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Are You On Time To Work?

gravitie asks: "I'm a developer in my local area. I'm on what is supposed to be 'flex time', so I can work the hours that my boss and I see fit for me to fullfil the number of hours I'm required to get a week. Besides this I must clock in at 7:30 AM every day I am at work. If I clock in at 7:31 I am late, no questions asked. If I am late 3 times in one quarter I get a verbal warning. Next time I get a written warning, then it just goes down hill from there (docked pay, etc..). Is this standard in todays business world? Should 1 minute late really be considered 'late'?"

328 comments

  1. Why a fixed time to come in for work? by adc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you have flex hours, why do you have to clock in at 7:30 AM?

    1. Re:Why a fixed time to come in for work? by KDan · · Score: 2, Funny

      More important crucial question:

      are you working in some sort of slave labor camp?

      No, this is not normal. Get away from that company as fast as you can. Soon they'll be requiring you to ask the line manager for toilet breaks.

      Daniel

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    2. Re:Why a fixed time to come in for work? by Prior+Restraint · · Score: 3, Funny

      Soon they'll be requiring you to ask the line manager for toilet breaks.

      Now, now. The line manager is a very busy man, and doesn't have time to field your every request. So long as you catch his eye as you clock out to go to the toilet, you'll be fine.

    3. Re:Why a fixed time to come in for work? by clifyt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      More importantly, why does a professional have to 'Clock In'.

      I had a near mini-riot about this at my day job. We are told we are professionals, we are asked to do jobs that OBVIOUSLY require work outside of our normal working hours. We are asked to do management (project and staff supervision) that is outside of the bounds of an hourly worker.

      My boss relented in that he said we could WRITE ourselves in...but we'd have to give the administrative assistant the in / out sheet every day and that it would be best that she kept it and we should just go to her desk when we needed to...ok, the mechanical part was out of the equation, but it was still baby sitting.

      A few weeks of using our sick time liberally and letting everyone know that when we were on breaks and off work that we were NOT to be contacted or bothered and the situation changed.

      Heh! I think the breaking point was that I run the technical operations for a large testing operation (student testing...that sort of stuff) and EVERYTHING is online. The networks went down one Saturday and honestly there was nothing I could do about it anyways because it was a central campus thing...but when I was called to do something about it, I let them know I wasn't busy, but I had no inclination of driving a mile and holding folks hands and that Monday was soon enough and that if I had any other calls, I was going to bill it as if it were one of my clients I contract with at night for support (though thats generally another field as noted by my URL above...and I charge FAR more than the going rate for general technical duties due to the specialization I have in that area).

      My boss is cool and he's one of the better ones I've had, but his hands are tied by Human Resources...but he found out quickly that you simply can't expect folks to be strapped down to rules that don't really apply to your particular situation (but make sense when you are looking at 30k of employees as a whole) but then expect everyone to contribute when its in your best effort.

      Honestly, I think when we were treated as pros in our field, we all worked between 45 - 60 hours a week depending on the workflow. When we were treated like children, the 40 hours (and honestly probably a lot less) was all we put in...

      Again, no offense to my boss (heh! He sometimes reads this stuff)...he was trying to follow the rules, but the rules need to be flexible for specific situation.

    4. Re:Why a fixed time to come in for work? by nocomment · · Score: 4, Informative

      Find a new job, that is ludicrous. "flex time" my ass. You are getting raked buddy. If they require work outside normal hours, and that you "clock in" at a certain time, all they've done is renamed "mandatory overtime", and you don't get paid for it.

      At my job, my boss tells people that "he's usually in between 8 an 8:30". I try to be in by 8, but my boss knows I'm scheduled to leave at 4:30, but it's more like 5:30 (or later, sometimes much much later) everyday. They are really leniant about that because "it all works out in the end" so he [my boss] likes to say. Of course he says that because I work more hours than I'm paid for, but that comes with the territory. I'm willing to trade that off to be treated like a proffessional, and not like I work at McDonalds.

      Now back to you, you are getting screwed.

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    5. Re:Why a fixed time to come in for work? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      If you have flex hours, why do you have to clock in at 7:30 AM?

      Good point. I would caution the initial inquirer that their job may be on the line, especially if this is not company-wide policy. I know someone who was a great asset but who disagreed with management one too many times on something small (choose your battles, people!), and was put on a rigidly-enforced 9 am to 6 pm work day. The individual was used to flex time, that being "be in by noon and get your work done" and could not understand why he was being singled out for this treatment.

      He was fired shortly thereafter, and the employer had a "legal" defense, that being the employee didn't "follow the rules."

      Rules are rules, and the employer is constantly covering their ass to keep them from being judged against. Keep that in mind when you try to determine why things are the way they are.

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    6. Re:Why a fixed time to come in for work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Amen! We used to have a fair amount of flexibility where I work, a small (30ish) person programming shop.

      But some people who directly service the customers have rigid hours. And then, this one manager would sometimes go MIA for hours at a time - often back to home. They eventually canned him. Also, we had a weak financial year.

      The support people weren't happy seeing others "come and go whenever" and I think they had a tough legal basis for firing the manager, since working hours weren't exactly in print. So, they let us all know that we were to work 8-to-5.

      The problem was that most of us were actually putting in 9-10 hour days (salaried) because we felt good about our work. When we were all told "here are your hours", everyone realized that we were just "employees" and not a part of something bigger. Bingo: everyone started putting in 8-to-5 and they lost easily 10% of their man-hours.

      People still stick around late to get stuff done sometimes, in part because the immediate manager is cool, but the policy itself cost them much more in morale, productivity, and hours than they gained.

    7. Re:Why a fixed time to come in for work? by clifyt · · Score: 1

      You know the fact that some folks HAVE to have fixed hours and others don't is something people just have to come to accept.

      For instance, support personnel -- like HelpDesk Jockies -- thats a fixed hourly position no matter how you look at it. Folks like secretaries that are there to be available when their staff needs them...thats a fixed time.

      Other positions need the flexibility. Folks look at this as a classist type of decision. In a sense, it kinda is. Life sucks sometimes. I have folks all the time complaining about this at work in why can *I* leave when I want and others can't. Honestly, some of those people hold positions equal in rank to mine, but because of their duties can't do this -- so its not entirely classist.

      Hmm...its 4:30 now...I need to get home before the rush hour traffic -- I can get home at least 3 minutes earlier if I don't have to sit in the 'rush' when all the pleebs leave :-)

    8. Re:Why a fixed time to come in for work? by Brandybuck · · Score: 5, Funny

      At my job, my boss tells people that "he's usually in between 8 an 8:30". I try to be in by 8

      I've got flex time. My boss comes in at 8:00. I come in at 10:00. No problem. My boss leaves at 5:00, I leave at 5:01. No problem...

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    9. Re:Why a fixed time to come in for work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When we were treated like children, the 40 hours (and honestly probably a lot less) was all we put in...

      Unless you're an exempt employee working for the Pennsylvania State University; then you better work the minimum 40 hours that's documented in HR34
      (b) Exempt staff: ... keeping in mind that forty (40) hours a week is a minimum requirement ...
    10. Re:Why a fixed time to come in for work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      u got a 5 digit ID but u say 'folks'? the word is it's PPL, dude, PPL!

    11. Re:Why a fixed time to come in for work? by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the 1/2-hour "smoke" break every 1.5 hours, the 2 hour lunch, and the automatic billing for 8 hrs

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  2. Don't be late by D.A.+Zollinger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Are you late even at 7:31? One minute past? YES! Your employers set up the rules, as a good employee you should respect an abide by those rules. To be honest, it should never be an issue. You should make an effort to arrive at 7:00. That will give you plenty of time to deal with any unforeseen traffic conditions in your drive in to work, issues with weather, car problems, breakfast, etc. As well, if you are consistently early for work, your employers will take note, and will be impressed by your attitude and willingness to get started with your work! Those are the kinds of things which give you good reviews and get you better raises and help with promotions. You should never be late. You should strive to make sure that it will never be an issue.

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    1. Re:Don't be late by BrokenHalo · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Your employers set up the rules, as a good employee you should respect an abide by those rules.

      Sure, if you're a Nazi or like working at a boot camp. In the real world, the majority of well-run places I've worked at are flexible enough so long as you get your work done and don't take things to extremes like 3-hour lunches... The responsibility is also there that nobody should feel like you're dumping your workload onto your colleagues.

      A boss who's into kicking heads will not get as much value from his staff as one who rides with a looser rein.

    2. Re:Don't be late by shaka999 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So what company do you work for? I need to know where not to apply.

      This isn't the 1950's anymore. Most companies I know of allow engineers and programmers to work on real flextime. Its much harder to manage employees in this mode but it is also easier to keep happy employees. What matters is that the work is getting done, not when its getting done. For that matter it shouldn't matter how many hours your spending if your performing at or above average. The hours one is a bit of a two edged sword though.

      I know at my company many of the top engineers (in title and performance) work at home a day or two a week.

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    3. Re:Don't be late by KDan · · Score: 1

      Yes, and requiring people to arrive not even one minute late when they routinely work unpaid overtime is great company policy to improve employee morale, productivity and general performance.

      Having that sort of requirement seems to imply that your company considers its employees to be little more than robots. That's fine if you work at the local McDonald's, but for an IT firm that's unforgiveable.

      Daniel

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    4. Re:Don't be late by eXtro · · Score: 1

      Are you late even at 7:31? One minute past? YES! Your employers set up the rules, as a good employee you should respect an abide by those rules.

      Yes, you are late if you arrive at 7:31 instead of 7:30. In some cases this may be a real problem, i.e., if you're in a situation where there has to a person covering a help desk or phone. In most cases it isn't an issue however. If management is going to be this facist about being a minute late then they had better expect that I will be equally consciencious about their side of the contract when they expect me to work extra hours (possibly for free if you're salaried) because they were incapable of creating a realistic schedule for a project.


      Fortunately I don't work at a company like that. I usually arrive at work at about 6:30 am, most other people come in at around 9:00 and some as late as 10. Occasionaly I need to modify my schedule to allow for a meeting to take place and I don't have a problem with that. If they were to start moaning about the hour I come in at I would gladly move my start time. I would also push back and just do an 8 and skate. If management gets facist on me I'll pretend I'm a unionized employer and only do what's required by my contract or that which I see has a high probability of getting pay increases or bonuses.

    5. Re:Don't be late by eXtro · · Score: 1

      Hrm, I typoed fascist twice :(

    6. Re:Don't be late by Bastian · · Score: 1

      Agreed that it's the employee's responsibility to abide by these rules.

      But still, that's some !%!@$! bad business to start taking action against employees who are one minute late a few times in a quarter. I know employers want their employees to be on time, but this is because of a deeper want to have their employees be productive. An employee who starts their day with a big panic because they hit some bad traffic and are going to come realllly close to the magic 7:30 is /not/ going to be in top form that day.

    7. Re:Don't be late by Associate · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well Flaimbait, I've worked for assholes like this before. They're usually the neurotic type that have cat's instead of kids. (No offense cat people.) But here, in the real world, people have lives. Lives that involve other people know as 'family.' Some people even consider this 'family' to be more important than their 'job.' So the next time you decide to call and leave 13 messages on the answering machine Mr. Lumbergh, telling us that work starts at 7:30, remember, we just don't care. I could continue mocking you, but you probably think too much of yourself already.

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    8. Re:Don't be late by stevew · · Score: 1

      That is a good theory - but then the guy isn't on anything that you would call Flextime. Flextime means that you can shift your hours. You'll need to put in 8 minimum, but you should be able to set you worktime within limits.

      For instance - we don't know that 7:30 isn't the time he agreed to under these terms. I do believe that a professional organization doesn't need a time keeper. Yet if the organization has a union involved some where you can bet that someone grieved against the professional bunch and they too get to punch a clock. Just the way it works (which sucks..)

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    9. Re:Don't be late by sid+crimson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm a hard worker... and I consider myself a professional and courteous employee. I was once told to arrive 15 minutes before I was to clock in.

      When I refused (that is, when I didn't show up 15 minutes early, but rather right on time), I was written up.

      I was written up 5 times, the sixth time mean termination. This all went down within one pay period.

      I was let go. And I was happy about it.

      You see, when I asked the boss for a reference, he gave me a glowing reference simply to keep me from squealing. I kept good notes, a copy of the employee handbook, and each of my writeups. I had his balls in my fist, and I wasn't afraid to squeeze.

      He knew I could cause lots of trouble for requiring me to show up early and unpaid.

      I now work at a great job where my boss doesn't feel the need to keep tabs on me. We have a good working relationship that has led to my asking "how high" when he says "jump" on the occasions he needs something special done. Otherwise, he leaves me alone.

      -sid

    10. Re:Don't be late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, if you're a Nazi

      FWEET! Godwin violation. Fifteen yards, offense has the ball.

      A boss who's into kicking heads

      If you think that a requirement that you actually be at work on time is "kicking heads," you've got a lot to learn about the real world, junior.

    11. Re:Don't be late by mugnyte · · Score: 1

      7AM, sure. True enough, then when 5PM hits the mark - BAM - you should be outta there. Lunches are yours, no interruptions. Nobody is given both "flex" time and "clocking in/out" - they are mutually exclusive. Frankly, you should let them fire you for this and take them to court.

    12. Re:Don't be late by Chester+K · · Score: 1

      A boss who's into kicking heads will not get as much value from his staff as one who rides with a looser rein.

      That depends on the people. Intelligent workers usually do better under a more laissez-faire manager and set of policies; but they need to be self-disciplined. Otherwise, more rigid structure is what they need.

      Upper management decreeing strict policies is a good way to strangle a business -- the decision on how to lead should be made close to the employees that are affected by it, and be made by someone who knows what will best help his or her people.

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    13. Re:Don't be late by MCZapf · · Score: 1
      That's good advice for life in general. But, in this specific situation, if this guy is considered "late" after one minute and repremanded for it, then my opinion is that he should be similarly lauded and rewarded for being one minute early. Otherwise, the policy is needlessly harsh, I think.

      Now, if there's a meeting or something every morning at 7:30, then it's a different story. It's important to be on time for appointments, but just to start work at your desk, why should they care?

    14. Re:Don't be late by fendel · · Score: 1

      An employee who starts their day with a big panic because they hit some bad traffic and are going to come realllly close to the magic 7:30 is /not/ going to be in top form that day.

      Nice point. I used to be in a situation where if I was two or three minutes late, the secretary would give me the evil eye on the way in, and if I was five minutes late, she'd make a snide comment. If I hit some traffic or was late getting out the door in the morning, by the time I arrived I was already in a foul mood because I knew I'd be facing Joan the Enforcer. The distracting bad mood would fade by late morning, if I was lucky...

    15. Re:Don't be late by cloak42 · · Score: 1

      they routinely work unpaid overtime

      FLSA dictates that unpaid overtime is illegal. Unless they're exempt employees, they should be billing for that time.

      There are always unforeseen circumstances that happen on the way to work. Just today, for example, I saw a woman on the side of the road whose car was on fire, or smoking, or something. I would have stopped, but two things occurred to me: (1) I was far enough away that backing up in the left breakdown lane scared the bejeezus out of me, and (2) I didn't want to be late for work.

      Ironic, isn't it? My boss most certainly would have understood, especially because I was here until 12:15 last night working on a server. But I was actually worried about it.

      I understand that being on time is an important asset, and I'm not saying that it's okay to just waltz into the building whenever you want. But if you're five minutes late because there was an accident on the highway, or you blew a flat tire, there's no reason they should be upset. And ESPECIALLY not if you were only one minute late. How many clocks in a company do you know are synchronized anyway? Who's to say that their clock isn't fast?

    16. Re:Don't be late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My employer didn't notice that I considered starting time anywhere between 0730 and 1000 for three years. When he did he said it wasn't a problem with performance it was a matter of "perception." I immediately talked to my entire network of former colleagues to see if they had any employment situations cooking. The most promising responded that he had several things but I would have to work with the firm's morning Nazi. I responded: "That's okay. We've worked together well before. And you are paying enough to get perception."

    17. Re:Don't be late by aphor · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Don't be a GUMP. DO NOT WORK FOR FREE. It's a JOB not a HOBBY.

      If you kiss enough ass, they'll give you a low-level management position which means signing responsibility with no authority or budget. All you get is the promise of middle management if you can continue to kiss your way up the hierarchy. Now you are responsible for the work that other people do, and there is so much that THEY can't do it all so YOU can't do it by yourself either. If you try to climb the corporate ladder, you will always have someone else's ass in your face: you will always be someone else's bitch. You will be OWNED like the tool that you are.

      You will have no control over who you manage, but you will be ENTIRELY reliant on your direct reports. Their failure will be your failure, and you will have no way to influence them except to be an asshole because you will not have discretion over enough company resources to get results the nice way. You must achieve control, or you're going to recieve the sum of your staff's bad reviews. Being the new guy you will prolly get the scrub staff that nobody else wants. You'll have to kiss their asses too sometimes.

      As for this:

      As well, if you are consistently early for work, your employers will take note, and will be impressed by your attitude and willingness to get started with your work!
      Are you autistic? Do you understand the words that you are saying? Are you reciting the employee manual verbatim? Do you realize that if anyone hears you say this crap outside the scope of an HR job you will be branded a fool and laughed at behind your back? People will like you at work if they HAVE TO because they get ADDICTED to the services you provide. You are the pusher and your boss is the junkie. Repeat that. Deliver. Repeat...

      Being CONSCIENTIOUSLY late to work is TIME MANAGEMENT. Actually: you're on time if you accomplish what you promised to the people who are asking for your effort. As an employee, you must DRAW THE LINE to balance the priorities between your personal life and your job. If you fail to do this you are a WAGE SLAVE. You must not allow your job to expect too much for you to keep your personal life on track. YOU must manage the expectations. YOU must set the goals that YOU can deliver.

      Familiarize yourself with the FLSA (if you live in the US), and avail yourself of your rights. Know that the overtime exemption for computer workers does not apply to jobs where you have no DISCRETIONARY POWERS. Usually DISCRETIONARY POWERS are interpereted that they necessarily include the discretion to come and go as you deem necessary in order to fulfil your professional responsibilities. If you do not have DISCRETIONARY POWERS to decide how to fulfil those responsibilities, then you are NOT EXEMPT FROM OVERTIME.

      Get a Lawyer. Work your 50 hours. Record them carefully in a little book, and get someone on the level to initial the enties. Send your payroll department a notice of the unpayed wages. If you can't get results without involving the lawyer charge them a late fee to cover legal costs incurred in collecting what you were legally owed anyway.

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    18. Re:Don't be late by pyrrho · · Score: 1

      by a minute? Of course, it depends on his job... maybe he's the guy that runs the shuttle launch countdown.

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    19. Re:Don't be late by u-238 · · Score: 0

      Why is thoroughness and professionalism always tied in with Nazis?

    20. Re:Don't be late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice attitude. Who signs your paycheck again?

      If I had a choice between hiring you or the one to whom you replied, I choose him in a heartbeat. There are plenty of people looking for work right now.

      Weeding out people with your attitude is a good way to cut costs.

    21. Re:Don't be late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Frankly, you should let them fire you for this and take them to court.

      Ah, spoken like a true American. Why not offer the equally productive advice of him taking his semi-automatic down from his gun rack and shooting up his former workplace as well?
      No WONDER all the fucking IT jobs are going to India. Fucking overpaid, whiny, fat, lazy, stupid Americans.

    22. Re:Don't be late by ottawanker · · Score: 1

      7AM, sure. True enough, then when 5PM hits the mark - BAM - you should be outta there.

      Don't you mean 3PM? Or is it normal to work crazy 10 hour shifts these days?

    23. Re:Don't be late by jpmoney · · Score: 1

      Just do what I'm doing - relocate to France from the US for a few months.

      I get 2 hour lunches every day because that is how the society works. A 35 hour work week is so odd once you're used to US systems where you're there 40 at least (and we all know admins are there more).

      Of course there is no rush to get anything done by anyone over here...hence them sending me over here to crack the whip and actually get things completed.

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    24. Re:Don't be late by DEBEDb · · Score: 1

      Your employers set up the rules, as a good employee you should respect an abide by those rules.

      You maybe should abide by them, if you want
      to keep your job, seeing how there are many
      silly rules in the world anyway, but respect is too much to ask. It's
      not in the contract, my friend.

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    25. Re:Don't be late by stephenbooth · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's cos I'm English but, I think that should clearly be modded funny due to the wonderful irony it contains. Maybe it's true that yanks just don't understand irony? How could anyone possibly believe that anyone would actually believe any of that? Even managers don't actually believe it, they just pretend to cos it's easier than motivating the workers.

      Keep up the irony! One day it will get through.

      Stephen

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    26. Re:Don't be late by akadruid · · Score: 1

      This struggling programmer would like to bet that everyone on a soap box here didn't have to fight tooth and nail to land their job. For many coders out there, rigid 8-6 rules are a hell of a lot better than sitting on a Tesco's checkout. It's a tough life, so put up or shut up. The days when you could tell your boss where to stick their job and walk into another are over.
      I'm damn grateful to be coding for a living. When my boss says 'jump', I say 'what project code should i booking this to...'
      Also, your theory opens the way for more middle management. These days the only people who hold onto their jobs are the PHBs who make the remaining coders lives hell to boost their own chances.
      Sorry to be cynical, but for us young coders, we missed all the money from the dot-coms and now we suffer from the 'laissez-faire' attitude of the older coders.
      I spent the dot-bomb hacking code at a local software house, pulling experience over money, and now I suffer for it, as the unskilled but lucky PHBs sit around discussing their investments, their yachts and how they 'don't need to work but enjoy it'...

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    27. Re:Don't be late by Sanction · · Score: 1

      So, to avoid offending some twit with a one minute rule, one should strive to get there 30 minutes early? In other words, you are proposing that each person give their employer 125 hours of free time each year (assuming 2 weeks of holidays)? That amounts to just over _three 40 hour work weeks_ each year, for no additional pay. You're off your rocker!

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    28. Re:Don't be late by fshalor · · Score: 1

      Couple this with a horrendous parking situation. I work in the basement of the physics building next to a dorm, and all the sciece/math classrooms on campus. I usually have a 15-20 minute walk to look foward to each day. If I find a spot. Total opertunaty cost in time approaches 40 mintes to get to work. And I'm usually pissed when I get there due to all the freshmen and their SUV's. If I had a motorcycle, or could park right next to the building and there was no student traffic of people cutting through campus to find parking (where there isn't any), I can be there in less than 10 minutes.

      Add to this the fact that the equations for this time analysis vary wildly through the day, and I have to go in at many different times through the week. Add to it that some parking lots are closed randomly from wednesday to thursday if there's a football game in the weekend. Add to this the other sprots events. And it florida...

      Hence, I'm sitting at home on my laptop waiting for some backup ISO's to finish so I can burn them to the dvd-r I left in the drive when I was there yesturday... And people will be mad at me since I'm not "there" to help out. It doesn't look like I'm working.

      It's these other things which are the problem. They don't fit into HR's calculations, since they are entirely external. I point you to "Chronopolis" J. G. Ballard... on clocks:
      "Isn't it obvious [why clocks are against the law]? You can time him, know exactly how long it takes him to do something."
      "Well?"
      "Then you can make him do it faster."

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    29. Re:Don't be late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit, somebody actually used the word "looser" correctly! First time, EVAR!!

    30. Re:Don't be late by Sloshed_dot · · Score: 1

      'Hence, I'm sitting at home on my laptop'...Fortunately we can do all the important things from home nowadays, like posting to /. and replying ;)

      I visited FSU once and let me confirm that it is no joke about the parking situation in Florida Universities! Once I was so desperate I drove over a lawn :) and then got busted by the 'FSU cops' :(

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    31. Re:Don't be late by fshalor · · Score: 1

      My very first day on campus I went to pick up a parking decal. It was the "null" week where you can park in any legle spot w/o decal.

      It took 15 minutes to get the decal and get back to my "legally" parked car and find a ticket on it. There was a white line to the left of the car, a white line in front of it, and a blacked out line to the right. And a row of about 6 more cars past mine to the right all parked between blacked out lines, they nailed evey one of them. I lost the petition.

      Now, I also caryr a chain in my car just in case the PD's decide to lock the lots early with my car in one of them. I know it's just a matter of time. :)

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    32. Re:Don't be late by Sloshed_dot · · Score: 1

      They are really priceless!!

      During my short guest-play I also managed to park beside a RED line for 5 minutes...a' 600 bucks ...
      But I managed to flee the country before they nailed me, he he heee

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  3. Erm, try reading your contract. by IainHere · · Score: 4, Informative

    I have true flexitime, and no-one bats an eyelid if I turn up at 10am, or leave at 3:30pm. It says that we operate a flexitime policy in my contract, so that's fine.

    Your contract tells you your conditions of work. If you don't like having to be there at 7:30, read your contract. If they're the rules, and you still don't like it, you're free to get another job. Obviously, most people don't work in places where being a minute late a half dozen times can get them sacked, but perhaps you do. If it troubles you, stop whinging and do something about it.

    1. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by nathanh · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Your contract tells you your conditions of work. If you don't like having to be there at 7:30, read your contract. If they're the rules, and you still don't like it, you're free to get another job.

      No. Things don't work like that. I know there is this popular myth that contracts can transcend law, but the law always trumps. Imagine if a contract said "in this job you will be sexually harrassed and you can't complain about it". Not legal. Any contract that violates the law isn't binding.

      In the scenario described, if he is 1 minute late 3 times in a month, his pay is docked. Pay docked for 3 minutes of tardiness per month? I'm sure there's a labour law that specifies a limit on penalties for tardiness. The contract cannot impose penalties higher than those limits.

      Now for the rant. I'm really pissed off with cunts like you whose answer for everything is: "if you don't like it, leave". That's not a fucking answer. You're exactly like the braindead fucks who pretend that the way to fix a country is to get rid of all the dissenters. Fuck you.

    2. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by IainHere · · Score: 1

      I know that the law always trumps. But laws change from country to country, I'm in the UK, you might be in Australia from the URL, maybe not. And laws change from state to state in the USA.

      I'm absolutely certain that if my employer wanted me to be in at exactly 7:30 each day, and having agreed to do that, I fail to turn up on time, my employer is entitled to sack me. Morally as well as legally. I'm also certain that I would leave the job, because I left my last job for a similar reason (always being expected to work too many (>90p/w) hours, when it was clear that the timescales agreed were unworkable), after having raised the issue and tried to resolve it.

      On the other hand, *this very morning* I had a meeting with my manager to say that the work I'm doing wasn't what I wanted to do. He was fine with that, and I'll be doing something else soon. I didn't quit my job, but I would have had to if it started to make my life worse.

      You're exactly like the braindead fucks who pretend that the way to fix a country is to get rid of all the dissenters

      That's just like, your opinion, man.

    3. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I'm really pissed off with cunts like you whose answer for everything is: "if you don't like it, leave". That's not a fucking answer.

      True, but in this case, it may be a valid solution to the problem. Sure, it would be best to talk to people and explain that its a stupid system, and try to work out a way around it, but Personally, in that situation, if talking failed, I'd be checking the job market.

    4. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuckin' Fascist!

    5. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by glivings · · Score: 1

      That rug really pulled the room together man.

      Fucking nihilists.

    6. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by michaela · · Score: 0, Troll

      On the contrary, it is an answer. It's just an answer you don't like.

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    7. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by override11 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Ya know, resorting to a law to make an excuse is frikin sad. If you dont like getting docked, COME IN FRIKIN EARLY! 15 minutes of your day is not that hard to come up with, and you will never have that late problem again.

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    8. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by Samus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you get your pay docked for coming in late shouldn't you get extra pay for coming in early? I doubt this guy asking the question gets extra pay for clocking in at 7:29. I bet he doesn't even get verbal praise for doing it more than 3 times in a quarter. There lies an inequity. His company wants to have its cake and eat it too. Its my experience that if you want to be a good manager you try to operate fairly. If you have to give people more work then you should try to make it so that they don't have to do something else.

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    9. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree: law overrides contracts, so no one can make you sign an employment contract whose terms are illegal. Before you sign the contract for a job, you should read it. If it specifies any conditions (such as this one) which you consider unfair, or which you believe may even be illegal (according to the labour laws of whatever country you are in) you should try to negotiate those terms with your future employer. The worst your employer can do is refuse to change the terms. Im not sure if they can withdraw the offer of employment simply because you tried to negotiate the terms (I guess this depends on the country you are in). I am not sure what the course of action is if you believe the terms are illegal. You could report them to the authorities, but them Im guessing you wont be hired for the job.

    10. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Getting rid of all the dissenters may not be a way to fix a country, but getting rid of rude arrogant foulmouths like you would certainly be a good start.

    11. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by itzdandy · · Score: 1

      first.
      contrary to popular opinion, quitting without an attempt to right the situation IS the WRONG way. Consider the trend in society and one's personal life that fallow such actions. Also, the only outcome of this would be another person being put in the same situation to have the same issues to deal with.

      a free people do not quit(give up) like this. a free people fix the problem.

      secondly, "arrogant fucks" like nathanh are the ones who built this country(USA) and most of the free world, by not being someones bitch or some pussy that runs away.

      thirdly, in the USA, standard labor laws generally allow a certain amount of slack for clocking in times for timepeice variation. In most areas that I have worked, this is 3-5 minutes. This is a matter of law(IANOL) and no contract can change this. Most countries in the civilized world also have some similar laws.

      with this in mind, do you think a porno star can back out of a contract? what would she get sued for if she did?(i much prefer to think of a female porno star)

    12. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by theflea · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree completely. My sister was detailing a similar situation where she works (she's a biologist). People were coming in 5-10 minutes late, and it pissed off management.

      At the time, the workplace was very motivated, and people worked all kids of unpaid overtime, with no prompting from management.

      However, when management went on a rant, everyone started coming in at 8:00 am, but stopped working atexactly 5:00.

      It seems that their focus on "minutes" cost them hours in free labor, and caused some bad feelings.

      On another note, I've supervised people before, and dealt with this problem. The trick is not to be a slimy PHB. If you've got somebody that's always running late, tell them to come in on time and don't act like a weasel! It really does work

    13. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'd be checking the job market.

      I just checked it, and both job openings are still there. One is for a position about to open up because the employee is late.

    14. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by jxs2151 · · Score: 1
      However, when management went on a rant, everyone started coming in at 8:00 am, but stopped working at exactly 5:00.

      This is exactly what I do if I start getting hassled about being on time. It used to be called Work to Rule

      Crap like you are getting is usually caused by brain-dead HR bitches who are pissed that a 24 year old computer punk is paid more than they are.

    15. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by St.+Vitus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now for the rant. I'm really pissed off with cunts like you whose answer for everything is: "if you don't like it, leave". That's not a fucking answer. You're exactly like the braindead fucks who pretend that the way to fix a country is to get rid of all the dissenters. Fuck you.

      Hey, if you don't like those types of answers, you're free to quit reading slashdot.

    16. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure there's a labour law that specifies a limit on penalties for tardiness.

      Nope. There's not. And you're a fucking communist for using the phrase "labor law" non-ironically.

      America is a capitalist country. It's also the richest, most powerful country on earth. Think there's a connection there?

      I'm really pissed off with cunts like you whose answer for everything is: "if you don't like it, leave".

      The rest of us are really pissed off--wait, no, that's not the right expression. What's the phrase... oh, yeah: "laughing at." The rest of us are really "laughing at" cunts like you whose answer for everything is, "There must be a labor law!"

      If you don't like it, fucking leave.

    17. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you get your pay docked for coming in late shouldn't you get extra pay for coming in early?

      Nope. Remember: you are the employee. You work for the employer. What do you get for coming in early? You get to fucking keep your job.

      If you want to get a bonus for coming in early, get out there, get an SBA loan, and start your own company.

    18. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If it specifies any conditions (such as this one) which you consider unfair, or which you believe may even be illegal (according to the labour laws of whatever country you are in) you should try to negotiate those terms with your future employer.

      You are taking the piss?
      Do that and you will not be taken on for the job.

      Best to start the job THEN point out in writing (CYA) that your contract is illegal and it neads to be sorted out.

      Persoanlly however, I'd tell them where to stick the job as soon as I saw a contract like this.

    19. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, did it not.

    20. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by isorox · · Score: 1

      thirdly, in the USA, standard labor laws generally allow a certain amount of slack for clocking in times for timepeice variation. In most areas that I have worked, this is 3-5 minutes.

      A company I worked for generally let you go if you were ocasionally a few minutes late. However some people abused the system - clocking in 3-4 minutes late for work, off to lunch 3 minutes early, back 3 minutes late, off home 3-4 minutes early.

      Thats 10-15 minutes a day, or an hour a week. At $15 an hour thats $750 a year.

      Of course it depends on the job. BA checkin desk people went on strike because they were going to change to a new clocking in system a few months ago, and for soem reason they werent sacked?

    21. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      America is a capitalist country. It's also the richest, most powerful country on earth. Think there's a connection there?

      Ice cream sales and violent crimes both increase during the summer. Ice cream must cause violent crime--there must be some connection, right?

      Correlation != causation.

    22. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by Matthew+Weigel · · Score: 1

      That's arguable.

      What if it's just a case of a different corporate culture? My view tends to be that thas sort of thing is indicative of a larger cultural difference between the employee and the rest of the company, and fixing it from that employee's point of view may be breaking it from the rest of the company's point of view (I'm not just talking about "from management's point of view"). If you think you can find a workplace with a more compatible culture, go there as a first choice rather than try to change the culture of the current workplace.

      Then again (and I've seen this too) it might be a small percentage of the company with particular power that takes a particular view; the head of HR, head of billing, or something like that. Maybe that person or group of people is the one failing to fit into the company culture, but with the power to dictate. Maybe convincing them that another approach is better (for that company), going over their heads, or similar is a better approach.

      But just saying "this is how I want the company to be, period" doesn't solve problems.

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    23. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by SirSlud · · Score: 1

      Yeah, completetly lame.

      In fact, we dont need ANY laws! If you don't like anything, go elsewhere! Don't like getting killed? Just dont interact with any murderers! Don't like being robbed from? Don't buy anything! Don't like being docked for being late? Come in early!

      Had it even OCCURRED to you that nobody would post an ask /. concerning this without considering the "Do what youre asked to do" part? The question was asked, because he DOESNT WANT TO DO IT. Foruntately, its a free country, and he's as free to seek alternative courses of action as you are to stop and realize how incredibly useless and moot your kind of 'suck it up' rheotoric is.

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    24. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by SirSlud · · Score: 1

      >"Nope. Remember: you are the employee. You work for the employer. What do you get for coming in early? You get to fucking keep your job."

      I know you can't legislate respect, ethics, manners, morality and any number of other things that make humans worth interacting with and living among, but in your case, I wish we could at least surgically implant it.

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    25. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by override11 · · Score: 1

      Its lazy fucks who think its 'too hard to come in 10 minutes early' who shouldnt get jobs with any responsibility. go to frikin McD's and flip burgers, it would probably be more your mental capacity.

      If your job is worth doing, take some respect in your company and give it your time. Its worth it.

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    26. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correlation != causation.

      Typical left-wing non-argument. Come back to the discussion when you graduate, professor.

    27. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by Linux_ho · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, it is an answer. It's just an answer you don't like.

      That's not a troll. I had the exact same reaction. "If you don't like it, leave" is a perfectly valid answer, and I don't understand why it inspired such venom in the grandparent post. If you take a job with the understanding that there are rules that will apply to you, and you decide you don't like those rules, one very valid option is to find another job. Another option is to comply with the rules, and another option is to work toward changing the rules. So what's to get upset about?

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    28. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by SirSlud · · Score: 1

      Well jeez, if you put it that way, I'm sure you wouldn't mind working from 2am to 9am!

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    29. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
      I'll disagree with that! Actually Quiting is just fine! After all, they are running a business. They buy people's time and expertise to turn around and resell completed products. If a company abused contracts with suppliers, they will simply refuse to sell at the first available opening. It's not their job to keep them in business. Most employment contracts have "AT WILL" at the bottom. The company intends to use this on you. It's perfectly legal [and legal == moral to companies] for YOU to use it too. currently, He may not have any option but to comply with the boss [gotta eat!], but when the time comes, the boss clearly may be violating the law here! And he has no obligation to inform the boss why he's leaving...you don't usually tell a resturant that sux how they did, you just stop going...which is worse, you're correct. But that's how capitalism works!

      The boss also knows this! I've found most bosses to be quite deluded with how they manage their employees in matters like this until things become quite sever. But, I haven't found a boss yet that doesn't like to remind employees that they can be fired at any time! They know you can "fire" them too, they just don't think you have the guts...or think so much of themselves they don't think you would want to leave.

      I've also found lately that trying to negotiate is usless. The boss usually is not versed in the law by default [kinda like Linus and patents..OK not really] and it just gets in the way to doing what they want. Many bosses will "negotiate" with you in the short term, then backstab you later once they know the other "offers" have past and you're theirs again. Like many people have said: when the market turns again, there'll be hell to pay for this type of cr@p!

    30. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      I had a simular Job situation,
      They asked the sallaried people to clock in for attendence. Then they setup a simular bitch script.

      when I got 'caught' up they sent a letter to my boss. I sent a letter back to all included highlighting the 2*1 minute late, and 45 minute after hours events.

      In this case my boss backed HR, and asked me to be sure I was on time. from that time, until the time I found a new job a few months later. I stood in line at 4:28 with all the hourly employees waiting to clock out at 4:30.

      The most important thing was this made me feel good. If you do this thinking it is screwing your employer, but don't enjoy talking with the hourly people, then it's not worth it.

      If I was late by a minute, then I forget to clock in, they call me, and write in the time for that day.

    31. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by ebh · · Score: 1

      That's precisely the point. We DO give it our time, in many cases a lot of unpaid overtime. Even when I'm not putting in 60 hour weeks, I check my email periodically during the evenings and on weekends, and I'm reachable by cellphone, even though I'm technically not on call.

      That's the respect that I give the company and my coworkers. If they were to say, "None of that matters, the Rule Book says you're at your desk at 7:30am, and by God you're going to be there," how much respect (or gratitude) is the company showing me?

      And during crunch times, forcing me to be at work at 7:30am after having worked until 5:00am is nothing more than a slap in the face. My not wanting to abide by that doesn't make me a lazy fuck.

      Where I am now, my management is smarter than that. We treat each other as professionals, the work gets done on time, we have a good time doing it, and within reason, I come and go as I please.

    32. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      Imagine if a contract said "in this job you will be sexually harrassed and you can't complain about it". Not legal. Any contract that violates the law isn't binding.

      The existance of the pr0n/sex industry tends to invalidate your assertion. Do you think say a stripper could complain of sexual harassment if an employer asked take her clothes off in an interview? No, contracts can require obligations above the minimum the law requires.

    33. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by nathanh · · Score: 1
      The existance of the pr0n/sex industry tends to invalidate your assertion. Do you think say a stripper could complain of sexual harassment if an employer asked take her clothes off in an interview? No, contracts can require obligations above the minimum the law requires.

      Try not to be stupid. It makes your mother cry.

      1st, How can a stripper complain about her employer during the *interview*. She's not employed, yet.

      2nd, You're pretty dumb if you equate being naked with being sexually harrassed.

      3rd, You are simply wrong. Contracts cannot be used to negate or circumvent the law.

      I'm literally amazed somebody as stupid as you can even type coherently. I would have thought drooling would have been about your limit for intellectual expression. Read this, moron. "A contract is void if it is based on an illegal purpose or contrary to public policy. It will not be recognized by court or enforceable by either party". You could have found it yourself, if you weren't so fucking imbecilic.

    34. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      How can a stripper complain about her employer during the *interview*. She's not employed, yet.

      Clearly you are completely ignorant of the law. There are many things you cannot ask in an interview. For example, if you ask if someone has children, then don't offer them they job, there is a legal case for discrimination there: you can be sued for discriminating against people with families on the grounds that they won't work as hard. You cannot ask if someone is homosexual during an interview. The fact that they aren't an employee doesn't matter.

      Whether you agree with this or not is irrelevant: it's the law.

      You could have found it yourself, if you weren't so fucking imbecilic.

      No my friend, it is you who are the imbecile.

    35. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by nathanh · · Score: 1
      How can a stripper complain about her employer during the *interview*. She's not employed, yet.

      Clearly you are completely ignorant of the law. There are many things you cannot ask in an interview.

      Nobody claimed they could, dickhead. I was pointing out the idiocy of your example. You said the stripper was asked by an EMPLOYER during the INTERVIEW. If she's in an INTERVIEW then she isn't EMPLOYED yet, so there's NO CONTRACT. Your example is completely worthless as "proof" that contracts can transcend law, because there's NO CONTRACT.

      You could have found it yourself, if you weren't so fucking imbecilic.

      No my friend, it is you who are the imbecile.

      Nah-uh, retard. I said "Any contract that violates the law isn't binding". You disputed this by saying "No, contracts can require obligations above the minimum the law requires". I gave you the Wiki link that would clear up your confusion. Apparently you read it and didn't understand. Read it again, loser.

      "A contract is void if it is based on an illegal purpose or contrary to public policy. It will not be recognized by court or enforceable by either party."

      Back to the original example. If labour laws say (hypothetical, just for argument's sake) that less than 5 minutes of tardiness per week cannot be penalised by the employer then THE CONTRACT CANNOT ENFORCE CONDITIONS OTHERWISE. If it does state conditions otherwise then the contract has an illegal purpose and is not binding. Do you get it, yet? How many times will you need this repeated before it sinks in?

      BTW: Your insults are lame. I called you imbecilic and your response is an overly wordy version of "no, you are". That's the most pathetic attempt at an insult I've ever had the disgrace to hear. Try "I'm rubber you're glue" next time. At least that has rhythm.

    36. Re:Erm, try reading your contract. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "1st, How can a stripper complain about her employer during the *interview*. She's not employed, yet. "

      Sexual Harassment against a non-employee is still a crime, brainiac.

  4. Getting to be that way by lortho · · Score: 2, Informative

    My company recently adopted a similar policy - 12 times late in one year and you're suspended without pay (though we do admittedly get a more generous grace period of 4 minutes - start at 7:30 and you're not late until 7:35). Prior to this, one had to be late 5 times or more in a period of 2 weeks to even get a warning, and several warnings were required before any real disciplinary action was taken. Seems that with the job market the way it is, employers are finding they can get away with squeezing more and more time out of their employees; They know we've got nowhere to go and, more importantly, that they'll have no problems finding qualified replacements should a few of us happen to walk out anyway. Sad times for the workin' man.

    1. Re:Getting to be that way by grotgrot · · Score: 5, Interesting

      One employer I worked for decided that times were tough and they would require everyone to work an extra 15 minutes a day. Everyone ended up working less. The reason was that most used to work at least an half an hour extra each day, if not more. When the edict came down (roughly phrased as "accept this or your employment is terminated in two weeks as per your contract"), everyone started working exactly the required hours, and not a second more.

      I guess we had issues being treated like that, and all the managers getting Jaguars as company cars.

    2. Re:Getting to be that way by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Seems that with the job market the way it is, employers are finding they can get away with squeezing more and more time out of their employees; They know we've got nowhere to go and, more importantly, that they'll have no problems finding qualified replacements should a few of us happen to walk out anyway."

      Along with the man hour as a measure of the amount of work that can be done, finicky rules like that tend to reduce the amount of goodwill on both sides of the employer/employee fence, and a happy employee is a productive employee.

      Case in point; I have standard salaried hours, but I get a phone call early Saturday about an issue. I've got no problem driving 20 miles to fix it, that's my professionalism. Not penalising someone for being a minute late should be their professionalism, particularly in the case of fostering goodwill to the extent of 'out of hours' problems to avoid situations where someone says, 'Gee, it'll have to wait until Monday morning.'

      Someone else in the thread mentioned the difference between adults and children being that adults need to get things done. Adults also work together, cooperate and should be working towards a common goal rather than simply applying hard and fast rules to human behaviour.

      If you're seeing hard and fast rules, look around for another job fast...they're usually indicative that there are problems and they don't mind employee turnover. Companies should be loyal to their employees as much as the employees are loyal to the company.

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    3. Re:Getting to be that way by michael_cain · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiousity, is this position paid on an hourly basis, or is it salaried? If it's a salaried position, docking people's pay over a few minutes of tardiness seems, with few exceptions, just plain silly. After all, salaried people are typically expected to put in all the extra hours that it takes to "get the job done" without overtime pay when there's a crisis. One area of exceptions might be when the salaried employee is responsible for some portion of a 24/7 coverage scheme, and the person "on duty" can't leave until their replacement shows.

    4. Re:Getting to be that way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      though we do admittedly get a more generous grace period of 4 minutes - start at 7:30 and you're not late until 7:35

      That's five minutes.

      Do you also get your pay docked for being bad at math?

    5. Re:Getting to be that way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm...a grace period is when you're NOT in trouble. To make it simple for you, that means you're not in trouble at the following times : 7:31, 7:32, 7:33, and 7:34. Do you see how there are four different minutes there ? Do you see how 7:35 is the first minute that's not covered ?

    6. Re:Getting to be that way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're also not in trouble from 7:30:00 to 7:30:59, either. That's a minute.

      You're really bad at math.

  5. I'm late in by steve.m · · Score: 2, Funny

    In fact I just got in (09:50 BST) and after reading my mail, I went straight to SlashDot.
    I'm supposed to be in at 9:00, but pretty much everyone gets in when they feel like. Then again, I don't leave work until almost 7, so I still put the hours in, and beat the traffic into and out of work.

    1. Re:I'm late in by karnal · · Score: 3, Funny

      Coming in at that time -- I wouldn't say you beat traffic. I'd say the traffic beat you!

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    2. Re:I'm late in by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1

      maybe he's in soviet russia :)

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    3. Re:I'm late in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Union, traffic... aw screw it.

  6. I been workin' on the railroad by orthogonal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How does treating creative workers like assembly line factory workers improve the company's bottom line?

    How does having your biggest asset -- your employees -- breaking out in a sweat for being a minute late (and probably spending half the day worrying how many more late days they have in their "quota" before being punished), make the company more competitive?

    How does explaining that your company has more petty rules than the local McDonald's franchise attract the best and brightest employees?

    Don't get me wrong: some coordination is necessary, so that employees can confer with their fellow employees. But a goodly number of people aren't at their best at 7:30 (I sure as hell am not), and won't do their best work if some Pointy Haired Boss greets them each morning with a stop-watch in hand. This creates resentment, not loyalty.

    Times are bad in IT right now. If the past is any guide, at some point in the not too distant future, times will be good again, and employees will be more scarce. And employees (and potential employees) will remember how the company treated people in these lean times.

    I expect the poster's company will have a terrible time attracting talent at that point -- if they haven't already gone under by then, because only the most desperate and talentless of their employees won't have found jobs at a place that doesn't treat knowledge workers like unskilled factory workers.

    1. Re:I been workin' on the railroad by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 0

      How does treating creative workers like assembly line factory workers improve the company's bottom line?

      That's an easy one. When you dock somone's pay, you save money.

    2. Re:I been workin' on the railroad by orthogonal · · Score: 1

      How does treating creative workers like assembly line factory workers improve the company's bottom line?

      That's an easy one. When you dock somone's pay, you save money.


      Yeah. Maybe if we make them come in at 3:00 AM, we can get them working for free. ;) +1 Funny for you.

      But seriously, you've got to figure in the cost of recruiting a replacement after you've docked him the third time and he quits in disgust.

    3. Re:I been workin' on the railroad by linzeal · · Score: 1
      No you don't. Any time companies have cut salaries where I have worked the productivity nose dives like a fat ballerina. It spreads like a delicious rumor and eventually if things do not start looking better you have a mass exodus of talented employees who leave all the work to their inept co workers and the shit starts rolling down hill real fast, heh.

      You never worked for a dot com, have you?

    4. Re:I been workin' on the railroad by Wolfger · · Score: 1

      " How does treating creative workers like assembly line factory workers improve the company's bottom line?"

      Factory workers are treated better than this...
      The worst job I ever had gave at least 5 minutes leeway before you were considered late.

    5. Re:I been workin' on the railroad by Tukla · · Score: 1

      I am offended by your characterization of "inept co workers." After all the smart people left, we didn't even try to do their work -- we didn't know how! Humph.

    6. Re:I been workin' on the railroad by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      You never worked for a dot com, have you?

      You don't have a sense of humor, do you?

    7. Re:I been workin' on the railroad by trustedserf · · Score: 1

      "Times are bad in IT right now. If the past is any guide, at some point in the not too distant future, times will be good again, and employees will be more scarce. And employees (and potential employees) will remember how the company treated people in these lean times."

      negative. it is my experience that, should times get good again, those practices will simply stop. existing employees may remember, but new ones won't know or care.

      when slimey people coagulate, exploitation and intimidation is the order of the day. they'll just 180 when it ceases to work, and pr will take care of the rest. it's one of the things i most detest about people forming groups, noone is ultimately responsible for anything.

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  7. from the "you have my sympathy" department by leitz · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Dude, I feel sorry for you. My boss likes to know if I'm not going to make it in that day or if I need to leave a few hours early. "Late" is defined as near lunch time. FWIW I normally show at 7 am and bail at 3. The boss knows even if I'm not there I'm either doing something work related at home or recovering from a long on-call issue. He also knows if he needs to tap me for early, late, or weekend work I'll support him just like he supports me.

    The respect and latitude my boss has given me has earned him a less than 3 minute pager response time and a "yes" every time there is a weekend problem or a 2 am "Can you go in and fix it?" When he needs a long day, I'm there. My record so far is 25 hours straight, on-site.

    1. Re:from the "you have my sympathy" department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      25 hours is nothing.

      I regularly do that. (a few a year)

      and broke 36 with a 3 hour break.

      programmers are so lazy

  8. Not flex time by klui · · Score: 1

    If you need to be in the office at a certain time, it's not "flex time" that people know of in Silicon Valley. Flex time is when the employee sets the time/day when projects get worked on, not the manager.

    1. Re:Not flex time by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most places I've seen flex time requires core hours (typically something like 10am-4pm). Most places I know don't care though, as long as you put your hours in. Quibling over precise times when someon'e putting in more than their contracted hours does not lead to a motivated workforce.

  9. I would flee by setien · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The last jobs I have had in the industry have been like this:

    We need you to be in between 11 AM and 3 PM so we know we can schedule meetings with you. Please warn us if can see you aren't going to be able to make it one day.
    Other than that, no monitoring, no punishment and other bullshit.

    I don't want to work for someone who doesn't trust my common sense. I feel the same way about dresscodes.

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  10. UK Flex-Time by Martin+Spamer · · Score: 4, Informative

    This doesnt sound very much like flex-time as I know it. I'm currently on flexible-time my employers requires 7.5hour per day for 5 days a week. I must be in between core hours 9:30 to 4:30, and this is probably one of the least flexible schemes by UK standards since I cannot carry over-worked hours to another day, which is more typical.

    1. Re:UK Flex-Time by Scorchio · · Score: 1

      I'm also in the UK, and our flexi-time scheme allows +/-30 minutes on either side of the 9:00-5:30 working day. I can come in at 8:30 and leave at 5:00, or if I don't come in until 9:30, I have to stay till 6:00. And no, no rollover of extra hours worked.

      Typically, I'm unaffected by this, as I start at 8am and leave at 9pm to stand any chance of hitting the current deadlines. Pah.. looks like my rebuild's nearly done...

    2. Re:UK Flex-Time by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      My flexi-time in the UK was 10 - 3:30 core hours, 37.5 hours a week.

      AFAIK, US working conditions really suck compared to Europe. There are barely any regulations at all. No minimum holiday requirement (European countries by law specify 20+ days a year), no working time directive (Europe &lt 48 hours a week). I don't see the point of working personally if you only get 10 days holiday a year on average!

    3. Re:UK Flex-Time by weicco · · Score: 1

      I have a flex-time also. Contract says that I have to work 7 and half an hour a day but boss said that if I've done my day's work in 6 hours, I'm free to go. That is something I call flex-time.

      But at my previous job I always kept my labour union lawyer's phone number at my speeddial. There we had this nazi-policies and clock card systems and all. It really lowered productivity and morale at work. I'm really happy that they choosed to kick me out when they we're shortening the staff. At least I got nice payoff :)

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    4. Re:UK Flex-Time by duggy_92127 · · Score: 1
      I'm currently on flexible-time my employers requires 7.5hour per day for 5 days a week. I must be in between core hours 9:30 to 4:30...

      That's flextime? By my count, that range is seven of your 7.5 hours of daily work. So, you have the choice of getting in between 9 and 9:30, and of leaving between 4:30 and 5? Wow. Dude. Go crazy with that.

      Doug

    5. Re:UK Flex-Time by Bushcat · · Score: 3, Interesting
      We had a similar system when I was in the UK. Core time was 10am to 4pm. Outside that, Flexitime was 7:56 to 18:Iforget. If we stated we were making full use of flexitime, then the rules were that we could be no more than 8 hours up or 8 hours down at the end of the month. If we were 8 hours up, we had to take a day off rather than claim 8 hours overtime. If we were 8 hours down, we could lose full flexitime rights.

      We were expected to consult with our team and amend our hours to be reasonably coherent: an all-early-arriving team would expect new members to arrive early, for example.

      Since it was my first work experience, I thought it was normal. I've since learnt that it was an outstanding system for all concerned: the company calculated its employees were working an extra 12 minutes per day for free on average, and we thought we were being treated as humans.

    6. Re:UK Flex-Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh, I'm at minimum 40 total hours a week, minumum 20 hours on site and the only time of day requirements are that I have to be present or conference call in for meetings, of which there is usually no more than one a week day sometime between 1000 and 1500, scheduled in advance. Now that is flex time.

    7. Re:UK Flex-Time by topham · · Score: 1

      The company my GF works for bitched at her for being a few minutes late (constantly... little do they know that 5 minutes for her is like a second for the rest of us.. she has stood me up unintentionally for several hours at a time on multiple occasions... [no I don't know why I put up with it]; can't figure out why they bitch about 5-10 minutes. ANd she has no problem recovering the time at the end of the day by sticking round.

      The company she works for is on 'flextime' though, they have a requirement that you be CONSISTANT about the time though, so when her manager complained she was late again she requested a start time 15 minutes later than he current one. He agreed and it hasn't been a problem since.

  11. flex? doesn't sound like it to me. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    it's not flex time you're working on.
    other than that, get over it, and get the managers to call it other than flex time.

    though, the system you're working under sounds utterly stupid, there's factories that have more 'flex' system than that(the systems can count minutes, and even pay or award extra days off after you get enough overtime). in a 1 minute system you definetely don't get the real slackers out of the payroll(because they'll show up to check in, and then go to their office and stare at the wall, or read slashdot or whatever). the whole point of flex system and check in cards and whatnot in todays world is that the hours you're at work are easily calculated even if you don't show up at a certain minute(plus, i imagine that on some tight schedules it could end up being more actual working hours if you could show up late and then work later, like in a real flex system, in case somebody else has to do someting in the morning before you can actually do anything & etc).

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    1. Re:flex? doesn't sound like it to me. by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 1

      because they'll show up to check in, and then go to their office and stare at the wall, or read slashdot or whatever

      Read Slashdot ? Uh, what are you saying ? I'm not reading Slashdot.

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  12. Well by blackwing0013 · · Score: 1

    Yes, you should go work on time. If they require you to be in the office ay 7:30, be there at 7:30 or earlier.

    However, since you said you're supposed to be flexitime, aren't you supposed not to be late even if you report at 8:00 or 10:00. That's why they call it flexitime. You should talk to your boss about this since you had an agreement that you should have a flexitime schedule.

  13. Does it cut both ways? by Andy_R · · Score: 1

    If the company you work for is profitable, the best solution is to leave and start up a company that does the same thing, it will clearly be more profitable as you won't be treating your workforce like prisoners.

    If (as it would appear from their management style) they are a sinking ship, you could content yourself with leaving just as promptly at the end of your shift, and arranging that your departure occurs when you are midway through a sentence talking to your boss.

    When he asks ask why you are going home halfway through a sentence, tell him, and bill the company overtime for your explanation.

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    1. Re:Does it cut both ways? by KDan · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's the way forward to get great references too. You're bound to find another job when they phone up your previous employer...

      Daniel

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  14. You Bet by Chasuk · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You ask:

    Should 1 minute late really be considered 'late'?"

    Let's rephrase it:

    Should 1 minute early really be considered 'early'?"

    Being on time is easy. Your boss knows that it is easy, so when you are late, it is a great big "fuck you" to his desires. Of course, occasional tardiness is understandable, and even sometimes unavoidable, but that you can't drag your ass out of bed or leave the house five minutes earlier is not your bosses problem.

    After all, the only important difference between an adult and a child is that an adult does what he/she is supposed to do (i.e, meets his or her responsibilities), even when they are tired, hung-over, etc., otherwise you are still a little boy or girl, and of no use to most employers.

    I'm not ragging on you, I'm just stating the facts as I know from experience a large number of employers see them.

    1. Re:You Bet by BrookHarty · · Score: 1

      Right.

      How about I trade you that 1 minute late time, for the 5+ hours I stay late, the lunch I skip and the weekends I work?

      Respect goes both ways.

    2. Re:You Bet by clambake · · Score: 4, Interesting

      After all, the only important difference between an adult and a child is that an adult does what he/she is supposed to do (i.e, meets his or her responsibilities), even when they are tired, hung-over, etc., otherwise you are still a little boy or girl, and of no use to most employers.

      By that same token, "adults" don't need to arrive at exactly a particular time of day to do thier work in a non-service field, nor do "adults" expect that of thier peers. Calling "neya-neya, you're in trouble" and givng out "warnings" and "discplinary actions" is what you do in school, not in business. It's childish, plain and simple.

    3. Re:You Bet by turgid · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Being on time is easy

      No it is not. Not everyone sleeps like a log, regular as clockwork. Not everyone has reliable transport. What happens if there's a serious accident and they close the motorway for 3 hours? Why is 1 minute so important? There are 450 minuts in a 7.5 hour working day. 1 minute is less than three tenths of one percent of that.

      Why do some employers treat their workers with contempt, condescention, and suspicion? Why are they so irrational? Whay purpose do such arbitrary rules serve? If timing has to be so precise, surely a machine should be doing it.

    4. Re:You Bet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those arbitrary rules are there so that someone doesn't come in at noon everyday, when they should be there at 7:30?

      Is 1 minute really late?

      Is 10?

      How about half an hour?

      How about an hour?

      The issue isn't that 1 minute is late. The issue is that a line needs to be drawn somewhere so that people don't take advantage of the manager.

      Is this going overboard? Yes. Are there times you cannot possibly make it on time? Yes. But the boundary has been set, and you need to try to stick to that.

    5. Re:You Bet by secolactico · · Score: 1

      How about I trade you that 1 minute late time, for the 5+ hours I stay late, the lunch I skip and the weekends I work?

      Man, I used to think that very same way. When they started requiring that I arrive at a certain time, I started doing it, and billing for overtime pay whenever they required that I stay late or work some ungodly hour. Of course that requires pre-approval for overtime (unless it's an emergency) but I consider myself better off.

      Now, "1" minute late seems a bit excessive. Almost everyone gives a 5 to 10 min margin of error. It seems that the poster's HR is just plain being an ass. If nothing else, they should account for the variations in the clock over time and the difference with the employees watches.

      A couple of years ago I used to work 5+ hours of unpaid overtime just for the heck of it almost every day. Then I discovered there was a life besides work and realized I didn't want to regret not having spent more time on myself/my family on my deathbed.

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    6. Re:You Bet by mgoff · · Score: 1

      By that same token, "adults" don't need to arrive at exactly a particular time of day to do thier work in a non-service field, nor do "adults" expect that of thier peers.

      OK, I agree with you so far, but...

      Calling "neya-neya, you're in trouble" and givng out "warnings" and "discplinary actions" is what you do in school, not in business. It's childish, plain and simple.

      So, instead of being warned by your management that you can and will be fired for your behavior if it doesn't change, you'd rather them just have security walk you out one day? Come on....

      Of course, companies do these warnings for their own benefit-- not yours. They want a nice little paper trail in case you sue or call the DoL that shows that a) they fired you for "cause" and b) they tried to fix the issues before they had to "resort" to the firing.

      It's not the warning system that's childish. It's the inflexible policy.

    7. Re:You Bet by El · · Score: 1
      Why do some employers treat their workers with contempt, condescention, and suspicion?

      Because they can! It's called a "controlling" personality (the same type of personality that makes them beat their spouses). Most IT workers have an "analytical" peronality (sometimes abreviated to just the first 4 letters) and therefore can't relate to this. Don't try; it doesn't make sense. Just smile and nod, then do whatever the heck you were going to do anyway.

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    8. Re:You Bet by clambake · · Score: 1

      So, instead of being warned by your management that you can and will be fired for your behavior if it doesn't change, you'd rather them just have security walk you out one day? Come on....

      Of course, companies do these warnings for their own benefit-- not yours. They want a nice little paper trail in case you sue or call the DoL that shows that a) they fired you for "cause" and b) they tried to fix the issues before they had to "resort" to the firing.

      It's not the warning system that's childish. It's the inflexible policy.


      Well, I'm not so sure about that. If you get your work done, and aren't causing communication problems, then what would the point be of me warning you that you are late?

      If you were causing problems, THEN I could warn you, but I'd be warnign you that you aren't keeping up with your work, or aren't communicating well enough with the rest of the employees... I won't be warning you that you are late.

      Being late may be the underlying cause of your poor work, but it isn't my job to go and figure that out for you. As an employer, it's my job to tell you what areas you are deficient in, and ti;s up to you to fix them, or be fired.

      Now, I might suggest to you that you would be able to work better if you came in earlier, but I couldn't tell you to do that. Nobody knows better what the actual cause is for your poork work than you, so all I can do is tell you the symptoms that are endangering your job, and it's up to you to cure them.

  15. Salaried? by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What are the legalities of treating a salaried employee as an hourly wage earner?

    1. Re:Salaried? by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Charge them for all overtime.

    2. Re:Salaried? by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      In what manner? If the business is open during certain hours, it doesn't matter whether you are salaried or hourly, you better be there.

      Probably not relevant in the original posters comment (being a developer, he's probably not going to meet too many others in his work day).

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    3. Re:Salaried? by Frobnicator · · Score: 1
      What are the legalities of treating a salaried employee as an hourly wage earner?
      Simple.

      Traditional salaried positions are normally called "exempt". They cannot jump on you for being a few minutes late generally, unless it is being late for some specific business meeting (but that falls under not doing your job, rather than just being late). Benefits include being more flexible with your time and able to go home early if the job is done. Cons are that you don't get overtime unless your employer is nice and you work a bunch of extra hours, and you might have to work a few extra hours to get your job done without OT pay.

      Everybody else is non-exempt or hourly. In this case, and as just about the only down side, is the boss can be as strict as they want since they pay for your time, sort of like "rent-a-body". Benefits are that if you have a time clock, you can bill them for overtime (1.5 * base pay) the moment you go over 40 hours, and depending on your local laws, double time (2.0 * base pay) the minute you exceed 50, 60, or 70 hours. In some cases, companies will allow you to voluntarily go over 80 hours at tripple time (3x base wage). Additional laws about paid breaks and number of hours/session and hours/week may apply (No more than 6 hours without a break and 12 hours per day, or 80/hour per week max. ).

      I either heard or read somewhere (so take it as a grain of salt) about a cruise-line chef who was a US citizen for a US-based cruise line working hourly. (therefore subject to those laws) When most of the kitchen staff and serving staff became sick, he was asked to do almost all of the work. He ended up working over 18 hours per day, earning two months of pay while working on a 1-week cruise.

      Another significant difference between salaried and hourly is ownership of ideas and stuff done outside of company hours. Salaried genearlly lets the company take any ideas you get, even if you have them at home while taking a shower. Hourly cannot do that, only the things you do while they rented you.

      That's part of why you generally get paid more as salaried than as hourly, since they own more of your time.

      Case in point -- my employer ( a small company of about 35 people) had a group who was about half salaried people and half hourly. Some of the salaried developers would show up as late as 11:00 without calling, but they routinely stay late. When one of the hourly people showed up at 9:30 (rather than 9:00) he was given a pretty bad, almost abusive, warning, and an e-mail went out through the group that all hourly employees were to be on the job BEFORE 9:00, and that the higher-ups would be checking their cubes to make sure they were there. There were a lot of complaints that the salaried people could show up whenever they wanted and stay late but hourly employees couldn't, and when the founder/CEO heard about it, there was some fighting in the ranks of the higher-ups (but no policy change).

      Only 2 people of that team remain at the company, soon to be only one of them. (I'm still looking for a better job... Anyone hiring a graphics guru? )

      frob

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  16. Depends.... by BrookHarty · · Score: 4, Informative

    My work schedule depends on whos my boss this week. Ive been at the same company for almost 5 years, with a new boss each year. Working in operations, its always been core hours, because we work maintenance windows, 9-3 is core hours for meetings, etc.. And you worked all the time, so nobody said a word about the night hours for upgrades, etc..

    Now the last couple of managers its been 7-5 and 9-6 with maintenance at night. Hours are like the east coast, 9 hours including lunch, we use to be westcoast hours, 8 hours with lunch.. They also shit-canned telecommuting for our groups. They also axed OT, made everyone salary. Increased the work hours to 55+ also. Hired 1 night time guy, but he cant ever do all the work, so someone has to come in and help. Then the oncall pay went away, comp time went away.

    Basically, depends on what your manager will fight for your group. I look around at other groups, and see they still have core hours, etc. But ours wont. Each manager can run his department the way he wants, wink wink nod nod.

    As an old unix sys-admin, used to be noon to night, get out of my face. Now im in at 7:10 (late on purpose) and skirting a PIP, just for the hell of it. I tell you thou, when its quitting time, im gone. The "You need to stay late to get this project done" times are getting old when your a paid slave. I hear it only takes 9 to bring the telco union in. Humm, they specialize in IT/IS groups now...

    YMMV, IMHO, and all that jazz.

    1. Re:Depends.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      CWA - Communication workers of America and Washtech - Washington Alliance for IT workers.

      Maybe its time to Unionize.

    2. Re:Depends.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Unions. Good bye Flex Time. Good bye Pleasant working environment.

      Hello employee manager hostility. Hello angry union thugs. Hello to driving with a k-bar in my car. Oh wait.....

      The CWA are the laziest bastards in the world.

  17. Depends... by clambake · · Score: 1

    Well, there is the whole cliche: How would you feel if your employer were a day late in paying you?

    But, if a minute is "late" then you work for somone who's too strict with the rules. You SHOULD respect them, however... but likewise your employer shouldn't be asking you to stay a minute after 6:01 (or whenever you get off).

    1. Re:Depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      7:30 to 6:00? That's a big Fuck No, buddy. You'll be damned to get me out of bed that early in the morning and expect me to work for 10 and a half hours without extra compensation.

  18. And another thing... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
    If turning up one minute late on a handful of occasions is so heinous, I sure hope you give recognition to the employee who stays late to get stuff done.

    Though I guess if you are an employer, you might not run into that situation with your attitude...

  19. Make the best of it... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I clock in at 7:31 I am late, no questions asked. If I am late 3 times in one quarter I get a verbal warning.

    Well, at least if you're running one minute late you can make the best of it and go out for breakfast, coming in 3 or 4 hours late.

    1. Re:Make the best of it... by isorox · · Score: 3, Funny

      go out for breakfast, coming in 3 or 4 hours late.

      Man no wonder americans are so fat if you spend 4 hours eating breakfast! How longs a 3 course dinner? 17 weeks?

    2. Re:Make the best of it... by Chaswell · · Score: 1

      I was already thinking the exact same thing. When I was in highschool I had zero tardies for first period my senior year, but I had nearly 20 absences. The reason, my teacher gave out detentions for tardy or absence. So I figured if I was late I might as well go get breakfast and make it to 2nd period.

      I have had 4 jobs in the 10 years since Highschool and have never had fixed working hours. So I have never been in the same position with work as when I was a child and had strict hours from school.

    3. Re:Make the best of it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah - and you limey brits are the picture of health and fitness. Uh huh. I've seen more fat, ugly English chicks than fat, ugly American chicks.

    4. Re:Make the best of it... by bats · · Score: 1

      Don't forget about Second Breakfast!

    5. Re:Make the best of it... by isorox · · Score: 1

      Is that before or after brunch?

    6. Re:Make the best of it... by gid · · Score: 1

      I don't think they know about second breakfast.

  20. You want career tips? by jsse · · Score: 1

    Not only you must get back on time, you MUST get back before your boss, and leave later than her/him.

    It can't be wrong in any economic situation.

  21. it varies by tolldog · · Score: 4, Informative

    My previous job, I had ultimate flex time.

    I was always on call, both with cell and pager, vpn access from home. I strolled into work sometime before noon (and somedays slightly after) but normally worked till 10 or 11 pm, regardless of when I came in. I worked at least a 60 hour work week.

    When production ramped up, it went from 60 to 80 hours. Then from 80 to 100 hours. When the project was finished, I went back to my old schedule of comming in at 10, but since little was left to do at the time, I would leave about 5 or 6, cutting my work week down to 35 hours.

    Others in the company had a more strict policy. Similar to the one described above. These were artists, some of which didn't function well until 10 am, but were still expected to be in for the 5 minute 9 am meeting. What was once a bunch of artists that did everything it took to get ahead in the work became a group that did just what was needed to get it done. The mandatory 9-6 schedule with the hour lunch at noon and 2 15 minute breaks drove them insane and ultimately turned a group that got things done before time and under budget into a collection of disgruntled people who were running behind and over budget. The sadest thing was that the management did not pick up on it. Sometimes a little bit of freedom is what is needed to get things done right.

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  22. The logic behind strict start times by Andy+Smith · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Obviously I have no idea about your specific circumstances but the logic behind a very strict clock-in time could be...

    A: "When do we want people to start?"
    B: "7am."
    A: "Hmm, that's a bit early. What if they're late?"
    B: "We'll punish them. Dock their pay, something like that."
    A: "Okay, punishing is one solution. But it would be better if we could get them to just be here on time."
    B: "Tricky..."
    A: "Hey, how about we say the start time is 7:30am but then we really hit them hard if they're late?"
    B: "Yeah, that could work."

    Really strict rules are often intended to achieve something slightly different.

    But of course I could be talking a load of rubbish, it's just a suggestion :-)

    1. Re:The logic behind strict start times by floydigus · · Score: 1

      B: Do we pay them from 0700?
      A: No. We pay them from 0730.
      B: We suck.
      A: Correct!
      B: Why don't we treat them with respect?
      A: Because we don't understand respect having never been afforded any ourselves.
      B: Pass the KY, bitch.
      A: Here you go. Do these pants make my ass look big?
      B: Can't you just shut up for a change?

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    2. Re:The logic behind strict start times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up!

    3. Re:The logic behind strict start times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pass the KY, bitch.

    4. Re:The logic behind strict start times by Andy+Smith · · Score: 1

      That's one way of looking at it, and possibly an accurate one in many cases. But...

      Once upon a time I worked for a company with a policy that one male member of staff must stay behind for 15-30 mins each night to help the manager lock up. I threw many hissy fits about this because my attitude was, we don't get paid for lunch breaks (because it's "our time") so we should get paid for that enforced 15-30 minutes of "our time" lost by staying to help lock up. Fair enough, right?

      The issue got to the point that, literally, I was going to lose my job over it. My opinion by this stage was that the store manager was a total bastard who was exploiting his employees.

      It turned out, in case you haven't guessed already, that we were officially staying behind unpaid, but half an hour of overtime was being worked into our salaries for each time we stayed behind. The manager just couldn't say as much because he was breaking company policy to do it.

      Ever since then I've been much more careful about where I appoint any bad feeling. I totally regret the way I treated that manager because he was the good guy and he tolerated my bitching time and time again.

    5. Re:The logic behind strict start times by mugnyte · · Score: 1

      No, officially means according to the company accounting, which means you were officially working 30 minutes overtime. You were simply complaining about the lie fed to you, no guilt. The manager was simply taking your complaint to his level. He should have told you the truth, and thats what separates a good boss from a great one.

    6. Re:The logic behind strict start times by Andy+Smith · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I don't agree, but maybe I rambled a bit before and didn't make myself clear.

      This is how it was...

      1. Company policy was that people stay behind but aren't paid.

      2. The manager's stated policy was that he agreed with company policy and abided by it.

      3. But really the manager disagreed with company policy so he paid people half an hour's wage for, ahem, "other work" that they hadn't actually done.

      He was a good manager, don't get me wrong. The only "lie" he told was the lie he had to tell to pay people fairly but not get in trouble himself. He knew that company policy was wrong so he worked around it, he just couldn't admit what he was doing, not to his bosses and not to the staff.

    7. Re:The logic behind strict start times by mugnyte · · Score: 1

      I see. Thats paints a better picture for me. Thanks. Sounds like he had some tight conditions to fulfill and did his best. Glad you got paid!

  23. Well, by noselasd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You got to set the limit somewhere. If people know they're supposed to be there by 7.30 but "late" isn't really until 7.40, it will mostly mean people get there 7.41. I wonder how one calls this "flex time" though. I usually arrive between 8.00 and 9.30. No questions asked.

    1. Re:Well, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If people know they're supposed to be there by 7.30 but "late" isn't really until 7.40, it will mostly mean people get there 7.41

      Ah, but if you get bollocked for being 11 minutes late then you have much less scope for moaning. A reasonable margin also allows more scope for mistakes; if an employee always aims to get in for 0730, traffic problems are unlikely to push them over the unofficial late time.

      The same principal is used for enforcing speed limits; technically even 1mph over is against the law, but in practice a margin is added on.

  24. Future ask slashdot questions by LordOfYourPants · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've got a C compiler that doesn't like my syntax. I mean, I know I've read the spec and it lays out the syntax, but I don't really like it. I mean, can't they change the C spec to suit my code?

    I know it costs $0.48 to mail something, but I only want to use my $0.47 stamps. Can't something be done? It's only $0.01 difference. Sometimes I'll be willing to pay $0.49 to make up!

    Does anyone know how to go 130 kph when the speed limit is 100? I mean, people keep giving me tickets. Can't something be done about this? Really, the rules should be changed.

    If your hours are stated in some form of contract, then honour it. If you don't like it, try to work with management. If that doesn't work, you can literally quit your job.

    If you don't like getting there early and having nothing to do, bring a book, bring some music, bring an audiobook, etc, etc. The worst that can happen is that on days where there's traffic/construction, you won't be stressed out because you'll be 3 mins late for work. Instead, you'll arrive there 20 mins early instead of 30.

    In all honesty, it does look disrespectful to other people when you get there late and most everyone else got there on time (or early). Especially those that travel longer distances to get to work in the first place.

    1. Re:Future ask slashdot questions by vasqzr · · Score: 1


      Quote: "Does anyone know how to go 130 kph when the speed limit is 100? I mean, people keep giving me tickets. Can't something be done about this? Really, the rules should be changed.
      "

      How about when you get a god damn ticket for going 73 in a 70...That's more comparable to 1 minute late.

      By saying you should get docked for one minute late is like saying you should get a ticket for 1 mph/kph over the speed limit.

    2. Re:Future ask slashdot questions by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1
      By saying you should get docked for one minute late is like saying you should get a ticket for 1 mph/kph over the speed limit.

      Which you bloody well should. It's a speed *limit*, not a speed *suggestion*.

      Similarly, if your employment contract states you show up at or before 7:30, then yes, 7:31 is late.

      That having been said, if you have strict in/out hours, you're not salaried. They might say you are, but you're being screwed.

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    3. Re:Future ask slashdot questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You fucking suck.

    4. Re:Future ask slashdot questions by pyrrho · · Score: 1

      no, they shouldn't, because the margin of error for the cop determining your speed is greater than 1 mph.

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  25. Bullshit. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    You have a contrat or agreement.

    Stick to it.

    If your boss is a compulsive workholic, and irredent slacker or both it is not your duty to show any support.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
    1. Re:Bullshit. by KDan · · Score: 1

      Bullshit to you.

      Do what you need to achieve your goals. If you goal is to work at the same job forever, stick to your contract. If your goal is to get promoted, out-perform your requirements.

      Your contract only states what the job requires of you. If you stick to your contract, you're performing according to expectation. You'll probably get a 3% raise to cover inflation, and that's it. Soon you'll have that young new guy who joined ten years after you as your boss because he exceeded requirements rather than just met them.

      It's tit for tat. Just think of what you're trying to achieve.

      Daniel

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    2. Re:Bullshit. by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
      If your goal is to get promoted, out-perform your requirements.

      Or make an effort, do a good job, and then move somewhere else on the back of a track record that says you get things done. This doesn't require 90 hours weeks and sucking up to your boss. In fact, it's well known that people who are well-treated by the employer, who don't work stupid numbers of hours, and who maintain a good work-life balance, are generally far more productive than those who submit to abuse.

      Your contract only states what the job requires of you.

      No, your contract also states what you require of the job. In fact, contracts must be two-way things; a one-way contract has no consideration and is unenforceable in most jurisdictions.

      It is unprofessional for an employee to be late all the time. It is also unprofessional for managers to claim that coming in a minute late a handful of times is grounds for dismissal. What goes around...

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  26. Shouldn't Be, But Is by edward.virtually@pob · · Score: 1

    Should 1 minute late really be considered 'late'?

    In a perfect world, one wouldn't be subject to insanely retentive morons who consider being one minute late a punishment worthy offense. As should be obvious these days, this is more of a pessimal world. So the best course of action is probably to make your target arrival time 7:15. Sure, it's another 15 minutes of uncompensated time out of your life on top of the hour or so you already lose to travel to and from the job, but at least you're employed.

  27. Respect for others by Mxyzptlk · · Score: 1
    At my job, our flex is defined as
    • The working day starts between 07.00 and 09.00.
    • the working day ends between 15.00 and 19.00.
    • A "normal day" is defined as working 08.00-16.27, monday through friday, excepting temps - for example consultants - or people working with service tasks - for example guards or those operating the production environment.

    There are several reasons for following these rules, and some may even apply to you! :-) One reason is that you should not work too much and get burned out. Another, more important reason for me personally is that I think many forget or just do not care about is to have respect for others, because other people depend on you. One guy in my project always comes in before 07.00, and leaves sometime before 15.00, which suck for me, because I am following the flex rules, which means that when I want to ask him something sometime during the afternoon, he has already gone home. This means that a couple of hours each day can be spent on waiting for that guy.

    I've tried to adjust my working hours to the rest of the project (which means coming in one hour earlier than at my previous job), but even then, that is not enough.

    So - follow the flex rules because otherwise you can make the job of others so much more frustrating!
  28. What's Clocking In???? by Danious · · Score: 1

    You really have to puch clock? No, seriously, I've NEVER heard of clocking in at ANY professional level company. If you're salaried, then all that crap goes out the window and expectations move from "working the required hours" to "working the hours required", if you catch the subtle difference. Funny how it always works in their favour, they never acknowledge the extra hours we put in at the end of the day to actually get the job done. So use it against them.

    As someone has noted above, read your contract, get some legal advice (join a union, they're good at that sort of thing), then sit down in a quiet, friendly chat with your manager who says you are on flexi-time and explain your concerns and point out whatever favourable legal stuff you find in your contract. Point out politely that if the company insists on you clocking in at precisely 7:30am, then you will insist in clocking out precisely X hours later, as per the exact terms of your contract. If/when management caves in, get it in writing from the highest possible person, counter-signed by someone high up in HR and get a notarised copy lodged somewhere safe. Worst case scenario is you piss them off a bit and miss a few bonuses and promotions, but your job is 100% safe unless they can pin some other crap on you. Then you sue their arse...

    John.

    P.S. If you're looking for examples, IBM has a flexi policy that so long as you're in by 10 and don't leave before 3, and make your hours for the week, no questions are asked. For those on call, hours worked the night before count to your weeks total and can be used against that days core hours. I've seen DBA's crawl in at 1pm and leave an hour later after a really bad night. Hell, my manager NEVER arrived before 10am, sometimes 11am...

    1. Re:What's Clocking In???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First let me say that I am the latest person you'll ever meet. I find it impossible to be on time.

      However if you want to know why some professional companies have time clocks for everyone it is EXACTLY because of the unions.

      Unions force everyone to use a clock so that the fat-cats (which is what they DO consider anyone with a degree, etc.) can't cheat the "working man".

      Most tough rules are the result of someone complaining that things weren't fair. Companies decide that it is much easier to set a STRICT rule that is easy to enforce (or at least verify compliance).

  29. my situation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My last job, I was used to coming in and leaving when the work was done. No questions asked. Even though I worked 60 to 80 hours a week, I was still fairly happy. Then I had to go do something stupid and go somewhere else for less hours. If I'm a minute past 8, I'm late. I just got a written warning and stuck on 90 day probation for it. It's all a stupid perception thing. I get my work done, early, and my stuff just works without problems. Yet, my boss doesn't see that, he sits there with the stopwatch waiting for me to come in and it pisses him off.

    IT is not like a job at a convenience store. People should not be required to have strict hours. I guess it depends on the company though. Old companies have hours, young companies don't. The people at the young companies seem happier and tend to get more work done. If you treat your employees like 5 year olds, they will act like 5 year olds.

  30. WTF? by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

    A minute late three times and you get a reprimand? What is this, gradeschool?

    Last Tuesday (not yesterday) I was supposed to be at work at 6AM for copyout. My alarm never went off, so I woke up at 6. I got to work 90 minutes late (I'd called and left a msg for my boss telling her I had to shower and would be in ASAP.

    Not so much as a stern talking to when I got there. Sure, I had to stay late but my regular work days (aside from copyout) are 7-4 anyway.

    This was the first time I've *ever* been late to a job, and I've been working since I was 17 (14 years now).

    My question to those in a situation similar to the subject author's: What do your employers have to say if you have kids and have to 1) drop them off at daycare or school, or 2) have sick kids that require attending to before you leave? Are they such hard-asses that they'll ride you for taking care of family?

    If so, I'd suggest finding another job. We're all supposed to be adults, and should be capable of policing ourselves.

    The only time something like this should be done is if you're working in a call center.

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  31. Not if you ask me. by WereTiger · · Score: 1

    Both of my parents are "professionals". One is in IT, the other is in administration.

    When you're paid a professional salary, and working for a signifigant company, they should be more forgiving about minor details like that and be more concerned about the quality of your work.

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  32. Sensible Adjustments by old_unicorn · · Score: 1

    One company I worked at, if you were one minute late clocking in, (07:31), then you got docked one minute's pay. Not too difficult is it? Neither the company nor the employee notices one minute here or there.

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    1. Re:Sensible Adjustments by KDan · · Score: 1

      Sounds like an accounting nightmare...

      Daniel

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    2. Re:Sensible Adjustments by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      Yes , but as people have mentioned above, it makes people completely tense and anal about it.

      So, now they clock in at *exactly* 7:30.... and when asked to "just stay back 5 minutes to do (x)", they think, "well, fuck you. I clock in a 7:30, I clock out at 3. Seeya."

      Even if they don't actually *say* that, they're thinking it subconsciously. If your company is unwilling to allow *1* minute leeway, well, it works both ways and employees will be a lot less willing to go above and beyond because of it.

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  33. I'm always late after lunch by Universal+Nerd · · Score: 1

    But what my boss cares about is effectiveness - if, even if I arrive late from lunch.

    The HR department deducts this tardiness from my salary but he always authorizes it to be added back. Those folks really hate my boss because of this.

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  34. The Henry Ford Approach by Aix · · Score: 1

    Henry Ford (paraphrased, in reference to the Model T): You can have any color you want, as long as it's black.

    Your Boss: You can show up anytime you want, as long as it's at 7:30.

  35. Flex Time? by sparkie · · Score: 1

    I usually show up a good 10 to 15 minutes late and sneak in the side door. Then I zone out at my desk until around noon or so. Go grab some lunch and come back, and zone out until about 4:00 then I sneak out the side door. I'd say on a given day I get about 15 minutes of real work done.

  36. My experiances ... by Vilim · · Score: 1

    When I worked at McDonalds we had a similar system to this. The only thing is IMHO McDonalds only hires relativly consciencious workers. You see when I would be getting on for a shift at McDonalds I was replacing somebody who desparately wanted to get the fuck out of there. Same thing with when I had been making burgers for 8 hours straight. Everyone actually clocked in a few minutes EARLY to make the shift change go as smooth as possible (less orders in the queue when you get on). This was a great system because if you were late it wasn't the managment who you were fucking over, it was your friends because usually noone would leave if the next shift wasn't there. Currently I work at A&P and it is quite different, since the time clock only checks who is/isn't clocked in every 15 minutes you can clock in 7 minutes early or 7 minutes late and still be on time. The same goes for clocking out at the end of your shifts and clocking out for lunches. On 1 8 hour shift with 1 unpaid lunch (and 2 paid breaks) you could actually get paid for half an hour that you didn't work. A&P is alot more laid back than McDonalds I will clock out if there is another person to replace me or not, the produce floor won't suddenly explode if someone isn't watching it like a hawk.

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  37. Very unprofessional by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

    It's highly unprofessional for employees to be late constantly, but it's equally unprofessional to expect exempt employees to clock in.

    When companies suddenly become Nazi-esque regarding things like time reporting, it usually means that they are targeting people for termination. At most places, the little rules only are enforced when management wants to get rid of someone of flex their muscle.

    That being said, if you have flex time available to you, pick a start time that is compatible with your commute and try to be at work 15 minutes early.

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  38. Bunch of frickin' whiners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What the hell is so hard about showing up on time for work? Go to bed on time and get up on time. Stop partying and looking at pr0n so damn late into the night.

    When you are late for a good reason, so be it -- just take the hit. If you're that valuable, they won't fire you. Life can suck sometimes, now suck it up and carry on.

    No bloody wonder the world is going to hell in a hand basket when no one can appreciate the value of having reasonable working standards.

    You "creative" types slay me. Go "create" on your own if you don't like "working for the man". It's your decision, no one owes you anything.

  39. A wizard is never late by Baines · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to." -- Gandalf

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  40. Can't you have someone else clock you in? by vasqzr · · Score: 2, Informative


    You could have a buddy clock you in or something.

    Many guys at factory jobs clock in/out for other guys and people just leave the site.

    I worked at Johnson Controls, making car interiors. Sure, factory job, but you've gotta clock in on time or else. You'd get fired and they'd find someone else with a pulse to take your job.

    At Best Buy you had to have a manager punch you in/out if you weren't within 7 minutes of your scheduled time. This way they can control hours down to the minute.

    At Applebee's they have what's called "Apple Time". You were supposed to show up 5 or 15 minutes before your shift and get ready for the day. They'd even pay you the extra hour or whatever you would be there during the week by getting there early.

    I worked for a mom+pop network shop, and we were all salaried. The problem was, the cunt that worked up front would record what time we all came in and would email them all to the boss.

    Bob - 8:01, Marc - 8:14, Ray - 7:55, John - 8:20

    I hated that fucking job.

    1. Re:Can't you have someone else clock you in? by mrpuffypants · · Score: 1

      You sure that the cunt wasn't just reading the Bible?

      Bob - 8:01, Marc - 8:14, Ray - 7:55, John - 8:20

      Wait, was there a 'Bob' in the Bible?

    2. Re:Can't you have someone else clock you in? by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      You could have a buddy clock you in or something.

      This practice was rampant at British Airways, so the management introduced time clocks, with cards to swipe in and out. Swiping for a friend was explicitly banned.

      In response, the union went on strike and stranded 80,000 passengers. Kinda makes you think what they were trying to protect, doesn't it? Honest employees would never have been afraid of the new rules.

  41. Incentives. by vasqzr · · Score: 1


    I'm always on time since we started getting bagels/donuts. Ever been the last guy to get a donut or bagel?

    The cream cheese is all dirty, the donuts are all picked over...

  42. Back in the '70s... by Karora · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I used to work for a government department that inflicted this sort of thing on me as well. It never worked for me because I would sleep in despite my best efforts.

    As a result, if I slept in I would just phone in sick. Being sick was a lot more acceptable than being five minutes late, no matter how much more expensive it was to the organisation. We had rules about being sick that required a doctor's certificate only for sick leave in excess of two days, so no matter that nobody actually believed I was sick, they couldn't pull me up on it.

    When I left I'm afraid I had no respect for that kind of clockwatching (well, given my behaviour I guess I didn't have a lot of respect for it to start with :-), and I still don't.

    Every job I have ever worked in since then I have made damn sure that nobody gives a flying F*** what hour I leave or arrive, in general. Of course there are occasions when you need to be on time - it just isn't an every day sort of rule around any workplace I have worked at since, and it never will be in the future.

    Some jobs require it, of course. If you are in a customer service position in an organisation that opens at 7:00am, then I would expect repeated lateness to be a perfectly reasonable cause for dismissal. I wouldn't expect the owners of such a place to say that your hours were 7:00am - whatever though: I'd expect them to be (e.g.) 6:30am - whatever, so that turning up 1 minute late would not be an issue.

    That'll be 2c, please.

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  43. Parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod this up.

  44. Being on time by sweede · · Score: 1

    is being 15 minutes early.

    simple as that.

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  45. Self Discipline by pete-classic · · Score: 1

    If you discipline yourself no one else will have to.

    Why don't you start going in at 7:00? If you clock in at 7:01 (or even, <gasp> 7:07) you'll still be "on time."

    Traffic will probably be a hair better on the way home too.

    Well, got to go. I'm running late for work!

    -Peter

  46. I Don't have a job by mhesseltine · · Score: 1

    You insensitive clod

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    1. Re:I Don't have a job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude! you rule! wanna get toasted and play some x box?

  47. In defense of them unskilled blue collar types... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I expect the poster's company will have a terrible time attracting talent at that point -- if they haven't already gone under by then, because only the most desperate and talentless of their employees won't have found jobs at a place that doesn't treat knowledge workers like unskilled factory workers.

    While in general I agree with everything you've said, I'd caution you to be just a little more temperate in your choice of language. Factory workers must be punctual because the assembly line can't move unless everyone is present at their posts, not because they may or may not lack some particular set of skills or aptitudes that a different worker or type of worker might or might not possess.

    Time was that Americans understood they were to treat all their fellow citizens equally. Granted, if you're a typical /.er, your childhood and adolescence were inundated with the propaganda of class warfare and class hatred, and that's about the only kind of political discourse you've ever heard, but it was not always so, and, for what it's worth, there are plenty of us out here in fly-over country who pay reverence to the old ways.

  48. gotta get out the door! by compwizrd · · Score: 1

    I'd reply, but i'm late for work.

  49. Push Into Overtime by 4of12 · · Score: 1, Informative

    Back in my teenage years I worked for McDonald's and they required me to punch a timeclock.

    They basically calculated your hours to the nearest 1/4 hour and you paid (if you could call it that) to the nearest quarter hour.

    If you were 2-3 minutes late, not a big deal.

    If you were 10-15 minutes late, you'd start getting comments from an assistant manager and after some number of such incidents unreliable employees would get canned, pretty much as you would expect.

    The interesting thing was that I would sometimes clock in about 8-10 minutes early and might clock out a few minutes late, enough that I would, horror of horrors, work 8.25 hours that day, which meant some 1.5 salary according to law.

    I'd say on the one hand that your employer ought to cut you some slack, just to allow for the variability in commute times.

    The flip side is to start punching the clock religiously, go ahead and let `em start paying you a quarter hour of overtime here and there and see if the bureaucracy doesn't start to get to them.

    If your employer is adamant about employees providing high precision coverage of a time window, then they can afford to pay it.

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  50. So how late is "late" by Masarand · · Score: 1
    Systems where you have to be in by (say) 0900, but you're not "late" until 0930 don't make any sense to me. Is the deadline 0900 or 0930?

    If you have a rule like this, some employees will never be in before 0925 and the others will seeth with resentment.

  51. That's insane by HeyLaughingBoy · · Score: 1

    And this is called flex time?? No, it is not normal for a programmer/software engineer type job by any stretch of the imagination.

    I come in to work any time between oh, 8am and 10am and leave approx. 8 hours later. No one bothers me as long as I get my work done on time. I regularly eat lunch at my desk, and don't spend much time chatting, so I'm fairly productive. I've always thought this to be more or less normal in the work environments I have been in.
    Sure, some employees raise an eyebrow if they see me walking in at 10am when they came in at 7 (that's nuts!!), but they're not signing my paycheck, so I don't give it a second thought.

  52. Consultant! by invisik · · Score: 1

    I'm a consultant, thus always right on time.... :)

    Seriously, that sounds a but extreme. We're all adults should be able to manage our schedules--if you're 15 minutes late, make it up over lunch or in the evening. Any sane boss shouldn't be upset if they found out you made up the time later that day. And if it becomes a consistent problem for you that management has to get involved, then I think you have to look inward first.

    -m

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  53. I'm regularly late by Whomever · · Score: 1

    I'm routinely "late" by an hour or more. But, considering I routinely work 2 1/2 hours late, nobody complains.

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  54. Uh, no? by Talonius · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's 8:13 AM, I'm "supposed" to be at work at 8:00 AM. I'm sitting here in my underwear at home reading Slashdot before I even bother taking a shower.

    Then again I work until whatever time is required when a project is due and my boss knows that I'll bust my balls when it's needed.

    I could work in a structured environment like that if I was required to, but I wouldn't put in the extra effort. If 1 minute late gets me written up, then 1 minute late clocking out would too. 8 hours, get up and go.

    It's all in the relationship.

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    My reality check bounced.
  55. Docking Pay by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 3, Informative

    You might want to talk to your local labor department. If you are a salaried employee, any company policy that states you will get your pay docked for being a few minutes late like this would probably cause you to become non-exempt and eligible for overtime under the Fair Labor Standards Act.

    1. Re:Docking Pay by jag164 · · Score: 2, Informative
      mod parent up.. Very important for expempt employees to know. (in most cases salaried employees are exempt)

      This is absolutely true. Docking pay will change your exempt status. In essence, if they dock pay, you will also be entitled to collect overtime if you work more then 40 hours according to the Fair Labor Standards Act. A grey area in the FLSA is also dockking pay for things such as doctors appointments. Though not clear in the FLSA, many employers do not dock pay this area b/c they risk changing your exempt status thus allowing your to collect overtime also. My company doesn't dock pay, but charges partial hours against our sick leave in such cases. Not quite sure what would happen if we've used up our sick leave though.

  56. Oh man... I thought we were the only ones! by Bravo_Two_Zero · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We just picked this up, too. Each "late" is an "occurance," which add up to verbal warnings, written warnings and dismissal at 7 occurances.

    I think it's just that companies are trying like mad to shift the base definition of work, given that ecomomic circumstances keep most of us as a captive audience. When the economy picks up and we all start to bail, they can "negotiate" a more relaxed environment again, which won't do more than return to the status quo of a couple of years ago. I agree that it seems short-sighted to treat your employees like children... any of your employees.

    That said, I'd also add that my group is extremely lucky that our managers stood up to say "we work on infrastructure, so we can't work 8 to 5 like everyone else." They could have just as easily said "a 40-hour week? my people will be thrilled! no more late nights and long weekends!" Other departments weren't happy with that ("why does I.S. think they're special?"), but they don't have to show on several weekends a year for routine maintenance and system outages.

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  57. Re:Not flex time -- Some Companies by secret_squirrel_99 · · Score: 1

    Some company's idea of flextime ( I worked for one) is actually comp time. You they compensate you with extra time off when you are required to work late, but otherwise you have a fixed schedule. I suspect that this may be the case here

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  58. Get another Job by laika$chi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In twenty years of working I've had one job like that. I lasted six months, and have never been happier to quit a job. Want to punch a clock? Get a real blue-collar job that pays real overtime.
    Hell, even when I was in the Navy, nobody bitched about a minute or two here or there, as long as it didn't become a habit. Except for that one job I mentioned before, I've worked for places where as long as I was productive, the time didn't really matter. Most have had expectations that I would work a "normal" day, but the only times I was expected to hit perfectly were meetings with others, expecially customers.
    I've also worked shiftwork where I was actually relieving someone, as part of a team. Even there, as long as you were prepared to assume the watch on time, it didn't matter if you were there an hour before or 5 minutes before.
    Go Find Another Job
    Yes, they're not easy to come by, but the long-term effects of working at a job like yours SUCK!
    I worked in aerospace for a long time, and you have to fill out timecards (not punch-in/out, just record the daily total). Even that Sucks. When I went to work as a lead at a very small company, the first thing we did was get rid of timecards, unless we were billing the customer by the hour. And even then, you didn't have to account for every hour of every day.
    But remember the flip side
    In really god jobs like that, you won't need to take time off to head home early because of a sick kid. But you won't get paid for working Sunday because a big project is due. Overall, I like that trade. If you want to only work your 8 and go home come hell or high water, you've already got a clock-puncher mentality.
    Do you want to truly be treated like a professional? Then demand it, and act like it. If the current job won't give it to you, move on!

  59. It doesn't sound like flex-time to me... by Carpathius · · Score: 2, Insightful


    I can work the hours that my boss and I see fit for me to fullfil the number of hours I'm required to get a week. Besides this I must clock in at 7:30 AM every day I am at work.

    That doesn't sound like flex time to me, in fact, your two statements sound contradictory. You can work the hours you see fit, but you have to clock in at 7:30?

    Problem is, that doesn't really matter. The terms of your position say you must clock in at 7:30 AM, so that's what you need to do, regardless of whether or not anyone else believes it's flex-time or not.

    I work for a medium sized corporation as a sys-admin. I'm normally around during core hours -- 9 AM to 4 PM -- but depending upon what I've had to do the previous weekend or the previous night, I may come in late or leave early. Or take the day off. Management knows that I work weekends on occasion, so they understand that I may take time off during the week.

    My real point is that you have to follow the rules of where you work. If the rules say clock in at 7:30 AM, you've got to do it. About the only thing you can do now is try to renegociate the rules. It sounds like you and your manager have a reasonable agreement and that you're being held to rules meant for people lower down the foodchain. You might be able to talk management into relaxing the 7:30 AM clock in rules if you can show that your work doesn't fit those rules.

    On the other hand, if you actually have to clock in, then the odds aren't good that they'll relax the rules for you.

    Sean.

  60. A smokescreen? by computerlady · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sure this doesn't apply to you, but sometimes they try to use some nit-picking thing like this to get rid of someone they don't want for other reasons...

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  61. are you late for work? by jschmitz · · Score: 0

    sure I am late sometimes and early other times - sometimes we have to work all weekend and get comp time. Most work places that I have been in especially in IT have been pretty flexible - being late 1 minute?? that is insane I would seek employement elsewhere if I were you = )

  62. Exempt? or Non-exempt? Know the rules by CharlieG · · Score: 4, Informative

    Well 2 things said elsewhere
    1)It sure doesn't sound like "flex" time, unless 7:30 is the latest start time. Let's say your day is 7:30-4:30 - does he allow you to start at 7:00 and work till 4:00? If not, it's NOT flex time

    2)The minute he starts docking you for time, you are no LONGER an "exempt employee", and they MUST, by law, pay OT!! Even if they SAY you are still "exempt" (what most people call salaried), if they dock time in LESS than FULL DAY increments, they don't live up to the Federal Law.

    Remember other law rules IF you are non exempt (some may be NY law - check)
    1)(Federal) They MUST give you a paid 15 minute break for each 4 hours worked - this is why you get a 30 minute lunch.
    2)You can NOT be required to work more than 6 days in a row. After 6 days, you must be given a 24 hour "off period"
    3)They must pay you 1.5x Base Salary for all hours over 40 hours/week

    I had a boss (MANY years ago) who was doing about what your boss is trying to do - play fast and loose on the OT, but have us on the clock. One day, one of the other employees got in touch with the Dept of Labor (I never did find out WHO, but I think I know). About 3 months later, we all got a nice certified letter, explaining exactly what my boss did wrong, what the rules were, and the best part? A nice check for all our back OT. Being all of 20 at the time, and not earning all that much, that extra few weeks pay was nice (the OT stuff had gone on for a couple of years before the complaint). The most interesting part was they were not allowed to call us "exempt" again for a BUNCH of years, and they had to keep paying OT. We eventually got our flex time, and other perks back, but if we were in for more than 40, we got 1.5x

    You could always punch the clock (MAKE sure you are on time), make SURE you work at least some OT every week, (keep your own records), and make a call to the labor dept in a couple of months

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  63. poor baby by xutopia · · Score: 1

    want to trade with my job you arrogant, feed-me-i-m-kind-of-the-world-and-people-should-gr ant-my-every-wishes.

  64. Some things more important than others by bluGill · · Score: 1

    Comparing when I expect to get paid to when I get in is invalid. The two are not related. I work the hours I'm paid to work, they pay me for working them. A mistake on my part doesn't give them any reason to not hold up their end of the bargin. They may dock my pay if it is part of the rules, but they still pay me on time.

    It isn't just that they shouldn't turn about. Companies that don't pay their employees on time are telling everyone that they are nearly bankrupt - they can't even pay employees. Suppliers often have to wait a few months to get paid, but if they find you can't pay employees they assume you are going to declare bankrupcy and won't ship product until they are paid for it. Not a good situation to be in. There are payroll problems once in a while, but they are rare and even when claimed you should assume it is lack of money until proven otherwise.

  65. No mod points today, but... by uradu · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    here's a hearty "HA, HA, HA" for a funny joke well told!

  66. Interesting question... by chuckcolby · · Score: 1
    I'm going to throw out a few random thoughts here...

    First, your boss/employer seems to feel threatened by the concept of "flex time" as the rest of the world sees it. The "7:31 and you're late" thing seems like either an attempt to feel like they're in control OR (giving them the benefit of the doubt) they usually schedule group activities (ie, meetings, inspirational talks from the CEO, whatever) first thing in the morning.

    Second, I agree in principle with the people that are saying that contracts only outline mutually acceptable conditions. In order for the relationship to prosper, both parties should exceed the terms of the contract.

    Third, you are a broker for your time and talent. Your customer is your employer. I'm NOT implying that the customer is always right, rather it's up to you to decide if the relationship with the customer is profitable for you.

    Finally, at the risk of over-simplifying, there are things that are not in your control and things that are. Focus on the things that are. You are not in control of their morning attendance requirements. You are in control over whether or not you will comply. And if you won't comply, you should probably be looking elsewhere for work. That's another area of your control. The "economic downturn" (not in your control) only limits your prospects, it doesn't prevent you from looking.

    You've got a lot going for you, just some decisions to make. Good luck.

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  67. "Core Hours" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Our city has terrible traffic, and rushhour is from 6:45am to 10:00am, and from 4:00pm to 7:00pm. As a result, all companies here offer flex time as a matter of course. I know a lot of people who work from 10:00am to 7:00pm as their regular hours.

    I work for a large cellular company (with a logo named "Jack" -- can you guess?). Our illustrious CEO was late for the airport one day because his driver (I'm seeing a problem already) couldn't get out of the parking deck at 8:30 because of all the employees streaming in. Our airport is the busiest in the country, and they recommend you arrive 2 hours early, but of course he did not, so he missed his flight.

    After that, said CEO instituted "Core Hours" for employees. Most people think of core hours as something like 10-3, when you can schedule a meeting and expect everyone to be in the office. But our CEO says core hours are 8am-5pm. So everyone has to be there during those hours. As a result, nobody works late anymore, nobody comes in early, and people take a full hour for lunch instead of 15-30 minutes. Brilliant.

    Who hires these morons and pays them millions anyway?

  68. Work From Home Rocks... by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Your bosses are Nazis. Go somewhere else. Seriously! I have to say, that since I started working from home, my schedule goes like this:

    1] Wake up at 7:50am.
    2] Log into VPN, AIM, VNC right around 8:00am.
    3] Work until 5pm.
    4] Log off of VNC, AIM, VPN.
    5] Profit!!!

    Although sometimes here lately I'm working past 5pm, or working some really weird schedules because that is when things are going on. But I get comp time, which really is cool.

    1. Re:Work From Home Rocks... by Hank+Reardon · · Score: 1
      But I get comp time, which really is cool.

      I used to get comp time, too; it was standard practice at two companies I've worked for. Work an hour over, get an hour of comp time.

      Come to think of it, I still have about 600 hours due to me from each of them...

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  69. Doesn't add up by bluGill · · Score: 1

    Those excuses don't add up.

    Sure there will be bad traffic once in a while, but not often enough for the 3 time rule to kick in. Most companies will have a lot of folks late on that day and strike it from your record.

    Everyone has a day where they oversleep. If it happens often you need a better alarm, and to start getting better sleep. (This is complex, if you go to bed too early you might have more trouble getting up than if you go to bed at a normal time) There are medical sleep centers that can help you if that is a problem.

    Everyone's car breaks down. If it breaks too often you either need to do preventative maintance better, or get a better car. Preventative maintance can solve most breakdowns. Old belts break more often, old tires blow out. Even alternators and water pumps normally give warning long before they go, and can be replaced if you are alert to the signs. There will still be the unexpected incidents, but not often enough to be a problem.

    If you have to be in on time, you should learn what traffic is like, and plan to be early enough everyday that normal traffic variences can be covered. Bring a book to read (mini tv, or a local shopping center open early) if normally traffic can mean you are half an hour early one day and barely on time the next despite leaving at the same time.

    I've had to be on time to jobs before. Currently robots can not do those jobs. In some caess robots will do that job in the future, in others maybe not. Today they are not cheap enough to make it worthwhile. I planed my drive so I was on time. It was worse for me than for most because I didn't always work in the same location, timetimes I had to leave two hours before the day before to arrive at the same time.

    That said, flex time is much better. With flex time (which the origional guy doensn't have) you don't have to arrive at any set time. Just get the work done.

    1. Re:Doesn't add up by turgid · · Score: 1
      Sure there will be bad traffic once in a while, but not often enough for the 3 time rule to kick in.

      Ah, you have not experienced traffic is southeast England then. The M25 and its tributaries are frequently closed for hours at a time.

      If you have to be in on time, you should learn what traffic is like, and plan to be early enough everyday that normal traffic variences can be covered.

      I find teleworking a much more satisfactory solution.

      I was merely making the point that having authoritarian working rules just for the sake of it are pointless, often counterproductive and archaic. These days work has to be done at all sorts of times of day. Heck, I used to work putting out potatoes in a supermarket. There was no long hair (had to be shaved), you could wear any colour of socks as long as they were black (also trousers and shoes) and if you dared not smile at a customer when they were threatening to castrate you you were sacked.

    2. Re:Doesn't add up by larien · · Score: 1
      Yugh, managed to avoid the M25 except once, but that wasn't rush hour.

      Personally, I have a 1.25 hour commute each way to work over, 72 miles away (Aberdeen to Dundee in Scotland, FWIW). Twice in two months I've been working here I've seen SERIOUS delays hitting traffic on the dual carriageway (both times a lorry jacknifing). Luckily, both times were on the opposite carriageway and counted myself lucky, but it wouldn't have taken much for that kind of incident to really screw up my times.

    3. Re:Doesn't add up by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Um, what is a lorry?

    4. Re:Doesn't add up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a truck.

    5. Re:Doesn't add up by Linux_Bastard · · Score: 1

      Sure there will be bad traffic once in a while, but not often enough for the 3 time rule to kick in. Most companies will have a lot of folks late on that day and strike it from your record.

      Your guidlines don't apply to large cities.

      The trafic jam scene in Office Space was shot in Dallas, where I live, and believe me, it's actually much worse.

      By your rules, I would be showing up to work an hour early 2.5 times a week, Plus due to the trafic conditions, I would need to leave at least 1.5 to 2 hours earlier. That is 7 hours a week or more unpaid time out of my life.

      The Dallas metro area drive times often vary an hour or more daily. There is very low hysteresis, the 1 hour drive of today may be 30 minutes or 3 hours tomorrow.
      Due to the central city congestion during peak drive times, to get to work 15 minutes early, you may need to leave 45 minutes early, so that you can suck exhaust fumes at 0.1 mph for 30 minutes.

      Shifting your work hours in the metroplex can easily save you 4-10 hours a week in drive-time. And since this is _your_ unpaid time it is a serious perk.

      My company respects my abilitys, and gives me flextime. I just have to be in 10:30, and put in 8 + lunch. Typically I put in about 45-50 hrs a week, but it's still less total time than a strict 40 hour week with a 7:30 start time.

      My company get 5-10 free hours a week, plus lots of loyalty and a _much_ better mental state in the morning.

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    6. Re:Doesn't add up by larien · · Score: 1

      Lorry. Apparently the US equivalent is Motor Truck.

    7. Re:Doesn't add up by turgid · · Score: 1
      Aberdeen to Dundee

      You have my condolences, living in Aberdeen and working in Dundee!! What a terribly boring drive, down that A90, and with all those dangerous juctions. I used to work in Aberdeen a few years ago. The traffic is appaling, especially at rush-hour.

    8. Re:Doesn't add up by Mr+Z · · Score: 1
      The trafic jam scene in Office Space was shot in Dallas, where I live, and believe me, it's actually much worse.

      Close--the initial shot in the first 10 seconds of the film faces east along 635. The DoubleTree is visible on the right, the Preston Road exit is visible in the distance. (Folks at work (TI) thought those buildings at the right were Executive Center 1/2/3 at the 75 interchange, but they're wrong.) The rest of the scene, with the old guy and his walker, I'm pretty sure were shot around Austin.

      As for travel time in D/FW--no kidding! I used to live in north Richardson (Renner Rd) and commute to Forest Lane and 75. 10 miles. Anywhere from 15 minutes to 1+ hour. Now I live near Fort Worth (North Richland Hills, to be exact), 30 miles away, and my commute is 45 minutes to 1.5 hrs. A little less of a variance, but I'm at a right-angle to most of the traffic. I've also learned the back-routes to avoid LBJ.

      I've compared notes with my coworkers who live in Allen and McKinney, and they describe horrendous commute times that are on a par with mine. That's despite living closer to work than I do!

      People have tried to talk me into riding the TRE + DART to come to work, since I spend so much time in my car. No way--my laptop batteries don't last that long, and my lap doesn't have sufficient thermal capacity. It takes me about 10 to 15 minutes just to get to the TRE train station in Hurst. The TRE takes about 45 minutes from where I'm at. The DART Rail, about 30, plus there's the average "synchronization overhead" of about 15 minutes waiting for the next train. Once I get to the other side of the DART Rail trip, I would have to wait another 7.5 minutes on average for the TI Shuttle, for the 5 minute shuttle ride. Add it all up, and it's nearly 2 hours, one way. Forget it!

      The solution to my commute? A laptop, a cellphone, VPN software, a WiFi card and a T-Mobile Hotspot subscription. I plop my happy ass at Starbucks, Coffee Haus in Arlington, or at the UTA Library. (The view is much better there, anyway, than at work...) Much nicer.

      I will move closer to work, but I'm under no delusion that it will actually save me much commute time.

      --Joe
    9. Re:Doesn't add up by larien · · Score: 1
      FWIW, the worst bit was always around Forfar which has been redone pretty extensively and is now much better. Yup, it's boring, but I get a chance to think about stuff on the way. Aberdeen traffic isn't too bad when I'm leaving here (about 7:30-7:45), but it does depend on which bit of Aberdeen you're in.

      That said, I'm looking at the option of getting a laptop and doing up my web pages on the train, which is why the recent powerbook updates have got me interested...

    10. Re:Doesn't add up by turgid · · Score: 1

      Couldn't you just telework, and only drive down for meetings? Or is that too radical for your employers?

    11. Re:Doesn't add up by yamla · · Score: 1

      This is a serious question. I was born in England and lived the first part of my life there. Now, I live in Canada.

      Here in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, we consider a half hour drive to and from work to be rather long, 45 minutes would generally be considered excessive.

      1.25 hours? That's two and a half hours of commute a day! Is this considered normal? Would it not be more efficient to live closer to work? I mean, you could have an extra ten hours of personal time each week... Why did you live so far away?

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    12. Re:Doesn't add up by guardian-ct · · Score: 1

      Fixing the "can't get out of bed early enough" problem isn't quite as easy as you seem to think. In most cases it'll take more than 3 days of diagnostics and/or treatment attempts.

      Day 1: Make appointment for sleep disorder clinic.
      2 weeks later: Call recruiter/send resume out due to loss of job for being 1 minute late too many times.
      [probably a few months later, the appointment rolls around]
      Day/night 2: Go to sleep disorder clinic
      Day 3: Find out you can't wake up so well because you're depressed from being unemployed.

      The other thing you're missing from the equation:
      Some other disability may be keeping an employee from waking up early, or getting ready for work as quickly as the average person. Not all disabilities are obvious or even easily treatable.

    13. Re:Doesn't add up by bluGill · · Score: 1

      In the US at least, the americans with disabilities act does something to prevent you from losing your job if there is a medical reason you can't get there in time. Only a lawyer could tell you how/if it applies to you.

      For the rest: I didn't mean to imply it is easy. You need to find what works for you to get you there in time though. (I recomend a different job - but they are hard to find)

    14. Re:Doesn't add up by larien · · Score: 1
      Yes, it would make sense to be closer to work, but (a) I've bought my flat in Aberdeen and (b) it's only a 6 month contract (at least initially).

      Between the two of the above, it isn't really worth me moving here.

  70. Re:In defense of them unskilled blue collar types. by danbeck · · Score: 1

    Kudos, that was one of the best posts I've seen here on slashdot in a while. I've never seen a better description of the typical crowd here at slashdot, than yours.

  71. Answered your own question... by Linux_ho · · Score: 1

    "Should 1 minute late really be considered 'late'?"

    <Snarky reply>
    Yes, though other definitions of the word "late" can be submitted to Merriam-Webster for inclusion in their products if you have some new ideas. :-)
    </Snarky>

    OK, by most standards, that policy is pretty harsh. It's probably designed to weed out the primadonnas. But there's an easy solution: just show up 30 minutes early EVERY DAY. 30 minutes is NOTHING. If you can't make a habit of showing up at 7:00, it's because your ego is getting in the way. Many people with big brains have big egos to match, as will probably be demonstrated in the responses below.

    Now, there's nothing wrong with having a big ego. All the most interesting people I know have a very high opinion of themselves. Just don't let your ego get in the way of doing what needs to get done, or else you become a primadonna. Clean your toilet when it's dirty, wash dishes when the meal's over, and show up to work on time. Just do it! If you can't, why not? "I shouldn't have to show up at that ridiculous hour of the morning, because (insert irrelevant excuse)" If that's the tone of your answer, try Zen, therapy, or some other means of becoming aware of the extent to which your ego dominates your actions.

    Your alternative is to find another job where they are willing to cater to primadonnas. There are lots of jobs out there where they will cater to your ego and let you come in almost whenever you please. But I don't recommend that. Fix the problem instead.

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    1. Re:Answered your own question... by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 1

      If you live in a city, planning to be 30 minutes early does not guarantee that you will never be late.

      My commute is 7 miles. It takes 16 minutes some days and more than an hour on others.

      Some people in the office commute from more than 60 miles away.

      If it were not permissible for them to at least occasionally come in late and leave late, they would not be able to work here.

    2. Re:Answered your own question... by Linux_ho · · Score: 1

      I work in downtown Seattle and commute 30 miles, so I know the routine. If you commute during rush hour, yes, it will vary more. If you are at work by 7AM, you are beating the crowd, and your commute will only rarely vary by more than 5-10 minutes. Besides, the poster's work rules do allow occasional tardiness.

      My point is that if you bother to plan at all, you might be surprised how easy punctuality can be. Try living in Germany for a while. Almost nobody is EVER late for ANYTHING, because it's considered very rude.

      By the way, have you considered biking to work? 7 miles would probably take about a half hour, eliminate the traffic variable, save money, and get you some exercise too.

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  72. Not Everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I've had two consecutive jobs in the same small company. Last boss: get in before 8:30, no matter what. Leave at 5:15, no matter what. Don't do ANYTHING work related outside those hours, 'cause we can't pay you overtime.

    Current boss: get your work done, and please don't mind if I need you to do stuff at all hours of the day in night (and he's good about it, always apologizes if it's after 5:30 or before 8:30). Try to get in 40 hours every week, and make sure you do track your hours per project. That's it.

  73. uh, dude, that's horrible by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

    I think I could sleep in till 9 and noone would've noticed I wasn't at work, and I often bailed out a bit early if there was nothing to do. Of course, we didn't have to clock in, we just got paid the same regardless of our actual in/out times, unless we took a day off of course.

    This meant I was never stressed about time, and could focus on more important issues like debugging and testing.

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  74. I feel for the poster by |_uke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can tell ya, I truly feel for the poster of this article.

    A year ago or so ago I was working for an employer whom... well.. I really had some problems with.

    Before I start, please note.. I was working salery...

    It was typical for me to give large amounts of overtime for this company. (did I say give.. I mean it was EXPECTED of me)

    A lot of times, I ended up LEAVING the building, around 11 pm... yah.. close to midnight...

    There where also a couple times where I ended up staying even past then... one time my boss tells me "Umm, I have to have this done by tomarrow morning before my flight out to taiwan" me asking "Why didn't you tell me about this sooner?", boss tells me, "I just remembered it".

    So I get to stay in the office until 4 in the morning making sure my boss has her shit together.

    Lets not forget being sent to a customer site, expected to fix a problem our manufacturing department in taiwan made... and expected to stay there every day... for weeks if need be.. working 9-10 or so until its done. (If you dont do this, the company could go out of business they tell me)

    anyways... you get the idea. So add ontop of that.. the fact that my boss was always on my case about being an hour or so late.

    "You need to stop coming in late luke, we will have to dock your pay", to which I reply, "You need to stop expecting me to work 14 hours a day, or allow me to come in late."

    Literally.. at the time.. I did not mind working the hours I did. The thing that bugged me was that they gave me shit if I came in any later than 8 am. (Look, if I go home at 11 pm.. and get HOME at 12:30 pm.. and get to bed around 1:30 pm... you cant expect me to be up at 5:30 am, and out of the house at 6:30 am .. so I can arrive at work at 8:00 am.)

    anyways, needless to say.. after TRYING to work things out with management and getting exactly nowhere.. I quit =)

    On my way out the door to go to work... so I cant spell check or anything =) But anyways... thats my story.

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  75. I flexed as well by tkrabec · · Score: 1

    I have a flex schedule, but they cancled my vacation, because something might happen: nothing did or would. Then they wanted me to start showing up on time at 8. now I work till 4:30, as a rule. I have been staying till 5 recently, but that is about to stop.
    I was normally at work by 8:30 hardly ever past 8:15 and I always put in the time on the other side of the day. I got in late I worked late.

    I am salaried so I will do not get overtime. I get admin time.

    -- tim

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  76. Think you've got in rough? by gmiller123456 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Every Friday, just before it's time to leave, my boss comes up and says:

    "Hey, Peter. How's it going? Yeaaaa. I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in tomorrow....".

    Then, if I'm one minute late, when I get home there's a message on my answering machine:
    "Uhhh, yeaaaa. I was just calling to let you know that we did start at the NORMAL time today. So if you could just get here as soon as possible, that'd be greaaat. Thanks."

  77. You already know the answer by JustAnOtherCodeSerf · · Score: 1

    Sounds like your company has a flex time policy, but your boss is a control freak (and from the sounds of it a morning person). Read your contract and your company flex policy. If you want it, you're going to have to fight for it. You'll probably have to get his boss involved. If you don't think you can win, leave. Life's too short for this crap.

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  78. Well, Bob... by dmr · · Score: 2, Funny

    I usually come in about 9:15, through the back door so Lumbergh doesn't see me come in. Then I sit at my desk and space out for a few hours.

    Space out?

    Yeah, just stare at my screen, make it look like I'm working.

  79. Re:In defense of them unskilled blue collar types. by jxs2151 · · Score: 1
    Granted, if you're a typical /.er, your childhood and adolescence were inundated with the propaganda of class warfare and class hatred

    Don't be too sure that most /. 'ers are little Bolsheviks. Just as with most things in this great country, the majority is mostly silent and the minority is mostly overly loud. I call it the Small Groups Screaming Loudly syndrome. It is a basic tenet of propagandism

  80. Watch the clock at the OTHER END of the day, too! by netringer · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I think the answer is to make sure your are never even 1 minute late. Also make sure you never work 1 minute past quittin' time! If it's the end of your shift and the code needed tommorow ain't workin' - It's quittin' time! See ya!

    We have similar sillinesss popping up at my job occasionally. This in spite of the fact that I have in the past come in for a system upgrade or repair on a Friday and still been at work the following Monday evening.

    You never get those hours back. As Scott Adams (Dilbert) says, "Work will take what give it." and never even say "Thank you." With that in mind you're nuts not to give exactly the 8 hour day work is requiring and not one minute more.

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  81. That is not flex time. by LazyBoy · · Score: 1
    They can call it flex time, but it's not. I've been on flex time so long that 7:30 would kill me. (I'm not a morning person.) If my management started insisting on a start time, I'd respond by giving them exactly eight hours of work a day and no more.

    Anyway, naming confusion aside, 7:30 is the rule and you have 3 choices: take it, fight it, or walk. In a better job market, "walk" would be the obvious answer for me. Right now...

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  82. Being on time is really important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I watch my coworkers get lazy with arriving on time and flaking off in general. Management was light on enforcing start times and people took advantage of it.

    There is a fine line that management must walk. We have flex time but it is at the managers discretion. Those who have child care issues, etc. are allowed to work flex time in that they arrive a little late once in a while and stagger their shift to accommodate a working spouse and child care. Those employee's who start the day and close the day (multiple shifts) have no recourse but to start and end at the proper times. Those in the middle can come and go as long as it doesn't impact staffing needs.

    I have witnessed extreme abuse. i.e. 20 minutes late on a daily basis. Excuse after excuse is given. The employee is warned verbally, then warned again and again. One guy receives a morning phone call from the manager each morning to get his ass in gear and on the highway! This employee has now been told that if he's late one more time in the next 3 months he will be written up and if it happens after that he will be docked from his vacation time. If it continues to happen he will be fired. This is a valuable employee but he's about to shoot himself in the foot.

    Another bad employee has mastered the art of work avoidance and learned a disappearing act. His manager is in another state but his managers manager sits nearby. The upper manager made a comment the other day about whether or not this employee realizes that his manager reports to him. Even though we don't use time clocks, this upper manager has started a spreadsheet to account for this AWOL employee who shows up but takes long breaks and blames it on non-existent meetings. He now spys on the whereabouts of this employee on a daily basis. It's only a matter of time before the evidence mounts and he is terminated.

    They don't want to fire this person, but if he can't show up on time then they will find someone who can. Jobs are scarce and they don't have to put up with slacker lateness.

    Most managers are rather flexible if you've been working overtime (unpaid) and you are late because you worked till 2am the night before. Heck, most who experience that type of overtime simply take a free day off without question.

    My employer is reasonable with regards to being late but it gets abused. Perhaps the Slashdot poster doesn't know the history of his department. Maybe the manager had to crack the whip and now has to enforce on time arrival because it was so heavily abused.

    I arrive on time 99% of the time and I usually work late. Most of the time I am early due to traffic planning, etc. I get there about 15 minutes early every day. I don't get paid for the overtime but I do get recognition from management. I receive the highest bonus every time, I am instructed not to tell coworkers what I received because it's more then double what most received. I get a shift differential and excellent benefits. I am shocked every time I check my account balance. I drive a luxury car and have 10 computers at home. I can afford fancy travel and jewelry for the fiancee. I really cannot complain about being required to show up to work on time.

    It's a matter of respect and honor. I am getting paid a heck of a lot of money and I have no problem with performing the minimum requirement of showing up on time.

  83. No offense, but... by Retribution · · Score: 1

    I make it to work on time every day, and I consider punctuality to be a matter of pride. That's just me though, of course.

    If your workplace has strict timekeeping, which is not at all an unfair practice, you would expect your employer to name some time that would be considered "late". It's a simple necessity that a hard line be drawn somewhere. If you're only considered late if you're 15 minutes late or more, everyone will start showing up 10 minutes late.

    If you're being paid to start working at a certain time, show some self respect and start working at that time, and don't whine about it.

    Moreover, and this is just personal opinion, I also feel that if you're expected to be at work at 7:30, you're actually expected to be ready to start work at 7:30, not take 30 minutes to get coffee and "settle in." I'll probably be tarred and feathered for this one though.

    I just figure my time is my business, and my boss's time is my boss's business. Simple.

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  84. This is not flex time by deanj · · Score: 1

    Flex time, at least in the way I've always seen it implemented is: Work whatever hours you want to, as long as you get your eight hours in. Generally, this means being in most of the day, and ALWAYS be there for meetings, demos and customer visits. In practice, it's usually be in by 9 am or so...

    The thing is, having you clock in at 7:30 and getting docked if you're not in by that time is not flex time. Calling a "cat" a "dog" doesn't make it one.

    I have to say though, that if I were to find myself in that situation, I would clock out the SECOND the eight hours were up.

  85. Why does a professional have to clock in? by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    Billable hours. Now, 'Why does a salaried professional have to clock in' is another question entirely.

    1. Re:Why does a professional have to clock in? by Pseudonym · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even when you're on a salary, your hours can be billable to a customer.

      Even when I'm a salaried professional, I don't have a problem with "clocking in" and/or keeping a timesheet. But saying that 9:01am is late, no questions asked, is just plain wrong unless there's a good reason for it (e.g. customer support contracts requiring the phone/email to be manned during certain hours). Even then, though, I'd want it negotiable.

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    2. Re:Why does a professional have to clock in? by clifyt · · Score: 1

      I have no problem keeping a timesheet, but I do with the clocking in.

      If your boss or your customer cannot trust that you've worked the hours you've said you've worked, they should find someone else they can trust.

      As for specific instances like you've mentioned -- of course. I replied to an AC about the same thing (which is probably under the threshhold for viewing now)...some positions HAVE to be a strict timed basis...but if so, don't expect them to be there for anything outside of those hours.

  86. I would LOVE a time clock. by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Im normally a few minutes late, but i could fis that. However, if they start making me punch a clock, well then, no more working through lunch, no more staying after 5:00 to finish up, no more letting that extra 15 minutes of OT slide, no more cellphone on the weekends for emergencies. They want me to punch a clock? FIne. 40 hours, thats all they get. They keep making noises here about requiring authorization for OT. I would LOVE that. "SOrry sir, i know you printers not working yet, but im not allowed to work past 8 hours without written authorization, so ill have to pass this on to another tech, he should be here in less than 4 hours"

    They want to clock me down to the second? Fantastic. THEY get clocked to the second also.

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  87. Learn about the real world by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    And you need to lear about hyperbole.

    1. Re:Learn about the real world by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      learn, where did my n get to?

    2. Re:Learn about the real world by isorox · · Score: 1

      hyperbole? Is that like the next generateion superbowl?

    3. Re:Learn about the real world by alex_ant · · Score: 1

      No, it's like the next generacean superbowl. Get it right

    4. Re:Learn about the real world by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      As for learning about the world: I have been in the workforce for some 25 years. Isn't that enough?

      And you need to lear[n] about hyperbole

      I know what the word means. Your point is what?

    5. Re:Learn about the real world by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Sorry, just realised you were replying to a post that was below my threshold - my bad...

  88. Dilbertesque Flextime by schon · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of when Catbert decided to implement flex-time..

    "All salaried employees can now work whichever hours they want, as long as they are here from 9AM to 5PM."

    "Isn't that technically called 'unpaid overtime'?"

  89. I'll bet... by mugnyte · · Score: 1


    dollars to dogshit that every day, that 1 minute of time is sucked into a big vortex of Doing Nothing (pouring coffee, checking web/mail/phone, hellos, tidying up).

  90. My stance is... by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    If you don't like it, fight

  91. Re:In defense of them unskilled blue collar types. by orthogonal · · Score: 1

    While in general I agree with everything you've said, I'd caution you to be just a little more temperate in your choice of language. Factory workers must be punctual because the assembly line can't move unless everyone is present at their posts, not because they may or may not lack some particular set of skills or aptitudes that a different worker or type of worker might or might not possess.

    There are skilled and unskilled factory workers. Actually, I was thinking of a job I had during college, sorting audio casettes for return/restocking. The only "skill" involved was grouping titles together.

    Nothing I wrote implies that all factory workers are unskilled; my point was to create a strong contrast with skilled knowledge workers. You're inferring a generalization I wasn't making.

    Time was that Americans understood they were to treat all their fellow citizens equally. Granted, if you're a typical /.er, your childhood and adolescence were inundated with the propaganda of class warfare and class hatred, and that's about the only kind of political discourse you've ever heard, but it was not always so, and, for what it's worth, there are plenty of us out here in fly-over country who pay reverence to the old ways.

    Now I think it's you who are generalizing, this time about the "typical /.er". I wasn't "inundated with the propaganda of class warfare and class hatred", but had I been, it might not have gone the way you assume: when I was a kid, Mom was a waitress; now Mom's an MD.

  92. You think YOU'RE in trouble? by penguin_punk · · Score: 1

    ;) hehe,

    You're asking someone who just walked in 32 minutes late; yet still has time to post to slashdot.

    gotta go.

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  93. Late is late by gmhowell · · Score: 1

    What is acceptable? 7:35? 7:45? Let's say 7:45. Well, now you get used to sauntering into the office at 7:44. And then you come in at 7:46 one day. 'But boss, I'm only one minute late'.

    At what point is the one minute demarcation acceptable? Furthermore, having things written in stone is to your benefit. It should prevent some manager from being capricious and calling your 7:31 'late' and the hot secretary's 7:31 'on time'.

    What would you say is acceptable?

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  94. Re:In defense of them unskilled blue collar types. by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    Time was that Americans understood they were to treat all their fellow citizens equally.

    So what you are saying is that a McDonald's worker should be paid the same as a doctor?

  95. 1 minute? insane. by the_greywolf · · Score: 1

    i thought the standard was "3 minutes or more is late" due to possible time differences between clocks. i mean if you set your time to the "time" phone number, it may be as much as 3 minutes difference from setting to WWV. hell THEIR clocks might be 3 minutes wrong. it's only resonable to allow for that.

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  96. Re:In defense of them unskilled blue collar types. by buckeyeguy · · Score: 2
    Breakdown of Slashdot reader attitudes:

    33% pro-labor

    33% pro-business/entrepreneurial

    33% in the middle

    1% anal retentives who notice that the first 3 items don't add up to 100%.

    I adhere to the notion that the 1/3 in the middle doesn't post in these threads. As for my work experience, I've had one job where signing in and out was the norm, and that was a bargaining unit ("union") hourly position. As AC notes, there are valid reasons for fixed time slots in the workday (want your fireman showing up late for work?), but if they're calling it flextime, your management's Bullshit Bingo card is now filled out.

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  97. You are not on flex time by MrResistor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you must be at work by 7:30 and you get in trouble for being even 1 minute late you are not on flex time. Perhaps what you really mean is that you're allowed to work overtime whenever you feel it's necessary, but that is not flex time. Flex time means that as long as you put in your time and the work gets done it doesn't matter what time you come in (although it might be strongly recommended that you get there before a certain time, which is generally around 9:30 in my experience.)

    Based on my experience, no this is not standard in the tech industry. It IS standard for production lines. If your boss is trying to run developement like a production line he is either an idiot or an asshole, probably both, and you should be looking for a new job.

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  98. Its a question of respect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For me, its all about the respect your employer has for you.

    In the 'lower functioning' positions such as a busboy in a resturant, it is probably a good idea for management to use a punch clock and heavily monitor the employees. Given a chance, the larger percentage of the employees will goof-off.

    As you move up the ladder to jobs that require higher capabilities such a intellectual work, judgement calls or difficult skill sets you've put a lot more of you own effort into making youself useful to the company. A career is something you make for yourself, not the company. This generally involves a lot of learning, training, self disipline, etc. This effort, in itself, deserves the complete respect of any employer.

    At any level, a company hires me to complete a job. At the higher level, I expect them to also trust me to perform that job correctly. If I know there are no meetings, and its going to be a bad day, I tend to drag my heels when getting to work (actually when I am working heavily, I can be late to work by hours, not just minutes). I do this because I need to get into the right frame of mind. Showing up frazzled is far worse than being late. I've been doing this for a long time, so I know exactly what I need to get the job done. State of mind is very important.

    If my employers can't respect my decision to get to work late, then there is no way I return any respect for them. If I don't respect them, then I certainly don't want to work for them, so its extremely beneficial to me to start the process of looking for a new job.

    If it was truely an accident that I am late, then quite obviously its not my fault, so why punish me. Either way, I don't allow my employers any input into my arrival times. I get to work, when I get to work. Although I frequently come in after 10am, if its critical I'll be in the office at 5:30am if thats what is really needed.

    If there is an early morning meeting or client meeting that I know about and am late, then I can fully except any punishment for messing up. Beyond that, a boss screaming at me for something as trival as being a minute late will cause me to automatically start looking for a new job.

    Quiting without somewhere to go to is a really bad choice. Soemtimes you just have to put up with the crap for a while. Also, for the most part don't even bother trying to change the rules, it will most likely work against you in the long run. If you have to stay, then try to find a more relaxed manager in the same company, some one who is a bit more undersatnding and respectful.

  99. Sure they aren't Out to Get You? by obtuse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Are they trying to get rid of you? That's my first guess. The only time I've seen this first hand was when someone was looking for a reason. Are they trying to punish you for working flextime? This may be about something else.

    Unless you being one minute late is having a direct and profound impact on coworkers or clients (and that's extrememly rare, military, cults etc.) I'd guess someone is after you.

    It's a really bad sign, even if nobody is after you. A rule like that is an indication of a dangerous nitwit manager who will make worse decisions in the future. Those future bad decisions will not be "Free lunch in the breakroom on Tuesdays" but may include memos like "Omission of the cover sheet on TPS reports will result in docked wages (applies to hourly employees only.)" or "Mandatory lunchtime meeting in PHB's office, please bring vaseline."

    Management is free to make whatever decisions they like within the law, but that doesn't make all their decisions right, or even sane. If the rest of management doesn't find a problem with this, you're in hell.

    Mind you, I like to get to work early, but since my commute could vary from 45 minutes to over 2 hours, depending on the limits of human stupidity, I was occasionally late. Fortunately, my employers were more interested in the performance of duties which were:
    In my job description
    Actually provided value

    If you can't find out what this is really about, and get the one minute rule ameliorated, then mind your P's & Q's while you look for other work.

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  100. You have it easy!!!! by Cobol+God · · Score: 1

    We are timed down to 3 seconds. 3 seconds late well that rounds up to 1 min late. also counts late coming back from breaks (2 per day) and lunch. Each time you are late thats a half occurance unless your more than 5 mins late thats a full occurance. 3 occurances in a rolling 30 day period and you are dismissed.
    Dang I wish I had it as easy as some of you. My job will even schedule us for overtime in the mornings BEFORE you come to work.
    How would you like it if you have to be at work from 9 am till 8pm but show up at 8:40 in the morning only to be told today you have 1 hour mandatory OT starting at 8am and btw your late and thats an occurance.

    1. Re:You have it easy!!!! by orthogonal · · Score: 1

      We are timed down to 3 seconds. 3 seconds late well that rounds up to 1 min late...

      This is just hard to believe. But, ok, I should never underestimate the stupidy of Corporate America.

      Just what do you do, and what company do you do it for? Please, let me know so I can write off ever applying there.

  101. Glad I Live In The UK! by Kehl · · Score: 1

    Where are you from Gravitie? (Topic Poster)
    I doubt you are from the UK however your Country / State may have simular laws prehaps?
    If you live in the UK ..... as long as you are on your employers premises by the given start time your ok, You then have 3 minutes to make you way to your desk/work space.
    Using this law maybe frowned upon by your employers however you may be able to have any verbal / written warnings against yourself dismissed.

    Those extra 3 minutes with the other half in the morning emboss a smile on my face for the rest of the day ;)

    1. Re:Glad I Live In The UK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, 3 minutes with her put a BIG SMILE on my face too

    2. Re:Glad I Live In The UK! by ebh · · Score: 1

      That law doesn't exist in the U.S. Here it's perfectly legal to require that you're seated and working by your start time, i.e., that you have to arrive on premises early enough to make your way to your desk on time (a friend of mine works under this rule). They do have to pay you for that lead time, though.

  102. Hi Mom! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I think it's you who are generalizing, this time about the "typical /.er". I wasn't "inundated with the propaganda of class warfare and class hatred", but had I been, it might not have gone the way you assume: when I was a kid, Mom was a waitress; now Mom's an MD.

    My point was that I, as a complete stranger [or, for that matter, as your mother's boss], should treat your mother with the same courtesy whether she was an hourly wage waitress with no "skillset" or a salaried MD with 20+ years of formal schooling.

    Again, most hourly workers have to be punctual because their presence is required for the team to function, NOT because they lack a BS/CPA/MS/MBA/PhD/JD/MD/MCSE/MCSD/CCNA/CCNI alphabet soup after their names.

  103. When you write the code for T&A you are never by Linux_Bastard · · Score: 1

    Funny thing that. When I wrote the Time and Attendance code, I never had that problem.

    FYI:
    Never have a non salary person maintaining the Time and Attendance code. (or anything else you care about)

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  104. what state? at-will employee? by Starbreeze · · Score: 1

    I didn't see anything that said what state you were in, but in PA, they have things called "at will" employees. We're basically servants who can be fired and any time for any reason. Under these guidelines, being fired for one minute tardiness is not a problem.

  105. Let chaos handle it by skinfitz · · Score: 1

    Just quit stating that as the reason. If enough people do this the company can either go bust or change the policy.

    The only reason stupid policies like this exist is because a lot of people will simply obey.

    1. Re:Let chaos handle it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two problems with this:

      1. It is harder to find a new job if you quit your last one. It just doesn't look good to prospective employers.

      2. Does it matter to you if the policy is changed? Your out of a job...

  106. Flex means flex by blate · · Score: 1

    I'm fortunate enough to have a job where I can pretty much come and go as I please, so long as my work gets done. I realize that this is not the case in many companies, but my current company, and my last two companies (Cisco and IBM) have all been pretty good about this.

    I think that nit-picking about when developers get into work is just plain pointless. Obviously, if you have to be at various meetings or if you have a customer-facing role, your schedule will be more restricted. But barring those circumstances, what difference does it make if you work 9-5, 10-6, 11-7, or 12-8? As long as you get your work done and your schedule doesn't interfere with the normal flow of business and work at your company, who the hell cares?

    My work schedule is largely dictated by my sleep schedule, which is dictated by my body. I function best by sleeping from about 1am to 9:30 or 10am. (11am is better still!). Trying to move that around just makes me less productive, more grumpy, and unhealthy in general. I have friends who have vastly different sleep schedules from me... some like to get up at the butt-crack of dawn, and some sleep mostly during daylight hours. Clearly, you can take this too far... there are job functions that require you to actually be in the office at the same time as your co-workers. But that still allows for a great deal of flexibility.

    And remember, flex means flex. If your normal work week is 40 hours, and you end up staying at work late one night fixing a bug, then you should be able to get in late or leave early another day in the near future. Aa long as the system is not abused, it works great and makes for happy workers and optimal productiviy.

    The exception to all this is that I have a standing agreement with my supervisors that if they need me in early or need my to stay late, I'll happily comply. They don't ask this of me very often, but when they do, I drink an extra cup or two of coffee and deal with it. So they know I'm always available in emergency situations (even on weekends, as necessary) and I know that if I want to take off early on a Friday or sleep in after a party, I'm good to go.

    Again, my style may not be your style, but the general principles, I think, make for a very satisfying work environment.

  107. Should 1 minute late really be considered 'late'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Should 1 minute late really be considered 'late'?
    Yes. If you don't have enough of a work ethic to get to work earlier than required, you're a lazy bum.
  108. Doesn't bode well for the company by danlyke · · Score: 1

    Attitudes like this don't bode well for the company, so I wouldn't sweat it. By the time you'd end up making your way through the various levels of double-secret probation for your 3 warnings and get canned, the company will undoubtedly have wasted enough resources tracking down such flagrant miscreants and have gone down the tubes.

    Real companies, companies with long-term prospects that are going to pay off for you and make a career, don't get anal about this stuff. They realize that you're human, and that what matters is what you produce for the company, not how well you dance in lock-step to the tune of the company culture or even how long you're there every day.

    It's not you, it's them, and the sooner you take steps to find someone who values your work the better you'll do long-term.

  109. Penny wise and pound foolish. by emil · · Score: 1

    Please note, if you are working overtime hours and are not being compensated at time and a half, you should consult a labor attorney. I believe in my locale that any skilled IT worker must be paid time and a half for overtime if they are making less than $27/hr.

    I've seen local doctor's offices get sued by employees who came in 1/2 early every day and could document it. The office was forced to pay back wages at time and a half all the way to the hire date.

    If you are working uncompensated overtime and you are in any way unhappy with the arrangement, see a labor attorney.

    1. Re:Penny wise and pound foolish. by WhiteDragon · · Score: 1

      This is quite true. If they are wanting you to work extra unpaid overtime, that is definitely against the law. My solution is to show up exactly on time, and when it is time to quit, I just stop working. I am a hard worker, and they know it. If you are on a deadline and can't finish in time, the deadline was probably wrong, and you should bring it up in the next meeting. As long as this is not a frequent occurence, they won't care. However, if you are always complaining about bad deadlines, you may want to consider a) working harder, or b) working more closely with management to get more realistic deadlines.

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  110. Re:In defense of them unskilled blue collar types. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So what you are saying is that a McDonald's worker should be paid the same as a doctor?

    "So, I have you down for one coronary bypass. Do you want fries with that?"

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  111. You get what you pay for by Fareq · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You have hit it perfectly here.
    As a small tangent, I would like to describe an excellent example from real life.

    I haven't read any recent salary surveys, but... Someone I know, let's call him Jim, runs a small business (about 20-30 employees).

    He needs 2 programmers on staff. He is forever complaining to me that he has the most crappy programmers, and that all programmers are lazy, self-centered sons of bitches.

    Nice. Especially since I'm a programmer.

    Well, I found out why he has such trouble. He hires a programmer. He expects them to be there by 8:00a, but that they are on time so long as they arrive within about 5 minutes of Jim getting there (random time, between 8:00 and 8:30 -- usually closer to 8:00. If Jim is really late, (9:00 or later) then the programmers had better be already hard at work when he arrives)

    In addition, he starts to really harp on these guys any time they leave before 5:00 or if they leave before him more than a few times.

    He takes the "the staff should be already working when the boss arrives, and still working when the boss leaves" mentality, but tries to be slightly flexible about it.

    In addition, he pays his programmers $40K - $45K per year.

    I talked to Jim about this several times, saying something to the effect that if you treat your programmers as if they are worthless, you will not attract the creme of the crop.

    Besides, if a half-decent programmer with a degree can go anywhere and earn $55K - $70K (at the time -- early/mid 2000 these rates were very easy to come by) why would he work for you when you are both really aggravating AND are paying way way less.

    His response? You programmers are so arrogant. Why should I pay you that much, you're not worth it. You're all lazy and incompetant.

    So... he gets crappy programmers... and wonders why...

  112. Clock in? by DaveJay · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised to hear that anyone clocks in for a tech job. I haven't clocked into a job since my part time job at a grocery store while I was in high school.

    At my current employer, I am able to come in whenever I want, provided I make it to the morning's team meeting on time (anywhere from 9am to 10:30am) -- and if I'm late, it's peer pressure and open mocking that makes me on time the next day, not threats of wage garnishment.

    Of course, we are all highly responsible individuals who have a finite amount of per-project work to get done, and we WILL get it done whether it takes 30 hours a week or 70 hours a week. Our employer knows this, and treats us accordingly -- with respect, and the understanding that the quality of work matters more than the specific time you start doing the work.

    I suspect the poster's boss doesn't have much respect for his/her employees.

  113. Are you serious? by infobeing · · Score: 1

    You can't manage knowledge work by the hour.

  114. Re: What about "late" going home by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
    After all when 5:00 comes around you are on your wife/kids/others time now, not the bosses. How often does the boss track that?

    ...
    ....I didn't think so. The point of "Salary" positions is that your doing the work as needed, extra/off hours and such so THEY aren't keeping score, But lately there's a trend for Bosses to Keep Score of the time you "miss" but NOT the time you give "extra"...That's against the Salary social contract buds!

  115. Bingo! We have a winner! by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

    This is how it's supposed to work! You give some [at 2am ] and they give some [early on friday for a hot date]. I've always found management of companies to use their "salary" benifits to the fullest, but complain when YOU do.

  116. more on toilet breaks... by donutz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Soon they'll be requiring you to ask the line manager for toilet breaks.

    And you'll have to make due with the 4 single-ply sheet toilet paper ration they give you, no matter how dire your bowel conditions may be.

    I agree, get outa there!

  117. Cool boss/clients a must. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for a small consulting firm. On days when I have no appointments, I take my time getting into the office-- though I'm seldom more than 15 minutes "late." I also got my traffic manager trained to not schedule me at certain clients before 9:30am except in dire emergencies, so I avoid having to sit in the horrific rush hour traffic that exists between my home and their location. Finally, I have clients that are cool with me breezing in within a 30-minute time window when it's not an emergency call-- mostly because they know that I am a dedicated worker who doesn't complain when overtime is required. Especially the one place whose RAID ate itself a couple months ago, necessitating my sitting up all night restoring 150GB of data from AIT2 tapes-- they were very appreciative of my efforts.

    Sounds to me like the people where you work are dicks, and you damn sure aren't on flextime. Flextime is "you can work any n hours per week you want, as long as you get your work done" (for values of n equal to or greater than 40).

  118. Make this statement to your manager by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 1
    Since you are watching 7:30 so closely, I will watch 4:30 (whatever your leaving time is) as close. When my NTP clock says 4:30 it will pop up a window (or even better shutdown the system) and I am out the door. I will reappear at 7:30 AM the next morning.

    I knew of a project where very senior management started watching the 8AM start time closely and not realizing people were working till 3 AM. After a week of people leaving RIGHT at 5 (the majority of the engineering organization) the 8AM sign in list disappeared.

    The only thing I would caution you with, is in these current times, it is hard to find work - and if your boss doesn't like you - he could fire you (are you an "at will" worker ?) and you would be on the street, of course with a time watcher like that - you might be better off (by the way WHOSE clock gets used for determining 7:30 AM anyway ?)

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  119. Welcome to America buddy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want any type of protection from abusive workplace practices, move to Europe.

  120. They can fire you for being late, but they can't by SGPearl · · Score: 1

    dock your pay. I don't know what your "local area" is, but unless it's the former Soviet Union, state and federal law require your employer to pay you (at least minimum wage) for your time. Docking pay = requiring you to work without paying you, which is illegal in most local areas. Of course, if they fire you after you complain about your pay being docked, you can sue them for what we in California like to call "wrongful termination in violation of public policy." See, it's illegal to fire someone for complaining about an illegal policy, like docking your pay. You can also sue them for all of your OT. "But I'm on salary." That's irrelevant. In the US anyway, all employees are entitled to OT compensation (time-and-a-half) for OT hours worked (40+ per week in the US, and/or 8+ per day in CA), unless covered by one of the specific, limited exemptions: Executive; Licensed Professional; Administrative Employee; or Computer Professional. If you're in IT, you're not in any of the first three exemptions. The last one is where you might get caught. Under US federal law, employees in the computer software field are exempt if they perform certain primary job duties, exercise independent discretion, and make more than $27.63 per hour. CA law is more protective of employees (the exempt level is $43.58 per hour) and whichever is more protective is the one that the courts apply. So, as you can see, your employer probably owes you a lot more than whatever he is going to dock you, and if you complain about it, you basically put him in a position where he: (1) can't continue taking advantage of you; and (2) can't fire you. But to answer your question, late is late.

  121. Ridiculous by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

    Look, this kind of thing is ridiculous for factory line workers. It's absolute bullshit for a computer professional. If you have the leverage, I would seriously throw a fit about this. This is the type of shit that comes back to bite you in the ass 5 years down the road when you're looking for another job. When a prospective employer calls checking work history, which do you think HR will say?

    1. Well, thanks to our ultra-strict tardy policy, there are many written warnings about tardiness, but in each case the person was less than 10 minutes late and always had a good excuse.

    2. There are 10 written warnings about tardiness over 5 years in this employees file.

    Yes, you could solve this problem by showing up at 7, but come on. If you're stuck because of the job market or other factors, not much you can do; we've all been there. But like I said, if you've got some lee-way, tell them that you're either going to start giving them 7:30-4:30 and not a second more, or they need to start paying you hourly like the time-clock slave you are.

  122. are you sallaries? by pyrrho · · Score: 1

    b/c if you are "exempt" then this is actually illegal, though IANAL... (I know you were wondering... yes, but is this guy a lawyer?)

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  123. I was on time once by ONOIML8 · · Score: 1

    My official start time is 0600. I'm usually in there anywhere from 0600 to 0630. If I'm later than that I call so nobody gets worried.

    The way I figure it is that for what they pay me they can damn well have some flex. If anyone has any heartburn then I can go back to the private sector and they can go back to having crappy communications.

    Nobody has any problem with it tho. That's because I stay late often for meetings and help out with other things that often don't fall within my responsibility. I also have a personal policy that my boss, 911 or the Sheriff can call me anytime, any day for anything.

    Flex works both ways.

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  124. Mod This reply up it be Funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hee Hee!

  125. the response by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 1

    I assume that when quitting time comes, you leave at exactly that time ... cuz one minute past that makes you a sucker if they are going to treat you like that in the morning.

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  126. my flex time by BubbleNOP · · Score: 1

    I am a programmer on flex time and I actually have maximum weekly hours (40). I can work less. I don't get paid for more than 40 hours, so it's a good way of stopping me from overworking myself which I tended to do in my past jobs because I love my work so much.

  127. Oh yeah? by pr0ntab · · Score: 1

    ...the produce floor won't suddenly explode if someone isn't watching it like a hawk.

    Hehehe... he doesn't suspect a thing. ::manic laughter:: ;-}

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  128. Re:Watch the clock at the OTHER END of the day, to by gid · · Score: 1

    Took the words right outta my mouth. Want me to get there right at 7:30? Fine. Then I'm gonna work exactly my 8 hours and I'm outta there. No more of that working till 10pm junk that I used to do.

    Currently my employers are very relaxed. I start work at 10am or so, and I usually work until at least 8pm, usually later, sometimes earlier if I have some place to be/need a break. But that comes from trust, I get my work done right, the first time (usually :) ) in a timely manner, and everything is fine, and everyone is happy.

  129. Bend over! by Dyrandia · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, for the less skilled workin' people, its been this way for a long time. I decided to drop out of my programming degree after the first year, so I could get married, have kids, do the housewife thing. Financially, I couldn't just "do the housewife thing", so I had to get a job. Being unskilled, I routinely had to bend over and take it. There's loads of other average joe's out there willing to take the crappy jobs I did, if I didn't like it.

    These days, I've remarried someone who can support us without my needing to work a crappy job. I only have to bend over for my husband, and I love it!

  130. time leeway by 1eyedhive · · Score: 1

    i'm a tech, usually do work in the field, who has dreams of having other such techs work for me in the future. Being on time for appointments are a MUST (i add 10 minutes to every travel time, usually arriving 10 mins early), tho in an office situation i think this works: if you are expected at 7:30, get there at 7:30 and clock in, get to wherever you need to be and get organized for the workday (late penalty 7:35, timepiece variation), though as company policy, no meetings, etc. start until 7:45 (if person mans a helpdesk effective at 7:45, he has time to get to work, clock in, get the latest info, check the inboxes, etc before the phones start ringing.)Ending times are similar, clock out at 4:00. 5 minute grace for the clock is law, 10-15 before management comes a kncking is common sense (who likes being bothered by the boss on their way to their desk when coming in? getting cought with your proverbial pants down isn't good for productivity, nor morale. In a professional organization, you wouldn't use that first 15 minutes as an excuse to be late (must be clocked in no later than 5 minutes after scheduled start time else late, won't be expected for any meetings, appts, etc til 15 mins after start time (if you're late for that, however, shit hits the fan, no excuse for being late when you've been in the building for 15 minutes already.) there may be flaws here, but on paper it works *braces for eventual modding down*

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  131. There's no point in being that anal... by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

    There is absolutely no benefit whatsoever to being THAT anal about being late. The only thing the company will get out of it is pissed off employees.

    I've been there, done that. In my experience, any company who's that strict on being on time will pretty much fold. Whether it's going out of business or having all the best employees quit, it'll happen eventually.

    Honestly, quit and find a better job. They aren't worth the time and hassle.

    If you arrive at 7:31, technically you're late, but give me a break. It's 1 f'n minute.

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  132. What's on time? by Blackknight · · Score: 1

    This is one of the reasons I love my current job, we get to pretty much set our own hours.

    Normally I work 9-5, but if I'm up late doing something, nobody cares if I come in at 10 or 11. As long as we put in our 40 a week nobody cares.

    And morale at the company is very high since the boss doesn't try to micromanage every thing we do.

  133. court case by Bazman · · Score: 1

    All you have to do is claim that its against your religion to be exactly on time, and then file a suit for religious discrimination. Earnt $2million in punitive damages for this guy: nbc news.

    Except of course this guy wasn't making it up. Thought I'd make that clear.

  134. I was late this morning by zaqattack911 · · Score: 1

    But it was because I had to wipe my cats ass.

    Nobody can argue with that.

  135. Two Definitions of Flex-Time by billstewart · · Score: 1
    There are two basic definitions of flex-time
    • Definition 1 for flex-time is "flex-time", as in "flexible about time".
    • Definition 2 is "Fundamentally clueless management is just as anal about timeclocks as ever before, but you have to start work earlier because the pointy-haired boss would rather work early-shift as well as feeling good about being buzzword-compliant".

    There are environments where you can't do real flex-time - assembly lines and basketball teams and such where you all need to be there at once, but the group as a whole may decide that they'd prefer to all start at 7:30 or 10:30 or whatever. If you've got that kind of environment, make sure that it's you and your coworkers deciding the time jointly. But that's not what's going on here.
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  136. Laws are locally dependent. by billstewart · · Score: 1
    In most of the US, you can treat an exempt employee any way you want, including treating them like an hourly wage earner -- you just can't treat an hourly wage earner like a salaried employee. There are some states where there are more or fewer rules about what it takes to be an "exempt" employee (might not be flat salary - sales people getting commissions or bonuses as well as salary are usually exempt also), but there's usually some salary level above which you're exempt regardless of other work conditions.

    Exempt employees are almost never unionized, and can normally be fired at will (at least until they acquire enough age or seniority for age-discrimination laws to kick in), and they can also quit at will (usually with some requirements for two weeks' notice), and if you treat them rudely you'll find that in a bad economy they'll jump ship for another employer the first chance they get, and in a good economy they'll jump ship first and find another job second.

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  137. Clocking In is called "Billing" by billstewart · · Score: 1
    While the film adaptation of John Grisham's book "The Firm" did some appalling things to the plot, there were a couple of scenes that were priceless, particularly the one where Gene Hackman is getting Tom Cruise to understand how "Billing" and "Billable Hours" work in a corrupt law firm.

    If you're doing the kind of job where either your pay or the amount you charge your customers (internal or external) is time-based, timecards or automated recordkeeping systems are not uncommon. That's entirely separate from *which* hours you're actually working.

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  138. so get a bicycle by WhiteDragon · · Score: 1

    Every college campus I have ever seen has bike racks all over the place. You could put a bike rack on your car, and you would probably go from 20 minutes walking from parking to work to 5 on a bike. In fact, I have known several professors and staff members who dispense with the bike rack and ride right into their office. In addition, many public transit systems such as buses allow bikes. Furthermore, if you aren't too far from campus, you could ride right from home. One piece of advice though, get a fender for your back wheel so you don't get a brown streak on your back when it rains.

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    1. Re:so get a bicycle by fshalor · · Score: 1

      I park in the farthest lot away from campus and bike to class/work etc. I've done this since starting at this college.

      Durring football season, the lots on this side are locked off so that the Alumni can park their motorhomes. This is not supposed to happen until 5:00pm thursday, but the lots are usually locked by thurdday morning. I've got pictures of them locked on wednesday morning as well.

      I also have pictures of a sign near the main parking garage indicating that it is full and that there are more spaces available at the "BP" lot. Which was at that time chained up. :) (Treating us like little kids is NOT funny. They will pay. )

      And to avoid that "brown streak", I tilt the bike to the side about 20^\circ and lean the other way.. Works well for me. Fenders are evil: I had a bad experience with a rear fender and a wheelie exobition as a kid. And I ALWAYS strip off the kick stands... The're worse. When that spring fails and it goes down, you better hope you've got some mean skills.

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  139. Fixing Corporate Culture and Values by billstewart · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Your organization has a far more important problem than late employees - it has a lack of understanding of what professionals are and do, and what developers are and to. You are a professional, and some of your managers are not (I can't tell which ones from your posting; sometimes it's just a bad boss in an ok company.) If you plan to keep working there as a professional, your number one job is educating your management and starting to lead from below. Given today's economy, the alternative may be to keep working there as an unprofessional, rather than quitting, but that's your choice.

    Some kinds of managers have personality types that are easy to educate, and others need to be tricked into letting clues sneak in under the radar; you'll have to figure out which this is. Part of being professional is working cooperatively and doing lots of communication, and you'll need to figure out how to do this without totally pissing off your boss. Another part of the problem is finding out what your organization's core values are (at minimum that's your boss, and your boss's boss), and making sure your giving them what they need while trying to get them educated. And you'll probably have to show up at 7:15 for a while until you've got them understanding that they're working together with you, not bossing you around, even if you're just making coffee and checking email.

    A typical kind of value that leads to this kind of behavior is that the boss needs to feel comfortable that work is being done, and doesn't feel that way when he/she doesn't see it, and for some of those people that means seeing bodies on chairs, but you can start to work on that with tools like progress reports, and the email messages that you're sending your boss in the evening indicating the items you need your boss to attend to the next day, and with bodies on chairs when *you* want them to be there, which means getting your boss sitting in the conference room when you and your co-workers are doing your couple-times-a-week status meetings at 5:30 PM or some other time that's half an hour after the timeclock-watchers expect to have left for the day, or making sure they're invited when you and your coworkers are going out for beer at seven to discuss the project status (and you've kept your boss at the office waiting for y'all.) Some of this is because you're trying to bring them into your value system, and some is because you're trying to create visibility in a friendly manner.

    Another thing you can start doing is having discussions with your boss about development and project management methodologies. What's your boss reading? What do you need to *get* your boss reading? One really excellent book on such things is "Peopleware", by DeMarco and Lister. The second edition's from 1999, but the first was I think mid-80s, when too many organizations still thought it was the 1950s. Another is to start looking at some of the "Extreme Programming" stuff - those people seem to like working 40-hour weeks. And some of the Myers-Briggs personality type stuff can be useful, because programmers and creative types are different from clockwatcher types, and sometimes they'll get that.

    Sometimes this is also an ethnic / cultural thing - I've found that the kinds of bosses who do that are often either Asians who haven't been around Silicon Valley very long, or else older white Americans who used to be in the military. You'll have to decide how to handle them, because it'll take longer for _you_ to find the values you share with them that you've got to ruthlessly exploit\\\\\\\\\\\\\ use to share your values with them. Sometimes it's a geographic thing also - at least in the US, people in some parts of the country get up earlier, and people from there don't always understand that not everybody's a morning person (that's another awareness thing you've got to work on, especially if, like 90% of programmers, you're not.)

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  140. Too late... by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1
    Soon they'll be requiring you to ask the line manager for toilet breaks.
    Too Late!!
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  141. This is not about efficiency... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this not about rules, this is about control! Get some of your own! Find another job!

  142. No problem by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

    Your job will be outsourced in 9 months anyway.

    Keep coming in late.

    I dare you.

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    1. Re:No problem by Associate · · Score: 1

      So you WERE in the all managers meeting last Tuesday. I assume you signed the NDA? So which rumor is true? The one where IBM buys back our division? Or the one where my fifth line manager is in Texas looking for the new site? Perhapse it's that they are moving all the work to Mexico so they can repeatedly FAIL on the entire contract, not just their part. Either way, I still don't care. I just want to stay around long enough to ride the gravy train on company stock purchase. Hell, it's up over 300%. T-minus 10 days and counting.

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    2. Re:No problem by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      They're both lies to keep the rank and file distracted. Your job is going straight to India and it isn't ever coming back.

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    3. Re:No problem by Associate · · Score: 1

      Kinda hard to have a North American Distibution Center in India. But I wouldn't put it past some of the rocket scientists we have in upper management.

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  143. Hey cockface! by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

    The law only trumps a contract if the contract is breaking or violating the law.

    Requiring that your employees come to work on time is NOT breaking the law.

    Therefore firing them for being late, even a minute late, is perfectly legal and acceptable.

    Get to work on fucking time and quit bitching or making up excuses. Or if you don't like it, leave.

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  144. Re: Hey, a Decent Reply by nathanh · · Score: 1
    The law only trumps a contract if the contract is breaking or violating the law.

    Requiring that your employees come to work on time is NOT breaking the law.

    But docking their pay excessively for minor infringements might be. If you're fined $1000 for 1 minute tardiness, that doesn't sound legal. That's my point. There was an example in Australia just recently. Petrol station attendant was fined her entire week's wages because she forgot to take the license plate of a fuel-and-run (person who tanks up and zooms away without paying). There were no cameras to record the crime. That was found to be illegal: she can't be docked more than the damage she caused. In this case, her pay could only be docked the $50 worth of fuel.

    Therefore firing them for being late, even a minute late, is perfectly legal and acceptable.

    Firing them, maybe. Excessive penalties for minor infringements, probably not.

    BTW: Congrats on being the *only* reply so far that wasn't crap.

  145. Re: Hey, a Decent Reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "BTW: Congrats on being the *only* reply so far that wasn't crap."

    Garbage in, Garbage out.

  146. This isn't the 1950's(BC) .... by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    I wish it were the 1950's (BC) then I could work less hours, and be a lot more flexable.

    General Ludd's Stone Age Co-ops
    "
    Part 1 (of 4) If we're living in an advanced society, how come we work more than 40 hours a week when most so-called primitive societies have work days of between 2 and 5 hours?!
    How come we have resigned ourselves to the 9-to-5 clockwork grind and the hierarchy of work when less than two hundred years ago our ancestors fought tooth and nail against the introduction of factory work and wage slavery?!
    This article makes the case that regimented work :
    is not natural or necessary
    means that our society is really the primitive slave society
    was resisted by ordinary people who rightly saw it as the theft of their freedom and humanity
    can be replaced by voluntary cooperatives and similar structures
    can be largely superceded by a merging of work and play in to "creative activity for it's own sake"

    It's a myth that in paleolithic societies people spent all their time in a desperate search for food and lacked the leisure hours for non-subsistence activities.
    Studies of the aboriginal population of Arnhem Land, Australia show that the workday amongst these hunter-gatherers averages five hours eight minutes. Further, the workload seems not to be especially tiresome, either physical or mentally. To the contrary, some aboriginal groups such as the Yir-Yiront make no linguistic distinction between work and play. Among the Dobe portion of the !Kung bushmen of Botswana the average work week is approximately fifteen hours. In other words "each productive individual supporting herself or himself and dependents still has 3.5 to 5.5 days per week available for other activities". Among the Kuikuru people of the Amazon Basin the subsistence workday is 3.5 hours. The Kuikuru people spend a great deal of the rest of the time in dancing, wrestling, in some form of informal recreation and in loafing around. In Papua New Guinea "the Kapauku have a conception of balance in life [so] only every other day is supposed to be a work day. Such a day is followed by day of rest in order to regain lost power and health".
    We live in an "advanced" civilisation where the base work week averages between 40 and 80 hours, exclusive of overtime, commuting time, time required for subsistence shopping and food preparation and time consumed in other domestic chores. The way labour time is organised is far more regimented and structured than in even the most rigidly structured indigenous society.
    While it is undoubtedly true that industrial society generates a much greater abundance of material items than do traditional native societies, it is questionable whether this leads to a better quality of life, especially in genuine human terms such as sense of personal fulfillment, control over one's time and general peace of mind. "

    This was the first page I came accross, not some hand picked example.

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  147. General Ludd's Stone Age Co-ops by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    General Ludd's Stone Age Co-ops
    "If we're living in an advanced society, how come we work more than 40 hours a week when most so-called primitive societies have work days of between 2 and 5 hours?!
    How come we have resigned ourselves to the 9-to-5 clockwork grind and the hierarchy of work when less than two hundred years ago our ancestors fought tooth and nail against the introduction of factory work and wage slavery?!
    This article makes the case that regimented work :
    is not natural or necessary
    means that our society is really the primitive slave society
    was resisted by ordinary people who rightly saw it as the theft of their freedom and humanity
    can be replaced by voluntary cooperatives and similar structures
    can be largely superceded by a merging of work and play in to "creative activity for it's own sake"

    It's a myth that in paleolithic societies people spent all their time in a desperate search for food and lacked the leisure hours for non-subsistence activities.
    Studies of the aboriginal population of Arnhem Land, Australia show that the workday amongst these hunter-gatherers averages five hours eight minutes. Further, the workload seems not to be especially tiresome, either physical or mentally. To the contrary, some aboriginal groups such as the Yir-Yiront make no linguistic distinction between work and play."

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