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  1. Free crack pipe with purchase. on PlayStation 3 to Sell For $399, Going Underground · · Score: 1

    To loosely quote NWA:
    Get a 10 piece, base pipe comes free

  2. Re:sun? bet it will be... on Sun Announces Its First Laptop · · Score: 1

    shame the best joke of the thread gets modded troll.....

  3. Re:After reading this... on Behind the Moralgorithm · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I hate it when I roll a character with low intelligence. The best you can hope for is a blessed potion of gain ability.

  4. Re:obGrampa on iTunes 4.9 With Podcasting Support · · Score: 1

    Dear Sir,
    Why would you post a serious reply to an obvious joke that is modded funny with a title "obGrampa". The only thing that I can think of is that you are actually way funnier than me and it is _I_ that am not getting the joke? No, wait, that is impossible. I don't detect any humor at all in your post. Perhaps you are Borg or Vulcan or some other humorless alien species? No, that can't be, that is just on television. Maybe you just like being right. Can't blame you.
    Sincrely,
    Mystified in Manhattan.

  5. obGrampa on iTunes 4.9 With Podcasting Support · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't read blogs, and I don't intend to listen to any 'podcasts' either. Books are for reading, and iPod's are for music. As far as I can tell, the main disadvantage of these digital soapboxes is that you can't hurl tomatoes at the orator. These newfangled ideas are nothing but chicanery perpetrated by charlatans. In fact, the iPod is nothing more than a cassette player crossed with a cue ball.

  6. Re: vi or vim on Alternatives To Office For Mac OS X · · Score: 1

    yes, I agree. It was just the requisite vi troll. I learned it as a young lad on a vt-52 and it has become the blade on my swiss army knife that gets used again and again. I was just thinking last night that one thing that annoys me about macs is that they are hard to operate without a mouse. It is actually pretty easy to learn how to use windows with only a keyboard.

  7. vi or vim on Alternatives To Office For Mac OS X · · Score: 1

    learn it, love it, live it.

  8. Re:Quadruple independent redundancy. on Rats 'Cripple' NZ Web Access · · Score: 1

    Gotta blame it on something...
    Blame it on the rats that were chewing, chewing
    Blame it on the cio that didn't plan redundancy right
    Whatever you do don't put the blame on you
    Blame it on the rats yeah yeah.

    Apologies to Diane Warren.

  9. Re:What good is such a fast Ethernet card... on Is There a Place for a $500 Ethernet Card? · · Score: 1

    if your internet connection is anything less than fiber
    um,
    you _do_ know that people use networks without having to connect to the 'internet', right ? Some type of real time type database thingy like a stock market or a really kick ass low latency lan party. In conclusion, yes there is a place for a $500 whachacallit, card.

  10. this guy is just tooting his horn on Do Stealth Startups Suck? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    so anyway in real news,
    wasn't the season finale to Dr. Who FREAKING AMAZING!!!!

  11. Re:They survived through me! on Dr Who Rolls On · · Score: 1

    its the worst ever. I'm about to jump out of my skin I want to see the next episode so badly ! I'll be poking bittorrent trying to get it to go faster tomorrow night.

  12. Re:I just want to say... on Dr Who Rolls On · · Score: 1

    Hear Hear, I have been downloading eps via BT, and get pretty shaky when I have to wait a whole week for a conclusion to a 2 episode cycle. I tried to like battlestar gallactica, but between the wierd editing style they tried to give it and the darkness of the material, I couldn't make it past 3 episodes.

    Doctor Who with Eccleston feels fun, fantastic, eerie, and lurches around time/space in an exciting non linear fashion. I love it, I haven't gotten into a show like this in years. I would also buy it on DVD. Is it even broadcast in america?

  13. Re:Apple learns fast? on WebObjects Now Free With Tiger · · Score: 1

    ah well then, carry on. It was the doohickey with the included computer that was $9999 or something.

  14. Re:Apple learns fast? on WebObjects Now Free With Tiger · · Score: 0

    Isn't that $999 missing another 9 ?

  15. after having RTFA on Robots Put on Show at World Robot Expo in Japan · · Score: 1

    let me be the first to say, THAT LINK SUCKED.
    no robot pictures.
    no robot movies.
    just 2 stupid ass looking robots playing trumpets.

  16. iCal is ok but...... on Where is the Killer Calendar? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah ical is ok, but actually I had serious problems when I wanted to print a fairly complicated itinerary. I ended up inputting the whole thing into palm desktop because I was in a crunch. I needed printouts that I could hand out to people. If I had more than a few things on a day, It would truncate text on the printout, rendering it useless and wack. So, great for scheduling your little activites, but for anything complicated (production schedule for example) its a no-go.

    ical is also not equipped for work groups, strictly a single user experience. At the office (1000+ workstations) we have been using groupwise for years and years and years. It is not without its ups and downs, but for email and calendar/scheduling it is a decent mule.

  17. Re:Future? on Quark CEO Abruptly Resigns · · Score: 1

    t's running on 9600 class hardware and performs a VERY important function here at work. The hardest part about maintaining this system is finding replacement parts for the hardware.

    If that is the hardest part about maintining it, not bad. There seems to be a perpetual supply of them on ebay for $20 - $50.

  18. Re:faster, how? on Rail Guns Closer to Reality · · Score: 1

    the whats of what now?

  19. Re:ma nah ma nah on Google Takes Top Spot From Time Warner · · Score: 2, Insightful

    (link directly to server instead of coral cache.)
    no, I used the coral cache intentionally to be nice to the server that is not mine, and of unknown capacity.

    For more about coral see their homepage.
    http://www.coralcdn.org/

  20. ma nah ma nah on Google Takes Top Spot From Time Warner · · Score: 4, Funny

    since this will be a pointless discussion, for your viewing pleasure:

    manahmanah

  21. Re:Random thoughts about Microsoft... on Final Windows 2000 Update · · Score: 1

    holy crap, think i'll head off to bed or take a nap or something. im pooped !

  22. Re:Ideal opportunity to disinfect the internet on CA Warns Of Massive Botnet Attack · · Score: 1

    while still remaining mostly white hat... mauve hat.

  23. Re:I would've found it interesting if... on Life As A Soul Calibur Model · · Score: 1

    Amazed I even skimmed through, but I did manage to catch this gem of deep thought and reflection on my way to vomiting:

    During my solo performance I had trouble putting the sword back into the scabbard. Why are there such things as mistakes? I can't seem to get away from mistakes. Well, can't do anything about it now. It's over, back to normal life.

    A regula philophoser!

  24. Re:If they had been Comp Sci students.... on Stanford Rejects Business School Hackers · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thats Trespassing, which people have been killed for.
    Now get off of my property. /wield shotgun

  25. Re:Adult Groups a Liability Risk on Oregon Woman Sues Yahoo for $3 Million · · Score: 1

    Play both sides, and hope to make a profit?

    I saw that movie, its called For a Few Dollars More, with Clint Eastwood. Apparently it only works if your the baddest hombre with a sidearm this side of Sicily.