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  1. Re:These should be banned on RunCore Introduces Self-Destructable SSD · · Score: 1

    Sorry. I can't resist. But most likely a pedophile wouldn't be very interested in fucking you.

    The rest however are valid points :)

  2. Re:The squirrels are even cleverer than that on Robotic Squirrels Battle It Out With Rattlesnakes · · Score: 1

    And then the bar closed..

  3. Re:Good on SFPD Breathalyzer Mistake Puts Hundreds of DUI Convictions In Doubt · · Score: 1

    Naw. They're just testing whether LSD really can help against alcoholism!

  4. The reason this band is cheap. on LightSquared Hires Lawyers To Prep For GPS Battle · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's a reason why this spectrum is much cheaper than others, in that it's assigned to satellite communication.

    The assumption being made is that if you license this spectrum, you need to make significant costs to actually put satellites into space, so the licensing is cheaper.

    So they want both now (cake meme), cheap spectrum, but not put satellites into orbit (which their original proposal by the way *did* have), but instead use it as ground based spectrum (which is much more expensive to license)

    Car analogy: I buy a classic old timer, so I don't have to pay road taxes (or much less anyway) and much less insurance. Now I put those license plates on a Hummer and still expect to not pay the road taxes and much less insurance...

  5. Re:Apparently on SCO vs. IBM Trial Back On Again · · Score: 1

    Considering the book referenced is from something like 1966, when books were still quite useful, I'd imagine a lot of people have read it before they got taken over by computer and pads :)

    And of course the Alien movies were quite a bit after that as well.

  6. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... on What To Do With a 1,000 Foot Wrecked Cruise Ship? · · Score: 1

    No. Wrong.

    The simple fact is that as the captain of a ship, you are legally bound to making sure everyone's off before you get off yourself.

    Depending on the jurisdiction you're in, there are actual criminal charges and associated prison time connected to not doing this.

    Making sure everyone's safe *IS* the captain's job, it's part and parcel of what you do, and it not optional. Just like it isn't optional to do a pre-flight check if you're a pilot.

  7. SCN isn't 'time' on Serious Oracle Flaw Revealed; Patch Coming · · Score: 1

    SCN is a number that gets increased *per transaction*, so is in a way related to time, but never in a 1-on-1 relation.

  8. Iditarod on Drone Guides Fuel Shipment to Alaskan Town · · Score: 1

    Funny how things like this make the news.

    I recognized the name because Nome is/has been the end of the Iditarod dogsled race for quite a while.

    Only way to get there is normally by plane (or dogsled, obviously), so this made me chuckle quite a bit.

    http://www.iditarod.com/

  9. Re:Wimps on 7000 e-Voting Machines Now Deemed Worthless By Irish Government · · Score: 1

    One small problem with this is that in almost all European countries lobbying is illegal....

    Although seeing the US is starting to become the garbage dump of western civilization anyway, they'll be posted to you soon!

    (I think is was Ghandi: "Mr Ghandi, what do you think of western civilization" "Yes. That would be nice.")

  10. Re:Good sign on Tech Industry Reps To Speak Before Congress About SOPA · · Score: 2

    How is this going to matter in any way, shape or form when Congressional Ratings have been about as low as they can get...

    http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/mood_of_america/congressional_performance

    Brings back the old 'joke': What's the opposite of progress? Right. Congress.

    If you think they care a wit about the average American, you're hopelessly naive (in general, not as a response to the parent, although thinking they'll listen... Ah well :)

  11. Cheap eBook Webstore on DoJ Investigates eBook Price Fixing · · Score: 5, Informative

    Probably interesting to most Slashdot readers, but I have most of my ebooks from a webstore called www.webscription.net

    The publishers here include ones such as Baen, Del Rey, Tor, etc.

    Fairly focused on SciFi/Fantasy, but almost all their books are in the $4-6 price range, a lot of them are older books, they have a quite extensive free library, and allow you to download in a number of formats, all DRM free.

    Jim Baen alone has probably done more for the SF/Fantasy book world than any other publisher out there and I find the fact his publishing company stands behind this very promising.

    And as a sidenote to all you US readers that think not a lot is done for disabled veterans: They give away everything for free if you're one..

  12. Re:why? on US Senator Proposes Bill To Eliminate Overtime For IT Workers · · Score: 3, Funny

    You mean a new computer with lifetime support, right?

    What's the use of yet another car...

  13. Re:For non US-filtered search results on Judge Orders Hundreds of Websites Delisted From Search Engines, Social Networks · · Score: 1

    No..

    Someone going diving with a replica Rolex expecting it to function like a real one is a typical example of Darwinism in action.

    If you do that, you deserve all the laughter aimed at your bloated, floating corpse as far as I'm concerned.

  14. Re:Significant Other? on Ask Slashdot: Best Tools To Aid When "On Call"? · · Score: 1

    Aha.

    In which case the only sex you're getting is of the oral kind.

    At night you both go to your separate bedrooms and yell at each other "Fuck You!" to which the reply is "Fuck You, Too!".

    Oral sex in its pure essence.

  15. Re:More Specifically Aimed at Chinese Fur Farms on Mario's Raccoon Suit Enrages PETA · · Score: 1

    It's not the vegetarians I worry about, really. They eat vegetables, fine.

    The ones that really disturb me are the humanitarians..

  16. Re:Corporate humility at its best on GameStop Offers $50 Certificate For Coupon Fiasco · · Score: 1

    I would argue that all of you in the US will have data caps with a pay per GB, possibly, yes.

    In most countries in Europe that really wouldn't work, either due to there being enough choices to punch whoever tries this in the face, or due to it simply being illegal.

    There have been lawsuits and other badness around this model for mobile phones, which sets a bit of a precedent.

  17. Re:Yeah right, NASA on NASA Shoots Down Comet Elenin Doomsday Predictions · · Score: 1

    Hookers and blow, obviously!

  18. Re:There Ougtha Be a Law on Driver Using Two Cell Phones Gets Year-Long Driving Ban · · Score: 1

    Your day would begin when the house or the senate goes into session. You could just stand at the door like a sort of personal greeter and punch them all in the face when they walk in.

    That's your quota for the day done in very little time!

  19. Re:artificial on Jupiter-Sized Alien Planet Is Darkest Ever (Barely) Seen · · Score: 2

    The problem with that being that a Dyson sphere needs to be completely light absorbent on the *inside*, the outside really doesn't matter, although in this case it being light absorbent on the outside would also capture an insignificant amount of light from the primary.

    Always assuming it's a binary system with one star being encapsulated.

    In an SF context, that even makes some modicum of sense, in that you'd still have an actual sun and all...

  20. Re:Why are we still calling these people DHS? on DHS Creating Database of Secret Watchlists · · Score: 1

    Department of Heimat Sicherheit

  21. Re:George Carlin said it best on Science Fair Entry Shuts Down Airport Terminal · · Score: 1

    Which shows perfectly why the US is fucked.

  22. Crazy? on Breaking the Codes In Oslo Terrorist's Manifesto · · Score: 2

    Be very very careful with thinking this guys was 'crazy' or a 'loon' or 'insane'...

    He was anything but. He was very convinced about being right, highly intelligent, well read, and well versed.

    Dismissing him as a 'crazy person' is extremely dangerous, since that will never allow you to actually find out why he did this.

    There are a lot of people that have the same ideas he has, a lot of them even publicly. The fact he decided to take violent action based on that idea is something to reflect on, not something you should push aside as 'crazy'

  23. Re:zomg, make everywhere as safe as airports on In German Trials, Airport Body Scanners Easily Confused · · Score: 1

    Thanks,

    You made me chuckle :)

  24. Re:Yes, Liberal Republican on United States Loses S&P AAA Credit Rating · · Score: 1

    Hahahahaha! Funny! I like your standup comedian act.

    Wait? You were serious? Oh man...

  25. Re:Socialism Sucks on UK Health Service Fears Huge Legal Fight Over Unwanted Contracts · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm sorry, but you particular view of the world breaks when people need to work together that have no reason to work together other than that 'The People' would like them to.

    Localized private companies don't want to invest money in being able to exchange data with other localized private companies (possibly in a completely different country), since they don't have any use for such a system.

    And if you get hit somewhere where the local company doesn't have coverage, and you unfortunately die because you're hyper allergic to penicilline.. Well. That's not their problem, now is it?

    That's what you have government for, to have some sort of control over all the little fiefdoms. Although I agree with you that what government tends to do nowadays is far overreaching.