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  1. Re:Illegal? on Elite Creator On Attracting Mainstream Gamers · · Score: 1

    trading didn't bring much income anyway.
    Bollocks. I used to to make shitloads trading slaves and narcotics.

  2. Re:TopCoder competitions low on quality on Google Code Jam 2003 Announced · · Score: 1

    the way to win a TopCoder competition is to not only be analytical enough to figure out the solution but also to [be] able to type quickly and accurately as well as to take shortcuts like using short variable names.

    Well, why not? You make it sound like a problem to be able to type well!
    I think you should get paid less if you can't type properly.

  3. Re:Cool... on College Freshman Builds Fusion Reactor · · Score: 1

    The ability of an American college freshman

    We should not be amazed at peoples' ability simply because they are Americans.

  4. Re:I can just see it all now on Digital Ink On Billboards · · Score: 1

    At least it'll give hacker groups the ability to show their views to the world.
    This isn't the first computer controlled advertising display. E.g. McD's and Coke ads in Piccadilly Circus, London.

  5. Re:The logic behind strict start times on Are You On Time To Work? · · Score: 1

    B: Do we pay them from 0700?
    A: No. We pay them from 0730.
    B: We suck.
    A: Correct!
    B: Why don't we treat them with respect?
    A: Because we don't understand respect having never been afforded any ourselves.
    B: Pass the KY, bitch.
    A: Here you go. Do these pants make my ass look big?
    B: Can't you just shut up for a change?

  6. Echolocation for Humans? on Echolocation for Humans · · Score: 1

    Sure! I used to use it all the time but now I have Slashdot for finding virgins.

    Vlad T. Impaler
    Count of Dracula.

  7. Re:O_o on Beatles Bite Apple · · Score: 2, Informative

    IIRC, they named a development system/OS or something 'Sagan' and he objected, so they renamed it 'BHA' which they would never spell out, though everyone knew it really meant 'Butt Head Astronomer'.

  8. Re:Duh... on No Americans Need Apply · · Score: 1

    At least you get to smoke as much dope as you like and your nation is one of the more sexually liberated on the planet with a high quantity of beautiful blonde ladies willing to do nasty things for free.

    *duck*

    Seriously though, as a UK citizen I am actually excluded from entering the US green card lottery (not that I would anyway). Anyone know why?

  9. Re:Did anyone see the artnum? on Unreasonable Limit on Open Firmware Passwords · · Score: 1

    MS Access 2 had a similar problem with the space character.

    Somehow, I wish I didn't know that.

  10. Your Worst Nightmares are True on Electronic Voting: Your Worst Nightmares are True · · Score: 1

    No kidding?

  11. Re:It's a convertible? on Amphibious Car Beats Urban Congestion · · Score: 1

    Fantastic! ...for six months and then you'll be queueing to get on the slipway.

  12. Re:One of the biggest failures of programmers on Touch Typing for a Developer? · · Score: 1

    Being able to type faster than you can think is not a Good Thing when programming

    I disagree. I am typing this whilst looking directly at the screen. I can see and correct errors as I make them, so I don't need to read everything through when I've finished and correct the mistakes.
    When I watch someone else typing and they are looking at the keyboard, it is painful to behold.

    On the other hand, when copying text from notes or a listing, I can keep my eyes on the source material.

    Not-touch-typing is not hunt-and-peck
    Agreed. This was hyperbolic (or litotic - wtf?).

    It's not the speed at which you produce code that counts but the quality of the code
    In fact, its the speed and the quality that count.

    Let me just say that I would strongly recommend touch typing to anyone. I'm sure you'll feel that you've become more efficient and you'll enjoy the whole typing thing a lot more.

  13. One of the biggest failures of programmers on Touch Typing for a Developer? · · Score: 1

    In my opinion, anyone working in the IT industry and especially programmers should be able to reach a minimum standard of typing (say 70 wpm).

    When you're getting paid the big bucks and you're still doing hunt-and-peck, you're not worth the money.

    To answer the question, though, try 'TyperShark' from PopCap games. It's good fun.

  14. That's easy... on What's Always Next? · · Score: 1

    A fanny magnet.

  15. Re:Improbable to start with on Facial Recognition Fails in Boston, Too · · Score: 1

    voice recognition which is, comparatively, much easier to do

    IANAAIP (IANA AI Programmer) but...

    I would have thought it would be harder to distinguish between different voices because they are usually more similar than different faces.

  16. Re:Wrong again! on The Unstoppable Shift of IT Jobs Overseas · · Score: 1

    Hardware support is not going anywhere, but a large number of other jobs are.
    The result of this will be that a load of out of work programmers and software support engineers suddenly hit the job market - hardware support included. Applications for the remaining jobs will therefore go up and wages will go down.

    My advice to anyone in the IT industry in the west is to diversify as soon and as widely as you can - preferably out of IT. Being a postman would be quite enjoyable during the summer, for instance.

  17. Re:Venomous Lizards? Not likely. on Lizard Spit Helps Control Blood Sugar · · Score: 1

    That's right. Apparrently it is in the genetic interest of Komodo dragons as a species to increase the number of dead or dying prey animals in the environment whether or not the original predating individual benefits directly.

    If you are a creationist, please ignore this post as komodo dragons, being large lizards, don't have to exist for you.

  18. Re:UK road stats on UK to Put Monitors in Every Car? · · Score: 1

    it's even arguable that the whole rail system be shut down with the main and branch lines turned into roads.

    Alan Partridge is the bloke who comes on after Top Gear.

  19. Nothing unusual on UK to Put Monitors in Every Car? · · Score: 1

    I find it interesting that the pro-government newspaper (this is a tabloid rag) should be so anti regarding the idea

    It's nothing but rabble rousing. Just what the currant bun loves a bit of - especially when the mercury's on the high side.

    I find it interesting that the government is considering abolishing the license fee.

  20. Re:black on black cover? on Blackout Week Continues · · Score: 1

    Gloss on matt, iirc.

  21. Taco will learn the basics of English grammar? on Linux will have 20% desktop market share by 2008? · · Score: 1

    The question mark can be useful for changing a statement into a question, but a little polish can be added by adjusting the word order as well.

    For instance;
    "Linux will have...?" becomes
    "Will Linux have...?"

    So much better.

  22. Re:Guinness on Five-second Pints · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So I have to assum eit is a good draw at higher speeds

    I, on the other hand, assume that the British Beer and Pub Association think that if they can pour more pints more quickly then their members will turn a greater profit (by employing less bar staff or serving more customers, for instance).

  23. Humanitarian Aid on Video Game Addiction Saves Lives · · Score: 4, Funny

    So this guy loses his home and all his posessions and...

    The video game company - Mystic Entertainment of Fairfax, Va. - sent Machado seven T-shirts and a few hats after hearing about his family's misfortune.

    Gee, thanks! So now they have no home, no posessions and they all look like assholes!

  24. This is nothing. on Cloning Yields Human-Rabbit Hybrid Embryo · · Score: 1

    You've been able to get something called 'Chinese boneless rabbit' (i.e. boneress labbit) in the UK for ages

  25. Re:mechanic? on Online Game Design Theory Questioned · · Score: 1

    How troo, how trew.