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Wikipedia's New Archnemesis

euniana writes "Forget about Britannica, and meet Uncyclopedia. Formally the adoptive first cousin of Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia stands for everything Wikipedia cannot have: misinformation, satire, and lies. Does this prove that satire and humour can take off in a collaborative environment, a possibility often contested by grumpy Wikipedians? What many people don't know is that the Wikipedia article on the Flying Spaghetti Monster was partly copied from the FSM article on Uncyclopedia. Will the confusion ever end?"

335 comments

  1. Ob Ralph Wiggum by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ralph: "Where do I learn everything? The Uncyclopedia!"
    Chief Wiggum: "Ha ha ha! That's my boy!"

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  2. Hardly new... by keesh · · Score: 1, Informative

    Uncyclopedia's been around since the start of the year. In Internet terms, this does not exactly make it new...

    1. Re:Hardly new... by fm6 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, but it's the first I've heard of it. And worth talking about even if I hadn't.

    2. Re:Hardly new... by double-oh+three · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Also collaborative humor is nothing new either. Most comedians will admit to blatantly stealing other people's funny and using it, so I don't find it suprising it's been wikized.

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    3. Re:Hardly new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The issue is that usually, it's not collaborative as in "let's write together", but as in "I'm funnier, so let's replace the stuff that was there altogether".

      That's especially true in Uncyclopedia, where all kind of humors coexist.

    4. Re:Hardly new... by dajobi · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've been reading it since way before I got fired, and that was ages ago, so definitely not new.

    5. Re:Hardly new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That's especially true in Uncyclopedia, where all kind of humors coexist.

      Yes, all of it bad humour.

    6. Re:Hardly new... by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      Well, it's dead now.. Thanks /. =)

    7. Re:Hardly new... by Meagermanx · · Score: 1

      I have a friend who's big on it. Personally, I think it's just silliness. Nothing wrong with silliness, but it gets old pretty fast, in this case.

    8. Re:Hardly new... by utnow · · Score: 1

      It's the modern Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, with a much larger series of entries for the planet earth.

      Mostly Harmless.

    9. Re:Hardly new... by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I find that it does a terrific job of demonstrating one thing: It's damn hard to be funny in written text.

      There are those who find Ferber amusing, others who laugh at Hunter S. Thompson. Still others are tickled pink by Christopher Buckley or the scrbblings of Patrick McManus or George Carlin. Many sci-fi nerds swear by Douglas Adams, while would-be hobbits worship at the shrines of Peirs Anthony or Terry Pratchett...

      But unless you happened to be this guy, you are not likely to ever be universally recognized as funny by the English-speaking world.

      Simply coming up with a quip that gets a giggle and a "+1, Funny" mod out of the Slashdot crowd is a challenge. To write an actual work of satire which is not tiresome and sad is simply nigh impossible for the vast majority of people who think they are able to do it.

      If you disagree, go read the Uncyclopedia a little while and you will quickly be joining my camp in this debate. There are a lot of people out there who think they are funny enough to write for The Onion or something very much like it, and they simply are not. They desperately need a "Simon Cowell" type to bluntly urge them to direct their energies elsewhere.

      YMMV, obviously. Who am I to tell other people what they should or should not find amusing?

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    10. Re:Hardly new... by CynicalGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Simply coming up with a quip that gets a giggle and a "+1, Funny" mod out of the Slashdot crowd is a challenge.

      It's really not.

    11. Re:Hardly new... by lowrydr310 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Silly news can be fun sometimes, but it can also get you into trouble.

    12. Re:Hardly new... by Golias · · Score: 1
      Simply coming up with a quip that gets a giggle and a "+1, Funny" mod out of the Slashdot crowd is a challenge.


      It's really not.

      That got a chucle out of me.

      QED.

      Your debate team must be terrified of you, Doctor Johnson. :)
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    13. Re:Hardly new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Pfft. This isn't new to ME.. so why are you morons posting about it?"

      If it's not new to you, why didn't you just skip the article? Way to go.

    14. Re:Hardly new... by laejoh · · Score: 0
      Simply coming up with a quip that gets a giggle and a "+1, Funny" mod out of the Slashdot crowd is a challenge.
      There are those who find Ferber amusing, others who laugh at Hunter S. Thompson. Still others are tickled pink by Christopher Buckley or the scrbblings of Patrick McManus or George Carlin.

      Are you sure you don't mean Patrick McAnus?

    15. Re:Hardly new... by Golias · · Score: 1

      I'm sure. Patrick F. McManus writes humorous books about hunting and fishing. He's actually rather popular among those who like that sort of thing.

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  3. Payback... by jargoone · · Score: 1

    One comment, and their server is un-responding to requests. How's that for satire?

    1. Re:Payback... by biryokumaru · · Score: 0, Redundant

      So much the better as the actual link to the FSM article is here:

      http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Flying_spaghetti_mons ter
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    2. Re:Payback... by Threni · · Score: 2

      Or just link to the site itself. http://www.venganza.org/ It doesn't need an explanation.

    3. Re:Payback... by tambo · · Score: 2, Funny
      Maybe their offices were destroyed by a fleet of Vogon construction crew.

      (I can't be the only one to have had an instant associative link between "Uncyclopedia stands for everything Wikipedia cannot have: misinformation, satire, and lies" and the "Don't Panic! logo.)

      - David Stein

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    4. Re:Payback... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      One comment, and their server is un-responding to requests. How's that for satire?

      Got the trots? I prescribe Unlax, it stops people in their tracts.

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    5. Re:Payback... by darc · · Score: 2, Funny

      Congradulations, you've just melted down wikicities. Thanks guys, you've just proved that slashdot > a whole bunch of squids and a few rackmounts.

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    6. Re:Payback... by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      That, my good jargoone would be irony, not satire.

  4. Arrrrgggghhhh by justforaday · · Score: 3, Funny

    Good to see the fine folks at uncyclopedia are participating in Talk Like a Pirate Day.

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    1. Re:Arrrrgggghhhh by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Funny
      "Arrrrrrh!" is talking like a pirate."Arrrgggghhhh", on the other hand, is merely talking like someone who's been hit in the testicles.

      Ya ought ta be keel-hauled, ya scurvy dog.

    2. Re:Arrrrgggghhhh by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
      Good to see the fine folks at uncyclopedia are participating in Talk Like a Pirate Day.

      Avast ye swab! Here be the only keyboard yer evar need! 'Ave they got 'er in yer precious Uncyclopedia or e'en yer Wikipedia? Oi'd be scupper'd if oi hadn't studied me three Arr's at Pirate U.

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    3. Re:Arrrrgggghhhh by wiggles · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Arrrgggghhhh", on the other hand, is merely talking like someone who's been hit in the testicles.

      You wouldn't write "Arrrgggghhhh", you'd just say it!

    4. Re:Arrrrgggghhhh by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
      "Arrrrrrh!" is talking like a pirate."Arrrgggghhhh", on the other hand, is merely talking like someone who's been hit in the testicles.

      Or is that the Castle Arrrrgggghhhh?

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    5. Re:Arrrrgggghhhh by xSquaredAdmin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe he was dictating...

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    6. Re:Arrrrgggghhhh by Analogy+Man · · Score: 1, Funny
      Since the article references "the Flying Spaghetti Monster", what does one say when hit in the tenticles?

      And along the lines of "Can God make a sandwich so big he can't eat it?"...what would the Flying Spaghetti Monster say if struck in the tenticles?

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    7. Re:Arrrrgggghhhh by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      *takes a deep breath*

      ArghArghArghArghArghArghArghArghAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAARGH...

        [/obscurereference]

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    8. Re:Arrrrgggghhhh by Molochi · · Score: 2, Funny

      You don't suppose he meant the Camaarrgh?

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    9. Re:Arrrrgggghhhh by darc · · Score: 1

      Arrr, but arrr servers be doown. Shiver me timbers.

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    10. Re:Arrrrgggghhhh by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      No, no I mean AHHHH!! like in suprise and alarm.

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    11. Re:Arrrrgggghhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      xxxx x xxx xx!

    12. Re:Arrrrgggghhhh by Jogar+the+Barbarian · · Score: 1

      Oh, shut up.

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    13. Re:Arrrrgggghhhh by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Sam Kinison's dead, and you're not him.

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    14. Re:Arrrrgggghhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I shudder to think what a humorless idiot modded this flamebait.

      Was it an Evangelical offended by the God's sandwich paradox or a minion of the Flying Spaghetti Monster concerned for the reproductive organs of their great creator?

  5. Theres a place for us. by suso · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This makes sense. A lot of people who help moderate Wikipedia have their own opinions on what should and shouldn't be articles on the wiki. They also have some questionable policies on doing your own research. While I can see the point of not accepting information from non-verifiable sources. It also prevents Wikipedia from growing beyond a certain amount of information. I would think that one of the great things about Wikipedia would be to provide a NPOV and extensive information for a lot of subjects that are not covered by a standard encyclopedia.

    On another level. Wikipedia covers only a part of information space (if you will, Wikispace). Mainly, the global part. So it mostly only allows people, ideas, places and things that are known globally. Meanwhile, sites like Bloomingpedia, which is a city wiki for Bloomington, IN is like a local part of wikispace. It doesn't make sense for Wikipedia to cover local information, nor should it. But City Wikis (like Seattle Wiki) can cover this more specific information.

    Likewise, Uncyclopedia can cover all the global information that Wikipedia cannot. So I think there is a place for the content of Uncyclopedia, or as they say Arr, Pirateopedia.

    1. Re:Theres a place for us. by justforaday · · Score: 4, Informative

      Likewise, Uncyclopedia can cover all the global information that Wikipedia cannot. So I think there is a place for the content of Uncyclopedia, or as they say Arr, Pirateopedia.

      It sounds like you've never actually read anything at uncyclopedia (nor can you, for today at least). Go back there tomorrow and take a good look around. I'd suggest hitting the "random article" button a few times for starters.

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    2. Re:Theres a place for us. by interiot · · Score: 4, Informative

      The "no original research" rule may be applied maybe a little too much, but it definitely has its place. Read the "origin of this policy" section of the rule's page. The rule is one of the better ways to get rid of physics cranks, and applies generally to topics which there ARE experts out there who can validate theories, but which Wikipedia's semi-democracy isn't capable of properly scrutinizing. (on the other hand, pages like the Electric Universe concept are somehow allowed to survive, consisting mainly of many scientific details that have never been published).

    3. Re:Theres a place for us. by superpulpsicle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The best thing about Wikipedia is the fact that people without advanced PhD degrees can make a contribution too.

    4. Re:Theres a place for us. by interiot · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Uncyclopedia is for people gifted at humor, to create an "alternate reality" that's only perhipherally related to any realistic wikis (wikipedia, city wikis).

      Though I don't quite understand why Uncyclopedia has to be internally consistent. If Oprah Winfrey's page can describe a history that's so far away from reality (yet still funny), why isn't there room for alternate histories of Oprah Winfrey that are similarly humorous?

    5. Re:Theres a place for us. by tpgp · · Score: 1
      Likewise, Uncyclopedia can cover all the global information that Wikipedia cannot. So I think there is a place for the content of Uncyclopedia,

      No. I think you misunderstand the point of Uncyclopedia - go and read it through Coral Cache and you will see what I mean.

      or as they say Arr, Pirateopedia.

      Amusingly enough, someone (since you've posted I believe) has added this to the top of the front page:
      Ahoy, me hearty and welcome to Pirateopedia (formally HMS Uncyclopedia), the duty-free encyclopedia that pirates can edit Arghh!
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    6. Re:Theres a place for us. by RLiegh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The worst thing about it is that over half of the people who do are either cranks or trolls.

    7. Re:Theres a place for us. by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The worst thing about Wikipedia is the fact that people without advanced PhD degrees can make a contribution too.

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    8. Re:Theres a place for us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Meanwhile, sites like Bloomingpedia, which is a city wiki for Bloomington, IN is like a local part of wikispace. It doesn't make sense for Wikipedia to cover local information, nor should it. But City Wikis (like Seattle Wiki) can cover this more specific information.

      True enough. Small-community wikis can fit a niche which the more global ones can't. However, the most difficult part is to keep them goat-free, hehe ;-)

    9. Re:Theres a place for us. by Vengie · · Score: 1

      I am one of the artists behind the Oprah Winfrey page -- although it has had numerous authors. Glad you liked it. :)

      For another good laugh (not mine) check out the UC pages - especially UC Davis/UC Irvine.

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    10. Re:Theres a place for us. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      The best thing about Wikipedia is the fact that people without advanced PhD degrees can make a contribution too.
      The worst thing about Wikipedia is that anyone can contribute on any topic - and the opinion of a random web page as a reference counts more than the opinion of one who has studied the topic.
    11. Re:Theres a place for us. by mr100percent · · Score: 1
      Why bother with Uncyclopedia, which seems like more silly than opinion, when you can use Everything2? They're the best, better than Wikipedia in many areas.

  6. misinformation, satire, and lies by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Funny
    So they're cloning slashdot?
    Uncyclopedia stands for everything Wikipedia cannot have: misinformation, satire, and lies
    1. Re:misinformation, satire, and lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out their entry on George Bush being the greatest president ever

    2. Re:misinformation, satire, and lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Slashdot is cloning Slashdot.

      Dupe at 11.

    3. Re:misinformation, satire, and lies by Tacommander · · Score: 5, Funny

      That won't be completely the case until they hire CmdrTaco as a grammar editor.

    4. Re:misinformation, satire, and lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      So they're cloning slashdot?

      No, they're just making sure the slashdot editors don't have to scour the web to find content. :) The slashdot editors still have to sift through it to find which content is most likely to start a flame war, bash MS, etc.

    5. Re:misinformation, satire, and lies by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      No, Slashdot is cloning Slashdot
      Gee, cloning a site to serve up 503s is news?
    6. Re:misinformation, satire, and lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was supposed to carry misinformation, satire, and lies?

    7. Re:misinformation, satire, and lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh! ...you can go back to your regularly-programmed hagiography now.

    8. Re:misinformation, satire, and lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh!<- The sound of the joke going right over parent AC's head.

    9. Re:misinformation, satire, and lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sound of the joke going right over parent AC's head.<- The post of one doomed to pay back a national debt higher than any in recorded history.

    10. Re:misinformation, satire, and lies by Xaroth · · Score: 1

      That won't be completely the case until they hire CmdrTaco as a grammar editor. ...Twice.

    11. Re:misinformation, satire, and lies by absolutlactam · · Score: 0

      not until they can successfully dupe entries.

    12. Re:misinformation, satire, and lies by discogravy · · Score: 1

      i think you meant "grammer" editor.

    13. Re:misinformation, satire, and lies by aug24 · · Score: 1
      ...and when the list of contents is misinformation, satire, misinformation, lies and satire.

      J.

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  7. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would be great if it had half the bandwidth of Wikipedia so I could actually see what all the fuss is about now ;)

  8. Hmm.. by hungrygrue · · Score: 4, Funny

    Colaborative effort to spread misinformation and confuse lies? I thought that had already been done: http://www.rnc.org/ ?

    1. Re:Hmm.. by hungrygrue · · Score: 1

      Yup, can't type worth crap today. Make that misinformation, confusion and lies.

    2. Re:Hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful
      God that was clever. Sad thing is it'll get to +5 funny, while if you replaced the "r" with a "d" it would be at -1 flamebait

      Watch the /. groupthink in action kids!

    3. Re:Hmm.. by freewaybear · · Score: 1

      Yes, but does it play Wesley Willis?

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    4. Re:Hmm.. by interiot · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Uncyclopedia intends to spread misinformation, confusion, and lies, in an ironic and humorous manner. ...okay, you're right, the RNC is the same.

    5. Re:Hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank goodness we have your hard-hitting commentary from the sidelines to keep us all in check.

    6. Re:Hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    7. Re:Hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Colabodative effodt to spdead misinfodmation and confuse lies? I thought that had aldeady been done: http://www.dnc.odg/

      ...I'll get my coat.

    8. Re:Hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That seems to be an invalid link.

      This one works just fine: http://www.rnc.org/

    9. Re:Hmm.. by hungrygrue · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Two AC posts and neither could come up with a working link. Did it occur to you to test first? Oh, I forgot if right-wingers started actually fact-checking then their entire world view would come crashing down in no time. Good work.

    10. Re:Hmm.. by hyperstation · · Score: 4, Funny

      here you go. all the misinformation you can handle.

    11. Re:Hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In case you're being serious, the broken link was intentional.

    12. Re:Hmm.. by hungrygrue · · Score: 1

      I must admit I was actually serious but in regards to the wrong message :-) I saw the first AC response which at least appeared to be serious, and didn't bother actually reading the second - I just saw that the link there was the same (at first glance at least). I did notice a number of typos but they didn't quite register since this is slashdot and that is the norm. It was only after I replied that I saw that every instance of 'r' had been changed to 'd' in the second message.

    13. Re:Hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay. : )

    14. Re:Hmm.. by interiot · · Score: 1

      Wow guys. Uncyclopedia is a generally off-the-cuff not-remotely-serious attempt-to-be-funny site. I'm fairly certain that my comment and the GP comment were made along those lines. It might be bad humor, but modding these as "flamebait" seems to be missing the point of the article by a couple lightyears.

    15. Re:Hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should always critize the politician's in charge if they make mistakes - it's the only way to attempt to evoke change. I've never seen this much unwillingness to do so and even more frighteningly, the dogmatic, immature, naiive, and irresponsible way that the Republicans have decided to run the US - especially with respect to patriotism and dissent.

      In this spirit, try to watch Jon Stewart's Daily Show (11:00-11:30 on the Comedy Network or download the torrent). You don't have to agree with his political views. But that's not really what the show is about. It's about looking at the news and the disconnect between reality and what's reported by the media/government. Yes, his political criticisms are aimed mainly at Republicans (he does criticize Democrats as well though). However, you should be able to listen to what he says. Right a blog or send him an email in response to what he says if you believe he's wrong. But a healthy democracy is based upon rational political discource not rhetoric and dogmatic responses. Or is the US not a "free" country anymore?

      As an aside, not to flame, but in the spirit of honest discource, do you honestly believe that the right (I'm assuming you're a republican, sorry if you're not) should be quoting Orwell? Orwell also warned about police states - are you writing to your congressman/woman protesting the "Patriot" Act? Are you protesting the numerous civil rights violations such as denial of right to a quick and speedy trial? Are you protesting the human rights violations that have occured in Iraq (and probably in many other places that prisoners in the war on terror are being held)? And not just protesting, but are you trying to get answers from your political representative as well as demanding for action to resolve these issues?

      Bush always talks about "now is not the time to fingerpoint". Then when is it? 1 year? 5 years? 10 years? After he's gone from office? After it's too late to do anything? No. I think the issues could do with a heavy dose of constructive criticism from both sides. After all, Republicans seemed quite willing to raise a hellstorm and an impeachment about how the President got oral sex from a woman not his wife and that he didn't tell the truth about it. Don't you think it's only fair similar attempts should be made for a President that lied about a war? And I don't even need things like the Downing Street Memo to support the argument that he lied. Did you even listen to his speeches about how UN investigators are wrong and how there are WMDs in Iraq? Now the President is saying that it's about giving democracy to the Iraqi people. That's fine and dandy, but why didn't he present that to the American people as the reason then? He says now's not the time to discuess these issues because we're in the middle of a war. Ummm... He started the war. I'm pretty sure now's a good a time as any to discuss the reasons.

    16. Re:Hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How freakin' embarrassing...getting karma-bitch-slapped by a ring-winged AC. Maybe you should keep your political opinions in political related sections. Hmmm?

    17. Re:Hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the views expoused in the link are the result of invalid thinking. There's a difference.

  9. I dont know by UndyingShadow · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I visit wikipedia mainly because it is the perfect "pop culture" encyclopedia. Its great for quick searches on things traditional sources wont have for years. However, when doing detailed academic research, I avoid it because I'd rather have information from EXPERTS. Same with this "Uncyclopedia" I'd rather get my humor from EXPERTS (like the onion) and actual funny people than just any AOLer with a fart joke to tell.

    1. Re:I dont know by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

      Do what I did - read Onion for five minutes, and smile vauggely. Read some of the meaty articles in Uncyclopedia for the same length of time, and gibber convulsively. See "Kitten Huffing" for instance.

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    2. Re:I dont know by TrippTDF · · Score: 1

      I've contributed to Uncyclopedia in the past (please note the entry for Boba Fett... I'd link to it but the site's been /.'ed).

      There are a lot of funny people out there, but they don't always have time time to create a site where they can be funny on their own. Sites like this let anyone with something funny to say get it out in a clean, formal way. Sure, there is some lame stuff on there, but most of those articles are well-written and thoughful.

    3. Re:I dont know by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia is good even in those cases to get some launch points to do additional research. I try to base my arguments on verifiable facts available from legal code, government statistic sites like the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Census Bureau, and reputable financial analysis sites, but occasionally when looking for something, I need something like Wikipedia to get me pointed in the right direction.

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    4. Re:I dont know by Kevin+Stevens · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If youre using any encyclopedia for "detailed academic research" and not just as a starting point to get a general overview of a subject, I have to wonder if you have any place doing academic research at all.

    5. Re:I dont know by UndyingShadow · · Score: 1

      Nowhere did I say I used ANY encyclopedia for serious academic research. I usually start with jstor or some other academic journal search engines. Not that I'm an expert at academic research...and not like this post has anything to do with the topic.

    6. Re:I dont know by mlewan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why would you avoid wikipedia for detailed academic research? I realise you cannot quote it as is, but in about any subject I can think of, it is an excellent source of compiled facts, which one then can verify elsewhere as needed.

    7. Re:I dont know by birge · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you think Encyclopedia Brittanica hires expert to write all of their articles? If you want a chance at a real expert, I actually think the Wikipedia is not a bad place to look. Often, the people writing articles on scientific topics are those currently doing research in those areas. Were Britannica to actually pay these people to write articles, they'd go bankrupt. I think your entire post was pure conjecture based on bias. Amazingly enough, if you actually read articles on Wikipedia (which you should do before posting about it) you'd find that they are often technically more advanced than those in commerical encyclopedias. For example, do you really think you could learn about the index of refraction in any detail from the World Book? That the Wikipedia works as well as it does is one of the most optimistic things I've ever seen.

    8. Re:I dont know by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1


      Oh come on. Where else are you going to learn about kitten huffing?

    9. Re:I dont know by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "vauggely"

      What the hell is this word?

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  10. Everything? by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

    "Uncyclopedia stands for everything Wikipedia cannot have: misinformation, satire, and lies."

    and easly slashdottable!

  11. This could be a great resource by jeblucas · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I could see this turning into a competitor for snopes. I have always HATED the layout of that site, but it's so damn indispensible. I would love to able to turn to a wiki for the same "No, you're an idiot for forwarding this to me" insights that have made me smile in the past.

    Sadly, I believe the Uncyclopedia could quickly turn into some kind of meta-statement on itself, with every urban legend having "supporters" and detractors. I mean, if I turn to it for real information about bullshit, then aren't they obligated to obfuscate the truth?

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    1. Re:This could be a great resource by tpgp · · Score: 4, Informative

      I could see this turning into a competitor for snopes.*snip* Sadly, I believe the Uncyclopedia could quickly turn into some kind of meta-statement on itself, with every urban legend having "supporters" and detractors.

      Well - the site was slashdotted, so a little hard for you to rtfa - but maybe next time wait & read before posting.

      This is nothing like snopes. It is a satire/joke encyclopedia. You will not be able to forward anything authorative from here to your friends.

      Oh - if you really find snopes too hard to navigate, just do a google search with site:snopes.com included.

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    2. Re:This could be a great resource by starwed · · Score: 1

      To clarify further, by satire/joke encyclopedia it is meant an encyclopedia which is itself a satire/joke. Not an encyclopedia of satire and jokes.

    3. Re:This could be a great resource by Dalroth · · Score: 1

      "This is nothing like snopes. It is a satire/joke encyclopedia. You will not be able to forward anything authorative from here to your friends."

      That's pretty funny. You know what, you can forward something authoritative from anywhere.

      Once upon a time, this site (www.weeklyworldnews.com) wrote a story about Russia and China going to war with each other and one of the two nuking both their armies.

      Many moons after that, I had somebody claiming they read form a reputable news source that this was true. I knew they were full of it, so I went and looked it up online. Guess what I found? Alas, the article appears to no longer exist, but it was clearly FAKE.

      People are dumb, and there are enough people out there who will believe anything.

      Bryan

    4. Re:This could be a great resource by Ira+Sponsible · · Score: 1

      Check out the entry on Creationism (when the site is unslashdotted) for an amazingly accurate description of the subject.

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  12. Wil Wheaton Overdrive by minginqunt · · Score: 1

    All I know is that the Uncyclopedia article on Slashdot favorite, Wil Wheaton is approximately the funniest thing I have ever read. It has me bent over in paroxysms of hilarity just thinking about it.

    Wil Wheaton

    Martin

  13. Honestly by portscan · · Score: 1

    Wikipedia has its share of misinformation and lies as well. Overall the content is quite nice, but I really don't think it competes with fact-checked and edited encyclopediae yet in accuracy (although it has an obvious edge in breadth). Still, the information cannot be trusted 100%.

    I like the idea and I use Wikipedia a lot, but the quality control is somewhat lacking.

    1. Re:Honestly by arkanes · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I believe you drastically over-estimate the reliability and objectivity of traditional encyclopedias. It's astonishing how willing people are to trust anything thats closed and opaque, simply out of the assumption that someone must have said it was okay.

    2. Re:Honestly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proof?

    3. Re:Honestly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, since you're so hip on everything being fact checked and accurate, lets us see your sources.

    4. Re:Honestly by Kainaw · · Score: 1

      but I really don't think it competes with fact-checked and edited encyclopediae yet in accuracy

      You can have a large staff of writers and still have problems. A simple typo can cause factual issues, such as the Household Cyclopedia article on hedgehogs: "If it ever has been found eating poultry or fame, as has by some been asserted, they must previously have been killed by rats, weasels, or some more ferocious animal than the hedgehog." Eating "fame"? How dare those hedgehogs eat our fame!

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    5. Re:Honestly by NineNine · · Score: 1

      It's astonishing how willing people are to trust anything thats closed and opaque, simply out of the assumption that someone must have said it was okay.

      I trust encyclopdias because I know that they were written by reputable people (look at the list of authors), I know that they have editors, I know that librarians approve and buy them, and I know that a sizeable expense was put into making them in the first place. Wikipedia, on the other hand, is largely written by anonymous people with nothing at all to lose with bad or wrong information, and it can be done at absolutely no cost. There is no reason, whatsoever, to think that Wikipedia has correct information.

    6. Re:Honestly by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      Thank you for proving the parent's point.

      You have no idea what that print encyclopedia's fact-checking procedures are, whether their research department is a thousand PhD holders or one bored junior-college dropout, or if any of those names on the title page even represent real people. Yet you trust them because they spend lots of money printing real books, because librarians (who may not have opened an encyclopedia volume since high school) pay for them, and because their factual errors and political bickering among the staff aren't aired publicly on slashdot.

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    7. Re:Honestly by indifferent+children · · Score: 1
      I know that librarians approve and buy them

      Then you can bet that the article(s) on library science will be pretty accurate. However, when your librarian approves and buys an encyclopedia, what makes you think that the articles on quantum physics or renaissance art are not complete BS?

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    8. Re:Honestly by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      You must be new to /. Didn't you know that anything that is mass produced (especially by The Man), established, and expensive has some underlying agenda, is false, inaccurate, and supports people (i.e. The Man).

      On a serious note: I agree with you totally. Encyclopedias are fine. They are peer reviewed, written by experts, widely accepted, and have many standards (including moral) that they uphold. That does not mean I only use encyclopedia's while researching, but they definitly get my nod (as well as every teacher I have enver encountered) of approval.

      Sorry Arkanes - you are either an alarmist or just trying to curry favor with the mods of /. (which is not hard to do that, just say something like "The Man sucks" and you already get +1 insightful) :)

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    9. Re:Honestly by Hortensia+Patel · · Score: 4, Informative

      I trust encyclopdias because I know that they were written by reputable people (look at the list of authors), I know that they have editors

      I know of one very senior academic who wrote a detailed entry for Britannica. The editors, reasonably enough, reserve the right to edit for style, and did so, sending the revised version back to the academic for approval. Unfortunately, the style changes had altered the sense of the article to the point where it was no longer accurate. The academic pointed this out and asked for the text to be corrected. The editors refused. Rinse. Repeat. Ultimately, the text went out in its factually incorrect form, and the academic refused to let them put his name to it.

      Sh*t happens everywhere.

      Wikipedia [...] can be done at absolutely no cost.

      It can also be corrected at absolutely no cost. There's a trade-off here.

    10. Re:Honestly by jdgeorge · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I believe you drastically over-estimate the reliability and objectivity of traditional encyclopedias. It's astonishing how willing people are to trust anything thats closed and opaque, simply out of the assumption that someone must have said it was okay.

      This is a strange argument. Traditional encyclpedias are published in book form, and now also on the web. Historically, respectable encyclopedias documented their sources; has this changed? (Seriously, I'd like to know.)

      I am mystified by the suggestion that traditional encyclopedias are "closed and opaque". The information they contain is available to anyone who owns a copy, or has access to a public library. There is no obfuscation of the information encyclopedias contain in a way that one could describe as "opaque".

      The model for wikis and traditional encyclopedias is similar, except that in the case of the traditional encyclopedia there are trained writers , reviewers, and editors paid by the publisher, whereas wikipedia depends on the training and editorial reliability of the world at large.

      It is certainly possible that the staff of an encyclopedia publisher could have an editorial bias, but the same is true for the editors of different content areas in the wikipedia.

    11. Re:Honestly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Many Encylopedias literally have centuries of reputations of high quality that they can stand behind.

      Humans make them too and they are subject to mistakes, however, when it comes to quality, which one has the better reputation? I can pick up a very reputable 'pedia like Britannica and KNOW the information in there might not have been changed 5 minutes ago by some troll or some Wiki editor with an axe to grind who takes a topic and place their spin on it. In terms of bias, I trust a 'pedia more.

      However, when it comes to contemporary topics and general subject area, I like Wikipedia.

      I think both have their places but I think its BS to say that Wikipedia is entirely better or that print pedias are better.

      In reality, when you do research, use multiple sources and cobberate them.

    12. Re:Honestly by slashdotnickname · · Score: 2

      I believe you drastically over-estimate the reliability and objectivity of traditional encyclopedias.

      Accepting anything that you can't verify yourself as being 100% reliable is always unwise. And even if you can verify something yourself, there's still a chance your verification process is wrong. Bottom line, documented information can never be 100% reliable, and objectivity is a matter of opinion.

      But traditional encyclopedias do have a stronger incentive to be reliable/objective than online collaborative ones. With a price tag of usually several hundred dollars, an encyclopedia set would hurt its market share if it became too unreliable or biased.

      So what's the difference between a paying audience and a non-paying online audience as far as keeping an encyclopedia honest? Both audiences are democratically guiding the quality of the encyclopedia in some way, but money will always be the stronger incetive because its part of core of how our societies run.

    13. Re:Honestly by abscondment · · Score: 1

      It's astonishing how willing people are to trust anything thats closed and opaque

      It's just as foolish to assume trust something because it's transparent and community guided. Frankly, the research and verification process that a Wikipedia contributor goes through is just as transparent as that of an Encyclopedia reviewer - the only difference is that we can see the history of revision.

      IMHO, you're better off avoiding traditional Encyclopedias and Wiki-based items alike. If you want a guarantee on what you're reading, you need to look into refereed/peer-reviewed publications that specialize in the given subject matter.

      I'm not saying that everything in either media is positively false, or that there are never errors in refereed/peer-reviewed publications; but (unless you are an expert in the field) there's no way to check authenticity. Most people are unwilling to put up money to be given access to refereed/peer-reviewed information, so they're willing to settle with potentially flawed information.

    14. Re:Honestly by NineNine · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But I DO know for a fact that Wikipedia's policy of allowing ANYBODY to edit something virtually *guarantees* that a good bit of articles will be factually wrong at any one point. The "masses" coming to a "consensus" on "facts" is by definition, the very opposite of a quality, peer-reviewed academic article/paper, etc. It's the lowest common denominator, which is generally the least educated, and the least likely to have anything factually correct.

    15. Re:Honestly by arkanes · · Score: 1
      It's not alarmist to say that there are factual errors and biased reporting in well known print encycolopedias. It's well known and I've seen them myself.

      Thats not to say that they're the product of some grand conspiracy. But people *assume* that they are correct (note the parents implication that you can rely on print encyclopedias to be 100% correct, in contrast to Wikipedia). And there is no basis for this assumption - indeed, there is signifigant basis for the opposite. I've never seen anyone do a conclusive, objective study on the actual integrity of Wikipedia vs a print one, just vauge handwaving about how they don't trust it as much.

      The fact is, the information you get from a traditional encyclopedia is just as likely to be biased as some fanboy edit Wikipedia article. You have no more information on the background or credentials of the authors - they may as well be anonymous. You have faith that it's accurate. In some cases it's because the encyclopedia has a history and reputation of correctness to support it, but frankly most people believe them for exactly the same reasons they believe anything in a newspaper - because it's printed "officially".

      I'm not attempting to say "OMG don't use THE MANs books, use only Wikipedia!". I'm saying that it's stupid and unrealistic to assume 100% correctness in the information in an encyclopedia. If you don't trust Wikipedia because the authors are anonymous, you shouldn't trust a print one either.

    16. Re:Honestly by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Exactly, you get enough idiots in a row on Wikipedia and you can get something blatantly false into an article as a result of "consensus."

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    17. Re:Honestly by fastfinge · · Score: 1

      May I point you towards the word dord (link through wikiverse, wikipedia servers are slow to the point of unusable on my network)? Just because it's published doesn't make it correct.

    18. Re:Honestly by NineNine · · Score: 1

      It's just simple hubris. The same kind of hubris that made people think that building a city surrounded by water, beneath the water level was a good idea because they could stop the water. That same hubris makes people think that if enough of them agree on something, then that thing becomes fact by consensus. The truth is that facts don't give a shit whether or not people agree with them. They just are. A thousand idiots agreeing on something doesn't make that thing any more or less true.

    19. Re:Honestly by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      I am mystified by the suggestion that traditional encyclopedias are "closed and opaque". The information they contain is available to anyone who owns a copy, or has access to a public library. There is no obfuscation of the information encyclopedias contain in a way that one could describe as "opaque".
      no the text itself isn't obfuscated but the details of how it developed often are.

      with wikipedia if its important to you then you can read both the history of edits and the discussions about those edits before making your descision on if you should trust it or not.

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    20. Re:Honestly by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      With wikipedia, I like to read the Talk page and see if people are disagreeing with the content. On slashdot I read the comments to see if people disagree with the content, and so on.

      With a printed encyclopedia I have no chance of being able to do that. That's kinda closed and opaque.

    21. Re:Honestly by portscan · · Score: 1

      yes, you may point me there. very funny :-).

    22. Re:Honestly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think there aren't going to be a thousand idiots on the staff of Britannica?

    23. Re:Honestly by portscan · · Score: 1

      To address your comments and the others similar to yours: I never said commercial encyclopediae were perfect or even good. Just better than Wikipedia. I have balked at the quality of some articles (while many--most, in fact--are quite good). It really is a great resource and I knew I would be voicing an unpopular opinion to say that normal encyclopediae are better than the free, community produced one, but they are. Wikipedia is fantastic and I use it a lot, but it really hasn't matched the polish of Britannica yet. This is not an indictment of communal production, or even of Wikipedia. I'm just saying that it still is not quite as good as Britannica.

      Also, I am not talking about typos. Everyone makes mistakes. I am talking about incorrect information.

    24. Re:Honestly by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      Things like this do happen, but I suspect it is far more likely that academics like your friend are too personally invested in their own writing and hate to see it cut by editors. There are good reasons to have editors. It is quite possible - and far more common - for editors to reign in excessively long-winded academics from going on and on than it is for them to refuse to correct inaccuracies. I seriously doubt in this case that the editors of Brittanica would refuse to correct an inaccuracy that was spelled out clearly for them; it seems more likely that either your friend was exaggerating the extent of the editorial changes or that he was unclear in explaining why those changes had led to inaccuracies. And I say this as an academic myself, not an editor. I've often seen my own work butchered by editors but after enough time passes for me to have distance from my own work I have generally agreed with most of their changes and suggestions.

    25. Re:Honestly by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 1

      Well you can always go look at the set in the school library and read the comments written in the margins. A thousand Billie-Jean and Randys were here can't be wrong.

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    26. Re:Honestly by danila · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, you are right. For example (my pet peeve), many articles on the Soviet Union are factually wrong, because they are written by Americans based on what they were told about their enemy by their government. Now for the same reason I wouldn't trust Hitlerugend kids to write articles about United States I don't think it works for Wikipedia... However, you simply don't have enough people to fix this and there are enough motivated anti-Soviet Americans, who would annoy other contributors with constant reverts.... Anyway, even though Wikipedia is not reliable, it's quite good at providing brief, but comprehensive information about complex issues. Often it has more information than Britannica or any other online encyclopedia and that alone can make Wikipedia worth using. Consider "artificial intelligence". What better way I have of finding basic introduction to all aspects of this topic? This Wikipedia article can use a lot of work, but it's already better than anything else.

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    27. Re:Honestly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "I seriously doubt in this case that the editors of Brittanica would refuse to correct an inaccuracy"

      Exactly. When faced with a fact that disagrees with your beliefs you assume the fact is wrong. Read that again.

      Both Brittanica and Wikipedia contain articles which are factually wrong, misleadingly edited, or so poorly written that they are useless. One of them has a transparent process for correcting these problems.

      Every few months someone I know stumbles onto Wikipedia for the first time, and almost always when they're breathlessly telling me about it they say that it seems inevitable that vandals will destroy the whole thing soon. They say something like "It's a shame anyone can edit it, probably it ought to be restricted" but of course they haven't taken a single moment to think about it further. Everyone's instincts are tribal. The bad guys are outsiders, and we should guard ourselves against them. Lock the doors. Stick with people you know. But those instincts are our greatest weakness.

      A few comments up you'll see someone asserting that the historical articles in Wikipedia about the USSR are full of US propaganda. Could be, I wasn't there. But plenty of Russian and ex-Soviet Republic citizens are contributing to Wikipedia. They were there. Of course they were subject to their own propaganda...

      Actually rants against Wikipedia (as opposed to rants merely about Wikipedia, such as those concerning specific editorial content policies) have followed the same pattern as the anti-Free Software rants. At first they said "It won't work, you're wasting your time", and then they said "You're good at a few things, but don't bother attempting the rest, stop while you're ahead", and now they're saying "You're good, but you'll never be as good as the best". I believe the last remaining part is "You're the best, but no-one else really cares anyway".

    28. Re:Honestly by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      Encyclopedias are not (and AFAICT never have been) the sort of reference for solid pure facts you want them to be. Go dig up an encyclopedia from the 1950s or 60s, and compare with one published in the last few years. There are a lot of differences in articles on squishy topics like history, sociology, etc. Encyclopedias don't publish controversial ideas (that would get them tossed out of elementary and middle-school libraries, their main customers). They pander to the prejudices of the time, whether that be glorifying war, gratuitous bashing of communism and soft-pedaling evolution or political correctness and multiculturalism. Consensus among the ignorant shapes the content of print encyclopedias too.

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    29. Re:Honestly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does it seem the only response to "Wikipedia has bad information," is "Britannica might be just as bad?"

      The post you're replying to didn't say "Text encyclopedias are better than Wikipedia." He just said why Wikipedia has problems.

    30. Re:Honestly by AaronLawrence · · Score: 1

      Really? I read some of the (main) articles on the Soviet Union recently, I would be curious to know what sorts of things are wrong. They did not seem obviously biased.

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    31. Re:Honestly by Guppy06 · · Score: 1
      "For example (my pet peeve), many articles on the Soviet Union are factually wrong, because they are written by Americans based on what they were told about their enemy by their government."

      This from the author of this statement:
      I used to live in a dream, but it was destroyed by people who didn't understand it. I miss my homeland, the best country that ever existed, my beloved Soviet Union.
      Have you considered perhaps that it's you that's biased?
  14. Wondering why you can't get to the site? by yecrom2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    check here

    1. Re:Wondering why you can't get to the site? by codergeek42 · · Score: 1

      Slashdotting an article on Wikipedia about the slashdot effect from an article on slashdot about wikipedia

      Oh gawd the irony rocks...

  15. encyclopedia dramatica? by packman · · Score: 3, Informative

    what about Encyclopedia Dramatica? :)

    1. Re:encyclopedia dramatica? by RLiegh · · Score: 1

      "It's like Wikipedia on crack, heroin, and meth all at once."

      Hell, I'm sold! Where do I sign up?

    2. Re:encyclopedia dramatica? by stevey · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or the Wiki After Dark?

      That contains some funny pages, I remember visiting it by accident once via a google search...

    3. Re:encyclopedia dramatica? by ettlz · · Score: 1

      They apparently issued DMCA takedown notices against Uncyclopedia and Wikipedia recently over some apparent pictures of ED's apparent founder. ED's sense of (apparent) humour is also a smidgen (and by "smidgen" I mean "dump-truck", apparently) more brutal, apparently, than that of Uncyclopedia as well.

    4. Re:encyclopedia dramatica? by mpontes · · Score: 1

      æ is my favorite wiki. I'm a regular contributor there. Sure, its humor is not made for everyone to enjoy, but it amuses me.

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  16. When? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    Will the confusion ever end?


    Actually, according to the Uncyclopedia, the confusion is scheduled to end 5 Dec 2014. Though I am confused why.

    1. Re:When? by Lord+Haha · · Score: 1

      Just because, its always just because.

  17. "Slashdotted" entry into Uncyclopedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uncyclopedia can't be slashdotted

  18. Another one... by Darkon · · Score: 1, Funny


    I prefer this one myself. It even has chicks!

    1. Re:Another one... by Soul-Burn666 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ok, but on the other hand, it also has Cracky-chan!

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    2. Re:Another one... by interiot · · Score: 1
      Wikipedias has more than its share of chicks [1] [2] [3]. I'm a little surprised that my corporate network hasn't tried to block wikipedia yet, they generally block things that don't seem terribly bad (The Onion, anything with port number other than :80, including things like the Coral proxy).

      I'm certain my company doesn't want employees looking at those pages on work computers. Just goes to show you that blocking by server name only isn't a complete solution.

    3. Re:Another one... by JPriest · · Score: 1

      I found that site the other day by mistake. I was amused by an article they have on Thinsperation

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  19. Re:FSM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It's just the intelligent design proponents. None of them are good christians, and they completely deserve it.

    Besides, martyrdom/persecution/victimization gives you guys a chubby, so stop whining.

  20. just good dirty fun by naiv · · Score: 0

    the best part is that some of the articles are so lame that you just have to rewrite them and make fun of them. whereas some other articles are really funny, with jokes you won't get unless you really understand what the article is supposed to be about (which i dont always). i think its a good new use of wiki's to challenge the whole wikipedia mindset. many people i talk to think wikipedia invented wiki's. wiki's can be so much more than a wikipedia or an uncyclopedia, but the majority of people right now are so limited with what they believe a wiki can do that we gotta start challenging assumptions anywhere./

  21. Check out Oprah. by Vorondil28 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, this has been around a while. While you're there, search for the Oprah page; good times.

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  22. Can it thrive? by moviepig.com · · Score: 1
    ...misinformation, satire, and lies. Does this prove that satire and humour can take off...?

    Well, the misinformation and lies, at least, have entropy on their side. Not only can they "take off", they're destiny...

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  23. Hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Colaborative effort to spread misinformation and confuse lies? I thought that had already been done: http://www.dnc.org/ ?

  24. The Uncylopedia of Rock by Tarq666 · · Score: 1

    Anyone recall this radio program? I listened to it in the 80's. It was a wonderfully funny parody with fake song info and interviews.

  25. wikipedia artcile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    on uncyclopedia:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia

    and uncyclopedia article on wikipedia:
    http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia

  26. Mirror! by vijaya_chandra · · Score: 1

    This is not a satire
    but is there any mirror for this uncyclopedia !?!

    1. Re:Mirror! by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      Google's cache of the front page should give you an idea of the fun they have going on there.

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    2. Re:Mirror! by tpgp · · Score: 1
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  27. Re:FSM by HermanAB · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Well, there are few things more funny, immature and tragic than Christianity.

    As Voltaire put it about 300 years ago: "Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd and bloody religion that has ever infected the world." ..and when he was in a lighter mood, he put it this way: "What! Have you no monks to teach, to dispute, to govern, to intrigue and to burn people who do not agree with them?"

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  28. Satire? by Darvin · · Score: 2, Funny

    But FSMism isn't satire. It's real.

    1. Re:Satire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ramen. brother!

  29. Someone Forgot to Tell Wikkipedia by sycodon · · Score: 1

    Wikipedia cannot have: misinformation, satire, and lies.

    Someone forgot to tell Wikkipedia about this.

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  30. Obligitory by Headcase88 · · Score: 4, Funny

    " Uncyclopedia's been around since the start of the year. In Internet terms, this does not exactly make it new...

    Yeah, but this is Slashdot. My running theory is that this post was submitted 5 years in the future, but ran through some sort of wormhole to appear in our time. Didn't know you could do that with basic HTML.

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    1. Re:Obligitory by Meagermanx · · Score: 5, Funny

      They do it with CSS, dumbass.

    2. Re:Obligitory by ellem · · Score: 5, Funny

      for the love of GOD. Do some Googling and learn about the tag

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    3. Re:Obligitory by courtarro · · Score: 5, Funny

      That would explain why the site isn't yet accessible.

    4. Re:Obligitory by milktoastman · · Score: 1

      And I would ask, 'How?'

    5. Re:Obligitory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot uses the date> tag to kill their servers in the future.

    6. Re:Obligitory by zootm · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just rememer that in XHTML it's <worm_hole destination="/future/#years"/>. Then put that space in to make it compatible with older browsers which won't render it anyway. Oh, and remember it has to be inside a block-level element, after an <h1> or an <h3> but not before a <p> or anywhere near an <h2>. You can also put it inside the <head> area so long as you're not using the Strict scheme, taller than six feet, or it's a full moon.

    7. Re:Obligitory by trowsiva · · Score: 1

      Web page unaccessible.

      Oh I get it. UNcyclopedia.

    8. Re:Obligitory by Altima(BoB) · · Score: 1

      Then put that space in to make it compatible with older browsers which won't render it anyway.

      Wait, if it's being sent into the past, won't it only be read by older browsers?

      --
      Yup...
    9. Re:Obligitory by zootm · · Score: 1

      Wait, if it's being sent into the past, won't it only be read by older browsers?

      I believe the protocol calls for the browser to send itself back with the document.

    10. Re:Obligitory by 1110110001 · · Score: 3, Funny

      It seems like Stupidedia got stuck in another wormhole, as they have been live a whole month before. On the other hand it's in german and made by Austrians and maybe being Americans makes it easier for the Uncyclpedians to be uninformed.

      b4n

      PS: I know no-one in the US is uninformed. The media and the administration would never lie to anyone.

    11. Re:Obligitory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nope. tried google. it answered: Hakusi - - ei vastaa yhtään sivua.

  31. This article sounds complete nonsense to me. by GozzoMan · · Score: 5, Interesting


    First, I don't see how the two projects conflict with each other, since their objectives are simply different and not in any way opposing.

    Second, I'd like some pointers to "Grumpy Wikipedians" contesting the possibility that "satire and humour can take off in a collaborative environment". If this statement comes from the fact that satire and humor in Wikipedia are not allowed in the compiling of articles, it seems to me a case of complete non-sequitur.

    Third, I don't see any confusion here: Wikipedia is an encyclopdia, Uncyclopedia is a satire of an encyclopedia (more or less); it doesn't seem confounding at all to me that there can be some content exchange between the two, especially in the context of humor-related articles and net folklore.

    1. Re:This article sounds complete nonsense to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't see any confusion, but many highly-modded slashbots above you did. Probably because they fired off half-baked blather before trying the links. I mean really, what the hell? Can't they taste it when they talk out of their asses?

    2. Re:This article sounds complete nonsense to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Can't they taste it when they talk out of their asses?

      No. The overstimulated taste and smell receptors are quickly desensitized. Indeed, it is best to continue talking from one's ass, lest resensitization occur.

      I talk from experience.

  32. slashdot? by iLogiK · · Score: 3, Funny

    http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Slashdot

    The Sovereign State of Slashdot (http://slashdot.org/ is an independent nation roughly located between the Republic of Sourceforge and Jesus Ocean. Formerly a member of the UN, Slashdot left and joined the UN's arch-enemy, NATO, following its invasion by Oprah in the Gulf War.

  33. Please, not "Archnemesis" by fm6 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I think, "Evil Twin" is much more appropriate.

    That Flying Spaghetti Monsterism article is an example of what bothers me most about Wikipedia. If something gets a lot of attention online generates a lot of Google hits, it gets a big Wikipedia effort -- even if it's of limited reference value. Same goes for TV shows -- popular ones have detailed summaries of every episode. Meanwhile, the basic work of building an encyclopedia, like researching obscure historical subjects and even basic fact-checking, is largely neglected.

    When I was participating in Wikipedia editing, I considered making a project of correcting the time zone articles, which have factual errors in their very titles. Part of that would have meant researching how time zones are drawn up in Canada. I could have done it myself, but it would have been less work for somebody with access to a Canadian public library. So I asked a conspicuous Canadian Wikipedian to lend me a hand. He declined. Not because he didn't want to do the work -- he spends a lot of time working on Wikipedia. But because he "never goes to libraries"! Not something that encourages you as to the quality of the information Wikipedia supplies.

    1. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by slavemowgli · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's been said before, but let me say it again: if it's broken, fix it, don't complain. Only complain if you cannot fix it - because you lack the knowledge to do so, or because doing so would take too much time for a single person, or because the environment itself is hostile towards fixing attempts.

      That being said, there's a saying where I live that "one man's owl is another man's nightingale". *You* may think that a detailed article on the Flying Spaghetti Monster isn't important, but who are you to judge these things? What matters to you may not matter to other people, either.

      And of course, you're making a mistake if you assume that people who work on things they *like* to work on now will go to work on things they don't like to work on if you try to forbid them to work on the things they like. They won't - rather, they'll stop working on *anything*.

      You may think that the cathedral looks nicer, but in the end, the bazaar will win.

      --
      quidquid latine dictum sit altum videtur.
    2. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by fm6 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      It's been said before, but let me say it again: if it's broken, fix it, don't complain.
      How, exactly? I can nibble away at the edges, by correcting problematic articles. But what can I do about the great mass of un-fact-checked crap, and useless trivia that floods Wikipedia?
      *You* may think that a detailed article on the Flying Spaghetti Monster isn't important, but who are you to judge these things? What matters to you may not matter to other people, either.
      And if I'd said "there shouldn't be an article on the FSM", you'd have a point. But that's not what I said. I said that too much of the effort goes to trivia, and not enough to the basic work of building an encyclopedia.

      Face it, five years from now, an article on a satirical pseudo-cult will be of passing interest. That doesn't mean there shouldn't be an article on it. But it does indicate that the relative priorities of Wikipedia contributors are very short sighted.

    3. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Face it, five years from now, an article on a satirical pseudo-cult will be of passing interest.

      That's what the Romans said about Christianity. Predicting the future is a tricky business.

    4. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What articles does this mysterous Canadian edit? Frankly, I'd rather have someone spend a lot of time editing articles on which he/she has real world knowledge, than some random dude going to a library, looking shit up, and posting it to Wikipedia.

      As for TV show summaries and triva, just because you think it has no merit, doesn't make it so.

    5. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      Only complain if you cannot fix it - because you lack the knowledge to do so, or because doing so would take too much time for a single person, or because the environment itself is hostile towards fixing attempts.


      Isn't that exactly what the parent article is complaining about? He's complaining because the job was too difficult for him, and the environment itself is hostile towards fixing (guy who doesn't want to visit a library).

      *You* may think that a detailed article on the Flying Spaghetti Monster isn't important, but who are you to judge these things? What matters to you may not matter to other people, either.

      Ahh yes, realitivism. I think you've missed it a bit. It's not about what one person thinks is important, it's about what the majority of people think is important. I think the vast majority of people don't believe The Flying Spaghetti Monster is important at all. The "problem" though is that the people that DO think it's important are also the people that have nothing to do but write articles on such things. Flying Spaghetti Monster knowledge doesn't really get a lot of job offers knocking on your door. Wikipedia is the only place they can exercise their useless talents at writing about uninteresting topics. People that are knowledgeable about things that other people want to actually know about are already professors at Universities, are busy writing their own books, etc.

      --
      AccountKiller
    6. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      What amuses me are the acts of vandalism that have been in major articles for literally years without ever being caught and fixed. In fact, some vandalism has been reviewed, even edited to fix dinky grammar or spelling errors, but left in the article. It makes me laugh thinking that somewhere there's a 7th grader turning in a paper on something with a completely fabrication in it.

      No, I'm not going to tell you which major article has the vandalism I'm talking about, and no I'm not going to fix it myself. I don't have the open source mentality; if you want me to fix it, you can pay me.

    7. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Face it, five years from now, an article on a satirical pseudo-cult will be of passing interest. That doesn't mean there shouldn't be an article on it. But it does indicate that the relative priorities of Wikipedia contributors are very short sighted.

      In 50-100 years, the AI overlords will think that the Wikipedia offers priceless research in what average individuals of this decade thought was important enough to properly document. That and priceless humor.

    8. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think that the "act of vandalism" isn't simply ignorance on your part?

      Black Rat is a moron. If you want to know why he's so stupid, pay him to fix Wikipedia and then I'll tell you.

    9. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "But what can I do about the great mass of un-fact-checked crap, and useless trivia that floods Wikipedia?"

      You can not use it, and stop whining. That'd be great.

      "And if I'd said "there shouldn't be an article on the FSM", you'd have a point. But that's not what I said. I said that too much of the effort goes to trivia, and not enough to the basic work of building an encyclopedia"

      Since it's not your effort, and you're not the boss of the people whose effort it is, you don't get to choose.

      In other words, stop whining. You're free to never look at Wikipedia again.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    10. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Because it's a fake historical event that didn't happen. Easy to verify.

    11. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am the factually incorrect boogeyman, comrade!

    12. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by fm6 · · Score: 1
      I'm not the one that's whining. I'm offering criticism, which can serve as basis to make something better.

      You, on the other hand, are saying, "Oh shut up," without bothering to evaluate anything I have to say. That counts as whining.

    13. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by dajak · · Score: 1

      I think, "Evil Twin" is much more appropriate.

      Very appropriate. Since God is also in the Wikipedia, and God, FSM, and the Boogeyman exist on the same ontological level, I really don't see why FSM shouldn't get an article devoted to it. The God article obviously took a lot of effort too.

      Meanwhile, the basic work of building an encyclopedia, like researching obscure historical subjects and even basic fact-checking, is largely neglected.

      Wikipedia reflects the content of the Web, and the Web itself is starting to become a problem. Paradoxically, it destroys knowledge because nobody can tell the difference between experts and teenagers with an opinion.

      Nowadays if you can't provide clickable links to back up your statements, you will be ignored by young people. An ISBN for a pre-1995 book or PhD thesis on the subject is not good enough, certainly not if you can't buy it on Amazon or if it is in a foreign language. Merely showing the physical book is, or at least used to be, enough to convince people in real life - not of the verity of the statements but of the credibility of the speaker. On the Internet this 'trust the expert' mechanism is lacking.

    14. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "I'm offering criticism, which can serve as basis to make something better."

      Or it can be useless whining. You don't think Wikipedia is valuable: Fine. You're entitled to think that. You're also entitled to whine about it. I'm entitled to call it as I see it.

      I've evaluated what you said. You said, essentially, "I think other people should do what I think is important and valuable, not what they think is important and valuable. The contributors to Wikipedia should give up their values, and use mine, because mine are better."

      I think you should get bent. You're welcome to disagree.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    15. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by nunchux · · Score: 1

      Face it, five years from now, an article on a satirical pseudo-cult will be of passing interest. That doesn't mean there shouldn't be an article on it. But it does indicate that the relative priorities of Wikipedia contributors are very short sighted.

      I don't know about that. The FSM is a joke, but it's a reaction to Intelligent Design, which is a very real and significant issue that isn't going to go away any time soon. Someone researching exactly why we are no longer allowed to teach evolution in Bible Belt schools ten or fifteen years from now would certainly find some insight in this entry.

      I look at Wikipedia as a pop culutre encyclopedia, the kind we have never seen before... And that's a good thing. A good way to understand how people lived day-to-day in a time period is through "low-brow" literature, folk art, journals of common citizens, etc. Tradionally these things are lost and forgotten and certainly aren't easy to access when they do exist. The historical importance in a greater sense might be minimal, but the beauty of Wiki is that there is no shortage of space to store information... No need to condense the articles to fit into a bookcase. An article about the FSM will likely be forgotten as the fad passes, to be replaced by what's next, but it will always be there for whoever is interested.

    16. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by fm6 · · Score: 1
      I agree that Wikipedia reflects the content of the Web, and why this is bad. But it wasn't supposed to be this way. There's a Wikipedia rule that content is supposed to be backed up by attribution. Unfortunately, this rule is never enforced. Even the best Wikipedia articles (and I have to admit there are a lot of good ones) are basically brain dumps by knowledgable persons, not authoritatively referenced research.

      Oddly enough, I happen to think it's a good thing that the web lacks a "trust the expert" mechanism. There's a lot of stuff written down in books that happens to be nonsense. And I don't just mean fringe nonsense like Mein Kampf. I mean "authoritative" sources like Encyclopedia Britannica. The democratic nature of the web gives the hoi poloi a chance to decide for themselves which sources to trust and which not to trust -- and I think we'll all be better off for it in the long run. In the short run, however, we have to wade through a lot of crap.

    17. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by fm6 · · Score: 1
      I'll say it once last time: I never said the Wikipedia shouldn't document the FSM. Yes, popular culture deserves more space than it gets in traditional encylopedias. But the Wikipedia isn't mean to be a pop culture encylopedia. It's meant to be a general encyclopedia. And it that it's a semi-failure. This failure isn't changed by the fact that it's strong in some specific areas.

      I agree that the FSMers have an important point: "If the Fundamentalists can demand equal time for their creation-in-6-days God, then I can demand equal time for my Flying Spaghetti Monster god." But having made that point, what more is there to say? Certainly not as much as is said in the huge FSM article.

    18. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Jeez, dude, if you can't stand to listen to the words of those who disagree with you, you should follow your own advice and just not listen to them. Of course, that would deprive you of your fundamental right to be a bullying asshole.

    19. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by Moofie · · Score: 1

      It's not the disagreement that puts me off. Disagreeing is the stuff of learning. It's your arrogance that gets me. You don't get to prioritize other people's time. I think it's remarkably small-minded of you to criticize those contributions, particularly when you don't think Wikipedia has any value to begin with.

      Other people do, and they think it works fine as designed. You're free to go make your own.

      But, nice attempt at a straw man.

      Bullying asshole? Hmmmm....projection!

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    20. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I am, by the way, delighted to have made your Foes list. It gives me a happy feeling in my belly.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    21. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by dajak · · Score: 1

      There's a lot of stuff written down in books that happens to be nonsense. And I don't just mean fringe nonsense like Mein Kampf. I mean "authoritative" sources like Encyclopedia Britannica.

      I definitely agree to that, but in my view the present Internet tends to strengthen the authority of sources like the Encyclopedia Britannica because it does not distinguish points of view. To be able to do that one must be able to specify what kind of source on wants to trust on what kind of subject.

      Take a subject like History: the egalizing effect of mainstream Anglosaxon school book History on the world is far more insidious than neo-nazi fringe nonsense. In one generation the whole world population will for instance believe that it is dogma that 1) Hitler was some kind of Odinist heathen and not a Christian, 2) Pearl Harbor was attacked by surprise, 3) Saxons massacred or chased away the Celtic population of England etc., and that the alternative theories are a 'conspiracy theories', or mark you as a kind of Nazi or simply a nutcase.

      Any German historian with mainstream beliefs will tell you 1 is not true, any Dutch historian with mainstream beliefs will tell you 2 cannot be true, and most continental historians will not believe 3 is true because they do not believe the evidence supports the idea of nations wandering around.

      Internet has the potential of sharing this information and discovering who has the most plausible story, and to some extent it has done that. But the current Internet model almost guarantees that 149.000 hits on for instance "pearl harbor" "conspiracy theory" will not be undone.

      What is worse, is that Dutch school children will be writing papers for school based on the Anglosaxon version of history, even if it is contradictory with the Dutch version, because that is what they found through Google. Same thing happens to law (my field) and politics. In the past people were ill-informed, and now they are well-informed by the wrong sources.

      Of course the Internet will continue to develop, and lots of material that isn't on the Web will be some day, but for lots of knowledge it will be too late: it will be destroyed because it isn't actively exercised in any minds anymore. Too much communication with the rest of the world from an early age on can be a bad thing for diversity of opinions.

    22. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by fm6 · · Score: 1
      ...particularly when you don't think Wikipedia has any value to begin with.
      Excuse me? Exactly where do I say that?

      You're backing and filling and qualifying all of sudden. Could it be that you've been caught being exactly the kind of intellectual fascist you accuse others of being?

      Take a deep breath, go do something else. Then you can come back to this conversation when you can think without your balls.

    23. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Look! It's another man! Made of straw!

      You need to worry less about my balls, and more about your rhetoric.

      Hugs n' kisses...

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    24. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by fm6 · · Score: 1

      So tell me what's wrong with my rhetoric. If you can do it without resorting to name-calling.

    25. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by serutan · · Score: 1

      I'm getting tired of the prevailing idea that There Can Be Only One, whether it's a search engine or an OS or whatever. Why is success nowadays defined as eliminating all competition?
      Preaching free-market while at the same time trying to own the whole thing is a little like preaching democracy while trying to become king.

    26. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Warm feeling, in my belly, from being on your Foes list.

      It's like getting a hug from the Internet!

      Have you not yet understood that I've pointed out all the issues I'm going to, and I shall now mock you at every opportunity?

      *draws diagram*

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    27. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Please do. Being insulted by idiots can only enhance my reputation.

    28. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Being called an idiot by you makes my naughty bits tingle.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    29. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      I could have done it myself, but it would have been less work for somebody with access to a Canadian public library. So I asked a conspicuous Canadian Wikipedian to lend me a hand. He declined. Not because he didn't want to do the work -- he spends a lot of time working on Wikipedia. But because he "never goes to libraries"! Not something that encourages you as to the quality of the information Wikipedia supplies.

      Really?

      I'm a graduate student at a major North American university. Its library system is somewhere in the top five on the continent for holdings. Yet somehow, I never go to the library either.

      In a lot of fields, there's online access to a tremendous amount of information--particularly the peer-reviewed high-quality journals that are the primary sources in the sciences. I've read reams of papers in the last couple of months without ever leaving my office; twenty years ago I would have been in a reading room on campus or pouring quarters into a photocopier. My lab has a couple of filing cabinets full of most of the older papers we might need, and there's a small department library with some specialized materials. It's been at least a year since I needed a paper from the main campus libraries.

      It's easy to never go to the library.

      That goes double for the public library--between the literature in the arts library, my friends' book collections, and the local used bookstores, there's no reason at all for me to ever go to the public library. I haven't had a public library card since I was in high school.

      --
      ~Idarubicin
    30. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Not on our first date, fella.

    31. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by fm6 · · Score: 1
      Well, yeah, if I had access to all the online resources you do, I might not go to a library either, except to check out best sellers and other light fiction. Indeed, I wouldn't have had to bother my Canadian friend -- I could have just looked up the sources on Canadian time zones myself.

      But I don't have any academic affiliations, so I have to pay for all my online databases myself. (Except for a few that I access courtesy of my public library!) And I'm dead broke. So I often have to look things up the old fashioned way.

      And from what I know of that Canadian dude, he doesn't have that much more access than me. He just can't be bothered to research anything that he can't find on the public web.

      And indeed, I think you'll find that at least 50% of the content on Wikipedia is just abstracted from other web sources. Possibly much more than that. Hard to tell, since few contributors bother to give sources -- which is the #1 problem with Wikipedia.

    32. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Believe me, I'm sure I've already gotten all the satisfaction that you're equipped to give. Thanks, though.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    33. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by fm6 · · Score: 1

      You do realize that stalking me removes what little credibility you ever had?

    34. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by jc42 · · Score: 1

      I agree that the FSMers have an important point: "If the Fundamentalists can demand equal time for their creation-in-6-days God, then I can demand equal time for my Flying Spaghetti Monster god." But having made that point, what more is there to say?

      Perhaps. But one very real possibility is that this sort of satirical effort is what will eventually do in the religious fundies' attacks on the teaching of science. It's quite possible that, 100 years from now, historians will look on the FSM articles with a big grin, as they document the supreme silliness of the 20th century's anti-Darwin campaigns and how they were defeated.

      Myself, I'm sorta been partial to the IPU (Invisible Pink Unicorn) theory. Their theological arguments are a bit subtler than the FSM crowd's. And there are several other good contenders for inclusion in the classroom, if ID succeeds in opening up science teaching to untested (and untestable) "theories".

      Think of the fun if the Ojibwa, Navajo, Kwakiutl, and Mayan theologians started pushing to have their creation myths included in science texbooks. Is there any way we can encourage them to do this?

      --
      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
    35. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for TV show summaries and triva, just because you think it has no merit, doesn't make it so.

      Indeed; the meritlessness of the material is self-evident.

    36. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by jc42 · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find that at least 50% of the content on Wikipedia is just abstracted from other web sources.

      Probably more than that. An example: I've found that when I want specifics about assorted objects in the Solar System, the best place to find the data is usually wikipedia. Each rock has its own page, with a table of the latest numbers, usually kept up to date by the appropriate astronomers.

      Thus, some months back I wanted to find the mean surface temperature of Titan, for the benefit of a reply on /. The first place I found the number (94K) was in the wikipedia page for Titan. I did find it a couple of other places, all of which agreed to within about a degree. But wikipedia was the easy place to look.

      Why I mention this here is that the information in such pages almost always does come from other web sources. Most raw astronomical data goes right to a web site these days, as a way to make it easily accessible to colleagues. In fact, wasn't that why the guys at places like CERN and the National Supercomputer Center built the web in the first place? And you won't find reliable data about Titan in many published books yet, other than its orbit and discovery history. If you're discussing ongoing news stories (as I was), the data is often available only on the web, until Science News shows up in your mailbox.

      In the sciences in general, the web is rapidly becoming the primary place to find information. There are a lot of well-done web sites that are probably meaningless to people outside a narrow field, because they're mostly raw data files, perhaps with a highly-technical search page that makes sense only to people in that narrow field. But some of those people get together and build cross-discipline sites that abstract and summarize the other sites. And so on. They all build on each other. They put the preprints of their "papers" online. But the web is more and more the common substrate, not paper.

      So I'd say that "at least 50% of the content on Wikipedia is just abstracted from other web sources" is not only true; it's becoming the way that technical information is usually distributed.

      --
      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
    37. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by fm6 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      But one very real possibility is that this sort of satirical effort is what will eventually do in the religious fundies' attacks on the teaching of science.
      In what universe? Whose mind will it change? Fundamentalists will look at the FSM as a disrespectful joke in dubious taste. People with a Darwinian bent will maybe get the joke -- but they're already on the no-God-in-the-classroom track.

      Like most political jokes, the LSM fable is a joke people who already agree with each other tell each other. If you think it's going to have any effect on policy or public opinion, you're fooling yourself.

    38. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by fm6 · · Score: 1
      So fine, astronomical data can go directly from the astronomers to scientific web sites, to Wikipedia, with no dead trees in between, But there's more to writing about astronomy than collecting figures. To say nothing about "softer" disciplines.

      Perhaps my POV is skewed by the time I spent participating in Wikipedia "Votes for Deletion" discussions. This is where people try to figure out whether an article has enough general reference value to remain in the encyclopedia. The only criteria most participants seem to have is "how many Google hits does this subject have?" If a subject hasn't attracted a lot of attention on the web, people don't seem to know or care about it. Then again, I suspect that people who participate in VfD discussions are not representative Wikipedians.

    39. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by tooth · · Score: 1
      No, I'm not going to tell you which major article has the vandalism I'm talking about

      What a spiteful person you are. It would have been less effort to point out the article than your post about not pointing it out. Some one here would have fixed it then. Then again, I doubt it exists and your just trolling.

    40. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by Moofie · · Score: 1

      You do realize that my credibility with you is slightly less important to me than my cat's toenail clippings?

      "Stalking" you? Please. If I were stalking you, I'd be armed and sneaky. This is having a discussion, in public, on the Internet. It's very much not the same thing.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    41. Re:Please, not "Archnemesis" by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1
      Meanwhile, the basic work of building an encyclopedia, like researching obscure historical subjects and even basic fact-checking, is largely neglected.

      Actually, Wikipedia (or any encyclopedia) is an unsuited place for research.

      I don't see any problem with Wikipedia being particularily strong on pop culture, It is not like there is a limited amount of possible content, and adding to one area will limit other areas.

  34. Hmmm... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    I wonder if trolls are going to vandalize it by inserting useful information into the articles.

    --
    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    1. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was just plain funny.

    2. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do. We have a section, TFAODP, for True Facts and Other Deleted Prose.

      Please be kind with Uncyclopedia.

      - An Uncyc admin

    3. Re:Hmmm... by Raul+Acevedo · · Score: 1

      It hasn't happened on Slashdot, so I doubt it will happen there. :)

      --
      In a real emergency, we would have all fled in terror, and you would not have been notified.
    4. Re:Hmmm... by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Actually, they do. A surprising number of people don't get that it's a satire site. There's now a massive page collecting all the facts people litter the site with. It's really quite sad. The founding father gets absoultely wilde about that sort of thing.

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  35. List of Wikipedia parodies by jokestress · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Don't forget Wickerpedia and Wiccapedia! List of Wikipedia parodies

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    1. Re:List of Wikipedia parodies by shish · · Score: 1
      Wickerpedia, the name is a pun with wiki and wicker

      A HA HA HA! Thanks, I nearly didn't get that joke!

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  36. Re:FSM by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Yeah. It's just so much fun to ridicule Christians with stuff like FSM.

    Grow up people.

    Not all Christians are Creationists or ID advocates, so clearly it is not directed at Christians, merely at the heretical subset that advocate nonsensical interpretations of the Bible or, even worse, try to deceive by pushing their a Creationism Lite.

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  37. Misleading Title!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Wikipedia's New Archnemesis[...]
    Uncyclopedia stands for everything Wikipedia cannot have: misinformation, satire, and lies.


    Shouldn't that be:

    "Slashdot's New Competitior"

    I know why I am posting this as AC :-)

  38. What ppl say about it is not true by vijaya_chandra · · Score: 1

    about misinformation on uncyclopedia

    (From http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Category:Games)
    Rule of Thumb: Games are fun until someone loses an eye. After that, it is considered a sport.

    I had always been thinking that was the truth.

  39. Flying Spaghetti Monster!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never knew this thing existed! Damn, I have been living under a rock! How do I Join the new rage that is Spaghetti!?

  40. Shitty layout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I could see this turning into a competitor for snopes [snopes.com]. I have always HATED the layout of that site

    And you like the layout of Uncyclopedia? On my browser the page won't fit even when I expand to full screen, and you have to scroll horizontally to read it. (I don't get it - why do people need to reinvent the wheel and turn it into crap with no regard for usability, when they could have just cloned the tried-and-true Wikipedia template and be done with it?)

  41. Then you add a dash of Slashdot to the mix by waterlogged · · Score: 1

    and you get.....

    I for one welcome our new spaghetti monster overlords!!

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  42. Not really antonymical by blair1q · · Score: 1

    Wikipedia has plenty of misinformation, satire, and lies.

    Why do you think they have to start the Lord of the Flies cycle over for every article?

  43. OLD by isorox · · Score: 1

    can you spell OLD!?

    Why not post something about NASA returning to the moon in 15 years *heh*

    1. Re:OLD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is your chance! Submit a story to the editors (don't worry about spelling, they don't either) and you too can say that you've submitted a front page article to slashdot (the ladies love it!), or more likely watch while the editors pick the same story from a 12 year old with atrocious grammar, bitch about it in the comments, and repeat the process 24 hours later when Zonk posts the dupe.

  44. In a near future... by franksp · · Score: 1

    The titles will be changed: the Wikipedia will be known as the "Ecyclopedia Galactica", and all parodies will be merged into a famous hitchhiker's guide to something gargantuanly big.

    1. Re:In a near future... by indifferent+children · · Score: 1

      And once the names of the entities have changed, a 'new' article containing the 'new' names will be posted on /.; a mammoth flamewar will follow over whether or not this article is a dupe.

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  45. There's already an anti-Wikipedia by Have+Blue · · Score: 4, Informative
    1. Re:There's already an anti-Wikipedia by __aagxvi6135 · · Score: 1

      I always thought Everything2 was the nemesis of Wikipedia. I mean its all about unmoderated random stuff that people want to know about without pictures.

      Viva Everything2!

    2. Re:There's already an anti-Wikipedia by Rekolitus · · Score: 1

      It used to be. Sadly, the number of really good writeups has seriously declined since 2000. I do believe the moderation changed about sometime then.

      It's sad, because the ~2000 nodes are brilliant. It's lack of forbidding a non-neutral point of view makes everything much more fun.

    3. Re:There's already an anti-Wikipedia by SamSim · · Score: 1

      Similarities between Wikipedia and E2

      • Large searchable database of articles, pretty much every conceivable title has something written under it
      • You can log in and write stuff
      • That's about it

      Why E2 is different

      • You gotta log in to write something
      • Anything you write stays yours and can't be changed by other people
      • There's a voting/experience system
      • POV and proud of it
      • Original research is welcomed, along with stuff like this, personal anecdotes, fiction, and outright lies
      • Has no actual long-term goals whatsoever
      • Contains stuff which would actually blow your mind
  46. Formally? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And informally speaking, Uncyclopedia would be what?

  47. Mod Pirate Up! by djdavetrouble · · Score: 2, Funny

    Avast! Pure Hilarity Spotted Dead Ahead! Arrrrrrrrr.

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  48. Where else... by rAiNsT0rm · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...misinformation, satire, and lies. Does this prove that satire and humour can take off in a collaborative environment, a possibility often contested by grumpy Wikipedians?

    Slashdot, but of course! We've got Uncyclopedia beat by miles.

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  49. Satire is information by joelsanda · · Score: 1

    I'd argue that satire is information. It would be very interesting if Wikipedia (which I use often - some weeks daily) contained a "Satirical" link - pointing to the Uncyclopedia entry.

    Given how political commentary is often satirical, it would provide an interesting angle on Wikipedia entries. Especially those of a historical/ political nature.

    Also, what a great editorial tool! If a satirical entry closely matches a Wikipedia entry, the result would be better informed discussion around an entry's meaning - in both systems!

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    1. Re:Satire is information by jc42 · · Score: 1

      It would be very interesting if Wikipedia (which I use often - some weeks daily) contained a "Satirical" link - pointing to the Uncyclopedia entry.

      Here ya are: a list of parodies of wikipedia.

      If you find any more, add them to the list.

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  50. April fools! by nothingx · · Score: 1

    Finally, a site I won't be duped into looking like an idiot on April fools day.

  51. Thanks for the Nemories by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Finally a place to learn about Nemory (what never happened that is not remembered) without getting censored by ignorant anti-intellectuals.

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  52. You have got to be kidding by Chaotic+Spyder · · Score: 1

    Flying spaghetti monsterism I believe highlights one of the best things of wikipedia. The work that the "FSM movement" is doing I believe is ridiculously powerful and needed to be done a long time ago, and any press it gets is fantastic. Now the actual debate for why this is necessary and the good vs. evil of ID being taught in US schools is not what I want to get into, I think we can both agree if nothing else FSM is bringing more attention to a topic that is crying for more people to get involved.

    The fact that a place like wikipedia can have an article on FSM is amazing, knowing that other reference sources would not include this. Regardless of the "flash in the pan" type of media coverage, if a neutral article on any topic can be written why not include it, that's one of the highlights of the project.. no?

    Your comment makes you come off as an elitist, where only topics you feel are important should be included, but why stop there?

    I'm sorry I don't intend to offend here. I just want to highlight some of the powers that wikipedia holds for me. And I would also like to thank you for all your work on this project. As you can probably tell from my grammar and spelling errors I myself do not visit the library very often.

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    1. Re:You have got to be kidding by fm6 · · Score: 1
      Your comment makes you come off as an elitist, where only topics you feel are important should be included...
      I never said the FSM article should be deleted. Go back and read the whole discussion.
    2. Re:You have got to be kidding by Chaotic+Spyder · · Score: 1

      Indeed I see your point now after reading other posts in the discussion. my bad

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    3. Re:You have got to be kidding by fm6 · · Score: 1
      Dude, you're not allowed to admit a mistake. It's against the rules!

      Actually, inferring that I wanted to the LSM article deleted isn't that big a jump in logic. That was actually my first reaction. Then I looked to see how much following the "cult" has, and realized that it was a legitimate subject for an article. One of the basic concepts of Wikipedia is "Wikipedia is not paper", meaning there's room for everything of any interest to anybody. And I'm fine with that. It's the priorities I don't care for.

    4. Re:You have got to be kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they are not /your/ priorities. It's true that Wikipedia contains more of some types of things than of others (and this is ALSO true of its print cousins, some seem anxious to be "cutting edge" to the point where they're quickly dated, others concentrate on historical information to the exclusion of more topical articles...) but you're empowered to do something about that.

  53. I wonder... by Winterblink · · Score: 1

    I wonder if Wikipedians will go there and post 100% correct information on items, only for the users of this one to rollback the changes to the misinformative versions. :)

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  54. Surely you're not serious by RoverDaddy · · Score: 1
    putting "The Onion" and "Experts" in the same sentence. :) Hey, I'm actually an Onion fan, but even I can see how repetitive and formulaic it can be. Just how many "Ask a [member of non-sequitor profession]" articles does the world need? Do I expect that Jackie Harvey will actually get something right in the next Outside Scoop article? A couple years ago Mad magazine ran a spoof of The Onion. After seeing it I realized I'll never really need to read The Onion again (but I will anyway).

    I figure the world can't get enough humor, so I'll try to put in a feeble attempt, and continue to admire the likes of Dave Barry and Andy Borowitz for having a more fertile imagination than I do.

    "Elsewhere, Dave Barry was overheard in a Miami bistro saying that 'Katrina and the Waves' would be a terrible name for a rock band."

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  55. Somewhere a place for us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Peace and quiet and open air
    Wait for us
    Somewhere

  56. Touched by his noodly appendage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make a FSM cardboard sign and go picket your local lowest common denomination church.

  57. Can you have an Archnemesis? by jm91509 · · Score: 1

    Thought you either had a nemesis or you didn't?

    Maybe there are degrees of nemesisness?

    Has anyone else used nemesisness in a sentence today?

    Go me.

  58. lulz by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I prefer Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's LiveJournallers taking the piss out of LiveJournallers/The Internet, and a whole load of other stuff besides. It's great.

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  59. Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently the uncyclopedia is also unloadable.

  60. The truth is... by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 1
    ...that Wikipedia (which I'm a big fan of!) does have an agenda, and a bias. I don't always agree with it, either, but it is useful.

    It may be useful to have a "rightopedia" and a "leftopedia" which don't make any claims to a lack of bias.

    1. Re:The truth is... by Peyna · · Score: 1

      I don't always agree with it, either, but it is useful.

      Use Wikipedia as you would any encyclopedia in your research. It's a good starting point, a place to pick up a few general facts about a subject which can help you find other more reliable sources to dig deeper into the subject you are researching. An encyclopedia should rarely be considered the kind of source you would cite in your finished paper, instead, it's the kind of source that helped you learn the basics of your subject so you could more easily find all of your other sources.

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  61. Coral Cache by Matthew+Bafford · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Coral Cache by Matthew+Bafford · · Score: 1

      Whoops - wrong parent.

  62. Re:FSM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah. It's just so much fun to ridicule Christians with stuff like FSM.

    Grow up people.


    The point is that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is no more and no less real than the Christian God, and it's a whimsical reminder of that fact, to people who haven't "grown up" enough to stop believing in invisible, intangible creatures, like God or the FSM.

    Plus, it explains global warming more "scientifically" than most Christian apolgists can. :-)

  63. But there's no FSM on Uncyclopedia by glengineer · · Score: 1
    There is currently no text in this page. Would you like to create FlyingSpaghettiMonster (http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=FlyingSpa ghettiMonster&action=edit) or Search for FlyingSpaghettiMonster in Uncyclopedia?

    Retrieved from "http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/FlyingSpaghettiMonst er"

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    1. Re:But there's no FSM on Uncyclopedia by darc · · Score: 1

      You might want:

      www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/FSM

      Or Flying_Spaghetti_Monster ...

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  64. Misinformation, satire, and lies. by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 1

    Uncyclopedia stands for everything Wikipedia cannot have: misinformation, satire, and lies.

    Bull honky. Wikipedia has plenty of all three.

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  65. So the Uncyclopedia is a lot like .... by DARKFORCE123 · · Score: 1

    Formally the adoptive first cousin of Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia stands for everything Wikipedia cannot have: misinformation, satire, and lies.

    So the Uncyclopedia will be a lot like Slashdot, right? Nothing new here people!

  66. fZXCSZ x by vbrtrmn · · Score: 1

    After the /. raid is over, lookup "huffing kittens"

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  67. Don't Panic by BobCousy · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Uncyclopedia has the advantage that it is slightly cheaper and has a cover with the words "Don't Panic" in large friendly letters.

  68. Needs to have an article updated. by raider_red · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It looks like the uncyclopedia needs to be updated to include an article on this

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  69. trust wikipedia? by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not long ago I was having a conversation with some friends. All of us were stoned and couldn't remove ourselves from where we sit, we were all stuck, some very high quality shit we were smoking (took everybody by surprise because it didn't cost all that much.) Anyways, I started an argument over whether or not the moon was flat, stating that it was not a sphere/globe like everybody believes.. more or less I argued it was a solid carbon disc floating above earth created by an ancient race of silicon based alien insects... I'm not sure how long it took but everybody ended up agreeing with me...

    That's pretty much how wikipedia operates AFAIK

  70. Bush entry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out the Bush entry. Odly enough, it has a serious bit of text on the top right, providing a link to the Bush wikipedia entry.

  71. Yon Wiki hast the gullet of a sperm-whale by Black.Shuck · · Score: 1

    Yarr, though she be the nemesis of Wikipedia, ye Uncyclopedia be still a minnow in these fair waters of the Internets, for Behold ye skurvy dogs! She cannot yet stand a Slashdottin', it be true.

    1. Re:Yon Wiki hast the gullet of a sperm-whale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aye, it be best to 'ave her batten down the hatches 'afore she's restin' with Davey Jones. A sore bit'o scurvy we'd be a seein'.

  72. Why? by netkid91 · · Score: 1

    Why would anyone go to such a thing for information. I have no problem with there actually BEING something like this. But what if google and other search engines get metadata and content from the page that will get it listed on searches for LEGITIMATE information. If this occurs, you could bet that someone is going to get a F on a school research paper. Anyone else worried about this?

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    1. Re:Why? by thunderbee · · Score: 1

      School research? He should have searched better! It's a well deserved 'F' if you ask me.
      Do you believe everything the internet tells you?
      Google turned into an oracle somewhere along the path?
      Gee...

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    2. Re:Why? by Arimus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hm. Any student of any age who relies soley on google hits to write any sort of homework etc deserves firstly an F and secondly a you shall check ALL sources lecture ;)

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    3. Re:Why? by netkid91 · · Score: 1

      I never said that I believe everything on the internet, and that people don't search wisley. I am simply stating that someone could(in theory) make this place seem like a real place to find information(not that I really use wikipedia or anything like it to actually SEARCH) but imagine some 12 year old doing a paper for school, and he finds this cool site with information on everything in it, be it false or not. He checks around and it looks OK like it would be a good place to get his information. Now, I would bet that he would be smart enough to know that otters didn't discover America, but it may give a little peice of malinformation about some little thing inside of a block of REAL information. This little peice of malinformation could screw the WHOLE thing up.

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    4. Re:Why? by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      Google turned into an oracle somewhere along the path?

      Indeed, with all the misinformation out there, it looks more like Google turned into an MS Sequel Sewer instance which ate a little bit too much apostrophe's...

    5. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well at least he'd learn not to do it again.

  73. Don't forget the bipartinship in wikipedias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used the en.wikipedia to look up a political commentator that I've grown to respect and found false information that was obviously inconsistent with his beliefs. I'm not sure how many more cases there are, but it just demonstrates another of the many weaknesses of a wikipedia.

  74. How much karma do I whore by by saskboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    How much karma do I whore by... posting links to Uncyclopedia from Slashdot? The standard average for Wikipedia is about +3, so is Uncyclopedia -3?

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  75. Re:FSM by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

    Aren't you guilty of that same mindset by belittling anyone who believes in a certain religion?

  76. Wikipedia's Feeling are Hurt... by Avyakata · · Score: 1

    If you look up uncyclopedia on wikipedia, it says:

    "Uncyclopedia, which aims to be the 'encyclopedia of politically incorrect non-information', is a humorous parody of Wikipedia, although Uncyclopedia claims the reverse."

    Sounds like blatant denial to me...

  77. Don't you mean partisanship? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    aagh! I mean freakin' partisanship! Idiot!

  78. Wikipedia = misinformation, lies? by cannuck · · Score: 1

    "everything Wikipedia cannot have: misinformation, satire, and lies" Ha,ha,ha - "does a chicken have lips?" No misinformation or lies in Wikipedia - ha,ha,ha. Wikipedia is run by illiterates.

  79. Just floating this... by sd_diamond · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else read that headline as "Wikipedia's New Archimedes"?

  80. Re:FSM by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    No, I think people who believe in religion is nuts... I enjoy science fiction, poetry, history and philosophy and I actually know the christian bible quite well - I have read all the books, not just the canon, but it is just that: Old books about super beings. The sci-fi and fantasy of 1500 to 2500 years ago. I have also read a bunch of books by Homer, Aristotle, Plato, Stoa, Virgil and many other philosophers and historians up to modern times. So, I know the history of Christianity. Basically, a King used his army to quell his foes and then he sent in the priests to scare the bejeezus out of everybody to keep the populace in line. There was method in the madness hundreds of years ago, but nowadays, we have electricity. "I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein or Superman" and you can add to that the Tooth Fairy, Santa and the Easter Bunny...

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  81. Re:"Goatsed" entry into Uncyclopedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Uncyclopedia can't be slashdotted

    Hmm, dunno, right now, it pretty much looks like it's suffering from heavy slashdotting...

    And, what's worse, it looks like it has been goatsed too!

  82. Fire Hemos for Goatsex Link by jvance · · Score: 1

    Hemos posted a Goatsex link on the front page, FFS. He should be banned from posting any more articles.

    1. Re:Fire Hemos for Goatsex Link by PantsMacKenzie · · Score: 1

      Well, the picture was supposed to be a Jolly Roger. Some vandal replaced it before the uncyclopedia got totally melted. I changed it as soon as I saw it. See, since anyone can edit the templates for the main page, stuff like that can happen sometimes. The users are normally instantly banned.

  83. GOATSE WARNING!!! by cwmitchell · · Score: 1

    Picture of the day on Uncyclopedia.org is goatse porn. Someone should remove the link asap.

    1. Re:GOATSE WARNING!!! by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 2, Funny
      Picture of the day on Uncyclopedia.org is goatse porn. Someone should remove the link asap.

      I guess that's what you get when you link a wiki from Slashdot...

    2. Re:GOATSE WARNING!!! by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      When will people quit linking to wiki's from Slashdot!?

      Actually wiki's need to check the referer URL and automatically ban edits from that IP for the next 3 days. You can't really trust anyone who made their way to your website from Slashdot.

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    3. Re:GOATSE WARNING!!! by PantsMacKenzie · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Some vandal put that in there. I fixed it back to what it should have been

  84. GODDAMN G0ATSE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right on the front page, goddammit.

  85. Re:FSM by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

    So you practice blanket intolerance, then use a quote like...

    What! Have you no monks to teach, to dispute, to govern, to intrigue and to burn people who do not agree with them?

    ...to criticize those people for their intolerance. I'm guessing irony isn't your forte.

  86. I precipitated this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I started a wiki about Jeffrey Vernon Merkey, net.kook, peyote pusher, and all around weirdo. He threatened to sue Wikipedia, and I'm pretty sure the Uncyclopedia is a response at least in part to the, er, contributions of other members of the Yahoo SCOX stock board regarding Merkey's behavior.

    http://merkey.info/ is a nice place to start or you can read for yourself starting with http://yah.warmcat.com/ - his user ID is jeff_v_merkey, and be careful as there are many, many trolls :-)

  87. Not Work Safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Some of us are at work bastards. The front page is completely not work safe. At least at 3:41pm Eastern on 9/19/05 it isn't.

    F*cktards.

  88. Don't forget Encyclopedia Dramatica. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  89. Re:FSM by JoeZeppy · · Score: 1
    So you practice blanket intolerance, then use a quote like... What! Have you no monks to teach, to dispute, to govern, to intrigue and to burn people who do not agree with them? ...to criticize those people for their intolerance. I'm guessing irony isn't your forte.

    The thing is, people who are non-religious are more than happy to be tolerant of people who are religious, provided they MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS.

    But they don't seem to be able to do that.So if they are going to express their opinion that we are godless evil people who are going to hell, we are going to express our opinion that they are brain-dead whack jobs that believe in mystical all-powerful beings absent any physical proof.

    Then we are labeled as intolerant, when we didn't start the argument in the first place.

  90. Re:FSM by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    No, I am not intollerant - quite the contrary. I am not a religious fanatic, I read philosophy for fun. I don't preach from the street corners, I don't tell people what to wear and what to eat, I don't go house to house with pamphlets and begging lists, I don't do bible punching with Darwin's Origin of the Species...

    Here is another Voltaireism:
    "Which is more dangerous: fanaticism or atheism? Fanaticism is certainly a thousand times more deadly; for atheism inspires no bloody passion whereas fanaticism does; atheism is opposed to crime and fanaticism causes crimes to be committed."

    Or as I like to put it:
    "Religion is an air castle built from blood bubbles."

    Religious nuts tend to view atheism as an anti-religion while in reality it isn't anti-anything.

    Atheism is: cat /dev/zero > /dev/null
    Atheism is: Tell someone who cares.
    Atheism is: Whatever gets you through the night.
    Atheism is: Taking responsibility for your own actions.

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  91. Re:FSM by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
    Religious nuts tend to view atheism as an anti-religion while in reality it isn't anti-anything.

    I think your ability to quote on the subject ad nauseum suggests otherwise, in your case at least.

  92. Re:FSM by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
    A bit of a blanket statement, unless you're making the ignorant contention that every single non-atheist on the face of the planet is pushing these issues. In which case you are empirically wrong. Most do mind their own business; you encounter the vocal few.

    You, yourself, do appear to be equally intolerant as the "whack-jobs" you criticize. Congratulations on bringing yourself down to their level.

  93. *Sigh* by martinultima · · Score: 0

    I was actually going to post this a few months ago! But then I figured it was probably already /.ed... :-( I absolutely love This Guy, though.

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  94. Re:FSM by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    Beware of a man of only one book...

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  95. This is exactly what the world needs. by Rekolitus · · Score: 1

    Something to cheer the world up after arguing with each other.

    Don't tell me the world couldn't do with a little more laughter.

  96. WTF^^ by cnerd2025 · · Score: 1

    I'm a "wikipedian" and I think uncyclopedia is funny as hell. I don't go to uncyclopedia for factual info and I don't go to wikipedia for satirical. What's the beef?

  97. "New"? by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

    I've known about Uncyclopedia FOREVER. It's awesome. Right up there with bash.org when you need a good laugh. Maybe even better in some cases.

  98. Look who's talking! by Arru · · Score: 1

    "Netcraft confirms it...it is whack." -- Oscar Wilde on Slashdot

    So much I didn't know!

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  99. Reminds me... by D14BL0 · · Score: 0

    Reminds me of a site I've done a lot of work on, YVGS. YVGS (short for Your Video Games Suck) is a wiki that gives negative reviews for video games, and basically takes the piss out on the games, much like Uncyclopedia.

  100. Can't have? by RWerp · · Score: 1

    Uncyclopedia stands for everything Wikipedia cannot have: misinformation, satire, and lies. Oh yes, it can!

    --
    "Long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead." (John Maynard Keynes)
  101. But ... by dr.+greenthumb · · Score: 1

    ... won't GNAA start flooding it with informative content, truths and insights?

  102. Flying Spaghetti Monster on Myspace! by deft · · Score: 1

    http://www.myspace.com/fsmonster

    he's there.... join up!

    --

    There's nothing Intelligent about Intelligent Design.
  103. Like this sort of stuff? by mrs+dogbreath · · Score: 0
  104. The Onion? EXPERTS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're intending to submit this to the Uncyclopedia, aren't you? You think the writers for the onion are either experts or humorous? (I admit a couple of articles made me smirk, but they're definitely not experts) Please, could you send us detailed academic research on Actual Funny People?

  105. i've been on uncyclopedia for a while by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 0

    and I've been trying to access it for a bit tonite, and I keep getting timeouts. then I browse slashdot for a bit and find this, no wonder :)

  106. So does this mean ... ? by Megahurts · · Score: 1

    Uncyclopedia's new archnemesis is Slashdot?

  107. Slashdot in Uncyclopedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  108. Fire Him Anyway! by jvance · · Score: 1

    Any excuse, you know.

    It didn't occur to me that since it was a wiki, any of the socially stunted creatures skulking under the Slashdot bridge could have done this. In fact it was tediously predictable, to the point of being inevitable.

  109. Using wikipedia for research? by UnapprovedThought · · Score: 1

    I agree that it could help the most at the starting point, but even after that:

    1. ...it could (ideally speaking) save time as a reference to help find related scientific papers or related reference materials. It may be quicker at this task than the average library index and have a more uniform interface than disparate libraries. If it points to inappropriate references, it will be either obvious from the title or will soon be discovered (and hopefully deleted by the researcher.)

    2. After a paper is finished, it might help to have a quick sanity check for formulae and that sort of thing. Trolls can change those things, but if they are inconsistent with the paper they would need to be double-checked anyway, so it is no worse for that, and the researcher may then correct the wiki if necessary. (It can also help with hints about less crucial things like conventions for spelling and notation.)

    3. The more scientists use it, the more authoritative it will become. Or, it may evolve or fork into a more authoritative source.

    4. How well would the traditional publishing industry survive a spate of troll submissions? Is its immune system even prepared to handle a determined effort by trolls in the future?