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  1. Shell Game on DHS To Kill Domestic Satellite Spying Program · · Score: 0, Troll

    They are killing the program the public is aware of, but the satellites will continue to operate over the USA. The data will still be collected. The data or analysis of the data will still be forwarded to law enforcement using a mechanism that obscures the origin of the data (info laundering?). There just won't be an official federal program for law suits to target.

  2. Re:Here it is for 5c on NIH Spends $400K To Figure Out Why Men Don't Like Condoms · · Score: 2, Funny

    For a more intense sensation, you might prefer Iron Maiden brand.
    I'm sure you've seen the advertisements: "Iron Maiden, for the really bad boy."

  3. Re:RIAA on ASCAP Wants To Be Paid When Your Phone Rings · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some of us use our phones for - can you believe it - communication

    But at some point you probably sung Happy Birthday to your child over the phone. As an unauthorized public performance that allows the RIAA to sell your children into slavery. This is all covered by the brief filed in their case "RIAA vs. All of Humanity".

  4. Re:Fail? on Minn. Supreme Court Upholds City's Right To Build Own Network · · Score: 2, Informative

    Electricity -- I've never lived in an area where the city controlled it.

    In Austin, TX the city runs the electric service. The residential rate is 3.5 cents per kwh for under 500 kwh, and 7.5 cents per kwh over 500. Providers adjacent to Austin average about 10 cents per kwh. Near Dallas (no city power company) the average is about 15 cents per khw.

    Keep in mind that Austin Electric transfers about 10% of their revenue to the city's general fund. The service is good and the rates are significantly less, even when siphoning off that 10%.

  5. Re:Flawed interpretation of the study on Blu-ray Adoption Soft, More Still Own HD DVD · · Score: 1

    I just wanted to sound fair.

    Ha! Rookie mistake.
    You'll have to do better to earn your troll merit badge.

  6. Re:Mayo Clinic is falling behind on Mayo Clinic Reports Dramatic Outcomes In Prostate Cancer Treatment · · Score: 1

    ...they did it with much more tang.

    One man's tang is another man's taint.

  7. Re:Hmmmm on Mayo Clinic Reports Dramatic Outcomes In Prostate Cancer Treatment · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...the trash we call "food"

    On the plus side, the contents of all those Hot Pockets, Cheetos, and Twinkies will help preserve my cancer ridden corpse for centuries.
    I just hope no joker poses me in an undignified position.

  8. Taxidermist on Disgruntled Son Sells Dad's Ashes On eBay · · Score: 2, Funny

    He should have had dear old dad stuffed, mounted, and fitted with a dart board. Maybe even add a beer tap coming out of the head.

  9. Re:Zombie Steve Jobs has system upgrade on Steve Jobs Had a Liver Transplant Two Months Ago · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Jobs laughed with reporters, before eating their tasty, tasty brains."

    So that's how he stays so thin!
    I'm not sure that's enough for most people to survive on.

  10. Re:From the standpoint of a soldier. on America's Army 3 Has Rough Launch, Development Team Canned · · Score: 2, Funny

    A joke is that another name for Army recruiters is "liar."

    My recruiter drove me to the MEPS on my first day. I had drunk too much the night before and was nauseous, so I chugged some Pepto-Bismol before he picked me up. Close to the end of the drive, it was too much and I spewed huge amounts of pink, alcohol reeking vomit onto the floorboards. There was so much material, it formed a clumpy, steaming pool. There was not enough time for anything other than a pissed off look from the recruiter as I was wisked away for processing.

    Through the boring and crappy assignments of my service, that memory always made me smile.

  11. Re:That's all well and good but what if you get a on The "Doctor Who" Model of Open Source · · Score: 1

    I don't mean to pick on you, but I think you are being overly picky. He meant the first pick of the modern Dr. Who.

  12. Slashdot Account on Montana City Requires Workers' Internet Accounts · · Score: 4, Funny

    User: Anonymous Coward
    Password:FAH-Q

  13. Re:Has it occured to anyone else. . . on Bill Ready To Ban ISP Caps In the US · · Score: 5, Informative

    Gaming of a deregulated energy system by crooked companies like Enron played a major part in those rolling brown-outs.

  14. Re:Government investigating Government? on NSA Email Surveillance Pervasive and Ongoing · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Oh wait, someone is knocking at the door...

    MiB: Pizza man!
    AC: [peers out peephole] Where is the pizza?
    MiB: In our awesome van! Come on out and get it...
    AC: Well, I do like pizza and vans.

  15. Re:When will this end? on The Next Ad You Click May Be a Virus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I feel your pain. The unfolding truth seems to be that they were always there and humanity really sucks for the most part. The internet just makes it easier to tally the grim statistics.

  16. Re:Interesting but... on Virgin-Universal Deal Offers Unlimited Music, Goes After File Sharers · · Score: 1

    "...but can you tell the difference between CD and 256Kbps MP3?"

    Probably not. I guess my main point is that I have been buying at a certain quality for 25 years! Now, in 2009, they may offer (a guess as they have not given details) quality *almost* as good as that. Why not just *erase* that issue with FLAC or equivalent. It would not be just as good then, it would be *better* because you would not need to rip or travel to Best Buy.

    Everything is in place to do this, so why not get the ball rolling by offering a product that has actually improved over the last quarter century?

  17. Re:Interesting but... on Virgin-Universal Deal Offers Unlimited Music, Goes After File Sharers · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "128kbit lossy is more than enough quality, the only kind of people who would need anything more than that would be audiophiles and other people who love placebo effects.

    Wow! If you can't easily tell the difference between a CD and a 128Kbit MP3, you are either listening through cheap ear buds or are hearing impaired. That is not "Monster Cable" audiophile or a placebo effect. The artifacts on a 128Kbit MP3 are obvious and annoying, 160Kbit AAC is very listenable for mobile players, but CD quality is the *baseline* for purchased music, at least for me.

    Unfortunately, audiophile has become a loaded term meaning people who buy goofy stuff for high prices that makes little or no difference. I don't think preferring CD quality over a 128Kbit MP3 qualifies as that.

  18. Interesting but... on Virgin-Universal Deal Offers Unlimited Music, Goes After File Sharers · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What format for the download? 128Kbit lossy compression? I could not find any mention of that. For it to really work out, I would want at least CD quality lossless compression.

  19. Re:In Santa Fe NM you pay extra for a gravel road on Broke Counties Turn Failing Roads To Gravel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "The New Mexico state capital has more Californians, Texans, and East Coast turquoise fetishists living there than actual New Mexicans."

    Chuckle. I see this sentiment every place with population growth. Colorado complains about people from California and Texas. Texas complains about people from California and the East coast. Kazakhs complaining about Uzbeks, Etc. It's always "those strange people" moving in and changing things.

    I expect Michigan would be happy to have that kind of problem now.

  20. Re:I can't wait on Real Nanotechnology Getting Closer, Says Drexler · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bring it on, Mr. Ellison!

    You're asking for Larry's grey goo?
    Ewww... -1 Inappropriate

  21. Nanoleash on Real Nanotechnology Getting Closer, Says Drexler · · Score: 2

    "Mites, like viruses, can infect or inoculate people."

    At birth you will be infected with government approved nanomites to help regulate your body. I'm betting there will be a built in kill switch in case you become disruptive to the common good.

  22. Progress on DTV Transition Mostly Smooth, Windows Media Center Problems · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now everyone will experience beautiful, high resolution broadcast video of quality programming.

    Ha, ha! Just kidding, I made that second part up.

  23. Re:Much Faster Floppy Drive for the C64 on A Twitter Client For the Commodore 64 · · Score: 2, Informative

    1541 used a 300 baud serial interface to the pc itself.

    That did not sound right. According to Wikipedia, it used a proprietary serial version of IEEE-488. "Without hardware modifications, some "fast loader" utilities managed to achieve speeds of up to 4 kB/s."

  24. Re:Twitter isn't exactly an intensive application on A Twitter Client For the Commodore 64 · · Score: 3, Funny

    What sort of caveman could possible have a use for it?

    Og tweet about playing Ultima III:
    Og swallowed by whirlpool.
    Og now mad and smash phone.

  25. Re:The word 'Geek' is gender neutral on Linux To Be First OS To Support USB 3.0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about geek with pendulous tits?
    That is still gender neutral.