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  1. Re:I've got news for them... on Yahoo's Geek Statue · · Score: 1

    Thats not the point for google, and undermines their most basic goal. The point is to make you happy with the 'free' email which causes you to look the other way as they profile you from your huge pile of indexed words and serve you targeted advertising (and loads of data mining on the back end also, I am sure). It is either the biggest gladhand ever, or they really are 'nice guys' that just want to unobtrusively serve ads in exchange for letting you using their service. Time will tell whether we have all been conned or not. Little story, somehow it seems relevant when looking at the real motivation of these companies. Some years ago I worked at a tobacco giant that had a huge 'reward' incentive program, you remember the one. Turns out this company was willing to lose money on these rewards just to get one more person in their database. It was all about the database, and it still is. Of course, we all know that in the long run, tobacco always wins the money race, so the short term loss was always a long term profit.........

  2. Re:It's true on Sun Claims They Make Worlds Biggest MMO · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, thats the one where the giant gorilla comes out and throws barrels of overpriced crude oil at you.

  3. is it just ME? on Sex.com Hijacker Captured in Mexico · · Score: 1

    or have you missed every crime / car chase movie ever made? If you are running from the law, you run to MEXICO.
    Haven't you even seen the greatest movie of all time, Convoy ? The genius part is that they use the CB as a narrative device, but I digress, Long story short guy is being chased by smoky (thats what us CBers call Johnny Law, aka CHiPs, aka Oinkey the pig, the fuzz, the cops dammit) and had to make it across the border of.... you guessed it.... Mexico.

    There is even a song about this subject, the magnificent "Ride Like the Wind" by one of the greatest musicians of the century (catch him now at the Stardust Lounge, off the strip, shows at 8 and 11), the inimitable Kristopher Kross !
    And I've got such a long way to go,
    to make it to the border of mexicol.....

    yeah, you know the one..

  4. Re:Wondering on Windows Drives Company To OpenBSD · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of the day our MCSE's test server decided that IT was now the PDC, apparently all on its own.

    Needless to say, noone could log in until he figured that one out.

  5. utah scammer on DrDOS Inc Breaking GPL · · Score: 1

    Hey! I'm posting from Utah! Am I trying to scam you?

    Yes, your sig advertises pac-man with random mazes, but I would bet that they are acutally pseudo-random mazes. Case closed.

  6. What me Worry about the Man on VoIP Backlash From Phone Companies · · Score: 1

    Which 'Man' are you talking about?

    Round these parts, we are talking about Alfred E. NewMAN But there are those who say we are MAD ! Thats just humor in a jugular vein, though....

  7. you eeeeediot moderators on OpenOffice.org 2.0 Released · · Score: 5, Informative

    Off topic my shiny metal ass... a simple google search for openoffice milk expired would have led you to this article. Now wait until after noon before you smoke any more crack.

  8. Yeah Yeah on Firefox Tops 100 Million Downloads · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    But can we talk about the new DUAL CORE DUAL PROC G5's that came out hours ago and still no slashdot article in sight ?!?!?! I'm freakin dying over here. IMAGINE........ an xgrid cluster of those ! Okay I'll wait for TFA now...

  9. Re:Ugh on Jack Thompson Rescinds Offer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hell I'd give $50 to child's play just to see his reaction when they say that.

    Yeah, right. If this has taught me anything it is that you will rescind your offer later and say it was satire....
    After all, if a lawyer doesn't stand by his word, who will ?!?

  10. Re:Another feature to run down the battery... on Nokia Engineers on KHTML · · Score: 1

    make about 2 or 3 calls a week on average and it usually lasts me about 5 days between charging. Its small too!

    isn't talk time what uses the most battery?

  11. Re:Good! on Creators of Massive Botnet Arrested · · Score: 1

    What news stories? I have never seen a news story of a site being under attack, only post incident announcements.

    And when did google go down recently? Are you talking about the RSS reader Beta from last week? That did not affect any other google service at all. In the least.

    Your post is short on supporting details.

  12. Re:Copying your legally-owned DVDs... on No Video iPod Coming? · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If you have out of date hardware, ripping a dvd is painfully slow, like overnight slow.
    Most consumers don't have dual processor g5's as far as I know.

  13. Futurama vs Pi-Kea on MySQL To Be Ikea Of The Database Market · · Score: 1

    "Enjoy your affordable Swedish crap." - Robot from Pi-kea (4ACV04 - Less Than Hero)
    (robot limps off with one wheel missing and cabinet door hanging open)

  14. minusonetroll.blogger.com on Blog Network to Sell For $20 Million Plus · · Score: 1

    just set up a script to copy all of the -1 Troll posts. You'd have the most cynical sarcastic and completely offensive blog ever.

  15. Re:Not the same. on Clustering vs. Fault-Tolerant Servers · · Score: 1

    good reference. pity only a few know what you are talking about.

  16. Re:Optimisim sells... on Ray Kurzweil's "The Singularity is Near" · · Score: 1

    but once science can separate our conscious minds from our bodies to be dumped out into artficial bodies ooh ooh ooh I'll take the Shaq Jordan Armstrong Mk 5 !

  17. Skywalker Ranch on Eight Charged in Episode III Early Release · · Score: 1

    actually, Skywalker Ranch is located in San Rafael, several hundred miles north of Hollywood. Its not really all that gigantic, either, but the art deco screening theater is to die for.

  18. Re:Help me out here... on BitTorrent Gets $8.75M From Venture-Capital Firm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    why would a movie studio use BitTorrent instead of just allowing someone to download from their site or from, let's say, iMovies by someone like Apple?

    Profit !

  19. Re:So what? on Poisoned Torrents Plague Mybittorrent · · Score: 1

    oh. well then nevermind!

  20. Re:Do they get a share of the sale of CD players? on Music Exec Fires Back At Apple CEO · · Score: 1

    I have a better idea! If you are rich, you should pay MORE money for EVERYTHING... We'll call it the rich bastard tax, and
    even if it doesn't erase the inequities of our society, it will make lots of people feel good. Seriously, though. I wish the would try to charge more
    for movies..... I already only go just twice a year as it is.

  21. Re:So what? on Poisoned Torrents Plague Mybittorrent · · Score: 1

    And wait 2 years for the movie actualy showing up at at blockbuster ? Nah.

    Dude are you stuck in 1989? Movies are released to video QUICKLY these days, gotta
    make that dvd money before the buzz dies down on the latest Hollywood formula movie.
    (LOOK! WHO IS MARRYING YOUR DAUGHTER, SCARY MONSTER 11, FUNNY BUDDY EURO ROAD TRIP, COP COMEDY OF HORRORS,
    FUNNY BLACK GUY THAT WHITE PEOPLE LOVE, OLD MOVIE REDONE WITH BRAD PITT, etc. etc)

  22. Re:When will people learn? on iPod nano Owners In Screen Scratch Trauma · · Score: 1

    Nice link, but meanwhile in the real world at a fortune 500 company, we bought about 45 imac G5's and have been watching them drop at the rate of 1 per week because of a power supply heat problem that unfortunately takes out the logic board with it. Rev. A of an apple product. It is covered under warranty but still costs 2 hours of labor per failure (remove hard drive, messenger unit to repair shop, swap unit out at user desktop, etc.

  23. Re:Remove illegal copies??? on Record Labels Release Software To Combat Piracy · · Score: 1

    Actually, you are right. Even if there was a checksum, that does not take into account different encoders, bitrates, or even the built in error correction scheme, which makes every copy not an exact duplicate of the original sometimes.

  24. KDE big whoop on KDE Running on Mac OS X · · Score: 1

    BFD, I run fluxbox on my mac all the time. For those that don't know, fluxbox is totally 1337.

  25. Mod Pirate Up! on Wikipedia's New Archnemesis · · Score: 2, Funny

    Avast! Pure Hilarity Spotted Dead Ahead! Arrrrrrrrr.