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  1. Re:Catching up with Fedora on Microsoft Announces Windows 10 · · Score: 1

    You're excused. To someone brought up on 'cmd' PS is probably indistinguishable from magic.
    Oh, and congrats, Mickeysoft, on finally figuring how to do wrap-around text selection. Welcome to the 20th century.

  2. stop eating meat on Study: Earthlings Not Ready For Alien Encounters, Yet · · Score: 1

    Contact won't happen until we stop eating sentient animals. Imagine what would happen if a space-faring race that looked like giant prawns turned up ... om nom nom!

  3. Re:Why? on Slashdot Tries Something New; Audience Responds! · · Score: 1

    Stupid JS Tricks - like popping to the top of the page when returning from a link instead of returning to where you were. Stupid, stupid, stupid. And stupid.
    Current site works fine with JS off - keep it that way.

  4. Re:Party "Animal" on 20% of Neanderthal Genome Survives In Humans · · Score: 2

    Cave paintings [...] may have been an early form of advertising of your goods and services

    Hardly - the caves that were decorated are all deep, deep underground and very hard to get to. I think the art was a plea to the gods to send more animals because, between them, the Neanderthals and Cro-Magnons had wiped them out, especially the mega-fauna.

  5. fix the back-button on Come Try Out Slashdot's New Design (In Beta) · · Score: 1

    When you follow a link and then come back why aren't you at the same place on the page? This has been broken for a while.

  6. Re:CS6 costs WAY more than $599.99 on Adobe's Creative Cloud Illustrates How the Cloud Costs You More · · Score: 1

    >I have no faith that they will still be around in ten years

    Well they were twats 20 years ago when they made licensing Postscript so expensive that HP developed PCL ... so they will probably still be twatting around in 10 years time.

  7. So don't fscking read the Dice articles then on Reasons You're Not Getting Interviews; Plus Some Crazy Real Resume Mistakes · · Score: 1

    Ignore everything posted by Yvonne - how hard is that? The "Slashdot Staff" will soon get the message when there are NO replies to their adverticles [sic].

    The fact is that all you posters WANT to be outraged. It's like a sexual thrill (at least that's what Andrew Denton said on the (Oz) ABC show "Shock Horror Aunty").

  8. Re:Terminology on Ask Slashdot: Developer Or Software Engineer? Can It Influence Your Work? · · Score: 1

    - Software Architect: arsehole who gets in the programmers' and developers' way

  9. Re:Paid for on Windows 8 RTM Benchmarked · · Score: 1

    BTW as a sidenote I actually really like Ubuntu Unity. At first disliked it, but have gotten quite accustomed to it

    And how did you cope with Unity stealing the ALT key? Just 3 minutes of battling with that bullshit was enough for me.

  10. Re:Yeah on UK Authorities Threaten To Storm Ecuadorian Embassy To Arrest Julian Assange · · Score: 4, Informative

    The moment he is back in the authorities' hands Obama will declare him a terrorist and then it's game over - he will be outside the purview of the courts thanks to the "special arrangements" in place since 911.

  11. Re:what problem does OpenStack address? on Is OpenStack the New Linux? · · Score: 1

    have a ~30% greater need for computing resources for the period between mid-november and early january

    This is the myth I want to see busted. You see, every company in retail wants that extra 30% at Xmas. Now are you saying that the service provider is going to have all that extra infrastructure just sitting around all year waiting for your and all your competitors' peak requirements? Or is the guy who pays most going to be adequately serviced while the rest of you pound sand? (hint: no, yes)

  12. When mouse-wheel scrolling can be configured ... on GNOME 3.2 Released · · Score: 1

    ... to move a page per click I'll get excited. Windows still rules in that regard (I threw up in my mouth a bit saying that) - RSI sucks.

  13. Re:I've got a better deal on HP Spent Over $80M To Get Rid of Its CEOs · · Score: 1

    Only psychopaths need apply.

  14. Re:A good sign on Casio Paying Microsoft To Use Linux · · Score: 1

    It's not impossible that Casio are well aware that the patents are bogus but still pay for licenses because that's cheaper and quicker than a legal battle.

  15. Re:You think Windows 7 is excellent??? on Microsoft Reveals More Windows 8 Details · · Score: 1

    Nothing's crashing. nothing's blue screening

    oh really? I've had uTorrent hang so hard a couple of times that it can't be killed from taskmgr or taskkill. In fact win7 itself hung while shutting down necessitating a hard reset.

  16. Re:weird on Chinese Propaganda Accidentally Reveals Cyberwar · · Score: 1

    Mao - is that you?

  17. Re:Sounds about right. on 675k Stolen Credit Cards = Ten Years In Jail · · Score: 1

    You can guess what happened next

    You walked back across the road, waved the wad of cash and said "Look! Credit history! Now approve my loan, bitches!"?

  18. Re:Ugh the F-35... on USAF Gets F-35 Flight Simulator · · Score: 1

    the American method of developing weapons is better than any authoritarian system

    Yep, in China the inevitable corruption enriches only the generals and the politicians, whereas in America the corruption enriches the generals, the politicians AND the CEO - a clearly superior method.

  19. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg on Ceglia Sues For 50% Facebook, Old Emails as Evidence · · Score: 1

    "I got a rule. I never let go of money I don't have to^H^H."

    FTFY
    But where does this insane idea that FB is worth $50b come from? Just because Goldman-Sachs bought themselves a whole heap of fuck-all? *cough* myspace *cough*

  20. Re:How To Tweak GNOME 3 on GNOME 3 Released · · Score: 1

    Can I set "scroll by page" for the mouse-wheel yet?
    No?
    Then there's still some catching up to do.

  21. Each application should be a competition on Senate Passes Landmark Patent Reform Bill · · Score: 2

    The patent office posts on it's website the summary or abstract of the application and invites knowlegable practioners of the art to invent a comparable system within some given period (possibly determined by the complexity of the invention).

    If an alternative invention is submitted before the end of that period then that application must have been obvious.

    If the application is repudiated within 1 hour the applicant is forced to eat their application documentation!

  22. Re:Focus on the Drama, not the important cables. on Designer Arrested Over Anonymous Press Release · · Score: 1

    "The facts of life are conservative." Margaret Thatcher

    "Reality has a well-known liberal bias." Stephen Colbert

  23. Re:And Windows is? on Is Linux At the End of Its Life Cycle? · · Score: 1

    Isn't it the case that Windows ALWAYS adds the current directory to the head of PATH whereas you're talking about having to do something in order to make Linux insecure? You too could prepend "." to your PATH but then you'd be as clueless as Microsoft.

  24. Re:I dont feel sorry for Wikileaks on Wikileaks Donations Account Shut Down · · Score: 1

    Well done mate for fighting the good fight throughout the comments on this story.

    As humans we tend to think of those who we voluntarily associate with to be pretty much like us; it's only when you read the comments on stories like this that you realise that some of the otherwise very intelligent folks populating this site are in fact completely fucking bat-shit insane.

    Two sigs seen on slashdot are apposite here (paraphrasing):

    Light travels faster than sound: that's why some people appear bright until they speak.

    and:

    A patriot is someone who defends his country from its government.

  25. Animal Intelligence on Empathy Is For the Birds · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Humans have consistently underestimated the intelligence of higher animals except for one species whose intelligence has been consistently overestimated.