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  1. Re:9 9s on Uptime Realities in the Internet World · · Score: 0
    Wow. Congrats on the successful troll. Let's see if I can come up with a math question to pose to a bunch of insecure geeks with an eighth grade education and a chip on their shoulder....

    I'm having trouble factoring integers. Can someone with an 8th grade education in math explain the Chinese Remainder Theorem please? If not, then please just a list of the first 99,999 prime numbers....

  2. Re:You got lucky. on Alternative-Fuel Vehicle Recommendations? · · Score: 0

    I don't know about anyone else, but these two unsubstantiated anecdotes have convinced me that Hondas are poorly engineered and unreliable. Thank you for the great service you have rendered, Andy Dodd!

  3. Re:This guy is hard core on Knuth Releases Another Part of Volume 4 · · Score: 0
    Questions for hysterion:

    Ever hear of Flirting with Nazism?

  4. Re:Reality Check! on Knuth Releases Another Part of Volume 4 · · Score: 0

    Take it easy on him. His first language is Klingon.

  5. MOD PARENT UP on MS Passport and... Visa · · Score: 0

    My sentiments exactly.

  6. Re:For those who don't know ... on Janis Ian on the Internet Debacle · · Score: 0, Troll
    It turns out her father was branded a communist.

    You seem to have accidentally inserted the word "branded."

  7. It won't take much long! on MS Passport and... Visa · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    n/m

  8. Typical poster on Overwhelmingly Large Telescope Closer to Reality · · Score: 0
    it's much cheaper and safer to have large telescopes down here,

    Typical, typical, typical. A Slashdot post making an absolute statement of fact about the economic feasibility of something with no references or data? Slashbots, quick! Incorporate that into your memepool!

    Oh, and by the way: the higher profile an object is on the surface of the Earth, the more likely it is to be damaged by vandalism and subject to liability suits. We really need to clean up society before we start putting more stuff down here.

    Should we have more land-based telescopes? Absolutely. But for now, it's much cheaper and safer to have telescopes up there, even if they do have to account for launch costs and orbital debris.

  9. Re:Oh really? on Video Games Found To Decrease Brain Activity · · Score: 0
    Does this mean I can sue Blizzard/Bioware/SSi?

    Sorry, software is speech!

  10. Re:Depends. on Video Games Found To Decrease Brain Activity · · Score: 0
    It enforces *quick* thinking.

    ...and teaches you to lose patience with real people and real problems, making you chronically and pathetically unfit for social interaction. There's a reason for the stereotypes, you know.

    Or you can just go nuts and shoot 'em both in the head before they get a shot off. ;)
    You know who doesn't think during action games? The people with 5/73 next to their names. ;)

    Yeah. Shoot 'em both in the head. 5/73. Ha ha.

    You're really learning some mad thinking skills.

  11. Re:Completely irrelevent parent on Video Games Found To Decrease Brain Activity · · Score: 0

    They are more efficient for not being creative. Creativity and emotion are superfluous brain activites anyway. We'd all be more efficient without them.

  12. Techology and the impaired on Quake For the Blind · · Score: 0

    As technology becomes more I/O-based, this will inevitably alienate people with I/O limitations. Thankfully, those with mere mental impairments will be more and more in the mainstream.

  13. Re:Weird market orientation on Get Ready For The Simputer · · Score: 0

    Then what's a Simputer gonna cost us in the States?

  14. Re:Not inciting hate on Why Japan Gets the Cool Stuff · · Score: 0
    A wise man told me once that the mention of Hitler in a discussion, though probably inevitable, signals the end of rational dialogue.

    He obviously didn't read Slashdot, where Hitler is just another waypoint between here and some goatse link.

  15. Try "Resistor" on Geeky Child Names? · · Score: 0

    It will be very apropos from age 2 through 21.

  16. DIVISION BY ZERO on Copyright Battle Over Nothing · · Score: 0

    This is a subject line post. I am violating the copyright of Subject Line Troll.

  17. Re:I'll right your copy! on Copyright Battle Over Nothing · · Score: 0
    I'm using my troll account today, so I've got no chance of mod points. Anyway, Parent post deserves AT LEAST (Score: +3, Put Him In His Place), or (Score: +4, Spot Fucking On).

    W.r.t. the stages of classical education:

    1. Grammar
    2. Dialectic
    3. Rhetoric
    Most programmers are stuck somewhere in between the "D" and the "i" in stage 2.
  18. Re:Traveling through Hostels on Free as in Books? · · Score: 0
    I came across this in a vaction cabin in Yosemite, when I was about twelve, and on vacation with my family. Big bookshelf in the living room with sign: "Take a book, leave a book."

    That's how I got into Asimov's Foundation, and got interested in some other stuff just by remembering the titles when I got home after vacation. I didn't actually take a book with me, but I liked the idea and probably would have if I had brought a book with me to trade in the first place.

  19. Re:The 'proper' way on Adding Character Accents in XFree86? · · Score: 0

    Which, incidentally, is Shoeboy's password. I recommend that everyone hack him right now.

  20. Re:$60 billion... cut by a third... carry the one. on NIST Estimates Sloppy Coding Costs $60 Billion/Year · · Score: 0

    This is the exact comment I was going to post, but I did a text search on this page for "$20 billion" first, since I figgered somebody else would think of it.
    Mod me redundant; I don't care. Parent post deserves (+5, Funny; +5, Insightful). That's economics near equilibrium. Do you think the software industry would be that dumb, if it were actually $60 billion in real losses?

  21. THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH on Interview With WOLK Creator Marc-Christian Peterse · · Score: 0

    A /. story that expands an acronym? Fetch me my canned food and bottled water....

  22. Ground-up principals... on Does Drawing on Experience Infringe on Other's IP? · · Score: 0

    ... are best served with a side of teacher. Just like Lunch Lady used to make. No substitutes please.

  23. Re:A Win for the Closed Source Community!!! on IBM Dropping Laptop Linux Support · · Score: 0

    Dude, his name is Win-Developer. When's the last time Ballmer wrote a line of code?

  24. Re:Favoring Big Guys on What's It Like to be Google's Boss Techie? · · Score: 0

    No, this can be attributed to someone asking a question about what results the world's easiest search engine would give for a specific query, instead of just performing the query themself.

  25. Re:no surprise.. on Holographic Storage Overview at CNET · · Score: 0
    How dumb is that to talk about four-dimensional storage?
    You missed the pattern. Clearly it's 1,2,3,5,7,11,13,...

    Data storage will always be in a prime number of dimensions.