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  1. Jebus? Are you out there? on SCO Prepares To Sue Linux End Users · · Score: 1

    Save me Jebus!

  2. Re:SHIT. on Russia Plans Martian Nuclear Station · · Score: 0

    Fear the RED (communist) PLANET!

  3. RealOne on Palm Reveals New Name · · Score: 1

    I think their "inspiration" came from RealPlayer changing its name to RealOne. Hell, look at the front page of their site and you see the RealOne player on the screen of the Palm.

    But honestly... WTF was wrong with the name "Palm"?

    If it ain't broke, DON'T FIX IT.

    It doesn't make sense.... I hate the business world.

  4. Re:You learn something everyday. on RMS on SCO, Distributions, DRM · · Score: 1

    I dunno... but I heard they're EXTREME TO THE MAX!!!

  5. Re:Sigh... on One Last New Episode of Futurama · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's not always "out in the open" funny. Part of the comedy of the show is knowing the charcaters' attitudes and reactions to things.

    One of the funniest moments of the show was when Buckley broke up with Luanne. Hank was tired of listening to her, and gave her the advice that "sometimes it's just better to bottle up your emotions instead of letting them out".

  6. Yes! Ultimate Solution! on RFID Will Stop Terrorists? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just put an RFID tag on all terrorists. That way when they try to board a plane, you can detect them!

    Or maybe not...

  7. Dirty Language on Writing with Elvish Fonts · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Yes, but can someone translate and write "Kiss My Ass" in Elvish?

    I'd like to see that...

  8. Starving Actors on MPAA to Launch Anti-Piracy Commercials · · Score: 1

    Yes, anti-piracy commercials starring starving actors... with the actors who make $20 Million per flick conveniently hidden behind a curtain.

    Total hypocrisy...

  9. Re:3G is all hype... on A Detailed Review Of A 3G Phone And Network · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Why do I need video calling when audio calling works just as well at a fraction of the cost?

    Why do I need picture messaging when text messaging (SMS) works just as well at a fraction of the cost?

    Why do I need television when radio works just as well at a fraction of the cost?

    Why do I want a phone when a telegraph works just as well at a fraction of the cost?

    Yes, things are expensive and buggy when they first hit the scene, but give them a few years and they will go down in cost and go up in reliability.

    Personally, I think a video cellphone would be wonderful. Cellular is the perfect platform to introduce it to, since POTS tech is kinda at its limits.

  10. Re:Screenshots of Nimitzes - ARGH! on USS Ronald Reagan Commissioning Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    PICTURES of Nimitzes!!!

    I hate it when people refer to "pictures" as "screenshots". A SCREENSHOT is an image capture of a COMPUTER DISPLAY (desktop, game, whatever.)

  11. Re:fp from canada on Wi-Fi, Linux, And VoIP In Canada · · Score: 1

    Oh no, other people happen to like using programs you don't like!

    It's a PUBLIC computer. If you want a pristine environment, bring a laptop.

    It's like if you don't like using public washrooms: hold it in till you get home.

  12. Re:Bah! on Genetically Engineered Pets Hit the Market · · Score: 2, Funny
    But they tend to be very sensitive to temp (need cold), light (its dark down there), and oxygen level.

    Well, I don't know about the oxygen thing, but it seems they'd be a perfect companion for Slashdotters.

  13. Re:Toronto: .to on Los Angeles Gets Own TLD · · Score: 1

    Where else is Canada going to revolve around?

    The people in Vancouver are too high to care, and the Americans hate the french, which puts Montreal outta the question :p

    Edmonton? Halifax? The Peg? Hahaha...

  14. Duh? on QBASIC Programming for Dummies · · Score: 1
    "The book started off making me feel stupider than I actually am."

    1) QBASIC? That's so 1992...

    2) You bought a DUMMIES book for QBASIC. It's like buying a Dummies book for cooking Kraft Macaroni.

  15. Toronto: .to on Los Angeles Gets Own TLD · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For years and years and years "TO" (t-o) has been Toronto's nickname, so quite often you'll see some business around here use Tonga's .to TLD.

    I'd say we beat LA to the punch.

  16. headphones on The Death of Bluetooth? · · Score: 1

    Nokia's headphones use their new PopPortâ connector.

    It's really annoying, since their headphones cost C$40.

  17. Re:Justice department on IE6 SP1 Will Be Last Standalone Version · · Score: 4, Funny
    Microsoft can do whatever it pleases now, it knows the government is a paper tiger.

    I guess YOU have never gotten a paper cut. Those things hurt like a bastard!

  18. Re:Widescreen on Widescreen (Finally) Winning · · Score: 1

    Enterprise may be letterboxed/standard def now, but I imagine they've got HD tapes of it ready for when UPN's stations switch over to HD.

  19. Re:OS - why? on Why Do People Write Open Source Software? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Because opennes implies freedom. Humans like freedom.

    Second, because we have bad experiences with Microsoft. Microsoft is closed. Proprietary. Restrictive. Opressive. User hostil. Unreliable.

    If humans like freedom, then why is Microsoft so popular? I think humans, in general, prefer convenience over freedom.

  20. Re:Panzer on Mac OS X 'Panther': User at the Center · · Score: 3, Funny

    Honestly, picture Steve Jobs in his usual black turtleneck, plus a monocle, shaking his fist!

    "Panza vill roll over ze enemy, and crush it!"

  21. Re:I see trouble abrewing... on Mac OS X 'Panther': User at the Center · · Score: 1
    "Features of the OS reportedly won't be frozen until May"

    ...and with this stupid weather we've been having, I don't see the ground outside being THAWED until May.

  22. Panzer on Mac OS X 'Panther': User at the Center · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm hoping for a German-like "Panzer". That would just be perfect.

  23. Re:Let us not forget... on Easter Humor · · Score: 1

    Honestly, Bun-Bun could kick that rabbit's ASS.

    There is no comparison.

  24. Re:Such is modern TV on Farscape Finale Tonight · · Score: 1
    The networks probably have at least one mathematician each guaranteeing them that it makes good business sense to poll people a certain way, and cut certain series. And that's pretty much all we can expect, unless they're really incompetent.

    Don't you mean a mathemagician, pulling numbers out of their ass? So many of those guys are full of bullshit...

  25. Parallel Interface? on Serial SCSI Standard Coming Soon · · Score: 1
    SCSI is very close to joining ATA in leaving a parallel interface design behind in favor of serial one.

    If I'm not mistaken, doesn't SCSI stand for "small computer serial interface"?