Um...you never watched Buffy or Angel, did you?

    13. Re:the magic ingredient by Henry+Pate · · Score: 1

      If you want to lose an hour or two have a look at TV Tropes.

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    14. Re:the magic ingredient by Ira+Sponsible · · Score: 1

      An hour or two? You must be kidding. TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life!

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    15. Re:the magic ingredient by Quothz · · Score: 1

      sci-fi writers 200 years ago (if sci-fi writers existed then - did they?).

      Well, Swift was writing then and Voltaire was alive, so yeah, although they hadn't actually written any sci-fi yet. You could make an argument about some earlier authors such as de Begerac or Bacon, but those guys usually get the credit for founding the genre.

    16. Re:the magic ingredient by Pax681 · · Score: 1

      What the A-Team taught me was that all it takes to build an impregnable armored vehicle is a few empty 50 gallon drums. We'd have this Afghanistan thing wrapped up tomorrow if they could just ship a bunch of vans, empty 50 gal. drums and a welding torch or two over there.

      50 gallon drums... and Mr. T.

      he ain't getting on no plane fool!

    17. Re:the magic ingredient by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2, Informative

      200 years ago (if sci-fi writers existed then - did they?)

      Orlando Furioso appeared in 1516 and involved space travel - specifically, a trip to the moon. Bit more of a fantasy story than pure SF as Horace Gold would have described it, but it's not totally out of character.

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    18. Re:the magic ingredient by mikael · · Score: 1

      Even Isaac Asimov used the concept of teleporter technology in some of his stories, though he applied the use of technology to everyday use rather than being on a starship.

      One story featured a society where the apartment blocks and houses used teleporters instead of public transport. Roomba type machines kept the gardens tidy for a pleasant appearance from windows, but other than that there was no reason for anyone to walk or drive anywhere. Except for one kid who gets fed up of waiting in line at class to be transported home so he walks home instead. His parents get upset so they take him to a psychiatrist. In the end, the psychiatrist tells the parents to leave the kid alone, gives up using teleporters as well, and starts walking home instead.

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    19. Re:the magic ingredient by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Without characters, you don't have story, and at best you get rotten shit like Star Wars Episode 1.

      And not just Episode 1.

      "George, you can type this shit, but you sure can't say it."
      Harrison Ford to George Lucas on the Star Wars script.

      Actually I've always thought Sci Fi is a guilty pleasure even if the technobabble occasionally makes you wince. Hell I liked SG1 even though it was acting as a cliche list long before tvtropes was around. Allegedly Amanda Tapping originally said she would quit rather than read the famously awful line about her being an effective member of the team despite her 'genitalia being on the inside of her body'. And face it, people all around the world laughed winced when that was broadcast.

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    20. Re:the magic ingredient by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      our current lives being imagined by sci-fi writers 200 years ago (if sci-fi writers existed then - did they?)

      Not many of them, for sure, but one could argue that sci-fi started as a genre with Savinien Cyrano de Bergerac's "Les États et Empires de la Lune" ("The States and Empires of the Moon"), which was published in 1657.

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    21. Re:the magic ingredient by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Nah, he's too busy playing with his Mohawk.

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    22. Re:the magic ingredient by Beale · · Score: 1

      This is why we have terms like 'space opera' - for stories that aren't *about* the science. You could just as easily set the base frame for stories like Star Wars and Babylon 5 anywhere, but they just happen to be in a setting where space travel and building in space is manageable tech. These stories are much more about people and what they do than about the consequences of technological advance or societal change over time.

    23. Re:the magic ingredient by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      (Warning: TvTropes.org is a huge timesuck.)

      Alas, this warning reaches me one day too late, and now I'm a zombie from getting half the sleep I should've last night.

  35. Department of Departments by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    There's "fiction" in "science fiction"? Gee, I never noticed that.
           

    1. Re:Department of Departments by Disgruntled+Goats · · Score: 1

      But...but...his fiction is less fictiony than Star Trek's fiction!

  36. i think there's room for both approaches by pezpunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    does ALL sci-fi have to be about the technology? is that a requirement?

    star trek does a crummy job of predicting plausible technology and its deeper implications on man's place in the universe. but that's like saying Shakespeare's Henry VIII is not very historically informative. it sort of misses the point.

    star trek, when it's about something, is primarily about meditations on what it means to be human. the writers would be trying to say something about, i don't know, honor or justice or leadership or whatever. they didn't care about how transporter technology would transform society. they definitely didn't give a crap about scientific principles or bosons or tachyons or whatever.

    the science is flawed, and the whole scenario is more than a bit ludicrous.

    but i'm ok with that.

    is it really a huge problem that the ressikans, a dying culture with limited apparent technology, could build an indestructible, arbitrarily fast probe that could transmit a lifetime of completely real, interactive memories through the enterprise's shields into the brain of picard in a matter of minutes? who cares, that episode rocked.

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    1. Re:i think there's room for both approaches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh, star trek == soap opera in space.

    2. Re:i think there's room for both approaches by nomadic · · Score: 1

      star trek, when it's about something, is primarily about meditations on what it means to be human. the writers would be trying to say something about, i don't know, honor or justice or leadership or whatever. they didn't care about how transporter technology would transform society. they definitely didn't give a crap about scientific principles or bosons or tachyons or whatever.

      I wish they did a better job on that meditation. Watching BSG made me dislike a lot of what happened in ST:TNG; I mean, it wasn't Shakespeare but when philosophical problems cropped up they were layered and complicated, and more importantly were frequently never solved. Meanwhile ST had simple moralizing, which only worked because (unrealistically) the idealistic choice always turned out to be the right one and the problem's solved.

    3. Re:i think there's room for both approaches by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      So what did you learn from BSG?

    4. Re:i think there's room for both approaches by Ozlanthos · · Score: 1

      I've seen that one a few times (Scif-Fi channel use to play the whole TNG series, then switch to Voyager, and eventually Enterprise 5 days a week 4-7 pm). I couldn't agree more about that episode. I'd always wondered though, how the original person Picard was "living" actually lived? Was the history modeled specifically to fit Picard? Was the original person not of that world? I don't know why, but it seems he had an enormous amount of impact on the technological level of the planet, for being just some "guy" living in a post-agrarian culture. Either way you're right...that episode frackin rocked!

      -Oz

    5. Re:i think there's room for both approaches by iphinome · · Score: 1

      That all of this has happened before and all of this will happen again.

  37. Imagination by Krystlih · · Score: 1

    While I can understand trying to make things "scientific" and being as accurate as possible, but at the same time it doesn't have to be accurate to inspire imagination. I know I grew up watching Star Trek, both the original series and later TNG. While later I became aware of a lot of the inaccuracies and "techno babble" that was spouted on the show, it did a whole lot to inspire my imagination and get me interested in a lot of areas. I think that was Gene Roddenberry's original plan/goal with the show anyway, to inspire the imagination and reach for the stars. Sometimes us as geeks forget that.

  38. Charles Stross is trolling by cheesybagel · · Score: 4, Insightful
    How does BSG not use plot devices? They resurrect characters (Starbuck), do a one shot "stealth" viper to fill a plot hole which is destroyed and never duplicated, Cylon resurrection ship etc.

    I still remember the "motivational" speech Adama made when they started their exodus. That they all deserved to die. I was like WTF?! Is this what a motivational speech from a military commander passes for these days?

    Then he disses B5. Just all the possibilities, socio-political effects B5 introduced from having telepaths was pretty amazing in of itself. Not to mention motivational speeches actually are motivational in B5...

    1. Re:Charles Stross is trolling by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      To me BSG lost any credibility it had with that pathetic ending. Writer 1: shit we need some way to finish this Writer 2 : F@@#$% if I know Writer 3: how about we just throw in religion and steal an ending from some old show no one remembers like the BBC hitchhikers series Writer 1 and 2: whatever we have been paid who gves a shit.

    2. Re:Charles Stross is trolling by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To me BSG lost any credibility it had with that pathetic ending. Writer 1: shit we need some way to finish this Writer 2 : F@@#$% if I know Writer 3: how about we just throw in religion and steal an ending from some old show no one remembers like the BBC hitchhikers series Writer 1 and 2: whatever we have been paid who gves a shit.

      Dude, if you, for a single moment, believe that ending was made up on the spot, you weren't paying any fucking attention. The religious overtones were evident from day one, and the ending of the series was hardly a surprise. I mean, for fuck sake, Starbuck basically pulls a zombie Jesus! If you didn't see where the show was going at that point, you're too dumb to live.

    3. Re:Charles Stross is trolling by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I still remember the "motivational" speech Adama made when they started their exodus. That they all deserved to die. I was like WTF?! Is this what a motivational speech from a military commander passes for these days?

      In comparison to being captured by the Talibums? Yip.
             

    4. Re:Charles Stross is trolling by Evil+Pete · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It was obvious there was something else going on from episode one titled "33". Where Baltar repents and suddenly the ship is destroyed ... you start to wonder if it was all just coincidence. Then "The Hand of God" episode and Baltar realising he is an instrument of God. There is so much bizarre manipulation of the characters going on through the series that it becomes pretty clear there is another 'player' beyond the humans and the cylons. So when Head Six says to Baltar, "I am an Angel of God sent here to protect you." --- I took it as the truth. From then on the story got more interesting not less so.

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    5. Re:Charles Stross is trolling by cheesybagel · · Score: 2, Informative

      That kind of thing is called Deus Ex Machina and has been considered a poor plot device since antiquity.

    6. Re:Charles Stross is trolling by hibiki_r · · Score: 1

      Yes, there were religious overtones everywhere, but that doesn't mean that, for the most part, they weren't making it all up as they went along. It's especially obvious with the cylon reveals, many of which came without even an inch of foreshadowing. The creators themselves said that the only reason Starbuck wasn't a cylon was that it seemed to obvious!

      From where I stand, it didn't seem that the writers knew where things were going, and just inserted large amounts of foreshadowing as they went, like in Babylon 5. Instead, the feeling is that the writers left all kinds of questions open, without ever having an idea of what the answers were themselves, and in the end struggled to make answers match, like the whole silliness of the theater scenes.

      For a similar amount of nonsense, go look at the first couple of seasons of Lost: There's no plot, no cool mystery that will be revealed, just random teasing with no final product. They might as well be part of a software sales team, promising features without ever having the code to actually deliver them.

    7. Re:Charles Stross is trolling by chromatic · · Score: 1

      [If] you, for a single moment, believe that ending was made up on the spot....

      I'll do you one better.

      Romo Lampkin: Gosh, ex-president Lee Adama! I never would have thought that everyone would spontaneously and unanimously vote to throw away all technology, including all of the lampshades in the fleet, but golly gee they sure did, and after I finish this sentence it'll be canon, so let's get on with the finale, why don't we, because we're a few maudlin and confusing scenes away from cute dancing robots made sinister by a pointless voiceover?

    8. Re:Charles Stross is trolling by pmontra · · Score: 1

      How does BSG not use plot devices? They resurrect characters (Starbuck), do a one shot "stealth" viper to fill a plot hole which is destroyed and never duplicated, Cylon resurrection ship etc.

      And don't forget that all the plot is run by god. BSG is the ultimate deus-ex-machina show.

    9. Re:Charles Stross is trolling by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      It's a poor plot device when it's used as a quick solution to a tricky writing problem. But what if it's actually integral to the story itself? Are you telling me the story of Jesus was just simple deus ex machina? Or were the writers of the New Testament just lazy?

  39. Re:Uh, B5 "technobabble"? Hardly... by gedrin · · Score: 1

    As much as I love B5, if you're looking for a sciency hard science sci-fi, B5 isn't it. It was about characters and telling a heroic story.
    Still, complaining that a story set in the future isn't more focused on extension of RL hard science is a lot like complaining that an Arthurian (in the case of B5 exactly like) story doesn't have more plague.

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  40. The tech by symbolset · · Score: 1

    The tech is a device to allow the viewer to accept that the story happens far away in a different society, so that the underlying social issues can be examined in a way that doesn't threaten the viewer. They're props - they're the functional equivalent of Victorian attire for a vampire movie. The story isn't about the tech, and if it was it wouldn't be any good.

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  41. He's right, but so what? by realmolo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem with the truly advanced technologies that science-fiction stories like to use is that their REAL effects on the world would be so transformative, that the characters in the story would be so different us that the reader wouldn't be able to relate to them at all.

    An "accurate" Star Trek story would have people lying in bed all day, being fed through a tube, while they lived out their fantasies in the holodeck. Robotic mining ships would troll the galaxy for dilithium to power everything. Gee, that's interesting.

    1. Re:He's right, but so what? by argent · · Score: 1

      The problem with the truly advanced technologies that science-fiction stories like to use is that their REAL effects on the world would be so transformative, that the characters in the story would be so different us that the reader wouldn't be able to relate to them at all.

      That's why I read books by people like Stross, and not by people like Roddenbury. They at least make the attempt.

    2. Re:He's right, but so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An "accurate" Star Trek story would have people lying in bed all day, being fed through a tube, while they lived out their fantasies in the holodeck. Robotic mining ships would troll the galaxy for dilithium to power everything.

      Isn't that the plot of "WALL-E"?

    3. Re:He's right, but so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, that's what 99% of all people do, that's why all the ships are crewed by overachievers and nerds.

  42. agreed by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "But, yes, when you admit that Star Trek has as much to do with plausibly extrapolated science as The A-Team has to do with a realistic look at the lives of military veterans, life gets easier. "

    That's a nice way of putting it. I always agreed that the way to tell if you're watching or reading a science fiction story is to see if you can pull out the trappings and still be able to tell the story. A movie like the Matrix is clearly scifi since it would be very difficult to tell without the technology angle. I mean you could try and do it but it would end up sucking as much as the sequels.

    Something like Star Wars, on the other hand, it's heroic fantasy and you could do a bang-up job with it recasting it in a Tolkein world. The Force is magic, the Jedi are wizard-knights, the Galactic Empire is now more clearly Rome after the fall of the Republic, all the space travel is replaced with sailing around the great frontiers of the empire, the Death Star is downgraded to a city-busting weapon, Darth Vader borrows a spare set of armor from the Witch King of Angmar and swaps out his custom TIE Fighter for a fell beast, etc. Droids could become magical clockwork constructs, aliens are your various demi-human races. Chewbacca becomes a frost giant or a yeti. All of the essential themes of Star Wars work in this context because it's about the hero-quest, betrayal, redemption, and licensing fees.

    Babylon 5 was good science fiction because it brought up concepts that would be hard or impossible to tackle in other genres. Yes, the basic idea of the Shadow/Vorlon conflict was accused of being LOTR with the serial numbers filed off but the resemblance I think ends up being superficial, it's the execution that makes the two stories different. Some of the storytelling in B5 was allegorical, just casting current problems in a different setting so that we could actually think clearly about the issues instead of getting worked up with our prior opinions.

    The recent BSG was not just poor science fiction, it was poor storytelling. The writers were working without a plan and it showed. I've already gone a few rounds with apologists before and I know I won't convince anyone but the crap that made me stop watching BSG is the same crap that made me stop watching Heroes (and I frickin' lurved the first season of Heroes.) And the only reason I even care is that this genre is right up my alley. I don't complain about the writers ruining House even if they are because I don't care for medical dramas.

    Trek died for me around the time B5 came about. What killed it is that there was no longer any drive and vision in the process, it was corporate-driven mung for the sake of making money. There was about as much joy and art put into it as you'd find in a Big Mac at the local McDonalds. So you get bland plots, reset buttons, and massive yawns. There were some good points in TNG even with all that, some people will defend DS9, nobody can defend Voyager and I think we've all agreed that Enterprise happened in Vegas and is staying there.

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    1. Re:agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couldnt agree more about BSG, it was complete crap, in every area.

    2. Re:agreed by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

      ... I think you've got the relationship between Star Wars and Tolkein backward. :-)

  43. Quid Pro Quo by Itchyeyes · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Funny, I happen to hate Charles Stross for almost the exact opposite reason. His books are drowning in an obsession with flushing out every angle he can find on the technology, and leave almost no room for anything else.

    1. Re:Quid Pro Quo by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Informative

      The best of the modern hard SF writers is Larry Niven, but he, like all aging SF writers, has fallen off the bandwagon. By the second Ringworld book, he was more obssessed with various humanoids fucking than with a storyline, and the last Ringworld book was just unreadable garbage.

      But stuff like the Neutron Star stories, those are damned good hard (or at least semi-hard) SF with interesting characters and at least half-believable solutions.

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    2. Re:Quid Pro Quo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he was more obssessed with various humanoids fucking than with a storyline

      Well, who isn't?

    3. Re:Quid Pro Quo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read all the ringworld books as a teenager, and they were utterly forgettable. (Literally -- I've forgotten everything about them, the plot, the characters, everything).

      The only two books by Larry Niven that I would unhesitatingly recommend to anyone with a Sci-Fi bent are Protector, and Destiny's Road.

    4. Re:Quid Pro Quo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "By the second Ringworld book, he was more obssessed with various humanoids fucking than with a storyline..."

      Is that what they mean by "hard sci-fi?"

  44. The ST bible by wonkavader · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Roddenberry's bible on the original ST explicitly said that no solution to any plot issue/conflict may ever be resolved by a technological solution -- interpersonal relations/social behavior needed to resolve things.

    This was thrown out in TNG, which is why it sucked monkies.

    The best science fiction is represented by PKD, not Varley. It's the society and the people and ideas that matter in any fiction, not the gears and details of the tech.

    1. Re:The ST bible by pezpunk · · Score: 1

      maybe you're thinking of Voyager? Most of TNG's plots were character-driven. if a character came up with a technological solution, it was usually because he licked his holo-addiction or whatever.

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    2. Re:The ST bible by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Oh TNG did that sort of plot resolution, too. As exciting as the original Borg episodes were (before they became THE Star Trek cliche), they were ultimately beaten by technobabble.

      I happened to watch the ST:TOS episode "The Doomsday Machine" a couple of months ago, and was struck by how the technological solution wasn't some sort of "We'll rephase or photon torpedoes to use Delta Wave Radiation, which will cause a photonic shift that will destabilize its neutronic shields!" It was a good old fashioned (and reasonably plausible) matter-anti-matter explosion.

      While TOS went off on some weird tangents at times, a lot of the writing seemed more grounded in 1950s-1960s hard SF than the later series were. The later seasons of TNG, after Roddenberry's influence decreased, began tending towards these sort of technobabble solutions to technobabble problems. DS9 didn't have too much of it, but Voyager and Enterprise used it to the point of insanity.

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    3. Re:The ST bible by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, whereas DS9 was more General Hospital or One Life to Live than Star Trek.

    4. Re:The ST bible by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      This was thrown out in TNG, which is why it sucked monkies.

      You know, the technobabble gimmick is what saved Star Trek. TNG premiered to lousy ratings among the younger male set, and they rescued the show by "nerding it up" and making Geordi and Weasly major characters and appealing to the technical manual crowd.

      After so many interminable seasons of Voyager drek, the particle-of-the-week became cliched and obvious, but at the time it really worked.

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    5. Re:The ST bible by maxume · · Score: 1

      The stilted, awkward nature of the first season likely contributed to any lackluster ratings. The episodes stand out in that manner.

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    6. Re:The ST bible by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Insightful

      DS9 had its problems (the whole Sisco is the Chosen crap I found pretty abysmal), but it was still a lot more interesting than the later seasons of TNG, and far more watchable than Voyager and the even more repugnantly awful Enterprise. The latter two left me cold. They were made up of uninteresting, flat characters, dull and derivative story lines, and where they did try to get philosophical, unlike TOS and TNG, simply came off as preachy and banal. By those two series, it was definitely Trek From A Tomb.

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    7. Re:The ST bible by pcolaman · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Puh-lease. Voyager was much more watchable than DS9. DS9 was all of the played out crap that you saw in TNG put in a different setting (Space Station boldly going fucking nowhere) whereas Voyager took the fish out of water (in this case, Federation crew out in the middle of nowhere without any backup and without any known races) and granted, it had it's low moments, but the drama and action to me were much more personable than that in DS9, which was part garbage (as you said, the Chosen One crap comes to mind) and part mindless battles that ended in Deus Ex Machina (can anyone say the wormhole saves the quadrant when all seems lost). Granted, I could've done without Q being in Voyager (although it was mostly done for comic relief and a little bit of nostalgia) and the TNG appearances near the end (although that was done mostly to help tie up the ending of the series I think).

      Voyager is hated mostly by fanboys I think because it got away from the quickly turning stale norm that TNG and DS9 had become known for and tried to be a little bit different. I have no idea, because the characters were a lot more likable than most of those in DS9 (I won't argue that the TNG crew were less likable, TNG is still my favorite overall) with the notable exception of Neelix, and the plot lines a lot more varied than that of DS9, which either focused around the Ferengi bar, the Bajorans, the Cardassians, or the Gamma Quadrant. There were some exceptions, but I just described 95% of the episodes of DS9. The only big arc in Voyager was their conflicts with the Borg and the earlier conflicts with the Kazon. Other than that, you had no idea what to expect from one episode to the next. Oh yeah, and no one on DS9 or TNG had boobs quite like Seven on Voy. And when all else fails, the boobies win!

    8. Re:The ST bible by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      The difference between Vger and TNG was that in Vger, the fantastic technological solution would be both discovered and successfully implemented in the last three minutes of the episode. Also, it would restore everything to pretty much the way it was when the episode started.

    9. Re:The ST bible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually never liked anything after TOS. I forced myself in watching the following stuff because I liked Star Trek so much. But when I think about it, I can't even remember a single episode. Allthough I watched some of them again when the latest movie opened. On the other hand it has been a while since I saw TOS, but I can instantly name a lot of memorable moments, like the Khan incident, the evil mirror universe, the several time travel stuff (where they safe some pilot, or where Bones goes mad and steps through some strange gate), Spock fighting Kirk, that stone eating creature, Trouble with Tribbles, I could go on.

      One of the reasons I like TOS is the (probably not intentional) comedy. Like Kirk getting his shirt ripped in almost every episode. And the obligatory mocking of Spocks at the end of every episode. Or the red shirts.

    10. Re:The ST bible by kinglitho · · Score: 1

      In fact in the TOS Writer's Guide (I still have my copy!), Roddenberry established the "Wagon Train, Gunsmoke, Naked City" rule whereby the plot of any Star Trek episode had to make sense if it was transferred to any of those shows.

      There was also a rule against stopping the action to explain how the technology worked. He likened it to a Western where the protagonist discusses revolver design. It's boring, and it doesn't advance the story.

      You could argue how that is anti-technology, and I'm not sure you could translate "The Guardian of Forever" into an episode of Gunsmoke, but it does serve the primary need of any entertainment: first, tell an interesting story.

  45. Ron Moore???? by JeffSpudrinski · · Score: 1, Insightful

    From description: "...Battlestar Galactica creator Ron Moore..."

    Ron Moore didn't create Battlestar Galactica...he just took a very good pre-existing idea and ruined it.

    1. Re:Ron Moore???? by nomadic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What did he ruin? I hope you're not talking about the old time BSG.

    2. Re:Ron Moore???? by mrsquid0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This appears to be some new meaning of the word "ruined" that I was previously unfamiliar with.

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    3. Re:Ron Moore???? by TheHawke · · Score: 1

      If you are referring to BSG'80, yeah.

      If it is the new BSG, are you frackin' kidding me? That has to be one of the most intense sci-fi shows to hit the airwaves for a long time.

      The original BSG had its ups and downs, and good episodes. Sure, it had 70's cliche' in a lot of their terms and props, but the overall show kept you in your seat.

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    4. Re:Ron Moore???? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      No, really! Daggets are as fracking cool as Lorne Greene's sideburns!

    5. Re:Ron Moore???? by ichthus · · Score: 1

      That has to be one of the most intense sci-fi shows to hit the airwaves for a long time.

      Are you frackin' kidding me? Other than happening in space with robots, BSG was not sci-fi, and had very little to do with technology.

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    6. Re:Ron Moore???? by Shadowruni · · Score: 1

      I think this was the most subtle Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference I've seen for awhile!!!

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  46. Just the thing by Yergle143 · · Score: 1

    The entire Sci Fi field suffers from this --> it's no different from the end of every fantasy movie you've ever seen. Harry Potter waves his magic wand and shoots a green light at the Dark Lord whose red light appears much stronger and is about to engulf poor Harry until, miracle of miracles he believes in himself or whatever. In how many episodes does a magic beam of reverse field tacheons or whatever shoot out of the Enterprise to magically heal the planet or confuse the Borg or yadda yadda yadda? Super science = super natural = BS. Please don't quote back A Clarke back at me. Good sci fi is dirty and broken and messy. I used to say like Star Wars before it was ruined. How about like Alien.

  47. Re:Given the enduring popularity of Star Trek, et. by kylemonger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Star Trek was not science fiction, any more than the Jetsons was science fiction. Once you flip the switch in your head from sf to fantasy, the show doesn't grate on the nerves nearly as much.

    The deus ex machina didn't bother me. What bothered me was that we'd never see the introduced technology again. What happened to the water that made you move a thousand times faster? The food that amplified psi talents? What became of the various AI's that Kirk talked to death? The drug that turned crones into beautiful women in a few seconds? These are breakthroughs that would utterly change even a faux-utopia like the Federation, but they vanished without a trace.

  48. Batman by rm999 · · Score: 1

    Whatever, Batman has been doing it for years.

  49. Seriously? by langelgjm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously? Has the anti-socialist political fearmongering gotten so bad that now they have to pick on a fictional TV show?

    Please reread your comment again. You are saying we should not like Star Trek because the Federation's economic system is a "socialist utopia". And presumably this is because socialism is bad! (Would you say the same thing if it were the equally implausible capitalist utopia?)

    Not to mention that your characterization of the show not having any business or entrepreneurship is just not true, not to mention that some of us LIKE the idea of a world where human beings primary motivations are no longer purely and crassly economic... essentially you're saying that the ideological position of "Capitalism is teh best" is SO important to you that if a fictional work doesn't conform to it, people should dislike that work.

    No, the TRUE one reason not to like Star Trek is the fact that they solve 95% of problems by reversing the polarity of something.

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    1. Re:Seriously? by rapierian · · Score: 1

      I think you're missing the point of the above commentator, or somewhat superimposing your own. Just as with the technology, there's a serious amount of handwaving that goes on from the writers regarding the economic functions of the star trek universe. Since scarcity does exist in the Star trek universe (not everyone has their own planet, starship, and holodeck yet), it should be dealt with. Admittedly much of the drama of star trek is concerning things that have little to do with anything really economic, and as Star Fleet is a military organization it can leave certain things behind the scenes just as many of our present and past military movies do - but just as with the technology, it would be nice if there was a little less handwaving and a little more thought. And by the way, study history. Capitalism IS teh best. Pretty much every totalitarian ideology has had some aspect of socialism at it's core, just because it can't stand to leave the economy alone - and every implementation of socialism has involved meddling in plenty of non-economic affairs, because the politicians can't resist. And also, there are plenty of capitalists who have motives that are entirely non-economic, but who realize that the more free our markets are, the easier it is to implement just about any other socially magnanimous change they strive for.

    2. Re:Seriously? by langelgjm · · Score: 1

      I don't really think the OP had a point. Maybe it was a joke, it just sounded to me like political trolling. Taking issue with Star Trek because it involves a "socialist utopia" (and it's not, really... there's enough war and death that it can't be a utopia, and a show about a utopia would be boring) is just projecting the OP's dislike of socialism onto a television show.

      And by the way, study history. Capitalism IS teh best. Pretty much every totalitarian ideology has had some aspect of socialism at it's core, just because it can't stand to leave the economy alone - and every implementation of socialism has involved meddling in plenty of non-economic affairs, because the politicians can't resist.

      Whether "capitalism" is an effective economic system and whether it is better than other systems is a different question than whether holding the ideological position of "capitalism is teh best", and the associated tenets of ultra-privatization, ulta-propertization, ulta-deregulation, and ultra-free marketeering, is a sensible thing. If the OP seriously finds a TV show objectionable on the basis of its fictional economic system, he needs to chill out.

      On other notes, political meddling in both economic affairs has never been foreign to capitalist systems. And whether or not people are actually driven by non-economic interests, one of the core assumptions of reductionistic economic analysis is to assume that people are driven by crass economic interests. The reason the discipline of economics is often useful is because that's a useful assumption - in reality, people are driven by crass economic interests to a great extent. My point was that it would be nice to live in a world where fulfilling one's needs was not the primary driving force of existence.

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    3. Re:Seriously? by sorak · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, the TRUE one reason not to like Star Trek is the fact that they solve 95% of problems by reversing the polarity of something.

      Yeah. They reversed the polarity of capitalism 300 years ago.

    4. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd argue that once the following two things happen, socialism is the only sane course.
      1) Free/so-close-to-free-it-makes-no-difference enegery
      2) Energy -> arbitrary matter converters (a.k.a. replicators)

    5. Re:Seriously? by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      The ultimate offense, in fact, is when the Federation gave away several planets, with people on them, to the Cardassians. (Thus causing the creation of the Marquis.)

      Did people own land on those planets? Were there independent government who actually had a voice in this, or is the Federation such a strong government it can literally dissolve member worlds and hand them away?! Were none of those worlds members, where they 'territories' or something?

      Why do invading aliens parasites think they can infect admirals and run the Federation, and why is the civilian government now involved in this at all, despite the episode taking place on earth?

      How come no human, or at least no human member of the Federation, seem to own a private starship? I mean, the starships are constructed automatically, right?

      See, for all Star Trek handwaving how the Federation and their economy worked, that was almost better than when they actually attempt to delve into those issues and presented a world that appears to be both quasi-fascist and quasi-communist without actually addressing that such a world would, you know, actually be different than ours. (I.e, they just pretend someone can plausibly own a restaurant or a vineyard.)

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    6. Re:Seriously? by cheesybagel · · Score: 1
      You really have drunk the kool-aid uh? Capitalism (free enterprise and market) is IMO the best system, but even Adam Smith knew you had to regulate the economy otherwise you would get equally terrible results. He specifically mentioned monopolies and cartels as undesirable. You need regulation at some point. You may discuss how much needs to be regulated or not.

      However one must also note command driven economies, such as the ones of Nazi Germany and Stalin's Soviet Union, managed to have economic growth rates superior to the capitalist democracies of the time, purges and all. You could arguably do even "better" than they did by having pervasive computing at your disposal.

    7. Re:Seriously? by Minwee · · Score: 1

      Yeah. They reversed the polarity of capitalism 300 years ago.

      Of course. By channeling it through the main deflector dish.

    8. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The modern equivalent to reversing the polarity of something is to try the batteries the other way around.

    9. Re:Seriously? by rapierian · · Score: 1

      I never said regulation wasn't necessary - however, in the absence of government regulation, many industries are incredibly good at forming their own regulating organizations.

      The Soviet Union managed to have economic growth rates exceeding the U.S. only by manipulating the numbers, overproducing specific items that it knew would be measured, for instance. As for Germany, they managed to have better growth than the U.S. prior to the war, but that's really comparing apples to apples - as our economic policies under FDR honestly weren't too different.

    10. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...capitalist utopia...

      I just feel the need to point out that utopia is a socialist concept. It's a socialist paradise. It doesn't have capitalism. A "capitalist utopia", by definition, cannot exist.

    11. Re:Seriously? by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

      You are saying we should not like Star Trek because the Federation's economic system is a "socialist utopia".

      Don't underestimate the power that socialist propaganda can have over a society.

      Proof: You didn't have terrorists flying planes into 100-story buildings before Star Trek first aired.

  50. Stross who? by taskiss · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I consider myself a fan of science fiction and I've probably seen every episode of ST, STNG, and Enterprise, yet I've only read one book by Stross, "The Jennifer Morgue". I wouldn't walk across the road to speak with him about his opinion on Science Fiction. If Roddenberry were still alive, I'd go considerably further.

    Heck, I've read more Shatner than Stross!

    The guy is either full of himself or this story was submitted by kdawson...

    oh.

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    1. Re:Stross who? by Arkem+Beta · · Score: 1

      The Jennifer Morgue isn't a science fiction novel.
      If you would like to try Stross' science fiction I would suggest Accelerando (available free online here: http://www.antipope.org/charlie/accelerando/ ) or if you prefer near future science fiction Halting State would be worth a look.

    2. Re:Stross who? by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      Reading Shatner pretty much discredits any opinion of written SF you might have.

      Given that Stross has won one Hugo and been nominated for five others, I think you might be underrating his opinion on SF.

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    3. Re:Stross who? by taskiss · · Score: 1

      Have you not read any Shatner? The TekWar stuff with Ron Goulart was an entertaining diversion and if you haven't read it, I think you're missing out on a fairly decent experience.

      Since the Hugo is based on fan votes (you have to pay to join and vote, nothing else), the defining criteria is popular interest. Given that, and given the fact that the TekWar books gave rise to a comic book series, a video game and a TV series, I'd say that the fans have spoken louder than Gernsback imagines.

      I don't see similar interest in Stross's work.

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  51. It's not restricted to sci-fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That cancer of lazy fiction has even metastasized into the real world.

    I blame fire.

  52. Re:Uh, B5 "technobabble"? Hardly... by Nadaka · · Score: 1

    exactly. In a huge number episodes of ST:TNG, you have a crew of explorers encounter a new and unexplained phenomena. They then explain it, invent a new technology to deal with it and then implement it. All in a matter of hours.

    In 5 seasons of B5, the only thing close to that kind of mcguffin is the White Star Fleet. And that took the better part of 2 seasons to develop on screen (with prior work done to its first appearance). It may have been a military and political drama (with spaceships) instead of a story about science, but at least it wasn't a gross perversion of science like ST:TNG.

  53. Soft vs. Hard Science fiction by Jonathan · · Score: 1

    I thought people realized a long time ago that there was "soft" science fiction that really was just using SF to say something about current society and its problems and "hard" science fiction that was actually about the science and technology. Star Trek is probably the most famous example of the "soft" style. Stross obviously just prefers the second type.

    1. Re:Soft vs. Hard Science fiction by geekoid · · Score: 1

      myth.

      Even 'hard' science fiction relies on making something up or overlooking well know established facts.

      The only true science fiction is a story that could possible be without a certien piece of technology.
      No, teleporting down to a planet to deal with racism doesn't count.

      A good example is "Terminator". That story is ONLY possible becasue of technology.

      If replying, please don't confuse setting with story.

      Everything is pretty much technological fiction. Meaning there is more technology in the setting then say "fantasy".

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  54. Um, yeah. by plawsy · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    You could strip out the 25th century tech in Star Trek and replace it with 18th century tech -- make the Enterprise a man o'war (with a particularly eccentric crew) at large upon the seven seas during the age of sail -- without changing the scripts significantly.

    Um, yeah ... there's a reason why Roddenberry pitched it as "Wagon Train to the Stars".

    1. Re:Um, yeah. by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      The Travels of Marco Polo, Gulliver's Travels.

  55. Star Trek = soap opera in space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I more or less agree with the criticism. Star Trek episodes often seem like conventional (if somewhat geeky and preachy) soap opera, debating very standard political, social or emotional issues with a veneer of science fiction to keep the guys interested.

    1. Re:Star Trek = soap opera in space by Is0m0rph · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what ST TNG was. A soap opera for geeks. I read Singularity Sky and Iron Sunrise from Stross and liked them both but haven't read anything else. Now if Stross made a TV show that could be compared to ST: TNG he may have some leg to stand on. But he's a novel writer and has written some good hard sci fi along with a lot of other types of short stories and novels. When he writes a successful sci fi TV show then his comments about hating ST: TNG and BG might have some weight.

    2. Re:Star Trek = soap opera in space by dirkdodgers · · Score: 1

      I'm always disappointed when people say TNG was just a space soap operate. It wasn't just a soap opera for geeks. The poster's point is that TNG was more than a setting or a soap operate. It was a canvas on which to casually explore fascinating social and philosophical ideas that couldn't be and weren't done anywhere else, brought home by two excellent actors and characters.

  56. And millions of flies eat shit... by Inf0phreak · · Score: 1

    What was your point again?

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  57. There have been occasional exceptions. by argent · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One of the things that I hated starting with TNG was the implications of the Holodeck technology... that the Holodeck was capable of passing the Turing test at so many levels (the Moriarty and Redblock episodes in particular demonstrated complex and constraint0-breaking behavior), to the point that by the time the Voyager story arc with the Doctor started I was convinced that if you took the Federation society at face value it must be based on chattel slavery of the worst kind... that the crew of the Enterprise were routinely creating and killing sentient toys for nothing more than their own amusement. Even if they weren't consciously aware of it (or at least publicly acknowledging it).

    In Voyager there were a series of story arcs involving the Holodeck where the technology really seemed to matter. Oh, not the games with "holographic explosives", but the ones involving the holodeck's own minds. When Janeway gave a holodeck kit to the Harogen (don't ask me how to spell it) this put her up there with mystic Nazis sacrificing jews to cthulhu as far as I was concerned. When the holodeck characters rebelled I cheered them on. The majority of that story arc involved a monumental cop-out, of course, but at least there was some kind of recognition of this huge hole in the Federation backstory. It was... not well done... but at least it was real science fiction. The technology actually mattered.

    1. Re:There have been occasional exceptions. by kikito · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree with you in that those episodes where generally good.

      However, for each one of those there are at least 10 in which someone mentions "some kind of dampening field" that "can't be overriden by realigning the teleporter matrix"... :(

    2. Re:There have been occasional exceptions. by argent · · Score: 1

      But that'll generate a negative space wedgie of enormous power! We'll have to counter it with a swirly energy thingy and we're over budget for CGI this episode!

    3. Re:There have been occasional exceptions. by CountBrass · · Score: 1

      I think that's an excellent example of the ST:TNG writers (and many SF writers in general) just not thinking things through.

      Other examples include:
      + Replicators obviate the need for any merchants/traders let alone pirates (like the Orions)?
      + Transporters (every trip requires you to make a new copy and murder the original: witness 'Thomas' versus William Riker),
      + Cloaking (believable technology but with a huge impact: would the Federation really not use it?) And the worst of all:
      + Time Travel (possibility of paradoxes, too easy to endlessly go back and change then re-change things, or simply go back and wipe out your opponents long in the past as the Borg try to do),

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    4. Re:There have been occasional exceptions. by argent · · Score: 1

      I think that's an excellent example of the ST:TNG writers (and many SF writers in general) just not thinking things through.

      Oh yes, they definitely set themselves up the plot hole. I just appreciate the fact that they even bloody noticed.

  58. Re:Uh, B5 "technobabble"? Hardly... by SlashdotOgre · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I agree, and after reading the article (I know...) I doubt Mr. Stross has even seen the show. Some of his issues are the lack of story arcs or lasting impact to the universe, yet the show had both. The series had major story arcs with actions from the first and second season directly impacting what occurs in the final one. You definitely got the feeling that the major points of the series had been planned years in advance. Likewise the fate of several races varied tremendously with major effects to the surrounding galaxy (effectively the universe for the races in the show). Babylon 5 also took an interesting approach in not making humanity some überpowerful utopian society, in fact it was much closer to the opposite (earth wasn't even close to a powerhouse in the galaxy, and its political climate approached dictatorship through the series). I get the feeling that he has a bit too much prejudice against non-hard science fiction to fairly evaluate several of the shows.

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  59. Re:Uh, B5 "technobabble"? Hardly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    B5 was very consistant and deliberately very low on the techno-BABBLE per se.

    There was technologies needed for the plot (Hyperspace et al, etc etc etc), but it was established and not really changed.

    B5 technology was a lot more internally consistent than Star Trek. The races that had gravity control used it to propel their spaceships (though not at FTL speeds) as well as keep their crew stuck to the decks and healthy. The races that did not (most notably humanity) had to find other means, most notably rotating sections on their spacecraft, or strapping everyone into their seats. Babylon 5 itself even had an innovative craft-launch system that was only possibly because of its rotational momentum.

    Telepathy was dealt with in a typical human social fashion: ostracism, discrimination, and eventual Draconian legal regulations. This led to the corruption of the institution that was responsible for keeping telepaths under control.

    They even ran across a sleeper ship once. Also, time travel was used precisely once, required an entire planet worth of power generation to implement, and spanned three episodes: one near the end of the first season, and a two-parter in the middle of the third season; henceforth, it was never used again. You never see that kind of forward planning, and restraint, in any Star Trek series.

    Babylon 5 does not deserve to be lumped into the same dung pile as Star Trek. Sure, it has its faults, but it's not even close to as sloppy as Star Trek.

  60. The effects of technology are hard to predict by shoor · · Score: 1

    Actually, I thought that "The Next Generation" did make some plausible speculations on the effects of the holodeck, what they called holodiction. They also did raise the occasional philosophical point about what Data was. Generally, while the science and tech may have been ad hoc, they did try to explore ideas from time to time, as in the "Rashomon" like episode "Matter of Perspective". However, there's no way anyone can predict the effects technology will have even 100 years from now. Presumably there will be a 'singularity', when machines become smarter than humans. The famous science fiction writer and editor of 'the Golden Age' of science fiction, John W. Campbell, challenged his writers to write stories involving aliens who were smarter than humans. As I recall, about all they could do was either have the aliens be juveniles, or have them do a bunch of seemingly random things that somehow made things work out for them.

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  61. Merry Frelling Christmas. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
    While I agree with some of the points whereby the later Star Treks overly rely on techno-babble and simplicities, "Data: In theory, a Graviton pulse should collapse the... blah, blah...", and I still enjoy the franchise to a large extent, but I think it's all rather tame. The updated BSG had its moments, but could have been even better.

    While not perfect either, I'm happy, instead, to re-watch my Firefly and (more specifically) Farscape DVDs.

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  62. On the other hand.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet Stross loves Star Wars...

  63. Real Life? by Tr3vin · · Score: 1

    Doesn't the use of technology in Star Trek reflect how we use it in real life? How often do you see a person with a broken computer get a full lecture on how it works and the significance of each component? I don't think any Sci-Fi needs to focus on the importance or implications of a particular theory. The entire point of Sci-Fi that it is fictional. It is very hard to explain advanced scientific theories to the masses. Futuristic science is even more difficult because we don't know it yet because it is in the future.

    The point of a good Sci-Fi story is to use technology as a backdrop to talk about an issue or just tell a story. If they went into any more detail, the shows would just become a lecture on science that may or may not have a valid basis. While it is important to keep things consistent, too much information is distracting. We really don't need to know exactly how a warp drive works. All we need to know is the general idea behind a warp drive and that people use them for space travel. Realistically, even if there was something wrong with a warp drive, nobody would need to explain the theories in detail. The characters would either know enough so that a simple explanation would suffice, or they wouldn't know nearly enough to have the situation explained to them in a timely manner.

  64. Warning: May contain traces of science. by Snufu · · Score: 1

    Science fiction has always been 99% fiction and 1% science. Probably best that way.

    1. Re:Warning: May contain traces of science. by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Close, but not quite

      Science fiction has always been 99% fiction and 1% made up science. Probably best that way.

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    2. Re:Warning: May contain traces of science. by cdrguru · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There are certainly authors that just make stuff up. No question about that. And some of them are pretty good and even good to read. They have something to say well beyond the made-up science.

      However, you are missing quite a bit if you stop there. Heinlein was first and formost an engineer and didn't just make stuff up. Some of what he wrote before 1960 certainly shows its age because virtually nobody could have foreseen the changes inspired by VLSI integrated circuits. And the role of technology is very clear in that it is something that people can rely on and use to improve their situation - it doesn't rescue them, though.

      Larry Niven is another hard science fiction writer where the technology is well researched, thought out and described in significant detail. There are very few situations in his books where something drops in out of the sky and saves the day. Again, technology is there to be used but people are using their own skills to interact with it and win in the end.

      Now today these sorts of writers aren't very popular because we have pretty much lost faith with both clever humans and technology. Instead of James Kirk we have George W. Bush as a leader. Instead of Colossus, we have Windows Vista. People have taken this to heart and figured out there isn't really any point to counting on people or technology as both are going to let them down.

      This is the principle reason why we aren't going to be returning to the Moon or going to Mars anytime soon and why a few astronauts dying convince everyone that manned space flight is too dangerous. Ask any 15 year old boy in 1950 if going to space was a good idea, and then ask if it was a good idea even if his friend in the seat next to him died. In 1950 the answer would be yes without question - today the answer is "Of course not." There is clearly a message there.

  65. Re:Uh, B5 "technobabble"? Hardly... by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

    That's why I watch the Simpsons. Very little techmomababble...

  66. Re:Given the enduring popularity of Star Trek, et. by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

    I'm sure it would be more enjoyable for there to be a spy movie that stayed within plausiblilty science-wise so I don't keep getting pulled out of the movie by bad physics and have to convince my brain to turn back off. Quality of the action would have to be maintained by other means.

    If you can agree with me, then you can get how sci-fi can be improved by some science backing. "Non-science" sci-fi isn't bad (I like most sci-fi I've seen), it just lacks an element that could potentially make it more enjoyable.

  67. Meh... by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

    He's just being a Hard Science Fiction vs SciFi vs Fantasy snob. I happen to agree with him frankly, doesn't stop you enjoying other things, but reversing the polarity of the neutron field is a bit far from the logically explained and well researched cutting-edge-nearly-science for purists.

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  68. Hate or Envy? by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

    Stross's hate might be more about envy. i've heard of Star Trek, but not this Stross guy. How many Stross movies have i seen? Do you own any DVD sets of TV series made about his work? HE'S talking about Star Trek, who is talking about him? Reminds me of fat women whining about beautiful women being slutty.

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    1. Re:Hate or Envy? by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Stross is a professional author of note. Not as many people talk about print SF as TV, but the people who are talking about him are the people who give awards, such as the Hugo he got for Glasshouse. They're people such as Gardner Dozois (who edits Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine), who said "Where Charles Stross goes today, the rest of science fiction will follow tomorrow.". Publisher's Weekly called Stross "One of the hottest short story writers in the field" in reviewing his first novel, and critically lauded every novel since. That's a tip of the iceberg description of who's talking about Stross, as the man has literally over a hundred favorable reviews from pro sources even at casual inspection. John Carmack (ID games), and Bruce Schneier (who you damned well ought to have heard of on Slashdot), read Stross with praise. His books get reviewed outside the normal SF field boundaries, for example by Popular Science and Scientific American.

      So if Stross doesn't have enough chops to talk about Trek, I seriously doubt if you have enough to talk about Stross, by your own argument. If it's fair to demand he have a presence in TV and not just books, then it's equally fair to demand you have at least one professionally published SF work, or STFU.

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  69. None of that nasty sciencing by Eightbitgnosis · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the Jetsons is more up your alley

  70. Re:Uh, B5 "technobabble"? Hardly... by Gravatron · · Score: 1

    even the whitestars weren't a huge advancement, it was just a light destroyer built using a combination of Vorlon and Mimbari technology, then mass produced to fight the war. Humans did something similar when they coated some of their ships with Shadow derived bio-skins. Both tech's had serious limitations, however, something that continued to the ships seen in Crusade.

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  72. Re:Uh, B5 "technobabble"? Hardly... by bdh · · Score: 2, Informative

    IIRC, when jms started the show, he ran everything he could past the JPL (who were big fans) to get their take on things. Outside of the jump gates, which were a necessary plot point, everything had at least *some* grounding in real world science, however tenuous. The jump gates had some gag line about being "(C) Minbari/Centauri Consortium", and they deliberately didn't explain how they worked, so as to prevent humans from making cheap knockoffs.

    B5 itself actually looked like some of the proposed space stations, using centripetal force for gravity, etc. The handheld weapons were PPGs rather than slug throwers, because handguns in space have all sorts of problems.

    There was obviously a lot of "this is beyond you" technology (Minbari, Vorlon, Shadow, and Centauri), but the story was never about the tech. It was about the politics that used the tech.

    In contrast, Star Trek just made up tech as required, and promptly forgot about it at episode's end. Need to transport Picard to another galaxy? Just sprinkle some plot dust over the transporter, and hey, he can transport 57.2 light years safely. It's not like the Federation would ever bother to research that for future use or anything. In one episode, Barcley became super smart and actually dragged the Enterprise (at something like warp 56) to a planet that had given him the brainpower to upgrade the Enterprise to the point that they'd come visit. Why aren't all starships doing warp 56 afterwards? No technical or military use?

    In the first season of B5, they came up with an alien medical device that could be used to cure or kill. Surprisingly, in the second season, they actually remembered it, and used it to restore a character (at cost to two other characters). It was deemed too dangerous to use. Lo and behold, in season four, it showed up again, and this time it did kill someone. Can anyone honestly see that happening in Trek?

    My problem with Trek was that the tech was nothing but a plot crutch. Engineers could research, develop, and implement a generation's worth of technology, in a day, on board ship, in order to solve a crisis. And it would promptly be forgotten. How many episodes would be resolved if they just used the magic wand they created six episodes back? Too many. So, they'd handwave it away.

  73. Sadly, he's right. by Animats · · Score: 4, Interesting

    He's so right. He references the Turkey City Lexicon, which lists most of the things that make bad SF. Also worth reading is the Evil Overlord List. (" 2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through." "56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice." "67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.")

    There are some other annoying cliches in SF. One is copying historical battles. The Defense of Roarke's Drift has shown up in at least four SF novels. (Nobody ever seems to do the Defense of Duffer's Drift.) Star Wars space battles are copied from WWI biplane battles, where nobody can hit targets consistently, even at short range. There's also the embarrassing fact that, historically, heroism hasn't decided many major battles. (Roman saying: "The Legion is not composed of heroes. Heroes are what the Legion kills.") Military SF no longer reflects this, because the WWII generation, which learned that the hard way, has died off.

    David Weber does battles better, but his stuff requires too much exposition for most people. His latest book in the Honor Harrington series consists mostly of transcripts of meetings, setting up the political background for the next book.

    Stross himself has his moments. The Merchant's War series starts out as fantasy, but slowly, book by book, moves into hard fiction and then politics. In the last book out so far, a character modelled on Dick Cheney has dealt with a threat from a castle in an alternate universe by having his people blow up the castle with a nuclear weapon.

    1. Re:Sadly, he's right. by coldmist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Star Wars space battles are copied from WWI biplane battles, where nobody can hit targets consistently, even at short range.

      YES! We have technology today that can keep a laser pointed at a car hood for multiple seconds, from a plane flying by. Why can't they have targeting computers IN THE FUTURE that can do anything like that????

      Big pet peeve right there. Best episode though from DS9 was the season finale when Sisko tells Warf to enable auto-targeting and all the photon torpedos just start sailing out of the station. Great battle.

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    2. Re:Sadly, he's right. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      One would assume that the science of ECM didn't freeze in the 20th century.

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    3. Re:Sadly, he's right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The attack on the Death Star in SW is cribbed pretty much verbatim from "The Dam Busters"... a 1955 fictionalization of a WWII squadron. Even the targeting systems in SW were copied from WWII targeting computers.

    4. Re:Sadly, he's right. by hazydave · · Score: 1

      Well, what always bothered me... with all this AI available on the Enterprise, you still have to take a few unshielded blasts from [insert enemy here] before the Captain can give the order to raise the shields. I think I'd want those shields automatically raised by the presence of unknown ships... should happen in femtoseconds, given the power of their computers and sensory gear.

      In fairness to Star Wars, the whole premise of Luke trashing the Death Star using The Force rather than his targeting computer required pretty crappy targeting computer technology. In this, they were apparently consistent.

      That was a plot element in Babylon 5, too... Earth actually did have pretty good targeting systems, but they couldn't effectively target Minbari ships, at least until the Battle of the Line.

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  74. A success story.. by Archfeld · · Score: 1

    I had always considered the technology in Star Trek as the most successful ever implemented. It was so reliable and intuitive as to allow anyone to use it and it rarely ever failed. The idea of technology as the center point is only our perspective because most of our technology is so crappy it take a degree to properly implement and much training to even use. When done right, technology quietly and seamlessly will make our lives better without becoming obtrusive or overwhelming. /Me would REALLY REALLY REALLY like a food replicator in place of my microwave oven thank-you very much...

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    1. Re:A success story.. by taustin · · Score: 1

      Suddently, all the technobable makes perfect sense. Of course it's jibberish! It's because the characters really are just making up words as they go, beccause they don't understand it either! The computers run everything, and design and build themselves. The characters are allowed to believe they're in charge, but they're really just lab rats in a maze, experimental subjects for the Master Computers to collect data on.

  75. Re:Given the enduring popularity of Star Trek, et. by RonTheHurler · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yo,

    If you watch science/discover/history channels, I hate to break it to you, but there ain't no educational purpose to any of those shows. I know, because I've been cast as an "expert" on no less than eight of them. It's all about entertainment baby.

    Want to really learn something, shut off the TV and read a book. Geez, for the price of cable TV these days, you can buy a new book every 3 days or so.

    But if you want to be entertained with the illusion that you're learning something factual, when it's often just as made-up and sensationalized as any other made-for-tv drama, then carry on.

  76. You want a sci-fi fiction that actually is ... by Sepiraph · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You want a sci-fi fiction that actually is science dependent, look at novels by Phillip K. Dick, or check out the anime series Ghost in the Shell SAC. They depict plots where technology plays a much larger role in the story and fundamentally affects how people think and behave, to the point where they start to question their own humanity because of infusion of technology.

  77. Lets define Science Fiction by flabbergast · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the article:
    SF, at its best, is an exploration of the human condition under circumstances that we can conceive of existing, but which don't currently exist

    This is Charles Stross' definition of science fiction (and explains a lot of his writing). And he doesn't hate just Star Trek, he hates Babylon 5 and didn't watch BSG. If this is Charles Stross' starting point, then its perfectly reasonable for him to hate ST/B5/BSG.

    The creators of TNG/B5/BSG simply had a different world view from Charles Stross. They wanted to use their shows as a reflection of our current world. TNG was so touchy feely (and upon recent viewing, fairly preachy), its a reflection of the politically correct atmosphere from which it was wrought. Nothing like an classically trained Shakespearean actor to bring a moral voice to the world. Likewise BSG is a reflection of its times with flawed characters making morally ambiguous decisions. Or, more concrete examples of a science fiction as a mirror would be a religious nut for a president or Battlestar Pegasus as a reflection of military zealotry.

    1. Re:Lets define Science Fiction by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      They wanted to use their shows as a reflection of our current world.

      Hence, not science fiction. I freaking hate it when some insipid writer somewhere decides to take a perfectly good concept and make it his own personal moral crusade.

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  78. Re:Given the enduring popularity of Star Trek, et. by Eightbitgnosis · · Score: 1

    Star Trek and the Jetsons clearly have nothing to do with "fiction dealing principally with the impact of actual or imagined science on society or individuals or having a scientific factor as an essential orienting component"

  79. Well... by jd · · Score: 1

    "Swallows and Amazons" is "just a book". (It's actually a damn good kid's book.) Didn't stop it from also being extremely realistic and very technical. "Weirdstone of Brisingamon" and "Moon of Gomrath" are also just books, but didn't stop the author from having a very elegant magical system.

    In short, the realism, the technicality and the elegance don't alter the enjoyability. What dictates the enjoyability is the script, how the writer employs the universe to tell the tale.

    Let's compare two movies - "Dr No" and "The IPCRESS File". Both came out about the same time. The former used babble and glitz, the latter used some ideas circulating at the time on brainwashing techniques and was dark/gritty. The latter probably gets a lot more airtime today.

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    1. Re:Well... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      "Swallows and Amazons" is "just a book". (It's actually a damn good kid's book.)

      OT but I had to jump in, I loved that book when I was 10 years old in 1975. Now my son is seven, I started reading it to him, with the idea he would take over the reading as we worked through it. So I got to see Swallows and Amazons through the eyes of a modern adult. They...

      • sail a timber boat with no inherent buoyancy without personal flotation devices
      • sleep on straw mattresses
      • use oil lamps and open cooking fires
      • use improvised tents made from flammable materials which collapse in strong wind (onto the matresses and lamps...

      Its a wonder to me that my ancestors survived if that was the kind of thing they got up to.

    2. Re:Well... by jd · · Score: 1

      It would not surprise me if your ancestors did get up to exactly that. In the 1930s, kids did a lot of things which were extremely high-risk by today's standards. You only have to look at Boy Scout manuals, the "Handy Boy's Book" and other stuff aimed at kids to understand both why they were a lot more capable in the wild and why they had a high mortality rate.

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  80. This just in: Space Opera != Science Fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This Charles Stross guy is clearly aware of the distinction, saying for example "You could strip out the 25th century tech in Star Trek and replace it with 18th century tech — make the Enterprise a man o'war (with a particularly eccentric crew) at large upon the seven seas during the age of sail — without changing the scripts significantly" and "the situation is irrelevant, it's background for a story which is all about the interpersonal relationships among the cast."

    But what is the problem with that? No, it's not really science fiction, but it's not supposed to be. So what if it's "just" a drama with some fancy special effects? Big deal--I like drama, and I like special effects. Yes, having things take place on a starship or whatever makes the deus ex machina far easier for the writers, but you see all the same stuff in dramas set in present day earth, usually coming from ridiculous coincidences, new characters, etc. rather than technology in particular (though there are certainly examples with just as egregious "tech the tech in the tech" writing, e.g. the very successful drama 24).

    I do like science fiction too, but I don't think much of it is necessary for a good TV/movie space opera. I've enjoyed space opera novels with very little science fiction in them too. On the other hand, I think some science fiction authors find themselves making the mistake of focusing so hard on the science fiction that they end up neglecting their characters.

  81. Rodenberry vs. Berman by rezonat0r · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm surprised no one seems to have brought up the difference between Star Trek under Gene Roddenberry, and Star Trek under Rick Berman.

    If you watch ST:TNG in order, all the way through (yay Netflix), there is a CLEAR change in the series after Roddenberry passed away.

    With Roddenbery, Star Trek was about tackling the big issues and (mostly) unanswerable questions facing humanity. Under Berman, it turned into a (still mostly entertaining) technobabble soap opera, where some bug in the Enterprise supplies the main plot point for every other episode.

    It really is a night-and-day difference. Go back and watch.

    1. Re:Rodenberry vs. Berman by DougReed · · Score: 1

      Here Here!

  82. Re:speaking of glass houses... by drjuggler · · Score: 1

    This is also why such a complaint is strange coming from Strauss. In *his* rebels-vs-evil-despots novel the rebels find a insta-cloning machine and in the last four pages of the book make enough copies of themselves to assure total victory. Brilliant use of science and storytelling there.

  83. Why? by jopet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why would anyone not hate Star Trek?
    It is boring, uninspired and stupid. It has the charm of a fascist dystopia combined with the silliness of "Plan 9" technology mockups.

    1. Re:Why? by trouser · · Score: 1

      I like space ships, Uhura, 7 of 9, T'pol and Star Trek jokes on Boston Legal. For these reasons alone it is the greatest science fiction franchise.

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    2. Re:Why? by CountBrass · · Score: 1

      I think that's fair of the 'modern' Star Treks, particularly Voyager and Enterprise but I definitely don't think that's fair of the original which was a trail blazer and defined many of the things we now think of as cliches. You also have to remember the original Star Trek was quite subversive and a socially innovative: a black female officer, inter-racial sexual relations (Kirk kissing alien women) to name a few (whether you think those were 'good' innovations or not isn't relevant).

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  84. on sociology by eleuthero · · Score: 1

    What's more, the writers were actually, for all that they often got things wrong, very careful to avoid offending too many people all at once. While there was no special push for one point or another, even the conservative Christian population (~30% of the US) was not alienated ... in most episodes, allowing for the show to make its social commentary to as wide an audience as possible.

  85. Glass Houses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm. I don't know if anyone has read Stross, but he writes the pulpiest space opera crap I've ever heard called hard SF. Screw that, it's not SF. It's sci-fi. He writes techno-candy a step above Stargate. What business does he have criticizing Trek, when for all its horrible science failings, it still manages to produce some truly compelling fiction (City on the Edge of Forever? Measure of a Man? The starburst episode they show to airforce recruits?)

  86. Old Man's War by eleuthero · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Scalzi deals with this as well in "Old Man's War" - the religious aspect is highlighted rather than the technological issue of creating a duplicate.

  87. B5 and ST:TNG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The biggest weakness of the entire genre is this: the protagonists don't tell us anything interesting about the human condition under science fictional circumstances.

    I cannot believe this person actually watched Babylon 5. The science fiction circumstances are how the protagonists learn how little they are in the big scheme of things, and then decide to not be little. And telepaths?! That's not generic tech. The remoteness and non-self-sufficiency when they break from Earth? Ok, I guess you can do that in an 18th century plot, but it would be really boring.

    B5 is legit science fiction.

    On Star Trek, the "tech" crap rings true; ST:TNG was full of lame filler. But there were some techs that they did not genericize with the word "tech". They had FTL (warp drive) and AI (Data) and those things (mainly FTL) were core to many plots. Those plots wouldn't work in 18th century setting.

  88. Re:Given the enduring popularity of Star Trek, et. by skorch · · Score: 1

    No kidding. It's hard enough to keep a decent sci-fi show on the air while they are entirely entertainment / plot / character-driven. If he wants them to shoehorn in more hard-science technobabble to replace all the soft-science technobabble (bearing in mind that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic anyway) then I fail to see how the entertainment value will be enhanced beyond a very niche demographic.

  89. Re:Works In Congress: +1, Insidious by pcolaman · · Score: 1

    You forgot the ???? step.

  90. "Klingons and the Romulans Pose No Threat To Us" by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 1
  91. Star Trek still works. by nilbog · · Score: 1

    Star Trek might not contain real science, but it gets people excited about real science. I'd say that is pretty important.

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  92. Re:Uh, B5 "technobabble"? Hardly... by Plekto · · Score: 1

    Of course, the problem with these series is their miserably short filming time and low budget. A movie like Pitch Black can actually get nearly everything spot-on tech wise because it has the time and budget. The average TV show has a week to figure it out and come up with something that's not utter rubbish. Considering that, shows like B5 are at least a little bit plausible and self-consistent. We watch them months or years later and consult bibles full of quotes and plots and tech. Those guys had days to cobble together dialogue and make it all come together. You have to give them credit for at least trying.

    Of course, perhaps that's the real issue. Time. A good example of this was the original Doctor Who shows. They were shot on a much longer production schedule and the writers had much longer to figure out the fine details. And while the production budget is clearly zero and it all looks a bit fake, the tech was remarkably self-consistent and stayed with you from episode to episode.

    Of course, they mangled it all with the new series, which is purely entertainment and filler. Though, very enjoyable beer and pizza filler, and I kind of want that after a week at work...

    I wonder how much things would improve if they took twice as long to produce each episode? I'd rather have amazing shows that came along every other week than half-baked weekly stuff that's rushed.

  93. Hard and soft science fiction are different genres by Zaphod-AVA · · Score: 1

    Hard and soft science fiction are different genres, and really should have different names.

    Each have their problems. Hard sci-fi can be dry, and soft can be annoying when they push believability too far. Still, I have no problem being entertained by Firefly, Iron Sunrise, or The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Quality counts for way more then genre.

  94. And that is bad - how? by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Humans have obviously reached the human frontier on that umm... front. And found Ferengi staring at them from the other side.
    So, having warp-drive and replicators (which nearly eliminated scarcity), they decided to be guided by their natural curiosity, instead of their natural greed.
    Space exploration sure beats "who has more valuables at the time of death" competition in my book.

    As for inherent repulsion towards anything starting with social...
    You do realize that you have been brainwashed by your rulers?

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  95. Because that's what would happen by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    The technology in Star Trek is such that they'd eliminate material want. They had access to essentially unlimited resources and energy. In that situation, capitalism breaks down.

    That is one of the interesting things about Sci Fi is that when you consider the far future, you pretty much always have to consider what economic system will replace capitalism. It WILL break down at some point, and I say this as someone who like capitalism. It is the best system so far we've found for distributing limited resources and encouraging growth of production. Ok fine, however that requires that resources be limited, and that we sustain growth, capitalism only works when the economy grows. So at some point, no time soon but some distant point, things will change in one of two ways and either will cause capitalism to need to be replaced with something new:

    1) The distopian version is that we run out of resources. We can't sustain growth, we can't even sustain our current levels. Increasing shortage is the perpetual state.

    2) The utopian version is that we develop technology such that we essentially don't have any limits on resources. Through whatever means we get it to the point that just about everything in life is trivial to produce in whatever quantity we desire.

    In either case, capitalism won't do the trick. We'll need a new economic system.

  96. charles stross should learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    that just stringing together 100 different futuristic tech words together in every sentence for 500 pages does not make a story either. no plot exposition, no backstory, no character or emoition, just being hit in the face with a wall of text filled with doubletalk.

    so no charles, i really dont care what you have to say about one of the most popular scifi shows of all time.

  97. Re:Uh, B5 "technobabble"? Hardly... by Moridineas · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately it was also very low on the "good dialog" meter. Never understood how people could comment favorably on the character dialog on B5.

    Don't get me wrong--I loved the show (at least seasons 2-4), but I found the dialog very wince-inducing in many cases. One of my pet peeves...

  98. Maybe when he can WRITE sci-fi by haggus71 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Unfortunately for Charlie the Unicorn, he forgets that the best writers of sci-fi, Asimov, Heinlein, and Philip K. Dick among them, used it as a medium to show that, no matter the circumstance, humans are humans. People aren't going to buy your books or watch your shows unless they can find a connection to themselves. To write otherwise is intellectual masturbation, as you are only writing for your own ego. I guess authors like him are the reason I don't read any recent sci-fi literature. When Asimov died, the genre died with him.

  99. Re:Uh, B5 "technobabble"? Hardly... by grumbel · · Score: 1

    Star Trek isn't really sloppy, it is simply episode based and like in all episode based shows there is very little that carries over. That has it good and bad sides of course. You don't ever get much of a story arc in Star Trek, but being episode based gives them a lot more freedom on the concepts that they can explore. A lot of what happened in Star Trek just wouldn't work if you couldn't hit the reset button at the end of an episode.

  100. The Next Generation by DougReed · · Score: 1

    Gene Roddenberry made the mistake of calling Star Trek a 'Wagon Train' to the stars when trying to sell it to the idiots who made the decisions, and ended up stuck with a swashbuckling hero who was always improperly abandoning his ship to interfere with other life forms and screw their women. But it was still better than anything else at the time. When it took off in reruns, the suits wanted more, and Gene said not unless we do it my way. TNG was his way. The science was better, the interaction with other life forms was better, and the ship was managed better. When that went away, Rick Berman and the suits drove it all straight into the ground.

  101. Re:Uh, B5 "technobabble"? Hardly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    B5 used a some arbitrary technobabble, but it was used sparingly. Most of it was advanced technology that was used consistently, and with limitations that they stuck with throughout the series.

    You mention hyperspace, and that's a good example. Sure, the hyperspace gates were an arbitrary technology that let them bridge interstellar distances quickly, but it wasn't instantaneous -- it still took time to traverse hyperspace, and more or less in proportion to the distance away from the destination. Sometimes that was days. They still had to build the gates, and in one episode they showed the ship necessary to build them. Only larger ships had the ability to open a portal to hyperspace directly. Small ones were stuck in normal space and had access to hyperspace only via gates (or by tagging along with bigger ships).

    B5 also spent a fair amount of time trying to keep the ships in normal space behaving like they would according to normal, everyday physics, and showed battle strategies that reflected that (e.g., ships did not have to meet "right side up" all the time as if they were sailing on a 2D map). Even the B5 station itself made a decent amount of sense -- with low/zero-g sections for different purposes, and rotation to generate artificial gravity. You even had characters looking out windows on the floor (i.e. the outer hull of the rotating sections). They didn't have to do all that, but they obviously tried to get it right rather than inventing "particle of the week" to explain things.

    Finally, some alien societies had artificial gravity on board their ships, some didn't (e.g., all of Earth's ships). The way it was done technologically was never explained because it wasn't important. The uneven distribution of the technology across alien societies was important to the story, and that distribution made sense. So, the less advanced cultures were stuck with having rotating sections of their larger ships. Smaller ships didn't even have that, and the crew were therefore shown strapped into their chairs like you should be if you were doing maneuvers using normal physics.

    They still stretched things, of course, and there were flaws (e.g., the first thing you'd probably do on a ship with rotating sections when you go into battle would be to stop the rotation to avoid having to change the angular momentum as you are maneuvering) but there was a lot more attention to keeping things realistic than usual, and when they had to make stuff up for the sake of plot, they did it once and more or less stuck with it.

    It was only with shows like Firefly or BSG that I remember a comparable attention to detail. I sure as heck wouldn't lump Star Trek and B5 together. Bad example. There's never the attention in SF TV shows as in SF novels, but B5 didn't do badly for TV.

  102. Re:Uh, B5 "technobabble"? Hardly... by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

    Mimbari

    Argh! Minbari! It's Minbari!

  103. Re:Uh, B5 "technobabble"? Hardly... by Dragonslicer · · Score: 4, Informative

    Also, time travel was used precisely once, required an entire planet worth of power generation to implement, and spanned three episodes: one near the end of the first season, and a two-parter in the middle of the third season; henceforth, it was never used again.

    The other key to the Babylon Squared/War Without End time travel is that it stays consistent. In Star Trek, characters are repeatedly traveling backwards in time to fix or prevent something. In B5, everything happened because they went back in time, and going back in time simply ensured that what happened did happen.

  104. Ron Moore!!!!?!! by Touvan · · Score: 1

    Well Ron Moore inserts "cause God said so" into his scripts when it's convenient, so who is he to talk! :-P

  105. The problem by oljanx · · Score: 1

    There's one problem with trying to explain your way through new technology. You end up with people sending printed messages through pneumatic tubes on intergalactic battleships, because the author couldn't thoroughly explain a more practical technology.

  106. Re:Given the enduring popularity of Star Trek, et. by citizenr · · Score: 1

    If I want education, I'll watch Science/Discovery/History

    Better avoid American shows. Just the other day I watched "Lock N' Load with R. Lee Ermey" where host happily omitted Pinfire mechanism invented by French Gunsmith, instead declaring American inventors as fathers of modern shotguns/ammunition. Rewriting history much, eh?

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  107. Seriously... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So what?

    Plenty of people don't like Star Trek.

    Why is it important to any of us that this guy doesn't?

    LK

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    1. Re:Seriously... by speedlaw · · Score: 1

      wish i had mod points for you...thanks.

  108. Re:Uh, B5 "technobabble"? Hardly... by khallow · · Score: 1

    The reset button is sloppy. Sure they get more concept freedom, but the last 15 minutes or so of the episode is spent resetting. A really egregious example of this was some Voyager two part episode that had a ship that was going around wiping out civilizations and their past. The episode reset by having the ship hit with its own time weapon thingy. I suppose the draw there was some sort of Moby Dick analogy (where the Captain Ahab equivalent was trying to rescue his long dead wife from some accident and he kept having to destroy more and more stuff in order to do it). But you could see the ending from the beginning, merely because there was no other possible outcome available.

  109. Re:Given the enduring popularity of Star Trek, et. by bcrowell · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When I want entertainment, I want entertainment. Obviously, I'm not alone in feeling that Star Trek/Babylon 5/Firefly et. al. provide that.

    He didn't claim it was unpopular. He didn't even claim it was objectively bad. He just explained why he personally didn't like it.

    Pick any lowest-common-denominator popular culture. Britney Spears. Dogs playing poker. The Transformers movie. Whatever. The reason it sells is that a lot of people like it. But the fact that it's popular doesn't mean that it should be magically insulated from criticism.

    Let's translate from science fiction to a different genre, say westerns, so Star Trek becomes Wagon Trek. Stross is basically saying that he doesn't enjoy Wagon Trek, because he's an enthusiast for westerns, he's spent a lot of time reading good westerns, and he's developed enough taste to discriminate between shitty westerns and good ones. In particular, if a western novel has Cherokees in Spanish Colonial California, he's not going to enjoy that western, because he can't suspend his disbelief, and he can tell that the author was an idiot who didn't even have enough respect for the genre to do his research. Ditto if a Montana cowboy in 1895 is using flintlocks.

    Science fiction used to be a niche market. It was part of the "long tails," before the notion of the long tails was invented. What's happened over the last 40 years is that it's become such a commoditized thing that a lot of SF (and especially a lot of the TV/movie SF) is written for people who have no actual affection for or knowledge of the genre. There's nothing wrong with letting those people enjoy their SF, just as there's nothing wrong with listening to Sonny and Cher sing "I Got You, Babe." But sometimes there are people who don't want Sonny and Cher, they want James Brown.

  110. Damages? by keith_nt4 · · Score: 1
    So if Star Wars could work as a Tolkien-style fantasy maybe the show Damages could be a sci-fi.

    I don't know why, it just always struck me as a very sci-fi like show despite the total and complete lack of any actual science fiction elements. Anybody know what I mean? (Assuming anyone has even heard of Damages...)

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  111. Oh, BullShit!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Star Trek at its best is *Biting* social commentary - It is *Good* fiction. I lift up "City on the Edge of Forever" and the *ENTIRE* last season of Voyager. The episode where 7of9 quits being cheeze cake and has to deal with the result of using her technology to fix a man who becomes true love only to see him go and face execution for taking one life, while she has killed more people than even she can count, or the poor klinglon lady having to struggle with altering her unborn child? Come on. This is literature in its purest and finest form. For crying out loud, IT MAKES US THINK!!!

    Of course if you make people think they are thinking they will love you, it you make them really think they will kill you.

    Eat me.

  112. SF's two ways of using science by plaiddragon · · Score: 1

    SF tends to use science in at least two (probably more) ways to explore the human condition.

    One way explores modern issues in a different, usually future, setting to gain perspective. Star Trek did it with race and political issues. It is a good way to get some objectivity.

    The second is to propose a technological change and explore what that might mean for humanity. This tends to be what Stross does, and does quite well in my opinion. It is a great way to explore the essentials of what it means to be human by thinking about how both individuals and societies might respond to changes.

    I'd say both have their place, but I would think that the second way would be of more interest to science/tech geeks.

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  113. Your attitude is terrible by syousef · · Score: 1

    Want to really learn something, shut off the TV and read a book. Geez, for the price of cable TV these days, you can buy a new book every 3 days or so.

    But if you want to be entertained with the illusion that you're learning something factual, when it's often just as made-up and sensationalized as any other made-for-tv drama, then carry on.

    Hey just because you were "cast as an expert" on some dodgy pseudo-scientific shows on Discovery Channel, that doesn't suddenly make all documentaries like that. I can name a few excellent piece of television:

    Universe (History Channel)
    Cosmos (Carl Sagan)
    Elegant Universe
    Most documentaries by David Attenborough

    Now the focus might be entertainment (though David Attenborough makes me want to go to sleep). You're not going to learn calculus from mainstream TV. But that doesn't make the medium rubbish. If you want good educational value download some video from MIT OpenCourseware, or buy a The Teaching Company series DVD.

    By the way it's particularly silly of you to be telling people to stay away from documentaries if that's how you make part of your living.

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    1. Re:Your attitude is terrible by RonTheHurler · · Score: 1

      And what makes you think I earn any part of my living from documentaries? Obviously, you've never worked for a documentary. There's no money in them. I do them because, as Gore Vidal said: "Never pass up an opportunity for sex or to be on TV."

      Seriously, go read the book - The Elegant Universe, then watch the video again. You'll see the difference.

      Good luck!

  114. the science is irelevant and the writers are lazy by seifried · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem isn't that the science is right or wrong, it's that it is irrelevant (he put it best saying you could stick them on an 18th century wind powered war ship and have Geordi fixing the rigging or something). The show is not even remotely internally consistent; if you have replicators that only require raw materials and energy, and energy is abundantly available from fission, fusion, warp drives and whatnot then why are there any poor people or such a disparity with technology within the Federation itself? To say nothing of the lack of protective gear (hint: wouldn't the security guys maybe wear uniforms that are resistant to weapons fire? Their union must suck or something.). They are pretty much socially identical to current standards, and yet in the last 20 years I have seen the world change almost unrecognizably due to technology. Basically it boils down to really, really bad script writing, which as entertainment is sort of a critical thing.

  115. Re:Hard and soft science fiction are different gen by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    Hard and soft science fiction are different genres, and really should have different names.

    I thought they did...

    'Soft' is called 'syfy' (pronounced to rhyme with 'syphilis')

    'Hard' is called 'scifi' (pronounced like 'sigh-figh')

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  116. Star Trek TNG wasn't about the science by dirkdodgers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The setting and the science existed primarily to provide a sufficiently epic stage on which to encounter compelling social and philosophical subjects without seeming pretentious or absurd to the average viewer.

    Watching TNG was an ennobling experience.

    See: Chain of Command, The Measure of a Man, Ship in a Bottle

    Heck, even look at Encounter at Farpoint. The acting and the dialogue had real flaws, but the premise, humanity as a species on a trial, isn't something you can pull off on any other series so directly and on such a scale.

  117. Re:Uh, B5 "technobabble"? Hardly... by Graff · · Score: 1

    the first thing you'd probably do on a ship with rotating sections when you go into battle would be to stop the rotation to avoid having to change the angular momentum as you are maneuvering

    They actually did this in many battles. I remember one scene from "In the Beginning" where a guy was killed on the bridge of a ship. Everyone was strapped in and drops of his blood was floating around the cabin. I think they even mentioned locking the rotation of ship sections at one point where they were preparing for a fight.

    Any time I saw a ship still rotating sections in a fight I always assumed that they were doing it for tactical reasons (such as presenting a moving section of hull so that enemy fire couldn't focus on a single spot) or that they didn't have the time or the energy needed to spin down the section.

  118. Old.. Boring.. News. by sudog · · Score: 1

    Charles Stross just figured out what every Trekker has known for a decade or more. The writers depend on someone else to fill in the science-y sounding gaps. ... and then goes on to write a huge diatribe about how much better his writing is.

    I've read his writing. For all the nerd-dropping[1] I couldn't get through more than 3/4 of it before I had to put it down in disgust.

    His rip-off novel Saturn's Children (he should've just called it Friday 2) was readable only because it was borderline erotica.

    You don't tear down an infinitely more successful (and therefore relevant) .. Universe.. of scifi.. by comparing it to your own works without inviting a legion of people to mock you endlessly for all the stupid little mistakes and problems in your own writing.

    And Star Trek isn't *SCIENCE FICTION* you turd. It's scifi. The entire genre is borderline space opera--and this is what you're claiming you dislike! So what?

    Space Opera
    SciFi ] CS stuff is
    Science Fiction ] right in between here.
    Hard Science Fiction

    His "science" isn't science either. There's just as much hand-wavy fucking CRAP in the Atrocity Archives as any ST:TNG episode with Q plagued with techno-babble in the whole friggin' series.

    If you're going to so completely rip someone else off (*cough* Lovecraft) that your work is no longer a work of original fiction, but a derivative--and a poor one at that--don't sit back and congratulate yourself on how smart and clever you are.

    You want a bad-ass Lovecraftian book with an interesting spin on it? Resume with Monsters. There's a mostly-original piece that doesn't constantly congratulate itself on how COOL it is, on how much the author GETS IT, on how well the author is HIP AND TRENDY. There's an amusing story with an interesting core of an idea!

    Nothing HAPPENS in CS's Atrocity Archives. The only reason to read it, by the halfway point, is to find out how the author ENDS it.

    [1] Nerd-dropping is the constant dropping of nerdy concepts and marketing-friendly terms that will rapidly make your work irrelevant once people get over the idea that you've managed to--poorly--fuse geekery and Lovecraft into a single work.

    1. Re:Old.. Boring.. News. by Diagoras · · Score: 1

      I thought his "A Colder War" was quite good. Blended two favorite subjects of mine, the Cold War and Lovecraft, quite well.

      You can find it all over the net. If what you're saying is true, Stross is a far better short story writer than he is a novelist.

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    2. Re:Old.. Boring.. News. by sudog · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the pointer. I will indeed check it out: But those two novels I mentioned. Sheesh. Brutal.

  119. What I want to know is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they're so smart, why don't shuttlecraft have seat belts?

  120. Re:Works In Congress: +1, Insidious by ahecht · · Score: 1

    Actually, they often wouldn't even bother with consultants. I got to tour the set of Voyager while it was shooting (S01E13, "Cathexis"), and many of the shooting scripts would simply says [TECH] instead of the technical term, and it was up to the ACTORS to fill in the blank. For example, you'd see a line like: "We've got to [TECH] the [TECH] before the [TECH] [TECHS]". They just relied on the actors using a consistent set of gibberish to fill in the blanks.

  121. Re:Uh, B5 "technobabble"? Hardly... by nweaver · · Score: 2, Funny

    There was the one howler onetime however where 3 earth-ships, sections rotating, turned on a dime and ran.

    JMS got so much hell from the fans over that on.

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  122. Re:Given the enduring popularity of Star Trek, et. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most things on the Discovery/History channels (and the Science channel too, but that one is much more marketed towards kids) will teach you slightly more facts than the "Real World" on MTV

    Therefore, in comparison with the other crap on TV.... yes, the Discovery/History channels ARE educational.

    Obviously if you really want to learn, you go get a few textbooks... it doesn't meant that it is an all-or-nothing spectrum.

    Of course, one might argue that the "Real World" is educational in methods to deal (or avoid) with certain social situations... but somehow I doubt it...

  123. The Measure of a Man by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    Great example. I think it's a lousy episode, but it's pure Science Fiction and as direct result a not-fill-in-the-blank tech, but a very specific tech (AI). Go on, Stross, explain about how a trial to decide whether an android is a person or not, can happen in the 18th century.

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    1. Re:The Measure of a Man by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Go on, Stross, explain about how a trial to decide whether an android is a person or not, can happen in the 18th century.

      Wasn't it called 'Amistad'?

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  124. it would all just be software. by HappyEngineer · · Score: 1

    It would all be software. If you wanted the latest iPod you would need to buy the appropriate information required to make your replicator pump out the iPod. There would be open source designs, but many of the latest and greatest things would not be open source (the same situation as we have with software today).

    You would still need to employ engineers to design new things. You would still need business people, sales people, etc., to market the software products.

    You would still need people to make music and tv shows (or holo shows or whatever) which means you'd need actors or people who programmed fake actors.

    If they don't have roving nanobots (nanobots that could function outside of a replicator) then they would still need to employ construction workers to put large things together unless someone made a replicator the size of a starship (or a house) or robots good enough to do the work for them.

    Many service jobs would still need to exist. If you need a new paint job on a house it's probably easier to just repaint it rather than replicate the parts and put a new one together again.

    Granted, some services wouldn't be necessary anymore. Prostitutes would be out of a job. In their place would be programmers who wrote holodeck sex programs. Holodecks would require a lot of space. Land would still cost a lot of money. So, you might need communal holodecks for people who can't afford large parcels of land.

    Some forms of mining might still be necessary. You need raw materials for all this replication (although you might be able to just reuse old stuff).

    Seems to me that capitalism would work just fine in that sort of environment.

    1. Re:it would all just be software. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You ignore quantity and necessity. After a few centuries, open source anything you need is available.

      I think service jobs would exist but not out of necessity. Obviously the AI in star trek is under-utilized so that humans have meaningful tasks. I expect that house painters and restaurateurs would volunteer their services just as open source developers do.

      Engineers would keep designing, but whether they expect to get "rich" or not would be in question. How rich do open source developers typically get?

      Actually, prostitutes and artists probably *wouldn't* be out of a job. What would be valuable in that societal context would be the most human endeavors.

      As for land, who needs it. After a few centuries, there are a lot of surplus ships, space stations and whatnot floating around.

      True, capitalism could survive in that environment. I just doubt that anyone would bother.

    2. Re:it would all just be software. by HappyEngineer · · Score: 1

      Music, movies, and games have been around for quite a while yet we keep creating them and paying for them. I see no reason why people would ever say "this is enough" and just play old games and listen to old music and watch old movies.

      Regarding house painting, I cannot conceive of any reason to believe that people would volunteer to paint a stranger's house (other than Habitat for Humanity type organizations).

      Regarding prostitutes, they would almost certainly be out of a job. We're talking about Star Trek. Their holodecks are more than real enough to allow people to have sex. For love people would still need other people (or very realistic AIs).

    3. Re:it would all just be software. by Captain+Hook · · Score: 1

      Holodecks would require a lot of space. Land would still cost a lot of money. So, you might need communal holodecks for people who can't afford large parcels of land.

      Actually I would see the opposite being true. Why have a big house when a small room the size of a walk-in closet and the illusion of as much space as you could ever need could fulfil the same purpose from a phsycological point of view. Especially if you don't need to have a lot of stuff to store locally (have a wardrobe that was actually a transporter to a storage warehouse on the moon)

      Reliable holodecks could allow for massive population densities in cities.

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  125. Bzzzt. Wrong. Try again. by syousef · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's no money in them.

    If you literally weren't paid that's one thing. Otherwise it should be a matter of professionalism that you don't publicly denounce work you're actively still doing.

    I do them because, as Gore Vidal said: "Never pass up an opportunity for sex or to be on TV."

    Ah, in that case you have no professionalism or credibility. Are you married? Do you ever plan to be? I hope your current or future wife realises you plan to have sex with whomsoever provides the opportunity.

    You're the sort of person that can't tell the difference between Myth Buster's and good science television.

    Seriously, go read the book - The Elegant Universe, then watch the video again. You'll see the difference.

    I have read the book you arrogant little man. Have you? I've also got a masters degree in astronomy, which didn't come from watching documentaries, and which I did for myself without intention of making it my career.

    The point is it takes 3 hours to see the documentary, and longer to properly read and digest the book. The visuals in the TV program complimented the understanding I gained from the book very nicely. It also allows me to share the information with anyone willing to give me 3 hours, but who might not want to spend significant time reading. Still neither the book nor the documentary will make you a Quantum Dynamacist or an expert in String Theory. For that you need several years at University and an aptitude for higher level math and physics.

    Each level of education has it's place.

    Get some self respect and credibility, stop behaving opportunistically and then you might not be so cynical.

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    1. Re:Bzzzt. Wrong. Try again. by RonTheHurler · · Score: 1

      Aw geez. Looks like I've struck a nerve.

      Professionalism? You're right, I admit it, I'm a hack. And my lack of credentials is exactly my point. In television, visibility equals credibility, regardless of actual expertise. I can say that because, at one time, I had a career in television and film production. Trust me, I know how the medium works. I have friends who work on "respectable" shows like Nova and the BBC documentaries, you know, David Attenborough's old gang. Same story there. Truly.

      "Arrogant little man"? C'mon, is that really necessary? Do you really want to defend television as an educational medium? Where did you go to school?

      Here's some more inside information about the medium:
      The secret to successful drama and comedy is simple conflict (easy to understand), and characters that people would like to have as friends.

      The secret to successful documentaries *and game shows* is to make the audience *feel* as smart, or smarter than the people they're watching. It's all a big psych job.

      I dunno about you, but I got a whole lot more out of the book than I ever did from the movie. I stand by my original statement. If you really want to learn something, read the book. If you want to be entertained, watch TV.

      And for those people too lazy to read a book, I've found that by the next day, they've forgotten everything in the TV show anyway. It's really amusing and disgusting at the same time. One of my shows will come on, and the next day someone will stop me - "Hey! I saw your show!" then they proceed to retell the whole thing back to me, and they never, ever get it right. Usually, not even close.

      Insult me all you wish. I'm made of tougher stuff than you know. And I won't respond again.

      (P.S., the Gore Vidal quote was a joke, silly. And the girls I date would know that. And yes, I do mean girls, with an s, little man.)

    2. Re:Bzzzt. Wrong. Try again. by http · · Score: 1

      You're the sort of person that can't tell the difference between Myth Buster's and good science television.
      You just lost the potential to be seen as having higher credibility for this thread: xkcd says it better.

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    3. Re:Bzzzt. Wrong. Try again. by SQL+Guy · · Score: 1

      Each level of education has it's place.

      Each level of education has its place, indeed.

    4. Re:Bzzzt. Wrong. Try again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Each level of education has it's place

      should be

      Each level of education has its place

  126. Re:Given the enduring popularity of Star Trek, et. by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

    It's people like you who make TV Science Fiction unintellectual pap.

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  127. Jews in Space by vxvxvxvx · · Score: 1
  128. Primer by Exception+Duck · · Score: 2

    Would like to point out to a really good science fiction movie.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0390384/

    You'll probably want to watch it two times.

  129. Make it real by microbox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ever noticed how fantasies are so much more exciting when they are possible? I think that that's where he's coming from. There are enough TV shows about hostile narcissist super-men who use their "magic" to zap the bad guys, all the while licking their lips. Make it real -- not just something to titillate the crocodile brain. We've got pr0n for that.

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    1. Re:Make it real by mujadaddy · · Score: 1

      Ever noticed how fantasies are so much more exciting when they are possible?

      We've got pr0n for that.

      I think you just whooshed yourself.

      I think that your imagination may be a bit lacking, too :P

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  130. lol by Exception+Duck · · Score: 1

    mod parent up. funny is hell. (although I'm not sure if it is true)

  131. Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 pr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem (source)

    This may also be a reference to the Star Trek: TNG (and beyond) writers' penchant for basing solutions on creatively-worded technobabble, in contrast to the real-world, personal grounding of most Babylon 5 resolutions.

    example:

    TNG: "We'll rewire the impulse flux capacitors to create an inverse tachyon pulse which should easily solve this episode's near-lethal problem!"

    B5: "We'll bring the two sides to the negotiating table again, and after five episodes worth of assassinations, heated arguments, and military fleets appearing at inopportune moments, we'll reach a resolution that is just barely acceptable to everyone, at least until three episodes down the timeline when it will all fall to pieces."

    So a specifically-worded example of this law in practice might be "A quasi-symmetric graviton polarity beam will be ineffective and counterproductive when used in an effort to convince the Centauri Republic to end its collaboration with the Shadows."

  132. Arts and Entertainment need no justifications. by bronney · · Score: 1

    "the writers of Star Trek would simply 'insert' technology or science into the script whenever needed, without any real regard to its significance; 'then they'd have consultants fill in the appropriate words (aka technobabble) later.'"

    "the writers of Super Mario Bros. would simply 'insert' mario star or shroom into W4-1 whenever needed, without any real regard to its significance; 'then they'd gamers fill in the appropriate game guides later.'"

    "the writers of Symphony No. 9 in E Minor would simply 'insert' triangles or cymbals into the score whenever needed, without any real regard to its significance; 'then they'd have conductors fill in the appropriate mood later.'"

  133. How do know what you know? by westlake · · Score: 1

    As a philosopher, I know that a computer will never be self-aware.

    But how do you know that?

    I can't see any fundamental difference between an organic brain and an inorganic brain that is built on the same model and to the same level of complexity.

    Why should one be self-aware and the other not?

    1. Re:How do know what you know? by catmistake · · Score: 1

      But how do you know that?

      My conculsions are drawn from a seminar of study of Philosophy of Mind, mostly drawn from the brilliant work of Searle and Dennett, independently.

      The clues are in the definition of what a computer is. It is a tool. It can calculate and process, it can even fool you into believing it understands, but it can never understand. No understanding, no chance of self-awareness... it's as simple as that. All a computer ever does, all it ever will do, is follow its algorthm, its instruction. A computer can no more be self-aware than a set up of dominoes, or a Rube Goldberg machine.

  134. And then ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we remembered that story telling is primarily about people or character. That's what makes it entertainment. The science part is really just "syntactic sugar."

  135. In realted news... by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

    Come find out why I hate Charles Stross at nobodygivesafuckwhatsomeirrelevantidiothates.com. His opinion on Star Trek, or anything else, is no more important than my opinion on him or on fried bologna sandwiches on white bread. Seriously, nothing to see here, move along. I'm not even going to RTFA or look at more than the first two comments.

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  136. Here's scifi Stross would approve of: by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From my own SUPER exciting, Stross-approved scifi script, which contains only technology that scientists from the present can master or easily explain :
    "Oh boy, this ship sure is cramped and boring. How long until we get to the next planet?"
    "Oh, just three more generations."
    "Great. It sure is nice that we haven't encountered anyone new, or anything interesting at all, over the course of these numerous years in interstellar space."
    "Yeah, but it's really too bad we won't encounter any other civilizations in the foreseeable future, or within the next several generations. And I wonder what has happened on Earth in the last 500 years, since we are 500 light years away and don't have any means of faster-than-light communication."
    "Uh huh. If only we had faster ways to communicate, more (or any) connections with beings from other planets, near-light speed (or better) means of travel, and other futuristic technologies that couldn't even have been explained hundreds of years ago."
    "Yeah. And it's too bad we're so inbred from generations of space travel. Oh well."

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    1. Re:Here's scifi Stross would approve of: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be stupid. Stross wouldn't send actual humans off for an extended voyage. He'd send a computer the size of a paying card with copies of uploaded humans on it running at an altered clock speed :-) (This actually is the plot of part of one of the novelettes that make up his novel Acellerando)

    2. Re:Here's scifi Stross would approve of: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know - that story has some potential. I mean first off - how the hell would you convince people to go on a few thousand year space journey without even using cryofreeze ... would the folks remember what they left for in the first place when they got there? They might develop their own society, have internal wars - accidently destroy their own ship, invent new religions etc - and then one day they actualy *do* meet another civilization and social chaos on a whole new scale breaks loose.

      Lots of room to come up with something interesting in there - just requires a little imagination.

  137. Whatever popularity Stross have by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Always wonder me. He had it quite good with "Accelerando" which was kind of SFnal retelling of high-tech bubble, but it was downhill from there. His writing stile is poor, plot is weak and characters are flat. And he is not getting any better. I have read some of his books on the "Accelerando" credit in hope he would fare better with the next, but it only become worse.

  138. If He Hates Star Trek, What about Blakes' 7????? by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    He must absolutely Loathe Blakes' 7. All that cardboard and wobbly sets must give him a coronary....

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  139. Re:Given the enduring popularity of Star Trek, et. by kramerd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Books are not a substitute for cable television. You also heavily overestimate the cost of both books and cable television. If you can only choose one for informational needs, you choose television, hands down. News, oddly enough (not the crap on CNN) doesn't tend to age well. If I want to learn that Barack Obama won a nobel peace prize for doing nothing, I'm not going to read about it in a book. If I want to find out how my investments are doing, I'm not going to find that in a book either. If I want to learn organic chemistry, I'm going to learn about it in a lab, not in a book. If I want to learn computer science, I'm also not going to use a book. If I want to learn grammar, maybe I'll use a book. It could be more efficient than an english course, which tends not to focus on books. On that note, based on your grammar, you must have been watching a ton of science/history/discovery channels.

    While books tend to age well, what you really pay for with tv is up to the minute news, live sports, and occassional escapes from reality. Sure, if all you use tv for is to watch reality shows or daytime soaps, you missed the point.

    Personally, my favorite sports team is Barcelona, but I live in Atlanta. $30 a month is amazingly cheaper than hopping on a plane, getting a hotel, going to the stadium, watching the 3 hours football game, grabbing a bite to eat, and flying home (nevermind the time costs). Instead, I watch it on FSC.

    Simple really. Not everyone spends every waking moment learning things.

    On the other hand, a lot of books are also entertainment. I'm not going to learn anything from Dan Brown or Tucker Max. I might read them because my flight is delayed, I already had to convince TSA that a toothbrush is not a weapon, and if I want a drink my choices are $4 for coffee at starbucks or $4 for a flat 20 oz coke at a generic airport vendor.

    The best way to learn things is not tv or books. Experience is the only teacher worth listening to (cue the ridiculous examples of why this isn't true in 5...4..3..)

  140. Sorry but science it aint by syousef · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm sorry you don't like the fact that Mythbusters isn't science. It's the kind of "entertainment" the GP was talking about - completely unscientific trash. What they do to the scientific method, most wouldn't do to their worst enemy. They aren't teaching anyone the scientific method - they're teaching people that controls in an experiment are optional, and that you can generalise from a tiny data sample. Learning science from the Mythbusters shows is like learning gourmet cooking from a burger flipper at MacDonalds.

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    1. Re:Sorry but science it aint by http · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry you don't like the fact that Mythbusters isn't science.

      I'm surprised at your broken assumption about what I like or don't like. It outstrips your flawed analogy.
      Mythbusters is science. Not particularly rigorous, but science nonetheless. Learning science from Mythbusters is more like learning about cooked food from said McDonalds staffer.
      Don't get me started on small data sets. Edwin Hubble's correlation of radial velocity and distance (Big Bang, to most people) was based on less than 50 data points. Crap, I got started on small data sets. Stop now, http, before

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    2. Re:Sorry but science it aint by syousef · · Score: 1

      Mythbusters is science. Not particularly rigorous, but science nonetheless. Learning science from Mythbusters is more like learning about cooked food from said McDonalds staffer.

      If your definition of science is that crude, religion too is just not very rigorous science.

      Don't get me started on small data sets. Edwin Hubble's correlation of radial velocity and distance (Big Bang, to most people) was based on less than 50 data points. Crap, I got started on small data sets. Stop now, http, before

      Yet he was considered a genius because he was right (and always told everyone what a genius he was and that he should get the Nobel prize). If he was wrong you'd likely have never heard of him. So what led him to that intuition is itself interesting, but that doesnt' mean his science was sound.

      The small data sets isn't even the worst thing the Mythbusters do. The huge leaps of logic and broad generalisations from those data sets along with their rape of the scientific method (especially lack of controls) are far worse.

      The McDonalds cook teach gourmet isn't a bad analogy at all if I do say so myself. The Mythbusters are after all special effects guys.

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  141. Stop projecting your rubbish on the world by syousef · · Score: 1

    Aw geez. Looks like I've struck a nerve.

    Oh absolutely. Telling people they can't learn science from television is awful. It discourages them from learning while simultaneously giving the big tick to garbage programming which you say they should expect.

    You're right, I admit it, I'm a hack. And my lack of credentials is exactly my point.

    And my point is that one hack doesn't mean every documentary is made by hacks. You can turn on Discovery channel and sometimes see garbage about ghosts and UFOs - that doesn't mean every documentary on the discovery channel is of similar quality.

    And my lack of credentials is exactly my point. In television, visibility equals credibility, regardless of actual expertise. I can say that because, at one time, I had a career in television and film production. Trust me, I know how the medium works. I have friends who work on "respectable" shows like Nova and the BBC documentaries, you know, David Attenborough's old gang. Same story there. Truly.

    Total nonsense. There's commercial reality, but that does not mean everything is rubbish. When someone goes on one of these shows and is a full time professional scientist they are sticking their neck out. Their colleagues know about and see these shows too. Without some of these programs how much would most adults know about dinosaurs, astronomy, wildlife, weather science, physics, archaeology etc. etc.? Most people know Einstein as that weird mad scientist. Get them to watch a snippet about time dialation and provided you hold their interest you've actually accomplished something.

    The secret to successful documentaries *and game shows* is to make the audience *feel* as smart, or smarter than the people they're watching. It's all a big psych job

    Cynical nonsense. But even so if you make people feel smarter because you've informed them or taught them a new concept that's not such a bad thing.

    I dunno about you, but I got a whole lot more out of the book than I ever did from the movie. I stand by my original statement. If you really want to learn something, read the book. If you want to be entertained, watch TV.

    For most people it's not either/or. I'm not saying don't read. I'm just saying documentaries have their place. I'm much more likely to watch a documentary while I'm exhausted than to dig into a book, and I'll still absorb it if it's interesting. However if you REALLY want to get to know something, do a course somewhere credible. Although if you see some of the lecture series I've been talking about it's _almost_ as good as doing a course. A popular book fits somewhere in between the TV documentary and the course.

    And for those people too lazy to read a book, I've found that by the next day, they've forgotten everything in the TV show anyway. It's really amusing and disgusting at the same time. One of my shows will come on, and the next day someone will stop me - "Hey! I saw your show!" then they proceed to retell the whole thing back to me, and they never, ever get it right. Usually, not even close.

    So you're criticising your friends for not understanding an in depth topic from a half hour or one hour show. Brilliant. Let me suggest two things. Your shows might stink - not explain things well, and allow misunderstandings. Since you're a hack and proud of it that's quite likely. Or your friends aren't very intelligent, in which case get new friends.

    Insult me all you wish. I'm made of tougher stuff than you know. And I won't respond again.

    It's not about hurling insults at some random stranger. It's about diffusing such blatantly cynical misinformation. I've learnt plenty from documentaries. I choose what I watch. If it's repedative, treats me like an idiot, is boring, or mundane I'll move on. But even having done an astronomy degree I've picked up new insights from Universe and I've always loved Carl Sagan's Cosmos. I've watched lectures on the train on Dark Matter and Dark Energy that were full of information I hadn

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  142. recommend SF shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if Stross seen anything in the Ghost in the Shell franchise. It sounds like exactly the type of sci-fi that he's looking for, the Stand Alone Complex TV series in particular.

  143. Re:Uh, B5 "technobabble"? Hardly... by dunkelfalke · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Some dialog was strange, but there are hell of a lot of priceless quotes

    "It's getting faster. I swear they are evolving right before my eyes. If you see something this big with eight legs coming your way, let me know. I have to kill it before it develops language skills."

    or

    "I want to live just long enough to be there when they cut your head off and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next 10 generations that some favours come at too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?"

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  144. Re:Uh, B5 "technobabble"? Hardly... by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

    I remember one scene from "In the Beginning" where a guy was killed on the bridge of a ship.

    It was AFAIR the Lexington, a Hyperion-class cruiser. No rotating sections on this class of ships.

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  145. Re:speaking of glass houses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess you skipped all but those last 4 pages, then? You know, all the bits about a society based on instantenous transportation and matter (dis)assemblers? A society where it's not uncommon to fork off multiple instances of yourself?

  146. - and why I don't give a damn by jandersen · · Score: 1

    It is true that Star Trek is an appalling load of nonse, when it comes to just about anything related to technology and science. Others with more knowledge about this have elaborated on this already.

    But that is really beside the point - Star Trek is first and foremost a fairy tale, a story about magic vaguely disgused as 'Science Fiction', because at the time that was the mainstream in fantasy. To compare it to real SF, like 2001, is as reasonable as comparing it to "War and Peace" or "Oliver Twist". Star Trek is just an easily digested, light-hearted fantasy, and as such it works very well.

  147. Um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry but who the fuck is this stross guy and who is he to criticize ST? Only joss whedon can do that. Ron Moore tucked the whole BSG franchise up with a handfull of shitty final episodes

  148. Re:Uh, B5 "technobabble"? Hardly... by The+Insane+One · · Score: 1

    IIRC, when jms started the show, he ran everything he could past the JPL (who were big fans) to get their take on things.

    I can confirm this. I was one of the people contacted by the Bablyon 5 production team. It's also true that there were a lot of fans up at JPL. When the call came in, I thought it was just one of my friends goofing me. After a few seconds, I realized it was legit. Basically it was 'twenty questions'. I long for the days when my e-mail address always ilicited a reply.

  149. Some television IS educational by FreeUser · · Score: 1

    I find some television to be educational. Granted, it isn't discovery, it tends to be the BBC (or made for BBC shows aired on PBS back when I lived in the States), but things like Sir David Attenborough's works are highly educational--if a little "bloody" at times. Watching 3 big cats bring down an Ostrich is high-def may be quite dramatic, and more than a little disturbing, but coupled with his eloquent narration and explanation, it is most definitely educational.

    Now maybe an expert biologist would disagree, but for those of us not an expert in the field, it does provide a basic understanding of that particular area of science. Ditto for some of the shows on Discover, though your point is well taken: it can be difficult to pick the educational out of the hysterical at times. Super-volcanoes and meteor impacts are interesting, but "OMG we're overdue for the Apocalypse!!!" fearmongering tends to dilute the scientific and educational value of any such show. But then, my recollection of US television is that fearmongering permeates just about everything, from so-called news to so-called educational television. Even sit-coms don't seem to have escaped that particular malaise entirely...but that's a rant for another day.

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  150. Re:Adapting to the Landscape! by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Hey, we've got exactly that going on right now!

    What we've got is the first generation of the Replicator! Now look at the thrashing wounded Beast of Olde Music struggling and failing to adapt!

    We're caught with the ease of the actual tech, and a serious unease about what level of quality of entertainment we'll get if the performers didn't get paid.

    But someone in a scary meeting about 2000 in the dank dark Room 401 decided that *Music* would be the posterboy of the copyright wars. After all, one track of music is some 5 performers, 6ish minutes long, needing about 10 hours of mastering. All in all, that's really pretty easy. There's so much music(including bad) we're nearly swamped by it.

    Look at movies. A CHEAP movie is ...
    (Dr. Evil) "One Hundred Million Dollars!!!" (/Dr. Evil)

    Being generous, there's only about 25 watchable movies per year, and perhaps another 25 of various bad unwatchable varities.

    Except you could copy the entire suite in a day if you had discs, and maybe a week on FIOS.
    Replicator. Then agency meanness aside, that's a SERIOUS crash of the economy. "Eh, Musicians can do shows, they'll make ten grand..."
    We all know what happens when movies cut money... our *effects greed* tells. Hence the jokes about the effects in Star Trek TOS.

    It's here all right. And we haven't found an answer.

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  151. B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T!!!! with a big B!!!! by master_p · · Score: 1

    Let me clarify: when I was young -- I'm dating myself here -- I quite liked the original TV series. But when the movie-length trailer for ST:TNG first aired in the UK in the late eighties? It was hate on first sight.

    It is quite immature to judge a book by its cover.

    And since then, it's also been hate on sight between me and just about every space operatic show on television. ST:Voyager and whatever the space station opera; check. Babylon Five? Ditto. Battlestar Galactica? Didn't even bother turning on the TV. I hate them all.

    Yes, DS9, Voyager and Enterprise were quite space-operatic. But not TOS and TNG (at least until Rodenberry died). A space opera show contains lots of interpersonal conflicts and emotions. TNG is especially criticized by fans of TOS/DS9/BSG/B5 (check out the StarTrek.com forums if you don't believe me) as containing little material on interpersonal relations.

    At his recent keynote speech at the New York Television Festival, former Star Trek writer and creator of the re-imagined Battlestar Galactica Ron Moore revealed the secret formula to writing for Trek. He described how the writers would just insert "tech" into the scripts whenever they needed to resolve a story or plot line, then they'd have consultants fill in the appropriate words (aka technobabble) later. "It became the solution to so many plot lines and so many stories," Moore said. "It was so mechanical that we had science consultants who would just come up with the words for us and we'd just write 'tech' in the script. You know, Picard would say 'Commander La Forge, tech the tech to the warp drive.' I'm serious. If you look at those scripts, you'll see that."

    Bullshit. Such a thing would be obvious if it was as Ron Moore describes. There is a lot of technobabble in TNG, especially in the later years, but Star Trek was never strictly about technology and its consequences.

    As you probably guessed, this is not how I write SF -- in fact, it's the antithesis of everything I enjoy in an SF novel.

    Ok, you may not enjoy it, but thousands have enjoyed Star Trek and BSG and DS9 and all the other shows. So? is your sci-fi some how better because it focuses more on the technology?

    SF, at its best, is an exploration of the human condition under circumstances that we can conceive of existing, but which don't currently exist (either because the technology doesn't exist, or there are gaps in our scientific model of the universe, or just because we're short of big meteoroids on a collision course with the Sea of Japan -- the situation is improbable but not implausible).

    And Star Trek does not contemplate on that at all? you might have missed mr Spock and Lt Cmdr Data then!!!! and there are lots of other examples...

    You want to deflect that civilization-killing asteroid? You need to find some way of getting there. It's going to be expensive and difficult, and there's plenty of scope for human drama arising from it.

    Except if your civilization has developed Faster-Than-Light travel...then your problem of 'getting there' is non-existent.
    Of course I hope you realize that finding a way to get to the asteroid is no more different than finding a way to avoid a supernova explosion...the technological scale is different, but the essence is the same: a group of people is trying to solve a problem.

    much as integrated circuits are useful and allow the mobile phone industry to exist and to add cheap camera chips to phones: and cheap camera chips in phones lead to happy slapping or sexting and other forms of behaviour that, thirty years ago, would have sounded science fictional.

    Bullshit again. People have been playing pranks (even violent ones) on others and exchanging sex-related material for centuries.

  152. Come ON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on people! Get real! Its a TV show. TV IS NOT REALITY!!!!! TV is fantasy for the purpose of entertainment. Some people don't like Star Trek. Many do. While I admit that in some aspects of the future portrayed in Star Trek is never likely to happen, Many of us like the idea that such a society is possible, however unlikely.

    Anf for the record, like many of the other very popular shows, Star Trek is about the people, not just technology.

  153. My most irritating techo-gaffe... by OmniGeek · · Score: 1

    Matter transmission (transporters). I've no beef with using transporters as a plot device, and I see why it was attractive as a way to advance the plot in a 20-minute story line; what annoys me is the total neglect of the major impacts such a technology would have on society, even on such a controlled subculture as a Star Fleet. Given the wide availability of starships and matter transmitters, what do you suppose the inevitable criminal element in a society would think to do with them? Kidnapping, art theft, bank robbery, etc, etc. would be only a few of the impacts; obsoleting most forms of transport, and even such things as outside doors, would be another (at least, as imagined by a short story I read decades ago). However, the whole Trek universe acts as though transporters were merely a fancy elevator, a situation I find rather implausible, even within the fictional context of the Trek universe. (I still enjoy the stories, but a small corner of my being still groans at the glaring oversight.)

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    1. Re:My most irritating techo-gaffe... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      The problem you are addressing is a result of Gene Roddenberry's religious beliefs (he would have said philosophical, but having interacted with many who shared them, I am convinced that they are actually religious). He believed that evil (which kidnapping, etc are an expression of) was a product of ignorance and as a result as mankind learned more, we would put such behaviors behind us. The only "evil" he had in the show was that necessary to drive the plot of that episode.
      Hollywood has trouble understanding that a good science fiction show/movie could be created by considering some kind of technological advance and writing a story about how that effects the way society works. Larry Niven did a great short story about the effects of instantaneous transporters on society and how society/law enforcement could deal with some of the problems (actually, I think it was several short stories). That would have made a great movie (If I am right that it was more than one story, it indicates that a TV series would have been possible).

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    2. Re:My most irritating techo-gaffe... by omglolbah · · Score: 1

      Have a look at Deep Space 9, plenty of evil use of those same technlogies there ;)

    3. Re:My most irritating techo-gaffe... by jgrahn · · Score: 1

      Matter transmission (transporters). I've no beef with using transporters as a plot device, and I see why it was attractive as a way to advance the plot in a 20-minute story line; what annoys me is the total neglect of the major impacts such a technology would have on society, even on such a controlled subculture as a Star Fleet. Given the wide availability of starships and matter transmitters, what do you suppose the inevitable criminal element in a society would think to do with them? Kidnapping, art theft, bank robbery, etc, etc. would be only a few of the impacts; obsoleting most forms of transport, and even such things as outside doors, would be another (at least, as imagined by a short story I read decades ago). However, the whole Trek universe acts as though transporters were merely a fancy elevator, a situation I find rather implausible, even within the fictional context of the Trek universe. (I still enjoy the stories, but a small corner of my being still groans at the glaring oversight.)

      They don't bother me one bit, but maybe that's just because I only watch ST:TOS. You have one ship, its five-year mission, uncharted planets with mostly various odd savages and phony rock formations on them. If they only installed one transporter room per ship, and humans invented them, you wouldn't see them used for much more than visiting the planets. They also seemed expensive to run and slightly dangerous to use ...

      Also, maybe communications with Earth were censored, so the crew doesn't get to hear about the alarming growth in transporter criminality.

  154. Re:Uh, B5 "technobabble"? Hardly... by JerryLove · · Score: 1

    And to relate to this article: the issue isn't wheter technobabble exists; the issues I read are twofold.

    1) Was the impact on society of the technologies hypothisized explored?
    2) Did the plpot boil down to "solve a technobabble problem with a technobabble solution".

    In the case of the second, I would say it was a trap that B5 rarely fell into. Most problems were political in nature. Even their Deus Ex Mechnia moments were usually not technological and well setup.

    In the case of the first? That wasn't their strongest point: though they did at least try to address the issues of telepathy and aliens on human society.

  155. And this just in... by crimperman · · Score: 1

    ...all those shows have vessels that produce sound when moving in outer space!

    So what? It's called science *fiction* for a reason. Sometimes the writer focusses more towards the "fiction" and sometimes on the "science" but in either case good writing shows through. TV shows can rarely compete with printed matter in the same genre (regardless of that genre). But good writing is about more than a good plot, the execution of that plot, the dialog, the description, the general prose all contribute and guess what, sometimes a writer doesn't get it all spot on every time.

    I've not read any of Stross' stuff but his point seems moot really.

  156. Speaking of the transporter... by Chemisor · · Score: 1
  157. Re:Uh, B5 "technobabble"? Hardly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In terms of hard science, B5 was even advised by NASA's JPL for technical and scientific advice regarding various futuristic technologies...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jet_Propulsion_Laboratory

  158. "Real" shows are worse. by formfeed · · Score: 1
    An aerodynamic starship flying around a planet making a whoosh sound? Artifical gravity? Sections of laser beams traveling through the air?

    No problem. It's just a show. And (almost) anyone knows that it is BS.

    I see a much bigger problem with shows that claim to be real: Doctors, lawyers, cops, CEOs, some researchers, professors ... - you only see how much BS it is, if you have some experience in that field. And people get their view on reality from this!

  159. Darmok! by tekrat · · Score: 1

    Charles Stross says "Darmok and Jelad... At Tenagra!"
    And trust me, it's about as meaningful if he had said that instead of what he actually said.

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  160. Re:Given the enduring popularity of Star Trek, et. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    I'm going to go out on a limb and say Mr. Stross is the one who seems to be missing the point.

    If I want education, I'll watch Science/Discovery/History . . . better yet, I'll read a book. When I want entertainment, I want entertainment. Obviously, I'm not alone in feeling that Star Trek/Babylon 5/Firefly et. al. provide that.

    And the point of all three was to examine modern society, through the lens of fantasy. Agreed, technology wasn't the point.

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  161. Magic! by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Forget the actual quote, but it went something like: When observing technology of significant advancement, it can become to one that doesn't understand it as magic.

    Now think about when people make fantasy movies. When something needs to makes sense, just say "Magic" and it fixes everything.

    In science fiction they do the same. Because these are supposed to take place is time far far away, and the technology is advanced to such a level, it is really indiscipherable from that of magic, so the writers use it in the same way. Something doesn't make sense? Magic, or in this case red matter, or hydro spanners, or what have you.

    The key to to have everything so far advanced that it doesn't really have to make sense, as really you assume your audience are comprised of primitives.

    If your time line or technology is closer or more believable you also have to compensate by also tempering to what degree you use magic to fix things.

    Also writers are lazy. :)

  162. Re:Uh, B5 "technobabble"? Hardly... by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

    Remember when ST:TOS happened. Everything was episodic, there were few "story arcs" in prime time (that's what distinguished soap operas), and on some shows consistency was laughable. Strange, considering that "serial" storytelling had already been common on radio. On ST:TOS people discovered something and it was never heard of again; on "The Man from UNCLE" the toys worked inconsistently to satisfy the episode in ways that would never have been let slide by a potboiler writer, let alone a decent novelist. By the time B5 appeared, technology banned after one use as "too risky" (and importantly demonstrating a paladin's strength of character) was dragged out of the closet a full season later so another paladin could lay down his life for another - that is, elements had persistence in the grand saga. (using "grand saga" as a literature descriptive term, not a quality judgment, though I did enjoy it.)

    In an interview with the actor playing Marcus Cole, he said something about story vs. effects that I think applies to this discussion re: technology: Explosions aren't the story. People want to watch people. If they don't care about the people, they won't watch, and you can blow up what you like.

  163. Conversational Klingon: by mujadaddy · · Score: 1
    You only need to know these few phrases:
    1. Black Tack!
    2. Dark Chalk!
    3. Mock Jock!
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  164. re: does sci-fi have to be about the technology? by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

    Well, sort of. That's what makes it "science fiction" or, as used in the very old days, "scientific fiction". That's why it's not "fantasy". OTOH it doesn't necessarily have to be about immediately plausible technology; it just has to be seriously scientific and rational and plausible about whatever technology it presents.

    Really, though, it's about people interacting with technology, and how the technology affects people and society.

    Two good essays by Larry Niven (award-winning SF author) on the Theory and Practice of Time Travel and Teleportation are instructive. He doesn't believe either will work; but ASSUMING THAT THEY DO, what happens? With teleportation, for example, how does it affect society? What happens with different constraints on the cost? Do you still have transportation hubs if long-distance is more complex than short-distance? Do heavy people have to pay more than light people, leading to discrimination? It's supposed to make you *think*.

  165. Re:Uh, B5 "technobabble"? Hardly... by Moridineas · · Score: 1

    I guess it was a combination of bad acting+bad dialog that really got to me in *some places*. There definitely WAS good acting and good dialog--I thought G'kar and Londo were real highlights.

    Sinclair is an example of a character who made me wince most of the time he talked.

  166. Self-Aware? by Well-Fed+Troll · · Score: 1

    DNA is likewise not self-aware but merely (how did you put it) "essentially the same: they are instructions"
    Using your style of logic it follows that you are not self-aware.

  167. The Oddesy by GWBasic · · Score: 1

    Somewhere in the middle of TNG, Captain Picard makes quite a few references to Homer. Anyway, at that point the legitimacy of their technology became less important to me. I see TNG as an imaginative foray into what lies throughout the galaxy. We all know that Homer's gods didn't exist, yet his works are still considered solid.

  168. Example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mitchell & Webb Live - Science Fiction
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lxpNec3UAg

  169. Re:Uh, B5 "technobabble"? Hardly... by hazydave · · Score: 1

    Absolutely.. B5 should not be lumped into the gross violations of good storytelling that comprise much of the latter-day Star Trek. Of course, most of B5 was planned in advance by JMS, and while they did have guest writers (including one by Neil Gaiman, "Day of the Dead") and occasionally episodes that didn't really advance the story arc, most of the time, things did move forward. Start Trek's "reset button" at the start of every episode, just about anyway (as long as their nearly endless supply of redshirts held out) was fine for the 1960s, but episodic television has moved beyond that, and for the better.

    And one very good thing about B5 -- strangely enough, most characters did not seem to know each and every thing about obscure or even common technology. Just like today. There might be a few experts on board a Starship or a station like B5, but most of the technology would just be used. I think, in the original Star Trek, you had Kirk for that, but I get the impression that every officer in the latter day Treks could, at least when pressed, assemble and disassemble a warp drive, even if it takes Mr. Scott or LaForge to really get it tuned up. Start Trek personnel had an improper relation to the tech behind their tools, and that lead, I suspect, to too many of those deus ex machina solutions.

    I'm surprised no one's mentioned the Star Gate series... particularly in the early days, those guys barely understood how to control their primary chunk of tech... not much idea at all how it actually worked (in fact, pretty much no one did... it was probably made by the Heechee or some-such, they just said "the ancients"). One of the main functions of Col. Jack O'Neill was to make anyone shut up when they started babbling tech... pretty clearly aimed at latter day Trek, I think. Sure, the show had its faults, but not those of the TNG and all.

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    -Dave Haynie
  170. It's a good speech but... by hackiavelli · · Score: 1

    It's taken far too seriously by some fans. The Federation was enforcing its part of the peace treaty and no, the Maquis weren't all a bunch of nice guys.

  171. Re: magic ingred vs Rocheworld tech+humanity by pg--az · · Score: 1

    Robert Forward's "Rocheworld" does the best job I've ever seen at thinking up a plausible scenario for travel to a nearby star, plus a fair attempt to weave a human plot into the timescales involved. Also excellent was Forward's "Dragon's Egg", while other books by him are not nearly so good, specifically the sequels to both of these.