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Jack Thompson Rescinds Offer

Goalmaster3000 writes to tell us Joystiq.com is reporting that Jack Thompson has rescinded his offer of a $10,000 donation to charity if a video game were made to fit his model. Recently a group of GTA modders cooked up a scenario to fit the bill but apparently Thompson is claiming that his piece 'A Modest Video Game Proposal' was intended as satire that the video game community was not bright enough to grasp. Perhaps Thompson was just afraid he was going to have to sue himself? Update: 10/17 20:02 GMT by SM: It appears that the Penny Arcade crew has taken the next step by donating the promised $10,000... in Jack Thompson's name.

430 comments

  1. Ugh by Enigma_Man · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The fact that the guy thinks he needs to explain that his request was satire just means he didn't understand that what he got back was infact satirical. You might say he's being sassed, and doesn't even realize it.

    -Jesse

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    Nothing says "unprofessional job" like wrinkles in your duct tape.
    1. Re:Ugh by portwojc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well it sounded legit to me. Of course in this day and age people have forgotten about "Put up or shut up". It sounds like the put up part has been breached but thankfully the "shut up" portion remains. Hopefully that part will remain.

    2. Re:Ugh by Iriel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It wasn't satire. If you read half the things he writes (by the way, his site www.stopkill.com looks severely cripple lately. Any explanation?), you'd understand that this man could actually be quite violent given the way he reacts to intelligent defense of game(r)s.

      I honestly thought the guys who made Postal2 would make his game and put on the box 'Jack Thompson's (insert title)' just to call him out. It wasn't a joke to him, he wanted to know if the game industry would make itself the target instead of cops, hookers and other gangs/inmates to see if gamers would start killing eachother instead of a second grader bringing a gun to kill a fellow student. The man is honestly sick and twisted in a very bad way.

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    3. Re:Ugh by syle · · Score: 5, Insightful

      People don't say, "I will donate $10,000 to charity," as satire.

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      /syle

    4. Re:Ugh by Enigma_Man · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It seems he probably originally did mean it to be satire... He was thinking "Do this outrageous thing that you won't do, and I'll donate $10,000". It turns out it's not that outrageous, and it was easily done. He thinks it's outrageous, because the theme is killing people that are supposed to be "on our side", but he doesn't realize that it's just a game, and games can go beyond the realm of what is acceptable in "real life" and still they themselves be acceptable.

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      Nothing says "unprofessional job" like wrinkles in your duct tape.
    5. Re:Ugh by balon · · Score: 2, Funny

      A lawyer who proposes to give away $10,000 without caveats and addendums, clauses and subclauses? No contract whatsoever, just a plain and simple offering? And he means it literally?

      Yeah, and pigs can fly. Keyword here: LAWYER. Nuther keywords: NO CONTRACT. Um, satire. Yeah, it may be satire that no GTA-loving audience would get, or it may be that all of the responses were similarly satire, but you just have to figure a lawyer without a contract has to be joking.

      ---Bruce

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    6. Re:Ugh by modecx · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Totally, if he wanted to say something outrageous, he shoulda' said $100 Million! $10,000 sounds like a bet some lawyer would make on a golf game between his buddies, or how much he spent on cocaine last week--and $10,000 is entirely possible for most lawyers. Maybe it would be satire if he were homeless, and it would also be somewhat ironic if a homeless person said he would donate $10,000 to the Salvation Army, for instance. This guy's just an ass.

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    7. Re:Ugh by ebuck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have to agree with you 100%.

      He emailed Penny Arcade looking to vent his spleen against one of thier comics that played apon his request and the issue of video game violence. In the email he included his phone number. Can't remember if it was Tyco, but one of the board members called him to discuss the offer and clarify some of the vague points of his offer. He demanded to know how they received the phone number, threatened to sue them if they called again, and chewed the guy out on the phone.

      Jack Thompson lost a child and blames video games. In the above actions, all he would have had to do is describe the pain of losing his child and state that he believed that video games played a role in his circumstance. He would have had a lot of sympathy and support from the people playing games, instead he treated all players a fringe psychopaths, and presented himself as a supreme *sshole. He doesn't know how to court the market, he's treatening to go to war against it.

      He never would have donated $10,000. He thought it was a safe bet, because he thought the market was so controlled and fragile that it would have acted with the same rigidity as the *IAA and NEVER ALLOW such a game to be made. If he was going to spend that money, he would have done it a long time ago by sending it to his representative (with a letter wrapped around it, telling of the painful loss of his child and the circumstances under which it happened).

      Far be it for me to point out the obvious questions of whether a father who is so quick to explode might have led a destablizing influence on his children. He may have been a model citizen before the incident, but today he's just a foaming at the mouth lunatic who's mad, and probably not to discriminating at who he hurts to received "justice" from the videogame industry.

    8. Re:Ugh by ebuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As a lawyer, you would think that he KNOWS what a contract is.

      As a non-lawyer, I wonder if you can sue to break a contract because your intent wasn't to honor the contract, but to make a satrical point. I doubt it.

      If you enter a contract without intent to deliver, there's a host of laws you violate. Good thing that his contract was with the "public" in general, as that's the least likely group to sue for grievences, and the least likely to be defended under these circumstances.

    9. Re:Ugh by currivan · · Score: 1

      Oh well. Shouldn't be too hard to change the plot around so vigilante gamers kill "Jack Thompson" instead of people in the industry. He suggested the format so he shouldn't be able to claim it's damaging to him.

    10. Re:Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless the charity was also satirical, like "The Billionare Orphan Fund".

    11. Re:Ugh by Deathlizard · · Score: 1

      I was praying that some big name company would make his game.

      Why you ask? because just for the chance that they'd make the game, and Jack would come out and say, who do I make the 10,000 out to, and the dev's would say "Child's Play" just to piss him off. The only thing that could make it even better if all the Proceeds when to "Child's Play".

      Hell I'd give $50 to child's play just to see his reaction when they say that.

    12. Re:Ugh by djdavetrouble · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hell I'd give $50 to child's play just to see his reaction when they say that.

      Yeah, right. If this has taught me anything it is that you will rescind your offer later and say it was satire....
      After all, if a lawyer doesn't stand by his word, who will ?!?

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    13. Re:Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently Jack considers the idea of donating to charity so ridiculously absurd that you had to know it was satire. That sort of tells you what kind of person he is, doesn't it?

    14. Re:Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAR HAR! Gamerz R Smarter Than U!

    15. Re:Ugh by stienman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It doesn't matter if it was satire or not anyway. This game doesn't count - his original "challenge" requires a nationwide boxed retail distribution by summer of next year. The game was going to be created - of that no one should doubt. It is unlikely that a publisher would publish it, and more unlikely that any retailers would carry it.

      But even if all that took place, it doesn't matter - this entire debate is being orchestrated by him. When he stops talking, there's nothing to fill the void - there aren't any pro-game people working the press. When he is talking, the debate is always about how bad these games are - not about how good they are.

      The upshot:

      If the gaming industry wants to gather public (not just gamer) support, they need to stop reacting and start acting.

      This particular challenge is one he can't lose no matter how the industry reacts. "Are you still beating your wife?"

      -Adam

    16. Re:Ugh by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      In fact, GTA itself is satirical.

      Perhaps Jack should find out the what the word "irony" means as well.

    17. Re:Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      You must not know that many lawyers. Because most for most of them, $10,000 is a lot of money. While it is a common idea that all lawyers have gotten disgustingly rich from medical malpractice lawsuits, class-action suits, and corporate litigation; the majority of attorneys are not wealthy. Prosecutors, defense attorneys, whatever the lawyer equivalent of a General Practitioner is, these guys are not big bucks sort of people. They are sitting in the middle of the income bracket.

    18. Re:Ugh by redwards · · Score: 1

      I think the title "A Modest Video Game Proposal" is enough of a hint. See Jonathan Swift. kthx.

    19. Re:Ugh by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      I believe his offer was a temptation to treat, not a contract. Therefor as a lawyer, he knows he's under no obligation to fulfill his end of it unfortunately.

      It's similar to a sign in a store. The contractual relationship occurs at the checkout. You bring the goods, that's your offer to purchase, and the store accepts your offer, and money exchanges.

      Many businesses will honour an incorrect sign on goods, but do so as a courtesy to you, and to avoid embarrassment.

      His open offer wasn't addressed to anyone in particular, it was an open offer, and such it's a temptation to treat. In order to have a contract, you need two parties, not just one with an open offer.

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    20. Re:Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunely, the original poster's comments are still valid

      as someone who sits in the middle of the income bracket, I have significantly more than 10k in savings... so most lawyers, unless true self-sacrificing individuals, should have a significant enough amount that a 10k donation should be "reasonable" when making a point. I agree, Jack ran a really fine line between being over the top (killing mainly innocent best buy employees for example) and being straight serious (10k in donation, specific year, so many minor details such as the song title...).

    21. Re:Ugh by aywwts4 · · Score: 1

      I would say the success of Child's Play would be an example of just that, it gets media for gamers and helps sick children at the same time, What could be better? I just wish they would branch out to more hospitals.

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    22. Re:Ugh by modecx · · Score: 1

      Oh please... The poor, starving professional lawyers, won't everyone please give them a nickel for a cup of soup? Bwahahaa. Show me a lawyer who got into practice for the express purpose of altruism and not BMWs, Mercedes, 10,000sqft mansions and blonde bimbos with libidos like the average jackrabbit, and I'll give a Ferrari to the local charity that collects vehicles for abused spouses... That'll blow 'em out of the water! Oh, oh, OH! Before anyone accuses me of not being witty, that was satire!

      If there is a lawyer out there (and I myself know plenty) that is not ass-bleeding rich enough to afford a semi-modest donation to a non-profit ONCE in his life (it's even tax deductible for fuck's sake), it's because they either just started lawyerin', have taken Matthew 19:24 to heart, are lying (and I know a few assbleeders who drive modest cars [purposefully] who would lie to your face about their wealth), or because they're an honest-to-goodness saint sent from above on a mission of good from the ether.

      MAYBE, just MAYBE there is the occasional lawyer out there who mixes or even tries to balance Doing Good with the expectation of getting paid well. You'd have a better chance to get hit by lightning, find pirate gold in your basement, and then win the powerball in the same day--then to trip on a lawyer who wouldn't off his grandmother for the right sum. Who in their right mind would want to be a lawyer, go through the school and all the BS required of a lawyer, if they didn't expect to make up for all that expense and hardship in a BIG way? Right... A martyr. There are easier paths of martyrdom--and that brings me to a suggestion. We should round 'em up, strap 'em with explosives and send them to Iraq to be dropped as smart bombs!

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    23. Re:Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That kinda shows how out of touch this guy is with the game development industry (or more like 'community' I guess). The first thing I and everyone else I know thought was "all right, lets do it right now!!" (except forget about all that FBI bullshit, the only thing standing between O.K. and the delicious brains of his enemies would be the army of killer mind-controlled zombie teenagers that the gaming industry has been breeding since the release of wolfestein 3d).

      But oh well.. the guy is just no fun.

    24. Re:Ugh by doubledoh · · Score: 1
      From his website - http://www.stopkill.com/

      Jesus said, "If any of you should cause one of these little ones to stumble, it would be better for you if a millstone were tied around your neck and that you be cast into the uttermost depths of the sea."

      And...

      Jack Thompson doesn't want your money. He isn't asking you to be a client. What he wants is for you to get up out of your chair because you're as mad as Hell about the video game industry's assault on our children and you're not going to take it anymore!

      Interestingly, Network, the movie alluded to in the quote above, is rated "R."

      So...Jesus hates "M" rated video games but is cool with "R" rated movies.

      If that ain't comedy, I don't know what is.

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    25. Re:Ugh by Jambon · · Score: 4, Interesting
      It seems he probably originally did mean it to be satire...

      If only the money was satirical.

      I think it would be hilarious if Rockstar would release the mod. Even with no fanfare as a download from their site, it would be a hilarious rebuttal. It seems that with this man logic doesn't work. He is convinced gamers are all like this kid.

    26. Re:Ugh by lgftsa · · Score: 1

      Where I'm from, the price ticket or label is an offer to sell, and my acceptance of that offer forms a binding contract. Businesses which offer to sell and then reneg on that offer find themselves in court.

    27. Re:Ugh by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      Some reading for you

      I made an error -> it's invitation to treat, not temptation to treat. The offer is the buyer bringing the item to the cashier that's the offer, and the store owner who accepts that offer.

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    28. Re:Ugh by Ereinion · · Score: 1
      I know the best thing to do is to take the high ground and ignore him, but I'd quite like to see Rockstar and every other company he's ever ranted against to follow on from this, and just say "we're not going to make that game, so I guess we'd better donate $10,000 to charity too," maybe some good could come out of this...

      I'd also like to say I got through GTA3 and Vice City without ever knowing you could pick up hookers to regain health and kill them to get your money back, I only found out later from reading one of his 'ban this filth' articles - and that's the only thing from a game I've ever reenacted in real life, so thanks a lot, Jack...

    29. Re:Ugh by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      Where did you read that he lost a child and blames videogames? If that's the case, it kind of takes some of the heat off him.

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    30. Re:Ugh by DavidBrown · · Score: 3, Informative

      You got it backwards. What happened was that Gabe sent Jack Thompson an email pointing out the large sums of money gamers have donated to Child's Play. Gabe's cell phone number was listed in his .sig, and Jack Thompson called him, and proved he was the jerk we all know him to be.

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    31. Re:Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      piss off kid. the grown ups are trying to have a conversation.

    32. Re:Ugh by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Well, he IS stupid enough to think that video games make kids kill. I think we could cook up just about anything and he'd believe it.

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    33. Re:Ugh by lgftsa · · Score: 1

      If that's the way your contract law works, I'm glad I don't live in the US.

    34. Re:Ugh by shibashaba · · Score: 1

      Prosecutors, and public defenders are not rich at all. Other lawyers are the ones that make the money hand over fist.

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    35. Re:Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If the gaming industry wants to gather public (not just gamer) support, they need to stop reacting and start acting.
      Disclaimer: I'm not a gamer. Every now and then I'll play some old game on MAME, or Solitaire or something, but other than that, I don't really like computer games. Take that for what you will.

      If the gaming industry wants to gather public (i.e., MY) support, they need to let Jack Thompson keep talking. I have never been so close to buying a video game in my life as I am now.

      Just my two cents.

    36. Re:Ugh by modecx · · Score: 1

      Yeah, those types of lawyers may not be rolling in the money like some, but they still get paid pretty good. Starting salaries even in poor areas are in the $30,000 area for public defenders, a few thousands more for prosecutors, and the salaries are going up simply because, well, many are headed towards more lucurative areas of law. Whoda' guessed. If one hangs around, it's a relatively short time till you can make over a hundred grand as a public defender in a county around a metro area (where population density dictates the need for lawyers, but it's far enough out to avoid killer living expenses), and one can do alright. I know this because, at least in my area, because I'm involved and I have access to the county auditor, and this is not at all a rich or super populated area... I was curious because I was thinking of backing up an engineering degree with some law degree, and well, it's nice to know where your tax dollars go. They also get all sorts of nice benefits, and retirement possibilities. Contrast that to a Nuclear Engineer I know, he has 4 years experience (about the same time the $100,000 prosecutor has under his belt), and I come to find out, that's normalcy for that field, though he gets good benefits. Makes me glad that I do my own thing, because that sounds just a bit underpaid!

      The thing is, as I see it, the public defender may help against the government falling on a few dozen people in his working life, but the enginners of the world are responsible, every day, for the lives of thousands to millions of people. Seems like there is some disparity of responsibility there. Also being a lawyer, it's fairly easy to couple that skill with various business degrees and score a position in a company that pays very nicely, I just don't feel sorry for your average joe law dude. They put bread on the table, and if they're at all fiscally responsible they aught to be good for ten grand if they decide to shoot their mouth off. Of course, I realize some lawyers are decent humans, they deserve to live, and all that jazz... I guess.

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    37. Re:Ugh by corrosive_nf · · Score: 0

      My wife became a lawyer because she saw how kids in foster care were getting fucked over by the system. So she is now a DCFS lawyer and makes $45000. She doesnt do it to make millions and yes $10,000 is a lot to us to donate to a charity. $5000 we could do, but $10000?

    38. Re:Ugh by ar1550 · · Score: 1

      After all, if a lawyer doesn't stand by his word, who will ?!?

      I'm sure politicians will take up the banner of truth-telling in their stead.

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    39. Re:Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a buddy who just graduated law school and is working for a big firm in Manhattan. He's starting at $120K. That's not insane for Manhattan, but it's still a lot of money and more than enough to live a comforable lifestlye. I'm working just outside Manhattan as an Engineer making more than half of that, but if I stick to engineering I still have a long way to go before I'll be at that salary level.

    40. Re:Ugh by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      It's British. I live in Canada and it works like that too, as does it in the US, and Australia.

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    41. Re:Ugh by xgamer04 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It seems that with this man logic doesn't work.

      I think that there is a perfectly, ahem, logical explanation for this. If Mr. Thompson is seen consistently saying things that are absolutely false, it makes him appear crazy. Mr. Thompson knows this. Being a lawyer, he knows what is needed to prove someone guilty of slander or libel. If a person consistently makes untrue statements, it is actually harder to prosecute them for these charges, because it is harder to prove that a person who acts like this actually knew that he was lying. It's the only way to avoid being sued by nearly every videogame company and trade organization in the US. For another example, see someone like Bill O'Reilly.

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    42. Re:Ugh by lav-chan · · Score: 1

      Or maybe he's just a professional troll, like Ann Coulter or Marilyn Manson, and we should all just ignore him instead of giving him the attention he thinks he deserves?

    43. Re:Ugh by xgamer04 · · Score: 1

      I don't think our comments invalidate each other. I was just trying to point out something that seems to be missed by most people when there is discussion of his antics.

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    44. Re:Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The pigs aren't on my side.

      Pork products are best served dead.

    45. Re:Ugh by dswan69 · · Score: 1

      His sort usually have no grasp of humour, nevermind satire.

      And usually it would be a proposal like 'If you do that outrageous thing, I'll do this outrageous thing'. e.g. if you could make a game like that I'd eat my hat.

    46. Re:Ugh by Jacius · · Score: 1

      Besides which, Jack Thompson is such a disturbed crackpot that surely he must not be getting any clients these days!*

      *I wish this were necessarily true. :( Unfortunately there seems to be quite a market these days for raving lunatics with a "omfg save teh childz0rz" message, so I can only say this: if Jack Thompson *is* getting clients, the fact is sick and wrong.

      P.S. Jack Thompson reminds me of Dr. Hobo from VGCats. I guess there's once difference, though. Dr. Hobo is an insane, violent, paranoid man who thinks he's a doctor; Jack Thompson, on the other hand, thinks he's a lawyer.

    47. Re:Ugh by shibashaba · · Score: 1

      Well I'm gonna have to talk to my cousin and my friends mother in law. I guess a lot depends on how good your are at it too. Being a lawyer can be hard depending on the kind of work you do and whether or not your actually trying to be a decent human being. Going up against departments that just want to prosecute as many criminals as possible, going up against corporations with unlimmited resources and contacts, etc. I don't really feel sorry for any lawyers either, they can always get into some lucrative part when they need to pay the bills. I definately respect the few that try to bring justice where it belongs.

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    48. Re:Ugh by jcr · · Score: 1

      Actually, it might be an enforceable contract. If you post a public offer, and somebody goes ahead and fulfills the terms of your offer, that person might very we able to hold you to your word in court.

      This is why advertisers have to meet the promises they make.

      -jcr

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    49. Re:Ugh by jcr · · Score: 1

      Jack Thompson lost a child and blames video games.

      Are you sure that he lost a kid? The Wikipedia article mentions that he represented the parents of the Paducah schoolhouse shootings in a fishing-expedtion lawsuit against a bunch of entertainment companies, but there's nothing there about any kids of his own.

      -jcr

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  2. Wait wait wait by ifwm · · Score: 5, Funny

    A lawyer lied, and people are surprised?

    1. Re:Wait wait wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > A lawyer lied, and people are surprised?

      Old and busted: "Hey Hey! Ho Ho! Heated Coffee's got to go!"
      New Hotness: "Shark lied! Peeps surprised!"

    2. Re:Wait wait wait by nazsco · · Score: 0, Troll

      > Wait wait wait (Score:1, Redundant)
      > by ifwm (687373) on Monday October 17, @02:18PM (#13810725)
      >
      > A lawyer lied, and people are surprised?

      AEUhAEUhhHAE
      a joke about lawyer being liers marked as redundant. i'm whitdrawing all my complains about the mod system

    3. Re:Wait wait wait by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Funny

      Seen on tombstone:

      Here likes Jack Sawyers, a lawyer and an honest man.

      Comment by a passerby:

      Wow. Three people in the same grave.

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    4. Re:Wait wait wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't just *any* lawyer. This lawyer's son wished on his birthday that he could never tell a lie again.

    5. Re:Wait wait wait by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      Looks like he is ready to run for Congress. With his stupid rants against video games he'd probably get elected.

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  3. Damm I was hoping.,... by kinglink · · Score: 0

    no one would take him up on it til november 2006. Then I'd write a simple text adventure with tons of violence. exactly as he stated...

    And he'd be out 10,000 and I'd be out a week of my life.. Oh well just proof no matter what he says he can take it back with out injury... Nice to see from one of our coutntries lawyers.

    1. Re:Damm I was hoping.,... by Drawkcab · · Score: 1

      Too late. Several text adventures sprung up almost overnight, plus a mod. He's withdrawn his offer. I'm sure its a matter of time before he is pressured into making good on his offer.

    2. Re:Damm I was hoping.,... by kinglink · · Score: 1

      VERY nice, the text adventure community is still alive then.

      "What is Grue"

    3. Re:Damm I was hoping.,... by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      The Jack Thompson eats your face.

      You are dead.

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  4. I can believe it. by neuro.slug · · Score: 5, Insightful

    With a name akin to Swift's famous "A Modest Proposal", I can believe that Thompson thought it to be satire all along. However, the bit about promising to donate to charity was uncalled for.

    1. Re:I can believe it. by Derkec · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I can't believe this was taken as seriously as it was. Whenever someone headlines something with "modest proposal" it's generally satire - especially when it is morally outrageous and absurd. For those who aren't sure, google "modest proposal" and read the piece by swift.

    2. Re:I can believe it. by ari_j · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem is that he isn't Swift. Very few people can write satire that effectively. Unfortunately, the people who can't are those who keep trying.

      I think that there is a case for promissory estoppel here, under contract law. If his satire were good, then maybe he could get away with calling it that, but his satire sucked really bad and it should be treated seriously as a result.

    3. Re:I can believe it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. If his proposal was satirical, why then did he make the offer to donate to a charity? I don't recall Swift making such an offer in his "Modest Proposal," but then again since I play video games I must think that "Johnathan Swift... is the name of a new Nike running shoe." It's quite obvious to me that Mr. Thompson made the offer purely as a rhetorical ploy, so that when the game industry failed to meet his "satirical" proposal, he could claim that the entire industry was uncaring and selfish.

    4. Re:I can believe it. by Ykant · · Score: 5, Funny
      The problem is that he isn't Swift...

      Curiously, this sentence is just as accurate with improper punctuation...

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    5. Re:I can believe it. by bobgoatcheese · · Score: 1

      Bingo.

      The point of satire is to present an argument that is along the same vein of your opponent's beliefs, but so ludicrous that it exposes the folly of your enemy's position. What Thompson did wasn't satirical to the video game industry at all, he simply attempted to "call out" the industry with the same rhetoric he's been using all along. He assumed no one would take him up on the offer, and thus he would come out on top and could show that the video game industry was afraid to victimize itself, because they were scared they'd train their own murderers. It's a ludicrous argument, yes, but it's one he's been presenting for years. If he managed to satirize anyone, it was only himself. The man simply isn't very clever.

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    6. Re:I can believe it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think you mean capitalization.

    7. Re:I can believe it. by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      The thing is, i'm pretty sure Swift didn't also say "and I'll give 100 pounds to the first person who proves to me that they've eaten an irish baby."

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    8. Re:I can believe it. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Anyone who uses "A Modest Proposal" as a title is clearly not very good at satire [1]. When Swift used it, the title itself was ironic. These days it's used to bludgeon people with the idea that it's satire. The subtlety is lost.

      [1]Except Jonathan Swift of course, since he was being original.

    9. Re:I can believe it. by ZombieRoboNinja · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yep, it's not too hard to figure out.

      In "A Modest Proposal," Swift published a "suggestion" that was actually an exaggeration of
      his political opponents' viewpoints, which allowed him to cleverly point out the viciousness of that rhetoric. What made it so clever was that someone who didn't know Swift wouldn't be able to tell whether he was a serious guy just outside the mainstream of public opinion, or if he meant it ironically.

      Now, Jack ain't too bright. He probably vaguely remembered "A Modest Proposal" from high school, and figured he'd do the same thing. He'd propose a video game so violent that it would look completely outrageous to the average reader, and in doing so he would point out his ideological opponents' innate viciousness.

      Unfortunately, he's a grandstanding idiot. Jack couldn't just publish something zany like that and risk having people think he really IS in favor of violent video games. So he muddies the issue by lacing his "suggestion" with a tirade about how evil the video game industry really is. This ruins the most interesting and subtle aspect of Swift's parody, since it's obvious where Thompson really stands.

      But still, not quite enough. Jack needed something headline-grabbing, something that would make him look good... of course! He could offer to donate money to charity! After all, no sane publisher would actually follow through with his idea, and it would let him get a bunch of headlines like "Lawyer Offers $10,000 to Charity, but Game Companies Won't Deliver." Perfect!

      Problems with Jack's reasoning:
      1. He's an asshole.
      2. He completely ruined the parodic aspects of his piece. Now it just looks violent and muddled, much like Mr. Thompson himself.
      3. He didn't realize how easy it is to make a game mod, and he ALSO apparently didn't realize that game designers DON'T THINK THEY'RE TRAINING KIDS TO BECOME ZOMBIE ASSASSINS. So a modder group was able to hack together something that fit his requirements pretty quickly, and most gamers (even those who'd never read Jack's diatribe) would just find it darkly ironic. Because we realize IT'S A GAME.
      4. He's not willing to fork over the money. Reason: See #1.

      But you know what? Despite all this, the only news most non-gamers will ever see about this little escapade is the original "Lawyer offers 10 grand for charity" headlines. His retraction, his duplicity, his sheer idiocy... all will remain occulted by the sensational leaning of mainstream media.

      So, well done, Jack. You screwed over a bunch of kids, stirred up some hysteria, proposed a lot of violence, and got decent PR in the process. Must be a good day for you.

    10. Re:I can believe it. by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      Swift's 'A Modest Proposal' is a grandiose, well-thought out, but morally unthinkable solution to the problem of Irish starvation. Thompson's 'A Modest Video Game Proposal' is not morally unthinkable (just disgusting), nor well-thought out, nor, considering how easy it is to make mods, particularly grandiose. In fact, I think he's mistaking irony for satire. Yes, it is ironic to have a sadistic, violent video game about how sadistic, violent video games are bad, but not particularly satirical. Seriously, if I wrote something like this, Professor Turner (my Restoration Lit teacher) would drive out to Oakland just to slap me.

      Also, as many people have said in this thread, saying you'll donate 10 grand to charity and then reneging on your offer is downright low. After all, Swift didn't write, "I, Jonathan Swift, will gifte a sum of ten-thousand poundes sterlyng to buy such supplies as are needed for the support of Irishe peasants &c, upon the presentment to myself of one Irishe babe, broiled medium-rare, with a side of cabbage." Penny Arcade's move to actually shell out the cash is probably the biggest cockslap I've ever seen. I admire those boys.

    11. Re:I can believe it. by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Mod parent +1: Use of the word cockslap

      However, I must correct you. Making a very violent video game starring someone morally opposed to video games isn't ironic, where you fight violent video gamers. That would actually be satire.(1)

      What would be ironic is if you were honestly trying to dissuade people from violent video games, and unintentionally made your game extremely violent in an attempt to do so.

      Irony requires an unintended result that is what you were trying to avoid, or at least worse than you were trying to avoid. (At least, for non-verbal irony.)

      Now, this entire situtation is ironic, because the end result is that Penny Arcade has come out looking morally better than ol' Jacky, and Jack has come off looking like a hypocrite, which is exactly opposite of what he was trying to convey with his proposal.

      1) However, proposing someone do that is not satire. It's just dumb.

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  5. Negation of a negative by matr0x_x · · Score: 5, Funny

    So a satirical response to a satirical comment gives us what...

    Ah, the irony!

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    1. Re:Negation of a negative by ForumTroll · · Score: 1

      Well by the Principle of Double Negation...

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  6. Satire People by brokenarmsgordon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, I can see his point. Political statements are more important than people.

  7. Re: unwittingly sassed by s388 · · Score: 2, Informative

    well, afterall, he is an idiot, you know.

  8. Runs with Scissors by MoreNoiseThanSignal · · Score: 0

    I'm surprised Runs with Scissors wasn't all over this. It would be right at homem as a Postal 2 expansion pack.

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  9. Idiot by BartulaPrime · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, he thinks we weren't bright enough to realize his "satire"? Well, at least we're bright enough to know the difference between video game violence and real-life violence. Otherwise, we'd be bunny-hopping our BMX bikes over his front yard fence and blowing him away with my machine gun.

    1. Re:Idiot by ari_j · · Score: 1, Funny

      Otherwise, we'd be ... blowing him away with my machine gun.

      Dude! You have a machine gun and you're going to let us all shoot it? Awesome! Thanks, dude!

    2. Re:Idiot by Meagermanx · · Score: 2, Informative

      I didn't know it was satire.
       
      I just thought he was crazy.

    3. Re:Idiot by BartulaPrime · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I realized my grammatical error after I posted. Damn singular/plural pronoun conjugation!

    4. Re:Idiot by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      There is a fine line between mocking other people and making a mockery of yourself.

      Jack Thompson has just cross that line.

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    5. Re:Idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, have you ever really tried bunny hopping with a bike, much less bunny hopping over a fence? That is a difficult maneuver. Just do a walk-by, seriously.

    6. Re:Idiot by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      You conjugate verbs and decline nouns and pronouns.

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    7. Re:Idiot by Kierthos · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, no. He has not just crossed that line. He crossed it a long time ago.

      Kierthos

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    8. Re:Idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You conjugate verbs and decline nouns and pronouns.

      Actually, I accept nouns and prononus. I decline collect phone calls and opportunities to help Mohammed Abacha sneak money out of Nigeria.

    9. Re:Idiot by Hatta · · Score: 1

      You conjugate verbs and decline nouns and pronouns.

      I never decline to conjugate.

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  10. What a prick. by Yahweh+Doesn't+Exist · · Score: 1

    I've been folowing this a little at Penny Arcade. He seems like a twat. Make an apology and give the money to charity you cheap bastard.

    1. Re:What a prick. by porcupine8 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No kidding, what an ass. Who jokes about giving $10,000 to charity? I mean, if he'd offered it as a direct prize to the winner, that's one thing - but claiming you're going to give it to charity and then renegging? No wonder the NIMF wants him to never mention their name again.

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    2. Re:What a prick. by samkass · · Score: 3, Interesting

      According to an update on today's Penny Arcade, PA went ahead and made the promised $10,000 donation themselves to the Entertainment Software Association... in his name.

      The PA guys really know how to cut someone down with class. Help kids and drive Jack Thompson insane all in one fell-swoop. I wonder about what he's going to threaten to sue now.

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    3. Re:What a prick. by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      Woah. Okay mods, I appreciate the karma and all, but I've got to admit that this was really not insightful. *Everybody* pretty much said this exact same thing, and it's painfully obvious to begin with. I was just kinda venting. K?

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  11. This man is a moron by Tomchu · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I saw the entirety of a back-and-forth e-mail conversation that a 14-year-old gamer had with this moron. It was hot on the heels of the Hot Coffee debacle, and the kid was actually very well-spoken. He brought up excellent arguments, rebutted points made by Thompson, and continued to press his original point.

    Thompson kept trying to weave out of the argument, and eventually ended up calling him names, telling him to grow up because he was just a pathetic child, and other crap unbecoming of an attorney. The kid completely won the argument by not only proving that gamers were not just idiotic 14-year-old kids, but also because Thompson resorted to mere name-calling when he couldn't win his argument.

    What a fucking moron.

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    1. Re:This man is a moron by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 1

      Do you have the link to that? I'd love to see it.

    2. Re:This man is a moron by CaptainFork · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You write:

      Thompson resorted to mere name-calling when he couldn't win his argument.

      Then:

      What a fucking moron.

      IMO you need to work on your consistency.

    3. Re:This man is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Score
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      Tomchu : 0
      Captain Fork : 1

    4. Re:This man is a moron by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 0, Troll

      CaptainFork, you are a fucking moron.

      PS. Note that I'm neither the OP nor the 14yo kid, so my calling you a fucking moron won't affect their arguments.

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    5. Re:This man is a moron by U1timateZer0 · · Score: 0

      Yes, I also would like to read that conversation. It would do my heart good to see a mere teenager "defeat" a "respected attorney." (If you can call him respected).

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    6. Re:This man is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      You arnt talking about the vgcats exchange, are you?

      http://www.vgcats.com/jack.php

    7. Re:This man is a moron by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

      Well, you know what they say...
      Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers.

    8. Re:This man is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kill the ref! Kill the ref!

    9. Re:This man is a moron by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Ultimatley doesn't matter. Jack Thompson is the one with the burden of proof (to use legal-ese) in his ongoing bickerings with video game players. One that claims to know what is best for us is supposed to be held to a higher standard.

    10. Re:This man is a moron by blugu64 · · Score: 1

      heh, I'm glad I wasn't the only one scratching my head after that one.

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    11. Re:This man is a moron by falcon5768 · · Score: 1
      my pet mice could defend themselves against Mr Thompson.

      The guy gives BAD lawyers a bad name.

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    12. Re:This man is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahha

      I'm not 14, but I just posted ours...I'm sure 90% of the internet has something like this by now

      http://www.coattails.net/jack.html

    13. Re:This man is a moron by Armour+Hotdog · · Score: 1

      Heh. Check out this "death threat" Jack forwarded to the FBI (about halfway down the page):

      "For being a total f***ing ***hole. I think video games or [sic] freaking awesome, and they are my entire life, and for you to insult them, is like telling me my life is totally worthless. For this, sir, I AM GOING TO F***ING KILL YOU!!!" [Expletives masked by asterisks.--ed.]

      Seems to me Jack has a little trouble recognizing satire himself...

    14. Re:This man is a moron by Tomchu · · Score: 3, Informative

      I can't find the original forum where it was posted, but it's been posted all over the Internet. Use this Google query: http://www.google.com/search?q=%22I+found+a+link+t o+your+site%22+stopkill

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    15. Re:This man is a moron by Tomchu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think that one of the responses given here were pretty accurate ... you are a fucking moron yourself. I'm not trying to present an argument to an opposing party. This is not a debate. I'm just re-iterating a past event in my own words.

      Naaarf.

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    16. Re:This man is a moron by modecx · · Score: 1

      Hah, that's delicious... Oh Jack, you're a blue berry muffin of creamy fun. Seriously, we need to google bomb Jack Thompson's site with "blueberry muffin", and "creamy fun"... I dread to think of what people searching for "creamy fun" are looking for, but I guess they may be able to find it at his place

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    17. Re:This man is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how much of his angst directed towards games and gamers is merely a veil to cover up his own baser predilections.

    18. Re:This man is a moron by Headw1nd · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I hardly see why. The poster was not using his obscenity as evidence in a debate against Jack Thompson, rather instead he was stating it as a conclusion concerning Jack Thomson. The first is an ad hominem fallacy, the second a valid opinion, given the evidence. To reiterate, the poster was not using "Thompson is a fucking moron" in an argument against something Thompson was doing/saying, but rather was concluding "given these behaviors, I feel it it safe to conclude that thompson is, indeed, a fucking moron"

    19. Re:This man is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So close to getting the joke, and yet, so far.

    20. Re:This man is a moron by Surt · · Score: 1

      In all fairness to the OP, he implied that Jack Thomson was a moron for resorting to name calling, and that the kid was not, but made no claims in regard to himself, hence no inconsistency.

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    21. Re:This man is a moron by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 4, Informative

      Parent poster was not involved in an argument with Thompson; therefore it is not a rhetorical fault to call him names such as "fucking moron".

    22. Re:This man is a moron by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      You write: Thompson resorted to mere name-calling when he couldn't win his argument. Then: What a fucking moron. IMO you need to work on your consistency.

      Your opinion is unsupported by the circumstances. Thompson declared that the reasoned and rational argument coming from his opponent was invalid simply because his opponent was a child. This type of behavior is perfectly reasonable grounds upon which to conclude that Thompson is indeed a fucking moron. Note that OP was talking about name-calling as a response to rational debate, not all of name-calling in general.

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    23. Re:This man is a moron by NecroPuppy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pinky: What are we going to do tonight, Brain?

      Brain: Defend ourselves against Jack Thompson, and then try to take over the world.

      Pinky: Do we have enough time for both?

      Brain: Pinky, even you, with your severe mental and social limitations, could defeat Thompson in less than an hour. Together, especially if you keep quiet, it will be five minutes, tops. Then we will take over the world, via my latest mod for GTA.

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    24. Re:This man is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Irony is not your strong suit I take it?

    25. Re:This man is a moron by WaKall · · Score: 1

      I was right with you until you resorted to mere name-calling. And then you lost me.

    26. Re:This man is a moron by tez_h · · Score: 1
      Let me point out that
      [Character flaw] or [Disability] or [Past sins] => [Flawed argument]
      is an ad hominem fallacy.

      [Flawed argument] and [Unsound reasoning] and [Outlandish Presumptions] => [Total moron loser]
      is not a logical fallacy.

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    27. Re:This man is a moron by Tomchu · · Score: 1

      Whooosh. Someone didn't read the thread.

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  12. Sue the bastard by MoxCamel · · Score: 1
    I'd love to see a development company sue Mr. Thompson for the time they've already put into implementing his proposal. At the very least, Mr. Thompson should donate the $10k already. But then, douchebags aren't known for their generosity, only their keen eye parody. Er...I think.

    Mox

    1. Re:Sue the bastard by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see a development company sue Mr. Thompson

      I believe that is why he is calling it a satire. Anything said, or put in print that can result in legal repercussions such as slander or libel can be dismissed from court using an argument that it was part of satire. He's not just telling you "oh it was just a joke". He's actually prepared his legal defence for weaselling his way out of paying money to charity.

  13. Fraud? by Fluffy+the+attack+ki · · Score: 1, Redundant

    So he was joking about paying out $10K to charity? How special, I wonder if there are any Flash game makers out there who had already started projects. They might be able to sue for the cost of their wasted time.

    1. Re:Fraud? by Doctor+Crumb · · Score: 1

      There are at least text adventure games out there already, linked from: http://oghc.blogspot.com/

      oghc got a reply from Jack Thompson, and he is indeed a jerk.

  14. STOP GIVING THIS GUY FREE PRESS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He is nothing but a common troll. He lives on attention. YOUR attention. Stop giving him page hits; stop giving him political capital; stop giving him the time of day.

    Really, why is it necessary to point this out?

    1. Re:STOP GIVING THIS GUY FREE PRESS. by Sigma+7 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      He is nothing but a common troll. He lives on attention. YOUR attention. Stop giving him page hits; stop giving him political capital; stop giving him the time of day.

      Really, why is it necessary to point this out?


      Given:
      - He is a lawyer.
      - He is in a position of power.

      This makes him a threat and/or newsworthy according to Slashdot and many other people.

      It is necessary to point it out that he's simply a troll because people don't understand the fact that whatever he does is simply vapour (based on his "status"/loudness). If you want his detailed history of vapour, just check out his Wikipedia entry, including the sections where he lost an election since his platform was based on personal attacks.

      Anybody who reads this message: Just don't make further postings in this thread unless you really have to. Given that you have to wait ~2 minutes between postings, you might as well have the time spent on a posting on something worthwhile.
    2. Re:STOP GIVING THIS GUY FREE PRESS. by KDR_11k · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Slashdot isn't the audience he wants. He cannot influence those in the know, only the people that have no clue that he's spouting utter nonsense. What Slashdot does has no effect on him (except maybe increase the number of pages that will call him an asshole and a liar if someone types his name into Google). Only the mainstream media reach his audience.

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    3. Re:STOP GIVING THIS GUY FREE PRESS. by Mike+Kelly · · Score: 1
      Who is this "Jack Tompson" of which you speak?

      At first, I thought it was the (talented) Australian actor of the same name http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0860233/. For a second, I though he may be Mickey Tompson http://mshf.com/index.htm?/hof/thompson_mickey.htm

      Without this attention, he'd have remained a blip in the background noise...

    4. Re:STOP GIVING THIS GUY FREE PRESS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Stop giving him page hits; stop giving him political capital; stop giving him the time of day.
      Fair enough. But if you wanted to tell Jack exactly what time it is... John B. Thompson, Attorney at Law 1172 South Dixie Hwy., Suite 111 Coral Gables, Florida 33146 305-666-4366 jackpeace@comcast.net
    5. Re:STOP GIVING THIS GUY FREE PRESS. by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      All your enemy needs to win, is the continued vote of your silence. It doesnt matter what ./ says, its matters what msnbc/foxnews/'$big media' says, they are the articles facing the impressionable idiots. We need to make enough noise to get noticed.

    6. Re:STOP GIVING THIS GUY FREE PRESS. by Sigma+7 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      All your enemy needs to win, is the continued vote of your silence.


      I know that I just posted about not posting unless necessary, but I need to correct this (that, and we've already cracked the 100 comment marker.)

      There is already enough information available to discredit Jack Thompson. When you need to, just mention that this is the same guy that requested the creation of a violent video game coupled with what appeared to be a straight donation to charity - and then renegged claiming satire. In fact, there wasn't even a thing indicating that there was satire involved: the game itself, even though the story line was poor, was plausable (and counter-productive to its cause, since it casts the anti-game advocate as a insane maniac), as was the alleged donation of ($10 000).

      Even I could make a better satire myself - it involves making the donation sum ridiculous ($10 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 plus 33+1/3 cents) so that it couldn't possible be legit under normal contract law, and eventually ends in having the protagonist beating himself up for creating the game that he created. While it still doesn't meet the requirements, it is a much better attempt.

      The original "satire" can be twisted easily, as there is no good light that can be cast upon this - this is the equivalent of political suicide, as there is no damage control that can be performed to save face (aside from making that donation).

      Jack is already discredited - all that's needed is to point to this incident in either a "commitioning violent games = supporting violent games", or as a "reneg on donation promise for no good reason". The legal departments from the ESA and other lobby groups have already countered similar laws in other states - they can easily take care of one nutcase that has not famous for his career success-rate (political, or legal).

      I say again: Thompson is not a threat. There is no need to keep posting comments, or to keep posting articles about him on Slashdot. If you see a story about him in the mainstream media, feel free to post once (making sure that content is not excessivly repeated.) Other than that, the "Don't feed the troll" rule applies.
    7. Re:STOP GIVING THIS GUY FREE PRESS. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Because it's so much fun.

      The only people who listen to him now are people who hate him. Anyone with credibility realises that he's not a safe person to associate with.

      Seriously - have you seen any of his reported conversations? Any response to a gamer seems to be something that 12 year old would write on IRC. He uses ad hominenm attacks, and false accusations. He accused Janet Reno of being a closet lesbian being blackmailed by the Mafia. Anyone who associates with him can easily be warned off.

      I think he does more harm to his cause than good.

    8. Re:STOP GIVING THIS GUY FREE PRESS. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      True. Gamers aren't his audience.

      Rather, gamers are the show that he presents to his audience.

      Some dysfunctional kid blows up a taco stand, and also happens to be a gamer? Jack Thompson is there, ready to present this kid to the rest of the world as a time bomb built by the Evil Gaming Industry(TM).

      Some moderately anti-social kid gets pissed at Jack Thompson for his absurd misrepresentations of kids like him, and fires off a profanity-laced rejoinder? Jack is there, ready to use the kid's outrage to show what an evil, messed up lot gamers really are.

      The more we fight the guy, the more ammo he has to twist around and use against us. Whether his own psychopathic rantings are coldly calculated to raise our ire, or they're just simply the way his mind works, either way they have the effect of creating the outrage that his career feeds upon.

      He's a judo master who directs an entire community's energy against itself. Unless we become judo masters ourselves, we only make him stronger.

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    9. Re:STOP GIVING THIS GUY FREE PRESS. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Jack Thompson - The greatest ally the Video Game industry could ask for.

    10. Re:STOP GIVING THIS GUY FREE PRESS. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I say again: Thompson is not a threat. There is no need to keep posting comments, or to keep posting articles about him on Slashdot.

      Errr, other than "eyeballs=$$$" for Slashdot?

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    11. Re:STOP GIVING THIS GUY FREE PRESS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remind me again what power Jack Thompson has that isn't bestowed upon him by media attention, like, say, a Slashdotting, or a news article, or a TV news spot, or a Penny Arcade strip, or the blog-and-webcomics orgy, et cetera, et cetera?

    12. Re:STOP GIVING THIS GUY FREE PRESS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people outside the internet community have a seriously problem understanding the concept of a "troll". In the real world, many people perform "troll-like" behaviors like Jack Thompson does, and get away with it quite effectively.

      In fact this man (and others, mostly lawyers and "reverends") seems to make a career out of it.

      We have to point out that he is an idiot and only working for attention and the inflation of his ego or else people will not immediately recognize it. They are not in the habit of spotting "trolls" and ignoring them. They don't even know what the word means.

    13. Re:STOP GIVING THIS GUY FREE PRESS. by Headw1nd · · Score: 1

      This is demonstrably untrue. Jack Thompson names appears on more venues than slashdot, and is in fact a frequent guest on cable news programs, where he is called as an "expert" on violent video games. If we ignore him here, it will actually increase his ability to propagate baseless claims. Just because you havn't seen him mentioned anywhere else doesn't mean he is of no consequence, only that you are not his target audience.

  15. thompson not doing so well by stagl · · Score: 1

    don't forget the article linked by penny-arcade as well. mr. thompson is not winning the hearts of anyone anymore...

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    1. Re:thompson not doing so well by livewirevoodoo · · Score: 1

      And now he's trying to say the "experts" that he had quoted to fight against violent video games are distancing themselves from him cause they're funded by the video game industry.

      http://www.gamesindustry.biz/content_page.php?sect ion_name=pub&aid=12296

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  16. Jack Thompson Is A World-class Asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative
    Jack was a neighbor of mine a couple of years back. I can tell you from personal experience that I was not surprised to see his latest lie. The guy is a world-class asshole. And I do in fact believe the son of a bitch has my router (wood working variety) he borrowed.

    The guy spouts to be an expert in everything under the sun. But once you call him on it, you come to know he only has a superficial understanding of things. If you can imagine a slimy car salesman, that's Jack.

    1. Re:Jack Thompson Is A World-class Asshole by geminidomino · · Score: 4, Funny

      Come on now, be fair to World-Class assholes.

      Jack Thompson is a third-rate asshole, at best.

  17. Backfire by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone should have made a game where you kill the CEO and the family, but they come back as zombies, and then you play as the zombies and go torture and kill the lawyer "Thomp Jackson"

    1. Re:Backfire by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      I was going to say that we should use an anagram of his name and ran his name through an anagram generator to see what would come up that we could us. To My surprise, "PHANTOM JOCKS" came up. Think maybe Jack Thompson had some problems growing up and this is just all the fault of soom repressed memmories? Or his he trying to get revenge on the geek community for something?

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    2. Re:Backfire by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Im kind of sad that the thing was cancelled. I was actually working out a script that would run along those lines, but take it further with the political statements (after all, we've gone this far, might as well go all the way).

      Two game modes: Normal and Hard.

      In Normal you take control of the action in the first game store you come across. Beat it up, shoot people, whatever. They don't fight back, really, and they go down for good after a well placed hit. Walk out the store, and you go down in a hail of cop bullets. Game over. You get rewarded with the newspaper headline "Psychopath Opens Fire, Kills X!" You could also call this mode "Realistic".

      The real game lies in Hard mode. Here, people fight back, and they have "health". A shot to the head will still kill them... sometimes... fortunately you have health too. At the end of each "stage" you get a nice tally of how many you killed: # of "teenagers trying to earn money for college", # of "innocent children in your way" etc.

      The real magic is in the voice-overs. Just browse the game racks in the store for a while, listen to the kids come in, get carded and leave disappointed. Others show up with their parents, ask mommy for "death machine 3000", the kid rattles off the list of reasons why the kid shouldn't play it, at which point the kid throws a temper tantrum and starts wrecking the place (watch out! in Normal, you can get killed by a falling rack, in which case you get the headline "Child Kills 1! Mom at Loss to Explain Rampage!") before the woman demands the game anyway "I don't care what it has! Just give it to me so I can shut him up!" and leaves the store with hellion in tow.

      Still up in the air about the final stage (vs. the CEO and family). What I've thought up so far is you meet her (IIRC Thompson demanded a female CEO) at her home, and she immediately springs into action to defend her family. After challenging you verbally ("I've put more hours into murder simulations that you've even been alive, little man!") she transforms, sprouting a keyboard from her left hand and a mouse and gun from her right ("Behold! The ultimate in weaponry, a mouse-controlled gun! I cannot miss!") and proceeds to pwn you... but she has a weakness, if you watch her fingers you can see her movement in advance. If you somehow manage to survive and triumph, she respawns. (hey, I said Normal Mode was "Realistic")

      I did however, think about the secret mode that would be included. Let's call it "Iced Tea". Enter a certain code at the start menu, and the game begins as in Hard, except that when you get to the CEO level, you arrive at some run-down slum "This must be the wrong address". You go in anyways, guns blazing against the CEO, and instead of respawning, you hear some guy in the next room over shout as he's struck through the wall by a stray bullet. She stops and shouts "Henry!" just as you deliver the finishing blow. You go into the next room, darkened save for the light filtering in through the bullet holes in the wall, and find her husband's body slumped against the wall in a puddle of blood. A girl's voice says "Are you the doctor? I think my daddy's hurt" and you turn to see a little girl, illuminated by a single beam of light, laying in bed hooked up to the latest in medical gadgetry. The little girl chatters on, she's been paralyzed since she was 3, some incurable brain disease slowly eating away her brain as she slowly went blind and is starting to lose her hearing (as expressed in the most childish and somehow heartwrenching monologue possible) before finally telling you to unplug her because she doesn't want her mommy and daddy to worry anymore, she can hear them crying at night because mommy does all sorts of "bad things she hates to do" because her drugs are so expensive.

      Then Jack Thompson appears and tells you that if you kill her he'll donate $10,000 to charity.

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    3. Re:Backfire by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1
      Interesting, but I think I can do 1 better:
      My solution is to make a game (or a series of games) as follows. We put Thompson in <scenery> with your player. You can move around, and hug Thompson. See, my theory is that he didn't get enough hugs when he was a kid. So, we give them to him now.

      Of course, I want this to be as realistic as possible. We need to get some motion capture equipment and hire someone to chase him around and give him hugs. After we have recieved enough data, we will input it into an animation engine and then design a few levels to hug him in. I want a park scene, with pretty birdies. I want a zoo, where all of the animals get along, and the lion cuddles with the sheep. I want an insane asylum where the nurses and inmates sing happy songs all day long. And I want a pony.

      The gameplay is simple: You run around with the analog control stick until you touch Thompson. At this point, you have to rapidly swish the stick from side to side. As you do this, a guage along the bottom of the screen fills up.

      When the bar is completely filled, Thompson explodes in a torrent of brains, blood, and other squishy bits. Bone fragments burst from his form, and proceed to impale everything and everyone nearby. Then we display a giant pink smiley face, which speaks "game over" in an evil, throaty laugh.

      If it wasn't for the ending, I think it'd be rated E.

      Maybe this isn't /. caliber, but I want to make sure I express that it is </satire>.
  18. Sheeesh.... what an ASS. by jftitan · · Score: 1

    I can believe a lawyer can lie... but when a lawyer renigs on donating to charity, because his 'true' intention was satire... is complete bull.

      I think people need to look at his claims more, and see if we can somehow BFG his ass into donating that 10k he proposed.

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  19. Satire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK. I'm an idiot. I can cop to it. Somebody explain to me how that was satire. I mean, I understand how the ORIGINAL Modest Proposal was satire. But this Jack Thompson one? I don't get it. I read the proposal. All I got was a very creeped-out vibe from Thompson's glamorization of violence against those he dislikes.

    I got the "O.K." reference in the main character's name. That was really clever. NOT. Seriously, though, I can't see any satire, here. Who's being satired? The people making the games? I don't have Thompson's crazy worldview; I don't see where this satire is coming from.

    Help me, Slashdot. You're my only hope.

    1. Re:Satire? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Oh no... It was satire. At least the game proposal was inherently satrical and actually seemed fairly amusing, albeit a little in your face. He was saying that if we think it's so harmless, we should make ourselves the target. Otherwise we're just a bunch of hypocrites. So a bunch of modders did so, proving we're not a bunch of hypocrites, using the literary device of irony.

      It's the offer of $10000 that we didn't think was satiricial because, as you say, there's no satire involved. It sounds like a geniune enticement.

  20. In other words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    rockstar said yes and probley called to talk over the specifics of the game?

  21. Ah yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jack Thompson, increasingly, resembles nothing more so than one of the least competent of slashdot's trolls.

    MAN 1: I am going to kill you and rape your family!
    MAN 2: ...
    MAN 1: What, don't you know satire when you hear it? You have no sense of humor at all. Idiot.

    1. Re:Ah yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9728174/
      damned hot coffee mod - look what it did to our childern

    2. Re:Ah yes. by LesPaul75 · · Score: 1
      ... resembles nothing more so than one of the least competent of slashdot's trolls.
      I resent that.
  22. Typo by RancidMilk · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Jack Thompson Rescinds Offer" Should be: "Jack Thompson steals $10k from Charity"

    1. Re:Typo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Jack Thompson copyright infringes $10K from charity". After all, this is slashdot.

    2. Re:Typo by bprime · · Score: 3, Funny

      RIAA? Is that you?

      Your username is a hint I guess.

  23. Trying to find him... by modi123 · · Score: 1
    Well after the Penny-Arcade comic, and reading a few other posts on Mr. Thompson, I tried to email him at his comcast address (I found it on stopkill.com). Sadley, my emails were bounced back. I wonder why? It said comcast pulled his account - wonderful. If anyone out there knows the email address of this individual so I can chime in on his crusade, it would be wonderfully abliged.

    Second note, after Jack's last little spat, pro-family groups are starting to realize that there's crazy, and then there's CRAZY. So they are distancing themselves from Jack. http://www.gamesindustry.biz/content_page.php?aid= 12259

    Quote Dr. Walsh of the National Institute on Media and the Family, "I know that you [Jack] share that common concern and I am well aware that you [Jack] have frequently cited me and our organisation as a source of scientific information," Walsh continues.

    "However, over the past few months, I and members of my board have a growing concern that your [Jack] use of our name, without our permission, has had a negative influence as we try to educate the public on this important issue."

    "Consequently, I ask that you cease using the institute's or my name in any way that would give the impression that we support your efforts." Walsh also requests that Thompson remove the link to the institute's website from his own site.

    I thought I was well read on this wack job, but when did Jack do this?

    "Doug Lowenstein whom Thompson has previously compared to Hitler."
    1. Re:Trying to find him... by The+Taco+Prophet · · Score: 1
      Well after the Penny-Arcade comic, and reading a few other posts on Mr. Thompson, I tried to email him at his comcast address (I found it on stopkill.com). Sadley, my emails were bounced back. I wonder why? It said comcast pulled his account - wonderful. If anyone out there knows the email address of this individual so I can chime in on his crusade, it would be wonderfully abliged.

      Voila. Dug up the link on PA's site. Credit to them for handling the thing as well as they have.

    2. Re:Trying to find him... by The+Taco+Prophet · · Score: 1
      Also, I'm not that bright... I meant to add that that's still his comcast email address, but has his other contact info, which may be useful.

      Sue me (or have Jack do it). It's Monday.

    3. Re:Trying to find him... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's ours. not sure if the email works.

        http://www.coattails.net/jack.html

      funny: captcha image is "pricks"

    4. Re:Trying to find him... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well Jack just invalidated his argument, everyone knows about the Hitler fallacy (aka Trotting out the Nazis).

    5. Re:Trying to find him... by chphilli · · Score: 1
      Not sure when Thompson called Lowenstein Hitler explicitly, but, from his reponse to NIMF here, he has this:

      Liberals, like you, love to label things and then think that the labeling has accomplished something. If that had been the case, then Churchill's calling Hitler a Nazi would have ended the war. But no, people like me had to get into the trenches and stop the Nazis. And there were always those tut-tutting back home about what a nasty business it is to stop the bad people, and can't we all just "get along."

      ...which does so sort of indirectly I guess. The far more disturbing thing to me is that he compares himself to people like our fathers and grandfathers who actually fought against Germany in WWII. He does not have that kind of honor and dignity.

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  24. Jack is an interesting name... by fallen1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    since it goes with Shit. This basically sums up Jack Thompson's entire knowledge of the video game industry he has set out to try and destroy.

    No, I don't think very young people should be playing violent videogames all day, every day but it is not Jack's problem. It is not the government's problem. It is a PARENTAL problem and should be dealt with as such. Parents should take fracking responsibility for raising their children and when their children become delusional, homicidal maniacs they should CONTINUE to take responsibility since it was THEIR parenting techniques that helped little Johnny become what he is today. It takes all of 5 to 15 minutes out of your hectic day to check in on what your child is playing, watching, or reading and if he/she is constantly going over to Billy's or Sandy's house then, as a parent, you had better damn well trust that Billy's Mom and Dad are raising their child like you are raising yours so that your philosophies match (ie. so that little Johhny doesn't run over to Billy's house to play GTA: San Andreas every day because Billy's parents don't give a shit what Billy plays).

    Sorry for the rant but I'm past the point of believing the crap about it takes a village to raise a child. How about it takes a concerned parent (single or plural) to raise a child. If your job takes away too much of your parenting time then perhaps you should do without the new BMW and Lexus in the driveway and spend more time with your child, less with your paycheck -- eh?

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    1. Re:Jack is an interesting name... by Kombat · · Score: 1

      It is a PARENTAL problem and should be dealt with as such. Parents should take fracking responsibility for raising their children and when their children become delusional, homicidal maniacs they should CONTINUE to take responsibility since it was THEIR parenting techniques that helped little Johnny become what he is today.

      The problem with people like you, however, is that you so quickly flip-flop when the parents do try and monitor/control their kids behaviour. It's people like you who scream "1984!" at any suggestion of a GPS-enabled cell phone that parents can track, or RFID school passes that make sure kids are in class, or any other tools created to help parents do exactly what you (at least for now) are demanding parents do.

      This happens every single time a thread like this comes up on Slashdot. If it's a story about video games making kids violent, or snack food making kids fat, people like you cry for the parents to step up and do something. But if it's a story about schools banning snack foods, or cyber-cafes banning GTA, then the same people come out screaming for liberty for the 12 year olds, and demanding that the parents butt-out.

      Make up your damn minds. You can't have it both ways. Do you think perhaps that the real solution isn't quite as black-and-white as the zealots portray it to be? That maybe there's some sort of middle ground that's not being explored here?

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    2. Re:Jack is an interesting name... by pclminion · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The problem with people like you, however, is that you so quickly flip-flop when the parents do try and monitor/control their kids behaviour. It's people like you who scream "1984!" at any suggestion of a GPS-enabled cell phone that parents can track, or RFID school passes that make sure kids are in class, or any other tools created to help parents do exactly what you (at least for now) are demanding parents do.

      I think this deserves a name -- let's call it the Slashdot Fallacy: The erroneous equation of one group of people with another group of people merely because the two groups happen to cohabitate on a certain website.

      So it's the same people who are taking one position and then another? Do you have links to comments to back that up?

    3. Re:Jack is an interesting name... by Kombat · · Score: 1

      When an RFID-school-pass, GPS-cell-phone, or junk-food-in-schools story appears, the thread are dominated by comments denouncing the Orwellian tools, calling for parents to butt-out. Yet, in threads like this one, when the shoe is on the other foot, the comments swing the other way, with almost no one blaming the violent games themselves, and instead demanding that the parents take responsibility and get more involved.

      Given that in either case, the comments are almost unanimous (and among the more popular, as threads go), this suggests that it is largely the same crowd in both cases. Otherwise, there would be a relatively even split of pro/con posts in both types of threads. If it is as you say it is, then where are all the "parent-blamers" when the thread is dominated by posts criticising GPS-tracked cell phones? And where are all the "parent defenders" when threads like this pop up, and the comments are all of the same theme (that is, that "the parents should take more responsibility for their kids"). No one seems to be disagreeing. But if you were the story were to suggest a parent secretly search their kid's room for marijuana, suddenly the thread would be overwhelmed by posts demanding that the parents butt-out and "let kids be kids."

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    4. Re:Jack is an interesting name... by MCTFB · · Score: 1

      Well while I do agree with you on parental responsibility, when you have a bunch of spoiled, incorrigible kids running around as violent criminals it does become my problem whether I like it or not because:

      (A) The messed up parents are not going to be held liable for their criminal demonspawn, so if they victimize me, I really have no recourse for any pain and suffering I endure from the senseless criminal acts of children not raised well.

      (B) These kids even if caught for their criminal behaviour will go to jail. Jail costs a lot of taxpayer money and that means I have to pay for their room and board as if they were my own child. The only other realistic option for getting rid of this financial problem is to kill the kids, but that is considered to be inhumane by some people taxpayers just pay to build more prisons.

      (C) These thugs will breed more thugs as being responsible with birth control is not one of the hallmarks of thuggery. They will just continue to breed incessantly until taxpayers can no longer support the growing incarcerated population and the people who maintain order in those populations.

      So, really you have to at some point say enough is enough and start dealing with getting rid of the social conditions that promote thuggery or else any semblance of freedom you enjoy now will be forever lost as your community becomes more and more of a police state as its primary goal is to deal with the thuggery and criminal behaviour that is pervasive and glorified by the underculture.

      If parents are not willing to give the tough love to their children, then somebody has to or else you in the end, all your are really doing is whining and moaning about "parents not raising their children", and nothing really changes.

      Oh yeah and not all parents are yuppies with BMW's or Lexuses. I know quite a few parents from pretty much all ladders of the socioeconomic ladder and the one thing in common with all of them is that they are self-absorbed and weak and the main reason they are that way is because our culture says that it is OK to be an ultra-individual while a wimp at the same time. In a time, long, long ago this was known as vanity and was definitely not something to be proud of.

    5. Re:Jack is an interesting name... by nobody69 · · Score: 1

      As a full-time stay-at-home Dad all I can say to your comments re: parental responsibility is 'Amen brutha.'

      However, as a full-time stay-at-home Dad I can say that it does take a village to raise a child. A village with doctors, nurse-practioners and nurses for the kid and the parents (try keeping up with a toddler when you and mom both have upper respiratory things going on), family and neighbors who can help out or just commiserate with, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

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    6. Re:Jack is an interesting name... by isbhod · · Score: 1

      YEAHESSSSSS! Thank you so very much, if i had points i'd give them all to you!

      I would also like to add a request to help combat the rampant spread of the "Slashdot Fallacy." I would like to request that all posting that state whether they are opinion or fact, and if they are fact then it should be required to be backed up with two credible sources. But hey this is just my opinion, i could very well be wrong ;)

    7. Re:Jack is an interesting name... by DarkSarin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Interesting comments, and completely off-base.

      A man can be both pro presonal responsibility (eg, parent blamers), and anti-track your movements (if I understand what everyone above is saying correctly) without any inherent contradictions. As a parent, I strongly feel that it is my responsibility to society to make sure that I raise my children to be well-adjusted, generally law-abiding, and otherwise good people. At the same time, I feel that some of the tools that might make this easier (gps cell phones is the example above, but not the best) are not necessarily a good idea, since they can--although they don't have to--have the effect of encouraging parents to be lazy--I call it the "congress will fix it" syndrome.

      That said, I am probably not as anti-tech as some people seem to be. A technology that helps a concerned parent do their job can be a good thing. But it can also be a bad thing for parents who are already shirking their responsibilities.

      I do agree that many folks would be upset about parents searching their kids' rooms. I suspect that most of those who do are either kids or are young enough to remember what that was really like as a kid. I never had marijuana in my room (that I know of), but I had some other things that my parents didn't really appreciate (my mom, bless her heart, is one of the "Dungeons & Dragons is an evil evil game, and will corrupt your soul" types--I am an avid gamer; we still have discussions focused on that disagreement), so I know what it was like. I still plan to make sure I know what my kids have in their rooms. Why? Because that's part of knowing what your kids are doing. Do I plan to make a big deal of it? No. I will let my kids know that a certain level of privacy will be afforded, but that at the same time I need to know what they are doing in my house.

      Will I get them GPS-enabled cell-phones? Probably not. In fact, I am unlikely to buy them anything so grandiose as a cell-phone. If they want one when they are older, then they can pay for it. That way when they talk for 3000 minutes on a 700 minute a month plan, they can foot the bill, not me. That will teach them responsibility much more quickly than having a gps-enabled phone. The goal is not to track their every movement--that just teaches them to lie, cheat (including leaving the phone somewhere they are not), and otherwise get around your pathetic attempts to know exactly where they are at any given moment. I would much rather teach my children that actions have consequences, and that life is not likely to hand them a free ride.

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    8. Re:Jack is an interesting name... by fallen1 · · Score: 1
      The problem with people like you, however, is that you so quickly flip-flop when the parents do try and monitor/control their kids behaviour. It's people like you who scream "1984!" at any suggestion of a GPS-enabled cell phone that parents can track, or RFID school passes that make sure kids are in class, or any other tools created to help parents do exactly what you (at least for now) are demanding parents do.

      Allow me to retort: I have never flip-flopped on my stance that parents should take responsibility for their children. I don't mind a cell phone with optional GPS enabled that a parent can track - what I DO mind is all cell phones being GPS-enabled that would allow ANYONE to track my personal whereabouts without my explicit consent -- this includes the government. See, no flip-flop since they are two different discussions. As far as RFID schools passes - no problem there either. Issue them to a student and have them disabled once the student leaves school grounds. As for your "demanding" rhetoric - I'm not demanding anything at all. I'm EXPECTING parents to do what they should be doing anyway - take responsibility for their child(ren). Period. No demands necessary since it is their responsibility in the first place - they had the child(ren), they are responsible for the child(ren) and their actions until the child(ren) reaches the age of 18.

      This happens every single time a thread like this comes up on Slashdot. If it's a story about video games making kids violent, or snack food making kids fat, people like you cry for the parents to step up and do something. But if it's a story about schools banning snack foods, or cyber-cafes banning GTA, then the same people come out screaming for liberty for the 12 year olds, and demanding that the parents butt-out.

      Allow me to retort: Yes, I agree, responses like mine appear every time a thread like this appears on Slashdot. Why? Many, many people are sick and tired of people wanting the government to run their lives for them and their child(ren). That is not what the government is for. If you don't want the responsibility, pay the money and have yourself fixed. Period. No more problems with responsibility for the child(ren). As far as schools banning snack food there is a simeple solution there too - forbid your child from eating snack food at school. IF they disobey then discipline them. Spare the rod, spoil the child. I say bring back the rod! It worked for thousands of years and I know people in my generation were spanked (NOT beaten by any measure, just spanked/disciplined) and we turned out fine, upstanding people. I am definitely not among the people who say "liberty for 12 year olds". I say parents butt-in and be involved and responsible in your child(ren)'s life. Take back what is yours to begin with - the raising of your child. If you don't then you only have yourself to blame for what they become (in general).

      Make up your damn minds. You can't have it both ways. Do you think perhaps that the real solution isn't quite as black-and-white as the zealots portray it to be? That maybe there's some sort of middle ground that's not being explored here?

      Once more, allow me to retort: My mind has always been made up. I, too my knowledge, have never waivered in my belief that it is the PARENTS responsibility for their children. Not mine, not the governments, not Mother Goose. Theirs. I don't want it both ways - I want parents to have the time away from their job(s) to take care of their children. To be involved in their child(ren)'s life and to take responsibility for their child(ren)'s well-being and actions in and out of the home. Far from being a zealot I believe there are many areas that can be explored as far as raising children are concerned (including the extended family where Mom, Dad, Grandma, Grandpa, and perhaps close Aunts and Uncles help out within rules defined by the child(ren)'s mother and father -- still not advocating the whole "takes a village" method though). As for other middle grou

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    9. Re:Jack is an interesting name... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      It's called The Fallacy of Composition, and it basically states that what is true of some individual parts cannot be said to be true of the whole.

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    10. Re:Jack is an interesting name... by fallen1 · · Score: 1
      I agree with you that in this day and age it sometimes takes more than just Mom and Dad to take care of everything with raising a child(ren) - especially when Mom and Dad are sick or just down. As I said in my response to Kombat above: Far from being a zealot I believe there are many areas that can be explored as far as raising children are concerned (including the extended family where Mom, Dad, Grandma, Grandpa, and perhaps close Aunts and Uncles help out within rules defined by the child(ren)'s mother and father -- still not advocating the whole "takes a village" method though)

      With a close-knit neighborhood (and especially in small town America), I could see this extending to very close neighbors and the like but still with the caveat that Mom and Dad set the rules. My thinking on the "takes a village" is a hyper-extended network beyond what you or I have discussed (along the lines of what Hillary was advoating). Thanks for the "Amen brutha" :) and good luck mate!

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    11. Re:Jack is an interesting name... by rossifer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When an RFID-school-pass, GPS-cell-phone, or junk-food-in-schools story appears, the thread are dominated by comments denouncing the Orwellian tools, calling for parents to butt-out. Yet, in threads like this one, when the shoe is on the other foot, the comments swing the other way, with almost no one blaming the violent games themselves, and instead demanding that the parents take responsibility and get more involved.

      I'm on the "parents need to take more responsibility" side of every argument you provide. Parents need to spend less time on the rat race and more time raising their children. Period.

      Orwellian tools: Better parenting doesn't mean fooling themselves into believing that remote monitoring tools will replace actual parenting, so don't bother with the threat to privacy and security until you've actually raised your kids. The few problem kids after actual parenting have failed can have their movements monitored at your favorite local juvenile detention facility (you think I'm joking, I'm not).

      Video games: Parents need to 1) spend time with their children and provide them a sound ethical education (before they're 12. if they haven't got it by then, it's too late); 2) put in some effort to be aware of how their children are spending their time (TV: which shows? Video Games: which games? With Friends: which friends and doing what? etc.) and 3) please not purchase violent video games for their disaffected teens. How did this become so difficult again? You don't need the second SUV or the second largest house in your subdivision. Get your priorities straight and put your family ahead of your total adjusted earnings.

      But if you were the story were to suggest a parent secretly search their kid's room for marijuana, suddenly the thread would be overwhelmed by posts demanding that the parents butt-out and "let kids be kids."

      Marijuana: while they're in my house, they're subject to my rules. Those rules include "No illegal drugs inside the house." I'm not particularly upset by marijuana use per se, but I do get very antsy about federal property seizure guidelines which make my home forfeit at the discretion of the seizing officers. I'm not going to randomly toss bedrooms, but if I have reason to believe that there are drugs in my home, I will spend some time trying to find them.

      Regards,
      Ross

    12. Re:Jack is an interesting name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, I see, somehow you're confusing the "let's attach a pedophile homing beacon to every child!" crowd with the pro-family crowd. I can see how a mistake like that could happen.

    13. Re:Jack is an interesting name... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      The problem with people like you, however, is that you so quickly flip-flop when the parents do try and monitor/control their kids behaviour. It's people like you who scream "1984!" at any suggestion of a GPS-enabled cell phone that parents can track, or RFID school passes that make sure kids are in class, or any other tools created to help parents do exactly what you (at least for now) are demanding parents do.

      Well adjusted, responsibly parented children don't need ridiculously invasive tracking schemes. Such "solutions" are a weak band-aid attempt to address the issue of insufficient parental involvement. Is a child who doesn't skip school simply because he knows he'll get caught really the same as a student who doesn't skip school because his parents impressed upon him the improtance of education? Fitting children with sophisticated equivalents of radio collars only suppresses the symptom that is truancy, without addressing the real root problem. It's not a flip-flop. It's a perfectly consistent position.

      To address your "proof", offered in another post, that it's the same people claiming both things: unless you have been tracking usernames and tallying positions, that's not proof at all. People in an uproar over something they find outrageous will always out-post those that are in the "it's fine by me-- who cares?" camp. Your assumption that all people post equally to all stories regardless of their opinion is puzzling.

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    14. Re:Jack is an interesting name... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Anyone who thinks the approximate location of a child has anything to do with what the child is doing should not be a parent.

      The phone will render them unable to drive to the next city while pretending to be at the local Taco Bell.

      However, it won't stop them for being behind the local Taco Bell, the local methhead hangout, buying some meth they will do this weekend while standing outside their friend's house. Parents can rest secure, however, they know exactly where their kids are while they do drugs or whatever the problem de jour is.

      OTOH, I have nothing against GPS phones for kids. It doesn't needlessly invade privacy like random room searches do, and few children can argue that parents should, indeed, know where they are. Even the ones who argue they should be able to go to X don't argue their parents shouldn't know that.

      In addition, it adds to the safety of a normal cell phone in that you can find them even if something has happened to them.

      However, no one's making GPS phones for kids. They're making GPS phones that can be enabled remotely, and selling them to everyone.

      As for it being a solution for truancy, WTF? That doesn't make any sense. The way to find out if your kid is at school is to have them call you if he's not, which school do. Then, if he has a cell phone, you call him for an expanation and tell him to get to school in ten minutes.

      If you're required to physically locate your child and haul him back to school, well...

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    15. Re:Jack is an interesting name... by some+guy+on+slashdot · · Score: 1

      The problem with people like you, however, is that you so quickly flip-flop when the parents do try and monitor/control their kids behaviour. It's people like you who scream "1984!" at any suggestion of a GPS-enabled cell phone that parents can track, or RFID school passes that make sure kids are in class, or any other tools created to help parents do exactly what you (at least for now) are demanding parents do.

      When I was growing up, I traveled all over the place with friends and school. We hung out at a park miles away from the city. Some of my friends even lived outside the city limits, in the blank area between a shopping malls and office parks. I never had a cell phone. I had to make sure I had a quarter in my pocket and find a pay phone if I needed to call anyone. And my parents never freaked out about where I was or who I was with. You know why? Because we talked. Every time I came home, we'd chat - and I don't mean "chat" the way some parents use it, I mean an actual conversation - about what I'd been up to that day. My parents didn't need to know where I was every second of every day, because they knew they'd get to hear the whole story when I got back. And they knew I was smart enough to stay out of too much trouble, because they were the ones that taught me how. This sort of thing is known as parenting.

      So no, I don't think parents should be tracking their kids' GPS phones or putting them in an RFID electric fence. School feels enough like prison already. I think parents should be parenting. More than anything, this means TALKING TO YOUR KIDS. Come on...your kids are interesting people. You should want to talk to them. Once they trust you to talk about their day at school, you won't have trouble talking about anything. Don't want your kids to skip school? Talk to them about it. Don't want them to take drugs? Talk to them about it. You can't stop them from staying out late and getting into a little bit of trouble; even the best kids will. But the last thing you should do, the worst thing you can do, is shut up and let TV/games/internet do the talking. Kids don't understand everything; even the ones who think they do. They need your context to make sense of the world. So give it. That's what parenting is about.

      As I've said before, and yes, I'm hoping it catches on...

      If they're so goddamn impressionable, make an impression already!

  25. Depends on Performance by debrain · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In general, this is a 'contract to the world', an offer of reward on completion. It's often called a "race across the desert", a unilateral contract with neither consideration nor quid pro quo. The first one who completes the contract gets the reward. If revoked prior to completion, you generally have no recourse. If that is not the case, there are two common ways to sue, or offer as a baseline for negotition, for failure to fulfill his end of the promise.

    First, if you complete the contract first and give sufficient notification of such, and it is prior to his unilateral revocation, you can argue that he breached the contract. As the first person across the line, you are typically entitled to the reward. Breach of that may entitle you to estop the contract. In other words, entitlement to fulfillment of his promise.

    Second, if you say that you relied on his contract and had sufficient reason to believe that the contract would be fulfilled (i.e. there is precedent for this type of contract, e.g. auctions for services to be rendered; or it would be unreasonable economic policy to not enforce payment because your reliance on his statement was reasonable and it would be poor form to permit his type of statement when it incurs your type of economically inefficient reliance), you might be able to sue for your costs, your lost opportunity, or his benefit.

    1. Re:Depends on Performance by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Funny

      "estop the contract"

      In my line of work, an "e-stop" (Emergency Stop) usually means that a potentially dangerous machine just got shut down in a hurry to prevent damage. This frequently involves a bright red, mushroom shaped button, prominently placed on a console or control panel. It is really too bad that we can't E-Stop the average malfunctioning attorney the same way:

      Citizen 1: "Whoa, Bob! That Jack dude is running wild again!"

      Citizen 2: "Quick, hit the estop!"

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    2. Re:Depends on Performance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With due respect to someone who appears to be an attorney, there is a third theory besides the two that you presented -- breach of contract and quasi-contract. A 'contract to the world', a.k.a. a unilateral contract, can also be made irrecovable by part performance. In fact, I would suggest that this is a stronger theory than quasi-contract because it would be quite difficult to prove the value of producing this type of game/modification (whether you cast it as costs to produce or benefit received), whereas it is quite easy to prove the terms of the offer. It also helps that the offered benefit was a donation to charity, and there is a strong public policy in favor of enforcing promises to make charitable donations.

    3. Re:Depends on Performance by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      In this case it's legal terminology:

      estoppel - A bar which precludes someone from denying the truth of a fact which has been determined in an official proceeding or by an authoritative body. An estopple arises when someone has done some act which the policy of the law will not permit her to deny.

      In other words, the court would rule "yep, you said it, and you can't deny it".

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  26. Tycho by Anita+Coney · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Tycho called this one already. When Penny Arcade's last Jack Thompson comic came out Tycho wrote the following:

    "Of course, he's not serious. Machination is too glorified a word for what he's doing. Ruse would make it seem debonair. He's essentially holding money hostage from charity, and if someone did make it, even as a joke, he would say that it didn't conform to his "design." This sort of thing is usually called a shell-game."

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/news.php?date=2005-10- 14

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    1. Re:Tycho by brentodd · · Score: 5, Informative

      Tycho and Gabe just donated $10,000 to the Entertainment Software Foundation in Jack's name.

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  27. Off course it was satire by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Funny

    A lawyer offering to give money to charity? Who could fall for that?! ;- )

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  28. On "taking the high road" by JonTurner · · Score: 0, Redundant

    >>Thompson resorted to mere name-calling when he couldn't win his argument.
    >>
    >>What a fucking moron.

    Did anyone else find these two lines amusing due to their immediate proximity?

    1. Re:On "taking the high road" by ari_j · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In all fairness to your valid point, the difference here is that the grandparent substantiates the fact that the guy is a "fucking moron," whereas Thompson's name-calling was apparently unsubstantiated and resulted solely from being unable to rebut the arguments of a 14-year-old kid.

      It's the difference between saying "I can't stand up to you in an argument, so therefore you are an idiot." and saying "You can't stand up to a 14-year-old kid in an argument without resorting to ad hominem attacks, so therefore you are a moron."

    2. Re:On "taking the high road" by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Maybe it was veiled satire, that no-one else was clever enough to understand?

  29. Who is Jack Thompson? by CyricZ · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm over here on the other side of the Atlantic, so perhaps that's why I haven't heard of this Jack Thompson fellow. Who exactly is he, and why should I care what he has to say?

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    1. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by ForumTroll · · Score: 4, Informative
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    2. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by digismack · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't. Jack Thompson is a lawyer based out of FL that just put his foot in his mouth and has now pissed off the gaming industry.

      Also of note, Penny-Arcade made the $10,000 donation that Jack proposed. AND THEY DID IT IN HIS NAME.

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    3. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Jack Thompson is the kind of person who considers the idea of feeding the homeless to the hungry (Swift) and donating a week's pay to charity (Thompson) to be equally absurd.

    4. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Remember a while ago, a kid was murdered, and the tabloids associated it with the game Manhunt (before it was discovered that thr game belonged to the victim). A slimy US lawyer offered to represent the family of the victim. That was Jack Thomspon.

    5. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by Suppafly · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      They have google and wikipedia on your side of the atlantic don't they?

  30. I don't think I understand... by OneByteOff · · Score: 1

    I dont think I understand the witch hunt lately with regards to violence/nudity in video games. Lets say that violence in video games is designed to mimic real life (which IMO it's not), is that saying that we should not accept real life?, or expose our kids to it?.

    A 17 year old can goto the middle east and take someone's head off in real life but can't do it in a video game?. 13 year olds (and younger prolly) are having sex, but they can't buy a game with a pixelated breast in it?. Perhaps we should censor classic paintings depicting naked breasts with 18+ ratings, and make you show ID to buy the newspaper?.

    Lets face it, real life is NOT sunshine and roses, lets not force video games to try to be either....

    1. Re:I don't think I understand... by TooMuchEspressoGuy · · Score: 1
      You mean like a certain Mr. John Ashcroft, who censored the statue of justice during press conferences because it was bearing a breast?

      Ah, is there anything more ironic than an attorney general covering up a representation of what he's supposed to support.

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    2. Re:I don't think I understand... by trongey · · Score: 1

      Ah, is there anything more ironic than an attorney general covering up a representation of what he's supposed to support.

      That's not ironic. That's using art to express reality.

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    3. Re:I don't think I understand... by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Which is precisely it. John Ashcroft never did support Justice.

    4. Re:I don't think I understand... by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      "Perhaps we should censor classic paintings depicting naked breasts"

      You are aware of Ashcroft hiding the spirit of justice?

    5. Re:I don't think I understand... by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      John Ashcroft knows about as much about Justice as a I know about Neurosurgery; which is to say, nothing at all.

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    6. Re:I don't think I understand... by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      To summarize the "other side..."

      1) People learn by doing. 2) Being violent in a video game trains kids to be violent. 3) Repeatedly being violent in a game lowers the barrier to committing real violence. Ergo, play violence in games is more harmful than seeing violence in books, movies, or newspapers in which the kid is not an active participant.

      DISCLAIMER: Before anyone bothers, yes, I'm aware there are tons of counterarguments and that the line of reasoning above is largely unfounded. In fact, I'd agree. Just summarizing the general theory that many people are throwing out there as justification for censorship.

    7. Re:I don't think I understand... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Just summarizing the general theory that many people are throwing out there as justification for censorship.

      "Monkey see, monkey do."
      : )

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  31. That is news by Neuroelectronic · · Score: 0

    (see subject)

  32. Debate insults indicate a loss. by CyricZ · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Indeed, those who resort to insults during debates are most likely in the wrong. It's one of those things we see time and time again. One such example could very well be this instance of Jack Thompson debating a 14-year-old child. Another notable example is that of the KOffice developer who resorted to insulting a long time KDE and KOffice user during a discussion of the future of the KOffice project.

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    1. Re:Debate insults indicate a loss. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Was that the most traumatic experience of your life? Because I've seen you link to that like 4 times now and it just makes you look like an ass.

    2. Re:Debate insults indicate a loss. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with the developer, you're an idiot and it needs to be said.

    3. Re:Debate insults indicate a loss. by CyricZ · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I agree with the developer, you're an idiot and it needs to be said.

      It looks like you lost that debate before it even began!

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    4. Re:Debate insults indicate a loss. by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      Just had to click the link, since it comes up again and again. Seems the developer is modded at (Score:4, Insightful), whereas "He-Who-Blathers-Inanely-On-And-On-Out-His-Ass-On- T opics-About-Which-He-Knows-Nothing" is (Score:1). Perhaps, just perhaps, it would appear to at least some, that the developer, while frustrated, was insightful to label blather as blather?

    5. Re:Debate insults indicate a loss. by willfe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, winning the popularity contest is always superior to having a valid position.

      I've developed software, both GPL'd stuff I gave away and commercial software people paid for. I don't care how obnoxious someone is behaving; if they've got a complaint, I deal with it politely and professionally. Frustrated or not, I don't call my customers or users names.

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    6. Re:Debate insults indicate a loss. by nolife · · Score: 2, Insightful



      Or have a short fuse and do not feel like debating the issue any longer with that specific person. It does not take long in a discussion with someone to realize they are not open to your opinion or ideas and they are not going to change their views regardless of what points you bring up. In a real organized debate in front of an interested crowd, you can continue to pound the points home and although the direct person you are debating with may not change or even acknowledge your points, there is a chance that you can get people in crowd to understand them. The incentive to continue a debate under some circumstances is much less if the surrounding crowd is small or non existent and you are debating in a non live event in front of people like email or over the phone.

      For those of you that do not agree with what I just said above, too bad and I think you are all dirtbag losers.

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    7. Re:Debate insults indicate a loss. by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      Indeed. That's all that is being requested. Basic professionalism, and common courtesy. He could have made any point he would have liked, and could have done so without resorting to insults.

      It reflects badly on the entire open source community when some developers are unable to maintain a professional public image.

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    8. Re:Debate insults indicate a loss. by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      If one does not wish to debate, then one can simply not debate. That involves not posting a reply, rather than posting one consisting solely of insults.

      Then again, in this particular case the developer was incorrect. So when you're arguing for a factually incorrect point, there is no way to actually win. If that flusters you, then perhaps you should change your position to the correct one.

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    9. Re:Debate insults indicate a loss. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your problem, Cyric, is that you can't tell when debate is not the game being played.

    10. Re:Debate insults indicate a loss. by Suppafly · · Score: 1

      Man just drop it, your argument with the kde developer has nothing to do with this topic or the last several topics you've tried to bring it up in. Repeatedly bringing it up isn't going to convert more people to your cause, no one really cares.

    11. Re:Debate insults indicate a loss. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. I've never seen anyone so obviously wrong keep pressing like you did in that thread. Do yourself a favor and stop posting links to it - you just keep looking worse.

    12. Re:Debate insults indicate a loss. by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Actually, over here in reality, people understand that 'open source' isn't a monolithic group of people behind one face, sharing one image. Actually, most of us realize that, since we are being provided with software that requires no investment on our part, being grateful is the appropriate response to pretty much anything.

      Any expectations we as users have on the developers can be classified as unreasonable. They've already gone well beyond what is owed to the community (which is nothing - the whole point of the community in the first place.)

      I suppose you'll continue your pointless crusade. It only makes you look worse as time goes on.

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  33. Email Conversation by drijen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The emails sent from the 14 year old, can be found here: http://croqaudile.com/?article_id=10299 There is also a great wikipedia article ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson_(attorn ey) ) that relates his history, and well, exploits.

  34. Jack's game scenario by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 5, Informative
    I can't believe that Jack Thompson offered 10 grand to charity if a game where animals hump your leg was made.

    Oh, it wasn't that at all? Well, you know if someone had fucking LINKED THE ORIGINAL THING THAT JACK WROTE then I would have known that. Goddamn.

    I found this description of the original hoo-hah:

      Essentially, the game involves Osaki Kim, a father whose son was "beaten to death with a baseball bat by a 14-year-old gamer." The guilty party was "only" sentenced to life, even after finding a connection to video games and the murder, so O.K. (as Thompson abbreviates) goes on a killing spree to avenge his son - he kills the publisher (Take This, a not-so-subtle reference to San Andreas publisher Take Two), followed by all parties involved in the trial, merchants of GameStop-like store and arcades - and, of course, any cops that get in his way.


    You're welcome.
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    1. Re:Jack's game scenario by jabber01 · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the playability of such a game, but it's got Summer Blockbuster written all over it!

      Can we get The Rock to star, and Peter Jackson to direct?

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    2. Re:Jack's game scenario by drsquare · · Score: 1

      I think that role's already been played by Denzel Washington.

    3. Re:Jack's game scenario by ebuck · · Score: 1

      The actual offer required that you not only kill the CEO of "Take This", but named him personally, with the protection of a minor misspelling of his name (2 character difference, if I recall correctly.)

      In addition, it required that you also kill that almost-fictional CEO's family...

      There are laws against threatening people, and you don't get off the hook for mistyping thier name. "But, your honor, I wasn't threatening you, because I clearly said, 'Your Honr!'".

    4. Re:Jack's game scenario by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. I had to go all the way down to your comment in order to find out what the hell this was all about.

  35. One thing that has always puzzled me by Y-Crate · · Score: 1

    A lot of geeks who become wealthy spend enormous sums of cash on fulfilling their long-held geek fantasies.

    With that in mind, I haven't seen any commissioning games that meet their own specifications. I would think that it would be the ultimate geek dream come true and that the added bonus of being able to resell it to the masses with zero risk (because you would have spent the money on developing the game anyway) would be enough to convince someone that it is a good idea.

    You wouldn't be faced with making it palatable to everyone, and could focus on the gameplay that suits you.

    1. Re:One thing that has always puzzled me by forkazoo · · Score: 1

      Given the cost of developing a modern video game in entireity, very few people would be able to afford it. Given the amount of dedication required to really be involved in developing a game from scratch, fewer still would stick with it.

      It's about on par with commisioning a major motion picture. Either you let somebody else screw it up for you, or you dedicate two years of your life to screwing it up personally.

    2. Re:One thing that has always puzzled me by Parity · · Score: 1

      That's because geeks that take videogames very seriously either,
        a) Are video game designers
      or
        b) Never become extremely rich.

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  36. Who knows their Swift? by bittmann · · Score: 1
    Hmmm...is this a copy-and-paste directly from the man's email?
    "...To be fair, though, you can't expect a bunch of gamers to understand the satire if they think that Jonathon Swift, the author of 'A Modest Proposal,' is the name of a new Nike running shoe..."
    ...If so, he may be right, then. I'm pretty sure that most uf us that do know actually think that Jonathan Swift wrote "A Modest Proposal". And, for all I know, maybe there really *are* running shoes by that name?
    1. Re:Who knows their Swift? by ggy · · Score: 1

      My thoughts as well...

      And I also think he's wrong about:
      "An eye for an eye," says O.K., as he urinates onto the severed brain stems of the Eibel family victims, just as you do on the decapitated cops in the real video game Postal2.

      If I remember correctly, you can urinate on whomever you want in Postal 2, not just decapitated cops, but game developers, hookers and even alive cops.

      The thing that Jack has missed is that Postal 2 made it with a huge sense of humor and style. Sure it's gruesome, but it's quite funny for a while if you're into that kind of humor. (The type of person who appreciates Braindead and Troma movies.)

      Jack's idea of game and satire is just... disgusting.

  37. Poor Jack by Frazbin · · Score: 1

    Jack Thompson, at a press conference with Cubics professor Gene Ray today, is quoted as saying "Gleeko flarny blutnot spoing. Scam bananna mongo charves. The Jews ate my T-Shirt! Gah!" Jack Thompson-- Real Life Troll

  38. Damn by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    I was hoping he was rescinding his other offer.

  39. News Flash: Jack gone postal by Neuroelectronic · · Score: 0

    Just wait, one of these days we will hear about Jack living threw his fantasy game. Except like the Columbine kids, he won't get past his first step in his plan before he blows his own brains out. and just for fun Capitalization is the difference between "Helping your uncle Jack off a hoarse" and "Helping your uncle jack off a horse."

    1. Re:News Flash: Jack gone postal by Iriel · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's the thing about Jack's fantasy: He's already trying to live it. Whether he really does despise game(r)s that much or he's that much more of a power monger, he needs to see this come to fruition that he probably couldn't care if someone died to complete his vision. Given the gravity and senselessness of the violence in his proposal, I wouldn't be surprised at all if he's really pathologically violent. Read about his conversation with Mike Krahulik (Gabe) from Penny-Arcade, or even worse, read the transcript of his emails with Scott from VG Cats.

      Personally, I still think the Postal2 team could have made his game and sold millions on it because everyone would accept it as a joke like the rest of thier work. People aren't supposed to take games this seriously, and even one of the institutes he frequently cites for research told him to stop referencing them in every way because he distorts thier studies, and gives them a bad name.

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    2. Re:News Flash: Jack gone postal by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Horses need lovin' too!

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  40. stop feeding him by tehwebguy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    this guy is a nutcase. ask anyone who has known him personally (like my dad). you guys are just feeding him. he eats this stuff up.

    as great as it is to see penny arcade bothering the sad old dirtbag, he would be much more provoked if no one gave a crap what he said. everyone knows he's an idiot, so lets let this old man die lonely and ignored

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    1. Re:stop feeding him by llvllatrix · · Score: 1

      I'm sure people would listen if he had anything constructive to say. However, he publishes that the game industry "mentally molest minors for money"; it's obvious that intelligence is not associated with this man. It seems that the possibility of a good video game is beyond his mental capacity to grasp. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have my weekly murderous rampage to attend; I've really got to lay off the DDR...(for reference Jack, this is satire)...

  41. I have to wonder by mcc · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If he can actually do that. I mean, he's made the offer, you make this game I give $10,000 to charity. I kind of wonder if he actually has the legal ability to just go "ha ha only kidding" at this point and back out.

    I mean, the feeble "it's satire... really" identifier in the title doesn't change the fact that what follows is several pages of Mr. Thompson very personally fantasizing about violently killing his enemies. And I think the feeble attempts to pretend he was writing satire would mean even less from a legal perspective. Is "gotcha... it was just a joke!" a recognized defense in contract law?

    I mean, I am not a lawyer, but then, Jack Thompson appears to only be a lawyer in the most superficial sense. So I would be very curious to see whether Thompson has stumbled into some kind of self-constructed legal trap by putting the offer to donate to charity into his work of "satire". If you post a public notice promising to donate $10,000 to charity if someone does thing X, are you in any way committing to this? Like, those public notices saying "$1000 reward for information leading to the capture of the kidnapper of Media Heartthrob". Are those public notices legally binding to the person who put them up? If so, I'd be very, very interested to see what happens if that group of GTA modders, or the people working on the sprite flash game, actually complete something. Since both of those games entered production before Thompson issued his retraction, is there any chance they could go to court and try to claim Thompson's offer legally binding or his retraction legally invalid?

    1. Re:I have to wonder by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1

      If he can actually do that. I mean, he's made the offer, you make this game I give $10,000 to charity. I kind of wonder if he actually has the legal ability to just go "ha ha only kidding" at this point and back out.

      It's not like he entered into a contractual agreement with a developer. He made a false promise; nothing illegal about that. Campaigning politicians do it all the time.

    2. Re:I have to wonder by agibbs · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but I am a law student. Thompson certainly can back out of such an offer. What he made was a legal offer and as the offeror he is master of the offer such that he can revoke it at any time up until it has been accepted. What "accepted" means can vary from situtation to situation, but in this case the offer expressly sought performance (it was a unilateral contract, or would have been had it ever been fulfilled) so "acceptance" would have been creating the game. There are plenty of exceptions that could conceivably be applied if someone had sunk a lot of money into developing a game based on his promise, but at this point those conisderations aren't relevant because they didn't happen.

      So long answer to a short question. Summary: He's perfectly entitled to withdraw his offer

    3. Re:I have to wonder by DeathPooky · · Score: 1

      Assuming that his 'Modest Proposal' was an offer that could form a legally binding contract (a big assumption in itself) anyone who makes an offer is allowed to rescind that offer at any time up until the point when it is actually accepted.

      In this case, acceptance would probably be creating and presenting him with a video game that meets his requirements, so his retraction of the offer is perfectly legal at this point.

    4. Re:I have to wonder by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If someone says "I'll offer one million dollars to the guy who kills Bill Gates" he'll be tried for conspiracy to murder, even if it was a joke (well, if it wasn't a really obvious one, like saying that during a comedy show). A phone company said "Those who sign up to our service now get one tank refill for free!" as an April's Fools joke but the courts held them to it because it seemed real to a whole lot of people. Since this offer seemed legit despite the title (people often reference jokes in the titles of serious articles) you could probably force him to pay if you sued him.

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      Justice is the sheep getting arrested while an impartial judge declares the vote void.
    5. Re:I have to wonder by Dav3K · · Score: 1

      Not so sure. Sounds like a verbal contract put out to bid to me.

    6. Re:I have to wonder by jglazer75 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not to mention that promises of charitable donations are generally not enforceable. For example, see the MLK donation cases and the 'private school donation' case. Courts will generally enforce promises of charitable donation because it is against public policy to force people to give money to charities, even if they have said they would. And even if they've been more specific than Mr. Thompson was here. Courts have also said that public policy dictates that charities should not rely on promises of donations for this very reason.

      And besides, the game was created. So, the withdrawal defense doesn't work. The offeror made an offer which could be accepted by performance, the performance was made. Now, there are some situations where I could foresee holding him legally responsible. Imagine this scenario: instead of saying "I will donate to charity x amount if someone creates y," (besides which you would have 3rd party beneficiary problems) he says "I will pay x amount to whoever creates this game for me." (direct contractual privity with whomever takes up the challenge) This is not charity, but rather a promise to pay money for performance of an action (create y) for which he could be held legally liable (presuming he doesn't withdraw prior to completion of performance, and he STILL might liable on a promissory estoppel or detrimental reliance theory). Then, if there is a caveat "You must donate the money to charity" the caveat would be unenforceable for the reasons given above, but the initial term of handing over the money might still be enforceable (of course, the court would then look at whether this transaction was essentially a charitable donation, or whether it was a contract for services, with a single unenforceable clause - in other words severability).

      Talk about a law school exam in the making. Sheesh.

    7. Re:I have to wonder by dajak · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that promises of charitable donations are generally not enforceable. For example, see the MLK donation cases and the 'private school donation' case. Courts will generally enforce promises of charitable donation because it is against public policy to force people to give money to charities, even if they have said they would.

      I wouldn't consider his offer a charitable donation. It is not a donation, but an counter-performance for a performance that was indeed made. The quality of the performance also seems adequate given the meagre reward.

      I am not American, but I expect the courts here would enforce the agreement, taking into account that this attorney is definitely able to foresee the consequences of his open-ended and unilateral offer.

    8. Re:I have to wonder by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      You missed the whole point - somebody did make the game and presented it to him. Did you RTFA? Anyway, it's a silly (academic lawyerly) debate, since nobody is trying to force the guy to fulfill a contract, they are just pointing out that he's generally a dick for making such a promise, even as part of an obviously semi-satirical writing, and then failing to live up to his side of the bargain, which is making a donation to charity.

      What a fucknut.

  42. Poster has it wrong by Hoss+Z · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The mod does not fit the bill at all - other than the fact there is a lot of violence involved. The mod is only "Defemation of Character", as advertised; it has little do with Thomspon's scenario.

    Gaming companies need to seriously address the issues Thompson brings up. I find particularly pursuasive his analogy to cigarette advertisements as well as the real world examples that have been coming up for the last seven years or so.

  43. Hypocrisy? by strAtEdgE · · Score: 1

    "...he claims his earlier proposal was merely intended as satire, to "highlight the patent hypocrisy and recklessness exhibited by the video game industry's willingness to target cops, women, homosexuals, and other groups with some of their violent games.""

    Someone should point out to this guy examples such as Quake 3 Arena where the developers have included likenesses of themselves in the game as characters to be obliterated. I'm sure some finger-in-ear LAA-LAA-LAAAAing would ensue.

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  44. In Breach of Unilateral Contract? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IANAL (neither is Mr. Thompson), but couldn't his promise to pay $10k to charity be construed as a unilateral contract that he is now in breach of?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unilateral_contract (scroll down for definition of Unilateral contract)

  45. It takes a village.... by lysium · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Sorry for the rant but I'm past the point of believing the crap about it takes a village to raise a child. How about it takes a concerned parent (single or plural) to raise a child.

    See, that responsibility is important and all, but the nuclear family is a relic of the past age. If the parents you mention fail to be concerned enough, we as the metaphorical village get stuck with the sociopathic loser for the next 30-60 years. Their responsibility becomes our responsibility.

    Also keep in mind that nothing in American society comes close to the "it takes a village" philosophy. Our society is still nuclear-family at its core, and will not be changing any time soon.

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    Together, we will drive the rats from the tundra.
    1. Re:It takes a village.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      See, that responsibility is important and all, but the nuclear family is a relic of the past age.
      Source? Beyond your back pocket, of course?
  46. Asshole by goarilla · · Score: 0

    what an asshole
    judges should sentence him to pro bono work for life
    cheap bastard

  47. Which Charity was it? by Malggi · · Score: 1

    Didn't he mention a specific charity? I can't donate ten thousand, but I'd be willing to toss a couple of bucks in its direction. Has anybody set up a Gamers' vs. Jack Thompson's donations page yet just to really rub it in a little?

    1. Re:Which Charity was it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      He said (iirc) that he'll put it to a donation regarding the wish of the take two entertainment's CEO?

      Anyway, as for the tally, Penny Arcade (ie. Krahulik and Holkins) matched his 10K offer and donated to The Entertainment Software Association Foundation, and donated under his name (yeah!)

      Check Penny Arcade and scroll down for more info.

      And if somebody want's to donate anything, consider Child's Play charity which is run by Penny Arcade

    2. Re:Which Charity was it? by nb+caffeine · · Score: 1

      Seconded. If nothing else, the money goes towards games for kids in hospitals. I dont see how anybody could argue against that. But, at a higher level, Youd be supporting the idea of gamers as upstanding, philanthropic human beings. Ill be donating enough for a DS or two this year, and hopefully ill get to have one of those kids whip my ass in mario kart DS online on Dec 25th.

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      "Something's wrong with you...and I hope we never do meet again." - Deftones When Girls Telephone Boys
  48. whoosh... by starwed · · Score: 1

    whoosh....

  49. jack thompson DID donate... by sxtxixtxcxh · · Score: 4, Informative

    if by "jack thompson" you mean "penny arcade"... http://www.penny-arcade.com/news.php?date=2005-10- 17#2834

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    for a minute there, i lost myself...
    1. Re:jack thompson DID donate... by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1

      Poor guy. I don't think he realized how organized, massive, and prepared the gamer community really was.

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      I do security
  50. Worst Hyperlinking Ever by BarryNorton · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    How about a link to the actual original proposal?

    (Yet again no standards of editing at Slashdot...)

    1. Re:Worst Hyperlinking Ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a link to the actual original proposal?

      Uh, well they linked that in the last story about this. And, if you didn't read that, then it's the first link in body of the first article.

    2. Re:Worst Hyperlinking Ever by BarryNorton · · Score: 1
      Uh, well they linked that in the last story about this. And, if you didn't read that, then it's the first link in body of the first article.
      I'm not going to chase backwards through links just to try to decide whether I'd have even credited the origin of all this and want to read those articles!

      Again, this is not off-topic: these are poor basic standards - proper hyperlinking costs nothing and saves the reader's time and patience...

  51. Jack jacks charity, penny arcade makes up for it by Bret540 · · Score: 1

    See the latest news posting on penny-arcade... they just donated 10k to a charity in Jack's name! Penny Arcade News

  52. Gabe & Tycho donated 10k in Jack's name by aztektum · · Score: 1

    I clicked back from Gabe's VGCats link (with a posting of Jack's contact info) to find Tycho had just put up a post saying they donated 10k to the Entertainment Software Foundation in Jack Thompson's name.

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  53. Tycho is unfair in one respect. by sammy+baby · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Jack Thompson is an ass of the first caliber, and deserves whatever shit he gets. Nevertheless, Tycho is being unfair to him in one respect.

    This vile "challenge" Jack Thompson has put to the supposedly monolithic "game industry" is like a topographical map of the twisted fantasy realm he inhabits. I could excerpt it, but I don't want to be accused of selective editing. The reality is that what he suggests is grotesque. I mean that it is literally disgusting. Of course, the violent acts he's cobbled together here from other games are robbed of a narrative context in which they make sense. Killing Gamestop and EB employees, though? That's not metaphor. He's not being metaphorical. He is batshit fucking loco insane.

    I'll grant that, no problem. But can someone describe for me the "narrative context" in Postal 2 which justified such actions? Or even Manhunt , which, god help me, I actually paid money for and played all the way through.

    (If you never played Manhunt, the idea is that you're a convict secretly rented out to a snuff film producer to take part in a game so shocking and post-modern that it was considered a classic of short story literature in 1947. You get extra points for exterminating your hunters in as gruesome and vicious a manner as posible.)

    So to recap, no love lost for Jack Thompson, but Tycho should be a little more honest when it comes to the really disgusting games out there.
    1. Re:Tycho is unfair in one respect. by sxtxixtxcxh · · Score: 1
      here's the narrative context for manhunt:

      you're a convict secretly rented out to a snuff film producer to take part in a game
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      for a minute there, i lost myself...
    2. Re:Tycho is unfair in one respect. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1
      can someone describe for me the "narrative context" in Postal 2 which justified such actions?

      I haven't played the game, so I might be missing something, but as far as I know, the context is explained by the following wikipedia article:
      Going postal is an American English slang term, used as a verb meaning to commit murder, mass murder or a killing spree in the workplace, generally by a current or former employee. The term derives from a series of incidents from 1986 onwards in which United States Postal Service (USPS) workers shot and killed managers, fellow workers, and members of the police or general public.
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      You can't take the sky from me...

    3. Re:Tycho is unfair in one respect. by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

      I think you're missing my point, which is: Jack Thompson's hypothetical game has as much narrative context as Manhunt (which he's cited before), and almost certainly more than Postal.

    4. Re:Tycho is unfair in one respect. by sxtxixtxcxh · · Score: 1

      omg.. you're right, my bad.

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      for a minute there, i lost myself...
  54. Donation by bprime · · Score: 4, Informative

    Tycho and Gabe just made the donation on Jack's behalf. See the 3rd post down.

  55. JT good for gaming by Limbo+Socrates · · Score: 1

    I think you're looking at this the wrong way...nothing is better for gamers than having some rediculous clown leading the charge against gaming. He presents the entire anti-gaming movement as a bunch of hateful zealots. The more he froths at the mouth, the more unpalatable he and his positions become to non-gamers.

  56. Media: what's good for me? by Nerdposeur · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Slashdotters seem to think video games have no effect on people. Thompson sees them as horrible killer-trainers. Personally, I fall somewhere in between.

    I love playing Halo. It's exciting and fun, and the "violence" is pretty mild. I have played Unreal Tournament and GTA (older versions), but gave them up because to me, they were too sadistic. They didn't make me want to kill people, but they made me a little more inclined to be a jerk.

    It's the same with TV. If I watch a show like "The Shield" or some pissy reality show where everybody hates each other, I get a little bit into that angry, "screw you" mentality.

    Think about your personality and attitude. Me, I'm very laid back, because my dad is laid back. I like goofy jokes because my dad does, and my friends growing up did too. (I also watched Monty Python.) I can see how these influences shaped the way I am.

    Most of us spend several hours a day using some kind of media - music, TV, internet, video games, etc. Just like the people we're around, these virtual friends DO shape our mentality, somewhat.

    I will never be a homocidal maniac, regardless of what I watch or play. But I do know that seeing examples of people who laugh, who love and forgive each other - whether those are real people or on TV - makes it easier for me to do the same. Exposing myself to hours of anger and selfishness makes me likely to replay those thoughts and words. Just because I'm an adult doesn't mean that everything is equally good for me.

    Does anybody else see that?

    1. Re:Media: what's good for me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great. It's wonderful that you're so self-reflective. If you find that you have trouble maintaining who you are as a person while you play games or watch TV shows... then stop. Meanwhile, the rest of us who have more "stable" personae... we'll thank you gladly not to support or condone any laws that might limit our choice to do those things that you find problematic.

    2. Re:Media: what's good for me? by Starker_Kull · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You have a good point. Our moods in life are to a large extent reflections of the world around us, including video games. But then again, it gets ambigous when you start to dive in a bit deeper, as to WHAT mood they will induce. For instance, one of the games you mentioned that you do not like happens to be a favorite of mine, Unreal Tournament (the original) - you said it was too sadistic. My experience has been rather the opposite. When you get heated up and mad playing UT, you tend to LOSE. The game actually rewards a calm, quick, cool head. When you get mad, you make stupid mistakes - you repeately get fragged by people watching your reflexive, unintellegent step-by-step angry persuit of someone wounded (easy to bait), always going to the same place to snipe, hanging out there too long, etc. So, I don't think UT rewards sadism, I think it rewards creativity and doing the unexpected.

      I find whether I am in a good or bad mood afterwards depends more on whether I thought I have done well or not. And I find a certain release from the stresses of the day - rather than yell at someone I care about, or be snapish, I like to play a 30-min session, and I feel more relaxed, like some of the stress has been burned off; and on rainy days, easier to do than jogging for a 1/2 hr.

      Of course, I'm an adult, and I don't have kids. So my perspective is a bit different. But my point is that the SAME game will affect DIFFERENT people DIFFERENTLY. Who should then determine which games are acceptable and which games are not? It seems that, as with many things, it should be left to the individual. You choose not to play UT, because you don't like how it makes you feel, I choose to play UT because I like how it makes me feel. I don't think you can universally check off a game as being in the "This is a Not-Good-For-You, mean feeling inducing" category for all people.

      And Monty Python STILL rocks.

    3. Re:Media: what's good for me? by Phanatic1a · · Score: 1

      Does anybody else see that?

      Sure do.

      'course, this is what's known as anecdotal evidence: "X happened to me, so X is likely to happen to other people." It's a very weak type of evidence.

      If you, or anyone else, wants to demonstrate even a *correlation* between violent media exposure and actual violent acts, go ahead, knock yourself out. If you want to demonstrate an actual causal link, that's even harder.

      But them's the epistemological breaks: burden of proof lies on the person making the positive knowledge claim. The notion that we should be infringing on civil rights, shaping public policy, and writing new laws because someone, be that someone you, or Jack Thompson, makes an unsupported assertion, is both sad and risible. I mean, it makes every bit as much sense as saying "Cheerios cause diabetes! Ban Cheerios!" It's easy to say, and I might even be able to come up with a plausible-sounding explanation for my claim, but it's damned difficult to back up, and until such point as I have objective evidence in support of it, it's just another bullshit claim, just like Jack Thompson's.

      If we can't justify our beliefs, they're meaningless, and we shouldn't try to foist them off on other people.

  57. he's a bit crazy by hyperstation · · Score: 1

    but his "thoughts on Islam" are right on...

    1. Re:he's a bit crazy by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Yeah, except for that bit about the bible. It doesn't promote killing innocent people the same way it doesn't promote worshipping on the sabbath.

      <DanAkroyd>
      Hyperstation, you ignorant slut.
      </DanAkroyd>

    2. Re:he's a bit crazy by RichardX · · Score: 1

      Jack Thompson really needs to pick his targets better. After all, GTA:SA or Manhunt may have shocking content, but they look like an episode of the Tellytubbies in comparison to the bible with all it's cruelty and violence, intolerance, injustice, questionable 'family values', and misogyny

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  58. Minor Corrections. by ebuck · · Score: 3, Insightful

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/news.php?date=2005-10- 12 Gabe was talking to Jack via email, suggesting a charity which would have liked to received the money, which Gabe is active in promoting. It is backed by gamers, but isn't pushing videogames (any more than other toys) upon children. Jack noted that Gabe's phone number was in his email, and took it upon himself to call Gabe and personally chew him out and threaten Gabe.

    1. Re:Minor Corrections. by Iriel · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Oh I know, actually Gabe told Jack that $10,000 is pretty weak from a famous Miami lawyer when their charity has already raised half a million (in money, toys, etc.) in two years from the gamer community. That's what pissed off Jack. Then Jack accused their charity of being hollow because they're supposedly some flush-with-cash game company and that Jack's donations mean more in the ethical sense. When Gabe (Mike) emailed him back to clarify that they are not flush-with-cash at all, Jack called back and spent the entirety of the conversation screaming because Gabe asked him if Jack would have to sue himself for proposing such a horrifically malevolent game. Part of the way in the conversation, Jack hung up.

      Check out the transcripts of emails between Jackie T. and Scott from VG Cats. It's even worse.

      If this guy wants to play with fire, I suggest somebody put up a site to publish all of Jack's threats and verbal abuse (plus nonsense) and see if he gets institutionalized. I seriously think that man is pathologically violent.

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    2. Re:Minor Corrections. by thebdj · · Score: 1

      Oh I want to play this game...I have time to waste and love showing that I understand a few laws. Making threats over the phone isn't something taken to idlely anymore and I seriously would love to be on the line when this idiot made the mistake of saying the wrong threatening things. But alas, continuing on with my dream of getting a law degree and fighting him in court strikes me as a much more fun prospect.
      Me: "Yes Mr. Thompson, I played video games growing up, including violent ones, and now I am a lawyer. What do you have to say for this?"
      Jack: "Shutup. Your law degree is obviously some f^$#*!@ shallow attempt to profit off the pain of others."
      Me: "No Mr. Thompson that is your job..."

      *Snaps back to reality* Can we make like Counter Strike skins or maybe something for GTA or the like of him. How satisfying to the gaming world that would be...oh wait he would probably cuss us out, threaten to sue, then cry after wetting himself...

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      "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb."
    3. Re:Minor Corrections. by Yorrike · · Score: 4, Informative
      I'll do it. He can't sue me, since I'm not an American and my country has laws protecting free speech :)

      In fact, I'll do it right now;
      http://www.hardcoregamers.com/jack-thompson/

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      Looks can be deceiving. Or CAN they?

    4. Re:Minor Corrections. by Iriel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I give my sincere gratitude ^_^

      I think we should make a domain to counter his www.stopkill.com
      We'll make www.stopjack.com

      Okay, now did I leave that soapbox...?

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    5. Re:Minor Corrections. by Yorrike · · Score: 1

      Actually, in finding more and more pages to add to the list, I found the Wikipedia entry on Jack was pretty damn good.

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      Looks can be deceiving. Or CAN they?

    6. Re:Minor Corrections. by JordanL · · Score: 1

      I have made my own version based off yours with the information footnoted and pasted:

      http://www.thepoliticker.net/jt.html

    7. Re:Minor Corrections. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I'm not an American

      But your webserver is :)

  59. In other news by Barrakketh · · Score: 2, Informative

    Gabe & Tycho of Penny-Arcade have made a donation to who they think Paul Eibler would have picked: The ESF.

    From their site:

    It was only a matter of time until a mod team took Jack Thompson's disgusting revenge fantasy and made it flesh - and, just as I suggested, it was deemed insufficient.

    Thompson now claims that his repellent suggestion was "satire," and we must conclude that his financial offer was also satire, some new breed of satire apparently that I'm sure is just hilarious to people in need.

    You know what, Jack? We're going to be the men you're not. You said that your insulting, illusory ten thousand dollars would go to the charity of Paul Eibler's choice. We've got a good guess that he'd direct your nonexistant largesse toward The Entertainment Software Foundation, a body that has raised over six point seven million dollars over the last eight years. We've just made the donation you never would, and never meant to. Ten thousand dollars' worth. And we made it in your name.

  60. Quoth TFA by smose · · Score: 2, Informative

    By rescinding the offer in 2005, he likely escapes, the key line being:

    "...if any video game company will create, manufacture, distribute, and sell a video game in 2006 like the following..."

    Quoth TFA:

    "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." The Golden Rule

    This writer has been saying for seven years that violent video games can be "murder simulators" that incite as well as train some obsessive teen players to be violent.

    I've been on 60 Minutes and in Reader's Digest this year explaining how an Alabama teen, with no criminal record, shot two policemen and a dispatcher in their heads and fled in a police car--a scenario he rehearsed for hundreds of hours on Take-Two/Rockstar's Grand Theft Auto video games.

    I have sat with boys in jail cells, their lives over because of murder convictions, after they, with no history of violence, have killed innocents while in a dreamlike state. Said one cop who investigated such a murder in Grand Rapids, Michigan: "The killing was like an extension of the game."

    The video game industry, through its lawyers, its spokesmen, and its head lobbyist, Doug Lowenstein, the president of the Entertainment Software Association, all say it is utter nonsense to suggest that what is dumped into a kid's head hour after hour, day after day, year after year, could possibly have behavioral consequences. Cigarette ads can persuade kids to smoke, but interactive simulators in which these same kids punch, hack, bludgeon, and maim affect not a wit their attitudes and behaviors, notwithstanding the findings of the American Psychological Association, published in August 2005.

    The video game industry says Sticks and stones can break my bones, but games can never hurt me. Fine. I have a modest proposal for the video game industry. I'll write a check for $10,000 to the favorite charity of Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc's chairman, Paul Eibeler - a man Bernard Goldberg ranks as #43 in his book 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America - if any video game company will create, manufacture, distribute, and sell a video game in 2006 like the following:

    Osaki Kim is the father of a high school boy beaten to death with a baseball bat by a 14-year-old gamer. The killer obsessively played a violent video game in which one of the favored ways of killing is with a bat. The opening scene, before the interactive game play begins, is the Los Angeles courtroom in which the killer is sentenced "only" to life in prison after the judge and the jury have heard experts explain the connection between the game and the murder.

    Osaki Kim (O.K.) exits the courtroom swearing revenge upon the video game industry whom he is convinced contributed to his son's murder. "Vengeance is mine, I will repay" he says. And boy, is O.K. not kidding.

    O.K. is provided in his virtual reality playpen a panoply of weapons: machetes, Uzis, revolvers, shotguns, sniper rifles, Molotov cocktails, you name it. Even baseball bats. Especially baseball bats.

    O.K. first hops a plane from LAX to New York to reach the Long Island home of the CEO of the company (Take This) that made the murder simulator on which his son's killer trained. O.K. gets "justice" by taking out this female CEO, whose name is Paula Eibel, along with her husband and kids. "An eye for an eye," says O.K., as he urinates onto the severed brain stems of the Eibel family victims, just as you do on the decapitated cops in the real video game Postal2.

    O.K. then works his way, methodically back to LA by car, but on his way makes a stop at the Philadelphia law firm of Blank, Stare and goes floor by floor to wipe out the lawyers who protect Take This in its wrongful death law suits. "So sue me" O.K. spits, with singer Jackson Brown's 1980's hit Lawyers in Love blaring.

    With the FBI now after him, O.K. keeps moving westward, shooting up high-tech video arcades called GameWerks. "G

    1. Re:Quoth TFA by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      "...as he urinates onto the severed brain stems of the Eibel family victims..."

      This man is evidence that age restrictions in video games make no difference. If you're insane, they'll mess with your head. He should get into a different line of work. Like suing kids who pirate mp3's.

      When video games start to affect your professional life like they have his, you've got to get out.

    2. Re:Quoth TFA by iabervon · · Score: 1

      Actually, that sounds like something Rockstar would actually do. It's kind of long and rambling, and doesn't involve an enemy that would particularly fight back, so it would need some extra stuff, like an army of child soldiers trained by the video game industry. After all, one kid, already in prison, doesn't make an interesting challenge. And destroying stores could be interesting, but they've already made that game. If the video game industry and the Army turned out to be working together, it would even be pretty close to Max Payne, aside from lacking a vague explanation as to why this random guy is at all competant at fighting with random weapons.

      Of course, nobody would buy it, because everybody knows that a game is going to be really lame if the level designer starts by modelling his workplace.

    3. Re:Quoth TFA by happyemoticon · · Score: 1
      if any video game company will create, manufacture, distribute, and sell a video game in 2006 like the following:

      I suppose we'd have to wait until 2006 as well, and make sure the producers get a DBA (Doing Business As) so they can call themselves a company.

  61. Re:Jack jacks charity, penny arcade makes up for i by higuy48 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yeah, I read that and couldn't believe it. That's insane. That's incredible. Just for that, I'm going make it a point to donate to Child's Play this year.

    PA just earned the maddest props they could have possibly earned. Wow.

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  62. Video games cause violence!!!! by sqlrob · · Score: 2, Informative

    From today's CNN:
    All major categories of violent crime in the United States declined in 2004, bringing the rates of the most serious offenses, including murders, rapes, robberies and assaults, to a level 32 percent lower than those reported in 1995, the new figures show.


    Wow, look how the crime rate has absolutely skyrocketed as violence in games has increased. Someone send these figures to Jack so he can use them in his jihad.
  63. PA gave the money instead by ragingmime · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...and did it in his name, according to the newspost at the bottom if this page.

    So Jack Thompson is a Warrior of God now? Glad to see he's attacking something as significant as video games, and not tackling war or poverty or anything silly like that. Yeesh.

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    1. Re:PA gave the money instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gotta start small. If you want to take out an army you start with the smallest weakest groups first.

      Same here. First he starts with video games. Uses that to build up his bank, then he will start sueing third world countries for trying to take money from the hard working people of the world instead of working and making the money on their own. And sue them for not having clothes that cover their entire bodies allowing discovery channel and national geographic to show naked females from third world countries and afric tribes. Then after all the third world countries are gone, he will start sueing the other countries for going to war and causing people to see death and violence on tv and in papers. This will slowly cause every country in the world to go bankrupt and slide back into third world status at which time he can sue them for third world issues as he did previous third world countries. At which time the entire world dies and jack is left all alone in his 20000sq mile house made of solid gold.

  64. He isn't exactly trying to destroy games... by slungsolow · · Score: 1
    or the first amendment.

    All he is trying to do is get publishers to show some kind of accountability. Granted, all of the problems aren't the publishers fault. They can't be blamed for stores like EB or Software Etc selling mature games to 10 year old kids.

    I see a two fold approach to appeasing Mr Thompson, and a similar model already exists:

    1. Control the advertisement of AO and Mature games the same way liquor and cigarette ads are controlled. This falls on the publisher.
    2. Control the sales through the retailers just like you control the sales of tobacco and liquor. This falls on the retail chains.

    The rating system itself can be mandated by a body similar to the MPAA. Get a group of 7 - 13 people onto a committee. Set some ground rules (no one from the industry, all members have to be a parent, reasons must be given for a specific rating, etc). It can work and it doesn't stop the content from being produced. It just mildly regulates it.
    1. Re:He isn't exactly trying to destroy games... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, if he's not trying to destroy games, then why does he often say that that is what he is trying to do, in plain English?

      I think you are confusing Jack Thompson with some of the other people in the parade he jumped in front of.

    2. Re:He isn't exactly trying to destroy games... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I think you never actually listened to what he has to say.

      Here is an article that doesn't show any kind of bias towards the videogame industry. In Defense of Jack Thompson. While it doesn't paint a pretty picture of Mr Thompson, it certainly doesn't slander him as a whack job who is out to hurt a billion dollar industry.

      If you have the 80 minutes eats up, feel free to listen to this interview Interview he gave to chatterbox radio [MP3].

    3. Re:He isn't exactly trying to destroy games... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      All he is trying to do is get publishers to show some kind of accountability.

      No. Not even close.

      All he's trying to do is to make money from frivolous lawsuits. He's pushing his propaganda in order to convince the jurors to grant him the monetary damages he seeks from game publishers for the unrellated actions of murderers who happen to be their client.

      He pretends to be all about protecting the children (won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!?), but he is in fact all about using tragedies to leech money off of a profitable industry.

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    4. Re:He isn't exactly trying to destroy games... by arkanes · · Score: 1
      He's doing more harm than that - Jack Thompson has (either as the defense attorey himself, or as a consultant, don't recall) attempted to use the "video games made me do it" defense in *criminal* cases. I don't actually think this is about money to him - I think the man is outright clinically obsessed. I believe that he's legitimate to the extent that he actually believes the crap he spews, and believes in his righteousness, even in the face of conflicting evidence and his own hypocricsy. Sane people, especially manipulating bastards trying to ride the "think of the children" wave to politcal power, do not have send 14 year old children long, insult laden emails. They don't call people on the phone and personally abuse him. I don't think he's a political beast at all, except to the extent that he tries to gain political capital to push his agenda. One fearsome thing is that he does occasionally manage to make the mainstream media, without even being on shows where he's showcased as a nut. In general, though, I suspect that most major media outlets are familiar with him and feature him for the vitriol and controversy which leads to viewers and page hits.

    5. Re:He isn't exactly trying to destroy games... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      He's doing more harm than that - Jack Thompson has (either as the defense attorey himself, or as a consultant, don't recall) attempted to use the "video games made me do it" defense in *criminal* cases. I don't actually think this is about money to him - I think the man is outright clinically obsessed.

      Well, it is still about money: He's using his FUD as a chewbacca-defense for his client, whom I'm certain he wasn't defending pro-bono.

      He spews bullshit for profit.

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    6. Re:He isn't exactly trying to destroy games... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      regardless of the outcome of the criminal proceedings, his ultimate goal is a ratings system that is enforced. you would know that if you didn't rely on second and third hand accounts and actually read non-biased articles or listened to interviews.

    7. Re:He isn't exactly trying to destroy games... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I quote the great Jack:

      ...I will say this though, the 'video game community' (what's next, 'the necromancy community'?) surely seems exercised about someone who is a 'joke' and who is accomplishing nothing. You all seem rather bothered and worried about a nonentity. God is in this battle, and I am privileged to be a foot soldier. You all should be concerned, not about me, but about Him."

      So to sum up, gamers are the servants of darkness and Jack is the voice of God. Naw, he doesn't seem to have any bile in him for gamers. Not a drop.

    8. Re:He isn't exactly trying to destroy games... by slungsolow · · Score: 1
      and I quote the great jack's stopkill.com website
      If you want to help your state pass a constitutional law to prohibit the sale of these virtual reality murder and sex simulators to children, if you want any additional information or help, or if you want to help Jack Thompson in any fashion, including prayer, please contact him at 1172 South Dixie Hwy., Suite 111, Coral Gables, Florida, or phone him at 305-666-4366. May God bless you, keep you, and protect you and yours.
      It's amazing what happens when you actually pay attention to his argument instead of criticize him blindly.
  65. PA's taken care of it. by ahoehn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It might be worth noting that the good people at Penny Arcade have already made up for Thompson's retraction, and donated $10,000 to charity in Thompson's Name. He he. Gotta love those PA kids.
     
        Here's the quote from the PA site: "You know what, Jack? We're going to be the men you're not. You said that your insulting, illusory ten thousand dollars would go to the charity of Paul Eibler's choice. We've got a good guess that he'd direct your nonexistant largesse toward The Entertainment Software Association Foundation, a body that has raised over six point seven million dollars over the last eight years. We've just made the donation you never would, and never meant to. Ten thousand dollars' worth. And we made it in your name.

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  66. Re: Quoth TFA (source) by smose · · Score: 2, Informative

    Forgot the attribution on TFA quote: Advanced Media Network.

  67. The joys of satire by EgoAnt · · Score: 1

    I had actually started on a flash version after I read his original offer, but got caught up with other work over the weekend. I think most people realized that he was trying to present the offer as satire, but even still, if you say you are going to give money to charity and then rescind that offer, well, that's just cruel. If he had truly wanted to make his point, he could have done it without dangling the money in the face of charity.

    Ah, well. Here's the extremely simplistic engine that I started with:
    Jack Thompson flash game

  68. Sue him by Belegothmog · · Score: 1
    It's my understanding that a promise to donate to a charity can be enforceable. No show of reliance on the part of the charity is necessary. He made a promise to donate based on the consideration of the production of the game.

    Restatement of Contracts section 90 (2): A charitable subscription or a marriage settlement is binding without proof that the promise induced action or forbearance.

  69. Contact him by sabernet · · Score: 4, Informative

    John B. Thompson, Attorney at Law
    1172 South Dixie Hwy., Suite 111
    Coral Gables, Florida 33146
    305-666-4366

    jackpeace@comcast.net
    August 5, 2005
    Patricia Vance

    source: http://www.vgcats.com/jack.php

    Make sure to write any letters or make any calls in the same civil manner as he himself has shown others.

    Make extra sure.

    1. Re:Contact him by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      I wrote him an email, but that address bounces. Any other info?

    2. Re:Contact him by Thalagyrt · · Score: 1

      Woah, he lives like 5 minutes from my house. I should go pay him a visit... >:D

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    3. Re:Contact him by not_potable · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Wow. I actually just spoke with this man, at the number above. He asked me who I was, and I made the mistake of saying that I wanted to ask him some questions about his proposal to the (oops) "internet community". He then started raising his voice, saying that he made this proposal to the "gaming industry", not a bunch of modders working out of their basement. I couldn't get a word in edgewise. He told me to get a dictionary, and hung up. Ever the cool-headed one, he.

    4. Re:Contact him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This may be the first time in history a phone number was slashdotted:)

    5. Re:Contact him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you won't, because you're a socially inept geek who likes to play tough guy on the Internet.

    6. Re:Contact him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live near there.

      MUAHAHAHHAA.

      I bet he'll try to sue me for the implied threat of homicide in that laugh.

    7. Re:Contact him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting... his phone number includes the sequence "666".

      God's soldier indeed. ;o)

    8. Re:Contact him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like how the middle of his phone number is "666". Coincidence? I think not!

    9. Re:Contact him by CaseM · · Score: 1

      305-666-4366

      Coincidence??? Hmmmmmm, I THINK NOT!

  70. Slight correction....penny-arcade. by katharsis83 · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, I think that's the wrong reference. We'd be riding our bikes around and looking at boobies:

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php?date=2002-10- 18&res=l

  71. Sadly this will never stop... by Khyber · · Score: 2, Informative

    You cant stop it. In the 70s or so, it was comic books that they blamed. In the 80s, it was music and hair-metal that got the blame. In the 90s, it was Television and MTV and etc, and now its video games. People in America seem to have a common problem, for the most part. They can't realize that they are the ones causing their own problems.

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    1. Re:Sadly this will never stop... by llvllatrix · · Score: 1

      A realistic proposal: No guns for murderous rampages?

    2. Re:Sadly this will never stop... by NeuroManson · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, it was the late 50s, early 60s, when Dr. Frederick Wertham published "The Seduction of the Innocent", about the evils of comic books. That led to the comics code.

      But in either case, it's just more fricking McCarthyism in action. Are you now or have you ever been top ranked in Quake Arena?

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    3. Re:Sadly this will never stop... by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

      In preparation for that eventuality my community has thoughtfully begun the process of teaching the use of aluminum baseball bats to any youth who wishes.

  72. Jack Thompson Just Got Owned by Penny Arcade by 0101000001001010 · · Score: 1

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/news.php?date=2005-10- 17

    Read the comment made by Tycho at 12:04pm. Penny Arcade donated $10,000 to the Entertainment Software Association. All of it in the name of Jack Thompson. I am left speechless...

    1. Re:Jack Thompson Just Got Owned by Penny Arcade by fatboyslack · · Score: 1

      It's pretty amazing, isn't it? I read that PA had donated the $10k just before....

      unless of course *that* was also JT style satire.

      But I doubt it. PA have always been legit.

      Penny Arcade, between this and the Childs Play foundation thing.... pretty amazing. To my shame I haven't donated in the previous two Childs Play appeals. I will this time around.

      http://www.penny-arcade.com/childsplaycharity/inde x.php

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  73. Re:STOP GIVING THIS GUY FREE PENIS PILLS. by Neuroelectronic · · Score: 0

    looks like like spam to me

  74. Oh Snap! PA donates the ten grand by Zaphod-AVA · · Score: 1

    The folks at Penny Arcade have gone and donated the $10,000 that Jack promised, and they donated it in his name.

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/

    Now *that* is class.

    -Z

  75. Here's the original forum by Khyber · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://croqaudile.com/?article_id=10299

    Enjoy it. I know I did.

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    1. Re:Here's the original forum by jcr · · Score: 1

      Wow... Shredded by a 14 year-old. No wonder he's in such a snit.

      -jcr

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  76. Penny Arcade - Game, Set, Match.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mon, October 17 2005 - 12:04 PM
    by: Tycho

    It was only a matter of time until a mod team took Jack Thompson's disgusting revenge fantasy and made it flesh - and, just as I suggested, it was deemed insufficient.

    Thompson now claims that his repellent suggestion was "satire," and we must conclude that his financial offer was also satire, some new breed of satire apparently that I'm sure is just hilarious to people in need.

    You know what, Jack? We're going to be the men you're not. You said that your insulting, illusory ten thousand dollars would go to the charity of Paul Eibeler's choice. We've got a good guess that he'd direct your nonexistant largesse toward The Entertainment Software Association Foundation, a body that has raised over six point seven million dollars over the last eight years. We've just made the donation you never would, and never meant to. Ten thousand dollars' worth. And we made it in your name.

    (CW)TB

  77. Very strange man... by MaestroSartori · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...this Jack Thompson fellow. And I say this as a games programmer, although not one who's ever worked on a violent game of any sort. Anyway.

    When all this fuss kicked off over the last few weeks, I read a bit of what he has to say. And to be honest, reading what he says to people in private correspondance (and to an extent in his public statements) you get the impression that he's a rabid loon. Then on Penny Arcade, I spotted a link to an audio interview some guys did with him. I downloaded and had a listen. And to give the man some credit, he comes across much better in person. I'm much less surprised that he gets the attention he does, having listened to him - he comes across as a slightly opinionated but earnest and frank concerned guy, worried about the effect games have on kids and teenagers. At least, he does initially.

    After a while though, when he's gone past the fairly logical point of discussing M-rated game sales to minors with someone who agrees with him, he starts getting a bit out there. EA in cahoots with the porn industry, deliberately aiming for them to make porno skins for The Sims? Please. Thing is, because he *seems* reasonable, people who don't know too much about games probably think he *is* reasonable. And in small doses, for short periods of time, he probably is. But disagree too much, scratch the surface of his arguments, and things suddenly get a lot stranger...

  78. I agree. The man chows on hard cocks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He needs to be practicing law in Iraq. By Allah, all the jailed foreign-insurgents could use a good lawyer like him.

    Give him a one-way ticket to Iraq. Just mail him his clothes.

    1. Re:I agree. The man chows on hard cocks. by Ojuice · · Score: 1

      Actually I don't that would work out due to his views on Islam..

  79. Technicalities by mliu · · Score: 3, Informative
    In my opinion (IANAL) after looking at the letter, I don't think, following the letter of his proposal, that the requirements have been met.

    His proposal was as follows:

    The video game industry says Sticks and stones can break my bones, but games can never hurt me. Fine. I have a modest proposal for the video game industry. I'll write a check for $10,000 to the favorite charity of Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc's chairman, Paul Eibeler - a man Bernard Goldberg ranks as #43 in his book 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America - if any video game company will create, manufacture, distribute, and sell a video game in 2006 like the following:

    Osaki Kim is the father of a high school boy beaten to death with a baseball bat by a 14-year-old gamer. The killer obsessively played a violent video game in which one of the favored ways of killing is with a bat. The opening scene, before the interactive game play begins, is the Los Angeles courtroom in which the killer is sentenced "only" to life in prison after the judge and the jury have heard experts explain the connection between the game and the murder.

    Osaki Kim (O.K.) exits the courtroom swearing revenge upon the video game industry whom he is convinced contributed to his son's murder. "Vengeance is mine, I will repay" he says. And boy, is O.K. not kidding.

    O.K. is provided in his virtual reality playpen a panoply of weapons: machetes, Uzis, revolvers, shotguns, sniper rifles, Molotov cocktails, you name it. Even baseball bats. Especially baseball bats.

    O.K. first hops a plane from LAX to New York to reach the Long Island home of the CEO of the company (Take This) that made the murder simulator on which his son's killer trained. O.K. gets "justice" by taking out this female CEO, whose name is Paula Eibel, along with her husband and kids. "An eye for an eye," says O.K., as he urinates onto the severed brain stems of the Eibel family victims, just as you do on the decapitated cops in the real video game Postal2.

    O.K. then works his way, methodically back to LA by car, but on his way makes a stop at the Philadelphia law firm of Blank, Stare and goes floor by floor to wipe out the lawyers who protect Take This in its wrongful death law suits. "So sue me" O.K. spits, with singer Jackson Brown's 1980's hit Lawyers in Love blaring.

    With the FBI now after him, O.K. keeps moving westward, shooting up high-tech video arcades called GameWerks. "Game over," O.K. laughs.

    Of course, O.K. makes the obligatory runs to virtual versions of brick and mortar retailers Best Buy, Circuit City, Target, and Wal-Mart to steal supplies and bludgeon store managers and cash register clerks. "You should have checked kids' IDs!"

    O.K. pushes on to Los Angeles. He must get there by May 10, 2006. That is the beginning of "E3" -- the Electronic Entertainment Expo -- the Super Bowl of the video game industry. O.K. must get to E3 to massacre all the video game industry execs with one final, monstrously delicious rampage.

    How about it, video game industry? I've got the check and you've got the tech. It's all a fantasy, right? No harm can come from such a game, right? Go ahead, video game moguls. Target yourselves as you target others. I dare you.

    Here is what was made:

    Mild mannered Christian attorney by day, Jack Thompson moonlights as Banman, a homicidal hero who cuts through immorality and beauracratic laws with an automatic rifle. Utilizing his Schwarzenegger sized personal arsenal and his trusty Bannedwagon, Banman fights the evil videogame industry's dirty tactics. From destroying trucks to make sure the children are kept safe from violent games, to fighting off an armed rebellion of lesbians, feminists, and female golfers led by General Janet Reno, Banman puts it all on the line to protect the homeland.

    Jack Thompson meanwhile sets himself hard to work at protecting the youth through the power of the lawsuit, finally going after those evil Super Mario Bros. B

    1. Re:Technicalities by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

      It's a trap anyway. Make his game and he'd just sue over some IP violation.

  80. Now I finally understand! by kalirion · · Score: 2, Funny

    All those bogus charity sites are really just satirical homages to Red Cross!

  81. Possible email contact by MoonBuggy · · Score: 3, Informative

    Hate to reply to myself, but I went looking for an email address and while there isn't one directly on his website, the whois listing gives the address "greytop@comcast.net", which doesn't bounce. I'll post the conversation if I get a reply.

    1. Re:Possible email contact by limekiller4 · · Score: 1

      That email looks legit.

      See here.

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  82. Not trying to troll by propagandize · · Score: 3, Informative
    I really no very little about Jack Thompson, but I was curious what he wrote. While I don't agree with much of anything he seems to stand for, I was able to find what I think is the original text he posted at http://news.spong.com/detail/news.asp?prid=9201&cb =0.1497723.

    From that text:
    ...I'll write a check for $10,000 to the favorite charity of Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc's chairman, Paul Eibeler - a man Bernard Goldberg ranks as #43 in his book 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America - if any video game company will create, manufacture, distribute, and sell a video game in 2006...
    While Hellfish seems awfully creative, I don't know if they qualify as a video game "company" and they don't seem to be "selling" the module (and as an even more minor point, it's not 2006).
  83. In words we can all understand ... by phritz · · Score: 1
    PWN3D1!1

    Heh.

  84. All this ridiculous crap... by Gruneun · · Score: 1

    It may have something to do with the book he's releasing next month. He's a sad sack of crap that plays on the ignorance of politically-correct nutjobs. Granted, he does it very well, but he's still a sad sack of crap. I would hate to think that this post might entice someone to actually put money in his sad sack of crap's pocket, but it's a fact that should be brought to your collective attention.

    I had the first out-loud laugh of the day when I saw that Amazon's "Customers viewing this book also viewed" feature returned a single entry for his book: Advanced Sex : 101 Positions and Techniques, for the Sexually Adventurous by Randi Foxx

  85. Aw crap! by Pope · · Score: 1

    I forgot to fill my phone tank this morning! How am I supposed to call home now? :(

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  86. Given the timing of the withdrawal... by MMaestro · · Score: 1
    Wouldn't you say that it was more or less 'too late' for Jack Thompson to withdraw his proposal? I mean, the game/mod is more or less done (the game is just a graphic overhaul) so wouldn't withdrawing his proposal be a breach of contract since GTA Junkies (the creators of the game/mod) have fulfulled most/all of the requirements? (They only really need is a license and/or permission from Rockstar to use the game engine and they could start wide scale distribution as a full version game. As a mod, they could release as a free add-on right now.) If the mod/game wasn't finished, I could understand it (say the contract wasn't fulfilled within the allocated time). But AFTER the game was finished?

    Long story short : Can you tell a company that you're not going to pay them for working on something AFTER they finish building it?

    1. Re:Given the timing of the withdrawal... by phriedom · · Score: 1

      " Wouldn't you say that it was more or less 'too late' for Jack Thompson to withdraw his proposal?"

      I am not a lawyer, but yes, I would say it is less than too late to withdraw the offer. And I would say that the game is less than done too. I would also guess that Rockstar would not be interested in licensing the engine for this purpose. Why give the idiot more press for a share of $10,000 that he is unlikely to deliver on?

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    2. Re:Given the timing of the withdrawal... by doubledoh · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      I've never been a grammar nazi before, but your sig's poor punctuation and pronoun problems are really annoying me today.

      Please change it to one of the following:

      Don't moderate flamebait as "Troll." It is distinct. Know the difference or get meta-moderated.
      Don't moderate flamebait as "Troll." Each classification is distinct. Know the difference or get meta-moderated.
      Don't moderate flamebait as "Troll" as the two are distinct. Know the difference or get meta-moderated.
      Don't moderate flamebait as "Troll" as both classifications are distinct. Know the difference or get meta-moderated.

      Thank you for your cooperation.

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    3. Re:Given the timing of the withdrawal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hadn't noticed the run-on sentence. Thank you for pointing it out. I apologize for annoying you.

  87. The Consistency of... by Kingrames · · Score: 1

    If a man shows little mental capacity... and he is called out... and the man continues to spout drivel until he is blue in the face...

    you are allowed to insult him, just to let everyone know when to stop listening/reading. It's crude, and rude, but a socially effective way of notifying everyone of when to go read something worthwhile to regrow those lost brain cells.

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  88. Jack is a very fearful man... by TheZalm · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Jack strikes me as an extremely fearful man. It could be argued that most of what he does is driven by fear. He's afraid of gamers. He's afraid of the world. So he became a lawyer so that he could feel powerful. And look at his responses to e-mails. He obviously feels threatened by VGCATS and Penny Arcade, and he has a fight/flight reaction (He tends to choose fight). Its obvious to me that these violent, threatening responses that he makes are caused by FEAR.
    He pictures the gamers of the world as these horrible violent people that might shoot him or his family at any time, and so he wants to stop it. He imagines that we're all violent and that video games made us this way. He's afraid, so he strikes out. Like a cornered dog.

    But what he doesnt seem to get is that, yeah, there are violent people, and yeah there are gamers, and yeah there are a few gamers that are also violent, but they are the VAST MINORITY. Most gamers are peaceful! It's like saying "HEY, all these murderers had something in common. They ate sandwiches. Sandwiches make you murder!"

    Someone should draw him a venn diagram...

    1. Re:Jack is a very fearful man... by KaiLoi · · Score: 1

      Well Played Mr Venn, Well played.

      http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=050820

  89. feed him! feed him! (before it gets worse) by Esteban · · Score: 1

    If what you say is right, then perhaps we should all heap attention on him for this, a relatively minor and stupid stunt. Were we to ignore him, he might think he needs to do more to get the attention he craves. Who knows? Next time he might find some similarly narrow-minded politicians also looking for attention to prop up a sagging career (or ego), and something might actually happen.

    If you don't pay attention to a 2-year old when he's doing something good or neutral, you're setting yourself up for a 2-year old doing bad in order to get attention. Likewise, if you don't pay attention to a lawyer when he's doing something relatively banal that makes him look worse than his targets, you're setting yourself up for the 2-year old version of a cranky ignored lawyer.

    I'd say don't harass him, because that feeds his "footsoldier of God" self-image ("I'm ticking off the violent heathens, so I must be doing something right"). Just correct mistakes where they're made and do good, and he'll take care of making himself look bad. (And regardless of whether their motives were to humiliate the guy or benefit a charity, the HF guys were doing good, if they thought 10k was heading to a charity as a result of what they were doing.)

  90. Sad news ... by Typing+Monkey · · Score: 1

    I was hoping for a much needed donation to the Human Fund.

  91. Penny-Arcade FTW by Solkre · · Score: 1

    I would just like to say Penny-Arcade For The Win! Nothing quite pisses someone off than doing the job they promised to do. Jack is acting like he's on a religious crusade... As in most religious crusades I hope he ends up committing (political) suicide.

  92. Email Transcript by MoonBuggy · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Here's the brief email conversation I just had with him. My messages were short, and I fully admit they could have been more crafted or articulate, but I asked what I wanted to ask to satisfy my own curiosity while remaining polite. I tried to put forward direct questions in the hope of direct answers. It appears I will not be having any further contact with him:
    Mr. Thompson,
    I have a single, simple question to ask, and I would appreciate if you would take the time to answer; how do you justify your position of moral superiority in the debate on violence in computer games when you bear in mind that Penny Arcade, some of the most vocal proponents of the industry you are against, paid the promised $10,000 to charity in your name when you refused to do so?

    Yours, Greg Tebbutt
    The answer is a) I never refused to do so, b) I haven't heard from Paul Eibeler to what charity he wants me to send the money, and c) the terms of the proposal have not been met. I never said I was kidding about the offer.
    They made that up.

    The item at Penny Arcade about this is false and defamatory and it is actionable. I told them to take it down or else.

    You got any more stupid questions?
    Thank you for your quick reply. Although this may be considered a "stupid question", I would like to clarify the point: will you outline where the modification at http://hellfish.gtajunkies.com/Jt.html falls short of your expectations, and commit to donate the money when the shortfalls are altered? If you are not willing to do so, would you please explain your reasons?

    Greg Tebbutt
    I did. No te I have have not heard from Mr. Eibeler. That makes two sets of stupid questions. In this game, two strikes and you're out. Don't bother me further
    I do not intend to 'bother you' with this reply, and as you evidently do not wish to debate I will not continue this conversation further, however for the sake of completeness it would be helpful if you could direct me to where I can find the correct version of the comments that I appear to have missed on the subject of the 'hellfish' GTA modification. I ask in order that there is a fair representation of your feelings on the issue if I post a transcript of this conversation online.
    I told you not to bother me again. you're obviously impaired
    Bold and italics mine, used for clarifying who said what.

    I'm honestly not sure if he means that he did commit to donate the money, or that he did give reasons why he won't. I'm also not clear on why he says that he hasn't been contacted WRT which charity to pay, then says that the terms of the proposal weren't met (and therefore implies he won't pay until they have been).
    1. Re:Email Transcript by not_potable · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this guy really hates having to define/defend his position on issues when confronted one-on-one, it seems. You've gotta wonder how he made it as a lawyer to begin with.

    2. Re:Email Transcript by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      This guy is one of the worst attorneys I've ever heard. He has no idea how to formulate a rational argument. I feel bad for anybody who hires this dimshit.

    3. Re:Email Transcript by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously anyone not 100% informed of all things relating to Jack Thompson is an idiot.

  93. There's a good reason by Lifewish · · Score: 1

    I've been working on a Topics In Analysis problem sheet for most of the day. I spent a decent chunk of the remainder discovering that in a couple of weeks I have 5 supervisions inside of 3 days (each of which requires about 20 hours of hardcore work beforehand just to avoid pissing off the supervisor). I'm quite tired and moderately stressed. And taking the piss out of idiots like this makes me feel that all the brainhoning is somehow worthwhile...

    --
    For the love of God, please learn to spell "ridiculous"!!!
  94. Want to hurt him? Here is how by snowwrestler · · Score: 2, Informative

    Write to your members of Congress, inform them that you vote and you actively follow the issues that are important to you, and then tell them that if they associate with Jack Thompson, you will vote against them when they are next up for re-election. It might be helpful to include links to Jack's initial offer, and the open letter ending his association with NIMF.

    Initial offer and game description:
    http://gc.advancedmn.com/article.php?artid=5883

    NIMF letter:
    http://www.gamesindustry.biz/content_page.php?aid= 12259

    Be polite, be civil, and be sure to include your full, real name, and your full, real address. Ask for a reply. You'll probably get one.

    Believe it or not, members of Congress pay close attention to these things. They spend hundreds of thousands of dollars per year on staff and supplies for constituent relations. I know it's cool to think that only big corporations get things done in Washington, but it's not true. When enough people speak up, they can move the government.

    You can be sure that those who agree with Jack are writing letters once a week. Only by matching or beating that can we fight back.

    Here's a good site to get started, for free. Find your representative and senators and write today!

    http://www3.capwiz.com/y/dbq/officials/

    --
    Build a man a fire, he's warm for one night. Set him on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.
  95. What a douche. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    What are the odds that after hearing that the guys at PA (major props to them) stepped up to fill in for his welching, and in HIS name, that he makes more legal threats. Something lame like "using his name without permission" or something.

  96. Poor jack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I actually feel sorry for this idiot.

    First, he now has on record a blantant proof of his lyingsarcastic paper.

    Secondly, if he honestly believes that playing violent video games makes violent people. He's gotten a pretty good concept of his personal hell when thousands of indivual gamers emailed death threats to him.

    I mean if I believed that pseudo-psychology on video games influence then received thousands of death threats, I'd have trouble sleeping at night.

    pleasant dreams, poor jack

  97. Promissory estoppel, you better believe it buster! by scottinflorida · · Score: 0

    Yes, clearly that is the case...oh wait a second, what the hell does "promissory estoppel" mean?

    Well, dear /.'ers it's all in here glorious detail!

    http://facstaff.gallaudet.edu/marshall.wick/bus447 /promissory_estoppel.html

    On a personal note, I learned something today. Thanks Ari!

  98. Sue him.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Breach of a verbal contract

    hey, people have lost more on a weaker stance

  99. Ignore this off-topic reply to a question by Khyber · · Score: 1

    Are you now or have you ever been top ranked in Quake Arena?

    Me? Nah, I'm just a regular game player. Never been top-ranked in any game. Never really competed, either, except for a few LAN parties and one LAN competition (Gibfest here in Memphis.)

    Why do you ask??

    --
    Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    1. Re:Ignore this off-topic reply to a question by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      The question wasn't to you specifically, the line is a spoof of the classic Joseph McCarthy line that he would give to anyone who was fingered as a communist, specifically "Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Communist party?".

      Jack Thompson is exactly the same sort of individual as Joseph McCarthy, and anyone else with a remote amount of political clout, who would trample each and every right of the American people. By grabbing onto the nearest concern of the moment, blowing it out of proportion, and using the fear it generates to garner more political clout, without any semblence of truth or facts.

      --
      Just because you can mod me down, doesn't mean you're right. Shoes for industry!
    2. Re:Ignore this off-topic reply to a question by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Ahhh... Okay, gotcha. I'm never up on my political history, usually I ask my grandfather.

      --
      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
  100. The Slashdot Fallacy by raygundan · · Score: 1

    Holy crap, this needs to be published in bold letters somewhere.

    This is one of my biggest internet-peeves! It's like comments I saw on yesterday's Wired article that the Altamont Pass windmills kill birds and that some conservationists now oppose the windfarm.

    A widely-repeated comment on the article could be paraphrased as "Wow, you just can't please environmentalists. First they want wind power, and now they want no wind power." Never mind that the word "environmentalists" encompasses so many people, from tree-camping hippy nutbags to pro-nuclear folks, that you can't successfully aggregate their opinions like that.

    Just because the prevailing posts on slashdot seem to be advocating contradictory philosophies doesn't mean the individuals themselves are contradictory. It just means that the folks who are angry enough to post on various issues aren't necessary the same that are worked up enough to post on others.

    As it is, I support GPS tracking for all golf balls, so I can figure out which one of my neighbors is hitting the damn things into my backyard.

  101. Jack Thompson? by Viper233 · · Score: 1

    isn't Jack Thompson a famous orstraylian actor? (He seems to alway portray a very Aussie Australian in his Australian films)

    1. Re:Jack Thompson? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're thinking of a different red neck: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson_(attorn ey)

  102. Agreed: Olympic training & Blink by wfolta · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't think that games turn people into killers. In fact, I enjoy Unreal Tournament 2004, WoW, etc, which obviously involve "killing" to reach your goal. But I do support the parent posting's observations...

    I think that in their rush to defend an anything-goes mentality, other posters in this thread overlook obvious connections:

    1. Olympic and all world-class athletes use visualization as a part of their training. They imagine themselves doing their sport in as vivid a detail as they can. For example, a weight lifter imagines walking up to the weights, feeling the bar, gripping it, heaving it upwards, etc, etc. They imagine the perfect performance again and again, and it helps to shape their reactions to achieve it.

    Your brain does not know the difference between real and imagined. That's why you can get angry "just thinking about that jerk that cut you off this morning". Obviously, higher-level functions allow us to reason and realize "it's just a memory/game" but our instincts and reflexes may not be so lucky.

    2. Read Blink and see how what we view affects how we act. In particular, the experiment where people were primed (unknowingly) to be either rude or polite and how unbelievably strong the effect was. The experimenters expected noticable but minor differences and found HUGE differences in reaction that astonished them.

    In light of that, someone who spends HOURS trying to grief others and demolish them (or get steamrolled themselves) in vicious ways will, as the parent comment says, definitely be more likely to be jerks. Or worse. And that's the difference, say between sports and video games: you cannot demolish 20 opposing basketball teams in a long night of playing. You can easily do this in video games, including some of my favorites.

    Again, I'm not going to kill someone because I play violent games. But please don't ignore obvious and deep issues to say that video games (or porn, or whatever) have nothing to do with anything. (Read Blink's description of gender and racial biases that are very unconscious but can be accurately measured and can be affected by our experiences and then think about how games or porn present various different classes/professions/races/genders and imagine how being "primed" in this way would affect attitudes and interactions, even if they never were consciously accepted and acted upon in open ways.)

    1. Re:Agreed: Olympic training & Blink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because you say it doesn't make it so... anecdotal "evidence" is useless. Don't just posture, back it up.

    2. Re:Agreed: Olympic training & Blink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While yes, there are some obvious measured psychological effects of shows or games (heck, my little brother would come and "ninja kick" me over and over after watching power rangers. My mother put him in Tae Kwon Do classes, where he learned to do real "ninja kicks"... as well as the discipline not to do so) they're not the force people contend them to be.

      For example, a weight lifter imagines walking up to the weights, feeling the bar, gripping it, heaving it upwards, etc, etc. They imagine the perfect performance again and again, and it helps to shape their reactions to achieve it.

      Every day I envision myself doing pushups, running laps, and lifting weights, yet somehow I'm still a 300 pound lardass who breaks a sweat carrying himself up the stairs. Something else must be missing, no?

      Ever thrown a grenade? Here's a hint: holding the button down longer does not in fact make you throw the grenade farther. That pistol you have? It probably doesn't have a laser sight and therefore doesn't project its crosshair onto the target. Oh, and running sideways might be fun and all, but I'd love to see you do it without tripping over yourself or slamming into a wall and falling over.

      Just playing counterstrike will neither turn me into a terrorist or a counter-terrorist.

    3. Re:Agreed: Olympic training & Blink by dswan69 · · Score: 1

      Entertainment media does not undo good upbringing. Children learn almost 100% of their behaviour from their immediate real-world environment.

      Of course if their parents or others use violence then this teaches them that violence is a solution, particularly of the violence is directed towards the children or those close to them. The strongest influence comes from the home/parents, then to a lesser extent the local community and in the distance is media influence. Yet no-one is loudly worrying about the effects of violent religious attitudes amongst parents and the community, parents who promote the beating of children as discipline or a government that daily enthusiastically engages in violence. That's all in the real world, not the fantasy land of games and movies.

      Visualisation - it works primarily to focus the mind. Someone could mentally work through scenarios, e.g. as a boxer considering strategies, but this is the real world, not a game or movie.

      "can be affected by our experiences and then think about how games or porn present various different classes/professions/races/genders"

      Except games and porn are not experiences. There is ample research that found that these things have essentially zero negative impact unless the person comes in with negative attitudes. If your father taught you that women are stupid, that beating them is fun and they only get raped because they want it, then violent porn can marginally re-inforce that, but it doesn't create the attitude, and the effect from the porn is extremely limted, short-lived. Racial biases are taught directly by parents and the local community. You don't become a racist by watching movies or playing games - even if every movie made portrayed white people as incompetent morons, while your parents/community taught you different, you would not learn to view white people as inherently stupid and worthless.

      There is something distinctly wrong with the individual who said they are more likely to act like a jerk after playing GTA. They could perhaps be referring to the fact that playing an exciting, tense game or watching a similar movie arouses the nervous system leading to more energetic and expressive behaviour that anti-game/movie researchers 'creatively' interpret as an increased tendency towards violence. Anything that puts the nervous system into an aroused state has the same effect, and there is no translation into any actual real-world violence. When children get excited they get louder, more demanding and stubborn, but that doesn't mean they're getting ready to mass-murder their schoolmates.

  103. DON'T CONTACT HIM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So telling people to harass someone is "informative" and a good way of proving our point(s)?

    Given what we know about his replies already, lets not drag ourselves to his level. The egomaniac craves attention, and guess what examples of the things those "evil gamers who oppose me do" he is going to bring up next? And we already know that he doesn't want to have a civil debate or discussion, so why even bother talking to a brick wall?

    He also has been on a losing streak lately, and now you have to add more fuel and "creditability" to his fire. He may be nuts, but encouraging people to harass him just makes us look bad. Even more so when we are reduced to his level of "acting civil."

    Seriously slashdot, enough with the spamming/calling/Ddosing of people we don't like; please grow up and be more mature about dealing with things like this. I don't have a problem with informative emails(i.e. non-emotional and informative complaining about company X's defective product or really restrictive DRM), but this one is really asking people not to be civil with the intent to hammer him. Stuff like this and intentionally Ddosing sites(i.e. needing to check the RIAA's site several times, "just to make sure it is still up")make no real progress with the issue at hand.

    1. Re:DON'T CONTACT HIM! by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 2, Funny

      Furthermore, given the examples we've seem so far, he seems to get pretty worked up whenever he's brought to task. I can almost see the vein in his head twitching. No telling when something is going to burst. I would suggest that he be left alone simply to avoid the first /.ing of a human.

    2. Re:DON'T CONTACT HIM! by cwelch · · Score: 1

      Who wants to lay odds that if people keep bring him to task, that the next game he has someone develope then wimps out on, will be a mass-execution of /.ers??!! What a jerk this guy is.. Someone needs to strap him into a holding chute in a coral and show him how a steer feels. (Hey, I'm from Oklahoma, leave me alone! ;)

  104. Call him up!! by HeLLFiRe1151 · · Score: 1

    if you want to help Jack Thompson in any fashion, including prayer, please contact him at 1172 South Dixie Hwy., Suite 111, Coral Gables, Florida, or phone him at 305-666-4366. From his site.

    --
    I've got 101 mod points and you can't have them!
  105. Kill two birds with one stone.... by CFTM · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think we ought to use Mr. Thompson for own ends. Seeing as he is so keen to sue people, maybe we should sign his email address up with every major spammer across the world and see how he reacts. I bet he'd have his legal dogs of war on their asses by the end of the week, maybe if we got really lucky the spammer and JT would use all their energies trying to eradicate each other leaving the rest of the world in peace. Oops, I hope JT doesn't decide to sue me for writing this!

  106. Re:Promissory estoppel, you better believe it bust by ari_j · · Score: 1

    You're welcome, Scott. :)

  107. Technically... by cqnn · · Score: 1

    ...you are correct. The mod that was created does not represent the game that Mr. Thompson actually described to be built.

      However, Jack Thompson's reaction is the most telling part of this. As I understand it, instead of doing as you have done, and logically pointing out the flaws in the comparisonbetween his design specs and what was created; he is backpedalling and
    saying that his original proposal was meant to be satire. Thereby giving tacit
    acceptance that the mod created indeed does live up to his goal.

    i.e. He could have just as easily said: "Sorry, that doesn't live up to the game
    idea I outlined earlier"

    By not saying that, he undermines his own arguement, by giving the impression that
    he was BSing all along.

  108. FootBall = Jack "The Throwin' Samoan" Thompson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jack "The Throwin' Samoan" Thompson: of the NFL's Cincinatti Bengals!

    (He was the only personnage of that nomenclature, so I put him up as evidence thereof, hehe!)

    That... & WKRP, Cincinatti

    * :)

    APK

    P.S.=> "Just Like You" -> Three Days Grace, Especially the first 2 verses, lol... apk

  109. Jack Thompson is an asshole by OMGtehRed · · Score: 0

    JT needs to seriously fucking die.

  110. Best case scenario: by justin12345 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I believe the mod in question is a GTA mod, so Rockstar should get together with the modders and host the mod on their servers. Make the mod downloadable in exchange for a charitable donation. Tens of thousands of gamers would no doubt donate hundreds of thousands of dollars downloading the thing. The charity wins and Rockstar gets a single piece of good publicity (as they are pretty much the "worst offender" when it comes to violent games).

    --
    Cool art gallery, if you're into that sort of thing.
  111. Don't think so. by kramer · · Score: 1

    Sounds like they did accept through performance. Although I can't read the link (since it's dead), the blurb indicates that the GTA modders met his specifications. Once they accept through performance he cannot withdraw the offer.

    In response to the other poster, neither is it a promise of a donation. This would be a promise of a donation if he had said "I'm giving $10,000 to charity" with no conditions. He on the other hand said "Make this game, and I'll give this money to charity." That is a bilateral contract -- both sides have duties to perform under the contract. By making the game the modders have accepted his contract and fulfilled their obligations under the contract. They seem entitled to their $10,000.

    However, being entitled something to and collecting it are entirely different matters.

  112. Lawyer Honesty and Misconduct by celest · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm just curious why no one has contacted his Bar association. From what I'm reading in these various transcripts, if they are indeed accurate, he is violating several of their ethical guidelines, particularly with his threats. In the very least, several complaints made against him to the Bar would require a review of his actions and the reflections they are making on the legal profession in his jurisdiction.

    He would be taken quite a bit less seriously if his teeth were removed and he was no longer able to legally practice law.

    From the Florida Board of Bar Examiners website:

    "The primary purpose of the bar examination is to ensure that all who are ultimately admitted have demonstrated minimum technical competence. In order to be admitted in Florida, an applicant must have proof of good moral character and must successfully complete the Florida Bar Examination."

    In the admission requirements are then the following items:

    "What is disqualifying conduct?
    Pursuant to Rule 3-11 a record manifesting a deficiency in the honesty, trustworthiness, diligence, or reliability may constitute a basis for denial of admission. Any of the following may be considered by the Board to be a basis for further inquiry before recommending admission:

            * Unlawful conduct
            * Academic misconduct
            * Making or procuring any false or misleading statement or omission of relevant information, including any false or misleading statement or omission on the Bar Application, or any amendment, or in any testimony or sworn statement submitted to the Board.
            * Misconduct in employment
            * Acts involving dishonesty, fraud, deceit or misrepresentation
            * Abuse of legal process
            * Financial irresponsibility
            * Neglect of professional obligations
            * Violation of an order of a court
            * Evidence of mental or emotional instability
            * Evidence of drug or alcohol dependency
            * Denial of admission to the bar in another jurisdiction on character and fitness grounds
            * Disciplinary action by a lawyer disciplinary agency or other professional disciplinary agency of any jurisdiction
            * Any other conduct which reflects adversely upon the character and fitness of the applicant


    Additional details about the Florida Bar, the exam, and how to file complaints can be found at http://www.floridabar.org/

  113. Is this his ADDRESS? by ThoreauHD · · Score: 1

    John B. Thompson, Attorney at Law
    1172 South Dixie Hwy., Suite 111
    Coral Gables, Florida 33146
    305-666-4366

    jackpeace@comcast.net

    Hmm.. 666 for a phone number. Sounds like a real homo.

  114. Thompson on Buddy Icons, Janet Reno, Rap by ragingmime · · Score: 1

    If this guy wants to play with fire, I suggest somebody put up a site to publish all of Jack's threats and verbal abuse (plus nonsense) and see if he gets institutionalized.

    Hit this site to read about him calling Janet Reno a lesbian, trying to ban a 2 Live Crew album, attempting to get the creator of an anti-Thompson buddy icon arrested after the creator took the icon offline, and other fun stuff.

    Does anyone else find it ironic that such an outspoken opponent of violence in the media is so vicious in real life?

    --
    I produce electronic music and write little games. Have a look.
    1. Re:Thompson on Buddy Icons, Janet Reno, Rap by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      Does anyone else find it ironic that such an outspoken opponent of violence in the media is so vicious in real life?

      No, remember, he is a foot soldier in the army of god. While I'm not against religious people at all (I am one) he is just as bad as several of the Islamic extremists. He doesn't believe in negotiating and if he had the chance, it seems he would happily see these people killed. He even said he wants to tie a millstone around the neck of the gaming industry and drown them(you can find the quote if your read his website, stopkill.com).
      Like all people who feel this way, he feels he can do no wrong. He doubtfully sees any value in the life of people who he feels are on the "other side".

    2. Re:Thompson on Buddy Icons, Janet Reno, Rap by LocalH · · Score: 1
      Jesus said, "If any of you should cause one of these little ones to stumble, it would be better for you if a millstone were tied around your neck and that you be cast into the uttermost depths of the sea." Jack Thompson is trying to tie that millstone around the violent video game industry's neck, and he needs your help. These people intend to do evil, but evil can be turned away by persistence and prayer.
      That one, you mean.
      --
      FC Closer
  115. bitch bitch whinge whinge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First Maureen O'Gara, now this... "and these are the days of our lives". Some people obviously have too much time on their hands...

  116. A Modest Proposal by k1ng_0n3_3y3 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here's the thing, though, the title of his little satire should have tipped everyone off: it is modeled after (Gulliver's Travels author) Thomas Swift's "A Modest Proposal", which is itself a pretty well known satire of the English treatment of the Irish people. Come on, folks, if we're going to keep up with the assholes and hustlers, we need to be up on our literature and history, not just technology. In closing, though, this guy is a grade-A asshole. And that's not being sarcastic.

    --
    In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
  117. Satire? This is satire: by TheOneBiscuit · · Score: 1
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    Things are good
  118. Re:Satire People by Prune · · Score: 1

    I actually didn't follow this. What do you mean by the link to Unicef?

    --
    "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
  119. Re: Whois DJ DaveTrouble by TreyTheDJ · · Score: 1

    I'm looking for a longtime friend of mine that I lost contact with... wanna know if you're him. If so... you'll know me as an ex-fish... holla back @917-306-0811. Let me know how you are.. the fam and everything... L8tr

  120. Derek Smart? by ReversEngineer · · Score: 1

    Is anybody noticing a correlation between this guy and Derek Smart? I can see it now...

    JACK THOMPSON'S LAWSUIT COMMANDER 3000AD...

  121. Re: New Challenge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how he would react to "William Shakespeare's: First Kill All the Lawyers".

  122. Re:Satire People by JumperCable · · Score: 1

    He/she is making a reference to the unicef smurf villiage bombing commercial.

  123. doesn't need to be a "boxed" game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The quote I found was: if any video game company will create, manufacture, distribute, and sell a video game in 2006 like the following... (source - I didn't see it on Jack's website)

    So, no boxes needed, no nationwide distribution. "Any video game company" sounds pretty broad - maybe you need to be incorporated, but I'm sure my LLC would qualify. Manufacturing would be tough for an electronically-distributed game. Distribution is easy via http. "Selling" might be a problem - I wonder if "donations accepted" or "payment due in 10 years" is acceptable.

  124. Cease And Desist! by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mr. "dgatwood",

    Your reference to my tombstone is a clear, and actionable threat of death. Please remove it from the website "www.slashpoint.com" at once or I will pursue legal action and criminal charges against you, the owners of the website, and John Carmack.

    Jack Thompson

    cc
    New York State Attorney's Office
    Federal Bureau of Investigation
    Interpol
    God

    --
    Freedom: "I won't!"
  125. A Real modest proposel by nanowired · · Score: 1

    Its quiet simple exactly what we need to do here.
    Anyone who has EVer spoken with this person, and tried to have a rational conversation with him, should all gather up their material into a packet that can be sent to your friendly neighborhood congressmen, with the simple message that Not only is this guy off his rocker, but he's more violent than the games he's out to squash. (Calling the 14-year old names? Gee isnt he trying to stop a game called Bully?)

  126. Hmm... by MarconiusIII · · Score: 1

    I wonder what Mr. Thompson thinks of America's Army. Good wholesome educational material to get enlisted into our military forces? Or another murder-simulator? He's trying to legislate morality and is attempting to pin the blame on someone other than the people who should rightly be held accountable for youth violence. It's up to the parents, it's always up to the parents, and Jack needs to get a clue about our community before attacking it.

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  127. estop, or I'll shoot! by Otto · · Score: 1

    "Quick, hit the estop!"

    Most places call that the "Big Red Button", although the Jargon file appears to prefer the term "Big Red Switch".

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  128. FarCry turned me into a killer... by Otto · · Score: 1

    Or rather, it should have. I so wanted to kill whoever wrote the ending.

    I love that game. The beginning is truly awesome. The middle levels are just incredible. Up until the very end, it's a great game.

    Then it becomes totally suck, like they ran out of time and just threw together the ending from some old Doom levels they had lying around.

    Seriously, incredible game until the very end. And frankly, if any game trained me to be a sniper, by god it's FarCry.

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  129. He's seizing on a detail (more) by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    Read carefully. The mod could be perfect but he won't donate a penny until he hears from Paul Eibeler. Paul, hopefully, is smart enough not to send Jack anything he can use, as in this type of PR war anything written and sent is fair game as ammunition.

    It's a technicality. Lawyers are great at that stuff.

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    1. Re:He's seizing on a detail (more) by tedrlord · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Rockstar has lawyers of its own, as well as an entire PR department. I'm sure it would be fairly simple to put out a press release praising Jack for his charity and saying that if he feels the game is satisfactory, Paul has strong feelings toward the fight against childhood leukemia (or somesuch), and if Jack likes, he can choose any charity that works toward its cure. In fact, Paul might say, that Jack's idea has moved him so that he would like to make the same donation.

      Hell, even if Jack refuses and attacks Rockstar for misinterpreting him, Paul could apologize, say he misunderstood, and make the charitable donation himself.

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  130. Jack in person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jack Thompson in person sounds like someone's uncle. Now, raise your hand if you have at least one crazy uncle....

  131. It was satire by wipis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While I think it was not fair of him to offer a donation for what he later called satire Jack Thompson made it semi clear that it was in fact a satire. While the violence was over the top his suggestion wasnt. However if you paid attention in high school or college you may have heard of a work know as "A Modest Proposal" by Jonathan Swift. One of the early and most well known satires about Swift suggesting that Ireland suffering from Famine and poverty should eat and sell their children for food. Note the title of Jack Thompsons proposal "A Modest Video Game Proposal." For the record I am not siding with Jack Thompson but I'm not the smartest man in the world but when he claimed his work was ment to be satire I put 2 and 2 together so I would hope someone else has. Also I would bet the someone here may have already pointed this out but with upwards of 300 posts I'm not going sift through them all. Look it up or read it here. Its short and sadistically funny. http://www.english.upenn.edu/~jlynch/Courses/95c/T exts/modest.html

  132. I am the weaver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank God gamers are only murdering mound hounds and not Terrorists ;P

  133. For Game Makers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those of you intent on making JT's game, but who don't have an avenue for "releasing and distributing," make an ISO of a CD or DVD with your game on it and head down to Lulu.com - a sort of CafePress for books and CDs - where they will gladly print on demand as people order your game. To be really thorough, you can make yourself a "company" by heading down to the local county clerk and registering for a DBA.

    Not affiliated with lulu; they just seem to be convenient for this sort of thing.

  134. An explaination for Mr. Thompson's behaviour by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    I seriously think that man is pathologically violent.

    He would probably get a high score on Dr. Hare's checklists (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Hare).

    I think this is basically one of the reasons he's so opposed to games.
    Being obviously prone to violence himself, he will likely transpose those character traits(as we all seem to do automatically with our own) upon the rest of humanity.
    In a society, where everybody is as easy to aggrevate as Mr. Thompson, a violent videogame might indeed help encourage violent behaviour.
    Assuming he does not understand that not everybody shares his inflamable nature, it would be quite logical to fear anything resembling violence.

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    1. Re:An explaination for Mr. Thompson's behaviour by mink · · Score: 1

      Maybe we can arrange for Jack and Harlan to get stuck in an elevator some time.

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  135. Take Two IS a publisher by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    "It is unlikely that a publisher would publish it, and more unlikely that any retailers would carry it."

    First of all, Take Two _is_ a publisher, so they could easily do that without needing anyone's approval. In fact, if I was the CEO, I'd actually do that and call it something like "Jack Thompson's Murder Simulator" just to make a point. Heck, one up him at that. Say half the profits will go to a charity, to match Jack's generous offer.

    The deadline is a bit unrealistic, though. Games take more time than that to make nowadays. They could make it a cheap expansion pack to an existing game, though. E.g., to Postal 2.

    As for the retailers, there was no shortage of retailers who carried other games whose _only_ advertised merit was, basically, "hey looky, we can have even more blood and gore than the previous one." Starting with, say, the old "Soldier Of Fortune" which, for whatever other merits it may have had, was advertised _only_ as "yay, now you can see more realistic carnage, complete with detailed bloody textures."

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  136. reminds me of... by plonk420 · · Score: 1

    Doesn't he remind you of the Timecube guy? *ducks*

  137. Re: unwittingly sassed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to mention that the lowlife is also a liar.

  138. It was *attempted* satire by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1

    While I think it was not fair of him to offer a donation for what he later called satire Jack Thompson made it semi clear that it was in fact a satire

    This is my third post in this thread, but since this is near the top:

    - The violence was over the top - not that this is special since games normally have a single person or unit take on massive armies anyway.
    - He claimed that games unfairly target police officers, but these are generally the exception rather than the rule (and these games are pretty explicit by the fact that you are playing a criminal - the police are considered vaild targets since they are trying to stop yoou.)
    - Reports say that one version of the satire had a comment added, where a security guard shot the protagonist before he could do any damage. Alternativly, you could accept my modification where the character beats himself up for creating such a violent game.
    - The so called "satire" against video games hardly has its intended effect. In fact, it backfires since it describing most of the violent "anti-violent video game" critics.
    - Even if it is satire, it is not written as such: "
    How about it, video game industry? I've got the check and you've got the tech. It's all a fantasy, right? No harm can come from such a game, right? Go ahead, video game moguls. Target yourselves as you target others. I dare you."
    It doesn't take a genius to recognise that this is a challenge rather than satire. Hell, it doesn't even take an Anonymous Coward.
    - Even if it is satire, you don't make a satirical claim that you will donate "$10 000" to charity. On the other hand, you can make a satirical claim that you will donate "$10 000 000 000 000 000" to charity.

    The full-text of the letter is at http://news.spong.com/detail/news.asp?prid=9201&cb =0.1497723&cb=0.8835369

    However if you paid attention in high school or college you may have heard of a work know as "A Modest Proposal" by Jonathan Swift. One of the early and most well known satires about Swift suggesting that Ireland suffering from Famine and poverty should eat and sell their children for food. Note the title of Jack Thompsons proposal "A Modest Video Game Proposal."

    I have heard of "A Modest Proposal" but haven't read it. In any case, the original modest proposal is valid satire as it draws a conclusion that wouldn't work in the real workld.

    However, Jack Thompson's proposal "A Modest Video Game Proposal." is valid for a game, as it is a work of fiction. In fact, on a "realistic" difficulty setting, it would be just like any other game as the character gets shot dead before any damage can be done - hardly a satire at all.

    This modest proposal is trying to make fun of fiction because it is fiction. This is no different than making a satire of a satire - it just doesn't work.

    BTW, there's more than enough comments allegedly from Jack Thompson (known as Thompsonisms, in the same way that dumb quotes are Quaylisms.) Take one look at these comments, and take one look at this so called satire. If you consider this to be satire to bring down video games, then I hope that the devil can skate should this tactic prove successful.

    For the record I am not siding with Jack Thompson but I'm not the smartest man in the world but when he claimed his work was ment to be satire I put 2 and 2 together so I would hope someone else has.

    Putting 2 and 2 together results in one of the following conclusions:
    - Jack Thompson can't write satire properly.
    - Jack Thompson is making a sature about the violent anti-"violent video game" lobbiests.
    - Jack Thompson will reneg on the promise to donate to charity in the event that such a game gets created to the letter.
    - That Jack Thompson forgot about the fact that sec

    1. Re:It was *attempted* satire by wipis · · Score: 1

      All that is a very good point but you still seem to admit it was satire. And your right it wasnt very good satire. I think of it a bit like sarcasm you have to do it so people cant tell but will figure it out before they take you seriously.

      Also the mod that was made is nothing like what Thompson proposed not to mention it wasnt sold, manufactured, marketed or 2006.

      But I dont think that was it. I think that after no one pointed out that it was ment as satire (and a piss poor one at that) he figured it would be a good move to make it look like the gameing community and industry was a bunch of idiots. Frankly I do feel kind of dumb for not seeing it sooner in the title but if you ask me Thompsons a bigger idiot for not being a decent writer and believeing that video games are "murder simulators". Yeah I play duke nukem 3D to pratice running around with my plasma rifle and Jet Pack. And doom taught me a lot about shooting a BFG 1000 and shooting straight without looking up or down.

      This is a great point and I love it

      This modest proposal is trying to make fun of fiction because it is fiction. This is no different than making a satire of a satire - it just doesn't work.

  139. PA donated to whom? by jbrandon · · Score: 1

    PennyArcade donated to the ESA, which is a lobbying group, not a charity.

    That's bullshit.

    1. Re:PA donated to whom? by jcr · · Score: 1

      Are you sure they didn't donate it to the ESA Foundation? They're not the same thing, you know.

      -jcr

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  140. hellfish site slashdotted by jerkworthy · · Score: 1

    The hellfish team is currently looking for a dedicated server, as they served two terabytes in a day and that made their host go kaput. They're asking recommendations be sent to their email: hellfishproductions [atthe] gmail (dot)] com

  141. My two cents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [Oct. 19th, 2005|11:32 am]
    With so many people dying of cancer, aids, or other diseases that desperately need funding to find cures Why would he even joke about that? With so many people, reeling from the devastation of Hurricane Katrina... How tactless is that? With so many women and children homeless and fighting for their lives everyday... How could he promise and then not deliver.

    There are about 10,000 charities who could have desperately used that money. And GAMERS were kind enough to take him up on his very public, very serious offer so that a lucky charity will have more funding. They put time into it to meet his specifications and now he is backpedalling faster than a politician.

    What kind of sick, twisted LUNATIC raises the hopes of people who need that money? Honestly... He needs Bush's publicity and speech writers. Cuz then he wouldnt have made that mistake. He hurt his cause more than he ever helped it by doing this.

    Thank you Penny Arcade for coming through where Jack Thompson could not. Would not.

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/docs/check.jpg

  142. hahahahha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jack Tompson touched my junk liberally. he strapped me in to his lawyermobile and he couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. he was performing many red flag touches. i couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. i told Jack Tompson the city would not approve of a loudmouth gadfly touching an underage kid for free.

    can you believe it? Jack Tompson did all this. he picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the lawyermobile's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.

    they definately were red flag touches. the goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did Jack Tompson care? NO WAY! he just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on, indeed. I pleaded with Jack Tompson but to no avail. I told him the city would not approve of such a crazy nutjob touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.

    this got to him, worrying about his image. he continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring the referee's red flags. then he drove the lawyermobile to my house and ejected the seat i was in! it was amazing. but surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it!!! Can you believe it??????

  143. Game driven Violence: Fact or Fiction?.. by cwelch · · Score: 1

    The obvious answer is the one I chose. Fiction. The main reason is my own personal experience.

    I live in NE Oklahoma. My nearest neighbor is a little over a mile away, and my family owns 900 acres of land. We have deer, turkeys, coyotes, and someone found some wild pigs on an adjacent piece of land a week ago. Plenty of chances to kill things.

    I've played FPS's since I got a shareware version of Wolfenstein 3D WAY back in the day, and that was all. It was just fun! I of course graduated to Doom, Quake, UT, and have played Halo some also. I just like to play those kinds of games.

    I currently own a Howa .243 5-shot bolt action with a 4.5x32 scope, a P.R. of China made 7.62x39mm SKS, a .40 cal F-N Model Fourty-Nine, and just sold a .45 Ruger. If I want to kill something, I can do it fast, effectively, and with extreme predjudice. Yet, I don't care to hunt. I want to become an even better shot, and I like to target practice. Thats all. If anyone had the means, it'd probably be me.

    When the idiots shot Rachael Scott (the girl shot for defending her Faith in Columbine), they came under a microscope. They were avid players of Quake-type games, listened to bands like Ram(m?)stein, and spoke German as well. At that time, I was 17, played those games, spoke German (exchange students were teaching me.. school firends) and I kind of listened to Rammstein, until I learned enough to translate what they were saying. Sick sick people.

    Does that make me a potential killer? Not any more than sitting in McDonalds makes you a hamburger. And playing Halo doesn't make you a sniper either. I have a friend who is an honerably discharged certified sniper for the USMC (was on the crew to clean up faluja after the city was captured) and he's helping me improve. There is no way on earth you can account for the wind, angle, trajectory, ect in a game. Yeah, you can do a physics model, but nature is still unpredictable. If you don't believe me, watch an OK tornado in May. Violence in video games doesn't kill people. Stupid people kill people. I don't even hunt much less shoot people. Plus, a game isn't going to make you get out your broken shell extractor for your SKS and fix it, or clean your Glock 17C before you can fire again, or replace a wornout spring in your clip on your Ruger.

    Oh yeah, and JT is a moron.

  144. Starting your own site, Barry? by CyricZ · · Score: 1

    Have you considered starting your own news site, Barry? Indeed, considering that you're such an expert on all matters you should easily be able to create and run such a website, no? At least it would have proper links, wouldn't it, Barry?

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    1. Re:Starting your own site, Barry? by BarryNorton · · Score: 1
      Have you considered starting your own news site, Barry? Indeed, considering that you're such an expert on all matters you should easily be able to create and run such a website, no?
      Perhaps in the sense that I work in the Semantic Web research community (and hence know TBL's work rather better than you, and actually know and understand Gopher and Xanadu - let's face it, that's the difference between us, and the reason you're so sore at my comment to you).

      Also perhaps unlike you, though, I actually have that job to do, and don't have the time or the patience to pretend I'm some kind of 'Internet presence', and certainly not to go through other people's journal histories and make personal attacks to prop up my ego.

      I'm sorry that I call a spade a spade (or a karma whore) when I see it, and I'm sorry I happened to coincidentally react negatively to two of your posts within one afternoon. Seriously, though, get a life - go do something else.

      Going back this far to make an off-topic personal attack is just pathetic and I will not respond to you any further, save for a stock response.

    2. Re:Starting your own site, Barry? by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      I hold no ill will towards you, Barry. I consider you a friend and a colleague. Indeed, I know you are an expert on many matters. And as such I feel you should start your own news site, where you can put your intellectual expertise to work. We all have a lot that we could learn from you, Barry. That is why I wish for you to teach. Not just me, and not just Jebediah. But all of us. Teach us all that you know, Barry.

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    3. Re:Starting your own site, Barry? by BarryNorton · · Score: 1
      That is why I wish for you to teach.
      I do - I have lectured at one of the top-rated Comp Sci research universities in the UK. I do not substitute for a lack of knowledge, ability and recognitiion in the real world by trying to build up some sort of profile on the web for recycled news and opinion - like self-important little Slashdot karma whores...
    4. Re:Starting your own site, Barry? by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      Please tell me more about where you lectured, and what topics you lectured on. Indeed, what are your credentials, Barry? From where did you receive your doctorate?

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    5. Re:Starting your own site, Barry? by BarryNorton · · Score: 1

      You went the whole way through my visible posting history making 'ad hominem' attacks (as you're so fond of saying to everyone) just because I called you a karma whore.

      You've now started again...

      You are a karma whore, a hypocrite and a borderline stalker - I have nothing more to say to you.

    6. Re:Starting your own site, Barry? by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      I wish to learn from your great pool of knowledge, Barry. You claim I am ignorant, yet I want to learn from you. But you do not teach! 'tis not the way of an educated scholar, my friend.

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