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Ask Slashdot: Best Tools To Aid When "On Call"?

An anonymous reader writes "Since most readers of slashdot are IT'ers, I assume this is a familiar story: when working in IT, it often happens you need to be standby or 'on call' during a certain period. That may mean you can receive phone calls or text messages from a monitoring system in the middle of the night. I've been looking for a way to have those alerts wake me in the middle of the night but not my partner, who is sleeping right next to me. Are there hardware aids out there that can alert a person without troubling their close environment? I'm thinking armwrists, vibrating head pillows, ..."

249 comments

  1. Hmm.. by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

    Give her some nyquil?

    1. Re:Hmm.. by grantek · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Give her some nyquil?

      Honestly, after a few weeks you won't even need that. I can be called with a loud ringtone, have a discussion with the helpdesk about the problem, stumble out of the room to go work on it, stumble back into bed a few hours later, and my partner doesn't even realise I was called the next day. Now that she's on call as well the same thing happens to me - if you wake up and you're tired, and your subconscious knows you don't have to get up and work, you can fall back to sleep as soon as your head relaxes back into the pillow.

      I remember watching a recent Bond movie (I think it was Quantum of Solace) where Bond calls M in the middle of the night and she logs onto a workstation built into the bedside, if you look you can notice she has a partner in bed that doesn't budge an inch :)

    2. Re:Hmm.. by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      That wouldn't work on my wife. She's an extremely light sleeper and once woken, finds in difficult to wake up. I on the other hand, could sleep right through just about anything intended to wake me (good thing my job doesn't require on-call hours). The best way to wake me up would be to page my wife and tell her to wake me up, but that wouldn't go over too well with her

    3. Re:Hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So whatever is in a Bond movie is reality?

    4. Re:Hmm.. by grantek · · Score: 1

      So whatever is in a Bond movie is reality?

      I thought so, at least that it was based on the personal experience of at least one person who was involved with writing or setting up the scene. I assume they have advisers from intelligence or law enforcement with their own inane but amusing anecdotes, but yeah, everyone's different.

    5. Re:Hmm.. by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've noticed that Bond films seem to tell the story of my life pretty realistically.

      I can't tell you how many times I've gone to a hotel and found an exoctic women waiting for me.

      Usually a housekeeper leaving a mint on the pillow.

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    6. Re:Hmm.. by orangesquid · · Score: 1

      1) " finds in difficult to wake up " I think you meant " finds it difficult to not wake up "|

      2) I can sleep through just about anything, too. Luckily, now I'm on armodafinil, so it's not as serious of a stumbling block for working. ;)

      3) " but that wouldn't go over too well with her" -- well, off the bat, probably not. However, if you set up an agreement with her (she's required to wake you up, and 50% of your on-call time when you get called gets put into a fund that she can use to save up for nicer things that she can't buy on you guys' everyday budget), she'll be getting her money's worth. She might want to try melatonin to help her fall back asleep without making her groggy in the morning, too (results vary significantly from person to person.. so you'll find it in the supplement aisle, obviously)
      --os

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    7. Re:Hmm.. by fusiongyro · · Score: 1

      Niles, are you back with Maris?

    8. Re:Hmm.. by WebCrapper · · Score: 1

      This is actually very true. My wife originally woke up with my on-call phone, but now she just keeps sleeping. I've had to support stuff in the middle of the night and like grantek's situation, had no clue I had even gotten up.

    9. Re:Hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I date heavy sleepers. I broke up with a wowan because she was a light sleeper for this reason. I had to sleep on couch when on call.

    10. Re:Hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DSK - is that you?

    11. Re:Hmm.. by tigersha · · Score: 1

      Same here. When our small child calls in the night my wife wakes up and sleep through :)

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    12. Re:Hmm.. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      1/2 a bottle of sherry just before bed will solve that.

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    13. Re:Hmm.. by emag · · Score: 1

      Agreed. In fact, just last weekend this happened to me, though I wasn't on-call... The multi-rack APC UPS that covers our entire DC had a fault that managed to trip several breakers, fry 83 of 114 batteries, and take everything off-line...at 12:30 AM on Saturday. Apparently my boss and coworkers were trying to call me from about 3:30 AM on, with a director even driving to my house, ringing the doorbell, and pounding on the door. I slept through it all, waking up around 12:30-1:00 PM on Saturday. The amazing thing is my wife, who wakes up when a floorboard squeaks, also managed to sleep through it. Somehow, so did the dogs.

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    14. Re:Hmm.. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      1/2 a bottle of sherry just before bed will solve that.

      I thought you were responding to the poster with a 1 and 3 year old kid there, and I was just about to comment that you're presumably not American.

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    15. Re:Hmm.. by bckrispi · · Score: 1

      I'm often on call, and can easily sleep through my phone ringing. My solution is to put the phone on my wife's side of the bed. That way, I'm guaranteed to wake up.

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    16. Re:Hmm.. by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      People are saying this now, your quality of sleep is reduced by alcohol, even if you do pass out...

      http://www.webmd.com/sleep-disorders/news/20110215/alcohol-at-bedtime-may-not-help-your-sleep

    17. Re:Hmm.. by optimism · · Score: 1

      Give her some nyquil?

      Or...buy her a big jar of foam earplugs.

      Or...buy yourself a vibrating bluetooth wristband.

      Or...get good enough at your job that a) there is rarely any reason to call you, and b) they can't afford your rates except in a world-exploding emergency, or c) you can simply refuse to be on-call at night in any situation whatsoever.

  2. Significant Other? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Clearly the Poster is not in IT.

    1. Re:Significant Other? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm in IT and I'm married, but we hate each other and she sleeps in a different room. So there ya go.

    2. Re:Significant Other? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      He's referring to the monitoring system.

      "Hush now, I'll be there soon."

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    3. Re:Significant Other? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm also in IT and I'm married, we also hate each other and we don't sleep in different rooms. Call it my way of getting even!!!

    4. Re:Significant Other? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then your Other is hardly Significant.

    5. Re:Significant Other? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. He didn't say "significant other", he said his "partner, who is sleeping right next to me."

      Ergo, he is gay. Ergo, he is a Slashdotter.

      QED

    6. Re:Significant Other? by Tedderouni · · Score: 1

      "Hush now, I'll be there soon."

      "Oooh, baby, i see your port 21 is open..."

    7. Re:Significant Other? by splutty · · Score: 1

      Aha.

      In which case the only sex you're getting is of the oral kind.

      At night you both go to your separate bedrooms and yell at each other "Fuck You!" to which the reply is "Fuck You, Too!".

      Oral sex in its pure essence.

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  3. Normally I'd recommend a BFH by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. to settle down that monitoring system call. But, yeah, the smashing to bits of a phone might wake a light sleeper. So I see your point.

    I used to put my phone on vibrate and put it under my pillow.

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    1. Re:Normally I'd recommend a BFH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just about to recommend this very thing, so I'll add my voice to yours.

      KISS

    2. Re:Normally I'd recommend a BFH by LoudMusic · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't think that would wake me up. Especially if I moved around and the phone fell to the floor under the bed.

      My on call shifts don't typically go past 10 PM (we have global staff), so I usually just stay up. But if I do go to bed I leave my phone on 'GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED' mode. My wife understands the situation, even offers to make sure I get out of bed in the event of an email or call, because she knows the on call work equals extra income, which means a portion (let's be honest, all of it) is hers. If you're not getting some kind of additional compensation for your on call, stop doing it.

      I like the wrist band idea. You could also build a Lego Mindstorm contraption to drop soccer balls on your head.

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    3. Re:Normally I'd recommend a BFH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that the simple act of getting up might wake the co-sleeper as well. Therefore, I recommend what ever will actually wake you up while you sleep on the couch.

      In all seriousness, another thing to try is lower pitched items. One of my friends has to do a similar thing as a doctor. He uses a lower pitched noise of some kind to wake up with and it doesn't wake his wife and they sleep in separate beds when he is at high risk of being called.

    4. Re:Normally I'd recommend a BFH by CrudPuppy · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm deaf and I use the AlertMaster AL10, but it could work well for anyone oncall. I simply plug my land-phone line into my alarm clock. The alarm clock controls a vibrator and can also flash any light/appliance that can plug into a normal outlet. As long as you pick up the phone quickly, it shouldn't severely irritate your partner.

      I have everything call my google voice number, which rings my home phone (connected to alarm clock) and also rings my iPhone so I can actually stop the ringing since the landline has no phone connected.

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    5. Re:Normally I'd recommend a BFH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got reimbursed for on-call? I get nothing and I'm full salary pulling 80 hour weeks for a company with 120K employees ....

    6. Re:Normally I'd recommend a BFH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what about putting the phone in the underwear man pocket?

    7. Re:Normally I'd recommend a BFH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure which wrist band idea you refer to here, but I know I have seen a "wrist watch"-ish thing for people who snore, it is supposed to wake you up enough with a small electric shock that you stop snoring. Maybe it could be hacked into this purpose ?

    8. Re:Normally I'd recommend a BFH by Mobius+Ring · · Score: 1

      You're married? Clearly YOU aren't in IT.

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    9. Re:Normally I'd recommend a BFH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A vibrating cell phone would definitely wake you up even if it was stuck under your pillow. Afraid it'll fall of the bed? Just stick it *inside* your pillowcase.

    10. Re:Normally I'd recommend a BFH by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      My on call shifts don't typically go past 10 PM (we have global staff), so I usually just stay up.

      10 pm is staying up? That's about when I have dinner.

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    11. Re:Normally I'd recommend a BFH by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      You got reimbursed for on-call? I get nothing and I'm full salary pulling 80 hour weeks for a company with 120K employees ....

      Well you're a fucking idiot then.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    12. Re:Normally I'd recommend a BFH by Xacid · · Score: 1

      Ok, I'm probably going to sound like an ignorant jackass but how do you go about using a phone when someone calls you? Is there some sort of software or do people just text you? I've just never had any exposure around anyone with any sort of hearing impairment.

    13. Re:Normally I'd recommend a BFH by Xacid · · Score: 1

      I don't understand how this happens so often. I've (thankfully!) never encountered such crappy work environments.

    14. Re:Normally I'd recommend a BFH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I simply plug my land-phone line into my alarm clock. The alarm clock controls a vibrator...

      So you get a call, and in a mere 15-30 minutes you're ready to get out of bed, shower, and can respond to the call.

    15. Re:Normally I'd recommend a BFH by LoudMusic · · Score: 1

      I think the term "phone" by today's standards is a bit of a misnomer. It's a handheld internet device. Who actually uses their 'mobile' as a phone as the primary function?

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    16. Re:Normally I'd recommend a BFH by Xacid · · Score: 1

      Crap, I feel old now.

    17. Re:Normally I'd recommend a BFH by toddestan · · Score: 1

      If I had to guess he uses the phone line with a teletype.

    18. Re:Normally I'd recommend a BFH by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      cellphone + duct tape = wrist band

    19. Re:Normally I'd recommend a BFH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  4. Deaf alarms. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I have no idea how you'd go about hooking it up, but something similar was posted here a while back, and the solution was using an alarm clock designed for a deaf person. It's basically a big vibrator you put under your side of the bed.

    1. Re:Deaf alarms. by compwizrd · · Score: 2

      Those will generally wake everyone currently occupying the bed.. and will wake up everyone in a nearby bedroom.

      The OP could try one of the travel alarms though, as they don't have as large of a vibrator unit. I don't know of one offhand that has a telephone input though. My alarm clock has a standard RJ11 plug that I can connect and when the phone rings the shaker will go activate...

    2. Re:Deaf alarms. by similar_name · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's basically a big vibrator you put under your side of the bed.

      Like the one on her side?

    3. Re:Deaf alarms. by desdinova+216 · · Score: 2

      ...and we're done, Goodnight everyone, Be sure to tip your waitress and try the chicken!

    4. Re:Deaf alarms. by jetole · · Score: 1

      Yep. I'm deaf, in IT and on call. I have an alarm clock now, designed for deaf people of course, that has the giant vibrator that goes under the pillow. The alarm clock also has a port to plug in a lamp so it can flash the lamp (though this won't help your wife) and a phone port that activates the system whenever someone calls. Basically, if either the alarm goes off or someone calls my on call emergency number then the pillow shakes like it's having a seizure, the lamp on the bed side table goes on, off, on, off, etc and also it has a strobe that flashes. As a bonus it has a 24 hour clock option. I used to have a sonic boom alarm clock for deaf people that also had the phone jack but the clock couldn't keep time. Every week I had to re-adjust it to have the proper time again (every week it would be about 7 minutes off). The downside to all of this is it always woke my girlfriend up too (with the old one that didn't have the flashing lights) but the good news is that giant vibrator you stick under you're pillow can be used for all sorts of other things that your girlfriend or wife may enjoy ;-)

    5. Re:Deaf alarms. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I have no idea how you'd go about hooking it up, but something similar was posted here a while back, and the solution was using an alarm clock designed for a deaf person. It's basically a big vibrator you put under your side of the bed.

      At least, that's what your wife told you: "sure, this big vibrating rubber cock is, er, an alarm clock for deaf people."

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  5. Phone on vibrate on nightstand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having my phone vibrate makes enough racket to wake me but usually not my wife. However there are folks on my team who resort to sleeping in a different room when on call to avoid disturbing anyone else.

  6. For Android phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Klaxon (http://code.google.com/p/klaxon/) is a must have. It's an on-call app for text message receiving. You can separate out your on-call texts from personal ones and set separate alarms and everything. It's fantastic.

    1. Re:For Android phones by Troy+Baer · · Score: 1

      Klaxon is what I and the other Android users in our on-call rotation use.

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    2. Re:For Android phones by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny

      Klaxon (http://code.google.com/p/klaxon/) is a must have. It's an on-call app for text message receiving. You can separate out your on-call texts from personal ones and set separate alarms and everything. It's fantastic.

      That would be pretty sweet...

      Text includes words 'emergency' 'urgent' 'system' 'down' -> (Zzzz)

      Text includes words 'down' 'hours' 'hardware' 'failure' -> (Zzzz)

      Text includes words 'panic' 'weeping' 'wailing' 'praying' -> (Zzzz)

      Text includes words 'payroll' 'not' 'running' -> (WAKEY! WAKEY!)

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    3. Re:For Android phones by M0j0_j0j0 · · Score: 1

      Apart from the Text includes words 'payroll' 'not' 'running' -> (WAKEY! WAKEY!) i don't see the need for waking anyone at the middle of the night..

    4. Re:For Android phones by Venotar · · Score: 2

      Klaxon (http://code.google.com/p/klaxon/) is a must have. It's an on-call app for text message receiving. You can separate out your on-call texts from personal ones and set separate alarms and everything. It's fantastic.

      That would be pretty sweet...

      Text includes words 'emergency' 'urgent' 'system' 'down' -> (Zzzz)

      Text includes words 'down' 'hours' 'hardware' 'failure' -> (Zzzz)

      Text includes words 'panic' 'weeping' 'wailing' 'praying' -> (Zzzz)

      Text includes words 'payroll' 'not' 'running' -> (WAKEY! WAKEY!)

      For differentiating between "personal" and "oncall" pages, I use handcent... then set the "on call" pages to play my Strong Bad "The System is down" ringtone.

      Downside? I can't watch strongbad without my jacking up my blood pressure.

    5. Re:For Android phones by sqldr · · Score: 4, Funny

      funny you should say that. At one place I worked, they only paid us if we got called out. So we wrote a perl script called "cha-ching.pl" which created a fault then fixed it. We got paid.

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    6. Re:For Android phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wakey! Wakey! Hands off snakey

    7. Re:For Android phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fire Alert from the droid market does this as well. Very very useful app.

    8. Re:For Android phones by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 2

      Did it round off fractions of cents from every transaction too?

    9. Re:For Android phones by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      You're obviously a techie, not a manager...

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    10. Re:For Android phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You needed help to write Perl? Lamer.

    11. Re:For Android phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, it's best to ensure you DO NOT get SMS texts, because you can't really filter those, and you'll not have a social life if you can't tell your personal texts from the alerts.

      AFTER you have funneled pages to a sole-purpose gmail address, get Gmail Label notifier.
      Because you filter your pages by importance anyway, and 9 in 10 auto-pages are cyclical, well known and just outright useless... might as well only wake up for subject lines that matter or senders who are really people with a different from address.

      And you can just turn off the App when the on-call shift has ended and stop checking Gmail. No such luck with an always-on SMS doorway into your nightlife.

    12. Re:For Android phones by simpsop · · Score: 1

      Klaxon for Android is a must have. My team is all using it too.

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    13. Re:For Android phones by inasity_rules · · Score: 1

      Where is my +1 Pure Evil Mod? Dogbert would be proud.

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    14. Re:For Android phones by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      if you have a modern smartphone system, you can build filters for incoming sms and do pretty much anything from turning vibrate to vibrate as long as you want, flash lights, send a bt notify to your bedside vibrator or whatever.

      on android you can intercept them without tricks even before they hit inbox(just set your receiver priority to a high number). on symbian you could set the phone to silent and have a program running that gets notified of incoming sms and starts ringing if it's a on-call message, dunno about bb. that label notifier guy should really add sms label possibility.

      I don't have a social life or have to be on call so that's not why I know, but I am a mobile developer. I'm pretty sure there's some sms filter apps on the market.

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    15. Re:For Android phones by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Texts? IF they text me they will NEVER get me. they can stop being lazy and freaking CALL my cellphone.

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    16. Re:For Android phones by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      if you are using text messages for critical alerts you are failing. Texts are not guaranteed to ever reach their destination or arrive in a timely manner. I already dealt with this with a customer, AT&T told them. "Texts are for entertainment and can and will get lost, do not use them for anything important."

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    17. Re:For Android phones by bckrispi · · Score: 1

      Like they did in Superman III?

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    18. Re:For Android phones by bgat · · Score: 1

      For differentiating between "personal" and "oncall" pages, I use handcent... then set the "on call" pages to play my Strong Bad "The System is down" ringtone.

      Downside? I can't watch strongbad without my jacking up my blood pressure.

      I use any random Brittany Spears tune for my "the system is down" ringtone. That way there is no possibility of ruining myself for anything musical.

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  7. sleep? by dittbub · · Score: 1

    i thought you're suppose to be awake when you're "on call"

    1. Re:sleep? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because people who are on call 24/7 never sleep...

    2. Re:sleep? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Yes, because people who are on call 24/7 never sleep...

      Someone who is on call 24/7 is a slave.

    3. Re:sleep? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because people who are on call 24/7 never sleep...

      Someone who is on call 24/7 is a slave.

      Better to be a slave* than to be out on the streets and starving.

      * Note: Only for now...once the economy recovers and the power to be more selective in one's employment situation shifts back toward the worker, 24/7 IT slavery may become slightly less acceptable. [Even if this is only wishful thinking... :( ]

    4. Re:sleep? by hedwards · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's actually pretty common. A person might be on call 24/7, but if that means more than a few calls a year at night then something isn't right. Being on call shouldn't mean that you're being regularly woken up at night.

    5. Re:sleep? by s7uar7 · · Score: 2

      You're doing it wrong.

    6. Re:sleep? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      It's actually pretty common. A person might be on call 24/7, but if that means more than a few calls a year at night then something isn't right. Being on call shouldn't mean that you're being regularly woken up at night.

      It means you can never be out of the area/state/country, it means you can never go camping in the woods away from technology, it means you can never get drunk, etc.

    7. Re:sleep? by Bucky24 · · Score: 1

      Not when on call is 24/7 for a week.

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    8. Re:sleep? by denvergeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, to be clear, it means you shouldn't get drunk when you're on call. Sure is entertaining though...

    9. Re:sleep? by mcavic · · Score: 1

      A person might be on call 24/7, but if that means more than a few calls a year at night then something isn't right.

      Yes. My cell phone hardly rings anymore, but I can still use 24/7 on-call as a reason to get out of jury duty.

    10. Re:sleep? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i thought you're suppose to be awake when you're "on call"

      My on call is 24 hours for a week. So in the middle of the night i'll get a hotel calling about the malware their genius front desk person got trying to find a late night date in the hotel bathroom.

    11. Re:sleep? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Jobs like that typically come with what's essentially a golden handcuff, if you're not getting enough money to justify it then find another job or don't take it. Personally, I never get drunk and only a poorly run company allows for the bus factor to drop that low.

    12. Re:sleep? by swordgeek · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're missing a major point here: Rotating on-call.

      I'm on call right now, 24/7. I'm required to be available and functional (i.e. in town, sober), and must answer the pager within ten minutes.

      For one week out of six.

      That means that for about nine weeks a year, I'm a slave to the company. That also means that in a telecom company with >>2million customers, I can completely shut off my mind to work at 17:00 for the rest of the year.

      And yes, I get paid well during those nine weeks.

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    13. Re:sleep? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for myself. I'm on call 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, and have been for 10 years. That was when I took my last holiday.

      I'll sleep when I'm dead I guess.

    14. Re:sleep? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      "That means that for about nine weeks a year, I'm a slave to the company."

      you negotiated wrong. My on call in my contract states. IF after hours, every time my phone rings for an on call emergency, I get a $200.00 bonus added to my paycheck.

      They liked it so much they added it to all the other guys. IT stopped the morons from Marketing from working all night, deleting something and calling on call to get it restored if it cost their department $200.00 every time they called us.

      Plus I have no problem getting a bonus like that every time the phone rings at 1am.

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    15. Re:sleep? by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      Did you miss my last sentence? "And yes, I get paid well during those nine weeks."

      I get paid 12 extra hours of straight pay per week of carrying a pager. If it goes off, minimum billing is two hours of overtime (usually 1.5x, but 2x on holidays).

      In practice, the pager goes off less than ten times a year across our entire group, so I'll get one or two pages a year - but when they come, they're serious, and the company has no problem paying for it.

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  8. Separate beds.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just kidding. I'm lucky that she sleeps better than I do since we had kids, and frequently doesn't even wake when I get paged.

    It's not so good when she sleeps through one of the kids waking, puking, having a shower and me changing their bed and getting them back to sleep... I usually hear the smallest thing happening in the kids room, even at the other end of the house!

    But vibrate under the pillow sounds like a plan :)

  9. Shakeawake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many flavors of vibrating only alarm clocks are out there, worn by folks with hearing deficits. Should work for you!

    1. Re:Shakeawake by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Many flavors of vibrating only alarm clocks are out there, worn by folks with hearing deficits. Should work for you!

      Yeah, but can you hook them up to a phone of any sort? I think that's the trick.

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    2. Re:Shakeawake by compwizrd · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sure.

      http://www.amazon.com/Sonic-Alert-SBT425ss-Vibrating-Telephone/dp/B000EX5HXS

      not sure why the analog one came up, but I have one of these units.

  10. GOOGLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you go to Google and look for IDK "alarm clocks for the deaf or hard of hearing" you'll find sites that have things like vibrating alarms that hook up to cell phones.

  11. Tried by hel1xx · · Score: 0

    I have tried a myriad of different things. Under the pillow, strapped to my leg, it just doesn't work for me. On the nights I am on call, I sleep on the couch. I would be interested to see different approaches.

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    1. Re:Tried by warchildx · · Score: 1

      bluetooth single ear headphone thingy. just lay on you side, then if you doze off, etc you can hear the phone ring but nobody else will. in theory.

      and if all else fails...e.g. headset falls off..., ducttape the headset to the side of your noggin!

    2. Re:Tried by NotSanguine · · Score: 1

      I have tried a myriad of different things. Under the pillow, strapped to my leg, it just doesn't work for me. On the nights I am on call, I sleep on the couch. I would be interested to see different approaches.

      Crystal Meth?

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    3. Re:Tried by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      and I wake up with it stuck in my nostril. No thanks.

      Breathe right strips that are glued to your nose end up on my forehead by morning...

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  12. Where's Kurzweil by sneakyimp · · Score: 1

    I bet Ray Kurzweil has something hooked up. If he doesn't, he's a sham. I for one welcome our late-night-texting-overlords.

    1. Re:Where's Kurzweil by Colourspace · · Score: 1

      And if Chuck Norris doesn't have something even better lashed together, he doesn't deserve his meme revival any more does he?

    2. Re:Where's Kurzweil by sneakyimp · · Score: 1

      Kurzweil's a meme now? DANG! I guess he's finally achieved immortality. The singularity has passed.

  13. Sleep? Must be nice! by Moderator · · Score: 0

    To me, being on call means essentially spending the weekend at work. I spent 37.5 hours at work during an on call weekend three weeks ago. It's not unheard of for our guys to just bring a cot and camp out until called upon.

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  14. She's going to wake up anyway by decipher_saint · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Regardless of what method of notification likely you'll have to get up, which is going to wake her up.

    If it's a real problem get separate beds.

    I did this for about 3 years, and it's fine when you're single or sleeping in your own bed but when you're in a relationship and you share sleeping arrangements it's going to add some strain to your life (I solved it by finding other, better work).

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    1. Re:She's going to wake up anyway by BagOBones · · Score: 2

      King size foam or similar mattress will allow you to get up without disturbing your partner... or in my case partner and small child also sleeping on my bed. It is a case of space and motion transfer... Just don't trip on something on your way out of the room.

      As for stealth notification, if your notification system can phone you instead of just texting / emailing you, there are a variety of Bluetooth watches out their that vibrate and do caller ID that I think would work.

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    2. Re:She's going to wake up anyway by tzanger · · Score: 1

      Where on earth is it illegal to have small children sleeping with the parents? There are some nutcases who claim that the child's in danger from smothering, but there is zero actual evidence to support that, except in the case where the adult is severely intoxicated. My wife and I slept with our newborns fairly frequently as she was nursing, but even then she wanted the child to sleep in a bassinet next to her because it was more comfortable for her, not because of some notion of child safety.

      That said, I make it a point that children do not get used to sleeping with the parents. Once in a while sure, but it's a rare exception.

  15. Union by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And how much stuff can wait for the next day any ways and not right now?

  16. My wife takes crazy amounts of call... by Psychofreak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I learn to sleep through it. My wife is on call very nearly 24-7 and gets called multiple times every night.

    Her phone vibrates, then does a loud alarm, sorta like a Hollywood submarine dive alarm. The vibrating phone on the nightstand usually wakes her, but not always. She reacts to her phone immediately, but not to other noises. If I need to wake her up for some reason it is easier to call her phone, then get her attention.

    The key is you need to pick an alarm that you will respond to immediately, but your partner will tend to ignore. Then have the alarm become something that will wake the dead so your partner can kick you out of bed.

    Phil

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    1. Re:My wife takes crazy amounts of call... by sexconker · · Score: 0

      I learn to sleep through it. My wife is on call very nearly 24-7 and gets called multiple times every night.

      How much does she charge to sleep over and to let you call her your wife?

    2. Re:My wife takes crazy amounts of call... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of his assets. Standard fare, really...

    3. Re:My wife takes crazy amounts of call... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife is on call very nearly 24-7 and gets called multiple times every night.

      Is she maybe looking for a new job? We're a shop and we got no clue and our shit is breaking down like crazy, like everyday I come in another thing's trashed and we spend more time just sweeping up the debris than actually putting out the fires ... so we'd love someone like your wife who can put up with the abuse our system deal every night (2-3 calls average during the night). It would also be great if she could cover until 2pm the next day because that's when most of our staff comes in (on the days we are not working from home). Let me know if you're interested, the job is in Cheyenne Wyoming btw.

      j.k. but hey

    4. Re:My wife takes crazy amounts of call... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife is on call very nearly 24-7 and gets called multiple times every night.

      Ummmm....... Wow... I can't believe you really wrote that on slashdot..
      Do you not know who reads this? Sheesh!

    5. Re:My wife takes crazy amounts of call... by tzanger · · Score: 1

      There is an alarm tone on old Motorola phones that drives me nuts. The phone can be in my wife's purse, behind closed closet doors on another story of the house but it wakes me up instantly, even though our bedroom door is closed. I keep meaning to sample it and recreate it as an iphone alarm tone.

      The alarm isn't all that loud, but the cadence and frequencies used puncture my slumber like a pin on a balloon.

    6. Re:My wife takes crazy amounts of call... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is absolutely true. It's a psychological thing. If you are actually psychologically compatible with your partner, there are things that will affect you both very differently, and things that will affect you both the very same... the key is to figure out what those things are. Additionally, it should be very easy to train yourself to ignore certain sounds while sleeping... My on-call phone has a ring-tone that wakes me instantly and makes my heart race in a visceral reaction. Not because it's annoying or loud, but because I know if I hear that I need to be alert and ready to solve serious problems. I don't get bothered otherwise. Also my personal phone has a distinct ringtone for upper management, and if I hear that I have a similar reaction...awake or asleep. To my girlfriend they all sound the same and only wake her if it goes on for too long unanswered. Conversely, her grandfather has ALS and lives with us... she's cared for him pretty much her whole life; when he needs assistance he rings a doorbell...this wakes her because she knows she needs to take action, but I sleep right through it as I'm not expected to react to it.

  17. Pillow Speaker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They do make pillow speakers. Not sure how well they work.

  18. Separate beds/rooms if possible? by mlts · · Score: 1

    This may not be as high tech as a decent work controlled vibrator, but if one has a big enough place, perhaps crash on the couch, or a separate room. This way, one can deal with the on call bit and not wake the SO if something comes through. Then once the rotation changes, put up the bed and go back to the usual bed.

  19. Something I can comment on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a surgical resident, I spend a lot of my time on call, the last couple of years mostly at home, usually every other day. Your partner will quickly learn to disregard the nighttime calls, trust me! I just leave my pager and phone on a lowered volume, and try to get out of the room quickly when I have to actually talk to the other person...

    1. Re:Something I can comment on by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      As a surgical resident, I spend a lot of my time on call, the last couple of years mostly at home, usually every other day. Your partner will quickly learn to disregard the nighttime calls, trust me! I just leave my pager and phone on a lowered volume, and try to get out of the room quickly when I have to actually talk to the other person...

      In the third year of my wife's residency, I have yet to learn to disregard that damn pager. I'm just a much lighter sleeper than she is. So she sleeps in the call room for night call.

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  20. Resume by Aladrin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The best tool for on-call duty is a resume. And a list of jobs to apply for.

    Even if you don't normally get called while on-call, it likely prevents you from going about your life. You can't go to a movie, go out of town, etc etc. They should be paying your for those services. If you aren't getting paid well for it, don't accept a job with on-call duties.

    And besides all that, a job with on-call duties is a job that has need of them. That means they either have an unstable system or they aren't staffed properly. It's a huge sign that things are not right, and that company is best avoided.

    I didn't realize all that until I got a job that didn't involve it. I kept making excuses for the company, and for myself. I'm so glad I'm not there any more.

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    1. Re:Resume by s7uar7 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's nothing wrong with doing on-call as long as you accept that the job comes with it or get paid extra if you're asked to do it in a current role.

      I agree with you about not realising how much of an effect it has until you stop doing it though. When I stopped about 4 years ago it took some time to get used to being able to go out in the evenings without having to worry about getting called.

    2. Re:Resume by thisnamestoolong · · Score: 5, Insightful

      THIS. I used to work in an on-call capacity (not IT, mind you, but the idea is the same). Being on call ruined 5 years of my life. It destroys relationships and makes it so you can never truly relax. I took a huge pay cut to get off of on-call duty and I couldn't have been happier about it.

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    3. Re:Resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of those dream software engineer jobs at Google involve an on-call duty (sometimes a week per month, sometimes more). I guess you wouldn't take them if somebody called you and offered.

    4. Re:Resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Being on call should be avoided no matter the pay. Unless it's ~ €200 / h, and then only because it makes it easy to quit your job and take a really long holiday while looking for a new one. Believe me, nothing can compensate for what amounts to working 24/7.

    5. Re:Resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are 100% right. Too many of these worthless IT positions have become multiple-job 24x7x365 nightmare. The best solution is to obtain a position without on-call work.

    6. Re:Resume by DigiShaman · · Score: 2

      Depends if you're the only one on-call 24/7. For example, I work with three others whom also provide server, network, and desktop support. We rotate the on-call duty each week. So having this duty for one week out of the month isn't too bad. Just remember, when doing this kind of IT work, it's almost a requirement. Technology failure waits for no man.

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    7. Re:Resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm an operational sys admin; I'm responsible for my platform and it runs 24x7. I work in a team, on-call is part of the role. We get paid adequately for it, and, we all see it as part of our career choice.

      There's nothing in the OP's statement to suggest he doesn't get paid for doing it.

      What suits some people doesn't suit others. I wouldn't give up my on-call job, I enjoy it. I got paged at 4am; it wasn't anything to do with an unstable system, or incorrect staffing. VPN box died, Nagios warned me of it's death. I get paid to take those pages, I get monetary reward, and, when other people were heading in to the office for 9am, I was in the park with my dog.

    8. Re:Resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is basically threadjacking tbh

    9. Re:Resume by networkBoy · · Score: 2

      I get paid 0.25x my normal rate while on-call and OT if called in with a 2 hour minimum pay (even if I'm there for 5 min to hit a reset button). I'm good with that.
      -nB

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    10. Re:Resume by swillden · · Score: 1

      Depends on how it's handled, as others have pointed out.

      And besides all that, a job with on-call duties is a job that has need of them. That means they either have an unstable system or they aren't staffed properly. It's a huge sign that things are not right, and that company is best avoided.

      Or else they have a fairly stable system with high uptime requirements. Stable enough that it doesn't make sense to staff a full-time person around the clock, because that person would be idle most of the time, but with SLAs that demand quick response to problems. Even with fault-tolerant systems which automatically fail over when something goes down, it's often important to quickly diagnose and fix the root problem, because barring a simple hardware failure there's a good chance that whatever caused the first failure is going to take down the standby system eventually.

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    11. Re:Resume by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's not for everyone. I wouldn't do it, not with a commute and a wife and kid, but it'd be less bad if I were single and lived nearby.

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    12. Re:Resume by Splab · · Score: 1

      Having on call is fairly standard and should be ok as long as there are shifts for it and you are paid for the standby hours and for taking the calls.

      Regarding the problems with the significant other - either find a job he/she accepts or perahps a new partner; if your partner can't accept the fact that you have to do it to keep a job, your relationship probably has other issues.

    13. Re:Resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must be nice getting paid for being on-call. I am a salaried employee and my company takes advantage of that................Whats that? You'd like me to manually monitor one of our customers sites from 5PM till 8AM and report back each time I check it? Oh..........every hour on the hour?

    14. Re:Resume by evilviper · · Score: 1

      And besides all that, a job with on-call duties is a job that has need of them. That means they either have an unstable system or they aren't staffed properly. It's a huge sign that things are not right, and that company is best avoided.

      Good luck with that... I doubt you'll ever find an IT job without a stipulation that you need to be reachable. Yes, some companies abuse the privilege, but even in the best case, if you're any good, there are going to be things you're able to do that somebody on the night shift won't. Hence levels of escalation, and if the last line of defence can be shared between several people, it's likely not too bad.

      And besides that, YOUR ATTITUDE can make a big difference in how bad on-call is. In short, get one... A bad one... Company abusing on-call? Take the call, and then just tell them it's not critical enough that you're going to fix it outside of work hours. You may get your boss yelling at you, but that's non-fatal. Brush it off and do the same next time. Either they'll decide they can do better and they'll fire you, or after a few times around, they'll learn they don't get to abuse you. If you're desperate for the job, well, then I guess you get to tolerate the abuse until you can line-up something better.

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    15. Re:Resume by fuzzywig · · Score: 1

      And those of us with no SO and no cash can then pick up your old job, and everyone is happy :)

    16. Re:Resume by elistan · · Score: 1

      And besides all that, a job with on-call duties is a job that has need of them. That means they either have an unstable system or they aren't staffed properly. It's a huge sign that things are not right, and that company is best avoided.

      Yeah, I pretty much agree with that. For Job 00, I was one of three server techs supporting about 100 servers. We knew every server inside and out and were responsible for pretty much everything about them except corporate policies. We rarely got any off-hours calls, so we could go to the movies, etc. Job 01 was in the datacenter of a huge global company - seven of us supporting 3000 servers. When oncall, we were guaranteed to not get a full night's sleep for that week, rarely was dinner not interrupted, etc., and we were still expected to do our normal 8-5 job. We got OT but that certainly didn't make it worth the degradation in quality of life. Fixes took longer because we had no idea off the top of our heads what the hardware/software config for a particular server was, and we often had to call the SAN team, network team, VMWare team, etc. because everything was siloed. Getting cooperation wasn't easy sometimes. It was a fubar staffing situation. They could staff a helpdesk 24x7 to place the calls - but to actually FIX the problem? No. Just as I was leaving they transitioned to a schedule that had everybody working only 40 hours a week, but because 24x7 support was still required everybody worked an ever-changing schedule. One week you might be M,Tu,Th,F,Sat 8-5, next week you might be M,W,Th,Sa,Sun midnight-8, etc. After complaints to HR, they went back to the same oncall rotation. I've heard that now they have a much larger department with a mix of US and India based techs, so things aren't quite as crazy. Anyway, Job 02 now is back to a team of two people supporting only 50 servers. Again, we know all the systems, what they're temperamental about, and basically we only rarely get called. Having only two people sucks sometimes because we can't both be on vacation at the same time, but it's much better than Job 01.

      Actually, I will disagree with you about the "need" of oncall duties - even if itâ(TM)s not being used I'd rather deal with a blow up SAN controller when it happens at 3am than at 8am when I get in. But if being on-call has a significant impact on your life, either the systems aren't being managed properly, or the staffing to deal with the known volume of work is screwed up. The first should be fixable, the second means you should be sending out your resume IMO.

    17. Re:Resume by dbug78 · · Score: 1

      I hope you mean 1.25x. Getting paid a quarter of your normal salary to be a 24h slave is a shit deal.

    18. Re:Resume by quaero_notitia · · Score: 1

      Ha! That's exactly what I did. After years of "salaried" service of an increasingly complex network of systems and high-turnover untrained end-users, which included constant after hours responses due to poor company decisions related to those systems. That coupled with an expectation for 24x7x365 operations and a 15 minute response on non-redundant and no backup powered systems, or internal end-user support for multiple time-zones and shifts. And a constant threat from management that I could be replaced at a moments notice.

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    19. Re:Resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our place is exactly like this, with the exception of changing your "three" with our "twenty"

      Being on-call for one week, 3 times a year... could be a lot worse.

      Also, I tend to give away my on-call shifts to whoever wants to take it, since generally there's someone who's looking for some extra cash.

    20. Re:Resume by BigDogCH · · Score: 1

      You might like to know that being salary doesn't exempt you from overtime. Just saying...... that isn't how the law works in the US anyway. Many companies pretend to not know this until you remind them.

      Also, the formula for overtime is often different. It is often closer to half-time pay for salary employees.

    21. Re:Resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe he does mean .25x. For example say he made $40/hour at work he would make $10/hour to be on call whether he get's called or not.

    22. Re:Resume by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      You know what? That's what I love about America. Choice. For me, this is absolutely not an option any more, even when I was single. It was destroying my life, and I wasn't getting paid enough for it.

      But for you, it's an option. You can choose to take that job, and I'm perfectly fine with it. I don't feel the need to run your life. Just mine.

      Now if only we could get everyone else to feel the same way. :)

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  21. Are you sure you really have a girlfriend? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The blow up variety do not mind getting woken up in the middle of the night.

    1. Re:Are you sure you really have a girlfriend? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep in mind, the poster said "partner" and did not specify the sex. To me, thats a buzzword for same-sex pal.

  22. Look at Assistive Devices for the Deaf. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try looking into vibration alarm clocks for the Deaf. I believe that Krown makes a telephone sensor for their unit.

  23. Majority of /. Iters? by wjcofkc · · Score: 2

    I think we found a new poll.

    For the record, I do home improvement work. Mostly hardwood floors. I spent a decade being very successful in IT but I never really liked it and finally couldn't stand "IT" anymore.

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    1. Re:Majority of /. Iters? by greghodg · · Score: 1

      I was always under the impression that the majority of ./ers were engineers of some ilk.

    2. Re:Majority of /. Iters? by wjcofkc · · Score: 1

      As someone who has been here under one account or another since 1997, me too. However, it would be fun to see some numbers and the conversation that would follow.

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    3. Re:Majority of /. Iters? by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      In the late nineties when I joined /. I was a sysadmin. I had both a pager and a cell phone it was pretty hard for even both of them to wake me when I was on call :p Fortunately, I stopped being a sysadmin just about the time I got married, and that made the problem go away. My wife would not be amused to be awoken in the middle of the night by my pager while I slept on, oblivious.

      Since the early 2000s, I've been in email (more recently, web) security and never have to be on call. I did love being an SA and sometimes still miss it, but sure don't miss the pager.

    4. Re:Majority of /. Iters? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Good for you.

      I've been doing programming for 11 years- HATE IT... absolutely dread work every day- and it's not my company- I keep changing looking for greener pastures- it is the programming I find mind-numbingly dull.

      Hopefully I can find a job to transition to myself. Unfortunately reluctant to take a pay cut due to being sole provider for the family and already being stretched.

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    5. Re:Majority of /. Iters? by wjcofkc · · Score: 2

      Just keep an open mind. If 10 years ago someone had told me I would be installing hardwood floors and enjoying it I would have laughed. I am still a geek at heart. Just a happier geek.

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    6. Re:Majority of /. Iters? by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      I work in social services with persons with disabilities, the only thing in my job that is tech related is the fact that I'm on the "Tech Committee". And I'm on that because everyone knows I'm an amateur computer nerd. In other words, I run Linux, personally, but I'm not a sysadmin, and I can't program my way out of a paper bag.

  24. Vibrate by blackC0pter · · Score: 1

    I'm a pretty deep sleeper but my brain has been trained to wake up to two different sounds, my name or my phone vibrating. I can't explain how that works but the sound of my phone vibrating (after 2-3 calls) will wake me up or someone calling out my name. I also notice that in normal settings my brain picks out the sound of my name in situations where I normally wouldn't be able to hear that person.

    So train your brain to wake up to a vibrating pillow or some other quiet sound. This is similar to professional boxers that are still standing and punching while they are unconscious. It is not the same thing, but you can train your brain to do things when you are not fully conscious.

  25. On call by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

    Got me thinking: even getting up from bed disturbs a person sleeping next to you, in varying degrees. So an 'on-call' incident for one employer, lowers productivity for a different employer.

    For a cheap, reliable option, strap a smartphone on an armband, and write a program to poll your alerting system. Its better to poll than to wait for events - that way, at least your app knows whether it can reach the alerting system or not. Who knows, perhaps there's already "an app for that"? But be sure to have the app switch your cellular radio off (and leave Wifi on) -- the WHO classifies them as possible carcinogens.

  26. Ignore it... by metalgamer84 · · Score: 2

    In all honesty, I set the on-call phone to vibrate and goto bed. Problems can wait till 7 AM. Does this work for everybody? No.

  27. maybe.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will say a good pair of earplugs.....

  28. Get a silent alarm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't personally tried it, but this might work - http://jawbone.com/up/product

  29. Bluetooth vibrating wristband by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bought this one for my wife who can't hear her cellphone very well when it's inside her purse (she has a slight hearing problem) and works quite well.

  30. Wire your toes to the phone line. by blair1q · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wire your big toes to either side of the phone line, and disconnect the phone's bell.

    That sucker pumps 90 volts AC to ring your handset.

    To stop the on-hook 48 VDC from giving you the crawlies, put a small capacitor in series with each lead.

    1. Re:Wire your toes to the phone line. by Tyrannosaur · · Score: 1

      those caps need bleeder resistors too ;) just finished that EE212 lab that explains why too... I feel proud of myself :)

    2. Re:Wire your toes to the phone line. by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Really? Small caps at 48 V need bleeders? Pretty sure they'll bleed out once the phone goes off-hook and switches from 48 VDC to 6 VDC of the opposite polarity. And it's not like our application is going to be less safe because we omit them.

  31. Phone In Pillowcase by colman77 · · Score: 1

    Put your phone in your pillowcase before you go to sleep, that's what I do. The vibration (both sound and motion) travel through the pillow to your ear/face, while leaving your partner reasonably unmolested. For insurance, put together a ringtone with 4 or 5 seconds of silence at the beginning (so you can discreetly shut off alarm when you wake up) followed by something really annoying (in case you're really out cold), and set the phone to blaring.

  32. Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    both hubby and I are on call 24x7 .... we've simply learned to ignore each others pagers/cells
    overnight. THe only time this sisn't work is when the job change = different pager/cells

  33. 1watt narrow angle LED aimed at your head by benlwilson · · Score: 1

    You could try a really bright led with a very small beam angle aimed at you. With enough power it should be visible through your eyelids. (I don't think you'd need that much power, maybe 1 watt). If it flashed or just did something annoying it would probably wake you up. To further cut down the stray light it could be mounted in a tube that shields everywhere else from the light except your area of the bed.

    1. Re:1watt narrow angle LED aimed at your head by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

      hmmm... yeah, I foresee a minor problem with that.

      You'd wake up with burned retinas.

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    2. Re:1watt narrow angle LED aimed at your head by benlwilson · · Score: 0

      It doesn't need to be anywhere near powerful enough to do any damage.
      Could easily be mounted on the other side of the room.

      Ever tried to sleep with the lights on, it's quite hard, you can see the light even through your eyelids are shut.
      If this was flashing it would be quite annoying.

    3. Re:1watt narrow angle LED aimed at your head by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

      sorry, I read "LED" and "1 Watt" and my brain said "1 Watt LED laser".

      Which is doable with a stock LED. You just have to get a pulse generator set at the right voltage to force the LED to lase, which is right on the threshold of burning the diode out - hence the need to pulse modulate the forward current to prevent just that from happening. This is how high power LEDs for car running lights and tactical flashlights (think Luxeon and Cree) work.

      I've learned a lot about the subject but it's cost me a fortune in burned LEDs and hours experimenting with homebuilt 555CN oscillators...

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      Operation Guillotine is in effect.
  34. heard it on TV... by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

    ...Red Bull and cocaine!

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    Operation Guillotine is in effect.
  35. returning to bed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have more trouble getting back to sleep after I've been paged and got out of bed for an hour or so. I have to switch on and my brain can't turn off again straight away when I get back into bed.

  36. I'm a developer not IT by strangeattraction · · Score: 1

    Most /. are developers not IT.

    1. Re:I'm a developer not IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What sort of developer? Building, software, just diy guys, etc. If software I fail to see the distinction.

    2. Re:I'm a developer not IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm do both...

    3. Re:I'm a developer not IT by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      It's one giant umbrella. It's a field, not a career. Just like people work in the "medical industry" or the "financial area" - not all of them are doctors or mortgage brokers. So we work in "IT" but we're coders, hardware gurus, systems analysts, technical writers, managers, networkers, with even some random creative design and teachers thrown in the mix because the umbrella is getting larger every day.

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    4. Re:I'm a developer not IT by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      1) Oh, really? Sez who?
      2) Coders are in IT too. You may not carry a pager, but it's the same damned field.

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      "People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
    5. Re:I'm a developer not IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wait until a programming language article comes up, then you will realize, just as I did, that there are very few actual programmers on /.

      IT articles do tend to have a lot of insightful comments though.

  37. Thank you by HangingChad · · Score: 1

    For reminding me about another great thing about being out of IT. That gut wrenching feeling when you get a call at 5am with someone shrieking the site has been hacked and there's an investor meeting that morning, hair on fire blah, blah, blah. Followed by the subtle insinuations that it was something to do with your code. The developers pointing fingers at the networking people, the networking people acting like the passive-aggressive beat dogs and biting back.

    Changing careers was the best move I ever made, next to going independent. What a relief.

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    That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
  38. Stats? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    "Since most readers of slashdot are IT'ers..."

    Is this true?

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    "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)

    1. Re:Stats? by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      I think it is time to a SlashPoll.
      My current employment is:
      IT grunt
      Development
      Management
      Office work
      Menial
      I am unemployed you insensitive clod
      I work for Cowboy Neil

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    2. Re:Stats? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      I'd add 'digital artists' to the mix.

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      "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)

    3. Re:Stats? by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'd add 'digital artists' to the mix.

      I think if you look closer you will notice I did include the unemployed. ;)

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      If I were God, wouldn't I protect my churches from acts of me?
  39. What's wrong with vibrate? by BlakJak-ZL1VMF · · Score: 1

    Pager on silent/vibrate, under my pillow, tends to work well.
    Only so much you can do about the noise of the vibration unit, though.
    Have done this with my phone before also.

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  40. Should Work... by carrier+lost · · Score: 1

    Adrenochrome injecting flechette, launched by solenoid-triggered miniature crossbow bypass-wired to speaker circuit of pager.

  41. Earbuds. by flimflammer · · Score: 1

    Hook up your phone to a set of earbuds. But also set an alarm that goes off ~5 minutes after your earbuds are set to go off, in case they fall out of your ear. In most cases they wont, but it's good to have the security if they do so you don't wind up missing the alarm.

    1. Re:Earbuds. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea cause tying an alarm to an earbud page is trivial. Also have you ever slept with earbuds? It's extremely uncomfortable.

    2. Re:Earbuds. by BigSes · · Score: 1

      If you find it uncomfortable, try buying a set of J-Buds from Amazon. They come with three different sizes of "buds" that are nice soft rubber, so you can find a size to fit your ear canal perfectly. They completely changed my view of earbuds, I always found them uncomfortable before that as well.

  42. The answer is: by iozozturk · · Score: 1
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  43. Pavlov, man...pavlov by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    so......sleep on the couch and set a ringtone that's quiet and pleasant.
    Doesn't have to be loud, and better if it DOES NOT wake you up.
    Also doesn't have to be your normal sleep-time....could be an afternoon nap.

    have a friend call and then after the call, wake you up in a more startling manner.

    repeat several times.

    your unconscious/subconscious mind, like pavlov's dog, will come to associate that ringtone with "wake up"

    eventually, you will awaken to the song despite it being soft and pleasant....by association and classical conditioning.

  44. Fix your monitoring by undeadbill · · Score: 1

    Having lived with being oncall for most of my career, there are two things that will help your partner sleep through the night:

    1. Divorce.

    2. Fix the chatty monitoring.

    3. Career change.

    The first one is easier, but it can be costly.

    The second one means taking a hard look at how you work, and changing everything which involves you putting hands on a keyboard. If you have to do it three times to fix a problem, it should be automated. The ONLY stuff you should be getting a notification for is something that cannot be dealt with procedurally. If that is coming up more than once or twice a month, then refactor your work. Most monitoring systems have a scriptable API. Doing this for a year or two under a moderate to heavy workload should get you back most of that sleep you've been missing out on.

    The third makes sense if you can't get the buy-in on the second. I'd either change jobs, or find something else entirely different to do that requires you to be onsite to work, because that is the only way your partner is going to get a good night's sleep.

  45. 2 of them by smash · · Score: 1

    a brain and a mobile phone.

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    I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
  46. Guest room? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just slept in the guest room when I was on an on call rotation...I went on call every 4 weeks for 7 nights. Now that I don't get called (off a rotation...I just get called on certain issues) I just keep the volume low. Wakes me but barely wakes the missus.

  47. Tools for the Hearing impared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I once knew a deaf girl in college who had an alarm clock about the size of a pack of cards - it was made out of rubber and had a clip (just like a nametag or security badge clip) which attached to her pillow or sheets so that it would stay put overnight. In the morning it would vibrate in certain patterns to help her wake up effectively.

    Seems like us IT'ers could hack something together from one of those and a usb cable/bluetooth from a smartphone.

    Anyone else know what I'm talking about?

  48. Was only a problem until we had kids by ediron2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Everyone else has good tech suggestions... but also have a talk with your SO regularly to solve the problem without just throwing tech at it. If she's a light sleeper, the tech might be needed. If she's able to adapt, the problem may solve itself or take some minor shift like telling her 'kick me when you hear a work pager' (i.e., she becomes part of your alarm mechanism -- there's no fooling the spouse-as-snoozebar)

    Wife used to notice stuff like this. Then the first baby came along and we started divvying out the labor: I feed the last bottle, she does the wee hours stuff and I do the early dawn stuff. This has evolved into kids, old cats gackking up hairballs, txts or calls about server issues, weather-related sounds (storm: close the windows), my insomnia and god knows how many other minor overnight interrupts.

    Oh, and we got a kingsize bed (just that few inches more separation disturbs her less when I get out of bed) and I got rid of the boss who skimped on everything, then thought they owned me 24x7 to compensate.

    Nowadays, we'll *RARELY* just be affected by these things. When that happens, we mention the problem and quickly adjust. But most triggers get ignored without even waking up. OTOH, if I need my wife awake, I can play her ringtone on my phone or speak her name loudly or make a sound like a cat hurking up dinner and *PRESTO*. (I know better than to ever abuse that knowledge -- I think my wife'd turn into the angry spawn of Shiva and Cthulu if I did it as a prank. I choose life.)

    Most importantly, try to rein in the late night calls: they shouldn't be a habit unless you get compensated incredibly well for also doing off-hours support. Don't let employers abuse you. Rule of thumb: If the calls seem lame or about preventable issues, and if the company won't pay extra for prevention, you're being abused.

    1. Re:Was only a problem until we had kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      having worked as a medical tech, this is a great trick for waking people up without touching them - just say their name. Even heavy sleepers will usually rouse to their name in less than half a minute.

    2. Re:Was only a problem until we had kids by Xacid · · Score: 1

      "Rule of thumb: If the calls seem lame or about preventable issues, and if the company won't pay extra for prevention, you're being abused."

      Usually when those kind of calls are repetitive I tend to be unpleasant. That's a pretty good deterrant. But you've gotta gauge it obviously. I once had a guy call me around dinner to remind him how to copy and paste. But you know what, this guy ALWAYS wrote great letters of appreciation to my bosses so of course I walked him through it. Other times I get call from jerkoffs about similarly mundane stuff but they're asshats during the week - that's when it becomes "damn, don't know what to tell you. Maybe their server is down. Wait until the morning to see if it clears up..."

  49. sock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Cut the toe off a cotton sock, pull it onto your arm, put your phone on vibrate, and slide it in. It's perfectly comfortable and completely reliable.

  50. Partial Solution... by CyberDong · · Score: 0

    I'm sure you could mod one of these to do the trick...

  51. Separate bedrooms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use a separate bedroom (for the sleeping part, at least) while on call.

  52. Flint by Onymous+Coward · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Flint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah but that was only to wake him when he stopped his heart lol

  53. Light sleeper by gnugnugnu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wait until you have children. You'll get much better at sleeping.

    1. Re:Light sleeper by syousef · · Score: 2

      Wait until you have children. You'll get much better at sleeping.

      Not necessarily. I have a 1 year old and a 3 year old. If I get up for the children, I can't go back to sleep. So my wife does it. Call me slack or whatever else you like but while I'm the only one earning the money our family can't afford for me to be comatose at work.

      Everyone here is making the same mistake. They are generalising what works for them and their partner to everyone else. People are very different when it comes to sleep.

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      These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
    2. Re:Light sleeper by optimism · · Score: 3, Funny

      Everyone here is making the same mistake. They are generalising

      LOL

  54. Easy.. by socoloco · · Score: 2

    Tell her those pages mean you keep your job and she can have more shoes.

  55. Re:Should Work...Might not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suppose it's date night. You might not be the one in the line of fire at that moment.

  56. I'm a senior software engineer, not "IT" by jmcbain · · Score: 1

    I'm not in "IT". I don't answer pagers, I don't know how to set up Exchange, and I don't wash windows.

    1. Re:I'm a senior software engineer, not "IT" by syousef · · Score: 1

      I'm not in "IT". I don't answer pagers, I don't know how to set up Exchange, and I don't wash windows.

      Ever hear of second level support? Or combining operations with development? I don't earn obscene amounts of money but I do better than an average senior developer.

      I'm proud to say I change nappies, clean up after my puppy when it messes, clean toilets at home, take the garbage out on a regular basis. Refusing to do your share and looking down on people that keep the world running because it's beneath you is the worst and stupidiest form of snobbery.

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      These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
  57. Read Ted Dziuba by fusiongyro · · Score: 1

    I strongly recommend you read Ted Dziuba's article "Monitoring Theory". A little preventative medicine will do wonders.

  58. How about this? by eyegone · · Score: 1

    You should be able to rig something up with one of those electric-shock dog collars.

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    "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
  59. easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something to do with high voltage and electrodes

    1. Re:Easy by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      Troll? Guy asks for a solution, I give one. Not a very good one, but one none the less.

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      Vote monkeys into Congress. They are cheaper and more trustworthy.
  60. This device! by alph4strike · · Score: 1
    1. Re:This device! by randomaxe · · Score: 1

      I actually purchased a similar product for precisely this reason, and unfortunately, it's not sufficient. Not only is the vibration not enough to wake a sleeping person, but it also doesn't vibrate on text messages, only on phone calls (much in the way that a non-A2DP headset will generally alert you to incoming calls, but not text messages. I presume this is a limitation of the Bluetooth profile). Ultimately, the only things it's really good for are alerting me to calls (which are rare, since the alerts are all text messages), and keeping me from leaving the phone behind (the bracelet vibrates when the signal is lost).

      I don't know how strong the vibration is in the model featured in the article, but I suspect that it probably still doesn't vibrate for text messages.

  61. slightly different problem by uniquegeek · · Score: 1

    I'm only on for two weeks of every six, thank God. After work until 10pm only.

    I'm still trying to figure out a way to notice my phone if I want to use the pool at the gym. I usually do weights or aerobic exercise, but I have occasional foot problems which make me get my exercise from the pool. The caveat is that I actually have to pick up the phone and answer calls - it's not a matter of noticing an outage via text message. Waterproof 2.4Ghz headphone?

  62. One noise is all you need by mattbee · · Score: 1

    I find it very hard to sleep through http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk

    Though sometimes I panic and hide under a cardboard box instead of opening the laptop.

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    Matthew @ Bytemark Hosting
  63. I'm doing on call right now actually by CrunkCreeper · · Score: 2

    I actually started on call tonight. While it's not an ideal thing to do, it can be managed. Our company gives on call duty to a person once a week. Here are some things that have seemed to help:
    * Start on call in the middle of the week.
    * We always have a secondary on call person, and we're encouraged to work things out with the secondary person in case we want to go to a movie or something.
    * If we get called a lot, we're not expected to be at work the next day, which really helps out.
    * One beer (one, not two or three) before sleep helps to take the anxious edge off sometimes.
    * Log into the important things you need to be in and keep your computer on overnight. The likelihood of someone breaking into my house and knowing how to do anything useful/detrimental on the VPN is very slim.
    * Track every call you get and review them in the on call "hand-off meeting". This seems to help reduce reoccurring issues. Keep a spreadsheet with these calls and append a sheet to it every on call session, and review it.
    * The hand-off meeting should involve the previous primary and secondary and the primary and secondary people going on call, as well as someone else who sits in on all meetings to see trends.
    * Compensate the person for doing on call for the specific time being on call (ie. not rolled into the the salary by default).
    * Let people know if you're going to be in the next day, when you'll be in if you're going to be late, and tell them the reasoning (ie. got called 3 times last night at 2 hour intervals). This seems to help better in team situations.
    * Leave work in time for you to be home before the first potential calls.
    * Give the on call person one of those 3/4G wifi things in case they are at a place without Internet.

    Ideally though we would have someone staffed at work 24/7 who could fix these issues. Maybe one of these days.

    1. Re:I'm doing on call right now actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All good points, none of which address the question asked.

  64. Alien Implants by miles+zarathustra · · Score: 1

    Also handy for hitching a ride when the planet is about to explode.

  65. Guest Bedroom or Couch by perlith · · Score: 1

    Depending on how long the "on-call" lasts for. You really don't need high-tech for this, low-tech will work.

  66. Not according to management. by mjwx · · Score: 2

    Most /. are developers not IT.

    They beleive themselves to be special unique snowflakes who need to be coddled.

    Which is why management is moving coding is going to Bucharest.

    Which is good for me because developers are paid out of the IT budget.

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    Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    1. Re:Not according to management. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with your comment but I wanted to point out that your tagline is busted. You obviously don't know the definition of a "hater". A "hater" is a person who is jealous of what you have, and makes fun or it and/or tries to belittle it because they don't have those things. For example, I win the lottery and buy a X expensive item, you go around telling everyone its a fake and a knock-off because you are jealous that you can't afford one. Or, in broader terms, making fun of the person for who they are, what they wear, etc. Its not used in a debate sense at all, there is no rebuttal nor is there designed to be. See the "Playa Haters Ball" skit from the old Dave Chapelle Show on Comedy Central, or for music, "Stop Hatin" by Master P. If you are going to use such slang, please use it correctly, otherwise it makes you look dumb.

  67. Sofa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm the light sleeper. I head to the sofa when the wife is on call.
    (Although I still get woken and have to wake her up).

  68. Play this wav file by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    The sound of a beer bottle being popped open...it puts all senses in overdrive, anywhere in the house.

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    WARNING: Smartphones have side effects--most of them undocumented.
  69. How much do you get paid for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We only get $980pw on top of salary. This figure hasn't changed since I can remember. What do you get paid for doing on-call?

  70. Partner? by Jager+Dave · · Score: 1

    Oh puhleeze - if you were a true IT person, you wouldn't have a partner (that, or s/he would be on call too, so the point would be moot. :> )

  71. Re:Dear Bogus Story Submitter: +4, Helpful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, a Kilgore Trout comment that's not racist trolling. Very rare outside of LGF.

    Go back to blowing Charles, you clown.

  72. Lark by myspys · · Score: 1

    Maybe you can reconfigure/hack Lark (http://www.lark.com/) in some way?

    1. Re:Lark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad, but looks like Lark is IPhone only.

  73. Logic by TemperedAlchemist · · Score: 1

    Just get rid of your partner. Duh.

  74. You have a different problem... by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

    If you are getting so many alerts that you are worried about waking up the person next to you, maybe you should fix the alerts. More than a couple a week is a sign of a shop that isn't doing enough to find the root analysis of problems and fix them instead of applying bandaids.

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    I rarely read replies, it's my opinion and if you thought about your opinion a little more, I'm OK with that.
  75. no easy solution? by Finite9 · · Score: 1

    I am on-call round the clock from Monday 08:00 until the following Monday 08:00. My team has a rotation schedule so i'm on call every 5 weeks. We only get called up by our monitoring team when a server generates an automatic alarm. It's not people calling in to the help desk for the most part (although they can register a support call if they wish), and as such, alarms can be generated at any point in time during that week. To get called up 3 or 4 times during the middle of the night, and to then have to work 2-3 hrs, is not uncommon. Go back to bed, sleep 20 minutes then get called again: that's a soul destroyer. If we don't get a total of 6hrs sleep between a certain time frame then we are entitled to sleep compensation the following day: i.e. sleep until you're rested then come in. We also get a day off the week after we've been on-call. I think the compensation for this week is quite adequate (fixed fee+overtime if called), but I don't know what other companies give.

    I just have my cell phone on, with a specific ring signal for the monitoring group that is very calm. I turn the volume down a bit and put it on vibrate, next to the bed on the floor. At the level it's at, it _very_ rarely wakes my wife or child, but I do wake up to it. However, i'm partially deaf in one ear and recently, whilst sleeping on the deaf side, managed to miss 3 phone calls :) So I suppose I am in need of a better solution as well!

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    "Everyone knows that vi vi vi is the number of the beast" -- Richard Stallman
    1. Re:no easy solution? by Finite9 · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is, during the first year, i'd jump at the ring signal in the middle of the night, and answer the phone with a chirpy voice as if i'd been awake all day. After 4 years, I wake up slowly, and believe that I must sound almost unintelligble to the person from the monitoring team. I don't even bother saying my name anymore, I just grunt to indicate that I have picked up the phone and am listening. That first year was quite nerve wracking, but you get used to it.

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      "Everyone knows that vi vi vi is the number of the beast" -- Richard Stallman
  76. Stabilize your system = Get paid for less effort by zemus · · Score: 1

    I think the trick is to stabilize the monitored systems as much as possible during working hours... that way, when you'll be on-call, your chances of having a good night of sleep will be significantly increased. The way I see it, automated alerts should never happen in the middle of the night. There's almost always a way to work around them.

  77. Move Yourself by BigSes · · Score: 1

    On those nights when you happen to be on call, try sleeping on the couch in the living room or something. Really not that difficult, and if your "partner" or yourself can't get by alone for those nights, you have codependency issues.

  78. What can i do? by quanto · · Score: 0

    I'm on call 15 days in a month. I receive on average 2 calls each month mainly at night. The company i work for doesnt pay me a bit for extra hours. I would gladly change this crap for another job, but its difficult, most of the jobs in similar positions pay less that what i'm earning currently( yeah even without getting paid for extrahours) I have been considering working as a freelancer, but still it scaries me a little bit. My social life is practically non existent while being on call... Help me!!!!

  79. I recommend having a baby... by Mobius+Ring · · Score: 1

    Once you learn to cope with a new born - namely learning to sleep when you can for however long is available & sleeping through 3AM nursing or diaper changes - you'll find that there are no problems with coping with the on call alerts. However, unless the company you work for has pictures of you that you don't want public... go find a better job. It is cheaper to find a better job than to have a baby.

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    When those around you are loosing their heads while you are keeping yours, maybe you've misunderstood the situatiuation.
  80. Vibrating Bracelet by johnkoer · · Score: 1

    You could try this vibrating bracelet that will vibrate on incoming calls. I don't know if does anything for incoming emails, but it might be worth a shot for $30.

    1. Re:Vibrating Bracelet by euri.ca · · Score: 1

      One of our guys tried those with some success but he didn't like it, and he's moved to using his phone on vibrate under the pillow. (At PagerDuty we get a lot of alerts, but most of our wives and girlfriends just learned to deal with it).

  81. On Call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a Net Admin at a for profit hospital which I take "call" every other week for a whole week. (Yes, leaves me with half a life) Most of our stuff is routed through an SMS based style that sends me warning when something is down or having issues. But since they pay for my phone, 1.5x pay if I come in, 2 hours minimum, and being paid just to be "on-call" ($2.50/hour). I don't mind if they wake me up. More money for me.

  82. Paid by phorm · · Score: 1

    Who said anything about unpaid on-call?
    Plenty of place I've worked have rotating on-call etc. There are first-level support tiers, but you have the guys that tend to really know the systems rotate for when the really bad/unexpected stuff happens. Whomever is on-call gets paid an on-call wage. It's not the same as the regular hours wage, but it's enough to give a visible bump to the ol' paycheque when it's your turn at rotation.

    Rotated on-call is actually nice. 24/7/365 on-call sucks though.

  83. Bluetooth Wristband by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.hardwaresphere.com/2009/02/18/vibrating-bluetooth-bracelet-with-lcd-display/

    Vibrates and has digital display.

  84. Train yourself to hear a subtle sound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have an idea... You could train yourself to wake up to a subtle sound that you use as a simple audio alarm on your phone, for instance a slow, low frequency pulse that fluctuates in amplitude at about the rate of the ocean. It's really easy to trick the human mind into doing amazing things; just like a lot of people have impeccable biological clocks and can tell themselves, "I will wake up at exactly 6:00 am", and do just that, you could listen to a sound over and over again for a rather short time and tell yourself, "I will wake up to this sound the very moment I hear it". Some people can do it, while others might have trouble. If you do have trouble with this sort of thing, you might want to take into account any substances in your body such as sleeping medication or alcohol that might impede your ability to harness this power of the mind.

  85. Not that I've found by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    The only thing that worked for us is for me to sleep in the guest room for the weeks that I'm on call. The guest room is near my office, in an area separate from the other bedrooms, so I can easily log on when I need to, and I don't disturb wife or child.

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    Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
  86. Less notifications? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you should focus your time on fixing the problem before they happen then worrying about not waking your partner. I mean if it happens often enough to cause problem between you to then it's happening way to often.

  87. They'll get used to it... by mibus · · Score: 1

    1: Have kids, then it'll be natural for both of you to be up regularly, and nobody will mind the occasional night-time waking that you get paid for.

    2: Your S.O. will learn to sleep through it, and you'll learn to react faster to silence the alarm.

    3: Fix your systems and monitoring to wake you up only when it's more important. (eg., use a different alert threshold for non-daylight hours, use email-only alerts where you can, etc).

  88. Anal probe by cre_slash · · Score: 1

    Some kind of vibrating anal probe, activated via bluetooth from your phone might work... Probably available on the internet somewhere